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Captin ShadowHawk
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Posted - 2006.07.09 02:37:00 -
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Mine has to be '51st State' that was a bad film
Deep Impact was also horrendously bad. |
omni eye
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Posted - 2006.07.09 03:02:00 -
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The producers! Geee that movie sucks
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Kurren
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Posted - 2006.07.09 03:11:00 -
[3]
Bloodrayne.
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Crumplecorn
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Posted - 2006.07.09 03:37:00 -
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Solaris.
It has a great plot by the looks of it. I can't be sure because they dumped the plot and filmed the least interesting sub-plot as the whole film instead.
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Hakera
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Posted - 2006.07.09 06:13:00 -
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highlander 2
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solidshot
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Posted - 2006.07.09 08:21:00 -
[6]
 Originally by: Crumplecorn
Solaris.
It has a great plot by the looks of it. I can't be sure because they dumped the plot and filmed the least interesting sub-plot as the whole film instead.
signed i've never managed to get further than 15 mins into this film before falling to sleep, its so slow and boring
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Kata Dakini
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Posted - 2006.07.09 08:26:00 -
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While I'm sure it's a great film and a good recount of the Civil War, I haven't managed to make it through Gods and Generals. Fall asleep after half an hour, wake up when a battle scene starts, fall asleep for half an hour, wake up when a battle scene starts. This cycle repeats for about three and a half hours.
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arbitrary
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Posted - 2006.07.09 08:30:00 -
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Originally by: Crumplecorn
Solaris.
It has a great plot by the looks of it. I can't be sure because they dumped the plot and filmed the least interesting sub-plot as the whole film instead.
solaris 1974 or soloaris 2002?
Not seen the later, but I know the first can be a bore if you are in the wrong mood, but hardly a bad movie considering the craftmanship through the movie, rather one of the better - worst movies ever are probably those you find over here; the imdb bottom 100 list.
Blood rayne and Uve Boll fits nicely over in that list.
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Brisi
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Posted - 2006.07.09 08:38:00 -
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Originally by: solidshot
Originally by: Crumplecorn
Solaris.
It has a great plot by the looks of it. I can't be sure because they dumped the plot and filmed the least interesting sub-plot as the whole film instead.
signed i've never managed to get further than 15 mins into this film before falling to sleep, its so slow and boring
You ought to see Tarkovsky's original then. Even if it is a masterpiece, it's a 'tad' slow
That being said, here are the worst films I've ever seen, in no particular order.
The Rock
Pearl Harbor
Four Brothers
The Island
A Sound of Thunder
BloodRayne
And a myriad of others which I can't be arsed to remember now. However, as you can see, I'm a great fan of Michael Bay.
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solidshot
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Posted - 2006.07.09 09:06:00 -
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pearl harbour could have been a good film if they had kept it as an action only film, unfortunatly they did the usual hollywood trick of trying to turn it into a love story the same as they seem to try with most others 
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Lienzo
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Posted - 2006.07.09 09:13:00 -
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Recently? Ultraviolet.
Bad CG.
Story was sort of comic book thin.
Milla Jovavich(sp?), although drop dead gorgeous, is a little too soft to play a martial arts superhero.
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.07.09 09:18:00 -
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Speed 2
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Kurren
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Posted - 2006.07.09 09:40:00 -
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Originally by: HippoKing
Speed 2
Damn you Hippo! I had almost forgotten about that movie!!
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Buraken v2
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Posted - 2006.07.09 09:48:00 -
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Scary Movie series 
Quote:
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2006.06.06 19:25
Our research has been fruity. If you're interested, I believe I have found what might be a banana in the corner of my office draw.
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Vergi
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Posted - 2006.07.09 09:51:00 -
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Syriana - utter cack
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Kaeten
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Posted - 2006.07.09 09:51:00 -
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Originally by: Hakera
highlander 2
my father was in the first film as an evil soldier, the big fight at the start you get to see him (abit lol)
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babyblue
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Posted - 2006.07.09 09:52:00 -
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Brain Damage is the worst movie I've ever seen, without a shadow of a doubt. I also thought that Lost In Translation was unbelievably boring, despite the fact that reviewers were dribbling all over it.
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jarack
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Posted - 2006.07.09 10:10:00 -
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Brokeback Mountain 
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Tsavong Lah
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Posted - 2006.07.09 10:52:00 -
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One Night in Paris - disappointed tbh. 
It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming.. football's coming home
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arbitrary
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Posted - 2006.07.09 10:54:00 -
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Originally by: jarack
Brokeback Mountain
I take it you hate bergman 
not seen Brokeback, but besides Hulk most of Ang Lee's movies have been really good, so might again be confusion of the more personal boring vs worst, as the later for me implies lack of quality.
A Sound of Thunder (2005) is the latest worst movie I've seen. Ben Kingsley is really working hard on getting himself on the bottom 100 list, staring in bloodrayne and all 
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Mamarto
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Posted - 2006.07.09 10:56:00 -
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The new world, this movie is beyond sucking. I'm prety sure they came around and jumpstarted everyone's brains after it was done.
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Roxanna Kell
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Posted - 2006.07.09 11:07:00 -
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king kong (new version), it felt like i was watching walking with dinasaurs from BBC>
and titanic, i dont know how the **** it got nominated for 11 oscars.
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Admiral Pieg
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Posted - 2006.07.09 11:46:00 -
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besides the obvious ones like house of the dead and spacehunter, these are the movies ive seen in recent times that made gag in disgust.
we were soldiers
pearl harbour
United 93
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Wotar
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Posted - 2006.07.09 12:09:00 -
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Titanic not watched volunatarily I might add
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wierchas noobhunter
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Posted - 2006.07.09 12:30:00 -
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Edited by: wierchas noobhunter on 09/07/2006 12:30:17
Originally by: Lienzo
Recently? Ultraviolet.
Bad CG.
Story was sort of comic book thin.
Milla Jovavich(sp?), although drop dead gorgeous, is a little too soft to play a martial arts superhero.
movie was not so bad but Milla Jovavich? wtf ? realy .....
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Salusa VC
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Posted - 2006.07.09 12:55:00 -
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Starship Troopers.
Its the only film I have ever walked out of.
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Hakera
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Posted - 2006.07.09 13:11:00 -
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Edited by: Hakera on 09/07/2006 13:15:44
Edited by: Hakera on 09/07/2006 13:13:29
Originally by: Brisi
The Rock
i liked the rock, always good to see english kicking arse
Originally by: Admiral Pieg
we were soldiers
good battles though
Originally by: Kaeten
Originally by: Hakera
highlander 2
my father was in the first film as an evil soldier, the big fight at the start you get to see him (abit lol)
my condolences :) But I hated it for the storyline/plot, it had the nmumber 1 wtf rating. They tried to 'forget' number 2 and move to no 3, officially there is only 1 sequel to highlander :)
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Imaran
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Posted - 2006.07.09 13:51:00 -
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Revenge of the Surfboarding Killer Bikini Vampire Girls 4.
