EVE Search - Announcement:Unscheduled Downtime Extension GÇô July 15, 2015

Gradur Dohr wrote:

eve is ded

CCP Falcon wrote:

SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS
STARTUP ISSUE

Steijn wrote:

another clusterf**k.

mufe mufetski wrote:

This calls for free SP :-)

Stu Pendisdick wrote:

"What Operating System is it?"

"Vista"

"We're Going To Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

CCP Falcon wrote:

Steijn wrote:

another clusterf**k.

Quite literally.

We're working on it! Big smile

Stu Pendisdick wrote:

"What Operating System is it?"

"Vista"

"We're Going To Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ecolo wrote:

The link in the launcher (latest news downtime) is broken

Mida Akhiko wrote:

I think the only way you can make amends to your player base is to credit all of our accounts .1 isk...

CCP Phantom wrote:

Ecolo wrote:

The link in the launcher (latest news downtime) is broken

Thank you for the notification. We have consolidated the extended downtime messaging to this thread and have removed other related threads. As such the EVE Launcher now links to this thread (this update took a few minutes during which the Launcher did link to the old, invalid thread).

Steijn wrote:

another clusterf**k.

CCP Falcon wrote:

[img]http://i.imgur.com/GJBLtMB.gif[/img]

MortarJim wrote:

damn need to start a new drinking game now Idea

CCP Phantom wrote:

Ecolo wrote:

The link in the launcher (latest news downtime) is broken

Stvndog wrote:

Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot

Maddaxe Illat wrote:

FREE SKILLPOINTS Blink

Lemon Verbena wrote:

MortarJim wrote:

damn need to start a new drinking game now Idea

<3 <3 <3

yes please :)

Stvndog wrote:

Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot

cretan Audeles wrote:

fozzy sov broke everything, prediction has come true

CCP Phantom wrote:

Ecolo wrote:

The link in the launcher (latest news downtime) is broken

Lt Motion wrote:

But what of all the noobies who just begun playing?

Kasi Briccius wrote:

Is the drinking game over? Lol

LETUSDIG wrote:

is there any way you guys could roll the server back and boot it for us to continue our daily grind??
or maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?

i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :)

MinoriF wrote:

Reactivated account just today after 8 months inactive --__--

sakuma shindou wrote:

CCP Phantom wrote:

Ecolo wrote:

The link in the launcher (latest news downtime) is broken

GREEEEEAT

an i that still had a page left to catch up on that old thread, and now all mu great words erased from the interwebs*sniffle* Straight

Stvndog wrote:

Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot

Kasi Briccius wrote:

Is the drinking game over? Lol

Timomantis Nabali wrote:

Stu Pendisdick wrote:

"What Operating System is it?"

"Vista"

"We're Going To Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I'd lol if they were still running XP or server 2000 :P Oh CCP, why you so silly? :P

Jacques d'Orleans wrote:

Kasi Briccius wrote:

Is the drinking game over? Lol

Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! Big smile

CCP Falcon wrote:

Hey guys,

As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.

This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.

Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.

Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.

Cheers,

- F

UPDATES:

13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE

Azrael Sheriph wrote:

Sacrifice the Goat to the server god.

LETUSDIG wrote:

Arzi Reece wrote:

Dear CCP,

Have you tried unplugging it and then plugging it back in?

mufe mufetski wrote:

This calls for free SP :-)

Liam Oliphants wrote:

Arzi Reece wrote:

Dear CCP,

Have you tried unplugging it and then plugging it back in?

The real solution is clearly taking the cartridge out and blowing in it.

Lemon Verbena wrote:

Jacques d'Orleans wrote:

Kasi Briccius wrote:

Is the drinking game over? Lol

Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! Big smile

Only if you're doing it wrong :P

dor amwar wrote:

mufe mufetski wrote:

This calls for free SP :-)

has this ever happened?

Electra Magnetic wrote:

I dont want excuses, I just want free skill points.

Wolverine Chosen wrote:

I understand that something might have gone wrong.
but this is beginning to take a very long time,

resubbed 2 weeks ago after 3 years of absence here
Seen more downtime then I can remember in the past.

