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Jitters
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Posted - 2003.10.01 01:34:00 -
[1]
Edited by: Jitters on 01/10/2003 01:36:44
Here's a couple to kick it off:
(edit: excrement disallowed for some reason...)
A pilot was caught off his wits
as he was exploring the mids
of the Syndicate Region
surprised by a legion
of pirates - they shot him to bits!
The fellow a n00b as he was
hit the forums and started a fuss
the regulars chuckled and bid:
"Carebear, we don't give a sh.t"
The pirates that whacked you are us!
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Deadzone
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Posted - 2003.10.01 07:43:00 -
[2]
 
Good to see a good sense 
Vice-Admiral
Executive Commanding Officer
Military Command
Hadead Drive Yards |
Lola
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Posted - 2003.10.01 08:07:00 -
[3]
Nice one mate. I laughed out loud.
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Sig rented by Drethen Nerevitas. |
drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2003.10.01 08:44:00 -
[4]
We all float around in our cruisers,
and a couple in battleship bruisers,
hey, we're Space Invaders,
we kill lots of traders,
and occasionally two or three losers.
A toll at the gates is expected
for this payment your ship is protected
please don't talk smack,
or you'll get a load back
and your ship and pod will be dissected
.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.01 09:07:00 -
[5]
Pirates that camp gates think that they're tough
And their behaviour can be kind of rough
But warp to a gate
With a gun and a mate
And they soon cry "enough is enough"
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Dead
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Carp Riddell
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Posted - 2003.10.01 09:18:00 -
[6]
Jumping through Pator or Yulai,
Check billboards when past them you fly,
If you're out of luck, you might just get stuck,
And wait there until bloody July!
- Carp Riddell
- CEO, Innsmouth Shipping
- Proud Member of Curse Alliance
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Kelewan
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Posted - 2003.10.01 09:24:00 -
[7]
 Quote:
Jumping through Pator or Yulai,
Check billboards when past them you fly,
If you're out of luck, you might just get stuck,
And wait there until bloody July!
LMAO
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"I am watching you through a camera" - Artie Ziff
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Carp Riddell
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Posted - 2003.10.01 09:26:00 -
[8]
Techell want mega it seems,
To pay for their new mining beams,
Mega is (happy - see nerf bat), I prefer ISK
'Cos it works the vending machines
- Carp Riddell
- CEO, Innsmouth Shipping
- Proud Member of Curse Alliance
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drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2003.10.01 09:33:00 -
[9]
Edited by: drunkenmaster on 01/10/2003 09:37:23
Some people think pirates are bad,
we kill afk's, who get mad,
they come on the forums,
with posts that are borin',
their lack of c0jones makes me sad.
It doesn't take much to dissuade,
a pirate that's camping a gate,
go get your buds,
consume some suds,
And warp in en masse, it's great.
The swear filter makes me review,
my posts so that they're not taboo,
I get asterisks,
over f**k, s**t and p**s,
but words like balsac get straight through.
.
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Carp Riddell
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Posted - 2003.10.01 10:02:00 -
[10]
Edited by: Carp Riddell on 01/10/2003 10:05:05
In poetry, Drunk is prolific,
His limericks are quite terrific,
But meet him in space, in a CONCORDEless place,
And the outcome can be quite horrific.
- Carp Riddell
- CEO, Innsmouth Shipping
- Proud Member of Curse Alliance
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.10.01 10:11:00 -
[11]
I love threads like this. That is because they don't suck balls.
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.01 10:15:00 -
[12]
Daes! Sorry, Ive been very busy ingame recently - we need to get together soon and go hit things. I'll convo you tonight if ur on. *kiss*
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Dead
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t00r
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Posted - 2003.10.01 10:24:00 -
[13]
A pirate, so great, like no other,
Who knew so much of my mother,
Then one night, had a terrible fright,
Or was it his 10 year old brother?