After the first three, it was such a let down
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Davros Johnstone
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Posted - 2006.07.09 14:12:00 -
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A very random film called "the rollerblade 7"
I hope others have experienced that 
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Inertia Foryu
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Posted - 2006.07.09 14:14:00 -
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Originally by: Crumplecorn
Solaris.
It has a great plot by the looks of it. I can't be sure because they dumped the plot and filmed the least interesting sub-plot as the whole film instead.
Solaris (USA) and the long Solaris (Russian) are both very interesting movies to me. I'm not sure what you mean by them focusing on the "sub-plot," I think what you refer to as "sub-plot" is actually what I define as the "main plot."
But anyway, the worst movie I've ever seen? The New King Kong Movie. I thought that was so bad that I actually just ffwd through the last hour to get to the end.
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Phrixus Zephyr
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Posted - 2006.07.09 14:51:00 -
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Originally by: Salusa VC
Starship Troopers.
Its the only film I have ever walked out of.
Starship Troopers rocked... The only true modern day B-Movie ^^
Originally by: Remedial
...not to BoB or BoB fans or People Who Have An Opinion About BoB, and certainly not the Chief BoB Forum Prostitutes...
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Crumplecorn
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Posted - 2006.07.09 15:05:00 -
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Originally by: Inertia Foryu
Originally by: Crumplecorn
Solaris.
It has a great plot by the looks of it. I can't be sure because they dumped the plot and filmed the least interesting sub-plot as the whole film instead.
Solaris (USA) and the long Solaris (Russian) are both very interesting movies to me. I'm not sure what you mean by them focusing on the "sub-plot," I think what you refer to as "sub-plot" is actually what I define as the "main plot."
There's a generic sci-fi plot, in this case a weird planet having strange effects on the people on the station nearby. They all start seeing things, things which have to do with traumatic aspects of their lives or something (been a while since I've seen it, thankfully). However, instead of being a nice generic sci-fi thing, with sci-fi elements to do with the planet and what is going on overall, and psychological subplots with how each character deals with what they see, they drop all that and focus on the main character dealing with the woman he hallucinates.
Fine if you want to do a film about what Solaris ended up being about, but drop the planet and the space station, it isn't necessary.
As for the guy who said he couldn't get more than 15mins in, because it was supposed to be good my whole family sat down together to watch it, and waited right up until the credits for something to happen. That's ~2hrs we'll never get back.
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Inertia Foryu
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Posted - 2006.07.09 15:25:00 -
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Originally by: Crumplecorn
Originally by: Inertia Foryu
Originally by: Crumplecorn
Solaris.
It has a great plot by the looks of it. I can't be sure because they dumped the plot and filmed the least interesting sub-plot as the whole film instead.
Solaris (USA) and the long Solaris (Russian) are both very interesting movies to me. I'm not sure what you mean by them focusing on the "sub-plot," I think what you refer to as "sub-plot" is actually what I define as the "main plot."
There's a generic sci-fi plot, in this case a weird planet having strange effects on the people on the station nearby. They all start seeing things, things which have to do with traumatic aspects of their lives or something (been a while since I've seen it, thankfully). However, instead of being a nice generic sci-fi thing, with sci-fi elements to do with the planet and what is going on overall, and psychological subplots with how each character deals with what they see, they drop all that and focus on the main character dealing with the woman he hallucinates.
Fine if you want to do a film about what Solaris ended up being about, but drop the planet and the space station, it isn't necessary.
As for the guy who said he couldn't get more than 15mins in, because it was supposed to be good my whole family sat down together to watch it, and waited right up until the credits for something to happen. That's ~2hrs we'll never get back.
Hey mate, I'm sorry you didn't like the film.
It is widely believed that the original Solaris ("Solyaris" Russian version) was Andrei Tarkovsky's answer to Stanley Kubricks "2001: A Space Odyssey."
The purpose was not to be a sci-fi flick, but rather a psycological review of our own lives, memories, and what is important to us. The fact that it was on a station, and involved a planet, well, that is just the backdrop. Just like Eve-Online, this movie isn't for everyone. There are no physical monsters, only those that we carry in our minds everyday.
But, you are entitled to your opinion, and are definately not the first person to say they didn't like the movie :)
Cheers
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arbitrary
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Posted - 2006.07.09 15:57:00 -
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Originally by: Inertia Foryu
Originally by: people
stuff about Solaris.
Hey mate, I'm sorry you didn't like the film.
It is widely believed that the original Solaris ("Solyaris" Russian version) was Andrei Tarkovsky's answer to Stanley Kubricks "2001: A Space Odyssey."
The purpose was not to be a sci-fi flick, but rather a psycological review of our own lives, memories, and what is important to us. The fact that it was on a station, and involved a planet, well, that is just the backdrop. Just like Eve-Online, this movie isn't for everyone. There are no physical monsters, only those that we carry in our minds everyday.
But, you are entitled to your opinion, and are definately not the first person to say they didn't like the movie :)
True, and well said
I find Solaris to be a good complement to clockwork orange, and as such even better then 2001, both are exellent though; but the number of friends who hated 2001 is staggering, and worrying. The classic line after is that it should go alot faster, not grasping the point at all 
Knowing that Solaris is a movie I wouldn't push on anyone who finds anything but action movies slow. 
Besides Crumplecorn you ain't getting anytime back, tick tock, death comes soon...(tm CCP).
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Dralon
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Posted - 2006.07.09 16:01:00 -
[35]
Churchill: The Hollywood years.
Dear god why
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Caethes Adain
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Posted - 2006.07.09 16:02:00 -
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The original Solaris, absolutely pish boring and hellish to sit through
Doom
Bloodrayne
Independancy day
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Saying that though, most modern films are utter tripe. Same story, different setting and actors.
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Inertia Foryu
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Posted - 2006.07.09 16:10:00 -
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Edited by: Inertia Foryu on 09/07/2006 16:11:12
Originally by: Caethes Adain
The original Solaris, absolutely pish boring and hellish to sit through
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Yes! The Russian flick took me 3 days to get through. 
For me, watching the Russian Solaris was like trying to swallow a fluffy pillow after drinking a cup of salt. But, in the end, I would say that I found it interesting. It is Definately not the worst movie I've seen.
And you reminded me of Doom. Now that was bahhhhdddddd...
