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Captin ShadowHawk
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Posted - 2006.07.06 22:50:00 -
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Is it our good looks and charm?
Our fantastic advance ships?
I mean take Minmatarains they our extremely ugly. Their home world is a hole and they scratch a living from old junk I mean have you seen a typhoon!?
Amarrr..well they are a whole race of thugs & piratesànuff said.
Galletene.. there women are ok if a bit ****ty, not classy like our Caldari ladies. We broke away from them due to big egos & bad personal hygiene. They rely on drones to do their fighting as they are too chicken to get their hands dirty.
Long live the Caldari all hail our mighty empire.
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Baldour Ngarr
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Posted - 2006.07.06 22:51:00 -
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Maybe it's your heroic inability to make forum sigs the right size ... 
Anyway, isn't the RPing forum over that way somewhere?
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wierchas noobhunter
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Posted - 2006.07.06 22:52:00 -
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its rp thread right ?
join col ! now |
Arkanor
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Posted - 2006.07.06 22:52:00 -
[4]
 Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Our fantastic advance ships?
If welding cubicles together is considered advanced then damn, I'm not keeping up with the times.
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rabble, Rabble, RABBLE, RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!111elevenone
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Noriath
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Posted - 2006.07.06 22:57:00 -
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Caldari aren't mighty, they are cheesy, there is a difference there...
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Orchyre
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Posted - 2006.07.06 23:00:00 -
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Indeed, the Caldari race is also known for their amazing ability to spell...well, making combiniations of letters reminicent of real words that is.
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Mtthias Clemi
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Posted - 2006.07.06 23:02:00 -
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Whats a caldari.... isnt that one of those prizes you get with Quafe?
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Dr Depression
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Posted - 2006.07.06 23:10:00 -
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Originally by: Noriath
Caldari aren't mighty, they are cheesy, there is a difference there...
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Mighty cheesey
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Scorpyn
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Posted - 2006.07.06 23:12:00 -
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It's not the caldari being superior as much as it's the others being inferior.
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Shinnen
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Posted - 2006.07.06 23:18:00 -
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Edited by: Shinnen on 06/07/2006 23:17:45
Caldari are superior because:
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+/- 5 days training for t2 hardeners
+/- 30 days training for t2 torps / cruise
No tracking
more than 300km range on cruise missiles with raven
5 Super Duper EW boats
~5 Super Duper missile boats
No tracking on missiles
(CN) Raven (deserve own mention)
Very versatile setups
Jita
and more...
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Damn I wish I trained caldari
Shinnen
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Noriath
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Posted - 2006.07.06 23:26:00 -
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Don't see how that's superior, looks like ****ty game balance in my book... 
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DeadRow
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Posted - 2006.07.06 23:39:00 -
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Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Is it our good looks and charm?
If your an example of this then.. no
Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Our fantastic advance ships?
No
Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
I mean take Minmatarains they our extremely ugly. Their home world is a hole and they scratch a living from old junk I mean have you seen a typhoon!?
Okay I have to agree with you there 
Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Galletene.. there women are ok if a bit ****ty, not classy like our Caldari ladies. We broke away from them due to big egos & bad personal hygiene. They rely on drones to do their fighting as they are too chicken to get their hands dirty.
They use drones as oppose to.. using long range missile systems and Railguns? 
Great all we need is another big headed Caldari
CCP nerfed my sig:
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Deja Thoris
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Posted - 2006.07.06 23:43:00 -
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Your humility and ability to relate to the masses?
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Lojik
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Posted - 2006.07.06 23:45:00 -
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I think caldari thats why i'm respecing into gallente
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Terraform
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Posted - 2006.07.06 23:47:00 -
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wow, yet another useless thread, made by an individual with the brain-capacity of a house-fly.
As for the more advancedblahblahblah stuff... well it's more like bad game-balance than anything. Besides that, you are not superior... well the OP of this thread sure isn't anyway..
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Riho
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Posted - 2006.07.07 00:05:00 -
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Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Galletene.. there women are ok if a bit ****ty, not classy like our Caldari ladies. We broke away from them due to big egos & bad personal hygiene. They rely on drones to do their fighting as they are too chicken to get their hands dirty.
look whos talking :D mister "i shoot missiles 100km away".....
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Dak Hakin
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Posted - 2006.07.07 00:08:00 -
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I think its the giant chins.
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Shodai
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Posted - 2006.07.07 00:28:00 -
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Missiles are for noobs. Rails FTW.
Yes, this is my main.
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Mr Happ
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Posted - 2006.07.07 01:09:00 -
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Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Is it our good looks and charm?
Our fantastic advance ships?
I mean take Minmatarains they our extremely ugly. Their home world is a hole and they scratch a living from old junk I mean have you seen a typhoon!?
Amarrr..well they are a whole race of thugs & piratesànuff said.
Galletene.. there women are ok if a bit ****ty, not classy like our Caldari ladies. We broke away from them due to big egos & bad personal hygiene. They rely on drones to do their fighting as they are too chicken to get their hands dirty.
