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CCP Falcon
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Posted - 2015.07.15 12:57:19 -
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Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
CCP Falcon || EVE Universe Community Manager || @CCP_Falcon
Happy Birthday To FAWLTY7! <3
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Kayou Aldeshaar
Dubius Praedator Coalition of the Unfortunate
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:05:27 -
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Use the choke? |

Steijn
Quay Industries
976
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:05:42 -
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another clusterf**k. |

MinoriF
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:05:42 -
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Reactivated account just today after 8 months inactive --__-- |

Stvndog
The Executives Executive Outcomes
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:07:14 -
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sometimes you just gotta drop the clutch going downhill
But where is fozzie, isnt this his mess, why isnt he cleaning it up :) |

Gradur Dohr
Origin. Black Legion.
26
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:07:19 -
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eve is ded |

NightmareX
Lakagigar
620
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:08:19 -
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Here is a motivation for you CCP to get the server fixed faster : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuHfVn_cfHU
Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:
1: Asteroid Madness
2: Clash of the Empires
3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama
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Stvndog
The Executives Executive Outcomes
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:08:35 -
[8] - Quote
Gradur Dohr wrote:eve is ded
RIP EVE |

Goldie Foxx
AirHogs Zulu People
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:09:04 -
[9] - Quote
give us bonus SP!!!! |

Britilio Sandaris
KarmaFleet Goonswarm Federation
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:09:17 -
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Good luck folks! Hope you get it figured out  |
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Amator Phasma
Low-Sec Survival Ltd. Boys without pants
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:09:28 -
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CCP have used a real entosis link on the TQ cluster? :) |

mufe mufetski
Trojan Legion Fidelas Constans
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:09:33 -
[12] - Quote
This calls for free SP :-) |

Ecolo
Highcouncil Private Holding The Tsunami Collective
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:09:35 -
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Hardworking guys @ CCP ;
The link in the launcher (latest news downtime) is broken. Perhaps link this page instead!!!
GL bringing up the Real world again guys!! |

Fugly Isktaker
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:10:10 -
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CCP Falcon wrote: SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS STARTUP ISSUE
I think I see your problem right there. |
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CCP Falcon
11760

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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:10:24 -
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Steijn wrote:another clusterf**k.
Quite literally.
We're working on it! 
CCP Falcon || EVE Universe Community Manager || @CCP_Falcon
Happy Birthday To FAWLTY7! <3
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Lt Motion
SUNDERING Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:10:29 -
[16] - Quote
But what of all the noobies who just begun playing?
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Stu Pendisdick
Odyssey SDC The Revenant Order
45
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:10:49 -
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"What Operating System is it?"
"Vista"
"We're Going To Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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EliteM Vinokurov
Tempus Stabilis LowSechnaya Sholupen
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:11:05 -
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how much time u need to fix that? |

Count Szadek
Big Johnson's P I R A T
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:11:38 -
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Well Im off to bed. Hope all is well when i come back. Good Luck |

Maria Kalista
Splinter Foundation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:11:56 -
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I hope it won't be held against me if I can't workout my part of the deal of 'hours for plex'. |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
14649
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:12:15 -
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Keep up the good work.
/c
GÿàGÿàGÿà Secure 3rd party service GÿàGÿàGÿà
Visit my in-game channel 'Holy Veldspar'
Twitter @Chribba
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Mida Akhiko
The Flying Pandas Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:12:27 -
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I think the only way you can make amends to your player base is to credit all of our accounts .1 isk... |

NightmareX
Lakagigar
620
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:12:27 -
[23] - Quote
mufe mufetski wrote:This calls for free SP :-) Well, if you are that weird and aren't using Skill Queue, then it's your own fault for losing skilltimes.
Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:
1: Asteroid Madness
2: Clash of the Empires
3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama
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Stvndog
The Executives Executive Outcomes
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:12:29 -
[24] - Quote
Stu Pendisdick wrote:"What Operating System is it?"
"Vista"
"We're Going To Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Come on, windows 95 or GTFO |

TheTennant
Third Attention
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:13:19 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:Steijn wrote:another clusterf**k. Quite literally. We're working on it! 
he stole my line |

Timomantis Nabali
I Irradiate Dead People Yulai Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:13:24 -
[26] - Quote
Stu Pendisdick wrote:"What Operating System is it?"
"Vista"
"We're Going To Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'd lol if they were still running XP or server 2000 :P Oh CCP, why you so silly? :P |
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CCP Phantom
C C P C C P Alliance
5875

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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:13:24 -
[27] - Quote
Ecolo wrote:The link in the launcher (latest news downtime) is broken Thank you for the notification. We have consolidated the extended downtime messaging to this thread and have removed other related threads. As such the EVE Launcher now links to this thread (this update took a few minutes during which the Launcher did link to the old, invalid thread).
CCP Phantom - Senior Community Developer - Volunteer Manager
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Bird-Hare Bearchest
Singing Blades Unsung Blades
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:13:31 -
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Can I violence space ships yet? |

Alex Rax
The Stormcrows Stella Nova
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:13:52 -
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Good luck CCP!
I work with servers IRL and I know how much of a ***** they can be when something's wrong :P |

Wooly Akachi
What Could Go Wrong Lethal Intent.
47
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:13:56 -
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Keep up the good work CCP |
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
272
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:14:33 -
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Hm, back to the strawberry cake then! |
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CCP Falcon
11760

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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:14:41 -
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CCP Falcon || EVE Universe Community Manager || @CCP_Falcon
Happy Birthday To FAWLTY7! <3
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LETUSDIG
Forced Euthanasia Soviet-Union
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:14:44 -
[33] - Quote
is there any way you guys could roll the server back and boot it for us to continue our daily grind?? or maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?
i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :) |

Stomp Mongo
Chemically Unbalanced
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:14:54 -
[34] - Quote
Mida Akhiko wrote:I think the only way you can make amends to your player base is to credit all of our accounts .1 isk...
Finally! Rational thought wins the day. You know this is going to get buried under a thousand FREE SP!! FREE SP!! WAAAAA!!! |

Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
21
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:15:19 -
[35] - Quote
CCP Phantom wrote:Ecolo wrote:The link in the launcher (latest news downtime) is broken Thank you for the notification. We have consolidated the extended downtime messaging to this thread and have removed other related threads. As such the EVE Launcher now links to this thread (this update took a few minutes during which the Launcher did link to the old, invalid thread).
#CCPphantomneedzhugs |

JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc Brave Collective
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:15:48 -
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Steroids for hamsters  |

MortarJim
MJ Industry
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:16:49 -
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damn need to start a new drinking game now |

Jodocus Vulgaris
Pandemic Rust
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:16:50 -
[38] - Quote
Steijn wrote:another clusterf**k.
I think they call themselves Imperium now |

Lord Zeuus
Intent Unspecified Executive Outcomes
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:16:51 -
[39] - Quote
we told you fozzie sov would kill eve |

xXKILLZONEXX Keikira
Perkone Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:17:04 -
[40] - Quote
Remember to check the boot.ini  |
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Big Lynx
3332
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:17:11 -
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CCP working on start up issues obligatory :D |

Maddaxe Illat
HIFI INDUSTRIAL Gentlemen's.Parlor
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:17:16 -
[42] - Quote
FREE SKILLPOINTS 
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Ann Zuender
Helios Alliance Get Off My Lawn
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:17:23 -
[43] - Quote
So many iskies im missing right now... 42 million isk every 20 min and atm nothing =( |

claus Hanson
Machiavellian Empire Fidelas Constans
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:17:30 -
[44] - Quote
Well as i said in the first message from ccp about the downtime.
Atleast im not paying IRL for this game.
Hmm wait I am !!!!!!
Some one said compensation ? SP, something, whatever !! |

Stvndog
The Executives Executive Outcomes
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:17:40 -
[45] - Quote
Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot |

Wooly Akachi
What Could Go Wrong Lethal Intent.
49
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:17:45 -
[46] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/GJBLtMB.gif[/img]
WITNESSSS !!!!!!! |

Leah Agenon
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:17:47 -
[47] - Quote
quick someone turn off the entosys link on the CCP cluster.... did goons reinforce CCP station. ?? Fozzie what did you now... |

Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
23
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:18:06 -
[48] - Quote
MortarJim wrote:damn need to start a new drinking game now 
<3 <3 <3
yes please :) |

embrel
BamBam Inc. Outlanders United
227
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:18:11 -
[49] - Quote
I'm bored in the office and now this:) hopefully you get em up till I'm back home especially since my wife and kids went on a short trip and I've planned to use that freedom for extensive gaming. So, deadline is another 3 hrs! |

cretan Audeles
Maximus Corp The Volition Cult
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:18:48 -
[50] - Quote
fozzy sov broke everything, prediction has come true |
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YKikA MooCow
House of the Dead Monkey SpaceMonkey's Alliance
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:18:52 -
[51] - Quote
Everyone sing with me.
(more beer song) -- Free plex, free plex, free plex, free plex, freeeeeee plex, free plex free plex.
If you don't know it you aint an Aussie.... BAHAHAHAHA  |

Ecolo
Highcouncil Private Holding The Tsunami Collective
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:18:57 -
[52] - Quote
CCP Phantom wrote:Ecolo wrote:The link in the launcher (latest news downtime) is broken Thank you for the notification. We have consolidated the extended downtime messaging to this thread and have removed other related threads. As such the EVE Launcher now links to this thread (this update took a few minutes during which the Launcher did link to the old, invalid thread).
Happy to be of service....... i feel so acknowledged ^^ !! |

Stan Bran
Death Star Group
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:09 -
[53] - Quote
Did you forget to feed the hamster again ?! |

Kasi Briccius
MORDUS DEMONS
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:17 -
[54] - Quote
Is the drinking game over? |

Timomantis Nabali
I Irradiate Dead People Yulai Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:18 -
[55] - Quote
Stvndog wrote:Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot
Every time someone asks for compensation.... take a shot!  |

NightmareX
Lakagigar
624
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:24 -
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Maddaxe Illat wrote:FREE SKILLPOINTS   Have you forgotten that we have a skill queue system where you can put in 50 skills in queue?
It's only your own fault today if you lose skillpoints to downtimes.
Last time i checked, my skill queue was for 150+ days. Gotta have a long downtime before i can request free skillpoints then :-)
Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:
1: Asteroid Madness
2: Clash of the Empires
3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama
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Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:29 -
[57] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:MortarJim wrote:damn need to start a new drinking game now  <3 <3 <3 yes please :)
Stvndog wrote:Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot
EDIT:
cretan Audeles wrote:fozzy sov broke everything, prediction has come true
Drink. |

DaOpa
Static Corp
49
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:39 -
[58] - Quote
Man, I knew I should of mowed the lawn this morning...
FailFish
LP Stores DB - WH List / Systems - Live Streamer
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Azrael Sheriph
Original Sinners The Bastion
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:40 -
[59] - Quote
Sacrifice the Goat to the server god. |

sakuma shindou
Section 9 SFU
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:43 -
[60] - Quote
CCP Phantom wrote:Ecolo wrote:The link in the launcher (latest news downtime) is broken Thank you for the notification. We have consolidated the extended downtime messaging to this thread and have removed other related threads. As such the EVE Launcher now links to this thread (this update took a few minutes during which the Launcher did link to the old, invalid thread).
GREEEEEAT an i that still had a page left to catch up on that old thread, and now all mu great words erased from the interwebs*sniffle* |
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Stvndog
The Executives Executive Outcomes
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:43 -
[61] - Quote
can I get a Comment on Thread PAP??? |

Iurko
Gashente Federacion
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:54 -
[62] - Quote
Lt Motion wrote:But what of all the noobies who just begun playing?
Could somebody please think about the little kids?!  |

MortarJim
MJ Industry
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:59 -
[63] - Quote
Kasi Briccius wrote:Is the drinking game over?  NEVAH |

IMABLOWUUP
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:20:17 -
[64] - Quote
LETUSDIG wrote:is there any way you guys could roll the server back and boot it for us to continue our daily grind?? or maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?
i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :)
think this guy has a good idea...a rollback shouldnt be impossible and surely the server keeps a log of failed login attempts :) |

Ddolik
Viscosity Fidelas Constans
40
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:20:20 -
[65] - Quote
Hello, i know where is problem. It's broken. |

Fuzzy TheBear
Angels of Ptah
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:20:39 -
[66] - Quote
MinoriF wrote:Reactivated account just today after 8 months inactive --__--
Some things never change girl ... that downtime , curtesy of CCP , was provided to you to make you feel right at home :) .... Welcome back to the game .. ^^
And the drinking game : unknown / VIP ... 6 th .. i don't know how long ill be able to use my legs or type if this keeps up |

Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
23
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:20:39 -
[67] - Quote
Hey! i just remembered, this isn't nearly as bad as any WOW patch day :)
#CCPphantomneedzhugs |

Eternal Griever
Starcade Group Elemental Tide
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:21:00 -
[68] - Quote
Darn it, CCP forcing people to face the "real life". 
Thanks for the hard work and good luck with the clusterf*ck! |

Mourados Denver
Tunisia Holding
69
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:21:02 -
[69] - Quote
c:// format c: a:// the disk c not exist a:// please insert eve disk 1 |

MortarJim
MJ Industry
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:21:04 -
[70] - Quote
sakuma shindou wrote:CCP Phantom wrote:Ecolo wrote:The link in the launcher (latest news downtime) is broken Thank you for the notification. We have consolidated the extended downtime messaging to this thread and have removed other related threads. As such the EVE Launcher now links to this thread (this update took a few minutes during which the Launcher did link to the old, invalid thread). GREEEEEAT  an i that still had a page left to catch up on that old thread, and now all mu great words erased from the interwebs*sniffle*  they really weren`t that great mate  |
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Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:21:09 -
[71] - Quote
What's the best time to fake an orgasm?
When a Rottweiler is humping your leg. |

Staven Weyoun
Orion Trade Syndicate Holed Up
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:21:14 -
[72] - Quote
did you guys forget to f*** the hamsters?
eve online is offline
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Lt Motion
SUNDERING Goonswarm Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:21:41 -
[73] - Quote
Stvndog wrote:Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot
Ill join you on that mate |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
274
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:21:45 -
[74] - Quote
Kasi Briccius wrote:Is the drinking game over? 
Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! 
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Illiander Aideron
Requiem Knowledge Cede Nullis
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:21:45 -
[75] - Quote
Timomantis Nabali wrote:Stu Pendisdick wrote:"What Operating System is it?"
"Vista"
"We're Going To Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'd lol if they were still running XP or server 2000 :P Oh CCP, why you so silly? :P
Don't be daft, the server cluster will be running on a dedicated Linux build, probably running on second-hand PS2 hardware. Anything else would just be unprofessional. |

Arzi Reece
Hale Industries
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:22:07 -
[76] - Quote
Dear CCP,
Have you tried unplugging it and then plugging it back in? |

Kazi Kugisa
EVE University Ivy League
21
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:22:08 -
[77] - Quote
OK, which Dev clicked on the Windows 10 upgrade icon? |

Wolverine Chosen
gaming is not a crime The Volition Cult
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:22:11 -
[78] - Quote
I understand that something might have gone wrong. but this is beginning to take a very long time,
resubbed 2 weeks ago after 3 years of absence here Seen more downtime then I can remember in the past. |

Astro Agnon
Synapse. Empyreus
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:22:14 -
[79] - Quote
While we are all waiting just go and watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rp2s4pSg5Q |

Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
23
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:22:18 -
[80] - Quote
Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Kasi Briccius wrote:Is the drinking game over?  Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! 
Only if you're doing it wrong :P |
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Timomantis Nabali
I Irradiate Dead People Yulai Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:22:46 -
[81] - Quote
I Founds the solution CCP!!!  |

Electra Magnetic
Echelon Research SpaceMonkey's Alliance
30
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:22:55 -
[82] - Quote
I dont want excuses, I just want free skill points. |

Gentle Insert
House Bacardi
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:23:06 -
[83] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
of course because i didnt fill the pos' last night... "oh ill just do in the morning because i have the day off." NOT ffs |

Tobias Acuerdo
Lone Star Liquidations Llc
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:23:20 -
[84] - Quote
Azrael Sheriph wrote:Sacrifice the Goat to the server god.
The entrails do not look auspicious. |

Raymond Barber
The Amarr Republic Primal Ascendancy
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:23:29 -
[85] - Quote
ARGH!!! This delay is making it hard for me to stay awake. My Hypersomnia is going to cause me to pass out before the server comes back up.
DEVs please hurry, I don't want to have to take my meds just to play. |

NightmareX
Lakagigar
624
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:23:35 -
[86] - Quote
But yeah. Here is what happened: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhIVtGS3-dk
Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:
1: Asteroid Madness
2: Clash of the Empires
3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama
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Wayne Caderu
Disciples of Aphrodite
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:23:41 -
[87] - Quote
I was mid WH when DT hit earlier, I'm stared.  |

Zola Budd
Navi Vault Two Inch Terror
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:23:41 -
[88] - Quote
All my PI colonists will die without my constant care and attention. !!!!
meh . |

witchking42
UNFRL Fleet Operations
147
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:23:57 -
[89] - Quote
Should I be making a backup of my BOOT.INI just in case  |

Ecolo
Highcouncil Private Holding The Tsunami Collective
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:24:04 -
[90] - Quote
LETUSDIG wrote:is there any way you guys could roll the server back and boot it for us to continue our daily grind?? or maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?
i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :)
Theres is more than enough resources and isk ingame for all players needs,.......not for all players greed!!!!
Grow up, stop begging, start accepting ;)
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Fugly Isktaker
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:24:09 -
[91] - Quote
rm -rf *
get it? star? like in space?
...get it? |

Borgbait
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps Forsaken Asylum
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:24:12 -
[92] - Quote
Have you tried this? |

Epentix
The Liberatos Corporation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:24:15 -
[93] - Quote
Maybe....like in real IT environments.....if you have a cockup like that for over severall hours you should roll back the changes until you are back to the original state before you started. But I guess a good backup or roll backup procedure was not thought off. If I would do this at the company I work for, I would be having a lot of spare time as of tomorrow. Be serious about this!!! People are spending money on this every month.
If you want any help on how to organize a real development, test, acceptation and production environment, you can give me a call any time. |

TheTennant
Third Attention
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:24:30 -
[94] - Quote
Seeing as half of eve is here atm, would this be a good time to request 1m from every one of you :) |

chronos vaille
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:24:39 -
[95] - Quote
Time to do some research then. I'd say it's getting a bit stressed in the server room at the moment. Good luck. |

Hoshi Nakumoto
X-Fleet Phantoms The Sinful Legion
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:25:02 -
[96] - Quote
OOPS!! Spilled my drink in the cluster AGAIN!!! I gotta stop doin that man  |

Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:25:13 -
[97] - Quote
Arzi Reece wrote:Dear CCP,
Have you tried unplugging it and then plugging it back in?
The real solution is clearly taking the cartridge out and blowing in it. |

dor amwar
Interstellar Renegades Advent of Fate
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:25:24 -
[98] - Quote
mufe mufetski wrote:This calls for free SP :-)
has this ever happened?
|

Case Moritani
Anonymous Order
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:25:24 -
[99] - Quote
This is what happens when you run on old IBM hardware that got sold to Lenovo! |

Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium. CODE.
13671
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:25:35 -
[100] - Quote
Gonna laugh off portions of my anatomy if this is related to the sov bills thing. People aren't going to know what to do next week.
"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
One of ours, ten of theirs.
Best Meltdown Ever.
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WASPY69
Hard Knocks Inc. Hard Knocks Citizens
400
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:25:39 -
[101] - Quote
It was me, I did it.
This signature intentionally left blank
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Little Big Cat
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
37
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:25:54 -
[102] - Quote
I see you... CCP... |

dor amwar
Interstellar Renegades Advent of Fate
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:26:11 -
[103] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Arzi Reece wrote:Dear CCP,
Have you tried unplugging it and then plugging it back in? The real solution is clearly taking the cartridge out and blowing in it.
vacuum cleaner on low suction works better
|

