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CCP Falcon
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Posted - 2015.07.15 12:57:19 -
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Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
CCP Falcon || EVE Universe Community Manager || @CCP_Falcon
Happy Birthday To FAWLTY7! <3
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Kayou Aldeshaar
Dubius Praedator
Coalition of the Unfortunate
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:05:27 -
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Use the choke? |
Steijn
Quay Industries
976
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:05:42 -
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another clusterf**k. |
MinoriF
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:05:42 -
[4] - Quote
Reactivated account just today after 8 months inactive --__-- |
Stvndog
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:07:14 -
[5] - Quote
sometimes you just gotta drop the clutch going downhill
But where is fozzie, isnt this his mess, why isnt he cleaning it up :) |
Gradur Dohr
Origin.
Black Legion.
26
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:07:19 -
[6] - Quote
eve is ded |
NightmareX
Lakagigar
620
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:08:19 -
[7] - Quote
Here is a motivation for you CCP to get the server fixed faster  : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuHfVn_cfHU
Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:
1: Asteroid Madness
2: Clash of the Empires
3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama
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Stvndog
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:08:35 -
[8] - Quote
Gradur Dohr wrote:eve is ded
RIP EVE |
Goldie Foxx
AirHogs
Zulu People
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:09:04 -
[9] - Quote
give us bonus SP!!!! |
Britilio Sandaris
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:09:17 -
[10] - Quote
Good luck folks! Hope you get it figured out  |
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Amator Phasma
Low-Sec Survival Ltd.
Boys without pants
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:09:28 -
[11] - Quote
CCP have used a real entosis link on the TQ cluster? :) |
mufe mufetski
Trojan Legion
Fidelas Constans
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:09:33 -
[12] - Quote
This calls for free SP :-) |
Ecolo
Highcouncil Private Holding
The Tsunami Collective
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:09:35 -
[13] - Quote
Hardworking guys @ CCP ;
The link in the launcher (latest news downtime) is broken. Perhaps link this page instead!!!
GL bringing up the Real world again guys!! |
Fugly Isktaker
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:10:10 -
[14] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:
SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS
STARTUP ISSUE
I think I see your problem right there. |
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CCP Falcon
11760
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:10:24 -
[15] - Quote
Steijn wrote:another clusterf**k.
Quite literally.
We're working on it!
CCP Falcon || EVE Universe Community Manager || @CCP_Falcon
Happy Birthday To FAWLTY7! <3
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Lt Motion
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:10:29 -
[16] - Quote
But what of all the noobies who just begun playing?
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Stu Pendisdick
Odyssey SDC
The Revenant Order
45
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:10:49 -
[17] - Quote
"What Operating System is it?"
"Vista"
"We're Going To Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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EliteM Vinokurov
Tempus Stabilis
LowSechnaya Sholupen
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:11:05 -
[18] - Quote
how much time u need to fix that? |
Count Szadek
Big Johnson's
P I R A T
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:11:38 -
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Well Im off to bed. Hope all is well when i come back. Good Luck |
Maria Kalista
Splinter Foundation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:11:56 -
[20] - Quote
I hope it won't be held against me if I can't workout my part of the deal of 'hours for plex'. |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
14649
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:12:15 -
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Keep up the good work.
/c
GÿàGÿàGÿà Secure 3rd party service GÿàGÿàGÿà
Visit my in-game channel 'Holy Veldspar'
Twitter @Chribba
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Mida Akhiko
The Flying Pandas
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:12:27 -
[22] - Quote
I think the only way you can make amends to your player base is to credit all of our accounts .1 isk... |
NightmareX
Lakagigar
620
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:12:27 -
[23] - Quote
mufe mufetski wrote:This calls for free SP :-)
Well, if you are that weird and aren't using Skill Queue, then it's your own fault for losing skilltimes.
Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:
1: Asteroid Madness
2: Clash of the Empires
3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama
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Stvndog
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:12:29 -
[24] - Quote
Stu Pendisdick wrote:"What Operating System is it?"
"Vista"
"We're Going To Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Come on, windows 95 or GTFO |
TheTennant
Third Attention
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:13:19 -
[25] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Steijn wrote:another clusterf**k. Quite literally. We're working on it!
he stole my line |
Timomantis Nabali
I Irradiate Dead People
Yulai Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:13:24 -
[26] - Quote
Stu Pendisdick wrote:"What Operating System is it?"
"Vista"
"We're Going To Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'd lol if they were still running XP or server 2000 :P Oh CCP, why you so silly? :P |
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CCP Phantom
C C P
C C P Alliance
5875
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:13:24 -
[27] - Quote
Ecolo wrote:The link in the launcher (latest news downtime) is broken
Thank you for the notification. We have consolidated the extended downtime messaging to this thread and have removed other related threads. As such the EVE Launcher now links to this thread (this update took a few minutes during which the Launcher did link to the old, invalid thread).
CCP Phantom - Senior Community Developer - Volunteer Manager
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Bird-Hare Bearchest
Singing Blades
Unsung Blades
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:13:31 -
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Can I violence space ships yet? |
Alex Rax
The Stormcrows
Stella Nova
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:13:52 -
[29] - Quote
Good luck CCP!
I work with servers IRL and I know how much of a ***** they can be when something's wrong :P |
Wooly Akachi
What Could Go Wrong
Lethal Intent.
47
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:13:56 -
[30] - Quote
Keep up the good work CCP |
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope
Gallente Federation
272
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:14:33 -
[31] - Quote
Hm, back to the strawberry cake then! |
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CCP Falcon
11760
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:14:41 -
[32] - Quote
CCP Falcon || EVE Universe Community Manager || @CCP_Falcon
Happy Birthday To FAWLTY7! <3
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LETUSDIG
Forced Euthanasia
Soviet-Union
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:14:44 -
[33] - Quote
is there any way you guys could roll the server back and boot it for us to continue our daily grind??
or maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?
i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :) |
Stomp Mongo
Chemically Unbalanced
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:14:54 -
[34] - Quote
Mida Akhiko wrote:I think the only way you can make amends to your player base is to credit all of our accounts .1 isk...
Finally! Rational thought wins the day. You know this is going to get buried under a thousand FREE SP!! FREE SP!! WAAAAA!!! |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
21
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:15:19 -
[35] - Quote
CCP Phantom wrote:Ecolo wrote:The link in the launcher (latest news downtime) is broken Thank you for the notification. We have consolidated the extended downtime messaging to this thread and have removed other related threads. As such the EVE Launcher now links to this thread (this update took a few minutes during which the Launcher did link to the old, invalid thread).
#CCPphantomneedzhugs |
JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc
Brave Collective
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:15:48 -
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Steroids for hamsters  |
MortarJim
MJ Industry
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:16:49 -
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damn need to start a new drinking game now |
Jodocus Vulgaris
Pandemic Rust
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:16:50 -
[38] - Quote
Steijn wrote:another clusterf**k.
I think they call themselves Imperium now |
Lord Zeuus
Intent Unspecified
Executive Outcomes
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:16:51 -
[39] - Quote
we told you fozzie sov would kill eve |
xXKILLZONEXX Keikira
Perkone
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:17:04 -
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Remember to check the boot.ini  |
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Big Lynx
3332
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:17:11 -
[41] - Quote
CCP working on start up issues obligatory :D |
Maddaxe Illat
HIFI INDUSTRIAL
Gentlemen's.Parlor
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:17:16 -
[42] - Quote
FREE SKILLPOINTS 
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Ann Zuender
Helios Alliance
Get Off My Lawn
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:17:23 -
[43] - Quote
So many iskies im missing right now... 42 million isk every 20 min and atm nothing =( |
claus Hanson
Machiavellian Empire
Fidelas Constans
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:17:30 -
[44] - Quote
Well as i said in the first message from ccp about the downtime.
Atleast im not paying IRL for this game.
Hmm wait I am !!!!!!
Some one said compensation ? SP, something, whatever !! |
Stvndog
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:17:40 -
[45] - Quote
Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot |
Wooly Akachi
What Could Go Wrong
Lethal Intent.
49
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:17:45 -
[46] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/GJBLtMB.gif[/img]
WITNESSSS !!!!!!! |
Leah Agenon
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:17:47 -
[47] - Quote
quick someone turn off the entosys link on the CCP cluster.... did goons reinforce CCP station. ?? Fozzie what did you now... |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
23
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:18:06 -
[48] - Quote
MortarJim wrote:damn need to start a new drinking game now
<3 <3 <3
yes please :) |
embrel
BamBam Inc.
Outlanders United
227
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:18:11 -
[49] - Quote
I'm bored in the office and now this:) hopefully you get em up till I'm back home especially since my wife and kids went on a short trip and I've planned to use that freedom for extensive gaming. So, deadline is another 3 hrs! |
cretan Audeles
Maximus Corp
The Volition Cult
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:18:48 -
[50] - Quote
fozzy sov broke everything, prediction has come true |
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YKikA MooCow
House of the Dead Monkey
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:18:52 -
[51] - Quote
Everyone sing with me.
(more beer song) -- Free plex, free plex, free plex, free plex, freeeeeee plex, free plex free plex.
If you don't know it you aint an Aussie.... BAHAHAHAHA  |
Ecolo
Highcouncil Private Holding
The Tsunami Collective
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:18:57 -
[52] - Quote
CCP Phantom wrote:Ecolo wrote:The link in the launcher (latest news downtime) is broken Thank you for the notification. We have consolidated the extended downtime messaging to this thread and have removed other related threads. As such the EVE Launcher now links to this thread (this update took a few minutes during which the Launcher did link to the old, invalid thread).
Happy to be of service....... i feel so acknowledged ^^ !! |
Stan Bran
Death Star Group
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:09 -
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Did you forget to feed the hamster again ?! |
Kasi Briccius
MORDUS DEMONS
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:17 -
[54] - Quote
Is the drinking game over? |
Timomantis Nabali
I Irradiate Dead People
Yulai Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:18 -
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Stvndog wrote:Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot
Every time someone asks for compensation.... take a shot! |
NightmareX
Lakagigar
624
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:24 -
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Maddaxe Illat wrote:FREE SKILLPOINTS
Have you forgotten that we have a skill queue system where you can put in 50 skills in queue?
It's only your own fault today if you lose skillpoints to downtimes.
Last time i checked, my skill queue was for 150+ days. Gotta have a long downtime before i can request free skillpoints then :-)
Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:
1: Asteroid Madness
2: Clash of the Empires
3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama
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Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:29 -
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Lemon Verbena wrote:MortarJim wrote:damn need to start a new drinking game now <3 <3 <3 yes please :)
Stvndog wrote:Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot
EDIT:
cretan Audeles wrote:fozzy sov broke everything, prediction has come true
Drink. |
DaOpa
Static Corp
49
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:39 -
[58] - Quote
Man, I knew I should of mowed the lawn this morning...
FailFish
LP Stores DB - WH List / Systems - Live Streamer
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Azrael Sheriph
Original Sinners
The Bastion
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:40 -
[59] - Quote
Sacrifice the Goat to the server god. |
sakuma shindou
Section 9 SFU
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:43 -
[60] - Quote
CCP Phantom wrote:Ecolo wrote:The link in the launcher (latest news downtime) is broken Thank you for the notification. We have consolidated the extended downtime messaging to this thread and have removed other related threads. As such the EVE Launcher now links to this thread (this update took a few minutes during which the Launcher did link to the old, invalid thread).
GREEEEEAT an i that still had a page left to catch up on that old thread, and now all mu great words erased from the interwebs*sniffle* |
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Stvndog
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:43 -
[61] - Quote
can I get a Comment on Thread PAP??? |
Iurko
Gashente Federacion
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:54 -
[62] - Quote
Lt Motion wrote:But what of all the noobies who just begun playing?
Could somebody please think about the little kids?! |
MortarJim
MJ Industry
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:59 -
[63] - Quote
Kasi Briccius wrote:Is the drinking game over?
NEVAH |
IMABLOWUUP
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:20:17 -
[64] - Quote
LETUSDIG wrote:is there any way you guys could roll the server back and boot it for us to continue our daily grind??
or maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?
i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :)
think this guy has a good idea...a rollback shouldnt be impossible and surely the server keeps a log of failed login attempts :) |
Ddolik
Viscosity
Fidelas Constans
40
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:20:20 -
[65] - Quote
Hello, i know where is problem.
It's broken. |
Fuzzy TheBear
Angels of Ptah
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:20:39 -
[66] - Quote
MinoriF wrote:Reactivated account just today after 8 months inactive --__--
Some things never change girl ... that downtime , curtesy of CCP , was provided to you to make you feel right at home :) ....
Welcome back to the game .. ^^
And the drinking game : unknown / VIP ... 6 th .. i don't know how long ill be able to use my legs or type if this keeps up |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
23
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:20:39 -
[67] - Quote
Hey! i just remembered, this isn't nearly as bad as any WOW patch day :)
#CCPphantomneedzhugs |
Eternal Griever
Starcade Group
Elemental Tide
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:21:00 -
[68] - Quote
Darn it, CCP forcing people to face the "real life".
Thanks for the hard work and good luck with the clusterf*ck! |
Mourados Denver
Tunisia Holding
69
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:21:02 -
[69] - Quote
c:// format c:
a:// the disk c not exist
a:// please insert eve disk 1 |
MortarJim
MJ Industry
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:21:04 -
[70] - Quote
sakuma shindou wrote:CCP Phantom wrote:Ecolo wrote:The link in the launcher (latest news downtime) is broken Thank you for the notification. We have consolidated the extended downtime messaging to this thread and have removed other related threads. As such the EVE Launcher now links to this thread (this update took a few minutes during which the Launcher did link to the old, invalid thread). GREEEEEAT an i that still had a page left to catch up on that old thread, and now all mu great words erased from the interwebs*sniffle*
they really weren`t that great mate |
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Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:21:09 -
[71] - Quote
What's the best time to fake an orgasm?
When a Rottweiler is humping your leg. |
Staven Weyoun
Orion Trade Syndicate
Holed Up
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:21:14 -
[72] - Quote
did you guys forget to f*** the hamsters?
eve online is offline
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Lt Motion
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:21:41 -
[73] - Quote
Stvndog wrote:Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot
Ill join you on that mate |
Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope
Gallente Federation
274
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:21:45 -
[74] - Quote
Kasi Briccius wrote:Is the drinking game over?
Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work!
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Illiander Aideron
Requiem Knowledge
Cede Nullis
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:21:45 -
[75] - Quote
Timomantis Nabali wrote:Stu Pendisdick wrote:"What Operating System is it?"
"Vista"
"We're Going To Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'd lol if they were still running XP or server 2000 :P Oh CCP, why you so silly? :P
Don't be daft, the server cluster will be running on a dedicated Linux build, probably running on second-hand PS2 hardware. Anything else would just be unprofessional. |
Arzi Reece
Hale Industries
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:22:07 -
[76] - Quote
Dear CCP,
Have you tried unplugging it and then plugging it back in? |
Kazi Kugisa
EVE University
Ivy League
21
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:22:08 -
[77] - Quote
OK, which Dev clicked on the Windows 10 upgrade icon? |
Wolverine Chosen
gaming is not a crime
The Volition Cult
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:22:11 -
[78] - Quote
I understand that something might have gone wrong.
but this is beginning to take a very long time,
resubbed 2 weeks ago after 3 years of absence here
Seen more downtime then I can remember in the past. |
Astro Agnon
Synapse.
Empyreus
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:22:14 -
[79] - Quote
While we are all waiting just go and watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rp2s4pSg5Q |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
23
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:22:18 -
[80] - Quote
Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Kasi Briccius wrote:Is the drinking game over? Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work!
Only if you're doing it wrong :P |
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Timomantis Nabali
I Irradiate Dead People
Yulai Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:22:46 -
[81] - Quote
I Founds the solution CCP!!!  |
Electra Magnetic
Echelon Research
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
30
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:22:55 -
[82] - Quote
I dont want excuses, I just want free skill points. |
Gentle Insert
House Bacardi
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:23:06 -
[83] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
of course because i didnt fill the pos' last night... "oh ill just do in the morning because i have the day off." NOT ffs |
Tobias Acuerdo
Lone Star Liquidations Llc
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:23:20 -
[84] - Quote
Azrael Sheriph wrote:Sacrifice the Goat to the server god.
The entrails do not look auspicious. |
Raymond Barber
The Amarr Republic
Primal Ascendancy
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:23:29 -
[85] - Quote
ARGH!!! This delay is making it hard for me to stay awake. My Hypersomnia is going to cause me to pass out before the server comes back up.
DEVs please hurry, I don't want to have to take my meds just to play. |
NightmareX
Lakagigar
624
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:23:35 -
[86] - Quote
But yeah. Here is what happened: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhIVtGS3-dk
Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:
1: Asteroid Madness
2: Clash of the Empires
3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama
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Wayne Caderu
Disciples of Aphrodite
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:23:41 -
[87] - Quote
I was mid WH when DT hit earlier, I'm stared. |
Zola Budd
Navi Vault
Two Inch Terror
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:23:41 -
[88] - Quote
All my PI colonists will die without my constant care and attention. !!!!
meh . |
witchking42
UNFRL Fleet Operations
147
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:23:57 -
[89] - Quote
Should I be making a backup of my BOOT.INI just in case |
Ecolo
Highcouncil Private Holding
The Tsunami Collective
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:24:04 -
[90] - Quote
LETUSDIG wrote:is there any way you guys could roll the server back and boot it for us to continue our daily grind??
or maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?
i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :)
Theres is more than enough resources and isk ingame for all players needs,.......not for all players greed!!!!
Grow up, stop begging, start accepting ;)
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Fugly Isktaker
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:24:09 -
[91] - Quote
rm -rf *
get it?
star?
like in space?
...get it? |
Borgbait
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps
Forsaken Asylum
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:24:12 -
[92] - Quote
Have you tried this? |
Epentix
The Liberatos Corporation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:24:15 -
[93] - Quote
Maybe....like in real IT environments.....if you have a cockup like that for over severall hours you should roll back the changes until you are back to the original state before you started.
But I guess a good backup or roll backup procedure was not thought off.
If I would do this at the company I work for, I would be having a lot of spare time as of tomorrow.
Be serious about this!!! People are spending money on this every month.
If you want any help on how to organize a real development, test, acceptation and production environment, you can give me a call any time. |
TheTennant
Third Attention
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:24:30 -
[94] - Quote
Seeing as half of eve is here atm, would this be a good time to request 1m from every one of you :) |
chronos vaille
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:24:39 -
[95] - Quote
Time to do some research then. I'd say it's getting a bit stressed in the server room at the moment.
Good luck. |
Hoshi Nakumoto
X-Fleet Phantoms
The Sinful Legion
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:25:02 -
[96] - Quote
OOPS!! Spilled my drink in the cluster AGAIN!!! I gotta stop doin that man  |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:25:13 -
[97] - Quote
Arzi Reece wrote:Dear CCP,
Have you tried unplugging it and then plugging it back in?
The real solution is clearly taking the cartridge out and blowing in it. |
dor amwar
Interstellar Renegades
Advent of Fate
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:25:24 -
[98] - Quote
mufe mufetski wrote:This calls for free SP :-)
has this ever happened?
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Case Moritani
Anonymous Order
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:25:24 -
[99] - Quote
This is what happens when you run on old IBM hardware that got sold to Lenovo! |
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
CODE.
13671
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:25:35 -
[100] - Quote
Gonna laugh off portions of my anatomy if this is related to the sov bills thing. People aren't going to know what to do next week.
"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
One of ours, ten of theirs.
Best Meltdown Ever.
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WASPY69
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
400
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:25:39 -
[101] - Quote
It was me, I did it.
This signature intentionally left blank
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Little Big Cat
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
37
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:25:54 -
[102] - Quote
I see you... CCP... |
dor amwar
Interstellar Renegades
Advent of Fate
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:26:11 -
[103] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Arzi Reece wrote:Dear CCP,
Have you tried unplugging it and then plugging it back in? The real solution is clearly taking the cartridge out and blowing in it.
vacuum cleaner on low suction works better
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PatPewPew
Mining Industry Exile Foundation
Warlords of the Deep
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:26:14 -
[104] - Quote
they know the answer!!!! http://i.imgur.com/1I1gnZP.jpg?1 |
Alex Rax
The Stormcrows
Stella Nova
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:26:14 -
[105] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Kasi Briccius wrote:Is the drinking game over? Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! Only if you're doing it wrong :P
I want to get of CCP Fozzie's wild ride. |
Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:26:15 -
[106] - Quote
Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer."
"Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!"
God replies, "You better send them up here immediately."
Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them."
God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you."
Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer? |
lust4blood
Simply Wild.
Frozen Karma.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:26:33 -
[107] - Quote
dor amwar wrote:mufe mufetski wrote:This calls for free SP :-) has this ever happened?
yes |
Violet Aeon
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
24
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:26:37 -
[108] - Quote
Seriously. I think that CODE should not be redeployed. Those guys are sort of annoying
http://violetaeon.blogspot.com/
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Stomp Mongo
Chemically Unbalanced
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:26:46 -
[109] - Quote
Electra Magnetic wrote:I dont want excuses, I just want free skill points.
I want a Million dollars and carload of spending money. Ain't neither one of us getting what we want. But look on the bright side If the server is down for an entire 12 hours You are only out .25 frickin cents USD. Oh, and your poor lost monopoly money. |
sakuma shindou
Section 9 SFU
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:26:58 -
[110] - Quote
Wolverine Chosen wrote:I understand that something might have gone wrong.
but this is beginning to take a very long time,
resubbed 2 weeks ago after 3 years of absence here
Seen more downtime then I can remember in the past.
hmmm u dunno, have a played for a very very long time and these last half a year the server is always up when i tried logging in, though the DT here is 11AM for me so either i wake early(yeah, right, fat chance) and get to do things before the DT or i wake up after DT is over and thus does not notice it |
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Stvndog
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:27:06 -
[111] - Quote
Gentle Insert wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
of course because i didnt fill the pos' last night... "oh ill just do in the morning because i have the day off." NOT ffs
unfueled POS, where at, I'll help you fuel it, I have torpedoes, filled with express fuel delivery cartridges |
MortarJim
MJ Industry
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:27:06 -
[112] - Quote
dor amwar wrote:mufe mufetski wrote:This calls for free SP :-) has this ever happened?
don`t think so, this was why skill queues were invented |
Ice Sertan
Dangerous Scientists Corporation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:27:09 -
[113] - Quote
Bomus SP is good compensation |
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Farsaidh's Freeborn
1405
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:27:33 -
[114] - Quote
Wolverine Chosen wrote:I understand that something might have gone wrong.
but this is beginning to take a very long time,
resubbed 2 weeks ago after 3 years of absence here
Seen more downtime then I can remember in the past.
Trust me this is not a 'very long time'. I once worked for a Police force that had to revert to paper based systems for 8 days whilst the database screw up got fixed.
Trying to write PL/SQL code on the fly to fix someone else's mess whilst an Assistant Chief Constable looks over your shoulder isn't the least stressful thing I've ever done... |
LETUSDIG
Forced Euthanasia
Soviet-Union
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:27:53 -
[115] - Quote
i really do think a rollback to playable would be a smart move to make.... |
Keno Skir
744
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:28:12 -
[116] - Quote
claus Hanson wrote:Well as i said in the first message from ccp about the downtime.
Atleast im not paying IRL for this game.
Hmm wait I am !!!!!!
Some one said compensation ? SP, something, whatever !!
Ah shadup not this again..
Gùï> 30 Day Buddy Trial + ISK Bonus & Starting Assistance <Gùï
Feel free to contact me regarding my posts, or my 30 Day EvE Buddy Trials \o/
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Iezabel Avuli
Signal Cartel
EvE-Scout Enclave
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:28:18 -
[117] - Quote
Epentix wrote:Maybe....like in real IT environments.....if you have a cockup like that for over severall hours you should roll back the changes until you are back to the original state before you started.
But I guess a good backup or roll backup procedure was not thought off.
If I would do this at the company I work for, I would be having a lot of spare time as of tomorrow.
Be serious about this!!! People are spending money on this every month.
If you want any help on how to organize a real development, test, acceptation and production environment, you can give me a call any time.
|
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Farsaidh's Freeborn
1405
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:28:21 -
[118] - Quote
dor amwar wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Arzi Reece wrote:Dear CCP,
Have you tried unplugging it and then plugging it back in? The real solution is clearly taking the cartridge out and blowing in it. vacuum cleaner on low suction works better
must....not....comment.... |
George Jetson
Spacely's Sprockets
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:28:27 -
[119] - Quote
NightmareX wrote:Maddaxe Illat wrote:FREE SKILLPOINTS Have you forgotten that we have a skill queue system where you can put in 50 skills in queue? It's only your own fault today if you lose skillpoints to downtimes. Last time i checked, my skill queue was for 150+ days. Gotta have a long downtime before i can request free skillpoints then :-)
Only 150+ days? How did I get over 400 days? |
Big Lynx
3337
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:28:28 -
[120] - Quote
Ice Sertan wrote:Bomus SP is good compensation
I want a threesome with Taylor Swift and Barak Obama |
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
24
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:28:39 -
[121] - Quote
Alex Rax wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Kasi Briccius wrote:Is the drinking game over? Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! Only if you're doing it wrong :P I want to get of CCP Fozzie's wild ride.
Really? why? this is the most fun i've had with EVE in months :) |
lust4blood
Simply Wild.
Frozen Karma.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:28:53 -
[122] - Quote
MortarJim wrote:dor amwar wrote:mufe mufetski wrote:This calls for free SP :-) has this ever happened? don`t think so, this was why skill queues were invented
you got free sp when the moved the server to London. but eve was down for a few days when that happened |
Ann Zuender
Helios Alliance
Get Off My Lawn
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:28:56 -
[123] - Quote
Now, slowly it is getting more and more embarrassing...
2 1/2 h |
Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope
Gallente Federation
275
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:29:07 -
[124] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Kasi Briccius wrote:Is the drinking game over? Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! Only if you're doing it wrong :P
Do you know that when you drink 53 pints a day, you'll have the daily dose of magnesium an adult needs?
A healthy nutrition can be so easy. |
dor amwar
Interstellar Renegades
Advent of Fate
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:29:15 -
[125] - Quote
lust4blood wrote:dor amwar wrote:mufe mufetski wrote:This calls for free SP :-) has this ever happened? yes
for a startup issue? link or it didn't happen.
|
Kayou Aldeshaar
Dubius Praedator
Coalition of the Unfortunate
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:29:26 -
[126] - Quote
Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve.
Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look to the devs and see.
They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy.
Because the server's up, server's down.
(Server's up, server's down)
Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Fozzie, just killed the game.
Put an update to its head,
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead.
Fozzie, sov had just begun,
but now updates take all day.
Fozzie, ooh,
didn't mean to make Eve die.
If it's not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.
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jjimmy
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:29:51 -
[127] - Quote
UPDATE.... Eve is f@@@ed...... Again
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Azrael Sheriph
Original Sinners
The Bastion
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:29:52 -
[128] - Quote
Epentix wrote:Maybe....like in real IT environments.....if you have a cockup like that for over severall hours you should roll back the changes until you are back to the original state before you started.
But I guess a good backup or roll backup procedure was not thought off.
If I would do this at the company I work for, I would be having a lot of spare time as of tomorrow.
Be serious about this!!! People are spending money on this every month.
If you want any help on how to organize a real development, test, acceptation and production environment, you can give me a call any time.
I just use fail over clustering to run the new stuff parralel to the old stuff for a few days/weeks till i know the new stuff is stable |
Illiander Aideron
Requiem Knowledge
Cede Nullis
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:30:02 -
[129] - Quote
Fugly Isktaker wrote:rm -rf *
get it?
star?
like in space?
...get it?
So you just want them to wipe their home directory?
I think you meant "rm -rf /*"
Or maybe you could try this one: ":(){:|:}:" |
HexiD
Werewolves offer loyalty and friendship
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:30:08 -
[130] - Quote
Have you tried flushing the power supply? you see that cup of coffee... just pour it all in, that's it yes, all of it.
Technical support |
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Timomantis Nabali
I Irradiate Dead People
Yulai Federation
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:30:08 -
[131] - Quote
Big Lynx wrote:Ice Sertan wrote:Bomus SP is good compensation I want a threesome with Taylor Swift and Barak Obama
Swap out Barack for Emma Watson and you're good to go! |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
24
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:30:16 -
[132] - Quote
Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Kasi Briccius wrote:Is the drinking game over? Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! Only if you're doing it wrong :P Do you know that when you drink 53 pints a day, you'll have the daily dose of magnesium an adult needs? A healthy nutrition can be so easy.
Well in that case... i guess i'm REAL healthy :P |
Lt Motion
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:30:38 -
[133] - Quote
Dear ccp,
if you rollback to before this morning I will kill a hulk for every mil isk I made this morning (that's 3000 hulks)
The love will be shared. |
Dirk Morbho
Mindstar Technology
Get Off My Lawn
55
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:30:39 -
[134] - Quote
Free Geckos please
|
ap0phis Kaundur
Concentrated Evil
The Marmite Collective
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:30:53 -
[135] - Quote
George Jetson wrote:NightmareX wrote:Maddaxe Illat wrote:FREE SKILLPOINTS Have you forgotten that we have a skill queue system where you can put in 50 skills in queue? It's only your own fault today if you lose skillpoints to downtimes. Last time i checked, my skill queue was for 150+ days. Gotta have a long downtime before i can request free skillpoints then :-) Only 150+ days? How did I get over 400 days?
I have like 380 days skills in queue |
Cervix Thumper
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
47
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:31:15 -
[136] - Quote
Yea!! main is at war!! less war time BS.......
....
... wait we're winning... screw that. Hurry pls =) |
Captain StringfellowHawk
Forsaken Reavers
186
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:31:25 -
[137] - Quote
Crap.... Im not sure I set my skill queue before downtime... Think it has room for a skill now *panics* |
Wolfie Kuhr
Evian Industries
EVIAN NATION
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:31:34 -
[138] - Quote
These these things do happen from time to time, ok it never makes people happy but it is so good to know that CCP are on the job and working so hard for us all. |
Stan Bran
Death Star Group
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:31:49 -
[139] - Quote
Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Kasi Briccius wrote:Is the drinking game over? Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work!
It's really a science ! |
Borgbait
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps
Forsaken Asylum
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:31:55 -
[140] - Quote
dor amwar wrote:mufe mufetski wrote:This calls for free SP :-) has this ever happened?
Yes. |
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NightmareX
Lakagigar
627
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:32:02 -
[141] - Quote
George Jetson wrote:Only 150+ days? How did I get over 400 days?
I haven't added new skills to my queue in a long time now.
Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:
1: Asteroid Madness
2: Clash of the Empires
3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama
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Jerusaleman
Southern Cross Incorporated
Flying Dangerous
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:32:17 -
[142] - Quote
Ecolo wrote:LETUSDIG wrote:is there any way you guys could roll the server back and boot it for us to continue our daily grind??
or maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?
i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :) Theres is more than enough resources and isk ingame for all players needs,.......not for all players greed!!!! Grow up, stop begging, start accepting ;)
Is it daft to ask for compensation when befouled by CCP? I am glad I don't just accept crap in life like some sheep, who knows the EU might take over and treat us all like shite..... Oh yer they have already. Think it's time to move to Aus.. |
sakuma shindou
Section 9 SFU
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:32:27 -
[143] - Quote
lust4blood wrote:dor amwar wrote:mufe mufetski wrote:This calls for free SP :-) has this ever happened? yes
i agree that while getting compensation just because the DT is a little longer then usually is stretching it and just stupid, but i do agree that if the DT goes past certain time(like 2-3 hours or so more) some sort of "we screwed up with something so here is something as a apology" may be appropriated, just IMHO |
HexiD
Werewolves offer loyalty and friendship
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:32:31 -
[144] - Quote
Borgbait wrote:dor amwar wrote:mufe mufetski wrote:This calls for free SP :-) has this ever happened? Yes.
pretty sure only on rollbacks when sp has been lost though? |
bucktooth
Custard Cowboys
103
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:32:41 -
[145] - Quote
CCP should hire a stand up comedian for these situations, just to keep everyone happy. |
Aryth
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
1759
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:32:41 -
[146] - Quote
Back in MY day the server would be down for a day at patch time. You were lucky if your own computer even booted up after.
Leader of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal.
Creator of Burn Jita
Vile Rat: You're the greatest sociopath that has ever played eve.
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Stomp Mongo
Chemically Unbalanced
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:32:47 -
[147] - Quote
TheTennant wrote:Seeing as half of eve is here atm, would this be a good time to request 1m from every one of you :)
I have Ctrl C'd your name. I will send you 1 Million Isk as per your request once the servers are online.
"You can only post every 5 minutes because your account is less than 2 days old. You can post a new one in 49 seconds."
Really.. less than 2 days huh? I do agree that it SEEMS like 2008 was just yesterday, but less than 2 days? This is WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!! |
ap0phis Kaundur
Concentrated Evil
The Marmite Collective
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:33:07 -
[148] - Quote
Cervix Thumper wrote:Yea!! main is at war!! less war time BS.......
....
... wait we're winning... screw that. Hurry pls =)
Wait....
Did someone just said: WAR??? |
Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope
Gallente Federation
275
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:33:32 -
[149] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Kasi Briccius wrote:Is the drinking game over? Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! Only if you're doing it wrong :P Do you know that when you drink 53 pints a day, you'll have the daily dose of magnesium an adult needs? A healthy nutrition can be so easy. Well in that case... i guess i'm REAL healthy :P
Well there is a bavarian proverb "5 hoibe san woas gscheids zum essn, do hoasd aba no lang nix drunga!"
In englisch (roughly translated): 5 pints are a good lunch, but haven't drunk anything. |
cretan Audeles
Maximus Corp
The Volition Cult
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:33:34 -
[150] - Quote
Jerusaleman wrote:Ecolo wrote:LETUSDIG wrote:is there any way you guys could roll the server back and boot it for us to continue our daily grind??
or maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?
i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :) Theres is more than enough resources and isk ingame for all players needs,.......not for all players greed!!!! Grow up, stop begging, start accepting ;) Is it daft to ask for compensation when befouled by CCP? I am glad I don't just accept crap in life like some sheep, who knows the EU might take over and treat us all like shite..... Oh yer they have already. Think it's time to move to Aus..
yeah, you dont wanna move here, abbott has ****** it up |
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Spcius Patrouette
Mara's Hounds
The Volition Cult
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:33:37 -
[151] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime |
Bukszpryt Paj-Hi-Wo
The Wayward Lobster Association
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:33:42 -
[152] - Quote
PANIC! |
Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:33:48 -
[153] - Quote
A bear was taking a dump in the forest when a rabbit walked by. The bear said, "Hey rabbit, does poo stick to your fur?"
"No," replied the rabbit.
The bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt with him. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
24
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:33:52 -
[154] - Quote
bucktooth wrote:CCP should hire a stand up comedian for these situations, just to keep everyone happy.
IMO the whiners shouldn't be paid, but they sure do fill the role you suggested :P |
Kayou Aldeshaar
Dubius Praedator
Coalition of the Unfortunate
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:34:01 -
[155] - Quote
Jerusaleman wrote:Ecolo wrote:LETUSDIG wrote:is there any way you guys could roll the server back and boot it for us to continue our daily grind??
or maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?
i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :) Theres is more than enough resources and isk ingame for all players needs,.......not for all players greed!!!! Grow up, stop begging, start accepting ;) Is it daft to ask for compensation when befouled by CCP? I am glad I don't just accept crap in life like some sheep, who knows the EU might take over and treat us all like shite..... Oh yer they have already. Think it's time to move to Aus..
No, we don't want you here. Stay away. |
Zola Budd
Navi Vault
Two Inch Terror
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:35:17 -
[156] - Quote
Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve.
Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look to the devs and see.
They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy.
Because the server's up, server's down.
(Server's up, server's down)
Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Fozzie, just killed the game.
Put an update to its head,
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead.
Fozzie, sov had just begun,
but now updates take all day.
Fozzie, ooh,
didn't mean to make Eve die.
If it's not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.
its not a biscuit - this is hip hop you nit wit - learn to deal - or step back and kneel - you might find you can feel!
Blag the POS - scrape the ISK - paw at some free SP? not me im free. puffing on a splif - take a long Bio and puff on a splif it'll be back in a bit - until then sont talk s**t :P |
DontCryAndPlay Keikira
Waking Demons
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:35:21 -
[157] - Quote
http://gfycat.com/ExhaustedSilentAldabratortoise |
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CCP Falcon
11781
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:35:43 -
[158] - Quote
Spcius Patrouette wrote:Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime
I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.
CCP Falcon || EVE Universe Community Manager || @CCP_Falcon
Happy Birthday To FAWLTY7! <3
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Kayou Aldeshaar
Dubius Praedator
Coalition of the Unfortunate
19
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:35:43 -
[159] - Quote
Bukszpryt Paj-Hi-Wo wrote:PANIC!
...At The Disco? |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
31
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:35:54 -
[160] - Quote
Offline again... drink lol :) |
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Yacya Ikkala
Temple of Gond
Gentlemen's.Parlor
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:36:58 -
[161] - Quote
-ç-æ? |
Yasemin Hanim
Sonnenlegion
Shadow Cartel
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:37:04 -
[162] - Quote
eve is kaputt ? |
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy
Caldari State
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:37:27 -
[163] - Quote
*sing to Duran Duran "the reflex"
Give FreePlex to the moany child,
He's been kept in the dark,
Some FreePlex for the poor and whiny,
Royal pain in the arse.
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Lucaz Verona
Radical Astronauts Plundering Eve
WormHole Occupation and Resource Exploitation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:37:48 -
[164] - Quote
Zola Budd wrote:Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve.
Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look to the devs and see.
They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy.
Because the server's up, server's down.
(Server's up, server's down)
Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Fozzie, just killed the game.
Put an update to its head,
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead.
Fozzie, sov had just begun,
but now updates take all day.
Fozzie, ooh,
didn't mean to make Eve die.
If it's not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.
its not a biscuit - this is hip hop you nit wit - learn to deal - or step back and kneel - you might find you can feel! Blag the POS - scrape the ISK - paw at some free SP? not me im free. puffing on a splif - take a long Bio and puff on a splif it'll be back in a bit - until then sont talk s**t :P
Please tell me you know what song he was trying to imitate.... FYI it was nothing to with rap or hip hop. |
Xanna Minator
United Space Republic Research
ORPHANS OF EVE
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:37:49 -
[165] - Quote
What's really happening is that CCP have only let Greek players on so they can mine enough to pay off their national debt |
MortarJim
MJ Industry
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:37:58 -
[166] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Offline again... drink lol :)
don`t bring server back online, i`ve run out of alcohol, need to go to the shops. so don`t fix it for at least 10 mins please |
test bumm
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:38:04 -
[167] - Quote
We were discussing a week ago how eve would die after fozzies great scheme failed, and the general consensus was a failed server start over and over...and....
In before "I didn't want that game anyways".
if not this time....... then..............
And no I haven't asked for isk....and haven't kissed a-ú^&e of someone for stuffing up (heard of testing?)
How about being sure before you release a patch into game, like say have a test server.
Oh wait..!!
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Mauddib77
Insurrection
The Explicit Alliance
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:38:30 -
[168] - Quote
Best Eva!!!!
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Alexey Skipper
live Gold Steel
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:38:33 -
[169] - Quote
GO WIPE |
Stvndog
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:38:42 -
[170] - Quote
Xanna Minator wrote:What's really happening is that CCP have only let Greek players on so they can mine enough to pay off their national debt
uh, whoa |
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Hoshi Nakumoto
X-Fleet Phantoms
The Sinful Legion
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:38:45 -
[171] - Quote
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over. |
xXchochiXx
Hounds Of Haides
RAZOR Alliance
27
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:38:57 -
[172] - Quote
recode eve and it would be awesome don't shrink battle sizes to save the need for re coding :( big battles is what makes this game unique |
Spcius Patrouette
Mara's Hounds
The Volition Cult
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:39:09 -
[173] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.
No need to get snarky with the paying customers |
Zola Budd
Navi Vault
Two Inch Terror
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:39:22 -
[174] - Quote
Lucaz Verona wrote:Zola Budd wrote:Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve.
Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look to the devs and see.
They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy.
Because the server's up, server's down.
(Server's up, server's down)
Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Fozzie, just killed the game.
Put an update to its head,
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead.
Fozzie, sov had just begun,
but now updates take all day.
Fozzie, ooh,
didn't mean to make Eve die.
If it's not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.
its not a biscuit - this is hip hop you nit wit - learn to deal - or step back and kneel - you might find you can feel! Blag the POS - scrape the ISK - paw at some free SP? not me im free. puffing on a splif - take a long Bio and puff on a splif it'll be back in a bit - until then sont talk s**t :P Please tell me you know what song he was trying to imitate.... FYI it was nothing to with rap or hip hop.
but this is hip hop you nit wit :) |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
31
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:39:30 -
[175] - Quote
MortarJim wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Offline again... drink lol :) don`t bring server back online, i`ve run out of alcohol, need to go to the shops. so don`t fix it for at least 10 mins please
I promise not to bring the server back online until you get back home with more booze :P |
Na'Monk
SniggWaffe
WAFFLES.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:39:38 -
[176] - Quote
Don't forget to start your from those 8" floppies and the original setup.. Good luck, and here's to a timely fix. |
Jack Pickaloe
Rock Punchers Inc
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:40:11 -
[177] - Quote
I think its time to push the red button! |
Tacbat
Express Removal Services
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:40:17 -
[178] - Quote
Just like the good old days. Keep up the good work guys, soon be up and running again me thinks...... |
Skyrider Deathknight
Insurrection
The Explicit Alliance
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:40:23 -
[179] - Quote
Have you tried the following:
- Turning it off and on again.
- Giving it a good kick.
- Throwing abuse at it.
- Storm out the room saying you'll be back in 5mins .
- Saying sorry about all the mean things your said and asking nicely for it to work.
- Threaten you'll buy a new one if you don't work soonGäó
|
Miss Cruentatus
C5 Flight
The Serenity Initiative
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:40:28 -
[180] - Quote
The BIGGEST battle in eve is today with CCP's all over iceland being deployed,
"I WAS THERE" |
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Muffins
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:40:29 -
[181] - Quote
Spcius Patrouette wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously. No need to get snarky with the paying customers
Well... when the paying customers are being whiny b*****'s by and large..... You know.
Everybody is human lol. |
Kalfar Chillar
The Minutemen
The Bastion
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:40:42 -
[182] - Quote
So... Has anyone noticed that in the last thread CCP were all calm and casual with their updates and now ITS AN ALL CAPS RAGE!!!! |
Steijn
Quay Industries
978
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:40:53 -
[183] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.
surely when youve deployed something 4 or more times and it still fails, the only logical solution is to rollback until you know what is actually wrong with it? |
Raphendyr Nardieu
Unpublished Chapter
Chapters.
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:40:56 -
[184] - Quote
Could someone nice donate me ISK to buy gecko for lowsec roam on Friday. |
Larn Conner
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:40:59 -
[185] - Quote
Lev Andropov: That's why I told you "touch nothing". But you're bunch of cowboys! |
Timomantis Nabali
I Irradiate Dead People
Yulai Federation
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:41:03 -
[186] - Quote
Xanna Minator wrote:What's really happening is that CCP have only let Greek players on so they can mine enough to pay off their national debt
I fuckin lol'ed! LMAFAO!! |
Cervix Thumper
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
48
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:41:08 -
[187] - Quote
Stan Bran wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Kasi Briccius wrote:Is the drinking game over? Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! It's really a science !
My uncle is a professional chemist. He can take any beer, wine or spirit and turn it into urine in under 5 mins. He loves chemistry.
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Spcius Patrouette
Mara's Hounds
The Volition Cult
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:41:12 -
[188] - Quote
Muffins wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously. No need to get snarky with the paying customers Well... when the paying customers are being whiny b*****'s by and large..... You know. Everybody is human lol.
Whats whiny about offering a suggestion? |
ctx2007
Wychwood and Wells
Beer needs you
425
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:41:19 -
[189] - Quote
it keeps going to VIP mode ccp must be getting somewhere, try the power switch
You only-árealise you life has been a waste of time, when you wake up dead.
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John Pz
Empire of the Forsaken
Dark Crusade
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:41:24 -
[190] - Quote
Free Geckos rather ran free SP |
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aLostProphet
Applied Anarchy
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:41:32 -
[191] - Quote
God Dang POS CODE |
MortarJim
MJ Industry
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:41:36 -
[192] - Quote
well put muffins
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cretan Audeles
Maximus Corp
The Volition Cult
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:41:44 -
[193] - Quote
Zola Budd wrote:Lucaz Verona wrote:Zola Budd wrote:Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve.
Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look to the devs and see.
They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy.
Because the server's up, server's down.
(Server's up, server's down)
Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Fozzie, just killed the game.
Put an update to its head,
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead.
Fozzie, sov had just begun,
but now updates take all day.
Fozzie, ooh,
didn't mean to make Eve die.
If it's not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.
its not a biscuit - this is hip hop you nit wit - learn to deal - or step back and kneel - you might find you can feel! Blag the POS - scrape the ISK - paw at some free SP? not me im free. puffing on a splif - take a long Bio and puff on a splif it'll be back in a bit - until then sont talk s**t :P Please tell me you know what song he was trying to imitate.... FYI it was nothing to with rap or hip hop. but this is hip hop you nit wit :)
good god, kill it before it breeds
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Taos D'Heretic
Applied Anarchy
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
13
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:41:45 -
[194] - Quote
While waiting for the servers, I got onto witcher 3 to pass a few rounds of gwent, It hit me then that I would like to see an eve version of the card game. |
Spcius Patrouette
Mara's Hounds
The Volition Cult
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:41:59 -
[195] - Quote
Raphendyr Nardieu wrote:Could someone nice donate me ISK to buy gecko for lowsec roam on Friday.
start a gofundme clone for isk |
Vivien Meally
Des-Meisters-Lakaien
Phoenix Company Alliance
67
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:42:00 -
[196] - Quote
Whats going on?
Has FozzieSov downed EVE so early? |
Epentix
The Liberatos Corporation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:42:08 -
[197] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.
I "believe"???? so you don't know for sure "obviously"
Clusters are a ***** if you don't use them like you should do. |
Lady Areola Fappington
2583
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:42:14 -
[198] - Quote
Jerusaleman wrote:
Is it daft to ask for compensation when befouled by CCP? I am glad I don't just accept crap in life like some sheep, who knows the EU might take over and treat us all like shite..... Oh yer they have already. Think it's time to move to Aus..
Generally it's considered pretty gauche and ill-mannered to demand compensation in situations like this. I was brought up better.
"Company X, this thing happened and I'm unhappy."
"Ohh, we're sorry Customer Y, please accept this compensation in apology."
That exchange is cool.
"Company X, this thing happened and I'm upset, gimme something!"
Yeah, that's pretty rude. Don't do that, kids.
7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY?
No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided.
--Eve New Player Guide
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Reverendia Zeddamax
The Old Timer's Guild
M O B I U S
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:42:33 -
[199] - Quote
Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve.
Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look to the devs and see.
They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy.
Because the server's up, server's down.
(Server's up, server's down)
Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Fozzie, just killed the game.
Put an update to its head,
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead.
Fozzie, sov had just begun,
but now updates take all day.
Fozzie, ooh,
didn't mean to make Eve die.
If it's not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.
First post on the forums just to say this is AWESOME! |
MortarJim
MJ Industry
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:42:36 -
[200] - Quote
Cervix Thumper wrote:Stan Bran wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Kasi Briccius wrote:Is the drinking game over? Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! It's really a science ! My uncle is a professional chemist. He can take any beer, wine or spirit and turn it into urine in under 5 mins. He loves chemistry.
i can do it in 3 minutes , so he sucks |
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Tony Lennelluc
Dragons of Stone and Steel
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:42:38 -
[201] - Quote
To the creators of EVE ...
Don't want anything free instead just wanna say thanks for creating an awesome game ! Servers go down from time to time and I honestly can say I feel your pain if I could I'd send ya some advil and Timmies !
PS: DONT CLICK THE UPGRADE TO WINDOWS 10 ICON !!!!! Eve would self destruct the servers would never work right and we would all be stuck playing minesweeper !
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who donGÇÖt.
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Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy
Caldari State
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:42:38 -
[202] - Quote
Xanna Minator wrote:What's really happening is that CCP have only let Greek players on so they can mine enough to pay off their national debt
Greeks dont play Eve - you pay corporate tax in Eve |
chez1962
hardcore 19th star
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:42:44 -
[203] - Quote
finaly the did it .... FOZZIE SOV |
Illiander Aideron
Requiem Knowledge
Cede Nullis
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:42:50 -
[204] - Quote
test bumm wrote:We were discussing a week ago how eve would die after fozzies great scheme failed, and the general consensus was a failed server start over and over...and.... In before "I didn't want that game anyways". if not this time....... then.............. And no I haven't asked for isk....and haven't kissed a-ú^&e of someone for stuffing up (heard of testing?) How about being sure before you release a patch into game, like say have a test server. Oh wait..!!
The trick that they seem to have missed is using identical hardware on the test server as on the production server.
Or they forgot to roll this patch out on the test server.
Has to be one or the other.
I've been in similar situations, it happens when devs get overconfident in their programming abilities.
Generally it leads to a CTA among the whole technical staff. |
Zola Budd
Navi Vault
Two Inch Terror
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:42:55 -
[205] - Quote
Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Have you tried the following:
- Turning it off and on again.
- Giving it a good kick.
- Throwing abuse at it.
- Storm out the room saying you'll be back in 5mins .
- Saying sorry about all the mean things your said and asking nicely for it to work.
- Threaten you'll buy a new one if you don't work soonGäó
remember not to forget to rattle it about a bit too mind ;) |
JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc
Brave Collective
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:43:07 -
[206] - Quote
I gonna make coffe.... maybe a pie too |
Braden Fanguard
Dutch East Querious Company
Phoebe Freeport Republic
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:43:17 -
[207] - Quote
Serenity Just went down. |
TheTennant
Third Attention
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:43:33 -
[208] - Quote
As worf would say " Qapbe' nguSDI " |
Hoshi Nakumoto
X-Fleet Phantoms
The Sinful Legion
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:43:50 -
[209] - Quote
Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Have you tried the following:
- Turning it off and on again.
- Giving it a good kick.
- Throwing abuse at it.
- Storm out the room saying you'll be back in 5mins .
- Saying sorry about all the mean things your said and asking nicely for it to work.
- Threaten you'll buy a new one if you don't work soonGäó
I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen. Dave
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Zola Budd
Navi Vault
Two Inch Terror
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:43:54 -
[210] - Quote
01364642479
call me in you are blazed and in the UK hahahah |
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Timomantis Nabali
I Irradiate Dead People
Yulai Federation
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:44:00 -
[211] - Quote
Epentix wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously. I "believe"???? so you don't know for sure "obviously" Clusters are a ***** if you don't use them like you should do.
Just remember, he works at eve, you dont! |
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Farsaidh's Freeborn
1405
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:44:01 -
[212] - Quote
Steijn wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously. surely when youve deployed something 4 or more times and it still fails, the only logical solution is to rollback until you know what is actually wrong with it?
Often you don't want to do that immediately as you need to gather info as to the problem. Only when you exhaust that avenue do you rollback otherwise you may simply take 2 hours recovering only to hit the very same problem. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
31
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:44:10 -
[213] - Quote
MortarJim wrote:Cervix Thumper wrote:Stan Bran wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Kasi Briccius wrote:Is the drinking game over? Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! It's really a science ! My uncle is a professional chemist. He can take any beer, wine or spirit and turn it into urine in under 5 mins. He loves chemistry. i can do it in 3 minutes , so he sucks
#jimisproandCCPphantomneedzhugs |
Kalfar Chillar
The Minutemen
The Bastion
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:44:13 -
[214] - Quote
Step 1. Shut down server.
Step 2. Deploy Client patch to CDN
Step 3. Deploy Server patch to each VM
Step 4. D**k stuck in toaster.... F**k |
Impness
Sods
Mordus Angels
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:44:39 -
[215] - Quote
Thanks for keeping us informed while your struggling. (Now please send CCP Seagull downtown after some proper food for the hamsters!). |
Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope
Gallente Federation
275
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:44:52 -
[216] - Quote
Cervix Thumper wrote:Stan Bran wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Kasi Briccius wrote:Is the drinking game over? Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! It's really a science ! My uncle is a professional chemist. He can take any beer, wine or spirit and turn it into urine in under 5 mins. He loves chemistry.
Yup, chemistry is an utterly undervalued field of science.
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Skyrider Deathknight
Insurrection
The Explicit Alliance
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:45:09 -
[217] - Quote
Zola Budd wrote:Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Have you tried the following:
- Turning it off and on again.
- Giving it a good kick.
- Throwing abuse at it.
- Storm out the room saying you'll be back in 5mins .
- Saying sorry about all the mean things your said and asking nicely for it to work.
- Threaten you'll buy a new one if you don't work soonGäó
remember not to forget to rattle it about a bit too mind ;)
Ah forgot that one, also the petting it and giving it a good cuddle |
Gajo Facinus
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:45:17 -
[218] - Quote
...guess it's time I stop my ddos attack and let you all back online |
Big Lynx
3338
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 13:45:39 -
[219] - Quote
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ela Ishikela
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:45:40 -
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i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?
this is joke?
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Jack Pickaloe
Rock Punchers Inc
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:45:53 -
[221] - Quote
JFKen Imperia wrote:I gonna make coffe.... maybe a pie too
I want some!!! |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
32
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:45:58 -
[222] - Quote
Gajo Facinus wrote:...guess it's time I stop my ddos attack and let you all back online
lulz >.> |
Ponder Stuff
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
26
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:45:58 -
[223] - Quote
Soooo, instead of just breaking eve from the inside, fozzie has decided to break eve properly this time??? |
KenFlorian
Jednota Inc
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:46:10 -
[224] - Quote
Some of the most amusing and creative authorships derives from unscheduled downtime. Many of the posts in this thread are compensation enough.
I would hate for unscheduled downtimes to forever cease.
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Skyrider Deathknight
Insurrection
The Explicit Alliance
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:46:18 -
[225] - Quote
ela Ishikela wrote:i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?
this is joke?
Wait, there are people that still pay for eve?! wut |
Kayou Aldeshaar
Dubius Praedator
Coalition of the Unfortunate
24
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:46:20 -
[226] - Quote
Zola Budd wrote:Lucaz Verona wrote:Zola Budd wrote:Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve.
Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look to the devs and see.
They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy.
Because the server's up, server's down.
(Server's up, server's down)
Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Fozzie, just killed the game.
Put an update to its head,
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead.
Fozzie, sov had just begun,
but now updates take all day.
Fozzie, ooh,
didn't mean to make Eve die.
If it's not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.
its not a biscuit - this is hip hop you nit wit - learn to deal - or step back and kneel - you might find you can feel! Blag the POS - scrape the ISK - paw at some free SP? not me im free. puffing on a splif - take a long Bio and puff on a splif it'll be back in a bit - until then sont talk s**t :P Please tell me you know what song he was trying to imitate.... FYI it was nothing to with rap or hip hop. but this is hip hop you nit wit :)
Isk won't come, just when you want it.
You see I mine son, but I'll get it on.
You wanna gank then step up and we'll get it on.
You get a point to the grill, I'm Amarr and I'm ill.
A descendant of God's own with tachyon skills.
I tanked and I swing, next thing your hull's broken.
With a pod full of nothing, meanwhile I'll be drilin
On a fat rock, Spod rocks?, you don't know the half.
Tryin' to gank ships man, please don't make me laugh.
These miner's eyes are smilin, I'm buckwildin'.
The laser chain is pumpin, start jumpin.
Lock it, mine it, jet can haul it. |
Darkanon Destroyer
Tritanium Industries and Technology
Executive Outcomes
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:46:22 -
[227] - Quote
and now lets go to our five day forecast.
Whats the weather like Ollie? |
Stu Pendisdick
Odyssey SDC
The Revenant Order
52
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:46:26 -
[228] - Quote
The devs are hard at work |
Hicksimus
Oblivion Incarnate
Sock Puppet Federation
662
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:46:39 -
[229] - Quote
I know this is a great opportunity for the denizens of EvE to go outside but I work outside so to make a long story short somebody may as well have my stuff if you aren't going to give me 1m free SP.
Recruitment Officer: What type of a pilot are you?
Me: I've been described as a Ray Charles with Parkinsons and a drinking problem.
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Spcius Patrouette
Mara's Hounds
The Volition Cult
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:46:53 -
[230] - Quote
Darkanon Destroyer wrote:and now lets go to our five day forecast.
Whats the weather like Ollie?
ITS BAD |
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Aleccia Kashada
Perkone
Caldari State
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:46:53 -
[231] - Quote
did you try turning off and on again?
lol.
jakes aside,
im sad. wanna play EVE!@!!!!!!!
ahh well. can always play later. im sure they are being as fast as they can to get back online.
(but I wouldn't be against free sp, push me closer to using my provi, or a plex) |
TheTennant
Third Attention
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:47:01 -
[232] - Quote
Impness wrote:Thanks for keeping us informed while your struggling. (Now please send CCP Seagull downtown after some proper food for the hamsters!).
Rihanna ! I didn't know you played eve. |
Joseph Cash
N.F.H.P.
Hell's Pirates
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:47:03 -
[233] - Quote
Maybe this will help...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=insM7oUYNOE |
Fugly Isktaker
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:47:20 -
[234] - Quote
"Hey, I just noticed this SQL index uses a - instead of a _ should we fix it today?"
"yeah go for it." |
Skyrider Deathknight
Insurrection
The Explicit Alliance
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:47:23 -
[235] - Quote
Spcius Patrouette wrote:Darkanon Destroyer wrote:and now lets go to our five day forecast.
Whats the weather like Ollie? ITS BAD
VERY BAD |
Muffins
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:47:44 -
[236] - Quote
Spcius Patrouette wrote:Muffins wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously. No need to get snarky with the paying customers Well... when the paying customers are being whiny b*****'s by and large..... You know. Everybody is human lol. Whats whiny about offering a suggestion?
My post obviously reflected every single individual in eve.
Especially you. |
Nathan Semah
N-C-i-S
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:01 -
[237] - Quote
Have you tried turning it off and back on again........ oh wait. |
Traavemynde
Strenus Custodes
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:04 -
[238] - Quote
Keel Fozzie, this is his fault! |
Omer Tivianne
Imperial House of Pancakes
Imperium Galactic Empire
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:09 -
[239] - Quote
its not funny... its like this video was ment for this momet... this is creepy
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JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc
Brave Collective
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:11 -
[240] - Quote
ela Ishikela wrote:i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?
this is joke?
Keep calm, sh*t happens sometimes |
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Darkanon Destroyer
Tritanium Industries and Technology
Executive Outcomes
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:11 -
[241] - Quote
Spcius Patrouette wrote:Darkanon Destroyer wrote:and now lets go to our five day forecast.
Whats the weather like Ollie? ITS BAD
thanks Ollie
Now sports |
Lt Motion
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:20 -
[242] - Quote
ela Ishikela wrote:i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?
this is joke?
Relax mate and join us with the drinking game. CCP is working on it.
Rules : Take a drink each time someone blames CCP
Disclaimer : Alcohol abuse is a serious issue, do not drink. Ever. |
Stvndog
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:22 -
[243] - Quote
lol |
Kalfar Chillar
The Minutemen
The Bastion
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:27 -
[244] - Quote
Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:Darkanon Destroyer wrote:and now lets go to our five day forecast.
Whats the weather like Ollie? ITS BAD VERY BAD
ITS RAINING CATS |
Bladeburner
Minmatar Death Squad
21
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:28 -
[245] - Quote
EVE server down NNnnnnooooo....
CCP i need the server up ASAP!!!
I've left my Fedo in the station hangar with no food or water.....what am i to do??
Will Concord get involved or social services??
Will i lose my fedo forever?
GET THE SERVER BACK ON AND SAVE A FEDO TODAY.
P.S
Keep up the hard work CCP. |
Ellis Goa'uld
Stronghelm Corporation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:49 -
[246] - Quote
while the servers are down here's some great reading material that will satisfy anyone for 2 minutes
https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Tranquility
edit: vip mode this is the one guys THIs is the one |
Hedstrom Bukandara
Space Squirrels Unite
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:49:34 -
[247] - Quote
Jack Pickaloe wrote: I think its time to push the red button!
Ah yes the Shiny Red Candy-Like Button...
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Spcius Patrouette
Mara's Hounds
The Volition Cult
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:49:50 -
[248] - Quote
Muffins wrote:
Especially you.
I assumed as much, given that you replied directly to me. |
Raphendyr Nardieu
Unpublished Chapter
Chapters.
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:49:53 -
[249] - Quote
Hicksimus wrote:I know this is a great opportunity for the denizens of EvE to go outside but I work outside so to make a long story short somebody may as well have my stuff if you aren't going to give me 1m free SP.
I can take your stuff. |
Kalfar Chillar
The Minutemen
The Bastion
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:49:56 -
[250] - Quote
10 minutes into DT - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa7nSzCiGXk |
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Zola Budd
Navi Vault
Two Inch Terror
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:50:04 -
[251] - Quote
Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Zola Budd wrote:Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Have you tried the following:
- Turning it off and on again.
- Giving it a good kick.
- Throwing abuse at it.
- Storm out the room saying you'll be back in 5mins .
- Saying sorry about all the mean things your said and asking nicely for it to work.
- Threaten you'll buy a new one if you don't work soonGäó
remember not to forget to rattle it about a bit too mind ;) Ah forgot that one, also the petting it and giving it a good cuddle
just put SOV back to the old way and just hit (restore to last save point) |
Aneu Angellus
Exclusion Cartel
The Kadeshi
68
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:50:10 -
[252] - Quote
Darkanon Destroyer wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:Darkanon Destroyer wrote:and now lets go to our five day forecast.
Whats the weather like Ollie? ITS BAD thanks Ollie Now sports
People kicked things, others hit them with stuff. |
Stvndog
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:50:11 -
[253] - Quote
Bladeburner wrote:EVE server down NNnnnnooooo....
CCP i need the server up ASAP!!!
I've left my Fedo in the station hangar with no food or water.....what am i to do??
Will Concord get involved or social services??
Will i lose my fedo forever?
GET THE SERVER BACK ON AND SAVE A FEDO TODAY.
P.S
Keep up the hard work CCP.
Donate isk to save the Fedo |
Alexey Rumyancev
Catastrophe Assembly
Out of Sight.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:50:16 -
[254] - Quote
RIP eve |
Motorbit
HildCo Interplanetar
Villore Accords
45
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:50:19 -
[255] - Quote
did you feed the hamsters after midnight? |
Sonia Vess
WARP Mechanics
Fidelas Constans
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:50:20 -
[256] - Quote
-ö-â-¦-+-ü-î -¦-ü-¦ -é-¦-¦-+ -+-Ç-+-ê-¦-+ -¦-+-¦-+-+-+....
-ò-ü-+-+ -¦ -¦ -+-¦-¦-¦ -Å -+-¦-é-¦-+, -¦ -é-ï -¦-+-+-¦ -¦-ï -+-+-¦ -¦-+-¦-+-¦
-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -â-é-+-+-+-+ -+-¦-+-Å , -ç-é-+-¦-ï -¦-ï-+ -¦-ü-¦-¦-¦-¦ -ü -é-+-¦-+-¦
-ò-ü-+-+ -¦ -+-¦-¦-¦ -Å -+-¦-é-¦-+, -¦ -é-ï -¦-+-+-¦ -¦-ï -+-+-¦ -¦-+-¦-+-¦
-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-ï-ü-â-ê-+-+ -+-+-Ç-Å, -ç-é-+-¦-ï -é-ï -¦-ï-+-¦ -ü-+ -+-+-+-¦
-ò-ü-+-+ -+-æ-Ç-é-¦-ï-+ -¦-ï-+ -¦-ï -Å -+-â -¦ -é-ï -¦-ë-æ -¦-+-¦-+-¦
-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-+-ü-¦-Ç-¦-ü-+-+ -+-¦-+-Å -ç-é-+-¦-ï -¦-ï-+ -¦-ü-¦-¦-¦-¦ -ü -é-+-¦-+-¦
-ò-ü-+-+ -+-æ-Ç-é-¦-ï-+ -¦-ï-+ -¦-ï -Å -+-â -¦ -é-ï -¦-ë-æ -¦-+-¦-+-¦
-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-+-+-+-î -é-¦-+-Ä -+-¦-¦-Ç-¦-+ -ç-é-+-¦-ï -é-ï -¦-ï-+-¦ -ü-+ -+-+-+-¦ |
Illiander Aideron
Requiem Knowledge
Cede Nullis
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:50:25 -
[257] - Quote
Fugly Isktaker wrote:"Hey, I just noticed this SQL index uses a - instead of a _ should we fix it today?"
"yeah go for it."
Possibly the most hilarious comment in the thread.
Also, completely believable for the sort of fix someone would be arrogant enough to assume that they don't need to test.
Gentlemen, ladies: we have a winner! |
Jack Pickaloe
Rock Punchers Inc
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:50:28 -
[258] - Quote
Darkanon Destroyer wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:Darkanon Destroyer wrote:and now lets go to our five day forecast.
Whats the weather like Ollie? ITS BAD thanks Ollie Now sports
Wait the aliens are coming the aliens are coming............ |
Infinite Destruction
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
19
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:50:35 -
[259] - Quote
The default fix for all things wrong in Eve generally is: try repackaging your ship and see if that fixes the problem.
Perhaps CCP should try repackaging their servers to see if that fixes the problem ? |
Shadowlightt
Hammer of Hephaestus
81
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:51:09 -
[260] - Quote
I need a beer. |
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Nicolai Serkanner
Jebediah Kerman's Junkyard and Spaceship Parts Co.
Brave Collective
436
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:51:14 -
[261] - Quote
Skyrider Deathknight wrote:ela Ishikela wrote:i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?
this is joke?
Wait, there are people that still pay for eve?! wut
Yes, and because they do you can play as well.
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Solaria Cellardoor
The Founding Four
Fidelas Constans
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:51:22 -
[262] - Quote
July 15th, 2015 - the day EVE online went down...FOREVER. Not too bad, it has been up (I use the word loosely, of course) since May 6th, 2003. Not a bad run. |
Clepto Maniac
Angels and Devils
Hams United
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:51:36 -
[263] - Quote
Arzi Reece wrote:Dear CCP,
Have you tried unplugging it and then plugging it back in?
Clear your cache.... |
Epentix
The Liberatos Corporation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:51:44 -
[264] - Quote
Timomantis Nabali wrote:Epentix wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously. I "believe"???? so you don't know for sure "obviously" Clusters are a ***** if you don't use them like you should do. Just remember, he works at eve, you dont!
lol, I know I am paying part of his salary every month!
But than again, I offered to help |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:51:46 -
[265] - Quote
Lt Motion wrote:ela Ishikela wrote:i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?
this is joke?
Relax mate and join us with the drinking game. CCP is working on it. Rules : Take a drink each time someone blames CCP Disclaimer : Alcohol abuse is a serious issue, do not drink. Ever.
Lemon Verbena wrote:DRINK! |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
32
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:51:50 -
[266] - Quote
Shadowlightt wrote:I need a beer.
Way ahead of you :) |
Valkyrie Ragnor
9th Fleet
DreddedEvE
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:51:50 -
[267] - Quote
iv payed for this service and would just like to know about some compensation
i was just wondering im doing alot of work with bpos and i was going to ask can you send me a really cool bpo i know you guys work really hard and the game is fantastic i like what you doing with eve thank you very much and im looking forward to your response :) |
Trademaster Rob
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:51:57 -
[268] - Quote
Is this time going to be reimbursed |
Timomantis Nabali
I Irradiate Dead People
Yulai Federation
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:52:09 -
[269] - Quote
Shadowlightt wrote:I need a beer.
You're late to the game my friend! |
Skyrider Deathknight
Insurrection
The Explicit Alliance
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:52:09 -
[270] - Quote
Sonia Vess wrote:-ö-â-¦-+-ü-î -¦-ü-¦ -é-¦-¦-+ -+-Ç-+-ê-¦-+ -¦-+-¦-+-+-+....
-ò-ü-+-+ -¦ -¦ -+-¦-¦-¦ -Å -+-¦-é-¦-+, -¦ -é-ï -¦-+-+-¦ -¦-ï -+-+-¦ -¦-+-¦-+-¦
-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -â-é-+-+-+-+ -+-¦-+-Å , -ç-é-+-¦-ï -¦-ï-+ -¦-ü-¦-¦-¦-¦ -ü -é-+-¦-+-¦
-ò-ü-+-+ -¦ -+-¦-¦-¦ -Å -+-¦-é-¦-+, -¦ -é-ï -¦-+-+-¦ -¦-ï -+-+-¦ -¦-+-¦-+-¦
-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-ï-ü-â-ê-+-+ -+-+-Ç-Å, -ç-é-+-¦-ï -é-ï -¦-ï-+-¦ -ü-+ -+-+-+-¦
-ò-ü-+-+ -+-æ-Ç-é-¦-ï-+ -¦-ï-+ -¦-ï -Å -+-â -¦ -é-ï -¦-ë-æ -¦-+-¦-+-¦
-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-+-ü-¦-Ç-¦-ü-+-+ -+-¦-+-Å -ç-é-+-¦-ï -¦-ï-+ -¦-ü-¦-¦-¦-¦ -ü -é-+-¦-+-¦
-ò-ü-+-+ -+-æ-Ç-é-¦-ï-+ -¦-ï-+ -¦-ï -Å -+-â -¦ -é-ï -¦-ë-æ -¦-+-¦-+-¦
-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-+-+-+-î -é-¦-+-Ä -+-¦-¦-Ç-¦-+ -ç-é-+-¦-ï -é-ï -¦-ï-+-¦ -ü-+ -+-+-+-¦
Dudos still held apparently ....
If I flew in the sky , and you would be living under water
God would have drowned me, that was always with you
When I flew in the sky , and you would have lived under water
God would have dried up the sea , that you were with me
If I would have been dead well, you're still alive
God raised me to have been always with you
If I would have been dead well, you're still alive
God would your life took you to be with me
- Thank you Google translate |
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Agata Matahari
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
152
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:52:14 -
[271] - Quote
LOL. IwantIsk stellar pool is still counting.  Trustable site. |
Yimarra
the shadow republic
Hams United
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:52:26 -
[272] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RybNI0KB1bg
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Richard TheLordOfDance
Operation Fishbowl Inc.
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:52:31 -
[273] - Quote
It's like the good old days all over again! |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
32
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:52:35 -
[274] - Quote
Valkyrie Ragnor wrote:iv payed for this service and would just like to know about some compensation
i was just wondering im doing alot of work with bpos and i was going to ask can you send me a really cool bpo i know you guys work really hard and the game is fantastic i like what you doing with eve thank you very much and im looking forward to your response :)
You should get a beer too :P |
Lawin Cwennich
Deutsche Silberwerke AG
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:52:40 -
[275] - Quote
Quote:13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
13:37? Seriously? |
Ellendras Silver
CrashCat Corporation
184
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:52:42 -
[276] - Quote
Trademaster Rob wrote:Is this time going to be reimbursed
maybe another 50k unallocated SP
[u]Carpe noctem[/u]
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Corraidhin Farsaidh
Farsaidh's Freeborn
1405
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:52:51 -
[277] - Quote
That explains it, they aren't using a real database... |
Cervix Thumper
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
49
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:52:52 -
[278] - Quote
or is it:
working hard |
Stvndog
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:00 -
[279] - Quote
for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!! |
Skyrider Deathknight
Insurrection
The Explicit Alliance
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:11 -
[280] - Quote
Nicolai Serkanner wrote:Skyrider Deathknight wrote:ela Ishikela wrote:i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?
this is joke?
Wait, there are people that still pay for eve?! wut Yes, and because they do you can play as well.
Really i did not know that. |
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Beliskner Hippaforalcu
Signal Cartel
EvE-Scout Enclave
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:17 -
[281] - Quote
Thanks Obama... |
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy
Caldari State
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:32 -
[282] - Quote
Trademaster Rob wrote:Is this time going to be reimbursed
Yep - the next 1/2 hour of your time is free - you are free to sit there and do whatever you want with it - Enjoy! |
ImNotAnAlt Lazair
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:33 -
[283] - Quote
Possible solution:
Have you tried turning it off and on again ? |
DontCryAndPlay Keikira
Waking Demons
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:37 -
[284] - Quote
Trademaster Rob wrote:Is this time going to be reimbursed
In the form of torpedoes...
Hitting our hull...
Making us cry... |
Muffins
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:45 -
[285] - Quote
Spcius Patrouette wrote:Muffins wrote:
Especially you.
I assumed as much, given that you replied directly to me.
Sarcasm detection has failed, I see.
I didn't mean you, specifically. Just in general ^_^ |
Lucaz Verona
Radical Astronauts Plundering Eve
WormHole Occupation and Resource Exploitation
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:45 -
[286] - Quote
Stvndog wrote:for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!!
It's all CCP Fozzie's fault.
There now take that shot. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
32
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:51 -
[287] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Lt Motion wrote:ela Ishikela wrote:i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?
this is joke?
Relax mate and join us with the drinking game. CCP is working on it. Rules : Take a drink each time someone blames CCP Disclaimer : Alcohol abuse is a serious issue, do not drink. Ever. Lemon Verbena wrote:DRINK!
<3
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Shadowlightt
Hammer of Hephaestus
81
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:54 -
[288] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Valkyrie Ragnor wrote:iv payed for this service and would just like to know about some compensation
i was just wondering im doing alot of work with bpos and i was going to ask can you send me a really cool bpo i know you guys work really hard and the game is fantastic i like what you doing with eve thank you very much and im looking forward to your response :) You should get a beer too :P
LMFAO maybe some TEQUILA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
Hoshi Nakumoto
X-Fleet Phantoms
The Sinful Legion
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:54:00 -
[289] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Shadowlightt wrote:I need a beer. Way ahead of you :)
Wild Turkey time |
Alicia Star-Runner
Expansive Mining and Industral Engineering
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:54:09 -
[290] - Quote
Zola Budd wrote:Lucaz Verona wrote:Zola Budd wrote:Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve.
Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look to the devs and see.
They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy.
Because the server's up, server's down.
(Server's up, server's down)
Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Fozzie, just killed the game.
Put an update to its head,
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead.
Fozzie, sov had just begun,
but now updates take all day.
Fozzie, ooh,
didn't mean to make Eve die.
If it's not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.
its not a biscuit - this is hip hop you nit wit - learn to deal - or step back and kneel - you might find you can feel! Blag the POS - scrape the ISK - paw at some free SP? not me im free. puffing on a splif - take a long Bio and puff on a splif it'll be back in a bit - until then sont talk s**t :P Please tell me you know what song he was trying to imitate.... FYI it was nothing to with rap or hip hop. but this is hip hop you nit wit :)
Actually, you nit wit, it is Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody... Jesus ****, learn your music.
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Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:54:29 -
[291] - Quote
Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burned. The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, to identify the body.
Daryl arrives first, and when the mortician pulls back the sheet, Daryl says, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over."
The mortician rolls him over, and Daryl says, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician thinks this is strange. Then he brings Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer takes a look at the face and says, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."
The mortician rolls him over and Gomer says, "No, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician asks, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a**holes."
"What? He had two a**holes?!" exclaims the mortician.
"Yup, every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two a**holes.'" |
Ecolo
Highcouncil Private Holding
The Tsunami Collective
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:54:36 -
[292] - Quote
Jerusaleman wrote:Ecolo wrote:LETUSDIG wrote:is there any way you guys could roll the server back and boot it for us to continue our daily grind??
or maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?
i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :) Theres is more than enough resources and isk ingame for all players needs,.......not for all players greed!!!! Grow up, stop begging, start accepting ;) Is it daft to ask for compensation when befouled by CCP? I am glad I don't just accept crap in life like some sheep, who knows the EU might take over and treat us all like shite..... Oh yer they have already. Think it's time to move to Aus..
Asking for compensation for a bit of downtime Eve is: LAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Enough said!!
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MortarJim
MJ Industry
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:54:39 -
[293] - Quote
Stvndog wrote:for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!!
i blame CCPFozzie |
Celdie
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:54:46 -
[294] - Quote
Richard TheLordOfDance wrote:It's like the good old days all over again!
+1 :) I played a lot in 2004, and this kind of downtime was just business-as-usual :) |
Aptiva Rin
Multiplex Gaming
The Bastion
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:54:50 -
[295] - Quote
Dang beat me to it. Was about to do some editing to that XD |
JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc
Brave Collective
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:54:59 -
[296] - Quote
Sonia Vess wrote:
-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-ï-ü-â-ê-+-+ -+-+-Ç-Å, -ç-é-+-¦-ï -é-ï -¦-ï-+-¦ -ü-+ -+-+-+-¦
ahah, that's what she said |
TheTennant
Third Attention
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:55:01 -
[297] - Quote
Time to take 40 winks. |
Scam Newton
Gabriel's Trumpet
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:55:01 -
[298] - Quote
look at the silver lining here. at least that twenty day skill you had in training will be finished when you log in next. |
Sean Roach
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:55:03 -
[299] - Quote
I'm not going to catch up. Two more pages were added while I was reading the last one. So, I'll post without reading the thread first. Rude of me, I know.
For compensation,..
I'm thinking the Christmas 2014 bundle.
Maybe in the Christmas 2015 bundle, "one metric unit of whine"?
Well, I hope the servers are back up soon. |
Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3510
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:55:03 -
[300] - Quote
Someone must have opened The Door.
Know a Frozen fan? Check this out
Frozen fanfiction
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Miss Cruentatus
C5 Flight
The Serenity Initiative
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:55:18 -
[301] - Quote
all these people crying about it. jesus guys,
WAA WAAAAAHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
whats that i hear? a WAMBULANCE
step outside away from your pc's theres another world out there. out of all these years this games been running i can count how many times CCP has had issues and compared to other games out there CCP are a god damn better than a lot of dev's.
@ all CCP's keep up the good work, you have done awsome so far no turning back now. oh yeah blame this on FOZZIE.
nothing he says is belivable. "just saying" :P |
Just Another
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:55:28 -
[302] - Quote
Have you tried calling Tech support ? |
Aneu Angellus
Exclusion Cartel
The Kadeshi
68
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:55:40 -
[303] - Quote
CCP Fozzie! Wai you break things? |
admiral kerk
USS BORG ENTERPRISING
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:01 -
[304] - Quote
I always knew it would happen.... "If it ain't broke,Don't fix it!" |
Hizeki
Knights of Azrael
Circle-Of-Two
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:09 -
[305] - Quote
with the downtime......now would be a great time to add the jukebox back to eve!!!!! |
Anthar Thebess
1227
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:13 -
[306] - Quote
Not enough tears.
Eve servers use player tears as fuel.
Capital Remote AID Rebalance
Way to solve important nullsec issue. CSM members do your work.
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Titanium Vokan
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:15 -
[307] - Quote
2nd Day in eve, decided to start afresh after a break to get my hand back in, and this happens.....
I DEMAND COMPENSATION!!!! I've calculated -ú0.02 per hour so looking forward to a cheque in the post...
You can send it to:
Mr W.H.Iney
23 Complaint Boulevard
Bitchtown
Oh wait, that makes me sound like a whiney moron with nothing better to do with my life than complain on the forum, I don't really care that eve's down at the moment, it gives me chance to trawl through the forums to see what's happening and remember that eve is always the same, unexpected occasional dt especially after patch days :)
And remember the days when it used to go down with no explanation for hours leading to forumragequit etc...
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Stvndog
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:16 -
[308] - Quote
Aneu Angellus wrote:CCP Fozzie! Wai you break things?
Oh thank you!! |
Spcius Patrouette
Mara's Hounds
The Volition Cult
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:26 -
[309] - Quote
Muffins wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:Muffins wrote:
Especially you.
I assumed as much, given that you replied directly to me. Sarcasm detection has failed, I see. I didn't mean you, specifically. Just in general ^_^
I used whats known as the 'serbian double reverse' on you. taking an obviously sarcastic comment and responding to its literal interpretation.
TYL |
Aneu Angellus
Exclusion Cartel
The Kadeshi
68
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:33 -
[310] - Quote
admiral kerk wrote:I always knew it would happen.... "If it ain't broke,Don't fix it!"
What about if its broke and you cant fix it? |
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Fugly Isktaker
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:38 -
[311] - Quote
13:56
The sun still won't rise...
Time...has come to a stop.
...startup issues...still...gaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrr |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
35
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:42 -
[312] - Quote
MortarJim wrote:Stvndog wrote:for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!! i blame CCPFozzie
Did you get more booze?
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Stu Pendisdick
Odyssey SDC
The Revenant Order
54
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:46 -
[313] - Quote
Well, We're Waiting! |
Dan Ravensbreath
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:48 -
[314] - Quote
Hoooray!!! It's UP!
exclaimed the wife after she found me something to do with her whilst not playing EvE
Dan's your man! unless you need a girl, then Dan's just watching.
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Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:49 -
[315] - Quote
Beliskner Hippaforalcu wrote:Thanks Obama...
I believe your intended target if Fozzie... |
CDR Scythe
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:56 -
[316] - Quote
There has recently been some earthquake activity in Iceland;
http://en.vedur.is/#tab=skjalftar
Guess this is the problem... |
Lucaz Verona
Radical Astronauts Plundering Eve
WormHole Occupation and Resource Exploitation
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:58 -
[317] - Quote
Just Another wrote:Have you tried calling Tech support ?
"Hello, this is pets 4 u, my name is Dave, how can I help you"
CCP: "Yea, our hamster wheels seem to have broken" |
Leaky Johnson
Dogs of Capitalism Stellar Trade Clearinghouse
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:57:03 -
[318] - Quote
MinoriF wrote:Reactivated account just today after 8 months inactive --__--
It's your fault |
Ghan Rotinequeq
Leviathan Rising
Affirmative.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:57:18 -
[319] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8p8q4x9AA0 |
TigerXtrm
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
1185
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:57:22 -
[320] - Quote
Unplugging for 30 seconds usually helps with my stuff.
CCP, try forcibly interupting power to the datacenter for 30 seconds and see if that fixes it.
My YouTube Channel - EVE Tutorials & other game related things!
My Website - Blogs, Livestreams & Forums
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Artenso Vestindal
Dark Flames of Amarr
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:57:22 -
[321] - Quote
Well, hours goes by, servers are still down... Seems like no EVE for me today And the worst part? I don't even have any beer or other alkohol to drink while waiting 
CCP, I wish you good luck identifying and fixing the problem |
5pitf1re
4S Corporation
Goonswarm Federation
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:57:23 -
[322] - Quote
Can we get Geckos as a compensation? Actually, just add Gecko BPCs to the game while you're fixing things. |
Henry Plantgenet
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
39
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:57:32 -
[323] - Quote
IF we log in to an empty skillqueue and a bunch of "skill has been completed" messages (and we had a 300 day queue) Should this be reported as a bug or a feature? |
Valkyrie Ragnor
9th Fleet
DreddedEvE
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:57:36 -
[324] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Valkyrie Ragnor wrote:iv payed for this service and would just like to know about some compensation
i was just wondering im doing alot of work with bpos and i was going to ask can you send me a really cool bpo i know you guys work really hard and the game is fantastic i like what you doing with eve thank you very much and im looking forward to your response :) You should get a beer too :P
lol i just feel that compensation isnt too much to ask |
Emma Verondi
MSE-corp
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:57:37 -
[325] - Quote
Everyone shut up and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgvM7av1o1Q
let them work in peace
"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
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Kalvai Corracks
Corracks Industrials
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:57:52 -
[326] - Quote
i dont know much about computer coding, but in my experience, stuff works when you hit it with a hammer. |
Kaoraku Shayiskhun
The 1st Regiment
HUN Reloaded
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:57:57 -
[327] - Quote
Miss Cruentatus wrote:all these people crying about it. jesus guys,
WAA WAAAAAHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
whats that i hear? a WAMBULANCE
step outside away from your pc's theres another world out there. out of all these years this games been running i can count how many times CCP has had issues and compared to other games out there CCP are a god damn better than a lot of dev's.
@ all CCP's keep up the good work, you have done awsome so far no turning back now. oh yeah blame this on FOZZIE.
nothing he says is belivable. "just saying" :P
Yeah, put out a code what broke the whole game (and another game) is a pretty good work. And who the hell care what other devs and games do? We are here, and want to play THIS, not others.
And this "go away from your PC" is such a childish sentence... |
Skyrider Deathknight
Insurrection
The Explicit Alliance
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:58:01 -
[328] - Quote
Shadowlightt wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Valkyrie Ragnor wrote:iv payed for this service and would just like to know about some compensation
i was just wondering im doing alot of work with bpos and i was going to ask can you send me a really cool bpo i know you guys work really hard and the game is fantastic i like what you doing with eve thank you very much and im looking forward to your response :) You should get a beer too :P LMFAO maybe some TEQUILA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Okay so As a rough estimate due to different currency etc; it's basically a penny an hour you're losing because of this extended DT. So you would like 3p compensation correct? |
freddy115
The Scope
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:58:05 -
[329] - Quote
Ever notice when you only log into eve to set a 3 day PI cycle you dont care mostly if its up or down... But when you want to log in to make changes and it is down then.... It drives you insane? |
Stvndog
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:58:18 -
[330] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehN1eS6HSro heres a video to pass the time, seems like we'll have it |
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
35
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:58:25 -
[331] - Quote
Artenso Vestindal wrote:Well, hours goes by, servers are still down... Seems like no EVE for me today And the worst part? I don't even have any beer or other alkohol to drink while waiting CCP, I wish you good luck identifying and fixing the problem
Maybe we can get beer from the LP store?
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Mark Wakefield Spooky
Black Scorpions Inc
Fidelas Constans
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:58:34 -
[332] - Quote
Reset the servers lets all start from day one again |
LTC Vuvovich
LTC Vuvovich Corporation
49
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:58:43 -
[333] - Quote
Why dont these things happen on the days I have to WORK |
Artenso Vestindal
Dark Flames of Amarr
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:58:59 -
[334] - Quote
5pitf1re wrote:Can we get Geckos as a compensation? Actually, just add Gecko BPCs to the game while you're fixing things.
As someone who have several billions stored in Geckos, I disagree |
Jarsoom Blade
Blade's Legion
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:59:03 -
[335] - Quote
Something broke. Sprinkle some beer over it and nurse it back to life. |
Hoshi Nakumoto
X-Fleet Phantoms
The Sinful Legion
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:59:05 -
[336] - Quote
Miss Cruentatus wrote:all these people crying about it. jesus guys,
WAA WAAAAAHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
whats that i hear? a WAMBULANCE
step outside away from your pc's theres another world out there. out of all these years this games been running i can count how many times CCP has had issues and compared to other games out there CCP are a god damn better than a lot of dev's.
@ all CCP's keep up the good work, you have done awsome so far no turning back now. oh yeah blame this on FOZZIE.
nothing he says is belivable. "just saying" :P
Yep and the Wambulance has free cups of concrete for everyone
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MortarJim
MJ Industry
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:59:17 -
[337] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:MortarJim wrote:Stvndog wrote:for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!! i blame CCPFozzie Did you get more booze?
yes enough for another 300 rounds |
Ida Aurlien
Cerberus Federation Industrial Division
Gentlemen's.Parlor
64
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:59:22 -
[338] - Quote
Hey look at the Bright side.... The longer it's down the longer it takes for them to mess something else up |
Steijn
Quay Industries
978
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:59:24 -
[339] - Quote
I'll give it another hour before the forums magically go offline so as to stop all the bitching. |
Fin Tenacity
Night Raven Task Force
Eternal Pretorian Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:59:26 -
[340] - Quote
Extended downtime means extended pilot's license right? Would make sense in an ideal world right? |
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Trademaster Rob
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:59:27 -
[341] - Quote
Really feel bad for the ausies |
John Ceadus
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:59:45 -
[342] - Quote
EVE Offline |
Rogue AI
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:59:46 -
[343] - Quote
I posted this image on the first page of this thread and my post was deleted: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m97yhpjmYJ1rrc78e.gif
Wtf guys? You know it was a light hearted joke right?  |
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy
Caldari State
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:59:48 -
[344] - Quote
Kalvai Corracks wrote:i dont know much about computer coding, but in my experience, stuff works when you hit it with a hammer.
If it still doesnt work - find a bigger hammer! |
Citizen Pantisocrat
Shadetree Physicists
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:59:57 -
[345] - Quote
Everyone please be sure to accept all of my contracts upon re-entering space. |
TheTennant
Third Attention
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:00:00 -
[346] - Quote
It was fun while it lasted. Back to space invaders. |
Spcius Patrouette
Mara's Hounds
The Volition Cult
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:00:03 -
[347] - Quote
I get that the ccp dont want the servers down any more than we do but could the players telling everyone to relax take their own advice? some of us only have a limited time set aside where we planned to play this game. Thats what we wanted to do with our time. There is no way to know if the server will be up in 30 seconds or 3 hours. its not as easy as 'just go for a walk or enjoy your free time'
were trying to, this is how we wanted to enjoy it. |
admiral kerk
USS BORG ENTERPRISING
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:00:11 -
[348] - Quote
then you blow it up and start anew! |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
35
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:00:18 -
[349] - Quote
MortarJim wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:MortarJim wrote:Stvndog wrote:for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!! i blame CCPFozzie Did you get more booze? yes enough for another 300 rounds
SO... five minutes worth? :P |
BlackSheep Blahblahblah
Blackwater Company
C0VEN
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:00:25 -
[350] - Quote
Hey CCP did you try to kick it ? :D |
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Alpha Lonefire
True Industral Formation Inc
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:00:32 -
[351] - Quote
Well complaining isn't going to fix anything guys and gals. Most players that complain must be young. Let us older ones tell you, waiting is it's own reward.
With that said, can't CCP just reload the server without the patch and fix the patch for tomorrows update?
Oh well, guess we'll just have to wait. |
Pandion Knight Rinah
Space Warriors Alliance
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:00:38 -
[352] - Quote
Someone push the button! |
Topast Aidron
Triggered.
Triggerkittens
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:00:42 -
[353] - Quote
Me right now |
Ninhursaag Eridani
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:01:23 -
[354] - Quote
In my time zone I get the Offline at 11:00 am, that finishes my play for the day as I'm busy later. Got used to it.
Im on holidays today, thinking YEAAAHHH!---> Offline status: Permanent. |
Red Paul Getlost
RED COLONIAL'S
The Obsidian Front
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:01:28 -
[355] - Quote
HexiD wrote:Have you tried flushing the power supply? you see that cup of coffee... just pour it all in, that's it yes, all of it. Technical support
lol
that give me an idea |
Sneekeypete NZXT
Intergalactic Fight Club
Gentlemen's.Club
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:01:36 -
[356] - Quote
Epic failure in customer service right here. Paying for game time and not being able to access the server without any sort of compensation is theft imo. |
Julien Brellier
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
42
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:01:38 -
[357] - Quote
Do you want some cheese with your whine?
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Artenso Vestindal
Dark Flames of Amarr
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:02:01 -
[358] - Quote
Actually i think their whole post was deleted(or disappeared) and made again |
Nicolai Serkanner
Jebediah Kerman's Junkyard and Spaceship Parts Co.
Brave Collective
436
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:02:13 -
[359] - Quote
Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Nicolai Serkanner wrote:Skyrider Deathknight wrote:ela Ishikela wrote:i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?
this is joke?
Wait, there are people that still pay for eve?! wut Yes, and because they do you can play as well. Really i did not know that.
Imagine what would happen if nobody paid ... it is simple really.. |
Alexey Rumyancev
Catastrophe Assembly
Out of Sight.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:02:32 -
[360] - Quote
Kalvai Corracks wrote:i dont know much about computer coding, but in my experience, stuff works when you hit it with a hammer.
Can't hit bytes with the hammer, so sad |
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Kasi Briccius
MORDUS DEMONS
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:02:33 -
[361] - Quote
I blame CCP Fozzie! Drink! |
Shadowlightt
Hammer of Hephaestus
81
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:02:47 -
[362] - Quote
Alpha Lonefire wrote:Well complaining isn't going to fix anything guys and gals. Most players that complain must be young. Let us older ones tell you, waiting is it's own reward.
With that said, can't CCP just reload the server without the patch and fix the patch for tomorrows update?
Oh well, guess we'll just have to wait.
LOL dude your profile pic looks like the main actor in American sniper |
GibsonRSA
The Warp Core Stabilizers
Tactical Narcotics Team
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:02:54 -
[363] - Quote
These guys might have something to do with it.
The last kill on Tranquility>>> https://zkillboard.com/kill/47874834/ |
Mylena Kare
Space Warriors Alliance
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:03:16 -
[364] - Quote
Don't make me spend time with the wife! |
Lady Areola Fappington
2585
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:03:28 -
[365] - Quote
Kaoraku Shayiskhun wrote:
Yeah, put out a code what broke the whole game (and another game) is a pretty good work. And who the hell care what other devs and games do? We are here, and want to play THIS, not others.
And this "go away from your PC" is such a childish sentence...
In the ultimate grand scheme of your life, Eve being down for a few hours on a Wednesday really, honestly isn't that big a deal in the least.
I know we live in the entitlement "right now" generation, but seriously. There's nothing you can do to make Eve come back online faster, the issue is being worked on as we speak.
As Mom used to say, "****** happens". If this few hours of extra downtime is the worst thing to happen to you in your entire life, then I seriously envy you.
7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY?
No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided.
--Eve New Player Guide
|
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
35
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:03:39 -
[366] - Quote
Kasi Briccius wrote:I blame CCP Fozzie! Drink!
ouchies! my liver :P |
Cervix Thumper
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
49
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:03:57 -
[367] - Quote
Lucaz Verona wrote:Just Another wrote:Have you tried calling Tech support ? "Hello, this is pets 4 u, my name is Dave, how can I help you" CCP: "Yea, our hamster wheels seem to have broken"
http://i.imgur.com/H8ExcnZ.png |
Raven Pirkibo
Jameco Industries
The Big Dirty
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:04:04 -
[368] - Quote
Who forgot to feed the hamster this time?
It needs to be fed or it can't run in the wheel that makes the server go... |
Hoshi Nakumoto
X-Fleet Phantoms
The Sinful Legion
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:04:09 -
[369] - Quote
Trademaster Rob wrote:Really feel bad for the ausies
Why? we're just fine and dandy down here thanks
|
Just Another
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:04:15 -
[370] - Quote
Kalvai Corracks wrote:i dont know much about computer coding, but in my experience, stuff works when you hit it with a hammer.
This is not true, as my grandfather tried it on my brother years ago ... my brother never worked for him again |
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Luca Lure
Obertura
44
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:04:29 -
[371] - Quote
Fozzie-sof(t) kills hamsters.
GÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇò
The essence of the independent mind lies not in what it thinks, but in how it thinks.
|
Valkyrie Ragnor
9th Fleet
DreddedEvE
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:04:32 -
[372] - Quote
Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Shadowlightt wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Valkyrie Ragnor wrote:iv payed for this service and would just like to know about some compensation
i was just wondering im doing alot of work with bpos and i was going to ask can you send me a really cool bpo i know you guys work really hard and the game is fantastic i like what you doing with eve thank you very much and im looking forward to your response :) You should get a beer too :P LMFAO maybe some TEQUILA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Okay so As a rough estimate due to different currency etc; it's basically a penny an hour you're losing because of this extended DT. So you would like 3p compensation correct?
no just a really cool blueprint orig |
Spcius Patrouette
Mara's Hounds
The Volition Cult
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:04:35 -
[373] - Quote
Alpha Lonefire wrote:Well complaining isn't going to fix anything guys and gals. Most players that complain must be young. Let us older ones tell you, waiting is it's own reward.
With that said, can't CCP just reload the server without the patch and fix the patch for tomorrows update?
Oh well, guess we'll just have to wait.
i made this suggestion and falcon gave me attitude |
Jack Pickaloe
Rock Punchers Inc
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:04:52 -
[374] - Quote
CCP's Version of April fools in July...........
|
Ecolo
Highcouncil Private Holding
The Tsunami Collective
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:04:53 -
[375] - Quote
Nicolai Serkanner wrote:Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Nicolai Serkanner wrote:Skyrider Deathknight wrote:ela Ishikela wrote:i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?
this is joke?
Wait, there are people that still pay for eve?! wut Yes, and because they do you can play as well. Really i did not know that. Imagine what would happen if nobody paid ... it is simple really..
What would happen? Well, the plex price would skyrocket !
Ah wait it already did ;( |
Alexey Rumyancev
Catastrophe Assembly
Out of Sight.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:04:55 -
[376] - Quote
Still, a Gecko as a compensation would be awesome |
Kayou Aldeshaar
Dubius Praedator
Coalition of the Unfortunate
26
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:04:59 -
[377] - Quote
(This is an old one I did a few months ago...but I think I did alright with it)
Carry on my Iteron,
There'll be peace when your haul's done.
Lay your weary drives to rest,
Don't you warp no more.
Once I rose above the fights and explosions,
To get glimpse beyond this null system.
I was mining with my lasers, but Mercoxit makes me cry.
Though my alts could fight I still was a miner,
Cause my corp likes to move I still have a hauler.
I hear the mail pings even when I'm dreaming,
telling me to flee.
Carry on my Iteron,
There'll be peace when your haul's done.
Lay your weary drives to rest,
Don't you warp no more.
Masquerading as a man with a skill tree,
Most of my them are only trained up to three.
And if I claim to be a fighter,
It surely means that I won't haul.
On a stormy system of Sov fights,
Tossed about, ownership changes every night.
I set a course and drag my whole fortune,
Cause I hear the corp mails say.
Carry on my Iteron,
There'll be peace when your haul's done.
Lay your weary drives to rest,
Don't you warp no more, no!
Carry on,
You will always be hauling.
Carry on,
Nothing equals your holdings.
Now that your hold's no longer empty,
Surely scouters wait for you.
Carry on my Iteron,
There'll be peace when your haul's done.
Lay your weary drives to rest,
don't you fly,
Don't you warp no more,
No more! |
Pete Toxcal
White Zulu
Scorpion Federation
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:05:04 -
[378] - Quote
More than 3 hours downtime - looks not very professional.
Every change of software can be faulty but there must be a way to rollback to a working system. If I do this in my job, I didnt survive the day.
Maybe that some guys dont remember, that there are customers on the other side. |
Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:05:29 -
[379] - Quote
A guy finds his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house. He gives it a bath, blow dries its fur, and puts it back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?"
The guy stammers and says, "Um... no... what happened?"
The neighbor replies, "We found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him, someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There are some real sick people out there!" |
Rogue AI
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:05:33 -
[380] - Quote
Artenso Vestindal wrote:Actually i think their whole post was deleted(or disappeared) and made again
Hey, can you explain what you mean? I don't see what rule I broke |
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Thunder Wind
Team Miners INC.
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:05:43 -
[381] - Quote
Has anyone tried this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckIMuvumYrg
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Jaqen Ahai
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:05:48 -
[382] - Quote
Sneekeypete NZXT wrote:Epic failure in customer service right here. Paying for game time and not being able to access the server without any sort of compensation is theft imo.
LOL fruit loop |
Stvndog
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:06:04 -
[383] - Quote
https://zkillboard.com/kill/47868557/
Maybe oliver was so mad, he hacked EVE |
Ninhursaag Eridani
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:06:28 -
[384] - Quote
O. Now status is UNKNOWN. What doest it means? Noone knows. :) |
Illiander Aideron
Requiem Knowledge
Cede Nullis
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:06:36 -
[385] - Quote
Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:That explains it, they aren't using a real database...
Holy ****!
They are actually running this on a windows server?
Are they mad!?!?!?!? No wonder they need a daily downtime. They really do need to reboot their servers every day. Dayum.
I seriously thought everyone was sensible enough to at least put there servers on a solid OS (some form of UNIX) but apparently I was wrong...
No wonder they can't roll back. They might need to reinstall their OSs to fix this. Did microsoft issue one of their "unstoppable" patches yesterday? |
Dafarr Maul
Kenshin.
DARKNESS.
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:06:36 -
[386] - Quote
See EVE dose not want you to kill her, she will fight you to the bitter end.... but RIP EVE you're fight will not be enough :( |
freddy115
The Scope
Gallente Federation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:06:48 -
[387] - Quote
i run game servers, Not as wazoo as eve would run on, however when i make changed i keep a backup of just before. The change fails... i back up and figure it out on a TEST SERVER. Then my players are out maybe half an hour. This isnt that hard of a concept to grasp i wouldnt think as i dont make money off my game servers and even i know this... |
battle Barviainen
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:06:49 -
[388] - Quote
someone needs to get a inspect spray can and spray the bugs off the hamsters |
Artenso Vestindal
Dark Flames of Amarr
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:07:21 -
[389] - Quote
Alexey Rumyancev wrote:Still, a Gecko as a compensation would be awesome
just no... no compensations in limited edition stuff... On the other hand... full set of Khanid skins would be nice |
Xenia Ilchenka
South Mining Guild
The Esoteric Order of Dagon.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:07:23 -
[390] - Quote
This is bullshit. I want a free month of subscription |
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Zodeac
Multiplex Gaming
The Bastion
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:07:37 -
[391] - Quote
Sounds like a perfect time to start Eve 2 |
NightmareX
Lakagigar
629
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:07:40 -
[392] - Quote
I know alot of peoples doesn't like to hear this because of jealousness and because so many likes it, but i'm gonna do some effort to make me a pizza and om nom nom nom it while waiting for the server to come online.
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/c4/c4d531301c13df499c7b2df4bc907a0dae196375b9d9f0c96fb83fe4e4709e43.jpg
Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:
1: Asteroid Madness
2: Clash of the Empires
3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama
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Jacabon Mere
What Could Go Wrong
Lethal Intent.
