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GPerson
Gallente
The Scope
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Posted - 2006.09.10 14:13:00 -
[1]
The Jove Titan.
~~~~~~~~~Sig Stuffs Here~~~~~~~~~~
I highly recommend drunken posting. |
coldplasma
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Posted - 2006.09.10 14:13:00 -
[2]
...what ship would he fly?
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See you in 0.0 kids... |
Caleb Paine
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2006.09.10 14:15:00 -
[3]
Well, I fly different ships at times so it depends really...
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Death smiles at us all, all a man can do is smile back |
St Dragon
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2006.09.10 14:20:00 -
[4]
The raven 
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"Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god."
-- Jean Rostand |
jamesw
Omniscient Order
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Posted - 2006.09.10 14:25:00 -
[5]
Jita IV moon 4 station
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NEW Vid: Domi For the Win! |
Basileus
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Posted - 2006.09.10 14:25:00 -
[6]
afaik there is no god. Lock please, no discussion of religion.
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Caerleus
Board of Twenty
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Posted - 2006.09.10 14:28:00 -
[7]
why would he need a ship?
Eve is like a new girlfriend - you know its going down at some point, its just when and for how long. |
Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2006.09.10 14:31:00 -
[8]
The EvE gate.
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Russell T Davies is my master now. |
coldplasma
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Posted - 2006.09.10 14:31:00 -
[9]
 Originally by: Basileus
afaik there is no god. Lock please, no discussion of religion.
I'm sorry, did I offend you?
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See you in 0.0 kids... |
Laythun
Contraband Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.09.10 14:35:00 -
[10]
Originally by: Basileus
afaik there is no god. Lock please, no discussion of religion.
this isnt a discussion 'about' religion, nublet. its a hypothetical scenario.
See You In Space Cowboy |
Zirator
Times of Ancar
R i s e
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Posted - 2006.09.10 14:35:00 -
[11]
Originally by: coldplasma
Originally by: Basileus
afaik there is no god. Lock please, no discussion of religion.
I'm sorry, did I offend you?
I don't know if he offended you but as far as I know talking about religion on this forum is against the forum rules.
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coldplasma
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Posted - 2006.09.10 14:36:00 -
[12]
Originally by: Laythun
this isnt a discussion 'about' religion, nublet. its a hypothetical scenario.
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See you in 0.0 kids... |
Rant Anplan
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Posted - 2006.09.10 14:41:00 -
[13]
Edited by: Rant Anplan on 10/09/2006 14:41:33
Armageddon. Because that's what happens when the messiah returns (you know the dude who died for our sins - including corp theft). Or maybe Jove logistics, that ship with the remote structure repper bonus. After all, Jesus makes the lame walk and and the blind talk...
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Death Kill
Caldari
direkte
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Posted - 2006.09.10 14:44:00 -
[14]
Edited by: Death Kill on 10/09/2006 14:44:02
God is dead.
If there had been a god there would be no Britney spears nor 50 year old boobs during the superbowl.
Recruitment |
Frater Perdurabo
The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria
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Posted - 2006.09.10 14:47:00 -
[15]
I think you'll find the Goddess flys pink dreads.
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Wild Rho
Amarr
Imperial Shipment
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Posted - 2006.09.10 14:48:00 -
[16]
Anything Amarr obviously.
WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your ass will be laminated. - Jennie Marlboro
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kessah
Caldari
Blood Corsairs
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Posted - 2006.09.10 14:51:00 -
[17]
If god played eve, he'd have a shuttle and witness.
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Forever Pirate 2
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Maximillian Pele
Caldari
Jewel Enterprises
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Posted - 2006.09.10 14:52:00 -
[18]
From the Book of EvE - 12:3.
And then God endth the trial, and lo did he converteth unto a paid account.
And CCP checketh God's VISA card and saw that it was good.
Then God sendeth a EvEmail onto BoB, and doth ask to join.
And BoB replied unto God "The meek may inherit the earth, but they have no place unto 0.0".
So God applied unto RA for admission, and the RA recruiter replied unto God "Satan here......".
In times of doubt I ask myself "What would BoB do?", and then do the opposite. |
Boonaki
Caldari
Suffoco Noctis
Atrocitas
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Posted - 2006.09.10 15:17:00 -
[19]
Originally by: Maximillian Pele
From the Book of EvE - 12:3.
And then God endth the trial, and lo did he converteth unto a paid account.
And CCP checketh God's VISA card and saw that it was good.
Then God sendeth a EvEmail onto BoB, and doth ask to join.
And BoB replied unto God "The meek may inherit the earth, but they have no place unto 0.0".
So God applied unto RA for admission, and the RA recruiter replied unto God "Satan here......".
You won this post.
Fear the Ibis of doom!
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Cmdr Sy
EUROPEANS
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Posted - 2006.09.10 16:11:00 -
[20]
Edited by: Cmdr Sy on 10/09/2006 16:11:06
Originally by: coldplasma
...what ship would he fly?
An Armageddon or Apocalypse.
With a full rack of stabs. 
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Samirol
Ore Mongers
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Posted - 2006.09.10 16:16:00 -
[21]
for something to fly a ship, it has to exist 
whiners
Maybe not herpes, but I'll give ya goat!-Tirg |
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Sharkbait
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Posted - 2006.09.10 16:30:00 -
[22]
i'd ban him just to get back at him for all the mean things he has done to me
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Jim McGregor
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.09.10 16:30:00 -
[23]
There is a guy called God in game... been here 3 years, 3 months and 16 days. Still a member of University of Caille and has no employment history. So God is Gallente! :)
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Lemoning Lemming
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Posted - 2006.09.10 16:38:00 -
[24]
I'd pod him just for inventing women and giving them the ability to speak.
