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Serenity Steele Rearden Steele Interstellar Starbase Syndicate	Posted - 2006.11.15 23:51:00 - [1] Edited by: Serenity Steele on 15/11/2006 23:52:02 Just read this article in Wired, and well, If no-one else does, I hope the GM's will get a laugh out of it: Complainers of the World Unite Eve Strategic Maps - Outpost Alert
Manus Ghostface Caldari Quantum Industries Prime Orbital Systems	Posted - 2006.11.15 23:53:00 - [2] Im a semi reformed Deathmonger. That city is well fortified which has a wall of men instead of brick. - Lycurgus

Karl Chroimcer Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department	Posted - 2006.11.15 23:53:00 - [3] Hillarious forum rules \| [email protected] Complainers of the World Unite

Kyguard Fire Mandrill Astrophobics	Posted - 2006.11.15 23:55:00 - [4] Edited by: Kyguard on 15/11/2006 23:56:08 Quote: The Eternal Quitter Just comes on the forum to let everyone know he's quitting for good and to spend a dozen paragraphs explaining why. Then does it again three months later. Sample Quote: "For real, this time." Punishment: Forced to actually quit. This is the best one. === It's great being Amarr, aint it?(tm) [Insert badass sig to match ego here]
Calisto Cody Minmatar The Black Swan Society	Posted - 2006.11.15 23:59:00 - [5] I knew an eternal quiter.. I guess i would be..The Magical Realist What makes a man? Is it the woman in his arms? Just 'cause she has big ***** Or is the way He fights everyday? No, it's probably the *****
Patch86 Di-Tron Heavy Industries Freelancer Alliance	Posted - 2006.11.16 00:02:00 - [6] Originally by: Wired News The Deathmonger Main complaint about the game is that you can't kill everything. Secondary complaint is that the things you can kill don't suffer enough. Sample Quote: "Why can't I make the baker watch me kill his wife and child, then force-feed their flesh to him until his stomach bursts? What is this, Barbie's Horse Adventure?" Punishment: To be determined, pending DNA analysis of freezer contents. I lol'd. -----------------------------------------------
Tao Han Caldari Perkone	Posted - 2006.11.16 00:14:00 - [7] Quote: If you play an online game that you enjoy, there's one surefire way to spoil the experience: read the forums on the official site. There you will find a vast underworld of lost souls keening their misery onto your screen. Seriously, this is so true its not even funny
murder one Gallente CRICE Corporation Lotka Volterra	Posted - 2006.11.16 00:15:00 - [8] Originally by: Patch86 Originally by: Wired News The Deathmonger Main complaint about the game is that you can't kill everything. Secondary complaint is that the things you can kill don't suffer enough. Sample Quote: "Why can't I make the baker watch me kill his wife and child, then force-feed their flesh to him until his stomach bursts? What is this, Barbie's Horse Adventure?" Punishment: To be determined, pending DNA analysis of freezer contents. I lol'd. yep, I'm a deathmonger. It's not that I like killing every FNA noob that I see, it's just that it's soooo easy.... (ok, maybe I like it a little) Because I said so...
Audri Fisher Caldari The Keep THE R0CK	Posted - 2006.11.16 00:16:00 - [9] Originally by: Patch86 Originally by: Wired News The Deathmonger Main complaint about the game is that you can't kill everything. Secondary complaint is that the things you can kill don't suffer enough. Sample Quote: "Why can't I make the baker watch me kill his wife and child, then force-feed their flesh to him until his stomach bursts? What is this, Barbie's Horse Adventure?" you forgeot best part.. The Deathmonger Main complaint about the game is that you can't kill everything. Secondary complaint is that the things you can kill don't suffer enough. Sample Quote: "Why can't I make the baker watch me kill his wife and child, then force-feed their flesh to him until his stomach bursts? What is this, Barbie's Horse Adventure?" Punishment: To be determined, pending DNA analysis of freezer contents. Punishment: To be determined, pending DNA analysis of freezer contents. Punishment: To be determines, pending DNA analysis of freezor contents
DubanFP Caldari	Posted - 2006.11.16 00:18:00 - [10] Originally by: Kyguard Edited by: Kyguard on 15/11/2006 23:56:08 Quote: The Eternal Quitter Just comes on the forum to let everyone know he's quitting for good and to spend a dozen paragraphs explaining why. Then does it again three months later. Sample Quote: "For real, this time." Punishment: Forced to actually quit. This is the best one. Agreed, but the magical Realist definately comes in a close second. "Why do ships have a max speed!? They should keep accellerating indefinately!!!" __________________________ Why babelfish is bad mmm k "which the night do not expect that it calls the primary education before becoming deformed inside"
MrShooter Caldari Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2006.11.16 00:24:00 - [11] Quote: The Majority Stockholder Seems to believe that $15 a month buys you a seat on the board of directors. Doesn't realize that a hundred thousand other people are ponying up the same amount. Sample Quote: "I've e-mailed the developers several times telling them that Fire Paladins should have the axe-throwing skill. They haven't changed it, but they're still taking my money!." Punishment: Forced to work customer service for an online game company. After reading all the "I'm entitled to this game feature change, I pay money, fix it" posts on the forums of many different MMOs, this made me laugh hard.
Dark Shikari Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2006.11.16 00:26:00 - [12] Oh so true -[23] Member- Awesome new space games site, from the editor of E-ON!
Irrilian Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2006.11.16 01:03:00 - [13] Whether they have an agenda or not, people complain and get into heated debates on forums because they are engaged with the game, they care about some emotional investment in it. Though you may find us a pain to deal with, its time to worry when there are no complaints.
Vazion	Posted - 2006.11.16 01:06:00 - [14] I'm sorry, I cannot take this seriously. As they do not have Forum ***** as an option. Therefore it is incomplete. Punishment? Posting limit.
Crumplecorn Gallente Aerial Boundaries Inc. Interstellar Starbase Syndicate	Posted - 2006.11.16 01:07:00 - [15] This should be a sticky, it's so true. Quote: Punishment: Sent to Sudan to experience first-hand what oppression actually feels like. ---------- IBTL \o/
evistin Multiverse Corporation	Posted - 2006.11.16 01:13:00 - [16] LOL..... ----------- Management and Leadership
Hectic Reikoku Band of Brothers	Posted - 2006.11.16 01:18:00 - [17] I like this one, Quote: The Majority Stockholder Seems to believe that $15 a month buys you a seat on the board of directors. Doesn't realize that a hundred thousand other people are ponying up the same amount. Sample Quote: "I've e-mailed the developers several times telling them that Fire Paladins should have the axe-throwing skill. They haven't changed it, but they're still taking my money!." Punishment: Forced to work customer service for an online game company.
Treelox Amarr Solar Storm Axiom Empire	Posted - 2006.11.16 01:23:00 - [18] lol beautiful the whole article needs to be on the first page of the new ISD forum mods manual. -- Signature edited - this is your last warning - Jacques
Admai Sket	Posted - 2006.11.16 01:27:00 - [19] Rofl. --------- NEED A SIG PLEASE.