96
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:07:58 -
[393] - Quote
I was looking for a good reason to not play eve this evening.
Capital Storm is recruiting Aussies for Lowsec pvp and money making. Join "Capital Storm Pub" channel ingame. www.capitalstorm.net
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Sneekeypete NZXT
Intergalactic Fight Club
Gentlemen's.Club
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:07:58 -
[394] - Quote
I wish my consulting firm had the same type of SLA response as CCP does to its customers. Yea we'll fix it when we figure out how to fix it. Until then go kick rocks (and thanks for your money).
I'd be losing clients and getting sued left and right. |
Ida Aurlien
Cerberus Federation Industrial Division
Gentlemen's.Parlor
64
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:07:59 -
[395] - Quote
lol someone hacked eve .... retaliation for Fozzie sov |
Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:07:59 -
[396] - Quote
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?
One hundred people who don't do ****. |
freddy115
The Scope
Gallente Federation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:08:03 -
[397] - Quote
Illiander Aideron wrote:Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:That explains it, they aren't using a real database... Holy ****! They are actually running this on a windows server? Are they mad!?!?!?!? No wonder they need a daily downtime. They really do need to reboot their servers every day. Dayum. I seriously thought everyone was sensible enough to at least put there servers on a solid OS (some form of UNIX) but apparently I was wrong... No wonder they can't roll back. They might need to reinstall their OSs to fix this. Did microsoft issue one of their "unstoppable" patches yesterday?
i run game servers on windows 2008 r2 and have 0 issues. Runs for weeks without restarts. Your Microsoftphobia is a bit misplaced i think. |
Tobias Acuerdo
Lone Star Liquidations Llc
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:08:07 -
[398] - Quote
And now, a word from our sponsors:
who blames |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
39
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:08:15 -
[399] - Quote
Ninhursaag Eridani wrote:O. Now status is UNKNOWN. What doest it means? Noone knows. :)
it means DRINK!
we should all know this by now :) |
Skyrider Deathknight
Insurrection
The Explicit Alliance
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:08:26 -
[400] - Quote
Hey CCP,
Not sure if you've noticed but the servers are down.
- I would like to sit here and legit tell you how to do your job despite not having a clue what the f*** i'm talking about.
- I would also like compensation for the last couple of hours of bitching I've had to do because said servers are down, which right now they still are down.
- Now lets talk free game time because outside actually being sunny right now isn't good for my complexion, and there are other people outside and someone turned concord off. This is unacceptable and I blame you guys for this too.
- What about free Geckos or a Gecko BPC because clearly 3 hours of DT is just that unacceptable that we must have this. Cough up please.
- I demand free stuff because i've wasted my time writing this post that people may or may not legit take serious because they actually went outside and became seriously deluded. This is CCP fault also.
Thanks
Sky |
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Brinn1125
The Scope
Gallente Federation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:08:30 -
[401] - Quote
Okay, everyone get out and push. |
Alexey Rumyancev
Catastrophe Assembly
Out of Sight.
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:08:47 -
[402] - Quote
Eve is dead right now due to ishtars nerf |
Damien Ghasha
Leap Technologies
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:08:51 -
[403] - Quote
Ooppss!!! Sorry!!! I kicked the cord out of the wall. I'll plug it back in. |
Vibiana
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
19
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:08:52 -
[404] - Quote
Stvndog wrote:Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot
Fozzie in the middle of this all!!! |
JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc
Brave Collective
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:08:57 -
[405] - Quote
Ninhursaag Eridani wrote:O. Now status is UNKNOWN. What doest it means? Noone knows. :)
It's the Schr+¦dinger's Server |
Llawa
UK Corp
RAZOR Alliance
21
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:09:21 -
[406] - Quote
freddy115 wrote:i run game servers, Not as wazoo as eve would run on, however when i make changed i keep a backup of just before. The change fails... i back up and figure it out on a TEST SERVER. Then my players are out maybe half an hour. This isnt that hard of a concept to grasp i wouldnt think as i dont make money off my game servers and even i know this...
Amazing insight, I bet CCP wish they had experts onboard. |
Fuzzy TheBear
Angels of Ptah
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:09:23 -
[407] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:MortarJim wrote:Stvndog wrote:for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!! i blame CCPFozzie Did you get more booze?
.. out of beer .. have to move on to rum ..
nothing like turning a disaster in a happy event , cheers |
Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:09:26 -
[408] - Quote
What is 6.9?
A really great thing ruined by a period. |
Henry Plantgenet
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
41
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:09:34 -
[409] - Quote
Xenia Ilchenka wrote:This is bullshit. I want a free month of subscription
free month subscription because you've been inconvenienced for 3 hours?
What is this america? |
Tipa Riot
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
914
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:09:41 -
[410] - Quote
Imagine, the database and all backups fail and stats, assets are reset back to 2003
I'm my own NPC alt.
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Aetran Molou
Carbon Thirty-Two
The Sinful Legion
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:09:42 -
[411] - Quote
An accurate depiction of the EVE community atm |
LTC Vuvovich
LTC Vuvovich Corporation
49
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:09:43 -
[412] - Quote
Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:(This is an old one I did a few months ago...but I think I did alright with it)
Carry on my Iteron,
There'll be peace when your haul's done.
Lay your weary drives to rest,
Don't you warp no more.
Once I rose above the fights and explosions,
To get glimpse beyond this null system.
I was mining with my lasers, but Mercoxit makes me cry.
Though my alts could fight I still was a miner,
Cause my corp likes to move I still have a hauler.
I hear the mail pings even when I'm dreaming,
telling me to flee.
Carry on my Iteron,
There'll be peace when your haul's done.
Lay your weary drives to rest,
Don't you warp no more.
Masquerading as a man with a skill tree,
Most of my them are only trained up to three.
And if I claim to be a fighter,
It surely means that I won't haul.
On a stormy system of Sov fights,
Tossed about, ownership changes every night.
I set a course and drag my whole fortune,
Cause I hear the corp mails say.
Carry on my Iteron,
There'll be peace when your haul's done.
Lay your weary drives to rest,
Don't you warp no more, no!
Carry on,
You will always be hauling.
Carry on,
Nothing equals your holdings.
Now that your hold's no longer empty,
Surely scouters wait for you.
Carry on my Iteron,
There'll be peace when your haul's done.
Lay your weary drives to rest,
don't you fly,
Don't you warp no more,
No more!
**** This aint Kansas anymore Dorothy ****
|
Valkyrie Ragnor
9th Fleet
DreddedEvE
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:09:44 -
[413] - Quote
can someone from ccp talk to me plz i just want to know if i can have a bpo for compensation it has been 3h since it was working this is abit of a joke i mean i love the game you guys need to know that
just let me know about the bpo plz that would be cool email me if you have too |
Sally Ann Anderson
The Scope
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:10:06 -
[414] - Quote
Once again the AUTZ gets screwed because of CCP have no idea what they are doing.
How about you do this crap in another timezone for once.
|
Hoshi Nakumoto
X-Fleet Phantoms
The Sinful Legion
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:10:07 -
[415] - Quote
Illiander Aideron wrote:Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:That explains it, they aren't using a real database... Holy ****! They are actually running this on a windows server? Are they mad!?!?!?!? No wonder they need a daily downtime. They really do need to reboot their servers every day. Dayum. I seriously thought everyone was sensible enough to at least put there servers on a solid OS (some form of UNIX) but apparently I was wrong... No wonder they can't roll back. They might need to reinstall their OSs to fix this. Did microsoft issue one of their "unstoppable" patches yesterday?
I must say Im a little amazed by this too....Linux/Unix would infinitely better IMHO |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
39
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:10:28 -
[416] - Quote
Fuzzy TheBear wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:MortarJim wrote:Stvndog wrote:for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!! i blame CCPFozzie Did you get more booze? .. out of beer .. have to move on to rum .. nothing like turning a disaster in a happy event , cheers
<3 |
Sean Roach
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:10:29 -
[417] - Quote
That'll teach me to drink milk while reading this thread.
I, literally, very nearly spewed chocolate milk all over my laptop.
Thumbs up.
Enslaved Mistress wrote:A guy finds his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house. He gives it a bath, blow dries its fur, and puts it back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?"
The guy stammers and says, "Um... no... what happened?"
The neighbor replies, "We found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him, someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There are some real sick people out there!"
|
Edriadriel Pashek
Useless Idea
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:10:33 -
[418] - Quote
Day off after night shift... servers down ;)
It must be karma...
Looking forward to see all changes U guys made through that DT
Good luck o7 |
TheTennant
Third Attention
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:10:35 -
[419] - Quote
Pete Toxcal wrote:More than 3 hours downtime - looks not very professional.
Every change of software can be faulty but there must be a way to rollback to a working system. If I do this in my job, I didnt survive the day.
Maybe that some guys dont remember, that there are customers on the other side.
Customers like you they can do without. bye |
Jeff Geoff
Phoenix Infernis
Affirmative.
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:10:50 -
[420] - Quote
My Health Service bowel screening kit has just arrived - now I can pass the time productively! |
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Keno Skir
744
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:11:00 -
[421] - Quote
freddy115 wrote:i run game servers, Not as wazoo as eve would run on, however when i make changed i keep a backup of just before. The change fails... i back up and figure it out on a TEST SERVER. Then my players are out maybe half an hour. This isnt that hard of a concept to grasp i wouldnt think as i dont make money off my game servers and even i know this...
You sound stupid right now. But you know that anyway ;)
Gùï> 30 Day Buddy Trial + ISK Bonus & Starting Assistance <Gùï
Feel free to contact me regarding my posts, or my 30 Day EvE Buddy Trials \o/
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Corey Mcbain
MUTED VOID
Takahashi Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:11:16 -
[422] - Quote
Have they tried switching it off and on again?
Also have they remembered to feed the space hamsters powering it, we tell corebloodbrothers to do this when hes having connection issues lol |
Steijn
Quay Industries
978
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:11:17 -
[423] - Quote
Sally Ann Anderson wrote:Once again the AUTZ gets screwed because of CCP have no idea what they are doing.
How about you do this crap in another timezone for once.
i dont think you need worry, this current 'crap' looks set to go through everyones TZ before its sorted. |
Eren Dante
Ancient Council
pwn-O-graphy
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:11:19 -
[424] - Quote
EvE is ONLINEEEEEE !!!  |
Larn Conner
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:11:21 -
[425] - Quote
Leonard "Bones" McCoy: *tricorder waved over body of hamster* It's dead, Jim. |
Pandion Swa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:11:39 -
[426] - Quote
Inject Real Life here! |
Chiana Dar'Ago
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:11:42 -
[427] - Quote
Have you tried jiggling the handle?
About giving it good *thump*
Is the power on?
I love it. Dam near 10 years of playing and still seeing the same issues.
Oh well I guess you'll comp me SOE LP and isk right? |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
39
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:11:57 -
[428] - Quote
Valkyrie Ragnor wrote:can someone from ccp talk to me plz i just want to know if i can have a bpo for compensation it has been 3h since it was working this is abit of a joke i mean i love the game you guys need to know that
just let me know about the bpo plz that would be cool email me if you have too
what bpo?
|
Needmore Longcat
Hoover Inc.
Pandemic Legion
238
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:11:59 -
[429] - Quote
thanks obama |
Illiander Aideron
Requiem Knowledge
Cede Nullis
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:12:05 -
[430] - Quote
freddy115 wrote:Illiander Aideron wrote:Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:That explains it, they aren't using a real database... Holy ****! They are actually running this on a windows server? Are they mad!?!?!?!? No wonder they need a daily downtime. They really do need to reboot their servers every day. Dayum. I seriously thought everyone was sensible enough to at least put there servers on a solid OS (some form of UNIX) but apparently I was wrong... No wonder they can't roll back. They might need to reinstall their OSs to fix this. Did microsoft issue one of their "unstoppable" patches yesterday? i run game servers on windows 2008 r2 and have 0 issues. Runs for weeks without restarts. Your Microsoftphobia is a bit misplaced i think.
Ahh, see, you run for "weeks" without restarts.
I consider running for *years* without restarts to be minimum competency.
Ever heard of "five nines of uptime"? That's the target, not mere weeks. |
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Annexe
I N E X T R E M I S
Circle-Of-Two
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:12:10 -
[431] - Quote
turns out.. I have other games on my computer to play while we wait :D
Annexe
ITAI - VIP
"i will pop your wreck with faction loot"
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Corraidhin Farsaidh
Farsaidh's Freeborn
1405
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:00 -
[432] - Quote
Here's a thought for those saying 'Use the backup/rollback'. They probably already did and it didn't fix it. This is where the support staff really start to earn there ISK.
As for SLA's I doubt there is a specific time listed in which any and all problems will be fixed as that is simply impossible to guarantee. They did however tell us of the problem within an hour and that is much better than ,any companies would do. |
JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc
Brave Collective
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:06 -
[433] - Quote
Sally Ann Anderson wrote:Once again the AUTZ gets screwed because of CCP have no idea what they are doing.
How about you do this crap in another timezone for once.
Servers are down for every TimeZone  |
Kalfar Chillar
The Minutemen
The Bastion
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:07 -
[434] - Quote
Eren Dante wrote:EvE is ONLINEEEEEE !!!
Leave now! Your kind does not belong here! |
Farah Hinken
Next Generation Umbrellas
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:08 -
[435] - Quote
Richard TheLordOfDance wrote:It's like the good old days all over again!
See you.... next week? :D |
Sneekeypete NZXT
Intergalactic Fight Club
Gentlemen's.Club
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:10 -
[436] - Quote
TheTennant wrote:Pete Toxcal wrote:More than 3 hours downtime - looks not very professional.
Every change of software can be faulty but there must be a way to rollback to a working system. If I do this in my job, I didnt survive the day.
Maybe that some guys dont remember, that there are customers on the other side. Customers like you they can do without. bye
Customers like you make me wonder why they don't require a license to procreate. |
Derath Ellecon
Blue Sun Exploration
Situation: Normal
2392
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:14 -
[437] - Quote
Did Windows 10 get released already? |
Wayne Caderu
Disciples of Aphrodite
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:15 -
[438] - Quote
guys, it's just internet spaceships, you payed for a month, server has been down for a few hours. wtf... |
hojo warrior
Original Sinners
The Bastion
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:25 -
[439] - Quote
Oh great ... come back from holiday and no eve.... i've been cold turkey for all these time and now more waiting .. i was hopping to get on line before i have to get back to work ... this is so fustrating that i pay for a game that i can't use.. i understand there can be issues but i thought that was the point of the test server ... test it on the test server before it screws up tranquility server.... |
Lady Areola Fappington
2585
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:36 -
[440] - Quote
freddy115 wrote:i run game servers, Not as wazoo as eve would run on, however when i make changed i keep a backup of just before. The change fails... i back up and figure it out on a TEST SERVER. Then my players are out maybe half an hour. This isnt that hard of a concept to grasp i wouldnt think as i dont make money off my game servers and even i know this...
Sometimes things blow up in such a way that you can't just roll back. You've got to fight your way through and fix it.
Maintaining a perfect 100% hot-swap backup of the Eve cluster is economically unfeasible. I really couldn't imagine the logistics required to hold a full copy of the Eve cluster in a near-constant duplicate state....and I really wouldn't want to pay the sub fee for that. Things start getting pricey when you start getting over three 9's of service guarantee in a complex system.
I work with an electronic medical record system for an ER for my day job, and even THAT isn't 100% hot-swappable in backup.
7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY?
No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided.
--Eve New Player Guide
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Dan Ravensbreath
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:42 -
[441] - Quote
Sally Ann Anderson wrote:Once again the AUTZ gets screwed because of CCP have no idea what they are doing.
How about you do this crap in another timezone for once.
You're in a penal colony, be happy you get sunshine and internet time at all.
Dan's your man! unless you need a girl, then Dan's just watching.
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Xenia Ilchenka
South Mining Guild
The Esoteric Order of Dagon.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:42 -
[442] - Quote
Free month for game being broken. Give it to me |
Corey Mcbain
MUTED VOID
Takahashi Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:54 -
[443] - Quote
Vibiana wrote:[quote=Stvndog]Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot
Thats not a drinking game its alcohol poisoning!!!
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Khiluale Zotakibe
Thermal Collision Consortium
20
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:14:05 -
[444] - Quote
Stvndog wrote:Stu Pendisdick wrote:"What Operating System is it?"
"Vista"
"We're Going To Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Come on, windows 95 or GTFO
It's a quote from the IT Crowd: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phStMmoXM6Q
Now on a more serious note CCP, have you tried turning it off and on again? |
Spcius Patrouette
Mara's Hounds
The Volition Cult
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:14:14 -
[445] - Quote
Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Hey CCP,
Not sure if you've noticed but the servers are down.
- I would like to sit here and legit tell you how to do your job despite not having a clue what the f*** i'm talking about.
- I would also like compensation for the last couple of hours of bitching I've had to do because said servers are down, which right now they still are down.
- Now lets talk free game time because outside actually being sunny right now isn't good for my complexion, and there are other people outside and someone turned concord off. This is unacceptable and I blame you guys for this too.
- What about free Geckos or a Gecko BPC because clearly 3 hours of DT is just that unacceptable that we must have this. Cough up please.
- I demand free stuff because i've wasted my time writing this post that people may or may not legit take serious because they actually went outside and became seriously deluded. This is CCP fault also.
Thanks
Sky
If outside is so awesome why arent you there instead of being in here bitching about people bitching?
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Ort Solette
Splitters of the Peoples Front of Judea
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:14:40 -
[446] - Quote
Never share a server with a Greek bank!! |
Taos D'Heretic
Applied Anarchy
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:14:46 -
[447] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Hey guys,
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
[/b]
The Hamster cloaked didnt he? |
Valkyrie Ragnor
9th Fleet
DreddedEvE
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:14:46 -
[448] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Valkyrie Ragnor wrote:can someone from ccp talk to me plz i just want to know if i can have a bpo for compensation it has been 3h since it was working this is abit of a joke i mean i love the game you guys need to know that
just let me know about the bpo plz that would be cool email me if you have too what bpo?
any thing just a really cool one |
Absent Sworn
Lamprey Systems
Shoot 2 Thrill
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:14:55 -
[449] - Quote
Go play some Space Run
May your mushrooms always be sautéed and your onions always be grilled.
Not Sworn Absent since 2009
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Vince Prince
Equitable Holdings
The Explicit Alliance
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:14:56 -
[450] - Quote
JFKen Imperia wrote:Ninhursaag Eridani wrote:O. Now status is UNKNOWN. What doest it means? Noone knows. :) It's the Schr+¦dinger's Server Hmmm so is Eve Dead and Alive at the same time?
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Lychnis
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:15:21 -
[451] - Quote
Then,, to be acquired Gecko? |
Emma Verondi
MSE-corp
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:15:22 -
[452] - Quote
99 little bugs int he code
"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
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Shadowlightt
Hammer of Hephaestus
81
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:15:34 -
[453] - Quote
F**K IM GOING TO MISS THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF JITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Kris Bishop
A Dramatic Turn Of Events
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:15:40 -
[454] - Quote
Another cluster bites the dust... |
Alden Radd
Space Warriors Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:15:54 -
[455] - Quote
Holy Crap, Batman! It's lints in the servers!! |
Stvndog
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:15:56 -
[456] - Quote
Eren Dante wrote:EvE is ONLINEEEEEE !!!
LIES! |
Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:16:08 -
[457] - Quote
A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.
When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?" |
Skyrider Deathknight
Insurrection
The Explicit Alliance
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:16:11 -
[458] - Quote
Spcius Patrouette wrote:Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Hey CCP,
Not sure if you've noticed but the servers are down.
- I would like to sit here and legit tell you how to do your job despite not having a clue what the f*** i'm talking about.
- I would also like compensation for the last couple of hours of bitching I've had to do because said servers are down, which right now they still are down.
- Now lets talk free game time because outside actually being sunny right now isn't good for my complexion, and there are other people outside and someone turned concord off. This is unacceptable and I blame you guys for this too.
- What about free Geckos or a Gecko BPC because clearly 3 hours of DT is just that unacceptable that we must have this. Cough up please.
- I demand free stuff because i've wasted my time writing this post that people may or may not legit take serious because they actually went outside and became seriously deluded. This is CCP fault also.
Thanks
Sky If outside is so awesome why arent you there instead of being in here bitching about people bitching?
I suppose you caught on perfectly to the sarcasm and irony instilled in that post. |
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Farsaidh's Freeborn
1405
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:16:12 -
[459] - Quote
Taos D'Heretic wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Hey guys,
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
[/b] The Hamster cloaked didnt he?
Nope, he went AFW and CODE got him... |
captain Atruin
Lonestalker
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:16:13 -
[460] - Quote
I WANT FREE SP I WANT FREE SP |
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Freedom Tea
Industrialists Association
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:16:56 -
[461] - Quote
Whilst everyone is in this thread waiting and arguing and things, can you help me with my SNI for level 4 missions against Guristas.
I like buffer tanking with high shield HP and Resists, at the moment with skills the kinetic is up to like 92% or something which is lovely.
What could I change to improve it?
Was thinking of removing the MWD and replacing with a TP but the little drones do quite well against frigates.
Also I notice some people dont have the drone high slot, they put in a cap drainer instead. Why?
Would a smart bomb be better?
Not too interested in losing tank slots, it does ok and i'm a bit ****.
http://eve.battleclinic.com/view_loadout.php?id=72621 |
Alicia Star-Runner
Expansive Mining and Industral Engineering
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:17:03 -
[462] - Quote
Shadowlightt wrote:F**K IM GOING TO MISS THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF JITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, this one made me smile. Well done. |
Yimarra
the shadow republic
Hams United
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:17:04 -
[463] - Quote
Anyone else find it funny ppl bitching for others to go outside during downtime, when they themselves have nothing better to do than ***** at the ppl who are complaining..
Who is the bigger fool.. The Fool, or the fool who follows him..lol |
Artenso Vestindal
Dark Flames of Amarr
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:17:08 -
[464] - Quote
Corey Mcbain wrote:Vibiana wrote:[quote=Stvndog]Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot Thats not a drinking game its alcohol poisoning!!!
come to Czech Republic, live with us for few months and you will get used to that... Or even better, Russia, those guys are undrunkable |
Drabbin Mishi
Excognative Ignorance
Short Bus Syndicate
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:17:13 -
[465] - Quote
It's obvious what happened:
CCP didn't rat up the index on the server room - and someone came and Entosis'ed it during downtime. |
Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope
Gallente Federation
286
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:17:18 -
[466] - Quote
CCP, a compensation in mead would be appreciated! A keg would be ok. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
40
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:17:34 -
[467] - Quote
Alicia Star-Runner wrote:Shadowlightt wrote:F**K IM GOING TO MISS THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF JITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, this one made me smile. Well done.
Me too! |
Executioner Zateki
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:17:47 -
[468] - Quote
don't need game time, 50m sp will do thanks |
Chiana Dar'Ago
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:17:53 -
[469] - Quote
Illiander Aideron wrote:freddy115 wrote:Illiander Aideron wrote:Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:That explains it, they aren't using a real database... Holy ****! They are actually running this on a windows server? Are they mad!?!?!?!? No wonder they need a daily downtime. They really do need to reboot their servers every day. Dayum. I seriously thought everyone was sensible enough to at least put there servers on a solid OS (some form of UNIX) but apparently I was wrong... No wonder they can't roll back. They might need to reinstall their OSs to fix this. Did microsoft issue one of their "unstoppable" patches yesterday? i run game servers on windows 2008 r2 and have 0 issues. Runs for weeks without restarts. Your Microsoftphobia is a bit misplaced i think. Ahh, see, you run for "weeks" without restarts. I consider running for *years* without restarts to be minimum competency. Ever heard of "five nines of uptime"? That's the target, not mere weeks.
Stop it your going to hurt there feelings. You know the system has to be restarted daily. They haven't gotten to 2 "9's". |
Eren Dante
Ancient Council
pwn-O-graphy
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:18:00 -
[470] - Quote
Kalfar Chillar wrote:Eren Dante wrote:EvE is ONLINEEEEEE !!! Leave now! Your kind does not belong here!
You make me sad. Like the EvE Online Offline make you sad. |
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Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:18:10 -
[471] - Quote
what the...?
I turn away for a few minutes and the thread grew by 10 pages!
This is madness! |
Arcy Tander
Of Corsets a Corp
Slightly Sexual
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:18:21 -
[472] - Quote
Ahhh yes, this again.
Complain about the downtime = whiner.
Lecture the complainers about their complaining = fanboi.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Its hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they take things literally.
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Alexey Rumyancev
Catastrophe Assembly
Out of Sight.
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:18:30 -
[473] - Quote
captain Atruin wrote:I WANT FREE SP I WANT FREE SP
gimme gimme |
Cruz Wolf
United Wolfs Nations
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:18:32 -
[474] - Quote
Well ain't this a pickle!
As a former software dev and executive I feel for the CCP boys atm. So many things can go wrong. Yup things were likely missed in test. Yup you can expect issues after updates. Yup when you host a service that has 10's of thousands of users you can bet there will be nasties that pop up from time to time. It sucks, but I am pretty sure after 13 years of doing this the chaps at CCP know what they are doing and will have our darling Eve back up soon.
So go give your wife a kiss, or your kids some time or get back to work because that time sucking b**ch Eve will be calling you soon!
Fly dangerous peeps! |
Sally Ann Anderson
The Scope
Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:18:52 -
[475] - Quote
Wargaming Don't seem to have these problems ----- Just say'n |
fl0pski
Dark Buddha Rising
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:19:13 -
[476] - Quote
I'm tired of staring at the ceiling. |
Sean Roach
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:19:16 -
[477] - Quote
Pandion Swa wrote:Inject Real Life here!
I don't have the prerequisite skills high enough yet.
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Ran Timor
Timor Expedited Shipping Venture
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:19:17 -
[478] - Quote
Pull me finger for a wee bit of dram whiskey!!Them codes will be in focus! |
Sexy Cakes
Have A Seat
945
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:19:20 -
[479] - Quote
I demand a Ragnarok as restitution for this appalling display of internetz.
Not today spaghetti.
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Haulbot X-9917
PISHI Industrial
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:19:26 -
[480] - Quote
Hi Kassa o/ |
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Artenso Vestindal
Dark Flames of Amarr
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:19:40 -
[481] - Quote
Jacques d'Orleans wrote:CCP, a compensation in mead would be appreciated! A keg would be ok.
That would be the best compensation ever! |
madhatta18
Prime Forces
The Methodical Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:19:45 -
[482] - Quote
hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this |
Shadowlightt
Hammer of Hephaestus
83
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:20:06 -
[483] - Quote
http://www.iheart.com/live/995-the-wolf-5525/
listen to this while you guys wait |
Elsa Hayes
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
100
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:20:11 -
[484] - Quote
Dear CCP,
Did you delete boot.ini? AGAIN?
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Yunii
Black Serpent Technologies
Black Legion.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:20:19 -
[485] - Quote
How about revert back to last weeks patch and fix this Failzie sov on QA servers ?
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Nallor
N and N Shipping
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:20:26 -
[486] - Quote
Just a possible solition :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKZNBr9raFs |
LTC Vuvovich
LTC Vuvovich Corporation
50
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:20:35 -
[487] - Quote
In all fairness to CCP, before today I did not know there existed a third server status in the Eve Launcher as (UNKNOWN)... most befitting isnt it?
STATUS = UNKNOWN
PROBLEM = UNKNOWN
SOLUTION = UNKNOWN |
Kalfar Chillar
The Minutemen
The Bastion
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:20:50 -
[488] - Quote
Datu Agimat wrote:what the...? I turn away for a few minutes and the thread grew by 10 pages! This is madness!
Don't blink! Blink and you're dead! |
Astro Agnon
Synapse.
Empyreus
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:21:22 -
[489] - Quote
Ok, that was cute |
Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
21
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:21:23 -
[490] - Quote
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion.
God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and she will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and she will freely give love and compassion whenever needed."
Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?" |
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Intel Channel Broken
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:21:23 -
[491] - Quote
I love these threads!!
CCP has been doing pretty well on most patch days and this hasn't happened in a while.
:popcorn:
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Epentix
The Liberatos Corporation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:21:38 -
[492] - Quote
freddy115 wrote:Illiander Aideron wrote:Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:That explains it, they aren't using a real database... Holy ****! They are actually running this on a windows server? Are they mad!?!?!?!? No wonder they need a daily downtime. They really do need to reboot their servers every day. Dayum. I seriously thought everyone was sensible enough to at least put there servers on a solid OS (some form of UNIX) but apparently I was wrong... No wonder they can't roll back. They might need to reinstall their OSs to fix this. Did microsoft issue one of their "unstoppable" patches yesterday? i run game servers on windows 2008 r2 and have 0 issues. Runs for weeks without restarts. Your Microsoftphobia is a bit misplaced i think.
hmmm, 2008R2 is fine, but 2008 is not supported anymore (mainstream anyways) as of january 2015.
Calling Microsoft won't help anymore
any MSCE 2008 out there to help them out? |
epicurus ataraxia
Z3R0 Return Mining Inc.
Illusion of Solitude
1746
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:21:50 -
[493] - Quote
Xanna Minator wrote:What's really happening is that CCP have only let Greek players on so they can mine enough to pay off their national debt
And give it to the isk doublers in Brussels
Again.
There is one EvE. Many people. Many lifestyles. WE are EvE
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
40
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:22:05 -
[494] - Quote
Intel Channel Broken wrote:I love these threads!!
CCP has been doing pretty well on most patch days and this hasn't happened in a while.
:popcorn:
and beer :)
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Alicia Star-Runner
Expansive Mining and Industral Engineering
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:22:05 -
[495] - Quote
Yimarra wrote:Anyone else find it funny ppl bitching for others to go outside during downtime, when they themselves have nothing better to do than ***** at the ppl who are complaining..
Who is the bigger fool.. The Fool, or the fool who follows him..lol
The answer is both, but it is pretty amusing none the less. |
Llawa
UK Corp
RAZOR Alliance
22
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:22:09 -
[496] - Quote
If this forum had a downvote option I would be a lot more active here.
Reddit is like a calm, limpid pool of reason in comparison |
Zaphod Hawke
Hoplite Brigade
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:22:33 -
[497] - Quote
This seems like a good time to go back to a sane release cycle. |
Chloe Redfield
Shifting Sands Trader Cartel
Bleak Horizon Alliance.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:22:41 -
[498] - Quote
Goldie Foxx wrote:give us bonus SP!!!!
Yes . . YES . . . So much Yes
Give us Bonus SP . . . |
Shadowlightt
Hammer of Hephaestus
83
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:22:44 -
[499] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Intel Channel Broken wrote:I love these threads!!
CCP has been doing pretty well on most patch days and this hasn't happened in a while.
:popcorn:
and beer :)
And country music http://www.iheart.com/live/995-the-wolf-5525/ |
DJ Dunewolf
Eve Radio Corporation
Eve Radio Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:22:49 -
[500] - Quote
Well - im currently doing a show with http://eve-radio.com/ for all those interested and in hopes of the server gurus/monkeys/hamsters being able to focus a bit more with thumping music!
Feel free to tune in and enjoy the "extended downtime show"
:)
<3
Dunewolf |
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Beanhead2
The Bean Consortium
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:22:50 -
[501] - Quote
dor amwar wrote:mufe mufetski wrote:This calls for free SP :-) has this ever happened?
No |
Spcius Patrouette
Mara's Hounds
The Volition Cult
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:22:51 -
[502] - Quote
Not sure why falcon isnt adding updates to the bottom of the thread as well as the top
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING |
Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope
Gallente Federation
286
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:22:56 -
[503] - Quote
Elsa Hayes wrote:Dear CCP,
Did you delete boot.ini? AGAIN?
Do IBM 650's have boot.ini's?
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Phantom1250
EVE-RO
Fidelas Constans
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:23:03 -
[504] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
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JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc
Brave Collective
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:23:12 -
[505] - Quote
Elsa Hayes wrote:Dear CCP,
Did you delete boot.ini? AGAIN?
Ahah !!! Maybe there is a floppy disk in the drive.... |
captain Atruin
Lonestalker
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:23:16 -
[506] - Quote
Chloe Redfield wrote:Goldie Foxx wrote:give us bonus SP!!!! Yes . . YES . . . So much Yes Give us Bonus SP . . .
GIVE ME NOW FREEEEEEE SP |
Ecolo
Highcouncil Private Holding
The Tsunami Collective
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:23:29 -
[507] - Quote
madhatta18 wrote:hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this
Plz go suck a lollipop.!
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Gimme Sake
State War Academy
Caldari State
195
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:23:38 -
[508] - Quote
fl0pski wrote:I'm tired of staring at the ceiling.
Keep doing it, after a while the ceiling will stare back at you.
"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
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Estri Eomira
Perkone
Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:23:46 -
[509] - Quote
I am done with my household ...
What to do now? \o/ |
Skyrider Deathknight
Insurrection
The Explicit Alliance
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:23:57 -
[510] - Quote
Alicia Star-Runner wrote:Yimarra wrote:Anyone else find it funny ppl bitching for others to go outside during downtime, when they themselves have nothing better to do than ***** at the ppl who are complaining..
Who is the bigger fool.. The Fool, or the fool who follows him..lol The answer is both, but it is pretty amusing none the less.
OP Aren't you just bitching about the bitchers bitching about bitching? And yes that's me bitching about the bitcher whos bitching about the bitching of the bitchers. |
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Raymond Barber
The Amarr Republic
Primal Ascendancy
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:24:07 -
[511] - Quote
CRAP!!! I passed out at the keyboard and when I woke (actually my son woke me) I see that the server is STILL down. Is there any light at the end of the tunnel? |
Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
21
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:24:11 -
[512] - Quote
Adam and Eve were facing one another when Adam got his first erection. The two watched, astonished, until Adam suddenly exclaimed, "Move aside -- I don't know how far it's gonna go." |
Sean Roach
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:24:16 -
[513] - Quote
JFKen Imperia wrote:Sally Ann Anderson wrote:Once again the AUTZ gets screwed because of CCP have no idea what they are doing.
How about you do this crap in another timezone for once.
Servers are down for every TimeZone
She means, how about doing it so it inconveniences a different "prime time". I mean, it's mid-morning here. I only noticed the extended downtime because I was going to log in and make a quick adjustment before going to work.
That is a fair point. I benefit greatly from DT always occurring during the AM. Of course, I'm also, PROBABLY in the largest single demographic that plays this game, North Americans.
I, for one, would be okay with DT being determined each time by a roll of the dice. Or on a rotation.
Of course, the techs who like having regular hours might not feel so enthusiastic. |
Electra Magnetic
Echelon Research
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
31
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:24:25 -
[514] - Quote
Stomp Mongo wrote:Electra Magnetic wrote:I dont want excuses, I just want free skill points. I want a Million dollars and carload of spending money. Ain't neither one of us getting what we want. But look on the bright side If the server is down for an entire 12 hours You are only out .25 frickin cents USD. Oh, and your poor lost monopoly money.
actually, if the server is down for a few hours they credit everyone's account with a full day of subscription, and skill point hand outs have been a thing in the past when the server has been down for extended time. So no, I'm not losing anything besides time to hunt down big mouth twits like you in game. |
Orob Ninebands
Multiplex Gaming
The Bastion
26
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:24:44 -
[515] - Quote
To all the people complaining in this thread, shut your holes and go get lives.
"Gimme SP!"
"I'm losing ISK!"
Its so freaking annoying that I am in a community with so many little babies who cry at everything and act like they live entitled lives.
Personally, I hope CCP loses your accounts, you pathetic little *****-baby whiners. |
Laci
Lethal Agentrunner Concord Incinerator
33
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:24:57 -
[516] - Quote
EVE Server status: Unknown
The Complete Guide to the EVE Universe www.isktheguide.com
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Duo ZeroSeven
Angels and Devils
Hams United
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:24:59 -
[517] - Quote
I'm a programming student in the making, 2nd year starting Monday.
I understand mistakes happen and code doesn't always function as anticipated, but my understanding of that would be on an amazingly different level to the professionals at CCP haha.
But what I do understand more than anything is you're doing what you can, and I really appreciate it, and look forward to hearing about what the problem turns out to be :)
Thank you for constantly evolving an amazing game, and I understand hiccups are just part of the evolution, and a learning process for everyone involved :)
Cheers. |
Shadowlightt
Hammer of Hephaestus
83
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:25:02 -
[518] - Quote
Raymond Barber wrote:CRAP!!! I passed out at the keyboard and when I woke (actually my son woke me) I see that the server is STILL down. Is there any light at the end of the tunnel?
This music will keep you awake! http://www.iheart.com/live/995-the-wolf-5525/ |
captain Atruin
Lonestalker
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
17
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:25:34 -
[519] - Quote
Orob Ninebands wrote:To all the people complaining in this thread, shut your holes and go get lives.
"Gimme SP!"
"I'm losing ISK!"
Its so freaking annoying that I am in a community with so many little babies who cry at everything and act like they live entitled lives.
Personally, I hope CCP loses your accounts, you pathetic little *****-baby whiners.
i want free sp since i cant rat |
Slava Gagarin
Space Traffic Control
United Fleet
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:25:43 -
[520] - Quote
while client offline the drifters will conquer the world |
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Dave Foxingharr
Evian Industries
EVIAN NATION
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:25:45 -
[521] - Quote
I found a new game to play while waiting,, its called blinking, its pretty cool when u get the hang of it |
Sexy Cakes
Have A Seat
947
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:25:56 -
[522] - Quote
Orob Ninebands wrote:To all the people complaining in this thread, shut your holes and go get lives.
"Gimme SP!"
"I'm losing ISK!"
Its so freaking annoying that I am in a community with so many little babies who cry at everything and act like they live entitled lives.
Personally, I hope CCP loses your accounts, you pathetic little whiners.
Good, good.
Let the hate flow through you.
Not today spaghetti.
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Kalfar Chillar
The Minutemen
The Bastion
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:26:13 -
[523] - Quote
BRB, need to take a dump... Maybe it'll be up when I get back! |
KenFlorian
Jednota Inc
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:26:24 -
[524] - Quote
Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Elsa Hayes wrote:Dear CCP,
Did you delete boot.ini? AGAIN?
Do IBM 650's have boot.ini's?
Bill's legacy code IS pervasive. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
42
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:26:39 -
[525] - Quote
Ecolo wrote:madhatta18 wrote:hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this Plz go suck a lollipop.!
Can i have a lollipop?
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Gimme Sake
State War Academy
Caldari State
195
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:26:40 -
[526] - Quote
Raymond Barber wrote:CRAP!!! I passed out at the keyboard and when I woke (actually my son woke me) I see that the server is STILL down. Is there any light at the end of the tunnel?
Nope, the railroad maintenance workers are on strike today.
"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
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DDymus
DDymus Corporation
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:26:50 -
[527] - Quote
Sally Ann Anderson wrote:Wargaming Don't seem to have these problems ----- Just say'n
i kinda painted half of army during this ) |
Orob Ninebands
Multiplex Gaming
The Bastion
27
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:05 -
[528] - Quote
captain Atruin wrote:Orob Ninebands wrote:To all the people complaining in this thread, shut your holes and go get lives.
"Gimme SP!"
"I'm losing ISK!"
Its so freaking annoying that I am in a community with so many little babies who cry at everything and act like they live entitled lives.
Personally, I hope CCP loses your accounts, you pathetic little *****-baby whiners. i want free sp since i cant rat
Because you are a little baby who can't rat, and obviously you are entitled to it. Get a life dude. |
terrahell
Dom Spokojnej Starosci - CBC Retirement Island
MOSTLY AFK
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:10 -
[529] - Quote
WTF
We are paying for this game...!!! |
Spcius Patrouette
Mara's Hounds
The Volition Cult
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:14 -
[530] - Quote
Sean Roach wrote:JFKen Imperia wrote:Sally Ann Anderson wrote:Once again the AUTZ gets screwed because of CCP have no idea what they are doing.
How about you do this crap in another timezone for once.
Servers are down for every TimeZone She means, how about doing it so it inconveniences a different "prime time". I mean, it's mid-morning here. I only noticed the extended downtime because I was going to log in and make a quick adjustment before going to work. That is a fair point. I benefit greatly from DT always occurring during the AM. Of course, I'm also, PROBABLY in the largest single demographic that plays this game, North Americans. I, for one, would be okay with DT being determined each time by a roll of the dice. Or on a rotation. Of course, the techs who like having regular hours might not feel so enthusiastic.
I saw a graph recently of concurrent players logged in which suggested DT should be shifted back ~3 hours. ill try to find it |
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Jack Pickaloe
Rock Punchers Inc
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:15 -
[531] - Quote
 stagger stagger roll roll roll crawl crawl stagger crawl roll walk stagger fall crawl roll roll stagger stagger roll (picks up mouse finds bottle of vodka) stagger stagger click?
Uh oh... um eh... what happened? |
KenFlorian
Jednota Inc
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:17 -
[532] - Quote
Kalfar Chillar wrote:BRB, need to take a dump... Maybe it'll be up when I get back!
TLI = too little information |
Daemun Khanid
Sanctus Imperialis
117
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:18 -
[533] - Quote
" AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE"
Best update ever.
Daemun of Khanid
"AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE"- CCP Falcon
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Nanuet Darair
Wayward Chickens
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:28 -
[534] - Quote
Still no new news? And yeah a gift would be appreciated _-_ |
Kasi Briccius
MORDUS DEMONS
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:30 -
[535] - Quote
Enslaved Mistress wrote:Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion.
God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and she will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and she will freely give love and compassion whenever needed."
Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
G*D was Jewish, so the real answer to the question was, "You're lucky I give you anything at all. What? You think this is easy? Look at you! Like you're such a prize! I spend all my time coming up with fun ideas and this is the thanks I get? You just wait young man! And put some clothes on! What is the matter with you?" |
Chakra Buddhas
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:30 -
[536] - Quote
do you see all these unpatience & etc ?! .. all these & the same things you do in your bedrooms |
Sean Roach
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:35 -
[537] - Quote
Alden Radd wrote:Holy Crap, Batman! It's lints in the servers!!
That'd do it, but it would usually take a few hours of uptime for the reduced airflow to be a factor. |
Jaqen Ahai
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:48 -
[538] - Quote
Ecolo wrote:madhatta18 wrote:hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this Plz go suck a lollipop.!
He can't afford a lollipop he pays real money to play eve... |
Etomo
Exoterra Industrialists
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:28:09 -
[539] - Quote
Can't y'all just role it back to when it worked before and then fix the fix on another server?
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Eren Dante
Ancient Council
pwn-O-graphy
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:28:19 -
[540] - Quote
terrahell wrote:WTF
We are paying for this game...!!!
But you Mostly AFK... |
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Tony Lennelluc
Dragons of Stone and Steel
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:28:25 -
[541] - Quote
I see lots of people complaining about 1 little bit of downtime ... hows about words of encouragement for the amazing people at eve from what ive read its been years since a major issue ! can anyone claim that of their ISP ? bank ? or work network ? so lets give the folks at eve their due and congratulate them on the LACK of downtime and instead of freaking on them
say thank you for the many many 100's of hours of awesome gameplay and yes before someone whines I do pay to play ! so is this costing me a bit of money maybe but I get many hours of awesome gameplay a month for a great price ! costs me less to play eve than it does to take got the movies with the mrs !
so ...
THANK YOU !!
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who donGÇÖt.
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Atry
Einherjar.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:28:41 -
[542] - Quote
I'm on holydays today and before leaving home I wanted to jump in my boosted clone ... Thanks CCP |
Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope
Gallente Federation
298
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:28:49 -
[543] - Quote
Raymond Barber wrote:CRAP!!! I passed out at the keyboard and when I woke (actually my son woke me) I see that the server is STILL down. Is there any light at the end of the tunnel?
Sure, there is a light at every end of a tunnel, it's called a locomotive.
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Masdren
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:28:50 -
[544] - Quote
Goldie Foxx wrote:give us bonus SP!!!!
This guy.....This guy right here has the right idea..
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JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc
Brave Collective
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:28:57 -
[545] - Quote
Slava Gagarin wrote:while client offline the drifters will conquer the world
OMG... you're right !! |
NightmareX
Lakagigar
633
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:29:00 -
[546] - Quote
terrahell wrote:WTF
We are paying for this game...!!!
Yeah, you pay for EVE while you sleep to. Want to get compensation for the lost game time while you sleep to, or :-) ?
Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:
1: Asteroid Madness
2: Clash of the Empires
3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama
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Executioner Zateki
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:29:07 -
[547] - Quote
Who wants free SP?
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Raymond Barber
The Amarr Republic
Primal Ascendancy
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:29:11 -
[548] - Quote
Shadowlightt wrote:Raymond Barber wrote:CRAP!!! I passed out at the keyboard and when I woke (actually my son woke me) I see that the server is STILL down. Is there any light at the end of the tunnel? This music will keep you awake! http://www.iheart.com/live/995-the-wolf-5525/
Nope, started to listen and my head hit the keyboard. Guess I am going to have take a dose of my meds to stay awake today. |
epicurus ataraxia
Z3R0 Return Mining Inc.
Illusion of Solitude
1748
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:29:17 -
[549] - Quote
For all those who are requesting something free? may I suggest mass Drifter spawn. Just because.
There is one EvE. Many people. Many lifestyles. WE are EvE
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captain Atruin
Lonestalker
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:29:25 -
[550] - Quote
Masdren wrote:Goldie Foxx wrote:give us bonus SP!!!! This guy.....This guy right here has the right idea..
AYYYYY |
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Gajo Facinus
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:29:33 -
[551] - Quote
Orob Ninebands wrote:To all the people complaining in this thread, shut your holes and go get lives.
"Gimme SP!"
"I'm losing ISK!"
Its so freaking annoying that I am in a community with so many little babies who cry at everything and act like they live entitled lives.
Personally, I hope CCP loses your accounts, you pathetic little whiners.
Don't know if I find whining about whining better...
And yes, I am absolutely whining about whining about whining |
Alcyone Codesmith
BOVRIL bOREers Mining CO-OP
RAZOR Alliance
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:30:02 -
[552] - Quote
Am sending an emergency shipment of blue pills to help you boys get it up. |
Alex Rax
The Stormcrows
Stella Nova
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:30:06 -
[553] - Quote
epicurus ataraxia wrote:For all those who are requesting something free? may I suggest mass Drifter spawn. Just because.
Nah just give the Circadian Sleepers smartbombs and make 'em aggressive |
Goldie Foxx
AirHogs
Zulu People
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:30:13 -
[554] - Quote
even sisi is down now :/ |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
42
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:30:21 -
[555] - Quote
Gajo Facinus wrote:Orob Ninebands wrote:To all the people complaining in this thread, shut your holes and go get lives.
"Gimme SP!"
"I'm losing ISK!"
Its so freaking annoying that I am in a community with so many little babies who cry at everything and act like they live entitled lives.
Personally, I hope CCP loses your accounts, you pathetic little whiners. Don't know if I find whining about whining better... I yes, I am absolutely whining about whining about whining
Drink twice plz :) |
Ryan Dallocort
The Scope
Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:30:23 -
[556] - Quote
Has anyone seen any updates since 1400?
The pinned post hasn't changed for 90 mins since those first few frequent updates. |
Sean Roach
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:30:25 -
[557] - Quote
Drabbin Mishi wrote:It's obvious what happened:
CCP didn't rat up the index on the server room - and someone came and Entosis'ed it during downtime.
Of COURSE they "Entosis'ed" it during downtime! The servers are invulnerable to entosis the rest of the time. |
Ran Timor
Timor Expedited Shipping Venture
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:30:29 -
[558] - Quote
My Shopping List for extended downtime compensation from CCP. free 5 mil SP, 1 bonus remap, 1 revenant bpc, dual character training and free exotic dancers. |
Lady Areola Fappington
2587
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:30:59 -
[559] - Quote
Kasi Briccius wrote:
G*D was Jewish, so the real answer to the question was, "You're lucky I give you anything at all. What? You think this is easy? Look at you! Like you're such a prize! I spend all my time coming up with fun ideas and this is the thanks I get? You just wait young man! And put some clothes on! What is the matter with you?"
You forgot "When am I going to get some grandchildren I'm not getting any younger! Listen you should go on a date with that nice girl down the street her father's a doctor!"
7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY?
No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided.
--Eve New Player Guide
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JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc
Brave Collective
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:31:06 -
[560] - Quote
Hands up if the Aegis theme is playing for hours in your headphones GÖ¬GÖ½GÖ¬GÖ¬GÖ½ |
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Sam Spock
The Arnold Connection
57
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:31:14 -
[561] - Quote
Every time I had a major system outage that could not be fixed quickly I had to use the bathroom rather badly. I would try and hold it until the server was back up. Finally I would just tell my boss that I will be back in a few min. Took care of business then came back to fix the problem in about 10 minutes.
That's what CCP needs to do. Use the bathroom.
Giving you Inconsistent grammar, speilling and Punct-uation since 1974!
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Vanilla Mooses
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
34
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:31:16 -
[562] - Quote
We told you FozzieSov would ruin EVE.
:-) |
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CCP Falcon
11820
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:31:17 -
[563] - Quote
CCP Falcon || EVE Universe Community Manager || @CCP_Falcon
Happy Birthday To FAWLTY7! <3
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Ezri Dax
The Organization of Fire and Steel
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:31:18 -
[564] - Quote
Anyone asking for free sp isn't even thinking ahead. Ask for a remap, it would be way more useful :P |
Duckslayer
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Snuffed Out
53
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:31:18 -
[565] - Quote
Welcome to White Knights and Wankers Weekly, with your host CCP Honesty. |
Sean Roach
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:31:26 -
[566] - Quote
Datu Agimat wrote:what the...? I turn away for a few minutes and the thread grew by 10 pages! This is madness!
No. This is EVE |
Gajo Facinus
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:31:56 -
[567] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Gajo Facinus wrote:Orob Ninebands wrote:To all the people complaining in this thread, shut your holes and go get lives.
"Gimme SP!"
"I'm losing ISK!"
Its so freaking annoying that I am in a community with so many little babies who cry at everything and act like they live entitled lives.
Personally, I hope CCP loses your accounts, you pathetic little whiners. Don't know if I find whining about whining better... I yes, I am absolutely whining about whining about whining Drink twice plz :)
unbelievable but that seems to be the reasonable thing to do now :-) |
Shadowlightt
Hammer of Hephaestus
83
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:32:12 -
[568] - Quote
JFKen Imperia wrote:Hands up if the Aegis theme is playing for hours in your headphones GÖ¬GÖ½GÖ¬GÖ¬GÖ½
I like my country music TEXAS FTW |
Epsilon911
InterSun Freelance
SONS of BANE
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:32:28 -
[569] - Quote
Just tried to login, I get the following error message....
" The authentication token provided by the launcher is of an invalid format. Please try again or contact EVE customer support"
Hopefully , IF the DEV's rollback TQ, they will rollback our launcher
Otherwise it will be a long day running repair.exe
Fingers crossed
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Velmahr
Evian Industries
EVIAN NATION
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:32:33 -
[570] - Quote
My client says, "starting up... (0 sec)" |
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CyPhiR
Full Spectrum Inc
Fidelas Constans
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:33:14 -
[571] - Quote
Tony Lennelluc wrote:I see lots of people complaining about 1 little bit of downtime ... hows about words of encouragement for the amazing people at eve from what ive read its been years since a major issue ! can anyone claim that of their ISP ? bank ? or work network ? so lets give the folks at eve their due and congratulate them on the LACK of downtime and instead of freaking on them
say thank you for the many many 100's of hours of awesome gameplay and yes before someone whines I do pay to play ! so is this costing me a bit of money maybe but I get many hours of awesome gameplay a month for a great price ! costs me less to play eve than it does to take got the movies with the mrs !
so ...
THANK YOU !!
I completely agree . .although inconvenient, everybody at CCP are always working hard to provide content and to keep this totally brilliant game running ... one breakdown every now and then doesnt deserve the responses being posted in this thread |
Darrien Blacke
Vashta Nerada.
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:33:22 -
[572] - Quote
Etomo wrote:Can't y'all just role it back to when it worked before and then fix the fix on another server?
That would require them to have saved the code from 2008 or earlier :P
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Raven Pirkibo
Jameco Industries
The Big Dirty
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:33:32 -
[573] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Did you fit damage control on the servers?
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fl0pski
Dark Buddha Rising
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:33:48 -
[574] - Quote
EVE just hasn't been the same since Pao has assumed supreme control over CCP. |
Mhowatt
Harbingers of Chaos Inc
Gentlemen's.Club
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:33:48 -
[575] - Quote
Yes Yes Yes
Remap please ... this would appease many I'm sure.
|
Sexy Cakes
Have A Seat
948
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:01 -
[576] - Quote
I always like to imagine extended downtime as godzilla and all of us as thousands of asian people panicking.
Not today spaghetti.
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Kayou Aldeshaar
Dubius Praedator
Coalition of the Unfortunate
35
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:03 -
[577] - Quote
I'm just gonna sit back, sip my Vanilla Coke, and enjoy my Peppermint Crisp while I watch the hatred spew back and forth. This is better than Jita local. |
Executioner Zateki
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:13 -
[578] - Quote
Ezri Dax wrote:Anyone asking for free sp isn't even thinking ahead. Ask for a remap, it would be way more useful :P
Nah, 50m SP would be WAY more useful |
Greg Keller
EVE University
Ivy League
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:18 -
[579] - Quote
Awsome. |
Tamajaq
Discoverings
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:22 -
[580] - Quote
This was CCP's morning
https://youtu.be/3jkBMcybZ8U |
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Azunai Celestus
Dragron Riders Inc
Parental Supervision.
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:22 -
[581] - Quote
I don't need free sp or anything like that, how about a broken entosis link for all players to redeem to mark the occasion?
Hope you guys don't get too brain fried finding the bug ha ha, good luck....i hope you get it sorted soon cleaning the house ain't fun, or cutting the lawn......omg save me |
Wur2e
High Priority Industries
Vengeful Swarm
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:24 -
[582] - Quote
Oh wait, before updating EvE worked???
I propose more drastic matters if all else fails!
Repair Toolkit
Works not only on Iphones but on servers too |
Intel Channel Broken
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:26 -
[583] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:CCP Falcon || EVE Universe Community Manager || @CCP_Falcon
They probably don't pay you enough to put up with us.
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Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:27 -
[584] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Ecolo wrote:madhatta18 wrote:hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this Plz go suck a lollipop.! Can i have a lollipop?
I wonder if alcoholic lollipops can be a thing... |
Aptiva Rin
Multiplex Gaming
The Bastion
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:27 -
[585] - Quote
Real Life almost got me today. Good thing I have boats installed. |
Ecolo
Highcouncil Private Holding
The Tsunami Collective
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:41 -
[586] - Quote
Jaqen Ahai wrote:Ecolo wrote:madhatta18 wrote:hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this Plz go suck a lollipop.! He can't afford a lollipop he pays real money to play eve...
OK .ok .ok....... Handing out lollipos,.... 1 per capsuleer ..sighs.....
If u dont like the taste: NO FREE SP, NO FREE GAME TIME AND NO MORE LOLLIPOPS!!!!
go suck a tomato...
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Kalfar Chillar
The Minutemen
The Bastion
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:48 -
[587] - Quote
Kalfar Chillar wrote:BRB, need to take a dump... Maybe it'll be up when I get back!
And that would be a no! |
Jack Pickaloe
Rock Punchers Inc
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:49 -
[588] - Quote
How do you upset an eve player?
Could not connect to the specified address. Odds are that you have not established an internet connection, the server isn't running, or the server address or port number was wrong. |
Cervix Thumper
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
49
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:53 -
[589] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Ecolo wrote:madhatta18 wrote:hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this Plz go suck a lollipop.! Can i have a lollipop?
you can have my lollipop.. hehe ;)
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Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
35
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:56 -
[590] - Quote
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a salesman. "Is there something in particular I can show you?" he asked.
"Yes, I want to buy a sexual sofa."
"You mean a sectional sofa," he suggested.
"Sectional, schmectional. All I want is an occasional piece in the living room." |
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Remyra Nark
The Kopanoi
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:35:08 -
[591] - Quote
Xanna Minator wrote:What's really happening is that CCP have only let Greek players on so they can mine enough to pay off their national debt
Hey, I should be in my retriever then! |
Hicksimus
Oblivion Incarnate
Sock Puppet Federation
662
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:35:15 -
[592] - Quote
Remember that time I warned you guys not to promote Tuxford because of the big red button incident. Well, atodaso.
Recruitment Officer: What type of a pilot are you?
Me: I've been described as a Ray Charles with Parkinsons and a drinking problem.
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Prone Sultur
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:35:18 -
[593] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Steijn wrote:another clusterf**k. Quite literally. We're working on it!
The Imperium has nothing to do with this!
And yes: Free SP! |
hojo warrior
Original Sinners
The Bastion
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:36:03 -
[594] - Quote
just think this time last week ... I was looking at hippo in a river... and a hyena wanted my steak at the camp |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:36:04 -
[595] - Quote
Kalfar Chillar wrote:Datu Agimat wrote:what the...? I turn away for a few minutes and the thread grew by 10 pages! This is madness! Don't blink! Blink and you're dead!
I think I just died..
Good thing I had my clone set up. |
Sagnon
Greysno
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:36:22 -
[596] - Quote
Bleep-Bloop! |
Jerusaleman
Southern Cross Incorporated
Flying Dangerous
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:36:32 -
[597] - Quote
Ecolo wrote:madhatta18 wrote:hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this Plz go suck a lollipop.!
So I bet when your internet goes down you just sit there and say, " Yer so what, I am sure it will be back on sometime this week!" Or do you call them up and ***** like feck? I personally get right on the phone and i always get reimbursed. If anyone says that's lame well I am sitting here wondering why on earth you would pass buy free stuff. (even though technically its not free as you paid for a service you never received.)
Man I thought you were ok until I read your trolling. |
Sam Spock
The Arnold Connection
58
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:36:37 -
[598] - Quote
Ok, so who downloaded Crypto Wall?!?!
Giving you Inconsistent grammar, speilling and Punct-uation since 1974!
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Stomp Mongo
Chemically Unbalanced
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:36:43 -
[599] - Quote
madhatta18 wrote:hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this
Yeah! what he tried to say while not only raping the English language but then turning around and murdering her afterwards! |
Darrien Blacke
Vashta Nerada.
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:37:01 -
[600] - Quote
FozzieSov went skynet and entosised the server, just saying |
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
43
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:37:07 -
[601] - Quote
Cervix Thumper wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Ecolo wrote:madhatta18 wrote:hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this Plz go suck a lollipop.! Can i have a lollipop? you can have my lollipop.. hehe ;)
sharing is gross *yuck* |
Orob Ninebands
Multiplex Gaming
The Bastion
27
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:37:15 -
[602] - Quote
Gajo Facinus wrote:Orob Ninebands wrote:To all the people complaining in this thread, shut your holes and go get lives.
"Gimme SP!"
"I'm losing ISK!"
Its so freaking annoying that I am in a community with so many little babies who cry at everything and act like they live entitled lives.
Personally, I hope CCP loses your accounts, you pathetic little whiners. Don't know if I find whining about whining better... And yes, I am absolutely whining about whining about whining
Not saying whining about whining is much better, I'd much rather punch the whiners in the mouth to shut them up, but sadly I can't do that.
And thank you, CCP, for this game. I enjoy it greatly, and I perfectly understand that sometimes things go wrong and you have to take some time to get it fixed. Any reasonable human being would understand that. Sadly, the playerbase is infested with little crybabies who are incapable of understanding that things happen. |
Razer Mamba
D4RK M00N
Void..
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:37:26 -
[603] - Quote
CCP announced the deployment of their new title.
It will be the sequel to the famous EVE ON-LINE
It was leaked today that the new Title for this would be ...
EVE OFF-LINE.... Wait....What? o.0
;) |
Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope
Gallente Federation
302
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:37:26 -
[604] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Ecolo wrote:madhatta18 wrote:hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this Plz go suck a lollipop.! Can i have a lollipop? I wonder if alcoholic lollipops can be a thing...
Have a look
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Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:37:46 -
[605] - Quote
Raven Pirkibo wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img] Did you fit damage control on the servers?
They probably forgot to turn it on after fitting |
Epentix
The Liberatos Corporation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:37:50 -
[606] - Quote
Ecolo wrote:Jaqen Ahai wrote:Ecolo wrote:madhatta18 wrote:hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this Plz go suck a lollipop.! He can't afford a lollipop he pays real money to play eve... OK .ok .ok....... Handing out lollipos,.... 1 per capsuleer ..sighs..... If u dont like the taste: NO FREE SP, NO FREE GAME TIME AND NO MORE LOLLIPOPS!!!! go suck a tomato...
can I have a tomato? |
Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
35
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:37:51 -
[607] - Quote
The wife of a politician goes in for her annual gynecological exam, and the doctor tells her she's pregnant.
She storms out of the office and calls her husband.
"You got me pregnant! How could you be so careless?"
After a moment of stunned silence, he replies, "Who is this?" |
Vince Prince
Equitable Holdings
The Explicit Alliance
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:37:54 -
[608] - Quote
Alcyone Codesmith wrote:Am sending an emergency shipment of blue pills to help you boys get it up. make sure to wash your hands after touching them! If you don't and you rub your eyes it will make you look hard!
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Bester Lamont
Sanford and Drones Mining Ltd.
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:37:54 -
[609] - Quote
I just skilled up hacking to level 2 if you guys uh, need any help. Did you try turning it off and back on again? |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
43
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:38:00 -
[610] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Ecolo wrote:madhatta18 wrote:hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this Plz go suck a lollipop.! Can i have a lollipop? I wonder if alcoholic lollipops can be a thing...
<3 |
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Dan Ravensbreath
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:38:01 -
[611] - Quote
This has ruined my day, I've had to do some work at work instead! Hopefully things will be back to normal by the time I get home :)
Dan's your man! unless you need a girl, then Dan's just watching.
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Mohoni
Shadows of Z'ha'dum
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:38:17 -
[612] - Quote
OMG we had 4 POCOs in reinforced mode from yesterday x.x we don't get reimbursed for the lost time x.x
we have to attack them again to put them back in reinforced if the server doesn't come back soon |
Wur2e
High Priority Industries
Vengeful Swarm
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:38:43 -
[613] - Quote
Some quotes of my favorite author: (D.Adams)
GÇ£A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.GÇ¥
GÇ£A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.GÇ¥
GÇ£If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.GÇ¥
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Quisarious
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:38:47 -
[614] - Quote
give me teamviewer id and password i fix dis ) |
Shadowlightt
Hammer of Hephaestus
83
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:38:49 -
[615] - Quote
The server is bleeding what is CCP doing to her!!!?!?!?!?
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Alexey Rumyancev
Catastrophe Assembly
Out of Sight.
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:39:02 -
[616] - Quote
Mohoni wrote: OMG we had 4 POCOs in reinforced mode from yesterday x.x we don't get reimbursed for the lost time x.x we have to attack them again to put them back in reinforced if the server doesn't come back soon
Eyep, a clear reason to give us free SP. |
madhatta18
Prime Forces
The Methodical Alliance
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:39:03 -
[617] - Quote
looks like the fucktards have won the fozy soft war the server is as good as a leaky bucket in the desert during a dust storm |
Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
35
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:39:12 -
[618] - Quote
Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 10 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 10 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away.
At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together."
Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?"
The priest replied, "I mean her legs." |
Tobias Acuerdo
Lone Star Liquidations Llc
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:39:13 -
[619] - Quote
Best explanation I've seen yet! |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:39:18 -
[620] - Quote
Epentix wrote:Ecolo wrote:Jaqen Ahai wrote:Ecolo wrote:madhatta18 wrote:hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this Plz go suck a lollipop.! He can't afford a lollipop he pays real money to play eve... OK .ok .ok....... Handing out lollipos,.... 1 per capsuleer ..sighs..... If u dont like the taste: NO FREE SP, NO FREE GAME TIME AND NO MORE LOLLIPOPS!!!! go suck a tomato... can I have a tomato?
I'd rather have a Tornado |
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Fuzzy TheBear
Angels of Ptah
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:39:18 -
[621] - Quote
to Devs
What is plan B ? .. plan A is fubar , obviously What's the disaster recovery procedure ? Are there emergency procedures in place / in the books ? What's the plan when you hit the wall ?
And to add to the " rotating downtimes " comment earlier , it would make sense ,in fairness to all players to implement a 1 hour shift a day in the downtime so everyone has equal evening access .. Australians must be ripping their hairs off .
Lemon time for a double ^^
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Tony Lennelluc
Dragons of Stone and Steel
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:39:31 -
[622] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Ecolo wrote:madhatta18 wrote:hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this Plz go suck a lollipop.! Can i have a lollipop? I wonder if alcoholic lollipops can be a thing...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/23/beer-and-wine-flavored-lo_n_5198135.html
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who donGÇÖt.
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Taos D'Heretic
Applied Anarchy
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:39:46 -
[623] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
[/b]
THE HAMSTER DECLOAKED!!!! THEY FOUND HIM! |
Margarite Poletti
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:39:49 -
[624] - Quote
Timomantis Nabali wrote:Stvndog wrote:Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot Every time someone asks for compensation.... take a shot!
you would die of liver poisoning! |
Li3s
oranje bv
ORANJE NV
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:39:59 -
[625] - Quote
There is so much drama in the air, you see.
It is kinda hard to be Li3(s)
Hey CCP....you have been doing a great job, for years...you'll fix it...I'm sure!
But hey, this sucks...you must feel bad. As bad as I feel when I get podded.
You have just been warp scrambled!
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Pandion Swa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:40:04 -
[626] - Quote
2 more hours till server is back online. the hamsters are still on their mating ritual. |
Ogrim Maerquin
Hoplite Brigade
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:40:10 -
[627] - Quote
I think its not CCP's fault but it is their server.. so i think they must give every account 1 free PLEX |
Spcius Patrouette
Mara's Hounds
The Volition Cult
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:40:11 -
[628] - Quote
So much sucking up to the devs in this thread. complaining about a service you pay for being unavailable when you want to use it doesnt make you cancer. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
43
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:40:40 -
[629] - Quote
Fuzzy TheBear wrote:to Devs
What is plan B ? .. plan A is fubar , obviously What's the disaster recovery procedure ? Are there emergency procedures in place / in the books ? What's the plan when you hit the wall ?
And to add to the " rotating downtimes " comment earlier , it would make sense ,in fairness to all players to implement a 1 hour shift a day in the downtime so everyone has equal evening access .. Australians must be ripping their hairs off .
Lemon time for a double ^^
You're gonna win the drinking game! GOGOOGOGO! |
Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
35
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:40:43 -
[630] - Quote
Children in the backseat can cause accidents.
Accidents in the backseat can cause children. |
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RockStar NRG
Critical Mass Project
The Void Collective
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:40:44 -
[631] - Quote
Try Reverting to Exodus... |
Ecolo
Highcouncil Private Holding
The Tsunami Collective
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:41:10 -
[632] - Quote
Jerusaleman wrote:Ecolo wrote:madhatta18 wrote:hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this Plz go suck a lollipop.! So I bet when your internet goes down you just sit there and say, " Yer so what, I am sure it will be back on sometime this week!" Or do you call them up and ***** like feck? I personally get right on the phone and i always get reimbursed. If anyone says that's lame well I am sitting here wondering why on earth you would pass buy free stuff. (even though technically its not free as you paid for a service you never received.) Man I thought you were ok until I read your trolling.
Feel free to claim what u think is yours and be sure to dont pass on anything free m8. However the biatching about downtime and demanding compansation of CCP wich already hands out a lott of free stuff etcetra........ LAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...and like i said before: Go suck a melon!
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Lorlen Nalelmir
EVE University
Ivy League
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:41:14 -
[633] - Quote
Ogrim Maerquin wrote:I think its not CCP's fault but it is their server.. so i think they must give every account 1 free PLEX
That would be very nice :P |
Spcius Patrouette
Mara's Hounds
The Volition Cult
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:41:24 -
[634] - Quote
Fuzzy TheBear wrote:to Devs
What is plan B ? .. plan A is fubar , obviously What's the disaster recovery procedure ? Are there emergency procedures in place / in the books ? What's the plan when you hit the wall ?
I think the problem is that there isnt one |
Shadowlightt
Hammer of Hephaestus
83
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:41:28 -
[635] - Quote
Enslaved Mistress wrote:Children in the backseat can cause accidents.
Accidents in the backseat can cause children.
LOL WTF????? |
LTC Vuvovich
LTC Vuvovich Corporation
51
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:41:35 -
[636] - Quote
Some well intentioned advice CCP...
1. If it is not broke... do not fix it.
2. If it is broke... then by all means please fix it.
3. Learn how to tell the difference. |
Xenia Ilchenka
South Mining Guild
The Esoteric Order of Dagon.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:41:56 -
[637] - Quote
Game still down. bullshit. I want free **** to compensate |
Daniel Walker
Profit Ventures
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:41:59 -
[638] - Quote
Maybe try this?
Rollback to server before patch, move patch to test until you get it working right? |
Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
35
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:42:03 -
[639] - Quote
A deacon is in the hospital and his good friend, a preacher, goes to visit him.
The preacher notices all the medical equipment attached to the deacon. He kneels by the bed.
The deacon motions to a pad and pen on the nightstand. The preacher hands his friend the pad and pen, and the deacon begins to write. Suddenly, the deacon dies.
At his funeral, the preacher delivers the service. He says, "I was with him when he died, and as a matter of fact, I have his last thought in my coat pocket here."
The preacher pulls out the paper and reads, "Please, get up. You're kneeling on my oxygen hose." |
Kropotkin
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
26
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:42:06 -
[640] - Quote
Jodocus Vulgaris wrote:Steijn wrote:another clusterf**k. I think they call themselves Imperium now
Obviously is Conservation Law at work -- Conservation of ClusterFuckery! |
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Stase Pidorase
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:42:35 -
[641] - Quote
FIX IT :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo3uxqwTxk0 |
Notmynick Taurus
Pizza Joe55 Corporation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:42:40 -
[642] - Quote
System Restore
Maybe this helps |
dark dreamur
The Tebo Corp
59
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:42:41 -
[643] - Quote
A 32 page waaa waaa rant. this is what we have become. smh |
hannes 10001
The Four Horsemen LLC
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:43:05 -
[644] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Four!, I mean five.. I mean FIRE!
Just call:
0118 999 881 991 9725 - 3 |
Cismet
Tellcomtec Gold
36
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:43:09 -
[645] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
LOL, these pictures are not inspiring confidence :) |
Skyrider Deathknight
Insurrection
The Explicit Alliance
13
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:43:12 -
[646] - Quote
LTC Vuvovich wrote:Some well intentioned advice CCP...
1. If it is not broke... do not fix it.
2. If it is broke... then by all means please fix it.
3. Learn how to tell the difference.
The server right now is working as intended. |
Ida Aurlien
Cerberus Federation Industrial Division
Gentlemen's.Parlor
64
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:43:13 -
[647] - Quote
they forgot to pay their electric bill |
Dradis Aulmais
RW Vindicator Connection
Phoebe Freeport Republic
932
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:43:16 -
[648] - Quote
Is it a problem between the chair and the keyboard? Did you turn it off and on again? Did you update windows
Os?
Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896
Free The Scope Three
|
Alexey Rumyancev
Catastrophe Assembly
Out of Sight.
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:43:24 -
[649] - Quote
Daniel Walker wrote:Maybe try this?
01. Rollback to server before patch (surely you have it backed up, right?)
02. Move patch to test until you get it working right?
maybe just fix ishtar back |
Novastarlee
Raging Tapirs
Illuminati Confirmed.
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:43:29 -
[650] - Quote
give us free FEDO FEDO FEDO |
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Staven Weyoun
Orion Trade Syndicate
Holed Up
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:43:29 -
[651] - Quote
Margarite Poletti wrote:liver poisoning!
http://i.imgur.com/e9Wjhv0.gif
eve online is offline
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Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:43:29 -
[652] - Quote
This just in:
Due to failure ion Tranquility server startup CCP has decided to release the next patch update early. Please log into your FaceBook account and now play EVE exclusively through browser client and only on FB.
Free GECKOS for all...... |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:43:29 -
[653] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Ecolo wrote:madhatta18 wrote:hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this Plz go suck a lollipop.! Can i have a lollipop? I wonder if alcoholic lollipops can be a thing... <3
Apparently they are a thing! BEST THING ABOUT EVE BEING OFFLINE! DISCOVERY OF ALCOHOLIC LOLLIPOPS!!! |
Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
35
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:43:31 -
[654] - Quote
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. |
Solaria Cellardoor
The Founding Four
Fidelas Constans
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:43:32 -
[655] - Quote
I love how people ask the Devs stupid questions like what is their plan b and can you give me free stuff while they are in the middle of trying to fix the problem.
OH YES the devs should just stop fixing the servers and explain to you exactly what they intend to do and how they intend to do it so YOU can decide whether you approve the strategy or not...since I'm sure everyone here are expert programmers and has intimate knowledge of the EVE deployment.
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Silverdaddy
Ourapheh Holdings
49
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:43:53 -
[656] - Quote
Alter seeing CCP Falcon's list of investigatory milestones, I am once again thankful that the time zone I live in is static relative to UTC. So much easier to remember how to convert when daylight savings isn't muddying the waters.
The problem with slavery is that only half of the manacles are visible. The Holder, supposed master, is equally bound by the gilded chains of privilege and wealth.
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Spcius Patrouette
Mara's Hounds
The Volition Cult
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:44:10 -
[657] - Quote
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES |
Umbari Kado
Khights Of Megiddo
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:44:20 -
[658] - Quote
No lolipops...
No tomatoes...
No aacidents in the backseat...
Life sucks... |
Kasi Briccius
MORDUS DEMONS
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:44:39 -
[659] - Quote
What happens if we blame Goons? Light up? |
chronos vaille
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:44:40 -
[660] - Quote
They are all plugged in ?... only messing. |
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Stieg Blomkvist
315 Miners
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:44:49 -
[661] - Quote
This extended DT is really a ploy by CCP to make miners happy. Due to DT, miners can't be ganked by Code. |
Orob Ninebands
Multiplex Gaming
The Bastion
28
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:44:52 -
[662] - Quote
Enslaved Mistress wrote:A deacon is in the hospital and his good friend, a preacher, goes to visit him.
The preacher notices all the medical equipment attached to the deacon. He kneels by the bed.
The deacon motions to a pad and pen on the nightstand. The preacher hands his friend the pad and pen, and the deacon begins to write. Suddenly, the deacon dies.
At his funeral, the preacher delivers the service. He says, "I was with him when he died, and as a matter of fact, I have his last thought in my coat pocket here."
The preacher pulls out the paper and reads, "Please, get up. You're kneeling on my oxygen hose."
Dude! LOL! Thank you for the jokes! You posted some good ones so far. +1, keep going. |
Jen Lalket
The Scope
Gallente Federation
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:44:58 -
[663] - Quote
Simple solution! Install tranquility on the same server that takes our money every month. That server apparently NEVER goes down.
We'll wait. After all, even with all its faults, EVE is still the best game I've ever played. |
Spcius Patrouette
Mara's Hounds
The Volition Cult
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:45:02 -
[664] - Quote
Solaria Cellardoor wrote:I love how people ask the Devs stupid questions like what is their plan b and can you give me free stuff while they are in the middle of trying to fix the problem.
OH YES the devs should just stop fixing the servers and explain to you exactly what they intend to do and how they intend to do it so YOU can decide whether you approve the strategy or not...since I'm sure everyone here are expert programmers and has intimate knowledge of the EVE deployment.
The devs? no. The community manager? i would say that is exactly his job, to liase with the community and smooth out problems. |
Stvndog
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:45:05 -
[665] - Quote
Everyone donate 1 isk and eve-mail CCP Fozzie every 5 minutes when EVE comes back up to keep his client locked
:) |
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy
Caldari State
19
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:45:17 -
[666] - Quote
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day.
Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
RIP Terry Pratchett. |
madhatta18
Prime Forces
The Methodical Alliance
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:45:19 -
[667] - Quote
Alexey Rumyancev wrote:Mohoni wrote: OMG we had 4 POCOs in reinforced mode from yesterday x.x we don't get reimbursed for the lost time x.x we have to attack them again to put them back in reinforced if the server doesn't come back soon Eyep, a clear reason to give us free SP.
what has sp got to do with anythimg if your loosing sp due to your skill que then you ****** up because you can put in 50 skills or 10 years of training which eve comes first |
Annexe
I N E X T R E M I S
Circle-Of-Two
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:45:20 -
[668] - Quote
CTRL+ALT+DELETE
Annexe
ITAI - VIP
"i will pop your wreck with faction loot"
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Guttripper
State War Academy
Caldari State
620
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:45:21 -
[669] - Quote
Ironically enough, my account here ~ends~ in a little over a hour from now.
Every time my account is about the end, the server pouts.
Sorry about this folks! |
Amarisen Gream
Divine Demise
89
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:45:28 -
[670] - Quote
love the new GIF...
When did you add that Falcon?
xoxo
Amarisen Gream
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Barrak
Wormhole Engineers
Greater Realms
132
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:45:29 -
[671] - Quote
Steijn wrote:another clusterf**k.
Ain't you Mr F$*king happy........... |
Kalfar Chillar
The Minutemen
The Bastion
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:45:36 -
[672] - Quote
So, once the server comes back up everyone undock in a rifter and self destruct it as a sacrifice to Bob!!!!!! |
Oess Albosa
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:45:54 -
[673] - Quote
Are you sure the server is plugged in ? |
Pandion Swa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:46:14 -
[674] - Quote
Free Bump!! |
Kris Bishop
A Dramatic Turn Of Events
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:46:21 -
[675] - Quote
Welcome to Eve Offline |
Stomp Mongo
Chemically Unbalanced
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:46:31 -
[676] - Quote
Electra Magnetic wrote:Stomp Mongo wrote:Electra Magnetic wrote:I dont want excuses, I just want free skill points. I want a Million dollars and carload of spending money. Ain't neither one of us getting what we want. But look on the bright side If the server is down for an entire 12 hours You are only out .25 frickin cents USD. Oh, and your poor lost monopoly money. actually, if the server is down for a few hours they credit everyone's account with a full day of subscription, and skill point hand outs have been a thing in the past when the server has been down for extended time. So no, I'm not losing anything besides time to hunt down big mouth twits like you in game.
shweet! Domain babygurl!
See you soonOut here |
olo VonBorg
Setenta Corp
AL3XAND3R.
51
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:46:34 -
[677] - Quote
Start an o7 live stream and have the devs shave their beards for entertainment !
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Mark Itinen
Demon-War-Lords
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:46:39 -
[678] - Quote
http://imgur.com/rGA5R3F
Made this really quick tell me what you think xD |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
45
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:46:41 -
[679] - Quote
Kasi Briccius wrote:What happens if we blame Goons? Light up?
LOL i don't think it would be a good idea for me to get cross faded right now :) |
Chakra Buddhas
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:47:04 -
[680] - Quote
Stieg Blomkvist wrote:This extended DT is really a ploy by CCP to make miners happy. Due to DT, miners can't be ganked by Code.
by cattle & its servants there meant? |
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My Postman
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
114
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:47:12 -
[681] - Quote
+3 hours still be called "extendet downtime"? |
madhatta18
Prime Forces
The Methodical Alliance
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:47:41 -
[682] - Quote
Kalfar Chillar wrote:So, once the server comes back up everyone undock in a rifter and self destruct it as a sacrifice to Bob!!!!!!
who the **** is bob |
XTOlivia Crendraven
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:47:41 -
[683] - Quote
Well, stuff happens. I'm amazed at the improvements of this game since 06 when I first started playing. So kick this frickin server and let's get on with the wasting our lives in the virtual world. |
CyPhiR
Full Spectrum Inc
Fidelas Constans
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:47:45 -
[684] - Quote
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UH2wKUSaV5U/VEEqQxkSD6I/AAAAAAAAK_E/U5FpOIIQ_as/s1600/Ma5HbOA.gif |
Phee Phi PhoPhum
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:47:47 -
[685] - Quote
CCP went to destroy ihubs and destroyed the cluster instead
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Lucaz Verona
Radical Astronauts Plundering Eve
WormHole Occupation and Resource Exploitation
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:47:50 -
[686] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBXrhgg9s0c
Keep calm and listen to bouncy music. |
Hugh Knight
Usque Ad Mortem
Usurper.
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:47:51 -
[687] - Quote
Put more hamster in and feed them some crash 2.0
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Zero Eclipse
Revolver Inc.
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:48:00 -
[688] - Quote
ok. ran an errand. went to store. made breakfast. and girl is off to work.
you can unbreak eve now. |
Orob Ninebands
Multiplex Gaming
The Bastion
28
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:48:18 -
[689] - Quote
Spcius Patrouette wrote:Solaria Cellardoor wrote:I love how people ask the Devs stupid questions like what is their plan b and can you give me free stuff while they are in the middle of trying to fix the problem.
OH YES the devs should just stop fixing the servers and explain to you exactly what they intend to do and how they intend to do it so YOU can decide whether you approve the strategy or not...since I'm sure everyone here are expert programmers and has intimate knowledge of the EVE deployment.
The devs? no. The community manager? i would say that is exactly his job, to liase with the community and smooth out problems.
Except when the problem is the customers are a bunch of impatient whiners. In that case, their job should be to just ignore those customers. |
TauTau MonaChamorro
Lezaruss Industrial Systems
Intrepid Crossing
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:48:29 -
[690] - Quote
Microsoft's 'Patch Tuesday' ******* everything up again.... |
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LTC Vuvovich
LTC Vuvovich Corporation
51
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:48:47 -
[691] - Quote
Staven Weyoun wrote:Margarite Poletti wrote:Timomantis Nabali wrote:Stvndog wrote:Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot Every time someone asks for compensation.... take a shot! Margarite Poletti wrote:liver poisoning! http://i.imgur.com/e9Wjhv0.gif
LMAO - If this guy does not look like a WTF in the making... I'll eat your PLEX
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Epentix
The Liberatos Corporation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:49:18 -
[692] - Quote
Fuzzy TheBear wrote:to Devs
What is plan B ? .. plan A is fubar , obviously What's the disaster recovery procedure ? Are there emergency procedures in place / in the books ? What's the plan when you hit the wall ?
And to add to the " rotating downtimes " comment earlier , it would make sense ,in fairness to all players to implement a 1 hour shift a day in the downtime so everyone has equal evening access .. Australians must be ripping their hairs off .
Lemon time for a double ^^
there is no plan B.
There is also no Life Cycle Management so why bother to make plan B, or a roll back plan or a disaster recovery procedure.
if something was prepared we would already be playing and not sucking lollypops or tomatos for that matter.
let's just wait. it will be available before you know it....... |
Ari Ekberg
Saisio Industries
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:49:25 -
[693] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtRNg5uSKQ0 |
Sean Roach
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:49:25 -
[694] - Quote
Epentix wrote:Ecolo wrote:Jaqen Ahai wrote:Ecolo wrote:madhatta18 wrote:hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this Plz go suck a lollipop.! He can't afford a lollipop he pays real money to play eve... OK .ok .ok....... Handing out lollipos,.... 1 per capsuleer ..sighs..... If u dont like the taste: NO FREE SP, NO FREE GAME TIME AND NO MORE LOLLIPOPS!!!! go suck a tomato... can I have a tomato?
I prefer DD-WRT, myself. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:49:29 -
[695] - Quote
dark dreamur wrote:A 32 page waaa waaa rant. this is what we have become. smh
Look deeper and you may find that some of us just like to watch EVE burn. Or drink, there's that too. |
Kalfar Chillar
The Minutemen
The Bastion
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:49:31 -
[696] - Quote
madhatta18 wrote:Kalfar Chillar wrote:So, once the server comes back up everyone undock in a rifter and self destruct it as a sacrifice to Bob!!!!!! who the **** is bob
Only the one and true EVE GOD! |
Alexey Rumyancev
Catastrophe Assembly
Out of Sight.
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:49:33 -
[697] - Quote
My Postman wrote:+3 hours still be called "extendet downtime"?
Tengen Toppa Extended Downtime |
Orob Ninebands
Multiplex Gaming
The Bastion
28
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:49:34 -
[698] - Quote
madhatta18 wrote:Kalfar Chillar wrote:So, once the server comes back up everyone undock in a rifter and self destruct it as a sacrifice to Bob!!!!!! who the **** is bob
Bob would be displeased that you do not know who Bob is.... |
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:49:49 -
[699] - Quote
madhatta18 wrote:Kalfar Chillar wrote:So, once the server comes back up everyone undock in a rifter and self destruct it as a sacrifice to Bob!!!!!! who the **** is bob
I am BOB...LOL |
Scott Hofferman
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:49:49 -
[700] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
i assume you tried yelling at it? i heard that can be effective |
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Ekkar
Eve Ship Building Inc.
Get Off My Lawn
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:50:05 -
[701] - Quote
One hour down and free skill points.....
Hour two FREE Gecko's for all.....
Hour three you think of something..... |
Cartruce Montoya
BOVRIL bOREers Mining CO-OP
RAZOR Alliance
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:50:20 -
[702] - Quote
Fix it Fix it Fix it Fix it Fix it |
Margarite Poletti
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:50:23 -
[703] - Quote
hey while you are all waiting,
lets all practice some human trafficing
BUY ME!
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=5887556#post5887556
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lordloco
Umbra Syndicate
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:50:39 -
[704] - Quote
I love this :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsx2vdn7gpY |
Kayou Aldeshaar
Dubius Praedator
Coalition of the Unfortunate
42
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:50:41 -
[705] - Quote
Alexey Rumyancev wrote:My Postman wrote:+3 hours still be called "extendet downtime"? Tengen Toppa Extended Downtime
Now with less gratuitous nudity and more violence! |
Tohn Zanius
Hot Pursuit
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:50:41 -
[706] - Quote
CCP has been bubbled and can't warp to a solution yet. |
Umbari Kado
Khights Of Megiddo
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:50:44 -
[707] - Quote
I am just wondering if the picture in the original CCP post illustrates the thought "burn mother*****r burn" ? |
Sam Spock
The Arnold Connection
61
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:50:56 -
[708] - Quote
At my first IT job I would be sitting in the server room trying to coax the exchange server back to life after a BSOD. Every minute or so some helpful soul would pop in and say "You know email is down right?" I put a sign on the door that said "If you see me in here, I already know about it"
Didn't help.
Giving you Inconsistent grammar, speilling and Punct-uation since 1974!
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MADMAX5334
The Rising Stars
Tactical Narcotics Team
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:51:07 -
[709] - Quote
my favorite color is clear... |
Sean Roach
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:51:11 -
[710] - Quote
Mohoni wrote: OMG we had 4 POCOs in reinforced mode from yesterday x.x we don't get reimbursed for the lost time x.x we have to attack them again to put them back in reinforced if the server doesn't come back soon
If I read the patch notes right, they weren't going to be reinforced, anyway. New mechanics. |
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
45
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:51:17 -
[711] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:dark dreamur wrote:A 32 page waaa waaa rant. this is what we have become. smh Look deeper and you may find that some of us just like to watch EVE burn. Or drink, there's that too.
Or suck a boozy lollipop!
#yaywelearnedstuff |
Orob Ninebands
Multiplex Gaming
The Bastion
28
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:51:18 -
[712] - Quote
My Postman wrote:+3 hours still be called "extendet downtime"?
Uh, yeah. That's exactly what it is. The server is down, for an extended time. SO hard to understand, I know, the words are so confusing.... |
Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:51:34 -
[713] - Quote
as far as it failing to start up parts of the cluster there was some problems during the patch before this one where some wormhole stuff didnt spawn correctly either like the sites missing some Things. |
EdHunter357 Zamayid
EdHunter246 Saloon
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:51:36 -
[714] - Quote
I am very good at using a Hammer |
Valkyrie Ragnor
9th Fleet
DreddedEvE
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:51:41 -
[715] - Quote
free cool blueprint orig plz compo |
Gajo Facinus
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:51:59 -
[716] - Quote
Fuzzy TheBear wrote:to Devs
What is plan B ? .. plan A is fubar , obviously What's the disaster recovery procedure ? Are there emergency procedures in place / in the books ? What's the plan when you hit the wall ?
And to add to the " rotating downtimes " comment earlier , it would make sense ,in fairness to all players to implement a 1 hour shift a day in the downtime so everyone has equal evening access .. Australians must be ripping their hairs off .
Lemon time for a double ^^
Well, there are ppl working and coding while there is no dt so they can implement it when there is. A constant dt is just a way to ensure a regular and stable update. And those guys have regular jobs and probably want regular working hours so they scheduled the dt as they saw fit to ensure the best possible way for them to implement things. Maybe they could shift it somewhat from time to time but I think rotating and shifting it constantly would not work for them. (Only speculation of course).
And Plan B?
CCP Falcon probably will affirm this later: The Server was set back 24hours and you all lost SP, so the devs agreed that those should go to Gajo Facinus because he is so reasonable and understanding. :-D
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Wolverine Chosen
gaming is not a crime
The Volition Cult
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:52:02 -
[717] - Quote
guess i'll go visit some hookers in the meanwhile,
that also seems fun |
Richie Kane
Room for Improvement
Limited Expectations
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:52:09 -
[718] - Quote
[img]https://leadertank.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/waterboy-you-can-do-it.jpg[/img]
common CCP... YOU CAN DO IT |
Orob Ninebands
Multiplex Gaming
The Bastion
28
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:52:16 -
[719] - Quote
Sam Spock wrote:At my first IT job I would be sitting in the server room trying to coax the exchange server back to life after a BSOD. Every minute or so some helpful soul would pop in and say "You know email is down right?" I put a sign on the door that said "If you see me in here, I already know about it"
Didn't help.
Baseball bat, dude, THAT works... |
Dazzstorm
Blake Industries
Silent Infinity
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:52:18 -
[720] - Quote
i still made 300 mil while every one else was moaning at ccp
Here>>>> http://www.iwantisk.com/?ref=998667287
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Shadowlightt
Hammer of Hephaestus
83
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:52:22 -
[721] - Quote
This is good music to listen too while watching people b**ch
http://www.iheart.com/live/995-the-wolf-5525/ |
Stase Pidorase
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:52:49 -
[722] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR_5QFZ-kbk |
Fightsquad
The Minutemen
The Bastion
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:52:55 -
[723] - Quote
chill down peoples , every game has it issues , thank you ccp for working hard to fix the issue :) |
Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:52:57 -
[724] - Quote
Victor Sane wrote:as far as it failing to start up parts of the cluster there was some problems during the patch before this one where some wormhole stuff didnt spawn correctly either like the sites missing some Things.
but anyways it cant possibly be that bad as years ago where it took days to fix stuff :) |
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Farsaidh's Freeborn
1406
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:52:58 -
[725] - Quote
Sam Spock wrote:At my first IT job I would be sitting in the server room trying to coax the exchange server back to life after a BSOD. Every minute or so some helpful soul would pop in and say "You know email is down right?" I put a sign on the door that said "If you see me in here, I already know about it"
Didn't help.
My favourite version of that was a guy who taped a message on A4 paper to his back that read:
'I know there is a problem, do not disturb me unless the building is on fire'. |
Umbari Kado
Khights Of Megiddo
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:53:00 -
[726] - Quote
Sam Spock wrote:At my first IT job I would be sitting in the server room trying to coax the exchange server back to life after a BSOD. Every minute or so some helpful soul would pop in and say "You know email is down right?" I put a sign on the door that said "If you see me in here, I already know about it"
Didn't help.
Well - some IT dudes advise you to specify the problem and send them E-mail - when you have E-mail problem...
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Arnold Hita
EVE University
Ivy League
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:53:12 -
[727] - Quote
Blame Goonswarm!! |
chakazulu
The Dutch East India Company
Fidelas Constans
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:53:23 -
[728] - Quote
For all the kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSQ85ryb2Q0 |
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy
Caldari State
19
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:53:32 -
[729] - Quote
You think they could give us some warning when an unexpected extended downtime was going to occur, then we would know to expect it ! |
Ekhss Nihilo
Ideal Machine
The Explicit Alliance
60
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:54:06 -
[730] - Quote
Orob Ninebands wrote:My Postman wrote:+3 hours still be called "extendet downtime"? Uh, yeah. That's exactly what it is. The server is down, for an extended time. SO hard to understand, I know, the words are so confusing....
Reading is hard....
"The object in life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane."
-- Marcus Aurelius (AD 121-180)
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Mylena Kare
Space Warriors Alliance
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:54:32 -
[731] - Quote
Ignore Pill Booster. CCP has unlimited supply and took some. All complaints and whining ignored. This pill booster has the ability to ignore all while a dev frantically fixes the code of Eveonline. The booster has 24 hours effectiveness. |
Kurt Hectic
Doped Player's Inc.
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:54:37 -
[732] - Quote
oi!... not funneh anymore.. skill ended 20 mins ago need to start some training ona alt! |
MasterofDisaster BG
Adversity.
Northern Coalition.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:54:40 -
[733] - Quote
They all said it was dying, now its dead! |
olo VonBorg
Setenta Corp
AL3XAND3R.
51
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:54:55 -
[734] - Quote
Behold the mighty seagull
Behold ;) |
virxens
Nexis.
Usurper.
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:54:56 -
[735] - Quote
Meanwhile at CCP Headquarters
Server room contact IT Support
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2Ph8zwpNyI |
Ekhss Nihilo
Ideal Machine
The Explicit Alliance
60
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:54:59 -
[736] - Quote
Tiberius Whitewolf wrote:You think they could give us some warning when an unexpected extended downtime was going to occur, then we would know to expect it !
That would be expected unexpected downtime...
"The object in life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane."
-- Marcus Aurelius (AD 121-180)
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Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:55:20 -
[737] - Quote
Does me sense a bit ad AD SPAM? |
Kalfar Chillar
The Minutemen
The Bastion
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:55:37 -
[738] - Quote
Tranquility; Starting up... *holds breath* |
AzuraCryin
Ramm's RDI
Tactical Narcotics Team
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:55:51 -
[739] - Quote
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Is it pluged? |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:56:05 -
[740] - Quote
Hmm....
*waves hand at Fozzie*
"You will give us all free Gecko BPCs" |
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Hizeki
Knights of Azrael
Circle-Of-Two
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:56:21 -
[741] - Quote
maybe they are taking extra time to add more exciting features!!!!! |
Iam The Flash
The Retired Officers Club
2985
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:56:23 -
[742] - Quote
s'okay, u just pay us monthly but yeh, we'll keep u offline for nearly 5 hours n say *oh well*
morons |
Careby
216
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:56:25 -
[743] - Quote
Umbari Kado wrote:Well - some IT dudes advise you to specify the problem and send them E-mail - when you have E-mail problem...
That's how we do it: If you are experiencing problems with your email, contact our support center at [email protected]. If you are having problems with your phone, please call (123)456-7890. It has greatly reduced trouble tickets.
Sarcasm is OP
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Sexy Cakes
Have A Seat
949
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:56:31 -
[744] - Quote
RIP
Not today spaghetti.
|
Hugh Knight
Usque Ad Mortem
Usurper.
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:56:32 -
[745] - Quote
ok who ran this.
find . -name "*.pl" -type f -delete
its not funny any more I am starting to get a twitch in my leg. |
Etomo
Exoterra Industrialists
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:56:33 -
[746] - Quote
Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:Use the choke?
So, who do we choke? |
Slava Gagarin
Space Traffic Control
United Fleet
13
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:56:40 -
[747] - Quote
FIX ..... IT |
Kalfar Chillar
The Minutemen
The Bastion
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:56:40 -
[748] - Quote
Quote:Does me sense a bit ad AD SPAM?
BAN HIM!! |
Bignfurrie
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:56:44 -
[749] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3TtS1wkb7M
If I'm not playing when this video ends you can has my stuff. But yo must prove you watched it all. |
Valkyrie Ragnor
9th Fleet
DreddedEvE
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:56:46 -
[750] - Quote
bpos
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Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:56:53 -
[751] - Quote
Hizeki wrote:maybe they are taking extra time to add more exciting features!!!!!
Like free Gecko BPCs! |
industrial oblitorator
I N E X T R E M I S
Circle-Of-Two
19
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:57:03 -
[752] - Quote
Its a feature.
CCP will beat ya.
This is the FARK YOU AUTZ feature!
CCP WILL ALWAYS BEAT YA!
Your Money and subscriptions are no good here!
better off socialising the old way with beer
http://gyazo.com/39d7d08a9d9730887063aeabdfcfdd95
I want free ISK as compensation for my time.
You will make us all drink cheap wine.
CCP can I has your stuffs?
This AUTZ is far from rough.
Is this really the last day of EVE for us all.
for me CCP the game is turning into BULL!
The dramatic end is finally here,
all raise yourself a beer.
The game is dying they say,
well today is the day.
Watch the logging in stats NOW.
They are at an all time blow.
http://www.eve-outtakes.de/industrial-oblitorator.jpg
Indy
0/
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Ellis Goa'uld
Stronghelm Corporation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:57:11 -
[753] - Quote
I activated the 4 hour time thing that's used to add PLEX to your account, then the server went down 4 hours ago. my luck lol. |
Jarr Sytar
HC - Blackhole Sun
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:57:11 -
[754] - Quote
http://prntscr.com/7t036r
http://prntscr.com/7t03hx |
baltec1
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
16395
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:57:21 -
[755] - Quote
I got my level six destroyer in ships but the 6 km tops has hurt my effectiveness. I just upgraded it with more A A so looks like I will be providing carrier protection for a while.
Join Bat Country today and defend the Glorious Socialist Dictatorship
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Jenny Runti
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:57:28 -
[756] - Quote
Lucaz Verona wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBXrhgg9s0c
Keep calm and listen to bouncy music.
Was excited to click link when I read description.
Was disappoint link was not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHReqKRvonE |
eodestroyer beast
Imperial Guardians
Executive Outcomes
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:57:31 -
[757] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x1r1e572cw <-----memories of the last 37 pages of this thread..
Accept that is is out of control, find a bucket to collect tears, and sing along...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijZRCIrTgQc <--- Smooches |
My Postman
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
114
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:57:41 -
[758] - Quote
Orob Ninebands wrote:My Postman wrote:+3 hours still be called "extendet downtime"? Uh, yeah. That's exactly what it is. The server is down, for an extended time. SO hard to understand, I know, the words are so confusing....
Well whatever you say, dear sir!
Anyway my day at the Office Ends now and i lost +3 hours playing eve. A good excuse to hit the Pub now and get some beer, as booz was mention more than once today.
Have a nice day waiting for the Servers to come up again |
Ekkar
Eve Ship Building Inc.
Get Off My Lawn
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:57:50 -
[759] - Quote
Went to bed and came back... That didn't fix it! |
fl0pski
Dark Buddha Rising
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:57:54 -
[760] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nuhja7y4TM |
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Quafe Master
State War Academy
Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:58:09 -
[761] - Quote
The drones are fighting back!!! |
Kayou Aldeshaar
Dubius Praedator
Coalition of the Unfortunate
43
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:58:12 -
[762] - Quote
Datu Agimat wrote:Hmm....
*waves hand at Fozzie*
"You will give us all free Gecko BPCs"
*waves hand back*
These are not the drones you are looking for. |
Luna Le Fey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:58:17 -
[763] - Quote
Have you tried turning off and back on again ? |
SHADOWWALKER shadows
Haight Industries LLC
No Forks Given
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:58:19 -
[764] - Quote
eve is working again you say? |
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy
Caldari State
19
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:58:36 -
[765] - Quote
Ekhss Nihilo wrote:Tiberius Whitewolf wrote:You think they could give us some warning when an unexpected extended downtime was going to occur, then we would know to expect it ! That would be expected unexpected downtime...
No **** Sherlock, I expected that reply. |
Bang Chris
EVE University
Ivy League
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:58:46 -
[766] - Quote
We want Geckos!!! |
Vanilla Mooses
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
34
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:59:19 -
[767] - Quote
industrial oblitorator wrote:Its a feature. CCP will beat ya. This is the FARK YOU AUTZ feature! CCP WILL ALWAYS BEAT YA! Your Money and subscriptions are no good here! better off socialising the old way with beer http://gyazo.com/39d7d08a9d9730887063aeabdfcfdd95I want free ISK as compensation for my time. You will make us all drink cheap wine. CCP can I has your stuffs? This AUTZ is far from rough. Is this really the last day of EVE for us all. for me CCP the game is turning into BULL! The dramatic end is finally here, all raise yourself a beer. The game is dying they say, well today is the day. Watch the logging in stats NOW. They are at an all time blow.
Posting this to goonfleet.com in the "oh god please reset CO2 right meow" thread. |
Orob Ninebands
Multiplex Gaming
The Bastion
28
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:59:21 -
[768] - Quote
Umbari Kado wrote:Sam Spock wrote:At my first IT job I would be sitting in the server room trying to coax the exchange server back to life after a BSOD. Every minute or so some helpful soul would pop in and say "You know email is down right?" I put a sign on the door that said "If you see me in here, I already know about it"
Didn't help.
Well - some IT dudes advise you to specify the problem and send them E-mail - when you have E-mail problem...
And you don't see the humor in that? |
blackinback
Galactic Exploration
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:59:45 -
[769] - Quote
did u blow the cartridge ? that used to help :) |
Count Freyr
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:59:46 -
[770] - Quote
CCP you broke my favorite toy ! |
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Mylena Kare
Space Warriors Alliance
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:59:55 -
[771] - Quote
We need Goons in here to make this thread into 100! |
Messiah Neuranet
Oscura Simmetria
Yulai Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 14:59:58 -
[772] - Quote
free skillpoint it would be nice :D |
madhatta18
Prime Forces
The Methodical Alliance
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:00:04 -
[773] - Quote
Bob Donovitch wrote:Does me sense a bit ad AD SPAM?
but between the line reading what thay are realy saying is after loosing billions of isk that i dont want to admit to i finaly won something |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:00:09 -
[774] - Quote
It's just a flesh wound..... |
Takashi Okamura
Rapid Withdrawal
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:00:33 -
[775] - Quote
I had taken a day off work, specifically to play eve today aswell!!