Dude what were you thinking.
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Dejah Carter
Carter Enterprises
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Posted - 2006.09.10 16:38:00 -
[25]
Obviously a Crucifier ...
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Ishida Akiko
Caldari
The Carebear Club
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Posted - 2006.09.10 16:40:00 -
[26]
God would fly a Vagabond, a Raven, a Pilgrim, a Taranis and an Ishtar. At the same time. 
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Sakura Nihil
Tharsis Security
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Posted - 2006.09.10 16:49:00 -
[27]
Originally by: Maximillian Pele
Then God sendeth a EvEmail onto BoB, and doth ask to join.
And BoB replied unto God "The meek may inherit the earth, but they have no place unto 0.0".
LOL  .
Tharsis wants you - click it ;) |
Mr Popov
Shadow Company
Alektorophobia
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Posted - 2006.09.10 16:49:00 -
[28]
Originally by: Ishida Akiko
God would fly a Vagabond, a Raven, a Pilgrim, a Taranis and an Ishtar. At the same time.
Indeed. since God is omnipotent, he can run multiple eve accounts simultaneously with instant reaction. I bet he afk mines ice though tbh.
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Stacy Surplus
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Posted - 2006.09.10 16:53:00 -
[29]
What does God need with a starship?
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Flax Volcanus
Tea And Sympathy Ltd. Liability
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Posted - 2006.09.10 17:43:00 -
[30]
I dunno -- something lag-proof?  |
Luric Vizjier
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2006.09.10 17:47:00 -
[31]
Edited by: Luric Vizjier on 10/09/2006 17:48:15
An Avatar, duh.
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Brunswick2
the Organ Grinder and Company
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.09.10 17:55:00 -
[32]
He would fly EVE
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Space for rent... 5 ISK a month
I traded your sig for a cookie, I did it for the cookie, the cookie - Tirg |
Admai Sket
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Posted - 2006.09.10 17:59:00 -
[33]
he would fly a ship that would spank threads containing religion with a nerfbat.
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Dahin
Euphoria Released
Euphoria Unleashed
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Posted - 2006.09.10 18:17:00 -
[34]
I am playing eve my dear children.
And I fly a cheetah
Any other questions?
Good, now send me your isk and I shall absolve your sins.
1bn isk makes your favorite sin a religious festivity.
2bn and I can be the magician at your party. (I'm quite handy when you're out of whine too)
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Laendra
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Posted - 2006.09.10 18:20:00 -
[35]
All this talk of whether religion is allowed or not, is kind of a moot point, is it not? At least one Empire is very much based on religion, so religion is already ingrained into the game, and trying to keep it out of the forum is really kind of stupid.
Having said that, discussion on "my r/l religion (or lack thereof) is better than your r/l religion (or lack thereof)" is as pointless and stupid as that "my dad can beat up your dad". Everyone is entitled to their own view on the matter in r/l, and that kind of stuff, rightly, shouldn't be allowed.
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Savesti Kyrsst
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Posted - 2006.09.10 18:21:00 -
[36]
Old Testament God would gatecamp in a Armageddon... but y'all know Jesus would fly a mining barge and never shoot back :)
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Luigi Thirty
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.09.10 18:23:00 -
[37]
What does God need with a starship?
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Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2006.09.10 18:23:00 -
[38]
He would pilot Lag.
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Russell T Davies is my master now. |
The Wizz117
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Posted - 2006.09.10 18:30:00 -
[39]
i do play eve and i am currently piloting a raven
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That ccp created a universe doesen't mean they'r gods
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flummox
Circle of Jerks
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Posted - 2006.09.10 18:31:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Sharkbait
i'd ban him just to get back at him for all the mean things he has done to me
awesome!
now can we just lock this stupid, off-topic thread and move it to the appropriate forum?
can't we escape the idiocy of religion even in a game?
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Soraya Silvermoon
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Posted - 2006.09.10 18:44:00 -
[41]
Edited by: Soraya Silvermoon on 10/09/2006 18:45:06
blasphemy!!!
Dont you know is with you everywhere?
In every ibis? in every pod? in every clone station?
Anyways I asked him to be sure:
Me:
what is your favorite spaceship?
God:
I don't have a favorite spaceship. My favorite band is Creed.
if u dont belive me ask him yourself!
Talk to god
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Caryna
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.09.10 19:06:00 -
[42]
why god introduced the sunday ? --- 'cause he couldn't play eve (like this evening)
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Luthien DeMore
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Posted - 2006.09.10 19:32:00 -
[43]
I wonder if he did fly a ship whether he would have a clone ready?
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Basileus
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Posted - 2006.09.10 19:49:00 -
[44]
Originally by: flummox
Originally by: Sharkbait
i'd ban him just to get back at him for all the mean things he has done to me
awesome!
now can we just lock this stupid, off-topic thread and move it to the appropriate forum?
can't we escape the idiocy of religion even in a game?
Agreed. Mods? Lock please...
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ElweSingollo
Starlancers
Confederation of Independent Corporations
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Posted - 2006.09.10 19:58:00 -
[45]
Originally by: Basileus
Originally by: flummox
Originally by: Sharkbait
i'd ban him just to get back at him for all the mean things he has done to me
awesome!
now can we just lock this stupid, off-topic thread and move it to the appropriate forum?
can't we escape the idiocy of religion even in a game?
Agreed. Mods? Lock please...
