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Average Space Elf Bad Investment Choices Space Violets 1	Posted - 2014.09.06 00:37:00 - [1] - Quote Hail friends, and well met! Welcome to Space Men and Space Mer alike, though this place was built for elfs. What makes a space elf, you might ask? I offer myself as a humble example. My real name is unimportant; I have chose this moniker so that others may look upon me and know what it means to be a an Space-Elfin Edenite. So welcome, welcome, a thousand times welcome. Pull up a space chair, sip a space elf space wine, and feel free to "let loose" and "kick back" and whatever other sayings the space men say to mean simply "have a good time".
Average Space Elf Bad Investment Choices Space Violets 1	Posted - 2014.09.06 00:42:00 - [2] - Quote Don't be shy; Space Elfs don't bite.
Deitra Vess Dead Men Rising Circle-Of-Two 37	Posted - 2014.09.06 00:54:00 - [3] - Quote uh........... huh?
Average Space Elf Bad Investment Choices Space Violets 2	Posted - 2014.09.06 01:03:00 - [4] - Quote Hello friend! I see that you yourself are not a space elf, but thank's for stopping by nonetheless. If you happen to know any space elfs, please point them in this direction.
Deitra Vess Dead Men Rising Circle-Of-Two 37	Posted - 2014.09.06 01:07:00 - [5] - Quote ya....... what exactly defines a space elf dare I ask? Can't really point them your way if I don't know after all....... ya......
Average Space Elf Bad Investment Choices Space Violets 2	Posted - 2014.09.06 01:10:00 - [6] - Quote Again, I can only point to myself as an average specimen. The subtle nuances of elfery are best left unexplained to the un-elfin. I hope you understand.
Deitra Vess Dead Men Rising Circle-Of-Two 37	Posted - 2014.09.06 01:12:00 - [7] - Quote right....... if I see you I'll send you your direction
Average Space Elf Bad Investment Choices Space Violets 2	Posted - 2014.09.06 01:13:00 - [8] - Quote Many thanks! Here, have some space elf space wine, on the house, for being the first customer and also being friendly and also for your neat tats.
Deitra Vess Dead Men Rising Circle-Of-Two 37	Posted - 2014.09.06 01:17:00 - [9] - Quote thanks...
Anabella Rella Gradient 1756	Posted - 2014.09.06 02:15:00 - [10] - Quote I thought the plural form of elf was elves? When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Average Space Elf Bad Investment Choices Space Violets 2	Posted - 2014.09.06 02:33:00 - [11] - Quote WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THE SPACE ELVES. But you, you, Anabella... for a moment I thought that you were also an elf. It was not until you brushed the hair away from your face (for the merest of moments) that my heart was broken. Perhaps you have some elfin heritage? Perhaps you are drawn to elfin cultural practices, even subconsciously. No matter. You, too, get the finest wine of my kin.
Deitra Vess Dead Men Rising Circle-Of-Two 37	Posted - 2014.09.06 02:59:00 - [12] - Quote just a stupid question but... uh..... where are you guys from.... exactly?
Average Space Elf Bad Investment Choices Space Violets 2	Posted - 2014.09.06 03:15:00 - [13] - Quote Not a stupid question; not a stupid question at all; in fact, it is one of the defining aspects of the elfs. I myself do not know, nor will I bore you with the multitude of theories, but they run about as crazy-to-mundane as you'd expect (jove offshoot, wormhole mutants, regular mutants, confused spacemen, etc).
Average Space Elf Bad Investment Choices Space Violets 2	Posted - 2014.09.06 03:20:00 - [14] - Quote But now is not the time for boring old science and conjecture, now is time to eat, drink and be merry! Pour the space wine! Let it flow!
Elmund Egivand Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic 70	Posted - 2014.09.06 03:37:00 - [15] - Quote Anabella Rella wrote: I thought the plural form of elf was elves? Elfs, if you follow the classic fantasy literature. I thought they are all snobs and some specimens would call us all monkeys and unleash horrifying psychic might against us and see exactly what we will be doing centuries from now before we even thought to do it?
Anabella Rella Gradient 1758	Posted - 2014.09.06 05:34:00 - [16] - Quote I'm so confused... Maybe I should just have some drinks and try not to over think this. When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Jinari Otsito Otsito Mining and Manufacture 751	Posted - 2014.09.06 05:40:00 - [17] - Quote dafuq Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.
Deitra Vess Dead Men Rising Circle-Of-Two 37	Posted - 2014.09.06 06:28:00 - [18] - Quote I don't get it either.... takes sip of wine
Average Space Elf Bad Investment Choices Space Violets 2	Posted - 2014.09.06 06:39:00 - [19] - Quote Hmm. There is really nothing to "get", and certainly no long term machinations of the sort to which Mr. Egivand so cleverly alluded (he's so very clever, clever, clever). The space elfs of New Eden are a scattered and rare people; this is merely a place for elfs, elf-enthusiasts, and none-of-the-aboves to meet and be merry. As evidenced by dear Ms Otsito's reaction, for one! But I forget my manners! Space wine for all!