Long live the Caldari all hail our mighty empire.
Its the huge egos they put in yoru head
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Calisto Cody
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Posted - 2006.07.07 02:05:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Happ
Its the huge egos they put in yoru head
which need the extra chin space to fit
The Black Swan Society
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Victor Valka
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Posted - 2006.07.07 03:06:00 -
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Originally by: Riho
Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Galletene.. there women are ok if a bit ****ty, not classy like our Caldari ladies. We broke away from them due to big egos & bad personal hygiene. They rely on drones to do their fighting as they are too chicken to get their hands dirty.
look whos talking :D mister "i shoot missiles 100km away".....
Missiles are manly.
Or at least phallic.
That makes us cool, right?
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IVeige
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Posted - 2006.07.07 03:09:00 -
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ah caldari men 
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JP Beauregard
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Posted - 2006.07.07 03:10:00 -
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Why? I'll tell you why. Limited perception.
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Tishlin Veredici
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Posted - 2006.07.07 03:17:00 -
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Quote:
Missiles are manly.
Or at least phallic.
That makes us cool, right? Razz
Have you seen the Thorax? Gallente phallus design obviously surpasses that of all other nations. I credit our proud and robust adult film industry.
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babylonstew
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Posted - 2006.07.07 03:29:00 -
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Originally by: Arkanor
Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Our fantastic advance ships?
If welding cubicles together is considered advanced then damn, I'm not keeping up with the times.
ask the borg 
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Noriath
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Posted - 2006.07.07 03:35:00 -
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Last time I checked the borg get their ass handed to them by those starfleet sissies every time...
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Daar
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Posted - 2006.07.07 03:36:00 -
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Originally by: Tishlin Veredici
Quote:
Missiles are manly.
Or at least phallic.
That makes us cool, right? Razz
Have you seen the Thorax? Gallente phallus design obviously surpasses that of all other nations. I credit our proud and robust adult film industry.
Aye the 'Rax's one heck of a phallus.
Although, jokes aside, you can make the best balanced char (attributes wise) with the Caldari. Which ****es me off, cos you can make (at least IMHO) the best portraits using Gallente.
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Kthol RegusII
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Posted - 2006.07.07 03:37:00 -
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I prefer projectiles, but yes i do have a big chin :)
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jbob2000
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Posted - 2006.07.07 04:07:00 -
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caldari are just easy to use. Personally, i wish all caldari ships weren't in the game, or instead of having missiles as a primary weapon, they had another type with missiles as secondary fire.
Caldari are the bane of eve atm. ECM is overpowered and missiles are unbelievably easy to use.
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Evelyn Lavi
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Posted - 2006.07.07 04:37:00 -
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The OP's horrid spelling (which even extends to his name, "Captin" indeed!) is endemic for most Caldari, along with that delusion of superiority.
misil pwns u
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Valkazm
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Posted - 2006.07.07 05:21:00 -
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Originally by: wierchas noobhunter
its rp thread right ?
Rp what are you talking about you caldari scum
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Flex Carter
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Posted - 2006.07.07 05:25:00 -
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Originally by: Evelyn Lavi
The OP's horrid spelling (which even extends to his name, "Captin" indeed!) is endemic for most Caldari, along with that delusion of superiority.
misil pwns u
Having a bad hair-day are we sweetie...Or are you referring to our fine qualities; Brute, Force and Ignoranceà
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Evelyn Lavi
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Posted - 2006.07.07 05:55:00 -
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Bad hair day? 
I've been called everything from Ms. Frankenstein to mad scientist to vampire chick!
It's "mad scientist!" Get it right or pay the price!
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.07.07 07:16:00 -
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All famous EvE people are Caldari.
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Victor Valka
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Posted - 2006.07.07 07:18:00 -
[35]
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
All famous EvE people are Caldari.
Talk about shameless plug.
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Victor Valka
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Posted - 2006.07.07 07:18:00 -
[36]
Edited by: Victor Valka on 07/07/2006 07:19:03
Originally by: jbob2000
caldari are just easy to use. Personally, i wish all caldari ships weren't in the game, or instead of having missiles as a primary weapon, they had another type with missiles as secondary fire.
Caldari are the bane of eve atm. ECM is overpowered and missiles are unbelievably easy to use.
Yes. I completely agree with you! Everything that is fun and easy in a game should be immediately removed from it and any memory regarding it - proclaimed heresy!
This, however, is totally off topic and the dead horse of another thread. 
P.S.
Agree on the EWAR. Only (viable) counter == OMGZ! RUN FOR DA HILLZ!!11one
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.07.07 07:23:00 -
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Originally by: Victor Valka
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
All famous EvE people are Caldari.
Talk about shameless plug.
It is a fact though.