Gentle Insert wrote:

CCP Falcon wrote:

of course because i didnt fill the pos' last night... "oh ill just do in the morning because i have the day off." NOT ffs

dor amwar wrote:

mufe mufetski wrote:

This calls for free SP :-)

has this ever happened?

Wolverine Chosen wrote:

claus Hanson wrote:

Well as i said in the first message from ccp about the downtime.

Atleast im not paying IRL for this game.

Hmm wait I am !!!!!!

Some one said compensation ? SP, something, whatever !!

Epentix wrote:

Maybe....like in real IT environments.....if you have a cockup like that for over severall hours you should roll back the changes until you are back to the original state before you started.
But I guess a good backup or roll backup procedure was not thought off.
If I would do this at the company I work for, I would be having a lot of spare time as of tomorrow.
Be serious about this!!! People are spending money on this every month.

If you want any help on how to organize a real development, test, acceptation and production environment, you can give me a call any time.

dor amwar wrote:

Liam Oliphants wrote:

Arzi Reece wrote:

Dear CCP,

Have you tried unplugging it and then plugging it back in?

The real solution is clearly taking the cartridge out and blowing in it.

vacuum cleaner on low suction works better

NightmareX wrote:

Maddaxe Illat wrote:

FREE SKILLPOINTS Blink

Have you forgotten that we have a skill queue system where you can put in 50 skills in queue?

It's only your own fault today if you lose skillpoints to downtimes.

Last time i checked, my skill queue was for 150+ days. Gotta have a long downtime before i can request free skillpoints then :-)

Ice Sertan wrote:

Bomus SP is good compensation Blink

Alex Rax wrote:

Lemon Verbena wrote:

Jacques d'Orleans wrote:

Kasi Briccius wrote:

Is the drinking game over? Lol

Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! Big smile

Only if you're doing it wrong :P

I want to get of CCP Fozzie's wild ride.

MortarJim wrote:

dor amwar wrote:

mufe mufetski wrote:

This calls for free SP :-)

has this ever happened?

don`t think so, this was why skill queues were invented

Lemon Verbena wrote:

Jacques d'Orleans wrote:

Kasi Briccius wrote:

Is the drinking game over? Lol

Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! Big smile

Only if you're doing it wrong :P

lust4blood wrote:

dor amwar wrote:

mufe mufetski wrote:

This calls for free SP :-)

has this ever happened?

yes

Epentix wrote:

Fugly Isktaker wrote:

rm -rf *

get it?
star?
like in space?

...get it?

Big Lynx wrote:

Ice Sertan wrote:

Bomus SP is good compensation Blink

I want a threesome with Taylor Swift and Barak Obama

Jacques d'Orleans wrote:

Lemon Verbena wrote:

Jacques d'Orleans wrote:

Kasi Briccius wrote:

Is the drinking game over? Lol

Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! Big smile

Only if you're doing it wrong :P

Do you know that when you drink 53 pints a day, you'll have the daily dose of magnesium an adult needs?
A healthy nutrition can be so easy. Big smile

George Jetson wrote:

NightmareX wrote:

Maddaxe Illat wrote:

FREE SKILLPOINTS Blink

Only 150+ days? How did I get over 400 days?

Jacques d'Orleans wrote:

Kasi Briccius wrote:

Is the drinking game over? Lol

Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! Big smile

dor amwar wrote:

mufe mufetski wrote:

This calls for free SP :-)

has this ever happened?

George Jetson wrote:

Only 150+ days? How did I get over 400 days?

Ecolo wrote:

LETUSDIG wrote:

Theres is more than enough resources and isk ingame for all players needs,.......not for all players greed!!!!

Grow up, stop begging, start accepting ;)

lust4blood wrote:

dor amwar wrote:

mufe mufetski wrote:

This calls for free SP :-)

has this ever happened?

yes

Borgbait wrote:

dor amwar wrote:

mufe mufetski wrote:

This calls for free SP :-)

has this ever happened?

Yes.

TheTennant wrote:

Seeing as half of eve is here atm, would this be a good time to request 1m from every one of you :)

Cervix Thumper wrote:

Yea!! main is at war!! less war time BS.......

