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DB Preacher
Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.08.04 08:58:00 -
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Edited by: DB Preacher on 04/08/2006 09:00:42 The Downplay
Crivens I have frigate flying alts in s-u dying in free frigates and newbie ships to bob. You should see the gang chat we're having out here, we're competing to get killed the most and not even discussing the game whilst filling your killboards with worthless ships.
Mulletstation We're the fat kids in eve that could be mildly retarded but noone knows for sure so the teacher has to call the parents every now and then hoping they'll admit it and put them in the special class, and goddamnit, you just took our candy bar.
The Mittani BoB is in Syndicate, and we're fighting them tooth and nail with our Atrons and Executioners of doom.
The Dream
Thomas McMiner Oh kind sir, please don't sit around hour after hour after hour staring at a bubblecamp in unconquerable NPC space while we are off enjoying ourselves elsewhere. What ever will we do?
Aupre Fahrenson Many members of BoB are self-fellating half-wits.
Remedial We will keep Syndicate, of course, Syndicate will always be ours.
The Fear
Vahl It would be a serious blunder to haphazardly charge headfirst into Syndicate and BoB's superior firepower while still in the middle of a tactical withdrawal from XZH don't you think? Perhaps we are regrouping and formulating a plan instead of going off half*****ed and playing right into BoB's hands. While we were gone BoB moved in and has the entire system camped. While kamikaze tactics are indeed a mainstay of ours wholesale suicide for absolutely no gain is not. You will get your fight in SU, but its going to be on our time when we are ready, so you sit there and have fun watching a bubble and wait for us, and like it.
Crivens I have tens of ships in s-u and I can come and get them anytime. There's no need for me to hurry back.
Alexi Kalashnikov Goons don't want Syndicate. With BoB, it's like "we know he's there, we know they're trying to get us to fight, but we don't have a quarrel with them: so why fight?".
Calenth I think a small coterie of trolls & upper-echelon directors have shamelessly manipulated most of you.
Mulletstation ARGHHHHHH MY IMPLANTS, MY ROOMMATE DIDN'T CHANGE MY iMPLANTS.
The Reality
The war between Swarm overmind and Band of Brothers is coming to an end. The Orchard has retracted the war against Band of Brothers. The war will be declared as being over after approximately 24 hours.
The war between Tadakastu-obata corporation and Band of Brothers is coming to an end. The Orchard has retracted the war against Band of Brothers. The war will be declared as being over after approximately 24 hours.
The war between The Orchard and Band of Brothers is coming to an end. The Orchard has retracted the war against Band of Brothers. The war will be declared as being over after approximately 24 hours.
The war between Man Train Inc. and Band of Brothers is coming to an end. Man Train Inc. has retracted the war against Band of Brothers. The war will be declared as being over after approximately 24 hours.
The Results
S-U Results
GoonSwarm Losses to BoB in S-U since we arrived. Assault Frigate= 2 Battlecruiser = 2 Battleship = 2 Bomber = 1 Capsule = 664 Covert Ops Frigate = 1 Cruiser = 15 Destroyer = 6 Frigate = 298 Heavy Assault Cruiser = 1 Industrial = 7 Interceptor = 5 Noobie Ship = 171 Shuttle = 273
BoB Losses to GoonSwarm in S-U since we arrived. None.
The Conclusion
GoonSwarm are afraid to engage us in thier own territory. Like so many before them they have gone on the offensive in another territory while we dismantle their homeland.
War Fatigue is showing already with a drop in the number of suicide pilots into S-U. They told us they love it but they don't appear to be loving it very much right now.
Shortly we will begin the removal of every pos in syndicate.
The Goons 0.0 dream is over.
dbp
Caldari Alliance PVP Championship Winner Current RKK Ranking: (PSCAL6) Proficient Short Tanto
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Ranstaton
GoonWaffe GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.04 09:00:00 -
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How long has it been since we got out of xzh?
dbp
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ParMizaN
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.08.04 09:07:00 -
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Keep it up guys, and i think that may have been the best kill ratio ever
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Maverick McDougel
Shiva Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2006.08.04 09:08:00 -
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wow nice starts,
congrats on a job well done. to bad there were so many shuttles it probably cost you more in ammo to kill them than they cost the goons to buy. why would they be flying around in so many shuttles i do not understand.
Originally by: Svett 2006.07.27 17:24 May the gods of lag favor us in the upcomming battles, and may Remedial find his way to weight watchers.
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Kyguard
LFC 3rd Front Alliance
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Posted - 2006.08.04 09:09:00 -
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Ugh, too long to read ===
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Kayl Breinhar
Gallente GoonWaffe GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.04 09:10:00 -
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Wow, a chestbeating thread, after ISD saw fit to lock the last one.