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Novarei
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Posted - 2006.07.07 07:24:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Shinnen
Edited by: Shinnen on 06/07/2006 23:17:45
Caldari are superior because:
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+/- 5 days training for t2 hardeners
+/- 30 days training for t2 torps / cruise
No tracking
more than 300km range on cruise missiles with raven
5 Super Duper EW boats
~5 Super Duper missile boats
No tracking on missiles
(CN) Raven (deserve own mention)
Very versatile setups
Jita
and more...
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Damn I wish I trained caldari
You said tracking twice, but explosion velocity = tracking. How i miss the old missile system (dont want it back, but it was bloody fun)
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Victor Valka
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Posted - 2006.07.07 07:27:00 -
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Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Originally by: Victor Valka
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
All famous EvE people are Caldari.
Talk about shameless plug.
It is a fact though.
It has something to do with The Ego(tm) and The Chin(tm). I'm sure of it!
Honestly, tho. Care to name them?
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Wild Rho
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Posted - 2006.07.07 07:31:00 -
[40]
Edited by: Wild Rho on 07/07/2006 07:33:43
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Originally by: Victor Valka
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
All famous EvE people are Caldari.
Talk about shameless plug.
It is a fact though.
Sutty & Stavros were Amarr.
VIVA AMARRIA! o/
EDIT: And how can any race say it's superior when they managed to breed Daniel Jackson?
WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your ass will be laminated. - Jennie Marlboro
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Ann Mari
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Posted - 2006.07.07 07:41:00 -
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Originally by: Wild Rho
Edited by: Wild Rho on 07/07/2006 07:33:43
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Originally by: Victor Valka
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
All famous EvE people are Caldari.
Talk about shameless plug.
It is a fact though.
Sutty & Stavros were Amarr.
VIVA AMARRIA! o/
EDIT: And how can any race say it's superior when they managed to breed Daniel Jackson?
What?!?!?! Daniel Jackson is Caldari? lmao! That would mean that Minmatar > Caldari! Shame!!!
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.07.07 07:48:00 -
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Originally by: Victor Valka
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Originally by: Victor Valka
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
All famous EvE people are Caldari.
Talk about shameless plug.
It is a fact though.
It has something to do with The Ego(tm) and The Chin(tm). I'm sure of it!
Honestly, tho. Care to name them?
Oveur
Kieron
Wrangler
Joshua Calvert
Tank CEO
Avon
Istavaan Shogatsu
Dark Shikari
HippoKing
Lifewire
Kaleeb
Rells
Nikolai Nuvolari
and hundreds of famous people.
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Victor Valka
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Posted - 2006.07.07 07:49:00 -
[43]
Edited by: Victor Valka on 07/07/2006 07:52:27
Originally by: Wild Rho
Edited by: Wild Rho on 07/07/2006 07:33:43
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Originally by: Victor Valka
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
All famous EvE people are Caldari.
Talk about shameless plug.
It is a fact though.
Sutty & Stavros were Amarr.
VIVA AMARRIA! o/
EDIT: And how can any race say it's superior when they managed to breed Daniel Jackson?
Exactly what I was thinking.
Add Seleene (Sebiestor), SirMolle(sp) (Ammatar), Jade Constantine (Gallente), Omber Zombie (Gallente) and Verone (Gallente) to name a few.
It would depend on what one consider 'famous' in EVE, I'm guessing.
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Victor Valka
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Posted - 2006.07.07 07:51:00 -
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Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Originally by: Victor Valka
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Originally by: Victor Valka
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
All famous EvE people are Caldari.
Talk about shameless plug.
It is a fact though.
It has something to do with The Ego(tm) and The Chin(tm). I'm sure of it!
Honestly, tho. Care to name them?
[there be names here!]
and hundreds of famous people.
Which falls terribly short of your statements ("All famous EvE people are Caldari.") "all" part.
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Mogrin
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Posted - 2006.07.07 07:56:00 -
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The ability to fit one ammo for a mission and not have to swap out for different ranges and tracking.
Its not really an us vs them thing though.
Its just those that choose to take advantage of missiles, and those who choose not to.
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Avon
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Posted - 2006.07.07 07:57:00 -
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Caldari are the best because of our cold, ruthless determination and efficiency.
We are the best because our society is not based on rebellion, religion, or fanciful ideology.
Amarr seek a new Emperor, but there is none in sight. They are politically unstable.
Gallente society still fumbles along trying to agree who should lead them - as if the people are qualified to choose - they are mentally unstable.
Minmatar .. well, they don't really know what they want. Fragmented tribes fighting over who is the rightful leader of the whole - united only in hate against Amarr. The whole fabric of their society is unstable.
Caldari will unite those who can thrive under our rule, and dispatch those who can not.
The day is comming my friends.
We have technology on our side, and it is a powerful ally.
Our corporations will dominate Eve.
Ishukone will lead the way. Our sleeping business partners, those whose name makes the other three Empires tremble, will then be ready for the final stage.
Our agenda is their agenda.