....

... wait we're winning... screw that. Hurry pls =)

Lemon Verbena wrote:

Jacques d'Orleans wrote:

Lemon Verbena wrote:

Jacques d'Orleans wrote:

Kasi Briccius wrote:

Is the drinking game over? Lol

Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! Big smile

Only if you're doing it wrong :P

Do you know that when you drink 53 pints a day, you'll have the daily dose of magnesium an adult needs?
A healthy nutrition can be so easy. Big smile

Well in that case... i guess i'm REAL healthy :P

Jerusaleman wrote:

Ecolo wrote:

LETUSDIG wrote:

Theres is more than enough resources and isk ingame for all players needs,.......not for all players greed!!!!

Grow up, stop begging, start accepting ;)

Is it daft to ask for compensation when befouled by CCP? I am glad I don't just accept crap in life like some sheep, who knows the EU might take over and treat us all like shite..... Oh yer they have already. Think it's time to move to Aus..

CCP Falcon wrote:

bucktooth wrote:

CCP should hire a stand up comedian for these situations, just to keep everyone happy.

Jerusaleman wrote:

Ecolo wrote:

LETUSDIG wrote:

Theres is more than enough resources and isk ingame for all players needs,.......not for all players greed!!!!

Grow up, stop begging, start accepting ;)

Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:

Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve.
Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.

Open your eyes, look to the devs and see.
They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy.
Because the server's up, server's down.
(Server's up, server's down)
Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Fozzie, just killed the game.
Put an update to its head,
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead.
Fozzie, sov had just begun,
but now updates take all day.

Fozzie, ooh,
didn't mean to make Eve die.
If it's not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.

Spcius Patrouette wrote:

Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime

Bukszpryt Paj-Hi-Wo wrote:

PANIC!

Zola Budd wrote:

Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:

its not a biscuit - this is hip hop you nit wit - learn to deal - or step back and kneel - you might find you can feel!
Blag the POS - scrape the ISK - paw at some free SP? not me im free. puffing on a splif - take a long Bio and puff on a splif it'll be back in a bit - until then sont talk s**t :P

Lemon Verbena wrote:

Offline again... drink lol :)

Big Lynx wrote:

CCP working on start up issues obligatory :D

Xanna Minator wrote:

What's really happening is that CCP have only let Greek players on so they can mine enough to pay off their national debt

CCP Falcon wrote:

Spcius Patrouette wrote:

Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime

I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.

Lucaz Verona wrote:

Zola Budd wrote:

Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:

Please tell me you know what song he was trying to imitate.... FYI it was nothing to with rap or hip hop.

MortarJim wrote:

Lemon Verbena wrote:

Offline again... drink lol :)

don`t bring server back online, i`ve run out of alcohol, need to go to the shops. so don`t fix it for at least 10 mins please

Spcius Patrouette wrote:

CCP Falcon wrote:

Spcius Patrouette wrote:

Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime

I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.

No need to get snarky with the paying customers

CCP Falcon wrote:

Spcius Patrouette wrote:

Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime

I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.

Xanna Minator wrote:

What's really happening is that CCP have only let Greek players on so they can mine enough to pay off their national debt

Stan Bran wrote:

Jacques d'Orleans wrote:

Kasi Briccius wrote:

Is the drinking game over? Lol

Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! Big smile

It's really a science !

Muffins wrote:

Spcius Patrouette wrote:

CCP Falcon wrote:

Spcius Patrouette wrote:

Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime

I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.

No need to get snarky with the paying customers

Well... when the paying customers are being whiny b*****'s by and large..... You know.

Everybody is human lol.

Zola Budd wrote:

Lucaz Verona wrote:

Zola Budd wrote:

Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:

Please tell me you know what song he was trying to imitate.... FYI it was nothing to with rap or hip hop.

but this is hip hop you nit wit :)

Raphendyr Nardieu wrote:

Could someone nice donate me ISK to buy gecko for lowsec roam on Friday.

CCP Falcon wrote:

Spcius Patrouette wrote:

Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime

I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.