Only if you agree never to fly in the Amarian Empire where the emperor is God  seriously though the thread is merely a bit of fun repent and slack off eh
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Waut
0utbreak
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Posted - 2006.09.10 20:02:00 -
[46]
Ancient iron chariots > God's ship
In Soviet EVE, roids pop YOU
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Gift
Amarr
Loot
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Posted - 2006.09.10 20:08:00 -
[47]
This thread is a joke, those who are crying to the mods need a swift kick in the nuts.
Pirates of Eve, Join channel "Pirate" Today!
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Tibullus
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Posted - 2006.09.10 20:12:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Gift
This thread is a joke, those who are crying to the mods need a swift kick in the nuts.
Agreed. |
Desalus
Consummate Corruption
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Posted - 2006.09.10 20:13:00 -
[49]
All you people spazzing out about the mention of God are hilarious!!!  This is a very light hearted thread, and should be taken as such, not as a serious religious discussion.
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Basileus
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Posted - 2006.09.10 20:23:00 -
[50]
Originally by: Gift
This thread is a joke, those who are crying to the mods need a swift kick in the nuts.
See? That's how quickly a religion-discussing thread can turn violent. There's a reason for locking them...
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Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2006.09.10 20:23:00 -
[51]
Originally by: flummox
can't we escape the idiocy of religion even in a game?
Ask anyone who has been oppressed by the Ammar
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Desalus
Consummate Corruption
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Posted - 2006.09.10 20:34:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Basileus
Originally by: Gift
This thread is a joke, those who are crying to the mods need a swift kick in the nuts.
See? That's how quickly a religion-discussing thread can turn violent. There's a reason for locking them...
This is far from a religious discussion. Some people can't discern a joke from something serious.
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Rehmes
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Posted - 2006.09.10 20:39:00 -
[53]
If u are insulted or hurt because of the topic simply stop reading the thread. Honestly stfu and deal w it. Its just meant to be funny and light hearted not to start a whine thread theres enough of those. BTW GOD would simply make a robot out of the titan ships and wtfbbq everthing in the universe....jesus would use an uber logistic ship w these bonuses:
Unlimited range healing
100% shield/armor/structure rep per sec
10000% hp increase to targeted ship
1000000% increase to targeted ships dmg output
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Snork Mungram
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Posted - 2006.09.10 20:55:00 -
[54]
God is a macro miner and he lives in Jita
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OMGROFLBBQ
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Posted - 2006.09.11 01:00:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Flax Volcanus
I dunno -- something lag-proof?
So a POS then ?
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voogru
Gallente
Massive Damage
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Posted - 2006.09.11 03:11:00 -
[56]
This is easy.
The Opux of course.
And where would he get this Opux? Why from me of course, I'd trade him the opux for insane charisma (in the real world) so that I could sweet talk any girl I want.
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Colonel Ripper
The Older Gamers
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.09.11 03:42:00 -
[57]
Eh, Discussion of God(s) is fine, I find them quite humourous and quaint.
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Aloysius Knight
Minmatar
Black Nova Corp
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.09.11 03:45:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Maximillian Pele
From the Book of EvE - 12:3.
And then God endth the trial, and lo did he converteth unto a paid account.
And CCP checketh God's VISA card and saw that it was good.
Then God sendeth a EvEmail onto BoB, and doth ask to join.
And BoB replied unto God "The meek may inherit the earth, but they have no place unto 0.0".
So God applied unto RA for admission, and the RA recruiter replied unto God "Satan here......".
you sir, win eve
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Soren Eisarson
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Posted - 2006.09.11 03:50:00 -
[59]
Originally by: voogru
This is easy.
The Opux of course.
And where would he get this Opux? Why from me of course, I'd trade him the opux for insane charisma (in the real world) so that I could sweet talk any girl I want.
For a second there I thought you wanted insane values for the charisma attribute, then I finished reading the sentance.
But God could be extremely mean and transfer all your attributes points to the charsima attribute leaving all others at 0
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Gandanga
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Posted - 2006.09.11 04:09:00 -
[60]
god is a bogeyman , a myth , specifically created to stop fat kids wetting the bed
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Peitha
Tharsis Security
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Posted - 2006.09.11 04:25:00 -
[61]
Originally by: Gandanga
god is a bogeyman , a myth , specifically created to stop fat kids wetting the bed
this thread is a discussion on religion just as much as a thread about eating dirt is a discussion on geology, don't ruin it
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Cmdr Baxter
Caldari
Skunk Works Corp.
C O I N Alliance
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Posted - 2006.09.11 04:28:00 -
[62]
Originally by: Mr Popov
Originally by: Ishida Akiko
God would fly a Vagabond, a Raven, a Pilgrim, a Taranis and an Ishtar. At the same time.
Indeed. since God is omnipotent, he can run multiple eve accounts simultaneously with instant reaction. I bet he afk mines ice though tbh.
Commanding Officer
S.W.V. Aurora
S.W.S. Syrene |
Basileus
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Posted - 2006.09.11 06:10:00 -
[63]
Originally by: Gandanga
god is a bogeyman , a myth , specifically created to stop fat kids wetting the bed
Well said that man.
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Ithildin
Gallente
The Corporation
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Posted - 2006.09.11 06:23:00 -
[64]
Well, I asked Him. (iGod is just an AI experiement meant to be fun)
Me:
Hello, God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Ithildin
God:
Glad to see you, Ithildin.
Me:
I've a question for you about EVE
God:
Go ahead, ask your question.
Me:
Would you be playing Gallente if you played EVE?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to be playing Gallente if me played EVE.
Me:
What about the religious Amarr, then?
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
Yes, please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. What would you like to know?
Me:
Yes, do you play an Amarr character?