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.07.07 07:58:00 -
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Originally by: Victor Valka
Which falls terribly short of your statements ("All famous EvE people are Caldari.") "all" part.
Well, if you want to nitpick then, most famous EvE people are Caldari.
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Victor Valka
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Posted - 2006.07.07 08:04:00 -
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Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Originally by: Victor Valka
Which falls terribly short of your statements ("All famous EvE people are Caldari.") "all" part.
Well, if you want to nitpick then, most famous EvE people are Caldari.
Are you kidding?!
I love to nitpick!
And I still want you "most" statement to add up mathematically.
I (even being Caldari myself) would say that it is false and famous Caldari people are not the most numerous when compared to those of other races.
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Kuolematon
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Posted - 2006.07.07 08:09:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Shinnen
Damn I wish I trained caldari
QFT! 
I was eventually drawn to golden ships and pew-pew weapons that was nerffed back to stoneage. 
Unnerf Amarr!
"Just because you can utterly ruin another player's game doesn't mean that you must."
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Crumplecorn
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Posted - 2006.07.07 08:29:00 -
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The caldari are better in order to cater for some of Eve's greatest upcoming pirates.
Let's take a prime example of a soon-to-be caldari: Timmy.
If it wasn't for the caldari, poor Timmy would never be able to enjoy the wonders of Eve.
You see, Timmy is a little 'different' from the rest of the kids. He thinks a little slower than everyone else, and tends to drool excessively. As he enters adolescence, he will have even more trouble integrating into society.
But CCP recognise that Timmy may, when he gets a little older, want to 'pnwzer some n00bs lol', and so they created the caldari, a race to cater for these less-mentally-able individuals.
So remember, the next time you feel annoyed about a caldari sniping you from 100km, and calling you a noob, remember that it is wrong to discrimiate against those too ******* stupid to use a railgun.
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Vardemis
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Posted - 2006.07.07 08:38:00 -
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The points about missiles and the awesome EW ships are valid. However after a while it was so damn boring, so I trained for gallente ships and having a blast now, literally. :)
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Victor Valka
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Posted - 2006.07.07 08:48:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Crumplecorn
[there be funny stuff here!]
Class! That made my day! 
Thanks, mate!
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Avon
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Posted - 2006.07.07 09:02:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Crumplecorn
The caldari are better in order to cater for some of Eve's greatest upcoming pirates.
Let's take a prime example of a soon-to-be caldari: Timmy.
If it wasn't for the caldari, poor Timmy would never be able to enjoy the wonders of Eve.
You see, Timmy is a little 'different' from the rest of the kids. He thinks a little slower than everyone else, and tends to drool excessively. As he enters adolescence, he will have even more trouble integrating into society.
But CCP recognise that Timmy may, when he gets a little older, want to 'pnwzer some n00bs lol', and so they created the caldari, a race to cater for these less-mentally-able individuals.
So remember, the next time you feel annoyed about a caldari sniping you from 100km, and calling you a noob, remember that it is wrong to discrimiate against those too ******* stupid to use a railgun.
That is way past the mark.
It is one thing to insult Caldari characters, but quite another to insult the people who play Caldari characters.
Shame on you.
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Rawr Cristina
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Posted - 2006.07.07 09:20:00 -
[54]
Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Is it our good looks and charm?
definately
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Crumplecorn
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Posted - 2006.07.07 09:25:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: Crumplecorn
[humour]
That is way past the mark.
It is one thing to insult Caldari characters, but quite another to insult the people who play Caldari characters.
Shame on you.
WTS: Sense of humour.
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Seleene
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Posted - 2006.07.07 09:26:00 -
[56]
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
All famous EvE people are Caldari.
Bah!
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Victor Valka
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Posted - 2006.07.07 09:31:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Crumplecorn
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: Crumplecorn
[humour]
That is way past the mark.
It is one thing to insult Caldari characters, but quite another to insult the people who play Caldari characters.
Shame on you.
WTS: Sense of humour.
WTS: Sarcasm Sensor T2.
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.07.07 09:42:00 -
[58]
chin powah!
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.07.07 09:46:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Avon
Caldari are the best because of our cold, ruthless determination and efficiency.
We are the best because our society is not based on rebellion, religion, or fanciful ideology.
Amarr seek a new Emperor, but there is none in sight. They are politically unstable.
Gallente society still fumbles along trying to agree who should lead them - as if the people are qualified to choose - they are mentally unstable.
Minmatar .. well, they don't really know what they want. Fragmented tribes fighting over who is the rightful leader of the whole - united only in hate against Amarr. The whole fabric of their society is unstable.
Caldari will unite those who can thrive under our rule, and dispatch those who can not.
The day is comming my friends.
We have technology on our side, and it is a powerful ally.
Our corporations will dominate Eve.
Ishukone will lead the way. Our sleeping business partners, those whose name makes the other three Empires tremble, will then be ready for the final stage.
Our agenda is their agenda.
/me agrees with Avon.
