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ELECTR0FREAK
Eye of God
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2006.11.16 07:05:00 -
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Edited by: ELECTR0FREAK on 16/11/2006 07:06:45
Ouch, I can see just a bit of the Magical Realist in me.
:Wavy reminscent flashback:
"WTF, the Chimera is the same size of a Mammoth! And it can carry a Mammoth? How is that in any way realistic?!"
"Dude... the Caracal has more mass than the Maller. OMGWTF?!"
"I'd really like to see maneuvering thrusters... how in heck do the ships stop?"
"IMO, missile explosion velocity really would work best if it took into account whether the ship was flying INTO the explosion or not..."
etc...
Discoverer of the Missile Damage Formula |
Royaldo
KVA Noble Inc.
THE H0RDE
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Posted - 2006.11.16 08:45:00 -
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this is spot on. this and the southpark episode with wow.
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Jim McGregor
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.11.16 09:00:00 -
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Loved it (even though im a whiner myself sometimes). :)
Another pretty cool article: Dont hate the player
Us players are a special breed of people... :)
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Jim McGregor
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.11.16 09:04:00 -
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By the way...
The Power Craver - Gallente
The Majority Stockholders - Forum warrors like me :)
The Eternal Quitter - Well, you know who you are... 
One-Issue Poster - Amarr
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Hohenheim OfLight
Pegasus Mining and Securities
R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2006.11.16 09:06:00 -
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Rflo
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Gone but not forgotten
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Mirasta
Caldari
Enigma Enterprises
Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2006.11.16 09:16:00 -
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If i said i loled... i wouldent be lieing :S
Bookmarked for laterlols
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Irrilian
Eve University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2006.11.16 10:19:00 -
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A more general taxonomy: Flame warriors.
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Decadent Diva
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Posted - 2006.11.16 10:51:00 -
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The Emancipator
Sees the game as a titanic struggle between the evil expressive developers and the poor, downtrodden gamers. The evidence? Every rule and limitation in the game.
Sample Quote: "I don't see why I have to complete quests to get epic weapons! If I want my second-level Bumblefur Bard to wield the Deathsword of Arat'rak'k'k'k, that's my right! Quit telling me how to play!"
R&d and T2 lottery anyone? ^^
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Eldo Davip
Forum Moderator
Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2006.11.16 12:17:00 -
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ah exxxcellent. Someone need to re-word this to fit Eve.
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Nikita Fontaine
Caldari
g guild
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Posted - 2006.11.16 13:12:00 -
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Sample Quote: "The Pastry Elves' laugh should be less bubbly and more tinkly. Our giggle should remind you of gazing at the stars as a child, and our smile should make you think of the taste of honey on a cool spring morning."
that made me nearly **** myself laughing
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Naran Darkmood
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.11.16 13:12:00 -
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 Originally by: Pan Crastus
Moderately funny, but a bit misplaced, since a large number of complainers on eve-o complain about the lag and the bugs. Curiously, there seemed to be no witty way to ridicule them.
Programming expert
This guy realy knows how to make bug-free software, he even programmed something himself, either a tetris or he even was involed in a MMORPG gone backrupt.
Quote: "I reported this visualisation bug 5 times already and it's still not fixed! Stop adding content and fix the bugs first!"
Punishment: made to check a 20 volume dictonary for spelling mistakes which is to be printed tomorrow
Internet Guru
He knows everthing about network latency, bandwidth and routing.
Quote: "Since the last patch loading my character details takes 0.5 seconds longer. Can't they host their server decently?"
Punishment: Made to patch WoW Europe with a firewall active. (Patcher told me it would take 5 days  )
Originally by: Patch86
How ironic that "****" (polish) is filtered, but "arse" and "ass" are not. No polish swearing on these English language only forums, or bannage!
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evistin
Multiverse Corporation
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Posted - 2006.11.16 14:06:00 -
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The Power Craver
Wants only one thing -- more power with less effort. Any downgrade in power is infuriating. Any upgrade is insufficient.
Sample Quote: "You boosted the Sentry guns at gates!! How am I suppose to snipe harmless transports at 1000km away now"
Punishment: Forced to admit that no matter how powerful in the game, still sell his body for cash to play eve.
The Magical Realist
Doesn't understand what a "game" is. Constantly makes arguments based on what would be "realistic," even if the game is set in a fantasy world run by wizards and pixies.
Sample Quote: "You canÆt tell me the Titian canÆt shoot a Frigate!!! ThatÆs just so unreal!"
