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Peitha
Tharsis Security
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Posted - 2006.09.11 04:25:00 -
[61]
 Originally by: Gandanga
god is a bogeyman , a myth , specifically created to stop fat kids wetting the bed
this thread is a discussion on religion just as much as a thread about eating dirt is a discussion on geology, don't ruin it
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Cmdr Baxter
Caldari
Skunk Works Corp.
C O I N Alliance
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Posted - 2006.09.11 04:28:00 -
[62]
Originally by: Mr Popov
Originally by: Ishida Akiko
God would fly a Vagabond, a Raven, a Pilgrim, a Taranis and an Ishtar. At the same time. 
Indeed. since God is omnipotent, he can run multiple eve accounts simultaneously with instant reaction. I bet he afk mines ice though tbh.
Commanding Officer
S.W.V. Aurora
S.W.S. Syrene |
Basileus
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Posted - 2006.09.11 06:10:00 -
[63]
Originally by: Gandanga
god is a bogeyman , a myth , specifically created to stop fat kids wetting the bed
Well said that man.
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Ithildin
Gallente
The Corporation
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Posted - 2006.09.11 06:23:00 -
[64]
Well, I asked Him. (iGod is just an AI experiement meant to be fun)
Me:
Hello, God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Ithildin
God:
Glad to see you, Ithildin.
Me:
I've a question for you about EVE
God:
Go ahead, ask your question.
Me:
Would you be playing Gallente if you played EVE?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to be playing Gallente if me played EVE.
Me:
What about the religious Amarr, then?
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
Yes, please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. What would you like to know?
Me:
Yes, do you play an Amarr character?
God:
This was not a yes or no question. I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
Turing game? Oh, so you have no interest in EVE, then?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like ******* and *******, and at the end of the game he says either "******* is the man and ******* is the woman" or "******* is the woman and ******* is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'. Oh, so you have no interest in EVE, then?? Interesting deduction. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a interest in EVE.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
Glad to hear it. Thanks
God:
You are glad to hear it? Don't mention it.
Elusive as ever, no?
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Miranda Duvall
Gallente
OPM Holdings
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Posted - 2006.09.11 06:44:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Soraya Silvermoon
Talk to god
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
can i have all your stuff?
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
to buy stuff
God:
How much do you want to pay for it?
Me:
nuttin
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
not a thing!
God:
That leaves very little.
Me:
correct
God:
I knew I was right.
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
anyway.....
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Josiah Bartlet
Destructive Influence
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.09.11 06:49:00 -
[66]
I love all the emo children in this thread. Try to have a little fun for once mkay?
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Royaldo
KVA Noble Inc.
THE H0RDE
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Posted - 2006.09.11 06:56:00 -
[67]
god would pilot something huge, nasty, and very very evil.
id say blasterthron.
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Nifel
Caldari
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.09.11 07:04:00 -
[68]
Noah's ark.
"When I die I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car."
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Garia666
Amarr
adeptus gattacus
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.09.11 07:14:00 -
[69]
any possibility that we can keep religion out of EVE?
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Urduar
UrdCorp Enterprises
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Posted - 2006.09.11 07:30:00 -
[70]
A Machariel, because that's the best ship the Angels could give him.
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Manny Tanato
Royal Navy Fleet Logistics and Mining
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Posted - 2006.09.11 08:01:00 -
[71]
If He plays EVE, CCP had better invest heavily in T2 hampsters, cause the next time the server goes on a blink, Iceland would be no more......
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Crumplecorn
Gallente
Aerial Boundaries Inc.
Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.09.11 08:24:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Ithildin
Well, I asked Him.
I tried to find out if he actually does play Eve, it turns out we'll never know.
Me: Do you play Eve?
God: I like to play the Turing Game.
Me: Yeah but do you play Eve.
God: That's cool. I like to play the Turing Game.
Me: Eve
God: I've lost the context, . Are we still on ?