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1.9 How can I participate in beta testing EVE? |
Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.10.01 10:32:00 -
[14]
Quote:
Daes! Sorry, Ive been very busy ingame recently - we need to get together soon and go hit things. I'll convo you tonight if ur on. *kiss*
NP, I've been somewhat busy myself, clubs are a pain to manage... Drop em a line whenever, or contact me via holophone, that way I can lay my eyes on your supple curves. ;)
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2003.10.01 10:37:00 -
[15]
I like threads like this, so amusing,
no political toss, less confusing,
no complaints about ores,
from the usual forum *****s,
and no situations that need defusing
no moaning about griefer PK's,
from children who play in PJ's,
I need bring no gun,
yet still I have fun,
beats seeing the forums ablaze.
.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.01 10:37:00 -
[16]
There was once a young girl called Daesdemona
Who was oft thought as a bit of a loner
Until one night in a club
She was caught in a hot tub,
With a miner, a trader and a chauffuer!
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Dead
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.10.01 10:45:00 -
[17]
Quote:
There was once a young girl called Daesdemona
Who was oft thought as a bit of a loner
Until one night in a club
She was caught in a hot tub,
With a miner, a trader and a chauffuer!
Hey! I thought that escapade with your chauffer and miner buddy were off the record....
:)
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.01 10:47:00 -
[18]
Daes, I have it on holoreel!!
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Dead
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TerrorDactyl
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Posted - 2003.10.01 10:57:00 -
[19]
There once was a player called Steve,
Who spent many hours in Eve,
He got sick of the bugs,
He soon turned to drugs,
Fix this sh*t or I'll leave!
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Keefus
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Posted - 2003.10.01 11:07:00 -
[20]
once i found a Big riod
whichs it's omber i did but toyed
with miner 2
so i went to the loo
and came back to find my pod i the Viod
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mmmmm Carrot juice! |
Keefus
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Posted - 2003.10.01 11:07:00 -
[21]
once i found a Big riod
whichs it's omber i did but toyed
with miner 2
so i went to the loo
and came back to find my pod i the Viod
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mmmmm Carrot juice! |
Sulphur
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Posted - 2003.10.01 11:07:00 -
[22]
Those that will be deep space mining
Their pockets they will be lining
Until they are caught
By the pirating sort
Then off to the forums they'll be whining
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Keefus
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Posted - 2003.10.01 11:08:00 -
[23]
Buggy
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mmmmm Carrot juice! |
Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.10.01 11:18:00 -
[24]
Quote:
Daes, I have it on holoreel!!
Runs to call lawyer
Get me the rights to that NOW!
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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s0cks
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Posted - 2003.10.01 11:19:00 -
[25]
Edited by: s0cks on 01/10/2003 11:22:01
Edited by: s0cks on 01/10/2003 11:21:08
a player locked on to the n00b,
the n00b thought 'sh.t i am doomed',
the n00b he locked and he shot,
CONCORD shot down his ship like a rock
--
frigates is all that they fly
they do not care that they may die
all they want is some PvP action
so when people in belts, they'll catch em!
--
he just got a new apocolypse,
and thought hey what can i fit?,
he opened his hanger and took off his shoes,
and walked over to the 8 miner twos :/
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Carp Riddell
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Posted - 2003.10.01 11:23:00 -
[26]
Mine ark and it's ISK-city!
And Jaspet is really quite pretty,
But there's one type of 'roid,
it's best to avoid,
That's Veldspar - it's cheap and it's ****ty
- Carp Riddell
- CEO, Innsmouth Shipping
- Proud Member of Curse Alliance
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.10.01 11:25:00 -
[27]
Riddell is my hero of the hour!
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Kram Calama
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Posted - 2003.10.01 11:25:00 -
[28]
I was feeling well dangerous and mean
In my Velator a killing machine
I warped into the fight
With my railgun alight
Sh't there's a pod where my ship should have been!
