He's quite a cute elf.
How do elf/non-elf relationships work?

Levels of eccentricity here. But I'm curious, since you're posting here in the IGS, you're also a capsuleer? What made you decide to do that? Did you get that done enrolling in the CAS or is that some kind of artifact?

Just like any other relationship in this cold, distant present. Through rigorous and sustained experimentation in college I can assure you there are no hardware incompatibilities.

But you should already know that, being a hybrid. Tell me, which of your progenitors was a elf?

People used to ask me what I have against the bodymodding community in the Federation.

This is exactly the sort of thing I'd use as an example. The ones who get an ear pointed or an eye slanted or a tail added or their nails turned into something resembling claws, and then act as if or outright claim it makes them some whole new goddamned species.

The hell is this thread?

Ah I suspect my mother was, my father was entirely to serious to be one.

The hell is this thread?

The result of the moral degeneracy we see throughout much of the cluster.

Amarr spacemen don't like wine? What a pity.

The result of the moral degeneracy we see throughout much of the cluster.

Interesting! Very interesting. It is often said in the space elf community that a space eflin father will pass on more traits than a space elfin mother, yet here you stand before me more space elf than not. Perhaps the sayings are wrong? Perhaps it is the echo of ancient space-elf patriarchy, from which I'd like to think we've since moved on? Hmm. A fine specimen, one way or another.

I do lament your lost elfsight, though. I can only imagine how difficult it must be to be born elfblind.

Are there any... extraordinary space elfs? I mean, you being an average one and all. Any abysmal ones?

I doubt this statement holds any truth. The Amarr produce among the finest wines in the Eden cluster & are a desired export product for many.

I have always believed that the patriarchy, elf or not, needs to be crushed. It is a backwards social construct that only brings oppression where minds should be free and all should be equal.

As for being elfblind, are there such things as elf guide dogs, or other favourable animals?

I'll drink to that!




This is just so sad. You could try a space dragon, if you could find one.

There are no space dragons. There are, however, massive specimens of rogue drones, or so the rumour goes.

The extraordinary space elfs pass into legend, and are rightly revered and worshiped. I believe you spacemen call them "gods"?

Abysmal space elfs? Surely they exist, but I can't recall ever meeting one.

Sounds like blasphemy.

Think about it, what if God is a space elf... doesn't say anywhere that he isn't, does it?

There are no space dragons. There are, however, massive specimens of rogue drones, or so the rumour goes.

This is what happens when rookie capsuleers balance on that 5m3 of drugs yelling over the Summit:

"This is more drop than i could take in a thousand lifetimes!"

(which did indeed happen, though I am not sure if I am quoting the correct narcotic.)

That's easy to check. According to the Scriptures the Amarr adhere to, they are Gods Chosen. From this follows that either all Amarr are Space-Elfs (else they wouldn't be the Chosen), or God isn't a space-Elf.

By lack of enthousiasm from the Amarr delegation in this discussion, I have to conclude that the Amarr God is no Space-Elf.