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Xelios
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Posted - 2006.07.09 16:50:00 -
[38]
A Sound of Thunder. Seriously go watch it and tell me it's not the worst piece of garbage to soil our theaters.
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.07.09 16:54:00 -
[39]
Alien Resurrection and the remake of Solaris.
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Btoktorn
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Posted - 2006.07.09 17:29:00 -
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"Mr Ice Cream Man"
Lookies
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Neon Genesis
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Posted - 2006.07.09 17:45:00 -
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I was on the verge of walking out of Van Hellsing, a mash of all the most notorious fictional horror characters together in one cliche'd and exploitative mess, easily the worst film ive seen.
Escape from LA gets pretty close as well, not to mention the usual toss that constitutes 99/100 hollywood action films in recent years.
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.07.09 17:46:00 -
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Originally by: Neon Genesis
I was on the verge of walking out of Van Hellsing, a mash of all the most notorious fictional horror characters together in one cliche'd and exploitative mess, easily the worst film ive seen.
Read this
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Constantine Arcanum
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Posted - 2006.07.09 18:31:00 -
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Originally by: Dark Shikari
Read this
ROFL
SO true :D
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Crumplecorn
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Posted - 2006.07.09 18:57:00 -
[44]
Originally by: arbitrary
I find Solaris to be a good complement to clockwork orange
Hmm, hate Solaris, <3 Clockwork Orange.
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Yendri
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Posted - 2006.07.09 19:19:00 -
[45]
Star Wars Episode One
Star Wars Episode Two
Star Wars Episode Three
seriously, I did't think it could get worse, after Jar-Jat Binks. But Lucas proved me wrong, and there was deeper sludge at the bottom of the barrel to scrape. Each of those films is absolute drivel, punctuated by george lucas' cinematory CGI ************.
Catwoman
Syriana.
honestly. I'd heard it was good. it could've been good.... with a completely different director and editor. I've never sat through such a painfully dull film.
Queen of the Damned
awful, just awful.
Highlander II
the first one got away with being awful by being fun. the sequels were akin to root canal extraction... with a crowbar.
Matrix Trilogy
the original was inventive. the sequel was trite, the third, I walked out.
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KingsGambit
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Posted - 2006.07.09 19:46:00 -
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Worst ever...well worst that my memory can recall include:
- Revolver (Would have left the auditorium if I wasn't with company)
- Star Wars: Episode I (Jar Jar Binks...dear Lord in Heaven why?)
- Starship Troopers II (I still wish for those 2 hours of my life back)
- Lake Placid (I paid to see this...)
- Alexander (Watched 30 minutes by which time I had to stop or risk entering a coma)
- Titanic (Great set and costume, but a script so dire the ocean floor isn't deep enough)
- Matrix Reloaded (The first was great, the last had equal good and bad bits, the second...apart from Seraph had nothing redeeming about it)
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Cyrus Gideon
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Posted - 2006.07.09 20:32:00 -
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Edited by: Cyrus Gideon on 09/07/2006 20:32:55
Originally by: arbitrary
Originally by: Inertia Foryu
Originally by: people
stuff about Solaris.
More stuff about Solaris
True, and well said
I find Solaris to be a good complement to clockwork orange, and as such even better then 2001, both are exellent though; but the number of friends who hated 2001 is staggering, and worrying. The classic line after is that it should go alot faster, not grasping the point at all
Knowing that Solaris is a movie I wouldn't push on anyone who finds anything but action movies slow.
Besides Crumplecorn you ain't getting anytime back, tick tock, death comes soon...(tm CCP).
Solaris is actually based on the Novel Solaris by Stanislav Lem, If you liked the movie you should prolly read the book, I liked both, the old movie and the book alot (havn't seen the new Movie).
Back on topic, I think Star Wars Episode 3 was utterly pathetic, I can't understand the People who say that it is so much better than the other two new Star Wars movies.
But the worst movie I have seen so far has to be Ghosts of mars, man that flick sucked ass, good think that I didn't pay for it.
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Lone Bear
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Posted - 2006.07.09 21:17:00 -
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/me puts Flame suit on (jovian made)
Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith.
Plot could stand on a subway ticket; actors were pathetics: Christensen, Jackson, Portman and Mc Diarmid. Mc Gregor and Frank Oz made a nice performance.
CGI: too muuuuuch ffs. Some beautiful, but most of them were too much visible.
Some shots were really nice, but globally it's one of the worst movie I've seen.
King Kong, Da Vinci Code, the 6th sense would also be on that list.
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Kalahari Wayrest
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Posted - 2006.07.09 21:36:00 -
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Edited by: Kalahari Wayrest on 09/07/2006 21:41:10
Edited by: Kalahari Wayrest on 09/07/2006 21:39:29
Quote:
Van Helsing:
I've got three facial expressions: brooding, annoyed and I'd-rather-be-anywhere-but-here.
Haha so true.
I didn't like Val Helsing much, but it was funny in parts.
The character was more comic in the book Eccentric old dutch professors ftw.
Definately Highlander 2 as the worst sequal but dunno about worst film. It was pretty damn bad though.
Tomb Raider sucked, but most game > movies do by default.
It's really hard to think of many truly bad movies because most of the time I turn them off before they can imprint on my memory
edit:I'm actually gonna go with Constantine for the butchering of the character and the miscasting of Keanu Reeves  Really disapointing film. Especially when movies like V for Vendetta and Sin City showed that a comic > movie adaption could be done
well.
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GouldFish
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Posted - 2006.07.09 22:20:00 -
[50]
Wow amazing no one has mentioned the REALLY bad films that are :
Paparazi
Hostage
Pasion of the christ
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Rational Gaze
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Posted - 2006.07.09 23:02:00 -
[51]
Originally by: KingsGambit
Worst ever...well worst that my memory can recall include:
- Revolver (Would have left the auditorium if I wasn't with company)
- Star Wars: Episode I (Jar Jar Binks...dear Lord in Heaven why?)
- Starship Troopers II (I still wish for those 2 hours of my life back)
- Lake Placid (I paid to see this...)
- Alexander (Watched 30 minutes by which time I had to stop or risk entering a coma)
- Titanic (Great set and costume, but a script so dire the ocean floor isn't deep enough)
- Matrix Reloaded (The first was great, the last had equal good and bad bits, the second...apart from Seraph had nothing redeeming about it)
revolver is 1 of the best movies i have ever seen.. you must not have understanded it
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aeti
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Posted - 2006.07.09 23:43:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Deep Impact was also horrendously bad.
when opening this thread I had one film in mind
to date, thats the only film i've fallen asleep whilst watching at a cinema
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gizli
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Posted - 2006.07.10 00:01:00 -
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i got dragged into a cinema to watch closer, i fell asleep, that movie sucked. so did solaris with george clooney and dudley dooright and scary movie 4 i could name some more if i could be arsed thinking but i cant.
