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Jitters
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Posted - 2003.10.01 01:34:00 -
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Edited by: Jitters on 01/10/2003 01:36:44
Here's a couple to kick it off:
(edit: excrement disallowed for some reason...)
A pilot was caught off his wits
as he was exploring the mids
of the Syndicate Region
surprised by a legion
of pirates - they shot him to bits!
The fellow a n00b as he was
hit the forums and started a fuss
the regulars chuckled and bid:
"Carebear, we don't give a sh.t"
The pirates that whacked you are us!
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Deadzone
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Posted - 2003.10.01 07:43:00 -
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Good to see a good sense 
Vice-Admiral
Executive Commanding Officer
Military Command
Hadead Drive Yards |
Lola
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Posted - 2003.10.01 08:07:00 -
[3]
Nice one mate. I laughed out loud.
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Sig rented by Drethen Nerevitas. |
drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2003.10.01 08:44:00 -
[4]
We all float around in our cruisers,
and a couple in battleship bruisers,
hey, we're Space Invaders,
we kill lots of traders,
and occasionally two or three losers.
A toll at the gates is expected
for this payment your ship is protected
please don't talk smack,
or you'll get a load back
and your ship and pod will be dissected
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.01 09:07:00 -
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Pirates that camp gates think that they're tough
And their behaviour can be kind of rough
But warp to a gate
With a gun and a mate
And they soon cry "enough is enough"
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Dead
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Carp Riddell
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Posted - 2003.10.01 09:18:00 -
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Jumping through Pator or Yulai,
Check billboards when past them you fly,
If you're out of luck, you might just get stuck,
And wait there until bloody July!
- Carp Riddell
- CEO, Innsmouth Shipping
- Proud Member of Curse Alliance
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Kelewan
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Posted - 2003.10.01 09:24:00 -
[7]
 Quote:
Jumping through Pator or Yulai,
Check billboards when past them you fly,
If you're out of luck, you might just get stuck,
And wait there until bloody July!
LMAO
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"I am watching you through a camera" - Artie Ziff
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Carp Riddell
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Posted - 2003.10.01 09:26:00 -
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Techell want mega it seems,
To pay for their new mining beams,
Mega is (happy - see nerf bat), I prefer ISK
'Cos it works the vending machines
- Carp Riddell
- CEO, Innsmouth Shipping
- Proud Member of Curse Alliance
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drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2003.10.01 09:33:00 -
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Edited by: drunkenmaster on 01/10/2003 09:37:23
Some people think pirates are bad,
we kill afk's, who get mad,
they come on the forums,
with posts that are borin',
their lack of c0jones makes me sad.
It doesn't take much to dissuade,
a pirate that's camping a gate,
go get your buds,
consume some suds,
And warp in en masse, it's great.
The swear filter makes me review,
my posts so that they're not taboo,
I get asterisks,
over f**k, s**t and p**s,
but words like balsac get straight through.
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Carp Riddell
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Posted - 2003.10.01 10:02:00 -
[10]
Edited by: Carp Riddell on 01/10/2003 10:05:05
In poetry, Drunk is prolific,
His limericks are quite terrific,
But meet him in space, in a CONCORDEless place,
And the outcome can be quite horrific.
- Carp Riddell
- CEO, Innsmouth Shipping
- Proud Member of Curse Alliance
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.10.01 10:11:00 -
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I love threads like this. That is because they don't suck balls.
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.01 10:15:00 -
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Daes! Sorry, Ive been very busy ingame recently - we need to get together soon and go hit things. I'll convo you tonight if ur on. *kiss*
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Dead
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t00r
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Posted - 2003.10.01 10:24:00 -
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A pirate, so great, like no other,
Who knew so much of my mother,
Then one night, had a terrible fright,
Or was it his 10 year old brother?
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1.9 How can I participate in beta testing EVE? |
Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.10.01 10:32:00 -
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Quote:
Daes! Sorry, Ive been very busy ingame recently - we need to get together soon and go hit things. I'll convo you tonight if ur on. *kiss*
NP, I've been somewhat busy myself, clubs are a pain to manage... Drop em a line whenever, or contact me via holophone, that way I can lay my eyes on your supple curves. ;)
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2003.10.01 10:37:00 -
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I like threads like this, so amusing,
no political toss, less confusing,
no complaints about ores,
from the usual forum *****s,
and no situations that need defusing
no moaning about griefer PK's,
from children who play in PJ's,
I need bring no gun,
yet still I have fun,
beats seeing the forums ablaze.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.01 10:37:00 -
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There was once a young girl called Daesdemona
Who was oft thought as a bit of a loner
Until one night in a club
She was caught in a hot tub,
With a miner, a trader and a chauffuer!