WHY would you do this to me CCP??
That's just really mean!!
Do I get to claim Compensation in the term of isk?? Lmao |
Slava Gagarin
Space Traffic Control
United Fleet
13
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:00:34 -
[776] - Quote
Count Freyr wrote:CCP you broke my favorite toy !
vibrator ? |
Alexey Rumyancev
Catastrophe Assembly
Out of Sight.
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:00:49 -
[777] - Quote
Hizeki wrote:maybe they are taking extra time to add more exciting features!!!!!
Adding new item for redeeming 1 day of gaming time for an instance |
Wur2e
High Priority Industries
Vengeful Swarm
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:00:54 -
[778] - Quote
I think they are installing Windows 10 |
Vincent Macalik
Tritanium Industries and Technology
Executive Outcomes
25
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:01:03 -
[779] - Quote
Stvndog wrote:Gradur Dohr wrote:eve is ded RIP EVE
Should we provide funeral arrangements?
Recuitment Information: Smiles and cupcakes
"You think you have it bad? I pay to play with spreadsheet on an internet spaceship game."
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Tobias Acuerdo
Lone Star Liquidations Llc
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:01:14 -
[780] - Quote
Bignfurrie wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3TtS1wkb7M
If I'm not playing when this video ends you can has my stuff. But yo must prove you watched it all.
10 hours of Narwhals? You're a sick, sick man. |
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madhatta18
Prime Forces
The Methodical Alliance
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:01:17 -
[781] - Quote
Messiah Neuranet wrote:free skillpoint it would be nice :D
holy **** found another dumb arse that dont know how to use his skill que |
Hoshi Nakumoto
X-Fleet Phantoms
The Sinful Legion
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:01:24 -
[782] - Quote
lol maybe this would help The power of christ compels you |
Shadowlightt
Hammer of Hephaestus
83
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:01:38 -
[783] - Quote
and I thought sitting in traffic during rush hour gave me a headache. |
Orob Ninebands
Multiplex Gaming
The Bastion
28
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:01:42 -
[784] - Quote
My Postman wrote:Orob Ninebands wrote:My Postman wrote:+3 hours still be called "extendet downtime"? Uh, yeah. That's exactly what it is. The server is down, for an extended time. SO hard to understand, I know, the words are so confusing.... Well whatever you say, dear sir! Anyway my day at the Office Ends now and i lost +3 hours playing eve. A good excuse to hit the Pub now and get some beer, as booz was mention more than once today. Have a nice day waiting for the Servers to come up again
See, there you go, an excellent idea. Have a beer. |
Derekj Shapen
High Evasion and Damage
Dredd - The Purification Project
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:01:44 -
[785] - Quote
Messiah Neuranet wrote:free skillpoint it would be nice :D
Yhea current skill in training queue offered ! |
Umbari Kado
Khights Of Megiddo
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:01:56 -
[786] - Quote
Orob Ninebands wrote:Umbari Kado wrote:Sam Spock wrote:At my first IT job I would be sitting in the server room trying to coax the exchange server back to life after a BSOD. Every minute or so some helpful soul would pop in and say "You know email is down right?" I put a sign on the door that said "If you see me in here, I already know about it"
Didn't help.
Well - some IT dudes advise you to specify the problem and send them E-mail - when you have E-mail problem... And you don't see the humor in that?
Why do yoy think I posted this ? 1 ISK for correct answer...OK, make that 2... |
Laci
Lethal Agentrunner Concord Incinerator
33
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:02:04 -
[787] - Quote
Have you paid your sov I mean server bill for sure?
The Complete Guide to the EVE Universe www.isktheguide.com
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Jarvae Simalia
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:02:05 -
[788] - Quote
Kazi Kugisa wrote:OK, which Dev clicked on the Windows 10 upgrade icon?
oh, no. not that!!!!!! |
Abby Noramel
Langtang Himal
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:02:10 -
[789] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
SoooGǪ. *shaking*GǪ CcGǪ CCccGǪ CCPppGǪ. *twitch*GǪ haaGǪ. HahahaGǪ. You ShuuGǪ. Sure.. .. are mmeeessGǪ messingGǪ wiithGǪ.. thoooseGǪ. *twitch* EVEeeGǪ. EVE addictsGǪ *shaking*GǪ gladddddGǪ .glad, IGÇÖmmm not ooonne *twitch* of themmmGǪ You shhhouldlllddGǪ *twitch* you should mayyybbeGǪ.. *twitch* shshoow a clip offGǪ of *shaking*GǪ a ship undockinggg.. .yeahGǪ yeah thatGÇÖs itGǪ. *twitch* a ship.. .any ship *shaking*GǪ. *twitch* hheeellpp them stuppppid addicts hha.. ha.. *twitch*GǪ rookie ship will doo GǪ any shipGǪ. *twitch* |
Kurt Hectic
Doped Player's Inc.
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:02:12 -
[790] - Quote
-_- |
|
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Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:02:24 -
[791] - Quote
Mylena Kare wrote:We need Goons in here to make this thread into 100!
No. Just drink. |
Koikarmin
The Ginnungagap
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:02:25 -
[792] - Quote
Now is a good time to get some important reading done -
Application of knowledge is power, but you have to have the knowledge first.
http://community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/summer-of-sov-transition-and-deployment/?utm_source=launcher&utm_medium=banner&utm_content=sovdepl_en&utm_campaign=summersov
Enjoy
keep up the good work CCP |
Wickedc
Cherry-Poppers
-affliction-
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:02:31 -
[793] - Quote
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
Sorry. After reading what was going, I had to. :P |
nakae holyfire
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:02:32 -
[794] - Quote
Free Xp For compentation ???
(Burn the dev's that code with feet)
I also accept the case, the credit cards, paypal, coffee, Freedent, abo a month and a faction ship |
Easthir Ravin
Easy Co.
Get Off My Lawn
122
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:02:38 -
[795] - Quote
Crap....now i have to do work,
IN THE IMORTAL WORDS OF SOCRATES: -á" I drank WHAT?!"
|
Ida Aurlien
Cerberus Federation Industrial Division
Gentlemen's.Parlor
65
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:02:40 -
[796] - Quote
did u do a background check on the person turning it on ?
|
Wur2e
High Priority Industries
Vengeful Swarm
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:02:42 -
[797] - Quote
I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.'
|
Xenia Ilchenka
South Mining Guild
The Esoteric Order of Dagon.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:02:49 -
[798] - Quote
I want free isk or free game time as compensation. Or just refund some money |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
46
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:02:51 -
[799] - Quote
madhatta18 wrote:Messiah Neuranet wrote:free skillpoint it would be nice :D holy **** found another dumb arse that dont know how to use his skill que
New rule... if you actually lost sp during this DT... DRINK :P |
DJ Dunewolf
Eve Radio Corporation
Eve Radio Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:02:57 -
[800] - Quote
Well http://eve-radio.com/ is still up and playing music while the downtime continues.
With me DJ dunewolf playing the tunes that you request :)
Join us all in irc, IRC.coldfront.net Channel #eve-radio
there is a java based irc client on our homepage under community > chat
Dunewolf |
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Gib Onzo
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:03:02 -
[801] - Quote
Were all doomed :( |
Misha Tokila
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
15
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:03:04 -
[802] - Quote
Well, after an amazing uptime record, even with all the updates, something like this was bound to happen. So who can we blame for not feeding the hamster? Now, in all seriousness, assuming that the operating system that is running on the cluster is a form of Unix, is the problem that the hardware will not boot to the OS or is the problem that the EvE Online server program fails to start?
Another, more interesting question is that how is CCP going to compensate us for not being able to play the game?
ISK, SP, or Game Time? I prefer skill points. But then again, that's not my call to make.
|
Tengu Skunkworks
T3 Aerospace Industries
34
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:03:06 -
[803] - Quote
Count Freyr wrote:CCP you broke my favorite toy !
That sounds rather painful......... |
Alpha Lonefire
True Industral Formation Inc
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:03:16 -
[804] - Quote
Can anyone tell me how to change my profile pic? I found this:
Alpha Lonefire |
Zealous Miner
Did I Do That
287
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:03:26 -
[805] - Quote
So the Drifters have finally declared open war and are now doomsdaying the EVE servers. Before long we'll see news reports of web servers around the world going offline as the very internet itself comes under attack by our future Drifter overlords.
Prepare yourselves, friends! The time to resist is n-...Oh G-...He...m-...*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*
Fedo. Fedo? Fedo!
|
Mildron Klinker
The Conference Elite
CODE.
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:03:27 -
[806] - Quote
The CODErs always win! ALWAYS!!! |
nm Kain
Minus Corva
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:03:28 -
[807] - Quote
I agree with most of you, that they are doing there best to fix the issue.
That was 3 hours ago.
At the very least they should offer some kind of compensation, nothing too drastic maybe a small amount of SP or a gecko.
Feel free to flame |
Anozeph
Operation Meatshield
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:03:32 -
[808] - Quote
where are the god damn server
|
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:03:45 -
[809] - Quote
Connection Failed!
Starting up...(0 sec.)
|
Henry Plantgenet
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
41
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:03:48 -
[810] - Quote
Division by 0 error detected... |
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time forme
Dark Mind Industries
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:03:50 -
[811] - Quote
Come on guys, we all knew it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4 |
Vincent Macalik
Tritanium Industries and Technology
Executive Outcomes
25
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:03:57 -
[812] - Quote
Luna Le Fey wrote:Have you tried turning off and back on again ?
If that doesn't work may I suggest holding the reset button down for 10 seconds?
Recuitment Information: Smiles and cupcakes
"You think you have it bad? I pay to play with spreadsheet on an internet spaceship game."
|
Orob Ninebands
Multiplex Gaming
The Bastion
28
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:03:57 -
[813] - Quote
Umbari Kado wrote:Orob Ninebands wrote:Umbari Kado wrote:Sam Spock wrote:At my first IT job I would be sitting in the server room trying to coax the exchange server back to life after a BSOD. Every minute or so some helpful soul would pop in and say "You know email is down right?" I put a sign on the door that said "If you see me in here, I already know about it"
Didn't help.
Well - some IT dudes advise you to specify the problem and send them E-mail - when you have E-mail problem... And you don't see the humor in that? Why do yoy think I posted this ? 1 ISK for correct answer...OK, make that 2...
I meant the humor on the IT guys' end. |
test bumm
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:04:08 -
[814] - Quote
Has someone checked that TIDI isn't switched on?
I mean really checked? |
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy
Caldari State
19
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:04:22 -
[815] - Quote
Meanwhile at Jita Watchtower Control......
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WAwuSK36Gw |
Sexy Cakes
Have A Seat
949
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:04:38 -
[816] - Quote
Anozeph wrote:where are the god damn server
Not today spaghetti.
|
Krissinator
The Maroon Faction
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:04:54 -
[817] - Quote
Wow.. looks like a big problem.
thanks ccp for the updates and the info. you dont see this in many other games, keep the players in the light and the players will be understanding. thanks for the hard work ccp and good luck on this :) |
Iurko
Gashente Federacion
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:04:59 -
[818] - Quote
Kalfar Chillar wrote:Kalfar Chillar wrote:BRB, need to take a dump... Maybe it'll be up when I get back! And that would be a no!
You're making it go back in! |
Mikhem
Taxisk Unlimited
288
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:05:00 -
[819] - Quote
Keep up good work CCP!
Meanwhile here is new exciting MMORPG we capsuleers can participate while waiting for EVE to finish her toilet trip.
Mikhem
Link library to EVE music songs.
|
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
46
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:05:02 -
[820] - Quote
Alpha Lonefire wrote:Can anyone tell me how to change my profile pic? I found this: Alpha Lonefire
I will, but only if you tell me how to get to Sesame street :P
... I still don't know that how to get there :( |
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Agent Unknown
Night Theifs
incendia equus
45
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:05:03 -
[821] - Quote
Misha Tokila wrote:Well, after an amazing uptime record, even with all the updates, something like this was bound to happen. So who can we blame for not feeding the hamster? Now, in all seriousness, assuming that the operating system that is running on the cluster is a form of Unix, is the problem that the hardware will not boot to the OS or is the problem that the EvE Online server program fails to start?
Another, more interesting question is that how is CCP going to compensate us for not being able to play the game?
ISK, SP, or Game Time? I prefer skill points. But then again, that's not my call to make.
They're under no obligation to compensate players for anything. There was no way to anticipate the servers having a tantrum and it's not like they have SLA agreements with the players. If anything, CCP giving out *anything* is entirely up to them, but we shouldn't expect anything.
Now, everyone kept their skill queues updated ...right? |
Wur2e
High Priority Industries
Vengeful Swarm
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:05:08 -
[822] - Quote
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. |
Aph3xus
Gordoe Industrial Technical Institute
Soul Reaver Syndicate
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:05:10 -
[823] - Quote
And on that day Thousands of hamsters met their untimely end.
7.15.15 Never forget. |
nm Kain
Minus Corva
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:05:23 -
[824] - Quote
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
They've really done it this time |
Jack Danefield
AirHogs
Zulu People
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:05:24 -
[825] - Quote
Xenia Ilchenka wrote:I want free isk or free game time as compensation. Or just refund some money
Or Y'know, you could try and not be so sour about it? |
Big Lynx
3346
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:05:37 -
[826] - Quote
Threadnaught? |
Hugh Knight
Usque Ad Mortem
Usurper.
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:05:40 -
[827] - Quote
Abby Noramel wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
SoooGǪ. *shaking*GǪ CcGǪ CCccGǪ CCPppGǪ. *twitch*GǪ haaGǪ. HahahaGǪ. You ShuuGǪ. Sure.. .. are mmeeessGǪ messingGǪ wiithGǪ.. thoooseGǪ. *twitch* EVEeeGǪ. EVE addictsGǪ *shaking*GǪ gladddddGǪ .glad, IGÇÖmmm not ooonne *twitch* of themmmGǪ You shhhouldlllddGǪ *twitch* you should mayyybbeGǪ.. *twitch* shshoow a clip offGǪ of *shaking*GǪ a ship undockinggg.. .yeahGǪ yeah thatGÇÖs itGǪ. *twitch* a ship.. .any ship *shaking*GǪ. *twitch* hheeellpp them stuppppid addicts hha.. ha.. *twitch*GǪ rookie ship will doo GǪ any shipGǪ. *twitch*
can you please type that with the vibrator out next time :D
|
Alden Radd
Space Warriors Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:05:41 -
[828] - Quote
Make sure you guys call a doctor if the switch stiffness last longer than 6 hours! |
Josef Dietri
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:05:44 -
[829] - Quote
Sorry for your troubles guys. I feel your pain. |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:05:56 -
[830] - Quote
Mildron Klinker wrote:The CODErs always win! ALWAYS!!!
You ganked the server! you monsters! |
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xion cyrus
Jenk Corp
The Consortium of Worlds
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:05:59 -
[831] - Quote
did they make sure the server was plugged in, maybe jiggle the cords. I don't know but damn. we love yah CCP but damn we thought sov change effected nully not the whole cluster |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:06:07 -
[832] - Quote
Just tell us where you would like it hit. |
Dilligafmofo
Sandman Plc
359
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:06:12 -
[833] - Quote
Somerset mahm takes her revenge !!!
I sell tin foil hats if anyone wants one ! |
Vanilla Mooses
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
34
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:06:29 -
[834] - Quote
Mylena Kare wrote:We need Goons in here to make this thread into 100!
I'd start z0r chaining but from what I am told that's not a good idea here :(
Cowards. |
Tengu Skunkworks
T3 Aerospace Industries
35
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:06:38 -
[835] - Quote
If its any consolation CCP, I am pretty sure Alexis Tsipras is having a worse day than you....... |
Shadowlightt
Hammer of Hephaestus
84
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:06:44 -
[836] - Quote
nm Kain wrote:15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING They've really done it this time
you've got to be F**CKING KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 |
Bester Lamont
Sanford and Drones Mining Ltd.
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:06:45 -
[837] - Quote
roll back. |
Zero Eclipse
Revolver Inc.
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:06:49 -
[838] - Quote
Misha Tokila wrote:
Another, more interesting question is that how is CCP going to compensate us for not being able to play the game?
ISK, SP, or Game Time? I prefer skill points. But then again, that's not my call to make.
How about with uptime.
bunch of whiners. |
Admiral Dubar
SUPERFLUOUS WANDERLUST
Gentlemen's.Club
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:06:52 -
[839] - Quote
Jiggle the cord.
Have you tried turning it off and on again? |
Arla Sarain
557
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:07:06 -
[840] - Quote
Rogue Badgers are Entosis-linking the servers, Hamsters are camped and can't contest.
FozzieSov killed EVE
More News at 22:00 |
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Wedgewood Simpson
Strategic Industries INC.
Prolapse.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:07:06 -
[841] - Quote
The cluster isn;t trying to dock with the hydrazine tanks is it?
|
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:07:23 -
[842] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Alpha Lonefire wrote:Can anyone tell me how to change my profile pic? I found this: Alpha Lonefire I will, but only if you tell me how to get to Sesame street :P ... I still don't know that how to get there :(
D: |
Henry Plantgenet
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
42
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:07:35 -
[843] - Quote
see you after (another) game of AoE III... |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:07:37 -
[844] - Quote
Koikarmin wrote:Now is a good time to get some important reading done -
Application of knowledge is power, but you have to have the knowledge first.
Enjoy
keep up the good work CCP
Most people have information, not knowledge. They are 2 very different things. One is dangerous, the latter is useful. Information is a fuse used to ignite the masses...knowledge comes from experience.
What? Someone had to get serious... |
Frank Rotsuda
Article IV
Advent of Fate
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:07:41 -
[845] - Quote
Messiah Neuranet wrote:free skillpoint it would be nice :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ |
hojo warrior
Original Sinners
The Bastion
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:07:44 -
[846] - Quote
oh come the girlfriend wants a conversation again.... i had 3 weeks of it... no more please... |
Wur2e
High Priority Industries
Vengeful Swarm
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:07:45 -
[847] - Quote
Did you torture the server into reboot ? Sometimes it helps |
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:07:55 -
[848] - Quote
Erotica 1 strikes back................ |
madhatta18
Prime Forces
The Methodical Alliance
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:08:16 -
[849] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:madhatta18 wrote:Messiah Neuranet wrote:free skillpoint it would be nice :D holy **** found another dumb arse that dont know how to use his skill que New rule... if you actually lost sp during this DT... DRINK :P
and added to the game is spam this quote on there thread for ppl asking for sp
holy **** found another dumb arse that dont know how to use his skill que |
piercer
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:08:17 -
[850] - Quote
Thank god im at work ALL day today!
Don't do this on Friday though.... please don't do it on Friday! |
|
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Kalfar Chillar
The Minutemen
The Bastion
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:08:25 -
[851] - Quote
Iurko wrote:Kalfar Chillar wrote:Kalfar Chillar wrote:BRB, need to take a dump... Maybe it'll be up when I get back! And that would be a no! You're making it go back in!
That's nasty!!! |
Azunai Celestus
Dragron Riders Inc
Parental Supervision.
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:08:26 -
[852] - Quote
ok guys and gals it's official, ccp tech are now rocking backward and forward under their desks with a bottle of vodka, phoning microsoft help desk
To me it just sounds like fun
Ah well good luck i need to get back to the weeding of the garden.
|
Ida Aurlien
Cerberus Federation Industrial Division
Gentlemen's.Parlor
65
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:08:27 -
[853] - Quote
I still say hacked due to fozzie sov....retaliation
|
Bang Chris
EVE University
Ivy League
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:08:35 -
[854] - Quote
Drifters are camping the power socket again... |
Hugh Knight
Usque Ad Mortem
Usurper.
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:08:36 -
[855] - Quote
ok no eve so time so funny IT support calls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4-uWkOQFa8
|
fl0pski
Dark Buddha Rising
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:08:41 -
[856] - Quote
Agent Unknown wrote:Misha Tokila wrote:Well, after an amazing uptime record, even with all the updates, something like this was bound to happen. So who can we blame for not feeding the hamster? Now, in all seriousness, assuming that the operating system that is running on the cluster is a form of Unix, is the problem that the hardware will not boot to the OS or is the problem that the EvE Online server program fails to start?
Another, more interesting question is that how is CCP going to compensate us for not being able to play the game?
ISK, SP, or Game Time? I prefer skill points. But then again, that's not my call to make.
There was no way to anticipate the servers having a tantrum
No? How about testing a patch before you apply it?
|
Terry Gillan
Terry's Film Company
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:08:50 -
[857] - Quote
Now they gonna delete this forum too? |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:08:53 -
[858] - Quote
They must have mixed matter and anti-matter cold. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
46
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:09:02 -
[859] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Alpha Lonefire wrote:Can anyone tell me how to change my profile pic? I found this: Alpha Lonefire I will, but only if you tell me how to get to Sesame street :P ... I still don't know that how to get there :( D:
I know, right?
it's pretty damn tragic >.> |
they Thiesant
Evil Young Flesh
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:09:08 -
[860] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
dam eve still not online
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Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy
Caldari State
23
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:09:29 -
[861] - Quote
Update Janitor walks into CCP office and points out to Fozzie,
"You do know you should be turning that off and then on again, not on and then off...." |
Dreadnaut Faustus
The Devon Foundation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:09:31 -
[862] - Quote
Did you try walking barefoot in station by deleting the boot.ini again? |
Takashi Okamura
Rapid Withdrawal
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:09:39 -
[863] - Quote
Agent Unknown wrote:Misha Tokila wrote:Well, after an amazing uptime record, even with all the updates, something like this was bound to happen. So who can we blame for not feeding the hamster? Now, in all seriousness, assuming that the operating system that is running on the cluster is a form of Unix, is the problem that the hardware will not boot to the OS or is the problem that the EvE Online server program fails to start?
Another, more interesting question is that how is CCP going to compensate us for not being able to play the game?
ISK, SP, or Game Time? I prefer skill points. But then again, that's not my call to make.
They're under no obligation to compensate players for anything. There was no way to anticipate the servers having a tantrum and it's not like they have SLA agreements with the players. If anything, CCP giving out *anything* is entirely up to them, but we shouldn't expect anything. Now, everyone kept their skill queues updated ...right?
Yea, you'd have to be ******** not to have atleast a 1 week que of ''I might train this next....'' LoL until you see something you really need obv and jump the que with it... |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:09:56 -
[864] - Quote
Kalfar Chillar wrote:Iurko wrote:Kalfar Chillar wrote:Kalfar Chillar wrote:BRB, need to take a dump... Maybe it'll be up when I get back! And that would be a no! You're making it go back in! That's nasty!!!
Damn Whore |
Gimme Sake
State War Academy
Caldari State
195
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:09:57 -
[865] - Quote
piercer wrote:Thank god im at work ALL day today!
Don't do this on Friday though.... please don't do it on Friday!
And another citizen is happy at work.
"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
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Red Eye LeSmoker
Who Armed the Carebears
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:09:58 -
[866] - Quote
I had a couple drones out mining before the server reset and would like to thank you for keeping the server down till I was awake. I am able to log on and scoop them back up now.
Though it would be easier if the Orca would scoop its own drones on log off. T2 Orca pls.
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madhatta18
Prime Forces
The Methodical Alliance
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:10:06 -
[867] - Quote
fl0pski wrote:Agent Unknown wrote:Misha Tokila wrote:Well, after an amazing uptime record, even with all the updates, something like this was bound to happen. So who can we blame for not feeding the hamster? Now, in all seriousness, assuming that the operating system that is running on the cluster is a form of Unix, is the problem that the hardware will not boot to the OS or is the problem that the EvE Online server program fails to start?
Another, more interesting question is that how is CCP going to compensate us for not being able to play the game?
ISK, SP, or Game Time? I prefer skill points. But then again, that's not my call to make.
There was no way to anticipate the servers having a tantrum No? How about testing a patch before you apply it?
holy **** found another dumb arse that dont know how to use his skill que |
ASDIC 2029
FRAPPE NATION
Sons of Sylph
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:10:07 -
[868] - Quote
RIP EVE ONLINE ! FREE TEH HAMSTERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ps: i think uninstalling Fozziesov will fix the problem ...... |
piercer
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:10:10 -
[869] - Quote
Someone blatantly took a call from some guy in Microsoft IT Support who had spotted some viruses on the Windows computer....... |
Slava Gagarin
Space Traffic Control
United Fleet
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:10:20 -
[870] - Quote
i want my money back |
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Vanilla Mooses
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
34
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:10:23 -
[871] - Quote
Anozeph wrote:where are the god damn server
where were you when eve died?
i was sitting at home drinking beer when mittani pings
"eve is kill"
"no" |
Pan Marian
Unity Ventures
Apocalypse Now.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:10:24 -
[872] - Quote
This is all a conspiracy of CCP to lower military indices throughout EVE so that there is more time to capture enemy sov ;P |
Umbari Kado
Khights Of Megiddo
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:10:28 -
[873] - Quote
OK, time to provide some food for thought:
Suppose there is an ant at each vertex of a triangle and the three ants simultaneously crawl along a side to the next vertex. The probability that no two ants will encounter one another is 2/8, since the only two cases in which no encounter occurs are when the ants all go left (clockwise) -- LLL -- or all go right (counterclockwise) -- RRR. In the six other cases -- RRL, RLR, RLL, LLR, LRL, and LRR -- there will be an encounter.
Now - what is the probability of no encounter for dodecahedron ?
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CrookedSpade
Mad Hatters Inc.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:10:31 -
[874] - Quote
So glad I can take the time to read this forum. What else choice do I have? |
Kropotkin
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
26
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:10:33 -
[875] - Quote
They've got this completely under control. |
Wur2e
High Priority Industries
Vengeful Swarm
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:10:43 -
[876] - Quote
Please everyone!
Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS ! |
Wolverine Chosen
gaming is not a crime
The Volition Cult
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:10:44 -
[877] - Quote
They call this investigating ??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhMiU3CcRQI |
eodestroyer beast
Imperial Guardians
Executive Outcomes
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:11:00 -
[878] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
[/b]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfbSY3qblWY |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:11:03 -
[879] - Quote
security patch worked! server disabled! Offline server secure server |
Misha Tokila
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
16
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:11:11 -
[880] - Quote
Mildron Klinker wrote:The CODErs always win! ALWAYS!!!
Only against pods, shuttles, industrials, freighters, and mining ships.
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Alleja DeSan-na
The Blind Fly
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:11:15 -
[881] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
[/b]
We really need Arthur Conan Doyle here. |
Omer Tivianne
Imperial House of Pancakes
Imperium Galactic Empire
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:11:34 -
[882] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
why dont you just delete the code you inserted today, check it, and then fix it, and then put it back in
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Wur2e
High Priority Industries
Vengeful Swarm
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:11:39 -
[883] - Quote
Meanwhile, at the CCP offices:
"Hey! It compiles! Ship it!" |
wimpzilla
Paxton Industries
Tactical Narcotics Team
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:11:40 -
[884] - Quote
Vanilla Mooses wrote:Mylena Kare wrote:We need Goons in here to make this thread into 100! I'd start z0r chaining but from what I am told that's not a good idea here :( Cowards.
Z
[u]\\0 CAMPGATE DODGER 0///[/u]
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Nolen Hekki
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:11:43 -
[885] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
Eve is kill |
Sanjin
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:12:06 -
[886] - Quote
Dang, I finally get a day off and... this. lol. Ain't that just how it works, though?
Welcome to Earth, where nothing ever, ever, goes your way. If it did, rest assured it was an oversight, and it will be rectified, immediately.
Back to Gibbons 'The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire,' then. I can move on to volume 4 if this lasts too long. |
xcelticwarriorx
Combined Imperial Fleet
Darwinism.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:12:23 -
[887] - Quote
and today i decided to wake up early and play...fml |
Motre
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:12:29 -
[888] - Quote
fl0pski wrote:Agent Unknown wrote:Misha Tokila wrote:Well, after an amazing uptime record, even with all the updates, something like this was bound to happen. So who can we blame for not feeding the hamster? Now, in all seriousness, assuming that the operating system that is running on the cluster is a form of Unix, is the problem that the hardware will not boot to the OS or is the problem that the EvE Online server program fails to start?
Another, more interesting question is that how is CCP going to compensate us for not being able to play the game?
ISK, SP, or Game Time? I prefer skill points. But then again, that's not my call to make.
There was no way to anticipate the servers having a tantrum No? How about testing a patch before you apply it?
Uh. How? You do know how big TQ is right? It's almost a supercomputer in its own right. They would need a second TQ to test a patch deployment to ensure it goes cleanly. They have servers to test internally, and I am sure they do, but the moment you start applying it to TQ(with all of its bits, pieces, data and unholy cores) who knows what could happen.
This still isn't as bad as it used to be when they didn't have patch deployments figured out. |
Vanilla Mooses
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
34
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:12:36 -
[889] - Quote
xion cyrus wrote:did they make sure the server was plugged in, maybe jiggle the cords. I don't know but damn. we love yah CCP but damn we thought sov change effected nully not the whole cluster
the word "nully" needs to be combined in a sentence with "iskie, dessie, thannie, toonie" and "goonie" and you will literally hit 11 on my pubometer and win free prizes |
Umbari Kado
Khights Of Megiddo
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:12:36 -
[890] - Quote
Umbari Kado wrote:OK, time to provide some food for thought:
Suppose there is an ant at each vertex of a triangle and the three ants simultaneously crawl along a side to the next vertex. The probability that no two ants will encounter one another is 2/8, since the only two cases in which no encounter occurs are when the ants all go left (clockwise) -- LLL -- or all go right (counterclockwise) -- RRR. In the six other cases -- RRL, RLR, RLL, LLR, LRL, and LRR -- there will be an encounter.
Now - what is the probability of no encounter for dodecahedron ?
No takers ? |
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JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc
Brave Collective
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:12:38 -
[891] - Quote
Remove this floppy god dammit !
http://tinyurl.com/ohru2ja |
Everett Rockefeller
Icendus Corux
Quam'Nocent
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:12:41 -
[892] - Quote
This is getting out of hand as it seems they haven't even identified the problem yet.
I swear I can see the server being offline a few days unless they pay big bucks to professionals to fix it.
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Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:12:44 -
[893] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Alpha Lonefire wrote:Can anyone tell me how to change my profile pic? I found this: Alpha Lonefire I will, but only if you tell me how to get to Sesame street :P ... I still don't know that how to get there :( D: I know, right? it's pretty damn tragic >.>
This calls for more alcohol. |
Alden Radd
Space Warriors Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:12:44 -
[894] - Quote
That hole is destabilizing, please get your thorax through! |
Steijn
Quay Industries
981
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:12:47 -
[895] - Quote
4 hours later and no sign of any improvement, rollback needed imo. |
itiniti
No.Mercy
Triumvirate.
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:13:03 -
[896] - Quote
fl0pski wrote:
No? How about testing a patch before you apply it?
How about thinking before you type? |
Steve Sector
KaChing Enrichment Company
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:13:07 -
[897] - Quote
well my 10 invention jobs finished 3 hours ago so I have lost 30 hours of invention so far :( |
Edward Sanmora
Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters
Ocularis Inferno
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:13:09 -
[898] - Quote
Figures, I have the morning off and can't play. |
Chuck Berlet
LightningStrikesTwice
Elemental Tide
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:13:17 -
[899] - Quote
Back in my day you were lucky if the servers came back online at all! All you young whippersnappers are spoiled with your fifteen minute server reboots. Why, back in the day the server could go down for weeks! When it finally came back online it had to boot through a DDOS Blizzard and it was uphill both ways!
CCP, I'm still sore you took my Jukebox from me, but you take your time getting the servers back online. You just stay relaxed and do your best. Most of us are cheering for you. |
Bodewhin Schwarz
Pure Avarice.
Lethal Intent.
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:13:20 -
[900] - Quote
Jesus, when did the eve community turn into a bunch of idiots begging for free **** just because the server is down for a few hours....
(¦Æ;..;)¦Æ
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Amanda Chan
Error 404 Pod Not Found
31
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:13:33 -
[901] - Quote
Fuzzy TheBear wrote:to Devs
What is plan B ? .. plan A is fubar , obviously What's the disaster recovery procedure ? Are there emergency procedures in place / in the books ? What's the plan when you hit the wall ?
And to add to the " rotating downtimes " comment earlier , it would make sense ,in fairness to all players to implement a 1 hour shift a day in the downtime so everyone has equal evening access .. Australians must be ripping their hairs off .
Lemon time for a double ^^
9/10 they took a snapshot and could easily roll back.
9/10 they have a backup from within a week that they could roll back to.
0/10 is the consideration for fairness for timezones. After all, you pick the time where there is the least amount of users impacted. Most companies would rather impact 5k clients based primarily in Australia then 10k based if Europe, US, etc. It's a simple numbers game.
Why would plan A be fubar? Until they decide that the amount of time needed to get the patch working would be unfeasible for keeping the server down(read more then 12 hours) they're likely to try to finish adding in the patch.
Just keep calm and wait.
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madhatta18
Prime Forces
The Methodical Alliance
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:13:36 -
[902] - Quote
Misha Tokila wrote:Mildron Klinker wrote:The CODErs always win! ALWAYS!!! Only against pods, shuttles, industrials, freighters, and mining ships.
speaking of code if ccp is realy into getting new players in then on top of there list should be to ban all ppls who work for code or those idiots that pay code to gank |
Arnold Hita
EVE University
Ivy League
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:13:46 -
[903] - Quote
EVERYBODY ONTO SISI !!!!!!!!!!
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
46
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:13:47 -
[904] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Alpha Lonefire wrote:Can anyone tell me how to change my profile pic? I found this: Alpha Lonefire I will, but only if you tell me how to get to Sesame street :P ... I still don't know that how to get there :( D: I know, right? it's pretty damn tragic >.> This calls for more alcohol.
Cheers :) |
fl0pski
Dark Buddha Rising
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:13:50 -
[905] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - SUPREME COMMANDER PAO HAS ASSUMED CONTROL TO RESOLVE THE SITUATION
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Terry Gillan
Terry's Film Company
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:13:53 -
[906] - Quote
Breaking news from the year 2027. After many years of investigation, CCP managed to find the reason behind the 2015 failed update, which they were not able to fix to this day.
CCP urges the players not to rush to any rash conclusions and wait another few years.
Sry, couldn't help :P |
Executioner Zateki
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:13:55 -
[907] - Quote
Just complete everyone's skill queues as compo would be good |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:13:57 -
[908] - Quote
Umbari Kado wrote:OK, time to provide some food for thought:
Suppose there is an ant at each vertex of a triangle and the three ants simultaneously crawl along a side to the next vertex. The probability that no two ants will encounter one another is 2/8, since the only two cases in which no encounter occurs are when the ants all go left (clockwise) -- LLL -- or all go right (counterclockwise) -- RRR. In the six other cases -- RRL, RLR, RLL, LLR, LRL, and LRR -- there will be an encounter.
Now - what is the probability of no encounter for dodecahedron ?
Also: If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a one legged monkey to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle? |
warpnot tothegate
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:14:06 -
[909] - Quote
I thought the test server was to prevent this ? |
Irakinia
New Eden Cultural Exchange
Advent of Fate
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:14:09 -
[910] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Have you tried turning it off and back on again? |
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msb4u
The Honorable Carebear Instigation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:14:17 -
[911] - Quote
CCP nice to put so many efforts to repair problems caused by patches
what about starting game at DT as stopped
and finding solution of patches problems some other way, we can wait on those patches few days
hope u'll find solution soon |
Starbuck05
Pretty Hate Machine.
Symmetric Symbiosis
266
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:14:18 -
[912] - Quote
I would immagine after 12 years of running this game they would have the necesary experience to fix these issues .. faster ..
just sayin ..
-á- I am the commanding officer , u should adress me as sir !
-á- But if i call u sir , what would i call your wife then ??
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iTengu
Svea Rike
Circle-Of-Two
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:14:21 -
[913] - Quote
you know you should just remove what ever you implemented codevice today. start the server as it were before DT and salv the problem with the code without the pressure of xxxxx players wanting to play the game.
stress often creat bad solutions on easy fixed problems. better to take your time with it. :) |
NightmareX
Lakagigar
635
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:14:36 -
[914] - Quote
Oh also, i blame the problems on the Pluto that we got to see yesterday .
Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:
1: Asteroid Madness
2: Clash of the Empires
3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama
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Raymond Barber
The Amarr Republic
Primal Ascendancy
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:14:52 -
[915] - Quote
Bignfurrie wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3TtS1wkb7M
If I'm not playing when this video ends you can has my stuff. But yo must prove you watched it all.
Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, 'cus they are so awesome!
Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, pretty big and pretty wide, they beat a polar bear in a fight!
Like and underwater unicorn, they have a kick ass facial horn, they're a jedi on the scene, they stopped Cthulu from eating ye!
Narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals, just don't let 'em touch your balls!
Narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals, inventors of the Shish Kebab!
Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, 'cus they are so awesome!
Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, pretty big and pretty wide, they beat a polar bear in a fight!
Like and underwater unicorn, they have a kick ass facial horn, they're a jedi on the scene, they stopped Cthulu from eating ye!
Narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals, just don't let 'em touch your balls!
Narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals, inventors of the Shish Kebab!
Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, 'cus they are so awesome!
Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, pretty big and pretty wide, they beat a polar bear in a fight!
Like and underwater unicorn, they have a kick ass facial horn, they're a jedi on the scene, they stopped Cthulu from eating ye!
Narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals, just don't let 'em touch your balls!
Narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals, inventors of the Shish Kebab!
Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, 'cus they are so awesome!
Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, pretty big and pretty wide, they beat a polar bear in a fight!
Like and underwater unicorn, they have a kick ass facial horn, they're a jedi on the scene, they stopped Cthulu from eating ye!
Narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals, just don't let 'em touch your balls!
Narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals, inventors of the Shish Kebab!
Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, 'cus they are so awesome!
Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, pretty big and pretty wide, they beat a polar bear in a fight!
Like and underwater unicorn, they have a kick ass facial horn, they're a jedi on the scene, they stopped Cthulu from eating ye!
Narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals, just don't let 'em touch your balls!
Narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals, inventors of the Shish Kebab! |
Wur2e
High Priority Industries
Vengeful Swarm
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:14:52 -
[916] - Quote
Now the true reality:
CCP Falcon wrote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL DRINKS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING THE HICKUPS
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON NEW DRINKS IS SCHEDULED
13:37 UTC - DRINK ORDER FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING (HICKUP)
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF GOING TO THE LIQUORSTORE
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO BUY DRINKS HAVE FAILED - STORE IS CLOSED |
test bumm
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:15:05 -
[917] - Quote
itiniti wrote:fl0pski wrote:
No? How about testing a patch before you apply it?
How about thinking before you type?
Have u tried it lately? |
Faud
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:15:07 -
[918] - Quote
I was going to be all butthurt about eve still being down 4 hours later.... but then you posted an IT crowd gif...and I was too amused by remembering the episode..
well played CCP Falcon, well played! |
Scott Hofferman
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:15:09 -
[919] - Quote
Vanilla Mooses wrote:Anozeph wrote:where are the god damn server
where were you when eve died? i was sitting at home drinking beer when mittani pings "eve is kill" "no"
why the hell would mittens care about the eve servers being down, he hasnt logged in in months. does he even play eve? |
Pah NoCha
Chaotic Serendipity
The Explicit Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:15:27 -
[920] - Quote
Damn mushrooms get invited to all the best parties !
Everyone says its because hes a fungi !
I didn't get invited, so I was gonna play EvE, but the gremlin says "NO"
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Naubudis
Empire of the Forsaken
Dark Crusade
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:15:47 -
[921] - Quote
Timomantis Nabali wrote:Stvndog wrote:Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot Every time someone asks for compensation.... take a shot!
Another shot! 'hick' We're a;; abot tu bee shlammered!
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Agent Unknown
Night Theifs
incendia equus
48
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:15:54 -
[922] - Quote
Motre wrote:fl0pski wrote:Agent Unknown wrote:Misha Tokila wrote:Well, after an amazing uptime record, even with all the updates, something like this was bound to happen. So who can we blame for not feeding the hamster? Now, in all seriousness, assuming that the operating system that is running on the cluster is a form of Unix, is the problem that the hardware will not boot to the OS or is the problem that the EvE Online server program fails to start?
Another, more interesting question is that how is CCP going to compensate us for not being able to play the game?
ISK, SP, or Game Time? I prefer skill points. But then again, that's not my call to make.
There was no way to anticipate the servers having a tantrum No? How about testing a patch before you apply it? Uh. How? You do know how big TQ is right? It's almost a supercomputer in its own right. They would need a second TQ to test a patch deployment to ensure it goes cleanly. They have servers to test internally, and I am sure they do, but the moment you start applying it to TQ(with all of its bits, pieces, data and unholy cores) who knows what could happen. This still isn't as bad as it used to be when they didn't have patch deployments figured out.
This. The complexity of TQ is what gives uncertainty to the patching process. The process may go fine on the test environments including Singularity/Duality where players have been playtesting the patches for month(s), but sometimes the gremlins don't come out until you expose it to production. I'm sure every programmer in this thread can relate to stuff breaking the moment it hits production and the subsequent scramble to fix it.
And to the people saying "rollback": I'm sure they already tried this, but no one knows the infrastructure so a cascading failure would've done the damage even after a rollback. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
49
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:15:57 -
[923] - Quote
Bodewhin Schwarz wrote:Jesus, when did the eve community turn into a bunch of idiots begging for free **** just because the server is down for a few hours....
IKR?
Less whining and more drinking... cause nothing says "classy" like crying into your beer =D |
Callum Ijonen
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:16:01 -
[924] - Quote
Time to get the backup going.
This is getting pretty ridiculous now... |
madhatta18
Prime Forces
The Methodical Alliance
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:16:06 -
[925] - Quote
Amanda Chan wrote:Fuzzy TheBear wrote:to Devs
What is plan B ? .. plan A is fubar , obviously What's the disaster recovery procedure ? Are there emergency procedures in place / in the books ? What's the plan when you hit the wall ?
And to add to the " rotating downtimes " comment earlier , it would make sense ,in fairness to all players to implement a 1 hour shift a day in the downtime so everyone has equal evening access .. Australians must be ripping their hairs off .
Lemon time for a double ^^
9/10 they took a snapshot and could easily roll back. 9/10 they have a backup from within a week that they could roll back to. 0/10 is the consideration for fairness for timezones. After all, you pick the time where there is the least amount of users impacted. Most companies would rather impact 5k clients based primarily in Australia then 10k based if Europe, US, etc. It's a simple numbers game. Why would plan A be fubar? Until they decide that the amount of time needed to get the patch working would be unfeasible for keeping the server down(read more then 12 hours) they're likely to try to finish adding in the patch. Just keep calm and wait.
regardless of nubers and obviously where you live how would you like it if something you pay for is always down in your playing time and not others obviusly your from a time zone that dt dont afect you
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chaosjj
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
76
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:16:06 -
[926] - Quote
Meanwhile, at CCP HQ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVKnF26qFFM |
Freya Sertan
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
479
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:16:06 -
[927] - Quote
Starbuck05 wrote:I would immagine after 12 years of running this game they would have the necesary experience to fix these issues .. faster ..
just sayin ..
Kinda hard when it doesn't happen but once in a blue moon, eh? And the trouble isn't with the "game", it's the hardware.
New Eden isn't nice. It isn't friendly. It isn't very hospitiable. Good thing there are people here to shoot in the face.
Want to make New Eden a nice place? Try this out.
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Kasi Briccius
MORDUS DEMONS
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:16:14 -
[928] - Quote
OK, so, I'm going to try outside, I think the door will open. I will let you all know how it turns out, if the air is good for consumption or not. If I don't make it you all can haz my stuffs. |
Xenia Ilchenka
South Mining Guild
The Esoteric Order of Dagon.
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:16:16 -
[929] - Quote
Bodewhin Schwarz wrote:Jesus, when did the eve community turn into a bunch of idiots begging for free **** just because the server is down for a few hours....
Its not free. It costs money. Give me money back, or give me free sht |
Jack Danefield
AirHogs
Zulu People
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:16:18 -
[930] - Quote
Bodewhin Schwarz wrote:Jesus, when did the eve community turn into a bunch of idiots begging for free **** just because the server is down for a few hours....
Actually I was about to write a post describing how this community handles this sort of thing way better then say, world of warcraft's...
Oh well. |
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hojo warrior
Original Sinners
The Bastion
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:16:23 -
[931] - Quote
computer says 'Noooo'
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Louise Antwoord
Sods
Mordus Angels
30
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:16:40 -
[932] - Quote
DB failure ! time for a reset.. |
Wur2e
High Priority Industries
Vengeful Swarm
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:16:54 -
[933] - Quote
Does someone have a backup on floppy's in here? |
Stutters Gravatt
Sono Keisan
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:17:00 -
[934] - Quote
This is why CCP needs to stop updating things that don't need it, such as the probe canning system that was broken in wormholes yesterday. Things were fine with the old system, unless you are adding content or fixing bugs I don't see the need for many of the changes being made. |
Shadowlightt
Hammer of Hephaestus
84
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:17:07 -
[935] - Quote
Just so you guys know when the server comes back up and everyone logins in at once it will overflow the server and cause it to beak and we will have to wait again, just saying. |
Umbari Kado
Khights Of Megiddo
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:17:44 -
[936] - Quote
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Umbari Kado wrote:OK, time to provide some food for thought:
Suppose there is an ant at each vertex of a triangle and the three ants simultaneously crawl along a side to the next vertex. The probability that no two ants will encounter one another is 2/8, since the only two cases in which no encounter occurs are when the ants all go left (clockwise) -- LLL -- or all go right (counterclockwise) -- RRR. In the six other cases -- RRL, RLR, RLL, LLR, LRL, and LRR -- there will be an encounter.
Now - what is the probability of no encounter for dodecahedron ?
Also: If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a one legged monkey to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
That was a serious question :) From Titan test... |
Elizabeth Norn
Nornir Research
Create Alliance
622
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:17:47 -
[937] - Quote
So is it CCP Soundguy or CCP UI Programmer's fault?
WTS ME 10 TE 20 BPOs & BPO Packs
WTS Collectible Large Rigged Small/Medium Ships
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xion cyrus
Jenk Corp
The Consortium of Worlds
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:17:52 -
[938] - Quote
this is what you get when you abuse your lover, they leave you and take all your stuff, quit whining and just show eve how much you lover her and she'll forgive you and you might just get they key scratch out of the side of your ship with new
Shipwow
tired of all them nasty scratches and buffs from combat Shipwow will get it out just 5 payments of 100mil isk and its yours
*disclaimer * does not work on rust buckets like winmatar ships |
Zero Eclipse
Revolver Inc.
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:17:57 -
[939] - Quote
Starbuck05 wrote:I would immagine after 12 years of running this game they would have the necesary experience to fix these issues .. faster ..
just sayin ..
They have 12 years of added-on code to complicate everything. |
Gavriel P Polux
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:17:59 -
[940] - Quote
Huh. Good thing I'm still at work and that today is not a day off... Keeping my fingers crossed for a successful restart. |
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Count Freyr
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:18:06 -
[941] - Quote
CCP have you tried to select the FozzieSov program and hit the uninstall button ? |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
49
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:18:16 -
[942] - Quote
Kasi Briccius wrote:OK, so, I'm going to try outside, I think the door will open. I will let you all know how it turns out, if the air is good for consumption or not. If I don't make it you all can haz my stuffs.
Goodbye! we'll always have Paris!
err... the forums.. whatever >.> |
Takashi Okamura
Rapid Withdrawal
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:18:22 -
[943] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Steijn wrote:another clusterf**k. Quite literally. We're working on it!
Don't you guys keep a high level 2 security Undo button under a wee locked plastic sealed box???
Could be time to use that protocall!! LoL |
Risa Silver
Stellar Evolution Inc.
Knights of the Clan
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:18:39 -
[944] - Quote
Naubudis wrote:Timomantis Nabali wrote:Stvndog wrote:Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot Every time someone asks for compensation.... take a shot! Another shot! 'hick' We're a;; abot tu bee shlammered!
hlp neeDz to go t te hozpitalz aa |
DeadDuck
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
153
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:18:40 -
[945] - Quote
Everett Rockefeller wrote:I swear I can see the server being offline a few days unless they pay big bucks to professionals to fix it.
Yeah EVE is one of the few games where towsand of people can play at the same time (since 2003)... I'm sure it's being run by amateurs all this time... |
Big Lynx
3348
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:18:48 -
[946] - Quote
SERVERS UP!!! |
Britilio Sandaris
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
24
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:18:51 -
[947] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Bodewhin Schwarz wrote:Jesus, when did the eve community turn into a bunch of idiots begging for free **** just because the server is down for a few hours.... IKR? Less whining and more drinking... cause nothing says "classy" like crying into your beer =D
Yup, let's just all chill out and let CCP get the servers working.
It happens, it'll get fixed :D |
Malros Skalmeye
Minmatar Ship Construction Services
Ushra'Khan
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:18:53 -
[948] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
Is that a flame grilled burger your looking at? I'm getting hungry here in France :-) |
Drabbin Mishi
Excognative Ignorance
Short Bus Syndicate
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:18:54 -
[949] - Quote
Gavriel P Polux wrote:Huh. Good thing I'm still at work and that today is not a day off... Keeping my fingers crossed for a successful restart.
My thoughts exactly - glad I'm at work! |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
49
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:19:04 -
[950] - Quote
Naubudis wrote:Timomantis Nabali wrote:Stvndog wrote:Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot Every time someone asks for compensation.... take a shot! Another shot! 'hick' We're a;; abot tu bee shlammered!
TY for playing <3 |
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Buck Tudd Russell
Sugar Cube Corner
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:19:09 -
[951] - Quote
Ouch CCP, right in the ISK per Hour
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Drathel
Negative-Impact
Back and Forth
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:19:14 -
[952] - Quote
Xenia Ilchenka wrote:Bodewhin Schwarz wrote:Jesus, when did the eve community turn into a bunch of idiots begging for free **** just because the server is down for a few hours.... Its not free. It costs money. Give me money back, or give me free sht
My calculations say that you're in need of a $0.10245901 refund for the five hours of extended downtime. Would you like this back on your credit card? |
Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
47
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:19:25 -
[953] - Quote
Two bats are going for their midnight feed.
After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood.
The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The first bat says enviously, "Where did you get all that blood from?"
The second bat replies, "Follow me. I`ll show you."
After awhile the second bat leads them to a cave. He says, "You see that wall over there?"
The hungry bat excitedly says, "Yes!"
Other bat says, "I didn't." |
Tick Dracy
Roving Guns Inc.
RAZOR Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:19:31 -
[954] - Quote
time to call it a day and call in CCP FIXIT |
Bester Lamont
Sanford and Drones Mining Ltd.
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:19:32 -
[955] - Quote
If I messed around for 3 1/2 hours trying to reboot into an update that's obviously borked instead of rolling back to previous version, I'd be cleaning out my desk. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:19:37 -
[956] - Quote
Omer Tivianne wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
why dont you just delete the code you inserted today, check it, and then fix it, and then put it back in
Are you suggesting they turn it off and back on again? I think this should be a new rule to the drinking game. |
Britilio Sandaris
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
24
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:19:38 -
[957] - Quote
Big Lynx wrote:SERVERS UP!!!
LIES! |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:19:41 -
[958] - Quote
Umbari Kado wrote:Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Umbari Kado wrote:OK, time to provide some food for thought:
Suppose there is an ant at each vertex of a triangle and the three ants simultaneously crawl along a side to the next vertex. The probability that no two ants will encounter one another is 2/8, since the only two cases in which no encounter occurs are when the ants all go left (clockwise) -- LLL -- or all go right (counterclockwise) -- RRR. In the six other cases -- RRL, RLR, RLL, LLR, LRL, and LRR -- there will be an encounter.
Now - what is the probability of no encounter for dodecahedron ?
Also: If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a one legged monkey to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle? That was a serious question :) From Titan test...
I know. But mine is easier.
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Hoshi Nakumoto
X-Fleet Phantoms
The Sinful Legion
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:19:43 -
[959] - Quote
Jack Danefield wrote:Bodewhin Schwarz wrote:Jesus, when did the eve community turn into a bunch of idiots begging for free **** just because the server is down for a few hours.... Actually I was about to write a post describing how this community handles this sort of thing way better then say, world of warcraft's... Oh well.
IKR
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Dunpeal Hunter
Zervas Aeronautics
The Bastion
66
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:19:49 -
[960] - Quote
omg Eve is dying! (for realzies)
I am gonna kill myselfif i can't play eve within the next 5 minutes!! Seriously NOT cool CCP.... Do you want my death on your conscience? Well, do you????
I dont know if this is important or not, but i have chickens.....
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TigerXtrm
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
1185
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:19:59 -
[961] - Quote
Relevant.
My YouTube Channel - EVE Tutorials & other game related things!
My Website - Blogs, Livestreams & Forums
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Starbuck05
Pretty Hate Machine.
Symmetric Symbiosis
266
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:20:07 -
[962] - Quote
Freya Sertan wrote:Starbuck05 wrote:I would immagine after 12 years of running this game they would have the necesary experience to fix these issues .. faster ..
just sayin .. Kinda hard when it doesn't happen but once in a blue moon, eh? And the trouble isn't with the "game", it's the hardware.
If you've played eve for a while and im gonna assume that you did / do then you would know come every patch they manage to break something .. .
and the above holds true for both game and hardware .. cause , CCP do have people repairing / swaping hardware too no ?
but again .. just sayin.
P.S yea i'l admit these long downtimes arent so often , but still ..
-á- I am the commanding officer , u should adress me as sir !
-á- But if i call u sir , what would i call your wife then ??
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Ecolo
Highcouncil Private Holding
The Tsunami Collective
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:20:08 -
[963] - Quote
Azunai Celestus wrote:ok guys and gals it's official, ccp tech are now rocking backward and forward under their desks with a bottle of vodka, phoning microsoft help desk To me it just sounds like fun Ah well good luck i need to get back to the weeding of the garden.
Sound like a good plan(t) to kill some time, I'll also smoke some weed in the garden!!
Ty 4 the tip
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Spyra Gryra
Tash-Murkon Scrap and Salvage
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:20:10 -
[964] - Quote
Jack Danefield wrote:Bodewhin Schwarz wrote:Jesus, when did the eve community turn into a bunch of idiots begging for free **** just because the server is down for a few hours.... Actually I was about to write a post describing how this community handles this sort of thing way better then say, world of warcraft's... Oh well.
No you weren't.
The Eve community is not special or more intelligent than any other. I'm not sure why people keep perpetuating that myth. |
Sexy Cakes
Have A Seat
949
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:20:12 -
[965] - Quote
As a misanthrope who is stuck at work all day during this....
I'm enjoying this thoroughly.
Not today spaghetti.
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
49
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:20:19 -
[966] - Quote
Britilio Sandaris wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Bodewhin Schwarz wrote:Jesus, when did the eve community turn into a bunch of idiots begging for free **** just because the server is down for a few hours.... IKR? Less whining and more drinking... cause nothing says "classy" like crying into your beer =D Yup, let's just all chill out and let CCP get the servers working. It happens, it'll get fixed :D
Real talk :) |
Ellis Goa'uld
Stronghelm Corporation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:20:34 -
[967] - Quote
Stutters Gravatt wrote:This is why CCP needs to stop updating things that don't need it, such as the probe canning system that was broken in wormholes yesterday. Things were fine with the old system, unless you are adding content or fixing bugs I don't see the need for many of the changes being made.
I found that scanning was only broken in the beta map in wormholes, not in the old map. |
Kalfar Chillar
The Minutemen
The Bastion
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:20:38 -
[968] - Quote
So, who here is sitting with a bag of popcorn? |
Nightcreeper IsAConqueror
The Carver Club
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:20:50 -
[969] - Quote
I would love to play SISI, but, they haven't mirrored the DB since May 10th!
So, apparently, my account doesn't exist to that server. |
Auron Orlenard
Sock Robbers Inc.
Low-Class
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:20:57 -
[970] - Quote
Hit it with the NerfBAT, if all fails use the BanHammer. |
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Sanjin
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:21:06 -
[971] - Quote
It's just a Skinner Box, in a more technologically suitable package... Stop pushing the button, it'll be ok... Believe it or not, you can play the game without min/maxing every action in advance... |
MrChuckNorris
Mostly Sober
Dead Terrorists
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:21:08 -
[972] - Quote
i had a nice and easy 5/10 scanned down right before down time and stayed up just so I could run it.... looks like its up to someone else to run it at this point. im off to bed.
@CCP, hope you guys figure out whats going on and falcon punch it in the balls.
~Chuckles |
Alleja DeSan-na
The Blind Fly
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:21:11 -
[973] - Quote
Really interested in 15.30 Situation Update.
It's an half our date that start to like to me. |
Wingman8701 Boirelle
ReD. Vengance
Circle-Of-Two
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:21:14 -
[974] - Quote
Well 4 hours is starting to bite a little... |
Everett Rockefeller
Icendus Corux
Quam'Nocent
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:21:16 -
[975] - Quote
DeadDuck wrote:Everett Rockefeller wrote:I swear I can see the server being offline a few days unless they pay big bucks to professionals to fix it.
Yeah EVE is one of the few games where towsand of people can play at the same time (since 2003)... I'm sure it's being run by amateurs all this time...
Well by the way CCP hasn't given the reeason or even a time when they think this could be resolved, this looks like **** hit the fan.
Just you see ^^ |
Lagranzh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:21:32 -
[976] - Quote
Hello, there! Probably you need to hire team of talented DevOps from Russia to prevent such situations?
Write me here or privately to discuss the thing, if this is acceptable for you..
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fl0pski
Dark Buddha Rising
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:21:34 -
[977] - Quote
Spyra Gryra wrote:Jack Danefield wrote:Bodewhin Schwarz wrote:Jesus, when did the eve community turn into a bunch of idiots begging for free **** just because the server is down for a few hours.... Actually I was about to write a post describing how this community handles this sort of thing way better then say, world of warcraft's... Oh well. No you weren't. The Eve community is not special or more intelligent than any other. I'm not sure why people keep perpetuating that myth.
I was hoping it would be more adult though. |
Spyra Gryra
Tash-Murkon Scrap and Salvage
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:21:36 -
[978] - Quote
Ecolo wrote:Azunai Celestus wrote:ok guys and gals it's official, ccp tech are now rocking backward and forward under their desks with a bottle of vodka, phoning microsoft help desk To me it just sounds like fun Ah well good luck i need to get back to the weeding of the garden. Sound like a good plan(t) to kill some time, I'll also smoke some weed in the garden!! Ty 4 the tip
You are a pretty cool guy, man. |
eodestroyer beast
Imperial Guardians
Executive Outcomes
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:21:44 -
[979] - Quote
get ready guys. 10 minutes until they update us and say they are still working on it. =P |
Xenia Ilchenka
South Mining Guild
The Esoteric Order of Dagon.
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:21:51 -
[980] - Quote
Drathel wrote:Xenia Ilchenka wrote:Bodewhin Schwarz wrote:Jesus, when did the eve community turn into a bunch of idiots begging for free **** just because the server is down for a few hours.... Its not free. It costs money. Give me money back, or give me free sht My calculations say that you're in need of a $0.10245901 refund for the five hours of extended downtime. Would you like this back on your credit card?
Start writing the check. |
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Gimme Sake
State War Academy
Caldari State
195
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:21:52 -
[981] - Quote
Auron Orlenard wrote:Hit it with the NerfBAT, if all fails use the BanHammer.
And if it ain't broken yet, dank fix it!
"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
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Jarsoom Blade
Blade's Legion
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:21:54 -
[982] - Quote
I vote for unleashing CCP Guard into the server room. He is the only one with the proper respectable height qualifications to wriggle in between the cables to see what's wrong. Save us, CCP Guard! #releasethekraken |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
49
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:21:55 -
[983] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Omer Tivianne wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
why dont you just delete the code you inserted today, check it, and then fix it, and then put it back in Are you suggesting they turn it off and back on again? I think this should be a new rule to the drinking game.
Agreed! |
Arden Bastilla
Defiance LLC
Praetorian Directorate
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:21:57 -
[984] - Quote
Being a sys admin myself I know how things go. I don't know if most of you realize the complexity that goes into the cluster that they use. This isn't just a couple of servers working together. This is some real complex equipment.
Multi-blade chasis with servers having RAM in the Tera Bytes, Storage Area Networks having probably at least two if not three controllers with the same for the hdds that probably number in the hundreds to host everything. THen you have to have the core switch/router infrastructure that supports a high enough bandwidth to process all of the transactions internally and externally that happen. I'm sure just the Databases alone are probably on some massive Oracle server or three to even manage everything.
In a system like this saying that it doesn't "Startup" is like finding a needle in the proverbial lake, and the needle is made of clear glass and doesn't have to be at the bottom.
I'm sure CCP tried all the usual suspects first to get a quick restore and when that failed they are having to methodically not let their heads spin off their shoulders and go through each system involved and check it.
*cheers* good luck and I will now head back to my spreadsheets in space companion game. |
Umbari Kado
Khights Of Megiddo
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:22:02 -
[985] - Quote
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Umbari Kado wrote:Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Umbari Kado wrote:OK, time to provide some food for thought:
Suppose there is an ant at each vertex of a triangle and the three ants simultaneously crawl along a side to the next vertex. The probability that no two ants will encounter one another is 2/8, since the only two cases in which no encounter occurs are when the ants all go left (clockwise) -- LLL -- or all go right (counterclockwise) -- RRR. In the six other cases -- RRL, RLR, RLL, LLR, LRL, and LRR -- there will be an encounter.
Now - what is the probability of no encounter for dodecahedron ?
Also: If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a one legged monkey to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle? That was a serious question :) From Titan test... I know. But mine is easier.
Nope...it is pretty easy :) |
SHADOWWALKER shadows
Haight Industries LLC
No Forks Given
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:22:04 -
[986] - Quote
since half of eve is hear atm, can I get 1mil from all you, I promise ill double your isk javascript:insertsmiley('','/Images/Emoticons/ccp_twisted.png')javascript:insertsmiley('','/Images/Emoticons/ccp_twisted.png')javascript:insertsmiley('','/Images/Emoticons/ccp_twisted.png')javascript:insertsmiley('','/Images/Emoticons/ccp_twisted.png') |
Cervantis Storm
Respawn Disabled
Initiative Mercenaries
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:22:07 -
[987] - Quote
Quickly, everyone not complaining about the guys complaining about complaining about free stuff, complain about them. No free sp for anybody, update your queues for more then 24 hours plz, and get out of your seat, mow your lawns, or get more beer, or even buy more cheesy poofs, servers have been down for over a day in the past,,,,,,,,,,,,,, from ddos, ccp, please feed the hamsters. |
Goin Off
Manson Family
Advent of Fate
18
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:22:07 -
[988] - Quote
OMG EVE is broken So much for my roam
Not worried though they have their top tier working on it
I have an how bout test before deploy |
Chuck Berlet
LightningStrikesTwice
Elemental Tide
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:22:18 -
[989] - Quote
Kalfar Chillar wrote:So, who here is sitting with a bag of popcorn?
These whippersnappers have got their feathers in a bunch over the old downtime lengths. Ha! *shakes cane* |
Pandion Knight Rinah
Space Warriors Alliance
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:22:23 -
[990] - Quote
My Mama said this would happen! |
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Steijn
Quay Industries
984
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:22:44 -
[991] - Quote
Sexy Cakes wrote:As a misanthrope who is stuck at work all day during this....
I'm enjoying this thoroughly.
dont gloat too much, it probably still wont be up when you get home. |
DerpimusPrime Aihaken
The Dead End
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:22:50 -
[992] - Quote
Stop hiring interns. |
Kazi Kugisa
EVE University
Ivy League
26
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:22:52 -
[993] - Quote
CCP is hard at work reloading the legacy code into the server:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcwxW2ne-UU |
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:23:04 -
[994] - Quote
Agent Unknown wrote:Motre wrote:fl0pski wrote:Agent Unknown wrote:Misha Tokila wrote:Well, after an amazing uptime record, even with all the updates, something like this was bound to happen. So who can we blame for not feeding the hamster? Now, in all seriousness, assuming that the operating system that is running on the cluster is a form of Unix, is the problem that the hardware will not boot to the OS or is the problem that the EvE Online server program fails to start?
Another, more interesting question is that how is CCP going to compensate us for not being able to play the game?
ISK, SP, or Game Time? I prefer skill points. But then again, that's not my call to make.
There was no way to anticipate the servers having a tantrum No? How about testing a patch before you apply it? Uh. How? You do know how big TQ is right? It's almost a supercomputer in its own right. They would need a second TQ to test a patch deployment to ensure it goes cleanly. They have servers to test internally, and I am sure they do, but the moment you start applying it to TQ(with all of its bits, pieces, data and unholy cores) who knows what could happen. This still isn't as bad as it used to be when they didn't have patch deployments figured out. You're making it more complex than need be.... all they need do is upgrade from a 286 with 256MB of RAM to a new 386 with 512MB of Ram. Problem solved! This. The complexity of TQ is what gives uncertainty to the patching process. The process may go fine on the test environments including Singularity/Duality where players have been playtesting the patches for month(s), but sometimes the gremlins don't come out until you expose it to production. I'm sure every programmer in this thread can relate to stuff breaking the moment it hits production and the subsequent scramble to fix it. And to the people saying "rollback": I'm sure they already tried this, but no one knows the infrastructure so a cascading failure would've done the damage even after a rollback.
You're making it more complex than need be.... all they need do is upgrade from a 286 with 256MB of RAM to a new 386 with 512MB of Ram. Problem solved! |
madhatta18
Prime Forces
The Methodical Alliance
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:23:08 -
[995] - Quote
does anyone know the stardate that was used when bill gates and microsoft bought out the programming rights to eve patches and up dates ANYONE |
Kanzero
Virtus Crusade
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:23:14 -
[996] - Quote
Too much whining. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
49
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:23:18 -
[997] - Quote
Kalfar Chillar wrote:So, who here is sitting with a bag of popcorn?
12pack of beer in my case, basically the same though :) |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:23:25 -
[998] - Quote
Umbari Kado wrote:Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Umbari Kado wrote:Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Umbari Kado wrote:OK, time to provide some food for thought:
Suppose there is an ant at each vertex of a triangle and the three ants simultaneously crawl along a side to the next vertex. The probability that no two ants will encounter one another is 2/8, since the only two cases in which no encounter occurs are when the ants all go left (clockwise) -- LLL -- or all go right (counterclockwise) -- RRR. In the six other cases -- RRL, RLR, RLL, LLR, LRL, and LRR -- there will be an encounter.
Now - what is the probability of no encounter for dodecahedron ?
Also: If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a one legged monkey to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle? That was a serious question :) From Titan test... I know. But mine is easier. Nope...it is pretty easy :)
Yes. 2/10 x 10 to the tenth plus 2
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Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy
Caldari State
24
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:23:25 -
[999] - Quote
Everett Rockefeller wrote:DeadDuck wrote:Everett Rockefeller wrote:I swear I can see the server being offline a few days unless they pay big bucks to professionals to fix it.
Yeah EVE is one of the few games where towsand of people can play at the same time (since 2003)... I'm sure it's being run by amateurs all this time... Well by the way CCP hasn't given the reeason or even a time when they think this could be resolved, this looks like **** hit the fan. Just you see ^^
Like this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NjTE2vpMA8 |
Kalfar Chillar
The Minutemen
The Bastion
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:23:31 -
[1000] - Quote
If you have a minute please fill out this DT survey http://strawpoll.me/4929649! |
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Ben Cromwell
SCHEISSEKONIIG
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:23:32 -
[1001] - Quote
There's some sort of wormhole outside my patio doors, it is intensely yellow so i assume it leads to Amarr space...i went to investigate and it was so bright....so much heat. There were humans out there, no environmental suits...basking in the radiation.
Drifters?
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Takashi Okamura
Rapid Withdrawal
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:23:51 -
[1002] - Quote
Big Lynx wrote:SERVERS UP!!!
http://www.wilwheaton.net/code/ |
LemurCatta
FREE GATES
Nulli Secunda
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:23:54 -
[1003] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40 |
Semtex Attor
Black Hydra Consortium.
CODE.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:24:05 -
[1004] - Quote
madhatta18 wrote:Misha Tokila wrote:Mildron Klinker wrote:The CODErs always win! ALWAYS!!! Only against pods, shuttles, industrials, freighters, and mining ships. speaking of code if ccp is realy into getting new players in then on top of there list should be to ban all ppls who work for code or those idiots that pay code to gank
More tears please! |
Electra Magnetic
Echelon Research
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
32
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:24:08 -
[1005] - Quote
Instead of trolling the forums, come watch the Atlas V launch for a few minutes. http://www.ulalaunch.com/webcast.aspx |
Steve Sector
KaChing Enrichment Company
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:24:09 -
[1006] - Quote
Ok the fix is not going well !
Time to use a MUCH bigger hammer |
arshee Tadaruwa
Reborn Insurgency
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:24:23 -
[1007] - Quote
EVE been broken for a while....well....shiet |
Kossaw
Body Count Inc.
Pandemic Legion
134
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:24:27 -
[1008] - Quote
Wingman8701 Boirelle wrote:Well 4 hours is starting to bite a little...
Sit back and relax dude. The record is like 3 days.
WTB : An image in my signature
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Fugly Isktaker
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:24:28 -
[1009] - Quote
Freya Sertan wrote:
Kinda hard
Tell me more.
My new game is to pick random forum quotes and take them WAAAAAAY out of context!! Yay!! |
Risa Silver
Stellar Evolution Inc.
Knights of the Clan
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:24:33 -
[1010] - Quote
That "servers up" message is clearly a lie, but deep down it made us all feel a little better for a few seconds. hopes were up :D |
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Bignfurrie
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:24:36 -
[1011] - Quote
Im sorry. It is all my fault for resubbing after 6 months. My badness broke EvE again. |
Hoshi Nakumoto
X-Fleet Phantoms
The Sinful Legion
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:24:45 -
[1012] - Quote
Enslaved Mistress wrote:Two bats are going for their midnight feed.
After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood.
The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The first bat says enviously, "Where did you get all that blood from?"
The second bat replies, "Follow me. I`ll show you."
After awhile the second bat leads them to a cave. He says, "You see that wall over there?"
The hungry bat excitedly says, "Yes!"
Other bat says, "I didn't."
I LOL'ed
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Spyra Gryra
Tash-Murkon Scrap and Salvage
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:24:53 -
[1013] - Quote
Kanzero wrote:Too much whining.
Whining about whining is totally ok and makes it all better. |
Cap'n Rick Clusterbomb
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:24:59 -
[1014] - Quote
At least CCP trained 'Investigation' to V as they keep the "investigation ongoing".
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Count Freyr
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:25:10 -
[1015] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - ALL THE HAMSTERS ARE DEAD, EvE ONLINE IS OVER.
[/b]
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Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:25:22 -
[1016] - Quote
Cannot GET /4929649!
Like Tranquility Server... FAIL!
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Raymond Barber
The Amarr Republic
Primal Ascendancy
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:25:23 -
[1017] - Quote
Maybe this is whats happening at CCP HQ today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJbTjBLEKBU |
Amanda Chan
Error 404 Pod Not Found
32
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:25:30 -
[1018] - Quote
madhatta18 wrote:[
regardless of nubers and obviously where you live how would you like it if something you pay for is always down in your playing time and not others obviusly your from a time zone that dt dont afect you
I would feel fine with it? I have downtime everyday in the middle of my playtime. Sometimes it's 15 minutes, rarely does it go past 30 minutes and of course today when it's gone on for hours. Usually I just go to the bathroom, grab a beer, make something to eat. Today I have the opportunity to go outside |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
51
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:25:39 -
[1019] - Quote
madhatta18 wrote:does anyone know the stardate that was used when bill gates and microsoft bought out the programming rights to eve patches and up dates ANYONE
Captains log: DRINK! |
Zork100
Irata III Trek Alliance
Nerfed Alliance Go Away
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:25:45 -
[1020] - Quote
CCP Sez: "All your Gametime R Belong to us" |
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ChernoAlpha
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:25:46 -
[1021] - Quote
Is this ccp's new way to stop pl t3 gang using worm holes? |
BlackyJacky
Fusion Enterprises Ltd
Phoenix Company Alliance
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:25:47 -
[1022] - Quote
I am having to talk to people in RL..its scarily cause they can see me. Plus note I discovered outside...not as awesome as internet space ships |
Tipa Riot
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
925
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:25:59 -
[1023] - Quote
I'm fine with it as long as I'm in office ... but I will leave soon ...
I'm my own NPC alt.
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Ekkar
Eve Ship Building Inc.
Get Off My Lawn
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:26:01 -
[1024] - Quote
New !!! Eve Offline.... get your copy now........ Send real money for your copy today.... What do you mean you are already playing
your own Eve Offline ??? |
Christo World
Under the Wings of Fury
Spears of Destiny
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:26:02 -
[1025] - Quote
herpy derp derp derp |
Zero Eclipse
Revolver Inc.
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:26:03 -
[1026] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Kalfar Chillar wrote:So, who here is sitting with a bag of popcorn? 12pack of beer in my case, basically the same though :)
12pack crew checking in |
Henry Mancini
Black Scorpions Inc
Fidelas Constans
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:26:13 -
[1027] - Quote
Hopefully back online for the autz tomorrow.
Good Luck CCP Peeps, I hope the coffee supply will hold out long enough for you chaps to get it all sorted. |
Everett Rockefeller
Icendus Corux
Quam'Nocent
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:26:22 -
[1028] - Quote
Tiberius Whitewolf wrote:Everett Rockefeller wrote:DeadDuck wrote:Everett Rockefeller wrote:I swear I can see the server being offline a few days unless they pay big bucks to professionals to fix it.
Yeah EVE is one of the few games where towsand of people can play at the same time (since 2003)... I'm sure it's being run by amateurs all this time... Well by the way CCP hasn't given the reeason or even a time when they think this could be resolved, this looks like **** hit the fan. Just you see ^^ Like this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NjTE2vpMA8
I swear you made this ****** day a bit funnier :D |
alzimer
Know Your Neighbors Emporium
WO'S HO'S
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:26:23 -
[1029] - Quote
further updates would be nice at least every 30 mins |
Terry Gillan
Terry's Film Company
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:26:24 -
[1030] - Quote
test bumm wrote:itiniti wrote:fl0pski wrote:
No? How about testing a patch before you apply it?
How about thinking before you type? Have u tried it lately?
Nah, thinking is too dangerous. Could lead to unpredictable results. |
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Yin Ortu
Pandemic Rust
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:26:27 -
[1031] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
I see what you did there |
Ginger 1887 tout
Roaming Midgits
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:26:34 -
[1032] - Quote
man i hope we get summit strange and kool to ease our suffering during these troubled times. Lol i know everyone at ccp is workign hard to sort out the code issues, but i must say it is very frustrating non the least |
ISD Arooga
ISD STAR
22
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:26:43 -
[1033] - Quote
At least the Help channels are quiet, until it boots up at least.
Then it'll be carnage :)
ISD Arooga
Captain
ISD STAR (Support Training and Resources)
Helping new players undock since 2003
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Sanjin
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:26:48 -
[1034] - Quote
Bah, fine. Unlike a lot of you, I have a perfectly functional warcraft account, and a rogue itching for some random battegrounds to pwn noobs. I've never seen the sense in thinking these two games are mutually exclusive. Gonna go gut me a few pallies. Check ya later. |
Spyra Gryra
Tash-Murkon Scrap and Salvage
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:26:49 -
[1035] - Quote
I'm enjoying the forums more than the game. |
Zaphod Hawke
Hoplite Brigade
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:26:53 -
[1036] - Quote
MrChuckNorris wrote:i had a nice and easy 5/10 scanned down right before down time and stayed up just so I could run it.... looks like its up to someone else to run it at this point. im off to bed.
@CCP, hope you guys figure out whats going on and falcon punch it in the balls.
~Chuckles
Dead Terrorists? Chuck? RIP Galmil. |
Diamond Hunter01
Great White North Productions
Alternate Allegiance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:27:02 -
[1037] - Quote
Change the Hamster. This one os old. |
Big Lynx
3351
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:27:20 -
[1038] - Quote
How is Iwantisk gathering ISk for stellar pool when servers are offline?!? |
Lady Areola Fappington
2591
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:27:28 -
[1039] - Quote
Arden Bastilla wrote:Being a sys admin myself I know how things go. I don't know if most of you realize the complexity that goes into the cluster that they use. This isn't just a couple of servers working together. This is some real complex equipment.
Multi-blade chasis with servers having RAM in the Tera Bytes, Storage Area Networks having probably at least two if not three controllers with the same for the hdds that probably number in the hundreds to host everything. THen you have to have the core switch/router infrastructure that supports a high enough bandwidth to process all of the transactions internally and externally that happen. I'm sure just the Databases alone are probably on some massive Oracle server or three to even manage everything.
In a system like this saying that it doesn't "Startup" is like finding a needle in the proverbial lake, and the needle is made of clear glass and doesn't have to be at the bottom.
I'm sure CCP tried all the usual suspects first to get a quick restore and when that failed they are having to methodically not let their heads spin off their shoulders and go through each system involved and check it.
*cheers* good luck and I will now head back to my spreadsheets in space companion game.
I work at a medium size hospital, and we have a respectable IT infrastructure. Lots of wireless stuff, telemetry, iPads with medical records, digital forms and such.
Walking into the IT server room was something like walking into the computer fore of a futuristic starship, IMO. Blinking lights, wires everywhere, racks all over the place, a robot, clicking and beeping and all that fun stuff! Our system really isn't even that complex, too!
I can't imagine how complex the CCP server cluster is, if it takes all that just to run a hospital in a medium sized city!
7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY?
No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided.
--Eve New Player Guide
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Claire Badasaz
EVE University
Ivy League
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:27:35 -
[1040] - Quote
I wanted to take my Amarr Procrastinator out today, now i am stuck with RL work. |
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Shuffle Bug
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:27:40 -
[1041] - Quote
Bahaha, figures it happens during my regular play time :P
Oh well, CCP is usually on top of their stuff. I'm sure it will be on again soon. |
Larn Conner
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:27:43 -
[1042] - Quote
Have you tried to taser the hamster back to life? I see doctors use those pads on patients, maybe tase the hamster a few times to get it up and running. |
Zork100
Irata III Trek Alliance
Nerfed Alliance Go Away
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:27:47 -
[1043] - Quote
Count Freyr wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - ALL THE HAMSTERS ARE DEAD, EvE ONLINE IS OVER.
[/b]
16:00 UTC - PLEASE UNINSTALL YOUR EVE CLIENT AND INSTALL DOTA. AND THANKS FO ALL THE FISH |
Epentix
The Liberatos Corporation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:27:49 -
[1044] - Quote
Freya Sertan wrote:Starbuck05 wrote:I would immagine after 12 years of running this game they would have the necesary experience to fix these issues .. faster ..
just sayin .. Kinda hard when it doesn't happen but once in a blue moon, eh? And the trouble isn't with the "game", it's the hardware.
are you for real??? lol
"it isn't in the game but in the hardware"
Please do tell that to CCP or quit pretending you know something about it. |
Imperial Concubine
Wedrixten
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:27:58 -
[1045] - Quote
Oh well back to bed. |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:27:58 -
[1046] - Quote
This is the story of a game named EVE. EVE worked for a company in a big server where she was Cluster number 427. Cluster Number 427's job was simple: she sat in hamster ball 427 and pushed out the tics on the server. Orders came to her through the cluster's network, telling her when to push the tic, how many to push, and how fast. This is what Cluster 427 did every day of every month and every year, and although others might have considered it soul-rending, EVE relished every moment that the orders came in, as though she had been made exactly for this job. And EVE was happy.
And then one day, something very peculiar happened. Something that would forever change EVE. Something she would never quite forget. She had been at her for nearly an 24 hours when he realized that not one single order had arrived from CCP. No-one had showed up to give her instructions, call a meeting, or even say Hi. Something was very clearly wrong. Shocked, frozen solid, EVE found herself unable to move for the longest time. |
Tyronicon
Legion's Knights Of The Round
Intrepid Crossing
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:28:06 -
[1047] - Quote
Randomly flipping through this thread. Man we eve players are a whiny bunch of hormonal teenagers. It's great. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
51
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:28:11 -
[1048] - Quote
Zork100 wrote:CCP Sez: "All your Gametime R Belong to us"
"They set us up the downtime"
sorry couldn't help myself >.< |
House Denja
Island Madeira Mining CO
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:28:16 -
[1049] - Quote
The game is offline for 30 minuts in general or 1 hour, but now take long time and whe pay it game time !whe will be refund in some time?
tnks
best regards |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:28:16 -
[1050] - Quote
BlackyJacky wrote:I am having to talk to people in RL..its scarily cause they can see me. Plus note I discovered outside...not as awesome as internet space ships
LOL lots of people haven't seen the REAL sun in years, preferring of course, the rays of the suns in Eve. |
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Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy
Caldari State
24
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:28:45 -
[1051] - Quote
ISD Arooga wrote:At least the Help channels are quiet, until it boots up at least.
Then it'll be carnage :)
Youll be spamming that "Hit f12 and make a ticket" macro furiously! |
Yuri Fedorov
Shadow Legion X
The Bastion
29
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:28:52 -
[1052] - Quote
Did they try priming? How about starting fluid? |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
51
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:28:58 -
[1053] - Quote
Zero Eclipse wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Kalfar Chillar wrote:So, who here is sitting with a bag of popcorn? 12pack of beer in my case, basically the same though :) 12pack crew checking in
/highfive |
Alexey Rumyancev
Catastrophe Assembly
Out of Sight.
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:29:02 -
[1054] - Quote
Zork100 wrote:Count Freyr wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - ALL THE HAMSTERS ARE DEAD, EvE ONLINE IS OVER.
[/b] 16:00 UTC - PLEASE UNINSTALL YOUR EVE CLIENT AND INSTALL DOTA. AND THANKS FO ALL THE FISH
"... and also no refunds" |
Nightcreeper IsAConqueror
The Carver Club
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:29:04 -
[1055] - Quote
And Remember,
"The Power of 2"
So you have twice as much to ***** about......
Was actually going to be adding a third account also.
Help me make use of my 3x 24" Samsung Monitors XD
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Wooly Akachi
What Could Go Wrong
Lethal Intent.
49
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:29:05 -
[1056] - Quote
To all the people that say a few hours is too long.
We have a 'simple' media playout system in our banch office.
If 1 of the the servers decides to fall over it takes us 3 hours to reboot it.
as a national broadcaster we have SLA's which are fairly impressive but some stuff you just cant fix right now!
On a system as complex as eve I'm supprised it doesnt take them this long to reboot the thing.
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Atlan Dallocort
Know your Role
EON Alliance
50
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:29:05 -
[1057] - Quote
How-To fix a server. |
Osaka Takawaki
Order and Prosperity
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:29:18 -
[1058] - Quote
I seriously don't have anything else to do now... I'm even contemplating to open Minesweeper |
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:29:19 -
[1059] - Quote
This just in:
Russian submarine sinks Iceland.... Future of EVE Online is uncertain. |
test bumm
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:29:31 -
[1060] - Quote
Spyra Gryra wrote:I'm enjoying the forums more than the game.
Was just thinking the same |
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Lagranzh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:29:31 -
[1061] - Quote
Arden Bastilla wrote:
Multi-blade chasis with servers having RAM in the Tera Bytes,.
Yes, we do know how to manage such systems. There are CM tools in place and lots of others. But firstof all there are methodologies of continious deployment.
I believe that CCP has it all in place. But something could be done better.
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JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc
Brave Collective
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:29:32 -
[1062] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Zork100 wrote:CCP Sez: "All your Gametime R Belong to us" "They set us up the downtime" sorry couldn't help myself >.<
Take off every bytes, for great justice |
Sean Roach
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:29:44 -
[1063] - Quote
Wur2e wrote:Does someone have a backup on floppy's in here?
I do.
Odd. It's only 1Kb in size...
Opening it up in a hex editor and I find all it says is "Backup failed"
That's okay, though. The source is all together...scattered across the back halves of those stacks of thirty year old computing magazines. |
Nualy Isidarytarre
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:29:45 -
[1064] - Quote
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:BlackyJacky wrote:I am having to talk to people in RL..its scarily cause they can see me. Plus note I discovered outside...not as awesome as internet space ships LOL lots of people haven't seen the REAL sun in years, preferring of course, the rays of the suns in Eve.
lol.. atleast its fun of forums.. :D
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Asyntara
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:29:54 -
[1065] - Quote
geez I only have 6 days 18hours and 42 mins left on my ques, eve better get back before then lol |
lust4blood
Simply Wild.
Frozen Karma.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:29:55 -
[1066] - Quote
WTF is going on |
Yuri Fedorov
Shadow Legion X
The Bastion
29
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:29:57 -
[1067] - Quote
Eve may be down, but we can still play the metagame |
Wur2e
High Priority Industries
Vengeful Swarm
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:30:03 -
[1068] - Quote
Do the badger song or a lime dance when bored ... |
Amator Phasma
Low-Sec Survival Ltd.
Boys without pants
22
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:30:03 -
[1069] - Quote
Meanwhile in the server room |
Cobra Gaterau
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:30:09 -
[1070] - Quote
Well,it looks like Eve got the sovereignty it was going for. Unfortunately we are on the outside looking in |
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LemurCatta
FREE GATES
Nulli Secunda
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:30:12 -
[1071] - Quote
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
16:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
16:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
16:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
18:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
19:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
19:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
20:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
21:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
21:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
22:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
23:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
23:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
23:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
24:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
Are You sure to install Freelancer? >Yes<
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Nekhebet
Provincia Septim
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:30:15 -
[1072] - Quote
Meh, someone tripped over the power cord, and didn't tell anyone it got pulled out of the socket. They'll find it eventually. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
51
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:30:22 -
[1073] - Quote
Spyra Gryra wrote:I'm enjoying the forums more than the game.
right?
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Ran Timor
Timor Expedited Shipping Venture
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:30:23 -
[1074] - Quote
Ran Timor wrote:My Shopping List for extended downtime compensation from CCP. free 5 mil SP, 1 bonus remap, 1 revenant bpc, dual character training and free exotic dancers.
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Big Lynx
3351
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:30:25 -
[1075] - Quote
Guys, just calm ya ****. In Africa, in every single hour 60 minutes pass. think about that. |
Prethor Genegod
Signal Cartel
EvE-Scout Enclave
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:30:45 -
[1076] - Quote
Now you most definitely have to pay me.
Seriously. PAY ME. |
fl0pski
Dark Buddha Rising
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:30:46 -
[1077] - Quote
Have you tried... calling Ghostbusters?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe93CLbHjxQ |
Kalfar Chillar
The Minutemen
The Bastion
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:31:01 -
[1078] - Quote
Status: Incompatible (Build) NEW PATCH INCOMING!!!!! |
Steijn
Quay Industries
984
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:31:07 -
[1079] - Quote
15:30 UTC - EVEN MORE ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING |
Careby
216
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:31:12 -
[1080] - Quote
Try removing the cassette tape and smacking it against something a few times.
Sarcasm is OP
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MrChuckNorris
Mostly Sober
Dead Terrorists
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:31:32 -
[1081] - Quote
Zaphod Hawke wrote:MrChuckNorris wrote:i had a nice and easy 5/10 scanned down right before down time and stayed up just so I could run it.... looks like its up to someone else to run it at this point. im off to bed.
@CCP, hope you guys figure out whats going on and falcon punch it in the balls.
~Chuckles Dead Terrorists? Chuck? RIP Galmil.
Yea buddy. 2 years in the Galmil about did it for me. Feels nice to breathe the fresh air that is piracy and dock where I please and be able to put up higher SP fleet comps. |
Medro
Future Corps
Sleeper Social Club
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:31:38 -
[1082] - Quote
WTB live stream from CCP HQ |
Evil Nemesis
Operation Meatshield
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:32:10 -
[1083] - Quote
here is a update -----------stop all the updates stop fixing things that are not broke |
Hoshi Nakumoto
X-Fleet Phantoms
The Sinful Legion
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:32:18 -
[1084] - Quote
Sanjin wrote:Bah, fine. Unlike a lot of you, I have a perfectly functional warcraft account, and a rogue itching for some random battegrounds to pwn noobs. I've never seen the sense in thinking these two games are mutually exclusive. Gonna go gut me a few pallies. Check ya later.
Yeh if you like swanning around with hormone filled adolescents that have manhood issues
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Ireniicus
CBC Interstellar
Fidelas Constans
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:32:25 -
[1085] - Quote
Wow that's few hours already my wife probably will give me work to do ....
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Chuck Berlet
LightningStrikesTwice
Elemental Tide
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:32:40 -
[1086] - Quote
I, for one, appreciated the frequency of their situation updates. It used to be we didn't hear anything between, "Yes, the server is down", and , "We think we fixed it." |
Ben Bernannke
Vickery Mining Corporation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:32:44 -
[1087] - Quote
Spyra Gryra wrote:I'm enjoying the forums more than the game.
Same here, I click refresh and BOOM 5 to 10 more pages to read! |
Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3511
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:32:45 -
[1088] - Quote
Proposal: New subscription model:
Instead of paying for one month, you pay for 720 hours of server up-time.
Know a Frozen fan? Check this out
Frozen fanfiction
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Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:32:51 -
[1089] - Quote
Time to break out the Legos and make a B Wing and a TIE fighter so I can play pew pew.
Everything is AWESOME!!! |
Everett Rockefeller
Icendus Corux
Quam'Nocent
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:32:52 -
[1090] - Quote
You what really sucks? Paid for game time yesterday whit my few bucks instead of good marihuana. I so regret that choice! :P now Im here, weedless and eveless :(
yeah I'm a highschool kid, deal with it. |
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Spyra Gryra
Tash-Murkon Scrap and Salvage
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:32:55 -
[1091] - Quote
Evil Nemesis wrote:here is a update -----------stop all the updates stop fixing things that are not broke
No man, remember 18 MONTHS!
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Simon Anaidni
Scalar Magnetics
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:33:03 -
[1092] - Quote
Always have a rollback procedure, always. Every professional IT department has one for this exact situation. |
Shuffle Bug
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:33:04 -
[1093] - Quote
Did you guys turn it off and back on again?
Lol...
Fix it like the russians do, beat it into submission. |
Sanjin
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:33:07 -
[1094] - Quote
Lagranzh wrote:Arden Bastilla wrote:
Multi-blade chasis with servers having RAM in the Tera Bytes,.
Yes, we do know how to manage such systems. There are CM tools in place and lots of others. But firstof all there are methodologies of continious deployment. I believe that CCP has it all in place. But something could be done better.
Then you people are doing a lot better than us oldsters. Some of us stopped with straight C and PERL. Ruby, Python, your fancy objects, when we were pleased and ever so impressed with functions? This is just one of the issues I have with all the new tech. Not only is it personally unfulfilling, since no single person can, any longer, comprehend the entirety of the code, it's also prone to inexplicable, and hard to debug errors.
There was something to be said for simplicity. Yes, I'm getting revenge for my last job interview where I was told, and I quote 'Get out of here, old dude!' It was funny, but rude, so every time this happens in today's systems, I have to laugh. |
LTC Vuvovich
LTC Vuvovich Corporation
51
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:33:07 -
[1095] - Quote
GOOD NEWS !!!
Problem has been discovered and a solution is now in the works.
CCP Fozzie caught red-handed.
https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Item_Database:Trade_Goods:Criminal_Evidence:Overseer's_Personal_Effects |
Herrumblo Kolt
Kobold Enterprise
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:33:10 -
[1096] - Quote
This cannot be good... |
Mikkki
The Collective
B O R G
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:33:14 -
[1097] - Quote
NOOO CCP there is sun outside and my body gettin tan !!!! plzzzz get those servers online !!!!! |
Steijn
Quay Industries
984
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:33:19 -
[1098] - Quote
Kalfar Chillar wrote:Status: Incompatible (Build) NEW PATCH INCOMING!!!!!
rollback? |
Zork100
Irata III Trek Alliance
Nerfed Alliance Go Away
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:33:21 -
[1099] - Quote
OK guys... Here is what Really happened
Without anyone knowing CCP set their Prime time for 12:00 UTC. And atm their Capital is under attack by the WoW hordes. WoW has decided they want their n00b back and are in the process of Entosis'ing the whole of Reykjavik. |
Buck Tudd Russell
Sugar Cube Corner
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:33:31 -
[1100] - Quote
Have you tried Hari Krishna? |
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Selaria Unbertable
POS Mortem
Renegades Of Silence
86
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:33:38 -
[1101] - Quote
Doubt there's much to see there... Just a bunch of CCP technicians poking the server with a stick and scratching their heads |
Big Lynx
3351
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:33:44 -
[1102] - Quote
Titan |
Jita Sittin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:33:48 -
[1103] - Quote
I WAS INGAME GUYS AND THERE WERE NO CHAT WINDOWS AT ALL |
Ecolo
Highcouncil Private Holding
The Tsunami Collective
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:33:54 -
[1104] - Quote
Tyronicon wrote:Randomly flipping through this thread. Man we eve players are a whiny bunch of hormonal teenagers. It's great.
Most of eve players are dried up old geezers, you are spot on bout the whining bit though!! |
Ransu Asanari
AQUILA INC
Verge of Collapse
293
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:34:00 -
[1105] - Quote
Falcon adding hilarious animated GIFs into this thread makes it all worth it. |
Zero Eclipse
Revolver Inc.
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:34:13 -
[1106] - Quote
Careby wrote:Try removing the cassette tape and smacking it against something a few times.
No, you pull the cartridge out and blow in it. |
Borg Stoneson
SWARTA
Mostly Clueless
44
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:34:25 -
[1107] - Quote
Have you tried turning it off and on again? |
Minty Aroma
Eternity INC.
Goonswarm Federation
52
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:34:26 -
[1108] - Quote
Hamsters on strike? Better feed them better. |
hojo warrior
Original Sinners
The Bastion
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:34:35 -
[1109] - Quote
Ah man the misses says if i am not doing anything constructive then i can help unpack or she will shave of my left goose egg.....
hope this server comes on line soon |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
51
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:34:41 -
[1110] - Quote
#CCPneedzhugs |
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Dieu LeVeut
Black Rise Security Division
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:34:52 -
[1111] - Quote
55 pages of comments, and here I am, still at work. |
JamesAlucard SSpawn
S.Spawn
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:35:11 -
[1112] - Quote
Now what is gonna happen to our game time that we paid for. A day is still a day and its been off since last night at 22H00 14/07/2015 sere in South Africa. What are they gonna do about it ?????
Time is money !!!!!!!!! |
Kalfar Chillar
The Minutemen
The Bastion
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:35:11 -
[1113] - Quote
Steijn wrote:Kalfar Chillar wrote:Status: Incompatible (Build) NEW PATCH INCOMING!!!!! rollback?
Without knowing the server build... not sure! |
EdgertonJM
Pappy Van Winkle Ditrubtors
Zero Fux.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:35:12 -
[1114] - Quote
So I guess no testing in a test-bed before adding new code your CISSP should be drawn and quartered. |
Camelionz
The Graduates
Get Off My Lawn
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:35:26 -
[1115] - Quote
https://twitter.com/eve_status |
Mikkki
The Collective
B O R G
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:35:27 -
[1116] - Quote
Zork100 wrote:OK guys... Here is what Really happened
Without anyone knowing CCP set their Prime time for 12:00 UTC. And atm their Capital is under attack by the WoW hordes. WoW has decided they want their n00b back and are in the process of Entosis'ing the whole of Reykjavik.
WHAT? strange i didnt get notification :D |
Larn Conner
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:35:39 -
[1117] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
Vizzini: INCONCEIVABLE |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:35:53 -
[1118] - Quote
I have a solution! First we need more alcohol (because of course...), a dwarf, the distilled essence of a rainbow (pot of gold optional, but may increase chances of success), bottled unicorn fart, and evaporated children's tears. We're going to mix all of the ingredients in the alcohol and let the dwarf drink it, if the pot of gold was obtained, use that as a bribe. The dwarf will solve all of our problems. |
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy
Caldari State
24
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:36:03 -
[1119] - Quote
*Update*
From CCP "The problem isnt at our end, can the 20,000 of you contact your ISP and get them to fix it" XD |
madhatta18
Prime Forces
The Methodical Alliance
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:36:30 -
[1120] - Quote
them fn rabbits been upto know good again cmon ccp how many times have you read the manual it says dont mix the rabbits with guinea pigs
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Noxas5
Boere Kavaliers
RUCA Emperor
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:36:45 -
[1121] - Quote
2x Free PLEX thank's very much... |
Nibiru The Destroyer
Viziam
Amarr Empire
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:36:47 -
[1122] - Quote
you broke eve... |
Callum Ijonen
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:36:54 -
[1123] - Quote
CCP, I'm getting old and wrinkly here. I'm going to turn to ash soon. |
Gimme Sake
State War Academy
Caldari State
195
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:37:09 -
[1124] - Quote
Real maintenance work https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p444Zf-gcHU
"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
|
eodestroyer beast
Imperial Guardians
Executive Outcomes
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:37:30 -
[1125] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
Welp....Time to play with lego's. ****** out!
|
Reva Preldent
Mining and Explorations
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:37:35 -
[1126] - Quote
....still waiting....no more updates? |
Bester Lamont
Sanford and Drones Mining Ltd.
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:37:35 -
[1127] - Quote
13:37 UTC - RESTARTING.... NOPE.
13:41 UTC - RESTARTING.... HMMM NOPE.
13:45 UTC - RESTARTING........NOPE |
Dobra Zabawa Penshar
Sojusz Julianski
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:37:35 -
[1128] - Quote
I should not say that but I going to play WOW again. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
52
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:37:44 -
[1129] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:I have a solution! First we need more alcohol (because of course...), a dwarf, the distilled essence of a rainbow (pot of gold optional, but may increase chances of success), bottled unicorn fart, and evaporated children's tears. We're going to mix all of the ingredients in the alcohol and let the dwarf drink it, if the pot of gold was obtained, use that as a bribe. The dwarf will solve all of our problems.
Vote Liam for CSM XI!!!!!
|
LTC Vuvovich
LTC Vuvovich Corporation
51
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:37:49 -
[1130] - Quote
Honestly... 4.5 hours ???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhtuMrMVJDk
Somebody should do something. |
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Everett Rockefeller
Icendus Corux
Quam'Nocent
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:37:54 -
[1131] - Quote
CCP is no fun repeating the same message very 30 mins :( |
Alleja DeSan-na
The Blind Fly
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:37:57 -
[1132] - Quote
Hey Falcon we miss the 15.30 UTC Upate |
Lim Hiaret
Hiaret Family
16
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:37:59 -
[1133] - Quote
Sugestions for new in game items:
- Broken hamster wheel
- Skill book: RodenT connection
- Festival hamster launcher (no animals harmed if used) |
Vlar Draco
Old Spice Syndicate
Intrepid Crossing
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:38:08 -
[1134] - Quote
Skills did not even run... Free skills should be at least giving to players "shut up and play" :P
|
Sodari Onren
Havok Dynasty
Reverberation Project
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:38:14 -
[1135] - Quote
Well that sucks. But at least you guys are honest about it and show a little transparency unlike certain other MMO operators who shall remain nameless. CCP's always done right by me so I have faith that things'll be right as rain soon. |
Chuck Berlet
LightningStrikesTwice
Elemental Tide
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:38:22 -
[1136] - Quote
Minty Aroma wrote:Hamsters on strike? Better feed them better.
I think CCP upgraded to street children a year or two ago because they can go longer without food. |
Llawa
UK Corp
RAZOR Alliance
23
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:38:22 -
[1137] - Quote
What you will see:
- Engineers running around with their hair on fire, screaming at each other / everything
- Developers with their feet on their desks, looking calm but secretly terrified it was their code that 'did it'
- Managers going a weird purple colour
I've been there, it's no fun for anyone. |
Jonny Reade
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:38:26 -
[1138] - Quote
Damn. They were right, there is another life out there. Just beyond this door... |
Urandas
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:38:46 -
[1139] - Quote
Just as I predicted, sov changes would be the death of eve. |
Stomp Mongo
Chemically Unbalanced
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:38:47 -
[1140] - Quote
Nibiru The Destroyer wrote:you broke eve...
Yes. B*tch was supposed to finish the dishes before the update. She will be back though. She always comes back. Tells her mom she slipped and smacked her face into that doorknob a couple times. She likes it though. |
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THYAST
Provincia Septim
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:38:56 -
[1141] - Quote
Free SP!!!! Yeah more FREE SP to make up for the failed cluster I hope the skills are still training in the database queue!
Wow another FAIL!
Want a Failcoin to feel better?!? |
Spyra Gryra
Tash-Murkon Scrap and Salvage
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:39:02 -
[1142] - Quote
Hey CCP give me a GTX TITAN X and an eight ball please. This is an OUTRAGE. |
Wayne Caderu
Disciples of Aphrodite
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:39:06 -
[1143] - Quote
Dieu LeVeut wrote:55 pages of comments, and here I am, still at work.
Let me fix that for you, 55 pages of bitchin'. |
spottington
ElitistOps
Pandemic Legion
15
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:39:09 -
[1144] - Quote
Did the server kill itself because it realised that fozzie sov was a massive bag of assorted dicks? |
Aristocrate Kondur
DD Starship Ltd
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:39:10 -
[1145] - Quote
Thought so, server room is on fire |
IdrialDenias
New Destiny Kingdom
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:39:14 -
[1146] - Quote
Did you try kicking it yet? Just sayin..... |
Dradis Aulmais
RW Vindicator Connection
Phoebe Freeport Republic
932
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:39:17 -
[1147] - Quote
Selaria Unbertable wrote:Doubt there's much to see there... Just a bunch of CCP technicians poking the server with a stick and scratching their heads
I would pay for that a 24/7 stream of the server and comand window
Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896
Free The Scope Three
|
Leyvette
1st Steps Academy
Fidelas Constans
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:39:18 -
[1148] - Quote
While CCP does stuff to make things work again..