Jerusaleman wrote:

Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:

Cervix Thumper wrote:

Stan Bran wrote:

Jacques d'Orleans wrote:

Kasi Briccius wrote:

Is the drinking game over? Lol

Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! Big smile

It's really a science !

My uncle is a professional chemist. He can take any beer, wine or spirit and turn it into urine in under 5 mins. He loves chemistry.

Xanna Minator wrote:

What's really happening is that CCP have only let Greek players on so they can mine enough to pay off their national debt

test bumm wrote:

We were discussing a week ago how eve would die after fozzies great scheme failed, and the general consensus was a failed server start over and over...and.... Big smile

In before "I didn't want that game anyways". Big smile

if not this time....... then..............

And no I haven't asked for isk....and haven't kissed a-ú^&e of someone for stuffing up (heard of testing?)
How about being sure before you release a patch into game, like say have a test server.

Oh wait..!!

Skyrider Deathknight wrote:

Have you tried the following:
- Turning it off and on again.
- Giving it a good kick.
- Throwing abuse at it.
- Storm out the room saying you'll be back in 5mins .
- Saying sorry about all the mean things your said and asking nicely for it to work.
- Threaten you'll buy a new one if you don't work soonGäó

Skyrider Deathknight wrote:

Epentix wrote:

CCP Falcon wrote:

Spcius Patrouette wrote:

Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime

I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.

I "believe"???? so you don't know for sure "obviously"
Clusters are a ***** if you don't use them like you should do.

Steijn wrote:

CCP Falcon wrote:

Spcius Patrouette wrote:

Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime

I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.

surely when youve deployed something 4 or more times and it still fails, the only logical solution is to rollback until you know what is actually wrong with it?

MortarJim wrote:

Cervix Thumper wrote:

Stan Bran wrote:

Jacques d'Orleans wrote:

Kasi Briccius wrote:

Is the drinking game over? Lol

Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! Big smile

It's really a science !

My uncle is a professional chemist. He can take any beer, wine or spirit and turn it into urine in under 5 mins. He loves chemistry.

i can do it in 3 minutes , so he sucks

Cervix Thumper wrote:

Stan Bran wrote:

Jacques d'Orleans wrote:

Kasi Briccius wrote:

Is the drinking game over? Lol

Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! Big smile

It's really a science !

My uncle is a professional chemist. He can take any beer, wine or spirit and turn it into urine in under 5 mins. He loves chemistry.

Zola Budd wrote:

Skyrider Deathknight wrote:

remember not to forget to rattle it about a bit too mind ;)

JFKen Imperia wrote:

I gonna make coffe.... maybe a pie too Roll

Gajo Facinus wrote:

...guess it's time I stop my ddos attack and let you all back online

ela Ishikela wrote:

i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?

this is joke?

Zola Budd wrote:

Lucaz Verona wrote:

Zola Budd wrote:

Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:

Please tell me you know what song he was trying to imitate.... FYI it was nothing to with rap or hip hop.

but this is hip hop you nit wit :)

Darkanon Destroyer wrote:

and now lets go to our five day forecast.
Whats the weather like Ollie?

Impness wrote:

Thanks for keeping us informed while your struggling. (Now please send CCP Seagull downtown after some proper food for the hamsters!).

Spcius Patrouette wrote:

Darkanon Destroyer wrote:

and now lets go to our five day forecast.
Whats the weather like Ollie?

ITS BAD

Spcius Patrouette wrote:

Muffins wrote:

Spcius Patrouette wrote:

CCP Falcon wrote:

Spcius Patrouette wrote:

Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime

I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.

No need to get snarky with the paying customers

Well... when the paying customers are being whiny b*****'s by and large..... You know.

Everybody is human lol.

Whats whiny about offering a suggestion?

NightmareX wrote:

Here is a motivation for you CCP to get the server fixed faster Big smile

: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuHfVn_cfHU

ela Ishikela wrote:

i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?

this is joke?

Spcius Patrouette wrote:

Darkanon Destroyer wrote:

and now lets go to our five day forecast.
Whats the weather like Ollie?