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Dead
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.10.01 10:45:00 -
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Quote:
There was once a young girl called Daesdemona
Who was oft thought as a bit of a loner
Until one night in a club
She was caught in a hot tub,
With a miner, a trader and a chauffuer!
Hey! I thought that escapade with your chauffer and miner buddy were off the record....
:)
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.01 10:47:00 -
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Daes, I have it on holoreel!!
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Dead
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TerrorDactyl
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Posted - 2003.10.01 10:57:00 -
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There once was a player called Steve,
Who spent many hours in Eve,
He got sick of the bugs,
He soon turned to drugs,
Fix this sh*t or I'll leave!
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Keefus
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Posted - 2003.10.01 11:07:00 -
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once i found a Big riod
whichs it's omber i did but toyed
with miner 2
so i went to the loo
and came back to find my pod i the Viod
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mmmmm Carrot juice! |
Keefus
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Posted - 2003.10.01 11:07:00 -
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once i found a Big riod
whichs it's omber i did but toyed
with miner 2
so i went to the loo
and came back to find my pod i the Viod
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mmmmm Carrot juice! |
Sulphur
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Posted - 2003.10.01 11:07:00 -
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Those that will be deep space mining
Their pockets they will be lining
Until they are caught
By the pirating sort
Then off to the forums they'll be whining
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Keefus
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Posted - 2003.10.01 11:08:00 -
[23]
Buggy
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mmmmm Carrot juice! |
Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.10.01 11:18:00 -
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Quote:
Daes, I have it on holoreel!!
Runs to call lawyer
Get me the rights to that NOW!
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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s0cks
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Posted - 2003.10.01 11:19:00 -
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Edited by: s0cks on 01/10/2003 11:22:01
Edited by: s0cks on 01/10/2003 11:21:08
a player locked on to the n00b,
the n00b thought 'sh.t i am doomed',
the n00b he locked and he shot,
CONCORD shot down his ship like a rock
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frigates is all that they fly
they do not care that they may die
all they want is some PvP action
so when people in belts, they'll catch em!
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he just got a new apocolypse,
and thought hey what can i fit?,
he opened his hanger and took off his shoes,
and walked over to the 8 miner twos :/
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Carp Riddell
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Posted - 2003.10.01 11:23:00 -
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Mine ark and it's ISK-city!
And Jaspet is really quite pretty,
But there's one type of 'roid,
it's best to avoid,
That's Veldspar - it's cheap and it's ****ty
- Carp Riddell
- CEO, Innsmouth Shipping
- Proud Member of Curse Alliance
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.10.01 11:25:00 -
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Riddell is my hero of the hour!
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Kram Calama
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Posted - 2003.10.01 11:25:00 -
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I was feeling well dangerous and mean
In my Velator a killing machine
I warped into the fight
With my railgun alight
Sh't there's a pod where my ship should have been!
Station camping, ship jamming, forum spamming, milk drinking, deep thinking, gooner loving, goat hugging, pirate killer............AVE IT LARGE!!!! |
Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.01 12:10:00 -
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There was once a young pilot called Hardin
Who asked for an official pardon
For perverted slave crimes
And sexual maligns
And thoughts that oft gave him a hardon
This thread might get locked now, sorry
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Fanatique D'Absinthe
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Posted - 2003.10.01 12:54:00 -
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*sipping a fine La Fee absinthe*
Pirates it seems are a fast dieing breed
In this game CCP has created
"Carebear" Alliances
Anti pirate contrivances
Whining pirates your days are slated
Fussing and moaing, ****ing and groaning
About how new patches make pirating harder
How's this for a hitch,
Karma's a *****!
And gate guns can pop you from farther.
Turning over a new leaf, Lord what a relief!
Some pirate corps are quicly saying
Smoked stabbed in the back,
M3G4's bankrupt like that
An impoverished jackass is braying.
The moral of this shines in truth not in lies
Wise up pirates, hear what I'm saying
You "role playing" hustlers
Have cost CCP customers
And for this you clowns are now paying.
*chuckles and winks*
La vie est merde, non?
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