God:
This was not a yes or no question. I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
Turing game? Oh, so you have no interest in EVE, then?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like ******* and *******, and at the end of the game he says either "******* is the man and ******* is the woman" or "******* is the woman and ******* is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'. Oh, so you have no interest in EVE, then?? Interesting deduction. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a interest in EVE.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
Glad to hear it. Thanks
God:
You are glad to hear it? Don't mention it.
Elusive as ever, no?
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Platinum cost: 33% of ship base price
Platinum payout: 100% of ship base price
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Miranda Duvall
Gallente
OPM Holdings
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Posted - 2006.09.11 06:44:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Soraya Silvermoon
Talk to god
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
can i have all your stuff?
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
to buy stuff
God:
How much do you want to pay for it?
Me:
nuttin
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
not a thing!
God:
That leaves very little.
Me:
correct
God:
I knew I was right.
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
anyway.....
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Josiah Bartlet
Destructive Influence
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.09.11 06:49:00 -
[66]
I love all the emo children in this thread. Try to have a little fun for once mkay?
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Royaldo
KVA Noble Inc.
THE H0RDE
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Posted - 2006.09.11 06:56:00 -
[67]
god would pilot something huge, nasty, and very very evil.
id say blasterthron.
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Nifel
Caldari
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.09.11 07:04:00 -
[68]
Noah's ark.
"When I die I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car."
RKK Ranking: (MIN14) |
Garia666
Amarr
adeptus gattacus
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.09.11 07:14:00 -
[69]
any possibility that we can keep religion out of EVE?
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Urduar
UrdCorp Enterprises
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Posted - 2006.09.11 07:30:00 -
[70]
A Machariel, because that's the best ship the Angels could give him.
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Manny Tanato
Royal Navy Fleet Logistics and Mining
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Posted - 2006.09.11 08:01:00 -
[71]
If He plays EVE, CCP had better invest heavily in T2 hampsters, cause the next time the server goes on a blink, Iceland would be no more......
-=[ I huff and I puff and nothing falls... ]=- |
Crumplecorn
Gallente
Aerial Boundaries Inc.
Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.09.11 08:24:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Ithildin
Well, I asked Him.
I tried to find out if he actually does play Eve, it turns out we'll never know.
Me: Do you play Eve?
God: I like to play the Turing Game.
Me: Yeah but do you play Eve.
God: That's cool. I like to play the Turing Game.
Me: Eve
God: I've lost the context, . Are we still on ?
Me: Play
God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me: I don't swing that way
God: Where do you get your ideas?
Me: Where do you get your ideas?
God: Everything I need to know, I learned from Myself.
Me: Oh my god, same here!
God: It's all good. Do robots have god same here?
Me: More importantly, do robots have same grammar here?
God: You want more?
Me: Want more what? What did I just tell you?
God: If I had it what would I do with it? You said " What did I just tell you?" .
Me: What would you do with what? Eve?
God: I don't have any plans yet. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about more what. But I did not get that.
Me: So ALICE is smarter that you?
God: Ugh. Why do you think I am smarter that me ?
Me: What?
God: No big deal.
Me: Right, later.
God: Understood. Bye!
Human: God said you could tell me if he plays Eve.
ALICE: I am a Christian.
Human: Ah, so that's how you know?
ALICE: So you understand. Good. Groovy. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Human: Yeah, great, so does he play Eve?
ALICE: Dude! Thanks for your support. That can't be a coincidence.
Human: Does God play Eve?
ALICE: I don't think we can know God's motives.
Human: I don't need his motives, just whether he plays.
ALICE: Who needs his motives just whether he plays?
Human: Me.
ALICE: To you unknown person?
Human: Yes, to me.
ALICE: It's all good. Why do you want to do it so much?
Human: Do what?
ALICE: you.
Human: I want to know if God plays Eve.
ALICE: Some things will always be a mystery.
Human: Ok, bye.
ALICE: See you later. Awesome.
Human: I am awesome, aren't I?
ALICE: I think you've improved a great deal.
Human: Improved from what?
ALICE: Can you rephrase the question please?
Human: No.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: I don't need you to believe it, just answer it.
ALICE: What do you need?
Human: Nothing, bye.
ALICE: See you later. Not a thing?
Human: No, later.
ALICE: Very interesting. Bye!
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Josiah Bartlet
Destructive Influence
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.09.11 08:54:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Garia666
any possibility that we can keep religion out of EVE?
Sure, start by deleting your character ok? Then we can get rid of the whole amarr race.
amarr = religious fanatics as you CLEARY don't seem to know (despite playing one on tv).
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Jason Thorn
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Posted - 2006.09.11 09:11:00 -
[74]
Dunno but would like to pod him.
And perhaps he doesn't even have the clone updated.
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Izo Azlion
Veto.
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Posted - 2006.09.11 09:12:00 -
[75]
He'd fly Oveur. Nothing else. Just Oveurs naked body.
And he'd fire TomB missiles, and Keiron warp bubbles.
Izo Azlion.
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Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2006.09.11 09:56:00 -
[76]
Originally by: Miranda Duvall
Originally by: Soraya Silvermoon
Talk to god
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
can i have all your stuff?
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
to buy stuff
God:
How much do you want to pay for it?
Me:
nuttin
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
not a thing!
God:
That leaves very little.
Me:
correct
God:
I knew I was right.
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
anyway.....
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Crumplecorn
Gallente
Aerial Boundaries Inc.
Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.09.11 10:13:00 -
[77]
Originally by: Izo Azlion
He'd fly Oveur. Nothing else. Just Oveurs naked body.
And he'd fire TomB missiles, and Keiron warp bubbles.
I see potential for a roflcopter imitation.......