Station camping, ship jamming, forum spamming, milk drinking, deep thinking, gooner loving, goat hugging, pirate killer............AVE IT LARGE!!!! |
Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.01 12:10:00 -
[29]
There was once a young pilot called Hardin
Who asked for an official pardon
For perverted slave crimes
And sexual maligns
And thoughts that oft gave him a hardon
This thread might get locked now, sorry
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Dead
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Fanatique D'Absinthe
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Posted - 2003.10.01 12:54:00 -
[30]
*sipping a fine La Fee absinthe*
Pirates it seems are a fast dieing breed
In this game CCP has created
"Carebear" Alliances
Anti pirate contrivances
Whining pirates your days are slated
Fussing and moaing, ****ing and groaning
About how new patches make pirating harder
How's this for a hitch,
Karma's a *****!
And gate guns can pop you from farther.
Turning over a new leaf, Lord what a relief!
Some pirate corps are quicly saying
Smoked stabbed in the back,
M3G4's bankrupt like that
An impoverished jackass is braying.
The moral of this shines in truth not in lies
Wise up pirates, hear what I'm saying
You "role playing" hustlers
Have cost CCP customers
And for this you clowns are now paying.
*chuckles and winks*
La vie est merde, non?
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.10.01 13:11:00 -
[31]
at least Poe made some good of HIS absinth.
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.01 13:12:00 -
[32]
There once was a girl name of Miso
who wanted to score and would say so.
Though Daesdemona is nice
and Hardin alright
Only Maud can keep up the spice flow.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.01 13:12:00 -
[33]
Quote:
at least Poe made some good of HIS absinth.
THWACK!
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Dead
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Trixxy
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Posted - 2003.10.01 13:16:00 -
[34]
Edited by: Trixxy on 01/10/2003 13:25:22
There once was a miner of ore
Who thought this mining a chore
He abandoned his rock
In space with no lock
And it was taken from him, what a bore.
So revenge he decided to get
on this thief he had not ever met
He shot his big gun
and made the thief run
But Concord came and he went *SPLET*
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drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2003.10.01 13:17:00 -
[35]
You may not like pirates in all of their forms,
But this should attract your attention:
How to sell cruisers,
without cruiser losers?
It's one point I though I would mention.
Some take a risk, lose their ship, and pay isk
It's what keep production lines rolling,
Wallets will shrink,
and people will think:
'Why *did* we stop SI from tolling?'
It will not be fun, when they ban all the guns,
but that's what the moaners insist on.
but those that can't hack it
need a punch in the bracket,
to show that their bonfire is p1ssed on.
Guns are for me, it's the way things should be,
And I'd rather you didn't refuse them.
Cos once they are gone,
so will be the fun.
Except for the few that don't use them.
If in your corp you're a farmer,
you probably don't see the drama,
but your military wing,
can't do a damn thing,
because daisies don't penetrate armour.
.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.01 13:20:00 -
[36]
Edited by: Miso on 01/10/2003 13:21:26
Quote:
There once was a girl name of Miso
who wanted to score and would say so.
Though Daesdemona is nice
and Hardin alright
Only Maud can keep up the spice flow.
lol
DM - have you gone professional yet? When does your first anthology come out?
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Dead
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.10.01 13:22:00 -
[37]
Edited by: Daesdemona on 01/10/2003 13:22:35
"because daisies don't penetrate armour"
Classic.
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.01 13:24:00 -
[38]
Quote:
Edited by: Daesdemona on 01/10/2003 13:22:35
"because daisies don't penetrate armour"
They do if you attach them to a cruise missile.
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Dead
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Test Osterona
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Posted - 2003.10.01 13:28:00 -
[39]
There once was a girl who was bored,
she wanted to claim a reward.
She locked on her pray,
fired three missiles away,
and lost her own ship to CONCORD!
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Kram Calama
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Posted - 2003.10.01 13:51:00 -
[40]
Well armed in my suicide indy
I decided to set warp gates free
So I locked onto the scum
Who was camping near one
Ohh sh't not another CTD!