Jesus Christ - I seriously think BoB's secret weapon (since we don't really care to give them the 3pm-at-the-flagpole-style bully fight they want) is to whip us into such a rabid forum frenzy that ISD is forced to ban the whole corp.
HEY! Get this straight. We don't care how much isk you have, we don't care that you're flying T2/Factioned HACs, we're just not playing your game, nor do we ever really *wish* to. We're playing Goons in Space! You've got three regions - go play Masters of the Universe.
We'll be by to give you your fight in about 12 months and play Skeletor, 'kay?
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DB Preacher
Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.08.04 09:11:00 -
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Originally by: Kyguard ...
Ugh, too long to read
Start from the bottom and read backwards then you lazy monkey :p
dbp
Caldari Alliance PVP Championship Winner Current RKK Ranking: (PSCAL6) Proficient Short Tanto
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Sinlare
Gallente Sinlare Auditorium
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Posted - 2006.08.04 09:11:00 -
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Originally by: Kyguard ...
Ugh, too long to read
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DB Preacher
Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.08.04 09:12:00 -
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Originally by: Kayl Breinhar HEY! Get this straight. We don't care how much isk you have, we don't care that you're flying T2/Factioned HACs, we're just not playing your game, nor do we ever really *wish* to.
Yet you still take time to reply.
I think you care.
dbp
Caldari Alliance PVP Championship Winner Current RKK Ranking: (PSCAL6) Proficient Short Tanto
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Kyguard
LFC 3rd Front Alliance
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Posted - 2006.08.04 09:12:00 -
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Originally by: DB Preacher
Start from the bottom and read backwards then you lazy monkey :p
dbp
I did just that ===
God is on the side with the best arti |
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Degaal Valen
Amarr GoonWaffe GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.04 09:12:00 -
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Is this the thread where the party is?
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Herberge
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.04 09:14:00 -
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No, please, don't dismantle our POSs in Syndicate!
dbp
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looMin uS
Minmatar KONG Glomerate
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Posted - 2006.08.04 09:14:00 -
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Elvis said i was fat...
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Kayl Breinhar
Gallente GoonWaffe GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.04 09:14:00 -
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Originally by: ParMizaN Keep it up guys, and i think that may have been the best kill ratio ever
Yeah, I wonder how much the ammo BoB used to kill all those newbie frigates and such matched up to the amount of cheap ships killed.
Kill ratio indeed.
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Jon Ominor
Magellanic Itg GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.04 09:14:00 -
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Edited by: Jon Ominor on 04/08/2006 09:15:29
Originally by: Maverick McDougel wow nice starts,
congrats on a job well done. to bad there were so many shuttles it probably cost you more in ammo to kill them than they cost the goons to buy. why would they be flying around in so many shuttles i do not understand.
Because we knew BoB would congratulate themselves on destroying so many shuttles, which we knew would be funny. They did, and it was.
But man this post is funny. Seriously DB Preacher, we know you have an enormous ego to maintain. Does posting your illustrious killboard stats featuring the hundreds of shuttles you've blown up keep it inflated?
Originally by: DB Preacher
Originally by: Kayl Breinhar HEY! Get this straight. We don't care how much isk you have, we don't care that you're flying T2/Factioned HACs, we're just not playing your game, nor do we ever really *wish* to.
Yet you still take time to reply.
I think you care.
dbp
I'm reading these threads because I think they're completely hilarious actually
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Kayl Breinhar
Gallente GoonWaffe GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.04 09:15:00 -
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Originally by: DB Preacher
Originally by: Kayl Breinhar HEY! Get this straight. We don't care how much isk you have, we don't care that you're flying T2/Factioned HACs, we're just not playing your game, nor do we ever really *wish* to.
Yet you still take time to reply.
I think you care.
dbp
Nah, to a Goon, calling us out is like putting up one of those glowy bugzapper things.
Then we just keep licking the things until we pass out.
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Herberge
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.04 09:16:00 -
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Originally by: Kayl Breinhar Nah, to a Goon, calling us out is like putting up one of those glowy bugzapper things.
Then we just keep licking the things until we pass out.
This thread tastes ouchy.
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Jon Ominor
Magellanic Itg GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.04 09:17:00 -
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Originally by: Kayl Breinhar Nah, to a Goon, calling us out is like putting up one of those glowy bugzapper things.
Then we just keep licking the things until we pass out.
ARGH THAT IS NOT HOW YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DO IT, WHY CAN'T YOU DO IT THE RIGHT WAY
I'm going to sue you for using the bug zapper in an improper fashion!