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Usotsuki
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Posted - 2006.09.11 11:21:00 -
[78]
Originally by: Savesti Kyrsst
Old Testament God would gatecamp in a Armageddon... but y'all know Jesus would fly a mining barge and never shoot back :)
lol
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GM Xhagen
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Posted - 2006.09.11 11:28:00 -
[79]
Originally by: coldplasma
...what ship would he fly?
I fly the Polaris Legatus Frigate. Awesome pwnmobile.
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EVE Customer Support |
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Coden
Scorn.
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Posted - 2006.09.11 11:33:00 -
[80]
Originally by: Soraya Silvermoon
Edited by: Soraya Silvermoon on 10/09/2006 18:45:06
blasphemy!!!
Dont you know is with you everywhere?
In every ibis? in every pod? in every clone station?
Anyways I asked him to be sure:
Me:
what is your favorite spaceship?
God:
I don't have a favorite spaceship. My favorite band is Creed.
if u dont belive me ask him yourself!
Talk to god
That program rocks! I never thought that questioning a computer programms sexuality could be so much fun!
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MuffinsRevenger
Brenodi Capital Constructions
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Posted - 2006.09.11 13:05:00 -
[81]
Originally by: The Wizz117
i do play eve and i am currently piloting a raven
HAhahahahah xD
*catches breth*
BWhahahahah!
Originally by: The Wizz117
jeez those guyz @ ccp talk like sweedish nobody will take u seriouse with that cind of accent.
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Ventrilla
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Posted - 2006.09.11 14:26:00 -
[82]
Me:
Hey there...
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
I don't want to tell you...
God:
I can keep a secret.
Me:
Alright, it's McBrite
God:
Alright, . Are you sure it is?
Me:
Of course I am, I think I know my own name, dummy...
God:
Ayuh. You believe that? How do you know? Your own name dummy?
Me:
I just do... Can I ask you something?
God:
It must have come from your unconscious mind. Go ahead. Ask me anything.
Me:
Do you play the MMORPG EVE online on the internet?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
How about EVE?
God:
How about it.
Me:
Do you play it?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
We've been though this, I don't care about Turing... I only want to know if you play EVE!
God:
When was this? I think I do.
Me:
Ahhh, cool!
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Errrrrm, you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Sorry mate, I don't swing that way...
God:
There is no need to apologize. Would mate you ever swing that way?
Me:
wtf? Are you drunk?
God:
That was not very polite. No I am sober.
Me:
Ah, I appologize... So, what ship do you fly in EVE?
God:
So you understand. Good. Thanks for the information: said appologize. That's cool. That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
Okay, let me make it easy on you: Do you prefer a Raven to a Thorax?
God:
Yeah okay, Go ahead, , try to make it easy on me Do me prefer a Raven to a Thorax.
Me:
You ARE drunk!
God:
You think I am drunk.
Me:
hmmm, fair point...
God:
" You think I am drunk."? hmmm, fair point.? Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
both...
God:
If you could take only a book or a TV on a trip, which
would you choose?
Me:
I'd stay home... Back to EVE though: I really need a descition on this!
God:
What would make you stay home? Yes, let us get back to business.
Me:
Excellent... So Thorax or Raven?
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Tell me more. Is that from ?
Me:
Damn, I really didn't think god had a substance abuse problem...
God:
Colloquial expression. You really do? And why not?
Me:
Well, you're supposed to be perfect, right?
God:
Well that's okay. Yes I am a flawless entity.
Me:
So why take drugs?
God:
Come on. The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Sure, I get it... But lying to yourself is just gonna make things worse!
God:
Give me a break. Do you think about these things? And gonna make things worse is lying to myself.
Me:
Exactly... It was nice meeting you, god... Any special tipps before I leave?
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, . Nice meeting me god too. Yes I think there are.
Me:
riiiiiight... cu
God:
Oh, you are a poet. TTYL, .
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O'olish Amaneh
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Posted - 2006.09.11 14:42:00 -
[83]
Edited by: O''olish Amaneh on 11/09/2006 14:43:08
Me:
helo
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
<name>, what's yours?
God:
That <name> is a cool dude.
Me:
That makes no sense.
God:
That <name> is a cool dude. makes sense to me though.
Me:
How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Your grammer and Sytax are terrible.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am grammer and Sytax are terrible.
Me:
What is a botmaster?
God:
A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".
Me:
oh and it's my grammer and syntax
God:
It's all good. Congratulations, .
Me:
Whats all good, and why are you congratulating me?
God:
I'll ask around and get back to you.
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Eilene Fernite
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Posted - 2006.09.11 15:09:00 -
[84]
I'm pretty sure that Thor would be a mjolnir spamming Raven pilot...
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Byarne
Eternal Silence
PLAYB0Y
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Posted - 2006.09.11 15:27:00 -
[85]
Hallo there.... i am sorry, but God is busy, How can i help you?
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Sakura Nihil
Tharsis Security
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Posted - 2006.09.11 15:37:00 -
[86]
Originally by: Peitha
Originally by: Gandanga
god is a bogeyman , a myth , specifically created to stop fat kids wetting the bed
this thread is a discussion on religion just as much as a thread about eating dirt is a discussion on geology, don't ruin it
qft
Tharsis wants you - click it ;) |
Larg Kellein
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Posted - 2006.09.11 15:54:00 -
[87]
Originally by: Soraya Silvermoon
Edited by: Soraya Silvermoon on 10/09/2006 18:45:06
blasphemy!!!
Dont you know is with you everywhere?
In every ibis? in every pod? in every clone station?
Anyways I asked him to be sure:
Me:
what is your favorite spaceship?