PatPewPew
Mining Industry Exile Foundation Warlords of the Deep
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:26:14 -
[104] - Quote
they know the answer!!!! http://i.imgur.com/1I1gnZP.jpg?1 |

Alex Rax
The Stormcrows Stella Nova
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:26:14 -
[105] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Kasi Briccius wrote:Is the drinking game over?  Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work!  Only if you're doing it wrong :P I want to get of CCP Fozzie's wild ride. |

Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:26:15 -
[106] - Quote
Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer."
"Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!"
God replies, "You better send them up here immediately."
Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them."
God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you."
Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer? |

lust4blood
Simply Wild. Frozen Karma.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:26:33 -
[107] - Quote
dor amwar wrote:mufe mufetski wrote:This calls for free SP :-) has this ever happened?
yes |

Violet Aeon
University of Caille Gallente Federation
24
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:26:37 -
[108] - Quote
Seriously. I think that CODE should not be redeployed. Those guys are sort of annoying
http://violetaeon.blogspot.com/
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Stomp Mongo
Chemically Unbalanced
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:26:46 -
[109] - Quote
Electra Magnetic wrote:I dont want excuses, I just want free skill points.
I want a Million dollars and carload of spending money. Ain't neither one of us getting what we want. But look on the bright side If the server is down for an entire 12 hours You are only out .25 frickin cents USD. Oh, and your poor lost monopoly money. |

sakuma shindou
Section 9 SFU
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:26:58 -
[110] - Quote
Wolverine Chosen wrote:I understand that something might have gone wrong. but this is beginning to take a very long time,
resubbed 2 weeks ago after 3 years of absence here Seen more downtime then I can remember in the past.
hmmm u dunno, have a played for a very very long time and these last half a year the server is always up when i tried logging in, though the DT here is 11AM for me so either i wake early(yeah, right, fat chance) and get to do things before the DT or i wake up after DT is over and thus does not notice it |
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Stvndog
The Executives Executive Outcomes
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:27:06 -
[111] - Quote
Gentle Insert wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
of course because i didnt fill the pos' last night... "oh ill just do in the morning because i have the day off." NOT ffs unfueled POS, where at, I'll help you fuel it, I have torpedoes, filled with express fuel delivery cartridges |

MortarJim
MJ Industry
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:27:06 -
[112] - Quote
dor amwar wrote:mufe mufetski wrote:This calls for free SP :-) has this ever happened? don`t think so, this was why skill queues were invented |

Ice Sertan
Dangerous Scientists Corporation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:27:09 -
[113] - Quote
Bomus SP is good compensation  |

Corraidhin Farsaidh
Farsaidh's Freeborn
1405
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:27:33 -
[114] - Quote
Wolverine Chosen wrote:I understand that something might have gone wrong. but this is beginning to take a very long time,
resubbed 2 weeks ago after 3 years of absence here Seen more downtime then I can remember in the past.
Trust me this is not a 'very long time'. I once worked for a Police force that had to revert to paper based systems for 8 days whilst the database screw up got fixed.
Trying to write PL/SQL code on the fly to fix someone else's mess whilst an Assistant Chief Constable looks over your shoulder isn't the least stressful thing I've ever done... |

LETUSDIG
Forced Euthanasia Soviet-Union
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:27:53 -
[115] - Quote
i really do think a rollback to playable would be a smart move to make.... |

Keno Skir
744
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:28:12 -
[116] - Quote
claus Hanson wrote:Well as i said in the first message from ccp about the downtime.
Atleast im not paying IRL for this game.
Hmm wait I am !!!!!!
Some one said compensation ? SP, something, whatever !!
Ah shadup not this again..
Gùï> 30 Day Buddy Trial + ISK Bonus & Starting Assistance <Gùï
Feel free to contact me regarding my posts, or my 30 Day EvE Buddy Trials \o/
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Iezabel Avuli
Signal Cartel EvE-Scout Enclave
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:28:18 -
[117] - Quote
Epentix wrote:Maybe....like in real IT environments.....if you have a cockup like that for over severall hours you should roll back the changes until you are back to the original state before you started. But I guess a good backup or roll backup procedure was not thought off. If I would do this at the company I work for, I would be having a lot of spare time as of tomorrow. Be serious about this!!! People are spending money on this every month.
If you want any help on how to organize a real development, test, acceptation and production environment, you can give me a call any time.
 |

Corraidhin Farsaidh
Farsaidh's Freeborn
1405
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:28:21 -
[118] - Quote
dor amwar wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Arzi Reece wrote:Dear CCP,
Have you tried unplugging it and then plugging it back in? The real solution is clearly taking the cartridge out and blowing in it. vacuum cleaner on low suction works better
must....not....comment.... |

George Jetson
Spacely's Sprockets
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:28:27 -
[119] - Quote
NightmareX wrote:Maddaxe Illat wrote:FREE SKILLPOINTS   Have you forgotten that we have a skill queue system where you can put in 50 skills in queue? It's only your own fault today if you lose skillpoints to downtimes. Last time i checked, my skill queue was for 150+ days. Gotta have a long downtime before i can request free skillpoints then :-)
Only 150+ days? How did I get over 400 days? |

Big Lynx
3337
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:28:28 -
[120] - Quote
Ice Sertan wrote:Bomus SP is good compensation 
I want a threesome with Taylor Swift and Barak Obama |
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
24
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:28:39 -
[121] - Quote
Alex Rax wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Kasi Briccius wrote:Is the drinking game over?  Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work!  Only if you're doing it wrong :P I want to get of CCP Fozzie's wild ride.
Really? why? this is the most fun i've had with EVE in months :) |

lust4blood
Simply Wild. Frozen Karma.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:28:53 -
[122] - Quote
MortarJim wrote:dor amwar wrote:mufe mufetski wrote:This calls for free SP :-) has this ever happened? don`t think so, this was why skill queues were invented
you got free sp when the moved the server to London. but eve was down for a few days when that happened |

Ann Zuender
Helios Alliance Get Off My Lawn
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:28:56 -
[123] - Quote
Now, slowly it is getting more and more embarrassing... 2 1/2 h |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
275
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:29:07 -
[124] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Kasi Briccius wrote:Is the drinking game over?  Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work!  Only if you're doing it wrong :P
Do you know that when you drink 53 pints a day, you'll have the daily dose of magnesium an adult needs? A healthy nutrition can be so easy.   |

dor amwar
Interstellar Renegades Advent of Fate
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:29:15 -
[125] - Quote
lust4blood wrote:dor amwar wrote:mufe mufetski wrote:This calls for free SP :-) has this ever happened? yes
for a startup issue? link or it didn't happen.
|

Kayou Aldeshaar
Dubius Praedator Coalition of the Unfortunate
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:29:26 -
[126] - Quote
Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve. Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look to the devs and see. They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy. Because the server's up, server's down. (Server's up, server's down) Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Fozzie, just killed the game. Put an update to its head, Pulled the trigger, now it's dead. Fozzie, sov had just begun, but now updates take all day.
Fozzie, ooh, didn't mean to make Eve die. If it's not back again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.
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jjimmy
Aliastra Gallente Federation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:29:51 -
[127] - Quote
UPDATE.... Eve is [email protected]@@ed...... Again
|

Azrael Sheriph
Original Sinners The Bastion
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:29:52 -
[128] - Quote
Epentix wrote:Maybe....like in real IT environments.....if you have a cockup like that for over severall hours you should roll back the changes until you are back to the original state before you started. But I guess a good backup or roll backup procedure was not thought off. If I would do this at the company I work for, I would be having a lot of spare time as of tomorrow. Be serious about this!!! People are spending money on this every month.
If you want any help on how to organize a real development, test, acceptation and production environment, you can give me a call any time.
I just use fail over clustering to run the new stuff parralel to the old stuff for a few days/weeks till i know the new stuff is stable |

Illiander Aideron
Requiem Knowledge Cede Nullis
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:30:02 -
[129] - Quote
Fugly Isktaker wrote:rm -rf *
get it? star? like in space?
...get it?
So you just want them to wipe their home directory?
I think you meant "rm -rf /*"
Or maybe you could try this one: ":(){:|:}:" |

HexiD
Werewolves offer loyalty and friendship
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:30:08 -
[130] - Quote
Have you tried flushing the power supply? you see that cup of coffee... just pour it all in, that's it yes, all of it.
Technical support |
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Timomantis Nabali
I Irradiate Dead People Yulai Federation
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:30:08 -
[131] - Quote
Big Lynx wrote:Ice Sertan wrote:Bomus SP is good compensation  I want a threesome with Taylor Swift and Barak Obama
Swap out Barack for Emma Watson and you're good to go! |

Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
24
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:30:16 -
[132] - Quote
Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Kasi Briccius wrote:Is the drinking game over?  Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work!  Only if you're doing it wrong :P Do you know that when you drink 53 pints a day, you'll have the daily dose of magnesium an adult needs? A healthy nutrition can be so easy.  
Well in that case... i guess i'm REAL healthy :P |

Lt Motion
SUNDERING Goonswarm Federation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:30:38 -
[133] - Quote
Dear ccp, if you rollback to before this morning I will kill a hulk for every mil isk I made this morning (that's 3000 hulks)
The love will be shared. |

Dirk Morbho
Mindstar Technology Get Off My Lawn
55
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:30:39 -
[134] - Quote
Free Geckos please
|

ap0phis Kaundur
Concentrated Evil The Marmite Collective
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:30:53 -
[135] - Quote
George Jetson wrote:NightmareX wrote:Maddaxe Illat wrote:FREE SKILLPOINTS   Have you forgotten that we have a skill queue system where you can put in 50 skills in queue? It's only your own fault today if you lose skillpoints to downtimes. Last time i checked, my skill queue was for 150+ days. Gotta have a long downtime before i can request free skillpoints then :-) Only 150+ days? How did I get over 400 days?
I have like 380 days skills in queue |

Cervix Thumper
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
47
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:31:15 -
[136] - Quote
Yea!! main is at war!! less war time BS.......
....
... wait we're winning... screw that. Hurry pls =) |

Captain StringfellowHawk
Forsaken Reavers
186
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:31:25 -
[137] - Quote
Crap.... Im not sure I set my skill queue before downtime... Think it has room for a skill now *panics* |

Wolfie Kuhr
Evian Industries EVIAN NATION
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:31:34 -
[138] - Quote
These these things do happen from time to time, ok it never makes people happy but it is so good to know that CCP are on the job and working so hard for us all. |

Stan Bran
Death Star Group
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:31:49 -
[139] - Quote
Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Kasi Briccius wrote:Is the drinking game over?  Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! 
It's really a science ! |

Borgbait
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps Forsaken Asylum
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:31:55 -
[140] - Quote
dor amwar wrote:mufe mufetski wrote:This calls for free SP :-) has this ever happened?
Yes. |
|

NightmareX
Lakagigar
627
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:32:02 -
[141] - Quote
George Jetson wrote:Only 150+ days? How did I get over 400 days? I haven't added new skills to my queue in a long time now.
Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:
1: Asteroid Madness
2: Clash of the Empires
3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama
|

Jerusaleman
Southern Cross Incorporated Flying Dangerous
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:32:17 -
[142] - Quote
Ecolo wrote:LETUSDIG wrote:is there any way you guys could roll the server back and boot it for us to continue our daily grind?? or maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?
i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :) Theres is more than enough resources and isk ingame for all players needs,.......not for all players greed!!!! Grow up, stop begging, start accepting ;)
Is it daft to ask for compensation when befouled by CCP? I am glad I don't just accept crap in life like some sheep, who knows the EU might take over and treat us all like shite..... Oh yer they have already. Think it's time to move to Aus.. |

sakuma shindou
Section 9 SFU
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:32:27 -
[143] - Quote
lust4blood wrote:dor amwar wrote:mufe mufetski wrote:This calls for free SP :-) has this ever happened? yes
i agree that while getting compensation just because the DT is a little longer then usually is stretching it and just stupid, but i do agree that if the DT goes past certain time(like 2-3 hours or so more) some sort of "we screwed up with something so here is something as a apology" may be appropriated, just IMHO  |

HexiD
Werewolves offer loyalty and friendship
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:32:31 -
[144] - Quote
Borgbait wrote:dor amwar wrote:mufe mufetski wrote:This calls for free SP :-) has this ever happened? Yes.
pretty sure only on rollbacks when sp has been lost though? |

bucktooth
Custard Cowboys
103
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:32:41 -
[145] - Quote
CCP should hire a stand up comedian for these situations, just to keep everyone happy. |

Aryth
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1759
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:32:41 -
[146] - Quote
Back in MY day the server would be down for a day at patch time. You were lucky if your own computer even booted up after.
Leader of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal.
Creator of Burn Jita
Vile Rat: You're the greatest sociopath that has ever played eve.
|

Stomp Mongo
Chemically Unbalanced
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:32:47 -
[147] - Quote
TheTennant wrote:Seeing as half of eve is here atm, would this be a good time to request 1m from every one of you :)
I have Ctrl C'd your name. I will send you 1 Million Isk as per your request once the servers are online.
"You can only post every 5 minutes because your account is less than 2 days old. You can post a new one in 49 seconds."
Really.. less than 2 days huh? I do agree that it SEEMS like 2008 was just yesterday, but less than 2 days? This is WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!! |

ap0phis Kaundur
Concentrated Evil The Marmite Collective
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:33:07 -
[148] - Quote
Cervix Thumper wrote:Yea!! main is at war!! less war time BS.......
....
... wait we're winning... screw that. Hurry pls =)
Wait....
Did someone just said: WAR???   |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
275
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:33:32 -
[149] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Kasi Briccius wrote:Is the drinking game over?  Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work!  Only if you're doing it wrong :P Do you know that when you drink 53 pints a day, you'll have the daily dose of magnesium an adult needs? A healthy nutrition can be so easy.   Well in that case... i guess i'm REAL healthy :P
Well there is a bavarian proverb "5 hoibe san woas gscheids zum essn, do hoasd aba no lang nix drunga!" In englisch (roughly translated): 5 pints are a good lunch, but haven't drunk anything.  |

cretan Audeles
Maximus Corp The Volition Cult
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:33:34 -
[150] - Quote
Jerusaleman wrote:Ecolo wrote:LETUSDIG wrote:is there any way you guys could roll the server back and boot it for us to continue our daily grind?? or maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?
i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :) Theres is more than enough resources and isk ingame for all players needs,.......not for all players greed!!!! Grow up, stop begging, start accepting ;) Is it daft to ask for compensation when befouled by CCP? I am glad I don't just accept crap in life like some sheep, who knows the EU might take over and treat us all like shite..... Oh yer they have already. Think it's time to move to Aus..
yeah, you dont wanna move here, abbott has ****** it up |
|

Spcius Patrouette
Mara's Hounds The Volition Cult
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:33:37 -
[151] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime |

Bukszpryt Paj-Hi-Wo
The Wayward Lobster Association
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:33:42 -
[152] - Quote
PANIC! |

Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:33:48 -
[153] - Quote
A bear was taking a dump in the forest when a rabbit walked by. The bear said, "Hey rabbit, does poo stick to your fur?"
"No," replied the rabbit.
The bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt with him. |

Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
24
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:33:52 -
[154] - Quote
bucktooth wrote:CCP should hire a stand up comedian for these situations, just to keep everyone happy.
IMO the whiners shouldn't be paid, but they sure do fill the role you suggested :P |

Kayou Aldeshaar
Dubius Praedator Coalition of the Unfortunate
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:34:01 -
[155] - Quote
Jerusaleman wrote:Ecolo wrote:LETUSDIG wrote:is there any way you guys could roll the server back and boot it for us to continue our daily grind?? or maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?
i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :) Theres is more than enough resources and isk ingame for all players needs,.......not for all players greed!!!! Grow up, stop begging, start accepting ;) Is it daft to ask for compensation when befouled by CCP? I am glad I don't just accept crap in life like some sheep, who knows the EU might take over and treat us all like shite..... Oh yer they have already. Think it's time to move to Aus..
No, we don't want you here. Stay away. |

Zola Budd
Navi Vault Two Inch Terror
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:35:17 -
[156] - Quote
Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve. Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look to the devs and see. They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy. Because the server's up, server's down. (Server's up, server's down) Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Fozzie, just killed the game. Put an update to its head, Pulled the trigger, now it's dead. Fozzie, sov had just begun, but now updates take all day.
Fozzie, ooh, didn't mean to make Eve die. If it's not back again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.
its not a biscuit - this is hip hop you nit wit - learn to deal - or step back and kneel - you might find you can feel! Blag the POS - scrape the ISK - paw at some free SP? not me im free. puffing on a splif - take a long Bio and puff on a splif it'll be back in a bit - until then sont talk s**t :P |

DontCryAndPlay Keikira
Waking Demons
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:35:21 -
[157] - Quote
http://gfycat.com/ExhaustedSilentAldabratortoise |
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CCP Falcon
11781

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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:35:43 -
[158] - Quote
Spcius Patrouette wrote:Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime
I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.
CCP Falcon || EVE Universe Community Manager || @CCP_Falcon
Happy Birthday To FAWLTY7! <3
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Kayou Aldeshaar
Dubius Praedator Coalition of the Unfortunate
19
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:35:43 -
[159] - Quote
Bukszpryt Paj-Hi-Wo wrote:PANIC!
...At The Disco? |

Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
31
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:35:54 -
[160] - Quote
Offline again... drink lol :) |
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Yacya Ikkala
Temple of Gond Gentlemen's.Parlor
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:36:58 -
[161] - Quote
-ç-æ? |

Yasemin Hanim
Sonnenlegion Shadow Cartel
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:37:04 -
[162] - Quote
eve is kaputt ?  |

Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy Caldari State
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:37:27 -
[163] - Quote
*sing to Duran Duran "the reflex"
Give FreePlex to the moany child, He's been kept in the dark, Some FreePlex for the poor and whiny, Royal pain in the arse.
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Lucaz Verona
Radical Astronauts Plundering Eve WormHole Occupation and Resource Exploitation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:37:48 -
[164] - Quote
Zola Budd wrote:Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve. Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look to the devs and see. They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy. Because the server's up, server's down. (Server's up, server's down) Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Fozzie, just killed the game. Put an update to its head, Pulled the trigger, now it's dead. Fozzie, sov had just begun, but now updates take all day.
Fozzie, ooh, didn't mean to make Eve die. If it's not back again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.
its not a biscuit - this is hip hop you nit wit - learn to deal - or step back and kneel - you might find you can feel! Blag the POS - scrape the ISK - paw at some free SP? not me im free. puffing on a splif - take a long Bio and puff on a splif it'll be back in a bit - until then sont talk s**t :P
Please tell me you know what song he was trying to imitate.... FYI it was nothing to with rap or hip hop. |

Xanna Minator
United Space Republic Research ORPHANS OF EVE
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:37:49 -
[165] - Quote
What's really happening is that CCP have only let Greek players on so they can mine enough to pay off their national debt |

MortarJim
MJ Industry
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:37:58 -
[166] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Offline again... drink lol :) don`t bring server back online, i`ve run out of alcohol, need to go to the shops. so don`t fix it for at least 10 mins please |

test bumm
University of Caille Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:38:04 -
[167] - Quote
We were discussing a week ago how eve would die after fozzies great scheme failed, and the general consensus was a failed server start over and over...and....
In before "I didn't want that game anyways". 
if not this time....... then..............
And no I haven't asked for isk....and haven't kissed a-ú^&e of someone for stuffing up (heard of testing?) How about being sure before you release a patch into game, like say have a test server.
Oh wait..!!
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Mauddib77
Insurrection The Explicit Alliance
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:38:30 -
[168] - Quote
Best Eva!!!!
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Alexey Skipper
live Gold Steel
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:38:33 -
[169] - Quote
GO WIPE  |

Stvndog
The Executives Executive Outcomes
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:38:42 -
[170] - Quote
Xanna Minator wrote:What's really happening is that CCP have only let Greek players on so they can mine enough to pay off their national debt
uh, whoa |
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Hoshi Nakumoto
X-Fleet Phantoms The Sinful Legion
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:38:45 -
[171] - Quote
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over. |

xXchochiXx
Hounds Of Haides RAZOR Alliance
27
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:38:57 -
[172] - Quote
recode eve and it would be awesome don't shrink battle sizes to save the need for re coding :( big battles is what makes this game unique |

