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Sammie MacWinters
Gradient
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Posted - 2015.01.08 09:31:50 -
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Why is this thread still getting posts? |
Average Space Elf
Hole Violence
Whole Squid
66
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Posted - 2015.01.08 09:42:03 -
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Sammie MacWinters wrote:Why is this thread still getting posts?
I assume that is a spaceman way of saying, "why does the club keep getting guests?" The answer, of course, is the ambiance and warm welcome atmosphere of the sort usually only found amongst happy drunken elfs. 
I'm sharing it with you, spacemans. Drink of it.  |
Average Space Elf
Hole Violence
Whole Squid
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Posted - 2015.01.08 09:45:12 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Hail friend
I am currently looking for a companion to accompany me on a grand adventure to defeat the dreaded Space Dragon "Huando" of the Venal region
I cannot guarantee your safety my friend...But you of the mystic Elf race is exactly the kind of brother in arms i need for this great feat
I can promise you a phat pile of gold lewt from the Dragon's POS as well as my sacred Nova Axe..a sacred weapon forged in the Factory of Jita 4-4 handed down from generations of fat lazy CEOs
Will you join me friend? So, roleplaying night on Friday, Jita 4-4 again? Can't you choose a more quiet place for our meets?
Oh how delightful! I tried my hand at "role playing" during my time at CAS.
I'm not very good at it, I fear. I'm not lacking for imagination, but the blatant inaccuracies in the source material is often too much to overcome.  |
Average Space Elf
Hole Violence
Whole Squid
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Posted - 2015.01.08 09:46:40 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Hail friend
I am currently looking for a companion to accompany me on a grand adventure to defeat the dreaded Space Dragon "Huando" of the Venal region
I cannot guarantee your safety my friend...But you of the mystic Elf race is exactly the kind of brother in arms i need for this great feat
I can promise you a phat pile of gold lewt from the Dragon's POS as well as my sacred Nova Axe..a sacred weapon forged in the Factory of Jita 4-4 handed down from generations of fat lazy CEOs
Will you join me friend?
I am very much a lover and not at all a fighter. I shall sing your song and pour libations for your journey and for your health. Good luck, Spaceman, good luck! |
Average Space Elf
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Posted - 2015.01.08 09:51:21 -
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3ll3 wrote:
If Space Dwarfs exist then do they have the same grudge against you as those in mythology do against elven kind?
I've given it some thought, and I must admit I was entirely too dismissive of the possibility, initially.
"Space Dwarf" has to be a contradiction, because Dwarfs or of the (and close to) the ground, but that in itself is an intriguing thought.
Perhaps Space Dwarfs are those that have found themselfs on an asteroid?
If you're up for it, I'd like to hear your thoughts on the matter, and I know just the thing to get the creative juices flowing.*
* (wine) |
Average Space Elf
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Posted - 2015.01.08 10:30:55 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Dragon
I promised you a song. This is what I have so far:
Fly swiftly, hero, fly,
and in your spaceship go
to mystic Venal lands
to face the fierce "Huando"
Sleep soflty, children, sleep,
and dream of vessels gold
with hard-won Dragon loot
within their cargo hold
Sing freely, Maidens, sing
lay out the vic'try feast
for Foley Ab'ras Jones
will slay the wicked beast!
(In theory I should save the last verse until after the quest, but I'm not sure that the metre shift adequately captures the change in tone and could use some feedback before it's actually performed).
Weep now, spacemans, weep
Hoist not the vict'ry flagon
For Foley Ab'ras Jones
was eaten by The Dragon. |
Utari Onzo
13.
Enigma Project
100
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Posted - 2015.01.08 12:42:22 -
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It would seem I have finally found who stole my secret stash of Quafe and Crash. I would ask for it back, but it would seem the Op consumed it all.
New York, Paris, Peckham, Jita
13. is recruiting
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Average Space Elf
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Posted - 2015.01.08 23:19:26 -
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Utari Onzo wrote:It would seem I have finally found who stole my secret stash of Quafe and Crash. I would ask for it back, but it would seem the Op consumed it all.
