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Ben Derindar
Dirty Deeds Corp.
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2006.07.20 02:52:00 -
[121]
Anything that's been featured in an episode of Mystery Science Theatre. 
/Ben
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Kees
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.07.20 13:57:00 -
[122]
1. Titanic
2. Titanic
3. Titanic
4. Titanic
5. Titanic
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NereSky
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.07.20 23:31:00 -
[123]
The Majority of Arnold Swarzenggar films in particular ;
Hercules in New York
Commando
Other Films;
The last StarFighter
and i found 'The Three Amigo's' particulary painful
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Danzig256k
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.21 11:57:00 -
[124]
 Originally by: Hakera
highlander 2
highlander 2 was a crappy sequel, but an ok movie. i think highlander 3 should be renamed to "highlander 3: the apology"
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Jin Entres
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.07.21 12:23:00 -
[125]
First of all:
Insomnia is ok.
Solaris is good.
Memento is awesome.
Commando is kickass. Well, at least when I was younger.
Now that that is dealt with, I agree that Star**** ****ers II was the worst movie I remember ever to have seen. I wish I didn't. Other than that, Toxic Avenger anyone? 
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Harpezza
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.07.21 12:43:00 -
[126]
Linkage |
Valan
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Posted - 2006.07.21 21:45:00 -
[127]
I'll also go for the Blair Witch.
That film as far as I could tell was about a tramp who found an abandoned house the woods and tried to get some sleep. But some stoned students wouldn't stop screaming preventing the poor bugger from sleeping so he did them in with a brick.
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Phrixus Zephyr
Omega Corp
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Posted - 2006.07.21 22:09:00 -
[128]
Originally by: Harpezza
Linkage
...and you know of this film how?
I saw District 13 the other day. It was ok, started ok but the ending looked like it was take from some terrible daytime TV movie from the 70's but french.
"...and we all lived happily ever after, damn The ManÖ viva la resistance!"
Originally by: Remedial
...not to BoB or BoB fans or People Who Have An Opinion About BoB, and certainly not the Chief BoB Forum Prostitutes...
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Phrixus Zephyr
Omega Corp
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Posted - 2006.07.21 22:27:00 -
[129]
Edited by: Phrixus Zephyr on 21/07/2006 22:28:53
Originally by: HippoKing
Linkage
I don't think the Eve-O forum has made me laugh so hard ever.
A combination of the way you can tell he knows exactly what he's doing while hes making the film. Coupled with the fact he gets flamed so hard by lots of people who really don't get it. I also was quite surprised to see the difference in corps/alliances the flames were coming from in relation to who the praise came from.
Genius...
Originally by: Remedial
...not to BoB or BoB fans or People Who Have An Opinion About BoB, and certainly not the Chief BoB Forum Prostitutes...
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Jon Engel
APEX Unlimited
Kimotoro Directive
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Posted - 2006.07.22 10:20:00 -
[130]
Waterworld
South Park, Bigger longer and uncut
Titanic
Deep Blue
Anaconda
Star wars Episode 1
Battlefield Earth
National Security
Drum line
Hackers
Freaky Friday
The Lethal Weapon Movies
Troy
Deep Core
Twister
To name but a few craptacular movies
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Na'Thuul
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.22 11:02:00 -
[131]
Debbie does Dallas
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Hoseru Singh
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Posted - 2006.07.23 08:34:00 -
[132]
Look. I'm as ***** as pink camoflage, and even I'd have to say Brokeback Mountain.
Heath Ledger is hot as anyone but trying to cover your english accent by mumbling all your lines FTL!!!!
No story, no emotion, no resolution. Crap to the 10th power.
Additional choices:
Anything directed, produced by or staring Steven Segal
SWAT
Scream
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2006.07.23 10:54:00 -
[133]
Repligator. Look it up.
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El Berto
Dirty Deeds Corp.
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2006.07.23 13:33:00 -
[134]
Probably not the worst films ever, but they really grind my gears
Freddy got Fingered (Tom Green: how 'crazeeey' am I? Me:  ).
Fahrenheit 911 (Not about the politics btw, just a overhyped, unfocused and badly executed piece of crap)
Ransom (The only movie I've ever left before the end, Mel Gibson never toped Mad Max).
Alien vs Preditor (wtf, how do you mess up that sort of a licence)
Judge Dread (see above).
I ♥ Huckabees (ooohh its soo deep, no you are vacuous little morons... STFU)
The Patriot (aparently being European makes me the spawn of cthulhu).
Now I'm gonna bang my head against a wall to try and forget the horror of these films
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Tarquin Tarquinius
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.07.23 16:01:00 -
[135]
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
Battlefield Earth
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
I usually have a good eye for a bad movie, so I'm pretty good at avoiding them. (Catwomen, Aeon Flux, From Justin to Kelly, Bloodrayne, Alone in the Dark, anything by Ewe Boll)
I usually only count the ones I saw in the theater, but here are a few I rented:
The Producers
Son of the Mask (I went by the name Loki on the internet until that movie)
Rollerball
The New World (sooooooo boring)
From Dusk till Dawn
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Phrixus Zephyr
Omega Corp
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Posted - 2006.07.24 02:38:00 -
[136]
Edited by: Phrixus Zephyr on 24/07/2006 02:37:46
Originally by: Hoseru Singh
Heath Ledger is hot as anyone but trying to cover your english accent by mumbling all your lines FTL!!!!