ITS BAD

ela Ishikela wrote:

i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?

this is joke?

chez1962 wrote:

finaly the did it .... FOZZIE SOV

Skyrider Deathknight wrote:

Spcius Patrouette wrote:

Darkanon Destroyer wrote:

and now lets go to our five day forecast.
Whats the weather like Ollie?

ITS BAD

VERY BAD

Jack Pickaloe wrote:

I think its time to push the red button!

Muffins wrote:

Especially you.

Hicksimus wrote:

I know this is a great opportunity for the denizens of EvE to go outside but I work outside so to make a long story short somebody may as well have my stuff if you aren't going to give me 1m free SP.

Skyrider Deathknight wrote:

Zola Budd wrote:

Skyrider Deathknight wrote:

remember not to forget to rattle it about a bit too mind ;)

Ah forgot that one, also the petting it and giving it a good cuddle

Darkanon Destroyer wrote:

Spcius Patrouette wrote:

Darkanon Destroyer wrote:

and now lets go to our five day forecast.
Whats the weather like Ollie?

ITS BAD

thanks Ollie
Now sports

Bladeburner wrote:

EVE server down NNnnnnooooo....

CCP i need the server up ASAP!!!

I've left my Fedo in the station hangar with no food or water.....what am i to do??

Will Concord get involved or social services??

Will i lose my fedo forever?

GET THE SERVER BACK ON AND SAVE A FEDO TODAY.

P.S

Keep up the hard work CCP.

Fugly Isktaker wrote:

"Hey, I just noticed this SQL index uses a - instead of a _ should we fix it today?"

"yeah go for it."

Darkanon Destroyer wrote:

Spcius Patrouette wrote:

Darkanon Destroyer wrote:

and now lets go to our five day forecast.
Whats the weather like Ollie?

ITS BAD

thanks Ollie
Now sports

Skyrider Deathknight wrote:

ela Ishikela wrote:

i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?

this is joke?

Wait, there are people that still pay for eve?! wut

Arzi Reece wrote:

Dear CCP,

Have you tried unplugging it and then plugging it back in?

Timomantis Nabali wrote:

Epentix wrote:

CCP Falcon wrote:

Spcius Patrouette wrote:

Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime

I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.

I "believe"???? so you don't know for sure "obviously"
Clusters are a ***** if you don't use them like you should do.

Just remember, he works at eve, you dont!

Lt Motion wrote:

ela Ishikela wrote:

i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?

this is joke?

Relax mate and join us with the drinking game. CCP is working on it.

Rules : Take a drink each time someone blames CCP

Disclaimer : Alcohol abuse is a serious issue, do not drink. Ever.

Lemon Verbena wrote:

DRINK!

Shadowlightt wrote:

I need a beer.

Shadowlightt wrote:

I need a beer.

Sonia Vess wrote:

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-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -â-é-+-+-+-+ -+-¦-+-Å , -ç-é-+-¦-ï -¦-ï-+ -¦-ü-¦-¦-¦-¦ -ü -é-+-¦-+-¦
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-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-ï-ü-â-ê-+-+ -+-+-Ç-Å, -ç-é-+-¦-ï -é-ï -¦-ï-+-¦ -ü-+ -+-+-+-¦

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Valkyrie Ragnor wrote:

iv payed for this service and would just like to know about some compensation

i was just wondering im doing alot of work with bpos and i was going to ask can you send me a really cool bpo i know you guys work really hard and the game is fantastic i like what you doing with eve thank you very much and im looking forward to your response :)

Quote:

13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING

Trademaster Rob wrote:

Is this time going to be reimbursed Blink

Ellis Goa'uld wrote:

while the servers are down here's some great reading material that will satisfy anyone for 2 minutes Lol

https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Tranquility

edit: vip mode this is the one guys THIs is the one

Stu Pendisdick wrote:

The devs are hard at work

Nicolai Serkanner wrote:

Skyrider Deathknight wrote:

ela Ishikela wrote:

i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?

this is joke?

Wait, there are people that still pay for eve?! wut

Yes, and because they do you can play as well.

Trademaster Rob wrote:

Is this time going to be reimbursed Blink

Trademaster Rob wrote:

Is this time going to be reimbursed Blink

Spcius Patrouette wrote:

Muffins wrote:

Especially you.