Quafe can be combined with an equal portion of crimson wine to make a surprisingly palatable drink that I avoid as if it were a plague.
Good luck finding your Crash. |
Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation
Heiian Conglomerate
84
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Posted - 2015.01.14 15:28:53 -
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Average Space Elf wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Hail friend
I am currently looking for a companion to accompany me on a grand adventure to defeat the dreaded Space Dragon "Huando" of the Venal region
I cannot guarantee your safety my friend...But you of the mystic Elf race is exactly the kind of brother in arms i need for this great feat
I can promise you a phat pile of gold lewt from the Dragon's POS as well as my sacred Nova Axe..a sacred weapon forged in the Factory of Jita 4-4 handed down from generations of fat lazy CEOs
Will you join me friend? So, roleplaying night on Friday, Jita 4-4 again? Can't you choose a more quiet place for our meets? Oh how delightful! I tried my hand at "role playing" during my time at CAS. I'm not very good at it, I fear. I'm not lacking for imagination, but the blatant inaccuracies in the source material are often too much to overcome.
I know not of this "Roleplay" you speak of
Is it some sort of Spell you elves know? Can it defeat it Space Orcs? If so then you would be a valuable asset in conquering the mighty beast!
You should really consider joining me!
*Rolls for persuasion boost*
*Rolls 5*
**** |
Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
284
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Posted - 2015.01.15 01:11:46 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Average Space Elf wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Hail friend
I am currently looking for a companion to accompany me on a grand adventure to defeat the dreaded Space Dragon "Huando" of the Venal region
I cannot guarantee your safety my friend...But you of the mystic Elf race is exactly the kind of brother in arms i need for this great feat
I can promise you a phat pile of gold lewt from the Dragon's POS as well as my sacred Nova Axe..a sacred weapon forged in the Factory of Jita 4-4 handed down from generations of fat lazy CEOs
Will you join me friend? So, roleplaying night on Friday, Jita 4-4 again? Can't you choose a more quiet place for our meets? Oh how delightful! I tried my hand at "role playing" during my time at CAS. I'm not very good at it, I fear. I'm not lacking for imagination, but the blatant inaccuracies in the source material are often too much to overcome. I know not of this "Roleplay" you speak of Is it some sort of Spell you elves know? Can it defeat it Space Orcs? If so then you would be a valuable asset in conquering the mighty beast! You should really consider joining me! *Rolls for persuasion boost* *Rolls 5* ****
What did I say about rolling for persuasion checks? Use the red dice and say some prayers to the Random-Number-Goddess before rolling!
- Would very much love to cobble anyone who insinuates that I am a loyalist in the head with a 125mm calibre Fusion round.
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Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation
Heiian Conglomerate
85
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Posted - 2015.01.15 16:10:40 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Average Space Elf wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Hail friend
I am currently looking for a companion to accompany me on a grand adventure to defeat the dreaded Space Dragon "Huando" of the Venal region
I cannot guarantee your safety my friend...But you of the mystic Elf race is exactly the kind of brother in arms i need for this great feat
I can promise you a phat pile of gold lewt from the Dragon's POS as well as my sacred Nova Axe..a sacred weapon forged in the Factory of Jita 4-4 handed down from generations of fat lazy CEOs
Will you join me friend? So, roleplaying night on Friday, Jita 4-4 again? Can't you choose a more quiet place for our meets? Oh how delightful! I tried my hand at "role playing" during my time at CAS. I'm not very good at it, I fear. I'm not lacking for imagination, but the blatant inaccuracies in the source material are often too much to overcome. I know not of this "Roleplay" you speak of Is it some sort of Spell you elves know? Can it defeat it Space Orcs? If so then you would be a valuable asset in conquering the mighty beast! You should really consider joining me! *Rolls for persuasion boost* *Rolls 5* **** What did I say about rolling for persuasion checks? Use the red dice and say some prayers to the Random-Number-Goddess before rolling!
**** that, last time I prayed to that ***** I got my demon slaying badass with 80 million strength killed by a low level space rat
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
287
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Posted - 2015.01.15 17:06:25 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
**** that, last time I prayed to that ***** I got my demon slaying badass with 80 million strength killed by a low level space rat
Oh dear. You are so going to get a critical failure for your next roll.
