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Timomantis Nabali
I Irradiate Dead People
Yulai Federation
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:44:00 -
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Epentix wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously. I "believe"???? so you don't know for sure "obviously" Clusters are a ***** if you don't use them like you should do.
Just remember, he works at eve, you dont! |
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Farsaidh's Freeborn
1405
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:44:01 -
[212] - Quote
Steijn wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously. surely when youve deployed something 4 or more times and it still fails, the only logical solution is to rollback until you know what is actually wrong with it?
Often you don't want to do that immediately as you need to gather info as to the problem. Only when you exhaust that avenue do you rollback otherwise you may simply take 2 hours recovering only to hit the very same problem. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
31
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:44:10 -
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MortarJim wrote:Cervix Thumper wrote:Stan Bran wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Kasi Briccius wrote:Is the drinking game over?  Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work!  It's really a science ! My uncle is a professional chemist. He can take any beer, wine or spirit and turn it into urine in under 5 mins. He loves chemistry. i can do it in 3 minutes , so he sucks
#jimisproandCCPphantomneedzhugs |
Kalfar Chillar
The Minutemen
The Bastion
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:44:13 -
[214] - Quote
Step 1. Shut down server.
Step 2. Deploy Client patch to CDN
Step 3. Deploy Server patch to each VM
Step 4. D**k stuck in toaster.... F**k |
Impness
Sods
Mordus Angels
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:44:39 -
[215] - Quote
Thanks for keeping us informed while your struggling. (Now please send CCP Seagull downtown after some proper food for the hamsters!). |
Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope
Gallente Federation
275
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:44:52 -
[216] - Quote
Cervix Thumper wrote:Stan Bran wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Kasi Briccius wrote:Is the drinking game over? Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! It's really a science ! My uncle is a professional chemist. He can take any beer, wine or spirit and turn it into urine in under 5 mins. He loves chemistry.
Yup, chemistry is an utterly undervalued field of science.
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Skyrider Deathknight
Insurrection
The Explicit Alliance
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:45:09 -
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Zola Budd wrote:Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Have you tried the following:
- Turning it off and on again.
- Giving it a good kick.
- Throwing abuse at it.
- Storm out the room saying you'll be back in 5mins .
- Saying sorry about all the mean things your said and asking nicely for it to work.
- Threaten you'll buy a new one if you don't work soonGäó
remember not to forget to rattle it about a bit too mind ;)
Ah forgot that one, also the petting it and giving it a good cuddle |
Gajo Facinus
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:45:17 -
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...guess it's time I stop my ddos attack and let you all back online |
Big Lynx
3338
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:45:39 -
[219] - Quote
Press CTRL + ALT + DEL |
ela Ishikela
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:45:40 -
[220] - Quote
i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?
this is joke?
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Jack Pickaloe
Rock Punchers Inc
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:45:53 -
[221] - Quote
JFKen Imperia wrote:I gonna make coffe.... maybe a pie too 
I want some!!! |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
32
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:45:58 -
[222] - Quote
Gajo Facinus wrote:...guess it's time I stop my ddos attack and let you all back online
lulz >.> |
Ponder Stuff
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
26
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:45:58 -
[223] - Quote
Soooo, instead of just breaking eve from the inside, fozzie has decided to break eve properly this time??? |
KenFlorian
Jednota Inc
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:46:10 -
[224] - Quote
Some of the most amusing and creative authorships derives from unscheduled downtime. Many of the posts in this thread are compensation enough.
I would hate for unscheduled downtimes to forever cease.
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Skyrider Deathknight
Insurrection
The Explicit Alliance
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:46:18 -
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ela Ishikela wrote:i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?
this is joke?
Wait, there are people that still pay for eve?! wut |
Kayou Aldeshaar
Dubius Praedator
Coalition of the Unfortunate
24
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:46:20 -
[226] - Quote
Zola Budd wrote:Lucaz Verona wrote:Zola Budd wrote:Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve.
Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look to the devs and see.
They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy.
Because the server's up, server's down.
(Server's up, server's down)
Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Fozzie, just killed the game.
Put an update to its head,
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead.
Fozzie, sov had just begun,
but now updates take all day.