Caldari are Homo Supreriors and all others are Homo Inferiors. It was through sheer bitterness on how Caldari were treated and we became shrewd as a consequence. We Caldari are the ones manipulating everything in EvE without anyone realising it. The whole of EvE is our play-ground.
Long live The State!
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Ann Mari
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Posted - 2006.07.07 09:50:00 -
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All games have a difficulty setting.
Caldari is merely "Easy" mode
And after the nerfs Amarr is "Hard" mode
No issue, no debate.
Wow has it similar.
Alliance = "Easy" mode
Horde = "Hard" mode
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"There can be no justice, if rules are absolute"
"The enemy of my enemy, is my friend"
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Freya Runestone
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Posted - 2006.07.07 09:54:00 -
[61]
Edited by: Freya Runestone on 07/07/2006 09:54:46
Originally by: Shinnen
Edited by: Shinnen on 06/07/2006 23:17:45
Caldari are superior because:
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+/- 5 days training for t2 hardeners
+/- 30 days training for t2 torps / cruise
So, you're superior for a grand total of 35 days?
No tracking
game on easy mode ftw
more than 300km range on cruise missiles with raven
but how long does it take a missile to travel 300km? anything can get away in the time it takes from the missiles to leave their bays, and when they actually hit
5 Super Duper EW boats
~5 Super Duper missile boats
well, caldari is the race that *specialises* in missiles, is it not?
No tracking on missiles
game on easy mode ftw
(CN) Raven (deserve own mention)
Very versatile setups
Jita
good thing??
and more...
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Damn I wish I trained caldari
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Trishia Takanawa
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Posted - 2006.07.07 10:00:00 -
[62]
Edited by: Trishia Takanawa on 07/07/2006 10:02:49
Edit: alt post :s
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Malificus
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Posted - 2006.07.07 10:04:00 -
[63]
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
All famous EvE people are Caldari.
Not Minmatar's most notorious pirate... Ginger magician!!
/sarcasm
My name is c0caine call me coke for short
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.07.07 10:04:00 -
[64]
Originally by: Trishia Takanawa
Edited by: Trishia Takanawa on 07/07/2006 10:02:49
Edit: alt post :s
you are going to post that with your main? Braver man than I
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Leitari
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Posted - 2006.07.07 10:44:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Is it our good looks and charm?
Our fantastic advance ships?
I mean take Minmatarains they our extremely ugly. Their home world is a hole and they scratch a living from old junk I mean have you seen a typhoon!?
Amarrr..well they are a whole race of thugs & piratesànuff said.
Galletene.. there women are ok if a bit ****ty, not classy like our Caldari ladies. We broke away from them due to big egos & bad personal hygiene. They rely on drones to do their fighting as they are too chicken to get their hands dirty.
Long live the Caldari all hail our mighty empire.
coz you ist east side massive?
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Apollo Balthar
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Posted - 2006.07.07 11:19:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Is it our good looks and charm?
Our fantastic advance ships?
Long live the Caldari all hail our mighty empire.
Whatever it is, it isn't your intelligence. Sometimes I wonder how Caldari pilots manage to hit F1-F8
This post represent my own, my Corporation's, my mother's and my father's, my mates' and the royal families'point of view.
Now shut up and be happy!
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.07.07 11:20:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Apollo Balthar
Whatever it is, it isn't your intelligence. Sometimes I wonder how Caldari pilots manage to hit F1-F8
Minmatar slaves.
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Imaran
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Posted - 2006.07.07 11:29:00 -
[68]
Caldari > all.
Enough Said.
Anyone who disagrees, or tries to rebel will face the wrath of Immy and Teh Suvetar.
You're all just jealous anyway because our ships get more twinkly lights and are all color-co-ordinated.
Pffffffftttttt
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Skva
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Posted - 2006.07.07 11:30:00 -
[69]
Long live Gallente
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.07.07 11:31:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Skva
Long live Gallente
Pffft. Spit. Die!!!!11111one1eleven! 
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Crumplecorn
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Posted - 2006.07.07 11:56:00 -
[71]
I <3 Caldari because.....
they use ecm to balance the playing field.
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Crumplecorn
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Posted - 2006.07.07 12:08:00 -
[72]
Edited by: Crumplecorn on 07/07/2006 12:10:03
I <3 Caldari because......
rather than waste time getting into a real fight, they avoid all that nastiness and attack from the sidelines.
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Altaree
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Posted - 2006.07.07 14:10:00 -
[73]
Don't forget, Caldari mission runners have it VERY easy. They have MANY stations where you can't find multiple combat agents of the same level. This allows you to take a couple of missions, undock, run the missions and return to base. A MUCH faster way to work this. The other races have at most 10 of these stations while Caldari have 10'S! (see the 's'?)
StopThePop |
Marc Zhorr
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Posted - 2006.07.07 14:27:00 -
[74]
I am just a humble Caldari Monk.
I dont feel superior, even though I am
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Monk in an egg, what more need I say...