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2006.07.10 00:28:00 -
[54]
Mission Impossible II, had to go home and shower, still left me feeling violated days afterwards, to this day when I think of it I feel sickened.
Remind me about The Maze.
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Posted - 2006.07.10 00:31:00 -
[55]
The Break-up.
Why? Because the ending sucked something fierce. If they whole movie had sucked, I could have forgiven the ending for being "par for the course". But the movie was going along SO well. Arg.
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gizli
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Posted - 2006.07.10 00:48:00 -
[56]
Gigli
The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Batman & Robin
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Soray
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Posted - 2006.07.10 00:58:00 -
[57]
The Village
By the same writer that did Sign's, another movie that builds up so well then crashes and burns so horribly a few seconds later.
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Bloodsong
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Posted - 2006.07.10 01:04:00 -
[58]
In no real order:
X-men 3 (That was just messed up)
Starwars ep 1-3 (jar-jar was the most entertainingpart)
Bloodrayne (although the jail scene was.... almost... worth the brain hemorage
The Blair witch (wtf.... I think I actualy choked on my own vomit at one point)
Battlefield Earth (I read the book... several times before I saw this film.... I now want to bury my dog that is named Travolta in a little box full of flowers. He was eaten by fire ants. It was very sad. I cried. *cough*
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LWMaverick
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Posted - 2006.07.10 02:44:00 -
[59]
Alien vs. Predator(the movie).... ñ)"/ñ"#()`"!(#)"()?#/
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Crumplecorn
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Posted - 2006.07.10 08:25:00 -
[60]
Originally by: Soray
The Village
By the same writer that did Sign's, another movie that builds up so well then crashes and burns so horribly a few seconds later.
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Sarafi
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Posted - 2006.07.10 10:29:00 -
[61]
Route 666
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Boonaki
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Posted - 2006.07.10 10:53:00 -
[62]
Death Race 2000
One of the worst, and best movies of all time.
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Kalaan Oratay
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Posted - 2006.07.10 10:57:00 -
[63]
51st State, as someone mentioned (nice catch, I'd forgotten how dire it was).
American Pie: Band Camp... this is the only film I have ever stopped watching halfway though. Knew it was going to be terrible, but hoped it would be mildly amusing. Oh how horribly wrong I was
Ghosts of Mars was pretty god-awful.
Under Siege 2 (was it two? The one on the train...)
Ah so many, trying to remember specifics... I'll be back
--- Originally by: Archilies
Ignore what others say: Fit what you want, with what you have, whenever you want.
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FireFoxx80
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Posted - 2006.07.10 11:28:00 -
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Ultravioet was appauling.
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Silane Daktor
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Posted - 2006.07.10 11:37:00 -
[65]
Worst film I have seen was Windtalkers, with the permanently over-acting Nic Cage.
The action scenes were totally ridiculous- the Japs hold a ridge, and what do they do- hunker down and use the cover? Nope, they all stand in a line so they can be pwned by Nic and his pistol utter junk
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Lanfear's Bane
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Posted - 2006.07.10 11:43:00 -
[66]
Be Cool
Star Wars Episode One
Star Wars Episode Two
51st State
Jeepers Creepers
Phonebooth
Miss Congeniality (Even though I love Shatner)
Van Helsing
The Chronicles of Rid****
Freddy Got Fingered
The Wedding Planner
Pearl Harbor
Monkeybone
Antitrust
Battlefield Earth (Ha ha ha ha ha ha)
Dungeons & Dragons
Dude, Where's My Car?
Coyote Ugly
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Little Nicky
The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas
The Perfect Storm
American Psycho
And those are only some recent ones, if you want to see a load of crap movies all at once, watch Sky Movies during the afternoon.
Lanfear's Bane.
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Posted - 2006.07.10 12:30:00 -
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My Top 5 Worst Films Ever:
1. SERENITY
Shockingly ill-produced, terrible cinematography, casting was awful in original Firefly, so it was just as bad here. Not once did I know what was going on, who the characters were, what they were doing or why they were doing it. Plot, anyone? Effects werent bad, but I've seen better. Felt like a low-budget TV episode crammed into a feature-length movie..oh, wait.
2. ISHTAR
Desert? Camel? Dustin Hoffman? Enough said.
3. SOLARIS
I actually fell asleep watching this movie. It moved along at a pace that would make a tree seem quick. It was like waiting for the second coming of Christ. Nations have risen and fallen in the timeframe of this movie. I think I may have actually evolved a little more by the time it was over...
4. LITTLE NICKY
Adam Sandler should be shot. This film was about as funny as income tax.
5. CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN
Again, another painfully unfunny comedy. Not only one of Steve Martins worst films, but it stars 12 stupid kids too. I hate children. This film inspired less laughs than the Gestapo. I've laughed more in hospitals. I'd have more fun if I stabbed myself. This film was so utterly craptastic and unwatchable that I went mad trying to chew my own ears off.
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Posted - 2006.07.10 13:03:00 -
[68]
Edited by: Crumplecorn on 10/07/2006 13:03:51
Originally by: Denrace
1. SERENITY
Shockingly ill-produced, terrible cinematography, casting was awful in original Firefly, so it was just as bad here. Not once did I know what was going on, who the characters were, what they were doing or why they were doing it. Plot, anyone? Effects werent bad, but I've seen better. Felt like a low-budget TV episode crammed into a feature-length movie..oh, wait.
Rather than engage in a proper discussion of this film, I would simply point out that if you couldn't follow the plot, your opinion of the film doesn't count for much.
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Posted - 2006.07.10 13:09:00 -
[69]
Originally by: Denrace
1. SERENITY
Shockingly ill-produced, terrible cinematography, casting was awful in original Firefly, so it was just as bad here. Not once did I know what was going on, who the characters were, what they were doing or why they were doing it. Plot, anyone? Effects werent bad, but I've seen better. Felt like a low-budget TV episode crammed into a feature-length movie..oh, wait.
If you cannot follow the plotline of a movie with such an obvious, relatively straightforward plot, you don't deserve to be watching any movies at all.
I feel sorry for whoever had to explain Lord of the Rings to you.
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Pencheven
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Posted - 2006.07.10 13:21:00 -
[70]
Starship Troopers 2..
I want those 2 hours of my life back.. I mean the first one was brilliant, not in any way special, it was just a funny modern kinda B movie..
The second one however.. its just painful to watch, such a poor quality film.. your just waiting for it to end..
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Laurelin1420
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Posted - 2006.07.10 13:28:00 -
[71]
Alien Resurrection - Damn that was dire ,fell asleep
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MadGaz
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Posted - 2006.07.10 13:40:00 -
[72]
About 6 of us went to the cinema to watch Insomnia, the only thing we laughed at was the irony that we all fell asleep watching it.
