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Kurren
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Posted - 2006.07.10 23:54:00 -
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I honestly don't see why anybody actually sat down and watched Starship Troopers 2. I mean, look at the damn box art. They couldn't even put helmets on all the characters, line them up, and take a picture. They had to try and edit a face in to the same helmet three times. To me, if you can't even make the box itself look good... then why the hell would I watch the movie? Of course the damn thing sucked!
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Captin ShadowHawk
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Posted - 2006.07.11 01:42:00 -
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Oh yean and Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest not as bad as Starship troopers 2 though!
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Sochin
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Posted - 2006.07.11 02:12:00 -
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My entire family walked out of Chronicles of Narnia, as soon as Santa showed up. Christian propaganda trussed up in a retarded fantasy brain**** ftl.
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Darzerb
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Posted - 2006.07.11 02:37:00 -
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Timeline was a pretty terrible movie. I remember sitting there with my buddy watching it, just ragging on it the entire time. The battle scene at the end is peer gold, guys running around without weapons, and enemies not even attacking each other, just standing around watching the main focus of the camera.
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Sochin
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Posted - 2006.07.11 05:07:00 -
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 Originally by: Darzerb
Timeline was a pretty terrible movie. I remember sitting there with my buddy watching it, just ragging on it the entire time. The battle scene at the end is peer gold, guys running around without weapons, and enemies not even attacking each other, just standing around watching the main focus of the camera.
The book was pretty good though. Most of Chriton's books make poor films. Andromeda Strain and Sphere are other examples (Both excellent books). Jurassic Park was an exception.
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.07.11 06:52:00 -
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Originally by: Sochin
My entire family walked out of Chronicles of Narnia, as soon as Santa showed up. Christian propaganda trussed up in a retarded fantasy brain**** ftl.
Did you miss the point of Narnia? The books were all thinly veiled Christian propaganda: what were you expecting? 
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2006.07.11 07:53:00 -
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can't believe no-one has mentioned Rapa Nui yet. MI:2 is up there too.
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Spike87
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Posted - 2006.07.11 10:24:00 -
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patriot or U1571
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Lluthiunne Atalaron
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Posted - 2006.07.11 16:12:00 -
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Van Helsing:
I have never witnessed such a mish mash of movie drivel in all my life.
Every single line of dialogue in the entire movie feels like its been squeezed through the ass of a festering pig before delivered.
If I had two bullets and was given the opportunity to shoot two people in this world with impunity.
I'd shoot that director twice!
Sure there are some horribly cheesy or bad acted movies out there but most are made on a shoe string budget.
Too add to the list:
Alien vs Predator
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Hellboy
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Permian
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Posted - 2006.07.11 16:30:00 -
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disney isn't promoting christianity, they're just trying to cash as big of a check as they possibly can. They needed a fantasy with lots of unobjectionable CGI to ride on the LOTR bandwagon of success. so they picked narnia. and they toned down the intentionally blatant christian themes to score more ticket sales. throw in a little religious controversy to keep the media interested for a while longer and milk this sucker for all its worth
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.07.11 16:32:00 -
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Linkage
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Nato Xemus
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Posted - 2006.07.11 16:50:00 -
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i watched district 13 and the new superman last night... one did not like them very much
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Kaeten
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.07.18 20:42:00 -
[103]
Originally by: Imaran
Revenge of the Surfboarding Killer Bikini Vampire Girls 4.
After the first three, it was such a let down 
hahaha I remember that from the red dwarf series episode LEGION No i havent seen the film lol
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Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.18 20:45:00 -
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Originally by: Kaeten
Originally by: Imaran
Revenge of the Surfboarding Killer Bikini Vampire Girls 4.
After the first three, it was such a let down
hahaha I remember that from the red dwarf series episode LEGION No i havent seen the film lol
I read that post as a joke. i never thought iwas a real film
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Wired
An Eye For An Eye
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Posted - 2006.07.18 20:50:00 -
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Titanic, a 3hr film about an event that took about half an hour.
Leo did die and their was some t*ts on show, but that doesn't help it.
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An Eye For An Eye
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Posted - 2006.07.18 20:51:00 -
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Oh and Great Expectations....it wasn't what i'd hoped for
(sorry bad joke)
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BH Runner
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Posted - 2006.07.18 21:43:00 -
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I am rather surprised noone has mentioned it yet:
Dungeons and Dragons, a truely atrocious movie, with a wonderful cast all misdirected to an idiotic plot and poor CGI.