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Malificus
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Posted - 2006.07.07 14:33:00 -
[75]
Originally by: Marc Zhorr
I am just a humble Caldari Monk.
I dont feel superior, even though I am
Monks dont get any action from ze ladies hehe so I guess you are not superior.
My name is c0caine call me coke for short
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Casyus Quinn
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Posted - 2006.07.07 14:41:00 -
[76]
MINMATAR RULE!
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Avon
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Posted - 2006.07.07 14:42:00 -
[77]
Originally by: Casyus Quinn
MINMATAR MOP!
Fixed it for you.
The Battleships is not and should not be a solo pwnmobile - Oveur |
Marc Zhorr
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Posted - 2006.07.07 14:46:00 -
[78]
Originally by: Malificus
Originally by: Marc Zhorr
I am just a humble Caldari Monk.
I dont feel superior, even though I am
Monks dont get any action from ze ladies...
That depends entirely on which religion they belong to.
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Casyus Quinn
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Posted - 2006.07.07 14:49:00 -
[79]
Originally by: Avon
I have quote edit envy.
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JamesTalon
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Posted - 2006.07.07 14:49:00 -
[80]
This explains why no one wants to tango with my scorpion 
Go Caldari!
EVEBay
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Lisento Slaven
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Posted - 2006.07.07 15:32:00 -
[81]
Well look at your choices:
Amarr - Look like their faces have been shoved in toasters and then ejected only to be molded by an Oompa Loompa into what SEEMS to be a face. They look evil too.
Minmatar - Only one choice. Lenny Kravitz or bald Lenny Kravitz.
Gallente - You can be a very uhhh, "out of the closet" looking Male or a dirty looking male. Or you can be a female doing the same thing. Or you can opt for headgear.
Caldari - Look the most like normal people plus it says they use missiles and shields.
I chose Amarr because they were "evil" and I liked the idea of lasers and slave trading. I started out in eve trading slaves 
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Put in space whales!
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LWMaverick
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Posted - 2006.07.07 15:38:00 -
[82]
Edited by: LWMaverick on 07/07/2006 15:39:40
Caladari = /easy mode on ( i dont fly caladari ships btw..)
Long live Amarr(and gallente >.>)
/Mav
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Helplessandlost
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Posted - 2006.07.07 16:12:00 -
[83]
Originally by: Casyus Quinn
Originally by: Avon
I have quote edit envy.
Originally by: Casyus Quinn
MINMATAR RULE!
There fixed again!
"Don't take life too seriously, nobody gets out alive!"
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Nicocat
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Posted - 2006.07.07 16:29:00 -
[84]
Caldari are boring, with their asymmetrical ships and dull missile-launching habits.
Viva Minmatar!
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Yes, I PvP in a Hookbill. How insane am I? EVE-Mail me and tell me! |
Scoundrelus
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Posted - 2006.07.07 16:34:00 -
[85]
Caldari Shields main weaknesses: EM and Themal.
Amarr Weapons damage types: EM and Thermal.
/me insta-pops Captain ShadowHawk
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*If you don't want me to complain about WCS then don't complain when I gank you with a 5 man fleet just so I have enough points on |
Arkanor
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Posted - 2006.07.07 16:38:00 -
[86]
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Originally by: Victor Valka
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
All famous EvE people are Caldari.
Talk about shameless plug.
It is a fact though.
Verone.
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Originally by: kieron
rabble, Rabble, RABBLE, RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!111elevenone
Sig certified HAC proof...woo for crappy puns |
Scoundrelus
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Posted - 2006.07.07 16:39:00 -
[87]
Famous + EVE = No
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*If you don't want me to complain about WCS then don't complain when I gank you with a 5 man fleet just so I have enough points on |
Ithildin
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Posted - 2006.07.07 16:51:00 -
[88]
A few misconceptions in this thred:
The largest makeup and hygiene product market can be found in Gallente space. Second largest is the Amarrian upper class. Smallest market, besides the pirate factions, should in fact be Caldari. Why? Who cares about eyeshadows, lipsticks, and parfumes anyway? Smelling and looking good never got the work done. Not smelling bad is more important.
Gallente is at the moment the only empire faction with a clear leader, although in election period. To use Gallente lack of leadership as a truncheon against Gallente is a bit silly, only Caldari rival Gallente in leadership and legal system, where Caldari have strongly fractured leadership structure in it's top hierarchy but stronger lower level hierarchy. In fact, the Gallentean legal system is unrivaled, period.
The Minmatar have... less beautiful ships I will be last to deny, but to make any claims of Caldari having any more beautiful is pure nihilism for Caldari people.
While it is true that Caldari put their noses everywhere they don't belong, it is not true that no one noticed it. Hence why Gallente kicked Caldari out and took possession of Caldari Prime. Caldari just couldn't help but try to work their ways around all those irritating safety and security agreements in the Federation charter.
And who cares about morality. Or about labour working conditions (and I'm not talking about slaves).
