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Captin ShadowHawk
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Posted - 2006.07.06 22:50:00 -
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Is it our good looks and charm?
Our fantastic advance ships?
I mean take Minmatarains they our extremely ugly. Their home world is a hole and they scratch a living from old junk I mean have you seen a typhoon!?
Amarrr..well they are a whole race of thugs & piratesąnuff said.
Galletene.. there women are ok if a bit ****ty, not classy like our Caldari ladies. We broke away from them due to big egos & bad personal hygiene. They rely on drones to do their fighting as they are too chicken to get their hands dirty.
Long live the Caldari all hail our mighty empire.
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Baldour Ngarr
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Posted - 2006.07.06 22:51:00 -
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Maybe it's your heroic inability to make forum sigs the right size ... 
Anyway, isn't the RPing forum over that way somewhere?
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wierchas noobhunter
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Posted - 2006.07.06 22:52:00 -
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its rp thread right ?
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Arkanor
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Posted - 2006.07.06 22:52:00 -
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 Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Our fantastic advance ships?
If welding cubicles together is considered advanced then damn, I'm not keeping up with the times.
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Noriath
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Posted - 2006.07.06 22:57:00 -
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Caldari aren't mighty, they are cheesy, there is a difference there...
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Orchyre
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Posted - 2006.07.06 23:00:00 -
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Indeed, the Caldari race is also known for their amazing ability to spell...well, making combiniations of letters reminicent of real words that is.
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Mtthias Clemi
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Posted - 2006.07.06 23:02:00 -
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Whats a caldari.... isnt that one of those prizes you get with Quafe?
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Dr Depression
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Posted - 2006.07.06 23:10:00 -
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Originally by: Noriath
Caldari aren't mighty, they are cheesy, there is a difference there...
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Mighty cheesey
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Scorpyn
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Posted - 2006.07.06 23:12:00 -
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It's not the caldari being superior as much as it's the others being inferior.
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Shinnen
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Posted - 2006.07.06 23:18:00 -
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Edited by: Shinnen on 06/07/2006 23:17:45
Caldari are superior because:
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+/- 5 days training for t2 hardeners
+/- 30 days training for t2 torps / cruise
No tracking
more than 300km range on cruise missiles with raven
5 Super Duper EW boats
~5 Super Duper missile boats
No tracking on missiles
(CN) Raven (deserve own mention)
Very versatile setups
Jita
and more...
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Damn I wish I trained caldari
Shinnen
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Noriath
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Posted - 2006.07.06 23:26:00 -
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Don't see how that's superior, looks like ****ty game balance in my book... 
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DeadRow
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Posted - 2006.07.06 23:39:00 -
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Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Is it our good looks and charm?
If your an example of this then.. no
Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Our fantastic advance ships?
No
Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
I mean take Minmatarains they our extremely ugly. Their home world is a hole and they scratch a living from old junk I mean have you seen a typhoon!?
Okay I have to agree with you there 
Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Galletene.. there women are ok if a bit ****ty, not classy like our Caldari ladies. We broke away from them due to big egos & bad personal hygiene. They rely on drones to do their fighting as they are too chicken to get their hands dirty.
They use drones as oppose to.. using long range missile systems and Railguns? 
Great all we need is another big headed Caldari
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Deja Thoris
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Posted - 2006.07.06 23:43:00 -
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Your humility and ability to relate to the masses?
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Lojik
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Posted - 2006.07.06 23:45:00 -
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I think caldari thats why i'm respecing into gallente
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Terraform
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Posted - 2006.07.06 23:47:00 -
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wow, yet another useless thread, made by an individual with the brain-capacity of a house-fly.
As for the more advancedblahblahblah stuff... well it's more like bad game-balance than anything. Besides that, you are not superior... well the OP of this thread sure isn't anyway..
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Riho
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Posted - 2006.07.07 00:05:00 -
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Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Galletene.. there women are ok if a bit ****ty, not classy like our Caldari ladies. We broke away from them due to big egos & bad personal hygiene. They rely on drones to do their fighting as they are too chicken to get their hands dirty.
look whos talking :D mister "i shoot missiles 100km away".....
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Dak Hakin
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Posted - 2006.07.07 00:08:00 -
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I think its the giant chins.
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Shodai
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Posted - 2006.07.07 00:28:00 -
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Missiles are for noobs. Rails FTW.
Yes, this is my main.
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Mr Happ
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Posted - 2006.07.07 01:09:00 -
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Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Is it our good looks and charm?
Our fantastic advance ships?
I mean take Minmatarains they our extremely ugly. Their home world is a hole and they scratch a living from old junk I mean have you seen a typhoon!?
Amarrr..well they are a whole race of thugs & piratesąnuff said.
Galletene.. there women are ok if a bit ****ty, not classy like our Caldari ladies. We broke away from them due to big egos & bad personal hygiene. They rely on drones to do their fighting as they are too chicken to get their hands dirty.
Long live the Caldari all hail our mighty empire.
Its the huge egos they put in yoru head
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Calisto Cody
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Posted - 2006.07.07 02:05:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Happ
Its the huge egos they put in yoru head
which need the extra chin space to fit
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Victor Valka
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Posted - 2006.07.07 03:06:00 -
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Originally by: Riho
Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Galletene.. there women are ok if a bit ****ty, not classy like our Caldari ladies. We broke away from them due to big egos & bad personal hygiene. They rely on drones to do their fighting as they are too chicken to get their hands dirty.
look whos talking :D mister "i shoot missiles 100km away".....
Missiles are manly.
Or at least phallic.
That makes us cool, right?
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IVeige
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Posted - 2006.07.07 03:09:00 -
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ah caldari men 
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JP Beauregard
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Posted - 2006.07.07 03:10:00 -
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Why? I'll tell you why. Limited perception.
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Tishlin Veredici
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Posted - 2006.07.07 03:17:00 -
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Quote:
Missiles are manly.
Or at least phallic.
That makes us cool, right? Razz
Have you seen the Thorax? Gallente phallus design obviously surpasses that of all other nations. I credit our proud and robust adult film industry.
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babylonstew
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Posted - 2006.07.07 03:29:00 -
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Originally by: Arkanor
Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Our fantastic advance ships?
If welding cubicles together is considered advanced then damn, I'm not keeping up with the times.
ask the borg 
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Noriath
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Posted - 2006.07.07 03:35:00 -
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Last time I checked the borg get their ass handed to them by those starfleet sissies every time...
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Daar
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Posted - 2006.07.07 03:36:00 -
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Originally by: Tishlin Veredici
Quote:
Missiles are manly.
Or at least phallic.
That makes us cool, right? Razz
Have you seen the Thorax? Gallente phallus design obviously surpasses that of all other nations. I credit our proud and robust adult film industry.
Aye the 'Rax's one heck of a phallus.
Although, jokes aside, you can make the best balanced char (attributes wise) with the Caldari. Which ****es me off, cos you can make (at least IMHO) the best portraits using Gallente.
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Kthol RegusII
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Posted - 2006.07.07 03:37:00 -
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I prefer projectiles, but yes i do have a big chin :)
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jbob2000
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Posted - 2006.07.07 04:07:00 -
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caldari are just easy to use. Personally, i wish all caldari ships weren't in the game, or instead of having missiles as a primary weapon, they had another type with missiles as secondary fire.
Caldari are the bane of eve atm. ECM is overpowered and missiles are unbelievably easy to use.
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Evelyn Lavi
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Posted - 2006.07.07 04:37:00 -
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The OP's horrid spelling (which even extends to his name, "Captin" indeed!) is endemic for most Caldari, along with that delusion of superiority.
misil pwns u
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