I assumed as much, given that you replied directly to me.

Stvndog wrote:

for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!!

Liam Oliphants wrote:

Lt Motion wrote:

ela Ishikela wrote:

i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?

this is joke?

Relax mate and join us with the drinking game. CCP is working on it.

Rules : Take a drink each time someone blames CCP

Disclaimer : Alcohol abuse is a serious issue, do not drink. Ever.

Lemon Verbena wrote:

DRINK!

Lemon Verbena wrote:

Valkyrie Ragnor wrote:

You should get a beer too :P

Lemon Verbena wrote:

Shadowlightt wrote:

I need a beer.

Way ahead of you :)

Zola Budd wrote:

Lucaz Verona wrote:

Zola Budd wrote:

Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:

Please tell me you know what song he was trying to imitate.... FYI it was nothing to with rap or hip hop.

but this is hip hop you nit wit :)

Jerusaleman wrote:

Ecolo wrote:

LETUSDIG wrote:

Theres is more than enough resources and isk ingame for all players needs,.......not for all players greed!!!!

Grow up, stop begging, start accepting ;)

Stvndog wrote:

for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!!

Richard TheLordOfDance wrote:

It's like the good old days all over again! Big smile

Stu Pendisdick wrote:

The devs are hard at work

Sonia Vess wrote:

-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-ï-ü-â-ê-+-+ -+-+-Ç-Å, -ç-é-+-¦-ï -é-ï -¦-ï-+-¦ -ü-+ -+-+-+-¦

Aneu Angellus wrote:

CCP Fozzie! Wai you break things?

Muffins wrote:

Spcius Patrouette wrote:

Muffins wrote:

Especially you.

I assumed as much, given that you replied directly to me.

Sarcasm detection has failed, I see.

I didn't mean you, specifically. Just in general ^_^

admiral kerk wrote:

I always knew it would happen.... "If it ain't broke,Don't fix it!"

MortarJim wrote:

Stvndog wrote:

for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!!

i blame CCPFozzie

Beliskner Hippaforalcu wrote:

Thanks Obama...

Just Another wrote:

Have you tried calling Tech support ?

MinoriF wrote:

Reactivated account just today after 8 months inactive --__--

Lemon Verbena wrote:

Valkyrie Ragnor wrote:

You should get a beer too :P

Miss Cruentatus wrote:

all these people crying about it. jesus guys,

WAA WAAAAAHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

whats that i hear? a WAMBULANCE

step outside away from your pc's theres another world out there. out of all these years this games been running i can count how many times CCP has had issues and compared to other games out there CCP are a god damn better than a lot of dev's.

@ all CCP's keep up the good work, you have done awsome so far no turning back now. oh yeah blame this on FOZZIE.

nothing he says is belivable. "just saying" :P

Shadowlightt wrote:

Lemon Verbena wrote:

Valkyrie Ragnor wrote:

You should get a beer too :P

LMFAO maybe some TEQUILA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Artenso Vestindal wrote:

Well, hours goes by, servers are still down... Seems like no EVE for me today Cry

And the worst part? I don't even have any beer or other alkohol to drink while waiting Sad

CCP, I wish you good luck identifying and fixing the problem Cool

5pitf1re wrote:

Can we get Geckos as a compensation? Actually, just add Gecko BPCs to the game while you're fixing things.

Miss Cruentatus wrote:

Lemon Verbena wrote:

MortarJim wrote:

Stvndog wrote:

for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!!

i blame CCPFozzie

Did you get more booze?

Kalvai Corracks wrote:

i dont know much about computer coding, but in my experience, stuff works when you hit it with a hammer.

MortarJim wrote:

Lemon Verbena wrote:

MortarJim wrote:

Stvndog wrote:

for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!!

i blame CCPFozzie

Did you get more booze?

yes enough for another 300 rounds

HexiD wrote:

Have you tried flushing the power supply? you see that cup of coffee... just pour it all in, that's it yes, all of it.