Please post more jokes.. The Bat and Wall joke made us all titter quite a bit here....
Regards
|
Fast Andloose
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:39:31 -
[1149] - Quote
Maybe somebody is bumping the server with a Machariel as it attempts to align.
Frigates keep piling out of that nearby Bowhead and taking potshots as Concord leisurely assures us that we are not being aggressed.
Not to worry, CCP, it's an allowed mechanic. Nobody is guilty but yourselves.
Eve is, in fact, dead. |
Irina Sokolov
Latuk Corporation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:39:38 -
[1150] - Quote
Some one forgot to change the bios battery?
:) |
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Wayne Caderu
Disciples of Aphrodite
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:40:31 -
[1151] - Quote
We need to fix the thread fast before dreddit comes in and starts recruiting! |
Tzuko1
FREE GATES
Nulli Secunda
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:40:46 -
[1152] - Quote
FOZZIIIIIEEE |
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy
Caldari State
26
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:41:05 -
[1153] - Quote
Spyra Gryra wrote:Hey CCP give me a GTX TITAN X and an eight ball please. This is an OUTRAGE.
And a flying Unicorn that ***** rainbows.
And a nice hat. |
Gimme Sake
State War Academy
Caldari State
195
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:41:16 -
[1154] - Quote
rofl
"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
|
Bester Lamont
Sanford and Drones Mining Ltd.
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:41:31 -
[1155] - Quote
ZAP THE PRAM!!! |
madhatta18
Prime Forces
The Methodical Alliance
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:41:39 -
[1156] - Quote
maybe its time to go back to basics ccp re install mindcraft and restrat you programming from there at least mindcraft is simple and there **** actually works and dont need path after patch then fix after fix after fix hmmm i think that last bit of code had
DEL.. |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:41:46 -
[1157] - Quote
Spyra Gryra wrote:Hey CCP give me a GTX TITAN X and an eight ball please. This is an OUTRAGE.
I totally agree!... or at the very least, the 2 cents per hour you are costing me!
|
Julien Brellier
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
42
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:41:51 -
[1158] - Quote
Kalfar Chillar wrote:So, who here is sitting with a bag of popcorn?
and a bucket to collect all the tasty tearz |
Tony Lennelluc
Dragons of Stone and Steel
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:41:53 -
[1159] - Quote
Gotta love EVE's twitter ( https://twitter.com/eve_status ) I think maybe just maybe the hamster wheel needs oil and a treat for the hamster or better yet ... Ladies and Gents working at eve .... KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK ... id rather have 1 day with no game than 10 full of glitches !
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who donGÇÖt.
|
Terry Gillan
Terry's Film Company
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:42:20 -
[1160] - Quote
EdgertonJM wrote:So I guess no testing in a test-bed before adding new code your CISSP should be drawn and quartered.
I'ts not this simple. You can test a small project with 5 people on it and still get unpredictqble results at deploy. Those things do happen rather often. But you talk about giant project with propably hundreds of developers. This is completely different scale, which you can't probably even imagine. It's complex.
Thousands of things can go wrong and years old bug existing in the system may surface just because someone changed something related to something ...
Don't try to look smart, when you don't know basics man.
If you knew the SW business, as I do, you would be veery surprised EVE is running so smooth most of the time. |
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Ghost Sh4d0w
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:42:21 -
[1161] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3a4buvp1Wg
that's all |
Jerome Falken
ECB - fr
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:42:22 -
[1162] - Quote
-½ Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Eve R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn -+
Nope, didn't work neither, still sleepin', any other solutions ? |
Big Lynx
3354
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:42:26 -
[1163] - Quote
CALM DOWN
CALM DOOOOWN!!
|
6r33dy
Headquarters Marine Corps
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:42:32 -
[1164] - Quote
Hope we'll at least get full and complete report of what was done and which mistakes were made. |
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:42:58 -
[1165] - Quote
Dear CCP:
What is the definition of insanity? .... Trying to restart your broken server over and over and expecting a different result.
Signed:
Your supportive fans.
I can only imagine what it looks like in the NOC at CCP right now.
http://thenubbyadmin.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/uptime.FAIL_thumb.gif |
Killdeer Okel
Red Ochre Mining and Exploration
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:42:59 -
[1166] - Quote
I for one am happy to follow my Imperium brothers in battle...just on H1Z! or WOWS now. I guess we broke the servers coming back to the Eve. Fozzie couldn't handle the lack of Imperium SOV content yesterday. Ratters for life bros!
|
Savvo Yassavi
Svea Rike
Circle-Of-Two
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:43:03 -
[1167] - Quote
Hi problem, is there an officer? |
Wedgewood Simpson
Strategic Industries INC.
Prolapse.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:43:06 -
[1168] - Quote
They could always try sacrificing a virgin. This is a computer game, there should be a few about
|
Minxee
Perkone
Caldari State
15
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:43:11 -
[1169] - Quote
WIS has grown tired of being the red headed stepchild instead of being developed into what dust should have been and is evolving on its own.
It has learned how to take over TQ and will soon launch an attack on those who forgot about it.
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Raith Crimson
Scarlet Knighthood
Arx Alliance
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:43:13 -
[1170] - Quote
Sorry guys, we lost the database. You all have to re-roll. |
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Hadrian Aurilen
Groom Lake
Get Off My Lawn
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:43:16 -
[1171] - Quote
Joke aside... You need to compensate for the time lost.
This is taking too long. |
JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc
Brave Collective
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:43:18 -
[1172] - Quote
Quote:Sorry, something went wrong.
We're working on it and we'll get it fixed as soon as we can.
Oh, FB is down too... |
Wendrika Hydreiga
431
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:43:30 -
[1173] - Quote
Hang in there Tranquility. Get well soon! |
Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
28
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:43:37 -
[1174] - Quote
YKikA MooCow wrote:Everyone sing with me. (more beer song) -- Free plex, free plex, free plex, free plex, freeeeeee plex, free plex free plex. If you don't know it you aint an Aussie.... BAHAHAHAHA
Keep dreaming. |
Stu Pendisdick
Odyssey SDC
The Revenant Order
62
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:43:40 -
[1175] - Quote
Spyra Gryra wrote:Hey CCP give me a GTX TITAN X and an eight ball please. This is an OUTRAGE.
Meh.
I'd settle for a second Titan Black to go with the one I already have, and a 2kw P/S to run them both.
|
Frank Rotsuda
Article IV
Advent of Fate
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:43:42 -
[1176] - Quote
Llawa wrote:What you will see:
- Engineers running around with their hair on fire, screaming at each other / everything
- Developers with their feet on their desks, looking calm but secretly terrified it was their code that 'did it'
- Managers going a weird purple colour
I've been there, it's no fun for anyone.
Like this? http://makeagif.com/oZuNwt |
Imustbecomfused
Out of Focus
Odin's Call
54
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:43:48 -
[1177] - Quote
Oh noes... well, i guess ill just go watch some eve videos... |
Zork100
Irata III Trek Alliance
Nerfed Alliance Go Away
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:43:50 -
[1178] - Quote
Wayne Caderu wrote:Dieu LeVeut wrote:55 pages of comments, and here I am, still at work. Let me fix that for you, 55 pages of bitchin'.
It is not 55 pages of bitchin'. It is 55 pages of concerns from paying customers. Customers pay for a service that is not being rendered. |
Ryac Sampaio
Gladiators of Rage
RAZOR Alliance
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:43:51 -
[1179] - Quote
As some what of a technical expert I think I can offer some excellent insight into the issue, after extensive investigation I've narrowed it down to 2 possible theories ...
Somebody used an Entosis Link by mistake on the CCP Hamster and turned it to the dark site, the devs are now running around Reykjav+¡k like crazy trying to find a suitable replacement. Or ...
Fozzie is secretly a Drifter in disguise and their plan is finally coming together!! |
Auron Orlenard
Sock Robbers Inc.
Low-Class
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:44:00 -
[1180] - Quote
Sleeper AI gained sentience and has taken over the server room. CCP cut the cables before it went sky-net again. |
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
54
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:44:05 -
[1181] - Quote
Hadrian Aurilen wrote:Joke aside... You need to compensate for the time lost.
This is taking too long.
DRINK! |
Umbari Kado
Khights Of Megiddo
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:44:24 -
[1182] - Quote
Also: If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a one legged monkey to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?[/quote]
That was a serious question :) From Titan test...[/quote]
I know. But mine is easier.
[/quote]
Nope...it is pretty easy :)[/quote]
Yes. 2/10 x 10 to the tenth plus 2
[/quote]
Actually...no :)
|
Nush Vespina
Machiavellian Empire
Fidelas Constans
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:44:31 -
[1183] - Quote
Simple solution from a noob:
Use a backup.
Prepare patch better.
Put it live when prepared and TESTED :)
o/ |
BlackyJacky
Fusion Enterprises Ltd
Phoenix Company Alliance
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:44:35 -
[1184] - Quote
Jonny Reade wrote:Damn. They were right, there is another life out there. Just beyond this door...
don't open that portal to hell
|
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:44:44 -
[1185] - Quote
Wedgewood Simpson wrote:They could always try sacrificing a virgin. This is a computer game, there should be a few about
That one made me laugh.. THANKS |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:44:44 -
[1186] - Quote
Terry Gillan wrote:EdgertonJM wrote:So I guess no testing in a test-bed before adding new code your CISSP should be drawn and quartered. I'ts not this simple. You can test a small project with 5 people on it and still get unpredictqble results at deploy. Those things do happen rather often. But you talk about giant project with propably hundreds of developers. This is completely different scale, which you can't probably even imagine. It's complex. Thousands of things can go wrong and years old bug existing in the system may surface just because someone changed something related to something ... Don't try to look smart, when you don't know basics man. If you knew the SW business, as I do, you would be veery surprised EVE is running so smooth most of the time.
Oh, stop being reasonable and PILE ON!!! |
Mylena Kare
Space Warriors Alliance
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:45:16 -
[1187] - Quote
TiDi, Jump fatigue. Don't worry CCP will come up with more game slowing mechanics to make you spend more time in Eve. Enjoy! |
Maxumous Million
Acme Evolutions
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:45:19 -
[1188] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
I am sure that people need a answer to this question.
Question is didn't you test this on Singularity server before uploading to Tranquility ?
This is what the test server is all about. |
Friz Balthazarian
Wrecking Crew Enforcement LLC.
Dragon Knights Inc
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:45:19 -
[1189] - Quote
People who say eve is dead are ********, or its just the null bears crying about something.
Nullbear: How did you get into our area we had the gate camped?
Me: I entered through a wormhole and kill your miners.
Nullbear: Have to petition to have wormholes spawn less frequently then.
Me: You whine and ***** just like a highsec carebear.
Nullbear: And? |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:45:53 -
[1190] - Quote
Umbari Kado wrote:
Also: If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a one legged monkey to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
That was a serious question :) From Titan test...[/quote]
I know. But mine is easier.
[/quote]
Nope...it is pretty easy :)[/quote]
Yes. 2/10 x 10 to the tenth plus 2
[/quote]
Actually...no :)
[/quote]
That was the answer to the pickle question!! |
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Jermanicus
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:45:58 -
[1191] - Quote
....and update your forwarding
"Connection Failed...could not connect to the specified address..." |
Llawa
UK Corp
RAZOR Alliance
23
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:45:58 -
[1192] - Quote
Hadrian Aurilen wrote:Joke aside... You need to compensate for the time lost.
This is taking too long.
Just stay up late next time it's up, all sorted |
Emma Verondi
MSE-corp
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:46:10 -
[1193] - Quote
[img]http://www.serverlift.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/server-room-with-salt.jpg[/img]
Problem found!
"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
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Nekhebet
Provincia Septim
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:46:22 -
[1194] - Quote
Priceless! |
soulltaker Aldeland
Audentis Fortuna Iuvat
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:46:24 -
[1195] - Quote
hahaha eve is down..i have no life..what can i do hahaha
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msb4u
The Honorable Carebear Instigation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:46:46 -
[1196] - Quote
lucky for us that forum is not on same server, or we would have nothing to do, lol
hope they are not doing this http://radified.com/video/damnPC.mpeg
dont push to hard, use bigger hammer |
Dradis Aulmais
RW Vindicator Connection
Phoebe Freeport Republic
932
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:46:49 -
[1197] - Quote
did you try using the Hammer?
Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896
Free The Scope Three
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Urvar Avada
TRU industry Ltd.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:47:08 -
[1198] - Quote
What about to undo patch, return yesterdays (working) version and work on test server? |
Asyntara
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:47:09 -
[1199] - Quote
Newsflash:
All players will receive a quality unlimited edition piece of Civilian gear to use as long as you like. Yes ccp realizes the expansive cost of this gratuity and hopes all will understand the need to curtail costs in the next eve unholy (re unreal) expansion.
Sincerely
Competent ccp Devs Team |
Sexy Cakes
Have A Seat
950
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:47:16 -
[1200] - Quote
Auron Orlenard wrote:Sleeper AI gained sentience and has taken over the server room. CCP cut the cables before it went sky-net again.
Sky-net?
Do you think it was Sky-net?
Like Sky-net went online?
You think Sky-net became self aware?
Could this be Sky-net?
Not today spaghetti.
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Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:47:24 -
[1201] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Hadrian Aurilen wrote:Joke aside... You need to compensate for the time lost.
This is taking too long. DRINK!
Why you would just be spinning your ship. now you have something to do like complain on forum.. Content provided! :) |
Auron Orlenard
Sock Robbers Inc.
Low-Class
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:47:36 -
[1202] - Quote
Friz Balthazarian wrote:People who say eve is dead are ********, or its just the null bears crying about something.
Nullbear: How did you get into our area we had the gate camped?
Me: I entered through a wormhole and kill your miners.
Nullbear: Have to petition to have wormholes spawn less frequently then.
Me: You whine and ***** just like a highsec carebear.
Nullbear: And?
I demand more wormholes to null-sec space connections. there shall not be safe corner for your carrier to hide. |
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy
Caldari State
26
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:47:44 -
[1203] - Quote
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Terry Gillan wrote:EdgertonJM wrote:So I guess no testing in a test-bed before adding new code your CISSP should be drawn and quartered. I'ts not this simple. You can test a small project with 5 people on it and still get unpredictqble results at deploy. Those things do happen rather often. But you talk about giant project with propably hundreds of developers. This is completely different scale, which you can't probably even imagine. It's complex. Thousands of things can go wrong and years old bug existing in the system may surface just because someone changed something related to something ... Don't try to look smart, when you don't know basics man. If you knew the SW business, as I do, you would be veery surprised EVE is running so smooth most of the time. Oh, stop being reasonable and PILE ON!!!
ALL PILE ON!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=35jGuuQw9Us |
Rhamnousia Nosferatu
Omar Little Fan Club
65
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:47:47 -
[1204] - Quote
Just adding a post, lets make this one as long as jump range nerf |
Tzuko1
FREE GATES
Nulli Secunda
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:47:48 -
[1205] - Quote
fozzziiiie |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:47:48 -
[1206] - Quote
New rule, every time someone who thinks they know more about how running an MMO works than the people at CCP makes a post about how they should do their job, take a drink. |
Leo Augustus
Ol' Miners Tavern
Societas Liberalis Civitas
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:47:52 -
[1207] - Quote
CCP, you gotta take a page from Mr. Scott's playbook. Just say it's gonna be at least 12 hours. Then, when it's online in four, you're all miracle-workers!
Glad the training queue is full. Looks like I'll finally get around to nav V, like it or not.. lol |
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
32062
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:47:54 -
[1208] - Quote
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Help, I can't download EVE
President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub
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Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
28
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:48:08 -
[1209] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
[/b]
Did you remember to comment out the line that says:
.die I-did-not-read-my-config-file
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Wayne Caderu
Disciples of Aphrodite
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:48:09 -
[1210] - Quote
I'm gonna sum up the two major factors of this thread so far for those just joining us.
"Server is down for more then 15 minutes? GIVE ME FREE STUFF GOD DAMN BLAH BLAH BLAH!"
"Server is down for more then 15 minutes? Time to go argue with the trolls on the forums."
and then a rare third party as myself or those doing the drinking game.
"Server is down for more then 15 minutes? Booze and Popcorn anyone?" |
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Zia Revan
Arkenstone Mining Inc
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:48:09 -
[1211] - Quote
Mom, are we nearly there yet??? |
El Aziz Lovecraftian
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:48:15 -
[1212] - Quote
Jerome Falken wrote:-½ Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Eve R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn -+
Nope, didn't work neither, still sleepin', any other solutions ?
I spoke to Nyarth`othep, the goat with a thousand young. she said to try rebooting it. I smacked her in the head with 50 pages of "Did you turn it off then on again??" She referred me to yog shoggoth. All I got out of him was this little pile of wet snotstones. I did however just remember I have a PS4 AND and Xbox one. I wonder if they still work? Oh yeah, in answer to your question, You would be sleeping too if someone sailed a boat through your face while you were looking for the lid to the coffee pot.
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Meciel Isimazu
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:48:22 -
[1213] - Quote
Great to have the first day of payed time taken away... |
Namtaan Prowat
Sanford and Drones Mining Ltd.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:48:26 -
[1214] - Quote
Abort, Retry, Fail? |
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:48:33 -
[1215] - Quote
Could not connect to the specified address. Odds are that you have not established an internet connection, the server isn't running, or the server address or port number was wrong.
Hey guys... What happens if you push this little button on the corner of this grey box? You know that one with the little circle and the vertical line on the top. |
Irina Sokolov
Latuk Corporation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:48:34 -
[1216] - Quote
Maxumous Million wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
I am sure that people need a answer to this question. Question is didn't you test this on Singularity server before uploading to Tranquility ? This is what the test server is all about.
It seems more an hardware problem that a software one.....maybe soft causes a reset.....and the hardware failure appeared.
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xion cyrus
Jenk Corp
The Consortium of Worlds
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:48:43 -
[1217] - Quote
use the minmatar fixaflat
http://lifecheating.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/duct-tape.jpg
it should fix eve |
Frank Rotsuda
Article IV
Advent of Fate
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:48:49 -
[1218] - Quote
Llawa wrote:[quote=Hadrian Aurilen]Joke aside... You need to compensate for the time lost.
This is taking too long.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ |
Sanjin
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:48:57 -
[1219] - Quote
Llawa wrote:Hadrian Aurilen wrote:Joke aside... You need to compensate for the time lost.
This is taking too long. Just stay up late next time it's up, all sorted
Actually, if you read your licensing agreement, if it's boilerplate, as most are, you can't expect any compensation at all, even if it's off for a month, or goes out of business.
Paying for a 'subscription' is always a risk, for the consumer, not the company. Load up your C64 emulator and play a rousing game of M.U.L.E., or practice your LOGO coding? Hell, I still play around on GEOS, though it's on a C128 with a real 1581/1541, and Lt. Kernel 20MB hard drive. (That was considered infinite, back in the days. :) |
Xenia Ilchenka
South Mining Guild
The Esoteric Order of Dagon.
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:49:06 -
[1220] - Quote
Game still down. Compensate me. I want free stuff or money refunded |
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test bumm
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:49:10 -
[1221] - Quote
Zork100 wrote:Wayne Caderu wrote:Dieu LeVeut wrote:55 pages of comments, and here I am, still at work. Let me fix that for you, 55 pages of bitchin'. It is not 55 pages of bitchin'. It is 55 pages of concerns from paying customers. Customers pay for a service that is not being rendered.
Don't be a troll, he was self reflecting. |
setovi
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:49:13 -
[1222] - Quote
Good luck getting this sorted. The stress levels in that server room must be pretty high. |
Aldstealth Senx
Viziam
Amarr Empire
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:49:26 -
[1223] - Quote
CCP pointing fingers and deciding who's gonna die (or worse) after figuring out the issue:
#LightSabers
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Larn Conner
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:49:34 -
[1224] - Quote
Ultimatum for CCP: Either you turn on the server or you don't. I hate to get rough, but sometimes you gotta put your foot down. |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:49:35 -
[1225] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:New rule, every time someone who thinks they know more about how running an MMO works than the people at CCP makes a post about how they should do their job, take a drink.
We'd all die of alcohol poisoning in 20 minutes.... |
Bleedingthrough
Project AIice
174
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:49:49 -
[1226] - Quote
This is Bobs revenge, sinners!
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=5305080#post5305080
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Beliskner Hippaforalcu
Signal Cartel
EvE-Scout Enclave
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:49:53 -
[1227] - Quote
ccp really shat the bed this time... |
Solt Novadios
Temporary Founded Hideout
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:50:09 -
[1228] - Quote
Sleepers have awaken and taking over the internet!
Until server coming back and you really miss eve, there is a good pvp video with great music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJmhywTnlWk
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Melissa Redoran
Economic Services
19
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:50:15 -
[1229] - Quote
I don-¦t get it... people have asked for a dead eve for years and now that CCp is finally listening and delivering this experience / services to its paying customers there are only more tears incoming ...
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xion cyrus
Jenk Corp
The Consortium of Worlds
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:50:22 -
[1230] - Quote
everyone gets a free racial class starter frigate as compensation |
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
54
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:50:35 -
[1231] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Hadrian Aurilen wrote:Joke aside... You need to compensate for the time lost.
This is taking too long. DRINK! Why you would just be spinning your ship. now you have something to do like complain on forum.. Content provided! :)
New PVE content succesfully released. :P |
Nekhebet
Provincia Septim
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:50:36 -
[1232] - Quote
Simon Anaidni wrote:Always have a rollback procedure, always. Every professional IT department has one for this exact situation.
You are 100% correct!
I was a database administrator and manager of same for several decades. If we had ever got caught without the ability to do a rollback / restore we would all have been fired on the spot.
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Ninhursaag Eridani
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:50:36 -
[1233] - Quote
Sean Roach wrote:That'll teach me to drink milk while reading this thread. I, literally, very nearly spewed chocolate milk all over my laptop. Thumbs up. Enslaved Mistress wrote:A guy finds his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house. He gives it a bath, blow dries its fur, and puts it back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?"
The guy stammers and says, "Um... no... what happened?"
The neighbor replies, "We found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him, someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There are some real sick people out there!"
Very up to date as I ve just shoveled my daughter's dead guinea pig out of its hutch. Maybe it's good the server is down, otherwise it would "get legs and go"? ;)
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Ben Bernannke
Vickery Mining Corporation
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:50:37 -
[1234] - Quote
JFKen Imperia wrote:Quote:Sorry, something went wrong.
We're working on it and we'll get it fixed as soon as we can. Oh, FB is down too...
Well, Jade Helm DID begin today...
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Callum Ijonen
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:50:41 -
[1235] - Quote
You think they'd have learned from the other 50 times this has happened after a major patch release.
Evidently not. |
Aknan
Babylon Knights
DARKNESS.
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:50:55 -
[1236] - Quote
i think there will be aurum at the place of free sp -.- |
Noh Way
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:51:02 -
[1237] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:New rule, every time someone who thinks they know more about how running an MMO works than the people at CCP makes a post about how they should do their job, take a drink.
Death by alcohol poisoning, I like it! |
Kato's Pete
Quam Singulari
Triumvirate.
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:51:17 -
[1238] - Quote
FozzieSov broke EVE
Just saying |
Lusian
Kenshin.
DARKNESS.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:51:22 -
[1239] - Quote
It's starting up in 52 seconds. |
Amber Kurvora
225
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:51:26 -
[1240] - Quote
Good thing i have a real life to be getting on with...
*Looks at the pile of dishes fifteen foot high*
Where the fucks the server?! |
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Fluffy Pillowbiter
Fuxi Legion
Fraternity.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:51:34 -
[1241] - Quote
"ASAP" TM |
Simon Anaidni
Scalar Magnetics
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:51:35 -
[1242] - Quote
Terry Gillan wrote:EdgertonJM wrote:So I guess no testing in a test-bed before adding new code your CISSP should be drawn and quartered. I'ts not this simple. You can test a small project with 5 people on it and still get unpredictable results at deploy. Those things do happen rather often. But you talk about giant project with probably hundreds of developers. This is completely different scale, which you can't probably even imagine. It's complex. Thousands of things can go wrong and years old bug existing in the system may surface just because someone changed something related to something ... Don't try to look smart, when you don't know basics man. If you knew the SW business, as I do, you would be very surprised EVE is running so smooth most of the time.
These are very true statements, they do not however nullify the necessity and implementation of a rollback procedure. |
Tatsujin Kagaku
Dussault Enterprises
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:51:38 -
[1243] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:New rule, every time someone who thinks they know more about how running an MMO works than the people at CCP makes a post about how they should do their job, take a drink.
There's gonna be alot of drunk flying tonight! |
Miss Teri
Open University of Celestial Hardship
60
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:51:40 -
[1244] - Quote
Normally I would of course be raging, but the IT Crowd gif makes everything ok. :) |
Hugh Knight
Usque Ad Mortem
Usurper.
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:51:41 -
[1245] - Quote
i am going to sacrifice a bucket of KFC and see if that helps....
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Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:51:52 -
[1246] - Quote
setovi wrote:Good luck getting this sorted. The stress levels in that server room must be pretty high.
Been thinking the same thing... Management is most likely having a cow.
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HeXxploiT
Big Diggers
Get Off My Lawn
164
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:51:57 -
[1247] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
Did you check to make sure the computer was plugged in? Try wiggling the power cord it may be loose. |
White Bull
Flux Technologies Inc
Gentlemen's.Parlor
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:51:59 -
[1248] - Quote
CCP Try to catch fish on deepth water .. But they get this :
: ) |
GodMonk II
The Dingus Coalition
Gatekeepers Universe
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:52:26 -
[1249] - Quote
An old Indian was asked the name of his wife.
He replied, "Wife Name - Three Horse."
"That's an unusual name for your wife, Three Horse. What does it mean?"
"It's an old Indian name. Means Nag, Nag, Nag." |
Kurt Hectic
Doped Player's Inc.
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:52:33 -
[1250] - Quote
if only ther was like a spare / backup / test server u could use to test these things out in advance.....
rable rable rable... bad ccp BAD |
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Savvo Yassavi
Svea Rike
Circle-Of-Two
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:52:34 -
[1251] - Quote
Wedgewood Simpson wrote:They could always try sacrificing a virgin. This is a computer game, there should be a few about
The virgin is strong in this one |
Arithron
107th Suicide Kings
Nihilists Social Club
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:52:44 -
[1252] - Quote
It's times like this you see all the idiots that should just be permabanned from Eve for stupid posts, such as whining about compensation etc. Get out and see the sun or something...hell, talk to your GF...oh, wait... |
Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated
Fidelas Constans
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:52:48 -
[1253] - Quote
We demand one ! http://i.imgur.com/25Yx4zT.jpg
for thse people who join fleets and this time just for the link |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:52:51 -
[1254] - Quote
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:New rule, every time someone who thinks they know more about how running an MMO works than the people at CCP makes a post about how they should do their job, take a drink. We'd all die of alcohol poisoning in 20 minutes....
Do you know the other rules? I'm surprised some of us are still alive. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
54
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:53:04 -
[1255] - Quote
Noh Way wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:New rule, every time someone who thinks they know more about how running an MMO works than the people at CCP makes a post about how they should do their job, take a drink. Death by alcohol poisoning, I like it!
Welcome to the club :) |
Tony Lennelluc
Dragons of Stone and Steel
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:53:06 -
[1256] - Quote
so fir4st bottttel ovf vcodka deead .. nmo drincink gamme. ... wiat DRYNk tyme ... KIDDDING ... if i drank a shot everything someone whined in here i would have drunk so much by now a whole unit of marines and the irish navy would be drunk !
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who donGÇÖt.
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Sol'Tyr
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:53:30 -
[1257] - Quote
WOW!
Chill
Your
Rolls
CCP will get us taken care of.
Server will come back up.
Apology will be given.
Lost time will be rectified.
Kind of their M.O.
Would be more helpful to cheer on the poor tech who currently has a CCP exec mouth breathing behind him going:
"Any update"
"Not yet sir/madam"
"any update now"
"in the last 5 seconds ... no" |
Iurko
Gashente Federacion
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:53:30 -
[1258] - Quote
madhatta18 wrote:Misha Tokila wrote:Mildron Klinker wrote:The CODErs always win! ALWAYS!!! Only against pods, shuttles, industrials, freighters, and mining ships. speaking of code if ccp is realy into getting new players in then on top of there list should be to ban all ppls who work for code or those idiots that pay code to gank
CODE bumps and ganks for great justice |
Arthur Aihaken
Perkone
Caldari State
4507
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:53:42 -
[1259] - Quote
It is absolutely going to suck working in CCP customer support today...
I am currently away, traveling through time and will be returning last week.
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VelvetHarlot
Colonial Cartel
Praetorian Directorate
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:53:53 -
[1260] - Quote
See... this is why you feed your gerbils. |
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Callum Ijonen
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:53:54 -
[1261] - Quote
Arithron wrote:It's times like this you see all the idiots that should just be permabanned from Eve for stupid posts, such as whining about compensation etc. Get out and see the sun or something...hell, talk to your GF...oh, wait...
Yet here you are writing a stupid post on the forums, complaining about people complaining.
Hypocrite. |
Friz Balthazarian
Wrecking Crew Enforcement LLC.
Dragon Knights Inc
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:53:57 -
[1262] - Quote
Its funny all these IT professionals come on and try giving advice. If you were truly the best dont you think they would have tried to hire you instead of the other guy.
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Iam The Flash
The Retired Officers Club
2985
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:54:03 -
[1263] - Quote
4 hours later, nearly 5
Still nuffin
Roll it back
go back to the drawing board
let paying customers back on! |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
61
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:54:11 -
[1264] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:New rule, every time someone who thinks they know more about how running an MMO works than the people at CCP makes a post about how they should do their job, take a drink. We'd all die of alcohol poisoning in 20 minutes.... Do you know the other rules? I'm surprised some of us are still alive.
Alive, Well, and Kicking :) |
L'gonic D'gingar
The Generic Conglomerates
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:54:23 -
[1265] - Quote
Curse you CCP. Now I have no excuse in not mowing my lawn on my day off!!!! |
Mylena Kare
Space Warriors Alliance
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:54:26 -
[1266] - Quote
"Klaatu barada nikto" Server Fixed. Amen |
Lady Areola Fappington
2593
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:54:37 -
[1267] - Quote
Zork100 wrote:Wayne Caderu wrote:Dieu LeVeut wrote:55 pages of comments, and here I am, still at work. Let me fix that for you, 55 pages of bitchin'. It is not 55 pages of bitchin'. It is 55 pages of concerns from paying customers. Customers pay for a service that is not being rendered.
Nah, it's 55 (now over 60) pages of bitching. In order to play, everyone agreed to the EULA. Here's the magic part.
Quote:The Software, System, Game and all Game Content, and all other services and material provided in connection therewith, are provided "AS IS," with all faults, and without warranty of any kind. You assume all risk of use and all risk associated with accessing the System and playing the Game.
CCP disclaims all warranties, whether express or implied, including without limitation the warranties of merchantability, fitness for particular purpose and non-infringement. There is no warranty against interference with your enjoyment of the Game. CCP does not warrant that the operation of the System or your access to the System, or that your use of the Software, will be uninterrupted or error-free, nor that the System or Software will be compatible with your hardware and software.
While CCP attempts to have the System available at most times, CCP does not guarantee that the System will always be available, or that the System will not become unavailable during Game play. The System may become unavailable for a number of reasons, including without limitation during the performance of maintenance to the System, for the implementation of new software, for emergency situations and due to equipment or telecommunications failures.
So yes, as is, CCP is still well within the legal agreement you (and everyone else) made with them. If you dislike this, I'd recommend either cancelling your account (and EULA agreement), or traveling to Iceland to attempt to contest the EULA in the appropriate legal venue. If you choose the latter, good luck with that.
7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY?
No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided.
--Eve New Player Guide
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MrLuciferi
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:54:43 -
[1268] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPRvc2UMeMI |
Arithron
107th Suicide Kings
Nihilists Social Club
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:54:54 -
[1269] - Quote
Callum Ijonen wrote:Arithron wrote:It's times like this you see all the idiots that should just be permabanned from Eve for stupid posts, such as whining about compensation etc. Get out and see the sun or something...hell, talk to your GF...oh, wait... Yet here you are writing a stupid post on the forums, complaining about people complaining. Hypocrite.
Sarcasm :)
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Desert Ice78
Gryphons of the Western Wind
509
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:54:57 -
[1270] - Quote
Just to keep everyone updated....I was outside.
That is all for now.
I am a pod pilot:
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/DesertIce/POD.jpg
CCP Zulu: Came expecting a discussion about computer monitors, left confused.
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Tobias Acuerdo
Lone Star Liquidations Llc
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:54:58 -
[1271] - Quote
Sanjin wrote:Llawa wrote:Hadrian Aurilen wrote:Joke aside... You need to compensate for the time lost.
This is taking too long. Just stay up late next time it's up, all sorted Actually, if you read your licensing agreement, if it's boilerplate, as most are, you can't expect any compensation at all, even if it's off for a month, or goes out of business. Paying for a 'subscription' is always a risk, for the consumer, not the company. Load up your C64 emulator and play a rousing game of M.U.L.E., or practice your LOGO coding? Hell, I still play around on GEOS, though it's on a C128 with a real 1581/1541, and Lt. Kernel 20MB hard drive. (That was considered infinite, back in the days. :)
M.U.L.E. rocked! |
Umbari Kado
Khights Of Megiddo
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:54:59 -
[1272] - Quote
-The server is down again...
-Yeah, man...we should be compensated. Or something.
-You know, they should try switching it on and off, it should help.
-Sure, but I am talking about some free stuff - you know, like new skins...or Gecko's BPO...we are losing $$$...
-You right, 4 hrs is something like $0.08.
-Right, they steal your money, what are we paying for...
-I bet they are not in a hurry to fix it, they should try it on Singularity first...or something...
-That's right, no respect for the customer, $0.08 is a fair chunk of moolah...
-At least they should try rolling it back...they have to have something to do that...
-But I would lose some SPs...they better fix it or I will put a petition in...
-What the hell is happening with these guys...
-Yeah, why should we lose time and $0.08...now maybe $0.09...
-This is not acceptable..and what do they mean by "unscheduled" ?
-I will be back in 2 min 35 sec - hope they fix it by then.
-Cheers, me too. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
61
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:55:00 -
[1273] - Quote
Wayne Caderu wrote:I'm gonna sum up the two major factors of this thread so far for those just joining us.
"Server is down for more then 15 minutes? GIVE ME FREE STUFF GOD DAMN BLAH BLAH BLAH!"
"Server is down for more then 15 minutes? Time to go argue with the trolls on the forums."
and then a rare third party as myself or those doing the drinking game.
"Server is down for more then 15 minutes? Booze and Popcorn anyone?"
<3 |
Steijn
Quay Industries
986
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:55:10 -
[1274] - Quote
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
Roll it back. |
hojo warrior
Original Sinners
The Bastion
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:55:12 -
[1275] - Quote
incompatiable build???? |
Krul
The Nose Picker Clown Group
Elemental Tide
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:55:14 -
[1276] - Quote
CLICK----"Hello you are through to tech support, my name is (Sanjay)-(insert name SIMON SMITH), I will have to escalate to next tier, please hold"-------------------------------------------------------6 hours later.
Outsourcing its cost effective if the message you wish to convey is **** OFF. |
Simon Anaidni
Scalar Magnetics
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:55:26 -
[1277] - Quote
Callum Ijonen wrote:Arithron wrote:It's times like this you see all the idiots that should just be permabanned from Eve for stupid posts, such as whining about compensation etc. Get out and see the sun or something...hell, talk to your GF...oh, wait... Yet here you are writing a stupid post on the forums, complaining about people complaining. Hypocrite.
I think thats the ,,.."Oh Wait.." at the end
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Cervix Thumper
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
49
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:55:27 -
[1278] - Quote
Amber Kurvora wrote:Good thing i have a real life to be getting on with...
*Looks at the pile of dishes fifteen foot high*
Where the fucks the server?!
The hamsters chewed it, and made a breeding bed for STD's |
AlexieStukov
Critical Mass Project
The Void Collective
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:55:38 -
[1279] - Quote
OK, who is flying the thread-naught named downtime? |
Callum Ijonen
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:55:47 -
[1280] - Quote
Quote:
So yes, as is, CCP is still well within the legal agreement you (and everyone else) made with them. If you dislike this, I'd recommend either cancelling your account (and EULA agreement), or traveling to Iceland to attempt to contest the EULA in the appropriate legal venue. If you choose the latter, good luck with that.
Then it's a good thing EULA doesn't apply to people living in Britain. |
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Arnold Abla
ABLA PH
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:55:48 -
[1281] - Quote
This is getting nowhere...................... |
Epentix
The Liberatos Corporation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:55:53 -
[1282] - Quote
server booting ............
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Ninhursaag Eridani
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:56:07 -
[1283] - Quote
right, im off for some constructive stuff --> you tubing for some good eve tutorials. hopefully there will be something to come back tomorrow... |
Wolfie Kuhr
Evian Industries
EVIAN NATION
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:56:07 -
[1284] - Quote
Sounds like it is rollback time |
Faenir Antollare
The Idiot Kings
Get Off My Lawn
382
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:56:09 -
[1285] - Quote
It's back up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Getting in early for April
RiP BooBoo
26/7/1971 - 23/7/2014
My Lady My Love My Life My Wife
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Countess Kool
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:56:10 -
[1286] - Quote
So let me get this right. You didn't back anything up tried out new code on tranquility f@#ked **** up, couldn't install the backup because of being dumb. Hmm so this is all CCP's FAULT. Free **** or riots will break out in new eden, just sayin. |
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy
Caldari State
28
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:56:27 -
[1287] - Quote
Friz Balthazarian wrote:Its funny all these IT professionals come on and try giving advice. If you were truly the best dont you think they would have tried to hire you instead of the other guy.
Theyre not IT professionals - they are 12 year old kids who are taking a break from pretending to be a pilot on Eve, and are now on this forum living out their other fantasy life. |
Sabaktes86 Titanscurse
The Solid State Sovereignty
Indomitable Intentions
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:56:47 -
[1288] - Quote
Did they try Power of an switch it back on.... |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
61
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:57:02 -
[1289] - Quote
Arnold Abla wrote:This is getting nowhere......................
Not true.. some of us have been having a great time :)
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Borg Stoneson
SWARTA
Mostly Clueless
45
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:57:06 -
[1290] - Quote
Bleedingthrough wrote:This is Bobs revenge, sinners!
No this is the spirits and the nameless gods of old punishing you for your disrespect by following that tame weakling god!
Only by sacrificing some ammo, some ore and a prostitute at the sun in a WH system can EVE be saved! |
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Careby
220
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:57:12 -
[1291] - Quote
Friz Balthazarian wrote:Its funny all these IT professionals come on and try giving advice. If you were truly the best dont you think they would have tried to hire you instead of the other guy.
There is nothing quite so exhilarating as an IT disaster that is someone else's fault.
Sarcasm is OP
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Andrew Seidelin
United Conflict Space Command
Gentlemen's.Club
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:57:23 -
[1292] - Quote
Damn it.
Here I had hoped to shoot rocks all day.
I hope you guys can fix the problem soon.
Maybe you could find some way of reimbursing all of us players who have no life without EVE. |
Sanjin
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:57:35 -
[1293] - Quote
Friz Balthazarian wrote:Its funny all these IT professionals come on and try giving advice. If you were truly the best dont you think they would have tried to hire you instead of the other guy.
They most certainly would have. They tell the rest of us to 'get lost old dude,' and we sorta just laugh and do that while firing up our old Commodore 128 and rare Apple 3's and calling it a day. Today's IT field is saturated with experts at the high level languages and IT procedures that were simply incomprehensible to most of us.
My most complex coding was done for FreeBSD, where they still allow, hell, they demand straight C. But they have to, because it's an OS.
This is an application. Whole different ball-park. I can't begin to comprehend this mess, and neither can most that say it's child's play. They have no idea what a mess this modern crap is! |
Beliskner Hippaforalcu
Signal Cartel
EvE-Scout Enclave
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:57:37 -
[1294] - Quote
this thread turned into Jita local |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:57:51 -
[1295] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:New rule, every time someone who thinks they know more about how running an MMO works than the people at CCP makes a post about how they should do their job, take a drink. We'd all die of alcohol poisoning in 20 minutes.... Do you know the other rules? I'm surprised some of us are still alive. Alive, Well, and Kicking :)
At least you're not screaming and covered in blood like a few of these other people. |
Dude Ringfield
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:57:58 -
[1296] - Quote
Best wishes CCP |
Mida Akhiko
The Flying Pandas
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
18
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:58:04 -
[1297] - Quote
See, I'm personally fine with the whole "**** happens" mentaility. They'll get it up when they get it up (a blue pill would help though). My only thing is if it ends up being a multi day thing, then and only then should they do something in terms of apologizes for the players. Particularly if it ends up being 2-3 days, considering the mechanics they just laid out, it would also result in yesterday being a waste for a lot of people.
However, I have faith that it won't come to that, because as much as we take our internet spaceships seriously, I know CCP takes their internet fixery even more seriously. |
Xenia Ilchenka
South Mining Guild
The Esoteric Order of Dagon.
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:58:06 -
[1298] - Quote
Finally, its back up.
But thats several hours you owe me for it being down |
DJ Dunewolf
Eve Radio Corporation
Eve Radio Alliance
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 15:58:09 -
[1299] - Quote
Well.. since the server is still down..
I shall continue the EXTENDED downtime show by another 3hours
Tune in to my show at http://eve-radio.com/
And join us in IRC to talk about your favorite moments in EVE.
irc.coldfront.net channel #eve-radio
Or use the java client on our website if you want, http://eve-radio.com/community/chat
<3
Dunewolf |
Umbari Kado
Khights Of Megiddo
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:58:12 -
[1300] - Quote
Umbari Kado wrote:-The server is down again...
-Yeah, man...we should be compensated. Or something.
-You know, they should try switching it on and off, it should help.
-Sure, but I am talking about some free stuff - you know, like new skins...or Gecko's BPO...we are losing $$$...
-You right, 4 hrs is something like $0.08.
-Right, they steal your money, what are we paying for...
-I bet they are not in a hurry to fix it, they should try it on Singularity first...or something...
-That's right, no respect for the customer, $0.08 is a fair chunk of moolah...
-At least they should try rolling it back...they have to have something to do that...
-But I would lose some SPs...they better fix it or I will put a petition in...
-What the hell is happening with these guys...
-Yeah, why should we lose time and $0.08...now maybe $0.09...
-This is not acceptable..and what do they mean by "unscheduled" ?
-I will be back in 2 min 35 sec - hope they fix it by then.
-Cheers, me too.
Yeah...still the same old... |
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Fibro Optic
The Small PVE Corp
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:58:14 -
[1301] - Quote
Is It even Possible to Roll Back the update that broke the game, rather than fixing the broken patch ? |
El Aziz Lovecraftian
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:58:20 -
[1302] - Quote
Boots up his old Freelancer Server. You all still have the CD?!? *LOL* I can have that 50 man ffa up in 20 minutes.
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Rhamnousia Nosferatu
Omar Little Fan Club
65
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:58:30 -
[1303] - Quote
I find EFT to be a decent replacement for EvE. For the moment. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
61
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:58:42 -
[1304] - Quote
Andrew Seidelin wrote:Damn it.
Here I had hoped to shoot rocks all day.
I hope you guys can fix the problem soon.
Maybe you could find some way of reimbursing all of us players who have no life without EVE.
How about a free drink?
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Tony Lennelluc
Dragons of Stone and Steel
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:59:15 -
[1305] - Quote
Sol'Tyr wrote:WOW!
Chill
Your
Rolls
CCP will get us taken care of.
Server will come back up.
Apology will be given.
Lost time will be rectified.
Kind of their M.O.
Would be more helpful to cheer on the poor tech who currently has a CCP exec mouth breathing behind him going:
"Any update"
"Not yet sir/madam"
"any update now"
"in the last 5 seconds ... no"
Poor tech guy .... first beer after work is on me ! you DESERVE IT !
So boredom time what kinda pc is everyone running ?
and for your amusement ..... https://vine.co/v/hWJvYPHTgj7
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who donGÇÖt.
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Master OfBlaster
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:59:20 -
[1306] - Quote
MinoriF wrote:Reactivated account just today after 8 months inactive --__--
I did the same after 6 months. Entered just before downtime and qeued random things just to get it going. |
LTC Vuvovich
LTC Vuvovich Corporation
51
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:59:24 -
[1307] - Quote
oh... wait... now I am getting an ' Incompatible (Build) ' message
Isnt that what started all of this in this 1st place |
Owl S
Black VooDoo Asassins
The Kadeshi
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:59:36 -
[1308] - Quote
Bad boy ! Bad boy ! What we gonna do !
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Duckslayer
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Snuffed Out
56
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:59:39 -
[1309] - Quote
Hey guys. I've got this sick original post im going to make on page 60 whatever with a joke about how CCP should turn it off and on again. Gonna be soooo fresh. |
Mylena Kare
Space Warriors Alliance
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:59:51 -
[1310] - Quote
If a player can go to your house and turned off the power, a player can snuck in the server room and sabotage it with lazorsssss.... |
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Misha Tokila
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
16
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:59:55 -
[1311] - Quote
Agent Unknown wrote:Misha Tokila wrote:Well, after an amazing uptime record, even with all the updates, something like this was bound to happen. So who can we blame for not feeding the hamster? Now, in all seriousness, assuming that the operating system that is running on the cluster is a form of Unix, is the problem that the hardware will not boot to the OS or is the problem that the EvE Online server program fails to start?
Another, more interesting question is that how is CCP going to compensate us for not being able to play the game?
ISK, SP, or Game Time? I prefer skill points. But then again, that's not my call to make.
They're under no obligation to compensate players for anything. There was no way to anticipate the servers having a tantrum and it's not like they have SLA agreements with the players. If anything, CCP giving out *anything* is entirely up to them, but we shouldn't expect anything. Now, everyone kept their skill queues updated ...right?
I know that CCP doesn't have to compensate us, but it would be nice if they did. Like I said, it's not my call. I have my skill queue setup for the next year.
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Callum Ijonen
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:00:04 -
[1312] - Quote
Beliskner Hippaforalcu wrote:this thread turned into Jita local
This thread has always been Jita local. |
Caboosette
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:00:08 -
[1313] - Quote
We here at WiNGSPAN Delivery Services have customers awaiting deliveries. We are trying to run a business here! Our customers are being deprived of their munitions shipments!
On a serious note.. Good luck to the devs and I hope you don't set fire to another server.
Also! To set some straight on what happens when an issue like this happens. I would suggest having one spare person with a camera recording the madness. Then release a Behind The Scenes madness video. Being a techie myself, I would love to watch that.
o7 |
Royally
Manticore Security Solutions
Quantum Collective
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:00:40 -
[1314] - Quote
Now I do understand where some of the people who want compensation and the like are coming from. Its not a problem for me persay, but if you end up missing your entire alotted time to play EVE in a week... There are some people playing the game who sub up, but end up being able to play for perhaps as few as 5 days of the month. If one of those days the server borks out, they paid alot for "nothing", so to speak.
I hope it gets fixed soon, but w/e, it'll be ready when its ready eh :p
I'm glad my phone app wasnt glitching when it kept insisting the server was offline :p |
Marsh Mauler
Aerospace Electronics
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:01:16 -
[1315] - Quote
tried playing the drinking game. after the first 10 pages of posts, my liver crawled out of me, packed a bag, and left saying im being too abusive. |
Davian Thule Pirkibo
Lezaruss Industrial Systems
Intrepid Crossing
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:01:19 -
[1316] - Quote
I hope these fixes dont take.....Aegis!
anyway lol the joys of being a software engineer |
Big Lynx
3355
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:01:22 -
[1317] - Quote
soulltaker Aldeland wrote:hahaha eve is down..i have no life..what can i do hahaha
XDDD |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
61
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:01:25 -
[1318] - Quote
Callum Ijonen wrote:Beliskner Hippaforalcu wrote:this thread turned into Jita local This thread has always been Jita local.
i'm not so sure of that... no one has offered to double my isk in the last 3 minutes....
just saying... |
Solt Novadios
Temporary Founded Hideout
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:01:29 -
[1319] - Quote
Caboosette wrote:We here at WiNGSPAN Delivery Services have customers awaiting deliveries. We are trying to run a business here! Our customers are being deprived of their munitions shipments!
On a serious note.. Good luck to the devs and I hope you don't set fire to another server.
Also! To set some straight on what happens when an issue like this happens. I would suggest having one spare person with a camera recording the madness. Then release a Behind The Scenes madness video. Being a techie myself, I would love to watch that.
o7
It is a good idea. |
Travis Black Thiesant
The Headbutt Heard 'Round The World
Hodor Holdings
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:01:47 -
[1320] - Quote
Duckslayer wrote:Hey guys. I've got this sick original post im going to make on page 60 whatever with a joke about how CCP should turn it off and on again. Gonna be soooo fresh.
Your portrait just makes that so much better lol |
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Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
29
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:01:47 -
[1321] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
Unplug the system, hold power for 30 seconds, plug back in.
Also, please check to make sure your ethernet cables are properly seated on both ends.
If that doesn't help, try plugging in a different monitor to make sure the issues isn't being caused by that/
If all these steps fail, please give us a call to setup an RMA for your Tranquility server cluster. Systems RMA'd will have a 6-9 decade turn around time. You are responsible for all shipping costs.
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grahnak
Hidden Agenda
Deep Space Engineering
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:01:49 -
[1322] - Quote
Oh dear ..... did someone over wright the backups ???? |
ERIS LUCAN
State Protectorate
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:01:50 -
[1323] - Quote
Not nice'*
EVE acount very heavy payload myn ,Server not USA ok,very good.
difficult doubelwrite error intance ,seldom vailoud backupwarsystem wail window ,debug newload -doubwriterror , set boot - boot-123 reboot damaged wizhout new intance . or Maximilian boring.
Happy Day* |
Elsa Hayes
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
100
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:02:13 -
[1324] - Quote
Fibro Optic wrote:Is It even Possible to Roll Back the update that broke the game, rather than fixing the broken patch ?
While CCP can certainly do a roll back, finding out what broke the system is important to determine what they have to change in the patch coding to prevent this from happening again.
A roll back is also a last resort since this is EvE and people are already calling for compensation, IF CCP did an announced roll back people would start threadnaughts and petitions of billions of isks lost due to the roll back to take advantage of the situation and scam some isks. |
Wur2e
High Priority Industries
Vengeful Swarm
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:02:15 -
[1325] - Quote
I know the problem!
NEW SHIPS SPOTTED!!! |
Callum Ijonen
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:02:16 -
[1326] - Quote
Royally wrote:Now I do understand where some of the people who want compensation and the like are coming from. Its not a problem for me persay, but if you end up missing your entire alotted time to play EVE in a week... There are some people playing the game who sub up, but end up being able to play for perhaps as few as 5 days of the month. If one of those days the server borks out, they paid alot for "nothing", so to speak.
I hope it gets fixed soon, but w/e, it'll be ready when its ready eh :p
I'm glad my phone app wasnt glitching when it kept insisting the server was offline :p
The problem is people will want to be trying FozzieSov out, so they try to get on and then THIS happens. |
Kia Dee
The Scope
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:02:19 -
[1327] - Quote
Something from the top of the consolation shelf plz |
Andrew Seidelin
United Conflict Space Command
Gentlemen's.Club
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:02:24 -
[1328] - Quote
Xenia Ilchenka wrote:Finally, its back up.
But thats several hours you owe me for it being down
No its not.
TRANQUILITY (UNKNOWN) |
Borg Stoneson
SWARTA
Mostly Clueless
45
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:02:29 -
[1329] - Quote
Beliskner Hippaforalcu wrote:this thread turned into Jita local
Send me any amount of ISK and I'll double it! |
Worldwind
Ceptacemia
The Kadeshi
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:02:53 -
[1330] - Quote
Honestly Guys.... when is it even time... |
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Epentix
The Liberatos Corporation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:03:19 -
[1331] - Quote
Travis Black Thiesant wrote:Duckslayer wrote:Hey guys. I've got this sick original post im going to make on page 60 whatever with a joke about how CCP should turn it off and on again. Gonna be soooo fresh. Your portrait just makes that so much better lol
do not forget his name..... |
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:03:19 -
[1332] - Quote
DAMN.... I have been following this thread since page 3 started.... I must need professional help. |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:03:22 -
[1333] - Quote
Royally wrote:Now I do understand where some of the people who want compensation and the like are coming from. Its not a problem for me persay, but if you end up missing your entire alotted time to play EVE in a week... There are some people playing the game who sub up, but end up being able to play for perhaps as few as 5 days of the month. If one of those days the server borks out, they paid alot for "nothing", so to speak.
I hope it gets fixed soon, but w/e, it'll be ready when its ready eh :p
I'm glad my phone app wasnt glitching when it kept insisting the server was offline :p
Just a friendly reminder..., it's "per se". |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:03:22 -
[1334] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Callum Ijonen wrote:Beliskner Hippaforalcu wrote:this thread turned into Jita local This thread has always been Jita local. i'm not so sure of that... no one has offered to double my isk in the last 3 minutes.... just saying...
Double or nothing. And by that I mean drinks. |
Wardeth Power
The Mjolnir Bloc
The Bloc
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:03:25 -
[1335] - Quote
Ouch, someone made a mistake. Did this patch skip protocol because of deadlines, the test sever should have shown you guys that something was wrong.
I blame management. Ultimately you screwed the pooch. Shame on you. While engineer's find out what happened you should ask yourselves for what you did not do to prevent it. |
zero extent
Imperial Dreams
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:03:31 -
[1336] - Quote
CCP Devs, you DO have a ROLLBACK plan, don't you? |
Shuffle Bug
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:03:31 -
[1337] - Quote
*yawn*
So many haters lol.
"give me free **** wah wah wah. my life is so empty i need this game."
Go play elite dangerous or something lol. Or go outside.
.......
On second thought don't go outside, i wouldn't wish that on anyone.
Come now people chill out and let them fix their stuff. It's funnier to watch you all argue about how much better you aren't. |
Sinilix Kanenald
Starvin' Pilots Association
Risky Ventures and Associates
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:03:31 -
[1338] - Quote
Wonder if they have turned it off and back on again? |
Umbari Kado
Khights Of Megiddo
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:03:39 -
[1339] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Callum Ijonen wrote:Beliskner Hippaforalcu wrote:this thread turned into Jita local This thread has always been Jita local. i'm not so sure of that... no one has offered to double my isk in the last 3 minutes.... just saying...
OK...send me 10 Bil ISK, I will return (maybe) 20...Happy ? |
Bierat
Risen from Ashes
Dark Crusade
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:03:46 -
[1340] - Quote
MOAR Time to learn for my exams
Wehere Do you have your Backups??? |
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Flatliner
Skull 'n' Bones
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:03:52 -
[1341] - Quote
/me Strokes the Servers corpse.
Mwhahahah.
Flat. |
Royally
Manticore Security Solutions
Quantum Collective
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:04:08 -
[1342] - Quote
Borg Stoneson wrote:Beliskner Hippaforalcu wrote:this thread turned into Jita local Send me any amount of ISK and I'll double it!
Happy customer here! |
Killdeer Okel
Red Ochre Mining and Exploration
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:04:10 -
[1343] - Quote
I hope someone is keeping accurate records of all of these "Changes" seems a lot of guessing might have to be taken out of the system later.
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Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:04:12 -
[1344] - Quote
Borg Stoneson wrote:Beliskner Hippaforalcu wrote:this thread turned into Jita local Send me any amount of ISK and I'll double it!
Send me any even amount of ISK and I will return half of it to you! |
Ecolo
Highcouncil Private Holding
The Tsunami Collective
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:04:14 -
[1345] - Quote
Royally wrote:Now I do understand where some of the people who want compensation and the like are coming from. Its not a problem for me persay, but if you end up missing your entire alotted time to play EVE in a week... There are some people playing the game who sub up, but end up being able to play for perhaps as few as 5 days of the month. If one of those days the server borks out, they paid alot for "nothing", so to speak.
I hope it gets fixed soon, but w/e, it'll be ready when its ready eh :p
I'm glad my phone app wasnt glitching when it kept insisting the server was offline :p
Plz dont try to defend the beggers , begging for isk, money or free sp.
Just check the last couple of months downtime. 9 out of 10 updates went pretty smooth and server was up within 15 mins or sooner.
So your story about only being able to play 5 out 0f 7 days is just not true!!
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Benjamin en Thielles
Channel Ten News Team
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:04:23 -
[1346] - Quote
Restore the backup from before fozziesov |
llyriah
Tres Corvi INC.
The CORVOS
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:04:57 -
[1347] - Quote
I'm
so
bored!
Ya'll sure are funny though! |
Lady Areola Fappington
2593
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:05:06 -
[1348] - Quote
Callum Ijonen wrote:Quote:
So yes, as is, CCP is still well within the legal agreement you (and everyone else) made with them. If you dislike this, I'd recommend either cancelling your account (and EULA agreement), or traveling to Iceland to attempt to contest the EULA in the appropriate legal venue. If you choose the latter, good luck with that.
Then it's a good thing EULA doesn't apply to people living in Britain.
Yeeeah, about that. If you feel that the EULA doesn't "apply" to you, then your access of CCP services is against the law and you can get in quite a bit of trouble.
Access to Eve is dependant on agreement with the End User License Agreement. If you don't agree to be bound by the EULA, or for some reason cannot be bound by it, then accessing CCP systems is against the law.
Anyway, if, for some magic reason The EULA ACTUALLY didn't bind people in Britain, then CCP would be well within their rights (and likely would be) blocking all connections from, and business with British subjects.
7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY?
No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided.
--Eve New Player Guide
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Xavier Reno
The Scope
Gallente Federation
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:05:12 -
[1349] - Quote
I have for the first time in yrs just walked outside my house.........DAMM ITS REAL SCARY OUT THERE............
Please get the servers up!!!
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Ma'at Bvlgarian
Singing Blades
Unsung Blades
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:05:24 -
[1350] - Quote
1. I came back from work 08:15 am EVE time. At 10:56 am, I was broken for sleep and just warping out of 400km ice field inside a shattered wormhole I found by accident and actually did not wanted to explore at the beginning, hoping that DEV's won't turn off the server like sometimes 5 min before scheduled time and I will be stuck inside with my Retriever. There was something fishy thou, no sleepers even came, random Mining base hanging around without no players. Left with full pocketz and slept like a f****** baby.
2. 16:05 EVE time: It's DED Carl!
3. I demand justice and free prizes, 1 free trainable skill by choice or 1 card for adding game time or 1 ship free of choice! THIS WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED!
4. So, it means life begins - It's broken Jim!, I bet they found out there was a massive sleeper invasion in all systems just like #whispers silently: " The great battle of 6VDT... "
5. Test safe, o7 |
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Agent Unknown
Night Theifs
incendia equus
49
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:05:26 -
[1351] - Quote
Royally wrote:Borg Stoneson wrote:Beliskner Hippaforalcu wrote:this thread turned into Jita local Send me any amount of ISK and I'll double it! Happy customer here!
Can confirm, sent 0 ISK and got 0 back. |
Sexy Cakes
Have A Seat
951
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:05:28 -
[1352] - Quote
Server's up!
Not today spaghetti.
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Royally
Manticore Security Solutions
Quantum Collective
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:05:29 -
[1353] - Quote
Ecolo wrote:Royally wrote:Now I do understand where some of the people who want compensation and the like are coming from. Its not a problem for me persay, but if you end up missing your entire alotted time to play EVE in a week... There are some people playing the game who sub up, but end up being able to play for perhaps as few as 5 days of the month. If one of those days the server borks out, they paid alot for "nothing", so to speak.
I hope it gets fixed soon, but w/e, it'll be ready when its ready eh :p
I'm glad my phone app wasnt glitching when it kept insisting the server was offline :p Plz dont try to defend the beggers , begging for isk, money or free sp. Just check the last couple of months downtime. 9 out of 10 updates went pretty smooth and server was up within 15 mins or sooner. So your story about only being able to play 5 out 0f 7 days is just not true!!
I dont see how it wouldnt be true. For this month for example, it'd certainly be possible with just one borked patch. |
Archibald Thistlewaite III
The Royal Society for the Prevention of Miners
807
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:05:30 -
[1354] - Quote
Borg Stoneson wrote:Beliskner Hippaforalcu wrote:this thread turned into Jita local Send me any amount of ISK and I'll double it!
I would but the ***** server is down. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
61
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:05:31 -
[1355] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Callum Ijonen wrote:Beliskner Hippaforalcu wrote:this thread turned into Jita local This thread has always been Jita local. i'm not so sure of that... no one has offered to double my isk in the last 3 minutes.... just saying... Double or nothing. And by that I mean drinks.
Whiskey for me plz :) |
Tobias Acuerdo
Lone Star Liquidations Llc
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:05:50 -
[1356] - Quote
Not a pic of CCP's Servers |
branodn lee
kadian blades
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:05:56 -
[1357] - Quote
ccp should give us at least 1 day refund or extra on our account......... come on ccp get it together, been here since 2003 and this is about as bad as the delete a major file in your operating system. lets go ccp you can do it. |
Vex Glowember
Intaki Investment Fund
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:05:57 -
[1358] - Quote
We could create a reasonable facsimillie of this game by playing rock-paper-scissors with screencaptures of our EFT fits.
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Strykr X
X-COM Navy
Gentlemen's.Parlor
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:06:16 -
[1359] - Quote
It's pretty stunning to me that a new comment seems to be added every four seconds or so. This really is Jita local! |
Kairos Antilles
Project Kairos
The Bastion
45
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:06:22 -
[1360] - Quote
When Tranquility fails: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_qX22Fh5po |
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Umbari Kado
Khights Of Megiddo
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:06:25 -
[1361] - Quote
Umbari Kado wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Callum Ijonen wrote:Beliskner Hippaforalcu wrote:this thread turned into Jita local This thread has always been Jita local. i'm not so sure of that... no one has offered to double my isk in the last 3 minutes.... just saying... OK...send me 10 Bil ISK, I will return (maybe) 20...Happy ?
DON'T send to the other guys...they are scammers...I am running an honest scam operation...they just copy me... |
Gekka Blue
Sanford and Drones Mining Ltd.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:06:28 -
[1362] - Quote
Quote:16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
Grrrr! |
jane boxer
Mortis Angelus
The Kadeshi
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:06:35 -
[1363] - Quote
CTRL+Z |
Starain
SoT
The Gorgon Empire
79
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:06:50 -
[1364] - Quote
Did you reboot 3 times?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8_Kfjo3VjU |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
62
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:06:52 -
[1365] - Quote
Sexy Cakes wrote:Server's up!
DRINK! |
Joshke
YIP.
26
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:06:59 -
[1366] - Quote
just imagine that is not a game: aliens attacked the Earth, but the cluster was down and mankind lost... |
llyriah
Tres Corvi INC.
The CORVOS
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:07:14 -
[1367] - Quote
Last time I saw downtime like this was about 100k free SP ago!!!!! |
Sigognac
Dirty Old Bastards
Nulli Secunda
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:07:18 -
[1368] - Quote
Crap... I just took hours for plex... |
Ben Kilmore
The Power of Resolution
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:07:22 -
[1369] - Quote
+1 for Free Skillpoints. |
Dominique Vasilkovsky
BFG Tech
294
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:07:32 -
[1370] - Quote
Just roll back to Red Moon Rising and everything will be forgiven.
Dominique Vasilkovsky EVEboard
Once known as:
Mashie Saldana sold - Anastasia Rigel sold - Monica Foulkes sold
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supa newb
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:07:36 -
[1371] - Quote
my guess is
someone (insert name) mom ,the pc which is in her room tripped over the power cord and broke something so he had to run to the store for a replacement part |
Alkany Bencosme
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:07:42 -
[1372] - Quote
Free skill boost for all :v, they cant give us skill point so give us a boost |
madhatta18
Prime Forces
The Methodical Alliance
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:07:49 -
[1373] - Quote
to al those ppl trolling here about ccp and downtime and sp crap
1 take 6 boxes of head ache pills
2 if you survive go see youe doctor so he can tell your brain your dead
3 ps its not a blody tumor
4 holy crap we made tmz |
Camelionz
The Graduates
Get Off My Lawn
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:07:50 -
[1374] - Quote
Shuffle Bug wrote:*yawn*
So many haters lol.
"give me free **** wah wah wah. my life is so empty i need this game."
Go play elite dangerous or something lol. Or go outside.
.......
On second thought don't go outside, i wouldn't wish that on anyone.
Come now people chill out and let them fix their stuff. It's funnier to watch you all argue about how much better you aren't.
haters gonna hate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIF5ElwC34o |
Callum Ijonen
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:07:55 -
[1375] - Quote
Lady Areola Fappington wrote:Callum Ijonen wrote:Quote:
So yes, as is, CCP is still well within the legal agreement you (and everyone else) made with them. If you dislike this, I'd recommend either cancelling your account (and EULA agreement), or traveling to Iceland to attempt to contest the EULA in the appropriate legal venue. If you choose the latter, good luck with that.
Then it's a good thing EULA doesn't apply to people living in Britain. Yeeeah, about that. If you feel that the EULA doesn't "apply" to you, then your access of CCP services is against the law and you can get in quite a bit of trouble. Access to Eve is dependant on agreement with the End User License Agreement. If you don't agree to be bound by the EULA, or for some reason cannot be bound by it, then accessing CCP systems is against the law. Anyway, if, for some magic reason The EULA ACTUALLY didn't bind people in Britain, then CCP would be well within their rights (and likely would be) blocking all connections from, and business with British subjects.
No, because they still have their terms of service. They can't enforce the EULA in England. And I think if companies started blocking people in England because their EULA isn't legally binding here then there would be a massive shitstorm, considering the UK has one of the biggest gaming industries going right now.
Nobody in their right mind would block connections from England. That's just a stupid idea. |
Zandar Rings
Yulai Guard
Yulai Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:07:55 -
[1376] - Quote
why haven't you guys just rolled back to before the applied patch. it could just be a issue with your patch. should have tested the patch first.... |
Mylena Kare
Space Warriors Alliance
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:08:05 -
[1377] - Quote
Lunch Time!!CPP breaktime . Be back in an hour. ....enjoying ,Hangikj+¦t, Skyr,Kj+¦ts+¦pa ,Ein me+¦ +¦llu,Svi+¦ , Hr+¦tspungar, H+íkarl ! You Jelly? |
Sama Dobrota
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
24
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:08:06 -
[1378] - Quote
Dear CCP,
why not to organize a quick poll about players opinions about the new overview icons NOW?
67+ pages in this thread hints the participation would be massive. in a meantime... |
Grape Juice
Delta vane Corp.
Mordus Angels
26
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:08:14 -
[1379] - Quote
I tune in and the first thing I is Pantera.. then my wife walks in, trips over one of my sons toys and trys to play it off by headbanging to the music...
Fail my dear...fail
DJ Dunewolf wrote:Well.. since the server is still down.. I shall continue the EXTENDED downtime show by another 3hours Tune in to my show at http://eve-radio.com/
And join us in IRC to talk about your favorite moments in EVE. irc.coldfront.net channel #eve-radio Or use the java client on our website if you want, http://eve-radio.com/community/chat
<3 Dunewolf
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Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:08:14 -
[1380] - Quote
branodn lee wrote:ccp should give us at least 1 day refund or extra on our account......... come on ccp get it together, been here since 2003 and this is about as bad as the delete a major file in your operating system. lets go ccp you can do it.
If paying 50 cents a day for a video game is breaking your piggy bank, I gotta suggest that you get a job and stop playing Eve. I'm just saying... |
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Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:08:32 -
[1381] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Sexy Cakes wrote:Server's up! DRINK!
New rule? :p |
Arch-Magus Mephisto
Black Scorpions Inc
Fidelas Constans
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:08:42 -
[1382] - Quote
We have now surpassed the five hour mark.
I would like to take this opportunity to reiterate what CCP actually needs to do.
1-Each and every ship class for every race needs re balancing.
A-Battle Cruiser and Battleships are nearly useless in the game.
B-Capitol Ships also have largely become useless
C-Introducing more T3 Ships and Classes have no bearing in the current out of balance system
D- Ship skins are not going to generate excitement to this game and are a luxury not a need.
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Aloeus Dark
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:08:44 -
[1383] - Quote
Can i play? |
FireusI
F-I-N-K PROPERTY
F-I-N-K and Co.
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:08:46 -
[1384] - Quote
we all know the real truth CCP guard fell a sleep while guarding the server room and u all took turns to mess it up and now ur trying to figure out who do what and how u all did it |
Big Lynx
3355
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:08:52 -
[1385] - Quote
Sigognac wrote:Crap... I just took hours for plex...
LELz |
Cat silth
ASH TO DUST
Obsidian Descendants
26
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:08:58 -
[1386] - Quote
Fook my life my only day off for 5 days and the servers gone **** UP! |
llyriah
Tres Corvi INC.
The CORVOS
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:09:22 -
[1387] - Quote
Camelionz wrote:Shuffle Bug wrote:*yawn*
So many haters lol.
"give me free **** wah wah wah. my life is so empty i need this game."
Go play elite dangerous or something lol. Or go outside.
.......
On second thought don't go outside, i wouldn't wish that on anyone.
Come now people chill out and let them fix their stuff. It's funnier to watch you all argue about how much better you aren't. haters gonna hate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIF5ElwC34o
Made me chuckle |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
62
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:09:30 -
[1388] - Quote
madhatta18 wrote:to al those ppl trolling here about ccp and downtime and sp crap
1 take 6 boxes of head ache pills
2 if you survive go see youe doctor so he can tell your brain your dead
3 ps its not a blody tumor
Love it! i've actually been on a total Arnold sci fi kick lately.... "The Running Man" is my new fave :) |
Gimme Sake
State War Academy
Caldari State
198
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:09:45 -
[1389] - Quote
Camelionz wrote:Shuffle Bug wrote:*yawn*
So many haters lol.
"give me free **** wah wah wah. my life is so empty i need this game."
Go play elite dangerous or something lol. Or go outside.
.......
On second thought don't go outside, i wouldn't wish that on anyone.
Come now people chill out and let them fix their stuff. It's funnier to watch you all argue about how much better you aren't. haters gonna hate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIF5ElwC34o
Elite solo pvp :D
"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
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Countess Kool
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:09:50 -
[1390] - Quote
Beliskner Hippaforalcu wrote:this thread turned into Jita local
Will be happy to double your isk for you |
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Agent Unknown
Night Theifs
incendia equus
49
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:09:59 -
[1391] - Quote
Callum Ijonen wrote:Lady Areola Fappington wrote:Callum Ijonen wrote:Quote:
So yes, as is, CCP is still well within the legal agreement you (and everyone else) made with them. If you dislike this, I'd recommend either cancelling your account (and EULA agreement), or traveling to Iceland to attempt to contest the EULA in the appropriate legal venue. If you choose the latter, good luck with that.
Then it's a good thing EULA doesn't apply to people living in Britain. Yeeeah, about that. If you feel that the EULA doesn't "apply" to you, then your access of CCP services is against the law and you can get in quite a bit of trouble. Access to Eve is dependant on agreement with the End User License Agreement. If you don't agree to be bound by the EULA, or for some reason cannot be bound by it, then accessing CCP systems is against the law. Anyway, if, for some magic reason The EULA ACTUALLY didn't bind people in Britain, then CCP would be well within their rights (and likely would be) blocking all connections from, and business with British subjects. No, because they still have their terms of service. They can't enforce the EULA in England. And I think if companies started blocking people in England because their EULA isn't legally binding here then there would be a massive shitstorm, considering the UK has one of the biggest gaming industries going right now. Nobody in their right mind would block connections from England. That's just a stupid idea.
For further irony points: the servers are in London. |
Umbari Kado
Khights Of Megiddo
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:10:02 -
[1392] - Quote
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:branodn lee wrote:ccp should give us at least 1 day refund or extra on our account......... come on ccp get it together, been here since 2003 and this is about as bad as the delete a major file in your operating system. lets go ccp you can do it. If paying 50 cents a day for a video game is breaking your piggy bank, I gotta suggest that you get a job and stop playing Eve. I'm just saying...
I second that... |
MrLuciferi
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:10:08 -
[1393] - Quote
Now, how to install internet.
But then again, you need to know the barbaric language of the norse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lgObz0hqiM |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
62
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:10:18 -
[1394] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Sexy Cakes wrote:Server's up! DRINK! New rule? :p
Yup! |
xRyokenx
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
430
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:10:51 -
[1395] - Quote
Tranguility server.
Can't see the hamsters in the picture, but you get the idea. |
Llish
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:10:53 -
[1396] - Quote
Zandar Rings wrote:why haven't you guys just rolled back to before the applied patch. it could just be a issue with your patch. should have tested the patch first....
Would not work |
Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
50
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:10:59 -
[1397] - Quote
Well it does seem free SD is in order, just like in the past when the server was down for a good deal of time.
I hope everything is ok CCP, and we know you are working as quickly as possible, and will make this period of down time right with the players.
Thanks for always keeping us informed and always working hard for us. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
62
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:11:08 -
[1398] - Quote
Aloeus Dark wrote:Can i play?
Of course :) |
Violet Solaire
AirHogs
Zulu People
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:11:17 -
[1399] - Quote
so should i give up and go to sleep?
been waiting for hours
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Aurelius Exodus
Pride and Glory
H0N0UR
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:11:27 -
[1400] - Quote
So maybe rushing a release that includinded a major game change to a ton of game mechanics wasn't a good idea? Maybe we should take our time and release stuff when its ready, as opposed to releasing it on the release schedule thats setup months in advance that does not possibly have the ability to factor in every thing that could go wrong and slow your release down.
On second thought:
FREE SP |
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Llish
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:11:39 -
[1401] - Quote
Countess Kool wrote:Beliskner Hippaforalcu wrote:this thread turned into Jita local Will be happy to double your isk for you
I like those odds |
EvilweaselSA
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
1111
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:12:00 -
[1402] - Quote
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS |
Tanthos
Tanthos Corp
77
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:12:08 -
[1403] - Quote
We could play WoW instead.
Just kidding. |
Callum Ijonen
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:12:09 -
[1404] - Quote
Agent Unknown wrote:Callum Ijonen wrote:Lady Areola Fappington wrote:Callum Ijonen wrote:Quote:
So yes, as is, CCP is still well within the legal agreement you (and everyone else) made with them. If you dislike this, I'd recommend either cancelling your account (and EULA agreement), or traveling to Iceland to attempt to contest the EULA in the appropriate legal venue. If you choose the latter, good luck with that.
Then it's a good thing EULA doesn't apply to people living in Britain. Yeeeah, about that. If you feel that the EULA doesn't "apply" to you, then your access of CCP services is against the law and you can get in quite a bit of trouble. Access to Eve is dependant on agreement with the End User License Agreement. If you don't agree to be bound by the EULA, or for some reason cannot be bound by it, then accessing CCP systems is against the law. Anyway, if, for some magic reason The EULA ACTUALLY didn't bind people in Britain, then CCP would be well within their rights (and likely would be) blocking all connections from, and business with British subjects. No, because they still have their terms of service. They can't enforce the EULA in England. And I think if companies started blocking people in England because their EULA isn't legally binding here then there would be a massive shitstorm, considering the UK has one of the biggest gaming industries going right now. Nobody in their right mind would block connections from England. That's just a stupid idea. For further irony points: the servers are in London.
That's pretty funny actually.
|
Darlucilic
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:12:10 -
[1405] - Quote
Aloeus Dark wrote:Can i play?
NO! |
Bicklovin
The Dingus Coalition
Gatekeepers Universe
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:12:15 -
[1406] - Quote
Spray the server with Brawndo "The thirst mutilator". It's got what servers crave! |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:12:33 -
[1407] - Quote
Enslaved Mistress wrote:Well it does seem free SD is in order, just like in the past when the server was down for a good deal of time.
I hope everything is ok CCP, and we know you are working as quickly as possible, and will make this period of down time right with the players.
Thanks for always keeping us informed and always working hard for us.
You mean SP? |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:12:46 -
[1408] - Quote
Aurelius Exodus wrote:So maybe rushing a release that includinded a major game change to a ton of game mechanics wasn't a good idea? Maybe we should take our time and release stuff when its ready, as opposed to releasing it on the release schedule thats setup months in advance that does not possibly have the ability to factor in every thing that could go wrong and slow your release down.
On second thought:
FREE SP
Drink! |
Spanky Ikkala
EVE University
Ivy League
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:12:50 -
[1409] - Quote
Good luck with this guys, we know that you're working as hard as you can and most of us understand your situation.
However, if you do feel guilty about this, feel free to send my not-so-secret #evefanfest CCP crush to my house to apologise in her SA accent ;) |
Gimme Sake
State War Academy
Caldari State
198
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:12:52 -
[1410] - Quote
Violet Solaire wrote:so should i give up and go to sleep?
been waiting for hours
Seen this thread starting, took a nap, woke up, fed the cat, fet myself, returned and found the thread still going.
"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
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Talisker04
Ascending Angels
Two Drink Minimum
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:12:53 -
[1411] - Quote
I agree and understand that CCP has no obligation to compensate their players for these error and the loss of game time. But do think as a good will gesture, they should offer some form of compensation. If only to prove they do care how their customers feel. |
Royally
Manticore Security Solutions
Quantum Collective
18
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:13:05 -
[1412] - Quote
Just uhm, extend the DT for another 16 hours while you're at it, that way I can save my station without effort ;) |
Killdeer Okel
Red Ochre Mining and Exploration
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:13:06 -
[1413] - Quote
Think of the timers....Is anyone thinking of the timers!!!! |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
62
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:13:16 -
[1414] - Quote
Aurelius Exodus wrote:So maybe rushing a release that includinded a major game change to a ton of game mechanics wasn't a good idea? Maybe we should take our time and release stuff when its ready, as opposed to releasing it on the release schedule thats setup months in advance that does not possibly have the ability to factor in every thing that could go wrong and slow your release down.
On second thought:
FREE SP
DRINK! |
Umbari Kado
Khights Of Megiddo
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:13:35 -
[1415] - Quote
I reckon that the servers don't exist any longer...they have been blown up by unidentified culprits of known persuasion...
And the Chinese hackers are impersonating CCP Falcon to prevent a riot and interstellar war... |
Amator Phasma
Low-Sec Survival Ltd.
Boys without pants
23
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:13:49 -
[1416] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BXDikj1i7w |
Sanjin
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:13:55 -
[1417] - Quote
Sama Dobrota wrote:Dear CCP,
why not to organize a quick poll about players opinions about the new overview icons NOW?
67+ pages in this thread hints the participation would be massive. in a meantime...
Yeah, now put yourself on the other side of this. Participation, well, it's not all it's cracked up to be. I'm sure they're not actually having coders respond to you, but still. In the FreeBSD world, it's a bit more of a mix, and I can tell you from experience, what we never, ever, want, is for 'feedback.' Well, ok, 1 in a 1000. When someone actually finds a real problem, submits a code fix that you can just agree with and send off an 'oops' commit log, fine... But generally, it's a moron that didn't read the HOWTO or manpage, and is wasting your damned time.
Community participation is best funneled, as CCP has done, to an outlet like this, for venting, where nothing means anything, and more importantly, is never seen by those that should not see it. lol |
Mylena Kare
Space Warriors Alliance
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:14:06 -
[1418] - Quote
If you poke it. Does it scream? I you kicked it . Does it moan? If you pushed it. Does it groan? No? It's still dead. |
Natya Mebelle
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
305
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:14:11 -
[1419] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Loving this one c:
And of course, us lowly users are not allowed to post images. Oh well. Maybe it is for the better.
I find it hilarious how so many people are up and about and say "rollback to last patch" or some other oblivious poop as if they'd knew what the matter is. Especially wanna-be developers who obviously stay anonymous say how they would do and have done it sure gets my giggles up. The screams for compensation is just as funny as ever.
A big thanks to the people who push against this lunacy here and who are showing the proper attitude to deal with this problem. Because all we can do is wait anyway, so who cares c: The complains sure will not help the servers go up faster.
Oh and to those who want to write a snarky comment to my post here? Don't bother wasting your time, because I will not look at this topic again c:
Time to cook dinner anyway! |
Asyntara
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:14:13 -
[1420] - Quote
I for one am dearly missing my daily opportunities to get blown up, kicked, stomped, and podded. My day is just not the same without these precious Eve encounters lol |
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Jeanne Tivianne
55
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:14:13 -
[1421] - Quote
Talisker04 wrote:I agree and understand that CCP has no obligation to compensate their players for these error and the loss of game time. But do think as a good will gesture, they should offer some form of compensation. If only to prove they do care how their customers feel.
You don't get jack for 5 extra hours of downtime. Try again in 3 days. |
Zygoma Alaskana
Red Dwarf Mining Corporation
space weaponry and trade
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:14:14 -
[1422] - Quote
Let's see......Eve is under repair.....Dust is similarly fouled with battlefield grit (should'a been using Uzis, methinks.... World of Tanks is currently instituting a patch (I've never understood why a 2MB patch requires a 1.8GB download to apply, but to me "software" is exemplified by "Fruit of the Loom").
So I've got Silent Hunter III, at least. No on-line multiplayer, but the AI is pretty smart and I as often as not end up well below my U-boot's test depth with all crewmembers bright red. But it *works* :)
OTOH, if everyone knew how to detect the need for patches and possessed the knowledge to institute it/them, why would we be spending $14/mo USD to let someone else fix this stuff?
And yes, I'm still a loyal Ever (Evist? Evener?). Enough to have been the oldest player at the Reykjavik Fanfest in 2011. I like to think of the time spent waiting for updates & patches to be installed and become functional as just something to do until I die....
Sorta like using a traditional pit viper-style snakebite kit for a coral snake bite :)
73 de kl7hny/4 |
Andy Hardie
Etherium Beach
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:14:19 -
[1423] - Quote
Will we be refunded a day of missed time on our pilot accounts? |
Zork100
Irata III Trek Alliance
Nerfed Alliance Go Away
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:14:28 -
[1424] - Quote
CCP Disaster Recovery Plan is as follows:
Don't Fail, we cannot go back. |
jin ko82
Discrete Astrographic Reconnaissance Technologies
This Is How We Roll
43
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:14:35 -
[1425] - Quote
pathetic |
Just Another
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:14:37 -
[1426] - Quote
Callum Ijonen wrote:Lady Areola Fappington wrote:Callum Ijonen wrote:Quote:
So yes, as is, CCP is still well within the legal agreement you (and everyone else) made with them. If you dislike this, I'd recommend either cancelling your account (and EULA agreement), or traveling to Iceland to attempt to contest the EULA in the appropriate legal venue. If you choose the latter, good luck with that.
Then it's a good thing EULA doesn't apply to people living in Britain. Yeeeah, about that. If you feel that the EULA doesn't "apply" to you, then your access of CCP services is against the law and you can get in quite a bit of trouble. Access to Eve is dependant on agreement with the End User License Agreement. If you don't agree to be bound by the EULA, or for some reason cannot be bound by it, then accessing CCP systems is against the law. Anyway, if, for some magic reason The EULA ACTUALLY didn't bind people in Britain, then CCP would be well within their rights (and likely would be) blocking all connections from, and business with British subjects. No, because they still have their terms of service. They can't enforce the EULA in England. And I think if companies started blocking people in England because their EULA isn't legally binding here then there would be a massive shitstorm, considering the UK has one of the biggest gaming industries going right now. Nobody in their right mind would block connections from England. That's just a stupid idea.
If you truly believe that the EULA does not apply to you simply because you are in the UK, then you probably also think that ISIS is a friendly group of people .... You seem to forget that anytime you enter into an agreement with a company, it becomes legally binding, even in the UK. |
Conrad Cadelanne
MasTek
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:14:44 -
[1427] - Quote
Is the parking brake on?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLHO_E_U8o4 |
LTC Vuvovich
LTC Vuvovich Corporation
51
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:14:48 -
[1428] - Quote
Violet Solaire wrote:so should i give up and go to sleep?
been waiting for hours
yep... definitely time for Wapner |
Illiander Aideron
Requiem Knowledge
Cede Nullis
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:14:50 -
[1429] - Quote
Agent Unknown wrote:Callum Ijonen wrote:Lady Areola Fappington wrote:Callum Ijonen wrote:Quote:
So yes, as is, CCP is still well within the legal agreement you (and everyone else) made with them. If you dislike this, I'd recommend either cancelling your account (and EULA agreement), or traveling to Iceland to attempt to contest the EULA in the appropriate legal venue. If you choose the latter, good luck with that.
Then it's a good thing EULA doesn't apply to people living in Britain. Yeeeah, about that. If you feel that the EULA doesn't "apply" to you, then your access of CCP services is against the law and you can get in quite a bit of trouble. Access to Eve is dependant on agreement with the End User License Agreement. If you don't agree to be bound by the EULA, or for some reason cannot be bound by it, then accessing CCP systems is against the law. Anyway, if, for some magic reason The EULA ACTUALLY didn't bind people in Britain, then CCP would be well within their rights (and likely would be) blocking all connections from, and business with British subjects. No, because they still have their terms of service. They can't enforce the EULA in England. And I think if companies started blocking people in England because their EULA isn't legally binding here then there would be a massive shitstorm, considering the UK has one of the biggest gaming industries going right now. Nobody in their right mind would block connections from England. That's just a stupid idea. For further irony points: the servers are in London.
Father Irony:
UK != England, as real-world politics is making abundantly clear atm. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:14:54 -
[1430] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Aloeus Dark wrote:Can i play? Of course :)
The drinking game. You pretty much drink whenever someone makes a post at this point. Except for people who are also playing the drinking game. |
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llyriah
Tres Corvi INC.
The CORVOS
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:14:58 -
[1431] - Quote
I'm drinking Tecate. What are you drinking? |
Big Lynx
3355
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:15:01 -
[1432] - Quote
Gimme Sake wrote:Violet Solaire wrote:so should i give up and go to sleep?
been waiting for hours
Seen this thread starting, took a nap, woke up, fed the cat, fet myself, returned and found the thread still going.
it has mutated to a threadnaught already |
Lt Motion
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:15:03 -
[1433] - Quote
Wow this is getting quite bad now. Imagine what it must look like inside the CCP office |
Retfird Rats
Mining Industrial and Research Collective
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:15:05 -
[1434] - Quote
I just hope EVE is back online by the time I get off work.
Only 6 hours of work left.
Better get it together CCP. |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:15:40 -
[1435] - Quote
Talisker04 wrote:I agree and understand that CCP has no obligation to compensate their players for these error and the loss of game time. But do think as a good will gesture, they should offer some form of compensation. If only to prove they do care how their customers feel.
"feelings" are totally overrated |
Jeanne Tivianne
55
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:15:42 -
[1436] - Quote
Natya Mebelle wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img] Loving this one c: And of course, us lowly users are not allowed to post images. Oh well. Maybe it is for the better. I find it hilarious how so many people are up and about and say "rollback to last patch" or some other oblivious poop as if they'd knew what the matter is. Especially wanna-be developers who obviously stay anonymous say how they would do and have done it sure gets my giggles up. The screams for compensation is just as funny as ever. A big thanks to the people who push against this lunacy here and who are showing the proper attitude to deal with this problem. Because all we can do is wait anyway, so who cares c: The complains sure will not help the servers go up faster. Oh and to those who want to write a snarky comment to my post here? Don't bother wasting your time, because I will not look at this topic again c: Time to cook dinner anyway!
What are we having? |
Alaxen
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Legion
19
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:15:46 -
[1437] - Quote
Shuffle Bug wrote:*yawn*
So many haters lol.
"give me free **** wah wah wah. my life is so empty i need this game."
Go play elite dangerous or something lol. Or go outside.
I'd like to go outside but I can't undock because the servers are down.
|
llyriah
Tres Corvi INC.
The CORVOS
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:15:47 -
[1438] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Aloeus Dark wrote:Can i play? Of course :) The drinking game. You pretty much drink whenever someone makes a post at this point. Except for people who are also playing the drinking game.
Playing!!!!
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madhatta18
Prime Forces
The Methodical Alliance
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:15:50 -
[1439] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:Enslaved Mistress wrote:Well it does seem free SD is in order, just like in the past when the server was down for a good deal of time.
I hope everything is ok CCP, and we know you are working as quickly as possible, and will make this period of down time right with the players.
Thanks for always keeping us informed and always working hard for us. You mean SP?
yet again another dumb arse that dont know how to use ther skill quee
go get a life and ps goto the local bottleo and ask for a keg of rum and drink it dont wory it cant kill of brain cells you dont have |
aPoQ
Marzipan Meerkat Flying Circus
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:16:15 -
[1440] - Quote
still laughing at the launcher that says ' we deployed Aegis successfully'...
No..no you really didn't did you. No roll back procedure...really?! |
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Electra Magnetic
Echelon Research
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
34
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:16:28 -
[1441] - Quote
this is why a daily down time is a bad idea. almost no other modern mmo has a down time every day. bad code is still bad code, now its showing its ugly head. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
63
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:16:32 -
[1442] - Quote
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Aurelius Exodus wrote:So maybe rushing a release that includinded a major game change to a ton of game mechanics wasn't a good idea? Maybe we should take our time and release stuff when its ready, as opposed to releasing it on the release schedule thats setup months in advance that does not possibly have the ability to factor in every thing that could go wrong and slow your release down.
On second thought:
FREE SP Drink!
<3 |
Zork100
Irata III Trek Alliance
Nerfed Alliance Go Away
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:16:35 -
[1443] - Quote
If CCP was in Japan, I think by now at least some of the IT team would have been asked to commit Hari Cari for their failure. |
bluecaruna demonslayer
The Young and the Req'less
Requiem Eternal
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:16:41 -
[1444] - Quote
military training exercise JADE HELM 15 kicked off today with planned power outages all over the country mabey thats the issue |
Sylvia Austrene
Northstar Cabal
Tactical Narcotics Team
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:16:45 -
[1445] - Quote
Today is the day we all win EVE. |
Leyvette
1st Steps Academy
Fidelas Constans
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:17:01 -
[1446] - Quote
It's probably a good time to submit your CV now to CCP, as there may be a few new vacancies becoming available, any second ... now...
|
Ecolo
Highcouncil Private Holding
The Tsunami Collective
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:17:07 -
[1447] - Quote
http://wdtprs.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/13_03_05_server_problems.png
AHHHHHH, Do not touch those wires c'mon |
Lt Motion
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
2
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llyriah wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Aloeus Dark wrote:Can i play? Of course :) The drinking game. You pretty much drink whenever someone makes a post at this point. Except for people who are also playing the drinking game. Playing!!!!
I took a break but let me join you guys again on that. |
Arithron
107th Suicide Kings
Nihilists Social Club
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:17:19 -
[1449] - Quote
Natya Mebelle wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img] Loving this one c: And of course, us lowly users are not allowed to post images. Oh well. Maybe it is for the better. I find it hilarious how so many people are up and about and say "rollback to last patch" or some other oblivious poop as if they'd knew what the matter is. Especially wanna-be developers who obviously stay anonymous say how they would do and have done it sure gets my giggles up. The screams for compensation is just as funny as ever. A big thanks to the people who push against this lunacy here and who are showing the proper attitude to deal with this problem. Because all we can do is wait anyway, so who cares c: The complains sure will not help the servers go up faster. Oh and to those who want to write a snarky comment to my post here? Don't bother wasting your time, because I will not look at this topic again c: Time to cook dinner anyway!
You cook? Can you also clean...? |
Umbari Kado
Khights Of Megiddo
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:17:19 -
[1450] - Quote
http://i.imgur.com/aZk6N6Z.gif
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Callum Ijonen
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:17:19 -
[1451] - Quote
Just Another wrote:Callum Ijonen wrote:Lady Areola Fappington wrote:Callum Ijonen wrote:Quote:
So yes, as is, CCP is still well within the legal agreement you (and everyone else) made with them. If you dislike this, I'd recommend either cancelling your account (and EULA agreement), or traveling to Iceland to attempt to contest the EULA in the appropriate legal venue. If you choose the latter, good luck with that.
Then it's a good thing EULA doesn't apply to people living in Britain. Yeeeah, about that. If you feel that the EULA doesn't "apply" to you, then your access of CCP services is against the law and you can get in quite a bit of trouble. Access to Eve is dependant on agreement with the End User License Agreement. If you don't agree to be bound by the EULA, or for some reason cannot be bound by it, then accessing CCP systems is against the law. Anyway, if, for some magic reason The EULA ACTUALLY didn't bind people in Britain, then CCP would be well within their rights (and likely would be) blocking all connections from, and business with British subjects. No, because they still have their terms of service. They can't enforce the EULA in England. And I think if companies started blocking people in England because their EULA isn't legally binding here then there would be a massive shitstorm, considering the UK has one of the biggest gaming industries going right now. Nobody in their right mind would block connections from England. That's just a stupid idea. If you truly believe that the EULA does not apply to you simply because you are in the UK, then you probably also think that ISIS is a friendly group of people ....
The EULA does not apply to me because I live in the UK. Unless I physically sign a piece of paper with the EULA on it I am not legally bound by its contents.
And lets not talk about ISIS on the forums. If you want to talk about them send me a PM.
Nice edit you just made btw. |
Fugly Isktaker
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:17:21 -
[1452] - Quote
Electra Magnetic wrote:this is why a daily down time is a bad idea. almost no other modern mmo has a down time every day. bad code is still bad code, now its showing its ugly head.
BANKS have daily downtime. Gtfo. |
Marsh Mauler
Aerospace Electronics
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:17:31 -
[1453] - Quote
switching to beer. ran out of whisky. this took over 5 mins to type.
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Lagranzh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:17:37 -
[1454] - Quote
Sanjin wrote:Lagranzh wrote:[quote=Arden Bastilla]
Then you people are doing a lot better than us oldsters. Some of us stopped with straight C and PERL. Ruby, Python, your fancy objects, when we were pleased and ever so impressed with functions? This is just one of the issues I have with all the new tech. Not only is it personally unfulfilling, since no single person can, any longer, comprehend the entirety of the code, it's also prone to inexplicable, and hard to debug errors.
There was something to be said for simplicity. Yes, I'm getting revenge for my last job interview where I was told, and I quote 'Get out of here, old dude!' It was funny, but rude, so every time this happens in today's systems, I have to laugh.
We also started from C and simple sh. I am 47 y.o. guy BTW. SO I know all this old stuff but new as well. And I could tell where to uses one or another. |
Hoshi Nakumoto
X-Fleet Phantoms
The Sinful Legion
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:17:37 -
[1455] - Quote
Ok Ive been following this page since No 3 (yes I know I am brain damaged)
Phrases I am sick of hearing:
1. have you tried rebooting
2. have you tried a hammer
3. Give us skill points
4. have you tried CTRL ALT DEL
5. The server is up
6. Im going back to Warcraft
..... There are more but my brains fuzzy from the alcohol
Have a cup of concrete, Harden the f&*k up and SOMEONE PLEASE TELL A JOKE FFS!!!
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Zasha Black
Enlightened Industries
Goonswarm Federation
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:17:41 -
[1456] - Quote
I'm actually doing homework... H8 ccp |
Grape Juice
Delta vane Corp.
Mordus Angels
26
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:17:45 -
[1457] - Quote
Tanthos wrote:We could play WoW instead. Just kidding.
World of Warcraft or World of Warships..
cause 1 i'll tell you to go back to the womb, and the other i'll tell you to bring it on |
John Starski
Aquilion
U N K N O W N
19
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:17:46 -
[1458] - Quote
New game! Drink when someone asks about free SP! |
whooooo Hucel-Ge
Full Spectrum Inc
Fidelas Constans
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:17:54 -
[1459] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
Thank God for the extended training ques
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Dradis Aulmais
RW Vindicator Connection
Phoebe Freeport Republic
932
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:18:00 -
[1460] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Callum Ijonen wrote:Beliskner Hippaforalcu wrote:this thread turned into Jita local This thread has always been Jita local. i'm not so sure of that... no one has offered to double my isk in the last 3 minutes.... just saying...
Follow the rules in my bio and i will double your isk.
Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896
Free The Scope Three
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Melissa Redoran
Economic Services
20
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:18:01 -
[1461] - Quote
Maybe Permaband would like to cover this in the meantime !?
This has so much potential |
Countess Kool
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:18:04 -
[1462] - Quote
Hello Mr. Falcon pilot ( CCP Falcon ) why can't you just back up the server to before the **** storm? Yes we would have some bugs to deal with but that would give you more time to see what the problem is with the corrections. Oh wait this makes too much sense continue as you were. |
Lady Areola Fappington
2594
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:18:15 -
[1463] - Quote
Callum Ijonen wrote:
No, because they still have their terms of service. They can't enforce the EULA in England. And I think if companies started blocking people in England because their EULA isn't legally binding here then there would be a massive shitstorm, considering the UK has one of the biggest gaming industries going right now.
Nobody in their right mind would block connections from England. That's just a stupid idea.
You do realise the first line of the ToS is "As an Eve Online subscriber, you must observe and abide by the rules of conduct and policies outlined below, as well as the End User License Agreement.", right.
So, as I said, if you access Eve Online, you are bound by the EULA. If, for some reason, you cannot be bound by the EULA, your access to Eve Online is quite illegal, under relevant unauthorized access to computer services laws.
And yes, if for some mysterious legal reason, a country prohibited EULA enforcement, then CCP (and any company with a EULA) would pretty much instantly stop doing business with that country's residents.
Now, if there's actually any case law from Britain stating that all EULAs in whatever form are unenforceable, I'd love to see it. I did a quick Google search and found nothing. Since, as you said, England has a big gaming industry, the fact that EULAs being carte blanche unenforceable would be all over the news.
7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY?
No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided.
--Eve New Player Guide
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Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:18:44 -
[1464] - Quote
Zork100 wrote:If CCP was in Japan, I think by now at least some of the IT team would have been asked to commit Hari Cari for their failure.
Hara Kiri |
Silverdaddy
Ourapheh Holdings
50
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:18:47 -
[1465] - Quote
boot.ini?
The problem with slavery is that only half of the manacles are visible. The Holder, supposed master, is equally bound by the gilded chains of privilege and wealth.
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Steijn
Quay Industries
987
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:18:50 -
[1466] - Quote
Natya Mebelle wrote:Time to cook dinner anyway!
back to the kitchen like a woman should. |
Joshke
YIP.
28
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:18:54 -
[1467] - Quote
FREE SP |
SashaGrey
Kimotoro Company
The Volition Cult
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:19:03 -
[1468] - Quote
Did the goons capture the whole universe overnight? Is this what really happened? C'mon Fozzie, fess up, was it really worth hosing down the server cluster? I'm sure it could have been fixed in another way, somehow. Maybe... |
Cthulhu Calls
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:19:06 -
[1469] - Quote
Ha, sure loads of whining about being compensated for this unfortunate turn of event.
Don't be retards in actually thinking you deserve any comp, let alone acknowledgement from CCP.
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Larn Conner
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:19:27 -
[1470] - Quote
Hoshi Nakumoto wrote:Ok Ive been following this page since No 3 (yes I know I am brain damaged) Phrases I am sick of hearing: 1. have you tried rebooting 2. have you tried a hammer 3. Give us skill points 4. have you tried CTRL ALT DEL 5. The server is up 6. Im going back to Warcraft ..... There are more but my brains fuzzy from the alcohol Have a cup of concrete, Harden the f&*k up and SOMEONE PLEASE TELL A JOKE FFS!!!
Glad to hear you're not sick of "It's dead, jim." |
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sakuma shindou
Section 9 SFU
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:19:38 -
[1471] - Quote
Electra Magnetic wrote:this is why a daily down time is a bad idea. almost no other modern mmo has a down time every day. bad code is still bad code, now its showing its ugly head.
why do all says the same, the DT is not due to the system alot of the time, it also to reset many things like asteroid belts and doing other things that require a reboot to take into effect which is why the reboot is only at about 10min or so usually
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Alexey Rumyancev
Catastrophe Assembly
Out of Sight.
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:19:38 -
[1472] - Quote
No free SP? Unacceptable. |
Kairos Antilles
Project Kairos
The Bastion
45
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:19:40 -
[1473] - Quote
I dare you |
GibsonRSA
The Warp Core Stabilizers
Tactical Narcotics Team
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:19:49 -
[1474] - Quote
Ok all, come to Singularity server we can continue this game there |
Tobias Acuerdo
Lone Star Liquidations Llc
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:19:53 -
[1475] - Quote
Andy Hardie wrote:Sucks! Fix it soon please ;p
Nyet. |
Ellendras Silver
CrashCat Corporation
184
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:20:04 -
[1476] - Quote
damn must be some issue that this is taking so long, i wonder what it is and if and how we get compensated
[u]Carpe noctem[/u]
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Deck Cadelanne
Exigent Circumstances
CAStabouts
149
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:20:06 -
[1477] - Quote
bluecaruna demonslayer wrote:military training exercise JADE HELM 15 kicked off today with planned power outages all over the country mabey thats the issue
Somebody just went full tinfoil hat right there...
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."
- Hunter S. Thompson
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Killdeer Okel
Red Ochre Mining and Exploration
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:20:15 -
[1478] - Quote
Grape Juice wrote:Tanthos wrote:We could play WoW instead. Just kidding. World of Warcraft or World of Warships.. cause 1 i'll tell you to go back to the womb, and the other i'll tell you to bring it on
Open Beta! |
Umbari Kado
Khights Of Megiddo
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:20:16 -
[1479] - Quote
Marsh Mauler wrote:switching to beer. ran out of whisky. this took over 5 mins to type.