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Posted - 2006.07.10 13:56:00 -
[73]
Originally by: MadGaz
About 6 of us went to the cinema to watch Insomnia, the only thing we laughed at was the irony that we all fell asleep watching it.
LIES LIES LIES.
But nice try.
I enjoyed similar irony when I singularly failed to massacre one person in Texas with a chainsaw at a screening of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I did however find a ***** at a screening of Toy Story.
Lanfear's Bane.
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Ithuriel
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Posted - 2006.07.10 14:37:00 -
[74]
Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town, Killer Klowns in Outer Space, list goes on with cheesy horror flicks.
As far as mainstream, here goes: Anything with Paul Walker, Heath Ledger, Vin Diesel (shoulda retired after Pitch Black), Casper Van Dien (yeah, the Starship Troopers guy), uh, Titanic, pretty much anything with a Wayans brother in it. I could go on, but I have to go to work.
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.07.10 14:45:00 -
[75]
Originally by: Laurelin1420
Alien Resurrection - Damn that was dire ,fell asleep
Yeah, I mean people call Alien 3 bad... by comparison to Alien Resurrection, Alien 3 is Citizen Kane
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Scrofalitic One
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Posted - 2006.07.10 15:41:00 -
[76]
Edited by: Scrofalitic One on 10/07/2006 15:41:00
OK, first off I liked Aliens Ressurection, and Starship Troopers, and 51st State is genius :)
For a truly truly bad movie with NO redeeming features what so ever check out Shark Zone.
So totally dire :P Totally derivative apart from it had roaring sharks! Yep, sharks with vocal chords. Seriously, everyone should have to watch this movie (hell I did, why shoudn't the rest of the world suffer??).
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galssas
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Posted - 2006.07.10 17:10:00 -
[77]
Edited by: galssas on 10/07/2006 17:13:13
"Spawn"
worst movie.
ever
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SHYBUM1
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Posted - 2006.07.10 17:14:00 -
[78]
here is my list...
The Cave
Unbreakable
Three kings
Derailed
Pleasentville
The ring
Greed
Monkey bone
Gigli
Punch drunk love
Ali g
Kung pow
Pooty tang
Blair witch
Kaazam
Freddy got fingered
Jason x
Master of disguise
Shaun of the dead
Cellular
Big fish
Antwan fisher
Mr 3000
Scary movie 4
About a boy
Rabbit proof fence
Mystery men
Road to perdition
and the list goes on...
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SHYBUM1
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Posted - 2006.07.10 17:27:00 -
[79]
here is my list...
The Cave
Unbreakable
Three kings
Derailed
Pleasentville
The ring
Greed
Monkey bone
Gigli
Punch drunk love
Ali g
Kung pow
Pooty tang
Blair witch
Kaazam
Freddy got fingered
Jason x
Master of disguise
Shaun of the dead
Cellular
Big fish
Antwan fisher
Mr 3000
Scary movie 4
About a boy
Rabbit proof fence
Mystery men
Road to perdition
and the list goes on...
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Karach
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Posted - 2006.07.10 17:31:00 -
[80]
hands down, by far far the worst movie i ever saw and hopefully will ever see...
Milla's sense of snow
i still blame my ex gf for that
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arbitrary
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Posted - 2006.07.10 18:44:00 -
[81]
Originally by: SHYBUM1
Shaun of the dead
WTF
that movie was pure gold 
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Posted - 2006.07.10 18:51:00 -
[82]
Originally by: galssas
Edited by: galssas on 10/07/2006 17:13:13
"Spawn"
worst movie.
ever
NO WAY!!
Spawn was amazing :)
Spawn 2 is due next year! Cant wait..
<3 Spawn
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arbitrary
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Posted - 2006.07.10 19:11:00 -
[83]
Originally by: Denrace
Spawn 2 is due next year!
Thanks for the warning, I'll avoid it like the plauge after actually going to watch the first installment on the big screen
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Derboff
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Posted - 2006.07.10 19:53:00 -
[84]
Interestingly enough in my corp were having this discussion the other day. The criteria we applied was the Ed Wood test "If you would rather watch Plan 9 from outer Space then it counts"
The result were;
Glen or Glenda (if you dont now then you should never ask)
Ed TV
You've got mail
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Scoundrelus
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Posted - 2006.07.10 20:09:00 -
[85]
I didn't smile once during the movie Dude Wheres My Car. By far the stupidest movie I have ever seen. Also I officially hate anyone who enjoyed that movie.
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Kyozoku
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Posted - 2006.07.10 20:53:00 -
[86]
Originally by: Scoundrelus
I didn't smile once during the movie Dude Wheres My Car. By far the stupidest movie I have ever seen. Also I officially hate anyone who enjoyed that movie.
qft
thanks for reminding me it exists
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Permian
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Posted - 2006.07.10 21:17:00 -
[87]
Edited by: Permian on 10/07/2006 21:17:40
The Hills Have Eyes - worst movie i've seen in years. i'm embarassed to admit i've seen it. we've got this monster family whose hideous features and primative cruelty merely serve as a plot device for the real focus of this film, being a complete piece of crap. everything from start to finish is a tired cliche. this movie is a disgrace to trashy horror films
Remember the Titans - So poignant you want to barf. every 5 seconds one of the main characters has a revelation that completely changes his life forever. in doing so, the message that this movie is trying to send becomes so trivial that it loses meaning. apparently race-relations are just a commercialized byproduct of the disney brainwashing machine
The Matrix trilogy - ok, the first matrix was good, or at least decent. the second two are some of the most bloated, pretentious garbage in the history of bloated, pretentious garbage. i don't understand how they were actually capable of writing a script that was so vacuous and mind-numbing. i've seen pron with better dialogue
Alexander - one word for this movie, "gratuitous." oliver stone's worst. the character development was a footnote. the story was an afterthought. what this movie is really about is colin farrel and people getting chopped up. sure rosario dawson gets naked but that scene was more comical and embarassing than anything else.
Memento - two words: camera angles. the shakiness sucked and the characters were boring, but what really made me want to puke is that every single shot in the entire movie is an extreme close up of someone's nose. the director was like, hey, let's try to make this guy's head fill up the entire movie screen for two and a half hours. brilliant
Blow - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST LET HIM SELL SOME COKE IN PEACE
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Scoundrelus
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Posted - 2006.07.10 21:24:00 -
[88]
Originally by: Permian
Remember the Titans - So poignant you want to barf. every 5 seconds one of the main characters has a revelation that completely changes his life forever. in doing so, the message that this movie is trying to send becomes so trivial that it loses meaning. apparently race-relations are just a commercialized byproduct of the disney brainwashing machine
You should be shot, hung, and burned for that comment. Remember the Titans was an awesome movie.