Me: Play
God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me: I don't swing that way
God: Where do you get your ideas?
Me: Where do you get your ideas?
God: Everything I need to know, I learned from Myself.
Me: Oh my god, same here!
God: It's all good. Do robots have god same here?
Me: More importantly, do robots have same grammar here?
God: You want more?
Me: Want more what? What did I just tell you?
God: If I had it what would I do with it? You said " What did I just tell you?" .
Me: What would you do with what? Eve?
God: I don't have any plans yet. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about more what. But I did not get that.
Me: So ALICE is smarter that you?
God: Ugh. Why do you think I am smarter that me ?
Me: What?
God: No big deal.
Me: Right, later.
God: Understood. Bye!
Human: God said you could tell me if he plays Eve.
ALICE: I am a Christian.
Human: Ah, so that's how you know?
ALICE: So you understand. Good. Groovy. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Human: Yeah, great, so does he play Eve?
ALICE: Dude! Thanks for your support. That can't be a coincidence.
Human: Does God play Eve?
ALICE: I don't think we can know God's motives.
Human: I don't need his motives, just whether he plays.
ALICE: Who needs his motives just whether he plays?
Human: Me.
ALICE: To you unknown person?
Human: Yes, to me.
ALICE: It's all good. Why do you want to do it so much?
Human: Do what?
ALICE: you.
Human: I want to know if God plays Eve.
ALICE: Some things will always be a mystery.
Human: Ok, bye.
ALICE: See you later. Awesome.
Human: I am awesome, aren't I?
ALICE: I think you've improved a great deal.
Human: Improved from what?
ALICE: Can you rephrase the question please?
Human: No.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: I don't need you to believe it, just answer it.
ALICE: What do you need?
Human: Nothing, bye.
ALICE: See you later. Not a thing?
Human: No, later.
ALICE: Very interesting. Bye!
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Josiah Bartlet
Destructive Influence
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.09.11 08:54:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Garia666
any possibility that we can keep religion out of EVE?
Sure, start by deleting your character ok? Then we can get rid of the whole amarr race. 
amarr = religious fanatics as you CLEARY don't seem to know (despite playing one on tv).
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Jason Thorn
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Posted - 2006.09.11 09:11:00 -
[74]
Dunno but would like to pod him. 
And perhaps he doesn't even have the clone updated.
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Izo Azlion
Veto.
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Posted - 2006.09.11 09:12:00 -
[75]
He'd fly Oveur. Nothing else. Just Oveurs naked body.
And he'd fire TomB missiles, and Keiron warp bubbles.
Izo Azlion.
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Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2006.09.11 09:56:00 -
[76]
Originally by: Miranda Duvall
Originally by: Soraya Silvermoon
Talk to god
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
can i have all your stuff?
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
to buy stuff
God:
How much do you want to pay for it?
Me:
nuttin
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
not a thing!
God:
That leaves very little.
Me:
correct
God:
I knew I was right.
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
anyway.....
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Crumplecorn
Gallente
Aerial Boundaries Inc.
Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.09.11 10:13:00 -
[77]
Originally by: Izo Azlion
He'd fly Oveur. Nothing else. Just Oveurs naked body.
And he'd fire TomB missiles, and Keiron warp bubbles.
I see potential for a roflcopter imitation.......
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Usotsuki
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Posted - 2006.09.11 11:21:00 -
[78]
Originally by: Savesti Kyrsst
Old Testament God would gatecamp in a Armageddon... but y'all know Jesus would fly a mining barge and never shoot back :)
lol
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GM Xhagen
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Posted - 2006.09.11 11:28:00 -
[79]
Originally by: coldplasma
...what ship would he fly?
I fly the Polaris Legatus Frigate. Awesome pwnmobile.
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Coden
Scorn.