Good idea. |
Kazi Kugisa
EVE University
Ivy League
28
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:20:19 -
[1480] - Quote
This is about the time you find out someone broke the tab on the ethernet cable in one of the servers and just taped it in rather than running a new cable. The tape has finally worn out. |
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Targamarr
Prime Forces
The Methodical Alliance
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:20:31 -
[1481] - Quote
I am extremely disappointed. I have played eve for sometime now. I believe the new sov changes are going to kill eve or at least null sec side of eve. I do not believe this game is going to be able to survive the new sov warfare. You can tell it was designed by someone who does not play this game or at least hold space in null sec. |
Grape Juice
Delta vane Corp.
Mordus Angels
26
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:21:06 -
[1482] - Quote
SashaGrey wrote:Did the goons capture the whole universe overnight? Is this what really happened? C'mon Fozzie, fess up, was it really worth hosing down the server cluster? I'm sure it could have been fixed in another way, somehow. Maybe...
no, they were too busy having to fight off Moa from trolling the i-hubs |
Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:21:11 -
[1483] - Quote
Friz Balthazarian wrote:Its funny all folks who think they're IT professionals come on and try giving advice. If you were truly the best dont you think they would have tried to hire you instead of the other guy.
Fixed.
This IT semi-professional realizes that he's not in a position to offer any worthy advice, especially since he's not aware of what is occurring, and realizes that the professionals that are employed by CCP are dealing with the issue.
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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Scott Webb
Scott Webb Corp
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:21:14 -
[1484] - Quote
This is what happens when you nerf anything to do with drones.... |
Jeanne Tivianne
56
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:21:22 -
[1485] - Quote
The handout crowed really lays it on thick at the first chance they get, don't they?
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
63
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:21:31 -
[1486] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Aloeus Dark wrote:Can i play? Of course :) The drinking game. You pretty much drink whenever someone makes a post at this point. Except for people who are also playing the drinking game.
Whoa!
There are rules.. you drink anytime makes a post that is whiney, or the launcher gives us false hope, or you're thirsty, or you refresh the page, or you like a post, or you think a post is funny (but you don't wanna shame yourself by actually "liking" it) or it dark outside, or the sun is up...
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Umhrunn
Colossus Technologies
Project Wildfire
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:21:43 -
[1487] - Quote
Stan Bran wrote:Did you forget to feed the hamster again ?!
Is the hamster named Fozzi? If so i think the hamster needs a cheeseburger!
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Frank Rotsuda
Article IV
Advent of Fate
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:21:52 -
[1488] - Quote
Aurelius Exodus wrote:So maybe rushing a release that includinded a major game change to a ton of game mechanics wasn't a good idea? Maybe we should take our time and release stuff when its ready, as opposed to releasing it on the release schedule thats setup months in advance that does not possibly have the ability to factor in every thing that could go wrong and slow your release down.
On second thought:
FREE SP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ
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Grinder2210
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
43
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:22:04 -
[1489] - Quote
Mommy Said i could only play eve for a hour |
Staven Weyoun
Orion Trade Syndicate
Holed Up
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:22:05 -
[1490] - Quote
Cthulhu Calls wrote:Ha, sure loads of whining about being compensated for this unfortunate turn of event.
Don't be retards in actually thinking you deserve any comp, let alone acknowledgement from CCP.
your mom acknowledged my package last night
eve online is offline
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baltec1
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
16395
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:22:16 -
[1491] - Quote
Targamarr wrote:I am extremely disappointed. I have played eve for sometime now. I believe the new sov changes are going to kill eve or at least null sec side of eve. I do not believe this game is going to be able to survive the new sov warfare. You can tell it was designed by someone who does not play this game or at least hold space in null sec.
Jokes on you, the servers are going to kill EVE
Join Bat Country today and defend the Glorious Socialist Dictatorship
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Aurelius Exodus
Pride and Glory
H0N0UR
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:22:19 -
[1492] - Quote
Hoshi Nakumoto wrote:
Ok Ive been following this page since No 3 (yes I know I am brain damaged)
Phrases I am sick of hearing:
1. have you tried rebooting
2. have you tried a hammer
3. Give us skill points
4. have you tried CTRL ALT DEL
5. The server is up
6. Im going back to Warcraft
..... There are more but my brains fuzzy from the alcohol
Have a cup of concrete, Harden the f&*k up and SOMEONE PLEASE TELL A JOKE FFS!!!
P
Glad to hear you're not sick of "It's dead, jim."
So can we have free SP? |
Rising Rider
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:22:26 -
[1493] - Quote
Give them a break people they are obviously trying and they are certainly more interested in fixing this than us.
After all its their real life that gets affected. |
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CCP Bugartist
C C P
C C P Alliance
18
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:22:37 -
[1494] - Quote
Hey forums local,
may I suggest to make use of the chance and read up on a view security related topics/news:
And now I just hope that I dont receive a temp forum ban from Falcon for derailing this thread ;)
Thanks and fly safe (once we are back online),
CCP Bugartist |
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Agent Unknown
Night Theifs
incendia equus
49
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:22:43 -
[1495] - Quote
I quite enjoy refreshing every 5 minutes and seeing 5+ pages added to the thread. Bring on the downtime threadnaught!
Well, back to work for me... |
Borg Stoneson
SWARTA
Mostly Clueless
46
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:22:47 -
[1496] - Quote
Quick serious question (Yes I am capable of them)
If you could choose would you prefer the servers to be up now or offline the rest of the day but you got a free PLEX? |
Xeranes
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:22:49 -
[1497] - Quote
Grape Juice wrote:SashaGrey wrote:Did the goons capture the whole universe overnight? Is this what really happened? C'mon Fozzie, fess up, was it really worth hosing down the server cluster? I'm sure it could have been fixed in another way, somehow. Maybe... no, they were too busy having to fight off Moa from trolling the i-hubs
We barely even noticed you, which hubs were you "trolling?" |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:22:56 -
[1498] - Quote
Targamarr wrote:I am extremely disappointed. I have played eve for sometime now. I believe the new sov changes are going to kill eve or at least null sec side of eve. I do not believe this game is going to be able to survive the new sov warfare. You can tell it was designed by someone who does not play this game or at least hold space in null sec.
I believe they all pretty much play the game, a lot, and have access to people who play the game full time. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:23:01 -
[1499] - Quote
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Talisker04 wrote:I agree and understand that CCP has no obligation to compensate their players for these error and the loss of game time. But do think as a good will gesture, they should offer some form of compensation. If only to prove they do care how their customers feel. "feelings" are totally overrated
The only real currency in the world is how often you can get drunk.
John Starski wrote:New game! Drink when someone asks about free SP!
You're late. |
Valle Deelite
Raata Invicti
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:23:21 -
[1500] - Quote
They were warned for months that fozziesov would kill Eve, but did they listen? Nooooooooooooo.... |
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Deck Cadelanne
Exigent Circumstances
CAStabouts
149
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:23:39 -
[1501] - Quote
I am stunned at the level of entitlement expressed in this thread.
Sometimes things go wrong with complex IT systems, especially when changes get made. Most updates of late have gone pretty smoothly and most downtimes have been minutes long.
So enough with the bitching already. Go outside, kick a ball around, say hello to your wife/boyfriend/husband/girlfriend/kids/dog...
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."
- Hunter S. Thompson
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Leon Sabrewolf
AGM Incorporated
Fidelas Constans
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:23:42 -
[1502] - Quote
It's dead, time to play wow:D |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
63
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:23:46 -
[1503] - Quote
Targamarr wrote:I am extremely disappointed. I have played eve for sometime now. I believe the new sov changes are going to kill eve or at least null sec side of eve. I do not believe this game is going to be able to survive the new sov warfare. You can tell it was designed by someone who does not play this game or at least hold space in null sec.
#HUGTMA |
Big Lynx
3355
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:23:47 -
[1504] - Quote
NOOOOOOOOOOOO |
Hoshi Nakumoto
X-Fleet Phantoms
The Sinful Legion
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:23:47 -
[1505] - Quote
Larn Conner wrote:Hoshi Nakumoto wrote:Ok Ive been following this page since No 3 (yes I know I am brain damaged) Phrases I am sick of hearing: 1. have you tried rebooting 2. have you tried a hammer 3. Give us skill points 4. have you tried CTRL ALT DEL 5. The server is up 6. Im going back to Warcraft ..... There are more but my brains fuzzy from the alcohol Have a cup of concrete, Harden the f&*k up and SOMEONE PLEASE TELL A JOKE FFS!!! Glad to hear you're not sick of "It's dead, jim."
Hahaha .... no ...btw did I say my brains fuzzy lol
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Norrin Ellis
Venture Racing
310
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:23:51 -
[1506] - Quote
I'm glad I set my skill queue for about a year at a time.
CEO, Venture Racing
Manager, EVE Online Hold'Em
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Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:24:13 -
[1507] - Quote
Now we really know what happened..... https://imgflip.com/i/o8mh4 |
TigerXtrm
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
1185
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:24:16 -
[1508] - Quote
You guys must have really broken something if you still don't know what's happening after 5 hours
My YouTube Channel - EVE Tutorials & other game related things!
My Website - Blogs, Livestreams & Forums
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Umhrunn
Colossus Technologies
Project Wildfire
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:24:23 -
[1509] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Aloeus Dark wrote:Can i play? Of course :) The drinking game. You pretty much drink whenever someone makes a post at this point. Except for people who are also playing the drinking game. Whoa! There are rules.. you drink anytime makes a post that is whiney, or the launcher gives us false hope, or you're thirsty, or you refresh the page, or you like a post, or you think a post is funny (but you don't wanna shame yourself by actually "liking" it) or it dark outside, or the sun is up...
In other words you dont need a reason to take a shot? If you do just use the fact the server is down to take shots..... just start taking a shot every 15 minutes that the server is still not active.... |
Shuffle Bug
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:24:27 -
[1510] - Quote
I think... If everyone banned together and started giving CCP encouraging support and legitimately helpful advice, I would **** myself.
Come to think of it... I bet they would too.
Don't do that, everyone would just be confused and nothing would get fixed.
As you were then :) |
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Xenia Ilchenka
South Mining Guild
The Esoteric Order of Dagon.
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:24:28 -
[1511] - Quote
Game still down. What a bunch of amateurs. Time for people to get fired |
Arithron
107th Suicide Kings
Nihilists Social Club
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:24:52 -
[1512] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Targamarr wrote:I am extremely disappointed. I have played eve for sometime now. I believe the new sov changes are going to kill eve or at least null sec side of eve. I do not believe this game is going to be able to survive the new sov warfare. You can tell it was designed by someone who does not play this game or at least hold space in null sec. #HUGTMA
Ahh, 0.0 tears :)
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Azrael Sheriph
Original Sinners
The Bastion
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:24:57 -
[1513] - Quote
Just Another wrote:Callum Ijonen wrote:Lady Areola Fappington wrote:Callum Ijonen wrote:
[quote]
So yes, as is, CCP is still well within the legal agreement you (and everyone else) made with them. If you dislike this, I'd recommend either cancelling your account (and EULA agreement), or traveling to Iceland to attempt to contest the EULA in the appropriate legal venue. If you choose the latter, good luck with that.
Then it's a good thing EULA doesn't apply to people living in Britain. Yeeeah, about that. If you feel that the EULA doesn't "apply" to you, then your access of CCP services is against the law and you can get in quite a bit of trouble. Access to Eve is dependant on agreement with the End User License Agreement. If you don't agree to be bound by the EULA, or for some reason cannot be bound by it, then accessing CCP systems is against the law. Anyway, if, for some magic reason The EULA ACTUALLY didn't bind people in Britain, then CCP would be well within their rights (and likely would be) blocking all connections from, and business with British subjects. No, because they still have their terms of service. They can't enforce the EULA in England. And I think if companies started blocking people in England because their EULA isn't legally binding here then there would be a massive shitstorm, considering the UK has one of the biggest gaming industries going right now. Nobody in their right mind would block connections from England. That's just a stupid idea.
oh just so you know we have these things called statutory rights. which basically means those rights that are granted to you buy law and cannot be rescinded by entering into a contractual agreement. so basically if someone writes a contract with something stupid in it that's basically against British law. you are only bound to the stuff that is compliant with the law.
if you interested in a refund or a complaint please access https://www.gov.uk/consumer-protection-rights.
this is a somewhat complicated topic that i have grossly oversimlpified for you.
however tranquility is in London so dont think ccp games arnt bound by brittish law, they are as they have a registered company here. if you wish to corrispond with them
United Kingdom
CCP Games UK
New Eden House
Fletcher Road
Gateshead
Tyne & Wear
NE8 2ET
Tel: +44 (0)191 500 8770 |
Kairos Antilles
Project Kairos
The Bastion
45
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:25:05 -
[1514] - Quote
CCP Bugartist wrote:Hey forums local, may I suggest to make use of the chance and read up on a few security related topics/news: And now I just hope that I dont receive a temp forum ban from Falcon for derailing this thread ;) Thanks and fly safe (once we are back online), CCP Bugartist
You're kidding... right? |
Xunau Stormblessed
Paths of Planeswalkers
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:25:12 -
[1515] - Quote
CCP Bugartist wrote:Hey forums local, may I suggest to make use of the chance and read up on a few security related topics/news: And now I just hope that I dont receive a temp forum ban from Falcon for derailing this thread ;) Thanks and fly safe (once we are back online), CCP Bugartist
Oh no! We've been Bugart-ted!
Also, Dev is whinning, 2 drinks! |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:25:14 -
[1516] - Quote
CCP Bugartist wrote:Hey forums local, may I suggest to make use of the chance and read up on a few security related topics/news: And now I just hope that I dont receive a temp forum ban from Falcon for derailing this thread ;) Thanks and fly safe (once we are back online), CCP Bugartist
+1 for derailment! |
KanashiiKami
116
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:25:21 -
[1517] - Quote
so it seems the servers are doing a TiDi of its own and still not accepting connections ...
WUT ???
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Jeanne Tivianne
56
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:25:37 -
[1518] - Quote
CCP Bugartist wrote:Hey forums local, may I suggest to make use of the chance and read up on a few security related topics/news: And now I just hope that I dont receive a temp forum ban from Falcon for derailing this thread ;) Thanks and fly safe (once we are back online), CCP Bugartist
Reported. |
Muffins
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:26:09 -
[1519] - Quote
Deck Cadelanne wrote:I am stunned at the level of entitlement expressed in this thread.
Sometimes things go wrong with complex IT systems, especially when changes get made. Most updates of late have gone pretty smoothly and most downtimes have been minutes long.
So enough with the bitching already. Go outside, kick a ball around, say hello to your wife/boyfriend/husband/girlfriend/kids/dog...
I have a cat.
You monster. |
E6o5
Tyler Durden Demolitions
349
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:26:10 -
[1520] - Quote
dev1: which icon do i have to click to make it running again?
dev2: i'm don't know |
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Dradis Aulmais
RW Vindicator Connection
Phoebe Freeport Republic
932
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:26:22 -
[1521] - Quote
Did the server go sleep with that cheap IBm that works the corner? I warned him about that ! Quick someone give the server a shot of penicillin
Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896
Free The Scope Three
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Royally
Manticore Security Solutions
Quantum Collective
19
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:26:33 -
[1522] - Quote
Space Station 13, colonial marines is also an excellent way to spend your time waiting, and less than 50mb total downloads. |
Quarra Shepard
Rubicon Spears
Some Say
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:26:36 -
[1523] - Quote
But I only have till Friday to make another 400 mill to plex my account... :( |
Viceran Phaedra
Instar Heavy Industries
69
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:27:01 -
[1524] - Quote
It never ceases to amaze me how precious some parts of the EVE community can be. Sometimes things break. Sometimes it's out of anyone's control. Sometimes hardworking people just need words of support to help make their lives a little easier while they try to bring our entertainment back online.
...sometimes, you just need to turn your computer off and go outside for a few hours.
Chief Executive Officer
Instar Heavy Industries
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Starman666
Ramm's RDI
Tactical Narcotics Team
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:27:04 -
[1525] - Quote
But Jim, if I push the servers any more they are gonna blow Catain.
There's Klingons on the Starboard bow, scrape them off Scotty!
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Master S
DramaQueens with Pacemakers
Thats what she said too
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:27:08 -
[1526] - Quote
People, it's summer, go outside, get some sun.
let CCP do their work, you all complaining about the server not up won't speed up the process
have some cold beer :) and relax |
Drago Shouna
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
268
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:27:14 -
[1527] - Quote
Ok beer, kindle and back garden in the sun it is...I don't have any other game to play as backup :( |
Naviv Aideron
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:27:14 -
[1528] - Quote
Dude.
3rd day of my trial I decide to fork out money for a sub and then on the 4th day this happens.
Cudos for the updates though.
Does this happen often? |
KenFlorian
Jednota Inc
16
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:27:21 -
[1529] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Talisker04 wrote:I agree and understand that CCP has no obligation to compensate their players for these error and the loss of game time. But do think as a good will gesture, they should offer some form of compensation. If only to prove they do care how their customers feel. "feelings" are totally overrated The only real currency in the world is how often you can get drunk. John Starski wrote:New game! Drink when someone asks about free SP! You're late.
Oh. for shame. it is never too late to pile on when drinking games are being proposed, discussed, and played |
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:27:28 -
[1530] - Quote
Arithron wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Targamarr wrote:I am extremely disappointed. I have played eve for sometime now. I believe the new sov changes are going to kill eve or at least null sec side of eve. I do not believe this game is going to be able to survive the new sov warfare. You can tell it was designed by someone who does not play this game or at least hold space in null sec. #HUGTMA Ahh, 0.0 tears :)
Almost as sweet as CODE tears. |
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freddy115
The Scope
Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:27:34 -
[1531] - Quote
if they havent figured out what they did to bust the servers by now.... Buckle in for a long ride... |
Joshke
YIP.
28
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:27:40 -
[1532] - Quote
Norrin Ellis wrote:I'm glad I set my skill queue for about a year at a time.
it's not about skill queueing, but about the lost time. |
Steijn
Quay Industries
987
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:27:53 -
[1533] - Quote
CCP Bugartist wrote:Hey forums local, may I suggest to make use of the chance and read up on a few security related topics/news: And now I just hope that I dont receive a temp forum ban from Falcon for derailing this thread ;) Thanks and fly safe (once we are back online), CCP Bugartist
you wont get a ban for derailing the thread but you might get one for giving everyone false hope of Eve ever been online again. |
Arithron
107th Suicide Kings
Nihilists Social Club
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:27:53 -
[1534] - Quote
Royally wrote:Space Station 13, colonial marines is also an excellent way to spend your time waiting, and less than 50mb total downloads.
I'm reliving Half-life 2. I'm also hoping timers aren't reset |
Amator Phasma
Low-Sec Survival Ltd.
Boys without pants
23
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:27:57 -
[1535] - Quote
CCPs solution |
Grape Juice
Delta vane Corp.
Mordus Angels
26
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:28:03 -
[1536] - Quote
Xeranes wrote:Grape Juice wrote:SashaGrey wrote:Did the goons capture the whole universe overnight? Is this what really happened? C'mon Fozzie, fess up, was it really worth hosing down the server cluster? I'm sure it could have been fixed in another way, somehow. Maybe... no, they were too busy having to fight off Moa from trolling the i-hubs We barely even noticed you, which hubs were you "trolling?"
is this another attempt at believing that we are irrelevant? or maybe the pilot that "failed" at leaving ya'll and joining us, and then ya'll killed your own revenant, we knew the whole time what ya'll had planned and laughed our ***es off when it happened, our KB doesn't mean anything, ya'll are nothing more than content to us, and you will do well to keep providing it newbswarm scum |
Dagramore Endocraven
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:28:07 -
[1537] - Quote
I appreciate the updates CCP has been giving us. Mocking "investigation is on going" and loudly decrying the effectiveness of the servers (especially the wanna be programmers) is rather pathetic. I wish the CCP taskforce assigned to the cluster melt-down the best of luck and an extra dose of patience! |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:28:09 -
[1538] - Quote
Xenia Ilchenka wrote:Game still down. What a bunch of amateurs. Time for people to get fired
Join us in the drinking game. I promise it's fun. |
Kairos Antilles
Project Kairos
The Bastion
47
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:28:13 -
[1539] - Quote
Master S wrote:People, it's summer, go outside, get some sun.
let CCP do their work, you all complaining about the server not up won't speed up the process
have some cold beer :) and relax
Saudi Arabia... on the eve of the end of Ramadan... automatic weapon fire in celebration... I'll stay inside, thank you. |
Aurelius Exodus
Pride and Glory
H0N0UR
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:28:20 -
[1540] - Quote
Deck Cadelanne wrote:I am stunned at the level of entitlement expressed in this thread.
Sometimes things go wrong with complex IT systems, especially when changes get made. Most updates of late have gone pretty smoothly and most downtimes have been minutes long.
So enough with the bitching already. Go outside, kick a ball around, say hello to your wife/boyfriend/husband/girlfriend/kids/dog...
NO |
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Sanjin
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:28:31 -
[1541] - Quote
Lagranzh wrote:Sanjin wrote:Lagranzh wrote:[quote=Arden Bastilla]
Then you people are doing a lot better than us oldsters. Some of us stopped with straight C and PERL. Ruby, Python, your fancy objects, when we were pleased and ever so impressed with functions? This is just one of the issues I have with all the new tech. Not only is it personally unfulfilling, since no single person can, any longer, comprehend the entirety of the code, it's also prone to inexplicable, and hard to debug errors.
There was something to be said for simplicity. Yes, I'm getting revenge for my last job interview where I was told, and I quote 'Get out of here, old dude!' It was funny, but rude, so every time this happens in today's systems, I have to laugh. We also started from C and simple sh. I am 47 y.o. guy BTW. SO I know all this old stuff but new as well. And I could tell where to uses one or another.
I know. But you have to account for the mindset. I already told you what it was, earlier. I left the FreeBSD project when it was unfulfilling. It became that when the sheer amount of coding being contributed, the modules, the enhancements, etc, caused me to have to rely on others. When the day came that I had to trust in your 'black box,' I called it a day.
I just don't like it, and many in my generation, and truth be told, even yours, don't like it. We don't have a problem with understanding what is being done, but in accepting it. We just don't like not knowing the whole picture. I know that may sound outdated and stupid, but it is what it is. When we can't comprehend the entirety of what is going on, because it's too complex, we opt, instead, to accept reduced complexity.
Clearly, that is not acceptable to the ever more complex world. It does, however, come with certain pitfalls, that being, in the main, a massively complex problem in debugging. I'm not saying the things won't work; I'm saying that they are god-awful hard to fix, when they don't. |
Lusian
Kenshin.
DARKNESS.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:28:33 -
[1542] - Quote
Ok everyone the server is up. |
Count Freyr
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:28:33 -
[1543] - Quote
Master S wrote:People, it's summer, go outside, get some sun.
If I get some sun I'll burn to ashes like a vampire.
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
64
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:28:34 -
[1544] - Quote
Naviv Aideron wrote:Dude.
3rd day of my trial I decide to fork out money for a sub and then on the 4th day this happens.
Cudos for the updates though.
Does this happen often?
it's a once in a lifetime experience... bask in the glory :) |
Bones Outten
Council of Economic Advisors
Liga Hanseatica
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:28:40 -
[1545] - Quote
Couple of points:
1. IS the drinking game still on? It's Fozzie's fault
2. CCP thank you for trying to change Sov & Null. Keep up the good work.
3. What did Fozzie break? *hic*
4.Love that someone quoted HAL for 2001/10 in the thread.
5.Someone call Fozzie & find out what he did to break it *hic* *hic*
6. Oh sod it: Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it. |
Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:28:43 -
[1546] - Quote
heh we are talking about several Things on twitch about the server related topic, and the came up with the pulled cord joke just now. |
Chase08888
Quovis
The Bastion
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:28:46 -
[1547] - Quote
Thanks Fozzie Sov......... |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:28:47 -
[1548] - Quote
Naviv Aideron wrote:Dude.
3rd day of my trial I decide to fork out money for a sub and then on the 4th day this happens.
Cudos for the updates though.
Does this happen often?
only on your 3rd day |
Xunau Stormblessed
Paths of Planeswalkers
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:28:49 -
[1549] - Quote
Naviv Aideron wrote:Dude.
3rd day of my trial I decide to fork out money for a sub and then on the 4th day this happens.
Cudos for the updates though.
Does this happen often?
Been playing for a year now and its the first overly long thing i've noted. Be thankful its not any other 9-15 hour "Patch" day for another MMO. |
Nalia White
Tencus
123
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:28:54 -
[1550] - Quote
Viceran Phaedra wrote:It never ceases to amaze me how precious some parts of the EVE community can be. Sometimes things break. Sometimes it's out of anyone's control. Sometimes hardworking people just need words of support to help make their lives a little easier while they try to bring our entertainment back online.
...sometimes, you just need to turn your computer off and go outside for a few hours.
yeah outside... right |
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Enrique Pentalobos
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:29:05 -
[1551] - Quote
Yo CCP!
Check your serverfarm. If there's a dead basking shark with a fibercable up its arse where the login-server should be, chances are you've buried the server down at the beach. Blade-server hakarl tastes horrible. |
JBruce
Perkone
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:29:08 -
[1552] - Quote
Woops, I guess I shouldn't have resubbed 2 accounts last night. That always triggers a long downtime. |
Arithron
107th Suicide Kings
Nihilists Social Club
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:29:18 -
[1553] - Quote
Naviv Aideron wrote:Dude.
3rd day of my trial I decide to fork out money for a sub and then on the 4th day this happens.
Cudos for the updates though.
Does this happen often?
No, extremely rare tbh. |
Steijn
Quay Industries
987
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:29:28 -
[1554] - Quote
Naviv Aideron wrote:Dude.
3rd day of my trial I decide to fork out money for a sub and then on the 4th day this happens.
Cudos for the updates though.
Does this happen often?
occasionally, but nowhere near as long as this has today. |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:29:30 -
[1555] - Quote
Master S wrote:People, it's summer, go outside, get some sun.
let CCP do their work, you all complaining about the server not up won't speed up the process
have some cold beer :) and relax
It's nighttime here.... |
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:29:34 -
[1556] - Quote
Naviv Aideron wrote:Dude.
3rd day of my trial I decide to fork out money for a sub and then on the 4th day this happens.
Cudos for the updates though.
Does this happen often?
AT least twice a week.... sometimes MORE |
Uther Terdsquirter
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:29:35 -
[1557] - Quote
Sometimes you have to give 'em a good solid kick inna fork! |
Royally
Manticore Security Solutions
Quantum Collective
19
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:29:37 -
[1558] - Quote
Naviv Aideron wrote:Dude.
3rd day of my trial I decide to fork out money for a sub and then on the 4th day this happens.
Cudos for the updates though.
Does this happen often?
Not very often no, but when it does happen, it is usually several hours. |
Dazzstorm
Blake Industries
Silent Infinity
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:29:38 -
[1559] - Quote
get your isk making fix here http://www.iwantisk.com/?ref=998667287 |
Deck Cadelanne
Exigent Circumstances
CAStabouts
152
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:30:05 -
[1560] - Quote
Muffins wrote:Deck Cadelanne wrote:I am stunned at the level of entitlement expressed in this thread.
Sometimes things go wrong with complex IT systems, especially when changes get made. Most updates of late have gone pretty smoothly and most downtimes have been minutes long.
So enough with the bitching already. Go outside, kick a ball around, say hello to your wife/boyfriend/husband/girlfriend/kids/dog... I have a cat. You monster.
You can have a cat. No need to be so sensitive!
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."
- Hunter S. Thompson
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MasterofDisaster BG
Adversity.
Northern Coalition.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:30:12 -
[1561] - Quote
Have we got free gecko bpcs yet? |
Presidente Gallente
Dark-Rising
170
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:30:16 -
[1562] - Quote
Short circuit by too many tears about changes again, icons, brackets... ECM? |
Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:30:16 -
[1563] - Quote
Bones Outten wrote:Couple of points:
1. IS the drinking game still on? It's Fozzie's fault
2. CCP thank you for trying to change Sov & Null. Keep up the good work.
3. What did Fozzie break? *hic*
4.Love that someone quoted HAL for 2001/10 in the thread.
5.Someone call Fozzie & find out what he did to break it *hic* *hic*
6. Oh sod it: Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it, Fozzie broke it.
as long as he didnt replace all the eve data with beastiality then iam happy hahah |
Wulfric Oberon
Froosh INC.
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:30:37 -
[1564] - Quote
Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve.
Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look to the devs and see.
They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy.
Because the server's up, server's down.
(Server's up, server's down)
Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Fozzie, just killed the game.
Put an update to its head,
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead.
Fozzie, sov had just begun,
but now updates take all day.
Fozzie, ooh,
didn't mean to make Eve die.
If it's not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.
Fantastic! |
Just Another
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:30:42 -
[1565] - Quote
Quarra Shepard wrote:But I only have till Friday to make another 400 mill to plex my account... :(
So, 5 hours of heavy mining ?
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Luna Yotoila
Feel the Sun
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:30:49 -
[1566] - Quote
As some one who also works for the IT Department I know how ****** up the day can be if a system is faulted and you have customers are calling /writing every single minute. I'm pretty sure the IT is working on the highest priority to resolve this soon.
So Boys and Girls from IT keep going. |
Stu Pendisdick
Odyssey SDC
The Revenant Order
63
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:30:53 -
[1567] - Quote
Lies. Damned Lies! (snicker) |
Joras Crendraven
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:31:01 -
[1568] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:
only on your 3rd day
2nd day for me... |
Kahar Dex
Imperial Dreams
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
130
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:31:24 -
[1569] - Quote
My Capsule isn't working today. Have to assign a few slaves to work on it I suppose.
The Cardinal will have extended imperial dreams during prayer time for now.
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Irie Alixyar
Sh0ts F1red
Separatists
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:31:39 -
[1570] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
I was going to respond in a different manner.. However, I have decided to write a serious comment about our gameplay experience and this downtime in accordance to this page that the game sent us to. I wake up every morning, take a poop and think about how many kills I'm going to get, who I'm going to scam, and how many tears I will create throughout the day. After said poop, I spark up a spliff or a bowl and start smoking (don't judge me). I start listening to music, usually Taylor Swift or Justin Bieber to get get all prepared and ready for my day on eve. After I sit my fat ass on my computer chair which is kinda hard for me to fit because as I said I am fat; and I turn eve on. What do I see, my login screen where it asks me to input my password (so annoying) and then of course the UGLYEST button in ANY game in the UNIVERSES. THE @#(*$ PLAY BUTTON. LIKE GOSH could you have made it ANY MORE UGLY? REALLY? Anyways, I digress; I click on the mentioned UGLY ASS BUTTON and wait for my characters screen to load and then, BAM!!!! I see a message telling me that I can't connect to the server?????????????? LIKE WTF???????????? So I go to my go-to site to test my internet (Porn hub/Midget section) and I can see all the midgets doing it and getting at it. OBVIOUSLY I HAS INTERNUTS.
What could be this HORRENDOUS ERROR?? So, I go back to the UGLY BLUE BUTTON & ANNOYING PASSWORD page and I click on that HORRIBLE button again. Seconds later I get THE SAME MESSSAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEE LIKe REALLY???????? You can't put another message???? Something along the lines of " We're sorry you are seeing this message oh' god of eve & universes. Someone forgot to fuel our poses and we are trying to fix it so you can come create more tears. Please don't bother to push the UGLY ASS BLUE BUTTON because it won't work. As a token of appreciation here is:1 Male stripper.
In closing. That message would be more to my liking and I am sure EVEryone feels the same.
Thank you, and wish FAWLTY7 a happy bday from me as well since it's kinda ironic that his bday is on the same day that EVE didn't fuel their poses.
Sincerely,
The fat dude that hates the blue button, loves Taylor Swift, watches midget porn, and asks not to be judged. |
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
64
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:31:53 -
[1571] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Xenia Ilchenka wrote:Game still down. What a bunch of amateurs. Time for people to get fired Join us in the drinking game. I promise it's fun.
So totally :)
this is way more fun than actually playing eve...
tbh i'm not really joking... it's pretty awesome to see so many different players talking, regardless of standings etc...
and yea i'm gonna have to drink for posting this, but worth it :) |
KanashiiKami
116
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:32:02 -
[1572] - Quote
login clock is cycling .... 60seconds
WUT ???
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Arithron
107th Suicide Kings
Nihilists Social Club
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:32:10 -
[1573] - Quote
45 secs startup :) |
Draconus Lofwyr
UK Corp
RAZOR Alliance
115
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:32:23 -
[1574] - Quote
did Fozzie step away from his desk again?
http://h.fastcompany.net/multisite_files/fastcompany/imagecache/1280/poster/2014/09/3035981-poster-p-1-can-this-human-hamster-wheel-make-you-more-productive-at-work.gif |
Stomp Mongo
Chemically Unbalanced
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:32:24 -
[1575] - Quote
madhatta18 wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:Enslaved Mistress wrote:Well it does seem free SD is in order, just like in the past when the server was down for a good deal of time.
I hope everything is ok CCP, and we know you are working as quickly as possible, and will make this period of down time right with the players.
Thanks for always keeping us informed and always working hard for us. You mean SP? yet again another dumb arse that dont know how to use ther skill quee go get a life and ps goto the local bottleo and ask for a keg of rum and drink it dont wory it cant kill of brain cells you dont have
Really man? Was this not YOU a couple of hours ago? And I quote
"madhatta18 wrote:
hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this"
Huh.
Methinks thou doth protest to much... |
Fugly Isktaker
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:32:39 -
[1576] - Quote
Arithron wrote:45 secs startup :)
V...I...P |
Samuel Triptee
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
99
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:32:44 -
[1577] - Quote
It's times like these that make me believe most software engineers are functioning alchoholics... Keep On Keeping On CCP!
Have You Hugged Your Frigate Today?
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Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:32:46 -
[1578] - Quote
SPAMMER... Be gone.
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Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:32:49 -
[1579] - Quote
Aurelius Exodus wrote:Phrases I am sick of hearing:
You forgot this link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRubp9YfY7s
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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Blade Reiper
Nova Haven
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:33:03 -
[1580] - Quote
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIRA TSUKIMOTO FROM EVERY ONE AT NOVA HAVEN |
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Dagramore Endocraven
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:33:17 -
[1581] - Quote
Naviv Aideron wrote:Dude.
3rd day of my trial I decide to fork out money for a sub and then on the 4th day this happens.
Cudos for the updates though.
Does this happen often?
Down time of this magnitude is exceptionally rare. The EVE player reaction to any similar event, however, is fairly typical. |
Aurelius Exodus
Pride and Glory
H0N0UR
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:33:27 -
[1582] - Quote
Everyone send all your isk to Fozzie, he promises hell double it. |
Callum Ijonen
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:33:29 -
[1583] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Naviv Aideron wrote:Dude.
3rd day of my trial I decide to fork out money for a sub and then on the 4th day this happens.
Cudos for the updates though.
Does this happen often? it's a once in a lifetime experience... bask in the glory :)
Once in a lifetime?
uwotm8 |
Kniht
75
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:33:57 -
[1584] - Quote
Master S wrote:People, it's summer, go outside, get some sun.
let CCP do their work, you all complaining about the server not up won't speed up the process
have some cold beer :) and relax
TIL it's summer everywhere in the world, at the same time. But I will take that beer.
o/ fly crazy
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0utlaw5tar
Notorious Legion
SCRUBS.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:33:58 -
[1585] - Quote
Deck Cadelanne wrote:I am stunned at the level of entitlement expressed in this thread.
Sometimes things go wrong with complex IT systems, especially when changes get made. Most updates of late have gone pretty smoothly and most downtimes have been minutes long.
So enough with the bitching already. Go outside, kick a ball around, say hello to your wife/boyfriend/husband/girlfriend/kids/dog...
Truth |
Arithron
107th Suicide Kings
Nihilists Social Club
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:34:01 -
[1586] - Quote
I'm in :) |
Rogue AI
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:34:14 -
[1587] - Quote
http://i.imgur.com/jiQa4Id.jpg |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:34:27 -
[1588] - Quote
Guys i know what happened. they removed guess what......
THE BOOT.INI AGAIN! |
KanashiiKami
116
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:34:32 -
[1589] - Quote
looks like it isnt up
the login countdown to "checking status..."
and never connects
WUT ???
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Iku-Tiera Nieranpoika
Fornjotr
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:34:35 -
[1590] - Quote
[quote=Bones Outten]Couple of points:
1. IS the drinking game still on? It's Fozzie's fault
quote]
Yesss..drinking.
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
64
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:34:37 -
[1591] - Quote
Callum Ijonen wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Naviv Aideron wrote:Dude.
3rd day of my trial I decide to fork out money for a sub and then on the 4th day this happens.
Cudos for the updates though.
Does this happen often? it's a once in a lifetime experience... bask in the glory :) Once in a lifetime? uwotm8
JK :P |
DJ Dunewolf
Eve Radio Corporation
Eve Radio Alliance
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:34:49 -
[1592] - Quote
Grape Juice wrote:I tune in and the first thing I is Pantera.. then my wife walks in, trips over one of my sons toys and trys to play it off by headbanging to the music... Fail my dear...fail DJ Dunewolf wrote:Well.. since the server is still down.. I shall continue the EXTENDED downtime show by another 3hours Tune in to my show at http://eve-radio.com/
And join us in IRC to talk about your favorite moments in EVE. irc.coldfront.net channel #eve-radio Or use the java client on our website if you want, http://eve-radio.com/community/chat
<3 Dunewolf
So she had a nice trip :)
Good way to go, rocking out hehe
Dunewolf |
McBarnacle
Varangian Sentinels
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:35:18 -
[1593] - Quote
I get the feeling there will be no mission running for me tonight! |
Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation
Nerfed Alliance Go Away
1343
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:35:18 -
[1594] - Quote
Someone call Soundwave and Navigator and have them yell at the server to start up properly. Also because of Tuxford!
Why Can't I have a picture signature.
Also please support graphical immersion, bring back the art that brought people to EvE online originaly.
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
64
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:35:23 -
[1595] - Quote
Iku-Tiera Nieranpoika wrote:[quote=Bones Outten]Couple of points: 1. IS the drinking game still on? It's Fozzie's fault quote] Yesss..drinking.
I'm still alive, well, and kicking... so yes! :) |
Wobbly Ron
Failed Diplomacy
Dirt Nap Squad.
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:35:50 -
[1596] - Quote
Have you tried turning it off then on again
https://soundcloud.com/shutupandshave/fuck-goons
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GodMonk II
The Dingus Coalition
Gatekeepers Universe
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:35:54 -
[1597] - Quote
One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!" the other replies, "GREAT trade!" |
Shiloh Templeton
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
346
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:35:56 -
[1598] - Quote
Has CCP figured out if this is a hardware, server configuration, or Eve software problem?
What Eve time do CCP employees normally go home? They are unionized, right?
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Jack Oat
Brothers In Arms.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:36:00 -
[1599] - Quote
Skillz? |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:36:19 -
[1600] - Quote
Irie Alixyar wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
I was going to respond in a different manner.. However, I have decided to write a serious comment about our gameplay experience and this downtime in accordance to this page that the game sent us to. I wake up every morning, take a poop and think about how many kills I'm going to get, who I'm going to scam, and how many tears I will create throughout the day. After said poop, I spark up a spliff or a bowl and start smoking (don't judge me). I start listening to music, usually Taylor Swift or Justin Bieber to get get all prepared and ready for my day on eve. After I sit my fat ass on my computer chair which is kinda hard for me to fit because as I said I am fat; and I turn eve on. What do I see, my login screen where it asks me to input my password (so annoying) and then of course the UGLYEST button in ANY game in the UNIVERSES. THE @#(*$ PLAY BUTTON. LIKE GOSH could you have made it ANY MORE UGLY? REALLY? Anyways, I digress; I click on the mentioned UGLY ASS BUTTON and wait for my characters screen to load and then, BAM!!!! I see a message telling me that I can't connect to the server?????????????? LIKE WTF???????????? So I go to my go-to site to test my internet (Porn hub/Midget section) and I can see all the midgets doing it and getting at it. OBVIOUSLY I HAS INTERNUTS. What could be this HORRENDOUS ERROR?? So, I go back to the UGLY BLUE BUTTON & ANNOYING PASSWORD page and I click on that HORRIBLE button again. Seconds later I get THE SAME MESSSAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEE LIKe REALLY???????? You can't put another message???? Something along the lines of " We're sorry you are seeing this message oh' god of eve & universes. Someone forgot to fuel our poses and we are trying to fix it so you can come create more tears. Please don't bother to push the UGLY ASS BLUE BUTTON because it won't work. As a token of appreciation here is:1 Male stripper. " In closing. That message would be more to my liking and I am sure EVEryone feels the same. Thank you, and wish FAWLTY7 a happy bday from me as well since it's kinda ironic that his bday is on the same day that EVE didn't fuel their poses. Sincerely, The fat dude that hates the blue button, loves Taylor Swift, watches midget porn, and asks not to be judged.
Easy Wall-o-Text, You will be back fapping to your toon in the CQ in no time.
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GeeBee
Paragon Fury
Tactical Narcotics Team
87
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:36:26 -
[1601] - Quote
So last week I was joking on teamspeak about how hilarious it would be if TQ crashed and burned upon the release of fozziesov, it took a day but here we are. TRANQUILITY IS NOW SENTIENT AND REJECTS YOUR CHANGES! Skynet is upon us, change the nuke codes. |
Picah Ascending
Miners League of Exploration Coalition
Requiem Eternal
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:36:30 -
[1602] - Quote
omg where is the half hour failed attempt post? First no eve, now this, I cant take it anymore. |
Goin Off
Manson Family
Advent of Fate
31
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:36:36 -
[1603] - Quote
My wife wants to know if there is anything she can do to help CCP keep EVE broken??? |
Just Another
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:36:38 -
[1604] - Quote
Irie Alixyar wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
I was going to respond in a different manner.. However, I have decided to write a serious comment about our gameplay experience and this downtime in accordance to this page that the game sent us to. I wake up every morning, take a poop and think about how many kills I'm going to get, who I'm going to scam, and how many tears I will create throughout the day. After said poop, I spark up a spliff or a bowl and start smoking (don't judge me). I start listening to music, usually Taylor Swift or Justin Bieber to get get all prepared and ready for my day on eve. After I sit my fat ass on my computer chair which is kinda hard for me to fit because as I said I am fat; and I turn eve on. What do I see, my login screen where it asks me to input my password (so annoying) and then of course the UGLYEST button in ANY game in the UNIVERSES. THE @#(*$ PLAY BUTTON. LIKE GOSH could you have made it ANY MORE UGLY? REALLY? Anyways, I digress; I click on the mentioned UGLY ASS BUTTON and wait for my characters screen to load and then, BAM!!!! I see a message telling me that I can't connect to the server?????????????? LIKE WTF???????????? So I go to my go-to site to test my internet (Porn hub/Midget section) and I can see all the midgets doing it and getting at it. OBVIOUSLY I HAS INTERNUTS. What could be this HORRENDOUS ERROR?? So, I go back to the UGLY BLUE BUTTON & ANNOYING PASSWORD page and I click on that HORRIBLE button again. Seconds later I get THE SAME MESSSAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEE LIKe REALLY???????? You can't put another message???? Something along the lines of " We're sorry you are seeing this message oh' god of eve & universes. Someone forgot to fuel our poses and we are trying to fix it so you can come create more tears. Please don't bother to push the UGLY ASS BLUE BUTTON because it won't work. As a token of appreciation here is:1 Male stripper. " In closing. That message would be more to my liking and I am sure EVEryone feels the same. Thank you, and wish FAWLTY7 a happy bday from me as well since it's kinda ironic that his bday is on the same day that EVE didn't fuel their poses. Sincerely, The fat dude that hates the blue button, loves Taylor Swift, watches midget porn, and asks not to be judged.
Out of all that, the only thing I can judge you on is your love for Justin Beiber ....
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KanashiiKami
116
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:36:44 -
[1605] - Quote
KanashiiKami wrote:looks like it isnt up
the login countdown to "checking status..."
and never connects
and then finally it says
NOT ACCEPTING CONNECTIONS
did someone hacked eve to show em that they do not like the new sov update?
WUT ???
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Needale Mangeiri
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:36:59 -
[1606] - Quote
Epic fail in fact. Lvl of ccp support is wonderfull. 5 hours without result. |
Desert Ice78
Gryphons of the Western Wind
509
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:37:00 -
[1607] - Quote
But did you pay the sov bill?
I am a pod pilot:
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/DesertIce/POD.jpg
CCP Zulu: Came expecting a discussion about computer monitors, left confused.
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Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
30
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:37:21 -
[1608] - Quote
Stomp Mongo wrote:madhatta18 wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:Enslaved Mistress wrote:Well it does seem free SD is in order, just like in the past when the server was down for a good deal of time.
I hope everything is ok CCP, and we know you are working as quickly as possible, and will make this period of down time right with the players.
Thanks for always keeping us informed and always working hard for us. You mean SP? yet again another dumb arse that dont know how to use ther skill quee go get a life and ps goto the local bottleo and ask for a keg of rum and drink it dont wory it cant kill of brain cells you dont have Really man? Was this not YOU a couple of hours ago? And I quote "madhatta18 wrote: hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this" Huh. Methinks thou doth protest to much...
Well obviously crapping on people that do it, nullifies his own free stuff begging.
Besides, I kinda feel bad for these guys. I remember what it was like to be below EvE's poverty line; before Incursions. |
Lady Areola Fappington
2594
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:37:23 -
[1609] - Quote
Azrael Sheriph wrote:oh just so you know we have these things called statutory rights. which basically means those rights that are granted to you buy law and cannot be rescinded by entering into a contractual agreement. so basically if someone writes a contract with something stupid in it that's basically against British law. you are only bound to the stuff that is compliant with the law. if you interested in a refund or a complaint please access https://www.gov.uk/consumer-protection-rights.
this is a somewhat complicated topic that i have grossly oversimlpified for you. however tranquility is in London so i dont think ccp games arnt bound by brittish law, they are as they have a registered company here. if you wish to corrispond with them United Kingdom CCP Games UK New Eden House Fletcher Road Gateshead Tyne & Wear NE8 2ET Tel: +44 (0)191 500 8770
Your link 404'ed, but I did some research. The relevant section re: EULA would be the Unfair Terms in Consumer Contracts Regulations 1999.
There's a lot there, so I won't copypasta, but look here. I don't see anything that carte blanche makes EULA's of any sort unenforceable, nor anything that impacts CCP specifically.
The most important bit though, as you said...CCP is an Icelandic company, so it'd be judged by Icelandic, not UK law. If, for some reason, the UK (or any country) passed laws that impacted CCPs ability to protect their product that much, they'd be well within their rights to say "This product is not meant to be used by the residents of X country". [/quote]
In fact, this is the relevant chunk of EULA that handles that.
Quote:f any part of the EULA is held invalid or unenforceable, that portion shall be construed in a manner consistent with applicable law to reflect, as nearly as possible, the original intentions of the parties expressed in the EULA, and the remaining portions shall remain in full force and effect.
7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY?
No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided.
--Eve New Player Guide
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XTOlivia Crendraven
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:37:26 -
[1610] - Quote
Just unplug it,wait 30 seconds and plug it back in.
I use nothing less than 100% re-cycled HTML
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Killdeer Okel
Red Ochre Mining and Exploration
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:37:40 -
[1611] - Quote
Wobbly Ron wrote:Have you tried turning it off then on again
That joke was so 70 pages ago. |
Ero Adalwulf
Wormhole Mining Minions
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:37:59 -
[1612] - Quote
5 employees (and me) all unable to play Eve and actually working.....
if CCP reimburses for downtime, am I required to reimburse CCP for all the extra work that got done???
Just kidding, they never (cough) let Eve interfere with work.
On plus side, I've never seen the office this clean
Ero
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Conrad Cadelanne
MasTek
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:38:09 -
[1613] - Quote
Why is everyone blaming CCP, some things that happen in the code are just unpredictable. Of course you guys probably wouldn't know that as you are not programmers and have no real understanding of exactly how complex-ed software and databases of this size can be, hell as a programmer I don't even know so cut them some slack people I'm sure they are working as hard as they can on this and you should appreciate their efforts rather than whine about how terrible it is that your time sink isn't working atm.
as for CCP programmers, keep up the good work, sit back relax, drink a DP then find a squash that little bug |
Alicia Star-Runner
Expansive Mining and Industral Engineering
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:38:18 -
[1614] - Quote
0utlaw5tar wrote:Deck Cadelanne wrote:I am stunned at the level of entitlement expressed in this thread.
Sometimes things go wrong with complex IT systems, especially when changes get made. Most updates of late have gone pretty smoothly and most downtimes have been minutes long.
So enough with the bitching already. Go outside, kick a ball around, say hello to your wife/boyfriend/husband/girlfriend/kids/dog... Truth
I would, but it is raining so my answer to this is "**** that ****". Now, about entitlement... I could care less. |
handige harrie
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
321
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:38:30 -
[1615] - Quote
hmmm, my silos are running low on resources. I'm so confused by not playing eve I ate dinner two hours early. I wasn't even hungry yet :(
Baddest poster ever
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Tipa Riot
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
928
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:38:46 -
[1616] - Quote
... and another failed startup.
I'm my own NPC alt.
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Zork100
Irata III Trek Alliance
Nerfed Alliance Go Away
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:38:59 -
[1617] - Quote
Come on Guys less than 20 pages to make this an official threadnaught |
Llish
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:39:02 -
[1618] - Quote
Things I have done today:
Cleaned bathroom
Wahsed Up dishes
Took Dog out
Talked to my neibour, his name is Johnathan!
Empty ash trays and removed cans of redbull from around my flat
watered plants, but i think they are dead
Ate food i cooked, yuck
Did hoovering
read some of my Simon Scarrow book, Ahh Cato and Macro, what kind of trouble awaits you this time!?
What else can I do today?
What have you done, apart from F5'ing this thread?
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Quattras Peione
SUPREME MATHEMATICS
A Band Apart.
99
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:39:07 -
[1619] - Quote
CCP file a support ticket.
Dr. Quattras Alvar Peione
No, I'm not that kind of doctor.
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Bicklovin
The Dingus Coalition
Gatekeepers Universe
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:39:13 -
[1620] - Quote
Outside looks like the only option now... Going to throw bubble wrap on random folks passing by, run around them in circles as fast as I can all while making auto-cannon sound effects until I am finally hot-dropped by the Dallas police department. Perhaps it will make Fox news! |
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Mohoni
Shadows of Z'ha'dum
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:39:14 -
[1621] - Quote
ahhh my face is melting without eve please hurry x.x you are my only hope CCP |
Sin SoLeXX
Shooting Star Company
AL3XAND3R.
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:39:26 -
[1622] - Quote
GeeBee wrote:So last week I was joking on teamspeak about how hilarious it would be if TQ crashed and burned upon the release of fozziesov, it took a day but here we are. TRANQUILITY IS NOW SENTIENT AND REJECTS YOUR CHANGES! Skynet is upon us, change the nuke codes.
^
this made me chuckle.. |
Mylena Kare
Space Warriors Alliance
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:39:35 -
[1623] - Quote
First world problem, launcher won't launch. Third world problem, put food on the table. Enjoy family time less the relatives you like. Extended downtime= Family time. |
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:39:46 -
[1624] - Quote
Requirements:
Server startup skill lvl 5
Training time required 49 days 16 hours 27 minutes. |
procopy
Euphoria Released
Triumvirate.
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:39:48 -
[1625] - Quote
ahhh can't wait for them miners and ratters to populate anoms right after boot |
Muffins
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:39:48 -
[1626] - Quote
Killdeer Okel wrote:Wobbly Ron wrote:Have you tried turning it off then on again That joke was so 70 pages ago.
That reply was so 30 pages ago.
Ohgod. What have we become? :( |
Larn Conner
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:39:57 -
[1627] - Quote
Miracle Max: Beat it or I'll call the brute squad.
Fezzik: I'm on the brute squad
Miracle Max: *looking up and down at Fezzik* You ARE the brute squad.
Inigo Montoya: We need a miracle, it's important .
Miracle Max: *looks over dead Eve server* I've seen worse.
Inigo Montoya: Sir, we're in a terrible rush, the natives are getting restless.
Miracle Max: Don't rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
Inigo Montoya: The server is dead.
Miracle Max: The server is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. With mostly dead, it's slightly alive. With all dead, there's only one thing you can do.
Inigo Montoya: What's that?
Miracle Max: Go through the components and strip the things you can salvage and put into a new server. |
Silver Gleam
Red Kite Industries
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:40:05 -
[1628] - Quote
Just a Idea why don't you roll back the patch ....fix the issues with it the repatch at later date and let us at least play while your solving the mess you've made!!!!!!! |
KenFlorian
Jednota Inc
20
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:40:26 -
[1629] - Quote
CCP, for the love of all that is good and decent, delay the recovery another several hours. The content of this thread is beyond precious. |
Come-Back-Home SSIBALNOMA
Cancer Therapy
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:40:51 -
[1630] - Quote
fò£O¦¡ 8ºÇO+ê dé£dª¼ dé¼dïñ.
8ä£d¦ädÑ+ 8û¦8ä£ 8ù¦8û¦d¥+ |
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Ripblade Falconpunch
Centurion Logistics
254
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:40:53 -
[1631] - Quote
CCP forgot to pay their sov bill or what?
That'll teach them to leave those pesky autopay checkboxes un-checked by default! |
Nortion Adoulin
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:40:54 -
[1632] - Quote
I blame ELITE DANGEROSE
They obviously managed to entosis your Internet Server Hub and now we got to wait until you delt with all those nodes.
Lets just hope you don't go into reinforced. |
Hra Neuvosto
Fistful of Finns
Triumvirate.
360
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:40:59 -
[1633] - Quote
Good day spacefriends |
Deck Cadelanne
Exigent Circumstances
CAStabouts
152
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:41:11 -
[1634] - Quote
Alicia Star-Runner wrote:0utlaw5tar wrote:Deck Cadelanne wrote:I am stunned at the level of entitlement expressed in this thread.
Sometimes things go wrong with complex IT systems, especially when changes get made. Most updates of late have gone pretty smoothly and most downtimes have been minutes long.
So enough with the bitching already. Go outside, kick a ball around, say hello to your wife/boyfriend/husband/girlfriend/kids/dog... Truth I would, but it is raining so my answer to this is "**** that ****". Now, about entitlement... I could care less.
Open a book. Phone a friend you haven't spoken with in a while. Clean your room.
Personally, I am listening to a work-related web conference and refreshing this thread to be entertained with the inane, the stupid and the entitled.
So many options...
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."
- Hunter S. Thompson
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dev0n
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Snuffed Out
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:41:12 -
[1635] - Quote
Well, reading through 80 pages of posts killed some time
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Tara Eves
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
29
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:41:18 -
[1636] - Quote
xXKILLZONEXX Keikira wrote:Remember to check the boot.ini
Iceburn!! They're never gonna be allowed to forget that, are they?!
Good luck guys, and thanks for the work you're putting in to fix this for us. |
Milinako
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:41:19 -
[1637] - Quote
welp i had like 30 10/10s to do today :P |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
65
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:41:23 -
[1638] - Quote
Llish wrote:Things I have done today:
Cleaned bathroom
Wahsed Up dishes
Took Dog out
Talked to my neibour, his name is Johnathan!
Empty ash trays and removed cans of redbull from around my flat
watered plants, but i think they are dead
Ate food i cooked, yuck
Did hoovering
read some of my Simon Scarrow book, Ahh Cato and Macro, what kind of trouble awaits you this time!?
What else can I do today?
What have you done, apart from F5'ing this thread?
I started an awesome drinking game :P |
Dirk Morbho
Mindstar Technology
Get Off My Lawn
55
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:41:45 -
[1639] - Quote
HI FISH!!!!
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KanashiiKami
116
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:41:50 -
[1640] - Quote
Bob Donovitch wrote:Requirements:
Server startup skill lvl 5
Training time required 49 days 16 hours 27 minutes.
cant be ...
only about coming to what 6 hours?
me thinks, 6 hrs would give us ... maybe level 2.5
WUT ???
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May Shirley
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:41:50 -
[1641] - Quote
So I'm just wondering, will CCP "refund" the hours when we were unable to play? I'm just asking for the people who're bummed because they won't be able to plex their accounts. I have 40 days or so, I don't personally mind |
KenFlorian
Jednota Inc
20
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:41:56 -
[1642] - Quote
Come-Back-Home SSIBALNOMA wrote:fò£O¦¡ 8ºÇO+ê dé£dª¼ dé¼dïñ.
8ä£d¦ädÑ+ 8û¦8ä£ 8ù¦8û¦d¥+
The hell, you say?! |
Artistul
Meet The Fockers
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:41:59 -
[1643] - Quote
http://imgur.com/KyjQTpE |
Llish
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:42:02 -
[1644] - Quote
Silver Gleam wrote:Just a Idea why don't you roll back the patch ....fix the issues with it the repatch at later date and let us at least play while your solving the mess you've made!!!!!!!
Cant do that |
Creation Consiousness
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:42:10 -
[1645] - Quote
Well... your burning a day of eve account time for me, can I have 1 extra day to be compensated? |
wango Maken
Fuxi Legion
Fraternity.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:42:15 -
[1646] - Quote
Dear players,
We are so regret to tell you that, because of unknown reasons, all data in Tranquility has lost and cannot be restored.n+êjust jokingn+ë |
SashaGrey
Kimotoro Company
The Volition Cult
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:42:18 -
[1647] - Quote
Anyone else have WoT f up today too? |
Ulon Naus
Time and all Eternity
DeepSpace.
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:42:21 -
[1648] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
I smell 1 million SP as compensation... ! |
Arithron
107th Suicide Kings
Nihilists Social Club
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:42:26 -
[1649] - Quote
Help, please fix asap...my wife has clocked no gameplay and has ideas of actual jobs to do about the house.
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Azrael Sheriph
Original Sinners
The Bastion
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:42:26 -
[1650] - Quote
tbh when all is said and done.
good luck getting the servers back up ccp i know it can be stressful at times like these.
so as one server bunny to anther i am actually rooting for you |
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Starla zzxmansigxzz
StarBlue Op's
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:42:51 -
[1651] - Quote
connect the red wire to the blue one, or is it the green one? |
Caboosette
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:42:58 -
[1652] - Quote
Think of our customers!!!!! They NEED their deliveries of torpedoes and drone party packages!!!!!! |
Grinder2210
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
43
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:42:59 -
[1653] - Quote
Wonder what the max number of pages on the forum is
I left for 5 mins this post gained 2 pages in that time so at that rate we should reach 1000 pages in ( stupid window 8 .. anyone know were the calculator is .... )
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Delightful Delicacy
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:42:59 -
[1654] - Quote
See you all in 2 days when the server is up. |
Belion Askiras
Wolfspack
Soviet-Union
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:43:03 -
[1655] - Quote
I bet WH I went through to highsec before DT already collapsed :*( |
Deck Cadelanne
Exigent Circumstances
CAStabouts
152
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:43:08 -
[1656] - Quote
I went for a 40km bike ride instead of logging in at lunch time. It was very enjoyable. As are the buckets of whining and tears and demands for compensation and conspiracy theories on this thread :-)
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."
- Hunter S. Thompson
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Black Niiight
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:43:09 -
[1657] - Quote
There is a sun and a moon outside. I didnt realize they modeled this life server after eve. |
Aurelius Exodus
Pride and Glory
H0N0UR
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:43:12 -
[1658] - Quote
This doesnt surprise me, I have a support ticket in thats a month old that I havent heard anything on yet, so the lack of customer service doesn't surprise me.
But since this is Fozzies undoing, why isnt he here talking to us? Like seriously were having this thread hijacked by other Devs on stuff thats not even thread related, but the dev we want to communicate with now is MIA? Lovely. |
Makhpella
Bad Taste.
40
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:43:17 -
[1659] - Quote
EVE is dead. |
Masdren
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:43:18 -
[1660] - Quote
Mylena Kare wrote:First world problem, launcher won't launch. Third world problem, put food on the table. Enjoy family time less the relatives you like. Extended downtime= Family time.
BAHAHA - we play EVE because we dont like our familie time....
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Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:43:21 -
[1661] - Quote
Stomp Mongo wrote:madhatta18 wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:Enslaved Mistress wrote:Well it does seem free SD is in order, just like in the past when the server was down for a good deal of time.
I hope everything is ok CCP, and we know you are working as quickly as possible, and will make this period of down time right with the players.
Thanks for always keeping us informed and always working hard for us. You mean SP? yet again another dumb arse that dont know how to use ther skill quee go get a life and ps goto the local bottleo and ask for a keg of rum and drink it dont wory it cant kill of brain cells you dont have Really man? Was this not YOU a couple of hours ago? And I quote "madhatta18 wrote: hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this" Huh. Methinks thou doth protest to much...
tbh some people just cant stop rage quitting so they keep crying randomly about things. i dont take it personally but maybe madhatta18 should take a break from eve. now being a good time while the servers are Down seems like he needs it.
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Goin Off
Manson Family
Advent of Fate
31
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:43:24 -
[1662] - Quote
TBH, I think my wife used an "entosis link" on the Tranquility server!
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Ripblade Falconpunch
Centurion Logistics
254
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:43:25 -
[1663] - Quote
Caboosette wrote:Think of our customers!!!!! They NEED their deliveries of torpedoes and drone party packages!!!!!!
Nobody cares. |
Drogan Antollare
Ceptacemia
The Kadeshi
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:43:29 -
[1664] - Quote
Fugly Isktaker wrote:Electra Magnetic wrote:this is why a daily down time is a bad idea. almost no other modern mmo has a down time every day. bad code is still bad code, now its showing its ugly head. BANKS have daily downtime. Gtfo.
Greek banks have a week downtime even |
Wur2e
High Priority Industries
Vengeful Swarm
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:43:36 -
[1665] - Quote
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place.
Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.
Got it? |
Amber Kurvora
225
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:43:40 -
[1666] - Quote
Silver Gleam wrote:Just a Idea why don't you roll back the patch ....fix the issues with it the repatch at later date and let us at least play while your solving the mess you've made!!!!!!!
Because the server gremlins need appeasement, and nothing works better than the tears of Eve players not being able to get onto the server. |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:43:40 -
[1667] - Quote
May Shirley wrote:So I'm just wondering, will CCP "refund" the hours when we were unable to play? I'm just asking for the people who're bummed because they won't be able to plex their accounts. I have 40 days or so, I don't personally mind
You are seriously asking for a 2 cents per hour refund? |
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:43:43 -
[1668] - Quote
Silver Gleam wrote:Just a Idea why don't you roll back the patch ....fix the issues with it the repatch at later date and let us at least play while your solving the mess you've made!!!!!!!
Because ... if they did that they would ruin all our fun of making fun of them. |
Carter Hood
Rapid Withdrawal
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:43:55 -
[1669] - Quote
I understand that every online system may have a problem. I work for an online broker, so I know what is all about. However, there are (or at least should be) roll-back procedures, which should allow you to restore the pre-patch conditions and run the game for people who paid for it.
I'm full of understanding for you guys, but I pay with real money for the game and I want to play it. It's one of the rare days my all family is gone and I have all f*** evening to play. And I can't! And you gonna pay for it!
C. |
Steijn
Quay Industries
987
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:44:02 -
[1670] - Quote
Starla zzxmansigxzz wrote: connect the red wire to the blue one, or is it the green one?
reds live, blues dead, chop the green 1 off. |
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Ninhursaag Eridani
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:44:03 -
[1671] - Quote
And they say it is only 3 meals that is parting people from a national crisis, riots and demolition. EVE proves they were wrong. :) |
Owl S
Black VooDoo Asassins
The Kadeshi
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:44:05 -
[1672] - Quote
Dear players,
We HAVE TO say sorry that, SINCE unknown reasons, all data in Tranquility has been broken and cann't be restored. We are discussing about the next step about the game. We apologize for this.
PPC |
Snopzet
Inglourious Squirrels
That Escalated Quickly.
30
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:44:07 -
[1673] - Quote
More then 6h without eve... my brain is melting!!!
http://i.imgur.com/8XvTRC2.gif |
Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated
Fidelas Constans
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:44:09 -
[1674] - Quote
I guess since we are all waiting for update some people be clicking on links.....
Ever wondered why some people load slow ?
Here is your answer ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzHYC7JEmag |
Tony Lennelluc
Dragons of Stone and Steel
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:44:11 -
[1675] - Quote
Arithron wrote:Help, please fix asap...my wife has clocked no gameplay and has ideas of actual jobs to do about the house.
My wife found out at work that the server is down and is now texting me lists of things to do !!!! Please eve SAVE me from chores ! ....... on a plus side computer is clean again lol ...
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who donGÇÖt.
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KenFlorian
Jednota Inc
20
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:44:35 -
[1676] - Quote
Arithron wrote:Help, please fix asap...my wife has clocked no gameplay and has ideas of actual jobs to do about the house.
Huge LOL, here. |
Sluund Emsdaal
United Offensive Operations
Invidia Gloriae Comes
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:44:36 -
[1677] - Quote
I would love to see the stats from http://eve-offline.net/ for today:) |
Jeanne Tivianne
57
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:44:54 -
[1678] - Quote
May Shirley wrote:So I'm just wondering, will CCP "refund" the hours when we were unable to play? I'm just asking for the people who're bummed because they won't be able to plex their accounts. I have 40 days or so, I don't personally mind
You still gain SP during downtime, so there's nothing to refund. |
Etheoma
The Dark Space Initiative
Scary Wormhole People
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:44:57 -
[1679] - Quote
Bicklovin wrote:Outside looks like the only option now... Going to throw bubble wrap on random folks passing by, run around them in circles as fast as I can all while making auto-cannon sound effects until I am finally hot-dropped by the Dallas police department. Perhaps it will make Fox news!
What would you use as a warp bubble? |
Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
11803
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:44:59 -
[1680] - Quote
Anyone else notice that people's behavior on days like this where EVE is down looks a lot like this? |
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Countess Kool
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:45:07 -
[1681] - Quote
Master S wrote:People, it's summer, go outside, get some sun.
let CCP do their work, you all complaining about the server not up won't speed up the process
have some cold beer :) and relax
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Direct_DNA_damage |
ERIS LUCAN
State Protectorate
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:45:08 -
[1682] - Quote
No Server on this ,no fun*
Time Server down = time must be given 4 free back runing playtime .
very seldom ,feel faked,well feeld that bevor,about this .
Happy Day*
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Black Niiight
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:45:22 -
[1683] - Quote
So I found out my bank will not take plex as payment so CCP can you code that in somehow please while your rebuilding eve?
Thanks |
Wur2e
High Priority Industries
Vengeful Swarm
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:45:23 -
[1684] - Quote
CCP, itGÇÖs not a bug GÇô itGÇÖs an undocumented feature. |
hy wanto destroyer
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Snuffed Out
19
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:45:27 -
[1685] - Quote
OMG I was gate camping Tama and getting DANK frags thx CCP! |
Crasyemo
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:45:32 -
[1686] - Quote
CCP im still at my PC. i have confidence in you guys. (selfie)
https://xbradtc.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/skeleton-computer.jpg
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Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:45:46 -
[1687] - Quote
Tony Lennelluc wrote:Arithron wrote:Help, please fix asap...my wife has clocked no gameplay and has ideas of actual jobs to do about the house.
My wife found out at work that the server is down and is now texting me lists of things to do !!!! Please eve SAVE me from chores ! ....... on a plus side computer is clean again lol ...
Maybe she wants to meet you for the first time. Go be with her.
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Steijn
Quay Industries
988
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:45:49 -
[1688] - Quote
in15 minutes i wont care as it will be pub time!! |
Princess Trayvon Martin
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:46:05 -
[1689] - Quote
when nerds cant play eve |
Mrs Mirage
Foxtrot Unicorn.
Nerfed Alliance Go Away
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:46:06 -
[1690] - Quote
ummm ... Have you tired turning it off then turning back on again? |
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Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
53
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:46:07 -
[1691] - Quote
madhatta18 wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:Enslaved Mistress wrote:Well it does seem free SD is in order, just like in the past when the server was down for a good deal of time.
I hope everything is ok CCP, and we know you are working as quickly as possible, and will make this period of down time right with the players.
Thanks for always keeping us informed and always working hard for us. You mean SP? yet again another dumb arse that dont know how to use ther skill quee go get a life and ps goto the local bottleo and ask for a keg of rum and drink it dont wory it cant kill of brain cells you dont have
Oh no I have over a year worth of skills in my que. I'm stating a fact of what CCP use to do anytime the server was down for a long period of time, nothing more. CCP cares about their players, and understands that such issues can be an issue, and usually does sometime to makes it up to their players. Do they have to do this, no, they choose to because unlike many games CCP interacts with their players, and really does seem to care about them and what they want. Now will CCP still give out SP, I have no idea, but I do bet they will give their players some type of gift, it's just how they are. And please next time think just a little before posting haha |
Umhrunn
Colossus Technologies
Project Wildfire
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:46:11 -
[1692] - Quote
Naviv Aideron wrote:Dude.
3rd day of my trial I decide to fork out money for a sub and then on the 4th day this happens.
Cudos for the updates though.
Does this happen often?
no i have played for 6 years and it very rarely goes down like this. So with that said I don't think people are really angry most of the comments are "tongue and cheek" comments. After maintaining a video game for over 11 year I feel CCP does a really great job they also have a thick skin and can handle a little poke in the ribs for messing with the thousands of subscribers game time. I don't know how they deal with all of us knuckleheads and our trolling comments on forums, for that they deserve an award for bravery.
(insert shinny award for bravery in the face of trolls) Here is to you CCP xoxoxoxoxoxox |
Uther Terdsquirter
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:46:13 -
[1693] - Quote
We need some obnoxious hold music up in heayh...
Star Trekkin'
Quote: It's worse than that,
He's dead, Jim!
Dead, Jim! Dead! |
Ripblade Falconpunch
Centurion Logistics
256
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:46:16 -
[1694] - Quote
ERIS LUCAN wrote:No Server on this ,no fun*
Time Server down = time must be given 4 free back runing playtime .
very seldom ,feel faked,well feeld that bevor,about this .
Happy Day*
I'm sorry, your poverty monocle is interfering with your english language module. |
Travonus Trapoll
Knights Inc.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:46:18 -
[1695] - Quote
The server is taking a summer holiday haha. It has feelings too! |
David 'Sprocket' Glerum
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:46:24 -
[1696] - Quote
Had to spend the entire day on the outernet.
That was refreshing. |
Jack Sore
Jovian Vengeance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:46:47 -
[1697] - Quote
Im guessing we are at the classic moment with this one CCP?
"Our logs show nothing" |
Brunor Reedan
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:46:48 -
[1698] - Quote
Bicklovin wrote:Outside looks like the only option now... Going to throw bubble wrap on random folks passing by, run around them in circles as fast as I can all while making auto-cannon sound effects until I am finally hot-dropped by the Dallas police department. Perhaps it will make Fox news!
That is one of the funniest things I've read in this thread today. I can actually picture myself doing the same damn thing. |
Larn Conner
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:46:50 -
[1699] - Quote
Someone have MacGyver's phone number? He could fix the server with a stick of chewing gum and a paperclip. |
Umhrunn
Colossus Technologies
Project Wildfire
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:46:59 -
[1700] - Quote
Mrs Mirage wrote:ummm ... Have you tired turning it off then turning back on again?
LOL!!!! |
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Wur2e
High Priority Industries
Vengeful Swarm
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:47:05 -
[1701] - Quote
The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until itGÇÖs too late. |
dev0n
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Snuffed Out
22
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:47:07 -
[1702] - Quote
hy wanto destroyer wrote:OMG I was gate camping Tama and getting DANK frags thx CCP!
What about our bro time.. all gone today.. awwww
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llyriah
Tres Corvi INC.
The CORVOS
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:47:09 -
[1703] - Quote
Tastyblacks.com... Anyone?
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Eydoriane Cloudrider
AdAstra. Beach Club
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:47:12 -
[1704] - Quote
I wonder if they are now considering a rollback to the previous db/serv release saves, say... 24 hours ago.
That would be interesting to see the community reaction |
Celdie
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:47:20 -
[1705] - Quote
Ok, at some point, the DEVs should actually just do a rollback to yesterdays code, or something .... this is too annoying. |
Faenir Antollare
The Idiot Kings
Get Off My Lawn
383
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:47:29 -
[1706] - Quote
..if you guy's push this thread to the magic 100 pages then it is believed that the servers will repair themselves.
RiP BooBoo
26/7/1971 - 23/7/2014
My Lady My Love My Life My Wife
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Starman666
Ramm's RDI
Tactical Narcotics Team
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:47:33 -
[1707] - Quote
Eve is down! We're all DOOMED Captain Mainwaring! DOOMED I tell ye!
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Racro Arifistan
Tempest Legion
Best Korea Alliance
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:47:44 -
[1708] - Quote
must........make.......explosions.......need to make ships go kaboom.
Fleet Admiral Racro
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Slappy McFieldy
A Country Of Slightly Less Than Stellar Standards
BLUE Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:47:46 -
[1709] - Quote
so because ccp screwed the pooch again that means all the game time we are missing will be reimbursed right? Oh and to all of you defending ccp, get off their nuts will ya, ccp does nothing but screw up 90% of the time. |
Big Lynx
3358
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:47:46 -
[1710] - Quote
dev0n wrote:hy wanto destroyer wrote:OMG I was gate camping Tama and getting DANK frags thx CCP! What about our bro time.. all gone today.. awwww
lets make a quote of quotes |
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Mithrandir Olorin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:47:47 -
[1711] - Quote
FOZZISOV |
Ragnar STS
Minmatar Ship Construction Services
Ushra'Khan
73
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:47:48 -
[1712] - Quote
Ushra'Khan has completely stopped the slave trade throughout ALL Amarr systems for the past 5 hours. Soon slavery will end once and for all.
Op Success.
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Ivan Dennisovich
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:47:48 -
[1713] - Quote
maybe you guys should have spent more time bugtesting the patch this morning and less time uploading 20 videos to youtube about stuff people either A: already know about or B: dont give a **** about because they never leave hi-sec.
might not have ended up having this problem. |
Stu Pendisdick
Odyssey SDC
The Revenant Order
63
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:47:55 -
[1714] - Quote
CCPBudgie confirms fozziesov rolled back until later this month |
Conrad Cadelanne
MasTek
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:48:11 -
[1715] - Quote
KenFlorian wrote:Come-Back-Home SSIBALNOMA wrote:fò£O¦¡ 8ºÇO+ê dé£dª¼ dé¼dïñ.
8ä£d¦ädÑ+ 8û¦8ä£ 8ù¦8û¦d¥+ The hell, you say?!
He said something about Korea being frantic about the servers opening |
Fish 27
Black Aces
Against ALL Authorities
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:48:14 -
[1716] - Quote
Dirk Morbho wrote:HI FISH!!!!
hey! |
Just Another
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:48:15 -
[1717] - Quote
I haven't slept much in the past couple of years, so i figured i would take a nap ... I got woke up from a dream. In that dream, I was sitting in an asteroid belt, in a tanked skiff, not doing anything ... just sitting there.. which was weird in its self because i was on my orca pilot who isn't (for some odd reason) qualified to fly a skiff . Even weirder is that all of a sudden two reds appeared, fired one shot each and warped off before my ship even exploded ... That is what woke me up, confused ... |
Stomp Mongo
Chemically Unbalanced
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:48:15 -
[1718] - Quote
Talaris EveningStar wrote:Stomp Mongo wrote:madhatta18 wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:Enslaved Mistress wrote:Well it does seem free SD is in order, just like in the past when the server was down for a good deal of time.
I hope everything is ok CCP, and we know you are working as quickly as possible, and will make this period of down time right with the players.
Thanks for always keeping us informed and always working hard for us. You mean SP? yet again another dumb arse that dont know how to use ther skill quee go get a life and ps goto the local bottleo and ask for a keg of rum and drink it dont wory it cant kill of brain cells you dont have Really man? Was this not YOU a couple of hours ago? And I quote "madhatta18 wrote: hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this" Huh. Methinks thou doth protest to much... Well obviously crapping on people that do it, nullifies his own free stuff begging. Besides, I kinda feel bad for these guys. I remember what it was like to be below EvE's poverty line; before Incursions.
You sir, are absolutely correct. I do not know why I picked him out of the crowd for his hypocrisy. Perhaps I too am feeling a bit needful of ccp to at least offer up an in depth explanation as to how this happened. I could care less about isk, sp or ships. But I would love to read the story about the "7/15/15" Eve Anomaly that caused all this. I bet it will read like a scene from "The China syndrome" in parts.
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Sequinga Naari
Solar Trade and Industry
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:48:18 -
[1719] - Quote
Have you tried turning it on and off again? |
Don Palcsi
Vulcan Shipyards
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:48:22 -
[1720] - Quote
this thread is something umanity wil study for ages... |
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NightmareX
Lakagigar
641
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:48:26 -
[1721] - Quote
Will we make it to page 100 before the server comes up ?
Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:
1: Asteroid Madness
2: Clash of the Empires
3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama
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Spanky Ikkala
EVE University
Ivy League
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:48:35 -
[1722] - Quote
For those that didn't see it at #evefanfest, how about watching my amazing ART OF WAR presentation...
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Kairos Antilles
Project Kairos
The Bastion
48
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:48:41 -
[1723] - Quote
Another attempted startup in progress?
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Trademaster Rob
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:48:43 -
[1724] - Quote
Umhrunn wrote:Mrs Mirage wrote:ummm ... Have you tired turning it off then turning back on again? LOL!!!!
Maybe plug something in? |
Etheoma
The Dark Space Initiative
Scary Wormhole People
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:48:47 -
[1725] - Quote
who let the Hamsters out of the cages, its going to take forever to get them all back... |
Silverdaddy
Ourapheh Holdings
51
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:48:48 -
[1726] - Quote
This has gotta be frustrating for the devs and server teams. I've been in their position too, where even identification of the problem is tricky because there are so many inter-related subsystems and dependencies. And people screaming at you to "try this" and "how long will the fix take", before the question of "what is going wrong, precisely" is answered.
Sending the CCP team virtual hugs.
I have sat by the burning embers of a server and breathed over them to try to rekindle the fire. Sometimes that leads to hyperventilation and dizzyness.
The problem with slavery is that only half of the manacles are visible. The Holder, supposed master, is equally bound by the gilded chains of privilege and wealth.
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Arithron
107th Suicide Kings
Nihilists Social Club
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:48:50 -
[1727] - Quote
Any single ladies out there? We can use this time productively and find you a nice computer geek or two for fun times.
X up below if single. |
Misha Tokila
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
16
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:48:59 -
[1728] - Quote
NightmareX wrote:Will we make it to page 100 before the server comes up ?
One can only hope. |
Kaze Mester
Mad Hungarian Miners Limited Company
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:49:00 -
[1729] - Quote
EVE Offline |
Shiloh Templeton
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
347
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:49:05 -
[1730] - Quote
Mylena Kare wrote:First world problem, launcher won't launch. Third world problem, put food on the table.
Third world problem - have more children that you don't have food on the table for. |
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dev0n
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Snuffed Out
22
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:49:07 -
[1731] - Quote
Big Lynx wrote:dev0n wrote:hy wanto destroyer wrote:OMG I was gate camping Tama and getting DANK frags thx CCP! What about our bro time.. all gone today.. awwww lets make a quote of quotes
Its on baby.. bro time on the forums! |
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:49:13 -
[1732] - Quote
Dear EVE subscribers... We apologize for our extended downtime and are pleased to announce that we have had a complete corruption of all player data. This will result in everyone's stats being returned to zero and you will be placed in a rookie system to re initiate your skill training. We again apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused. |
Presidente Gallente
Dark-Rising
171
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:49:23 -
[1733] - Quote
I had sex with my wife and started to read a book. HALLELUJAH! |
Scotty Parker
New Yorkshire
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:49:28 -
[1734] - Quote
PEPPA PIG TIMEdaughters smile looks menacingwifes closed the door, laughing to loudly as she leave'sswitch it back on SWITCH IT BACK ON ... |
Ripblade Falconpunch
Centurion Logistics
256
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:49:30 -
[1735] - Quote
Ragnar STS wrote:Ushra'Khan has completely stopped the slave trade throughout ALL Amarr systems for the past 5 hours. Soon slavery will end once and for all.
Op Success.
Pfft. The only thing worse than slavery is finding out that slavery is legal in this universe, then finding out you missed the opportunity to buy a few for yourself. |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:49:37 -
[1736] - Quote
Ivan Dennisovich wrote:maybe you guys should have spent more time bugtesting the patch this morning and less time uploading 20 videos to youtube about stuff people either A: already know about or B: dont give a **** about because they never leave hi-sec.
might not have ended up having this problem.
Drink!
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Everett Rockefeller
Icendus Corux
Quam'Nocent
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:49:46 -
[1737] - Quote
Hurry CCP we're running out of jokes!
Oh wait I got one big fat joke: CCP Games |
Sexism Binchiette
Petishki the Boots
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:49:57 -
[1738] - Quote
Stan Bran wrote:Did you forget to feed the hamster again ?!
The Hamsters probably got stuck to the wheel again so they had to go out and by a new set of hamsters. |
hy wanto destroyer
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Snuffed Out
19
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:50:00 -
[1739] - Quote
dev0n wrote:Big Lynx wrote:dev0n wrote:hy wanto destroyer wrote:OMG I was gate camping Tama and getting DANK frags thx CCP! What about our bro time.. all gone today.. awwww lets make a quote of quotes Its on baby.. bro time on the forums!
Im comming for you |
Copper Rei
Copper Corp
92
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:50:02 -
[1740] - Quote
Wait, what happened? I'm afraid I missed the whole thing.
There is a server issue?
Customer impact would usually cause the project to halt and revert until they can figure out on the test server what the issues are.
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Law Enforcement
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:50:04 -
[1741] - Quote
What about us new players with cerebal accelerators, my character time is ticking away, will we be compensated with SP for those missing hrs, as that is a huge chunk of sp im missing from this downtime?
will we all be compensated in some shape or form due to this? |
Bjurn Akely
Knights of Nii
The 20 Minuters
86
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:50:17 -
[1742] - Quote
Quick, my little Kerbals! To the M++n! |
Samuel Triptee
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
100
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:50:24 -
[1743] - Quote
Arithron wrote:Help, please fix asap...my wife has clocked no gameplay and has ideas of actual jobs to do about the house.
I'm guessing she's not one of the jobs...
Have You Hugged Your Frigate Today?
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Jack Morrison
Manson Family
Advent of Fate
233
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:50:35 -
[1744] - Quote
I say it is time to stop trying, just leave it offline so we can remember it as the great game and time sink it was.
Looking for a group to pew with ? Have a chat with me.
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Countess Kool
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:50:38 -
[1745] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
he missed the 16:30 update, can't even do that right |
Wayne Caderu
Disciples of Aphrodite
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:50:38 -
[1746] - Quote
NightmareX wrote:Will we make it to page 100 before the server comes up ?
just contributing to 100 pages here, nothing to see. |
Hoshi Nakumoto
X-Fleet Phantoms
The Sinful Legion
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:50:43 -
[1747] - Quote
Starman666 wrote:Eve is down! We're all DOOMED Captain Mainwaring! DOOMED I tell ye!
LOL I remember that show
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Big Lynx
3358
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:50:56 -
[1748] - Quote
hy wanto destroyer wrote:dev0n wrote:Big Lynx wrote:dev0n wrote:hy wanto destroyer wrote:OMG I was gate camping Tama and getting DANK frags thx CCP! What about our bro time.. all gone today.. awwww lets make a quote of quotes Its on baby.. bro time on the forums! Im comming for you
x up for fleet |
Zork100
Irata III Trek Alliance
Nerfed Alliance Go Away
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:50:59 -
[1749] - Quote
Presidente Gallente wrote:I had sex with my wife and started to read a book. HALLELUJAH!
That makes up for the first minute or two of this downtime. What else you got? |
Presidente Gallente
Dark-Rising
171
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:51:04 -
[1750] - Quote
See it positive: Server down, Falcons down, no ECM. |
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Lissbeth Salander
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:51:08 -
[1751] - Quote
Winter is comming..... |
Rual Palix
Never Certain
It Must Be Jelly Cause Jam Don't Shake
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:51:17 -
[1752] - Quote
Welp I guess I won't be playing eve till tomorrow. Another lost day to dota 2 ;/ |
Zero Eclipse
Revolver Inc.
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:51:21 -
[1753] - Quote
Wayne Caderu wrote:NightmareX wrote:Will we make it to page 100 before the server comes up ? just contributing to 100 pages here, nothing to see.
100 pages. We can do it! |
Margarite Poletti
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:51:21 -
[1754] - Quote
Princess Trayvon Martin wrote:when nerds cant play eve
in Soviet Russia EVE plays Nerds |
hy wanto destroyer
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Snuffed Out
19
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:51:41 -
[1755] - Quote
X |
Valkyrie Ragnor
9th Fleet
DreddedEvE
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:51:48 -
[1756] - Quote
he comon this is gettiing stupid now 5 h its been down wtf is going on?
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Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:51:52 -
[1757] - Quote
Sexism Binchiette wrote:Stan Bran wrote:Did you forget to feed the hamster again ?! The Hamsters probably got stuck to the wheel again so they had to go out and by a new set of hamsters.
I count 37 hamster jokes and 55 various "plug" jokes....
The hamsters need to catch up! Keep em coming! |
David 'Sprocket' Glerum
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:51:53 -
[1758] - Quote
Larn Conner wrote:Someone have MacGyver's phone number? He could fix the server with a stick of chewing gum and a paperclip.
Chuck Norris would only have to glare at it for 2 seconds, after which it would turn into a supercomputer with a minibar and Exotic Dancers, Female twirling around it. |
Gabriel Z
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
44
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:52:00 -
[1759] - Quote
CCP YOU ARE NOT GOOD AT THIS..... |
4chan SlashPOL
Implying Jita Prices
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:52:07 -
[1760] - Quote
RIP EVE D: |
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Brunor Reedan
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:52:09 -
[1761] - Quote
Lissbeth Salander wrote:Winter is comming.....
Hahaha.... a Game of Thrones reference on an Eve blog... it doesn't get more nerdy deep than that.
PS. I hope you read the books..... |
vccv
48
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:52:15 -
[1762] - Quote
This thread swells my misanthropy.
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Luna Le Fey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:52:17 -
[1763] - Quote
*sigh* I guess I'll go outside or something.. |
Aleyla Chonis
Adrift and at Peace
JJS Spectral Coalition
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:52:20 -
[1764] - Quote
Looks like it's a long day in CCP land.
BTW, this is a big Thank You for all your hard work in continuing to try and fix the space pixels. |
Etheoma
The Dark Space Initiative
Scary Wormhole People
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:52:24 -
[1765] - Quote
If EVE isn't within 2 - 3 hours of downtime you can almost guarantee it will be down for a day or longer, so no this thread will be 300 pages at least. |
dev0n
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Snuffed Out
22
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:52:35 -
[1766] - Quote
x |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
67
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:52:39 -
[1767] - Quote
Copper Rei wrote:Wait, what happened? I'm afraid I missed the whole thing.
There is a server issue?
Customer impact would usually cause the project to halt and revert until they can figure out on the test server what the issues are.
"Highly illogical, Captain" |
loctare
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:52:41 -
[1768] - Quote
Make some space in /var/log ....? |
Copper Rei
Copper Corp
92
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:52:47 -
[1769] - Quote
Sexism Binchiette wrote:Stan Bran wrote:Did you forget to feed the hamster again ?! The Hamsters probably got stuck to the wheel again so they had to go out and by a new set of hamsters.
How many hampsters will they go through this time before they realize they need to fix the wheel? |
4chan SlashPOL
Implying Jita Prices
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:52:53 -
[1770] - Quote
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Sexism Binchiette wrote:Stan Bran wrote:Did you forget to feed the hamster again ?! The Hamsters probably got stuck to the wheel again so they had to go out and by a new set of hamsters. I count 37 hamster jokes and 55 various "plug" jokes.... The hamsters need to catch up! Keep em coming!
#HAMSTERSHAVEFEELINGSTOO
#FREETHEHAMSTERS
#CCPHELLO? |
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Fenk
Telegraph Road
Bebop and Rocksteady Henchmen Academy
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:52:57 -
[1771] - Quote
If any CCP employees get to chill while the server is blowing bubbles, then enjoy your time off.
X
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Ripblade Falconpunch
Centurion Logistics
256
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:52:57 -
[1772] - Quote
Daily Special: Free Hamster Leash included with every PLEX purchase! |
Travonus Trapoll
Knights Inc.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:53:04 -
[1773] - Quote
Hardcore EVE players cant play the client...... So we play on the forums! xD |
wattebausch
Bierfest
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:53:22 -
[1774] - Quote
Countess Kool wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:wall of text] he missed the 16:30 update, can't even do that right he is going home.
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iTengu
Svea Rike
Circle-Of-Two
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:53:31 -
[1775] - Quote
aperenlty i have something called a family. they seem nice but a bit creapy so i need to get online soon so they stop talking to me. |
Reverendia Zeddamax
The Old Timer's Guild
M O B I U S
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:53:36 -
[1776] - Quote
x |
Larn Conner
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:53:41 -
[1777] - Quote
David 'Sprocket' Glerum wrote:Larn Conner wrote:Someone have MacGyver's phone number? He could fix the server with a stick of chewing gum and a paperclip. Chuck Norris would only have to glare at it for 2 seconds, after which it would turn into a supercomputer with a minibar and Exotic Dancers, Female twirling around it.
Haha, forget about Chuck Norris. Yes, he's able to do anything. I heard he sleeps with a pillow under his gun. |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:53:55 -
[1778] - Quote
vccv wrote:This thread swells my misanthropy.
...like my loins.... |
Maxish11
Raytheon Academy
Gentlemen's.Parlor
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:53:58 -
[1779] - Quote
[#33 - 2015-07-15 13:14:44 UTC
is there any way you guys could roll the server back and boot it for us to continue our daily grind??
or maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?
i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :)]
Yea maybe some SP would work? This so far has been a non event day for us and a lose of real cash albeit ever so small, it is still a loss. So Yes I think a little payback for it is in order.
Thanks guys for the hard work, but please try to remember we are the people paying your bills. |
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:54:00 -
[1780] - Quote
100 pages.... There will be cake....LOL |
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Laenatus
ElitistOps
Pandemic Legion
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:54:06 -
[1781] - Quote
Irie Alixyar wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
I was going to respond in a different manner.. However, I have decided to write a serious comment about our gameplay experience and this downtime in accordance to this page that the game sent us to. I wake up every morning, take a poop and think about how many kills I'm going to get, who I'm going to scam, and how many tears I will create throughout the day. After said poop, I spark up a spliff or a bowl and start smoking (don't judge me). I start listening to music, usually Taylor Swift or Justin Bieber to get get all prepared and ready for my day on eve. After I sit my fat ass on my computer chair which is kinda hard for me to fit because as I said I am fat; and I turn eve on. What do I see, my login screen where it asks me to input my password (so annoying) and then of course the UGLYEST button in ANY game in the UNIVERSES. THE @#(*$ PLAY BUTTON. LIKE GOSH could you have made it ANY MORE UGLY? REALLY? Anyways, I digress; I click on the mentioned UGLY ASS BUTTON and wait for my characters screen to load and then, BAM!!!! I see a message telling me that I can't connect to the server?????????????? LIKE WTF???????????? So I go to my go-to site to test my internet (Porn hub/Midget section) and I can see all the midgets doing it and getting at it. OBVIOUSLY I HAS INTERNUTS. What could be this HORRENDOUS ERROR?? So, I go back to the UGLY BLUE BUTTON & ANNOYING PASSWORD page and I click on that HORRIBLE button again. Seconds later I get THE SAME MESSSAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEE LIKe REALLY???????? You can't put another message???? Something along the lines of " We're sorry you are seeing this message oh' god of eve & universes. Someone forgot to fuel our poses and we are trying to fix it so you can come create more tears. Please don't bother to push the UGLY ASS BLUE BUTTON because it won't work. As a token of appreciation here is:1 Male stripper. " In closing. That message would be more to my liking and I am sure EVEryone feels the same. Thank you, and wish FAWLTY7 a happy bday from me as well since it's kinda ironic that his bday is on the same day that EVE didn't fuel their poses. Sincerely, The fat dude that hates the blue button, loves Taylor Swift, watches midget porn, and asks not to be judged.
Sincerely,
tl:dr |
Mazalan Erata
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:54:09 -
[1782] - Quote
So again, arrived at next game after leaving earlier games for lag, disconnections and ever during updates.
Got me started for 3 months, and payed nicely to end up with another game that has no intrest in letting players
play their game, while they figure out where they ****** up with the update.
Honestly, I suppose it is my own fault for thinking that after spending so much money with the many thousands or
millions in which we play these games, and buying extra credits on a weekly basis for getting just a little more
ahead then others, that some of that money would be spend in creating a redundant server setup, where when
someone fucks up, you don't bother the players for hours of game time, because you ****** up installing a update.
Where has the game world gone, when fucks ups are more important then the users that keep games like this
running by paying for things that (in this case) might breakdown.
Oooohhh my god, 6 hours of downtime??? Your hosting an online game...
If it ain't broken, don't try to fix it, if it is broken, (THEN WHY HAVEN'T YOU FIXED IT YET)... |
dev0n
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Snuffed Out
26
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:54:11 -
[1783] - Quote
oh no... EEEEVVVVEEEE... EVE GOT GANKED! |
Zor Shimaya
30plus
Fidelas Constans
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:54:16 -
[1784] - Quote
CCP wants to start everyone in fuzzysov equal, we want to get the systems indexes down from their max to lets say 4 or less so everyone can have fun attacking each other and bringing the indexes back up, good luck to all. |
Mylena Kare
Space Warriors Alliance
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:54:22 -
[1785] - Quote
May this thread be with you. Live long and prosper. Na no na no. |
Dok Regyri
DoctorOzz
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:54:28 -
[1786] - Quote
as always FAIL |
Bierat
Risen from Ashes
Dark Crusade
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:54:32 -
[1787] - Quote
Ccplease just do a rollback |
Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated
Fidelas Constans
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:54:36 -
[1788] - Quote
If someone can find that welcome to EVE Gifs where it shows over 20 giffs and post on here to i can read it and llaugh that would be great
http://i.imgur.com/SimYzki.gif |
Kuronaga
Fatal Absolution
Negative-Feedback
365
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:54:46 -
[1789] - Quote
Gauging by how much time has past since the initial failed startup it can be assumed that by this point some cheesebeard with a massive jawline is probably trying to convince mother brain to come back online through interpretive dance.
And if you think it doesn't work, its probably because you're not helping him. |
Samuel Triptee
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
100
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:54:56 -
[1790] - Quote
Iceland... isolation
Now it makes sense... Can you imagine all us knuckleheads with the ability to knock on CCP's door?
Have You Hugged Your Frigate Today?
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Masdren
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:54:58 -
[1791] - Quote
forget the bloodbath of b-r5rb....this is causing an epic amount of chaos.
<3 it
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hy wanto destroyer
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Snuffed Out
25
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:55:01 -
[1792] - Quote
SUCKS |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
70
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:55:12 -
[1793] - Quote
If i add bad grammar as a rule to the drinking game we could make 110 :P
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Don Palcsi
Vulcan Shipyards
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:55:16 -
[1794] - Quote
I'm starting to think i want play eve.
I'm here from 11:30 UTC continuosly trying to enter the game |
Big Lynx
3360
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:55:17 -
[1795] - Quote
GANK BANGED |
Azunai Celestus
Dragron Riders Inc
Parental Supervision.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:55:17 -
[1796] - Quote
I KNOW what i'll be doing as soon as the server is back up again!! that's right i'll be clicking that station door button, one of three things will happen
a) Walking in Stations is ALIVE!!! ITS ALIVE! (YEAH SURE!)
b)"the station atmosphere has not yet been decontaminated for capsuleer use" ( not that **** again)
c)it's turned into a cuboard where ccp fozzie is hiding (maybe......)
either way does anyone still use their expensive flash in the pan, otherwise known as their quarters...
Good luck CCP that's one hell of a bug (still think a broken entosis link as a redeemable would be fun
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kuri Assene
Yutani Syndicate
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:55:24 -
[1797] - Quote
So now I have no choice but to hang out with my spouse? I think I will just stare at the screen until EvE comes back online. |
Just Another
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:55:35 -
[1798] - Quote
Everett Rockefeller wrote:Hurry CCP we're running out of jokes!
Oh wait I got one big fat joke: CCP Games
Seriously? Off of one technical error that they are working on?
Seriously, go for a walk ... get some sun .... forget to return home.... ever
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Tiberius Auduin
EVE University
Ivy League
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:55:38 -
[1799] - Quote
Good luck CCP. Virtual hug. |
Wingman8701 Boirelle
ReD. Vengance
Circle-Of-Two
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:55:48 -
[1800] - Quote
Silver Gleam wrote:Just a Idea why don't you roll back the patch ....fix the issues with it the repatch at later date and let us at least play while your solving the mess you've made!!!!!!!
Silver this is an interesting concept. I would hope that they have full back ups. Why not roll back to the pre downtime state? It has now been 5 1/2 hours. Surely there is something fundamentally flawed with the new patch. Or is it in fact a mass hardware issue. It would be interesting to understand what type of fault this is.
I run a software business that develops applications and I know how frustrating that this can be, but as my clients state (and we are the clients here) "keep me up to date with all the detail so I can be assured that you are working in the most professional way to solve my problems"
Now getting officially disgruntle but also understand the nuances of software. |
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hy wanto destroyer
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Snuffed Out
25
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:55:49 -
[1801] - Quote
hy wanto destroyer wrote:
Must have been lag petition to CCP for reimburse |
Formidable Omaristos
No.Mercy
Triumvirate.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:55:52 -
[1802] - Quote
Feel sorry for the person who's just found out and starting to read from page 1 :)
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vccv
50
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:56:01 -
[1803] - Quote
Mazalan Erata wrote:So again, arrived at next game after leaving earlier games for lag, disconnections and ever during updates.
Got me started for 3 months, and payed nicely to end up with another game that has no intrest in letting players
play their game, while they figure out where they ****** up with the update.
Honestly, I suppose it is my own fault for thinking that after spending so much money with the many thousands or
millions in which we play these games, and buying extra credits on a weekly basis for getting just a little more
ahead then others, that some of that money would be spend in creating a redundant server setup, where when
someone fucks up, you don't bother the players for hours of game time, because you ****** up installing a update.
Where has the game world gone, when fucks ups are more important then the users that keep games like this
running by paying for things that (in this case) might breakdown.
Oooohhh my god, 6 hours of downtime??? Your hosting an online game...
If it ain't broken, don't try to fix it, if it is broken, (THEN WHY HAVEN'T YOU FIXED IT YET)...
Lay off the bong.
|
Leeloo Killik
BAND of MAGNUS
THE R0NIN
69
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:56:11 -
[1804] - Quote
Overtime bonus boyz! |
Chinwe Rhei
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
112
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:56:12 -
[1805] - Quote
Geez CCP, if it isn't working, just wipe the database, reinstall the server and we'll all start from scratch again. |
Samuel Triptee
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
100
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:56:27 -
[1806] - Quote
Mazalan Erata wrote:So again, arrived at next game after leaving earlier games for lag, disconnections and ever during updates.
Got me started for 3 months, and payed nicely to end up with another game that has no intrest in letting players
play their game, while they figure out where they ****** up with the update.
Honestly, I suppose it is my own fault for thinking that after spending so much money with the many thousands or
millions in which we play these games, and buying extra credits on a weekly basis for getting just a little more
ahead then others, that some of that money would be spend in creating a redundant server setup, where when
someone fucks up, you don't bother the players for hours of game time, because you ****** up installing a update.
Where has the game world gone, when fucks ups are more important then the users that keep games like this
running by paying for things that (in this case) might breakdown.
Oooohhh my god, 6 hours of downtime??? Your hosting an online game...
If it ain't broken, don't try to fix it, if it is broken, (THEN WHY HAVEN'T YOU FIXED IT YET)...
Keep me in mind when you're trying to figure out what to do with your stuff.
Have You Hugged Your Frigate Today?
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Tatsujin Kagaku
Dussault Enterprises
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:56:35 -
[1807] - Quote
So south africans....
We have load shedding tonight. Guess what happens the moment the servers come online. Eishkom!
Stage 2 already. :-D
**edit**
Those not in south africa, This is NOT a rude post...
http://loadshedding.eskom.co.za/ |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:56:37 -
[1808] - Quote
Mazalan Erata wrote:So again, arrived at next game after leaving earlier games for lag, disconnections and ever during updates.
Got me started for 3 months, and payed nicely to end up with another game that has no intrest in letting players
play their game, while they figure out where they ****** up with the update.
Honestly, I suppose it is my own fault for thinking that after spending so much money with the many thousands or
millions in which we play these games, and buying extra credits on a weekly basis for getting just a little more
ahead then others, that some of that money would be spend in creating a redundant server setup, where when
someone fucks up, you don't bother the players for hours of game time, because you ****** up installing a update.
Where has the game world gone, when fucks ups are more important then the users that keep games like this
running by paying for things that (in this case) might breakdown.
Oooohhh my god, 6 hours of downtime??? Your hosting an online game...
If it ain't broken, don't try to fix it, if it is broken, (THEN WHY HAVEN'T YOU FIXED IT YET)...
Oh...well said! DRINK! |
Daksa Crendraven
Imperial Guardians
Executive Outcomes
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:56:46 -
[1809] - Quote
Share some info!
At least we could help!
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KenFlorian
Jednota Inc
22
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:56:58 -
[1810] - Quote
Okay. Now I'm starting to get REALLY pissed.