Station camping, ship jamming, forum spamming, milk drinking, deep thinking, gooner loving, goat hugging, pirate killer............AVE IT LARGE!!!! |
Archain
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Posted - 2003.10.01 14:08:00 -
[41]
Sometimes we meet a smart pilot,
flying agent runs trying not to be late.
Favoring the microwarp drive,
they make six go live,
and they bounce 15KM off of the gate.
Space Invaders Movie Library - [SPVD]
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Carp Riddell
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Posted - 2003.10.01 14:08:00 -
[42]
Watched a holo on my television,
That I got for completing a mission,
There was Daes and Miso, and some cold long-limb roe,
In a damn compromising position!
- Carp Riddell
- CEO, Innsmouth Shipping
- Proud Member of Curse Alliance
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.01 14:16:00 -
[43]
Carp - what is a cold long-limbed roe??!
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Dead
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Carp Riddell
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Posted - 2003.10.01 14:19:00 -
[44]
Quote:
Carp - what is a cold long-limbed roe??!
Look under "Luxury Items" in the marketplace ole girl. Perhaps "some" might have been an improvement on "a".
(It's Eve caviar...)
- Carp Riddell
- CEO, Innsmouth Shipping
- Proud Member of Curse Alliance
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.01 14:20:00 -
[45]
I did wonder about the fish eggs thing...
I have more of those sort of holo-reels if you're interested
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Dead
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Cruniac
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Posted - 2003.10.01 14:21:00 -
[46]
Although I did not write this I have always found it funny
E're we go, e're we go thru the cosmos!
E're we go, e're we go thru infinity!
E're we go, e're we go, dont know where til we get there!
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.01 14:33:00 -
[47]
Having gone out mining for bistot
locked rock and sat watching the cash flow
bored out of my mind
til I found the time
To watch Daes and Miso on holo.
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Sarkos
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Posted - 2003.10.01 14:36:00 -
[48]
Here is some additions.
There once was a pilot from Stain.
His impulse he could not refrain.
So he headed for Curse.
And ended up worse.
For a new ship he mines, what a pain.
Traveling the universe I fly.
Through wonder and star laden sky.
I started to shake.
When the jumpgate did break.
Now a black hole I'm in, 'AM STUCK' is my cry.
While mining one day, I got stuck.
Inside a roid, what bad luck.
My sensors did show,
while I sat it did grow.
One million radius, WHAT THE F**K?
Hero or pirate we be.
Depending on which side you see.
Slavers we fight.
Against the great Amarr might.
For Minmatar born are we.
Either free the slaves or we will come and get them.
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.01 14:44:00 -
[49]
Edited by: Hardin on 01/10/2003 14:45:40
There was a corp called Oracle
Whose faces were scary and 'orrible
With blisters and pus
They caused quite a fuss
Although Miso found Sarkos adorable 
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Jim Hawkins
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Posted - 2003.10.01 14:48:00 -
[50]
Edited by: Jim Hawkins on 01/10/2003 14:49:35
Here's a few...
A foolish space piloting kid
Found MOo in a system and hid
But the pirates they found him
and gave him a poundin'
A fright! he filled his pants with shid
Hardin was a poser from space
Arrogance born from superior race
When meeting Minmatar
he would try hard to fart a
big smell in their horrible face
An exotic and talented wench
Entertained with no clothes on a bench
She was able to please o
all men, that was Miso,
and charge double for things that are French
....hope you enjoy 
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.01 14:58:00 -
[51]
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.01 15:00:00 -
[52]
Edited by: Hardin on 01/10/2003 15:01:31
There was a young lady Gallente
Who loves to spin and to rant..heh
Her name it twas Jade
She even got paid
To promote TTI's patented panties
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.01 15:01:00 -
[53]
Edited by: Hardin on 01/10/2003 15:05:40
Shall I tell Jim off Miso? I assume he is now on your KOS list?