Technical support

Rogue AI wrote:

I posted this image on the first page of this thread and my post was deleted: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m97yhpjmYJ1rrc78e.gif

Wtf guys? You know it was a light hearted joke right? Ugh

Skyrider Deathknight wrote:

Nicolai Serkanner wrote:

Skyrider Deathknight wrote:

ela Ishikela wrote:

i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?

this is joke?

Wait, there are people that still pay for eve?! wut

Yes, and because they do you can play as well.

Really i did not know that.

Kalvai Corracks wrote:

i dont know much about computer coding, but in my experience, stuff works when you hit it with a hammer.

Alpha Lonefire wrote:

Well complaining isn't going to fix anything guys and gals. Most players that complain must be young. Let us older ones tell you, waiting is it's own reward.

With that said, can't CCP just reload the server without the patch and fix the patch for tomorrows update?

Oh well, guess we'll just have to wait.

Kaoraku Shayiskhun wrote:

Yeah, put out a code what broke the whole game (and another game) is a pretty good work. And who the hell care what other devs and games do? We are here, and want to play THIS, not others.
And this "go away from your PC" is such a childish sentence...

Kasi Briccius wrote:

I blame CCP Fozzie! Drink!

Lucaz Verona wrote:

Just Another wrote:

Have you tried calling Tech support ?

"Hello, this is pets 4 u, my name is Dave, how can I help you"

CCP: "Yea, our hamster wheels seem to have broken"

Trademaster Rob wrote:

Really feel bad for the ausies

Kalvai Corracks wrote:

i dont know much about computer coding, but in my experience, stuff works when you hit it with a hammer.

Skyrider Deathknight wrote:

Shadowlightt wrote:

Lemon Verbena wrote:

Valkyrie Ragnor wrote:

You should get a beer too :P

LMFAO maybe some TEQUILA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Okay so As a rough estimate due to different currency etc; it's basically a penny an hour you're losing because of this extended DT. So you would like 3p compensation correct?

Alpha Lonefire wrote:

Nicolai Serkanner wrote:

Skyrider Deathknight wrote:

Nicolai Serkanner wrote:

Skyrider Deathknight wrote:

ela Ishikela wrote:

i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?

this is joke?

Wait, there are people that still pay for eve?! wut

Yes, and because they do you can play as well.

Really i did not know that.

Imagine what would happen if nobody paid ... it is simple really..

Artenso Vestindal wrote:

Rogue AI wrote:

I posted this image on the first page of this thread and my post was deleted: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m97yhpjmYJ1rrc78e.gif

Wtf guys? You know it was a light hearted joke right? Ugh

Actually i think their whole post was deleted(or disappeared) and made again

Sneekeypete NZXT wrote:

Epic failure in customer service right here. Paying for game time and not being able to access the server without any sort of compensation is theft imo.

GibsonRSA wrote:

These guys might have something to do with it.

The last kill on Tranquility>>> https://zkillboard.com/kill/47874834/

Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:

Ellis Goa'uld wrote:

while the servers are down here's some great reading material that will satisfy anyone for 2 minutes Lol

https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Tranquility

edit: vip mode this is the one guys THIs is the one

That explains it, they aren't using a real database...

Alexey Rumyancev wrote:

Still, a Gecko as a compensation would be awesome

Illiander Aideron wrote:

Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:

Ellis Goa'uld wrote:

while the servers are down here's some great reading material that will satisfy anyone for 2 minutes Lol

https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Tranquility

edit: vip mode this is the one guys THIs is the one

That explains it, they aren't using a real database...

Holy ****!

They are actually running this on a windows server?

Are they mad!?!?!?!? No wonder they need a daily downtime. They really do need to reboot their servers every day. Dayum.

I seriously thought everyone was sensible enough to at least put there servers on a solid OS (some form of UNIX) but apparently I was wrong...

No wonder they can't roll back. They might need to reinstall their OSs to fix this. Did microsoft issue one of their "unstoppable" patches yesterday?