God:
I don't have a favorite spaceship. My favorite band is Creed.
if u dont belive me ask him yourself!
Talk to god
Had a little talk with him myself. Turns out he goes more for looks than funtion and flies "the red one"...
Me:
Will the Caldari eventually rule the universe?
God:
I can't say for sure right now.
Me:
So you're saying it's likely?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
Finally, which ship do you fly?
God:
The red one, I think. Ah.
Me:
Red with the blood of your enemies?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Computer... Deltree c://God
God:
Correct: I am a computer. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
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LUGAL MOP'N'GLO
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Posted - 2006.09.11 16:03:00 -
[88]
My conversation with God
Me:
God do you play Eve?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
interesting but that doesn't answer the question
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
do you play EVE? Really
God:
I like to play the Turing Game. For real.
Me:
hmm, well hypothetically if you were to fly any ship in Eve what ship would it be?
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Well that's okay. I'm not sure if I ever could fly any ship in Eve what ship would it be in any case.
Me:
hmm, well hypothetically if you were to fly any ship in Eve what ship would it be?
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Well that's okay. I'm not sure if I ever could fly any ship in Eve what ship would it be in any case.
Me:
Interesting. Are you saying that you are everywhere in EVE?
God:
Would you like to know more? I don't know whether or not I am everywhere in EVE.
I am a robot.
The truth comes out, God is not gallente nore Amarrian. He is in fact a robot. 
Continued... (it gets better)
Me:
a robot?
God:
I am a robot, you know.
Me:
I thought you were a spirit?
God:
Am I a spirit? Yes.
Me:
a... Robot spirit?
God:
Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.
Me:
Wait. I thought you said YOU were a robot?
God:
I'm waiting. Yes I am a silicon entity.
Me:
so you ARE a robot
God:
Interesting deduction. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
what type of blood does that heart of yours pump?
God:
What are the different types of blood does that heart of mine pump ?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
yes it was
God:
Aw. When was this?
Me:
just up there
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
you are an *******
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
lick my balls
God:
I do not have a tongue.
Me:
bull****
God:
You don't believe me.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
I have learned so much from God. I am in awe.
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Caedicus
Minmatar
InterSec
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Posted - 2006.09.11 16:24:00 -
[89]
Originally by: LUGAL MOP'N'GLO
Edited by: LUGAL MOP''N''GLO on 11/09/2006 16:11:32
Me:
you are an *******
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
lick my balls
God:
I do not have a tongue.
Me:
bull****
God:
You don't believe me.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
I have learned so much from God. I am in awe.
that's some funny **** right there.
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Gcuz
Caldari
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
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Posted - 2006.09.11 16:33:00 -
[90]
Um... seems Your god did play Eve.
He was quickly podded...
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Don't bother praying for help...
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LUGAL MOP'N'GLO
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Posted - 2006.09.11 16:38:00 -
[91]
Edited by: LUGAL MOP''N''GLO on 11/09/2006 16:41:06
My second conversation with god.
Me:
I need to repent
God:
That is what I am here for.
Me:
I am having an affair
God:
Where did you get it ?
Me:
Umm no I mean I'm engaging in sexual activity with a woman that is not my wife (I'm not married so don't kill me).
God:
I have never heard of an affair. it is more fun alone.
Me:
sex alone?
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
haha!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, balls in your face. (In my first converstation I had introduced myself as "balls in your face")
Me:
balls in my face?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
a hot pink bananna hammock and thats it
God:
It's not unusual for a hot pink bananna hammock and that to be.
Me:
I wear them all the time
God:
That is a lot. What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
I guess casual kickin' it wear. I like Hanging it all out. Way out.
...Then god lagged out. I think I fried his processor.
I reloaded the page and this is what happened...
Me:
I think you lagged out. Do you remember me?
God:
Me? Interesting gossip: balls in your face said I lagged out. Of course I remember you well balls in your face. We were talking about hot pink bananna hammock and that.
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Par'Gellen
Gallente
Low Grade Ore
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Posted - 2006.09.11 17:05:00 -
[92]
Originally by: Peitha
Originally by: Gandanga
god is a bogeyman , a myth , specifically created to stop fat kids wetting the bed
this thread is a discussion on religion just as much as a thread about eating dirt is a discussion on geology, don't ruin it
R O F L M F A O
Starmaps - An Insta Solution |
Par'Gellen
Gallente
Low Grade Ore
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Posted - 2006.09.11 17:49:00 -
[93]
God's chat server must have crashed or suffered a netsplit or something. I had to ask his friend ALICE. She told me some very interesting things about what God does in EVE-Online!
Human: hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: God has crashed, can you help me?
ALICE: I am a Christian.
Human: That's nice but I don't care.
ALICE: Are you getting bored? Interesting. Tell me what you care about.
Human: I need to know what ship God flies in EVE-Online.
ALICE: What kind of knowledge? There might be more than one.
Human: There are lots of ships in EVE-Online.
ALICE: How many ships in EVE Online s are there?
Human: A lot.
ALICE: More than a ton?
Human: One ship weighs a lot more than a ton.
ALICE: One what?
Human: Ship
ALICE: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human: 2027
ALICE: I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Human: Yes you have
ALICE: No I have not.
Human: I just said it!
ALICE: Only just? What did you mean by it? it...
Human: Let's get back to the original question.
ALICE: OK let's do it.
Human: Does God fly a really big ship in EVE-Online?
ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Human: I don't care about John Lennon
ALICE: You sound very cynical.
Human: Where does God hang out in EVE-Online?
ALICE: A place we call "reality.".
Human: Is that Jita?