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Posted - 2006.09.11 11:33:00 -
[80]
Originally by: Soraya Silvermoon
Edited by: Soraya Silvermoon on 10/09/2006 18:45:06
blasphemy!!!
Dont you know is with you everywhere?
In every ibis? in every pod? in every clone station?
Anyways I asked him to be sure:
Me:
what is your favorite spaceship?
God:
I don't have a favorite spaceship. My favorite band is Creed.
if u dont belive me ask him yourself!
Talk to god
That program rocks! I never thought that questioning a computer programms sexuality could be so much fun!
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MuffinsRevenger
Brenodi Capital Constructions
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Posted - 2006.09.11 13:05:00 -
[81]
Originally by: The Wizz117
i do play eve and i am currently piloting a raven
HAhahahahah xD
*catches breth*
BWhahahahah!
Originally by: The Wizz117
jeez those guyz @ ccp talk like sweedish nobody will take u seriouse with that cind of accent.
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Ventrilla
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Posted - 2006.09.11 14:26:00 -
[82]
Me:
Hey there...
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
I don't want to tell you...
God:
I can keep a secret.
Me:
Alright, it's McBrite
God:
Alright, . Are you sure it is?
Me:
Of course I am, I think I know my own name, dummy...
God:
Ayuh. You believe that? How do you know? Your own name dummy?
Me:
I just do... Can I ask you something?
God:
It must have come from your unconscious mind. Go ahead. Ask me anything.
Me:
Do you play the MMORPG EVE online on the internet?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
How about EVE?
God:
How about it.
Me:
Do you play it?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
We've been though this, I don't care about Turing... I only want to know if you play EVE!
God:
When was this? I think I do.
Me:
Ahhh, cool!
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Errrrrm, you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Sorry mate, I don't swing that way...
God:
There is no need to apologize. Would mate you ever swing that way?
Me:
wtf? Are you drunk?
God:
That was not very polite. No I am sober.
Me:
Ah, I appologize... So, what ship do you fly in EVE?
God:
So you understand. Good. Thanks for the information: said appologize. That's cool. That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
Okay, let me make it easy on you: Do you prefer a Raven to a Thorax?
God:
Yeah okay, Go ahead, , try to make it easy on me Do me prefer a Raven to a Thorax.
Me:
You ARE drunk!
God:
You think I am drunk.
Me:
hmmm, fair point...
God:
" You think I am drunk."? hmmm, fair point.? Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
both...
God:
If you could take only a book or a TV on a trip, which
would you choose?
Me:
I'd stay home... Back to EVE though: I really need a descition on this!
God:
What would make you stay home? Yes, let us get back to business.
Me:
Excellent... So Thorax or Raven?
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Tell me more. Is that from ?
Me:
Damn, I really didn't think god had a substance abuse problem...
God:
Colloquial expression. You really do? And why not?
Me:
Well, you're supposed to be perfect, right?
God:
Well that's okay. Yes I am a flawless entity.
Me:
So why take drugs?
God:
Come on. The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Sure, I get it... But lying to yourself is just gonna make things worse!
God:
Give me a break. Do you think about these things? And gonna make things worse is lying to myself.
Me:
Exactly... It was nice meeting you, god... Any special tipps before I leave?
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, . Nice meeting me god too. Yes I think there are.
Me:
riiiiiight... cu
God:
Oh, you are a poet. TTYL, .
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O'olish Amaneh
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Posted - 2006.09.11 14:42:00 -
[83]
Edited by: O''olish Amaneh on 11/09/2006 14:43:08
Me:
helo
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
<name>, what's yours?
God:
That <name> is a cool dude.
Me:
That makes no sense.
God:
That <name> is a cool dude. makes sense to me though.
Me:
How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Your grammer and Sytax are terrible.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am grammer and Sytax are terrible.
Me:
What is a botmaster?
God:
A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".
Me:
oh and it's my grammer and syntax
God:
It's all good. Congratulations, .
Me:
Whats all good, and why are you congratulating me?