Kaemonn Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department	Posted - 2006.11.16 02:19:00 - [20] I endorse this thread. forum rules \| [email protected]\| Eve-CCG You mean to tell me, theres a game that goes with the forums?

Admai Sket	Posted - 2006.11.16 02:41:00 - [21] Originally by: Kaemonn I endorse this thread. Wholeheartedly? --------- NEED A SIG PLEASE.
Leosian Caldari Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Mercenary Coalition	Posted - 2006.11.16 03:51:00 - [22] I love it and agree with it completely
Pan Crastus	Posted - 2006.11.16 03:53:00 - [23] Originally by: Serenity Steele Edited by: Serenity Steele on 15/11/2006 23:52:02 Just read this article in Wired, and well, If no-one else does, I hope the GM's will get a laugh out of it: Complainers of the World Unite Moderately funny, but a bit misplaced, since a large number of complainers on eve-o complain about the lag and the bugs. Curiously, there seemed to be no witty way to ridicule them.
Flesh Eater	Posted - 2006.11.16 04:51:00 - [24] I think Sticky status is in order...if it only makes a handful of whiners reconsider their posts, it will be worth it.
mazzilliu Caldari Sniggerdly	Posted - 2006.11.16 04:53:00 - [25] im a deathmonger. i pay 15 whole dollars every month and concord still doesnt let me pry open newbies pods and force feed them to the amarr wth do they think this is some fantasy sci fi space game... 1000% awesome guide to logging out

Karl Chroimcer Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department	Posted - 2006.11.16 04:55:00 - [26] Oh how I wish I could apply glue to this post forum rules \| [email protected] Complainers of the World Unite

Kesslan Osefice Panther's Paw Industries Ltd	Posted - 2006.11.16 05:07:00 - [27] Oh so true this post be :D
Leverton Caldari AWE Corporation Ascendant Frontier	Posted - 2006.11.16 05:08:00 - [28] Lol, that was really funny, I'm glad I read it. If I had to narrow down, I'd say I'm a The Majority Stockholder more than any other category. -- The universe is governed by the aggressive use of force. Hows this for a little note! Oh, and YARRRRR!! - Petwraith I prefer the term RAWR - Xorus
Detavi Kade	Posted - 2006.11.16 06:51:00 - [29] majority stockholder ftw! -- I think they left one out though..."Moses" - guild/corp leader of 200+ and if the devs don't do what he says, he's leaving and taking all his buddies with him.
Victor Valka Caldari Archon Industries	Posted - 2006.11.16 06:53:00 - [30] Too true!

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