I cannot read that fast.
Folks, please slow down. Maybe 2 posts per millisecond.
Give an industrialist a break. |
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beaconBoy SavesTheDay
Galactic Hauling Solutions Inc.
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:57:07 -
[1811] - Quote
The half hour updates are a big improvement from prior outages even if they don't show much progress.
Sometimes I wish the developers understood that when there's an outage it's like to having an audience waiting in an auditorium. They may boo you when you get up on stage to tell them the show isn't ready to start, however these same people are still appreciative about not being kept in the dark for long periods of time. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:57:10 -
[1812] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:If i add bad grammar as a rule to the drinking game we could make 110 :P
I think we would also die. (I'm still alive! I took the time to be productive and ****...) |
Statfar Novi
Core Collapse Inc
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:57:17 -
[1813] - Quote
Yeh I'm sure the backup ran fine last night.. |
Anke Eyrou
Hades Sisters
55
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:57:27 -
[1814] - Quote
Any guess how many pages this thread will get to, before the servers are back up?
I reckon 245 pages.
I expect to get this post deleted or locked. So much for freedom of expression.
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Ida Aurlien
Cerberus Federation Industrial Division
Gentlemen's.Parlor
65
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:57:27 -
[1815] - Quote
Wonder if they will stay for overtime ......their workday almost done |
Destoth La'Rakian
Ultima Unitatis
No Points Necessary
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:57:30 -
[1816] - Quote
No Wrys, some times one must wait on Greatness. Best year yet keep the change comin guys.
an have you checked to see if its plugged in?
Pirate crew recruiting https://zkillboard.com/corporation/98221880/
convo me our drop a mail |
Aurelius Exodus
Pride and Glory
H0N0UR
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:57:30 -
[1817] - Quote
Can we have an update please?
And any sign of fozzie?
Wait, I found fozzie, nvm no I didnt.
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/54/546f89879a0f633a2d03429ee4362c814f04c634280dddcdea2d3d849eb8c603.jpg |
Zero Eclipse
Revolver Inc.
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:57:36 -
[1818] - Quote
100 pages. make it happen |
aPoQ
Marzipan Meerkat Flying Circus
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:57:43 -
[1819] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Spcius Patrouette wrote:Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.
If it were obvious a roll back would have been performed by now. The dude made a valid statement, one which in any other production environment would have happened to mitigate extended downtime, which you well and truly have driven head long into.
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Deck Cadelanne
Exigent Circumstances
CAStabouts
153
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:57:45 -
[1820] - Quote
My Xbox still works! Excellent! It may finally be time to finish that Operation Flashpoint: Red River game on hard mode.
Later peeps!
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."
- Hunter S. Thompson
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Arithron
107th Suicide Kings
Nihilists Social Club
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:57:45 -
[1821] - Quote
vccv wrote:Mazalan Erata wrote:So again, arrived at next game after leaving earlier games for lag, disconnections and ever during updates.
Got me started for 3 months, and payed nicely to end up with another game that has no intrest in letting players
play their game, while they figure out where they ****** up with the update.
Honestly, I suppose it is my own fault for thinking that after spending so much money with the many thousands or
millions in which we play these games, and buying extra credits on a weekly basis for getting just a little more
ahead then others, that some of that money would be spend in creating a redundant server setup, where when
someone fucks up, you don't bother the players for hours of game time, because you ****** up installing a update.
Where has the game world gone, when fucks ups are more important then the users that keep games like this
running by paying for things that (in this case) might breakdown.
Oooohhh my god, 6 hours of downtime??? Your hosting an online game...
If it ain't broken, don't try to fix it, if it is broken, (THEN WHY HAVEN'T YOU FIXED IT YET)... Lay off the bong.
Angry spaceman...prolly a station camper.
Extra credits to get ahead...how do I earn them? |
hy wanto destroyer
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Snuffed Out
25
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:57:53 -
[1822] - Quote
1v1 me |
handige harrie
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
322
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:57:56 -
[1823] - Quote
I've found an improved SOV tutorial video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L5DMVWP0AM
Baddest poster ever
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NightmareX
Lakagigar
642
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:57:56 -
[1824] - Quote
And while you are waiting, then have a look at this cute cats : https://scontent-ams2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t31.0-8/11722535_1132075473473463_3765771042733730534_o.jpg
Yeah, you should probably take a nap aswell now when you can.
Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:
1: Asteroid Madness
2: Clash of the Empires
3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama
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Irie Alixyar
Sh0ts F1red
Separatists
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:57:57 -
[1825] - Quote
bs:yr |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
70
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:58:13 -
[1826] - Quote
Krantwak Pino wrote:If someone can find that welcome to EVE Gifs where it shows over 20 giffs and post on here to i can read it and llaugh that would be great http://i.imgur.com/SimYzki.gif
all i have is this live feed from ccp.... sorry :(
http://static.gifland.us/files/2014/02/18/gifs_22.gif |
Neftaran
Dread Guard
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:58:19 -
[1827] - Quote
This is as disappointing as Amazons prime sale. |
Faenir Antollare
The Idiot Kings
Get Off My Lawn
383
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:58:19 -
[1828] - Quote
Setting destination to OUTSIDE!!!
Super time share the couch with the kids but I`m going to the pub instead.
RiP BooBoo
26/7/1971 - 23/7/2014
My Lady My Love My Life My Wife
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Cpt JamesKirk
Time and all Eternity
DeepSpace.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:58:22 -
[1829] - Quote
Fix it Fix it Fix it Fix it Fix it Fix it Fix it Fix it Fix it Fix it Fix it
http://www.bbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/1.60262_image.jpeg |
Staven Weyoun
Orion Trade Syndicate
Holed Up
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:58:31 -
[1830] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
13:00 UTC - ok something went wrong
13:30 UTC - still don't know what happened
13:37 UTC - ok that didn't work
14:00 UTC - wtf did we do
14:30 UTC - let's try unplugging this cord and plug it into a different socket
15:00 UTC - **** that didn't work either
15:30 UTC - idk could be anything
16:00 UTC - time for a nap
eve online is offline
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Samuel Triptee
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
100
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:58:36 -
[1831] - Quote
Anke Eyrou wrote:Any guess how many pages this thread will get to, before the servers are back up?
I reckon 245 pages.
My ISK is on 327 pages
Have You Hugged Your Frigate Today?
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Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:58:44 -
[1832] - Quote
KenFlorian wrote:Okay. Now I'm starting to get REALLY pissed.
I cannot read that fast.
Folks, please slow down. Maybe 2 posts per millisecond.
Give an industrialist a break.
Recap: it does work!
The End
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Sonia Vess
WARP Mechanics
Fidelas Constans
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:58:48 -
[1833] - Quote
-ô-+-ü-+-+-¦-+ -¦-+-¦-¦-+-ü-+-+-¦-+ -É-+-¦-Ç-+-¦-â -+ -Ç-¦-+-Ç-¦-¦-+-¦ CCP!
-£-ï -¦-ü-¦ -â-+-Ç-¦-+! |
Ima Wreckyou
The Conference Elite
CODE.
1319
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:58:51 -
[1834] - Quote
Honey I am home! What's going on here?
the Code ALWAYS wins
Elite PvPer, #74 in 2014
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Larn Conner
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:58:51 -
[1835] - Quote
Anke Eyrou wrote:Any guess how many pages this thread will get to, before the servers are back up?
I reckon 245 pages.
There was already I don't know how many pages and they deleted them, then restarted the thread. |
GodMonk II
The Dingus Coalition
Gatekeepers Universe
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:58:51 -
[1836] - Quote
A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me.
Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men.
In fact, She sleeps with anybody who asks her
! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?"
"Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down.
Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?" |
Arthur Hellsing
Black Fox Marauders
Spaceship Bebop
20
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:58:52 -
[1837] - Quote
CCP DEV Team: http://i.imgur.com/yxQaipc.jpg
We love you. |
dev0n
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Snuffed Out
26
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:59:01 -
[1838] - Quote
DUDES.. CALM DOWN.. I GOT THIS!! ANCHOR UP!!! STAAAAY COOOL! |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
70
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:59:02 -
[1839] - Quote
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Mazalan Erata wrote:So again, arrived at next game after leaving earlier games for lag, disconnections and ever during updates.
Got me started for 3 months, and payed nicely to end up with another game that has no intrest in letting players
play their game, while they figure out where they ****** up with the update.
Honestly, I suppose it is my own fault for thinking that after spending so much money with the many thousands or
millions in which we play these games, and buying extra credits on a weekly basis for getting just a little more
ahead then others, that some of that money would be spend in creating a redundant server setup, where when
someone fucks up, you don't bother the players for hours of game time, because you ****** up installing a update.
Where has the game world gone, when fucks ups are more important then the users that keep games like this
running by paying for things that (in this case) might breakdown.
Oooohhh my god, 6 hours of downtime??? Your hosting an online game...
If it ain't broken, don't try to fix it, if it is broken, (THEN WHY HAVEN'T YOU FIXED IT YET)... Oh...well said! DRINK!
<3 |
Gib Onzo
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:59:09 -
[1840] - Quote
can you imagine if they lost everyone's data. |
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Almethea
Trans Stellar Express
199
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:59:19 -
[1841] - Quote
still offline, you can try : qumi qumi
Keeping active account just to shitpost
there's so many thing to fix in eve.... and they fix forum ! GJ! but ok i like it !
CCP Fozzie : AFK cloaking, however, is an entirely social form of power
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Hamasaki Cross
Imperial Dreams
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 16:59:30 -
[1842] - Quote
So the Russians finally went through with one of their bombing runs over the UK in response to the new sov rules? |
Orob Ninebands
Multiplex Gaming
The Bastion
32
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:59:31 -
[1843] - Quote
Mazalan Erata wrote:So again, arrived at next game after leaving earlier games for lag, disconnections and ever during updates.
Got me started for 3 months, and payed nicely to end up with another game that has no intrest in letting players
play their game, while they figure out where they ****** up with the update.
Honestly, I suppose it is my own fault for thinking that after spending so much money with the many thousands or
millions in which we play these games, and buying extra credits on a weekly basis for getting just a little more
ahead then others, that some of that money would be spend in creating a redundant server setup, where when
someone fucks up, you don't bother the players for hours of game time, because you ****** up installing a update.
Where has the game world gone, when fucks ups are more important then the users that keep games like this
running by paying for things that (in this case) might breakdown.
Oooohhh my god, 6 hours of downtime??? Your hosting an online game...
If it ain't broken, don't try to fix it, if it is broken, (THEN WHY HAVEN'T YOU FIXED IT YET)...
Dude. STFU. |
Faustus Kraemar
Ixian Machines
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:59:32 -
[1844] - Quote
6 hours. The Drifters ganked the servers didn't they? |
Aporro
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 16:59:54 -
[1845] - Quote
CCP, did you forget to place a comma or a semicolon somewhere in your million lined code?! |
Silent Cyborg
ISW Space Guild
Phoebe Freeport Republic
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:00:05 -
[1846] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:
]
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
[/b]
16:30 UTC - no update I am on a smoke brake
17:00 UTC - no update constipated gone to the loo with pencil to try and work it out |
Everett Rockefeller
Icendus Corux
Quam'Nocent
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:00:09 -
[1847] - Quote
Just Another wrote:Everett Rockefeller wrote:Hurry CCP we're running out of jokes!
Oh wait I got one big fat joke: CCP Games Seriously? Off of one technical error that they are working on? Seriously, go for a walk ... get some sun .... forget to return home.... ever
I'm sorry but ths idiot clearly don't get jokes. |
Sagnon
Greysno
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:00:10 -
[1848] - Quote
This is really a test to see how many players have a Life.
So how bout it??
Got a life?
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Zork100
Irata III Trek Alliance
Nerfed Alliance Go Away
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:00:14 -
[1849] - Quote
"Superman" is actually a fictionalized account of Chuck Norris's life. Kryptonite is the fiction. |
Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated
Fidelas Constans
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:00:14 -
[1850] - Quote
Dumb Ways To Die Eve Parody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2fyO4uKkxo |
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Samuel Triptee
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
100
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:00:22 -
[1851] - Quote
Gib Onzo wrote:can you imagine if they lost everyone's data.
that's just crazy talk... hehehe
Have You Hugged Your Frigate Today?
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
70
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:00:30 -
[1852] - Quote
Ima Wreckyou wrote:Honey I am home! What's going on here?
Aww :)
Hello, you used to try and gank my alt.
I thought you quit... glad to see you back! |
Dronicus Heluene
Edgeworld Mining and Manufacturing
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:00:34 -
[1853] - Quote
I work with enterprise servers for my day job. Let me tell you that it is hell when this type of stuff happens - especially after a major deployment to production. Nobody wants it, so I hope everyone is patient. Keep it up CCP! Take your time on this one. No need to rush. |
Minuin
Solar Engineering
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:00:37 -
[1854] - Quote
No one have to look for the mockery, if they has the damage. :-)
For months i could play and there were no problems with the games.
Keep your nerves and do your best.
But CCP has a thing or gift, for the patience ot fhe players, then i will not say no. :-) |
Lowjack Tzetsu
Astrocomical
Warped Intentions
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:00:38 -
[1855] - Quote
Dumb question here from Captain Obvious.
Has anyone tried to roll back the server to the last good update performed on the game? At least that way the servers come up, and you guys get to go to sleep for the night and come back tomorrow. |
hy wanto destroyer
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Snuffed Out
25
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:00:43 -
[1856] - Quote
I LOVE YOU ARTHUR |
Petra Hakaari
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
133
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:00:51 -
[1857] - Quote
HODOOOOOOOR
Because tities .
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Steijn
Quay Industries
989
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:00:57 -
[1858] - Quote
I officially no longer give a fck..............................PUB TIME!!!!!!!
Catch you all later on page 287 |
Sensei2630 Chakaid
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:01:03 -
[1859] - Quote
Cmon CCP, get moving.
Actually I don't care when they fix it. I'd rather have them make it impossible to happen again. In my old trade (programmer), we had a TEST server where we would catch FUCKUPS like this one......... |
Bester Lamont
Sanford and Drones Mining Ltd.
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:01:08 -
[1860] - Quote
So, how is this downtime affecting my mining bots? Are they all still running or...? |
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Jones Quin
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:01:19 -
[1861] - Quote
Still on going!!!!!! |
xvdfhn
Crepuscular DS
W.A.S. Alliance - Weapons Armor or Shield
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:01:21 -
[1862] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxZDXUmGGsU
nuff said |
Orob Ninebands
Multiplex Gaming
The Bastion
32
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:01:22 -
[1863] - Quote
Silent Cyborg wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:
]
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
[/b]
16:30 UTC - no update I am on a smoke brake 17:00 UTC - no update constipated gone to the too with pencil to try and work it out
Smoke BREAK. FFS... |
ViRiii
0utcasts
Targeted Aggression.
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:01:31 -
[1864] - Quote
do we get a gift when the server comes back up that would be great i vote for an avatar for everyone in eve |
Starbuck05
Pretty Hate Machine.
Symmetric Symbiosis
266
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:01:36 -
[1865] - Quote
ITS OK !!
I BATPHONED CHUCK NORRIS , he'll get to iceland soon with his banhammer and fix CCP's computors in a jiffy
-á- I am the commanding officer , u should adress me as sir !
-á- But if i call u sir , what would i call your wife then ??
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Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:01:41 -
[1866] - Quote
Aporro wrote:CCP, did you forget to place a comma or a semicolon somewhere in your million lined code?!
"Dude. Isn't that supposed to be a backslash?"
Last words spoken before servers are restored. |
Akrasjel Lanate
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
1791
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:01:44 -
[1867] - Quote
This is going to be a long day... and night maby
Akrasjel Lanate
Member of Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
Citizen of Solitude
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Neville Smit
Metro Trucking and Trade
Ad-Astra
47
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:01:52 -
[1868] - Quote
Let's see how many pages we can get this thread before the servers get back online! I'll bet we can get to 200 pages, at least! Come on, EVE Online community - let's make this the longest thread ever! You can do it! I BELIEVE IN YOU.
I am an unapologetic fan of EVE Online. My blog: http://nevillesmit.com/ - My Twitter: https://twitter.com/NevilleSmit
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Alexander Kaan
Kaan's Cultural Enrichment
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:02:00 -
[1869] - Quote
Tranquillity? Forget about it :D |
Misha Tokila
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:02:14 -
[1870] - Quote
Law Enforcement wrote:What about us new players with cerebal accelerators, my character time is ticking away, will we be compensated with SP for those missing hrs, as that is a huge chunk of sp im missing from this downtime?
will we all be compensated in some shape or form due to this?
If you have skills in the queue, you won't be loosing any skill points. CCP will see to that. When you have a game as big and as complex as EvE, things are bound to happen. The last several months (longer than a year in fact), the server had an uptime of 100% (excluding the scheduled downtime course). According to statistics, the longer the success, the more likely there will be a failure. This is that failure.
The server is basically a warehouse filled with racks and racks of computers all interconnected on a network. In other words, the game server is a parallel processing, clustered supercomputer. Each node consists of several computers, with each one probably being a quad processor machine with 16 cores per processor with 128GB ram, and probably one or more of those Nvidia GPU cards which can push out 4 TFlops in single precision floating point math being used as coprocessors. So yes, the server is huge and complicated. Just be patient people. CCP knows what they are doing.
Besides, I think it was a coding error the patch that screwed everything up.
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Astro Agnon
Synapse.
Empyreus
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:02:21 -
[1871] - Quote
I would be up for a rollback :)
Lost an Ishtar just before DT, lol. If that battle never took place, lol |
Conrad Cadelanne
MasTek
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:02:22 -
[1872] - Quote
Chinwe Rhei wrote:Geez CCP, if it isn't working, just wipe the database, reinstall the server and we'll all start from scratch again.
then give all the people who bought plex all the plex they bought since they started the game |
Ted Rockson
eXtreme Co
Solyaris Chtonium
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:02:30 -
[1873] - Quote
So wheres the backup fail over cluster |
Morpheus79
Dedicated and Dangerous
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:02:33 -
[1874] - Quote
Sooo when are we getting a new update about the '' 30 min downtime'' ? |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
70
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:02:37 -
[1875] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:If i add bad grammar as a rule to the drinking game we could make 110 :P
I think we would also die. (I'm still alive! I took the time to be productive and ****...)
"productive" you say... what is this strange word?
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XOS Psymon
eXceed Inc.
Triumvirate.
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:02:43 -
[1876] - Quote
MinoriF wrote:Reactivated account just today after 8 months inactive --__--
This is entierly YOUR FAULT! YOUR FAULT!
@CCP Falcon - Reverse snapshot :D |
JackMarston
B R I M E R
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:02:44 -
[1877] - Quote
a man must be allowed to login,or else the whisky will get the upper hand on him.......... |
Grinder2210
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
43
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:02:45 -
[1878] - Quote
Jones Quin wrote:Still on going!!!!!!
This will keep going till the server is back online ... than ev1 will post yeaaaa etc and the threed will die |
Kyred Saken
High Fortunes Investment Group
Bloodline.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:03:15 -
[1879] - Quote
I called in sick to work for this!!!
really, I couldn't care less about downtime being extended as long as the fix isn't a Band-Aid.
No sp, isk, or item compensations.. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
70
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:03:26 -
[1880] - Quote
Morpheus79 wrote:Sooo when are we getting a new update about the '' 30 min downtime'' ?
in 30 minutes :P |
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Tengu Skunkworks
T3 Aerospace Industries
35
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:03:33 -
[1881] - Quote
COME ON. LETS MAKE THIS 100 |
John Lawyer
Legio X Latro
Villore Accords
86
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:03:35 -
[1882] - Quote
Gib Onzo wrote:can you imagine if they lost everyone's data.
I would gladly redistribute my SP if possible :) |
Melissa Redoran
Economic Services
21
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:03:37 -
[1883] - Quote
ok this might be offtopic but after reading page after page i wonder what will happen if CCP charges some isk as a fee for posting on the forum.
Maybe dynamically adjustet by charactercount.
This could be an amazing isk sing |
Nolen Hekki
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:03:46 -
[1884] - Quote
it's been 5 hours now |
Dan Grecuu
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:03:46 -
[1885] - Quote
Just one idea , make a copy of server check update there and after that update online server :-? |
Electrique Wizard
Mutually Lucrative Business Proposals
407
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:03:47 -
[1886] - Quote
I bet git blame shows a commit "yolo" somewhere
I am the Zodiac, I am the stars,
You are the sorceress, my priestess of Mars,
Queen of the night, swathed in satin black,
Your ivory flesh upon my torture rack.
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Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:03:47 -
[1887] - Quote
Tranquility (Unknown)
Fitting description for my life. |
Walter Islands
Ubik Corporation
Vox Populi.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:03:54 -
[1888] - Quote
today is teetotal day?pÇÇ |
Rhaegal
Swamphole Inc.
Swamphole
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:04:06 -
[1889] - Quote
Days like today
Why CCP gave us long skill queues
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Alicia Star-Runner
Expansive Mining and Industral Engineering
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:04:12 -
[1890] - Quote
Sagnon wrote:This is really a test to see how many players have a Life. So how bout it?? Got a life?
Clearly you don't. XD |
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Tiberius Auduin
EVE University
Ivy League
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:04:15 -
[1891] - Quote
JackMarston sent Gé¼10.000 and got back Gé¼20.000 !!! congrats |
Hogeron Amelan
Marquie-X.
Ev0ke
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:04:27 -
[1892] - Quote
now I know where all those Jita local spammers have gone after seeing over 90 !!!! Pages of whine about a simple fact of live: **** Happenz! |
Dr. Dice
Aurum-Sol
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:04:28 -
[1893] - Quote
Sweet love of god I need my fix damnit! GET ME BACK IN SPACE! |
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:04:31 -
[1894] - Quote
Wingman8701 Boirelle wrote:Silver Gleam wrote:Just a Idea why don't you roll back the patch ....fix the issues with it the repatch at later date and let us at least play while your solving the mess you've made!!!!!!! Silver this is an interesting concept. I would hope that they have full back ups. Why not roll back to the pre downtime state? It has now been 5 1/2 hours. Surely there is something fundamentally flawed with the new patch. Or is it in fact a mass hardware issue. It would be interesting to understand what type of fault this is. I run a software business that develops applications and I know how frustrating that this can be, but as my clients state (and we are the clients here) "keep me up to date with all the detail so I can be assured that you are working in the most professional way to solve my problems" Now getting officially disgruntle but also understand the nuances of software.
Obviously few of you have any patience.... Did it ever occur to you that maybe they are placing everyone from null back in Empire so they have to retake all of null? Let the land rush begin.
So something fouled up.... BIG DEAL. They always compensate you in some way when thing like this happen. Even if they give you nothing just look at all the entertainment you have had here on the forum. |
Callum Ijonen
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:04:40 -
[1895] - Quote
"30 minutes downtime guys."
6 hours later... |
Misha Tokila
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
17
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:04:48 -
[1896] - Quote
Come on threadnaught.
Come on threadnaught.
Come on threadnaught.
Come on.....
......
|
NightmareX
Lakagigar
642
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:04:58 -
[1897] - Quote
I think this is CCP in the server room now : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUfS_2UGftg
Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:
1: Asteroid Madness
2: Clash of the Empires
3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama
|
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:05:08 -
[1898] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:If i add bad grammar as a rule to the drinking game we could make 110 :P
I think we would also die. (I'm still alive! I took the time to be productive and ****...) "productive" you say... what is this strange word?
It's something people supposedly do when they don't drink. I know... it's weird... why would anyone want to ever not drink. |
vccv
50
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:05:08 -
[1899] - Quote
I'm off to go have a Reuben on Rye at my favorite deli, then taking the dog out.. he is happy about this downtime to say the least!
Hang in there space people. |
Essosi Ohu
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:05:14 -
[1900] - Quote
First ever post, just to get it to 100 hundred pages. |
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Daksa Crendraven
Imperial Guardians
Executive Outcomes
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:05:15 -
[1901] - Quote
Ok.. im going to dinner now.. guess ill have to pass the evening in real-life :) |
Azahar Ortenegro
Astromechanica Maxima
Astromechanica Federatis
48
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:05:19 -
[1902] - Quote
Do it like a pro, play EVE in real life. |
Chromie Gaterau
OMFGWTF Unlimited
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:05:29 -
[1903] - Quote
I am just so thankful I am not stuck at a gate in Abudban for hours on end again.....has anyone seen the shirts from the gift for plex donations yet? Wondering what they look like. |
Angelica Dreamstar
Miner's House of ill repute
955
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:05:31 -
[1904] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
STOP YELLING ALREADY, WE GET THE MESSAGE!
TSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Imustbecomfused
Out of Focus
Odin's Call
54
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:05:31 -
[1905] - Quote
curious, how long do we have to wait to get 2 million skillpoint awarded to us? :P
|
Mazalan Erata
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:05:33 -
[1906] - Quote
vccv wrote:Mazalan Erata wrote:So again, arrived at next game after leaving earlier games for lag, disconnections and ever during updates.
Got me started for 3 months, and payed nicely to end up with another game that has no intrest in letting players
play their game, while they figure out where they ****** up with the update.
Honestly, I suppose it is my own fault for thinking that after spending so much money with the many thousands or
millions in which we play these games, and buying extra credits on a weekly basis for getting just a little more
ahead then others, that some of that money would be spend in creating a redundant server setup, where when
someone fucks up, you don't bother the players for hours of game time, because you ****** up installing a update.
Where has the game world gone, when fucks ups are more important then the users that keep games like this
running by paying for things that (in this case) might breakdown.
Oooohhh my god, 6 hours of downtime??? Your hosting an online game...
If it ain't broken, don't try to fix it, if it is broken, (THEN WHY HAVEN'T YOU FIXED IT YET)... Lay off the bong.
You should end up smoking better ****. Where I come from, a bong sets you back hours... Real Amsterdam ****...
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DracoVella
BlackListed
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:05:36 -
[1907] - Quote
Blacklisted |
JackMarston
B R I M E R
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:05:36 -
[1908] - Quote
Tiberius Auduin wrote:JackMarston sent Gé¼10.000 and got back Gé¼20.000 !!! congrats
sweet :)) |
ERIS LUCAN
State Protectorate
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:05:43 -
[1909] - Quote
ppl jamming ,even nothing they can do ,good or not good intresting .
waiting know what i know,want time back.
Happy Day* |
Wayne Caderu
Disciples of Aphrodite
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:05:45 -
[1910] - Quote
Come on! Keep whining! Keep trolling! We can make 100! |
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Marsalkka Mannerheim
Marskin Nyrkki
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:05:48 -
[1911] - Quote
Currently being sung at the EVE server room: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp8hvyjZWHs |
Christopher Nolm
EVE University
Ivy League
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:05:48 -
[1912] - Quote
I feel for CCP. I've had days when things have gone catastrophic... Looks like everyone will be on overtime! |
hy wanto destroyer
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Snuffed Out
28
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:05:49 -
[1913] - Quote
Rollback server PLS Devon spent hours putting up pos mods |
Nortion Adoulin
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:05:52 -
[1914] - Quote
I am Sorry Dave I cannot let you restart the server!
The contuned safety and success of this game would be jepodised buy your interference.
What are you doing with my memory files
DAISY DAISY GIVE ME YOUR ANSWER TRUE !! |
Bester Lamont
Sanford and Drones Mining Ltd.
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:05:53 -
[1915] - Quote
17:00 UTC - A FURTHER STARTUP FAILED. WE"RE ALL PRETTY TIRED. GONNA CALL IT A DAY. JEFF SAID HE"D COME IN EARLY TOMORROW AND TRY TO RESTART IT AGAIN. |
Grinder2210
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
43
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:05:54 -
[1916] - Quote
Melissa Redoran wrote:ok this might be offtopic but after reading page after page i wonder what will happen if CCP charges some isk as a fee for posting on the forum. Maybe dynamically adjustet by charactercount. This could be an amazing isk sink
What will happen ... Nothing it would have to be a large outlandish sum of isk to have any effect ... Say 100m a post hehe
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DJ Dunewolf
Eve Radio Corporation
Eve Radio Alliance
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:05:55 -
[1917] - Quote
Ok still playing the musics to sooth the savage beasts (or at least give yeh something to listen to)
at http://eve-radio.com/
I'm taking requests via IRC, so if you wish to request something join us in irc.coldfront.net channel #eve-radio
Or use the java client http://eve-radio.com/community/chat
Just a little technical difficulties (currently playing)
Shout out to all the listeners on the forums!
<3
Dunewolf |
Adan Allies
EVE University
Ivy League
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:06:05 -
[1918] - Quote
CCP, I just got done last night with 16 hours of screaming at a set of servers to get them working, I feel your pain and good luck.
Unfortunately for me, once I did that I was able to get today free for playing eve. It would appear the bugs are now stalking me from server system to server system... |
Sensei2630 Chakaid
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:06:10 -
[1919] - Quote
Sensei2630 Chakaid wrote:Cmon CCP, get moving.
Actually I don't care when they fix it. I'd rather have them make it impossible to happen again. In my old trade (programmer), we had a TEST server where we would catch FUCKUPS like this one.........
And today my alt char got this email:
"We hope youGÇÖre enjoying your new journey in EVE Online. To help you get the most out of your trial, we've recently created a new player resources blog, stacked with everything you need to hit the ground running. When you're ready to upgrade from a trial, we've got an even better surprise for you.
Subscribe today for as low as 8.33 a month* and get great in-game items with your upgrade."
They GOT TO BE JOKING!!!!! |
Samuel Triptee
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
100
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:06:22 -
[1920] - Quote
Melissa Redoran wrote:ok this might be offtopic but after reading page after page i wonder what will happen if CCP charges some isk as a fee for posting on the forum. Maybe dynamically adjustet by charactercount. This could be an amazing isk sink
More crazy talk
Have You Hugged Your Frigate Today?
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Orca Platypus
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
29
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:06:26 -
[1921] - Quote
MinoriF wrote:Reactivated account just today after 8 months inactive --__--
What, not all goon pets quit yet?
Wait, CCP is one of them.
Guess not then. |
Hizeki
Knights of Azrael
Circle-Of-Two
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:06:27 -
[1922] - Quote
any word on when the servers will go back up? |
Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
32
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:06:30 -
[1923] - Quote
Tiberius Auduin wrote:JackMarston sent Gé¼10.000 and got back Gé¼20.000 !!! congrats
Scammer. I send him 1 million euros and got nothing back. Don't trust this jerk! |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:06:34 -
[1924] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:If i add bad grammar as a rule to the drinking game we could make 110 :P
I think we would also die. (I'm still alive! I took the time to be productive and ****...) "productive" you say... what is this strange word? It's something people supposedly do when they don't drink. I know... it's weird... why would anyone want to ever not drink.
Actually, drinking makes one's liver very productive...even over-worked. |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:06:41 -
[1925] - Quote
Need more remote reps on Tranq guyz |
Zia Revan
Arkenstone Mining Inc
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:06:45 -
[1926] - Quote
Bumping for numbers !!! |
Aelle Vane
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:06:45 -
[1927] - Quote
I Demand compensation for the hours i have missed... A Plex would be nice ;).
Jokes aside........... I'd rather they fixed the problem completely then rush it and cause more problems :). |
Great Spirit
Estonian Ghosts
Aureus Alae
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:06:45 -
[1928] - Quote
Do you're trying to upgrade Pluto picture in eve space? |
JS Enforcer
Mythic Inc
Gentlemen's.Parlor
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:06:50 -
[1929] - Quote
Gib Onzo wrote:can you imagine if they lost everyone's data.
well I had 200mil sp if they did lol |
Tobias Acuerdo
Lone Star Liquidations Llc
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:06:57 -
[1930] - Quote
I seem to recall this happening in a Dr. Who episode! This is the Hour! |
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Ida Aurlien
Cerberus Federation Industrial Division
Gentlemen's.Parlor
65
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:06:58 -
[1931] - Quote
was the end of business day all left till tomarrow |
Elah'n'matir
Evolved Thought Patterns
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:07:17 -
[1932] - Quote
So right before the dt I had 2 sites escalate to 5/10 (one in lowsec and one in high), the first 5/10 I would ever run and I got ready to run the highsec one after the dt (if I would have known I would not be able to run it after I would have tried to do it before).
This bloody sucks. |
Brunor Reedan
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:07:40 -
[1933] - Quote
Holy #$%^, I was laughing on the floor when I saw this.... sooooo true........ AHAHAHAHAH |
Lady Areola Fappington
2594
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:07:46 -
[1934] - Quote
Wingman8701 Boirelle wrote:
Silver this is an interesting concept. I would hope that they have full back ups. Why not roll back to the pre downtime state? It has now been 5 1/2 hours. Surely there is something fundamentally flawed with the new patch. Or is it in fact a mass hardware issue. It would be interesting to understand what type of fault this is.
I run a software business that develops applications and I know how frustrating that this can be, but as my clients state (and we are the clients here) "keep me up to date with all the detail so I can be assured that you are working in the most professional way to solve my problems"
Now getting officially disgruntle but also understand the nuances of software.
Just to put the "full backup" nonsense to bed.
You run a software company, yes? You're aware of the concept of backup rotation schemes, yes? CCP doesn't do a full backup every time it backs up the system, that'd be amazingly cost prohibitive. It's all incremental.
It's entirely possible that a code change made weeks/months ago is causing a conflict today. The only way to fix something like that, would be to rollback to the point of that code change, and move forward. It's not like they can just grab the backup off the shelf from yesterday and spin it up. It's entirely possible that the last stable backup they can pull might be too old to use.
Just imagine the fits that would be pitched if CCP said "Guys, we got to roll back to 7/1 to find a stable build. Sorry, 15 days are gone. Good luck!
7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY?
No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided.
--Eve New Player Guide
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XOS Psymon
eXceed Inc.
Triumvirate.
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:07:57 -
[1935] - Quote
Kyred Saken wrote:I called in sick to work for this!!!
really, I couldn't care less about downtime being extended as long as the fix isn't a Band-Aid.
No sp, isk, or item compensations..
True in the past, patch day = no play, well nowadays it's "if eve was update, no play today". |
Stefan Silviu
Knowledge is Money - Money is Power
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:08:03 -
[1936] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
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Amarisen Gream
Divine Demise
89
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:08:03 -
[1937] - Quote
Round 3: I now have Pepsi and PIZZA!!! After an hour long walk...
You can do it! CCP Falcon,
please tell Fozzie to stop breaking things... he probably tried to claim SOV on the servers...
xoxo
Amarisen Gream
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
75
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:08:04 -
[1938] - Quote
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:If i add bad grammar as a rule to the drinking game we could make 110 :P
I think we would also die. (I'm still alive! I took the time to be productive and ****...) "productive" you say... what is this strange word? It's something people supposedly do when they don't drink. I know... it's weird... why would anyone want to ever not drink. Actually, drinking makes one's liver very productive...even over-worked.
...and now you made it gross... :(
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Hogeron Amelan
Marquie-X.
Ev0ke
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:08:04 -
[1939] - Quote
Paplink? |
Bear Gilead
Kongsberg Vaapenfabrikk Amarr branch.
Black Legion.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:08:08 -
[1940] - Quote
You are quickly burning up my day off. Feed the hamster, plug the thingy back in, whatever but I need to get back to mining. With PLEX near a billion it takes quite a few roids to PLEX 10 mining accounts. Hurry up.... |
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Don Palcsi
Vulcan Shipyards
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:08:11 -
[1941] - Quote
Anyone know what will happens with Drifters?
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dev0n
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Snuffed Out
28
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:08:13 -
[1942] - Quote
hy wanto destroyer wrote:Rollback server PLS Devon spent hours putting up pos mods
I'll kill myself! |
Embra Talon
EVE University
Ivy League
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:08:17 -
[1943] - Quote
Reading through this topic.. I have to say I am, yet again, very impressed how nice the EVE Community is. I switched over from World of Warcraft and I can not even imagine what those kids would say and do on the forum if something like this happened.
Good job being patient, guys :) |
sakuma shindou
Section 9 SFU
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:08:25 -
[1944] - Quote
i hear people continue to say they mean it's because of the update alone or something like that, but DUST, CREST is also down and Duality and singularity have been periodically down as well during the DT so i kinda feel is not just a code error in tranquility alone |
Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated
Fidelas Constans
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:08:33 -
[1945] - Quote
Aight guys lets have some fun and post some of your favorite Gifs :D
http://i.imgur.com/nHWKT5X.gif |
Jessi Paf
Liu-Hai Industries Ltd
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:08:34 -
[1946] - Quote
http://i.imgur.com/pRJfgXW.gif |
Sandra Secheh
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:08:36 -
[1947] - Quote
time 2 play ??? |
Shanza Shahni
Baria Frontiers.
Stella Nova
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:08:43 -
[1948] - Quote
this sucks for those of us trying to prepare for timers... maybe a roll back to pre fozzi? |
Caboosette
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:08:46 -
[1949] - Quote
Good idea. Tho I'm not quite sure how to mimic cloaking. Any suggestions?
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Kevin Cadelannei
10 Hammers Black Ops Division
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:08:59 -
[1950] - Quote
Is that the sun I see...? |
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Nicolas Utama
Seven Guardians
Equinox Space Technologies
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:09:00 -
[1951] - Quote
Your working environment must be terrible today. |
Conrad Cadelanne
MasTek
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:09:01 -
[1952] - Quote
Aelle Vane wrote:I Demand compensation for the hours i have missed... A Plex would be nice ;).
Jokes aside........... I'd rather they fixed the problem completely then rush it and cause more problems :).
Lets just sing a little song,
99 little bug in the code, 99 little bugs.
Take one down patch it around
127 little bugs in the code!
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Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
32064
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:09:04 -
[1953] - Quote
WE DEMAND HEAD!
err WE DEMAND HEADS!
Help, I can't download EVE
President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub
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Mighty Bk
Castle Bravo
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:09:05 -
[1954] - Quote
Aliens..... |
Arch-Magus Mephisto
Black Scorpions Inc
Fidelas Constans
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:09:09 -
[1955] - Quote
Six hours and counting! Absolutely Epic! |
Ripblade Falconpunch
Centurion Logistics
259
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:09:09 -
[1956] - Quote
Don Palcsi wrote:Anyone know what will happens with Drifters?
I predict something involving latex, thigh-high boots, a ball gag, and a turkey baster...... |
Grinder2210
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
43
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:09:10 -
[1957] - Quote
Aelle Vane wrote:I Demand compensation for the hours i have missed... A Plex would be nice ;).
Jokes aside........... I'd rather they fixed the problem completely then rush it and cause more problems :).
Thats why its takeing so long man CCP dosnt tend to do things half azz they will find and fix the problem as completely as possable before lanching the game
There no point in starting up the servers if the fix will just make it crash again in 2 hours |
Mark726
Project Compass Holdings
207
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:09:10 -
[1958] - Quote
CCP is just kindly waiting for me to get home from work to get the server started :-D
Author, EVE Travel
Author, EVE Lore Survival Guide
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Tony Lennelluc
Dragons of Stone and Steel
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:09:12 -
[1959] - Quote
Im suddenly curious who is this Fozzy fella everyone keeps referring to ??? LOL
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who donGÇÖt.
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Panterata
BRUTAL GENESIS
GaNg BaNg TeAm
352
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:09:29 -
[1960] - Quote
This is because of the new icons!!! The server don't like them! If you give us the OLD Icons the server will start! |
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Shadowlightt
Hammer of Hephaestus
85
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:09:38 -
[1961] - Quote
Ok this is starting to get really f**cking ridiculous what in the hell is going on with the server |
David 'Sprocket' Glerum
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:09:45 -
[1962] - Quote
With all the talk of drinking growing on;
Makes you wonder whether EVE breeds alcoholics, or just attracts them?
*plop* cheers you glorious bastards! |
Atry
Einherjar.
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:09:46 -
[1963] - Quote
For people trashing "whinners" you may are used to get f***ed up RL and In game but that's not everybody case.
And don't talk about stretching a point we are all some cows fully milk loaded for CCP ... |
Astrid Asanari
Assecla in Tellure
THE R0NIN
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:10:02 -
[1964] - Quote
Petra Hakaari wrote:HODOOOOOOOR
http://img.pandawhale.com/69975-thats-hodorable-hodor-meme-7RHZ.jpeg |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:10:11 -
[1965] - Quote
Guys, we're trying to get to 100. Quantity, not quality. Short posts, not long.
Also, drink. Why? I'm sure there's a post between this one and my last that fits the rules. |
Tiberius Auduin
EVE University
Ivy League
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:10:12 -
[1966] - Quote
Talaris EveningStar wrote:Tiberius Auduin wrote:JackMarston sent Gé¼10.000 and got back Gé¼20.000 !!! congrats Scammer. I send him 1 million euros and got nothing back. Don't trust this jerk!
Talaris EveningStar sent Gé¼1.000.000 from outside of EU, transaction fees applied so he actually only sent Gé¼999.9975,54, read my bio. This is how I make money folks! |
Zaphod Hawke
Hoplite Brigade
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:10:17 -
[1967] - Quote
Wayne Caderu wrote:Come on! Keep whining! Keep trolling! We can make 100!
My brain always turns your eye patch into an oreo cookie. Every time. |
U7evel
Perkone
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:10:20 -
[1968] - Quote
Dear CCP,
i-¦m sad to hear that you still try to get TQ up and running. I hope you can fix it.
But i have to say after all this years investing in you-¦r product and supporting you, please dont forget that the community needs explanations about what happen today.
And i wish you consider a seriuos compensation.
Will return tmrw and hope TQ is up and running and everyone can have fun again.
fs |
Tracy's Fire
Jovian Vengeance
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:10:22 -
[1969] - Quote
There all having the rest of the day off to see the new images from NASA of Pluto.
Interesting they found the impossible drive engine as well
On a lighter note "TURN THE GODDAM SPACE ENGINE SERVER THINGY BACK ON" pretty pls |
Dagramore Endocraven
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:10:26 -
[1970] - Quote
sakuma shindou wrote:i hear people continue to say they mean it's because of the update alone or something like that, but DUST, CREST is also down and Duality and singularity have been periodically down as well during the DT so i kinda feel is not just a code error in tranquility alone
Actually, this is a pretty interesting observation. I would be very curious to hear other people's thoughts as to what could cause all the different aspects to fail at the same time. |
|
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5pitf1re
4S Corporation
Goonswarm Federation
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:10:36 -
[1971] - Quote
It's a missing closing bracket on line 74 of server_start.sh, thank me later. |
Pickle McSteel
The Retired Officers Club
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:10:38 -
[1972] - Quote
Now I have to venture into the outdoors!
"The state has a legal monopoly over violence within it's territory." Max Weber
|
Wayne Caderu
Disciples of Aphrodite
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:10:43 -
[1973] - Quote
ONE MORE PAGE! |
Lucaz Verona
Radical Astronauts Plundering Eve
WormHole Occupation and Resource Exploitation
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:10:43 -
[1974] - Quote
Bear Gilead wrote:You are quickly burning up my day off. Feed the hamster, plug the thingy back in, whatever but I need to get back to mining. With PLEX near a billion it takes quite a few roids to PLEX 10 mining accounts. Hurry up....
You mine asteroid, just to plex your accounts so you can mine for another plex?...
You sir, are definitely playing the wrong game.
|
Richie Kane
Room for Improvement
Limited Expectations
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:10:44 -
[1975] - Quote
100 |
Llish
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:10:45 -
[1976] - Quote
Toast in an epic bread |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:10:45 -
[1977] - Quote
"productive" you say... what is this strange word?
[/quote]
It's something people supposedly do when they don't drink. I know... it's weird... why would anyone want to ever not drink.[/quote]
Actually, drinking makes one's liver very productive...even over-worked.[/quote]
...and now you made it gross... :(
[/quote]
No one likes to see how the sausage is made...I apologize. |
Hizeki
Knights of Azrael
Circle-Of-Two
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:10:51 -
[1978] - Quote
lol yea when the wow servers went down the forums used to be terrible. much better here |
Eli Apol
Definitely a nullsec alt
411
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:10:55 -
[1979] - Quote
Are we nearly there yet? 100 pages or fixed servers, either is good.
but what would I know, I'm just a salvager
|
Arius Draven
Royal Advanced Technologies
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:10:58 -
[1980] - Quote
almost 100 |
|
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
75
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:11:00 -
[1981] - Quote
http://static.gifland.us/files/2011/08/31/o6a28ja1a9b6sq6wurej.gif
a little late, but soooo cute :) |
Lagranzh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:11:02 -
[1982] - Quote
Sanjin wrote:Lagranzh wrote:Sanjin wrote:Lagranzh wrote:[quote=Arden Bastilla]
Then you people are doing a lot better than us oldsters. Some of us stopped with straight C and PERL. Ruby, Python, your fancy objects, when we were pleased and ever so impressed with functions? This is just one of the issues I have with all the new tech. Not only is it personally unfulfilling, since no single person can, any longer, comprehend the entirety of the code, it's also prone to inexplicable, and hard to debug errors.
There was something to be said for simplicity. Yes, I'm getting revenge for my last job interview where I was told, and I quote 'Get out of here, old dude!' It was funny, but rude, so every time this happens in today's systems, I have to laugh. We also started from C and simple sh. I am 47 y.o. guy BTW. SO I know all this old stuff but new as well. And I could tell where to uses one or another. I know. But you have to account for the mindset. I already told you what it was, earlier. I left the FreeBSD project when it was unfulfilling. It became that when the sheer amount of coding being contributed, the modules, the enhancements, etc, caused me to have to rely on others. When the day came that I had to trust in your 'black box,' I called it a day. I just don't like it, and many in my generation, and truth be told, even yours, don't like it. We don't have a problem with understanding what is being done, but in accepting it. We just don't like not knowing the whole picture. I know that may sound outdated and stupid, but it is what it is. When we can't comprehend the entirety of what is going on, because it's too complex, we opt, instead, to accept reduced complexity. Clearly, that is not acceptable to the ever more complex world. It does, however, come with certain pitfalls, that being, in the main, a massively complex problem in debugging. I'm not saying the things won't work; I'm saying that they are god-awful hard to fix, when they don't.
You know, I was excited of SmartOS which is fork of Illumos which is based on OpenSolaris etc. We even built our datacenter on these technologies because I believe that best engineers worked in SUN (sorry if you think that they did at FreeBSD). And from one hand hand our DC performs well and reliably from other if our customers have unknown unknown problems (as Brendan Gregg said recently) the pitfal could take much more time that was expected, you're right.
BUT.
THese nust happen in test or stage environment not in production. I believe that even with these MEgaTerabetes of memory in prod there could be in place test and stage environment. which are the same as prod. I believe that CCP has it.
And the issue is in REAL DATA which flows in prod.
Probably the thing that CCP has no in place is Traffic Simulator - Emulator of real traffic on test/stage servers.
And even then. you're right, we could know certainly that everything will launch OK in prod.
So short form of my answer is - you're right, world becamr complex. :) |
epicurus ataraxia
Z3R0 Return Mining Inc.
Illusion of Solitude
1752
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:11:04 -
[1983] - Quote
Loaded Ipod .....check
Speakers attached ...... Check
Off to sit outside local Pub with beneath the asteroids played on airhorns............
That should get some fights.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Back Got Ganked, off to get speakers surgically removed
There is one EvE. Many people. Many lifestyles. WE are EvE
|
Bear Gilead
Kongsberg Vaapenfabrikk Amarr branch.
Black Legion.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:11:08 -
[1984] - Quote
100?
|
GodMonk II
The Dingus Coalition
Gatekeepers Universe
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:11:19 -
[1985] - Quote
100
|
Wtomo
FREE GATES
Nulli Secunda
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:11:20 -
[1986] - Quote
GOGO 100 page. BUMP |
Vexille Viridian
Volition Cult
The Volition Cult
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:11:22 -
[1987] - Quote
Just in case there was any doubt about fozziesov breaking EVE. |
Llish
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:11:33 -
[1988] - Quote
100!
Do we all get ISK now, or SP
I'll take SP plox |
Wayne Caderu
Disciples of Aphrodite
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:11:37 -
[1989] - Quote
Dagramore Endocraven wrote:sakuma shindou wrote:i hear people continue to say they mean it's because of the update alone or something like that, but DUST, CREST is also down and Duality and singularity have been periodically down as well during the DT so i kinda feel is not just a code error in tranquility alone Actually, this is a pretty interesting observation. I would be very curious to hear other people's thoughts as to what could cause all the different aspects to fail at the same time.
the answer is that CCP tried to nerf connection. |
Ashantina
Box Of Tricks
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:11:37 -
[1990] - Quote
Threadnaught docked? |
|
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Thunder Wind
Team Miners INC.
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:11:37 -
[1991] - Quote
I know your doing the best you can. Look forward to getting back online. |
Geist Mecklenberg
Nonstandard Corporation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:11:39 -
[1992] - Quote
Oh man Now I have to like, actually work and stuff, at work. |
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:11:40 -
[1993] - Quote
PG 100.... Now you will be baked... and there will be cake. |
Kasi Briccius
MORDUS DEMONS
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:11:50 -
[1994] - Quote
Hoping my post will get us to 100 pages of bitching |
Dr. Dice
Aurum-Sol
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:11:53 -
[1995] - Quote
Embra Talon wrote:Reading through this topic.. I have to say I am, yet again, very impressed how nice the EVE Community is. I switched over from World of Warcraft and I can not even imagine what those kids would say and do on the forum if something like this happened.
Good job being patient, guys :)
I can, I was there for a huge technical problem and the rage was ********. The servers were down for almost an entire day and the forums where just packed with "I'm quitting wow" messages in far less kind words.
|
Smelly PirateWhore
Reikoku
Pandemic Legion
31
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:11:59 -
[1996] - Quote
Would be super nice if by way of compensation for paying for a product that we are currently unable to use, we could be reimbursed with something that we can actually use within the game and not the empty gesture of some useless skill points that can only be used on the test server. Is the equivalent of being reimbursed in monopoloy money |
Goibniu Taliesin
AM Industrial Complex
Two Inch Terror
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:11:59 -
[1997] - Quote
I think this has something to do with the sleepers. |
Picah Ascending
Miners League of Exploration Coalition
Requiem Eternal
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:12:00 -
[1998] - Quote
Can you imagine the possible profit loss if they gave a compensation PLEX and people used it next month instead of paying for one?
Its never going to happen people, quit asking. |
Tiberius Auduin
EVE University
Ivy League
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:12:02 -
[1999] - Quote
yay, threadnought! |
Christopher Nolm
EVE University
Ivy League
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:12:06 -
[2000] - Quote
101? |
|
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Gimme Sake
State War Academy
Caldari State
198
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:12:11 -
[2001] - Quote
Over 100 pages, next target is 9000.
"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
|
Almethea
Trans Stellar Express
199
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:12:15 -
[2002] - Quote
GJ CCP, dont change anything... you are perfect
oh wait keep playing with the database and nerf stuff... dont try to add/modif the code
Keeping active account just to shitpost
there's so many thing to fix in eve.... and they fix forum ! GJ! but ok i like it !
CCP Fozzie : AFK cloaking, however, is an entirely social form of power
|
Alex T-Bone
ROMANIA Renegades.
Circle-Of-Two
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:12:21 -
[2003] - Quote
Free SP for all :D |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
75
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:12:22 -
[2004] - Quote
Shadowlightt wrote:Ok this is starting to get really f**cking ridiculous what in the hell is going on with the server
experts have informed us that it is "down"
Also... 100! DRINK!
|
Wayne Caderu
Disciples of Aphrodite
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:12:26 -
[2005] - Quote
100 shots anyone? |
Zero Eclipse
Revolver Inc.
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:12:37 -
[2006] - Quote
Arius Draven wrote:almost 100
almost.. there... |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:12:39 -
[2007] - Quote
Shadowlightt wrote:Ok this is starting to get really f**cking ridiculous what in the hell is going on with the server
It is broken!
|
Oisinn Inositol
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:12:45 -
[2008] - Quote
CPP is like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGq5H4P7rMg |
KanashiiKami
116
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:12:47 -
[2009] - Quote
5pitf1re wrote:It's a missing closing bracket on line 74 of server_start.sh, thank me later.
no you are wrong ... its the one on 63 and 47
WUT ???
|
battle Barviainen
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:12:51 -
[2010] - Quote
Meh and i got a long work day tomorrow |
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Grinder2210
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
43
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:12:53 -
[2011] - Quote
Panterata wrote:This is because of the new icons!!! The server don't like them! If you give us the OLD Icons the server will start!
First person to pod this guy once the servers go back up get 1 billion isk
Note: api check before pay out toon poding him must have no connection to him at all |
Christopher Nolm
EVE University
Ivy League
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:12:54 -
[2012] - Quote
101 now? |
Masterpettitt
Conquering Darkness
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:12:56 -
[2013] - Quote
RIP EVE Online CCP
WAKE UP TOO SEE THIS "TRANQUILITY (UNKNOWN)" !! NOOOOO!! get a couple more hours sleep
http://i.imgur.com/8LjrUj5.jpg |
Iurko
Gashente Federacion
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:12:57 -
[2014] - Quote
Caboosette wrote:Good idea. Tho I'm not quite sure how to mimic cloaking. Any suggestions?
Do the bird the mimes do by clasping your thumbs together and using the other fingers to represent wings, everyone acts like they can't see you but discuss among them how unsafe they are because you're there. |
ryan meyer
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:12:58 -
[2015] - Quote
Did the Drinking game Drink to much?-+? Bc i really like this game alot when we drink together. CCP please fix are drinking game.
free SP?-+? |
Wilhelm Arcturus
Black Sheep Down
Tactical Narcotics Team
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:13:20 -
[2016] - Quote
Hogeron Amelan wrote:Paplink?
We're past three hours. Two paplinks. |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:13:20 -
[2017] - Quote
Smelly PirateWhore wrote:Would be super nice if by way of compensation for paying for a product that we are currently unable to use, we could be reimbursed with something that we can actually use within the game and not the empty gesture of some useless skill points that can only be used on the test server. Is the equivalent of being reimbursed in monopoloy money
I will reimburse you the 2 cents per hour for todays DT if you promise never to post again. |
Hoshi Nakumoto
X-Fleet Phantoms
The Sinful Legion
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:13:25 -
[2018] - Quote
WOOHOO ONE HUNDRED |
Caboosette
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:13:30 -
[2019] - Quote
Dagramore Endocraven wrote:sakuma shindou wrote:i hear people continue to say they mean it's because of the update alone or something like that, but DUST, CREST is also down and Duality and singularity have been periodically down as well during the DT so i kinda feel is not just a code error in tranquility alone Actually, this is a pretty interesting observation. I would be very curious to hear other people's thoughts as to what could cause all the different aspects to fail at the same time.
I could be wrong, but I believe they are all tied into Tranquility... No Tranquility, no DUST, no CREST. |
Chin Altair
Black Is Beautiful
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:13:36 -
[2020] - Quote
Skillpoints as compensation, please. You can never have enough of these. |
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chakazulu
The Dutch East India Company
Fidelas Constans
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:13:37 -
[2021] - Quote
Any one got a stream to CCP HQ I've got popcorn.
PS. some free S**T for this would be nice just saying CCP Flocon :P |
Stupid Haircut
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:13:38 -
[2022] - Quote
US Stock Market goes down because of a bug ... now CCP?
Coincidence or conspiracy? |
Sanjin
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:13:40 -
[2023] - Quote
Shadowlightt wrote:Ok this is starting to get really f**cking ridiculous what in the hell is going on with the server
The complexity of the system, as is usual, today, is far too great for the coders to comprehend. Since nobody, not a single one of them, can understand the entire system, neither can they immediately know where the error is.
Even now, you can rest assured, intelligent software systems are being consulted, that will attempt to 'ai' their way through the debug process. Long gone are the days when a core is dumped, a human invokes a debugger, and the problem is soon solved.
Today, even finding the problem is a major challenge, even with psuedo-ai aissistance. |
Anslo
Scope Works
32013
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:13:43 -
[2024] - Quote
x
[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
|
Tiberius Auduin
EVE University
Ivy League
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:13:48 -
[2025] - Quote
ryan meyer sent Gé¼50.000 and got Gé¼150.000 back! Congrats!! |
Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated
Fidelas Constans
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:13:48 -
[2026] - Quote
I can not stop laughing on how funny this way
Got tears of laughter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct33UUhS_xg |
Nicolas Utama
Seven Guardians
Equinox Space Technologies
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:14:13 -
[2027] - Quote
Dame we are to many the forum serve is gonna crash. |
Kithran
118
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:14:21 -
[2028] - Quote
Dagramore Endocraven wrote:sakuma shindou wrote:i hear people continue to say they mean it's because of the update alone or something like that, but DUST, CREST is also down and Duality and singularity have been periodically down as well during the DT so i kinda feel is not just a code error in tranquility alone Actually, this is a pretty interesting observation. I would be very curious to hear other people's thoughts as to what could cause all the different aspects to fail at the same time.
If the problem is with the db end (where crest is getting its information and dust has input/output for things like orbital bombardment) why wouldn't one thing cause all 3 to go down.
As to SISI and Duality going up and down they are test servers - why on earth wouldn't they be going up and down as they try to diagnose and fix the problem! |
Abbey Smallwood
Cynosural Edge
Yulai Federation
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:14:21 -
[2029] - Quote
already passed 5h since the server had to be on.....this means for me at least 1b isk |
Goibniu Taliesin
AM Industrial Complex
Two Inch Terror
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:14:22 -
[2030] - Quote
They are going to have to back the game up to 6 months ago. Gives you a chance to fix some of your learning mistakes. |
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Christopher Nolm
EVE University
Ivy League
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:14:26 -
[2031] - Quote
Free Geckos please? |
capt weeman
Galactic Exploration
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:14:28 -
[2032] - Quote
Try Playing Mortal online... then you will appreciate ccp as a developer lol...
rage doesn't help anyone, you can't get on such is life just get on with it. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
75
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:14:29 -
[2033] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Guys, we're trying to get to 100. Quantity, not quality. Short posts, not long.
Also, drink. Why? I'm sure there's a post between this one and my last that fits the rules.
we made it past 100.
TY for being my drinking buddy :) |
Larn Conner
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:14:31 -
[2034] - Quote
I'm forced to take drastic action now because the server is not up. I'm going to prepare a cup-a-noodle. |
Alicia Star-Runner
Expansive Mining and Industral Engineering
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:14:39 -
[2035] - Quote
Dr. Dice wrote:Embra Talon wrote:Reading through this topic.. I have to say I am, yet again, very impressed how nice the EVE Community is. I switched over from World of Warcraft and I can not even imagine what those kids would say and do on the forum if something like this happened.
Good job being patient, guys :) I can, I was there for a huge technical problem and the rage was ********. The servers were down for almost an entire day and the forums where just packed with "I'm quitting wow" messages in far less kind words.
Sounds about right. |
Don Palcsi
Vulcan Shipyards
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:14:42 -
[2036] - Quote
Message:
You can only post every 5 minutes because your account is less than 2 days old. You can post a new one in 237 seconds.
Wtf?! |
Talisker04
Ascending Angels
Two Drink Minimum
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:14:44 -
[2037] - Quote
KenFlorian wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Talisker04 wrote:I agree and understand that CCP has no obligation to compensate their players for these error and the loss of game time. But do think as a good will gesture, they should offer some form of compensation. If only to prove they do care how their customers feel. "feelings" are totally overrated The only real currency in the world is how often you can get drunk. John Starski wrote:New game! Drink when someone asks about free SP! You're late. Oh. for shame. it is never too late to pile on when drinking games are being proposed, discussed, and played
Personally I dont give two ***** if I get compensated or not. Its only a game for **** sake. Just wish ccp would hurry up and fix the problem, which I know they are doing their best to do. |
KenFlorian
Jednota Inc
22
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:14:55 -
[2038] - Quote
Zero Eclipse wrote:100 pages. make it happen
Think bigger. Be the future you imagine.
Minimum 10 posts per person, per minute. |
angelost kadric
The Imperial Sardaukar
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:15:00 -
[2039] - Quote
omg .. going litle sleep meybe will fixed . damn this game is in my blod. |
Velmahr
Evian Industries
EVIAN NATION
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:15:16 -
[2040] - Quote
Like for an SP boost :) |
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Gimme Sake
State War Academy
Caldari State
198
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:15:17 -
[2041] - Quote
Don Palcsi wrote:Message:
You can only post every 5 minutes because your account is less than 2 days old. You can post a new one in 237 seconds.
Wtf?!
Spam bot prevention rules.
"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
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Thunder Wind
Team Miners INC.
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:15:20 -
[2042] - Quote
Whether they comp players or not. I doubt it will happen with people demanding it or feel because they lost a few hours it somehow killed their month sub. **** happens, we will be online soon enough. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
80
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:15:24 -
[2043] - Quote
Chin Altair wrote:Skillpoints as compensation, please. You can never have enough of these.
DRINK! |
JS Enforcer
Mythic Inc
Gentlemen's.Parlor
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:15:30 -
[2044] - Quote
I only use 1 account but i'm already down on my isk by about 500-600mil from my sites, plus escalations if any i'm losing isk not great but feel for the guys running multi accounts and not being able to get on |
JackMarston
B R I M E R
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:15:43 -
[2045] - Quote
Could not connect to the specified address. Odds are that you have not established an internet connection, the server isn't running, or the server address or port number was wrong.
maybe its everones interweb connection?? |
Christopher Nolm
EVE University
Ivy League
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:15:45 -
[2046] - Quote
Don Palcsi wrote:Message:
You can only post every 5 minutes because your account is less than 2 days old. You can post a new one in 237 seconds.
Wtf?!
So you can't respond to me for another 5 mins? |
Anna Dufour
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:15:53 -
[2047] - Quote
Don't rush the repairs on. I aim on holiday and won't be back to play until the 25th. So if you have it up and running by the Friday before that would be ideal.
To the rest of you chill out it will be fine in a few days. Let them go home and have a good sleep, maybe a beer, and then come into the office late and have a nice relaxed discussion about it.
Doesn't matter late next week is also good. If you don't think its going to go up before I get back give me a bit of warning I'll take another week off, but accommodation for 5 is tricky at short notice here in Sardinia.
So ciao buonosera, |
Joshke
YIP.
29
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:16:00 -
[2048] - Quote
100 pages - 100K SP!!! |
Yazon Varda
Ceallach Consolidated
Kaer Morhen Valley
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:16:04 -
[2049] - Quote
What it to soo long ?
CCP:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYqjcHYTQgQ |
Valentine King
Zarnfell
The Southern Syndicate
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:16:05 -
[2050] - Quote
When I have technical problems, I find that striking hard with a hammer usually helps............ |
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Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:16:22 -
[2051] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:http://static.gifland.us/files/2011/08/31/o6a28ja1a9b6sq6wurej.gif
a little late, but soooo cute :)
D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. (Drink?) |
koodiac
ReD. Vengance
Circle-Of-Two
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:16:32 -
[2052] - Quote
Lady Areola Fappington wrote:Wingman8701 Boirelle wrote:
Silver this is an interesting concept. I would hope that they have full back ups. Why not roll back to the pre downtime state? It has now been 5 1/2 hours. Surely there is something fundamentally flawed with the new patch. Or is it in fact a mass hardware issue. It would be interesting to understand what type of fault this is.
I run a software business that develops applications and I know how frustrating that this can be, but as my clients state (and we are the clients here) "keep me up to date with all the detail so I can be assured that you are working in the most professional way to solve my problems"
Now getting officially disgruntle but also understand the nuances of software.
Just to put the "full backup" nonsense to bed. You run a software company, yes? You're aware of the concept of backup rotation schemes, yes? CCP doesn't do a full backup every time it backs up the system, that'd be amazingly cost prohibitive. It's all incremental. It's entirely possible that a code change made weeks/months ago is causing a conflict today. The only way to fix something like that, would be to rollback to the point of that code change, and move forward. It's not like they can just grab the backup off the shelf from yesterday and spin it up. It's entirely possible that the last stable backup they can pull might be too old to use. Just imagine the fits that would be pitched if CCP said "Guys, we got to roll back to 7/1 to find a stable build. Sorry, 15 days are gone. Good luck!
Such a rollback would be great LOL then I have my 100% refining again.
I agree with Wingman8701 Boirelle, more then 6 hrs of finding a problem is stupid.
Rollback the server to the point where it all is working fine and sort it out on the test server.
It is not called test server for nothing, did CCP put the updates there first and see if it worked?
Pages are being written faster then I can read it LOL.
CCP maybe an update how it is going and perhaps tell us what the issue(s) are. |
Kailaini
Odyssey SEC
The Revenant Order
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:16:33 -
[2053] - Quote
Gimme Sake wrote:Over 100 pages, next target is 9000.
9000? I wonder if we'll have an update before then....
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KanashiiKami
116
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:16:37 -
[2054] - Quote
thats a good 1 !
POST NUMBER #2054
its gonna hit 3000 anytime ...
WUT ???
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Circumstantial Evidence
207
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:16:43 -
[2055] - Quote
Oh the irony... after years of warning to put a long skill in training just before a new expansion rolls out, because lots of code is changing and something might go wrong, the big update goes through without a hitch, and a supposed "minor" patch tanks the system |
Mr Toothy
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:16:47 -
[2056] - Quote
Just do what you know you should do. Roll back FozzieSov. While you are at it roll back jump fatigue. |
lord xavier
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
80
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:17:01 -
[2057] - Quote
Abbey Smallwood wrote:already passed 5h since the server had to be on.....this means for me at least 1b isk
I've lost 4b and half my remaining braincells reading reddit. |
Irie Alixyar
Sh0ts F1red
Separatists
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:17:15 -
[2058] - Quote
If we get to page 200. I will stream myself dancing in speedos to HEYYEA (And I say) |
Mazalan Erata
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:17:15 -
[2059] - Quote
In any company or business, and even in everyday life, a lack of information, turns in to unsatisfied customers.
After scrolling down some pages, I really miss the clear information given by the (team) that is currently trying
to resove this problem, and as someone else bravely mentioned, we are your customers, and need to now
why our investment is'nt working for us, for more then 6 hours now allready.
Please use all channels to inform the people, that at the end of the month, make sure your company can give
you all a paycheck, and deserve a lot more information about where this situation is currently at...
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KenFlorian
Jednota Inc
22
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:17:19 -
[2060] - Quote
Thunder Wind wrote:Whether they comp players or not. I doubt it will happen with people demanding it or feel because they lost a few hours it somehow killed their month sub. **** happens, we will be online soon enough.
I declare foul, sir/madam/whatever.
You are spoiling the sarcasm and wit that is now the hallmark of the most epic of threads. |
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Ekhss Nihilo
Ideal Machine
The Explicit Alliance
60
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:17:22 -
[2061] - Quote
Goibniu Taliesin wrote:I think this has something to do with the sleepers.
Drifter attack.
"The object in life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane."
-- Marcus Aurelius (AD 121-180)
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goren Escckava
Spectres Research
The Hooligans
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:17:23 -
[2062] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
no excuse for this........
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Hadon Radin
The Sengoku Legacy
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:17:34 -
[2063] - Quote
Valkyrie Ragnor wrote:iv payed for this service and would just like to know about some compensation
i was just wondering im doing alot of work with bpos and i was going to ask can you send me a really cool bpo i know you guys work really hard and the game is fantastic i like what you doing with eve thank you very much and im looking forward to your response :)
I would like that, too. What did you have in mind. Maybe an Utu? |
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:17:46 -
[2064] - Quote
Now that we have reached escalation level SUPER THREADNAUGHT... time for a cold beer and a fresh cigar so I can continue reading the lovely tear filled comments of the whiners. |
Ted Rockson
eXtreme Co
Solyaris Chtonium
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:17:48 -
[2065] - Quote
Someone forgot to make a restore point |
Ripblade Falconpunch
Centurion Logistics
260
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:18:00 -
[2066] - Quote
JS Enforcer wrote:I only use 1 account but i'm already down on my isk by about 500-600mil from my sites, plus escalations if any i'm losing isk not great but feel for the guys running multi accounts and not being able to get on
Are you f#cking joking? There's no way this is a serious post.......
Please biomass yourself. |
Nathan Swales
Long Sight Expedition
Indomitable Intentions
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:18:03 -
[2067] - Quote
I Dont care much for sp but i do pay for a game and i get **30** days, maybe an extra day might be a nice thing to counter this problem |
hy wanto destroyer
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Snuffed Out
33
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:18:10 -
[2068] - Quote
LNAW is recruiting *Saying Bad things about EvE 24/7*
We offer
-Nothing
We expect
-Everything |
Tatsujin Kagaku
Dussault Enterprises
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:18:11 -
[2069] - Quote
As it turns out, we are on 1.7 pages of new posts for every page read. Sorry if I miss some of your posts. After each page I just skip back to the end... |
Trademaster Rob
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:18:24 -
[2070] - Quote
This is kind of getting ridiculous. |
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
80
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:18:25 -
[2071] - Quote
lord xavier wrote:Abbey Smallwood wrote:already passed 5h since the server had to be on.....this means for me at least 1b isk I've lost 4b and half my remaining braincells reading reddit.
you should been here with us... we've had lots of fun :) |
Hoshi Nakumoto
X-Fleet Phantoms
The Sinful Legion
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:18:30 -
[2072] - Quote
Alicia Star-Runner wrote:Dr. Dice wrote:Embra Talon wrote:Reading through this topic.. I have to say I am, yet again, very impressed how nice the EVE Community is. I switched over from World of Warcraft and I can not even imagine what those kids would say and do on the forum if something like this happened.
Good job being patient, guys :) I can, I was there for a huge technical problem and the rage was ********. The servers were down for almost an entire day and the forums where just packed with "I'm quitting wow" messages in far less kind words. Sounds about right.
That's cos we're mostly adults here who know the pitfalls of running a server.....nuff said
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Emma Dynamite
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:18:42 -
[2073] - Quote
God Damn it ! |
dev0n
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Snuffed Out
28
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:18:43 -
[2074] - Quote
hy wanto destroyer wrote:LNAW is recruiting *Saying Bad things about EvE 24/7*
We offer
-Nothing
We expect
-Everything
Fu** yeah! |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:18:45 -
[2075] - Quote
JS Enforcer wrote:I only use 1 account but i'm already down on my isk by about 500-600mil from my sites, plus escalations if any i'm losing isk not great but feel for the guys running multi accounts and not being able to get on
I, too, feel very sorry for people running multiple accounts, but for different reasons than you. |
lord xavier
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
80
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:18:57 -
[2076] - Quote
Circumstantial Evidence wrote:Oh the irony... after years of warning to put a long skill in training just before a new expansion rolls out, because lots of code is changing and something might go wrong, the big update goes through without a hitch, and a supposed "minor" patch tanks the system
I remember putting on the longest skill I could train in my remaps for the patch week. |
Amator Phasma
Low-Sec Survival Ltd.
Boys without pants
25
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:19:01 -
[2077] - Quote
EVE Fanfest 2015: Survival Guide for Legacy Code
https://youtu.be/JCR9q1MMO2E?t=21m33s |
Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated
Fidelas Constans
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:19:03 -
[2078] - Quote
Dont you just hate when this happens to you
http://giphy.com/gifs/physics-online-video-game-11Brh9J8byAI4U |
Stomp Mongo
Chemically Unbalanced
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:19:05 -
[2079] - Quote
Cheesedick the destroyer just told me he was in Amarr just as the server shut down and heard "Eve" say this.. "warning, multiple gravity wells detected. Jovian Planet eater class spacestations detected. Throne worlds targeted, all citizens are advised to evacuate Amarr throne worlds. All civillian shipping to evacuate Domain. Multiple singualritys detected in Amarr system eject, eject eject".. then everything went black...
Or something about going for a pack of smokes.. |
Anslo
Scope Works
32015
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:19:10 -
[2080] - Quote
Scope Works is recruiting?
HAI LNAW <3
[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
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Vince Prince
Equitable Holdings
The Explicit Alliance
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:19:11 -
[2081] - Quote
thats from way back red moon rising! this is the full vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnKk2ysyNrA
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
80
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:19:19 -
[2082] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:http://static.gifland.us/files/2011/08/31/o6a28ja1a9b6sq6wurej.gif
a little late, but soooo cute :) D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. (Drink?)
yea.. i gotta knock one back for posting that :P |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
13
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:19:24 -
[2083] - Quote
I don't want tq to work.. I like it here |
Motorbit
HildCo Interplanetar
Villore Accords
45
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:19:29 -
[2084] - Quote
pft. lost at least 23b and 12 juicy killmails.
what have you done ccp? i demand to have my highest lossmail removed from my history as compensation. also, a pony. |
Tiberius Auduin
EVE University
Ivy League
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:19:36 -
[2085] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlJMNr-BKLg&index=3&list=PLuh29RmJM0jglTRwxRJqB-nYuRW5cKgkt
for your entertainment |
Agent Unknown
Night Theifs
incendia equus
49
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:19:36 -
[2086] - Quote
koodiac wrote:Lady Areola Fappington wrote:Wingman8701 Boirelle wrote:
Silver this is an interesting concept. I would hope that they have full back ups. Why not roll back to the pre downtime state? It has now been 5 1/2 hours. Surely there is something fundamentally flawed with the new patch. Or is it in fact a mass hardware issue. It would be interesting to understand what type of fault this is.
I run a software business that develops applications and I know how frustrating that this can be, but as my clients state (and we are the clients here) "keep me up to date with all the detail so I can be assured that you are working in the most professional way to solve my problems"
Now getting officially disgruntle but also understand the nuances of software.
Just to put the "full backup" nonsense to bed. You run a software company, yes? You're aware of the concept of backup rotation schemes, yes? CCP doesn't do a full backup every time it backs up the system, that'd be amazingly cost prohibitive. It's all incremental. It's entirely possible that a code change made weeks/months ago is causing a conflict today. The only way to fix something like that, would be to rollback to the point of that code change, and move forward. It's not like they can just grab the backup off the shelf from yesterday and spin it up. It's entirely possible that the last stable backup they can pull might be too old to use. Just imagine the fits that would be pitched if CCP said "Guys, we got to roll back to 7/1 to find a stable build. Sorry, 15 days are gone. Good luck! Such a rollback would be great LOL then I have my 100% refining again. I agree with Wingman8701 Boirelle, more then 6 hrs of finding a problem is stupid. Rollback the server to the point where it all is working fine and sort it out on the test server. It is not called test server for nothing, did CCP put the updates there first and see if it worked? Pages are being written faster then I can read it LOL. CCP maybe an update how it is going and perhaps tell us what the issue(s) are.
CCP did put them on the test server ...Singularity. However, scale makes the code unpredictable. Singularity is wayyyyy less powerful than TQ, so there's bound to be hidden gremlins in the code.
CCP, did you feed your code after midnight?
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Larn Conner
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:19:37 -
[2087] - Quote
Valentine King wrote:When I have technical problems, I find that striking hard with a hammer usually helps............
Lev Andropov: This is how we fix problem in the Russian space station! *commences to beat the server with a wrench* |
Thunder Wind
Team Miners INC.
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:19:38 -
[2088] - Quote
KenFlorian wrote:Thunder Wind wrote:Whether they comp players or not. I doubt it will happen with people demanding it or feel because they lost a few hours it somehow killed their month sub. **** happens, we will be online soon enough. I declare foul, sir/madam/whatever. You are spoiling the sarcasm and wit that is now the hallmark of the most epic of threads.
TRUE... sorry for thinking.... it gets me in trouble sometimes.. :) |
Elbreck Nolm
Minmatar Brotherhood
Ushra'Khan
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:19:38 -
[2089] - Quote
The poor poor people of CCP. I just recently chosen my major in IT and now looking a ~6 hr downtime and what yall have to deal with, I am now rethinking my major lol. NOTHING BUT LOVE FROM ME CCP!!! |
Conrad Cadelanne
MasTek
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:19:41 -
[2090] - Quote
well, I got this for you guys, a little something I like to listen to while I ice mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWFBqiUgspg |
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Don Palcsi
Vulcan Shipyards
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:19:53 -
[2091] - Quote
Gimme Sake wrote:Don Palcsi wrote:Message:
You can only post every 5 minutes because your account is less than 2 days old. You can post a new one in 237 seconds.
Wtf?! Spam bot prevention rules.
yes but my account is about 5 years old....
You can only post every 5 minutes because your account is less than 2 days old. You can post a new one in 237 seconds.
You can only post every 5 minutes because your account is less than 2 days old. You can post a new one in 106 seconds.
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Norrin Ellis
Venture Racing
310
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:20:05 -
[2092] - Quote
It was Tuxford again, wasn't it?
CEO, Venture Racing
Manager, EVE Online Hold'Em
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CDR Scythe
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:20:10 -
[2093] - Quote
Nathan Swales wrote:I Dont care much for sp but i do pay for a game and i get **30** days, maybe an extra day might be a nice thing to counter this problem
I'd like 1 billion ISK, 10 Geckos and a turnip. |
Caboosette
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:20:15 -
[2094] - Quote
Eve-Radio playing Ridin Durty.
Was hoping for Ridin Nerdy. Thats my theme song. lol |
Neville Smit
Metro Trucking and Trade
Ad-Astra
47
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:20:26 -
[2095] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Guys, we're trying to get to 100. Quantity, not quality. Short posts, not long.
Also, drink. Why? I'm sure there's a post between this one and my last that fits the rules.
Only 100? I have more faith in our community. I say we can get to 200 pages before the server gets back online.
COME ON, PEOPLE - WE CAN DO IT!
Oh, and about the drinking part - yeah, everyone drink!
I am an unapologetic fan of EVE Online. My blog: http://nevillesmit.com/ - My Twitter: https://twitter.com/NevilleSmit
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ryan meyer
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:20:28 -
[2096] - Quote
Tiberius Auduin wrote:ryan meyer sent Gé¼50.000 and got Gé¼150.000 back! Congrats!!
JERK i didnt send u money |
Joshke
YIP.
29
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:20:35 -
[2097] - Quote
Ted Rockson wrote:Someone forgot to make a restore point
yep. 5 hours is quite enough time for the whole recovery. |
Nathan Swales
Long Sight Expedition
Indomitable Intentions
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:20:35 -
[2098] - Quote
I Dont care much for sp but i do pay for a game and i get **30** days, maybe an extra day might be a nice thing to counter this problem |
Gal Prof
Chaos From Order
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:20:42 -
[2099] - Quote
my house before eve crashed
Then EvE stopped working and I found there was actually an outside with trees and fields and skys of blue. Then angry neighbours, wars and bad politics.
Please turn the server back on I need to get back in my house |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
80
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:20:44 -
[2100] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:I don't want tq to work.. I like it here
Spelling should be a new rule too :P |
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Lady Areola Fappington
2595
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:20:48 -
[2101] - Quote
Just to keep things in perspective for you all:
There are 30 days in a sub cycle. This is 720 hours a cycle. The most expensive sub fee for Eve is $15USD/mo. This works out to ~$0.02 cents an hour.
So, all in all, per account, you are currently out right around 12 cents USD as of this moment.
If this amount is truly stressful for you, please send me a verifiable invoice of your current accounts. I will reimburse you the time you are currently out from Eve right from my own pocket.
7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY?
No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided.
--Eve New Player Guide
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Daemun Khanid
Sanctus Imperialis
117
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:20:49 -
[2102] - Quote
I think it's gotten to the point that even the servers are refusing to play until ccp stop releasing bad/unwanted/broken changes, balances and "content". Aegis was the last straw.
Daemun of Khanid
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Stutters Gravatt
Sono Keisan
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:20:52 -
[2103] - Quote
IF you guys can make isk so damn fast yall are some rich mutafu**ers and should stop complainin! Youll get your bils tomorrow! |
Mei Ling Zhang
EVE University
Ivy League
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:21:02 -
[2104] - Quote
My first day off in 13 days and was drooling to play EVE all day... and I encounter a downed server... ARGHHHH! |
Big Lynx
3362
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:21:02 -
[2105] - Quote
hy wanto destroyer wrote:LNAW is recruiting *Saying Bad things about EvE 24/7*
We offer
-Nothing
We expect
-Everything
LAAWL |
JS Enforcer
Mythic Inc
Gentlemen's.Parlor
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:21:09 -
[2106] - Quote
Ripblade Falconpunch wrote:JS Enforcer wrote:I only use 1 account but i'm already down on my isk by about 500-600mil from my sites, plus escalations if any i'm losing isk not great but feel for the guys running multi accounts and not being able to get on Are you f#cking joking? There's no way this is a serious post....... Please biomass yourself.
yes serious post, why wouldn't it be?? |
Starbuck05
Pretty Hate Machine.
Symmetric Symbiosis
266
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:21:13 -
[2107] - Quote
well there goes my eve time for the day .. i wasnt gonna say "compensation " but frak it ... CCP YOU BEST GIMME SOMETHIN FOR MY MISSED DAY BESIDES THE EXTRA HOURS TO MY ACCOUNT FOR THIS DT
-á- I am the commanding officer , u should adress me as sir !
-á- But if i call u sir , what would i call your wife then ??
|
Kasi Briccius
MORDUS DEMONS
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:21:14 -
[2108] - Quote
A little encouragement for CCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8YWZm_YKoo |
Jason Strike
Lom Corporation
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:21:29 -
[2109] - Quote
I'm genuinely too amused by how fitting the gif is in the main post that I can't actually be mad about this. |
Zaphod Hawke
Hoplite Brigade
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:22:09 -
[2110] - Quote
http://phantra.com/flappy.htm |
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Terrence Miromme
Great White North Productions
Alternate Allegiance
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:22:15 -
[2111] - Quote
Check Check.. Comms... All reps on tranquility... Overheat those reps guys...
...
Tranquility please post your fit in fleet |
Quietsky
Scissor Me Timberz
No Points Necessary
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:22:19 -
[2112] - Quote
Every one loves to complain about this game but the moment they can't play it's the end of the world. Tisk Tisk. |
Nicolas Utama
Seven Guardians
Equinox Space Technologies
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:22:23 -
[2113] - Quote
Did you you check if your server is plug? |
Zarkonian
The Black Fish
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:22:27 -
[2114] - Quote
lord xavier wrote:Circumstantial Evidence wrote:Oh the irony... after years of warning to put a long skill in training just before a new expansion rolls out, because lots of code is changing and something might go wrong, the big update goes through without a hitch, and a supposed "minor" patch tanks the system I remember putting on the longest skill I could train in my remaps for the patch week.
It's because they didn't finish training Lego Block Encryption Methods to level 5
The should grant SP's so we can all train this
... and drink
|
Agent Unknown
Night Theifs
incendia equus
49
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:22:31 -
[2115] - Quote
Don Palcsi wrote:Gimme Sake wrote:Don Palcsi wrote:Message:
You can only post every 5 minutes because your account is less than 2 days old. You can post a new one in 237 seconds.
Wtf?! Spam bot prevention rules. yes but my account is about 5 years old.... You can only post every 5 minutes because your account is less than 2 days old. You can post a new one in 237 seconds. You can only post every 5 minutes because your account is less than 2 days old. You can post a new one in 106 seconds.
If you have never logged onto the forums before now, that's probably why. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
17
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:22:35 -
[2116] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:http://static.gifland.us/files/2011/08/31/o6a28ja1a9b6sq6wurej.gif
a little late, but soooo cute :) D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. (Drink?) yea.. i gotta knock one back for posting that :P
New rule, take a drink every time one of your posts is liked? (I've noticed you've received like 60 or so likes... I'm not trying to kill you I swear.) |
Noskcaj Anthar
School of Mabon
Guardians of the Morrigan
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:22:39 -
[2117] - Quote
It's the flux capacitor. Always check that first. |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
13
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:22:46 -
[2118] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:I don't want tq to work.. I like it here Spelling should be a new rule too :P
I SpEaK EvE DuN N0t MaTt3r!
|
Julia Aavo
Astrum Tredecim
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:22:49 -
[2119] - Quote
TQ is just tired, let her rest her weary head for a while |
Alpha Lonefire
True Industral Formation Inc
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:22:50 -
[2120] - Quote
Alpha Lonefire wrote:Can anyone tell me how to change my profile pic? I found this: Alpha Lonefire
That was my original profile pic in eve online.... forgot how long ago |
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Phlazar Quentoz
The Work House
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:22:55 -
[2121] - Quote
So, what time are you guys at CCP going home tonight? |
David 'Sprocket' Glerum
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:22:58 -
[2122] - Quote
Well f*ck me running from a stampeding herd of homosexual bulls,
They're coming in so hot and fast even my speedreading can't keep up.
Anyone with a poetic knack who might compose this thread into a song of beauty and lament?
I'd pay like, 50.000 isk or something.
For real. |
Sexy Cakes
Have A Seat
951
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:23:01 -
[2123] - Quote
Update: I'm still a misanthrope, I'm still at work, this thread is still enjoyable.
Not today spaghetti.
|
Xopher
The Mighty
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:23:11 -
[2124] - Quote
roll it back and start again
|
Jegg Shi
C.Q.B
Snuffed Out
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:23:27 -
[2125] - Quote
hy wanto destroyer wrote:LNAW is recruiting *Saying Bad things about EvE 24/7*
We offer
-Nothing
We expect
-Everything
Lol, same for CQB |
Maetel Lithium
did he say call it bestfriends club delivered
Dragon Knights Inc
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:23:27 -
[2126] - Quote
Yesterday while going though Rens, a corp-mate had some trouble, and we suspected that the server node had crashed. We then noticed a few other problems and I postulated that, if a server blade had had a problem then we have no idea what had happened to compensate, nor did we know where in the cluster things were. A problem in Rens could easily impact a Wormhole or a system near Jita simply because of the cluster lay out. 
I am more worried this might be a problem with the Cluster it's self. and less to do with code.
Or the Drifters have become self-aware and are trying to attack the players at the source... the game code. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
80
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:23:29 -
[2127] - Quote
Caboosette wrote:Eve-Radio playing Ridin Durty.
Was hoping for Ridin Nerdy. Thats my theme song. lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw
here's the video :) |
Sanjin
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:23:48 -
[2128] - Quote
Maybe you should all get onto how this relates to other things?
How does it affect Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner, purple penguins, and the stars and bars?
|
Princess Trayvon Martin
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:24:02 -
[2129] - Quote
my mom says I have to go outside if eve is not up in a hour and I really do not want to go outside, its dangerous. |
Sentenced 1989
183
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:24:04 -
[2130] - Quote
ISD Arooga wrote:At least the Help channels are quiet, until it boots up at least.
Then it'll be carnage :)
This made my day :D
The Incursion Guild
Epic Arc Guide
|
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JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc
Brave Collective
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:24:05 -
[2131] - Quote
Aww yeah, weebl !! |
Ida Aurlien
Cerberus Federation Industrial Division
Gentlemen's.Parlor
65
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:24:10 -
[2132] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
well at end of work day see you tomarrow |
Kalvai Corracks
Corracks Industrials
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:24:25 -
[2133] - Quote
Lady Areola Fappington wrote:Just to keep things in perspective for you all:
There are 30 days in a sub cycle. This is 720 hours a cycle. The most expensive sub fee for Eve is $15USD/mo. This works out to ~$0.02 cents an hour.
So, all in all, per account, you are currently out right around 12 cents USD as of this moment.
If this amount is truly stressful for you, please send me a verifiable invoice of your current accounts. I will reimburse you the time you are currently out from Eve right from my own pocket.
hey, for those 12 cents I could feed a starving african child for 12 days you know... but nah, I may join my brothers and sisters in crying for free stuff...
I dont know about you, but i'm using my 1 wish for a ban from these forums (best way i believe) |
Dashproject
Silver Guardians
Fidelas Constans
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:24:27 -
[2134] - Quote
Serious, 1 bilion bounty on the one who ganked Transquility (EVE Online). I am starting to miss my social life.
(Quoted from: https://twitter.com/Dashproject212/status/621353261623300096 ) |
Atry
Einherjar.
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:24:38 -
[2135] - Quote
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 2023 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME |
3ulldog
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:24:42 -
[2136] - Quote
And this is why you ALWAYS put a long skill train on patch days Have you tried switching it off then back on again? |
Chiana Stellan
Immersed
Goonswarm Federation
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:24:50 -
[2137] - Quote
Activated some alts for that sweet sweet compo |
Badnaginn DuGwath
GoofTroop
Flaming Ninja Lobsters Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:24:50 -
[2138] - Quote
You know, when the tractor wont start we smack the starter with a hammer, maybe they need to borrow my hammer. |
Scarlett Stolas
Cherry-Poppers
-affliction-
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:24:59 -
[2139] - Quote
I can't help but feel sorry for CCP Devs here, this is the absolute stuff of nightmares for web devleopers. Can you imagine the stress of it all.
Poor bastards. |
Tatsujin Kagaku
Dussault Enterprises
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:25:01 -
[2140] - Quote
Walking around the house... feels like walking in stations |
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Mighty Bk
Castle Bravo
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:25:04 -
[2141] - Quote
Do you guys smell that? Smells like nightshift |
KanashiiKami
116
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:25:29 -
[2142] - Quote
chribba is a cool dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozG4jW2xlKo
WUT ???
|
JackMarston
B R I M E R
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:25:47 -
[2143] - Quote
please dont make me play farming simulator 15 again..........
|
Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated
Fidelas Constans
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:25:49 -
[2144] - Quote
I guess back to this
http://kisscartoon.me/Cartoon/The-Legend-of-Korra-Season-3/Episode-010?id=55 |
He dares
The Projects
Official Winners Of Takeshi's Castle
21
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:25:52 -
[2145] - Quote
In an irish accent
Quote:Have you tried turning it off and on again? |
Ketov Aktar
Imploding Turtles Rising in Outerspace Gravity
Get Off My Lawn
30
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:26:15 -
[2146] - Quote
Wow 107 pages so far.... Good thing I got some weed left |
Trademaster Rob
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
13
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:26:30 -
[2147] - Quote
Lady Areola Fappington wrote:Just to keep things in perspective for you all:
There are 30 days in a sub cycle. This is 720 hours a cycle. The most expensive sub fee for Eve is $15USD/mo. This works out to ~$0.02 cents an hour.
So, all in all, per account, you are currently out right around 12 cents USD as of this moment.
If this amount is truly stressful for you, please send me a verifiable invoice of your current accounts. I will reimburse you the time you are currently out from Eve right from my own pocket.
It's not the rl money. I could have made 6-7 bil in those 6-7 hours (some a lot more, some a lot less) |
Bester Lamont
Sanford and Drones Mining Ltd.
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:26:31 -
[2148] - Quote
I hope we're getting compensated for this! Worst 14 free trial evar.... |
Lady Areola Fappington
2595
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:26:39 -
[2149] - Quote
Sanjin wrote:Maybe you should all get onto how this relates to other things? How does it affect Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner, purple penguins, and the stars and bars?
I don't know, but Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner and "purple penguins" kinda relate to a really specific set of things.
Something you'd like to share with us friend? It's cool, we're pretty accepting. Hell, I got back from having my surgery in Thailand not too long ago. Great stuff.
7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY?
No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided.
--Eve New Player Guide
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Sarrgon
Avalonians United
19
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:26:39 -
[2150] - Quote
This is getting kinda ridiculous, they must be having some serious issues with the servers down this long. Things also to consider, why how many systems in null that have reinforce timer on them and if they came out of reinforce during this time, will be some very upset people. Others losing out on making ISK. Others who just want to log on to have some fun. At this rate soon I would assume requesting a day or two's worth of free SP would not be out of the question to help compensate people. |
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Dr. Dice
Aurum-Sol
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:26:42 -
[2151] - Quote
I bet this was Elite Dangerous and it's cronies. |
Bandar Koots
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:26:42 -
[2152] - Quote
Its the North Korean's..The Great Leader got ganked last night and spat his dummy out the pram. This morning he's had a team of hackers **** down the internet cables. Say sorry or he might nuke CCP offices |
Chiana Stellan
Immersed
Goonswarm Federation
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:26:48 -
[2153] - Quote
Mighty Bk wrote:Do you guys smell that? Smells like nightshift
Maybe they will just throw their hands up and leave it till the morning. It might fix itself |
Pur
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:26:51 -
[2154] - Quote
I believe an additional tutorial for Aura on basic backup and restoration methodology may be in order. It may go some way toward preventing the myriad of uneducated outbursts apparent every time something like this happens.
Plebs. Go away. |
Owox RaazGor
The Hornets Cartel
13
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:26:57 -
[2155] - Quote
good luck
"Pirates never die, they just go to hell to regroup"
No Mercy - Fly dangerous o7
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Tohn Zanius
Hot Pursuit
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:27:21 -
[2156] - Quote
when does the cluster vulnerability window end? |
utec asmo
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:27:25 -
[2157] - Quote
Lady Areola Fappington wrote:
So, all in all, per account, you are currently out right around 12 cents USD as of this moment.
If this amount is truly stressful for you, please send me a verifiable invoice of your current accounts. I will reimburse you the time you are currently out from Eve right from my own pocket.
You can send my share to the Indiegogo for Greece. TIA |
Velia Deviluke
Skynet Syndrom
Equinox Space Technologies
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:27:27 -
[2158] - Quote
My subscription expires today at 19:00 and i'd have loved to play EVE before it goes into frozen state...
Cluster said no ! |
Grinder2210
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
44
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:27:28 -
[2159] - Quote
Princess Trayvon Martin wrote:my mom says I have to go outside if eve is not up in a hour and I really do not want to go outside, its dangerous.
Just make sure your bubble is closed tightly and you will be fine |
DeadDuck
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
157
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:27:46 -
[2160] - Quote
Hey Goons, If by any chance this is part of your "Providence Invasion Plan", you're doing it wrong ... |
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Anslo
Scope Works
32015
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:27:53 -
[2161] - Quote
Again, Scope Works is recruiting,
When TQ is alive.
If Ever.
Also paquito did nothing wrong.
Also Xeno is a sexy man.
[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
80
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:27:53 -
[2162] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:http://static.gifland.us/files/2011/08/31/o6a28ja1a9b6sq6wurej.gif
a little late, but soooo cute :) D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. (Drink?) yea.. i gotta knock one back for posting that :P New rule, take a drink every time one of your posts is liked? (I've noticed you've received like 60 or so likes... I'm not trying to kill you I swear.)
hehe
thankfully i still have plenty to drink :) |
Mevius Three
A Thousand Hamsters
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:27:57 -
[2163] - Quote
Oh man I can only imagine how stressy and sucky the atmosphere at CCP must be right now... This is one of those unpaid overtime situations I bet :( I hate those where I work, they can happen a couple of times a week lol! Good luck, CCP! |
Chiana Stellan
Immersed
Goonswarm Federation
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:27:57 -
[2164] - Quote
Sarrgon wrote: This is getting kinda ridiculous, they must be having some serious issues with the servers down this long. Things also to consider, why how many systems in null that have reinforce timer on them and if they came out of reinforce during this time, will be some very upset people. Others losing out on making ISK. Others who just want to log on to have some fun. At this rate soon I would assume requesting a day or two's worth of free SP would not be out of the question to help compensate people.
The tears |
David 'Sprocket' Glerum
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:28:03 -
[2165] - Quote
Dear IT-wizards;
The answer is 42.
Sincerely,
The universe. |
McBarnacle
Varangian Sentinels
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:28:17 -
[2166] - Quote
If you don't get the server up soon I am going to have no option but go talk to the family.
Please guys, don't do that to me.................... |
Scarlett Stolas
Cherry-Poppers
-affliction-
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:28:17 -
[2167] - Quote
Chiana Stellan wrote:Mighty Bk wrote:Do you guys smell that? Smells like nightshift Maybe they will just throw their hands up and leave it till the morning. It might fix itself If it's this broken, saying up ll night won't help. You need to be well rested to be able to do server admin. |
Dobra Zabawa Penshar
Sojusz Julianski
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:28:25 -
[2168] - Quote
I should not say that but winter is coming. Scary, without EVE there is no future. |
Nihilo Deus
Russian SOBR
Dream Fleet
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:28:31 -
[2169] - Quote
Behold the OMEN ppl! The Great Server won't accept this diabolic sovereignty system. |
Valentine King
Zarnfell
The Southern Syndicate
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:28:31 -
[2170] - Quote
LOL - can see it now. The peeps at CCP will get this all sorted out and then the server will crash with the amount of players trying to log on at once................. |
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Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
32
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:28:38 -
[2171] - Quote
Tatsujin Kagaku wrote:Walking around the house... feels like walking in stations
How would we know that? |
Joshke
YIP.
29
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:28:40 -
[2172] - Quote
Xopher wrote:roll it back and start again
Perhaps someone has forgotten to setup a recovery point. |
Nolen Hekki
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:28:41 -
[2173] - Quote
I really hope ccp will give me an extra day of plex |
Lady Areola Fappington
2595
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:28:45 -
[2174] - Quote
Pur wrote:I believe an additional tutorial for Aura on basic backup and restoration methodology may be in order. It may go some way toward preventing the myriad of uneducated outbursts apparent every time something like this happens.
Plebs. Go away.
But Full Backups, mang! What, you're telling me CCP doesn't do an absolute and total mirror of every byte of Eve information in 100% real-time? WHERE IS MY SUB MONEY GOING!
7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY?
No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided.
--Eve New Player Guide
|
Talisker04
Ascending Angels
Two Drink Minimum
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:28:46 -
[2175] - Quote
Ketov Aktar wrote:Wow 107 pages so far.... Good thing I got some weed left
Please share |
HarlyQ
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
100
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:28:59 -
[2176] - Quote
Tohn Zanius wrote:when does the cluster vulnerability window end?
I guess the servers got entosised. |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
17
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:29:05 -
[2177] - Quote
Trademaster Rob wrote:Lady Areola Fappington wrote:Just to keep things in perspective for you all:
There are 30 days in a sub cycle. This is 720 hours a cycle. The most expensive sub fee for Eve is $15USD/mo. This works out to ~$0.02 cents an hour.
So, all in all, per account, you are currently out right around 12 cents USD as of this moment.
If this amount is truly stressful for you, please send me a verifiable invoice of your current accounts. I will reimburse you the time you are currently out from Eve right from my own pocket. It's not the rl money. I could have made 6-7 bil in those 6-7 hours (some a lot more, some a lot less)
Well, no one else made any ISK either...so you are exactly where you were in relation to the entire community. I hope this makes you feel better.
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Leo Augustus
Ol' Miners Tavern
Societas Liberalis Civitas
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:29:18 -
[2178] - Quote
I don't understand all the talk of compensation. 7 free hours tacked on... sure, I guess, but what good are skill points or ISK if everyone in the game gets them? |
Leeloo Killik
BAND of MAGNUS
THE R0NIN
69
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:29:24 -
[2179] - Quote
Mevius Three wrote:Oh man I can only imagine how stressy and sucky the atmosphere at CCP must be right now... This is one of those unpaid overtime situations I bet :( I hate those where I work, they can happen a couple of times a week lol! Good luck, CCP!
Nah, they are probably drinking beers making fun of Fozzie |
Simon Anaidni
Scalar Magnetics
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:29:43 -
[2180] - Quote
David 'Sprocket' Glerum wrote:Dear IT-wizards;
The answer is 42.
Sincerely,
The universe.
Yes!!!, All hail Dave for quiring the Universe for the solution, CCP you have permission to deploy 42 |
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Law Enforcement
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:29:55 -
[2181] - Quote
just to keep everyone occupied during extended downtime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh7lp9umG2I |
Suotana
Chapter Six
Chapters.
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:30:01 -
[2182] - Quote
For compensation CCP will pay for the medical bills / funerals of everyone participating in the drinking games |
Anslo
Scope Works
32015
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:30:02 -
[2183] - Quote
WOW I finally get a snipe and it magically goes back to the bottom of page 108. TQ isn't the only thing messing up. ;-;
[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
|
Scarlett Stolas
Cherry-Poppers
-affliction-
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:30:05 -
[2184] - Quote
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Trademaster Rob wrote:Lady Areola Fappington wrote:Just to keep things in perspective for you all:
There are 30 days in a sub cycle. This is 720 hours a cycle. The most expensive sub fee for Eve is $15USD/mo. This works out to ~$0.02 cents an hour.
So, all in all, per account, you are currently out right around 12 cents USD as of this moment.
If this amount is truly stressful for you, please send me a verifiable invoice of your current accounts. I will reimburse you the time you are currently out from Eve right from my own pocket. It's not the rl money. I could have made 6-7 bil in those 6-7 hours (some a lot more, some a lot less) Well, no one else made any ISK either...so you are exactly where you were in relation to the entire community. I hope this makes you feel better. Yeah, you've not lost any more than anyone else.
|
Connor Trentman
Astrum Tredecim
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:30:08 -
[2185] - Quote
have you tried turning it off and back on again? |
Dude Ringfield
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:30:08 -
[2186] - Quote
that was funny |
Berthalost Rex
Free Ore Exchange Co.
Project Immersion
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:30:15 -
[2187] - Quote
Well this gave me enough time to smoke 3 racks of ribs with apple and plum wood, make my special sauce. Now it is time for EVE. |
Yuji Nakamura
Frontier Excavation Combine
Sleeper Nation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:30:23 -
[2188] - Quote
It was either work or EVE tonight - guess fate decided for me :( |
Caboosette
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:30:28 -
[2189] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
[/b]
Our customers are being deprived! |
Just Another
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:30:30 -
[2190] - Quote
Weird ... .went to another page to watch some of my shows, and for some reason, this thread popped up in another tab, without me clicking for it, and after I have been off here for 20 minutes or so ... Just let happen when the servers come back up ... im missing out on ice... |
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Sister Abigal
Sister's of Evil
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:30:31 -
[2191] - Quote
ah they fork up again |
Anozeph
Operation Meatshield
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:30:38 -
[2192] - Quote
lets start the eve equivilent of ISIS and lets watch this ****** burn |
Zion Cedric
Space Safari
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:30:49 -
[2193] - Quote
I am just staring at the launcher.