Yes, it's not very nice, nor smart, to insult people as a group.
In closing, I find it extremely annoying that CCP continues to have Caldari being the supreme powergamer race - it's enough that they are, as described, the most militaristic race and therefore naturally apeal to the less... how to put it nicely? Suffice to say that Caldari has a certain attraction that tend to go away when you start realizing that life is more than being large, dumb, and wielding a big sword.
P.S.
If having a rather strong and negative oppinion about a certain group of people because of ethnicity is called being a racist, then what is having strong and negative oppinions (and expressing them in public) about a group of people due to nationality? It is a bit offensive how some people go on about french people.
A petition to the devs: add the Alpha Centauri French line to Caldari, too, to signify an even stronger shared ancestry. Or even better, remove any and all real life national descriptors - even though the damage has already been done.
New sig coming soonÖ
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Lisento Slaven
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Posted - 2006.07.07 17:47:00 -
[89]
Originally by: Ithildin
In closing, I find it extremely annoying that CCP continues to have Caldari being the supreme powergamer race - it's enough that they are, as described, the most militaristic race and therefore naturally apeal to the less... how to put it nicely? Suffice to say that Caldari has a certain attraction that tend to go away when you start realizing that life is more than being large, dumb, and wielding a big sword.
P.S.
If having a rather strong and negative oppinion about a certain group of people because of ethnicity is called being a racist, then what is having strong and negative oppinions (and expressing them in public) about a group of people due to nationality? It is a bit offensive how some people go on about french people.
A petition to the devs: add the Alpha Centauri French line to Caldari, too, to signify an even stronger shared ancestry. Or even better, remove any and all real life national descriptors - even though the damage has already been done.
In regards to caldari appealing to the "less...", maybe you need to rethink that. The Caldari appeal to most people because they are the only ones that they can relate to "most" the time. They look the most like "normal" people, and relate the most to the playerbase IRL.
To the PS part. If you think the french have it bad - Look at the Minmatar. CCP made the minmatar TRIBAL people =P
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Put in space whales!
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Nicocat
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Posted - 2006.07.07 17:58:00 -
[90]
I picked Caldari cause my CEo told me that most of the corp was, and that they were easy to get into. What's this whole relating to RL players thing about?
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Yes, I PvP in a Hookbill. How insane am I? EVE-Mail me and tell me! |
Lisento Slaven
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Posted - 2006.07.07 18:08:00 -
[91]
Originally by: Nicocat
I picked Caldari cause my CEo told me that most of the corp was, and that they were easy to get into. What's this whole relating to RL players thing about?
What did you pick before you picked Caldari? Since you have to play the game before you can get into a corp to get a CEO =P
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Lisento Slaven wants to be a Space Whaler in EVE.
Put in space whales!
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Nicocat
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Posted - 2006.07.07 18:35:00 -
[92]
The wonders of cross-game pollenation through Teamspeak...
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-Alexi
Yes, I PvP in a Hookbill. How insane am I? EVE-Mail me and tell me! |
Noriath
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Posted - 2006.07.08 01:33:00 -
[93]
Originally by: Lisento Slaven
In regards to caldari appealing to the "less...", maybe you need to rethink that. The Caldari appeal to most people because they are the only ones that they can relate to "most" the time. They look the most like "normal" people, and relate the most to the playerbase IRL.
Somehow that's totally off. Caldari by description are the embodyment of ultranationalism thrown in with a complete lack of social responsibility, single minded consumerism and dictatorial bodies of government.
Do people even read the description of Caldari? It says stuff like:
Quote:
The Caldari State offers its citizens the best and the worst in living conditions. As long as you keep in line, do your job, uphold the laws and so forth, life can be fairly pleasant and productive. But for those who are not cut out for this strict, disciplined regime life quickly becomes intolerable. They lose their respect, family, status, everything, and the only options left to them are suicide or exile.
It would be downright frightning if the majoritiy of people in eve could most relate to that, because it would mean that we have an entire game full of people that kind of like all the idea of ... fascism!!
Caldari are pretty much fascists, except instead of being ruled by one dictator they are ruled by an oligarchy of corperate entities that have no single mind behind them, but are controlled from behind the scenes by the most wealthy people.
Now I'm not saying you shouldn't play Caldari, afterall Amarr are religious fanatics and that's ok if you just play them in a game. I just don't like how people think they can relate to the caldari on a political level.
If you are a person that enjoys values remeniscent of the United States and Western Europe then your political ideology is most embodied by the Gallente Federation.
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Xelios
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Posted - 2006.07.08 02:01:00 -
[94]
Quote:
Caldari are pretty much fascists, except instead of being ruled by one dictator they are ruled by an oligarchy of corperate entities that have no single mind behind them, but are controlled from behind the scenes by the most wealthy people.
Sounds exactly like where most of the 'developed' nations in the world are heading, with the US leading the pack.