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Floppy Disk
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.04 09:18:00 -
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You should probably read the rules DB:
Posting killmails, killboard links or screenshots of killboards will be considered as trolling or off-topic, and subject to removal or warning.
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Sinlare
Gallente Sinlare Auditorium
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Posted - 2006.08.04 09:18:00 -
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Originally by: Kayl Breinhar
Nah, to a Goon, calling us out is like putting up one of those glowy bugzapper things.
Then we just keep licking the things until we pass out.
Originally by: Kayl Breinhar
Heh. Actually, we're a very mature guild in the ranks, Kryztal. We've got a lot of post-graduates and professionals in the corp.
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Jon Ominor
Magellanic Itg GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.04 09:19:00 -
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Originally by: Sinlare
Originally by: Kayl Breinhar
Nah, to a Goon, calling us out is like putting up one of those glowy bugzapper things.
Then we just keep licking the things until we pass out.
Originally by: Kayl Breinhar
Heh. Actually, we're a very mature guild in the ranks, Kryztal. We've got a lot of post-graduates and professionals in the corp.
Conan O'Brien went to Harvard, what is that idiot doing dancing around on stage at 12:30 AM
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Herberge
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.04 09:19:00 -
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Originally by: Sinlare
Originally by: Kayl Breinhar
Nah, to a Goon, calling us out is like putting up one of those glowy bugzapper things.
Then we just keep licking the things until we pass out.
Originally by: Kayl Breinhar
Heh. Actually, we're a very mature guild in the ranks, Kryztal. We've got a lot of post-graduates and professionals in the corp.
You've obviously never been to a pychology postgrad seminar
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DeadDuck
Amarr DAB RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2006.08.04 09:20:00 -
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The results show what was the result of the Cloud Ring adventure to Goonswarm ... Total Exhaustion, they throw everything there and they lost almost everything there...
Now they have enemies knocking at the door and are completely unable to defend their home system. The fleet and the will to fight was wiped out in Cloud Ring, now the industry backbone is about to be destroyed in Syndicate
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Herberge
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.04 09:21:00 -
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Originally by: DeadDuck
The results show what was the result of the Cloud Ring adventure to Goonswarm ... Total Exhaustion, they throw everything there and they lost almost everything there...
Now they have enemies knocking at the door and are completely unable to defend their home system. The fleet and the will to fight was wiped out in Cloud Ring, now the industry backbone is about to be destroyed in Syndicate
What are you, CNN's Syndicate bureau chief?
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Scavok
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.04 09:22:00 -
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It's too bad XZH and S-U are the only two systems goons can play in :(
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Sinlare
Gallente Sinlare Auditorium
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Posted - 2006.08.04 09:24:00 -
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Originally by: Jon Ominor
Originally by: Sinlare
Originally by: Kayl Breinhar
Nah, to a Goon, calling us out is like putting up one of those glowy bugzapper things.
Then we just keep licking the things until we pass out.
Originally by: Kayl Breinhar
Heh. Actually, we're a very mature guild in the ranks, Kryztal. We've got a lot of post-graduates and professionals in the corp.
Conan O'Brien went to Harvard, what is that idiot doing dancing around on stage at 12:30 AM
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DeadDuck
Amarr DAB RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2006.08.04 09:25:00 -
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Originally by: Herberge
Originally by: DeadDuck
The results show what was the result of the Cloud Ring adventure to Goonswarm ... Total Exhaustion, they throw everything there and they lost almost everything there...
Now they have enemies knocking at the door and are completely unable to defend their home system. The fleet and the will to fight was wiped out in Cloud Ring, now the industry backbone is about to be destroyed in Syndicate
What are you, CNN's Syndicate bureau chief?
No, I'm a guy that was in XZH for one month and saw what happen there and is guessing what is about tho happen in Syndicate
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Fred0
Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2006.08.04 09:25:00 -
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Originally by: Kayl Breinhar [Yeah, I wonder how much the ammo BoB used to kill all those newbie frigates and such matched up to the amount of cheap ships killed.
What you fail to realise is that an increased amount of Goons are getting frustrated and fail to see the point in logging on. Since we came back from Deklein and BOB went after you, you look like a deck of cards that have simply vanished.
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OriaZ
Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.08.04 09:26:00 -
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Yay, nice numbers.
/me gets back to the S-U screen, and fits a couple extra "BNC Modified Sensor Boosters".
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Trac3rt
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.04 09:29:00 -
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Edited by: Trac3rt on 04/08/2006 09:32:53 Edit: Best not to respond to flaimbait
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