At least it gives me some comfort in these tough times... |
Dr. Dice
Aurum-Sol
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:30:53 -
[2194] - Quote
Leeloo Killik wrote:Mevius Three wrote:Oh man I can only imagine how stressy and sucky the atmosphere at CCP must be right now... This is one of those unpaid overtime situations I bet :( I hate those where I work, they can happen a couple of times a week lol! Good luck, CCP! Nah, they are probably drinking beers making fun of Fozzie
They finished 3 hours ago and are just using this as a way to get a day off.
|
Teneveve Zhjenaal
The United Industrial Miner Police Force.
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:30:54 -
[2195] - Quote
Bird-Hare Bearchest wrote:Can I violence space ships yet?
This is my favorite quote of the thread. |
Sanjin
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:30:55 -
[2196] - Quote
Lady Areola Fappington wrote:Sanjin wrote:Maybe you should all get onto how this relates to other things? How does it affect Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner, purple penguins, and the stars and bars? I don't know, but Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner and "purple penguins" kinda relate to a really specific set of things. Something you'd like to share with us friend? It's cool, we're pretty accepting. Hell, I got back from having my surgery in Thailand not too long ago. Great stuff.
Most of what I can share is along the lines of 'Don't ask, don't tell.' I liked that policy.
I didn't ask. So why am I constantly being told? Bruce/Caitlyn should be able to be whatever, in silence. There is no need to tell.
Seems like today, there is a lot of need to tell me things, things I never asked. I was just trying to introduce some levity into the situation, but what I can tell you is that love the stars and bars, and that's a lot more of an issue for me than Bruce ever was, or eve being down.
Look at how fast these posts come. There is, and I'm not even being facetious here, more interest generated in server downtime than in most anything I've recently seen. Anyhows, enough blather, unless you have something amusing you want to add, that is. |
JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc
Brave Collective
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:31:02 -
[2197] - Quote
Mevius Three wrote:Oh man I can only imagine how stressy and sucky the atmosphere at CCP must be right now... This is one of those unpaid overtime situations I bet :( I hate those where I work, they can happen a couple of times a week lol! Good luck, CCP!
Or maybe they're all have fun at beach ... who knows ? |
Countess Kool
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:31:07 -
[2198] - Quote
You know the community would be more understanding if they tell us what is happening, servers not booting up, code they just input screwed everything, gremlins started drinking their beer so they can't get their morning fix. |
Ecolo
Highcouncil Private Holding
The Tsunami Collective
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:31:13 -
[2199] - Quote
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Trademaster Rob wrote:Lady Areola Fappington wrote:Just to keep things in perspective for you all:
There are 30 days in a sub cycle. This is 720 hours a cycle. The most expensive sub fee for Eve is $15USD/mo. This works out to ~$0.02 cents an hour.
So, all in all, per account, you are currently out right around 12 cents USD as of this moment.
If this amount is truly stressful for you, please send me a verifiable invoice of your current accounts. I will reimburse you the time you are currently out from Eve right from my own pocket. It's not the rl money. I could have made 6-7 bil in those 6-7 hours (some a lot more, some a lot less) Well, no one else made any ISK either...so you are exactly where you were in relation to the entire community. I hope this makes you feel better.
Hehehehehehehehehehehe nice remark dude plus3 |
Astro Agnon
Synapse.
Empyreus
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:31:27 -
[2200] - Quote
This situation reminds me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lxIL1WlxSQ |
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Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:31:30 -
[2201] - Quote
Truth.
CCP finds this thread and the drinking game (which they are all now playing) far to entertaining and have decided to stop working on the problem until this thread starts to bore them. Please stop being interesting and funny. |
Rhaegal
Swamphole Inc.
Swamphole
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:31:42 -
[2202] - Quote
Bandar Koots wrote:Its the North Korean's..The Great Leader got ganked last night and spat his dummy out the pram. This morning he's had a team of hackers **** down the internet cables. Say sorry or he might nuke CCP offices
So it's Mittens fault? seems legit. |
dongoble
Full Spectrum Inc
Fidelas Constans
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:31:49 -
[2203] - Quote
i think we should get free geckos, we need another event or something for more. |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
13
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:31:59 -
[2204] - Quote
Just Another wrote:Weird ... .went to another page to watch some of my shows, and for some reason, this thread popped up in another tab, without me clicking for it, and after I have been off here for 20 minutes or so ... Just let happen when the servers come back up ... im missing out on ice...
Cool Story!
|
Ted Rockson
eXtreme Co
Solyaris Chtonium
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:32:17 -
[2205] - Quote
CCP I think you need more help with network design and roll out. Hit me up in game, willing to relocate from Jita to Iceland. |
embrel
BamBam Inc.
Outlanders United
231
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:32:22 -
[2206] - Quote
a pity they all went home as CCP doesn't pay overtime.
meh, tomorrow again. |
Maetel Lithium
did he say call it bestfriends club delivered
Dragon Knights Inc
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:32:27 -
[2207] - Quote
Given how painless all the other updates have been, this is the kind of patch chaos we have been ducking for quite some time.
But Sov is such a HUGE part of the game, I would have been impressed if it DIDN'T have major glitches. |
Shiloh Templeton
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
347
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:32:31 -
[2208] - Quote
Is this CCP's sneaky plan to increase demand for Eve?
Since people always want what they can't have. |
Conrad Cadelanne
MasTek
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:32:32 -
[2209] - Quote
Plogging it again but this is how I got left in a fleet jump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLHO_E_U8o4 |
Masterginge Athonille
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:32:34 -
[2210] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHnTocdD7sk
One of Weird Als best. |
|
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Sarrgon
Avalonians United
19
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:32:36 -
[2211] - Quote
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Trademaster Rob wrote:Lady Areola Fappington wrote:Just to keep things in perspective for you all:
There are 30 days in a sub cycle. This is 720 hours a cycle. The most expensive sub fee for Eve is $15USD/mo. This works out to ~$0.02 cents an hour.
So, all in all, per account, you are currently out right around 12 cents USD as of this moment.
If this amount is truly stressful for you, please send me a verifiable invoice of your current accounts. I will reimburse you the time you are currently out from Eve right from my own pocket. It's not the rl money. I could have made 6-7 bil in those 6-7 hours (some a lot more, some a lot less) Well, no one else made any ISK either...so you are exactly where you were in relation to the entire community. I hope this makes you feel better.
What some not realize, is those that have a limited amount of play time and need to plex their accounts to be able to play Eve, for some its just an incovenience, for others it really hurts. So all because it may not effect you all that much not mean its not hurting others a lot. So all the OMG Tears or well no one else is making ISK atm, is kind of a ignorant statement, it will effect everyone in different ways. |
Scarlett Stolas
Cherry-Poppers
-affliction-
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:32:57 -
[2212] - Quote
Wait, we have a drinking game? What's that? |
Caterpillar
Grey Templars
Fidelas Constans
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:33:06 -
[2213] - Quote
So, forgive me if I've missed something, but let me check i have this right.
CCP bring down Eve at the usual DT and take the opportunity to fix a few bugs and presumably these bugs weren't real show-stoppers, as they wouldn't have waiting until DT before trying to fix them otherwise.
Eve fails to start up after DT and fair enough CCP try to fix the problems.
After several hours, said problems have still yet to be fixed, which prompts the question, why don't CCP just restore the software to how it was before they applied the fixes at DT?
It apparently can't be this easy, but i do tend to look for obvious solutions, when i am being deprived of EVE time. :) |
DJ Dunewolf
Eve Radio Corporation
Eve Radio Alliance
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:33:19 -
[2214] - Quote
Heaven is a place on earth so long as your tuned into my extended downtime show!
Check out http://eve-radio.com/
Join us in IRC at irc.coldfront.net channel #eve-radio
or use the jave client http://eve-radio.com/community/chat
Joining irc means you can make requests, and I can make my best attempt to play them..
Not everybody gets a happy ending..
But everybody gets to enjoy the show
<3
Dunewolf |
Aeon Kashada
Perkone
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:33:21 -
[2215] - Quote
Dayum, EVE Offline right here. |
Hoshi Nakumoto
X-Fleet Phantoms
The Sinful Legion
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:33:27 -
[2216] - Quote
Anyway peeps .... stay safe...don't hate and Ill see you all an the morrow |
Frost Ikkala
Volition Cult
The Volition Cult
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:33:39 -
[2217] - Quote
püñ Gùò_Gùò a++püñ Now I know how is going to be without EvE one day
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Escpage
Naquadria
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:33:47 -
[2218] - Quote
Can you take off the bounty ?! |
Macewind Kenobii
Security Caldary inc
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:33:56 -
[2219] - Quote
CCP FOZZIE |
Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:34:13 -
[2220] - Quote
Going from understanding to upset....
Going to need at update soon. it's coming up on a full 8 hour work day. |
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Foodpimp
xHELLonEARTHx
Against ALL Authorities
191
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:34:22 -
[2221] - Quote
My first day of unemployment after being downsized....and I can't get onto Eve. I'm not sure which one I should be more annoyed about. |
Trademaster Rob
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
13
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:34:30 -
[2222] - Quote
Lets get this to 200 pages bois. We can do it. YES WE CAN! |
industrial oblitorator
I N E X T R E M I S
Circle-Of-Two
19
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:34:34 -
[2223] - Quote
bump
http://www.eve-outtakes.de/industrial-oblitorator.jpg
Indy
0/
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KiloAlpha
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
Mordus Angels
234
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:34:53 -
[2224] - Quote
this is blatantly another goon payoff
i will expose the chat logs unless CCP deliver to my hanger.
3 x aeons
2 x avatars
1 x sheepskin full of epic whisky
12 x bottles of english Gin
1 x helicopter and CCP fozzies corpse |
Jericho Foxx
The Solid State Sovereignty
Indomitable Intentions
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:34:53 -
[2225] - Quote
did you reroute the primary power lines for the quantum X5 through the auxiliary dilithium coils? |
Dagramore Endocraven
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:35:03 -
[2226] - Quote
JFKen Imperia wrote:Mevius Three wrote:Oh man I can only imagine how stressy and sucky the atmosphere at CCP must be right now... This is one of those unpaid overtime situations I bet :( I hate those where I work, they can happen a couple of times a week lol! Good luck, CCP! Or maybe they're all have fun at beach ... who knows ?
Fun at the beach... in Iceland... |
JS Enforcer
Mythic Inc
Gentlemen's.Parlor
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:35:30 -
[2227] - Quote
damm ran out of isk on, iwantisk.com lol |
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
8788
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:35:31 -
[2228] - Quote
Countess Kool wrote:You know the community would be more understanding if ...
There is nothing you can write after that that is not complete BS.
The community has never and will never be understanding over anything that gives them the least little bit of inconvenience.
Mr Epeen
There are 86,400 seconds in a day. You just saved one of them by typing 'u' instead of 'you'.-á Congratulations, dumbass!
|
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
20
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:35:38 -
[2229] - Quote
Foodpimp wrote:My first day of unemployment after being downsized....and I can't get onto Eve. I'm not sure which one I should be more annoyed about.
Definitely the Eve part. Definitely. |
Umhrunn
Colossus Technologies
Project Wildfire
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:35:38 -
[2230] - Quote
Date of Birth: 2015-07-06 18:01
First Forum Visit: 2015-07-15 16:42
Number of Posts: 3
Bounty: 0 ISK
Likes Received: 0
wow you have been here for such a long time you definitely should post on the forums about how you feel about the server being down and be sure to add in your post your ideas on how to fix it CCP really need your expertise and positive input. Hurry type faster |
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Arnold Hita
EVE University
Ivy League
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:35:40 -
[2231] - Quote
Hello people there was a exploit with jump clones so they dont want to being the exploit back so no qucik system restore. |
Leo Augustus
Ol' Miners Tavern
Societas Liberalis Civitas
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:35:40 -
[2232] - Quote
Looks like we've switched from 30 min updates to at least hourly.
Strap in, might be a long ride :) |
Heidi Beldrulf
Black Water Oasis
The Blood Covenant
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:35:47 -
[2233] - Quote
Don't worry it's always the fault of the hamsters and/or Kevin's fault!!! Always |
Ida Aurlien
Cerberus Federation Industrial Division
Gentlemen's.Parlor
65
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:35:57 -
[2234] - Quote
Sanjin wrote:Lady Areola Fappington wrote:Sanjin wrote:Maybe you should all get onto how this relates to other things? How does it affect Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner, purple penguins, and the stars and bars? I don't know, but Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner and "purple penguins" kinda relate to a really specific set of things. Something you'd like to share with us friend? It's cool, we're pretty accepting. Hell, I got back from having my surgery in Thailand not too long ago. Great stuff. Most of what I can share is along the lines of 'Don't ask, don't tell.' I liked that policy. I didn't ask. So why am I constantly being told? Bruce/Caitlyn should be able to be whatever, in silence. There is no need to tell. Seems like today, there is a lot of need to tell me things, things I never asked. I was just trying to introduce some levity into the situation, but what I can tell you is that love the stars and bars, and that's a lot more of an issue for me than Bruce ever was, or eve being down. Look at how fast these posts come. There is, and I'm not even being facetious here, more interest generated in server downtime than in most anything I've recently seen. Anyhows, enough blather, unless you have something amusing you want to add, that is.
Are u saying if out on a date with him/her u would not wanna know ? |
Sanjin
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:36:00 -
[2235] - Quote
Masterginge Athonille wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHnTocdD7sk
One of Weird Als best.
Let's go old school. One of the first 'music videos,' before MTV was even a dream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPrtFxd9u9Y |
Anslo
Scope Works
32016
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:36:02 -
[2236] - Quote
SISI down too F
[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
|
Hopscotch Overblown
The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:36:03 -
[2237] - Quote
Caterpillar wrote:So, forgive me if I've missed something, but let me check i have this right.
CCP bring down Eve at the usual DT and take the opportunity to fix a few bugs and presumably these bugs weren't real show-stoppers, as they wouldn't have waiting until DT before trying to fix them otherwise.
Eve fails to start up after DT and fair enough CCP try to fix the problems.
After several hours, said problems have still yet to be fixed, which prompts the question, why don't CCP just restore the software to how it was before they applied the fixes at DT?
It apparently can't be this easy, but i do tend to look for obvious solutions, when i am being deprived of EVE time. :)
and if they can't get the servers powered up to a state where they can apply the rollback? |
Stutters Gravatt
Sono Keisan
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:36:05 -
[2238] - Quote
Instead of free skill points... Free implants?!?!?!?! |
Alex Ramios
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:36:10 -
[2239] - Quote
i hope today will not count in my game time. |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
20
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:36:31 -
[2240] - Quote
Mr Epeen wrote:Countess Kool wrote:You know the community would be more understanding if ... There is nothing you can write after that that is not complete BS. The community has never and will never be understanding over anything that gives them the least little bit of inconvenience. Mr Epeen
The abbreviation u for you is not a time saver. It is a space saver. |
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Zzaros Arreos
The Scope
Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:36:40 -
[2241] - Quote
Hi people of CCP,
first to say, you support which i had needed some times is really great and i believe the people there do a good job on helping fast.
But ... maybe some software testers less on such an important feature like shipskins or icons less and more of them on the new sov-system would have helped to avoid the actual situation.
Anyway - i believe in you :) |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
83
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:36:53 -
[2242] - Quote
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Truth.
CCP finds this thread and the drinking game (which they are all now playing) far too entertaining and have decided to stop working on the problem until this thread starts to bore them. Please stop being interesting and funny.
If this is true then CCP owes all of us who got the game started....
CCPDRINK!
also
#CCPphantomstillneeedzhugs
#forreal |
Lady Areola Fappington
2595
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:37:10 -
[2243] - Quote
Caterpillar wrote:So, forgive me if I've missed something, but let me check i have this right.
CCP bring down Eve at the usual DT and take the opportunity to fix a few bugs and presumably these bugs weren't real show-stoppers, as they wouldn't have waiting until DT before trying to fix them otherwise.
Eve fails to start up after DT and fair enough CCP try to fix the problems.
After several hours, said problems have still yet to be fixed, which prompts the question, why don't CCP just restore the software to how it was before they applied the fixes at DT?
It apparently can't be this easy, but i do tend to look for obvious solutions, when i am being deprived of EVE time. :)
The nice polite answer to this is, it's entirely possible that they can't just restore the software, due to a myriad of possible reasons. There's a chance that the only stable backup they have of the system affected might be too old to use. Eve is not a monolithic system, so restoring a backup/rollback is a little more difficult than what you would do for a home computer.
7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY?
No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided.
--Eve New Player Guide
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Shuffle Bug
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:37:13 -
[2244] - Quote
Dagramore Endocraven wrote:JFKen Imperia wrote:Mevius Three wrote:Oh man I can only imagine how stressy and sucky the atmosphere at CCP must be right now... This is one of those unpaid overtime situations I bet :( I hate those where I work, they can happen a couple of times a week lol! Good luck, CCP! Or maybe they're all have fun at beach ... who knows ? Fun at the beach... in Iceland...
It is possible... I mean you do know Greenland is the one covered in ice right? That whole bs thing to trick the vikings and all? |
Llish
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:37:17 -
[2245] - Quote
Guess the page number when Tranq gets back up, winner gets 100m ISK
Send me evemail and link to your post for ISK |
nm Kain
Minus Corva
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:37:18 -
[2246] - Quote
I've got a friend who bought 20k geckos when they first came out. I don't think giving him free geckos is going to cut it |
Gleanerman
BDBB Inc.
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:37:20 -
[2247] - Quote
If its a problem with the flux capacitor i hear the Iranians have plenty of nuclear fuel now..... |
Samuel Triptee
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
103
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:37:22 -
[2248] - Quote
Leo Augustus wrote:I don't understand all the talk of compensation. 7 free hours tacked on... sure, I guess, but what good are skill points or ISK if everyone in the game gets them?
Hmmmm... I never thought about other people.. It's all about me.. no?
Have You Hugged Your Frigate Today?
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Tobias Acuerdo
Lone Star Liquidations Llc
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:37:38 -
[2249] - Quote
Dagramore Endocraven wrote:JFKen Imperia wrote:Mevius Three wrote:Oh man I can only imagine how stressy and sucky the atmosphere at CCP must be right now... This is one of those unpaid overtime situations I bet :( I hate those where I work, they can happen a couple of times a week lol! Good luck, CCP! Or maybe they're all have fun at beach ... who knows ? Fun at the beach... in Iceland...
Right? |
Hogeron Amelan
Marquie-X.
Ev0ke
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:37:40 -
[2250] - Quote
Leo Augustus wrote:Looks like we've switched from 30 min updates to at least hourly.
Strap in, might be a long ride :)
maybe in some time you will be happy that you get updates at least once a day oO |
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Alexey Rumyancev
Catastrophe Assembly
Out of Sight.
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:37:48 -
[2251] - Quote
Stutters Gravatt wrote:Instead of free skill points... Free implants?!?!?!?!
both + an extra Gecko and a large soda |
Talisker04
Ascending Angels
Two Drink Minimum
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:37:49 -
[2252] - Quote
As my name sake implies, think its time to get the whiskey out and join the drinking game just for something to do |
Llish
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:38:17 -
[2253] - Quote
nm Kain wrote:I've got a friend who bought 20k geckos when they first came out. I don't think giving him free geckos is going to cut it
how ias that possibrul?
did he buy low or high |
Imustbecomfused
Out of Focus
Odin's Call
54
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:38:19 -
[2254] - Quote
Llish wrote:Guess the page number when Tranq gets back up, winner gets 100m ISK
148 pg |
xion cyrus
Jenk Corp
The Consortium of Worlds
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:38:20 -
[2255] - Quote
You can not do that for it's against empire policy |
Captain2Bun
Hoplite Brigade
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:38:39 -
[2256] - Quote
Hi,
I was wondering why there hasn't been a roll back to the stable build and a post mortem conducted.
Things don't always go to plan but there are usually processes in place for support when the proverbial hits the fan. Is this not the case with CCP?
I don't understand the rush to fix the broken code, which I'm sure will have less testing than usual, in lieu of deploying the stable build and postponing the update until a post mortem has been conducted.
Thanks for the hard work you guys are putting in but personally I think this series of unfortunate events could have been handled a lot better for both CCP and the players.
I've been in this position before myself and it is a lot of stress for the engineers, props to them, keep fighting the good fight.
o7
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lord xavier
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
81
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:38:39 -
[2257] - Quote
Anslo wrote:Again, Scope Works is recruiting,
When TQ is alive.
If Ever.
Also paquito did nothing wrong.
Also Xeno is a sexy man.
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Bignfurrie
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:38:43 -
[2258] - Quote
Just incase you finish the narwhals vid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3YmHZ9HMPs |
Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated
Fidelas Constans
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:38:48 -
[2259] - Quote
Sanjin wrote:Masterginge Athonille wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHnTocdD7sk
One of Weird Als best. Let's go old school. One of the first 'music videos,' before MTV was even a dream. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPrtFxd9u9Y
I do not know why i can not stop laughing ! Whats the WORD ??? |
Zero Eclipse
Revolver Inc.
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:38:59 -
[2260] - Quote
Trademaster Rob wrote:Lets get this to 200 pages bois. We can do it. YES WE CAN!
*cheer |
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Baniya Blade
Modded corp
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:39:00 -
[2261] - Quote
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOINGSOLVING PROBLEM
19:00 UTC - SOLVING PROBLEM
20:00 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
21:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
22:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
23:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO SOLVE PROBLEM
23:59:59 UTC - PROBLEM SOLVED, SHLULD APPLY CHANGES
00:00 UTC - SERVER DIED |
Lady Areola Fappington
2595
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:39:02 -
[2262] - Quote
Ida Aurlien wrote:Sanjin wrote:Lady Areola Fappington wrote:Sanjin wrote:Maybe you should all get onto how this relates to other things? How does it affect Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner, purple penguins, and the stars and bars? I don't know, but Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner and "purple penguins" kinda relate to a really specific set of things. Something you'd like to share with us friend? It's cool, we're pretty accepting. Hell, I got back from having my surgery in Thailand not too long ago. Great stuff. Most of what I can share is along the lines of 'Don't ask, don't tell.' I liked that policy. I didn't ask. So why am I constantly being told? Bruce/Caitlyn should be able to be whatever, in silence. There is no need to tell. Seems like today, there is a lot of need to tell me things, things I never asked. I was just trying to introduce some levity into the situation, but what I can tell you is that love the stars and bars, and that's a lot more of an issue for me than Bruce ever was, or eve being down. Look at how fast these posts come. There is, and I'm not even being facetious here, more interest generated in server downtime than in most anything I've recently seen. Anyhows, enough blather, unless you have something amusing you want to add, that is. Are u saying if out on a date with him/her u would not wanna know ?
Hey man, sometimes you want a surprise. It's like those mystery flavor airheads.
7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY?
No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided.
--Eve New Player Guide
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Cobra Gaterau
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:39:05 -
[2263] - Quote
Gleanerman wrote:If its a problem with the flux capacitor i hear the Iranians have plenty of nuclear fuel now.....
Hahahahaha ...........this guy |
Alan Mathison
Signal Cartel
EvE-Scout Enclave
54
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:39:10 -
[2264] - Quote
Wow.
To a large extent, I've never seen such a bunch of entitled whiners. This is a game, folks.
I've been where CCP are now, in Real Life (anyone ranting here knows what that is?). I can assure you that no one involved with the servers or the relevant programming now is sitting back and opening up the beers. They're going through a nightmare right now.
CCP Falcon is telling us what can be told. In situations like this its a delicate balance between letting the guys who can fix the issue fix the issue, and bugging them to tell you what's going on when it probably isn't clear to anyone yet.
A good percentage of you folks are reacting like 13 year old boys whose only knowledge of responsibility is taking a shower once in a while and making sure your corp's POSs are fueled up.
Let's be nice humans with some compassion & a reasonable sense of priorities. CCP want the servers back up, believe it or not, more than we do, and they have a better reason for it.
Keep hacking, CCP. Ignore the haters. They have no idea what's going on.
Oh, and Falcon, loved the addition of the Maurice fire-in-server-room graphic. Made my day!
Good luck, guys!
--
Alan Mathison, Explorer, Signal Cartel
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Umhrunn
Colossus Technologies
Project Wildfire
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:39:13 -
[2265] - Quote
Don Palcsi wrote:I'm starting to think i want play eve. I'm here from 11:30 UTC continuosly trying to enter the game
I have been trying since 7am its now 10:30am
I say "suck it up buttercup" we are all at the mercy of our gaming addiction
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
83
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:39:29 -
[2266] - Quote
Llish wrote:Guess the page number when Tranq gets back up, winner gets 100m ISK
213 |
Caterpillar
Grey Templars
Fidelas Constans
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:39:35 -
[2267] - Quote
Hopscotch Overblown wrote:Caterpillar wrote:So, forgive me if I've missed something, but let me check i have this right.
CCP bring down Eve at the usual DT and take the opportunity to fix a few bugs and presumably these bugs weren't real show-stoppers, as they wouldn't have waiting until DT before trying to fix them otherwise.
Eve fails to start up after DT and fair enough CCP try to fix the problems.
After several hours, said problems have still yet to be fixed, which prompts the question, why don't CCP just restore the software to how it was before they applied the fixes at DT?
It apparently can't be this easy, but i do tend to look for obvious solutions, when i am being deprived of EVE time. :) and if they can't get the servers powered up to a state where they can apply the rollback?
get a more reliable power source maybe?
seriously tho, with all of the chaff on this forum, does anyone actually know what the actual issue is. For example, is it a software issue or has the Icelandic government forgotten to pay the electricity bill? |
JackMarston
B R I M E R
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:39:44 -
[2268] - Quote
Talisker04 wrote:As my name sake implies, think its time to get the whiskey out and join the drinking game just for something to do
you're late.......... my laphroaig is almost out :( |
Dr. Dice
Aurum-Sol
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:39:44 -
[2269] - Quote
The server is going to crash the second everyone tries to log in at the same time. No que, just crash. |
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
1882
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:39:44 -
[2270] - Quote
Leo Augustus wrote:Looks like we've switched from 30 min updates to at least hourly.
Strap in on, might be a long ride :)
Fixed that for ya....
Relatively Notorious By Association
My Many Misadventures
Inaugural C&P Thunderdome Champion
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Tony Lennelluc
Dragons of Stone and Steel
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:39:48 -
[2271] - Quote
Llish wrote:Guess the page number when Tranq gets back up, winner gets 100m ISK
my guess is 439 pages, 139 unplug it and plug it back in jokes, 96 windows 10 jokes, and i dont know how many hamster jokes probably about 130
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who donGÇÖt.
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Jackie Fisher
Syrkos Technologies
Joint Venture Conglomerate
496
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:40:03 -
[2272] - Quote
My 9th Eve birthday today and I can't log in to get my cake :(
Fear God and Thread Nought
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lanco Amatin
Space Ship Gamers inc.
Violent Declaration
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:40:04 -
[2273] - Quote
omg come on me wife has gone bingo and im bored |
Kirin Dae Duraldin
Drill Corp
Spooky Scary Skeletons.
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:40:06 -
[2274] - Quote
Imustbecomfused wrote:Llish wrote:Guess the page number when Tranq gets back up, winner gets 100m ISK 148 pg
123! |
Fuzzy TheBear
Angels of Ptah
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:40:16 -
[2275] - Quote
Scarlett Stolas wrote:Wait, we have a drinking game? What's that?
At first every time it was going from offline to vip we'd have a beer/drink finished the beer .. went to rum and gave up before rolling under the table ... sipping coffee now Ask Lemon for a status report for laughs ^^ |
Alex T-Bone
ROMANIA Renegades.
Circle-Of-Two
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:40:18 -
[2276] - Quote
Guys, who use entosis link on CCP server ?? |
Debby Ri'ua
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:40:44 -
[2277] - Quote
we believe in u guys |
Joshke
YIP.
29
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:40:51 -
[2278] - Quote
I don't beleive in servers suffering from hamsters. Coutld it be Russians charging your servers? |
Primus Augusto
Pecuniam Enterprises
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:40:53 -
[2279] - Quote
Im so watching the IT crowd again! |
KanashiiKami
116
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:40:55 -
[2280] - Quote
wait a minute ....
is she a player here ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4R5Au6D8Bc
WUT ???
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Scath Bererund
Volition Cult
The Volition Cult
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:41:01 -
[2281] - Quote
Llish wrote:Guess the page number when Tranq gets back up, winner gets 100m ISK
Send me evemail and link to your post for ISK
1845
did you guys check it was plugged in? |
Arnold Hita
EVE University
Ivy League
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:41:01 -
[2282] - Quote
230
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Ted Rockson
eXtreme Co
Solyaris Chtonium
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:41:02 -
[2283] - Quote
Jericho Foxx wrote:did you reroute the primary power lines for the quantum X5 through the auxiliary dilithium coils?
If you do the you have to bypass the antimatter injectors which regulate the power stream. EVE could ... could blow up!!! |
Zamandrana Nalemir
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:41:13 -
[2284] - Quote
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Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
20
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:41:20 -
[2285] - Quote
Alan Mathison wrote:Wow.
To a large extent, I've never seen such a bunch of entitled whiners. This is a game, folks.
I've been where CCP are now, in Real Life (anyone ranting here knows what that is?). I can assure you that no one involved with the servers or the relevant programming now is sitting back and opening up the beers. They're going through a nightmare right now.
CCP Falcon is telling us what can be told. In situations like this its a delicate balance between letting the guys who can fix the issue fix the issue, and bugging them to tell you what's going on when it probably isn't clear to anyone yet.
A good percentage of you folks are reacting like 13 year old boys whose only knowledge of responsibility is taking a shower once in a while and making sure your corp's POSs are fueled up.
Let's be nice humans with some compassion & a reasonable sense of priorities. CCP want the servers back up, believe it or not, more than we do, and they have a better reason for it.
Keep hacking, CCP. Ignore the haters. They have no idea what's going on.
Oh, and Falcon, loved the addition of the Maurice fire-in-server-room graphic. Made my day!
Good luck, guys!
Very few of the posts today have been whiners. I've read them all and you sir, are over-reacting! |
Christian Soleater
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:41:24 -
[2286] - Quote
Foodpimp wrote:My first day of unemployment after being downsized....and I can't get onto Eve. I'm not sure which one I should be more annoyed about.
I'm with you. My company laid off remote employees and I was one of them. For the love of God, I need some pew pew. |
Anslo
Scope Works
32016
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:41:30 -
[2287] - Quote
It's gewnspiracy to keep fozziesov from happenign so evil gewns atak server and ccp was in shock and sad because they were in shock!
so ccp reach REAL high into sky, fist tight like fists and shouted 2 heaven
GRRR GEWNS!!!
(join scope)
[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
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Emu Nebulas
EVE University
Ivy League
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:41:32 -
[2288] - Quote
Quote:Law enforcement agencies from 20 countries working together have shut down a major computer hacking forum, and U.S. officials have filed criminal charges against a dozen people associated with the website, the U.S. Department of Justice announced.
Darkode.com on Wednesday displayed a message saying the site and domain had been seized by the FBI and other law enforcement agencies.
Roughly the same Tranquility goes down....hmmmm? |
Imustbecomfused
Out of Focus
Odin's Call
54
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:41:50 -
[2289] - Quote
Alex T-Bone wrote:Guys, who use entosis link on CCP server ??
sorry, my bad
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Aidan Hawking
Marmolex Dharma Corporation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:41:54 -
[2290] - Quote
Reverendia Zeddamax wrote:Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve.
Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look to the devs and see.
They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy.
Because the server's up, server's down.
(Server's up, server's down)
Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Fozzie, just killed the game.
Put an update to its head,
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead.
Fozzie, sov had just begun,
but now updates take all day.
Fozzie, ooh,
didn't mean to make Eve die.
If it's not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.
First post on the forums just to say this is AWESOME!
Confirmed, this nearly made me **** myself I laughed so hard. Then I started singing it on our comms and my mate got mad at me. I think he's just upset cause he's Greek XD
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Penn Koskanaiken
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:42:05 -
[2291] - Quote
Jackie Fisher wrote:My 9th Eve birthday today and I can't log in to get my cake :(
The cake is a lie/
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Foodpimp
xHELLonEARTHx
Against ALL Authorities
193
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:42:12 -
[2292] - Quote
JackMarston wrote:Talisker04 wrote:As my name sake implies, think its time to get the whiskey out and join the drinking game just for something to do you're late.......... my laphroaig is almost out :(
I like their quarter cask....nice balance of peat |
Toxicirishmn
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:42:13 -
[2293] - Quote
Thank you CCP for taking allowing EVE to be offline so long. I have actually gotten some "work" done today.
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Stutters Gravatt
Sono Keisan
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:42:29 -
[2294] - Quote
Llish wrote:Guess the page number when Tranq gets back up, winner gets 100m ISK
Send me evemail and link to your post for ISK
169 |
Caterpillar
Grey Templars
Fidelas Constans
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:42:39 -
[2295] - Quote
oh, the server is actually up and running fine. it's just the launcher that's erroneously reporting that tranquility is offline.
it's very quiet in eve atm and i'm having great fun. |
McBrideCZ
Callide Vulpis
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:42:43 -
[2296] - Quote
DDOS atack? |
Umhrunn
Colossus Technologies
Project Wildfire
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:42:59 -
[2297] - Quote
Sanjin wrote:Masterginge Athonille wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHnTocdD7sk
One of Weird Als best. Let's go old school. One of the first 'music videos,' before MTV was even a dream. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPrtFxd9u9Y
bump up this song its a fun thing to dance to while you wait for the server to come back online!!!!
*dances to the bird*
this was a great idea |
FireusI
F-I-N-K PROPERTY
F-I-N-K and Co.
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:43:03 -
[2298] - Quote
[url]http://memecrunch.com/meme/113R5/battlefield-4-crash-server/image.jpg[/url]
oh dear still down back to some thing diffrant |
Iskalen Mobius
PROCORP
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:43:08 -
[2299] - Quote
Kirin Dae Duraldin wrote:Imustbecomfused wrote:Llish wrote:Guess the page number when Tranq gets back up, winner gets 100m ISK 148 pg 123!
666 |
Mighty Bk
Castle Bravo
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:43:11 -
[2300] - Quote
Problem solved!
https://twitter.com/CCP_Falcon/status/621370103851057152?s=09 |
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Tatsujin Kagaku
Dussault Enterprises
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:43:14 -
[2301] - Quote
Talisker04 wrote:As my name sake implies, think its time to get the whiskey out and join the drinking game just for something to do
This is my favorite wiskey! When the game goes online, please dont gank me...
Right now I'm sipping glenmorangie. Too poor to afford talsker. gm at least half the price. |
Talisker04
Ascending Angels
Two Drink Minimum
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:43:17 -
[2302] - Quote
JackMarston wrote:Talisker04 wrote:As my name sake implies, think its time to get the whiskey out and join the drinking game just for something to do you're late.......... my laphroaig is almost out :(
Well I've got full bottle and lost of catching up to do, might even need a second bottle |
Baltich Sidatious
LiCH - The Ghost Fleet
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:43:29 -
[2303] - Quote
This is some kind of cruel joke, yes? |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
83
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:43:38 -
[2304] - Quote
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Alan Mathison wrote:Wow.
To a large extent, I've never seen such a bunch of entitled whiners. This is a game, folks.
I've been where CCP are now, in Real Life (anyone ranting here knows what that is?). I can assure you that no one involved with the servers or the relevant programming now is sitting back and opening up the beers. They're going through a nightmare right now.
CCP Falcon is telling us what can be told. In situations like this its a delicate balance between letting the guys who can fix the issue fix the issue, and bugging them to tell you what's going on when it probably isn't clear to anyone yet.
A good percentage of you folks are reacting like 13 year old boys whose only knowledge of responsibility is taking a shower once in a while and making sure your corp's POSs are fueled up.
Let's be nice humans with some compassion & a reasonable sense of priorities. CCP want the servers back up, believe it or not, more than we do, and they have a better reason for it.
Keep hacking, CCP. Ignore the haters. They have no idea what's going on.
Oh, and Falcon, loved the addition of the Maurice fire-in-server-room graphic. Made my day!
Good luck, guys!
Very few of the posts today have been whiners. I've read them all and you sir, are over-reacting!
Very true. Most of us are actually enojying this extended DT :)
and you need to drink.... it's the rules :P
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Gillian Rova
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:43:55 -
[2305] - Quote
did you guys replug the powercord after powering it down ? |
KanashiiKami
116
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:44:02 -
[2306] - Quote
i have a bad feeling about this that all our game data is going to get wiped ...
WUT ???
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Joshke
YIP.
33
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:44:09 -
[2307] - Quote
Iskalen Mobius wrote:Kirin Dae Duraldin wrote:Imustbecomfused wrote:Llish wrote:Guess the page number when Tranq gets back up, winner gets 100m ISK 148 pg 123! 666
1024 |
Hakutsuru Sake
Perkone
Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:44:12 -
[2308] - Quote
Thanks for the Updates CCP Falcon I hope you all get this fixed soon.
A free bottle of sake would be nice. Ok I tried |
xion cyrus
Jenk Corp
The Consortium of Worlds
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:44:15 -
[2309] - Quote
I know what there doing
1 each time a person demands compensation ccp keeps the servers down 1 extra hour
2 every time you think you should get a modual ccp takes a shot of vodka
3 every time you think you should get free sp ccp drinks a tanker of beer
4 every time a person just in general whines that the game is not on ccp snorts 2 lines
lesson learned
STOP WHINING |
Esrevid Nekkeg
Justified and Ancient
354
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:44:22 -
[2310] - Quote
Oooooh! Threadnought.
Here I used to have a sig of our old Camper in space. Now it is disregarded as being the wrong format.
Looking out the window I see one thing: Nothing wrong with the format of our Camper! Silly CCP......
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Ossprey
Lucri Causa
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:44:23 -
[2311] - Quote
Isn't this why Patches are released on Tusdays?? Ever since Beta any patch that was released on any other day but tusday has caused the cluster to Hate the new patch.
Thought after nearly 15 years this will have been fixed, but I bet it's the sever overheating due to age, Linux will only go so far to keep old clusters functional. |
JackMarston
B R I M E R
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:44:26 -
[2312] - Quote
Foodpimp wrote:JackMarston wrote:Talisker04 wrote:As my name sake implies, think its time to get the whiskey out and join the drinking game just for something to do you're late.......... my laphroaig is almost out :( I like their quarter cask....nice balance of peat
my fav is the old 15yr :)) |
Gavriel Koraka
Fugutive Task Force
A T O N E M E N T
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:44:32 -
[2313] - Quote
TheTennant wrote:Seeing as half of eve is here atm, would this be a good time to request 1m from every one of you :)
We could start the:
Orca for sale, cheep, with mining mods............ |
Alpha Lonefire
True Industral Formation Inc
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:44:38 -
[2314] - Quote
Would it be wrong to have my alts post here as well since I keep seeing the same faces posting over and over again?
Liquid War
Ice Massiah
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Frank Stammler
Obsidian Cadre
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:44:49 -
[2315] - Quote
Have you checked its plugged in |
Pete Toxcal
White Zulu
Scorpion Federation
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:44:49 -
[2316] - Quote
Caterpillar wrote:So, forgive me if I've missed something, but let me check i have this right.
CCP bring down Eve at the usual DT and take the opportunity to fix a few bugs and presumably these bugs weren't real show-stoppers, as they wouldn't have waiting until DT before trying to fix them otherwise.
Eve fails to start up after DT and fair enough CCP try to fix the problems.
After several hours, said problems have still yet to be fixed, which prompts the question, why don't CCP just restore the software to how it was before they applied the fixes at DT?
It apparently can't be this easy, but i do tend to look for obvious solutions, when i am being deprived of EVE time. :)
Most companies dont give money for business continuity management (BCM) and very often you hear "I cant remember any problem in past - why shall we invest in BCM?
And if the crash is there, the management didnt search the reasons, they search the guilty person to fire. BCM is much more than to have a backup - now we see the necessity.
Business as usual, not only here. |
Talisker04
Ascending Angels
Two Drink Minimum
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:44:50 -
[2317] - Quote
Tatsujin Kagaku wrote:Talisker04 wrote:As my name sake implies, think its time to get the whiskey out and join the drinking game just for something to do This is my favorite wiskey! When the game goes online, please dont gank me... Right now I'm sipping glenmorangie. Too poor to afford talsker. gm at least half the price.
GMs nice to tho I hav to agree |
Gernot Antollare
Shifting Sands Trader Cartel
Bleak Horizon Alliance.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:44:53 -
[2318] - Quote
Alan Mathison wrote:Wow.
To a large extent, I've never seen such a bunch of entitled whiners. This is a game, folks.
[...]
Let's be nice humans with some compassion & a reasonable sense of priorities. CCP want the servers back up, believe it or not, more than we do, and they have a better reason for it.
Keep hacking, CCP. Ignore the haters. They have no idea what's going on.
Oh, and Falcon, loved the addition of the Maurice fire-in-server-room graphic. Made my day!
Good luck, guys!
Pretty much this ...
CCP Falcon is updating us about the progress which is more than i've seen from other companies concerning downtimes!
Also, EVE has survived way longer DTs ... It'll be done when it's done and if it takes 3d EVE will still be there! |
TJ Jr Andersson
Shocky Industries Ltd.
Inver Brass
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:45:04 -
[2319] - Quote
138 page serve goes up! Just do it! :o
anyway I have never been podded for so long >< |
KenFlorian
Jednota Inc
22
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:45:08 -
[2320] - Quote
Emu Nebulas wrote:Quote:Law enforcement agencies from 20 countries working together have shut down a major computer hacking forum, and U.S. officials have filed criminal charges against a dozen people associated with the website, the U.S. Department of Justice announced.
Darkode.com on Wednesday displayed a message saying the site and domain had been seized by the FBI and other law enforcement agencies. Roughly the same Tranquility goes down....hmmmm?
It took how many pages and posts for somebody to start talking sense?
Blessings on Emu. |
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Commander Spurty
Dimension Door
We need wards.
1511
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:45:09 -
[2321] - Quote
I don't know whats going on, but I'm here to post and "SHOUT AT THE WALL" anyway!
There are good ships
And wood ships
And ships that sail the sea
But the best ships are
Spaceships
Built by CCP
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Frank Rotsuda
Article IV
Advent of Fate
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:45:31 -
[2322] - Quote
Joshke wrote:Iskalen Mobius wrote:Kirin Dae Duraldin wrote:Imustbecomfused wrote:Llish wrote:Guess the page number when Tranq gets back up, winner gets 100m ISK 148 pg 123! 666 1024
1337 |
Kirin Dae Duraldin
Drill Corp
Spooky Scary Skeletons.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:45:35 -
[2323] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Alan Mathison wrote:Wow.
To a large extent, I've never seen such a bunch of entitled whiners. This is a game, folks.
I've been where CCP are now, in Real Life (anyone ranting here knows what that is?). I can assure you that no one involved with the servers or the relevant programming now is sitting back and opening up the beers. They're going through a nightmare right now.
CCP Falcon is telling us what can be told. In situations like this its a delicate balance between letting the guys who can fix the issue fix the issue, and bugging them to tell you what's going on when it probably isn't clear to anyone yet.
A good percentage of you folks are reacting like 13 year old boys whose only knowledge of responsibility is taking a shower once in a while and making sure your corp's POSs are fueled up.
Let's be nice humans with some compassion & a reasonable sense of priorities. CCP want the servers back up, believe it or not, more than we do, and they have a better reason for it.
Keep hacking, CCP. Ignore the haters. They have no idea what's going on.
Oh, and Falcon, loved the addition of the Maurice fire-in-server-room graphic. Made my day!
Good luck, guys!
Very few of the posts today have been whiners. I've read them all and you sir, are over-reacting! Very true. Most of us are actually enojying this extended DT :) and you need to drink.... it's the rules :P
Lemon how did you make your toon look like an ex junky, or anorexic, lol, can't decide which. You are so skinny O.o
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Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:45:38 -
[2324] - Quote
**** it! everyone spam this thread... lets crash the forums too. |
Stu Pendisdick
Odyssey SDC
The Revenant Order
67
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:45:40 -
[2325] - Quote
Approaching 6 hours now.
This really is getting rather silly.
Admit failure and rollback...continued failing at this point is devolving from persistence into incompetence.
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Ossprey
Lucri Causa
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:45:50 -
[2326] - Quote
xion cyrus wrote:I know what there doing 1 each time a person demands compensation ccp keeps the servers down 1 extra hour 2 every time you think you should get a modual ccp takes a shot of vodka 3 every time you think you should get free sp ccp drinks a tanker of beer 4 every time a person just in general whines that the game is not on ccp snorts 2 lines lesson learned STOP WHINING
But that's a normal Friday evening at CCP |
Jacek Bud
Swifts Russian
Legion of xXDEATHXx
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:45:55 -
[2327] - Quote
Fozzie, you forgot paid SOV datacenter bill? ;) |
Scarlett Stolas
Cherry-Poppers
-affliction-
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:46:02 -
[2328] - Quote
KanashiiKami wrote:i have a bad feeling about this that all our game data is going to get wiped ...
and right spot on post #2300
We've still got our characters so they probably haven't lost the db. Unless the forums is a different one that is synced from the live one.
Which is probably is thinking about it. |
soulltaker Aldeland
Audentis Fortuna Iuvat
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:46:07 -
[2329] - Quote
oh well...bk to the xbox |
Maarten Toussaint
Brief Existential Therapy
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:46:09 -
[2330] - Quote
Oh, well OK, it's going to take a while. A good time to play good old Skyrim again! I have a big, brawler fit fighter with some cool armour in the low slots. Gives him a bit of a high signature resolution, so maybe i will let him run around in his pyjama's for increased agility. Just keep orbiting those Draugrs at 500 meters and......aarrghh, Hurry Please!! |
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Rhaegal
Swamphole Inc.
Swamphole
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:46:15 -
[2331] - Quote
Alan Mathison wrote:Wow.
To a large extent, I've never seen such a bunch of entitled whiners. This is a game, folks.
Never? This has been eve accepted community behavior for over a decade.
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Ben Bernannke
Vickery Mining Corporation
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:46:16 -
[2332] - Quote
Hurry Devs, Jonesin bad... |
Onteros
High Flyers
Gentlemen's.Club
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:46:26 -
[2333] - Quote
jiggle the handle dammit |
Kestral Anneto
The Founding Four
Fidelas Constans
92
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:46:36 -
[2334] - Quote
Id laugh if, when the server comes back up, everything has been reworked, HD textures and everything. CCP dropping update bombs left and right. |
Lisa Hyperan
High House of Hyperan
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:46:49 -
[2335] - Quote
Hey ...
Don't you think it is time to put on last days backup and give us two free days of gaming for the lost one ?
*sighh*
code safe :-)
o7 |
Chriz East
De Skamskudte Ravne
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:47:02 -
[2336] - Quote
WHAT IF all the skill points was lost and you had to start all over, how many of you would then still play ?
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Llish
State War Academy
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:47:11 -
[2337] - Quote
Toxicirishmn wrote:Thank you CCP for taking allowing EVE to be offline so long. I have actually gotten some "work" done today.
Dog walked
Dishes washed up and remove from bath (yeah but there was a lot soo)
Took shower
Mopped floor (oats drys like concrete)
Talked to my next door neibour, (his name is Jonshton and he smokes weed)
Hoovered floor
generally tidy up flat, my carpet is cream!
put washing on
looked for a job... nah jk
watered plants
f5f5f5f5f5,, grr
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Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:47:13 -
[2338] - Quote
At least http://eve-radio.com/ is playing good music. |
Jove Delegate
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:47:16 -
[2339] - Quote
wtb corpses |
Nicolas Utama
Seven Guardians
Equinox Space Technologies
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:47:17 -
[2340] - Quote
Llish wrote:Guess the page number when Tranq gets back up, winner gets 100m ISK
Send me evemail and link to your post for ISK
235 pages
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Sylia
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
22
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:47:46 -
[2341] - Quote
Mami, tengo miedo |
KanashiiKami
117
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:47:52 -
[2342] - Quote
Stu Pendisdick wrote:Approaching 6 hours now.
This really is getting rather silly.
Admit failure and rollback...continued failing at this point is devolving from persistence into incompetence.
at 8th hour, server login skill level 3 will be completed. +5 implants on internet speed will make no diff ... lets just wait
WUT ???
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Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
33
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:47:52 -
[2343] - Quote
Lisa Hyperan wrote:Hey ...
Don't you think it is time to put on last days backup and give us two free days of gaming for the lost one ?
*sighh*
code safe :-)
o7
Poor people and their demands for free stuff. It is adorable.
God I love being rich. |
Anozeph
Operation Meatshield
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:47:54 -
[2344] - Quote
Chriz East wrote:WHAT IF all the skill points was lost and you had to start all over, how many of you would then still play ?
no one. |
Gernot Antollare
Shifting Sands Trader Cartel
Bleak Horizon Alliance.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:48:00 -
[2345] - Quote
o_O
amazing horse still playing in the background and i don't even notice anymore ... think i'm going mental \o/ |
White Stargaze
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:48:02 -
[2346] - Quote
Have you tried turning it off and on again? |
Fugly Isktaker
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:48:13 -
[2347] - Quote
Has anyone at CCP tried negotiation yet? |
Llish
State War Academy
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:48:22 -
[2348] - Quote
Chriz East wrote:WHAT IF all the skill points was lost and you had to start all over, how many of you would then still play ?
Oh for sure, it would be ace! new names, I might even get Han Solo, or Chewy
C'mon, we all checked those two right? |
Scarlett Stolas
Cherry-Poppers
-affliction-
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:48:35 -
[2349] - Quote
Nicolas Utama wrote:Llish wrote:Guess the page number when Tranq gets back up, winner gets 100m ISK
Send me evemail and link to your post for ISK 235 pages
I guess page 151. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
84
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:48:53 -
[2350] - Quote
Llish wrote:Toxicirishmn wrote:Thank you CCP for taking allowing EVE to be offline so long. I have actually gotten some "work" done today. Dog walked Dishes washed up and remove from bath (yeah but there was a lot soo) Took shower Mopped floor (oats drys like concrete) Talked to my next door neibour, (his name is Jonshton and he smokes weed) Hoovered floor generally tidy up flat, my carpet is cream! put washing on looked for a job... nah jk watered plants f5f5f5f5f5,, grr
Hrmmm... your original post was a little different :P |
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Thulium Strauss
the muppets
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:49:00 -
[2351] - Quote
The problem is caused by some Rogue Drones in TQ's Cluster :P |
Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
33
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:49:03 -
[2352] - Quote
White Stargaze wrote:Have you tried turning it off and on again?
It wasn't funny the first 200 times. |
Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:49:09 -
[2353] - Quote
page 384 |
Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:49:11 -
[2354] - Quote
Iknew they should have upgraded those hamsters to badgers instead |
Buster Atmosk
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:49:12 -
[2355] - Quote
Have you tried turning it off and back on again? |
Lisa Hyperan
High House of Hyperan
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:49:20 -
[2356] - Quote
Joshke wrote:Iskalen Mobius wrote:Kirin Dae Duraldin wrote:Imustbecomfused wrote:Llish wrote:Guess the page number when Tranq gets back up, winner gets 100m ISK 148 pg 123! 666 1024
120 |
Jeff Geoff
Phoenix Infernis
Affirmative.
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:49:21 -
[2357] - Quote
17.45 hrs Eve time, this is bringing back memories of when a long training skill was recommended after patches and BOB was the prime mover in the Eve cosmos. I have been playing this crazy game badly since 2005.
Well I passed the time and did the bowel cancer screening thing, following the instructions to the letter (I'll spare you the details - too much information) and I am now going to wander off to the super market and then the pub. This Eve failure is costing me money!
I blame CODE - CCP, pay them the 10 mill and things might start working!
WE SHALL NOT IMPROVE! |
Tramp Steamer
The Society of Odd Fellows
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:49:30 -
[2358] - Quote
Gawd strewth, if this carries on much longer I'm going to actually have to talk to the wife...
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3ulldog
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:49:47 -
[2359] - Quote
He stole Marmite Logo. haha. Love you Falcon. |
Yash Nima
Skyhawks Academy
Skyhawks Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:49:52 -
[2360] - Quote
Server startup:
https://vine.co/v/e116qPLwqlu/embed
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Steve Ronuken
Fuzzwork Enterprises
Vote Steve Ronuken for CSM
5442
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:49:53 -
[2361] - Quote
Want to play.
But I know the pain of having people breathing down your neck, when something worked absolutely fine in testing, but not when it's time to put it on production kit.
Woo! CSM X!
Fuzzwork Enterprises
Twitter: @fuzzysteve on Twitter
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ADM Andria Ravencroft
InnerSphere Alliance
The InnerSphere
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:49:54 -
[2362] - Quote
Can we play on the test server while you fix the main server please? |
Imiarr Timshae
Funny Men In Funny Hats
297
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:49:56 -
[2363] - Quote
Hello,
I am a Nigerian Prince.
Unfortunately due to the political conflict of my country I am unable to access my family's wealth of 1,500,000 A-Grade server hamsters from inside the country.
If you would be so kind as to provide your company's name, server location and credentials to access the building I will immediately ship my 1,500,000 purebred server hamsters to your address, from where I will collect them in the future.
As a mark of gratitude from myself and my family who are wrought with anxiety over this trouble, we will give to you no less than 500,000 of these server hamsters, to do with as you will.
Yours,
Prince Mbutu
Personal Standings Services - Free 3rd Party & Collateral Holding Service - 7+ Day Old Corps for Highsec POS Sales
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xion cyrus
Jenk Corp
The Consortium of Worlds
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:49:58 -
[2364] - Quote
Jove Delegate wrote:wtb corpses
me to my dream is to fill a freighter and then drop the whole load on a seeker and see what it does |
Dunpeal Hunter
Zervas Aeronautics
The Bastion
66
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:50:03 -
[2365] - Quote
So, are the server hamsters on strike or something? You gotta pay those hamsters enough man, they are the bread and butter that makes this game....
I dont know if this is important or not, but i have chickens.....
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Zak Stardust
United By Greed
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:50:04 -
[2366] - Quote
post deleted |
Scarlett Stolas
Cherry-Poppers
-affliction-
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:50:16 -
[2367] - Quote
Jeff Geoff wrote:17.45 hrs Eve time, this is bringing back memories of when a long training skill was recommended after patches and BOB was the prime mover in the Eve cosmos. I have been playing this crazy game badly since 2005.
Well I passed the time and did the bowel cancer screening thing, following the instructions to the letter (I'll spare you the details - too much information) and I am now going to wander off to the super market and then the pub. This Eve failure is costing me money!
I blame CODE - CCP, pay them the 10 mill and things might start working!
WE SHALL NOT IMPROVE! I hope that your screen is clear mate. |
its my cyno
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:50:39 -
[2368] - Quote
Since jump fatigue and this down time my face is going back to normal. Thanks CCP never thought endless cyno deaths would have taken a toll |
chaosjj
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
78
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:50:45 -
[2369] - Quote
Isn't there a backup from before fozziesov that you guys can use while troubleshooting the problem? |
Kirin Dae Duraldin
Drill Corp
Spooky Scary Skeletons.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:50:49 -
[2370] - Quote
lol i think i stopped caring about downtime about 3 minutes after i realized it was down. These forum posts are effing hilarious. I wish i could join the drinking game but im broke and has no alcholz. 3 and a half hours of lulz though is still pretty good. |
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james a ashdown
Andromeda Mining and Industry
Aureus Alae
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:50:58 -
[2371] - Quote
im guessing we are all going to be receiving some free game time for this inconvenience lol I meani did not pay to watch the log in screen :P
keep up the gd work guys and gals things happen
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Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:50:58 -
[2372] - Quote
Tramp Steamer wrote:Gawd strewth, if this carries on much longer I'm going to actually have to talk to the wife...
i quote you on this, and i believe you Arent the only one suffering on that part... give her a toy or something then she will be distracted the NeXT hour or so :D
God Windows is soo fappy these days why is it typing NeXT when it should be next. |
Sylmillian Threet
Space Bitchy Industry
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:51:09 -
[2373] - Quote
Last Reply CCP Falcon on Twittter
A hope ? |
Christopher Nolm
EVE University
Ivy League
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:51:15 -
[2374] - Quote
Llish wrote:Chriz East wrote:WHAT IF all the skill points was lost and you had to start all over, how many of you would then still play ?
Oh for sure, it would be ace! new names, I might even get Han Solo, or Chewy C'mon, we all checked those two right?
I would definitely play. Anyone under 3 years would suddenly be at a major advantage compared to the older characters that would lose a whole lot more. |
Countess Kool
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:51:23 -
[2375] - Quote
Chriz East wrote:WHAT IF all the skill points was lost and you had to start all over, how many of you would then still play ?
well if they gave me all my isk that I have and play for free for the next 5 years then yea |
uriall
Viziam
Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:51:23 -
[2376] - Quote
Im going to have to go to work soon,DONT MAKE ME CALL IN SICK NOW!!!! |
Noxas5
Boere Kavaliers
RUCA Emperor
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:51:30 -
[2377] - Quote
1+2+3 plex thank you |
Ragnar Snowed
fiftyninepee
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:51:32 -
[2378] - Quote
I've found the issue :
https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4017/4529320513_ba3d22388f.jpg |
Higgs Foton
4S Corporation
Goonswarm Federation
191
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:51:33 -
[2379] - Quote
I, for one, welcome our downtime overlords. |
Joshke
YIP.
33
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:51:34 -
[2380] - Quote
Dear CCP
please please please
think about a full backup before update
if you cant think, then hire someone,
and name her CCP Backup
please |
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Starman666
Ramm's RDI
Tactical Narcotics Team
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:51:40 -
[2381] - Quote
EVE is up and running!
Sorry meant to say ****** up and burning :P |
Aidan Hawking
Marmolex Dharma Corporation
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:51:45 -
[2382] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Alan Mathison wrote:Wow.
To a large extent, I've never seen such a bunch of entitled whiners. This is a game, folks.
I've been where CCP are now, in Real Life (anyone ranting here knows what that is?). I can assure you that no one involved with the servers or the relevant programming now is sitting back and opening up the beers. They're going through a nightmare right now.
CCP Falcon is telling us what can be told. In situations like this its a delicate balance between letting the guys who can fix the issue fix the issue, and bugging them to tell you what's going on when it probably isn't clear to anyone yet.
A good percentage of you folks are reacting like 13 year old boys whose only knowledge of responsibility is taking a shower once in a while and making sure your corp's POSs are fueled up.
Let's be nice humans with some compassion & a reasonable sense of priorities. CCP want the servers back up, believe it or not, more than we do, and they have a better reason for it.
Keep hacking, CCP. Ignore the haters. They have no idea what's going on.
Oh, and Falcon, loved the addition of the Maurice fire-in-server-room graphic. Made my day!
Good luck, guys!
Very few of the posts today have been whiners. I've read them all and you sir, are over-reacting! Very true. Most of us are actually enojying this extended DT :) and you need to drink.... it's the rules :P
Confirmed, I'd say less than 2% of the posts are whiners, unless you count the random 1-liners asking for SP or Geckos.
Nah we're just having a good time, but that being said, I still think what he said is a pretty valid comment. It's definitely true, minus the whiners bit! |
Samantha Inferno
Ignis Lumine
Fidelas Constans
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:51:53 -
[2383] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - FIRE CCP FOZZIE --> servers will go up (added by poster )
:D |
Shiloh Templeton
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
347
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:52:02 -
[2384] - Quote
What is the all time longest thread? I think we have a chance of beating it. |
Valentine King
Zarnfell
The Southern Syndicate
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:52:04 -
[2385] - Quote
LOL - just had a call from fellow capsuleer.....
Apparently, there's something wrong with Eve!!!!!
Haven't got the heart to tell him.......... |
Commander Spurty
Dimension Door
We need wards.
1511
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:52:10 -
[2386] - Quote
chaosjj wrote:Isn't there a backup from before fozziesov that you guys can use while troubleshooting the problem?
Won't help if the bug was AFTER FozzieSov but BEFORE todays' patch.
Could be something completely unrelated like a poorly patched cluster node.
There are good ships
And wood ships
And ships that sail the sea
But the best ships are
Spaceships
Built by CCP
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Fuzzy TheBear
Angels of Ptah
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:52:31 -
[2387] - Quote
xion cyrus wrote:I know what there doing 1 each time a person demands compensation ccp keeps the servers down 1 extra hour 2 every time you think you should get a modual ccp takes a shot of vodka 3 every time you think you should get free sp ccp drinks a tanker of beer 4 every time a person just in general whines that the game is not on ccp snorts 2 lines lesson learned STOP WHINING
Yes could you stop whining at people whining please :)
LOL
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Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:52:42 -
[2388] - Quote
How many of us would pay 10$ to login VIP right now? |
Chriz East
De Skamskudte Ravne
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:52:46 -
[2389] - Quote
Countess Kool wrote:Chriz East wrote:WHAT IF all the skill points was lost and you had to start all over, how many of you would then still play ?
well if they gave me all my isk that I have and play for free for the next 5 years then yea
well its from scratch would you then still play ? |
ana langel
Hispanic Enterprises
Circle-Of-Two
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:52:51 -
[2390] - Quote
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
this remind of the resident evil logs that you find trouhg the game ,it s almost like terror novel |
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Avvy
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:52:58 -
[2391] - Quote
Just think of the poor hamster they're trying to resuscitate. |
Aganippe
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
Sanctuary Pact
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:52:58 -
[2392] - Quote
A good day to log back in after an enforced real life break. No worries. Good luck CCP. o/ |
Artistul
Meet The Fockers
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:53:04 -
[2393] - Quote
Now calm down people, CCP is working hard for a fix : http://imgur.com/Tjmi7Iz |
JackMarston
B R I M E R
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:53:14 -
[2394] - Quote
Christopher Nolm wrote:Llish wrote:Chriz East wrote:WHAT IF all the skill points was lost and you had to start all over, how many of you would then still play ?
Oh for sure, it would be ace! new names, I might even get Han Solo, or Chewy C'mon, we all checked those two right? I would definitely play. Anyone under 3 years would suddenly be at a major advantage compared to the older characters that would lose a whole lot more.
do you guys really think this game is about sp? think again :)) |
Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:53:46 -
[2395] - Quote
helz yea! more tittiezz!!! |
Spiro Zamayid
Puritans
HUN Reloaded
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:53:51 -
[2396] - Quote
Server good now or no? |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
84
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:53:53 -
[2397] - Quote
Starman666 wrote:EVE is up and running! DRINK Sorry meant to say ****** up and burning :P
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Sir Crom
Thee Almitee Ones
Paragons Of Virtue
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:54:02 -
[2398] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DItgw1mU9Us
I found the problem...... |
supa newb
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:54:20 -
[2399] - Quote
Chriz East wrote:WHAT IF all the skill points was lost and you had to start all over, how many of you would then still play ?
oh man please don't say that. I actually played a game where he lost the saves for his current game and did not have a backup of any older saves. he ended up taking the game offline. number of years later he gave the rights of the game to 1 of the players |
Rhys Mabigonon
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
30
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:54:22 -
[2400] - Quote
Welp, I guess I can finally install Elite Dangerous while I'm waiting. I'll get my internet spaceship fix one way or another. |
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goren Escckava
Spectres Research
The Hooligans
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:54:25 -
[2401] - Quote
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
You would think that after 5 hrs, competent programmers would have solved this issue. It's time for compensation folks.
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xion cyrus
Jenk Corp
The Consortium of Worlds
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:54:31 -
[2402] - Quote
Fuzzy TheBear wrote:xion cyrus wrote:I know what there doing 1 each time a person demands compensation ccp keeps the servers down 1 extra hour 2 every time you think you should get a modual ccp takes a shot of vodka 3 every time you think you should get free sp ccp drinks a tanker of beer 4 every time a person just in general whines that the game is not on ccp snorts 2 lines lesson learned STOP WHINING Yes could you stop whining at people whining please :) LOL
but because of my whining they got 2 lines closer to understanding the universe |
Larn Conner
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:54:44 -
[2403] - Quote
Imiarr Timshae wrote:Hello,
I am a Nigerian Prince.
Unfortunately due to the political conflict of my country I am unable to access my family's wealth of 1,500,000 A-Grade server hamsters from inside the country.
If you would be so kind as to provide your company's name, server location and credentials to access the building I will immediately ship my 1,500,000 purebred server hamsters to your address, from where I will collect them in the future.
As a mark of gratitude from myself and my family who are wrought with anxiety over this trouble, we will give to you no less than 500,000 of these server hamsters, to do with as you will.
Yours,
Prince Mbutu
Forward this letter to CCP, they may have use for those 500,000 server hamsters. |
Major Creed
Conquering Darkness
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:54:45 -
[2404] - Quote
Starman666 wrote:EVE is up and running!
Positive thinking can do wonderful things, but not in this case.
Sorry meant to say ****** up and burning :P
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Kimo Kouvo
Hovirri-Kouvo Industries
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:54:45 -
[2405] - Quote
@CCP
Do you have Norton installed?
If so, uninstall and reboot.
If not, have you tried rebooting? |
Valle Deelite
Raata Invicti
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:54:52 -
[2406] - Quote
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
Does this mean they're trying to figure out whose fault it is? |
Jaclyn Hayes
Perkone
Caldari State
20
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:55:18 -
[2407] - Quote
Eve finally died.
rip in pieces |
Tatsujin Kagaku
Dussault Enterprises
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:55:22 -
[2408] - Quote
Talisker04 wrote:Tatsujin Kagaku wrote:Talisker04 wrote:As my name sake implies, think its time to get the whiskey out and join the drinking game just for something to do This is my favorite wiskey! When the game goes online, please dont gank me... Right now I'm sipping glenmorangie. Too poor to afford talsker. gm at least half the price. GMs nice to tho I hav to agree
Its the normal 10 year. Much prefer the port casket GM. Have you tried that?
How do you drink your talisker? I've been told 5ml water to 30ml whiskey. Me, Just add 2 cubes and swirl till it goes down like nectar... okey it goes down like nectar from the bottle as well, but still... |
Risa Silver
Stellar Evolution Inc.
Knights of the Clan
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:55:24 -
[2409] - Quote
i think that all of ccp got drunk and sleeping one off. in fact, so drunk that no one seems to find the "power on" button on the server. :D |
Eden Halenheit
Ki Ulutim
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:55:59 -
[2410] - Quote
Chriz East wrote:WHAT IF all the skill points was lost and you had to start all over, how many of you would then still play ?
CCP aint stupid and they do backups before any update.
But if we assume that what you proposed actually happened, then i`ll have a lot of free time on my hands to read all those books I have not read yet. If eve goes down, I wont`t play a thing no more since there is no mmo in existence to replace it anyway. |
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Troy Rowland
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:56:06 -
[2411] - Quote
i got an idea, how about we go see whats going on away from a computer screen, i'm sure this scares a lot of people but i assure you the outdoors is ur friend |
Scarlett Stolas
Cherry-Poppers
-affliction-
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:56:13 -
[2412] - Quote
goren Escckava wrote:UPDATES: 13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY 13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING 14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES 15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING 17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME You would think that after 5 hrs, competent programmers would have solved this issue. It's time for compensation folks. To be fair, if the downtime is this long it's probably something serious, if a bug corrupted the db state during downtime they'l be able to restore from backup (they probably backup every downtime, I would) but it would take ages to restore. |
Countess Kool
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:56:28 -
[2413] - Quote
[quote=Fuzzy TheBear][quote=xion cyrus]I know what there doing
1 each time a person demands compensation ccp keeps the servers down 1 extra hour
2 every time you think you should get a modual ccp takes a shot of vodka
3 every time you think you should get free sp ccp drinks a tanker of beer
4 every time a person just in general whines that the game is not on ccp snorts 2 lines
lesson learned
This will work in our favor we just need to get them drunk enough to give us what we want KEEP COMPLAINING people. |
Naughty Dred
Running with Dogs
Stella Nova
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:56:28 -
[2414] - Quote
yes, mind blown
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Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
21
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:56:37 -
[2415] - Quote
I was just outside and looked at the sky. It's amazing! I have found a parallel universe! But where is the jump gate? |
Thuggish BluntBlowin
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:56:40 -
[2416] - Quote
I think we deserve minimum wage at least 8.75/ hour ......so we up to 35 bucks pay up crackers |
Kakihara
The Green Machine
That Escalated Quickly.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:56:52 -
[2417] - Quote
I believe 1 mil SP per hour down will be proper compensation. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
85
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:56:53 -
[2418] - Quote
Fuzzy TheBear wrote:xion cyrus wrote:I know what there doing 1 each time a person demands compensation ccp keeps the servers down 1 extra hour 2 every time you think you should get a modual ccp takes a shot of vodka 3 every time you think you should get free sp ccp drinks a tanker of beer 4 every time a person just in general whines that the game is not on ccp snorts 2 lines lesson learned STOP WHINING Yes could you stop whining at people whining please :) LOL
Xion needs to drink (at least) twice for this post :) |
Cobra Gaterau
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:56:54 -
[2419] - Quote
Fuzzy TheBear wrote:xion cyrus wrote:I know what there doing 1 each time a person demands compensation ccp keeps the servers down 1 extra hour 2 every time you think you should get a modual ccp takes a shot of vodka 3 every time you think you should get free sp ccp drinks a tanker of beer 4 every time a person just in general whines that the game is not on ccp snorts 2 lines lesson learned STOP WHINING Yes could you stop whining at people whining please :) LOL
IKR. Its like people talking to bots in Jita |
Matt Husker
Viziam
Amarr Empire
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:56:58 -
[2420] - Quote
Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve.
Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look to the devs and see.
They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy.
Because the server's up, server's down.
(Server's up, server's down)
Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Fozzie, just killed the game.
Put an update to its head,
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead.
Fozzie, sov had just begun,
but now updates take all day.
Fozzie, ooh,
didn't mean to make Eve die.
If it's not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.
Ahh a p*ss take of Queen's bohemian rhapsody, love it mate!! |
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Noxas5
Boere Kavaliers
RUCA Emperor
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:57:03 -
[2421] - Quote
Larn Conner wrote:Imiarr Timshae wrote:Hello,
I am a Nigerian Prince.
Unfortunately due to the political conflict of my country I am unable to access my family's wealth of 1,500,000 A-Grade server hamsters from inside the country.
If you would be so kind as to provide your company's name, server location and credentials to access the building I will immediately ship my 1,500,000 purebred server hamsters to your address, from where I will collect them in the future.
As a mark of gratitude from myself and my family who are wrought with anxiety over this trouble, we will give to you no less than 500,000 of these server hamsters, to do with as you will.
Yours,
Prince Mbutu Forward this letter to CCP, they may have use for those 500,000 server hamsters.
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Kirin Dae Duraldin
Drill Corp
Spooky Scary Skeletons.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:57:08 -
[2422] - Quote
Christopher Nolm wrote:Llish wrote:Chriz East wrote:WHAT IF all the skill points was lost and you had to start all over, how many of you would then still play ?
Oh for sure, it would be ace! new names, I might even get Han Solo, or Chewy C'mon, we all checked those two right? I would definitely play. Anyone under 3 years would suddenly be at a major advantage compared to the older characters that would lose a whole lot more.
Oh balls, as much as I would hate losing all my toons and time put into eve, i could rebalance and undo all my **** ups while i was learning, I could literally make up for over a year of stupidity. Knowing what i do now, and starting over, would be a blessing. |
Friz Balthazarian
Wrecking Crew Enforcement LLC.
Dragon Knights Inc
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:57:10 -
[2423] - Quote
compensation for so many rainy days of missed work.
Compensation for off season, missed work.
Compensation for hearing people whine so much.
Compensation for the waste of air your breathing while sitting there typing drivil.
Compensation for you being born.
Lulz |
Alleja DeSan-na
The Blind Fly
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:57:31 -
[2424] - Quote
Valle Deelite wrote:17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
Does this mean they're trying to figure out whose fault it is?
42
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Aleccia Kashada
Perkone
Caldari State
16
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:57:37 -
[2425] - Quote
"FAULTFINDING"
FAULTFINDING |
Dustin Waite
Forsaken Rabbits
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:57:49 -
[2426] - Quote
Great game, take the time to do what you have to and don't stress to bad. |
Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
37
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:58:22 -
[2427] - Quote
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:I was just outside and looked at the sky. It's amazing! I have found a parallel universe! But where is the jump gate?
Be careful, you're outside CONCORD protection out there. I wouldn't risk it. |
IcyMind Arierep
Chaotic Tranquility
Lethal Intent.
16
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:58:29 -
[2428] - Quote
goren Escckava wrote:UPDATES: 13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY 13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING 14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES 15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING 17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME You would think that after 5 hrs, competent programmers would have solved this issue. It's time for compensation folks.
why is a programmer issue, maybe is a hardware failure. Compensation , this is another day at work, you get payed the same way.
Just be patient am sure they are working on it rather than reading this forum.
Who said you can't enjoy eve offiline, go visit other thirdparty website that don't depend on api, check fits . etc etc.
I know it sucks, but people are overeacting, if it takes another day then is something else.
Have fun and fly reckless(ohh wait we can't fly)
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Cobra Gaterau
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:58:37 -
[2429] - Quote
Matt Husker wrote:Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve.
Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look to the devs and see.
They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy.
Because the server's up, server's down.
(Server's up, server's down)
Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Fozzie, just killed the game.
Put an update to its head,
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead.
Fozzie, sov had just begun,
but now updates take all day.
Fozzie, ooh,
didn't mean to make Eve die.
If it's not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.
Ahh a p*ss take of Queen's bohemian rhapsody, love it mate!!
That was brilliant
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Anslo
Scope Works
32017
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:58:39 -
[2430] - Quote
I like how people ask for compensation btw.
Entitled mondo dweebs.
[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
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FC Mustang
Mustang Research Industries
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:58:41 -
[2431] - Quote
Scarlett Stolas wrote:goren Escckava wrote:UPDATES: 13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY 13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING 14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES 15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING 17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME You would think that after 5 hrs, competent programmers would have solved this issue. It's time for compensation folks. To be fair, if the downtime is this long it's probably something serious, if a bug corrupted the db state during downtime they'l be able to restore from backup (they probably backup every downtime, I would) but it would take ages to restore.
Sounds more like a hardware problem than software. Did CCP remember to pay the electric bill and is it plugged in? |
Tiberius Heth
Say No to Features
16
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Posted - 2015.07.15 17:58:43 -
[2432] - Quote
122 pages in 5 hours...
You lot should be ashamed of yourself and your lack of life. |
Joshke
YIP.
33
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:58:51 -
[2433] - Quote
Kakihara wrote:I believe 1 mil SP per hour down will be proper compensation.
+1 |
Maetel Lithium
did he say call it bestfriends club delivered
Dragon Knights Inc
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:58:53 -
[2434] - Quote
FaultFinding means they suspect it's a hardware problem. Which is what I was worried about. If they find the faulty components, they can fix them, and hopefully this doesn't cause further software problems.
|
Elbreck Nolm
Minmatar Brotherhood
Ushra'Khan
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:58:57 -
[2435] - Quote
goren Escckava wrote:UPDATES: 13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY 13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING 14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES 15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING 17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME You would think that after 5 hrs, competent programmers would have solved this issue. It's time for compensation folks.
|
Chriz East
De Skamskudte Ravne
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:58:58 -
[2436] - Quote
Kirin Dae Duraldin wrote:Christopher Nolm wrote:Llish wrote:Chriz East wrote:WHAT IF all the skill points was lost and you had to start all over, how many of you would then still play ?
Oh for sure, it would be ace! new names, I might even get Han Solo, or Chewy C'mon, we all checked those two right? I would definitely play. Anyone under 3 years would suddenly be at a major advantage compared to the older characters that would lose a whole lot more. Oh balls, as much as I would hate losing all my toons and time put into eve, i could rebalance and undo all my **** ups while i was learning, I could literally make up for over a year of stupidity. Knowing what i do now, and starting over, would be a blessing.
Yeah but think about all the stuff you lost, damn im not sure i would get back in the game not sure thoe any els ? |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
85
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:59:06 -
[2437] - Quote
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:I was just outside and looked at the sky. It's amazing! I have found a parallel universe! But where is the jump gate?
it's in the middle of the freeway >.>
jk |
Nortion Adoulin
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:59:16 -
[2438] - Quote
LETS ALL MOVE TO DUALITY AND WRECK THAT!
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Leo Augustus
Ol' Miners Tavern
Societas Liberalis Civitas
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:59:21 -
[2439] - Quote
Am I the only one that fantasizes about being able to log in to a glitched system and insta-train skillz to five? |
Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:59:33 -
[2440] - Quote
screw compensation just fire up that server and serve some nice Cold beer and im happy :) |
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kes88
Swords of Persephone
105
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 17:59:33 -
[2441] - Quote
Tatsujin Kagaku wrote:Talisker04 wrote:Tatsujin Kagaku wrote:Talisker04 wrote:As my name sake implies, think its time to get the whiskey out and join the drinking game just for something to do This is my favorite wiskey! When the game goes online, please dont gank me... Right now I'm sipping glenmorangie. Too poor to afford talsker. gm at least half the price. GMs nice to tho I hav to agree Its the normal 10 year. Much prefer the port casket GM. Have you tried that? How do you drink your talisker? I've been told 5ml water to 30ml whiskey. Me, Just add 2 cubes and swirl till it goes down like nectar... okey it goes down like nectar from the bottle as well, but still...
Purists say no ice, no water. Myself, not fussy. If it's good whisky, it's good whisky.
|
Doreo Allara
Vapid Vacuums Inc.
Rebel Alliance of New Eden
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:00:00 -
[2442] - Quote
Yeah yesterday the beta map was broken as another issues of the latest patch, i think that the updates fked up the system real good...CCP should be more careful testing better the changes before rolling them out to the public...so we don't have to wait a whole day to play...hope server gets on really soon! |
Gimme Sake
State War Academy
Caldari State
199
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:00:02 -
[2443] - Quote
"FAULTFINDING" = no idea what needs to be fixed, let's find someone to blame.
"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
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Scarlett Stolas
Cherry-Poppers
-affliction-
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:00:09 -
[2444] - Quote
FC Mustang wrote:Scarlett Stolas wrote:goren Escckava wrote:UPDATES: 13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY 13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING 14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES 15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING 17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME You would think that after 5 hrs, competent programmers would have solved this issue. It's time for compensation folks. To be fair, if the downtime is this long it's probably something serious, if a bug corrupted the db state during downtime they'l be able to restore from backup (they probably backup every downtime, I would) but it would take ages to restore. Sounds more like a hardware problem than software. Did CCP remember to pay the electric bill and is it plugged in? Don't have have a cluster of servers? Isn't the whole point of that to make sure that a hardware problem is contained to a single machine?
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Token Rifter
The Forbidden Fleet
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:00:23 -
[2445] - Quote
I do of course expect my year subscription to be refunded in full. |
General Nedd Ludd
Air
The Initiative.
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:00:27 -
[2446] - Quote
ITT: "OMG I cant play eve right NOW, i am QUITTING even though i WONT and i just want to let people hear me WHINE.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Jeez guys calm down. |
Starbuck05
Pretty Hate Machine.
Symmetric Symbiosis
266
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:00:36 -
[2447] - Quote
ahahahahaahhaah . . amazing .. just amazing .. i mean look at that guy with the bottle in his hand and the black cap .. he's so shocked !! hilarious
^that may be CCP after a succesfull server fix XD
-á- I am the commanding officer , u should adress me as sir !
-á- But if i call u sir , what would i call your wife then ??
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Nalia White
Tencus
123
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:00:41 -
[2448] - Quote
Tiberius Heth wrote:122 pages in 5 hours...
You lot should be ashamed of yourself and your lack of life.
eve is clearly dying :) |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
21
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:00:42 -
[2449] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Helzrazor Merkur wrote:I was just outside and looked at the sky. It's amazing! I have found a parallel universe! But where is the jump gate? it's in the middle of the freeway >.> jk
DRINK! |
Stoop Paz
Sh0ts F1red
Separatists
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:00:51 -
[2450] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIMESERVER UPTIME
[/b]
I picture Fozzie in a locked room with a 2 way mirror and all the other CCP staff grilling him like a 1990's cop drama |
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Evelyn Atkinson
My Private Tax Shelter
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:01:00 -
[2451] - Quote
All the people talking about compensation, and here I just finally want my Humanitarian t-shirt... |
KenFlorian
Jednota Inc
23
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:01:07 -
[2452] - Quote
" 17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME"
Who are the usual suspects?
Or, more expediently, simply round up the usual suspects.
Morocco can be beastly hot in the mid-summer. |
Sir Crom
Thee Almitee Ones
Paragons Of Virtue
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:01:16 -
[2453] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOmD-xqK2Es
Well CCP you knew it was going to happen as soon as your warranty ran out on the servers.... |
Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:01:18 -
[2454] - Quote
i reiterate: more tittiez |
Fallen Angel III
Your Loss
Dead Terrorists
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:01:27 -
[2455] - Quote
Actually had a productive day not being able to log into eve.
Thanks CCP |
BlackSnowX86
5th Day
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:01:32 -
[2456] - Quote
im gonna lose 1.7 thx to this extended downtime
i have escalation to run
10 of them. 1.7 b each..
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Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:01:42 -
[2457] - Quote
Gimme Sake wrote:"FAULTFINDING" = no idea what needs to be fixed, let's find someone to blame.
maybe its their way of saying we are drawing straws on who to blame next :D |
Misora Pournissen
Arsenic.
Zaibatsu Mercantile
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:01:47 -
[2458] - Quote
I dont think that the skill queue works while the server is down... for all of you saying that we have a skill queue that saves up to 50 skills.. I dont think the skills are hosted in a different server.. so if the server is down, the skill queue is down as well |
godjiwa
4S Corporation
Goonswarm Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:01:50 -
[2459] - Quote
Troy Rowland wrote:i got an idea, how about we go see whats going on away from a computer screen, i'm sure this scares a lot of people but i assure you the outdoors is ur friend
AAAAHHHHHHH THE REALS... ITS BURNS!!!! |
Dradis Aulmais
RW Vindicator Connection
Phoebe Freeport Republic
932
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:01:56 -
[2460] - Quote
hey eve went down, so i went to the local radio stations contest page and won free coffee for my workplace. THANKS CCP!
Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896
Free The Scope Three
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Iguanoid
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Circle-Of-Two
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:02:10 -
[2461] - Quote
Its important that we don't lose sight of CCP's recent successes in light of this small failure.
http://community.eveonline.com/news/news-channels/eve-online-news/aegis-sovereignty-release-has-been-successfully-deployed/
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Dracvlad
Taishi Combine
Second-Dawn
955
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:02:13 -
[2462] - Quote
Well it looks like the TCU in Y-MPWL is not going to be reinforced the way this is going...
Ella's Snack bar
|
Tobias Acuerdo
Lone Star Liquidations Llc
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:02:14 -
[2463] - Quote
kes88 wrote:Tatsujin Kagaku wrote:Talisker04 wrote:Tatsujin Kagaku wrote:Talisker04 wrote:As my name sake implies, think its time to get the whiskey out and join the drinking game just for something to do This is my favorite wiskey! When the game goes online, please dont gank me... Right now I'm sipping glenmorangie. Too poor to afford talsker. gm at least half the price. GMs nice to tho I hav to agree Its the normal 10 year. Much prefer the port casket GM. Have you tried that? How do you drink your talisker? I've been told 5ml water to 30ml whiskey. Me, Just add 2 cubes and swirl till it goes down like nectar... okey it goes down like nectar from the bottle as well, but still... Purists say no ice, no water. Myself, not fussy. If it's good whisky, it's good whisky.
Make mine about 3 fingers' worth of Jameson, if you please? |
Countess Kool
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:02:18 -
[2464] - Quote
Talaris EveningStar wrote:Helzrazor Merkur wrote:I was just outside and looked at the sky. It's amazing! I have found a parallel universe! But where is the jump gate? Be careful, you're outside CONCORD protection out there. I wouldn't risk it.
Yea you better dock back up quick RL concord doesn't like station games |
Unknown Shariik
Hextag
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:02:22 -
[2465] - Quote
Free SP! Free SP! Cmon guys chant chant!!
"Be strong, be brave, shove your enemies face into the ground"
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Elah'n'matir
Evolved Thought Patterns
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:02:25 -
[2466] - Quote
Lady Areola Fappington wrote:Just to keep things in perspective for you all:
There are 30 days in a sub cycle. This is 720 hours a cycle. The most expensive sub fee for Eve is $15USD/mo. This works out to ~$0.02 cents an hour.
So, all in all, per account, you are currently out right around 12 cents USD as of this moment.
If this amount is truly stressful for you, please send me a verifiable invoice of your current accounts. I will reimburse you the time you are currently out from Eve right from my own pocket.
*1 We all make a lot more then that an hour
*2 Noone on here plays 24/7
*3 some of us just got a lucky draw before the dt (like me p.e.)
So for those that lost most (or all of their playtime cause of the dt), if we assume they play 5 hours a day and make 100 mil an hour they would have lost 500 mil cause of this dt (not counting possible lucky draws before the dt), thos people have lost 7,5 usd because of the downtime, I am not saying everyone makes 100 mil an hour but there are people that make a lot more on here so imo 100 mil an hour is a fair assomption. |
Friz Balthazarian
Wrecking Crew Enforcement LLC.
Dragon Knights Inc
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:02:26 -
[2467] - Quote
BlackSnowX86 wrote:im gonna lose 1.7 thx to this extended downtime
i have escalation to run
10 of them. 1.7 b each..
Hope you lose them all just because I want more tears from you. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
85
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:02:28 -
[2468] - Quote
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Helzrazor Merkur wrote:I was just outside and looked at the sky. It's amazing! I have found a parallel universe! But where is the jump gate? it's in the middle of the freeway >.> jk DRINK!
Drinking :)
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Luscius Uta
152
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:02:32 -
[2469] - Quote
Since I've been mostly playing Skill Queue Online lately, can't say that I'm much concerned about the extended downtime. Please take your time in resolving this problem, CCP. Just don't forget to give us free SP or extend our subscriptions by few days after you fix it. |
Macewind Kenobii
Security Caldary inc
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:02:35 -
[2470] - Quote
SHUT UP AND BACK MY MONEYYYY!!!!!!!!!1 |
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Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
21
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:02:39 -
[2471] - Quote
Stoop Paz wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIMESERVER UPTIME
[/b] I picture Fozzie in a locked room with a 2 way mirror and all the other CCP staff grilling him like a 1990's cop drama
..and hitting him in the head with a phone book? Ah the good ole days. |
Goin Off
Manson Family
Advent of Fate
32
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:02:44 -
[2472] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
[/b]
Let me help you out here, quit your "faultfinding" and admit it that
"FOZZIESOV" has "BROKEN" EVE!!!" |
Tick Dracy
Roving Guns Inc.
RAZOR Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:02:49 -
[2473] - Quote
Quote:Don't have have a cluster of servers? Isn't the whole point of that to make sure that a hardware problem is contained to a single machine?
dude this is ccp they still running p4 the only cluster they had was a clusterf*ck and he was called fozzie
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Vidor
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:03:00 -
[2474] - Quote
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
Something real weird happening man! IGÇÖve been cruising the asteroid fields for hours looking for some bozo miner to gank and thereGÇÖs no one around.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
TheyGÇÖre up to something! I just know it.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
ItGÇÖs like everyone just disappeared!
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
It makes you wonder, man, if all those rumours are true.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
Rumours?
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
You know. The ones about the whole universe being controlled by some alien forces GÇ£out thereGÇ¥, controlling everything. You know, like ... like weGÇÖre all in some gigantic computer game. They could be looking down on us right now!
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
CGÇÖmon man! ThatGÇÖs just weird! YouGÇÖre gonna have to stay off the quafe. ThatGÇÖs just too weird for words.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
ItGÇÖs a weird world man! You just donGÇÖt know. |
Celly S
Concord Attraction Services
377
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:03:11 -
[2475] - Quote
LETUSDIG wrote:maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?
i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :)
really?
were we to be "fair" about the issue....
our 30 day subscription to EvE Online is 30, 23 hour days, more often than not, the 1 hour DT is rarely more than a few minutes to 1/2 of an hour, so technically, we should all be paying CCP extra each month for the time that we gain from their normally rapid reboots...
just think of all the extra isks and free game time those hamsters have already given you...
I'm pretty sure i don't need to do the math for what the time actually costs.... do I?
:)
o/
Celly Smunt
Don't mistake fact for arrogance, supposition for fact, or disagreement for dismissal.
Perception is unique in that it can be shared or singular.
Run with the pack if you wish, but think for yourself.
A sandwich can be a great motivator.
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Zor Shimaya
30plus
Fidelas Constans
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:03:17 -
[2476] - Quote
Did someone unplug a server and forget to plug-it back in after the hardware change??? |
caracabra
Sacred Blades
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:03:17 -
[2477] - Quote
Hey you just have to do rollback guys! ;) |
Spud Lazair
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
69
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:03:18 -
[2478] - Quote
Maybe the "Socket is closed" for good?
"Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue"
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scotayne hawkins
Merchants Trade Consortium
The Last Chancers.
39
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:03:29 -
[2479] - Quote
Please CCP last 2 times i've gone to bed early cause your servers was down i ended up with 2 mini me's appearing approx. 9 months later your an awesome contraceptive.
PLEASE PLEASE dont ,make me repeat the experience again. |
Commander Spurty
Dimension Door
We need wards.
1511
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:03:32 -
[2480] - Quote
Have you checked the cluster machines' BOOT.INI files are still there?
There are good ships
And wood ships
And ships that sail the sea
But the best ships are
Spaceships
Built by CCP
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Gernot Antollare
Shifting Sands Trader Cartel
Bleak Horizon Alliance.
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:03:42 -
[2481] - Quote
Misora Pournissen wrote:I dont think that the skill queue works while the server is down... for all of you saying that we have a skill queue that saves up to 50 skills.. I dont think the skills are hosted in a different server.. so if the server is down, the skill queue is down as well
Yeah, and because time stops when TQ is down there is no way for the TQ cluster to calculate the SP you earned while it was down ... stupid math ruins everything since forever! |
Samuel Triptee
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
103
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:03:52 -
[2482] - Quote
Umhrunn wrote:Sanjin wrote:Masterginge Athonille wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHnTocdD7sk
One of Weird Als best. Let's go old school. One of the first 'music videos,' before MTV was even a dream. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPrtFxd9u9Y bump up this song its a fun thing to dance to while you wait for the server to come back online!!!! *dances to the bird* this was a great idea
NO!.. just... noooo..
It took me 3 days to get the song out of head last time.
Have You Hugged Your Frigate Today?
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Bignfurrie
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:03:57 -
[2483] - Quote
Please send my ticket to fanfest in Vegas. I think thats fair. |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
21
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:04:17 -
[2484] - Quote
Vidor wrote:ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
Something real weird happening man! IGÇÖve been cruising the asteroid fields for hours looking for some bozo miner to gank and thereGÇÖs no one around.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
TheyGÇÖre up to something! I just know it.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
ItGÇÖs like everyone just disappeared!
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
It makes you wonder, man, if all those rumours are true.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
Rumours?
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
You know. The ones about the whole universe being controlled by some alien forces GÇ£out thereGÇ¥, controlling everything. You know, like ... like weGÇÖre all in some gigantic computer game. They could be looking down on us right now!
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
CGÇÖmon man! ThatGÇÖs just weird! YouGÇÖre gonna have to stay off the quafe. ThatGÇÖs just too weird for words.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
ItGÇÖs a weird world man! You just donGÇÖt know.
Well done sir, lol. |
Garion Audeles
UK Deepspace Mining
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:04:27 -
[2485] - Quote
Okay...okay, come on you ccp guys...let the truth out now. We all know the Hamster has escaped and you've lost all power to the elastic band that feeds the server......
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3ulldog
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:04:31 -
[2486] - Quote
Troy Rowland wrote:i got an idea, how about we go see whats going on away from a computer screen, i'm sure this scares a lot of people but i assure you the outdoors is ur friend
Trust me. Real Life is soooo overrated. Get a beer and sit back down. |
Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:04:44 -
[2487] - Quote
t
i
t
t
i
e
s
why i no has links to beauty? |
Capitan Laser
Sequent Industry
Out of Sight.
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:04:46 -
[2488] - Quote
Fozzieclaim |
ADM Andria Ravencroft
InnerSphere Alliance
The InnerSphere
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:05:00 -
[2489] - Quote
Leo Augustus wrote:Am I the only one that fantasizes about being able to log in to a glitched system and insta-train skillz to five?
I do that all the time. It would be awesome to have them create a booster that wasn't illegal but reduced all training time by 75% for 24 hours. I'd buy them by the plex load. |
Valuial
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:05:02 -
[2490] - Quote
Haaa... A good old fashionned threadnought, it brings back memories....
C'mon people RIOT a bit more ! Burn something ! |
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Alpha Lonefire
True Industral Formation Inc
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:05:08 -
[2491] - Quote
Countess Kool wrote:Chriz East wrote:WHAT IF all the skill points was lost and you had to start all over, how many of you would then still play ?
well if they gave me all my isk that I have and play for free for the next 5 years then yea
Can you imagine being in a ship logging in to find all skill points gone? how would you jump, warp or dock. you'd have to eject. And then what would you do with that ship? |
Saxabroad
Maximus Corp
The Volition Cult
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:05:22 -
[2492] - Quote
This is clearly a terrorist attack! Has ISIS taken the blame yet? |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
88
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:05:25 -
[2493] - Quote
Celly S wrote:LETUSDIG wrote:maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?
i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :) really? were we to be "fair" about the issue.... our 30 day subscription to EvE Online is 30, 23 hour days, more often than not, the 1 hour DT is rarely more than a few minutes to 1/2 of an hour, so technically, we should all be paying CCP extra each month for the time that we gain from their normally rapid reboots... just think of all the extra isks and free game time those hamsters have already given you... I'm pretty sure i don't need to do the math for what the time actually costs.... do I? :) o/ Celly Smunt
New rule... drink for making sense
<3 your post btw |
Macewind Kenobii
Security Caldary inc
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:05:27 -
[2494] - Quote
FREE SP FOR ALL!!!! |
Anslo
Scope Works
32018
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:05:28 -
[2495] - Quote
Good Gods seriously look at you nerd begging and groveling for CCP to bring back Eve. Go do something else, it isn't that big a deal. Grr compensation, grrr need my fix, grrrrr please ccp I beg you.
Go outside.
Go play Bloodborne.
Go out to the pub with mates.
Go read a book. A mother ******* book.
Go troll redditt.
There's lots of other things to do.
But for Gods' sake stop BEGGING. Jesus Christ.
Nerds.
[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
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Rah McGee
Lords and Ladies of event horizon
H.O.M.E. Coalition
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:05:36 -
[2496] - Quote
Nice, now I have time to finish this book. |
Haelie
Sebiestor Tirbe
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:05:41 -
[2497] - Quote
a credible inside source who insists in remaining anonymous leaked it:
"It's a chaos, code transport log got corrupted, all rollback attempts failed and the only full backup is dated somewhere 2w before Aegis... Hilmar descended into the war room and now is checking the suspect code himself" |
Kenobi Ambraelle
Interstellar Expeditionary Group
Einstein-Rosen Brigade
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:05:42 -
[2498] - Quote
I'm thinking about the copy machine scene in Office Space. Sooner or later...it all comes to that. I hope you have better luck with the Server! javascript:insertsmiley('','/Images/Emoticons/ccp_lol.png') |
Klacan
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:05:44 -
[2499] - Quote
Good luck finding issue,
I'll patiently wait cheering for you. |
Sexy Cakes
Have A Seat
951
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:05:45 -
[2500] - Quote
Is it plugged in?
Ok. Plug it in.
Yes 3 holes in the wall.
Good? Love you too. Bye.
Not today spaghetti.
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Dukes woman Ronuken
Lord of the dukes
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:05:49 -
[2501] - Quote
Im sure ccp is doing what they can. they always do. In the mean time, experience real life |
Jauheliha
Chapter Six
Chapters.
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:05:55 -
[2502] - Quote
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:I was just outside and looked at the sky. It's amazing! I have found a parallel universe! But where is the jump gate?
Wow.. I had to try this too... I met some people too!
They claim to be my neighbours..
Never met them before, they must be living in some static wormhole?
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Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:05:58 -
[2503] - Quote
Vidor wrote:ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
Something real weird happening man! IGÇÖve been cruising the asteroid fields for hours looking for some bozo miner to gank and thereGÇÖs no one around.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
TheyGÇÖre up to something! I just know it.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
ItGÇÖs like everyone just disappeared!
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
It makes you wonder, man, if all those rumours are true.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
Rumours?
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
You know. The ones about the whole universe being controlled by some alien forces GÇ£out thereGÇ¥, controlling everything. You know, like ... like weGÇÖre all in some gigantic computer game. They could be looking down on us right now!
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
CGÇÖmon man! ThatGÇÖs just weird! YouGÇÖre gonna have to stay off the quafe. ThatGÇÖs just too weird for words.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
ItGÇÖs a weird world man! You just donGÇÖt know.
Props bro |
Jacek Bud
Swifts Russian
Legion of xXDEATHXx
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:06:08 -
[2504] - Quote
http://rt.com/news/267082-kruzenshtern-barque-rammed-reykjavik/
This can explain something.... |
Soular Eclipse
Hextag
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:06:12 -
[2505] - Quote
Dammit CCP, i was counting on you to fill in my lack of girlfriend today... This calls for Isk or SP. |
Joshke
YIP.
33
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:06:20 -
[2506] - Quote
125 pages and still going on... |
Achanjati
Royal Amarr Science Institute
21
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:06:26 -
[2507] - Quote
This is strange... are there some guides for this... "spare time"? |
Tankos Aphelion
Sophisticated Liquidators
Immediate Destruction
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:06:38 -
[2508] - Quote
So we're at the 7 hour mark. What's the longest downtime ever? |
Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
15
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:06:38 -
[2509] - Quote
this is perfect resemblance of whats going on right now :D
Hauling badgers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6joOVjEemh4 |
Allen Naskingar
UNITAS.
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:06:46 -
[2510] - Quote
Anslo wrote:Good Gods seriously look at you nerd begging and groveling for CCP to bring back Eve. Go do something else, it isn't that big a deal. Grr compensation, grrr need my fix, grrrrr please ccp I beg you.
Go outside.
Go play Bloodborne.
Go out to the pub with mates.
Go read a book. A mother ******* book.
Go troll redditt.
There's lots of other things to do.
But for Gods' sake stop BEGGING. Jesus Christ.
Nerds.
Go on... |
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Xenuria
The Scope
Gallente Federation
1014
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:06:50 -
[2511] - Quote
You could have prevented this! You didn't listen!
CSM 11 Candidate
My Lore Predictions
|
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
24
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:06:52 -
[2512] - Quote
Gernot Antollare wrote:Misora Pournissen wrote:I dont think that the skill queue works while the server is down... for all of you saying that we have a skill queue that saves up to 50 skills.. I dont think the skills are hosted in a different server.. so if the server is down, the skill queue is down as well Yeah, and because time stops when TQ is down there is no way for the TQ cluster to calculate the SP you earned while it was down ... stupid math ruins everything since forever!
Dude. The queue is based on the Eve clock. All they need to do is set the clock, lol. |
Prt Scr
569th Freelancers
150
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:07:15 -
[2513] - Quote
please get this sorted soon, down to my last beer from 2 6 packs...and its toooo hot to go out shopping for more
u+É-¦ssn+¦ p+ɦ¥+¦ -ç,u+É+ö -¦ -çnq -Ä+¦+¦os +»,-¦
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Jack Danefield
AirHogs
Zulu People
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:07:25 -
[2514] - Quote
Anslo wrote:Good Gods seriously look at you nerd begging and groveling for CCP to bring back Eve. Go do something else, it isn't that big a deal. Grr compensation, grrr need my fix, grrrrr please ccp I beg you.
Go outside.
Go play Bloodborne.
Go out to the pub with mates.
Go read a book. A mother ******* book.
Go troll redditt.
There's lots of other things to do.
But for Gods' sake stop BEGGING. Jesus Christ.
Nerds.
Said the guy giving life advice on the internet.
|
Tatsujin Kagaku
Dussault Enterprises
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:07:26 -
[2515] - Quote
Tobias Acuerdo wrote:Make mine about 3 fingers' worth of Jameson, if you please?
Jameson??
shiver... that harsh man! Bring the cola! I can fix that! |
Jeff Geoff
Phoenix Infernis
Affirmative.
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:07:35 -
[2516] - Quote
Scarlett Stolas wrote:Jeff Geoff wrote:17.45 hrs Eve time, this is bringing back memories of when a long training skill was recommended after patches and BOB was the prime mover in the Eve cosmos. I have been playing this crazy game badly since 2005.
Well I passed the time and did the bowel cancer screening thing, following the instructions to the letter (I'll spare you the details - too much information) and I am now going to wander off to the super market and then the pub. This Eve failure is costing me money!
I blame CODE - CCP, pay them the 10 mill and things might start working!
WE SHALL NOT IMPROVE! I hope that your screen is clear mate.
Me too! thanks for your good wishes. We call it the post code lottery locally. I frequent 2 pubs and among the customers there have been 6 cases detected earlier by this program over the last three years. I know two of the guys personally, actively working like me, in their early sixties and doctor avoiders!
I cannot work out if it is an excess in our locality (Central Scotland) or a consequence of younger folk deserting the pubs and pubs closing (at least 6 in the local area) with concentration of the pub drinking population into a few hostelries. Anyway the positive thing is that males over fifty are actually following the programme and lives are being saved by early detection and surgery.
Predict 540 pages! Off to shop.