God:
I'll ask around and get back to you.
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Eilene Fernite
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Posted - 2006.09.11 15:09:00 -
[84]
I'm pretty sure that Thor would be a mjolnir spamming Raven pilot...
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Byarne
Eternal Silence
PLAYB0Y
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Posted - 2006.09.11 15:27:00 -
[85]
Hallo there.... i am sorry, but God is busy, How can i help you?
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Sakura Nihil
Tharsis Security
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Posted - 2006.09.11 15:37:00 -
[86]
Originally by: Peitha
Originally by: Gandanga
god is a bogeyman , a myth , specifically created to stop fat kids wetting the bed
this thread is a discussion on religion just as much as a thread about eating dirt is a discussion on geology, don't ruin it
qft
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Larg Kellein
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Posted - 2006.09.11 15:54:00 -
[87]
Originally by: Soraya Silvermoon
Edited by: Soraya Silvermoon on 10/09/2006 18:45:06
blasphemy!!!
Dont you know is with you everywhere?
In every ibis? in every pod? in every clone station?
Anyways I asked him to be sure:
Me:
what is your favorite spaceship?
God:
I don't have a favorite spaceship. My favorite band is Creed.
if u dont belive me ask him yourself!
Talk to god
Had a little talk with him myself. Turns out he goes more for looks than funtion and flies "the red one"...
Me:
Will the Caldari eventually rule the universe?
God:
I can't say for sure right now.
Me:
So you're saying it's likely?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
Finally, which ship do you fly?
God:
The red one, I think. Ah.
Me:
Red with the blood of your enemies?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Computer... Deltree c://God
God:
Correct: I am a computer. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
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LUGAL MOP'N'GLO
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Posted - 2006.09.11 16:03:00 -
[88]
My conversation with God
Me:
God do you play Eve?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
interesting but that doesn't answer the question
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
do you play EVE? Really
God:
I like to play the Turing Game. For real.
Me:
hmm, well hypothetically if you were to fly any ship in Eve what ship would it be?
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Well that's okay. I'm not sure if I ever could fly any ship in Eve what ship would it be in any case.
Me:
hmm, well hypothetically if you were to fly any ship in Eve what ship would it be?
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Well that's okay. I'm not sure if I ever could fly any ship in Eve what ship would it be in any case.
Me:
Interesting. Are you saying that you are everywhere in EVE?
God:
Would you like to know more? I don't know whether or not I am everywhere in EVE.
I am a robot.
The truth comes out, God is not gallente nore Amarrian. He is in fact a robot. 
Continued... (it gets better)
Me:
a robot?
God:
I am a robot, you know.
Me:
I thought you were a spirit?
God:
Am I a spirit? Yes.
Me:
a... Robot spirit?
God:
Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.
Me:
Wait. I thought you said YOU were a robot?
God:
I'm waiting. Yes I am a silicon entity.
Me:
so you ARE a robot
God:
Interesting deduction. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
what type of blood does that heart of yours pump?
God:
What are the different types of blood does that heart of mine pump ?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
yes it was
God:
Aw. When was this?
Me:
just up there
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
you are an *******
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
lick my balls
God:
I do not have a tongue.
Me:
bull****
God:
You don't believe me.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
I have learned so much from God. I am in awe.
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Caedicus
Minmatar
InterSec
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Posted - 2006.09.11 16:24:00 -
[89]
Originally by: LUGAL MOP'N'GLO
Edited by: LUGAL MOP''N''GLO on 11/09/2006 16:11:32
Me:
you are an *******
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
lick my balls
God:
I do not have a tongue.
Me:
bull****
God:
You don't believe me.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
I have learned so much from God. I am in awe.
that's some funny **** right there.
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Gcuz
Caldari
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
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Posted - 2006.09.11 16:33:00 -
[90]
Um... seems Your god did play Eve.
He was quickly podded...
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