Karynn Denton Clan Katanga Caravan 256	Posted - 2014.09.06 07:25:00 - [20] - Quote Somebody once told me that drugs were bad for my elf... Karynn Denton Caravan Master Drug-dealing, frigate-fighting, Rifter-rolling Thukkervixen
Deitra Vess Dead Men Rising Circle-Of-Two 37	Posted - 2014.09.06 07:25:00 - [21] - Quote well, I mean no offense, I just know nothing of your little group. Being cryptic about it isn't exactly sheding Any light on it, which in turn isn't exactly helping the situation... I'm sure I'm not the only one confused by what exactly your group is or what your goals are.,...
Rodj Blake PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 1757	Posted - 2014.09.06 08:06:00 - [22] - Quote I must confess that my knowledge of elfs isn't great, but aren't they meant to be servants of the Deceiver? And also, aren't they meant to have pointy ears so that we can tell them apart from proper people? Where are your pointy ears? Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori.
Jinari Otsito Otsito Mining and Manufacture 752	Posted - 2014.09.06 08:08:00 - [23] - Quote This is going to turn out to be one of those weird sex things, isn't it? I'll bet it's a weird sex thing. Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.
Synthetic Cultist Church of The Crimson Saviour 385	Posted - 2014.09.06 08:30:00 - [24] - Quote Jinari Otsito wrote: This is going to turn out to be one of those weird sex things, isn't it? I'll bet it's a weird sex thing. Earlobes are Erogenous. I do not Know of any Function for Pointy Ears. The Scriptures only mention Earlobes. I have not Heard of Space Elfs Before this Thread.
Average Space Elf Bad Investment Choices Space Violets 2	Posted - 2014.09.06 09:40:00 - [25] - Quote Karynn Denton wrote: Somebody once told me that drugs were bad for my elf... You were misled.
Average Space Elf Bad Investment Choices Space Violets 2	Posted - 2014.09.06 09:45:00 - [26] - Quote Deitra Vess wrote: well, I mean no offense, I just know nothing of your little group. Being cryptic about it isn't exactly sheding Any light on it, which in turn isn't exactly helping the situation... I'm sure I'm not the only one confused by what exactly your group is or what your goals are.,... When you're a space elf you're naturally inclined towards secrecy. This is far more visible than usual; I'm far more comfortable frolicking in space forests than cooped up inside a space station, I assure you. The draw... however... the possibility of finding others, has been enough to drag me from my space elf space shell. I'm not quite sure what you mean by "group"... space elfs? We are not nearly organized enough to have group goals (other than the aforementioned frolicking and merryment). If you mean Bad Investment Choices, well, the name is right there on the space tin. I can think of few worse investment choices than opening a space club for the most minor of space minorities!
Average Space Elf Bad Investment Choices Space Violets 2	Posted - 2014.09.06 09:46:00 - [27] - Quote Rodj Blake wrote: I must confess that my knowledge of elfs isn't great, but aren't they meant to be servants of the Deceiver? And also, aren't they meant to have pointy ears so that we can tell them apart from proper people? Where are your pointy ears? You're thinking of space elves. WE DON'T SPEAK OF THE SPACE ELVES.
Average Space Elf Bad Investment Choices Space Violets 2	Posted - 2014.09.06 09:50:00 - [28] - Quote Synthetic Cultist wrote: Jinari Otsito wrote: This is going to turn out to be one of those weird sex things, isn't it? I'll bet it's a weird sex thing. Earlobes are Erogenous. I do not Know of any Function for Pointy Ears. The Scriptures only mention Earlobes. I have not Heard of Space Elfs Before this Thread. Weird sex thing? I must admit that I had not originally planned for such activities in the council club, and I sincerely doubt we're zoned for it. This will take some research, I think.
Jandice Ymladris Aurora Arcology 817	Posted - 2014.09.06 09:52:00 - [29] - Quote The only Elf I know is DarkElf, and he was a legendary outlaw, a notorious pirate who ransomed other capsuleers, raided & plundered their wreckages after he shot them in case of refusing ransoms. He used to be a big thing when I was recently graduated, a capsuleer that instilled fear & dread into others, yet he was also known for his honesty in honoring ransoms. This 'Elf-Club' seems to be lightyears separated form his legacy. Goody glittery elfs... dang, if the man could see you lot, he'd line you up and pod each one of you, repeatedly, on account of soiling his DarkElf legacy. Sansha's Nation intensifies attacks!-á -á-áAmarr Militia Auction is a success!
Average Space Elf Bad Investment Choices Space Violets 2	Posted - 2014.09.06 09:56:00 - [30] - Quote You piqued my curiosity, and I have looked up this "DarkElf". Not an elf. Not even close. 0% elf. Could not possibly be further from a space elf. It seems as if he were a perfectly fine brigand, though, and many an elf have found success and legend in that pursuit. Perhaps that's why he adopted the name? For honouring the elf space adventuring tradition, I raise my glass to DarkElf. Cheers!

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