They realy are inept.

About the only thing they did right was hire PL to do the actual work for them.

i'd advise all the -10's in rancer to move to assah and get a ton of test kills, like shooting fish in a barrel.

The added advantage is PL log out supercaps and titans there, and after next week just have a covert opps in system, When it logs off scan in down and use your civi gun to shot it once every 14 minutes...it will then stay on grid...you dont need to rush to get a fleet together to kill it, take your time , do it right. After the expansion a supercap can only log offline if the system is blue ( and none of the blues are spys). Or the system needs a perminent fleet online capable of supercap defence. Im glad i dont fly one

It goes without saying that TEST is inept at flying ships. They constantly get farmed by small PvP gangs in 6vdt.

I hear warping archons to belts without cyno fuel is pure win: Fail Hot Drop

I hear warping archons to belts without cyno fuel is pure win: Fail Hot Drop

[ Isn't the NEW mechanic is you can't log off if targeted, nothing said about a system having to be BLUE only to log off.

It goes without saying that TEST is inept at flying ships. They constantly get farmed by small PvP gangs in 6vdt.

I hear warping archons to belts without cyno fuel is pure win: Fail Hot Drop

I'm really confused... are TEST Goons pets or are the Goons TEST pets..

Wow they really are bad.

how do they even manage to hold space?

if they just login a titan, you scan it down and scram it - and they do nothing to you - then they log out you only have 1 minute.

It's a good thing you're a null pilot because your understanding of aggression would get you killed in hisec. There are three (3) things in error in that sentence.

Yes, we really are that bad. But sometimes this happens:
http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_related&kll_id=298608

Edit: You'll have to copy/paste the link.

9 scimis va 2 basi, you whelped a crapfleet.

They have mostly armor BS and bring basis? really...

You didn't get a great victory, you just beat up the neeighborhood kid with down's syndrome.

Wow they really are bad.

how do they even manage to hold space?

Yes, we really are that bad. But sometimes this happens:
http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_related&kll_id=298608

Edit: You'll have to copy/paste the link.

LEAVE TEST FATAL ASCENSION ALONE THEY ARE IMPORTANT BECAUSE THEY ARE SKILLED STRATEGIC PLAYERS WHO CLAIMED SPACE ON THEIR OWN BLUED AND MIMIC GOONS!!

You mean you outblob someone and still take some losses? Still bad.

The problem is that no matter how hard TEST try to be the Goons, you can't be the Goons because Goons are already the Goons.

lol, obvious troll is obvious

it's not our fault the only ppl to actually try and do something out here brought a ****-fit-fleet & 12b for us to kill

Actually, TEST has no respect because they want to be goons. Serioulsy, who wants to be goons.

Im active on Reddit and have been since before Dreddit/TEST came into being. The way TEST acts isn't like it is on Reddit, it's more like they're trying really hard to be goons. It's why I didn't bother joining Dreddit in the past.

9 scimis va 2 basi, you whelped a crapfleet.

They have mostly armor BS and bring basis? really...

You didn't get a great victory, you just beat up the neighborhood kid with down's syndrome.

The funny part of all this is somebody thought invading Providence would be fun or at least interesting. Nobody puts up a big fight for Provi and why would you? Nobody goes to Provi for thunderdome. That's just stupid. Ask Raiden. or NC. how their pvp experience was in there. Ask Red Alliance or White Noise about the "raging war" in Provi. Who wants to lose a bunch of ships for the worst space in EVE? WIS needs custom t-shirts. "I went to fight in Provi and all I got was this shirt".

I'm sure all those big alliances have SOME form of intel that might have warned the pilots who went to "invade" Provi. " You will be bored. You will be blue-balled. You will do little more than grind sov.". Should have named this the LOLwar or the WTFwar.

Are you talking about TEST or the Provi bloc?

Out of all the faggots blue to Goons, I think it is safe to say Fatal Ascension are the worst, Zagdul successfully with every post makes the alliance worse.

im sure the day they get reset and kicked is around the corner and im willing to bet even their BFFs will welcome the eviction

I liked the part where the PL poster said CVA is full of high SP players and acted as though the 4500+ alliance with the 9k+ blues is the underdog.

That part was very funny, a very good troll. Learn from that man.

Once Providence flips fully, which should happen well before the end of the year, only -A- coalition entities will control sov 0.0 that isn't in the hands of the Goon/DRF cartel. The blockade of sov-0.0 by the strongest NIP-fest in EVE's history is almost complete. The game stagnation will make Florida swamps seem lovely.

Confirming that

1) TEST = GOON PETS

2) TEST hasn't done anything worthwhile ever

3) TEST has hired PL to do its dirty work because we are terrible and can't do anything without help from another alliance

4) Anyone from lowsec who has their head screwed on right can solo any fleet commanded by a TEST member

5) TEST has no honoure and is full of 300lb nolifers who pay eve 24/7 and command bot armies consisting of at least 5 tengus

6) En'emu is a TEST cap FC

7) AlphaCATS and WelpCATS (Fleets consisting of Maelstroms or hurricanes) are the worst fleet doctrine in the game

8) TEST is nothing but a bunch of attention whores trying to stay relevant

To be fair, it didn't start as a invade provi campaign, we went to shoot Chribba's station, now thats done we're not sure what to actually do with ourselves.

You think your being smart by saying things that TEST aren't, but they are goon pets and they are attention seeking whores, what other reason would there be to attack Chribba?

*braces for TEST rage*