Fozzie, ooh,
didn't mean to make Eve die.
If it's not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.
its not a biscuit - this is hip hop you nit wit - learn to deal - or step back and kneel - you might find you can feel! Blag the POS - scrape the ISK - paw at some free SP? not me im free. puffing on a splif - take a long Bio and puff on a splif it'll be back in a bit - until then sont talk s**t :P Please tell me you know what song he was trying to imitate.... FYI it was nothing to with rap or hip hop. but this is hip hop you nit wit :)
Isk won't come, just when you want it.
You see I mine son, but I'll get it on.
You wanna gank then step up and we'll get it on.
You get a point to the grill, I'm Amarr and I'm ill.
A descendant of God's own with tachyon skills.
I tanked and I swing, next thing your hull's broken.
With a pod full of nothing, meanwhile I'll be drilin
On a fat rock, Spod rocks?, you don't know the half.
Tryin' to gank ships man, please don't make me laugh.
These miner's eyes are smilin, I'm buckwildin'.
The laser chain is pumpin, start jumpin.
Lock it, mine it, jet can haul it. |
Darkanon Destroyer
Tritanium Industries and Technology
Executive Outcomes
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:46:22 -
[227] - Quote
and now lets go to our five day forecast.
Whats the weather like Ollie? |
Stu Pendisdick
Odyssey SDC
The Revenant Order
52
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:46:26 -
[228] - Quote
The devs are hard at work |
Hicksimus
Oblivion Incarnate
Sock Puppet Federation
662
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:46:39 -
[229] - Quote
I know this is a great opportunity for the denizens of EvE to go outside but I work outside so to make a long story short somebody may as well have my stuff if you aren't going to give me 1m free SP.
Recruitment Officer: What type of a pilot are you?
Me: I've been described as a Ray Charles with Parkinsons and a drinking problem.
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Spcius Patrouette
Mara's Hounds
The Volition Cult
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:46:53 -
[230] - Quote
Darkanon Destroyer wrote:and now lets go to our five day forecast.
Whats the weather like Ollie?
ITS BAD |
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Aleccia Kashada
Perkone
Caldari State
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:46:53 -
[231] - Quote
did you try turning off and on again?
lol.
jakes aside,
im sad. wanna play EVE!@!!!!!!!
ahh well. can always play later. im sure they are being as fast as they can to get back online.
(but I wouldn't be against free sp, push me closer to using my provi, or a plex) |
TheTennant
Third Attention
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:47:01 -
[232] - Quote
Impness wrote:Thanks for keeping us informed while your struggling. (Now please send CCP Seagull downtown after some proper food for the hamsters!).
Rihanna ! I didn't know you played eve. |
Joseph Cash
N.F.H.P.
Hell's Pirates
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:47:03 -
[233] - Quote
Maybe this will help...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=insM7oUYNOE |
Fugly Isktaker
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:47:20 -
[234] - Quote
"Hey, I just noticed this SQL index uses a - instead of a _ should we fix it today?"
"yeah go for it." |
Skyrider Deathknight
Insurrection
The Explicit Alliance
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:47:23 -
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Spcius Patrouette wrote:Darkanon Destroyer wrote:and now lets go to our five day forecast.
Whats the weather like Ollie? ITS BAD
VERY BAD |
Muffins
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:47:44 -
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Spcius Patrouette wrote:Muffins wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously. No need to get snarky with the paying customers Well... when the paying customers are being whiny b*****'s by and large..... You know. Everybody is human lol. Whats whiny about offering a suggestion?
My post obviously reflected every single individual in eve.
Especially you. |
Nathan Semah
N-C-i-S
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:01 -
[237] - Quote
Have you tried turning it off and back on again........ oh wait. |
Traavemynde
Strenus Custodes
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:04 -
[238] - Quote
Keel Fozzie, this is his fault! |
Omer Tivianne
Imperial House of Pancakes
Imperium Galactic Empire
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:09 -
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its not funny... its like this video was ment for this momet... this is creepy
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JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc
Brave Collective
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:11 -
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ela Ishikela wrote:i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?
this is joke?
Keep calm, sh*t happens sometimes |
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