Spcius Patrouette
Mara's Hounds The Volition Cult
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:39:09 -
[173] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously. No need to get snarky with the paying customers |

Zola Budd
Navi Vault Two Inch Terror
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:39:22 -
[174] - Quote
Lucaz Verona wrote:Zola Budd wrote:Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve. Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look to the devs and see. They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy. Because the server's up, server's down. (Server's up, server's down) Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Fozzie, just killed the game. Put an update to its head, Pulled the trigger, now it's dead. Fozzie, sov had just begun, but now updates take all day.
Fozzie, ooh, didn't mean to make Eve die. If it's not back again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.
its not a biscuit - this is hip hop you nit wit - learn to deal - or step back and kneel - you might find you can feel! Blag the POS - scrape the ISK - paw at some free SP? not me im free. puffing on a splif - take a long Bio and puff on a splif it'll be back in a bit - until then sont talk s**t :P Please tell me you know what song he was trying to imitate.... FYI it was nothing to with rap or hip hop.
but this is hip hop you nit wit :) |

Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
31
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:39:30 -
[175] - Quote
MortarJim wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Offline again... drink lol :) don`t bring server back online, i`ve run out of alcohol, need to go to the shops. so don`t fix it for at least 10 mins please
I promise not to bring the server back online until you get back home with more booze :P |

Na'Monk
SniggWaffe WAFFLES.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:39:38 -
[176] - Quote
Don't forget to start your from those 8" floppies and the original setup.. Good luck, and here's to a timely fix. |

Jack Pickaloe
Rock Punchers Inc
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:40:11 -
[177] - Quote
I think its time to push the red button! |

Tacbat
Express Removal Services
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:40:17 -
[178] - Quote
Just like the good old days. Keep up the good work guys, soon be up and running again me thinks...... |

Skyrider Deathknight
Insurrection The Explicit Alliance
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:40:23 -
[179] - Quote
Have you tried the following: - Turning it off and on again. - Giving it a good kick. - Throwing abuse at it. - Storm out the room saying you'll be back in 5mins . - Saying sorry about all the mean things your said and asking nicely for it to work. - Threaten you'll buy a new one if you don't work soonGäó
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Miss Cruentatus
C5 Flight The Serenity Initiative
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:40:28 -
[180] - Quote
The BIGGEST battle in eve is today with CCP's all over iceland being deployed,
"I WAS THERE" |
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Muffins
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:40:29 -
[181] - Quote
Spcius Patrouette wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously. No need to get snarky with the paying customers
Well... when the paying customers are being whiny b*****'s by and large..... You know.
Everybody is human lol. |

Kalfar Chillar
The Minutemen The Bastion
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:40:42 -
[182] - Quote
So... Has anyone noticed that in the last thread CCP were all calm and casual with their updates and now ITS AN ALL CAPS RAGE!!!! |

Steijn
Quay Industries
978
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:40:53 -
[183] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.
surely when youve deployed something 4 or more times and it still fails, the only logical solution is to rollback until you know what is actually wrong with it? |

Raphendyr Nardieu
Unpublished Chapter Chapters.
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:40:56 -
[184] - Quote
Could someone nice donate me ISK to buy gecko for lowsec roam on Friday. |

Larn Conner
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:40:59 -
[185] - Quote
Lev Andropov: That's why I told you "touch nothing". But you're bunch of cowboys! |

Timomantis Nabali
I Irradiate Dead People Yulai Federation
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:41:03 -
[186] - Quote
Xanna Minator wrote:What's really happening is that CCP have only let Greek players on so they can mine enough to pay off their national debt
I fuckin lol'ed! LMAFAO!! |

Cervix Thumper
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
48
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:41:08 -
[187] - Quote
Stan Bran wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Kasi Briccius wrote:Is the drinking game over?  Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work!  It's really a science !
My uncle is a professional chemist. He can take any beer, wine or spirit and turn it into urine in under 5 mins. He loves chemistry.
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Spcius Patrouette
Mara's Hounds The Volition Cult
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:41:12 -
[188] - Quote
Muffins wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously. No need to get snarky with the paying customers Well... when the paying customers are being whiny b*****'s by and large..... You know. Everybody is human lol. Whats whiny about offering a suggestion? |

ctx2007
Wychwood and Wells Beer needs you
425
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:41:19 -
[189] - Quote
it keeps going to VIP mode ccp must be getting somewhere, try the power switch 
You only-árealise you life has been a waste of time, when you wake up dead.
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John Pz
Empire of the Forsaken Dark Crusade
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:41:24 -
[190] - Quote
Free Geckos rather ran free SP |
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aLostProphet
Applied Anarchy SpaceMonkey's Alliance
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:41:32 -
[191] - Quote
God Dang POS CODE |

MortarJim
MJ Industry
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:41:36 -
[192] - Quote
well put muffins
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cretan Audeles
Maximus Corp The Volition Cult
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:41:44 -
[193] - Quote
Zola Budd wrote:Lucaz Verona wrote:Zola Budd wrote:Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve. Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look to the devs and see. They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy. Because the server's up, server's down. (Server's up, server's down) Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Fozzie, just killed the game. Put an update to its head, Pulled the trigger, now it's dead. Fozzie, sov had just begun, but now updates take all day.
Fozzie, ooh, didn't mean to make Eve die. If it's not back again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.
its not a biscuit - this is hip hop you nit wit - learn to deal - or step back and kneel - you might find you can feel! Blag the POS - scrape the ISK - paw at some free SP? not me im free. puffing on a splif - take a long Bio and puff on a splif it'll be back in a bit - until then sont talk s**t :P Please tell me you know what song he was trying to imitate.... FYI it was nothing to with rap or hip hop. but this is hip hop you nit wit :)
good god, kill it before it breeds
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Taos D'Heretic
Applied Anarchy SpaceMonkey's Alliance
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:41:45 -
[194] - Quote
While waiting for the servers, I got onto witcher 3 to pass a few rounds of gwent, It hit me then that I would like to see an eve version of the card game. |

Spcius Patrouette
Mara's Hounds The Volition Cult
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:41:59 -
[195] - Quote
Raphendyr Nardieu wrote:Could someone nice donate me ISK to buy gecko for lowsec roam on Friday. start a gofundme clone for isk |

Vivien Meally
Des-Meisters-Lakaien Phoenix Company Alliance
67
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:42:00 -
[196] - Quote
Whats going on? Has FozzieSov downed EVE so early? |

Epentix
The Liberatos Corporation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:42:08 -
[197] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.
I "believe"???? so you don't know for sure "obviously" Clusters are a ***** if you don't use them like you should do. |

Lady Areola Fappington
2583
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:42:14 -
[198] - Quote
Jerusaleman wrote:
Is it daft to ask for compensation when befouled by CCP? I am glad I don't just accept crap in life like some sheep, who knows the EU might take over and treat us all like shite..... Oh yer they have already. Think it's time to move to Aus..
Generally it's considered pretty gauche and ill-mannered to demand compensation in situations like this. I was brought up better.
"Company X, this thing happened and I'm unhappy." "Ohh, we're sorry Customer Y, please accept this compensation in apology."
That exchange is cool.
"Company X, this thing happened and I'm upset, gimme something!"
Yeah, that's pretty rude. Don't do that, kids.
7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY?
No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided.
--Eve New Player Guide
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Reverendia Zeddamax
The Old Timer's Guild M O B I U S
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:42:33 -
[199] - Quote
Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve. Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look to the devs and see. They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy. Because the server's up, server's down. (Server's up, server's down) Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Fozzie, just killed the game. Put an update to its head, Pulled the trigger, now it's dead. Fozzie, sov had just begun, but now updates take all day.
Fozzie, ooh, didn't mean to make Eve die. If it's not back again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.
First post on the forums just to say this is AWESOME! |

MortarJim
MJ Industry
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:42:36 -
[200] - Quote
Cervix Thumper wrote:Stan Bran wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Kasi Briccius wrote:Is the drinking game over?  Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work!  It's really a science ! My uncle is a professional chemist. He can take any beer, wine or spirit and turn it into urine in under 5 mins. He loves chemistry. i can do it in 3 minutes , so he sucks |
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Tony Lennelluc
Dragons of Stone and Steel
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:42:38 -
[201] - Quote
To the creators of EVE ...
Don't want anything free instead just wanna say thanks for creating an awesome game ! Servers go down from time to time and I honestly can say I feel your pain if I could I'd send ya some advil and Timmies !
PS: DONT CLICK THE UPGRADE TO WINDOWS 10 ICON !!!!! Eve would self destruct the servers would never work right and we would all be stuck playing minesweeper !
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who donGÇÖt.
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Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy Caldari State
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:42:38 -
[202] - Quote
Xanna Minator wrote:What's really happening is that CCP have only let Greek players on so they can mine enough to pay off their national debt
Greeks dont play Eve - you pay corporate tax in Eve  |

chez1962
hardcore 19th star
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:42:44 -
[203] - Quote
finaly the did it .... FOZZIE SOV |

Illiander Aideron
Requiem Knowledge Cede Nullis
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:42:50 -
[204] - Quote
test bumm wrote:We were discussing a week ago how eve would die after fozzies great scheme failed, and the general consensus was a failed server start over and over...and....  In before "I didn't want that game anyways".  if not this time....... then.............. And no I haven't asked for isk....and haven't kissed a-ú^&e of someone for stuffing up (heard of testing?) How about being sure before you release a patch into game, like say have a test server. Oh wait..!!
The trick that they seem to have missed is using identical hardware on the test server as on the production server.
Or they forgot to roll this patch out on the test server.
Has to be one or the other.
I've been in similar situations, it happens when devs get overconfident in their programming abilities.
Generally it leads to a CTA among the whole technical staff. |

Zola Budd
Navi Vault Two Inch Terror
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:42:55 -
[205] - Quote
Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Have you tried the following: - Turning it off and on again. - Giving it a good kick. - Throwing abuse at it. - Storm out the room saying you'll be back in 5mins . - Saying sorry about all the mean things your said and asking nicely for it to work. - Threaten you'll buy a new one if you don't work soonGäó
remember not to forget to rattle it about a bit too mind ;) |

JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc Brave Collective
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:43:07 -
[206] - Quote
I gonna make coffe.... maybe a pie too  |

Braden Fanguard
Dutch East Querious Company Phoebe Freeport Republic
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:43:17 -
[207] - Quote
Serenity Just went down. |

TheTennant
Third Attention
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:43:33 -
[208] - Quote
As worf would say " Qapbe' nguSDI " |

Hoshi Nakumoto
X-Fleet Phantoms The Sinful Legion
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:43:50 -
[209] - Quote
Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Have you tried the following: - Turning it off and on again. - Giving it a good kick. - Throwing abuse at it. - Storm out the room saying you'll be back in 5mins . - Saying sorry about all the mean things your said and asking nicely for it to work. - Threaten you'll buy a new one if you don't work soonGäó
I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen. Dave
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Zola Budd
Navi Vault Two Inch Terror
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:43:54 -
[210] - Quote
01364642479
call me in you are blazed and in the UK hahahah |
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Timomantis Nabali
I Irradiate Dead People Yulai Federation
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:44:00 -
[211] - Quote
Epentix wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously. I "believe"???? so you don't know for sure "obviously" Clusters are a ***** if you don't use them like you should do.
Just remember, he works at eve, you dont! |

Corraidhin Farsaidh
Farsaidh's Freeborn
1405
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:44:01 -
[212] - Quote
Steijn wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously. surely when youve deployed something 4 or more times and it still fails, the only logical solution is to rollback until you know what is actually wrong with it?
Often you don't want to do that immediately as you need to gather info as to the problem. Only when you exhaust that avenue do you rollback otherwise you may simply take 2 hours recovering only to hit the very same problem. |

Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
31
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:44:10 -
[213] - Quote
MortarJim wrote:Cervix Thumper wrote:Stan Bran wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Kasi Briccius wrote:Is the drinking game over?  Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work!  It's really a science ! My uncle is a professional chemist. He can take any beer, wine or spirit and turn it into urine in under 5 mins. He loves chemistry. i can do it in 3 minutes , so he sucks
#jimisproandCCPphantomneedzhugs |

Kalfar Chillar
The Minutemen The Bastion
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:44:13 -
[214] - Quote
Step 1. Shut down server. Step 2. Deploy Client patch to CDN Step 3. Deploy Server patch to each VM Step 4. D**k stuck in toaster.... F**k |

Impness
Sods Mordus Angels
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:44:39 -
[215] - Quote
Thanks for keeping us informed while your struggling. (Now please send CCP Seagull downtown after some proper food for the hamsters!). |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
275
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:44:52 -
[216] - Quote
Cervix Thumper wrote:Stan Bran wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Kasi Briccius wrote:Is the drinking game over?  Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work!  It's really a science ! My uncle is a professional chemist. He can take any beer, wine or spirit and turn it into urine in under 5 mins. He loves chemistry.
Yup, chemistry is an utterly undervalued field of science. 
|

Skyrider Deathknight
Insurrection The Explicit Alliance
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:45:09 -
[217] - Quote
Zola Budd wrote:Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Have you tried the following: - Turning it off and on again. - Giving it a good kick. - Throwing abuse at it. - Storm out the room saying you'll be back in 5mins . - Saying sorry about all the mean things your said and asking nicely for it to work. - Threaten you'll buy a new one if you don't work soonGäó
remember not to forget to rattle it about a bit too mind ;)
Ah forgot that one, also the petting it and giving it a good cuddle |

Gajo Facinus
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:45:17 -
[218] - Quote
...guess it's time I stop my ddos attack and let you all back online |

Big Lynx
3338
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:45:39 -
[219] - Quote
Press CTRL + ALT + DEL |

ela Ishikela
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:45:40 -
[220] - Quote
i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?
this is joke?
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Jack Pickaloe
Rock Punchers Inc
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:45:53 -
[221] - Quote
JFKen Imperia wrote:I gonna make coffe.... maybe a pie too 
I want some!!! |

Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
32
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:45:58 -
[222] - Quote
Gajo Facinus wrote:...guess it's time I stop my ddos attack and let you all back online
lulz >.> |

Ponder Stuff
Nocturnal Romance Cynosural Field Theory.
26
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:45:58 -
[223] - Quote
Soooo, instead of just breaking eve from the inside, fozzie has decided to break eve properly this time??? |

KenFlorian
Jednota Inc
15
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:46:10 -
[224] - Quote
Some of the most amusing and creative authorships derives from unscheduled downtime. Many of the posts in this thread are compensation enough.
I would hate for unscheduled downtimes to forever cease.
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Skyrider Deathknight
Insurrection The Explicit Alliance
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:46:18 -
[225] - Quote
ela Ishikela wrote:i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?
this is joke?
Wait, there are people that still pay for eve?! wut |

Kayou Aldeshaar
Dubius Praedator Coalition of the Unfortunate
24
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:46:20 -
[226] - Quote
Zola Budd wrote:Lucaz Verona wrote:Zola Budd wrote:Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve. Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look to the devs and see. They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy. Because the server's up, server's down. (Server's up, server's down) Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Fozzie, just killed the game. Put an update to its head, Pulled the trigger, now it's dead. Fozzie, sov had just begun, but now updates take all day.
Fozzie, ooh, didn't mean to make Eve die. If it's not back again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.
its not a biscuit - this is hip hop you nit wit - learn to deal - or step back and kneel - you might find you can feel! Blag the POS - scrape the ISK - paw at some free SP? not me im free. puffing on a splif - take a long Bio and puff on a splif it'll be back in a bit - until then sont talk s**t :P Please tell me you know what song he was trying to imitate.... FYI it was nothing to with rap or hip hop. but this is hip hop you nit wit :)
Isk won't come, just when you want it. You see I mine son, but I'll get it on. You wanna gank then step up and we'll get it on. You get a point to the grill, I'm Amarr and I'm ill. A descendant of God's own with tachyon skills. I tanked and I swing, next thing your hull's broken. With a pod full of nothing, meanwhile I'll be drilin On a fat rock, Spod rocks?, you don't know the half. Tryin' to gank ships man, please don't make me laugh. These miner's eyes are smilin, I'm buckwildin'. The laser chain is pumpin, start jumpin. Lock it, mine it, jet can haul it. |

Darkanon Destroyer
Tritanium Industries and Technology Executive Outcomes
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:46:22 -
[227] - Quote
and now lets go to our five day forecast. Whats the weather like Ollie? |

Stu Pendisdick
Odyssey SDC The Revenant Order
52
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:46:26 -
[228] - Quote
The devs are hard at work |

Hicksimus
Oblivion Incarnate Sock Puppet Federation
662
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:46:39 -
[229] - Quote
I know this is a great opportunity for the denizens of EvE to go outside but I work outside so to make a long story short somebody may as well have my stuff if you aren't going to give me 1m free SP.
Recruitment Officer: What type of a pilot are you?
Me: I've been described as a Ray Charles with Parkinsons and a drinking problem.
|

Spcius Patrouette
Mara's Hounds The Volition Cult
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:46:53 -
[230] - Quote
Darkanon Destroyer wrote:and now lets go to our five day forecast. Whats the weather like Ollie? ITS BAD |
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Aleccia Kashada
Perkone Caldari State
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:46:53 -
[231] - Quote
did you try turning off and on again?
lol.
jakes aside,
im sad. wanna play [email protected]!!!!!!!
ahh well. can always play later. im sure they are being as fast as they can to get back online.
(but I wouldn't be against free sp, push me closer to using my provi, or a plex) |

TheTennant
Third Attention
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:47:01 -
[232] - Quote
Impness wrote:Thanks for keeping us informed while your struggling. (Now please send CCP Seagull downtown after some proper food for the hamsters!).
Rihanna ! I didn't know you played eve. |

Joseph Cash
N.F.H.P. Hell's Pirates
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:47:03 -
[233] - Quote
Maybe this will help...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=insM7oUYNOE |

Fugly Isktaker
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:47:20 -
[234] - Quote
"Hey, I just noticed this SQL index uses a - instead of a _ should we fix it today?"
"yeah go for it." |

Skyrider Deathknight
Insurrection The Explicit Alliance
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:47:23 -
[235] - Quote
Spcius Patrouette wrote:Darkanon Destroyer wrote:and now lets go to our five day forecast. Whats the weather like Ollie? ITS BAD VERY BAD |

Muffins
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:47:44 -
[236] - Quote
Spcius Patrouette wrote:Muffins wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously. No need to get snarky with the paying customers Well... when the paying customers are being whiny b*****'s by and large..... You know. Everybody is human lol. Whats whiny about offering a suggestion?
My post obviously reflected every single individual in eve.
Especially you. |

Nathan Semah
N-C-i-S
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:01 -
[237] - Quote
Have you tried turning it off and back on again........ oh wait. |

Traavemynde
Strenus Custodes
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:04 -
[238] - Quote
Keel Fozzie, this is his fault! |

Omer Tivianne
Imperial House of Pancakes Imperium Galactic Empire
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:09 -
[239] - Quote
its not funny... its like this video was ment for this momet... this is creepy
|

JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc Brave Collective
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:11 -
[240] - Quote
ela Ishikela wrote:i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?
this is joke?
Keep calm, sh*t happens sometimes |
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Darkanon Destroyer
Tritanium Industries and Technology Executive Outcomes
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:11 -
[241] - Quote
Spcius Patrouette wrote:Darkanon Destroyer wrote:and now lets go to our five day forecast. Whats the weather like Ollie? ITS BAD
thanks Ollie Now sports |

Lt Motion
SUNDERING Goonswarm Federation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:20 -
[242] - Quote
ela Ishikela wrote:i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?
this is joke?
Relax mate and join us with the drinking game. CCP is working on it.
Rules : Take a drink each time someone blames CCP
Disclaimer : Alcohol abuse is a serious issue, do not drink. Ever. |