Punishment: Adjust his clone to Grade Alpha and pod him.
The Majority Stockholder
Seems to believe that $15 a month buys you a seat on the board of directors. Doesn't realize that a hundred thousand other people are ponying up the same amount.
Sample Quote: "For my 1 zillion post on why WCS should not be nerfed, because I really want to sill run away and be a solo pwn mobile."
Punishment: Forced to answer all GTC fraud sales by himself.
The Emancipator
Sees the game as a titanic struggle between the evil expressive developers and the poor, downtrodden gamers. The evidence? Every rule and limitation in the game.
Sample Quote: "Why canÆt I grind to increase my skill level, its STUPID I canÆt make my skills go up any faster! The Dev are ***** people who know nuts about MMO"
Punishment: Hand write and respond to every mail sent to [email protected]
The Eternal Quitter
Just comes on the forum to let everyone know he's quitting for good and to spend a dozen paragraphs explaining why. Then does it again three months later.
Sample Quote: "I am going to play wow guys, and **** you all"
Punishment: Give his 99 million SP character to a newbie to use.
One-Issue Poster
Only has one complaint, but posts about it 15 times a day. This is because nobody else cares.
Sample Quote: "Server has crashed AGAIN, CCP FIX THIS CRAP!!!"
Punishment: Have the player join an ammar corp involved in faction warfare.
The Lifestyler
Wants a bunch of cosmetic changes to a single type of character. Exhibits an eerie level
of identification with said character.
Sample Quote: "TomÆs ego is too small, it needs to be bigger"
Punishment: Character icon replaced with ô!ö permantly
The Deathmonger
Main complaint about the game is that you can't kill everything. Secondary complaint is that the things you can kill don't suffer enough.
Sample Quote: "I am really a nice guy, I just want to MDK all the newbies in the starting area, its just a great source of income for me, I make like 10 isk an hour."
Punishment: Have him PVP in a shuttle.
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Synapse Archae
Amarr
Solarflare Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2006.11.17 11:24:00 -
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The great thing about eve, is the deathmongers have nothing to complain about.
Example: Why cant I gank peoples battleships in jit...waaaiiit, I can! Cool!
Punishment for not realizing how awsome eve is: forced to play Hello Kitty Online.
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Originally by: The Knight
True, in fact...I think it was during the battle of the bulge when we first realized the Germans were using WCS. |
Benco97
Gallente
Multiverse Corporation
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Posted - 2006.11.17 11:35:00 -
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Oh dear.. i'm afraid I may be a combination of "one-issue poster" and "The Lifestyler".
I make posts regarding a particular ship that I really like and nobody cares ;.;
Head of the Fedo Appreciation Group and Registered Fedo breeder (Sig kindly supplied by Zurtur) |
Matrix Aran
Legio Immortalis
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Posted - 2006.11.17 12:29:00 -
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Oh if we can't sticky this thread than please just don't let it sink down the forum. This thread is so true right about now (You guys crying over whats left of your battlecruisers, you know who you are )
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Wrayeth
Tabula Rasa Systems
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2006.11.17 12:42:00 -
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-coughs-
Nothing to see here. Nope, nothing.
-Wrayeth
"Look, pa! I just contributed absolutely nothing to this thread!" |
Brolly
Caldari
The Department of Justice
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Posted - 2006.11.17 12:51:00 -
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lol, kinda brakes up the musky stink on the forums.
If I had ú1 for every intelligent comment posted in general discussion, I'd be hideously in debt |
DarkElf
Caldari
Euphoria Released
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Posted - 2006.11.17 13:27:00 -
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lol very good
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Detavi Kade
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Posted - 2006.11.29 20:16:00 -
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bump, for a much needed breather from all these post-revelations posts.
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Alowishus
Shadow Company
Alektorophobia
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Posted - 2006.11.29 20:32:00 -
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Unbelievably true. My favorites were the Eternal Quitter and the Majority Stockholder. Probably the two that can be applied to the Eve forums most often. So many times I see people say things like, "I'm not paying $15 a month to get griefed whenever I try to run L4 missions in lowsec!" Or howsabout, "if they nerf WCS, I quit!"
I wonder where I would fall? I mostly complain about the community rather than the game. I think the game is great, balanced and fun. I have no complaints worth mentioning. But as for the players, well, to be honest, I hate 99% of you. And I think most of you really, truly suck at Eve and probably life. The only reason I don't wish most players would up and quit is because then who would there be to "grief"? Someone creative please write a definition of the type of forum poster I am.
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