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Ithuriel
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Posted - 2006.07.10 22:03:00 -
[89]
Thought of more movies I hate. How about any movie made by Eddie Murphy in the past 20 years? Also hate Kevin Costner movies and any movie with Leo Dicaprio in which he doesn't play a retarded person.
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Spartan239
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Posted - 2006.07.10 22:09:00 -
[90]
Waterworld
The postman
Dude wheres my car?
Jeepers Creepers
Jeepers Creepers 2
Nightmare on elm street: Dream Warriors
Jason X
and not forgetting Starship Troopers 2
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Kurren
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Posted - 2006.07.10 23:54:00 -
[91]
I honestly don't see why anybody actually sat down and watched Starship Troopers 2. I mean, look at the damn box art. They couldn't even put helmets on all the characters, line them up, and take a picture. They had to try and edit a face in to the same helmet three times. To me, if you can't even make the box itself look good... then why the hell would I watch the movie? Of course the damn thing sucked!
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Captin ShadowHawk
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Posted - 2006.07.11 01:42:00 -
[92]
Oh yean and Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest not as bad as Starship troopers 2 though!
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Sochin
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Posted - 2006.07.11 02:12:00 -
[93]
My entire family walked out of Chronicles of Narnia, as soon as Santa showed up. Christian propaganda trussed up in a retarded fantasy brain**** ftl.
Nemo me impune lacessit
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Darzerb
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Posted - 2006.07.11 02:37:00 -
[94]
Timeline was a pretty terrible movie. I remember sitting there with my buddy watching it, just ragging on it the entire time. The battle scene at the end is peer gold, guys running around without weapons, and enemies not even attacking each other, just standing around watching the main focus of the camera.
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Sochin
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Posted - 2006.07.11 05:07:00 -
[95]
Originally by: Darzerb
Timeline was a pretty terrible movie. I remember sitting there with my buddy watching it, just ragging on it the entire time. The battle scene at the end is peer gold, guys running around without weapons, and enemies not even attacking each other, just standing around watching the main focus of the camera.
The book was pretty good though. Most of Chriton's books make poor films. Andromeda Strain and Sphere are other examples (Both excellent books). Jurassic Park was an exception.
Nemo me impune lacessit
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.07.11 06:52:00 -
[96]
Originally by: Sochin
My entire family walked out of Chronicles of Narnia, as soon as Santa showed up. Christian propaganda trussed up in a retarded fantasy brain**** ftl.
Did you miss the point of Narnia? The books were all thinly veiled Christian propaganda: what were you expecting?
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2006.07.11 07:53:00 -
[97]
can't believe no-one has mentioned Rapa Nui yet. MI:2 is up there too.
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Spike87
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Posted - 2006.07.11 10:24:00 -
[98]
patriot or U1571
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Lluthiunne Atalaron
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Posted - 2006.07.11 16:12:00 -
[99]
Van Helsing:
I have never witnessed such a mish mash of movie drivel in all my life.
Every single line of dialogue in the entire movie feels like its been squeezed through the ass of a festering pig before delivered.
If I had two bullets and was given the opportunity to shoot two people in this world with impunity.
I'd shoot that director twice!
Sure there are some horribly cheesy or bad acted movies out there but most are made on a shoe string budget.
Too add to the list:
Alien vs Predator
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Hellboy
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If you choose to pull the trigger!
Should your drama prove sincere!
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Permian
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Posted - 2006.07.11 16:30:00 -
[100]
disney isn't promoting christianity, they're just trying to cash as big of a check as they possibly can. They needed a fantasy with lots of unobjectionable CGI to ride on the LOTR bandwagon of success. so they picked narnia. and they toned down the intentionally blatant christian themes to score more ticket sales. throw in a little religious controversy to keep the media interested for a while longer and milk this sucker for all its worth
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.07.11 16:32:00 -
[101]
Linkage
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Nato Xemus
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Posted - 2006.07.11 16:50:00 -
[102]
i watched district 13 and the new superman last night... one did not like them very much
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Kaeten
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.07.18 20:42:00 -
[103]
Originally by: Imaran
Revenge of the Surfboarding Killer Bikini Vampire Girls 4.
After the first three, it was such a let down
hahaha I remember that from the red dwarf series episode LEGION No i havent seen the film lol
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HippoKing
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.18 20:45:00 -
[104]
Originally by: Kaeten
Originally by: Imaran
Revenge of the Surfboarding Killer Bikini Vampire Girls 4.
After the first three, it was such a let down
hahaha I remember that from the red dwarf series episode LEGION No i havent seen the film lol
I read that post as a joke. i never thought iwas a real film
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Wired
An Eye For An Eye
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Posted - 2006.07.18 20:50:00 -
[105]
Titanic, a 3hr film about an event that took about half an hour.
Leo did die and their was some t*ts on show, but that doesn't help it.
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An Eye For An Eye
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Posted - 2006.07.18 20:51:00 -
[106]
Oh and Great Expectations....it wasn't what i'd hoped for
(sorry bad joke)
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BH Runner
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Posted - 2006.07.18 21:43:00 -
[107]
I am rather surprised noone has mentioned it yet:
Dungeons and Dragons, a truely atrocious movie, with a wonderful cast all misdirected to an idiotic plot and poor CGI.
The Brothers McMullen, a close second.
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Tripp Orsam
Dragonstar
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Posted - 2006.07.19 03:45:00 -
[108]
Universal Soldier,
Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren as main actors in a film LOL.
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MrFu
Turanic Raiders
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Posted - 2006.07.19 04:41:00 -
[109]
I cant believe none mentioned ¦¦Battlefield Earth`` directed by John Travolta.Seriously,hes a goood actor,and can dance too,but shesh
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Ithuriel
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.19 05:05:00 -
[110]
I'll post again. Star Trek 4. After that movie I wanted to join a Norwegian whaling boat and slay every one of those singing breaching bastards. Also, any movies with Bon Jovi are immediately thrown into the alley and urinated upon. Same should go for all the crappy indie movies my roommate brings home to watch with his girlfriend.
And for all you people complaining about Chronicles of Narnia and its Christian overtones, do you people know anything about CS Lewis? All his books contain said overtones, in fact most of his books are in the Christian section of bookstores. Chronicles of Narnia almost ruined his friendship with Tolkien because Tolkien despised the presence of religion in it so much.