Stvndog
The Executives Executive Outcomes
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:22 -
[243] - Quote
lol |

Kalfar Chillar
The Minutemen The Bastion
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:27 -
[244] - Quote
Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:Darkanon Destroyer wrote:and now lets go to our five day forecast. Whats the weather like Ollie? ITS BAD VERY BAD ITS RAINING CATS |

Bladeburner
Minmatar Death Squad
21
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:28 -
[245] - Quote
EVE server down NNnnnnooooo....
CCP i need the server up ASAP!!!
I've left my Fedo in the station hangar with no food or water.....what am i to do??
Will Concord get involved or social services??
Will i lose my fedo forever?
GET THE SERVER BACK ON AND SAVE A FEDO TODAY.
P.S
Keep up the hard work CCP. |

Ellis Goa'uld
Stronghelm Corporation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:49 -
[246] - Quote
while the servers are down here's some great reading material that will satisfy anyone for 2 minutes  https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Tranquility
edit: vip mode this is the one guys THIs is the one |

Hedstrom Bukandara
Space Squirrels Unite
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:49:34 -
[247] - Quote
Jack Pickaloe wrote: I think its time to push the red button!
Ah yes the Shiny Red Candy-Like Button...
|

Spcius Patrouette
Mara's Hounds The Volition Cult
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:49:50 -
[248] - Quote
Muffins wrote: Especially you.
I assumed as much, given that you replied directly to me. |

Raphendyr Nardieu
Unpublished Chapter Chapters.
17
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:49:53 -
[249] - Quote
Hicksimus wrote:I know this is a great opportunity for the denizens of EvE to go outside but I work outside so to make a long story short somebody may as well have my stuff if you aren't going to give me 1m free SP.
I can take your stuff. |

Kalfar Chillar
The Minutemen The Bastion
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:49:56 -
[250] - Quote
10 minutes into DT - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa7nSzCiGXk |
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Zola Budd
Navi Vault Two Inch Terror
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:50:04 -
[251] - Quote
Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Zola Budd wrote:Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Have you tried the following: - Turning it off and on again. - Giving it a good kick. - Throwing abuse at it. - Storm out the room saying you'll be back in 5mins . - Saying sorry about all the mean things your said and asking nicely for it to work. - Threaten you'll buy a new one if you don't work soonGäó
remember not to forget to rattle it about a bit too mind ;) Ah forgot that one, also the petting it and giving it a good cuddle
just put SOV back to the old way and just hit (restore to last save point) |

Aneu Angellus
Exclusion Cartel The Kadeshi
68
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:50:10 -
[252] - Quote
Darkanon Destroyer wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:Darkanon Destroyer wrote:and now lets go to our five day forecast. Whats the weather like Ollie? ITS BAD thanks Ollie Now sports
People kicked things, others hit them with stuff. |

Stvndog
The Executives Executive Outcomes
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:50:11 -
[253] - Quote
Bladeburner wrote:EVE server down NNnnnnooooo....
CCP i need the server up ASAP!!!
I've left my Fedo in the station hangar with no food or water.....what am i to do??
Will Concord get involved or social services??
Will i lose my fedo forever?
GET THE SERVER BACK ON AND SAVE A FEDO TODAY.
P.S
Keep up the hard work CCP. Donate isk to save the Fedo |

Alexey Rumyancev
Catastrophe Assembly Out of Sight.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:50:16 -
[254] - Quote
RIP eve  |

Motorbit
HildCo Interplanetar Villore Accords
45
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:50:19 -
[255] - Quote
did you feed the hamsters after midnight? |

Sonia Vess
WARP Mechanics Fidelas Constans
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:50:20 -
[256] - Quote
-ö-â-¦-+-ü-î -¦-ü-¦ -é-¦-¦-+ -+-Ç-+-ê-¦-+ -¦-+-¦-+-+-+....
-ò-ü-+-+ -¦ -¦ -+-¦-¦-¦ -Å -+-¦-é-¦-+, -¦ -é-ï -¦-+-+-¦ -¦-ï -+-+-¦ -¦-+-¦-+-¦ -æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -â-é-+-+-+-+ -+-¦-+-Å , -ç-é-+-¦-ï -¦-ï-+ -¦-ü-¦-¦-¦-¦ -ü -é-+-¦-+-¦ -ò-ü-+-+ -¦ -+-¦-¦-¦ -Å -+-¦-é-¦-+, -¦ -é-ï -¦-+-+-¦ -¦-ï -+-+-¦ -¦-+-¦-+-¦ -æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-ï-ü-â-ê-+-+ -+-+-Ç-Å, -ç-é-+-¦-ï -é-ï -¦-ï-+-¦ -ü-+ -+-+-+-¦
-ò-ü-+-+ -+-æ-Ç-é-¦-ï-+ -¦-ï-+ -¦-ï -Å -+-â -¦ -é-ï -¦-ë-æ -¦-+-¦-+-¦ -æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-+-ü-¦-Ç-¦-ü-+-+ -+-¦-+-Å -ç-é-+-¦-ï -¦-ï-+ -¦-ü-¦-¦-¦-¦ -ü -é-+-¦-+-¦ -ò-ü-+-+ -+-æ-Ç-é-¦-ï-+ -¦-ï-+ -¦-ï -Å -+-â -¦ -é-ï -¦-ë-æ -¦-+-¦-+-¦ -æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-+-+-+-î -é-¦-+-Ä -+-¦-¦-Ç-¦-+ -ç-é-+-¦-ï -é-ï -¦-ï-+-¦ -ü-+ -+-+-+-¦ |

Illiander Aideron
Requiem Knowledge Cede Nullis
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:50:25 -
[257] - Quote
Fugly Isktaker wrote:"Hey, I just noticed this SQL index uses a - instead of a _ should we fix it today?"
"yeah go for it."
Possibly the most hilarious comment in the thread.
Also, completely believable for the sort of fix someone would be arrogant enough to assume that they don't need to test.
Gentlemen, ladies: we have a winner! |

Jack Pickaloe
Rock Punchers Inc
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:50:28 -
[258] - Quote
Darkanon Destroyer wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:Darkanon Destroyer wrote:and now lets go to our five day forecast. Whats the weather like Ollie? ITS BAD thanks Ollie Now sports
Wait the aliens are coming the aliens are coming............ |

Infinite Destruction
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
19
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:50:35 -
[259] - Quote
The default fix for all things wrong in Eve generally is: try repackaging your ship and see if that fixes the problem.
Perhaps CCP should try repackaging their servers to see if that fixes the problem ? |

Shadowlightt
Hammer of Hephaestus
81
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:51:09 -
[260] - Quote
I need a beer. |
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Nicolai Serkanner
Jebediah Kerman's Junkyard and Spaceship Parts Co. Brave Collective
436
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:51:14 -
[261] - Quote
Skyrider Deathknight wrote:ela Ishikela wrote:i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?
this is joke?
Wait, there are people that still pay for eve?! wut
Yes, and because they do you can play as well.
|

Solaria Cellardoor
The Founding Four Fidelas Constans
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:51:22 -
[262] - Quote
July 15th, 2015 - the day EVE online went down...FOREVER. Not too bad, it has been up (I use the word loosely, of course) since May 6th, 2003. Not a bad run. |

Clepto Maniac
Angels and Devils Hams United
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:51:36 -
[263] - Quote
Arzi Reece wrote:Dear CCP,
Have you tried unplugging it and then plugging it back in? Clear your cache.... |

Epentix
The Liberatos Corporation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:51:44 -
[264] - Quote
Timomantis Nabali wrote:Epentix wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously. I "believe"???? so you don't know for sure "obviously" Clusters are a ***** if you don't use them like you should do. Just remember, he works at eve, you dont!
lol, I know I am paying part of his salary every month! But than again, I offered to help |

Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:51:46 -
[265] - Quote
Lt Motion wrote:ela Ishikela wrote:i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?
this is joke?
Relax mate and join us with the drinking game. CCP is working on it. Rules : Take a drink each time someone blames CCP Disclaimer : Alcohol abuse is a serious issue, do not drink. Ever.
Lemon Verbena wrote:DRINK! |

Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
32
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:51:50 -
[266] - Quote
Shadowlightt wrote:I need a beer.
Way ahead of you :) |

Valkyrie Ragnor
9th Fleet DreddedEvE
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:51:50 -
[267] - Quote
iv payed for this service and would just like to know about some compensation
i was just wondering im doing alot of work with bpos and i was going to ask can you send me a really cool bpo i know you guys work really hard and the game is fantastic i like what you doing with eve thank you very much and im looking forward to your response :) |

Trademaster Rob
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:51:57 -
[268] - Quote
Is this time going to be reimbursed  |

Timomantis Nabali
I Irradiate Dead People Yulai Federation
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:52:09 -
[269] - Quote
Shadowlightt wrote:I need a beer.
You're late to the game my friend! |

Skyrider Deathknight
Insurrection The Explicit Alliance
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:52:09 -
[270] - Quote
Sonia Vess wrote:-ö-â-¦-+-ü-î -¦-ü-¦ -é-¦-¦-+ -+-Ç-+-ê-¦-+ -¦-+-¦-+-+-+....
-ò-ü-+-+ -¦ -¦ -+-¦-¦-¦ -Å -+-¦-é-¦-+, -¦ -é-ï -¦-+-+-¦ -¦-ï -+-+-¦ -¦-+-¦-+-¦ -æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -â-é-+-+-+-+ -+-¦-+-Å , -ç-é-+-¦-ï -¦-ï-+ -¦-ü-¦-¦-¦-¦ -ü -é-+-¦-+-¦ -ò-ü-+-+ -¦ -+-¦-¦-¦ -Å -+-¦-é-¦-+, -¦ -é-ï -¦-+-+-¦ -¦-ï -+-+-¦ -¦-+-¦-+-¦ -æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-ï-ü-â-ê-+-+ -+-+-Ç-Å, -ç-é-+-¦-ï -é-ï -¦-ï-+-¦ -ü-+ -+-+-+-¦
-ò-ü-+-+ -+-æ-Ç-é-¦-ï-+ -¦-ï-+ -¦-ï -Å -+-â -¦ -é-ï -¦-ë-æ -¦-+-¦-+-¦ -æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-+-ü-¦-Ç-¦-ü-+-+ -+-¦-+-Å -ç-é-+-¦-ï -¦-ï-+ -¦-ü-¦-¦-¦-¦ -ü -é-+-¦-+-¦ -ò-ü-+-+ -+-æ-Ç-é-¦-ï-+ -¦-ï-+ -¦-ï -Å -+-â -¦ -é-ï -¦-ë-æ -¦-+-¦-+-¦ -æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-+-+-+-î -é-¦-+-Ä -+-¦-¦-Ç-¦-+ -ç-é-+-¦-ï -é-ï -¦-ï-+-¦ -ü-+ -+-+-+-¦
Dudos still held apparently ....
If I flew in the sky , and you would be living under water God would have drowned me, that was always with you When I flew in the sky , and you would have lived under water God would have dried up the sea , that you were with me
If I would have been dead well, you're still alive God raised me to have been always with you If I would have been dead well, you're still alive God would your life took you to be with me
- Thank you Google translate |
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Agata Matahari
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
152
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:52:14 -
[271] - Quote
LOL. IwantIsk stellar pool is still counting. Trustable site.  |

Yimarra
the shadow republic Hams United
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:52:26 -
[272] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RybNI0KB1bg
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Richard TheLordOfDance
Operation Fishbowl Inc.
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:52:31 -
[273] - Quote
It's like the good old days all over again!  |

Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
32
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:52:35 -
[274] - Quote
Valkyrie Ragnor wrote:iv payed for this service and would just like to know about some compensation
i was just wondering im doing alot of work with bpos and i was going to ask can you send me a really cool bpo i know you guys work really hard and the game is fantastic i like what you doing with eve thank you very much and im looking forward to your response :)
You should get a beer too :P |

Lawin Cwennich
Deutsche Silberwerke AG
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:52:40 -
[275] - Quote
Quote:13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
13:37? Seriously? |

Ellendras Silver
CrashCat Corporation
184
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:52:42 -
[276] - Quote
Trademaster Rob wrote:Is this time going to be reimbursed 
maybe another 50k unallocated SP
[u]Carpe noctem[/u]
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Corraidhin Farsaidh
Farsaidh's Freeborn
1405
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:52:51 -
[277] - Quote
That explains it, they aren't using a real database... |

Cervix Thumper
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
49
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:52:52 -
[278] - Quote
or is it: working hard |

Stvndog
The Executives Executive Outcomes
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:00 -
[279] - Quote
for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!! |

Skyrider Deathknight
Insurrection The Explicit Alliance
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:11 -
[280] - Quote
Nicolai Serkanner wrote:Skyrider Deathknight wrote:ela Ishikela wrote:i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?
this is joke?
Wait, there are people that still pay for eve?! wut Yes, and because they do you can play as well.
Really i did not know that. |
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Beliskner Hippaforalcu
Signal Cartel EvE-Scout Enclave
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:17 -
[281] - Quote
Thanks Obama... |

Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy Caldari State
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:32 -
[282] - Quote
Trademaster Rob wrote:Is this time going to be reimbursed 
Yep - the next 1/2 hour of your time is free - you are free to sit there and do whatever you want with it - Enjoy! |

ImNotAnAlt Lazair
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:33 -
[283] - Quote
Possible solution: Have you tried turning it off and on again ? |

DontCryAndPlay Keikira
Waking Demons
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:37 -
[284] - Quote
Trademaster Rob wrote:Is this time going to be reimbursed 
In the form of torpedoes... Hitting our hull...
Making us cry... |

Muffins
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:45 -
[285] - Quote
Spcius Patrouette wrote:Muffins wrote: Especially you.
I assumed as much, given that you replied directly to me.
Sarcasm detection has failed, I see.
I didn't mean you, specifically. Just in general ^_^ |

Lucaz Verona
Radical Astronauts Plundering Eve WormHole Occupation and Resource Exploitation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:45 -
[286] - Quote
Stvndog wrote:for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!!
It's all CCP Fozzie's fault.
There now take that shot. |

Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
32
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:51 -
[287] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Lt Motion wrote:ela Ishikela wrote:i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?
this is joke?
Relax mate and join us with the drinking game. CCP is working on it. Rules : Take a drink each time someone blames CCP Disclaimer : Alcohol abuse is a serious issue, do not drink. Ever. Lemon Verbena wrote:DRINK!
<3
|

Shadowlightt
Hammer of Hephaestus
81
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:54 -
[288] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Valkyrie Ragnor wrote:iv payed for this service and would just like to know about some compensation
i was just wondering im doing alot of work with bpos and i was going to ask can you send me a really cool bpo i know you guys work really hard and the game is fantastic i like what you doing with eve thank you very much and im looking forward to your response :) You should get a beer too :P
LMFAO maybe some TEQUILA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |

Hoshi Nakumoto
X-Fleet Phantoms The Sinful Legion
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:54:00 -
[289] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Shadowlightt wrote:I need a beer. Way ahead of you :)
Wild Turkey time  |

Alicia Star-Runner
Expansive Mining and Industral Engineering
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:54:09 -
[290] - Quote
Zola Budd wrote:Lucaz Verona wrote:Zola Budd wrote:Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve. Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look to the devs and see. They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy. Because the server's up, server's down. (Server's up, server's down) Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Fozzie, just killed the game. Put an update to its head, Pulled the trigger, now it's dead. Fozzie, sov had just begun, but now updates take all day.
Fozzie, ooh, didn't mean to make Eve die. If it's not back again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.
its not a biscuit - this is hip hop you nit wit - learn to deal - or step back and kneel - you might find you can feel! Blag the POS - scrape the ISK - paw at some free SP? not me im free. puffing on a splif - take a long Bio and puff on a splif it'll be back in a bit - until then sont talk s**t :P Please tell me you know what song he was trying to imitate.... FYI it was nothing to with rap or hip hop. but this is hip hop you nit wit :)
Actually, you nit wit, it is Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody... Jesus ****, learn your music.
|
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Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:54:29 -
[291] - Quote
Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burned. The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, to identify the body.
Daryl arrives first, and when the mortician pulls back the sheet, Daryl says, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over."
The mortician rolls him over, and Daryl says, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician thinks this is strange. Then he brings Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer takes a look at the face and says, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."
The mortician rolls him over and Gomer says, "No, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician asks, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a**holes."
"What? He had two a**holes?!" exclaims the mortician.
"Yup, every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two a**holes.'" |

Ecolo
Highcouncil Private Holding The Tsunami Collective
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:54:36 -
[292] - Quote
Jerusaleman wrote:Ecolo wrote:LETUSDIG wrote:is there any way you guys could roll the server back and boot it for us to continue our daily grind?? or maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?
i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :) Theres is more than enough resources and isk ingame for all players needs,.......not for all players greed!!!! Grow up, stop begging, start accepting ;) Is it daft to ask for compensation when befouled by CCP? I am glad I don't just accept crap in life like some sheep, who knows the EU might take over and treat us all like shite..... Oh yer they have already. Think it's time to move to Aus..
Asking for compensation for a bit of downtime Eve is: LAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Enough said!!
|

MortarJim
MJ Industry
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:54:39 -
[293] - Quote
Stvndog wrote:for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!! i blame CCPFozzie |

Celdie
Aliastra Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:54:46 -
[294] - Quote
Richard TheLordOfDance wrote:It's like the good old days all over again! 
+1 :) I played a lot in 2004, and this kind of downtime was just business-as-usual :) |

Aptiva Rin
Multiplex Gaming The Bastion
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:54:50 -
[295] - Quote
Dang beat me to it. Was about to do some editing to that XD |

JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc Brave Collective
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:54:59 -
[296] - Quote
Sonia Vess wrote: -æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-ï-ü-â-ê-+-+ -+-+-Ç-Å, -ç-é-+-¦-ï -é-ï -¦-ï-+-¦ -ü-+ -+-+-+-¦
ahah, that's what she said |

TheTennant
Third Attention
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:55:01 -
[297] - Quote
Time to take 40 winks. |

Scam Newton
Gabriel's Trumpet
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:55:01 -
[298] - Quote
look at the silver lining here. at least that twenty day skill you had in training will be finished when you log in next. |

Sean Roach
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:55:03 -
[299] - Quote
I'm not going to catch up. Two more pages were added while I was reading the last one. So, I'll post without reading the thread first. Rude of me, I know.
For compensation,.. I'm thinking the Christmas 2014 bundle. Maybe in the Christmas 2015 bundle, "one metric unit of whine"?
Well, I hope the servers are back up soon. |

Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3510
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:55:03 -
[300] - Quote
Someone must have opened The Door.
Know a Frozen fan? Check this out
Frozen fanfiction
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Miss Cruentatus
C5 Flight The Serenity Initiative
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:55:18 -
[301] - Quote
all these people crying about it. jesus guys,
WAA WAAAAAHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
whats that i hear? a WAMBULANCE
step outside away from your pc's theres another world out there. out of all these years this games been running i can count how many times CCP has had issues and compared to other games out there CCP are a god damn better than a lot of dev's.
@ all CCP's keep up the good work, you have done awsome so far no turning back now. oh yeah blame this on FOZZIE.
nothing he says is belivable. "just saying" :P |

Just Another
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:55:28 -
[302] - Quote
Have you tried calling Tech support ? |

Aneu Angellus
Exclusion Cartel The Kadeshi
68
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:55:40 -
[303] - Quote
CCP Fozzie! Wai you break things? |

admiral kerk
USS BORG ENTERPRISING
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:01 -
[304] - Quote
I always knew it would happen.... "If it ain't broke,Don't fix it!" |

Hizeki
Knights of Azrael Circle-Of-Two
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:09 -
[305] - Quote
with the downtime......now would be a great time to add the jukebox back to eve!!!!!    |

Anthar Thebess
1227
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:13 -
[306] - Quote
Not enough tears. Eve servers use player tears as fuel.
Capital Remote AID Rebalance
Way to solve important nullsec issue. CSM members do your work.
|