...erm, Heath Ledger is Australian isnt he?
Originally by: El Berto
...aparently being European makes me the spawn of Cthulhu.
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Dajo Valic
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2006.07.24 02:49:00 -
[137]
Originally by: Tarquin Tarquinius
From Dusk till Dawn
Are you drunk!! Dusk to Dawn is a classic, vampires, violence, and *******, what more could you want
Top of my list
The first two LOTR movies, the 3rd one was ok but the first two were terribly slow and boring really.
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Linavin
Mercurialis Inc.
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.07.24 04:46:00 -
[138]
Ultraviolet by far
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Originally by: Boris A
I found the rock music button!
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Indra Sebuchiore
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2006.07.24 09:52:00 -
[139]
My girlfriend made me sit through Bridget Jones 2: The Edge of Reason.
That takes the biscuit by far, I swear my IQ dropped a few points while watching it.
Though, in return, she had to try EVE for at least one week 
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"In girum imus nocte, et consumimur igni."
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Laughlyn Vaughns
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.07.24 11:57:00 -
[140]
Originally by: Phrixus Zephyr
Edited by: Phrixus Zephyr on 24/07/2006 02:37:46
Originally by: Hoseru Singh
Heath Ledger is hot as anyone but trying to cover your english accent by mumbling all your lines FTL!!!!
...erm, Heath Ledger is Australian isnt he?
Yeah he is, just seems to be really bad at doing australian accents too
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Arthalion Thoidon
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.24 15:35:00 -
[141]
Worst movie ever?
Just about every Dutch movie I've ever seen. Why can't they just make decent movies out here. Worst one of the bunch is one called "Phileine zegt sorry". Wasn't my decision to watch it though and by the time I found out what I was watching it was too late.
As for English language movies, I always manage to not watch the ones I consider bad. Lucky me.
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Tao Han
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.24 15:46:00 -
[142]
Quote:
From Dusk till Dawn
>Where are we going?
>>To Mexico.
>Whats in Mexico?
>>Mexicans...
You can possibly hate a movie with such dialog 
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Danton Marcellus
Nebula Rasa Holdings
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Posted - 2006.07.24 16:19:00 -
[143]
Edited by: Danton Marcellus on 24/07/2006 16:19:52
Blood Surf.
Just remembered this piece of trash, it had to go on the list.
Remind me about The Maze.
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Admiral Pelleon
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.25 04:38:00 -
[144]
Black Rage.
$3.99 at walgreens.
That just oozes quality, I know. 
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-"Conquest Through Industry"-
UTSC FTW!
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Buxaroo
Quantum Industries
Prime Orbital Systems
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Posted - 2006.07.25 18:23:00 -
[145]
Any Jerry Bruckheimer movie, save the pirate movies. I cannot stand the low-IQ beer commercial quality of the movies he produces. Everyone is always sweating, or there are always the same type of characters (usually the older know it all and the*****y upstart ) and the over done special effects. Remember Armageddon? It's an asteroid? Excuse me, looks like a ******* comet to me . And remeber Crimson Tide with 2 great actors that are on a submarine and they are always sweating?!?!!?!? Excuse me...this isn't Das Boot thank you very much ROFL.
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Lorna Doone
Hell's Cheerleaders
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Posted - 2006.07.25 23:17:00 -
[146]
Spielberg's War of the Worlds. Utter muck, and on so many levels.
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Zothike
Eve Defence Force
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.07.26 09:10:00 -
[147]
Highlander (all of them, but the 1 is the worst as i was not prepared)
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cr0wn
50 Klicks
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Posted - 2006.07.26 14:01:00 -
[148]
The Patriot
Braveheart
Oh look, Mel Gibson in 'I hate yuo nasty English' shocker. Guess what, nobody over here appears to give a ****.
Who put Shaun Of The Dead? That film was a slice of fried gold!
Rather than naming individual films I can just highlight any big-budget Hollywood 'blockbuster' as 99% of them are toss. I'm not trying to say that the British film scene is any better, since it revolves around Hugh Grant ****ting around in some supposedly high-class London borough while the 'comic relief' reprises whatever role made them apparently funny in the first place, ala Rhys Ifans ("I'm welsh, and my regional accent is simply hilarious" STOP. A shame since he is genuinely talented) Rowan Atkinson ("Hey Rowan, how about making another film about you being a bumbling, socially inept goon?" Also a shame, since he is very talented) or any other 'star' of British film. Since they tend to get picked up and jammed in for every 4 year outing (Four Weddings, Notting Hill, Love Actually, etc etc etc) it's hard to tell one from another
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Bean Doodle
Wasteland Industries
Chimaera Pact
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Posted - 2006.07.27 18:04:00 -
[149]
If I may quote that guy in Team America...
I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark,
When he made Pearl Harbor.
I miss you more then that movie missed the point,
And thatÆs an awful lot girl.
And now, now you've gone away,
And all I'm trying to say,
Is Perl Harbor sucked and I miss you
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school,
He was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part,
He's way better then Ben Affleck.
And now all I can think about is your smile,
And that ****ty movie too,
Perl Harbor sucked and I miss you
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies.
I guess Perl Harbor sucked,
Just a little bit more then I miss you.null
oh, and ibtl btw...
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