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Crumplecorn
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.07.19 10:18:00 -
[111]
Originally by: MrFu
I cant believe none mentioned ¦¦Battlefield Earth`` directed by John Travolta.Seriously,hes a goood actor,and can dance too,but shesh
Battlefield Earth was funny. Aliens looking for 'Leverage' and primitive humans in jump jets. What's not to like?
I think webbing/scramming/jamming someone and then going 'Ahh, I have Leverage' in local would be hilarious, but maybe that is just me
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Dark Shikari
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.19 10:21:00 -
[112]
Originally by: Ithuriel
I'll post again. Star Trek 4. After that movie I wanted to join a Norwegian whaling boat and slay every one of those singing breaching bastards.
Huh? Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home is widely considered one of the best Star Trek movies, along with the Wrath of Khan...
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Tsun Lao
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Posted - 2006.07.19 10:26:00 -
[113]
Dark Star
Dolemite
Hell up in Harlem
Resident Evil
House of the dead
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Serenity Frye
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2006.07.19 13:28:00 -
[114]
all the harry potter films
aliens vs predator' could of been so good yet it wasnt =/
bridget jone's diary' gotta be the most irritating film
bloodrayne no comment ;/
torque
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Pelsson
Amarr
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Posted - 2006.07.19 15:33:00 -
[115]
Mission to Mars (worst ever)
Jeepers Creepers 2 (horrible movie)
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Charlie Crocodile
Eldritch Storm
Distant Star Alliance
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Posted - 2006.07.19 15:42:00 -
[116]
Austin Powers - Goldmember
Took it back and asked for a refund from blockbuster. Truely dire film.
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Lumel
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.07.19 16:10:00 -
[117]
Within a span of a few weeks, I saw Ultraviolet when it was released and then V for Vendetta. After watching the second, the utter and complete lack of merit of the first was made all the more starkly clear.
The way I like to put it, Ultraviolet was a whole bunch of action scenes with a little smidgeon of plot attempting to hold it all together, and V for Vendetta was a lot of plot with some action thrown in for seasoning.
If it's not clear, I liked V for Vendetta. Ultraviolet sucked. Too bad, I like Milla and I liked Equalibrium.
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Celestial Apocalypse
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Posted - 2006.07.19 17:42:00 -
[118]
Who is your daddy - a movie about a dork that inherit lots of money and then becomes cool. He then realize in the end that he miss his dorky friends and dorky girl. Most predicable comedy ever and least funny too.
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Laughlyn Vaughns
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.07.19 23:10:00 -
[119]
Birth
Starred Nicole Kidman and its such a pointless movie i demanded the 2hrs of my life back from the poor ticket boy
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steveid
Penetrate
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Posted - 2006.07.20 01:35:00 -
[120]
Originally by: solidshot
pearl harbour could have been a good film if they had kept it as an action only film, unfortunatly they did the usual hollywood trick of trying to turn it into a love story the same as they seem to try with most others
They made the three worst mistakes in film making;
They thought about hiring ben affleck
They hired ben affleck
When they saw how awful ben affleck is, they still released it.
Schoolboy error.
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Ben Derindar
Dirty Deeds Corp.
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2006.07.20 02:52:00 -
[121]
Anything that's been featured in an episode of Mystery Science Theatre. 
/Ben
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Kees
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.07.20 13:57:00 -
[122]
1. Titanic
2. Titanic
3. Titanic
4. Titanic
5. Titanic
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NereSky
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.07.20 23:31:00 -
[123]
The Majority of Arnold Swarzenggar films in particular ;
Hercules in New York
Commando
Other Films;
The last StarFighter
and i found 'The Three Amigo's' particulary painful
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Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.21 11:57:00 -
[124]
Originally by: Hakera
highlander 2
highlander 2 was a crappy sequel, but an ok movie. i think highlander 3 should be renamed to "highlander 3: the apology"
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Jin Entres
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.07.21 12:23:00 -
[125]
First of all:
Insomnia is ok.
Solaris is good.
Memento is awesome.
Commando is kickass. Well, at least when I was younger.
Now that that is dealt with, I agree that Star**** ****ers II was the worst movie I remember ever to have seen. I wish I didn't. Other than that, Toxic Avenger anyone?
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Harpezza
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.07.21 12:43:00 -
[126]
Linkage |
Valan
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Posted - 2006.07.21 21:45:00 -
[127]
I'll also go for the Blair Witch.
That film as far as I could tell was about a tramp who found an abandoned house the woods and tried to get some sleep. But some stoned students wouldn't stop screaming preventing the poor bugger from sleeping so he did them in with a brick.
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Phrixus Zephyr
Omega Corp
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Posted - 2006.07.21 22:09:00 -
[128]
Originally by: Harpezza
Linkage
...and you know of this film how?
I saw District 13 the other day. It was ok, started ok but the ending looked like it was take from some terrible daytime TV movie from the 70's but french.
"...and we all lived happily ever after, damn The ManÖ viva la resistance!"
Originally by: Remedial
...not to BoB or BoB fans or People Who Have An Opinion About BoB, and certainly not the Chief BoB Forum Prostitutes...
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Phrixus Zephyr
Omega Corp
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Posted - 2006.07.21 22:27:00 -
[129]
Edited by: Phrixus Zephyr on 21/07/2006 22:28:53
Originally by: HippoKing
Linkage
I don't think the Eve-O forum has made me laugh so hard ever.
A combination of the way you can tell he knows exactly what he's doing while hes making the film. Coupled with the fact he gets flamed so hard by lots of people who really don't get it. I also was quite surprised to see the difference in corps/alliances the flames were coming from in relation to who the praise came from.
Genius...
Originally by: Remedial
...not to BoB or BoB fans or People Who Have An Opinion About BoB, and certainly not the Chief BoB Forum Prostitutes...
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Jon Engel
APEX Unlimited
Kimotoro Directive
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Posted - 2006.07.22 10:20:00 -
[130]
Waterworld
South Park, Bigger longer and uncut
Titanic
Deep Blue
Anaconda
Star wars Episode 1
Battlefield Earth
National Security
Drum line
Hackers
Freaky Friday
The Lethal Weapon Movies
Troy
Deep Core
Twister
To name but a few craptacular movies
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Na'Thuul
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.22 11:02:00 -
[131]
Debbie does Dallas
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Hoseru Singh
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Posted - 2006.07.23 08:34:00 -
[132]
Look. I'm as ***** as pink camoflage, and even I'd have to say Brokeback Mountain.
Heath Ledger is hot as anyone but trying to cover your english accent by mumbling all your lines FTL!!!!
No story, no emotion, no resolution. Crap to the 10th power.
Additional choices:
Anything directed, produced by or staring Steven Segal
SWAT
Scream
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2006.07.23 10:54:00 -
[133]
Repligator. Look it up.
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El Berto
Dirty Deeds Corp.