Titanium Vokan
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:15 -
[307] - Quote
2nd Day in eve, decided to start afresh after a break to get my hand back in, and this happens.....
I DEMAND COMPENSATION!!!! I've calculated -ú0.02 per hour so looking forward to a cheque in the post...
You can send it to:
Mr W.H.Iney 23 Complaint Boulevard Bitchtown
Oh wait, that makes me sound like a whiney moron with nothing better to do with my life than complain on the forum, I don't really care that eve's down at the moment, it gives me chance to trawl through the forums to see what's happening and remember that eve is always the same, unexpected occasional dt especially after patch days :)
And remember the days when it used to go down with no explanation for hours leading to forumragequit etc...
|

Stvndog
The Executives Executive Outcomes
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:16 -
[308] - Quote
Aneu Angellus wrote:CCP Fozzie! Wai you break things? Oh thank you!! |

Spcius Patrouette
Mara's Hounds The Volition Cult
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:26 -
[309] - Quote
Muffins wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:Muffins wrote: Especially you.
I assumed as much, given that you replied directly to me. Sarcasm detection has failed, I see. I didn't mean you, specifically. Just in general ^_^ I used whats known as the 'serbian double reverse' on you. taking an obviously sarcastic comment and responding to its literal interpretation.
TYL |

Aneu Angellus
Exclusion Cartel The Kadeshi
68
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:33 -
[310] - Quote
admiral kerk wrote:I always knew it would happen.... "If it ain't broke,Don't fix it!"
What about if its broke and you cant fix it? |
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Fugly Isktaker
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:38 -
[311] - Quote
13:56
The sun still won't rise... Time...has come to a stop. ...startup issues...still...gaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrr |

Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
35
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:42 -
[312] - Quote
MortarJim wrote:Stvndog wrote:for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!! i blame CCPFozzie
Did you get more booze?
|

Stu Pendisdick
Odyssey SDC The Revenant Order
54
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:46 -
[313] - Quote
Well, We're Waiting! |

Dan Ravensbreath
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:48 -
[314] - Quote
Hoooray!!! It's UP!
exclaimed the wife after she found me something to do with her whilst not playing EvE
Dan's your man! unless you need a girl, then Dan's just watching.
|

Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:49 -
[315] - Quote
Beliskner Hippaforalcu wrote:Thanks Obama...
I believe your intended target if Fozzie... |

CDR Scythe
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:56 -
[316] - Quote
There has recently been some earthquake activity in Iceland;
http://en.vedur.is/#tab=skjalftar
Guess this is the problem... |

Lucaz Verona
Radical Astronauts Plundering Eve WormHole Occupation and Resource Exploitation
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:58 -
[317] - Quote
Just Another wrote:Have you tried calling Tech support ?
"Hello, this is pets 4 u, my name is Dave, how can I help you"
CCP: "Yea, our hamster wheels seem to have broken" |

Leaky Johnson
Dogs of Capitalism Stellar Trade Clearinghouse
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:57:03 -
[318] - Quote
MinoriF wrote:Reactivated account just today after 8 months inactive --__--
It's your fault |

Ghan Rotinequeq
Leviathan Rising Affirmative.
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:57:18 -
[319] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8p8q4x9AA0 |

TigerXtrm
Black Thorne Corporation Black Thorne Alliance
1185
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:57:22 -
[320] - Quote
Unplugging for 30 seconds usually helps with my stuff.
CCP, try forcibly interupting power to the datacenter for 30 seconds and see if that fixes it.
My YouTube Channel - EVE Tutorials & other game related things!
My Website - Blogs, Livestreams & Forums
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Artenso Vestindal
Dark Flames of Amarr
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:57:22 -
[321] - Quote
Well, hours goes by, servers are still down... Seems like no EVE for me today And the worst part? I don't even have any beer or other alkohol to drink while waiting 
CCP, I wish you good luck identifying and fixing the problem |

5pitf1re
4S Corporation Goonswarm Federation
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:57:23 -
[322] - Quote
Can we get Geckos as a compensation? Actually, just add Gecko BPCs to the game while you're fixing things. |

Henry Plantgenet
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
39
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:57:32 -
[323] - Quote
IF we log in to an empty skillqueue and a bunch of "skill has been completed" messages (and we had a 300 day queue) Should this be reported as a bug or a feature? |

Valkyrie Ragnor
9th Fleet DreddedEvE
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:57:36 -
[324] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Valkyrie Ragnor wrote:iv payed for this service and would just like to know about some compensation
i was just wondering im doing alot of work with bpos and i was going to ask can you send me a really cool bpo i know you guys work really hard and the game is fantastic i like what you doing with eve thank you very much and im looking forward to your response :) You should get a beer too :P
lol i just feel that compensation isnt too much to ask |

Emma Verondi
MSE-corp
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:57:37 -
[325] - Quote
Everyone shut up and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgvM7av1o1Q
let them work in peace
"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
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Kalvai Corracks
Corracks Industrials
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:57:52 -
[326] - Quote
i dont know much about computer coding, but in my experience, stuff works when you hit it with a hammer. |

Kaoraku Shayiskhun
The 1st Regiment HUN Reloaded
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:57:57 -
[327] - Quote
Miss Cruentatus wrote:all these people crying about it. jesus guys,
WAA WAAAAAHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
whats that i hear? a WAMBULANCE
step outside away from your pc's theres another world out there. out of all these years this games been running i can count how many times CCP has had issues and compared to other games out there CCP are a god damn better than a lot of dev's.
@ all CCP's keep up the good work, you have done awsome so far no turning back now. oh yeah blame this on FOZZIE.
nothing he says is belivable. "just saying" :P
Yeah, put out a code what broke the whole game (and another game) is a pretty good work. And who the hell care what other devs and games do? We are here, and want to play THIS, not others. And this "go away from your PC" is such a childish sentence... |

Skyrider Deathknight
Insurrection The Explicit Alliance
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:58:01 -
[328] - Quote
Shadowlightt wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Valkyrie Ragnor wrote:iv payed for this service and would just like to know about some compensation
i was just wondering im doing alot of work with bpos and i was going to ask can you send me a really cool bpo i know you guys work really hard and the game is fantastic i like what you doing with eve thank you very much and im looking forward to your response :) You should get a beer too :P LMFAO maybe some TEQUILA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Okay so As a rough estimate due to different currency etc; it's basically a penny an hour you're losing because of this extended DT. So you would like 3p compensation correct? |

freddy115
The Scope Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:58:05 -
[329] - Quote
Ever notice when you only log into eve to set a 3 day PI cycle you dont care mostly if its up or down... But when you want to log in to make changes and it is down then.... It drives you insane? |

Stvndog
The Executives Executive Outcomes
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:58:18 -
[330] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehN1eS6HSro heres a video to pass the time, seems like we'll have it |
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
35
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:58:25 -
[331] - Quote
Artenso Vestindal wrote:Well, hours goes by, servers are still down... Seems like no EVE for me today  And the worst part? I don't even have any beer or other alkohol to drink while waiting  CCP, I wish you good luck identifying and fixing the problem 
Maybe we can get beer from the LP store?
|

Mark Wakefield Spooky
Black Scorpions Inc Fidelas Constans
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:58:34 -
[332] - Quote
Reset the servers lets all start from day one again |

LTC Vuvovich
LTC Vuvovich Corporation
49
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:58:43 -
[333] - Quote
Why dont these things happen on the days I have to WORK  |

Artenso Vestindal
Dark Flames of Amarr
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:58:59 -
[334] - Quote
5pitf1re wrote:Can we get Geckos as a compensation? Actually, just add Gecko BPCs to the game while you're fixing things. As someone who have several billions stored in Geckos, I disagree |

Jarsoom Blade
Blade's Legion
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:59:03 -
[335] - Quote
Something broke. Sprinkle some beer over it and nurse it back to life. |

Hoshi Nakumoto
X-Fleet Phantoms The Sinful Legion
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:59:05 -
[336] - Quote
Miss Cruentatus wrote:all these people crying about it. jesus guys,
WAA WAAAAAHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
whats that i hear? a WAMBULANCE
step outside away from your pc's theres another world out there. out of all these years this games been running i can count how many times CCP has had issues and compared to other games out there CCP are a god damn better than a lot of dev's.
@ all CCP's keep up the good work, you have done awsome so far no turning back now. oh yeah blame this on FOZZIE.
nothing he says is belivable. "just saying" :P
Yep and the Wambulance has free cups of concrete for everyone 
|

MortarJim
MJ Industry
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:59:17 -
[337] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:MortarJim wrote:Stvndog wrote:for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!! i blame CCPFozzie Did you get more booze? yes enough for another 300 rounds |

Ida Aurlien
Cerberus Federation Industrial Division Gentlemen's.Parlor
64
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:59:22 -
[338] - Quote
Hey look at the Bright side.... The longer it's down the longer it takes for them to mess something else up |

Steijn
Quay Industries
978
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:59:24 -
[339] - Quote
I'll give it another hour before the forums magically go offline so as to stop all the bitching. |

Fin Tenacity
Night Raven Task Force Eternal Pretorian Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:59:26 -
[340] - Quote
Extended downtime means extended pilot's license right? Would make sense in an ideal world right? |
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Trademaster Rob
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:59:27 -
[341] - Quote
Really feel bad for the ausies |

John Ceadus
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:59:45 -
[342] - Quote
EVE Offline |

Rogue AI
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:59:46 -
[343] - Quote
I posted this image on the first page of this thread and my post was deleted: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m97yhpjmYJ1rrc78e.gif
Wtf guys? You know it was a light hearted joke right?  |

Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy Caldari State
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:59:48 -
[344] - Quote
Kalvai Corracks wrote:i dont know much about computer coding, but in my experience, stuff works when you hit it with a hammer.
If it still doesnt work - find a bigger hammer! |

Citizen Pantisocrat
Shadetree Physicists
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:59:57 -
[345] - Quote
Everyone please be sure to accept all of my contracts upon re-entering space. |

TheTennant
Third Attention
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:00:00 -
[346] - Quote
It was fun while it lasted. Back to space invaders. |

Spcius Patrouette
Mara's Hounds The Volition Cult
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:00:03 -
[347] - Quote
I get that the ccp dont want the servers down any more than we do but could the players telling everyone to relax take their own advice? some of us only have a limited time set aside where we planned to play this game. Thats what we wanted to do with our time. There is no way to know if the server will be up in 30 seconds or 3 hours. its not as easy as 'just go for a walk or enjoy your free time'
were trying to, this is how we wanted to enjoy it. |

admiral kerk
USS BORG ENTERPRISING
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:00:11 -
[348] - Quote
then you blow it up and start anew!  |

Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
35
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:00:18 -
[349] - Quote
MortarJim wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:MortarJim wrote:Stvndog wrote:for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!! i blame CCPFozzie Did you get more booze? yes enough for another 300 rounds
SO... five minutes worth? :P |

BlackSheep Blahblahblah
Blackwater Company C0VEN
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:00:25 -
[350] - Quote
Hey CCP did you try to kick it ? :D |
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Alpha Lonefire
True Industral Formation Inc
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:00:32 -
[351] - Quote
Well complaining isn't going to fix anything guys and gals. Most players that complain must be young. Let us older ones tell you, waiting is it's own reward.
With that said, can't CCP just reload the server without the patch and fix the patch for tomorrows update?
Oh well, guess we'll just have to wait. |

Pandion Knight Rinah
Space Warriors Alliance
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:00:38 -
[352] - Quote
Someone push the button! |

Topast Aidron
Triggered. Triggerkittens
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:00:42 -
[353] - Quote
Me right now |

Ninhursaag Eridani
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:01:23 -
[354] - Quote
In my time zone I get the Offline at 11:00 am, that finishes my play for the day as I'm busy later. Got used to it.
Im on holidays today, thinking YEAAAHHH!---> Offline status: Permanent. |

Red Paul Getlost
RED COLONIAL'S The Obsidian Front
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:01:28 -
[355] - Quote
HexiD wrote:Have you tried flushing the power supply? you see that cup of coffee... just pour it all in, that's it yes, all of it. Technical support
lol 
that give me an idea  |

Sneekeypete NZXT
Intergalactic Fight Club Gentlemen's.Club
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:01:36 -
[356] - Quote
Epic failure in customer service right here. Paying for game time and not being able to access the server without any sort of compensation is theft imo. |

Julien Brellier
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
42
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:01:38 -
[357] - Quote
Do you want some cheese with your whine?
 |

Artenso Vestindal
Dark Flames of Amarr
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:02:01 -
[358] - Quote
Actually i think their whole post was deleted(or disappeared) and made again |

Nicolai Serkanner
Jebediah Kerman's Junkyard and Spaceship Parts Co. Brave Collective
436
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:02:13 -
[359] - Quote
Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Nicolai Serkanner wrote:Skyrider Deathknight wrote:ela Ishikela wrote:i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?
this is joke?
Wait, there are people that still pay for eve?! wut Yes, and because they do you can play as well. Really i did not know that.
Imagine what would happen if nobody paid ... it is simple really.. |

Alexey Rumyancev
Catastrophe Assembly Out of Sight.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:02:32 -
[360] - Quote
Kalvai Corracks wrote:i dont know much about computer coding, but in my experience, stuff works when you hit it with a hammer. Can't hit bytes with the hammer, so sad |
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Kasi Briccius
MORDUS DEMONS
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:02:33 -
[361] - Quote
I blame CCP Fozzie! Drink! |

Shadowlightt
Hammer of Hephaestus
81
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:02:47 -
[362] - Quote
Alpha Lonefire wrote:Well complaining isn't going to fix anything guys and gals. Most players that complain must be young. Let us older ones tell you, waiting is it's own reward.
With that said, can't CCP just reload the server without the patch and fix the patch for tomorrows update?
Oh well, guess we'll just have to wait.
LOL dude your profile pic looks like the main actor in American sniper |

GibsonRSA
The Warp Core Stabilizers Tactical Narcotics Team
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:02:54 -
[363] - Quote
These guys might have something to do with it.
The last kill on Tranquility>>> https://zkillboard.com/kill/47874834/ |

Mylena Kare
Space Warriors Alliance
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:03:16 -
[364] - Quote
Don't make me spend time with the wife! |

Lady Areola Fappington
2585
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:03:28 -
[365] - Quote
Kaoraku Shayiskhun wrote:
Yeah, put out a code what broke the whole game (and another game) is a pretty good work. And who the hell care what other devs and games do? We are here, and want to play THIS, not others. And this "go away from your PC" is such a childish sentence...
In the ultimate grand scheme of your life, Eve being down for a few hours on a Wednesday really, honestly isn't that big a deal in the least.
I know we live in the entitlement "right now" generation, but seriously. There's nothing you can do to make Eve come back online faster, the issue is being worked on as we speak.
As Mom used to say, "****** happens". If this few hours of extra downtime is the worst thing to happen to you in your entire life, then I seriously envy you.
7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY?
No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided.
--Eve New Player Guide
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
35
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:03:39 -
[366] - Quote
Kasi Briccius wrote:I blame CCP Fozzie! Drink!
ouchies! my liver :P |

Cervix Thumper
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
49
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:03:57 -
[367] - Quote
Lucaz Verona wrote:Just Another wrote:Have you tried calling Tech support ? "Hello, this is pets 4 u, my name is Dave, how can I help you" CCP: "Yea, our hamster wheels seem to have broken"
http://i.imgur.com/H8ExcnZ.png |

Raven Pirkibo
Jameco Industries The Big Dirty
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:04:04 -
[368] - Quote
Who forgot to feed the hamster this time?
It needs to be fed or it can't run in the wheel that makes the server go... |

Hoshi Nakumoto
X-Fleet Phantoms The Sinful Legion
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:04:09 -
[369] - Quote
Trademaster Rob wrote:Really feel bad for the ausies
Why? we're just fine and dandy down here thanks 
|

Just Another
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:04:15 -
[370] - Quote
Kalvai Corracks wrote:i dont know much about computer coding, but in my experience, stuff works when you hit it with a hammer.
This is not true, as my grandfather tried it on my brother years ago ... my brother never worked for him again |
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Luca Lure
Obertura
44
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:04:29 -
[371] - Quote
Fozzie-sof(t) kills hamsters.
GÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇò
The essence of the independent mind lies not in what it thinks, but in how it thinks.
|

Valkyrie Ragnor
9th Fleet DreddedEvE
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:04:32 -
[372] - Quote
Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Shadowlightt wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Valkyrie Ragnor wrote:iv payed for this service and would just like to know about some compensation
i was just wondering im doing alot of work with bpos and i was going to ask can you send me a really cool bpo i know you guys work really hard and the game is fantastic i like what you doing with eve thank you very much and im looking forward to your response :) You should get a beer too :P LMFAO maybe some TEQUILA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Okay so As a rough estimate due to different currency etc; it's basically a penny an hour you're losing because of this extended DT. So you would like 3p compensation correct?
no just a really cool blueprint orig |

Spcius Patrouette
Mara's Hounds The Volition Cult
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:04:35 -
[373] - Quote
Alpha Lonefire wrote:Well complaining isn't going to fix anything guys and gals. Most players that complain must be young. Let us older ones tell you, waiting is it's own reward.
With that said, can't CCP just reload the server without the patch and fix the patch for tomorrows update?
Oh well, guess we'll just have to wait. i made this suggestion and falcon gave me attitude |

Jack Pickaloe
Rock Punchers Inc
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:04:52 -
[374] - Quote
CCP's Version of April fools in July...........
|

Ecolo
Highcouncil Private Holding The Tsunami Collective
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:04:53 -
[375] - Quote
Nicolai Serkanner wrote:Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Nicolai Serkanner wrote:Skyrider Deathknight wrote:ela Ishikela wrote:i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?
this is joke?
Wait, there are people that still pay for eve?! wut Yes, and because they do you can play as well. Really i did not know that. Imagine what would happen if nobody paid ... it is simple really..
What would happen? Well, the plex price would skyrocket !
Ah wait it already did ;( |

Alexey Rumyancev
Catastrophe Assembly Out of Sight.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:04:55 -
[376] - Quote
Still, a Gecko as a compensation would be awesome |

Kayou Aldeshaar
Dubius Praedator Coalition of the Unfortunate
26
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:04:59 -
[377] - Quote
(This is an old one I did a few months ago...but I think I did alright with it)
Carry on my Iteron, There'll be peace when your haul's done. Lay your weary drives to rest, Don't you warp no more.
Once I rose above the fights and explosions, To get glimpse beyond this null system. I was mining with my lasers, but Mercoxit makes me cry.
Though my alts could fight I still was a miner, Cause my corp likes to move I still have a hauler. I hear the mail pings even when I'm dreaming, telling me to flee.
Carry on my Iteron, There'll be peace when your haul's done. Lay your weary drives to rest, Don't you warp no more.
Masquerading as a man with a skill tree, Most of my them are only trained up to three. And if I claim to be a fighter, It surely means that I won't haul.
On a stormy system of Sov fights, Tossed about, ownership changes every night. I set a course and drag my whole fortune, Cause I hear the corp mails say.
Carry on my Iteron, There'll be peace when your haul's done. Lay your weary drives to rest, Don't you warp no more, no!
Carry on, You will always be hauling. Carry on, Nothing equals your holdings. Now that your hold's no longer empty, Surely scouters wait for you.
Carry on my Iteron, There'll be peace when your haul's done. Lay your weary drives to rest, don't you fly, Don't you warp no more,
No more! |

Pete Toxcal
White Zulu Scorpion Federation
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:05:04 -
[378] - Quote
More than 3 hours downtime - looks not very professional.
Every change of software can be faulty but there must be a way to rollback to a working system. If I do this in my job, I didnt survive the day.
Maybe that some guys dont remember, that there are customers on the other side. |

Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:05:29 -
[379] - Quote
A guy finds his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house. He gives it a bath, blow dries its fur, and puts it back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?"
The guy stammers and says, "Um... no... what happened?"
The neighbor replies, "We found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him, someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There are some real sick people out there!" |