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.01 15:07:00 -
[54]
Kiss on sight list, yes
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.01 15:10:00 -
[55]
Edited by: Miso on 01/10/2003 15:11:09
A frustrated corporation called PIE
Constantly ma sturbated as they would fly
Into battle with p orn
They'd all get the horn
And would shoot the wrong target and die
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Dead
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Carp Riddell
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Posted - 2003.10.01 15:17:00 -
[56]
Quote:
Edited by: Miso on 01/10/2003 15:11:09
A frustrated corporation called PIE
Constantly ma sturbated as they would fly
Into battle with p orn
They'd all get the horn
And would shoot the wrong target and die
I am moved to tears
- Carp Riddell
- CEO, Innsmouth Shipping
- Proud Member of Curse Alliance
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.01 16:45:00 -
[57]
That tends to happen when Miso is involved!
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Rob Purloin
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Posted - 2003.10.01 17:00:00 -
[58]
There was an old miner named Paul
Who whined ôthese æroids are too smallö
ôFix itö he said ôor noobs are deadö
As one stole away his haul.
There was an afkÆer named Jay
He filled up his Indy all day
He locked on a æroid, Laser deployed
And merrily walked away.
There was a young pilot from Chaven
Who preferred his Gallente women .. Actually I think IÆll leave it there.
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drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2003.10.01 19:37:00 -
[59]
People, please don't let this thread go away,
it really has brightened up my day,
I'm sick of the flamers*,
the spammers, the lamers,
cos most of the posts here are ghey...
* yeah I know, you don't have to point out my hypocrisy...
.
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CLONE 9
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Posted - 2003.10.01 21:18:00 -
[60]
There once was a pilot from Tash
Who would fly a BS and smoke h4sh
It warp scrambled his head
And he ended up dead
When he attempted a landing and crashed
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Jitters
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Posted - 2003.10.02 00:04:00 -
[61]
A third level agent is hot
and implants are popular but:
The market is theirs
who cornered the wares
"A superconductor costs WHAT?!" |
Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.10.02 00:41:00 -
[62]
There is a corp called Playboy
With girls hotter than Helen of Troy
Every month there's a new sensation
At the Helm Heff heats up this generation
Even Amarr monks run for consecration
Posting for Numbnutz |
Carp Riddell
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Posted - 2003.10.02 11:48:00 -
[63]
My Rupture is too loud, I fear,
My head hurts when loud sounds I hear,
The moral of this,
is when you're on the ****,
Please don't drink Glenlivet like beer.
(Nooo....not this thread again...!)
- Carp Riddell
- CEO, Innsmouth Shipping
- Proud Member of Curse Alliance
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Trixxy
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Posted - 2003.10.02 12:44:00 -
[64]
This thread is so far from being liddle
with no beginiing no end or no middle
But the post that's the best
(And that's quite a test)
Is the last one submitted by Riddle.
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...and remember - No pain, no pain. |
Sarkos
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Posted - 2003.10.02 14:47:00 -
[65]
Hardin if you don't mind.
Oracle you claim you can't find.
The truth of it alls.
Is your glowing disco balls.
Has made most our pilots half blind.
Either free the slaves or we will come and get them.
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.02 14:49:00 -
[66]
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Kaboom22
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Posted - 2003.10.02 16:22:00 -
[67]
Brilliant, i paticuly like DM's ones, although some others are great too
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.02 16:50:00 -
[68]
Oracle's wise CEO Comrade Sarkos
Unfortunately suffered a sad loss
It was Hippey's fault
When his Tempest got bought
For a banana, a biscuit and no dosh!
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Captain Tinrib
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Posted - 2003.10.02 17:01:00 -
[69]
Quote:
Pirates that camp gates think that they're tough
And their behaviour can be kind of rough
But warp to a gate
With a gun and a mate
And they soon cry "enough is enough"
LOL so true so true...
Kill List |
Makkar
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Posted - 2003.10.02 20:44:00 -
[70]
Now PIE will protect any slavers,
For cold isk or sexual favours,
But Oracle came, PIE cried "Tis a shame!
Our shield hardeners just cannot save us!"
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Makkar
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Posted - 2003.10.02 22:20:00 -
[71]
A PIE pilot thought he'd be funny,
strapped an MWD to a punny.