- Would very much love to cobble anyone who insinuates that I am a loyalist in the head with a 125mm calibre Fusion round.
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Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation
Heiian Conglomerate
85
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Posted - 2015.01.15 17:14:23 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
**** that, last time I prayed to that ***** I got my demon slaying badass with 80 million strength killed by a low level space rat
Oh dear. You are so going to get a critical failure for your next roll.
Oh im prepared,
Got my level 96 Intern with a COMPLETE Amarrian slaver gear set which halfs all effects of a critical failure roll
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Average Space Elf
Hole Violence
Whole Squid
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Posted - 2015.01.16 09:40:49 -
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Dice? No.
A riding crop, some handcuffs, assorted costumery, but not dice.
I have no idea what you spacemans are talking about. |
Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
291
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Posted - 2015.01.16 10:03:43 -
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Average Space Elf wrote:Dice? No.
A riding crop, some handcuffs, assorted costumery, but not dice.
I have no idea what you spacemans are talking about.
It's roleplaying.
Also, Foley, did you remember to at least put points into constitution this time?
- Would very much love to cobble anyone who insinuates that I am a loyalist in the head with a 125mm calibre Fusion round.
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Luna Hanaya
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
26
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Posted - 2015.01.16 11:25:06 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
**** that, last time I prayed to that ***** I got my demon slaying badass with 80 million strength killed by a low level space rat
Oh dear. You are so going to get a critical failure for your next roll. Oh im prepared, Got my level 96 Intern with a COMPLETE Amarrian slaver gear set which halfs all effects of a critical failure roll
Mr. Aberas Jones, you got level 96 Intern with Amarrian gear, but can you cite all scriptures by heart?
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Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation
Heiian Conglomerate
85
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Posted - 2015.01.16 15:22:51 -
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Luna Hanaya wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
**** that, last time I prayed to that ***** I got my demon slaying badass with 80 million strength killed by a low level space rat
Oh dear. You are so going to get a critical failure for your next roll. Oh im prepared, Got my level 96 Intern with a COMPLETE Amarrian slaver gear set which halfs all effects of a critical failure roll Mr. Aberas Jones, you got level 96 Intern with Amarrian gear, but can you cite all scriptures by heart?
My Level 96 intern is a atheist!
Also Yeah i been buffing constitution like it was going out of style
Just need to get my ring of Justice in order to get my Spirit skill up enough to get enough mana to start using Master arcane spells |
Luna Hanaya
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
26
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Posted - 2015.01.16 16:13:13 -
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To get your Spirit you should stop relaying on heresies and spells, and stop being atheist, and let the God to lead you!
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Lets show CCP that there are many roleplayers still here, and we want more Live Events!!
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Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation
Heiian Conglomerate
85
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Posted - 2015.01.16 16:22:06 -
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No thats fail RP
Yous ee, my Level 96 intern use to be a normal god following amarrian but then the magic space taco god came down from he heavens and showed the universe that he was actually the true god and that the Amarrian god was fasle
Given this was smoking gun evidence that god was just a taco, my level 96 Intern then went on to defeat god by covering him with minmatar hotsuace, his one weakness of course
Then he ate the ******* god taco and became a level 2 intern
And that is why he is a atheist as there is no go.d..he ate him |
Luna Hanaya
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
26
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Posted - 2015.01.16 18:01:48 -
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No, that's heretical RP and it must be prohibited by Theology Council!
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If you are a roleplayer, or want to learn about roleplay, please join "Out of Character" and "Intergalactic Summit" channels in game,
Lets show CCP that there are many roleplayers still here, and we want more Live Events!!
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Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation
Heiian Conglomerate
85
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Posted - 2015.01.16 18:39:39 -
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Luna Hanaya wrote:No, that's heretical RP and it must be prohibited by Theology Council!
They already know
In fact we got a council member (Who I will not name) playing with us who plays a badass level 261 Minmatar freedom fighter |
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