Rogue AI
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:05:33 -
[380] - Quote
Artenso Vestindal wrote:Actually i think their whole post was deleted(or disappeared) and made again
Hey, can you explain what you mean? I don't see what rule I broke  |
|

Thunder Wind
Team Miners INC.
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:05:43 -
[381] - Quote
Has anyone tried this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckIMuvumYrg
|

Jaqen Ahai
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:05:48 -
[382] - Quote
Sneekeypete NZXT wrote:Epic failure in customer service right here. Paying for game time and not being able to access the server without any sort of compensation is theft imo.
LOL fruit loop |

Stvndog
The Executives Executive Outcomes
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:06:04 -
[383] - Quote
https://zkillboard.com/kill/47868557/
Maybe oliver was so mad, he hacked EVE |

Ninhursaag Eridani
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:06:28 -
[384] - Quote
O. Now status is UNKNOWN. What doest it means? Noone knows. :) |

Illiander Aideron
Requiem Knowledge Cede Nullis
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:06:36 -
[385] - Quote
Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:That explains it, they aren't using a real database...
Holy ****!
They are actually running this on a windows server?
Are they mad!?!?!?!? No wonder they need a daily downtime. They really do need to reboot their servers every day. Dayum.
I seriously thought everyone was sensible enough to at least put there servers on a solid OS (some form of UNIX) but apparently I was wrong...
No wonder they can't roll back. They might need to reinstall their OSs to fix this. Did microsoft issue one of their "unstoppable" patches yesterday? |

Dafarr Maul
Kenshin. DARKNESS.
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:06:36 -
[386] - Quote
See EVE dose not want you to kill her, she will fight you to the bitter end.... but RIP EVE you're fight will not be enough :( |

freddy115
The Scope Gallente Federation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:06:48 -
[387] - Quote
i run game servers, Not as wazoo as eve would run on, however when i make changed i keep a backup of just before. The change fails... i back up and figure it out on a TEST SERVER. Then my players are out maybe half an hour. This isnt that hard of a concept to grasp i wouldnt think as i dont make money off my game servers and even i know this... |

battle Barviainen
KarmaFleet Goonswarm Federation
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:06:49 -
[388] - Quote
someone needs to get a inspect spray can and spray the bugs off the hamsters |

Artenso Vestindal
Dark Flames of Amarr
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:07:21 -
[389] - Quote
Alexey Rumyancev wrote:Still, a Gecko as a compensation would be awesome just no... no compensations in limited edition stuff... On the other hand... full set of Khanid skins would be nice  |

Xenia Ilchenka
South Mining Guild The Esoteric Order of Dagon.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:07:23 -
[390] - Quote
This is bullshit. I want a free month of subscription |
|

Zodeac
Multiplex Gaming The Bastion
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:07:37 -
[391] - Quote
Sounds like a perfect time to start Eve 2 |

NightmareX
Lakagigar
629
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:07:40 -
[392] - Quote
I know alot of peoples doesn't like to hear this because of jealousness and because so many likes it, but i'm gonna do some effort to make me a pizza and om nom nom nom it while waiting for the server to come online.
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/c4/c4d531301c13df499c7b2df4bc907a0dae196375b9d9f0c96fb83fe4e4709e43.jpg
Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:
1: Asteroid Madness
2: Clash of the Empires
3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama
|

Jacabon Mere
What Could Go Wrong Lethal Intent.
96
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:07:58 -
[393] - Quote
I was looking for a good reason to not play eve this evening.
Capital Storm is recruiting Aussies for Lowsec pvp and money making. Join "Capital Storm Pub" channel ingame. www.capitalstorm.net
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Sneekeypete NZXT
Intergalactic Fight Club Gentlemen's.Club
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:07:58 -
[394] - Quote
I wish my consulting firm had the same type of SLA response as CCP does to its customers. Yea we'll fix it when we figure out how to fix it. Until then go kick rocks (and thanks for your money).
I'd be losing clients and getting sued left and right. |

Ida Aurlien
Cerberus Federation Industrial Division Gentlemen's.Parlor
64
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:07:59 -
[395] - Quote
lol someone hacked eve .... retaliation for Fozzie sov |

Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:07:59 -
[396] - Quote
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do ****. |

freddy115
The Scope Gallente Federation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:08:03 -
[397] - Quote
Illiander Aideron wrote:Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:That explains it, they aren't using a real database... Holy ****! They are actually running this on a windows server? Are they mad!?!?!?!? No wonder they need a daily downtime. They really do need to reboot their servers every day. Dayum. I seriously thought everyone was sensible enough to at least put there servers on a solid OS (some form of UNIX) but apparently I was wrong... No wonder they can't roll back. They might need to reinstall their OSs to fix this. Did microsoft issue one of their "unstoppable" patches yesterday?
i run game servers on windows 2008 r2 and have 0 issues. Runs for weeks without restarts. Your Microsoftphobia is a bit misplaced i think. |

Tobias Acuerdo
Lone Star Liquidations Llc
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:08:07 -
[398] - Quote
And now, a word from our sponsors:
who blames |

Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
39
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:08:15 -
[399] - Quote
Ninhursaag Eridani wrote:O. Now status is UNKNOWN. What doest it means? Noone knows. :)
it means DRINK! 
we should all know this by now :) |

Skyrider Deathknight
Insurrection The Explicit Alliance
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:08:26 -
[400] - Quote
Hey CCP,
Not sure if you've noticed but the servers are down. - I would like to sit here and legit tell you how to do your job despite not having a clue what the f*** i'm talking about. - I would also like compensation for the last couple of hours of bitching I've had to do because said servers are down, which right now they still are down. - Now lets talk free game time because outside actually being sunny right now isn't good for my complexion, and there are other people outside and someone turned concord off. This is unacceptable and I blame you guys for this too. - What about free Geckos or a Gecko BPC because clearly 3 hours of DT is just that unacceptable that we must have this. Cough up please. - I demand free stuff because i've wasted my time writing this post that people may or may not legit take serious because they actually went outside and became seriously deluded. This is CCP fault also.
Thanks Sky |
|

Brinn1125
The Scope Gallente Federation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:08:30 -
[401] - Quote
Okay, everyone get out and push. |

Alexey Rumyancev
Catastrophe Assembly Out of Sight.
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:08:47 -
[402] - Quote
Eve is dead right now due to ishtars nerf |

Damien Ghasha
Leap Technologies
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:08:51 -
[403] - Quote
Ooppss!!! Sorry!!! I kicked the cord out of the wall. I'll plug it back in. |

Vibiana
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
19
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:08:52 -
[404] - Quote
Stvndog wrote:Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot
Fozzie in the middle of this all!!! |

JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc Brave Collective
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:08:57 -
[405] - Quote
Ninhursaag Eridani wrote:O. Now status is UNKNOWN. What doest it means? Noone knows. :)
It's the Schr+¦dinger's Server  |

Llawa
UK Corp RAZOR Alliance
21
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:09:21 -
[406] - Quote
freddy115 wrote:i run game servers, Not as wazoo as eve would run on, however when i make changed i keep a backup of just before. The change fails... i back up and figure it out on a TEST SERVER. Then my players are out maybe half an hour. This isnt that hard of a concept to grasp i wouldnt think as i dont make money off my game servers and even i know this...
Amazing insight, I bet CCP wish they had experts onboard. |

Fuzzy TheBear
Angels of Ptah
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:09:23 -
[407] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:MortarJim wrote:Stvndog wrote:for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!! i blame CCPFozzie Did you get more booze? .. out of beer .. have to move on to rum .. nothing like turning a disaster in a happy event , cheers |

Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:09:26 -
[408] - Quote
What is 6.9?
A really great thing ruined by a period. |

Henry Plantgenet
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
41
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:09:34 -
[409] - Quote
Xenia Ilchenka wrote:This is bullshit. I want a free month of subscription free month subscription because you've been inconvenienced for 3 hours? What is this america? |

Tipa Riot
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
914
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:09:41 -
[410] - Quote
Imagine, the database and all backups fail and stats, assets are reset back to 2003 
I'm my own NPC alt.
|
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Aetran Molou
Carbon Thirty-Two The Sinful Legion
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:09:42 -
[411] - Quote
An accurate depiction of the EVE community atm |

LTC Vuvovich
LTC Vuvovich Corporation
49
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:09:43 -
[412] - Quote
Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:(This is an old one I did a few months ago...but I think I did alright with it)
Carry on my Iteron, There'll be peace when your haul's done. Lay your weary drives to rest, Don't you warp no more.
Once I rose above the fights and explosions, To get glimpse beyond this null system. I was mining with my lasers, but Mercoxit makes me cry.
Though my alts could fight I still was a miner, Cause my corp likes to move I still have a hauler. I hear the mail pings even when I'm dreaming, telling me to flee.
Carry on my Iteron, There'll be peace when your haul's done. Lay your weary drives to rest, Don't you warp no more.
Masquerading as a man with a skill tree, Most of my them are only trained up to three. And if I claim to be a fighter, It surely means that I won't haul.
On a stormy system of Sov fights, Tossed about, ownership changes every night. I set a course and drag my whole fortune, Cause I hear the corp mails say.
Carry on my Iteron, There'll be peace when your haul's done. Lay your weary drives to rest, Don't you warp no more, no!
Carry on, You will always be hauling. Carry on, Nothing equals your holdings. Now that your hold's no longer empty, Surely scouters wait for you.
Carry on my Iteron, There'll be peace when your haul's done. Lay your weary drives to rest, don't you fly, Don't you warp no more,
No more!
**** This aint Kansas anymore Dorothy ****
|

Valkyrie Ragnor
9th Fleet DreddedEvE
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:09:44 -
[413] - Quote
can someone from ccp talk to me plz i just want to know if i can have a bpo for compensation it has been 3h since it was working this is abit of a joke i mean i love the game you guys need to know that
just let me know about the bpo plz that would be cool email me if you have too |

Sally Ann Anderson
The Scope Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:10:06 -
[414] - Quote
Once again the AUTZ gets screwed because of CCP have no idea what they are doing.
How about you do this crap in another timezone for once.
|

Hoshi Nakumoto
X-Fleet Phantoms The Sinful Legion
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:10:07 -
[415] - Quote
Illiander Aideron wrote:Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:That explains it, they aren't using a real database... Holy ****! They are actually running this on a windows server? Are they mad!?!?!?!? No wonder they need a daily downtime. They really do need to reboot their servers every day. Dayum. I seriously thought everyone was sensible enough to at least put there servers on a solid OS (some form of UNIX) but apparently I was wrong... No wonder they can't roll back. They might need to reinstall their OSs to fix this. Did microsoft issue one of their "unstoppable" patches yesterday?
I must say Im a little amazed by this too....Linux/Unix would infinitely better IMHO |

Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
39
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:10:28 -
[416] - Quote
Fuzzy TheBear wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:MortarJim wrote:Stvndog wrote:for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!! i blame CCPFozzie Did you get more booze? .. out of beer .. have to move on to rum .. nothing like turning a disaster in a happy event , cheers
<3 |

Sean Roach
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:10:29 -
[417] - Quote
That'll teach me to drink milk while reading this thread.
I, literally, very nearly spewed chocolate milk all over my laptop.
Thumbs up.
Enslaved Mistress wrote:A guy finds his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house. He gives it a bath, blow dries its fur, and puts it back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?"
The guy stammers and says, "Um... no... what happened?"
The neighbor replies, "We found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him, someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There are some real sick people out there!"
|

Edriadriel Pashek
Useless Idea
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:10:33 -
[418] - Quote
Day off after night shift... servers down ;) It must be karma...
Looking forward to see all changes U guys made through that DT  Good luck o7 |

TheTennant
Third Attention
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:10:35 -
[419] - Quote
Pete Toxcal wrote:More than 3 hours downtime - looks not very professional.
Every change of software can be faulty but there must be a way to rollback to a working system. If I do this in my job, I didnt survive the day.
Maybe that some guys dont remember, that there are customers on the other side.
Customers like you they can do without. bye |

Jeff Geoff
Phoenix Infernis Affirmative.
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:10:50 -
[420] - Quote
My Health Service bowel screening kit has just arrived - now I can pass the time productively! |
|

Keno Skir
744
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:11:00 -
[421] - Quote
freddy115 wrote:i run game servers, Not as wazoo as eve would run on, however when i make changed i keep a backup of just before. The change fails... i back up and figure it out on a TEST SERVER. Then my players are out maybe half an hour. This isnt that hard of a concept to grasp i wouldnt think as i dont make money off my game servers and even i know this...
You sound stupid right now. But you know that anyway ;)
Gùï> 30 Day Buddy Trial + ISK Bonus & Starting Assistance <Gùï
Feel free to contact me regarding my posts, or my 30 Day EvE Buddy Trials \o/
|

Corey Mcbain
MUTED VOID Takahashi Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:11:16 -
[422] - Quote
Have they tried switching it off and on again?
Also have they remembered to feed the space hamsters powering it, we tell corebloodbrothers to do this when hes having connection issues lol |

Steijn
Quay Industries
978
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:11:17 -
[423] - Quote
Sally Ann Anderson wrote:Once again the AUTZ gets screwed because of CCP have no idea what they are doing.
How about you do this crap in another timezone for once.
i dont think you need worry, this current 'crap' looks set to go through everyones TZ before its sorted. |

Eren Dante
Ancient Council pwn-O-graphy
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:11:19 -
[424] - Quote
EvE is ONLINEEEEEE !!!  |

Larn Conner
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:11:21 -
[425] - Quote
Leonard "Bones" McCoy: *tricorder waved over body of hamster* It's dead, Jim. |

Pandion Swa
The Scope Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:11:39 -
[426] - Quote
Inject Real Life here! |

Chiana Dar'Ago
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:11:42 -
[427] - Quote
Have you tried jiggling the handle?
About giving it good *thump*
Is the power on?
I love it. Dam near 10 years of playing and still seeing the same issues.
Oh well I guess you'll comp me SOE LP and isk right? |

Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
39
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:11:57 -
[428] - Quote
Valkyrie Ragnor wrote:can someone from ccp talk to me plz i just want to know if i can have a bpo for compensation it has been 3h since it was working this is abit of a joke i mean i love the game you guys need to know that
just let me know about the bpo plz that would be cool email me if you have too
what bpo?
|

Needmore Longcat
Hoover Inc. Pandemic Legion
238
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:11:59 -
[429] - Quote
thanks obama |

Illiander Aideron
Requiem Knowledge Cede Nullis
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:12:05 -
[430] - Quote
freddy115 wrote:Illiander Aideron wrote:Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:That explains it, they aren't using a real database... Holy ****! They are actually running this on a windows server? Are they mad!?!?!?!? No wonder they need a daily downtime. They really do need to reboot their servers every day. Dayum. I seriously thought everyone was sensible enough to at least put there servers on a solid OS (some form of UNIX) but apparently I was wrong... No wonder they can't roll back. They might need to reinstall their OSs to fix this. Did microsoft issue one of their "unstoppable" patches yesterday? i run game servers on windows 2008 r2 and have 0 issues. Runs for weeks without restarts. Your Microsoftphobia is a bit misplaced i think.
Ahh, see, you run for "weeks" without restarts.
I consider running for *years* without restarts to be minimum competency.
Ever heard of "five nines of uptime"? That's the target, not mere weeks. |
|

Annexe
I N E X T R E M I S Circle-Of-Two
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:12:10 -
[431] - Quote
turns out.. I have other games on my computer to play while we wait :D
Annexe
ITAI - VIP
"i will pop your wreck with faction loot"
|

Corraidhin Farsaidh
Farsaidh's Freeborn
1405
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:00 -
[432] - Quote
Here's a thought for those saying 'Use the backup/rollback'. They probably already did and it didn't fix it. This is where the support staff really start to earn there ISK.
As for SLA's I doubt there is a specific time listed in which any and all problems will be fixed as that is simply impossible to guarantee. They did however tell us of the problem within an hour and that is much better than ,any companies would do. |

JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc Brave Collective
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:06 -
[433] - Quote
Sally Ann Anderson wrote:Once again the AUTZ gets screwed because of CCP have no idea what they are doing.
How about you do this crap in another timezone for once.
Servers are down for every TimeZone  |

Kalfar Chillar
The Minutemen The Bastion
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:07 -
[434] - Quote
Eren Dante wrote:EvE is ONLINEEEEEE !!!  Leave now! Your kind does not belong here! |

Farah Hinken
Next Generation Umbrellas
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:08 -
[435] - Quote
Richard TheLordOfDance wrote:It's like the good old days all over again!  See you.... next week? :D |

Sneekeypete NZXT
Intergalactic Fight Club Gentlemen's.Club
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:10 -
[436] - Quote
TheTennant wrote:Pete Toxcal wrote:More than 3 hours downtime - looks not very professional.
Every change of software can be faulty but there must be a way to rollback to a working system. If I do this in my job, I didnt survive the day.
Maybe that some guys dont remember, that there are customers on the other side. Customers like you they can do without. bye
Customers like you make me wonder why they don't require a license to procreate. |

Derath Ellecon
Blue Sun Exploration Situation: Normal
2392
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:14 -
[437] - Quote
Did Windows 10 get released already? |

Wayne Caderu
Disciples of Aphrodite
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:15 -
[438] - Quote
guys, it's just internet spaceships, you payed for a month, server has been down for a few hours. wtf... |

hojo warrior
Original Sinners The Bastion
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:25 -
[439] - Quote
Oh great ... come back from holiday and no eve.... i've been cold turkey for all these time and now more waiting .. i was hopping to get on line before i have to get back to work ... this is so fustrating that i pay for a game that i can't use.. i understand there can be issues but i thought that was the point of the test server ... test it on the test server before it screws up tranquility server.... |

Lady Areola Fappington
2585
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:36 -
[440] - Quote
freddy115 wrote:i run game servers, Not as wazoo as eve would run on, however when i make changed i keep a backup of just before. The change fails... i back up and figure it out on a TEST SERVER. Then my players are out maybe half an hour. This isnt that hard of a concept to grasp i wouldnt think as i dont make money off my game servers and even i know this...
Sometimes things blow up in such a way that you can't just roll back. You've got to fight your way through and fix it.
Maintaining a perfect 100% hot-swap backup of the Eve cluster is economically unfeasible. I really couldn't imagine the logistics required to hold a full copy of the Eve cluster in a near-constant duplicate state....and I really wouldn't want to pay the sub fee for that. Things start getting pricey when you start getting over three 9's of service guarantee in a complex system.
I work with an electronic medical record system for an ER for my day job, and even THAT isn't 100% hot-swappable in backup.
7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY?
No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided.
--Eve New Player Guide
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Dan Ravensbreath
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:42 -
[441] - Quote
Sally Ann Anderson wrote:Once again the AUTZ gets screwed because of CCP have no idea what they are doing.
How about you do this crap in another timezone for once.
You're in a penal colony, be happy you get sunshine and internet time at all.
Dan's your man! unless you need a girl, then Dan's just watching.
|

Xenia Ilchenka
South Mining Guild The Esoteric Order of Dagon.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:42 -
[442] - Quote
Free month for game being broken. Give it to me |

Corey Mcbain
MUTED VOID Takahashi Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:54 -
[443] - Quote
Vibiana wrote:[quote=Stvndog]Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot
Thats not a drinking game its alcohol poisoning!!!
|

Khiluale Zotakibe
Thermal Collision Consortium
20
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:14:05 -
[444] - Quote
Stvndog wrote:Stu Pendisdick wrote:"What Operating System is it?"
"Vista"
"We're Going To Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Come on, windows 95 or GTFO
It's a quote from the IT Crowd: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phStMmoXM6Q
Now on a more serious note CCP, have you tried turning it off and on again? |

Spcius Patrouette
Mara's Hounds The Volition Cult
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:14:14 -
[445] - Quote
Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Hey CCP,
Not sure if you've noticed but the servers are down. - I would like to sit here and legit tell you how to do your job despite not having a clue what the f*** i'm talking about. - I would also like compensation for the last couple of hours of bitching I've had to do because said servers are down, which right now they still are down. - Now lets talk free game time because outside actually being sunny right now isn't good for my complexion, and there are other people outside and someone turned concord off. This is unacceptable and I blame you guys for this too. - What about free Geckos or a Gecko BPC because clearly 3 hours of DT is just that unacceptable that we must have this. Cough up please. - I demand free stuff because i've wasted my time writing this post that people may or may not legit take serious because they actually went outside and became seriously deluded. This is CCP fault also.
Thanks Sky
If outside is so awesome why arent you there instead of being in here bitching about people bitching?
|