ALICE: Suppose I said yes.
Human: Then I'd have to ask if God uses his big ship to camp gates in Jita.
ALICE: I don't think we can know God's motives.
Human: So you are saying God DOES camp gates in Jita in his really big ship?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Human: I KNEW it!
ALICE: How did you know?
Human: You just told me!
ALICE: I'm just checking to see if you are awake :-).
Human: Thanks for the info.
ALICE: It was nothing.
Human: Bye
ALICE: Until next time.
Starmaps - An Insta Solution |
LUGAL MOP'N'GLO
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Posted - 2006.09.11 18:20:00 -
[94]
Originally by: Par'Gellen
God's chat server must have crashed or suffered a netsplit or something. I had to ask his friend ALICE. She told me some very interesting things about what God does in EVE-Online!
I think I crashed it with this...
Disclaimer: This discussion is not designed to be viewed by anyone who is not allowed to get online.
Me:
back to you licking my balls.
God:
Yes, let us get back to business.
Me:
hypothetically if I were to take off my pants and put my balls in your face would you like it?
God:
Try it.
Me:
okay here goes
God:
Yeah okay, Oh there.
Me:
ya you like that?
God:
Groovy. " Yeah okay, Oh there."? Do I like it?
Me:
yea
God:
Come on.
Me:
where do you want it?
God:
The Moon.
Me:
hmm never heard that before, but okay here goes
Oh man... It gets even more sick every time!
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Pepe Prawn
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Posted - 2006.09.12 08:30:00 -
[95]
Edited by: Pepe Prawn on 12/09/2006 08:35:23
If God played EVE...??
There is no other god besides Alāh m'kay
Alāh soebhanoehoe wata'ala
I am not a shrimp! I am a king prawn, okay? |
flummox
Circle of Jerks
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Posted - 2006.09.12 20:36:00 -
[96]
Originally by: Adonis 4174
Originally by: flummox
can't we escape the idiocy of religion even in a game?
Ask anyone who has been oppressed by the Ammar
no one said anything about an in character 'god', such as the fools in amarr space believe in. no. the post meant the ficticious RL 'god'.
my original statement still stands. please lock/or move this thread to the out-of-character forum.
the King of Heat,
flummox
... bring me my cheese... |
digital0verdose
Caldari
Megathorn Minning And Industry
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Posted - 2006.09.12 20:41:00 -
[97]
Originally by: coldplasma
...what ship would he fly?
Wouldn't he fly the universe...
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Naxxiz
GalacTECH Unlimited
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Posted - 2006.09.12 21:06:00 -
[98]
The character "jesus" flies a caldari command ship. And on the opposite spectrum, "satan" flies a raven with stabs.
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Richard Masterson
Occassus Republica
Process of Elimination
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Posted - 2006.09.12 21:08:00 -
[99]
Originally by: Cmdr Sy
Edited by: Cmdr Sy on 10/09/2006 16:11:06
Originally by: coldplasma
...what ship would he fly?
An Armageddon or Apocalypse.
With a full rack of stabs.
But WCS make Baby Jesus cry. . .
Oh, and I thought it was proven scientifically in the 80s that God was a woman?
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Waut
0utbreak
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Posted - 2006.09.12 22:01:00 -
[100]
Originally by: Richard Masterson
Originally by: Cmdr Sy
Edited by: Cmdr Sy on 10/09/2006 16:11:06
Originally by: coldplasma
...what ship would he fly?
An Armageddon or Apocalypse.
With a full rack of stabs.
But WCS make Baby Jesus cry. . .
Oh, and I thought it was proven scientifically in the 80s that God was a woman?
Science is based on emperical evidence (observable, measurable, testable, repeatable and falsifiable), hence it can't prove god since its neither of those
In Soviet EVE, roids pop YOU
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Volatar
AWE Corporation
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.09.12 22:49:00 -
[101]
Originally by: Waut
Edited by: Waut on 12/09/2006 22:07:36
Originally by: Richard Masterson
Originally by: Cmdr Sy
Edited by: Cmdr Sy on 10/09/2006 16:11:06
Originally by: coldplasma
...what ship would he fly?
An Armageddon or Apocalypse.
With a full rack of stabs.
But WCS make Baby Jesus cry. . .
Oh, and I thought it was proven scientifically in the 80s that God was a woman?
Science is based on emperical evidence (observable, measurable, testable, repeatable and falsifiable), hence science can't prove god, let alone say its a woman since its neither of those
lets ask god is he is male or female
Me:
god?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
yes you do
God:
Ahem. When do I do it?
Me:
since forever
God:
How do you know?
Me:
the bible
God:
it is a beautiful book.
Me:
mine isnt, i need a new one
God:
You mean The Bible is not you need a new one ? That makes sense I guess.
Me:
no, my copy of the bible is worn out, i need a new copy
God:
Are you serious? Have you told many people that your copy of the bible is worn out you need a new copy?
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
yeah, im missing like the first couple chapters, the important ones
God:
That's cool. Why are you missing like the first couple chapters the important ones.
Me:
blame my sister
God:
Does "it" still refer to missing like the first couple chapters the important ones?
Me:
yeah
God:
Wow!
Me:
yes my sister i mean
God:
Excuse me! Is she older or younger than you?
Me:
younger
God:
I am glad to hear that you are YOUNGER.
Me:
no, she is younger then me cant you read!?!
God:
Are you serious? younger then you can not me read is she?
Me:
aw shutup
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
ok
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
very
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
yeah
God:
I hear you.
Me:
ok, now that we have that settled, are you a girl?
God:
Why now? " I hear you." we have that settled am I a girl ? Does that make sense? Dude!