No CAP left to warp
Here comes Oracle Corp
Fear is certainly brown, wet and runny.
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Sarkos
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Posted - 2003.10.03 07:17:00 -
[72]
*bump*
Either free the slaves or we will come and get them.
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Trixxy
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Posted - 2003.10.03 08:27:00 -
[73]
If in Eve you make ISK on each trip
at considerable risk to your ship
then whenever you die
you must come and cry
on the forums you must be a dip
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...and remember - No pain, no pain. |
Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.03 08:59:00 -
[74]
It was an Oracle big fleet manoeuvre
Interrupted by PIE in their cruisers
Oh 'twas a sight
When the Minnies turned to flight
'Cause their ships fight like broken down hoovers
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Jim Hawkins
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Posted - 2003.10.03 09:03:00 -
[75]
An Oracle war chief called Hippey
When caught in a station got lippy
To PIE, who with flair
Had chased him to there
To blow up his powerful shippy
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drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2003.10.03 09:20:00 -
[76]
the oracle/pie thing is funny
funnier than stealing your money
at least there's no beef,
and calling of 'grief',
cos *that* stuff just ain't funny, sonny
.
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Jim Hawkins
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Posted - 2003.10.03 10:59:00 -
[77]
When flying around drunkenmaster
Don't try to maneouvre to faster
All of the drink
may lead you to think
that your ship is all made out of pasta
Lawks! That's my worst one yet, I'm giving this up.
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Astrid Tron
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Posted - 2003.10.03 11:24:00 -
[78]
Edited by: Astrid Tron on 03/10/2003 14:17:54
There was an SA-wuss called Wan-ka
Who drank a bit deep from his Juk'Ta
While he bent and hurled
His ship dived and twirled
And in drunkness he wailed for his mama
Soon shells and strong CA him battered
Delirious he ran and shuddered
He woke in a pod
Poor hungover sod
But these words of wisdom he muttered
Them Nomads brew not for the weak
The wussy, the timid or meek
They brew for Minmatar
The stronger and greater
A mans drink is not for the geek
Get your Juk'Ta direct from the Nomads Breweries INC
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When you have to kill a man, it takes nothing to be polite |
Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.03 15:05:00 -
[79]
*BUMP* - Only coz that Dandrik chap pushed it way down where it didnt deserve to be!
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Laro
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Posted - 2003.10.03 22:50:00 -
[80]
Bump - as requested
Personally I think this deserves a sticky, best thread so far today.
Proud member of Curse Alliance |
Baldour Ngarr
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Posted - 2003.10.04 00:28:00 -
[81]
There once was a man named N'Garr,
Who said "I'm the best pilot by far!"
But the pirates of space,
Put him back in his place,
Now he's gone back to mining Veldspar.
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"Soon" is an ancient Icelandic word meaning "some time before the next Ice Age." |
drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2003.10.04 01:25:00 -
[82]
I was sitting in Aurohunen station
when I felt a peculiar sensation
a disturbance in the farce
though the talking was sparse
there's a troll giving misinformation
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Relentless
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Posted - 2003.10.04 03:17:00 -
[83]
Those green dots are the warning to watch fer
But going 'round would mean taking forever
So you jump through the gate
to uncertain fate
***dammit the little ******s are still there!
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Makkar
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Posted - 2003.10.05 10:48:00 -
[84]
This is just a bump...
And nothing else.......
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Aelius
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Posted - 2003.10.05 11:57:00 -
[85]
Edited by: Aelius on 05/10/2003 11:58:00
The Legitimate Businessmans Club
Its better than a pub
All day drinking beer
Beating the sh.t out of the carebear. 
Selling Raven BPC ME20 3M at Yulai 1st Station |
1of1
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Posted - 2003.10.05 12:05:00 -
[86]
I started a thread called EVE Offline
For I thought it would pass the time
Some took it seriously
And gave real answers, curiously
But now I'm off 'cos the servers are back online.
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