Ort Solette
Splitters of the Peoples Front of Judea
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:14:40 -
[446] - Quote
Never share a server with a Greek bank!! |

Taos D'Heretic
Applied Anarchy SpaceMonkey's Alliance
13
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:14:46 -
[447] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Hey guys,
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING [/b]
The Hamster cloaked didnt he? |

Valkyrie Ragnor
9th Fleet DreddedEvE
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:14:46 -
[448] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Valkyrie Ragnor wrote:can someone from ccp talk to me plz i just want to know if i can have a bpo for compensation it has been 3h since it was working this is abit of a joke i mean i love the game you guys need to know that
just let me know about the bpo plz that would be cool email me if you have too what bpo?
any thing just a really cool one |

Absent Sworn
Lamprey Systems Shoot 2 Thrill
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:14:55 -
[449] - Quote
Go play some Space Run
May your mushrooms always be sautéed and your onions always be grilled.
Not Sworn Absent since 2009
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Vince Prince
Equitable Holdings The Explicit Alliance
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:14:56 -
[450] - Quote
JFKen Imperia wrote:Ninhursaag Eridani wrote:O. Now status is UNKNOWN. What doest it means? Noone knows. :) It's the Schr+¦dinger's Server  Hmmm so is Eve Dead and Alive at the same time?
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Lychnis
University of Caille Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:15:21 -
[451] - Quote
Then,, to be acquired Gecko? |

Emma Verondi
MSE-corp
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:15:22 -
[452] - Quote
99 little bugs int he code
"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
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Shadowlightt
Hammer of Hephaestus
81
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:15:34 -
[453] - Quote
F**K IM GOING TO MISS THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF JITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |

Kris Bishop
A Dramatic Turn Of Events
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:15:40 -
[454] - Quote
Another cluster bites the dust... |

Alden Radd
Space Warriors Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:15:54 -
[455] - Quote
Holy Crap, Batman! It's lints in the servers!! |

Stvndog
The Executives Executive Outcomes
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:15:56 -
[456] - Quote
Eren Dante wrote:EvE is ONLINEEEEEE !!!  LIES! |

Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:16:08 -
[457] - Quote
A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.
When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?" |

Skyrider Deathknight
Insurrection The Explicit Alliance
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:16:11 -
[458] - Quote
Spcius Patrouette wrote:Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Hey CCP,
Not sure if you've noticed but the servers are down. - I would like to sit here and legit tell you how to do your job despite not having a clue what the f*** i'm talking about. - I would also like compensation for the last couple of hours of bitching I've had to do because said servers are down, which right now they still are down. - Now lets talk free game time because outside actually being sunny right now isn't good for my complexion, and there are other people outside and someone turned concord off. This is unacceptable and I blame you guys for this too. - What about free Geckos or a Gecko BPC because clearly 3 hours of DT is just that unacceptable that we must have this. Cough up please. - I demand free stuff because i've wasted my time writing this post that people may or may not legit take serious because they actually went outside and became seriously deluded. This is CCP fault also.
Thanks Sky If outside is so awesome why arent you there instead of being in here bitching about people bitching?
I suppose you caught on perfectly to the sarcasm and irony instilled in that post. |

Corraidhin Farsaidh
Farsaidh's Freeborn
1405
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:16:12 -
[459] - Quote
Taos D'Heretic wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Hey guys,
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING [/b] The Hamster cloaked didnt he?
Nope, he went AFW and CODE got him... |

captain Atruin
Lonestalker Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:16:13 -
[460] - Quote
I WANT FREE SP I WANT FREE SP  |
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Freedom Tea
Industrialists Association
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:16:56 -
[461] - Quote
Whilst everyone is in this thread waiting and arguing and things, can you help me with my SNI for level 4 missions against Guristas.
I like buffer tanking with high shield HP and Resists, at the moment with skills the kinetic is up to like 92% or something which is lovely.
What could I change to improve it?
Was thinking of removing the MWD and replacing with a TP but the little drones do quite well against frigates. Also I notice some people dont have the drone high slot, they put in a cap drainer instead. Why?
Would a smart bomb be better?
Not too interested in losing tank slots, it does ok and i'm a bit ****.
http://eve.battleclinic.com/view_loadout.php?id=72621 |

Alicia Star-Runner
Expansive Mining and Industral Engineering
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:17:03 -
[462] - Quote
Shadowlightt wrote:F**K IM GOING TO MISS THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF JITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, this one made me smile. Well done. |

Yimarra
the shadow republic Hams United
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:17:04 -
[463] - Quote
Anyone else find it funny ppl bitching for others to go outside during downtime, when they themselves have nothing better to do than ***** at the ppl who are complaining.. Who is the bigger fool.. The Fool, or the fool who follows him..lol |

Artenso Vestindal
Dark Flames of Amarr
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:17:08 -
[464] - Quote
Corey Mcbain wrote:Vibiana wrote:[quote=Stvndog]Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot Thats not a drinking game its alcohol poisoning!!! come to Czech Republic, live with us for few months and you will get used to that... Or even better, Russia, those guys are undrunkable  |

Drabbin Mishi
Excognative Ignorance Short Bus Syndicate
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:17:13 -
[465] - Quote
It's obvious what happened:
CCP didn't rat up the index on the server room - and someone came and Entosis'ed it during downtime. |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
286
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:17:18 -
[466] - Quote
CCP, a compensation in mead would be appreciated! A keg would be ok.  |

Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
40
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:17:34 -
[467] - Quote
Alicia Star-Runner wrote:Shadowlightt wrote:F**K IM GOING TO MISS THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF JITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, this one made me smile. Well done.
Me too! |

Executioner Zateki
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:17:47 -
[468] - Quote
don't need game time, 50m sp will do thanks  |

Chiana Dar'Ago
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:17:53 -
[469] - Quote
Illiander Aideron wrote:freddy115 wrote:Illiander Aideron wrote:Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:That explains it, they aren't using a real database... Holy ****! They are actually running this on a windows server? Are they mad!?!?!?!? No wonder they need a daily downtime. They really do need to reboot their servers every day. Dayum. I seriously thought everyone was sensible enough to at least put there servers on a solid OS (some form of UNIX) but apparently I was wrong... No wonder they can't roll back. They might need to reinstall their OSs to fix this. Did microsoft issue one of their "unstoppable" patches yesterday? i run game servers on windows 2008 r2 and have 0 issues. Runs for weeks without restarts. Your Microsoftphobia is a bit misplaced i think. Ahh, see, you run for "weeks" without restarts. I consider running for *years* without restarts to be minimum competency. Ever heard of "five nines of uptime"? That's the target, not mere weeks.
Stop it your going to hurt there feelings. You know the system has to be restarted daily. They haven't gotten to 2 "9's". |

Eren Dante
Ancient Council pwn-O-graphy
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:18:00 -
[470] - Quote
Kalfar Chillar wrote:Eren Dante wrote:EvE is ONLINEEEEEE !!!  Leave now! Your kind does not belong here!
You make me sad. Like the EvE Online Offline make you sad.  |
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Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:18:10 -
[471] - Quote
what the...?
I turn away for a few minutes and the thread grew by 10 pages!
This is madness!  |

Arcy Tander
Of Corsets a Corp Slightly Sexual
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:18:21 -
[472] - Quote
Ahhh yes, this again.
Complain about the downtime = whiner. Lecture the complainers about their complaining = fanboi.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Its hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they take things literally.
|

Alexey Rumyancev
Catastrophe Assembly Out of Sight.
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:18:30 -
[473] - Quote
captain Atruin wrote:I WANT FREE SP I WANT FREE SP  gimme gimme |

Cruz Wolf
United Wolfs Nations
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:18:32 -
[474] - Quote
Well ain't this a pickle!
As a former software dev and executive I feel for the CCP boys atm. So many things can go wrong. Yup things were likely missed in test. Yup you can expect issues after updates. Yup when you host a service that has 10's of thousands of users you can bet there will be nasties that pop up from time to time. It sucks, but I am pretty sure after 13 years of doing this the chaps at CCP know what they are doing and will have our darling Eve back up soon.
So go give your wife a kiss, or your kids some time or get back to work because that time sucking b**ch Eve will be calling you soon!
Fly dangerous peeps! |

Sally Ann Anderson
The Scope Gallente Federation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:18:52 -
[475] - Quote
Wargaming Don't seem to have these problems ----- Just say'n |

fl0pski
Dark Buddha Rising
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:19:13 -
[476] - Quote
I'm tired of staring at the ceiling. |

Sean Roach
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:19:16 -
[477] - Quote
Pandion Swa wrote:Inject Real Life here!
I don't have the prerequisite skills high enough yet.
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Ran Timor
Timor Expedited Shipping Venture
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:19:17 -
[478] - Quote
Pull me finger for a wee bit of dram whiskey!!Them codes will be in focus! |

Sexy Cakes
Have A Seat
945
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:19:20 -
[479] - Quote
I demand a Ragnarok as restitution for this appalling display of internetz.
Not today spaghetti.
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Haulbot X-9917
PISHI Industrial
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:19:26 -
[480] - Quote
Hi Kassa o/ |
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Artenso Vestindal
Dark Flames of Amarr
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:19:40 -
[481] - Quote
Jacques d'Orleans wrote:CCP, a compensation in mead would be appreciated! A keg would be ok.  That would be the best compensation ever!  |

madhatta18
Prime Forces The Methodical Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:19:45 -
[482] - Quote
hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this |

Shadowlightt
Hammer of Hephaestus
83
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:20:06 -
[483] - Quote
http://www.iheart.com/live/995-the-wolf-5525/
listen to this while you guys wait |

Elsa Hayes
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
100
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:20:11 -
[484] - Quote
Dear CCP, Did you delete boot.ini? AGAIN?
|

Yunii
Black Serpent Technologies Black Legion.
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:20:19 -
[485] - Quote
How about revert back to last weeks patch and fix this Failzie sov on QA servers ?
|

Nallor
N and N Shipping
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:20:26 -
[486] - Quote
Just a possible solition :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKZNBr9raFs |

LTC Vuvovich
LTC Vuvovich Corporation
50
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:20:35 -
[487] - Quote
In all fairness to CCP, before today I did not know there existed a third server status in the Eve Launcher as (UNKNOWN)... most befitting isnt it?
STATUS = UNKNOWN
PROBLEM = UNKNOWN
SOLUTION = UNKNOWN |

Kalfar Chillar
The Minutemen The Bastion
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:20:50 -
[488] - Quote
Datu Agimat wrote:what the...? I turn away for a few minutes and the thread grew by 10 pages! This is madness!  Don't blink! Blink and you're dead! |

Astro Agnon
Synapse. Empyreus
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:21:22 -
[489] - Quote
Ok, that was cute    |

Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
21
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:21:23 -
[490] - Quote
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion.
God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and she will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and she will freely give love and compassion whenever needed."
Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?" |
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Intel Channel Broken
University of Caille Gallente Federation
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:21:23 -
[491] - Quote
I love these threads!!
CCP has been doing pretty well on most patch days and this hasn't happened in a while.
:popcorn:
|

Epentix
The Liberatos Corporation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:21:38 -
[492] - Quote
freddy115 wrote:Illiander Aideron wrote:Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:That explains it, they aren't using a real database... Holy ****! They are actually running this on a windows server? Are they mad!?!?!?!? No wonder they need a daily downtime. They really do need to reboot their servers every day. Dayum. I seriously thought everyone was sensible enough to at least put there servers on a solid OS (some form of UNIX) but apparently I was wrong... No wonder they can't roll back. They might need to reinstall their OSs to fix this. Did microsoft issue one of their "unstoppable" patches yesterday? i run game servers on windows 2008 r2 and have 0 issues. Runs for weeks without restarts. Your Microsoftphobia is a bit misplaced i think.
hmmm, 2008R2 is fine, but 2008 is not supported anymore (mainstream anyways) as of january 2015. Calling Microsoft won't help anymore any MSCE 2008 out there to help them out? |

epicurus ataraxia
Z3R0 Return Mining Inc. Illusion of Solitude
1746
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:21:50 -
[493] - Quote
Xanna Minator wrote:What's really happening is that CCP have only let Greek players on so they can mine enough to pay off their national debt
And give it to the isk doublers in Brussels
Again.
There is one EvE. Many people. Many lifestyles. WE are EvE
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
40
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:22:05 -
[494] - Quote
Intel Channel Broken wrote:I love these threads!!
CCP has been doing pretty well on most patch days and this hasn't happened in a while.
:popcorn:
and beer :)
|

Alicia Star-Runner
Expansive Mining and Industral Engineering
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:22:05 -
[495] - Quote
Yimarra wrote:Anyone else find it funny ppl bitching for others to go outside during downtime, when they themselves have nothing better to do than ***** at the ppl who are complaining.. Who is the bigger fool.. The Fool, or the fool who follows him..lol
The answer is both, but it is pretty amusing none the less. |

Llawa
UK Corp RAZOR Alliance
22
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:22:09 -
[496] - Quote
If this forum had a downvote option I would be a lot more active here.
Reddit is like a calm, limpid pool of reason in comparison |

Zaphod Hawke
Hoplite Brigade
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:22:33 -
[497] - Quote
This seems like a good time to go back to a sane release cycle. |

Chloe Redfield
Shifting Sands Trader Cartel Bleak Horizon Alliance.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:22:41 -
[498] - Quote
Goldie Foxx wrote:give us bonus SP!!!!
Yes . . YES . . . So much Yes
Give us Bonus SP . . . |

Shadowlightt
Hammer of Hephaestus
83
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:22:44 -
[499] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Intel Channel Broken wrote:I love these threads!!
CCP has been doing pretty well on most patch days and this hasn't happened in a while.
:popcorn:
and beer :)
And country music http://www.iheart.com/live/995-the-wolf-5525/ |

DJ Dunewolf
Eve Radio Corporation Eve Radio Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:22:49 -
[500] - Quote
Well - im currently doing a show with http://eve-radio.com/ for all those interested and in hopes of the server gurus/monkeys/hamsters being able to focus a bit more with thumping music!
Feel free to tune in and enjoy the "extended downtime show" :)
<3
Dunewolf |
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Beanhead2
The Bean Consortium
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:22:50 -
[501] - Quote
dor amwar wrote:mufe mufetski wrote:This calls for free SP :-) has this ever happened?
No |

Spcius Patrouette
Mara's Hounds The Volition Cult
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:22:51 -
[502] - Quote
Not sure why falcon isnt adding updates to the bottom of the thread as well as the top
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY 13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
286
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:22:56 -
[503] - Quote
Elsa Hayes wrote:Dear CCP, Did you delete boot.ini? AGAIN?
Do IBM 650's have boot.ini's? 
|

Phantom1250
EVE-RO Fidelas Constans
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:23:03 -
[504] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY 13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
|

JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc Brave Collective
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:23:12 -
[505] - Quote
Elsa Hayes wrote:Dear CCP, Did you delete boot.ini? AGAIN?
Ahah !!! Maybe there is a floppy disk in the drive.... |

captain Atruin
Lonestalker Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
17
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:23:16 -
[506] - Quote
Chloe Redfield wrote:Goldie Foxx wrote:give us bonus SP!!!! Yes . . YES . . . So much Yes Give us Bonus SP . . .
GIVE ME NOW FREEEEEEE SP |

Ecolo
Highcouncil Private Holding The Tsunami Collective
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:23:29 -
[507] - Quote
madhatta18 wrote:hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this
Plz go suck a lollipop.!
|

Gimme Sake
State War Academy Caldari State
195
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:23:38 -
[508] - Quote
fl0pski wrote:I'm tired of staring at the ceiling.
Keep doing it, after a while the ceiling will stare back at you.
"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
|

Estri Eomira
Perkone Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:23:46 -
[509] - Quote
I am done with my household ...
What to do now? \o/ |

Skyrider Deathknight
Insurrection The Explicit Alliance
13
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:23:57 -
[510] - Quote
Alicia Star-Runner wrote:Yimarra wrote:Anyone else find it funny ppl bitching for others to go outside during downtime, when they themselves have nothing better to do than ***** at the ppl who are complaining.. Who is the bigger fool.. The Fool, or the fool who follows him..lol The answer is both, but it is pretty amusing none the less.
OP Aren't you just bitching about the bitchers bitching about bitching? And yes that's me bitching about the bitcher whos bitching about the bitching of the bitchers. |
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Raymond Barber
The Amarr Republic Primal Ascendancy
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:24:07 -
[511] - Quote
CRAP!!! I passed out at the keyboard and when I woke (actually my son woke me) I see that the server is STILL down. Is there any light at the end of the tunnel? |

Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
21
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:24:11 -
[512] - Quote
Adam and Eve were facing one another when Adam got his first erection. The two watched, astonished, until Adam suddenly exclaimed, "Move aside -- I don't know how far it's gonna go." |

Sean Roach
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:24:16 -
[513] - Quote
JFKen Imperia wrote:Sally Ann Anderson wrote:Once again the AUTZ gets screwed because of CCP have no idea what they are doing.
How about you do this crap in another timezone for once.
Servers are down for every TimeZone 
She means, how about doing it so it inconveniences a different "prime time". I mean, it's mid-morning here. I only noticed the extended downtime because I was going to log in and make a quick adjustment before going to work.
That is a fair point. I benefit greatly from DT always occurring during the AM. Of course, I'm also, PROBABLY in the largest single demographic that plays this game, North Americans.
I, for one, would be okay with DT being determined each time by a roll of the dice. Or on a rotation. Of course, the techs who like having regular hours might not feel so enthusiastic. |

Electra Magnetic
Echelon Research SpaceMonkey's Alliance
31
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:24:25 -
[514] - Quote
Stomp Mongo wrote:Electra Magnetic wrote:I dont want excuses, I just want free skill points. I want a Million dollars and carload of spending money. Ain't neither one of us getting what we want. But look on the bright side If the server is down for an entire 12 hours You are only out .25 frickin cents USD. Oh, and your poor lost monopoly money.
actually, if the server is down for a few hours they credit everyone's account with a full day of subscription, and skill point hand outs have been a thing in the past when the server has been down for extended time. So no, I'm not losing anything besides time to hunt down big mouth twits like you in game. |

Orob Ninebands
Multiplex Gaming The Bastion
26
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:24:44 -
[515] - Quote
To all the people complaining in this thread, shut your holes and go get lives.
"Gimme SP!" "I'm losing ISK!"
Its so freaking annoying that I am in a community with so many little babies who cry at everything and act like they live entitled lives. Personally, I hope CCP loses your accounts, you pathetic little *****-baby whiners. |

Laci
Lethal Agentrunner Concord Incinerator
33
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:24:57 -
[516] - Quote
EVE Server status: Unknown
The Complete Guide to the EVE Universe www.isktheguide.com
|

Duo ZeroSeven
Angels and Devils Hams United
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:24:59 -
[517] - Quote
I'm a programming student in the making, 2nd year starting Monday. I understand mistakes happen and code doesn't always function as anticipated, but my understanding of that would be on an amazingly different level to the professionals at CCP haha. But what I do understand more than anything is you're doing what you can, and I really appreciate it, and look forward to hearing about what the problem turns out to be :)
Thank you for constantly evolving an amazing game, and I understand hiccups are just part of the evolution, and a learning process for everyone involved :)
Cheers. |