I don't think most people pick their race in EVE by who they can relate with the most, for most people it's a question of which race best fits their style of play and which race is the 'coolest' (with what's cool being different for each person). And they're the easiest to start with, as turrets are much more complicated than missiles and the high number of mid slots gives their ships a lot of versatility. Missiles also take less time to train than turrets and are pretty effective right off the bat, whereas turrets need a lot of additional skills to really make the most of them.
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Clementina
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Posted - 2006.07.08 02:54:00 -
[95]
Edited by: Clementina on 08/07/2006 02:55:00
When people say "Why are the Caldari better?" it might actually be better to answer the question, "Why is the Caldari State the best of the major empires?" For we all are from the same humanity, Caldari are not so much better, more like more enlightened.
And I say, it's not because of the Raven, or because of percision torpedos, or any easy mode, but rather, becasue the citizens of the State use their minds to think deep. The State has a government that is of money by money and for money, without having senators that can be bought cheeply. It has a people who are wealthy, but are not venel and decadent. Its CEO's guarentee the best life anywhere, if you don't screw around.
Some might describe the State as fascism, and maybe it is. But The State hasn't bombarded a world, it dosn't attempt to subvert the culture of surrounding peoples in secret. It has no racism, no rationing, no wars of conquest, and no death camps. It's fascism, but without the parts that suck.
We should all endevour to be like the Caldari.
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Noriath
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Posted - 2006.07.08 04:10:00 -
[96]
Edited by: Noriath on 08/07/2006 04:11:04
Caldari have all the parts of fascism that suck.
They celebrate a guy that crashed a carrier into Nouvelle Rouvenor killing millions of civilians as a war hero.
They destroy people who don't want to adhere by all the rules of their dictatorial governments.
You have no choice in what you do for a living, you are a slave to the giant corperations for your entire life.
Caldari aren't the good guys in eve, they are the ultimate force of conformism, ultranationalism and consumerism...
Sure they have their own appeal, but they are far from not having any flaws... :D
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Mogrin
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Posted - 2006.07.08 05:19:00 -
[97]
Originally by: Ann Mari
All games have a difficulty setting.
Caldari is merely "Easy" mode
And after the nerfs Amarr is "Hard" mode
No issue, no debate.
Wow has it similar.
Alliance = "Easy" mode
Horde = "Hard" mode
In games, there are winners, and there are whiners.
Doesn't matter what faction/race you pick, you can't change who you are by how you create your character.
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CaptainSeafort
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Posted - 2006.07.08 09:14:00 -
[98]
Originally by: Shinnen
*boastful crud*
so you think caldari are superior cos their ships are built for newbs? thats like saying "im better than you, because my bicycle has stabilisers and an airbag! and my mummy said im a big boy!"
"Planets and moons no longer hitch rides on player ships. Their towel privileges have been revoked." HHGG Lives on in EVE! |
Gundog Prime
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Posted - 2006.07.08 09:18:00 -
[99]
I love being Caldari til i see threads like this 
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Ithildin
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Posted - 2006.07.08 09:35:00 -
[100]
Originally by: Gundog Prime
I love being Caldari til i see threads like this
Indeed. When you come right down to it, most Caldari pilots moving along their life and acting naturally (which is to say, when they are not pitted into a near-event driven RP situation where they are forced to think actively how they would react as a Caldari pilot) actually adhere to the Gallentean or Minmatarian¦ ideals.
¦ I consider Minmatar to be a culture rapidly developing towards socialist democracy ideals and standards¦
New sig coming soonÖ
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WIck3d 8uZz
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Posted - 2006.07.08 11:15:00 -
[101]
Originally by: Shinnen
Edited by: Shinnen on 06/07/2006 23:17:45
Caldari are superior because:
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more than 300km range on cruise missiles with raven
5 Super Duper EW boats
~5 Super Duper missile boats
No tracking on missiles
no tracking no wrecking ^^
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Drizit
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Posted - 2006.07.08 12:25:00 -
[102]
Awww come on, give them some credit. They did manage to figure out how get all that range on their missiles using their ego's as fuel.
They haven't got the formula right yet though, if it was used to it's max, they could fire a missile in Venal and hit someone in Catch.
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Sebesto
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Posted - 2006.07.08 12:33:00 -
[103]
Originally by: Baldour Ngarr
Maybe it's your heroic inability to make forum sigs the right size ...
Anyway, isn't the RPing forum over that way somewhere?
lol
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Kuolematon
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Posted - 2006.07.14 06:25:00 -
[104]
Originally by: Ann Mari
All games have a difficulty setting.
Caldari is merely "Easy" mode
And after the nerfs Amarr is "Hard" mode
No issue, no debate.
Wow has it similar.
Alliance = "Easy" mode
Horde = "Hard" mode
That explains alot! Not only I made mistake one time, I made it twice! I want easy gaming but always choose hard mode. Why, oh why!
Unnerf Amarr!
"Just because you can utterly ruin another player's game doesn't mean that you must."
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