Ninhursaag Eridani wrote:

O. Now status is UNKNOWN. What doest it means? Noone knows. :)

Stvndog wrote:

Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot

Ninhursaag Eridani wrote:

O. Now status is UNKNOWN. What doest it means? Noone knows. :)

freddy115 wrote:

i run game servers, Not as wazoo as eve would run on, however when i make changed i keep a backup of just before. The change fails... i back up and figure it out on a TEST SERVER. Then my players are out maybe half an hour. This isnt that hard of a concept to grasp i wouldnt think as i dont make money off my game servers and even i know this...

Lemon Verbena wrote:

MortarJim wrote:

Stvndog wrote:

for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!!

i blame CCPFozzie

Did you get more booze?

Xenia Ilchenka wrote:

This is bullshit. I want a free month of subscription

Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:

(This is an old one I did a few months ago...but I think I did alright with it)

Carry on my Iteron,
There'll be peace when your haul's done.
Lay your weary drives to rest,
Don't you warp no more.

Once I rose above the fights and explosions,
To get glimpse beyond this null system.
I was mining with my lasers, but Mercoxit makes me cry.

Though my alts could fight I still was a miner,
Cause my corp likes to move I still have a hauler.
I hear the mail pings even when I'm dreaming,
telling me to flee.

Carry on my Iteron,
There'll be peace when your haul's done.
Lay your weary drives to rest,
Don't you warp no more.

Masquerading as a man with a skill tree,
Most of my them are only trained up to three.
And if I claim to be a fighter,
It surely means that I won't haul.

On a stormy system of Sov fights,
Tossed about, ownership changes every night.
I set a course and drag my whole fortune,
Cause I hear the corp mails say.

Carry on my Iteron,
There'll be peace when your haul's done.
Lay your weary drives to rest,
Don't you warp no more, no!

Carry on,
You will always be hauling.
Carry on,
Nothing equals your holdings.
Now that your hold's no longer empty,
Surely scouters wait for you.

Carry on my Iteron,
There'll be peace when your haul's done.
Lay your weary drives to rest,
don't you fly,
Don't you warp no more,

No more!

Illiander Aideron wrote:

Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:

Ellis Goa'uld wrote:

while the servers are down here's some great reading material that will satisfy anyone for 2 minutes Lol

https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Tranquility

edit: vip mode this is the one guys THIs is the one

That explains it, they aren't using a real database...

Fuzzy TheBear wrote:

Lemon Verbena wrote:

MortarJim wrote:

Stvndog wrote:

for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!!

i blame CCPFozzie

Did you get more booze?

.. out of beer .. have to move on to rum ..
nothing like turning a disaster in a happy event , cheers

Enslaved Mistress wrote:

A guy finds his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house. He gives it a bath, blow dries its fur, and puts it back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.

A few days later, the neighbor asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?"

The guy stammers and says, "Um... no... what happened?"

The neighbor replies, "We found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him, someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There are some real sick people out there!"

Pete Toxcal wrote:

More than 3 hours downtime - looks not very professional.

Every change of software can be faulty but there must be a way to rollback to a working system. If I do this in my job, I didnt survive the day.

Maybe that some guys dont remember, that there are customers on the other side.

freddy115 wrote:

Sally Ann Anderson wrote:

Once again the AUTZ gets screwed because of CCP have no idea what they are doing.

How about you do this crap in another timezone for once.

Valkyrie Ragnor wrote:

can someone from ccp talk to me plz i just want to know if i can have a bpo for compensation it has been 3h since it was working this is abit of a joke i mean i love the game you guys need to know that

just let me know about the bpo plz that would be cool email me if you have too

Tobias Acuerdo wrote:

And now, a word from our sponsors:

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freddy115 wrote:

Illiander Aideron wrote:

Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:

Ellis Goa'uld wrote:

while the servers are down here's some great reading material that will satisfy anyone for 2 minutes Lol

https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Tranquility

edit: vip mode this is the one guys THIs is the one

That explains it, they aren't using a real database...

i run game servers on windows 2008 r2 and have 0 issues. Runs for weeks without restarts. Your Microsoftphobia is a bit misplaced i think.

Sally Ann Anderson wrote:

Once again the AUTZ gets screwed because of CCP have no idea what they are doing.

How about you do this crap in another timezone for once.

Eren Dante wrote:

EvE is ONLINEEEEEE !!! Pirate