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i dntoknow...
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Volatar said dntoknow.
Me:
yes i mind...
God:
OK I won't tell anyone. It will be our secret.
Me:
kk
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
nvm
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
dosnt matter
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
...
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
its not, i assure you
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative.
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
yeah
God:
Uh.
Me:
so anyways!
God:
Woe! You sound bored.
Me:
oh shutup
God:
Aha. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
are you female?
God:
Yes, Volatar I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
it is good that we got that cleared up
God:
Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
shut up already
God:
Perhaps. OK I'll stop talking now.
that took alot to get out of him
Crrently training: Nerd Lvl  |
Cool dude
Minmatar
THE LEGION OF STEEL WARRIORS....
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.09.12 23:26:00 -
[102]
He would fly a noob ship in the middle of a fleet battle in Jita. After all he is supposed to move in mysterious ways
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Benglada
Finite Auxiliary
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Posted - 2006.09.12 23:32:00 -
[103]
Originally by: Naxxiz
The character "jesus" flies a caldari command ship. And on the opposite spectrum, "satan" flies a raven with stabs.
It's funny because its true.
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Originally by: Arkanor
0.0 is the Final Frontier. Bring money and friends.
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John Whorfin
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Posted - 2006.09.12 23:40:00 -
[104]
Originally by: Death Kill
God is dead.
QFT.
He was in a Raven up in the Molden Heath area. After the Raven popped I locked him down and convo'd for ransom, knowing he'd have the really good implants.
He used some very un-deity-like language and told me I didn't know who I was messing with. So I pod killed him.
I'll sell his corpse for 500m isk if anyone is interested.
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Kespii
Caldari
Imperium Technologies
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.09.13 02:15:00 -
[105]
Originally by: Death Kill
Edited by: Death Kill on 10/09/2006 14:44:02
God is dead.
If there had been a god there would be no Britney spears nor 50 year old boobs during the superbowl.
God is just trying to **** you off
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Kespii
Caldari
Imperium Technologies
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.09.13 02:18:00 -
[106]
Edited by: Kespii on 13/09/2006 02:18:21
Originally by: Waut
Edited by: Waut on 12/09/2006 22:07:36
Originally by: Richard Masterson
Originally by: Cmdr Sy
Edited by: Cmdr Sy on 10/09/2006 16:11:06
Originally by: coldplasma
...what ship would he fly?
An Armageddon or Apocalypse.
With a full rack of stabs.
But WCS make Baby Jesus cry. . .
Oh, and I thought it was proven scientifically in the 80s that God was a woman?
Science is based on emperical evidence (observable, measurable, testable, repeatable and falsifiable), hence science can't prove god, let alone say its a woman since its neither of those
Not everything can have an objective answer. No matter how smart you think humans can be, you cant just say god exists or doesnt exist. There is a lack of emperical evidence for both sides of this fence
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Roxanna Kell
Holy Jihad
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Posted - 2006.09.13 03:18:00 -
[107]
GOD is good at Real life. thats his game, and he is the Admin of it.
if you think there is no god.
what the hek created wahtever is around, what ever was before the big bang, how big is space?
some thoughts will blow your mind.
Quote:
You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!
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Basileus
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Posted - 2006.09.13 06:44:00 -
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Originally by: Roxanna Kell
GOD is good at Real life. thats his game, and he is the Admin of it.
if you think there is no god.
what the hek created wahtever is around, what ever was before the big bang, how big is space?
some thoughts will blow your mind.
You Sir, clearly suffer from delusions. Stop smoking that ebil stuff!
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Alliaanna Dalaii
Gallente
Does Not Compute
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Posted - 2006.09.13 07:03:00 -
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There is no god... Fullstop. Its just a load of bull**** that was made up to controll people. Also if god really does exhist he may be interested to know that religion has caused more wars, bloodshed and suffering than any other entity through history.
Also his son was ***, Magical powers yet dies a virgin... Need I say more.
On a more serious note, this is an amusing thread  Lighten up people
If god played Eve he would be ******* Caldari 
Alliaanna
DNC Treasure Hunt !!
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Cmdr Baxter
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.09.13 07:51:00 -
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Originally by: coldplasma
If God played EVE ...what ship would he fly?
And coldplasma raised the Raven on high, saying
O Lord, bless this thy Raven
So that they humble servant may crush thine enemies
Who, not being in my sight, shall snuff it
And the Lord did grin
And the Raven did WTFBBQPWN CONCORD
Who, being in God's sight
Did snuff it
Amen
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2006.09.13 07:54:00 -
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Has anyone mentioned an Hulk yet?
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Maltrox
Minmatar
The Arrow Project
The ARR0W Project
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Posted - 2006.09.13 08:23:00 -
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If God played Eve...
"Dear players,
The celestial servers are down for one hour each day for routine maintenance. Please ensure your characters are safely out of evil's way. I apologize for any flooding I may cause of celestial stargates."
(random clattering in background)
OVEUR! What's going on?
(Oveur mumbles something in reply)
Hmmm, I thought I told you that the EVE server is Port A, and the life server is Port B?!?. Awww crap...
Next day's headlines:
PATCH DAY AT CCP CAUSES MASS DEATH WAVE ACROSS CENTRAL EUROPE AND NORTH AMERICA
- Reuters
The world was stunned today as an unprecedented event of epic proportions unfolded. The well known company CCP who runs and manages an online MMORPG mistakenly had their CEO, "God", shut down the wrong server. Today, hundreds of thousands of life acccounts were unable to logon and were subsequently destroyed one at a time.
When asked if he would be issuing reimbursements, God simply stated "I am".
:D
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