Shadowlightt
Hammer of Hephaestus
83
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:25:02 -
[518] - Quote
Raymond Barber wrote:CRAP!!! I passed out at the keyboard and when I woke (actually my son woke me) I see that the server is STILL down. Is there any light at the end of the tunnel?
This music will keep you awake! http://www.iheart.com/live/995-the-wolf-5525/ |

captain Atruin
Lonestalker Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
17
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:25:34 -
[519] - Quote
Orob Ninebands wrote:To all the people complaining in this thread, shut your holes and go get lives.
"Gimme SP!" "I'm losing ISK!"
Its so freaking annoying that I am in a community with so many little babies who cry at everything and act like they live entitled lives. Personally, I hope CCP loses your accounts, you pathetic little *****-baby whiners.
i want free sp since i cant rat  |

Slava Gagarin
Space Traffic Control United Fleet
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:25:43 -
[520] - Quote
while client offline the drifters will conquer the world |
|

Dave Foxingharr
Evian Industries EVIAN NATION
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:25:45 -
[521] - Quote
I found a new game to play while waiting,, its called blinking, its pretty cool when u get the hang of it  |

Sexy Cakes
Have A Seat
947
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:25:56 -
[522] - Quote
Orob Ninebands wrote:To all the people complaining in this thread, shut your holes and go get lives.
"Gimme SP!" "I'm losing ISK!"
Its so freaking annoying that I am in a community with so many little babies who cry at everything and act like they live entitled lives. Personally, I hope CCP loses your accounts, you pathetic little whiners.
Good, good.
Let the hate flow through you.
Not today spaghetti.
|

Kalfar Chillar
The Minutemen The Bastion
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:26:13 -
[523] - Quote
BRB, need to take a dump... Maybe it'll be up when I get back! |

KenFlorian
Jednota Inc
15
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:26:24 -
[524] - Quote
Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Elsa Hayes wrote:Dear CCP, Did you delete boot.ini? AGAIN?
Do IBM 650's have boot.ini's? 
Bill's legacy code IS pervasive. |

Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
42
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:26:39 -
[525] - Quote
Ecolo wrote:madhatta18 wrote:hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this Plz go suck a lollipop.!
Can i have a lollipop?
|

Gimme Sake
State War Academy Caldari State
195
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:26:40 -
[526] - Quote
Raymond Barber wrote:CRAP!!! I passed out at the keyboard and when I woke (actually my son woke me) I see that the server is STILL down. Is there any light at the end of the tunnel?
Nope, the railroad maintenance workers are on strike today.
"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
|

DDymus
DDymus Corporation
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:26:50 -
[527] - Quote
Sally Ann Anderson wrote:Wargaming Don't seem to have these problems ----- Just say'n i kinda painted half of army during this ) |

Orob Ninebands
Multiplex Gaming The Bastion
27
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:05 -
[528] - Quote
captain Atruin wrote:Orob Ninebands wrote:To all the people complaining in this thread, shut your holes and go get lives.
"Gimme SP!" "I'm losing ISK!"
Its so freaking annoying that I am in a community with so many little babies who cry at everything and act like they live entitled lives. Personally, I hope CCP loses your accounts, you pathetic little *****-baby whiners. i want free sp since i cant rat 
Because you are a little baby who can't rat, and obviously you are entitled to it. Get a life dude. |

terrahell
Dom Spokojnej Starosci - CBC Retirement Island MOSTLY AFK
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:10 -
[529] - Quote
WTF We are paying for this game...!!! |

Spcius Patrouette
Mara's Hounds The Volition Cult
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:14 -
[530] - Quote
Sean Roach wrote:JFKen Imperia wrote:Sally Ann Anderson wrote:Once again the AUTZ gets screwed because of CCP have no idea what they are doing.
How about you do this crap in another timezone for once.
Servers are down for every TimeZone  She means, how about doing it so it inconveniences a different "prime time". I mean, it's mid-morning here. I only noticed the extended downtime because I was going to log in and make a quick adjustment before going to work. That is a fair point. I benefit greatly from DT always occurring during the AM. Of course, I'm also, PROBABLY in the largest single demographic that plays this game, North Americans. I, for one, would be okay with DT being determined each time by a roll of the dice. Or on a rotation. Of course, the techs who like having regular hours might not feel so enthusiastic. I saw a graph recently of concurrent players logged in which suggested DT should be shifted back ~3 hours. ill try to find it |
|

Jack Pickaloe
Rock Punchers Inc
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:15 -
[531] - Quote
stagger stagger roll roll roll crawl crawl stagger crawl roll walk stagger fall crawl roll roll stagger stagger roll (picks up mouse finds bottle of vodka) stagger stagger click?
Uh oh... um eh... what happened? |

KenFlorian
Jednota Inc
15
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:17 -
[532] - Quote
Kalfar Chillar wrote:BRB, need to take a dump... Maybe it'll be up when I get back!
TLI = too little information |

Daemun Khanid
Sanctus Imperialis
117
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:18 -
[533] - Quote
" AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE"
Best update ever.
Daemun of Khanid
"AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE"- CCP Falcon
|

Nanuet Darair
Wayward Chickens
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:28 -
[534] - Quote
Still no new news? And yeah a gift would be appreciated _-_ |

Kasi Briccius
MORDUS DEMONS
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:30 -
[535] - Quote
Enslaved Mistress wrote:Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion.
God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and she will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and she will freely give love and compassion whenever needed."
Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
G*D was Jewish, so the real answer to the question was, "You're lucky I give you anything at all. What? You think this is easy? Look at you! Like you're such a prize! I spend all my time coming up with fun ideas and this is the thanks I get? You just wait young man! And put some clothes on! What is the matter with you?" |

Chakra Buddhas
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:30 -
[536] - Quote
do you see all these unpatience & etc ?! .. all these & the same things you do in your bedrooms  |

Sean Roach
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:35 -
[537] - Quote
Alden Radd wrote:Holy Crap, Batman! It's lints in the servers!!
That'd do it, but it would usually take a few hours of uptime for the reduced airflow to be a factor. |

Jaqen Ahai
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:48 -
[538] - Quote
Ecolo wrote:madhatta18 wrote:hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this Plz go suck a lollipop.!
He can't afford a lollipop he pays real money to play eve... |

Etomo
Exoterra Industrialists
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:28:09 -
[539] - Quote
Can't y'all just role it back to when it worked before and then fix the fix on another server?

|

Eren Dante
Ancient Council pwn-O-graphy
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:28:19 -
[540] - Quote
terrahell wrote:WTF We are paying for this game...!!!
But you Mostly AFK...  |
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Tony Lennelluc
Dragons of Stone and Steel
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:28:25 -
[541] - Quote
I see lots of people complaining about 1 little bit of downtime ... hows about words of encouragement for the amazing people at eve from what ive read its been years since a major issue ! can anyone claim that of their ISP ? bank ? or work network ? so lets give the folks at eve their due and congratulate them on the LACK of downtime and instead of freaking on them
say thank you for the many many 100's of hours of awesome gameplay and yes before someone whines I do pay to play ! so is this costing me a bit of money maybe but I get many hours of awesome gameplay a month for a great price ! costs me less to play eve than it does to take got the movies with the mrs !
so ...
THANK YOU !!
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who donGÇÖt.
|

Atry
Einherjar.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:28:41 -
[542] - Quote
I'm on holydays today and before leaving home I wanted to jump in my boosted clone ... Thanks CCP  |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
298
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:28:49 -
[543] - Quote
Raymond Barber wrote:CRAP!!! I passed out at the keyboard and when I woke (actually my son woke me) I see that the server is STILL down. Is there any light at the end of the tunnel?
Sure, there is a light at every end of a tunnel, it's called a locomotive. 
|

Masdren
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:28:50 -
[544] - Quote
Goldie Foxx wrote:give us bonus SP!!!!
This guy.....This guy right here has the right idea..
|

JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc Brave Collective
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:28:57 -
[545] - Quote
Slava Gagarin wrote:while client offline the drifters will conquer the world OMG... you're right !!  |

NightmareX
Lakagigar
633
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:29:00 -
[546] - Quote
terrahell wrote:WTF We are paying for this game...!!! Yeah, you pay for EVE while you sleep to. Want to get compensation for the lost game time while you sleep to, or :-) ?
Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:
1: Asteroid Madness
2: Clash of the Empires
3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama
|

Executioner Zateki
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:29:07 -
[547] - Quote
Who wants free SP?
|

Raymond Barber
The Amarr Republic Primal Ascendancy
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:29:11 -
[548] - Quote
Shadowlightt wrote:Raymond Barber wrote:CRAP!!! I passed out at the keyboard and when I woke (actually my son woke me) I see that the server is STILL down. Is there any light at the end of the tunnel? This music will keep you awake! http://www.iheart.com/live/995-the-wolf-5525/
Nope, started to listen and my head hit the keyboard. Guess I am going to have take a dose of my meds to stay awake today.  |

epicurus ataraxia
Z3R0 Return Mining Inc. Illusion of Solitude
1748
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:29:17 -
[549] - Quote
For all those who are requesting something free? may I suggest mass Drifter spawn. Just because.
There is one EvE. Many people. Many lifestyles. WE are EvE
|

captain Atruin
Lonestalker Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
17
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:29:25 -
[550] - Quote
Masdren wrote:Goldie Foxx wrote:give us bonus SP!!!! This guy.....This guy right here has the right idea..
AYYYYY |
|

Gajo Facinus
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:29:33 -
[551] - Quote
Orob Ninebands wrote:To all the people complaining in this thread, shut your holes and go get lives.
"Gimme SP!" "I'm losing ISK!"
Its so freaking annoying that I am in a community with so many little babies who cry at everything and act like they live entitled lives. Personally, I hope CCP loses your accounts, you pathetic little whiners.
Don't know if I find whining about whining better...
And yes, I am absolutely whining about whining about whining |

Alcyone Codesmith
BOVRIL bOREers Mining CO-OP RAZOR Alliance
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:30:02 -
[552] - Quote
Am sending an emergency shipment of blue pills to help you boys get it up.  |

Alex Rax
The Stormcrows Stella Nova
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:30:06 -
[553] - Quote
epicurus ataraxia wrote:For all those who are requesting something free? may I suggest mass Drifter spawn. Just because.  Nah just give the Circadian Sleepers smartbombs and make 'em aggressive  |

Goldie Foxx
AirHogs Zulu People
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:30:13 -
[554] - Quote
even sisi is down now :/ |

Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
42
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:30:21 -
[555] - Quote
Gajo Facinus wrote:Orob Ninebands wrote:To all the people complaining in this thread, shut your holes and go get lives.
"Gimme SP!" "I'm losing ISK!"
Its so freaking annoying that I am in a community with so many little babies who cry at everything and act like they live entitled lives. Personally, I hope CCP loses your accounts, you pathetic little whiners. Don't know if I find whining about whining better... I yes, I am absolutely whining about whining about whining
Drink twice plz :) |

Ryan Dallocort
The Scope Gallente Federation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:30:23 -
[556] - Quote
Has anyone seen any updates since 1400?
The pinned post hasn't changed for 90 mins since those first few frequent updates. |

Sean Roach
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:30:25 -
[557] - Quote
Drabbin Mishi wrote:It's obvious what happened:
CCP didn't rat up the index on the server room - and someone came and Entosis'ed it during downtime.
Of COURSE they "Entosis'ed" it during downtime! The servers are invulnerable to entosis the rest of the time. |

Ran Timor
Timor Expedited Shipping Venture
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:30:29 -
[558] - Quote
My Shopping List for extended downtime compensation from CCP. free 5 mil SP, 1 bonus remap, 1 revenant bpc, dual character training and free exotic dancers. |

Lady Areola Fappington
2587
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:30:59 -
[559] - Quote
Kasi Briccius wrote: G*D was Jewish, so the real answer to the question was, "You're lucky I give you anything at all. What? You think this is easy? Look at you! Like you're such a prize! I spend all my time coming up with fun ideas and this is the thanks I get? You just wait young man! And put some clothes on! What is the matter with you?"
You forgot "When am I going to get some grandchildren I'm not getting any younger! Listen you should go on a date with that nice girl down the street her father's a doctor!"
7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY?
No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided.
--Eve New Player Guide
|

JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc Brave Collective
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:31:06 -
[560] - Quote
Hands up if the Aegis theme is playing for hours in your headphones GÖ¬GÖ½GÖ¬GÖ¬GÖ½ |
|

Sam Spock
The Arnold Connection
57
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:31:14 -
[561] - Quote
Every time I had a major system outage that could not be fixed quickly I had to use the bathroom rather badly. I would try and hold it until the server was back up. Finally I would just tell my boss that I will be back in a few min. Took care of business then came back to fix the problem in about 10 minutes.
That's what CCP needs to do. Use the bathroom.
Giving you Inconsistent grammar, speilling and Punct-uation since 1974!
|

Vanilla Mooses
KarmaFleet Goonswarm Federation
34
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:31:16 -
[562] - Quote
We told you FozzieSov would ruin EVE.
:-) |
|

CCP Falcon
11820

|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:31:17 -
[563] - Quote

CCP Falcon || EVE Universe Community Manager || @CCP_Falcon
Happy Birthday To FAWLTY7! <3
|
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Ezri Dax
The Organization of Fire and Steel
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:31:18 -
[564] - Quote
Anyone asking for free sp isn't even thinking ahead. Ask for a remap, it would be way more useful :P |

Duckslayer
League of Non-Aligned Worlds Snuffed Out
53
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:31:18 -
[565] - Quote
Welcome to White Knights and Wankers Weekly, with your host CCP Honesty. |

Sean Roach
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:31:26 -
[566] - Quote
Datu Agimat wrote:what the...? I turn away for a few minutes and the thread grew by 10 pages! This is madness! 
No. This is EVE |

Gajo Facinus
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:31:56 -
[567] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Gajo Facinus wrote:Orob Ninebands wrote:To all the people complaining in this thread, shut your holes and go get lives.
"Gimme SP!" "I'm losing ISK!"
Its so freaking annoying that I am in a community with so many little babies who cry at everything and act like they live entitled lives. Personally, I hope CCP loses your accounts, you pathetic little whiners. Don't know if I find whining about whining better... I yes, I am absolutely whining about whining about whining Drink twice plz :)
unbelievable but that seems to be the reasonable thing to do now :-) |

Shadowlightt
Hammer of Hephaestus
83
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:32:12 -
[568] - Quote
JFKen Imperia wrote:Hands up if the Aegis theme is playing for hours in your headphones GÖ¬GÖ½GÖ¬GÖ¬GÖ½
I like my country music TEXAS FTW |

Epsilon911
InterSun Freelance SONS of BANE
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:32:28 -
[569] - Quote
Just tried to login, I get the following error message....
" The authentication token provided by the launcher is of an invalid format. Please try again or contact EVE customer support"
Hopefully , IF the DEV's rollback TQ, they will rollback our launcher   
Otherwise it will be a long day running repair.exe
Fingers crossed
|

Velmahr
Evian Industries EVIAN NATION
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:32:33 -
[570] - Quote
My client says, "starting up... (0 sec)" |
|

CyPhiR
Full Spectrum Inc Fidelas Constans
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:33:14 -
[571] - Quote
Tony Lennelluc wrote:I see lots of people complaining about 1 little bit of downtime ... hows about words of encouragement for the amazing people at eve from what ive read its been years since a major issue ! can anyone claim that of their ISP ? bank ? or work network ? so lets give the folks at eve their due and congratulate them on the LACK of downtime and instead of freaking on them
say thank you for the many many 100's of hours of awesome gameplay and yes before someone whines I do pay to play ! so is this costing me a bit of money maybe but I get many hours of awesome gameplay a month for a great price ! costs me less to play eve than it does to take got the movies with the mrs !
so ...
THANK YOU !!
I completely agree . .although inconvenient, everybody at CCP are always working hard to provide content and to keep this totally brilliant game running ... one breakdown every now and then doesnt deserve the responses being posted in this thread  |

Darrien Blacke
Vashta Nerada.
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:33:22 -
[572] - Quote
Etomo wrote:Can't y'all just role it back to when it worked before and then fix the fix on another server? 
That would require them to have saved the code from 2008 or earlier :P
|

Raven Pirkibo
Jameco Industries The Big Dirty
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:33:32 -
[573] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Did you fit damage control on the servers?
|

fl0pski
Dark Buddha Rising
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:33:48 -
[574] - Quote
EVE just hasn't been the same since Pao has assumed supreme control over CCP. |

Mhowatt
Harbingers of Chaos Inc Gentlemen's.Club
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:33:48 -
[575] - Quote
Yes Yes Yes
Remap please ... this would appease many I'm sure.
          |

Sexy Cakes
Have A Seat
948
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:01 -
[576] - Quote
I always like to imagine extended downtime as godzilla and all of us as thousands of asian people panicking.
Not today spaghetti.
|

Kayou Aldeshaar
Dubius Praedator Coalition of the Unfortunate
35
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:03 -
[577] - Quote
I'm just gonna sit back, sip my Vanilla Coke, and enjoy my Peppermint Crisp while I watch the hatred spew back and forth. This is better than Jita local. |

Executioner Zateki
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:13 -
[578] - Quote
Ezri Dax wrote:Anyone asking for free sp isn't even thinking ahead. Ask for a remap, it would be way more useful :P
Nah, 50m SP would be WAY more useful  |

Greg Keller
EVE University Ivy League
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:18 -
[579] - Quote
Awsome. |

Tamajaq
Discoverings SpaceMonkey's Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:22 -
[580] - Quote
This was CCP's morning
https://youtu.be/3jkBMcybZ8U |
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Azunai Celestus
Dragron Riders Inc Parental Supervision.
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:22 -
[581] - Quote
I don't need free sp or anything like that, how about a broken entosis link for all players to redeem to mark the occasion? 
Hope you guys don't get too brain fried finding the bug ha ha, good luck....i hope you get it sorted soon cleaning the house ain't fun, or cutting the lawn......omg save me |

Wur2e
High Priority Industries Vengeful Swarm
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:24 -
[582] - Quote
Oh wait, before updating EvE worked???
I propose more drastic matters if all else fails!
Repair Toolkit
Works not only on Iphones but on servers too    |

Intel Channel Broken
University of Caille Gallente Federation
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:26 -
[583] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:CCP Falcon || EVE Universe Community Manager || @CCP_Falcon
They probably don't pay you enough to put up with us. 
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Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:27 -
[584] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Ecolo wrote:madhatta18 wrote:hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this Plz go suck a lollipop.! Can i have a lollipop?
I wonder if alcoholic lollipops can be a thing... |

Aptiva Rin
Multiplex Gaming The Bastion
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:27 -
[585] - Quote
Real Life almost got me today. Good thing I have boats installed. |

Ecolo
Highcouncil Private Holding The Tsunami Collective
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:41 -
[586] - Quote
Jaqen Ahai wrote:Ecolo wrote:madhatta18 wrote:hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this Plz go suck a lollipop.! He can't afford a lollipop he pays real money to play eve...
OK .ok .ok....... Handing out lollipos,.... 1 per capsuleer ..sighs.....
If u dont like the taste: NO FREE SP, NO FREE GAME TIME AND NO MORE LOLLIPOPS!!!!
go suck a tomato...
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Kalfar Chillar
The Minutemen The Bastion
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:48 -
[587] - Quote
Kalfar Chillar wrote:BRB, need to take a dump... Maybe it'll be up when I get back! And that would be a no! |

Jack Pickaloe
Rock Punchers Inc
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:49 -
[588] - Quote
How do you upset an eve player?
Could not connect to the specified address. Odds are that you have not established an internet connection, the server isn't running, or the server address or port number was wrong. |

Cervix Thumper
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
49
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:53 -
[589] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Ecolo wrote:madhatta18 wrote:hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this Plz go suck a lollipop.! Can i have a lollipop?
you can have my lollipop.. hehe ;)
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Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
35
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:56 -
[590] - Quote
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a salesman. "Is there something in particular I can show you?" he asked.
"Yes, I want to buy a sexual sofa."
"You mean a sectional sofa," he suggested.
"Sectional, schmectional. All I want is an occasional piece in the living room." |
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Remyra Nark
The Kopanoi
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:35:08 -
[591] - Quote
Xanna Minator wrote:What's really happening is that CCP have only let Greek players on so they can mine enough to pay off their national debt
Hey, I should be in my retriever then! |
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