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Jitters
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Posted - 2003.10.02 00:04:00 -
[61]
A third level agent is hot
and implants are popular but:
The market is theirs
who cornered the wares
"A superconductor costs WHAT?!" |
Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.10.02 00:41:00 -
[62]
There is a corp called Playboy
With girls hotter than Helen of Troy
Every month there's a new sensation
At the Helm Heff heats up this generation
Even Amarr monks run for consecration
Posting for Numbnutz |
Carp Riddell
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Posted - 2003.10.02 11:48:00 -
[63]
My Rupture is too loud, I fear,
My head hurts when loud sounds I hear,
The moral of this,
is when you're on the ****,
Please don't drink Glenlivet like beer.
(Nooo....not this thread again...!)
- Carp Riddell
- CEO, Innsmouth Shipping
- Proud Member of Curse Alliance
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Trixxy
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Posted - 2003.10.02 12:44:00 -
[64]
This thread is so far from being liddle
with no beginiing no end or no middle
But the post that's the best
(And that's quite a test)
Is the last one submitted by Riddle.
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...and remember - No pain, no pain. |
Sarkos
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Posted - 2003.10.02 14:47:00 -
[65]
Hardin if you don't mind.
Oracle you claim you can't find.
The truth of it alls.
Is your glowing disco balls.
Has made most our pilots half blind.
Either free the slaves or we will come and get them.
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.02 14:49:00 -
[66]
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Kaboom22
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Posted - 2003.10.02 16:22:00 -
[67]
Brilliant, i paticuly like DM's ones, although some others are great too
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.02 16:50:00 -
[68]
Oracle's wise CEO Comrade Sarkos
Unfortunately suffered a sad loss
It was Hippey's fault
When his Tempest got bought
For a banana, a biscuit and no dosh!
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Captain Tinrib
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Posted - 2003.10.02 17:01:00 -
[69]
 Quote:
Pirates that camp gates think that they're tough
And their behaviour can be kind of rough
But warp to a gate
With a gun and a mate
And they soon cry "enough is enough"
LOL so true so true...
Kill List |
Makkar
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Posted - 2003.10.02 20:44:00 -
[70]
Now PIE will protect any slavers,
For cold isk or sexual favours,
But Oracle came, PIE cried "Tis a shame!
Our shield hardeners just cannot save us!"
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Makkar
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Posted - 2003.10.02 22:20:00 -
[71]
A PIE pilot thought he'd be funny,
strapped an MWD to a punny.
No CAP left to warp
Here comes Oracle Corp
Fear is certainly brown, wet and runny.
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Sarkos
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Posted - 2003.10.03 07:17:00 -
[72]
*bump*
Either free the slaves or we will come and get them.
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Trixxy
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Posted - 2003.10.03 08:27:00 -
[73]
If in Eve you make ISK on each trip
at considerable risk to your ship
then whenever you die
you must come and cry
on the forums you must be a dip
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...and remember - No pain, no pain. |
Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.03 08:59:00 -
[74]
It was an Oracle big fleet manoeuvre
Interrupted by PIE in their cruisers
Oh 'twas a sight
When the Minnies turned to flight
'Cause their ships fight like broken down hoovers
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Jim Hawkins
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Posted - 2003.10.03 09:03:00 -
[75]
An Oracle war chief called Hippey
When caught in a station got lippy
To PIE, who with flair
Had chased him to there
To blow up his powerful shippy
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drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2003.10.03 09:20:00 -
[76]
the oracle/pie thing is funny
funnier than stealing your money
at least there's no beef,
and calling of 'grief',
cos *that* stuff just ain't funny, sonny
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Jim Hawkins
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Posted - 2003.10.03 10:59:00 -
[77]
When flying around drunkenmaster
Don't try to maneouvre to faster
All of the drink
may lead you to think
that your ship is all made out of pasta
Lawks! That's my worst one yet, I'm giving this up. 
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Astrid Tron
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Posted - 2003.10.03 11:24:00 -
[78]
Edited by: Astrid Tron on 03/10/2003 14:17:54
There was an SA-wuss called Wan-ka
Who drank a bit deep from his Juk'Ta
While he bent and hurled
His ship dived and twirled
And in drunkness he wailed for his mama
Soon shells and strong CA him battered
Delirious he ran and shuddered
He woke in a pod
Poor hungover sod
But these words of wisdom he muttered
Them Nomads brew not for the weak
The wussy, the timid or meek
They brew for Minmatar
The stronger and greater
A mans drink is not for the geek
Get your Juk'Ta direct from the Nomads Breweries INC
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When you have to kill a man, it takes nothing to be polite |
Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.03 15:05:00 -
[79]
*BUMP* - Only coz that Dandrik chap pushed it way down where it didnt deserve to be!
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Laro
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Posted - 2003.10.03 22:50:00 -
[80]
Bump - as requested
Personally I think this deserves a sticky, best thread so far today.
Proud member of Curse Alliance |
Baldour Ngarr
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Posted - 2003.10.04 00:28:00 -
[81]
There once was a man named N'Garr,
Who said "I'm the best pilot by far!"
But the pirates of space,
Put him back in his place,
Now he's gone back to mining Veldspar.
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"Soon" is an ancient Icelandic word meaning "some time before the next Ice Age." |
drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2003.10.04 01:25:00 -
[82]
I was sitting in Aurohunen station
when I felt a peculiar sensation
a disturbance in the farce
though the talking was sparse
there's a troll giving misinformation
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Relentless
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Posted - 2003.10.04 03:17:00 -
[83]
Those green dots are the warning to watch fer
But going 'round would mean taking forever
So you jump through the gate
to uncertain fate
***dammit the little ******s are still there!
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Makkar
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Posted - 2003.10.05 10:48:00 -
[84]
This is just a bump...
And nothing else.......
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Aelius
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Posted - 2003.10.05 11:57:00 -
[85]
Edited by: Aelius on 05/10/2003 11:58:00
The Legitimate Businessmans Club
Its better than a pub
All day drinking beer
Beating the sh.t out of the carebear. 
Selling Raven BPC ME20 3M at Yulai 1st Station |
1of1
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Posted - 2003.10.05 12:05:00 -
[86]
I started a thread called EVE Offline
For I thought it would pass the time
Some took it seriously
And gave real answers, curiously
But now I'm off 'cos the servers are back online.
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