The Brothers McMullen, a close second.
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Tripp Orsam
Dragonstar
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Posted - 2006.07.19 03:45:00 -
[108]
Universal Soldier,
Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren as main actors in a film LOL.
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MrFu
Turanic Raiders
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Posted - 2006.07.19 04:41:00 -
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I cant believe none mentioned ¦¦Battlefield Earth`` directed by John Travolta.Seriously,hes a goood actor,and can dance too,but shesh
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Ithuriel
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.19 05:05:00 -
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I'll post again. Star Trek 4. After that movie I wanted to join a Norwegian whaling boat and slay every one of those singing breaching bastards. Also, any movies with Bon Jovi are immediately thrown into the alley and urinated upon. Same should go for all the crappy indie movies my roommate brings home to watch with his girlfriend.
And for all you people complaining about Chronicles of Narnia and its Christian overtones, do you people know anything about CS Lewis? All his books contain said overtones, in fact most of his books are in the Christian section of bookstores. Chronicles of Narnia almost ruined his friendship with Tolkien because Tolkien despised the presence of religion in it so much.
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Crumplecorn
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.07.19 10:18:00 -
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Originally by: MrFu
I cant believe none mentioned ¦¦Battlefield Earth`` directed by John Travolta.Seriously,hes a goood actor,and can dance too,but shesh
Battlefield Earth was funny. Aliens looking for 'Leverage' and primitive humans in jump jets. What's not to like?
I think webbing/scramming/jamming someone and then going 'Ahh, I have Leverage' in local would be hilarious, but maybe that is just me 
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Dark Shikari
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.19 10:21:00 -
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Originally by: Ithuriel
I'll post again. Star Trek 4. After that movie I wanted to join a Norwegian whaling boat and slay every one of those singing breaching bastards.
Huh? Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home is widely considered one of the best Star Trek movies, along with the Wrath of Khan...
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Tsun Lao
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Posted - 2006.07.19 10:26:00 -
[113]
Dark Star
Dolemite
Hell up in Harlem
Resident Evil
House of the dead
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Serenity Frye
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2006.07.19 13:28:00 -
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all the harry potter films
aliens vs predator' could of been so good yet it wasnt =/
bridget jone's diary' gotta be the most irritating film
bloodrayne no comment ;/
torque
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Pelsson
Amarr
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Posted - 2006.07.19 15:33:00 -
[115]
Mission to Mars (worst ever)
Jeepers Creepers 2 (horrible movie)
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Charlie Crocodile
Eldritch Storm
Distant Star Alliance
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Posted - 2006.07.19 15:42:00 -
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Austin Powers - Goldmember
Took it back and asked for a refund from blockbuster. Truely dire film.
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Lumel
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.07.19 16:10:00 -
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Within a span of a few weeks, I saw Ultraviolet when it was released and then V for Vendetta. After watching the second, the utter and complete lack of merit of the first was made all the more starkly clear.
The way I like to put it, Ultraviolet was a whole bunch of action scenes with a little smidgeon of plot attempting to hold it all together, and V for Vendetta was a lot of plot with some action thrown in for seasoning.
If it's not clear, I liked V for Vendetta. Ultraviolet sucked. Too bad, I like Milla and I liked Equalibrium.
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Pehova Mindtriq
Celestial Apocalypse
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Posted - 2006.07.19 17:42:00 -
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Who is your daddy - a movie about a dork that inherit lots of money and then becomes cool. He then realize in the end that he miss his dorky friends and dorky girl. Most predicable comedy ever and least funny too.
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Gallente
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Posted - 2006.07.19 23:10:00 -
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Birth
Starred Nicole Kidman and its such a pointless movie i demanded the 2hrs of my life back from the poor ticket boy
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steveid
Penetrate
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Posted - 2006.07.20 01:35:00 -
[120]
Originally by: solidshot
pearl harbour could have been a good film if they had kept it as an action only film, unfortunatly they did the usual hollywood trick of trying to turn it into a love story the same as they seem to try with most others 
They made the three worst mistakes in film making;
They thought about hiring ben affleck
They hired ben affleck
When they saw how awful ben affleck is, they still released it.
Schoolboy error.
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