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2006.07.23 13:33:00 -
[134]
Probably not the worst films ever, but they really grind my gears
Freddy got Fingered (Tom Green: how 'crazeeey' am I? Me: ).
Fahrenheit 911 (Not about the politics btw, just a overhyped, unfocused and badly executed piece of crap)
Ransom (The only movie I've ever left before the end, Mel Gibson never toped Mad Max).
Alien vs Preditor (wtf, how do you mess up that sort of a licence)
Judge Dread (see above).
I ♥ Huckabees (ooohh its soo deep, no you are vacuous little morons... STFU)
The Patriot (aparently being European makes me the spawn of cthulhu).
Now I'm gonna bang my head against a wall to try and forget the horror of these films
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Tarquin Tarquinius
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.07.23 16:01:00 -
[135]
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
Battlefield Earth
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
I usually have a good eye for a bad movie, so I'm pretty good at avoiding them. (Catwomen, Aeon Flux, From Justin to Kelly, Bloodrayne, Alone in the Dark, anything by Ewe Boll)
I usually only count the ones I saw in the theater, but here are a few I rented:
The Producers
Son of the Mask (I went by the name Loki on the internet until that movie)
Rollerball
The New World (sooooooo boring)
From Dusk till Dawn
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Phrixus Zephyr
Omega Corp
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Posted - 2006.07.24 02:38:00 -
[136]
Edited by: Phrixus Zephyr on 24/07/2006 02:37:46
Originally by: Hoseru Singh
Heath Ledger is hot as anyone but trying to cover your english accent by mumbling all your lines FTL!!!!
...erm, Heath Ledger is Australian isnt he?
Originally by: El Berto
...aparently being European makes me the spawn of Cthulhu.
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Dajo Valic
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2006.07.24 02:49:00 -
[137]
Originally by: Tarquin Tarquinius
From Dusk till Dawn
Are you drunk!! Dusk to Dawn is a classic, vampires, violence, and *******, what more could you want
Top of my list
The first two LOTR movies, the 3rd one was ok but the first two were terribly slow and boring really.
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Linavin
Mercurialis Inc.
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.07.24 04:46:00 -
[138]
Ultraviolet by far
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Originally by: Boris A
I found the rock music button!
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Indra Sebuchiore
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2006.07.24 09:52:00 -
[139]
My girlfriend made me sit through Bridget Jones 2: The Edge of Reason.
That takes the biscuit by far, I swear my IQ dropped a few points while watching it.
Though, in return, she had to try EVE for at least one week
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Laughlyn Vaughns
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.07.24 11:57:00 -
[140]
Originally by: Phrixus Zephyr
Edited by: Phrixus Zephyr on 24/07/2006 02:37:46
Originally by: Hoseru Singh
Heath Ledger is hot as anyone but trying to cover your english accent by mumbling all your lines FTL!!!!
...erm, Heath Ledger is Australian isnt he?
Yeah he is, just seems to be really bad at doing australian accents too
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Arthalion Thoidon
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.24 15:35:00 -
[141]
Worst movie ever?
Just about every Dutch movie I've ever seen. Why can't they just make decent movies out here. Worst one of the bunch is one called "Phileine zegt sorry". Wasn't my decision to watch it though and by the time I found out what I was watching it was too late.
As for English language movies, I always manage to not watch the ones I consider bad. Lucky me.
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Tao Han
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.24 15:46:00 -
[142]
Quote:
From Dusk till Dawn
>Where are we going?
>>To Mexico.
>Whats in Mexico?
>>Mexicans...
You can possibly hate a movie with such dialog
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Danton Marcellus
Nebula Rasa Holdings
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Posted - 2006.07.24 16:19:00 -
[143]
Edited by: Danton Marcellus on 24/07/2006 16:19:52
Blood Surf.
Just remembered this piece of trash, it had to go on the list.
Remind me about The Maze.
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Admiral Pelleon
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.07.25 04:38:00 -
[144]
Black Rage.
$3.99 at walgreens.
That just oozes quality, I know. 
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UTSC FTW!
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Buxaroo
Quantum Industries
Prime Orbital Systems
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Posted - 2006.07.25 18:23:00 -
[145]
Any Jerry Bruckheimer movie, save the pirate movies. I cannot stand the low-IQ beer commercial quality of the movies he produces. Everyone is always sweating, or there are always the same type of characters (usually the older know it all and the*****y upstart ) and the over done special effects. Remember Armageddon? It's an asteroid? Excuse me, looks like a ******* comet to me . And remeber Crimson Tide with 2 great actors that are on a submarine and they are always sweating?!?!!?!? Excuse me...this isn't Das Boot thank you very much ROFL.
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Lorna Doone
Hell's Cheerleaders
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Posted - 2006.07.25 23:17:00 -
[146]
Spielberg's War of the Worlds. Utter muck, and on so many levels.
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Zothike
Eve Defence Force
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.07.26 09:10:00 -
[147]
Highlander (all of them, but the 1 is the worst as i was not prepared)
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cr0wn
50 Klicks
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Posted - 2006.07.26 14:01:00 -
[148]
The Patriot
Braveheart
Oh look, Mel Gibson in 'I hate yuo nasty English' shocker. Guess what, nobody over here appears to give a ****.
Who put Shaun Of The Dead? That film was a slice of fried gold!
Rather than naming individual films I can just highlight any big-budget Hollywood 'blockbuster' as 99% of them are toss. I'm not trying to say that the British film scene is any better, since it revolves around Hugh Grant ****ting around in some supposedly high-class London borough while the 'comic relief' reprises whatever role made them apparently funny in the first place, ala Rhys Ifans ("I'm welsh, and my regional accent is simply hilarious" STOP. A shame since he is genuinely talented) Rowan Atkinson ("Hey Rowan, how about making another film about you being a bumbling, socially inept goon?" Also a shame, since he is very talented) or any other 'star' of British film. Since they tend to get picked up and jammed in for every 4 year outing (Four Weddings, Notting Hill, Love Actually, etc etc etc) it's hard to tell one from another
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Bean Doodle
Wasteland Industries
Chimaera Pact
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Posted - 2006.07.27 18:04:00 -
[149]
If I may quote that guy in Team America...
I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark,
When he made Pearl Harbor.
I miss you more then that movie missed the point,
And thatÆs an awful lot girl.
And now, now you've gone away,
And all I'm trying to say,
Is Perl Harbor sucked and I miss you
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school,
He was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part,
He's way better then Ben Affleck.
And now all I can think about is your smile,
And that ****ty movie too,
Perl Harbor sucked and I miss you
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies.
I guess Perl Harbor sucked,
Just a little bit more then I miss you.null
oh, and ibtl btw...
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