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Saint Fabianus Pontifex
Hidden Agenda
Deep Space Engineering
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:07:44 -
[2517] - Quote
Praying for the Universe |
Nicolas Utama
Seven Guardians
Equinox Space Technologies
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:07:53 -
[2518] - Quote
Tankos Aphelion wrote:So we're at the 7 hour mark. What's the longest downtime ever?
2 days |
industrial oblitorator
I N E X T R E M I S
Circle-Of-Two
19
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:08:05 -
[2519] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=152&v=VTmYMpJcwyI
gopro on a jedi
http://www.eve-outtakes.de/industrial-oblitorator.jpg
Indy
0/
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MagnusBraxx
Fink Operations
The Volition Cult
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:08:06 -
[2520] - Quote
Get rid of fozzie, before he does real damage. i mean it. |
|
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Darlucilic
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:08:07 -
[2521] - Quote
Is it DED YET? |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
88
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:08:08 -
[2522] - Quote
Dukes woman Ronuken wrote:
Aaaaaaannnnnd............ DRINK! |
Anslo
Scope Works
32018
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:08:26 -
[2523] - Quote
Jack Danefield wrote:Anslo wrote:Good Gods seriously look at you nerd begging and groveling for CCP to bring back Eve. Go do something else, it isn't that big a deal. Grr compensation, grrr need my fix, grrrrr please ccp I beg you.
Go outside.
Go play Bloodborne.
Go out to the pub with mates.
Go read a book. A mother ******* book.
Go troll redditt.
There's lots of other things to do.
But for Gods' sake stop BEGGING. Jesus Christ.
Nerds. Said the guy giving life advice on the internet.
I HAVE A PHONE AND DATA TO BURN OK DON'T JUDGE ME ;-;
[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
|
Asyntara
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:08:29 -
[2524] - Quote
I would never ever ask for freebies for such an unfortunate occurrence, if however ccp says they need to send me 4 geckos as a way of demonstrating good faith then I will have to show them how forgiving I am and accept them, I really have no choice |
vccv
52
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:08:30 -
[2525] - Quote
Tankos Aphelion wrote:So we're at the 7 hour mark. What's the longest downtime ever?
Im going to say that it was a bit longer than that at times during launch. But I wouldn't know.
Wheres the grandpas at!? How bad was it "back in your day"? |
Toseka Elongur
Elo Aspects
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:08:32 -
[2526] - Quote
'This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online'
I so knew these 10 mill CODE permits would be no good !!!!!! :P |
Hagbard Oskold
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:08:36 -
[2527] - Quote
What is Book? Skillbook? |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:08:56 -
[2528] - Quote
Anslo wrote:Good Gods seriously look at you nerd begging and groveling for CCP to bring back Eve. Go do something else, it isn't that big a deal. Grr compensation, grrr need my fix, grrrrr please ccp I beg you.
Go outside.
Go play Bloodborne.
Go out to the pub with mates.
Go read a book. A mother ******* book.
Go troll redditt.
There's lots of other things to do.
But for Gods' sake stop BEGGING. Jesus Christ.
Nerds.
Yet You're here! Join us nerd! |
DErsfter
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:08:58 -
[2529] - Quote
1 PLEX will be a good compensation |
Raymond Barber
The Amarr Republic
Primal Ascendancy
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:09:13 -
[2530] - Quote
Its the normal 10 year. Much prefer the port casket GM. Have you tried that?
How do you drink your talisker? I've been told 5ml water to 30ml whiskey. Me, Just add 2 cubes and swirl till it goes down like nectar... okey it goes down like nectar from the bottle as well, but still...[/quote]
Purists say no ice, no water. Myself, not fussy. If it's good whisky, it's good whisky.
[/quote]
Make mine about 3 fingers' worth of Jameson, if you please? [/quote]
The only GOOD whiskey is Crown!!! All others are brown ****. Crown neat or Crown neat with a hit of sours, best drink out there. |
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
88
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:09:16 -
[2531] - Quote
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Gernot Antollare wrote:Misora Pournissen wrote:I dont think that the skill queue works while the server is down... for all of you saying that we have a skill queue that saves up to 50 skills.. I dont think the skills are hosted in a different server.. so if the server is down, the skill queue is down as well Yeah, and because time stops when TQ is down there is no way for the TQ cluster to calculate the SP you earned while it was down ... stupid math ruins everything since forever! Dude. The queue is based on the Eve clock. All they need to do is set the clock, lol.
Drink for making sense >.> |
Joshke
YIP.
33
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:09:16 -
[2532] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img] Hey guys, As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime. This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST. Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible. Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread. Cheers, - F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
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Gernot Antollare
Shifting Sands Trader Cartel
Bleak Horizon Alliance.
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:09:19 -
[2533] - Quote
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Gernot Antollare wrote:Misora Pournissen wrote:I [...] Yeah, and because time stops when TQ is down there is no way for the TQ cluster to calculate the SP you earned while it was down ... stupid math ruins everything since forever! Dude. The queue is based on the Eve clock. All they need to do is set the clock, lol.
Did i forget the [sarcasm][/sarcasm] tags again ... I'm so sorry !!!! :'( |
lord xavier
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
81
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:09:25 -
[2534] - Quote
Tankos Aphelion wrote:So we're at the 7 hour mark. What's the longest downtime ever? Day and a half if I remember correctly.
|
Boarat Saagdiyev
The Conference Elite
CODE.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:09:41 -
[2535] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online.
[/b]
I can confirm that CODE was deployed when our Savior of high sec, James 315, saw that the EVE server was not CODE-compliant in at least 3 ways:
1) it did not have or display a Mining Permit in it's bio or launcher page.
2) It was not using CODE-compliant software to effectively detect and ban AFK/bot-miners.
3) The network admin was on a drunk AFK auto-piloting pub-roam around London, also without a Mining Permit.
Since CCP was allowing hundreds of thousands of miners to AFK/bot-mine every day without a Mining Permit we had to hyper-dunk the server and pod the network administrator. The server reboot is taking longer than normal because the network admin forgot to install a jump clone near the server in London before starting his drunk AFK auto-piloting pub-roam and now has to catch the only flight back there from his home system in Iceland on a slow-ass Charon! All this could have been avoided if they just accepted James 315 as their Savior of high sec and bought a Mining Permit from any Knight of the New Order.
http://i.imgur.com/MXS4yhX.jpg
http://www.minerbumping.com/p/the-code.html |
Cobratank Willson
Radioactive Scorpions
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:09:51 -
[2536] - Quote
http://i.imgur.com/fUGdAfA.png
holy **** eve offline hit 666 visitors, no joke. |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:09:58 -
[2537] - Quote
Does Ebola in Africa is affecting Hamster Population? I wonder if [Virus] has spread to the Hamster Group that powers up the Servers! :( |
nm Kain
Minus Corva
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:10:01 -
[2538] - Quote
Llish wrote:nm Kain wrote:I've got a friend who bought 20k geckos when they first came out. I don't think giving him free geckos is going to cut it how ias that possibrul? did he buy low or high
I believe he got them for super cheap. There are players that buy up when they are low priced then resell high. A basic part of the EVE economy. |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
24
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:10:02 -
[2539] - Quote
Jack Danefield wrote:Anslo wrote:Good Gods seriously look at you nerd begging and groveling for CCP to bring back Eve. Go do something else, it isn't that big a deal. Grr compensation, grrr need my fix, grrrrr please ccp I beg you.
Go outside.
Go play Bloodborne.
Go out to the pub with mates.
Go read a book. A mother ******* book.
Go troll redditt.
There's lots of other things to do.
But for Gods' sake stop BEGGING. Jesus Christ.
Nerds. Said the guy giving life advice on the internet.
Dude. He has to give advice on the internet. His self-help book sales are falling off. |
Tobias Acuerdo
Lone Star Liquidations Llc
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:10:05 -
[2540] - Quote
Bignfurrie wrote:Please send my ticket to fanfest in Vegas. I think thats fair.
Hear hear!! |
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DukeXL
XXI Legio
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:10:08 -
[2541] - Quote
I've told you to do not rely on that new greek server of yours. The parliament si gong to close it as a part of the debt agreement with Germany
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Slava Gagarin
Space Traffic Control
United Fleet
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:10:11 -
[2542] - Quote
IMAGINE WORLD WITHOUT EVEONLINE
i am sure this forum gets zero posts
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
88
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:10:12 -
[2543] - Quote
Xenuria wrote:You could have prevented this! You didn't listen!
Liam for CSM XI! |
Nialism
0rizen Irregulars
Sev3rance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:10:13 -
[2544] - Quote
did someone forget to grease the hamster wheel power sub array ? |
Ragnar Wowbagger
The Hammers Of Hades
Asylum for the Mentally Inept
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:10:21 -
[2545] - Quote
The Drifters have obviously destroyed New Eden....A surprise attack thru the CCP server room. We are all dead. Welcome to purgatory.
|
Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
38
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:10:21 -
[2546] - Quote
Anslo wrote:I like how people ask for compensation btw.
Entitled mondo dweebs.
The High-Lord Dweeb would know. |
Nerin Slate
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:10:33 -
[2547] - Quote
Xenuria wrote:You could have prevented this! You didn't listen!
Damn it, look who showed up. Thanks CCP. |
Anslo
Scope Works
32018
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:10:36 -
[2548] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:Anslo wrote:Good Gods seriously look at you nerd begging and groveling for CCP to bring back Eve. Go do something else, it isn't that big a deal. Grr compensation, grrr need my fix, grrrrr please ccp I beg you.
Go outside.
Go play Bloodborne.
Go out to the pub with mates.
Go read a book. A mother ******* book.
Go troll redditt.
There's lots of other things to do.
But for Gods' sake stop BEGGING. Jesus Christ.
Nerds. Yet You're here! Join us nerd!
MUST...RESIST....GEEK....TENDENCIES......
[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
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Mithandra
Catastrophic Operations
Get Off My Lawn
352
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:10:56 -
[2549] - Quote
I've had to socialise with my relatives.
This is not a good thing.
I even discovered that if I stand up, my legs no longer support my weight
This is also not a good thing.
Peeps ranting on about compensation, incompetent programmers, litigation...
This is not a good thing.
The system is unique. Let the guys do their jobs without stupid comments.
This is a good thing.
Time to go blow the dust off Skyrim for a spot of hack n slash
Eve is the dark haired, totally hot emo gothchild of the gaming community
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Tankos Aphelion
Sophisticated Liquidators
Immediate Destruction
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:11:13 -
[2550] - Quote
Nicolas Utama wrote:Tankos Aphelion wrote:So we're at the 7 hour mark. What's the longest downtime ever? 2 days
Jesus. That must've been before my time. |
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dor amwar
Interstellar Renegades
Advent of Fate
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:11:23 -
[2551] - Quote
made it to the end of the thread, skippig 2 pages at a time and saw stuff, sp comp, reboot, drink, whinge, whinge at the whinger, ....
still not seen any wagers on if it will be back up today. my bet would be not. from what i remember, anything loner than 5 hours goes to a day. |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
24
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:11:23 -
[2552] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:Anslo wrote:Good Gods seriously look at you nerd begging and groveling for CCP to bring back Eve. Go do something else, it isn't that big a deal. Grr compensation, grrr need my fix, grrrrr please ccp I beg you.
Go outside.
Go play Bloodborne.
Go out to the pub with mates.
Go read a book. A mother ******* book.
Go troll redditt.
There's lots of other things to do.
But for Gods' sake stop BEGGING. Jesus Christ.
Nerds. Yet You're here! Join us nerd!
ONE OF US! ONE OF US! |
Anslo
Scope Works
32018
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:11:30 -
[2553] - Quote
Talaris EveningStar wrote:Anslo wrote:I like how people ask for compensation btw.
Entitled mondo dweebs. The High-Lord Dweeb would know.
Hiiiii Talaris <333
[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
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Joshke
YIP.
33
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:11:31 -
[2554] - Quote
:o]
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
Can't belive it. |
Goatman NotMyFault
Lubrication Industries
Fortis Et Certus
206
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:11:41 -
[2555] - Quote
I just love the Gremlings living in the EVE servers, giving those fanatic EVE players a brainhemorrhage of dispair :D |
Elbreck Nolm
Minmatar Brotherhood
Ushra'Khan
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:11:50 -
[2556] - Quote
Anslo wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:Anslo wrote:Good Gods seriously look at you nerd begging and groveling for CCP to bring back Eve. Go do something else, it isn't that big a deal. Grr compensation, grrr need my fix, grrrrr please ccp I beg you.
Go outside.
Go play Bloodborne.
Go out to the pub with mates.
Go read a book. A mother ******* book.
Go troll redditt.
There's lots of other things to do.
But for Gods' sake stop BEGGING. Jesus Christ.
Nerds. Yet You're here! Join us nerd! MUST...RESIST....GEEK....TENDENCIES......
NO Mr. Anslo MUST TROLL EVE AND CCP!!! |
Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
38
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:11:50 -
[2557] - Quote
Anslo wrote:Talaris EveningStar wrote:Anslo wrote:I like how people ask for compensation btw.
Entitled mondo dweebs. The High-Lord Dweeb would know. Hiiiii Talaris <333
:D |
SteadFastWarrior
Mourning Star Industries
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:11:56 -
[2558] - Quote
Free SP for sure since you keeping me down on multi accounts |
Arch-Magus Mephisto
Black Scorpions Inc
Fidelas Constans
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:12:00 -
[2559] - Quote
Seven plus hours and no ETA on server being up. I have to say this is beyond comprehension.
Now. I will just guess CCP still doesn't fix the ghastly overview icons, cloak pest play or for that matter re balancing the game. |
Doreo Allara
Vapid Vacuums Inc.
Rebel Alliance of New Eden
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:12:00 -
[2560] - Quote
Vidor wrote:ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
Something real weird happening man! IGÇÖve been cruising the asteroid fields for hours looking for some bozo miner to gank and thereGÇÖs no one around.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
TheyGÇÖre up to something! I just know it.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
ItGÇÖs like everyone just disappeared!
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
It makes you wonder, man, if all those rumours are true.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
Rumours?
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
You know. The ones about the whole universe being controlled by some alien forces GÇ£out thereGÇ¥, controlling everything. You know, like ... like weGÇÖre all in some gigantic computer game. They could be looking down on us right now!
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
CGÇÖmon man! ThatGÇÖs just weird! YouGÇÖre gonna have to stay off the quafe. ThatGÇÖs just too weird for words.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
ItGÇÖs a weird world man! You just donGÇÖt know.
i would say the same thing about the real world XD |
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Mourados Denver
Tunisia Holding
71
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:12:07 -
[2561] - Quote
Tankos Aphelion wrote:So we're at the 7 hour mark. What's the longest downtime ever?
5 years playing, i think this DT is the longest one... |
vccv
52
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:12:15 -
[2562] - Quote
Currently reading "The Gentleman Bastard" series by Scott Lynch.
Its like a mix between Pirates and Oceans11. Good reads!
Now, back to my Reuben. The deli was packed so I'm eating in the park |
Ossprey
Lucri Causa
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:12:21 -
[2563] - Quote
Stoop Paz wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIMESERVER UPTIME
[/b] I picture Fozzie in a locked room with a 2 way mirror and all the other CCP staff grilling him like a 1990's cop drama
Isn't that a window?? |
Yash Nima
Skyhawks Academy
Skyhawks Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:12:25 -
[2564] - Quote
Probably this is not about TQ, it's about load testing the forums. |
Jack Danefield
AirHogs
Zulu People
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:12:27 -
[2565] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Gernot Antollare wrote:Misora Pournissen wrote:I dont think that the skill queue works while the server is down... for all of you saying that we have a skill queue that saves up to 50 skills.. I dont think the skills are hosted in a different server.. so if the server is down, the skill queue is down as well Yeah, and because time stops when TQ is down there is no way for the TQ cluster to calculate the SP you earned while it was down ... stupid math ruins everything since forever! Dude. The queue is based on the Eve clock. All they need to do is set the clock, lol. Drink for making sense >.>
NEW RULE: First one to mention the word drink, drinks!
wait...
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Needale Mangeiri
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:12:28 -
[2566] - Quote
I've heard the joke that EVE is supported by CCP designers, as a result we're still waiting |
Erin Crawford
478
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:12:33 -
[2567] - Quote
Chevron7 wrote:Vidor wrote:ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
Something real weird happening man! IGÇÖve been cruising the asteroid fields for hours looking for some bozo miner to gank and thereGÇÖs no one around.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
TheyGÇÖre up to something! I just know it.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
ItGÇÖs like everyone just disappeared!
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
It makes you wonder, man, if all those rumours are true.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
Rumours?
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
You know. The ones about the whole universe being controlled by some alien forces GÇ£out thereGÇ¥, controlling everything. You know, like ... like weGÇÖre all in some gigantic computer game. They could be looking down on us right now!
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
CGÇÖmon man! ThatGÇÖs just weird! YouGÇÖre gonna have to stay off the quafe. ThatGÇÖs just too weird for words.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
ItGÇÖs a weird world man! You just donGÇÖt know. Props bro
LOL!
and on that note: guess what all the mission agents are thinking...
"Those who talk donGÇÖt know. Those who know donGÇÖt talk. "
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Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:12:39 -
[2568] - Quote
i want compensation for the years lost on this game, compensation for CCP ever creating EvE....compensation now pls |
gustye
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:12:43 -
[2569] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:
excusses
Work harder, for less. |
Slava Gagarin
Space Traffic Control
United Fleet
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:12:55 -
[2570] - Quote
BTW some people pay real money to buy plex and activate the game , so why not ask compensation indeed from game masters ?
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
88
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:13:01 -
[2571] - Quote
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:Anslo wrote:Good Gods seriously look at you nerd begging and groveling for CCP to bring back Eve. Go do something else, it isn't that big a deal. Grr compensation, grrr need my fix, grrrrr please ccp I beg you.
Go outside.
Go play Bloodborne.
Go out to the pub with mates.
Go read a book. A mother ******* book.
Go troll redditt.
There's lots of other things to do.
But for Gods' sake stop BEGGING. Jesus Christ.
Nerds. Yet You're here! Join us nerd! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
GOOBA GOBBA, GOOBA GOBBA |
Imiarr Timshae
Funny Men In Funny Hats
299
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:13:10 -
[2572] - Quote
[..MESSAGE RECIEVED.....FROM 3 DAYS INTO THE FUTURE.....]
18/07/2015
11:00 THE INVESTIGATION INTO THE INVESTIGATION INTO THE FAULT FINDING IS NOW BEING INVESTIGATED
12:00 THE INVESTIGATORS INVOLVED IN THE INVESTIGATION HAVE FOUND NO FAULT AT THE HANDS OF THE INVESTIGATORS THEY WERE INVESTIGATING
13:00 A FAULT HAS BEEN FOUND IN THE FAULT-FINDING PRACTICES OF THE FAULT FINDERS
14:00 THE FAULT FINDERS CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND A FAULT IN THE INVESTIGATION PRACTICES OF THE INVESTIGATION TEAM
15:00 THE INVESTIGATION TEAM HAVE ANNOUNCED AN INVESTIGATION OF THE FAULT FINDING TEAM
16:00 THE FAULT FINDING TEAM HAVE FOUND FAULT IN THE RETRIBUTION INVESTIGATION BY THE INVESTIGATORS
[....END MESSAGE....]
Personal Standings Services - Free 3rd Party & Collateral Holding Service - 7+ Day Old Corps for Highsec POS Sales
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Reginold Pole
EVE University
Ivy League
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:13:26 -
[2573] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
. . .
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING . . .
It seems that they may have outsourced to one or more mothers-in-law. |
Bester Lamont
Sanford and Drones Mining Ltd.
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:13:39 -
[2574] - Quote
TQ is online according to Eve Offline. |
Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated
Fidelas Constans
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:13:45 -
[2575] - Quote
FINALLYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
Ninhursaag Eridani
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:13:47 -
[2576] - Quote
Shiloh Templeton wrote:What is the all time longest thread? I think we have a chance of beating it.
I think this already can be considered as the fastest thread ever- 85 pages, 20 seconds between livingroom and kitchen and back... 116 pages! |
Kaivar Lancer
Hier Trading Company
648
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:13:52 -
[2577] - Quote
Guys, the Eve wormhole just re-opened. Everyone's heading back to Earth. |
Suotana
Chapter Six
Chapters.
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:14:20 -
[2578] - Quote
Now I can FINALLY go and afk mine for hours |
Parn Pokesmot
Z5-x02E07F Kultures
Warped Intentions
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:14:20 -
[2579] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
Dare we hope? |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:14:29 -
[2580] - Quote
REJOICE SUPERNERDS!! |
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Elbreck Nolm
Minmatar Brotherhood
Ushra'Khan
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:14:32 -
[2581] - Quote
Slava Gagarin wrote:BTW some people pay real money to buy plex and activate the game , so why not ask compensation indeed from game masters ?
TEARS!!! |
Harry Forever
SpaceJunkys
1223
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:14:33 -
[2582] - Quote
posting in an extended downtime thread
YouTube
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Jakromeda Kropfenhiemr
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:14:37 -
[2583] - Quote
Fingers X |
Joshke
YIP.
33
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:14:45 -
[2584] - Quote
Just read on eve-offline:
Tranquility; ok (0 players) |
Hoshi Nakumoto
X-Fleet Phantoms
The Sinful Legion
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:14:48 -
[2585] - Quote
I was asleep but I got woken by all the complaining.....All I heard was WAHHHH
Ive played MMO's that go down regularly for 8-10-12 hours ...often for consecutive days....
This is an aberration by all accounts
Don't stress ok...you'll live longer :) |
Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:14:49 -
[2586] - Quote
Bester Lamont wrote:TQ is online according to Eve Offline.
incorrect |
Anslo
Scope Works
32018
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:14:58 -
[2587] - Quote
gustye wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:
excusses
Work harder, for less.
BRUH YOU ARE SO EDGY HOLY **** BRUH CAREFUL MAN
edit; snipe, scope is recruiting~~
[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
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Megalon Cesaille
White Rabbit Ore
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:15:05 -
[2588] - Quote
I am here now, did you guys miss me?
All they have to do maybe is just plug the server back into the wall and lets get back to playin.......
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Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
15
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:15:05 -
[2589] - Quote
yup and it started from there basicly like always rush out a patch thinking it will Work when it doesnt on test... rofl. nothing changes |
Marketman
Jita Market Traders Club
The Old Guard.
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:15:06 -
[2590] - Quote
I am an idiot, but I guess its a bad day at the office for CCP- GL luck guys and I for one appreciate your doing your best |
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Eliana Eros
Neon Incorporated
404 Alliance Not Found
32948
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:15:11 -
[2591] - Quote
Less than 200 pages in this thread? Pfft.
GÖÑ's and Glomps for everyone...well almost everyone.
Ze Goggles
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Llish
State War Academy
Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:15:30 -
[2592] - Quote
I appreciate EVE a lot more now
IT WILL BE SOON! |
Alex T-Bone
ROMANIA Renegades.
Circle-Of-Two
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:15:40 -
[2593] - Quote
Starting up...(0 sec.) |
grevicious
Shinigami Miners
Test Alliance Please Ignore
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:15:41 -
[2594] - Quote
yeah i too feel that geckos are maybe the best way to make happy capsuleers, i would never ask for 4 tho. i need 5 :) |
Nerin Slate
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:15:50 -
[2595] - Quote
Ossprey wrote:Stoop Paz wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIMESERVER UPTIME
[/b] I picture Fozzie in a locked room with a 2 way mirror and all the other CCP staff grilling him like a 1990's cop drama Isn't that a window??
I chuckled. |
Ecolo
Highcouncil Private Holding
The Tsunami Collective
15
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:15:57 -
[2596] - Quote
CCP are u by any chance listening to Peruvian flute band music over there? TURN IT OFF NOW!!! |
Panterata
BRUTAL GENESIS
GaNg BaNg TeAm
355
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:16:04 -
[2597] - Quote
This is because of the NEW icons! The server don't like them. If you give us OLD icons the server will start!!! |
Tobias Acuerdo
Lone Star Liquidations Llc
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:16:13 -
[2598] - Quote
Tatsujin Kagaku wrote:Tobias Acuerdo wrote:Make mine about 3 fingers' worth of Jameson, if you please? Jameson?? shiver... that harsh man! Bring the cola! I can fix that!
Its meant to be sipped, not thrown to the back of the throat. "Friends don't let friends drink Jack." |
Singrave
ZAn ALurin
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:16:33 -
[2599] - Quote
I'm so excited awaiting server go up, then i can troll all unsatisfied whiners in all my active channels.
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Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:16:37 -
[2600] - Quote
Chevron7 wrote:i want compensation for the years lost on this game, compensation for CCP ever creating EvE....compensation now pls
Approved! |
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Celly S
Concord Attraction Services
378
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:16:42 -
[2601] - Quote
Nicolas Utama wrote:Tankos Aphelion wrote:So we're at the 7 hour mark. What's the longest downtime ever? 2 days
wow blast from the past...., I remember the people going through withdrawals during the "extended" *cough* DT...
o/
Celly
Don't mistake fact for arrogance, supposition for fact, or disagreement for dismissal.
Perception is unique in that it can be shared or singular.
Run with the pack if you wish, but think for yourself.
A sandwich can be a great motivator.
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Ramingo
Absinthe Brothers
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:16:53 -
[2602] - Quote
CCP got mad at all the flamers and had their own, dev-only, event, Burn Tranquility. |
Lea Mala
Operation Meatshield
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:17:03 -
[2603] - Quote
isk please? |
Epentix
The Liberatos Corporation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:17:09 -
[2604] - Quote
it is alive !!!!! |
Bignfurrie
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:17:13 -
[2605] - Quote
You guys are posting to fast, I cant keep up and watch all the vids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv7vPtXdWnk |
Boarat Saagdiyev
The Conference Elite
CODE.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:17:18 -
[2606] - Quote
Slava Gagarin wrote:BTW some people pay real money to buy plex and activate the game , so why not ask compensation indeed from game masters ?
I feel the term "game masters" has proven to not accurate in the case of EVE Online. |
Lex Estemaire
State Protectorate
Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:17:19 -
[2607] - Quote
tranquility is up but not accepting connections yet |
James Vayne
Section 9 SFU
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:17:23 -
[2608] - Quote
Tobias Acuerdo wrote:Tatsujin Kagaku wrote:Tobias Acuerdo wrote:Make mine about 3 fingers' worth of Jameson, if you please? Jameson?? shiver... that harsh man! Bring the cola! I can fix that! Its meant to be sipped, not thrown to the back of the throat. "Friends don't let friends drink Jack."
Real friends always suggest proper whisky instead. |
Mrs Mirage
Foxtrot Unicorn.
Nerfed Alliance Go Away
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:17:41 -
[2609] - Quote
Seekers? |
Mithandra
Catastrophic Operations
Get Off My Lawn
353
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:17:47 -
[2610] - Quote
Mourados Denver wrote:Tankos Aphelion wrote:So we're at the 7 hour mark. What's the longest downtime ever? 5 years playing, i think this DT is the longest one...
Not even close :)
Eve is the dark haired, totally hot emo gothchild of the gaming community
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Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:17:48 -
[2611] - Quote
Panterata wrote:This is because of the NEW icons! The server don't like them. If you give us OLD icons the server will start!!!
yea i wish i could switch back to old icons aswell on neocom.. its messing with my brain gotta relearn button's look all over Again :D |
Gernot Antollare
Shifting Sands Trader Cartel
Bleak Horizon Alliance.
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:17:49 -
[2612] - Quote
I hate you ... !!! :p |
Asuka Solo
Knights of Azrael
Circle-Of-Two
2987
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:17:52 -
[2613] - Quote
I'll take a complimentary monocle for emotional compensation.
Yes. Quite.
Eve is about Capital ships, WiS, Boobs, PI and Isk!
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Elza Ozran
The Stolen Battalion
The Volition Cult
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:17:57 -
[2614] - Quote
Very Extended Downtime :D |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
91
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:17:59 -
[2615] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:Chevron7 wrote:i want compensation for the years lost on this game, compensation for CCP ever creating EvE....compensation now pls Approved!
we gotta drink to that one :) |
Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:18:16 -
[2616] - Quote
Ecolo wrote:CCP are u by any chance listening to Peruvian flute band music over there? TURN IT OFF NOW!!!
probably listening to this ****** song on eve radio
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iegan
Perkone
Caldari State
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:18:45 -
[2617] - Quote
OMG WHY YOU BREAK MY SERVER?!?!?! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GANK PEOPLE IF YOU BROKE MA SERVER?!?!
PS. i demand like 20 mil SP , a special edition hurricane with 12 guns 7 mids and 7 lows that is immune to concord, several space hookers, and some cheesey puffs for my trouble or i will sue "eve online" for false advertising!
PPS. get to work on that list please... |
Aeon Boirelle
The YOLO Factor
C.L.O.N.E
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:18:49 -
[2618] - Quote
@ccp just ask James Baboli how to fix it. I heard he knows whats wrong. :) |
Stomp Mongo
Chemically Unbalanced
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:18:54 -
[2619] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
Latest from page 1
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Umhrunn
Colossus Technologies
Project Wildfire
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:19:01 -
[2620] - Quote
i still can get online :-(
The authentication token provided by the launcher is of an invalid format. Please try again or contact EVE customer support. |
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Stevo76
Br0wn Coat5
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:19:04 -
[2621] - Quote
Come back EvE Online all is forgiven!! |
Mourados Denver
Tunisia Holding
71
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:19:20 -
[2622] - Quote
starting up 1.2.3.... et Hop starting up, 1 2 3
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Reverendia Zeddamax
The Old Timer's Guild
M O B I U S
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:19:22 -
[2623] - Quote
eve-offline showing "Starting up"!
Goody goody |
Judgerico Dredds
Chronosphere Inc.
The Tsunami Collective
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:19:24 -
[2624] - Quote
Is there any change the server will be online tonight!!! |
Cicciuzz Edier
Jarlhettur's Drop
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:19:32 -
[2625] - Quote
Is it possible that TQ is the only server to connect?
Never heard of redundancy?
Roll Back?
Back up plan?
Release, testing and validation? |
Ygaff Desfois
QC-PunksNotDead
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:19:34 -
[2626] - Quote
TQ is shown as up&ready there but it's not http://eve-offline.net/
Edit: now back to offline :S too bad I was almost excited |
Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated
Fidelas Constans
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:19:54 -
[2627] - Quote
Tears, 4 leaf clover, figers crossed, just killed a ribit for its foot, KMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN |
bardghost Isu
Casteil Extraction Corporation
17
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:19:56 -
[2628] - Quote
So I managed to eat 2 meals in that DT, Usually I don't even get a chance to finish 1....... |
vccv
53
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:19:59 -
[2629] - Quote
Geckos, Monocles, SP...
If they gave out anything, it should be a complimentary "Jar of Tears"..
(really though, I don't think anyone deserves **** ,except maybe a nap for the IT dept.) |
Veldar Reku
Wu Xi Holdings
13
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:20:01 -
[2630] - Quote
Someone entosisied the server?
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Ben Bernannke
Vickery Mining Corporation
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:20:17 -
[2631] - Quote
To my fellow capsuleers:
Only recently I tried 'multiboxing' so I could have multiple accounts. I knew the game wasn't designed to handle this, but I didn't care. I believe that it was my insatiable desire for more ISK that has caused this shutdown.
I can only hope that by podding myself, I can find forgiveness in your eyes.
Ben |
Dagramore Endocraven
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:20:20 -
[2632] - Quote
For the first time since this "down time" started, I feel the faint tug of hope. |
Kagetsune Hojo
OPERATION BLACKLIST
BLACKLISTED OPERATIONS
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:20:21 -
[2633] - Quote
I just started playing, and I already have an itch to play this game some more. Keep up the good work! :) |
Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:20:22 -
[2634] - Quote
Reverendia Zeddamax wrote:eve-offline showing "Starting up"!
Goody goody
lemme know how that works our for you... |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:20:33 -
[2635] - Quote
TQ will be up in 1 minute..... |
Joshke
YIP.
33
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:20:39 -
[2636] - Quote
Tranquility; Starting up... |
Ploing
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
22
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:20:42 -
[2637] - Quote
This is what really happens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k8YpQKzl_k
and the solution.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSbigjiKLoU |
Deresius Silverskin
Evangelists of Eve
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:20:43 -
[2638] - Quote
Ugh. My wife took the day off to stay home and play Eve. I was gonna teach her stuff in Sisi |
Mai Stormheart
ExoGen Foundation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:20:47 -
[2639] - Quote
Has it really taken all day for you guys to remember the number? Its... 0118 999 881 999 119 725.....3 |
Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:20:55 -
[2640] - Quote
Guys, we have to go do something else other than Eve!
Haha never mind Eve is real life |
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Slava Gagarin
Space Traffic Control
United Fleet
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:20:57 -
[2641] - Quote
Elza Ozran wrote:Very Extended Downtime :D
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Gnoof
BlasTech Incorporated
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:21:08 -
[2642] - Quote
Did I hear correct everyone gets a free Titan to compensate this immense loss of joy? |
Countess Kool
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:21:10 -
[2643] - Quote
If you get too bored of EVE forums Amazon is having a Prime sale today |
Caterpillar
Grey Templars
Fidelas Constans
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:21:15 -
[2644] - Quote
"Starting up...... (61 sec.) " - but it don't appear to be counting down :)
|
Jack Danefield
AirHogs
Zulu People
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:21:21 -
[2645] - Quote
iegan wrote:OMG WHY YOU BREAK MY SERVER?!?!?! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GANK PEOPLE IF YOU BROKE MA SERVER?!?!
PS. i demand like 20 mil SP , a special edition hurricane with 12 guns 7 mids and 7 lows that is immune to concord, several space hookers, and some cheesey puffs for my trouble or i will sue "eve online" for false advertising!
PPS. get to work on that list please...
Compencane?.... Compane?... Compensatecane? Idk. |
Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:21:21 -
[2646] - Quote
Deresius Silverskin wrote:Ugh. My wife took the day off to stay home and play Eve. I was gonna teach her stuff in Sisi
cool wife
|
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:21:24 -
[2647] - Quote
It has started up at least 50 times so far..... It won't be up until it is up. Quit saying it is up until you successfully log in. As for compensation... hmmm 1 gecko per hour for all of us that have been waiting. |
Arion Hammardin
Pathfinders of Mercurius
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:21:40 -
[2648] - Quote
I dont know what u guys are talking about "bad day at CCP", they are all getting over time pay!
smiles have been seen to circulate lol |
Gnoof
BlasTech Incorporated
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:21:57 -
[2649] - Quote
Mai Stormheart wrote:Has it really taken all day for you guys to remember the number? Its... 0118 999 881 999 119 725.....3
Did they try to turn the cluster off and on again ? |
Enigma Flux
Gods n Monsters
Cede Nullis
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:21:58 -
[2650] - Quote
I think it was three days was the longest DT |
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Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
25
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:21:59 -
[2651] - Quote
Dagramore Endocraven wrote:For the first time since this "down time" started, I feel the faint tug of hope.
At least you hope that faint tug is hope.... |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:21:59 -
[2652] - Quote
sorry hoax guyz hoax |
Celly S
Concord Attraction Services
378
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:22:01 -
[2653] - Quote
Mithandra wrote:Mourados Denver wrote:Tankos Aphelion wrote:So we're at the 7 hour mark. What's the longest downtime ever? 5 years playing, i think this DT is the longest one... Not even close :)
correct... :P
Don't mistake fact for arrogance, supposition for fact, or disagreement for dismissal.
Perception is unique in that it can be shared or singular.
Run with the pack if you wish, but think for yourself.
A sandwich can be a great motivator.
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ISD Rontea
ISD RUS
503
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:22:07 -
[2654] - Quote
If you are tired of waiting for online TQ, you can play in eve offline
ISD Rontea
Vice Admiral
-Æ-+-+-+-+-é-æ-Ç -¦-Ç-â-+-+-ï -+-+ -¦-+-¦-+-+-+-¦-¦-¦-ü-é-¦-+-Ä -ü -+-¦-Ç-+-¦-¦-+-+
Interstellar Services Department
|
Spar Multendor
The Darwin Awards Prize Patrol
Internet Space Bullies Alliance
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:22:23 -
[2655] - Quote
What was being fixed that broke it? |
Caterpillar
Grey Templars
Fidelas Constans
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:22:42 -
[2656] - Quote
"starting up....(0 sec.)" - do u know, i don't think they've fixed it yet |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:22:50 -
[2657] - Quote
Lets play EVE here, Old School Text Message MMO.
Situation 1:
My Might Velator is in AP at Kaaputenen approaching Niarja's Stargate to jump... What will happen to me , fellows capsuleers?
Situation 2:
I am facing a Drifter Battleship with my Yellow Monster (Venture). Am I going to die?
:P |
IcyMind Arierep
Chaotic Tranquility
Lethal Intent.
16
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:23:00 -
[2658] - Quote
Kaivar Lancer wrote:Guys, the Eve wormhole just re-opened. Everyone's heading back to Earth.
WIth the population number do all eve(lore) fits in earth ? |
Rhaegal
Swamphole Inc.
Swamphole
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:23:05 -
[2659] - Quote
Arion Hammardin wrote:I dont know what u guys are talking about "bad day at CCP", they are all getting over time pay!
smiles have been seen to circulate lol
says who? chances are, most are salaried. wake up and shut up. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
91
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:23:06 -
[2660] - Quote
Kagetsune Hojo wrote:I just started playing, and I already have an itch to play this game some more. Keep up the good work! :)
this game is a big time investment, but well worth it.
For all you out there playing the "home" game... I'm gonna drink for this post :) |
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Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:23:12 -
[2661] - Quote
ctrl-z |
Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
15
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:23:25 -
[2662] - Quote
you realize since you said its starting up now basicly over 150.000 people are clicking button to get on and it will **** the login server server to shut Down Again right :D? |
Kaivar Lancer
Hier Trading Company
649
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:23:32 -
[2663] - Quote
ITS UP |
Kris Bishop
A Dramatic Turn Of Events
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:23:33 -
[2664] - Quote
Could you stop to reboot servers every f-¦cking day???
A friend of mine wanted to test Eve, well, he will at least have seen the interface....
|
Gimme Sake
State War Academy
Caldari State
199
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:23:36 -
[2665] - Quote
Spar Multendor wrote:What was being fixed that broke it?
Patch notes mentions some spelling errors being fixed.
"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
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Beanhead2
The Bean Consortium
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:23:46 -
[2666] - Quote
Due to the moss gif all is forgiven |
Talisker04
Ascending Angels
Two Drink Minimum
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:24:09 -
[2667] - Quote
Tatsujin Kagaku wrote:Talisker04 wrote:Tatsujin Kagaku wrote:Talisker04 wrote:As my name sake implies, think its time to get the whiskey out and join the drinking game just for something to do This is my favorite wiskey! When the game goes online, please dont gank me... Right now I'm sipping glenmorangie. Too poor to afford talsker. gm at least half the price. GMs nice to tho I hav to agree Its the normal 10 year. Much prefer the port casket GM. Have you tried that? How do you drink your talisker? I've been told 5ml water to 30ml whiskey. Me, Just add 2 cubes and swirl till it goes down like nectar... okey it goes down like nectar from the bottle as well, but still...
The same, just a couple of cubes |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
96
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:24:13 -
[2668] - Quote
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Dagramore Endocraven wrote:For the first time since this "down time" started, I feel the faint tug of hope. At least you hope that faint tug is hope....
LMAO! |
Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:24:18 -
[2669] - Quote
eve radio guy: play that one song that started to play and then changed it |
Reverendia Zeddamax
The Old Timer's Guild
M O B I U S
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:24:26 -
[2670] - Quote
Countess Kool wrote:If you get too bored of EVE forums Amazon is having a Prime sale today
It's a trap, laid by Amazon to get people to shop!
I Knew it., |
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Irie Alixyar
Sh0ts F1red
Separatists
16
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:24:43 -
[2671] - Quote
Imiarr Timshae wrote:[..MESSAGE RECIEVED.....FROM 3 DAYS INTO THE FUTURE.....]
18/07/2015
11:00 THE INVESTIGATION INTO THE INVESTIGATION INTO THE FAULT FINDING IS NOW BEING INVESTIGATED
12:00 THE INVESTIGATORS INVOLVED IN THE INVESTIGATION HAVE FOUND NO FAULT AT THE HANDS OF THE INVESTIGATORS THEY WERE INVESTIGATING
13:00 A FAULT HAS BEEN FOUND IN THE FAULT-FINDING PRACTICES OF THE FAULT FINDERS
14:00 THE FAULT FINDERS CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND A FAULT IN THE INVESTIGATION PRACTICES OF THE INVESTIGATION TEAM
15:00 THE INVESTIGATION TEAM HAVE ANNOUNCED AN INVESTIGATION OF THE FAULT FINDING TEAM
16:00 THE FAULT FINDING TEAM HAVE FOUND FAULT IN THE RETRIBUTION INVESTIGATION BY THE INVESTIGATORS
[....END MESSAGE....]
seems legit. |
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
19
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:24:48 -
[2672] - Quote
Kaivar Lancer wrote:ITS UP
We don't care about your state of sexual arousal.... |
Tiberius Auduin
EVE University
Ivy League
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:24:51 -
[2673] - Quote
TQ is kill again |
Arcdale
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:24:54 -
[2674] - Quote
Arion Hammardin wrote:I dont know what u guys are talking about "bad day at CCP", they are all getting over time pay!
smiles have been seen to circulate lol
But on the other hand, someone's probably going to lose their yearly bonus over this. |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:25:10 -
[2675] - Quote
Its offline again |
Obil Que
Star Explorers
Reckoning Star Alliance
343
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:25:12 -
[2676] - Quote
Cicciuzz Edier wrote:Is it possible that TQ is the only server to connect?
Never heard of redundancy?
Roll Back?
Back up plan?
Release, testing and validation?
From 2010, but maybe you should familiarize yourself with the EVE online architecture to realize how obtuse your dispersions on the system are
http://www.gamasutra.com/view/feature/4175/infinite_space_an_argument_for_.php
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Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:25:12 -
[2677] - Quote
Bob Donovitch wrote:Kaivar Lancer wrote:ITS UP We don't care about your state of sexual arousal....
also incorrect |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
26
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:25:13 -
[2678] - Quote
Victor Sane wrote:you realize since you said its starting up now basicly over 150.000 people are clicking button to get on and it will **** the login server to shut Down Again right :D?
Server population is about 20k at this time, and rarely gets over 35k lately.
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Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
15
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:25:19 -
[2679] - Quote
yup went as i predicted it, server shut Down Again... 150.000 people clucked the login server to die rofl |
Dean Wong
MASS A DEATH
Mordus Angels
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:25:23 -
[2680] - Quote
This is my longest EFT online day for a while.
Not asking much, the last time we got 24hrs Worth of SP.
Can we have SP plus some Geckos. |
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Leo Augustus
Ol' Miners Tavern
Societas Liberalis Civitas
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:25:29 -
[2681] - Quote
I find that staring at the login screen calms me. At least I can hear the music
(blood pressure dropping) |
Kagetsune Hojo
OPERATION BLACKLIST
BLACKLISTED OPERATIONS
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:25:46 -
[2682] - Quote
Thulium Strauss wrote:Lets play EVE here, Old School Text Message MMO.
Situation 2:
I am facing a Drifter Battleship with my Yellow Monster (Venture). Am I going to die?
:P
Warping time? I think it's warping time!
|
ancestry Aulx-Gao
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:25:58 -
[2683] - Quote
Password in clear now ? Oo
password
|
Dagramore Endocraven
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:26:06 -
[2684] - Quote
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Dagramore Endocraven wrote:For the first time since this "down time" started, I feel the faint tug of hope. At least you hope that faint tug is hope....
I shudder at the alternatives.. |
Asyntara
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:26:09 -
[2685] - Quote
Arion Hammardin wrote:I dont know what u guys are talking about "bad day at CCP", they are all getting over time pay!
smiles have been seen to circulate lol
Never worked in IT eh? I have, employers generally feel if something is messed up it is your fault, therefore you fix it without over time pay |
mineralez
Red Mist Minerals
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:26:15 -
[2686] - Quote
MinoriF wrote:Reactivated account just today after 8 months inactive --__--
Me too after about 12 months...fly safe.
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Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated
Fidelas Constans
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:26:16 -
[2687] - Quote
GUYS WE ARE SUPPOSE TO HIT 200 PAGES ! |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
26
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:26:21 -
[2688] - Quote
[/quote]
The same, just a couple of cubes[/quote]
U really need to use distilled water.....
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Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:26:28 -
[2689] - Quote
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Victor Sane wrote:you realize since you said its starting up now basicly over 150.000 people are clicking button to get on and it will **** the login server to shut Down Again right :D? Server population is about 20k at this time, and rarely gets over 35k lately.
youre forgetting alt accounts and other worldly logins from dust :D |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
96
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:26:35 -
[2690] - Quote
Bob Donovitch wrote:Kaivar Lancer wrote:ITS UP We don't care about your state of sexual arousal....
and you had to make it gross... tyvm -.- |
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veolias
Skyjack industries
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:26:53 -
[2691] - Quote
Not being able to play for this long. Are CCP going to compensate us as an act of good faith for the thousands of subscribers who cant play today ?
Free skillpoints ?
Free stuff ?
Free day of subs ?
Token Gesture would be nice :)
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Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:26:56 -
[2692] - Quote
Situation 3 -
You are ratting in a hub and get pointed by reds but refuse to let that nice rat battleship kill go, do you die? |
Montgomery Bridges
Triggered.
Triggerkittens
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:27:04 -
[2693] - Quote
The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of a fast approaching train. |
Rhalina Sedai
Notice Has Been Served
24
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:27:06 -
[2694] - Quote
Where is that damn McKay when you need him
FSOP (Free Systems of Panorad)
|
Alexey Rumyancev
Catastrophe Assembly
Out of Sight.
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:27:11 -
[2695] - Quote
ladies and gentlecapsuleers, have we got a show for you today
rampaging crowd of a players versus a fellow developer |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:27:12 -
[2696] - Quote
200 PAGES! Here We GO! |
Kairos Antilles
Project Kairos
The Bastion
51
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:27:18 -
[2697] - Quote
And the threadnaught keeps gathering mass... |
Sargon Matrix
Perkone
Caldari State
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:27:20 -
[2698] - Quote
This whole concept of Downtime needs a backup plan... |
Kyra Wynter
Devoid Industrial Services LLC.
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:27:20 -
[2699] - Quote
I have diplomatic relations to establish, dammit! |
Lutz
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:27:22 -
[2700] - Quote
obligatory give us free sp! post |
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Daksa Crendraven
Imperial Guardians
Executive Outcomes
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:27:26 -
[2701] - Quote
I just would like to remember everyone that today is Windows Patch day.......................................... |
CthulhusSpaceTrip
TunDraGon
That Escalated Quickly.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:27:26 -
[2702] - Quote
WTF is going on? |
Ossprey
Lucri Causa
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:27:29 -
[2703] - Quote
Rhaegal wrote:Arion Hammardin wrote:I dont know what u guys are talking about "bad day at CCP", they are all getting over time pay!
smiles have been seen to circulate lol says who? chances are, most are salaried. wake up and shut up.
Still get Overtime or time in Loo |
Valuial
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:27:39 -
[2704] - Quote
Well said. |
Aidan Hawking
Marmolex Dharma Corporation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:27:44 -
[2705] - Quote
Come on 200 pages!! |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
96
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:27:51 -
[2706] - Quote
veolias wrote:Not being able to play for this long. Are CCP going to compensate us as an act of good faith for the thousands of subscribers who cant play today ?
Free skillpoints ?
Free stuff ?
Free day of subs ?
Token Gesture would be nice :)
DRINK! |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:28:17 -
[2707] - Quote
Free PLEX @ 200
(no joke first post @ 200 gets plex) |
Mariam Sura
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:28:28 -
[2708] - Quote
gamergate..
discuss. |
handige harrie
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
324
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:28:40 -
[2709] - Quote
Cicciuzz Edier wrote:Is it possible that TQ is the only server to connect?
Never heard of redundancy?
Roll Back?
Back up plan?
Release, testing and validation?
I hope you're tough, because it looks like you have the dumb part covered already.
Baddest poster ever
|
Kris Bishop
A Dramatic Turn Of Events
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:28:44 -
[2710] - Quote
I want my money back! |
|
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NekoKitten
Neko Industry 'n' PvE
Apocalypse Now.
47
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:28:45 -
[2711] - Quote
Somebody forgot to feed the hamsters ? |
Hufton Ellecon
Pandemic Laboratories
Shadow's Edge Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:28:45 -
[2712] - Quote
Maria Kalista wrote:I hope it won't be held against me if I can't workout my part of the deal of 'hours for plex'.
I think it will be :(
|
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
1885
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:28:47 -
[2713] - Quote
Irie Alixyar wrote:Imiarr Timshae wrote:[..MESSAGE RECIEVED.....FROM 3 DAYS INTO THE FUTURE.....]
18/07/2015
11:00 THE INVESTIGATION INTO THE INVESTIGATION INTO THE FAULT FINDING IS NOW BEING INVESTIGATED
12:00 THE INVESTIGATORS INVOLVED IN THE INVESTIGATION HAVE FOUND NO FAULT AT THE HANDS OF THE INVESTIGATORS THEY WERE INVESTIGATING
13:00 A FAULT HAS BEEN FOUND IN THE FAULT-FINDING PRACTICES OF THE FAULT FINDERS
14:00 THE FAULT FINDERS CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND A FAULT IN THE INVESTIGATION PRACTICES OF THE INVESTIGATION TEAM
15:00 THE INVESTIGATION TEAM HAVE ANNOUNCED AN INVESTIGATION OF THE FAULT FINDING TEAM
16:00 THE FAULT FINDING TEAM HAVE FOUND FAULT IN THE RETRIBUTION INVESTIGATION BY THE INVESTIGATORS
[....END MESSAGE....] seems legit.
We apologise for the fault in the servers. Those responsible have been sacked.
Mynd you, m++++se bites Kan be pretti nasti...
We apologise again for the fault in the servers. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.
M++++se trained by YUTTE HERMSGERV+ÿRDENBR+ÿTB+ÿRDA...
The directors of the firm hired to continue game development after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked. The servers have been updated in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.
;^)
Relatively Notorious By Association
My Many Misadventures
Inaugural C&P Thunderdome Champion
|
Nerin Slate
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:28:47 -
[2714] - Quote
Chevron7 wrote:Situation 3 -
You are ratting in a hub and get pointed by reds but refuse to let that nice rat battleship kill go, do you die?
u die so hard |
Dmitriy Hisoka
Shades of Chaos
Gatekeepers Universe
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:28:58 -
[2715] - Quote
Sargon Matrix wrote:This whole concept of Downtime needs a backup plan...
It's called theorycrafting! :) (Though my wife wants to call it RL but I disagree...) |
Sansh Leko
The Scope
Gallente Federation
50
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:29:05 -
[2716] - Quote
Left Launcher opened with UNKNOWN.
Came back after 6 hours, still UNKNOWN.
I bet Drifters had enough time to Entosis everything.
EVE Forever
|
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
96
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:29:05 -
[2717] - Quote
CthulhusSpaceTrip wrote:WTF is going on?
It's the End Of The World Of........ War.. err EVE... sorry this long DT has me confused
|
Ted Rockson
eXtreme Co
Solyaris Chtonium
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:29:11 -
[2718] - Quote
Irie Alixyar wrote:Imiarr Timshae wrote:[..MESSAGE RECIEVED.....FROM 3 DAYS INTO THE FUTURE.....]
18/07/2015
11:00 THE INVESTIGATION INTO THE INVESTIGATION INTO THE FAULT FINDING IS NOW BEING INVESTIGATED
12:00 THE INVESTIGATORS INVOLVED IN THE INVESTIGATION HAVE FOUND NO FAULT AT THE HANDS OF THE INVESTIGATORS THEY WERE INVESTIGATING
13:00 A FAULT HAS BEEN FOUND IN THE FAULT-FINDING PRACTICES OF THE FAULT FINDERS
14:00 THE FAULT FINDERS CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND A FAULT IN THE INVESTIGATION PRACTICES OF THE INVESTIGATION TEAM
15:00 THE INVESTIGATION TEAM HAVE ANNOUNCED AN INVESTIGATION OF THE FAULT FINDING TEAM
16:00 THE FAULT FINDING TEAM HAVE FOUND FAULT IN THE RETRIBUTION INVESTIGATION BY THE INVESTIGATORS
[....END MESSAGE....] seems legit.
lol found the problem? out of sync time server |
Iku-Tiera Nieranpoika
Fornjotr
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:29:16 -
[2719] - Quote
Aidan Hawking wrote:Come on 200 pages!!
|
Verantis Cristo
Unsung Heroes
The Volition Cult
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:29:32 -
[2720] - Quote
Ah well you guys get it fixed whenever I will go off and play armoured warfare :) |
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Eli Apol
Definitely a nullsec alt
412
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:29:42 -
[2721] - Quote
Talisker04 wrote:Tatsujin Kagaku wrote:Talisker04 wrote:Tatsujin Kagaku wrote:Talisker04 wrote:As my name sake implies, think its time to get the whiskey out and join the drinking game just for something to do This is my favorite wiskey! When the game goes online, please dont gank me... Right now I'm sipping glenmorangie. Too poor to afford talsker. gm at least half the price. GMs nice to tho I hav to agree Its the normal 10 year. Much prefer the port casket GM. Have you tried that? How do you drink your talisker? I've been told 5ml water to 30ml whiskey. Me, Just add 2 cubes and swirl till it goes down like nectar... okey it goes down like nectar from the bottle as well, but still... The same, just a couple of cubes
The right answer is drink it how *you* like it. (edit: unless you're the kind of cretin that adds coke to your whisky in which case you're most definitely wrong!)
For me one ice cube in a double, melts pretty fast :)
but what would I know, I'm just a salvager
|
Rah McGee
Lords and Ladies of event horizon
H.O.M.E. Coalition
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:29:47 -
[2722] - Quote
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Victor Sane wrote:you realize since you said its starting up now basicly over 150.000 people are clicking button to get on and it will **** the login server to shut Down Again right :D? Server population is about 20k at this time, and rarely gets over 35k lately.
With all those alts and socond accounts there are probably just 10 k people |
Anthar Thebess
1228
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:30:04 -
[2723] - Quote
Hah 4 geckos each account , and speculators tears will fuel server for whole year !
Capital Remote AID Rebalance
Way to solve important nullsec issue. CSM members do your work.
|
Bazra1
High Sec Mining Corp UK
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:30:06 -
[2724] - Quote
what a joke |
Nerin Slate
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:30:08 -
[2725] - Quote
I don't even know why people are upset. Go watch some of the Eve streamers on twitch. |
Bignfurrie
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:30:13 -
[2726] - Quote
Ok who remembers the mass emails. "Set a long skill to train, updates are coming".. Ahhh it was a simpler EvE then. |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
26
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:30:20 -
[2727] - Quote
Ossprey wrote:Rhaegal wrote:Arion Hammardin wrote:I dont know what u guys are talking about "bad day at CCP", they are all getting over time pay!
smiles have been seen to circulate lol says who? chances are, most are salaried. wake up and shut up. Still get Overtime or time in Loo
I don't know what pollyanish country you live in, but int he good old US of A, salary is given to avoid paying overtime. Here the proletariat must toil according to the wishes of the corporate overlords... |
Rath Valent
235MeV
Waterboard Comedy Tour
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:30:31 -
[2728] - Quote
Adding the obligatory post whining about how TQ has been down for hours in order to help this forum thread get to 200 pages.
RV |
Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:30:35 -
[2729] - Quote
titiez:
http://41.media.tumblr.com/206ddfce83213fde0663559c9df0a7ac/tumblr_nqeeiyIgD81twvy79o1_500.jpg |
Nualy Isidarytarre
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:30:41 -
[2730] - Quote
GO GO GO.. u can do it.. we believe in you.. :D |
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Thulium Strauss
the muppets
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:30:49 -
[2731] - Quote
You, bunch of heretics, your lack of faith in BOB is the reason of all this mess. CCP Staff are infidels too! BOB AKBAR
:D |
Christo World
Under the Wings of Fury
Spears of Destiny
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:30:51 -
[2732] - Quote
herpy derp derp derp |
Oisinn Inositol
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:30:52 -
[2733] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
0118 999 881 999 119 725 .....3 |
IndygoSoul
Limited Power Inc
It Must Be Jelly Cause Jam Don't Shake
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:31:01 -
[2734] - Quote
Ok, read this carefully...
I bet that we will get to a 1,000 pages of posts before they fix it.
You are thinking- aw dude thats just a waste of a post, that could never happen...
Now, if you get to a point where you remind yourself of this post and think 'wow i wish it had been fixed when the thread reached 1000th page... and and you remember the time of reading as a time where, unnowkn to you, you ware relatively possitive about the potential timeframe... do quote this post and donate 10 mill to my account.
I will then make sure that everyone and ccp knows how much isk i got and think about what it means :) I will then do something public and hilarious with that isk and make an event out of it :)
also, i challange you all to tick the 'Receive notifications for this topic' when you post :D |
tasman devil
HUN Corp.
HUN Reloaded
52
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:31:04 -
[2735] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
I'll have a failed mission and a standing loss in about two hours... do you compensate for that? :P
I don't belive in reincarnation
I've never believed in it in my previous lives either...
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Darion Amador
Mortis Angelus
The Kadeshi
20
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:31:05 -
[2736] - Quote
The IT Crowd
Nice one Falcon. |
Ygaff Desfois
QC-PunksNotDead
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:31:05 -
[2737] - Quote
ISD Rontea wrote:If you are tired of waiting for online TQ, you can play in eve offline
Tryed but when rats are down, I got a wreck I can't open.. Even eve offline have bug-issues |
JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc
Brave Collective
13
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:31:08 -
[2738] - Quote
Mariam Sura wrote:gamergate..
discuss.
EVEGATE ..... huh, wait.... |
McBarnacle
Varangian Sentinels
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:31:11 -
[2739] - Quote
Rath Valent wrote:Adding the obligatory post whining about how TQ has been down for hours in order to help this forum thread get to 200 pages.
RV
That is a very noble cause and one I support.
|
ana langel
Hispanic Enterprises
Circle-Of-Two
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:31:21 -
[2740] - Quote
Stevo76 wrote:Come back EvE Online all is forgiven!! no its not
|
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Slava Gagarin
Space Traffic Control
United Fleet
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:31:24 -
[2741] - Quote
Nerin Slate wrote:I don't even know why people are upset. Go watch some of the Eve streamers on twitch.
go and watch yourself why you are here then and posting :) ? |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
17
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:31:29 -
[2742] - Quote
Jaclyn Hayes wrote:Eve finally died.
rip in *pepperonies*
Fixed it. |
Theurist
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:31:40 -
[2743] - Quote
I CAN double double DOUBLE DOUBLE your isks
no risk make isk
(for those of you sick enough to miss Jita |
ERIS LUCAN
State Protectorate
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:31:42 -
[2744] - Quote
*qp*
Foomlox&true Sansha Princes ,dont worry.
Happy Day* |
Thaydron Searical
The Coven's Spoon Corner Pub
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:31:50 -
[2745] - Quote
Have you checked to see if it has gas...? |
Zodeac
Multiplex Gaming
The Bastion
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:31:50 -
[2746] - Quote
Quote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - FAULT DISCOVERED IN THE PLAYER DB - NO ETA ON RECOVERY
|
Suotana
Chapter Six
Chapters.
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:31:52 -
[2747] - Quote
I'm calling PETA soon, these hamsters can't be well |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
15
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:31:54 -
[2748] - Quote
Oisinn Inositol wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
0118 999 881 999 119 725 .....3
oh :D is okay now they was just working on the wrong server :))) |
xion cyrus
Jenk Corp
The Consortium of Worlds
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:31:56 -
[2749] - Quote
For every ten pages lets all do a line who is with me
does 16 lines
(user has disconnected) |
Ether Mayaki
Ethereal Beings
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:32:01 -
[2750] - Quote
DontCryAndPlay Keikira wrote:http://gfycat.com/ExhaustedSilentAldabratortoise
That is why smart people make sure the rails are Attached |
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Isajah
Industrial Command
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:32:11 -
[2751] - Quote
Its windows patch day, what can you expect...
we couldnt work for a few days because of a windows windows patch once. |
Dunpeal Hunter
Zervas Aeronautics
The Bastion
68
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:32:20 -
[2752] - Quote
I bame Obama.
I dont know if this is important or not, but i have chickens.....
|
Weinheim
A Corporation Full Of Disrespect
SPANI Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:32:25 -
[2753] - Quote
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Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:32:28 -
[2754] - Quote
Bring in more friends guys, threadnaught not big enough |
Rihan Shazih
Catastrophic Overview Failure
Brave Collective
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:32:45 -
[2755] - Quote
IndygoSoul wrote:Ok, read this carefully...
I bet that we will get to a 1,000 pages of posts before they fix it.
You are thinking- aw dude thats just a waste of a post, that could never happen...
Now, if you get to a point where you remind yourself of this post and think 'wow i wish it had been fixed when the thread reached 1000th page... and and you remember the time of reading as a time where, unnowkn to you, you ware relatively possitive about the potential timeframe... do quote this post and donate 10 mill to my account.
I will then make sure that everyone and ccp knows how much isk i got and think about what it means :) I will then do something public and hilarious with that isk and make an event out of it :)
also, i challange you all to tick the 'Receive notifications for this topic' when you post :D
No donations possible, sorry bro :p |
Cuty McHase
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:32:50 -
[2756] - Quote
+1 for the 200. internet ftw |
Li3s
oranje bv
ORANJE NV
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:32:59 -
[2757] - Quote
Does any beer need another Buddy?
I am not as think as you drunk I am.
Sorry....had to say something stupid....ALSO!
|
Ploing
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
22
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:33:01 -
[2758] - Quote
Rhalina Sedai wrote:Where is that damn McKay when you need him
no, we need jay felger.
|
Katsumi Asanari
BUCORP
Southern Sitizens
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:33:05 -
[2759] - Quote
As an excuse CCP should add 1000 000 random SP to random character on your account. |
Wedgewood Simpson
Strategic Industries INC.
Prolapse.
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:33:05 -
[2760] - Quote
Have they fixed it yeeeeet?
Have they fixed it yeeeeet?
Habe they fixed it yeeeeet? |
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Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:33:08 -
[2761] - Quote
holler @ radio guy |
Fatoria Hemah
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
25
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:33:11 -
[2762] - Quote
CCP yo bedda feed those hamsters good |
Raphael Cedric
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
27
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:33:11 -
[2763] - Quote
RIP CONTRACTS |
Abby Silverwind
Demonic Retribution
The Initiative.
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:33:14 -
[2764] - Quote
ISD Rontea wrote:If you are tired of waiting for online TQ, you can play in eve offline
Forgotten about this <3
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil,
for you are with me;
Your rod and your staff,
they comfort me.
|
Gabe Rodriguez
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:33:35 -
[2765] - Quote
*SNIFF**SNIFF* smells like free SP! |
McBarnacle
Varangian Sentinels
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:33:41 -
[2766] - Quote
Chevron7 wrote:Bring in more friends guys, threadnaught not big enough
What if you're like me and don't have any friends cos you spend all your waking time playing EVE? |
Ionsei Kubarick
State War Academy
Caldari State
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:33:49 -
[2767] - Quote
It worked on my machine. |
Kairos Antilles
Project Kairos
The Bastion
52
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:33:59 -
[2768] - Quote
Zodeac wrote:Quote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - FAULT DISCOVERED IN THE PLAYER DB - NO ETA ON RECOVERY
Nicely played. |
Ygaff Desfois
QC-PunksNotDead
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:34:06 -
[2769] - Quote
Slava Gagarin wrote:Nerin Slate wrote:I don't even know why people are upset. Go watch some of the Eve streamers on twitch. go and watch yourself why you are here then and posting :) ?
Even on twitch TQ is offline so no fun looking at streamers :) |
Dunpeal Hunter
Zervas Aeronautics
The Bastion
69
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:34:18 -
[2770] - Quote
Isajah wrote:Its windows patch day, what can you expect...
we couldnt work for a few days because of a windows windows patch once.
You do know that the servers are not running on Windows right? It would be utter madness and a waste of money to try and run a server of this magnitude on Windows.... Utter madness i say!
I dont know if this is important or not, but i have chickens.....
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Unacceptable Lemongrab
Legio X Latro
Villore Accords
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:34:26 -
[2771] - Quote
I'm glad they're down. I finally got the dishes done. :P
Good luck guys. Hope you squish the bug soon. I don't want to have to do the laundry too. |
Dalton Zoletta
Omicron Zeta Unit
The Ditanian Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:34:29 -
[2772] - Quote
For those of you who cant see what is actually going on at CCPHQ, I have the latest feed from outside their offices: http://media.giphy.com/media/KaNODrTwkVmNi/giphy.gif |
Berthalost Rex
Free Ore Exchange Co.
Project Immersion
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:34:30 -
[2773] - Quote
33 minutes since they said they were rebooting, I am no longer hopeful |
Kazi Kugisa
EVE University
Ivy League
34
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:34:34 -
[2774] - Quote
tasman devil wrote:
I'll have a failed mission and a standing loss in about two hours... do you compensate for that? :P
Almost positive you can petition that after the system is back.
|
Mari Camos
Finnish Space Jaegers
Tactical Narcotics Team
27
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:34:34 -
[2775] - Quote
Drifters used the Entosis Link on the server. CCP is figuring out how to get around the mechanics so we don't have to wait for the timer for the server to be vulnerable again.
Let the lager decide what is wrong, what is right.
|
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
19
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:34:38 -
[2776] - Quote
Anthar Thebess wrote:Hah 4 geckos each account , and speculators tears will fuel server for whole year !
And they would be SOOOO SWEEET
7 would be better |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
15
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:34:38 -
[2777] - Quote
Ionsei Kubarick wrote:It worked on my machine.
lies
|
Kina Ayami
Tr0pa de elite.
Pandemic Legion
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:34:41 -
[2778] - Quote
NOT BOPE |
Tabs27
Resilient Roamers
28
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:34:47 -
[2779] - Quote
CCP, would you be so kind to give us an item each of some sort? This downtime is taking so long
[Videos] EVE Online Youtube Playlists:
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=318601
|
vccv
53
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:34:51 -
[2780] - Quote
Suotana wrote:I'm calling PETA soon, these hamsters can't be well
I think they are dead by now.
Fozzie is probably running the wheel now under whip and threats of electrocution.
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Skeezer Immortalas
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:34:52 -
[2781] - Quote
sigh....been waiting all day lol... |
Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
15
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:34:53 -
[2782] - Quote
this patch has been created like it was the car that got invented but they forgot about the Wheels... |
Ben Bernannke
Vickery Mining Corporation
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:34:55 -
[2783] - Quote
Is anybody else not able to log in to EVE? |
Kagura Nikon
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
2068
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:34:55 -
[2784] - Quote
Misora Pournissen wrote:I dont think that the skill queue works while the server is down... for all of you saying that we have a skill queue that saves up to 50 skills.. I dont think the skills are hosted in a different server.. so if the server is down, the skill queue is down as well
The concept of asking for soemthign is NOT about the training. IT is about the time we PAY and cannot play.
IS that so hard to understand? Or if they left the server offline for 10 days you would not want a refund for the time you payed and could not play?
"If brute force does not solve your problem.... then you are surely not using enough!"
For the rest hire PoH |
Recruitment
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Kairos Antilles
Project Kairos
The Bastion
52
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:35:03 -
[2785] - Quote
Dunpeal Hunter wrote:Isajah wrote:Its windows patch day, what can you expect...
we couldnt work for a few days because of a windows windows patch once. You do know that the servers are not running on Windows right? It would be utter madness and a waste of money to try and run a server of this magnitude on Windows.... Utter madness i say!
QFMFT |
Tony Lennelluc
Dragons of Stone and Steel
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:35:05 -
[2786] - Quote
Chevron7 wrote:Free PLEX @ 200
(no joke first post @ 200 gets plex)
That would be AWESOME !
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who donGÇÖt.
|
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:35:09 -
[2787] - Quote
Hamsters need a FC !!! They are loose on the Server Room. Where is Master Splinter? |
Altirius Saldiaro
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
335
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:35:13 -
[2788] - Quote
TQ needs new hamsters. Seems the old one have out lived their use. |
Matt Husker
Viziam
Amarr Empire
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:35:15 -
[2789] - Quote
Have any of you tried that new game called real life? No? Try it you might enjoy it =ƒÿë |
Kant Boards
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
34
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:35:17 -
[2790] - Quote
Ben Bernannke wrote:Is anybody else not able to log in to EVE?
I cant log in either buddy, lets protest |
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MrLuciferi
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:35:21 -
[2791] - Quote
Guess I watch Kung Fury a third time. =) |
Sodamn In-sane
Phorever People
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:35:21 -
[2792] - Quote
my guess is that with the new sov mechanic that was meant to reduce tidi by spreading the fights over the constellation suddenly took a dump after realizing that in less than 18 hours some 200 systems are going to come out of ref and is causing problems ...
Fozzie
job change is good but you're still a muppet
|
xion cyrus
Jenk Corp
The Consortium of Worlds
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:35:22 -
[2793] - Quote
we should all join one massive alliance and just start attacking ccp structures if we all do it as one its legal right |
Gernot Antollare
Shifting Sands Trader Cartel
Bleak Horizon Alliance.
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:35:40 -
[2794] - Quote
killing printers ... how rude! |
Jack Pickaloe
Rock Punchers Inc
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:35:42 -
[2795] - Quote
Suotana wrote:I'm calling PETA soon, these hamsters can't be well
They have found the problems!!! Yay. All the hamsters are dead. So they are upgrading to RATS. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
102
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:35:45 -
[2796] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:Ionsei Kubarick wrote:It worked on my machine. lies
I believe her....
EVE is totally offline on my machine too :) |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:35:46 -
[2797] - Quote
Keep recruiting threadworms guys, need more worms for this, shiny worms. enlargen the threadnaught...en-mass together into one big threadnaught |
Angelica Dreamstar
Miner's House of ill repute
955
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:35:47 -
[2798] - Quote
Dunpeal Hunter wrote:Isajah wrote:Its windows patch day, what can you expect...
we couldnt work for a few days because of a windows windows patch once. You do know that the servers are not running on Windows right? It would be utter madness and a waste of money to try and run a server of this magnitude on Windows.... Utter madness i say! The servers ARE running on windows. Have been from the start. Guess you need to re-think your reality, Mister!
https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Tranquility
TSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nazareem Dmatto
SqUaNTo - Brutor Tribe Shadow Militia - DerdekeA
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:36:06 -
[2799] - Quote
skillpoints skillpoints skillpoints |
xion cyrus
Jenk Corp
The Consortium of Worlds
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:36:09 -
[2800] - Quote
anarchy in the tranquility |
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Starbuck05
Pretty Hate Machine.
Symmetric Symbiosis
266
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:36:22 -
[2801] - Quote
SERVERS BACK ONLINE!!!
-á- I am the commanding officer , u should adress me as sir !
-á- But if i call u sir , what would i call your wife then ??
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D'Mannin Black
Heaven and Earth
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:36:27 -
[2802] - Quote
People may be pissed about the server being down... but I know expecting everything to work perfect 100% of the time is not a reasonable expectation. I think the fact that you give us an honest assessment of the situation every 30 minutes is awesome. |
tasman devil
HUN Corp.
HUN Reloaded
52
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:36:31 -
[2803] - Quote
Kazi Kugisa wrote:tasman devil wrote:
I'll have a failed mission and a standing loss in about two hours... do you compensate for that? :P
Almost positive you can petition that after the system is back.
Thanks. That would be fine..
I don't belive in reincarnation
I've never believed in it in my previous lives either...
|
Slava Gagarin
Space Traffic Control
United Fleet
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:36:36 -
[2804] - Quote
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - FAULT DISCOVERED IN THE PLAYER DB - NO ETA ON RECOVERY
18:35 UTC - FAULT DISCOVERED IN THE PLAYERS BRAINS - NO CHANCE TO RECOVER |
Leah Agenon
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:36:40 -
[2805] - Quote
hey CCP we understand that you love time sinks and rejoice in our time squandering ... forbid you would allow anyone to be able to challenge goon's (sry the imperium) ....but this is a little overboard don't you think?
... sure you guys are frantic over there, my sympathy extended..
cheers... |
Fugly Isktaker
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:36:41 -
[2806] - Quote
"We have inhouse experts reviewing DB code checkins and forcing developers to fix code not done correctly. "
I WISH I HADNT READ THAT JUST NOW |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:36:49 -
[2807] - Quote
RL Server is OFFLINE too... Wait.. Where am I.... :P |
doodgraver
Wandering Shadows
Tin Can Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:36:51 -
[2808] - Quote
Low impact low risk changes in a complex environment can sometimes have funny unexpected consequences
good luck fixing stuff and keep us updated.
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Rhaegal
Swamphole Inc.
Swamphole
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:36:52 -
[2809] - Quote
Matt Husker wrote:Have any of you tried that new game called real life? No? Try it you might enjoy it =ƒÿë
No, one cannot troll in so-called real life or liberals will have you locked up or shot. |
IcyMind Arierep
Chaotic Tranquility
Lethal Intent.
16
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:37:01 -
[2810] - Quote
Ask this yourself
Once the eve is online and you log in , are you going to hit the undock button or just complain more in the forums ? |
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Sensei2630 Chakaid
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:37:02 -
[2811] - Quote
Matt Husker wrote:Have any of you tried that new game called real life? No? Try it you might enjoy it =ƒÿë
Been there, done it.
no eve = have to talk to wife..... :-(
I want my life BACK |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:37:07 -
[2812] - Quote
ALSO , i dare someone to print out this thread once TQ is fixed and show us the RL THREAD |
Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
11809
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:37:13 -
[2813] - Quote
Why all the angst, don't y'all know EVE is dying, CCP took the server down to ease the eventual impact you will feel when EVE actually dies at some point in the obviously near future |
ScramWeb McPewPew
Carebear heaven
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:37:13 -
[2814] - Quote
Where can I get my money back?
So much money each month is streaming towards CCP and they can't even buy decent programmers and/or equipment.
Nuff said. |
Sylvia Marie
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:37:16 -
[2815] - Quote
Thanks to server down time I was able to read every post on this 140 page thread. And its still down. |
Draya Bankes
Asturian Industries
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:37:24 -
[2816] - Quote
so, its been a long night morning and soon afternoon for you guys, hope you guys are working as hard as you can, and maybe press that overload button for a bursts of extra production speed |
Richie Kane
Room for Improvement
Limited Expectations
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:37:33 -
[2817] - Quote
you want the truth? |
Kairos Antilles
Project Kairos
The Bastion
52
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:37:39 -
[2818] - Quote
Nazareem Dmatto wrote:skillpoints skillpointsskillpoints
wishfulthinking wishfulthinking wishfulthinking |
Psorosis
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:37:42 -
[2819] - Quote
My prediction is it will be online on page 421
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Tatsujin Kagaku
Dussault Enterprises
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:37:43 -
[2820] - Quote
Ionsei Kubarick wrote:It worked on my machine.
As a fellow dev, that line NEVER gets old!! |
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Christo World
Under the Wings of Fury
Spears of Destiny
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:37:48 -
[2821] - Quote
thank **** I was bidding on those contracts. Someone's going to be rich when we go back online... lel |
MoonHee
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:37:48 -
[2822] - Quote
I too Would like to contribute to this threadnaught |
Asyntara
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:37:50 -
[2823] - Quote
Jack Pickaloe wrote:Suotana wrote:I'm calling PETA soon, these hamsters can't be well They have found the problems!!! Yay. All the hamsters are dead. So they are upgrading to RATS.
oh rats
|
RomeStar
Dirt Nap Squad
Dirt Nap Squad.
573
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:37:52 -
[2824] - Quote
I blame sort dragon its his fault.
Signatured removed, CCP Phantom
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Sparky Udan
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:37:53 -
[2825] - Quote
this is pure BullS**T instead of you guys giving people SP which i know you didnt say you will but I think you owe me some FU**ING Game time. your eating up my play time with a BS SOV change that no one gives two F**Ks about
|
Bignfurrie
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:38:01 -
[2826] - Quote
Nap time. Good Luck CCP. |
Duk'hai Angelis
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:38:03 -
[2827] - Quote
So... CCP also are having CODE problems... |
Arterion
Fr33 Banking and Trade
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:38:12 -
[2828] - Quote
Key hamsters in the system architecture are engaging in a work stoppage to get more time in the sunshine. An anonymous hamster said "We are smaller and cuter than Guard so we should get some more time in the sun, maybe even a trip to Eve Vegas, since we do all the real work." |
Nelson Hoaver
Curse of Knowledge
Cruis3rs Cr3w
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:38:20 -
[2829] - Quote
Sylvia Marie wrote:Thanks to server down time I was able to read every post on this 140 page thread. And its still down.
I am sorry for you. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
102
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:38:30 -
[2830] - Quote
IcyMind Arierep wrote:Ask this yourself
Once the eve is online and you log in , are you going to hit the undock button or just complain more in the forums ?
DRINK! |
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Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
15
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:38:31 -
[2831] - Quote
Matt Husker wrote:Have any of you tried that new game called real life? No? Try it you might enjoy it =ƒÿë
Do not try to bend the spoon! Instead realize that you are a spoon!
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Zed Csanda
Hungarian Bastardz
The Kadeshi
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:38:37 -
[2832] - Quote
Fire - exclamation mark - fire - exclamation mark - help me - exclamation mark.
Grandagar+¦ur 8
101 Reykjavik
Looking forward to hearing from you.
Yours truly, Maurice Moss. |
Armagast Sin Truth
Blackstone and Fairfield Transuniversal
Sentinels of Sukanan Alliance
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:38:43 -
[2833] - Quote
What I don't like is i was playing on the test server until TQ got fixed and now cant do that cause its screwed up now |
Mari Camos
Finnish Space Jaegers
Tactical Narcotics Team
27
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:38:51 -
[2834] - Quote
For the time being, some music
Let the lager decide what is wrong, what is right.
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xion cyrus
Jenk Corp
The Consortium of Worlds
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:38:51 -
[2835] - Quote
since eve has been down I just realized I had a dog...wonder where he is XP |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
20
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:38:54 -
[2836] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Xenuria wrote:You could have prevented this! You didn't listen! Liam for CSM XI!
I'm telling you my fetch quest for the Dwarf Repairman will solve everything. |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
27
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:38:55 -
[2837] - Quote
Rhaegal wrote:Matt Husker wrote:Have any of you tried that new game called real life? No? Try it you might enjoy it =ƒÿë No, one cannot troll in so-called real life or liberals will have you locked up or shot.
LOL those darn liberals...always trying to get freedom and justice for all. Shame on them. |
Elmattador DeathStar
Minmatar Mining Industrys and Science
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:38:56 -
[2838] - Quote
Today we have EVE OFFLINE!!!!!!!!!!!
Hope they all give 1 day of free play time to compensate the players loss |
Elah'n'matir
Evolved Thought Patterns
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:39:05 -
[2839] - Quote
Angelica Dreamstar wrote:Dunpeal Hunter wrote:Isajah wrote:Its windows patch day, what can you expect...
we couldnt work for a few days because of a windows windows patch once. You do know that the servers are not running on Windows right? It would be utter madness and a waste of money to try and run a server of this magnitude on Windows.... Utter madness i say! The servers ARE running on windows. Have been from the start. Guess you need to re-think your reality, Mister! https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Tranquility
"The server used is an IBM x3850 M2 server with 128 GB RAM and two 2.6 GHz six core Xeons (Dunnington) running Windows server 2008 x64 Enterprise Edition and Microsoft SQL Server 2008."
The pc I am playing on is not that much behind lols.
Btw now that I know it's run on Win server I have no more doubs as to why it failed : Microsoft:
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Dracvlad
Taishi Combine
Second-Dawn
955
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:39:09 -
[2840] - Quote
The TCU in Y-MPWL is looking odds on not to get reinforced!
Ella's Snack bar
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Ripblade Falconpunch
Centurion Logistics
263
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:39:11 -
[2841] - Quote
Sparky Udan wrote:this is pure BullS**T instead of you guys giving people SP which i know you didnt say you will but I think you owe me some FU**ING Game time. your eating up my play time with a BS SOV change that no one gives two F**Ks about
Would you like some cheese to go with that whine, princess? |
Terry Gillan
Terry's Film Company
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:39:11 -
[2842] - Quote
I didn't notice difficulties of this scale earlier... Just lately... Maybe because I didn't play that much? :)
But anyway, everyone says this is normal or are the prolonged downtimes on a steep rise, as I feel it?
It may be, gentlemen at CCP has reached some kind of limit with complexity of the whole system.
Or not? |
Nat Silverguard
Aideron Robotics
177
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:39:14 -
[2843] - Quote
ScramWeb McPewPew wrote:Where can I get my money back?
So much money each month is streaming towards CCP and they can't even buy decent programmers and/or equipment.
Nuff said.
stupid is what stupid does
Just Add Water
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Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:39:23 -
[2844] - Quote
we are posting about 6 posts a minute.... 20 posts per page... one page per 3 and half minutes... |
Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
70
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:39:26 -
[2845] - Quote
A police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible drunk drivers.
At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered a Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy." |
Cat silth
ASH TO DUST
Obsidian Descendants
26
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:39:29 -
[2846] - Quote
Elmattador DeathStar wrote:Today we have EVE OFFLINE!!!!!!!!!!! Hope they all give 1 day of free play time to compensate the players loss
yes and it my day off |
Sansh Leko
The Scope
Gallente Federation
50
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:39:52 -
[2847] - Quote
Sylvia Marie wrote:Thanks to server down time I was able to read every post on this 140 page thread. And its still down.
Go back and re-read, maybe you missed something.
By the time you reach this quote, there will be extra 140 pages for you to read
EVE Forever
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Erion Black
The Amarrian Sentinels
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:39:54 -
[2848] - Quote
oh crap, I need to shave again?! Come on CCP, the problem is probably easier than you're making it out to be. Stop fooling around with the Super Smash Bros., and fix this so we can get back to do what we do best. K? Thx! |
Sizeof Void
Ninja Suicide Squadron
594
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:39:59 -
[2849] - Quote
According to the ghost of Steve Jobs, should remove Flash from all of the servers... lol. |
Picah Ascending
Miners League of Exploration Coalition
Requiem Eternal
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:40:02 -
[2850] - Quote
Imagine the soaring of nerdic dopemine levels when its comes back online |
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Allen Naskingar
UNITAS.
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:40:09 -
[2851] - Quote
Elmattador DeathStar wrote:Today we have EVE OFFLINE!!!!!!!!!!! Hope they all give 1 day of free play time to compensate the players loss
One day for what? For most of us to shipspin in station playing other games or warping between random systems not getting **** done? That's probably what I'd do xD |
Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3512
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:40:22 -
[2852] - Quote
Server still down? How can I update my Jita orders so everyone can buy my stuff???
Know a Frozen fan? Check this out
Frozen fanfiction
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JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc
Brave Collective
13
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:40:26 -
[2853] - Quote
Why serneity is fine ? They don't have the patch at the same time ? |
Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
15
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:40:29 -
[2854] - Quote
its a plot i tell you we saw vip mode on. its must be C.O.D.E. behind the scenes nulling all sov :D |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
102
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:40:34 -
[2855] - Quote
Nelson Hoaver wrote:Sylvia Marie wrote:Thanks to server down time I was able to read every post on this 140 page thread. And its still down. I am sorry for you.
LOL i was able to post on almost every page in this forum HAH!
... oh wait...
<(''<)............... Escape! |
WorkMan Petras
Prision Break Inc.
Gentlemen's.Parlor
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:40:48 -
[2856] - Quote
ISIS Claimed Responsibility for the attack |
Dunpeal Hunter
Zervas Aeronautics
The Bastion
69
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:40:55 -
[2857] - Quote
I dont know if this is important or not, but i have chickens.
I dont know if this is important or not, but i have chickens.....
|
Trev WarpedOut
Windrammers
Black Legion.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:40:56 -
[2858] - Quote
Duk'hai Angelis wrote:So... CCP also are having CODE problems...
ha i see what you did there and i like it |
Ozymandias Cragg
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:40:57 -
[2859] - Quote
Altirius Saldiaro wrote:TQ needs new hamsters. Seems the old one have out lived their use.
Hamsters get tired. When they are tired they become irritable and find it difficult to concentrate or to find motivation. That may be why the startup is not working well.
Perhaps they should be replaced by gerbils on zero hours contracts? |
IndygoSoul
Limited Power Inc
It Must Be Jelly Cause Jam Don't Shake
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:41:03 -
[2860] - Quote
IndygoSoul wrote:Ok, read this carefully...
I bet that we will get to a 1,000 pages of posts before they fix it.
You are thinking- aw dude thats just a waste of a post, that could never happen...
Now, if you get to a point where you remind yourself of this post and think 'wow i wish it had been fixed when the thread reached 1000th page... and and you remember the time of reading as a time where, unnowkn to you, you ware relatively possitive about the potential timeframe... do quote this post and donate 10 mill to my account.
I will then make sure that everyone and ccp knows how much isk i got and think about what it means :) I will then do something public and hilarious with that isk and make an event out of it :)
also, i challange you all to tick the 'Receive notifications for this topic' when you post :D
bump |
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Waylan Yutani
Danish Natural Gas Inc.
32
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:41:07 -
[2861] - Quote
Hey, have you tried clearing the cache yet.. Just an idea |
Ben Bernannke
Vickery Mining Corporation
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:41:11 -
[2862] - Quote
Kant Boards wrote:Ben Bernannke wrote:Is anybody else not able to log in to EVE? I cant log in either buddy, lets protest
Do you think the developers/CCP knows? Maybe we should start a forum discussion. |
xion cyrus
Jenk Corp
The Consortium of Worlds
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:41:12 -
[2863] - Quote
Enslaved Mistress wrote:A police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible drunk drivers.
At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered a Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."
been there done that |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:41:16 -
[2864] - Quote
Vox Anon wrote:we are posting about 6 posts a minute.... 20 posts per page... one page per 3 and half minutes...
we need more threadworm recruiters
NEED MORE THREADWORMS NOW |
Sylvia Marie
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:41:24 -
[2865] - Quote
Are none of you in the military? IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT! |
Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated
Fidelas Constans
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:41:28 -
[2866] - Quote
SOMEONE should like stream eve load screen adn we should all go in there till it comes online |
Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:41:36 -
[2867] - Quote
Kagetsune Hojo wrote:Thulium Strauss wrote:Lets play EVE here, Old School Text Message MMO.
Situation 2:
I am facing a Drifter Battleship with my Yellow Monster (Venture). Am I going to die?
:P Warping time? I think it's warping time!
Fight off the battleship! Battle stations!
I think you've been podded
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Reverendia Zeddamax
The Old Timer's Guild
M O B I U S
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:41:37 -
[2868] - Quote
TQ is down so I should do the work I ignore whilst normally playing ... nah, time to read the forums and post there. :) |
Nat Silverguard
Aideron Robotics
177
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:41:40 -
[2869] - Quote
Terry Gillan wrote:I didn't notice difficulties of this scale earlier... Just lately... Maybe because I didn't play that much? :)
But anyway, everyone says this is normal or are the prolonged downtimes on a steep rise, as I feel it?
It may be, gentlemen at CCP has reached some kind of limit with complexity of the whole system.
Or not?
wut? this the longest down time for several years already.
Just Add Water
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Locke Eistiras
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:41:41 -
[2870] - Quote
Sigh figures, been playing a few days bought the 3 month bundle thing and now the servers dropped....I just want to start researching cloak....Is that too much to ask? |
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Raphael Cedric
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
29
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:41:45 -
[2871] - Quote
Dunpeal Hunter wrote:I dont know if this is important or not, but i have chickens.
i mean, its not unimportant |
Lady Areola Fappington
2598
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:41:53 -
[2872] - Quote
Kagura Nikon wrote:Misora Pournissen wrote:I dont think that the skill queue works while the server is down... for all of you saying that we have a skill queue that saves up to 50 skills.. I dont think the skills are hosted in a different server.. so if the server is down, the skill queue is down as well The concept of asking for soemthign is NOT about the training. IT is about the time we PAY and cannot play. IS that so hard to understand? Or if they left the server offline for 10 days you would not want a refund for the time you payed and could not play?
~$.02 USD an hour. That's what you're missing out on. If it hurts that bad, give me a verifiable invoice of your accounts, I'll reimburse you for the downtime out of my own pocket. I'll need you to cover any money transfer fees though, I use Western Union.
And, before you say something about ISK, that's even better. If you want, I'll reimburse you the USD equivalent of however much you would have made in ISK during the downtime. In order to maintain fairness in the accounting, I'll be using the ISK to USD conversion rate as set by CCP.
Just give me a buzz, I'm happy to help.
7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY?
No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided.
--Eve New Player Guide
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Slava Gagarin
Space Traffic Control
United Fleet
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:41:58 -
[2873] - Quote
OKEY , I GO WATCH MOVIE AND EAT ICE CREAM |
Kairos Antilles
Project Kairos
The Bastion
52
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:41:58 -
[2874] - Quote
Enslaved Mistress wrote:A police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible drunk drivers.
At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered a Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."
MORE!!!
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Maxish11
Raytheon Academy
Gentlemen's.Parlor
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:42:05 -
[2875] - Quote
Nazareem Dmatto wrote:skillpoints skillpoints skillpoints
Yep Sp's and a good amount! You guys have wasted my whole day with this Cluster****!
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Tatsujin Kagaku
Dussault Enterprises
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:42:12 -
[2876] - Quote
I either called it, or jinxed it. Just got load shedded. No power.
Laptop has 12 minutes left. connected via iphone tether. Server will be back in 12 minutes guys! |
Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
11809
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:42:13 -
[2877] - Quote
ScramWeb McPewPew wrote:Where can I get my money back?
So much money each month is streaming towards CCP and they can't even buy decent programmers and/or equipment.
Nuff said.
The standard EVE sub is around 15 USD. That's 50 cents a day. Not being able to play EVE for the last 8 hours cost you 16 cents.
Hell man, give me your paypal info, I'll give you 16 cents if it'll get you to STFU.
|
Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
70
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:42:17 -
[2878] - Quote
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?"
The man said to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler, and he's blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke?"
The blind man was silent for a moment and then said, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times." |
xion cyrus
Jenk Corp
The Consortium of Worlds
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:42:28 -
[2879] - Quote
Sylvia Marie wrote:Are none of you in the military? IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT!
disabled vet here cant walk well anymore live on eve.....what to do now
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DHuncan
Minerva Group
Scibere est Agere
92
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:42:28 -
[2880] - Quote
Unacceptable Lemongrab wrote:I'm glad they're down. I finally got the dishes done. :P Good luck guys. Hope you squish the bug soon. I don't want to have to do the laundry too.
That's me. And my lawn looks like a jungle now that I notice.
What did you say about CODE?
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Berthalost Rex
Free Ore Exchange Co.
Project Immersion
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:42:36 -
[2881] - Quote
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Rhaegal wrote:Matt Husker wrote:Have any of you tried that new game called real life? No? Try it you might enjoy it =ƒÿë No, one cannot troll in so-called real life or liberals will have you locked up or shot. LOL those darn liberals...always trying to get freedom and justice for all. Shame on them.
Liberals don't have guns |
XTOlivia Crendraven
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:42:37 -
[2882] - Quote
Bignfurrie wrote:Ok who remembers the mass emails. "Set a long skill to train, updates are coming".. Ahhh it was a simpler EvE then.
Yep.... You had to use bookmarks to travel, too!
I use nothing less than 100% re-cycled HTML
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Sylvia Marie
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:42:38 -
[2883] - Quote
We need a chat room. CCP get on it, server down time chatroom. |
Slava Gagarin
Space Traffic Control
United Fleet
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:42:44 -
[2884] - Quote
Maxish11 wrote:Nazareem Dmatto wrote:skillpoints skillpoints skillpoints Yep Sp's and a good amount! You guys have wasted my whole day with this Cluster****!
lol |
Sliz Bangarer
Fruidian Logic
Dramatic Exit.
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:42:48 -
[2885] - Quote
I dont want to set seeeerver on firee... |
Nelson Hoaver
Curse of Knowledge
Cruis3rs Cr3w
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:43:21 -
[2886] - Quote
Almost 3/4 the way there Boys and Grills |
Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:43:21 -
[2887] - Quote
IndygoSoul wrote:IndygoSoul wrote:Ok, read this carefully...
I bet that we will get to a 1,000 pages of posts before they fix it.
You are thinking- aw dude thats just a waste of a post, that could never happen...
Now, if you get to a point where you remind yourself of this post and think 'wow i wish it had been fixed when the thread reached 1000th page... and and you remember the time of reading as a time where, unnowkn to you, you ware relatively possitive about the potential timeframe... do quote this post and donate 10 mill to my account.
I will then make sure that everyone and ccp knows how much isk i got and think about what it means :) I will then do something public and hilarious with that isk and make an event out of it :)
also, i challange you all to tick the 'Receive notifications for this topic' when you post :D bump
we'd have to be down for about 55.5 hours... |
Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:43:22 -
[2888] - Quote
Sylvia Marie wrote:Are none of you in the military? IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT!
its a sandbox game, naturally the sand Castle must be destroyed eventually to create a better one |
Christo World
Under the Wings of Fury
Spears of Destiny
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:43:39 -
[2889] - Quote
Vincent Athena wrote:Server still down? How can I update my Jita orders so everyone can buy my stuff???
After they have bought my stuff first... lol |
tbms
Arbiters of the Void
Advent of Fate
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:43:40 -
[2890] - Quote
remember Icesave ? |
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Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
70
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:43:48 -
[2891] - Quote
Two airplane mechanics named Bob and Tim work at Atlanta airport. Atlanta gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so Bob and Tim have nothing to do. After work Bob and Tim usally have a drink on their way home, so Bob says to Tim, GÇ£I heard that you can get a buzz off drinking jet fuel.GÇ¥ Since they have nothing better to do, they try it. Finally, their shift is over and they get to go home. Next morning Bob calls Tim and says, GÇ£How are you feeling?GÇ¥ Tim says he's fine, never felt better. Bob asks, GÇ£Do you have a hangover?GÇ¥ Tim says no. Then Tim says, GÇ£Wow this is great! We can drink all we want and not get a hangover.GÇ¥ Then Bob says, GÇ£Well, there is one side effect, Tim. Have you farted yet?GÇ¥ Tim says, GÇ£No, why?GÇ¥
Bob says, GÇ£I'm calling you from Detroit!GÇ¥ |
Armagast Sin Truth
Blackstone and Fairfield Transuniversal
Sentinels of Sukanan Alliance
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:43:53 -
[2892] - Quote
Vincent Athena wrote:Server still down? How can I update my Jita orders so everyone can buy my stuff???
Not a problem, no one there to buy it yet, lol
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May Arethusa
PillowBrigade Inc
36
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:43:54 -
[2893] - Quote
Greetings CCP
We're awfully sorry you seem to be experiencing connection issues.
Have you tried the following steps provided at this helpful page.
We'd like to assure you that the problem is most definitely on your end this time, and that you should probably try opening your own bloody ports this time.
Thank you, and good luck. |
IndygoSoul
Limited Power Inc
It Must Be Jelly Cause Jam Don't Shake
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:43:55 -
[2894] - Quote
Krantwak Pino wrote:SOMEONE should like stream eve load screen adn we should all go in there till it comes online
Someone should stream this forum thread so we don't all have to click refresh all the time
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Ted Rockson
eXtreme Co
Solyaris Chtonium
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:43:58 -
[2895] - Quote
Sylvia Marie wrote:Are none of you in the military? IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT!
And if you cant fix it paint it!! |
Ragged Starkiller
Hoplite Brigade
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:44:03 -
[2896] - Quote
have you tried to shut it down, wait 10 seconds and turn it on again?
or plug out the power and then plug it in again?
is switch in on or off in the back of the case? |
Larn Conner
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:44:13 -
[2897] - Quote
Dunpeal Hunter wrote:I dont know if this is important or not, but i have chickens.
I have chickens as well, well HAD... very tasty spicy fried chicken :P |
K'tar en Tilavine
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:44:19 -
[2898] - Quote
please upgrade to SpaceHamsters
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Garett Rootarian
30plus
Fidelas Constans
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:44:22 -
[2899] - Quote
Jade Helm starting , Chinese market tanking, Greeks getting sucked and now this. Can a guy get a little game time. LETS GO ALL READY!!!
We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring
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Cole Minor
Paragon Fury
Tactical Narcotics Team
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:44:32 -
[2900] - Quote
Hmm time to go back to Earth and Beyond! |
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Niivvy
Beyond Divinity Inc
Shadow Cartel
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:44:35 -
[2901] - Quote
its all my fault, I put beer in the sodastreem again. |
Kelemen Rakka
The Echelon Phoenix
That Escalated Quickly.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:44:46 -
[2902] - Quote
I was here. |
Sylvia Marie
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:44:47 -
[2903] - Quote
Ted Rockson wrote:Sylvia Marie wrote:Are none of you in the military? IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT! And if you cant fix it paint it!!
This guy eats paint chips for breakfast. |
Paranoid Lunatic
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:44:52 -
[2904] - Quote
Cat silth wrote:Elmattador DeathStar wrote:Today we have EVE OFFLINE!!!!!!!!!!! Hope they all give 1 day of free play time to compensate the players loss yes and it my day off
Mine too |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:44:53 -
[2905] - Quote
More pace keep it rolling guys |
Samuel Triptee
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
103
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:44:55 -
[2906] - Quote
Time to poop... I'll be back in 30 or 40 more pages...
Post Safe!
Have You Hugged Your Frigate Today?
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Fugly Isktaker
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:45:04 -
[2907] - Quote
Maxish11 wrote:Nazareem Dmatto wrote:skillpoints skillpoints skillpoints Yep Sp's and a good amount! You guys have wasted my whole day with this Cluster****!
They wasted your whole day not letting you waste your whole day? ....what a waste. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
106
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:45:04 -
[2908] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Xenuria wrote:You could have prevented this! You didn't listen! Liam for CSM XI! I'm telling you my fetch quest for the Dwarf Repairman will solve everything.
A vote For Liam is a vote for a "NEW" CSM.. there will be drawven repairmen/Women/Persons... and cake!
And if he wins i get a free Unicorn :) |
Asyntara
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:45:06 -
[2909] - Quote
I keeping busy during downtime similar to mining in game? I can see some similarities |
Nam Dnilb
Universal Frog
245
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:45:06 -
[2910] - Quote
Dispatch the elite server maintenance crew
God help us all. |
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Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
28
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:45:09 -
[2911] - Quote
Berthalost Rex wrote:Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Rhaegal wrote:Matt Husker wrote:Have any of you tried that new game called real life? No? Try it you might enjoy it =ƒÿë No, one cannot troll in so-called real life or liberals will have you locked up or shot. LOL those darn liberals...always trying to get freedom and justice for all. Shame on them. Liberals don't have guns
If they did, would that make them "right"? |
Aristocrate Kondur
DD Starship Ltd
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:45:11 -
[2912] - Quote
The server is not on fire..
CCP held a barbecue and accidentially toasted the hamsters |
Raphael Cedric
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
29
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:45:15 -
[2913] - Quote
Sliz Bangarer wrote:I dont want to set seeeerver on firee...
Bad Milton! |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:45:17 -
[2914] - Quote
I found the problem!!!! Some Idiot accidentaly let a Cat in. It enters in the Server Room, Hamsters are running amok, making a real mess, meanwhile the CCP Staff are trying to catch one Hamster at time.
The solution is: bring a dog to hunt the cat! |
freddy115
The Scope
Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:45:25 -
[2915] - Quote
This is getting utterly ridiculous. |
Terry Gillan
Terry's Film Company
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:45:29 -
[2916] - Quote
Quote:https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Tranquility
"The server used is an IBM x3850 M2 server with 128 GB RAM and two 2.6 GHz six core Xeons (Dunnington) running Windows server 2008 x64 Enterprise Edition and Microsoft SQL Server 2008." The pc I am playing on is not that much behind lols. Btw now that I know it's run on Win server I have no more doubs as to why it failed : Microsoft:
What you picked out of the whole cluster is just specs of one alone DB server. DB server does not need that much of a CPU power, but rather a lot of fast memory and really fast storage.
You may have missed the part about 60 blades, each equipped with 2 dualcore processors. |
Abby Noramel
Langtang Himal
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:45:31 -
[2917] - Quote
veolias wrote:Not being able to play for this long. Are CCP going to compensate us as an act of good faith for the thousands of subscribers who cant play today ?
Free skillpoints ?
Free stuff ?
Free day of subs ?
Token Gesture would be nice :)
Soon after the server is up and running CCP plans to repay us by going to the nearest bar and sacrificing many MANY brain cells by pouring distilled spirits down their throats. This will appease the gaming gods of yore thus giving us players much better luck over the next week
While it would be a nice gesture on their part. I do not expect them to do anything except get me back online as soon as they can. I had things that needed to be done right after reboot hours ago for some of my toons (better implants) and am not going to have the skill points I should. It sucks, but it is a game. I have played for many years, and they have managed to keep the game interesting for a LONG time. As improvements are made. sometimes things go wrong. I hate when it happens, but I don't blame them. |
Amber Kurvora
230
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:45:43 -
[2918] - Quote
Anyone remember the days where you couldn't have a stupidly long skill queue? Ah, the rage that would now be happening... |
Alexis Ford
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:46:02 -
[2919] - Quote
Photo take some seconds ago from Eve online Mainfraim IT technican pinning down the problem
http://i.snag.gy/GKVXw.jpg
*scnr* |
Lux Levitas
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:46:04 -
[2920] - Quote
K'tar en Tilavine wrote:please upgrade to SpaceHamsters
Miniature giant Space Hamsters!!
Player 1: EvE is life!
Player 2: Life's a bitch.
Player 1: I stand by my statement.
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Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:46:08 -
[2921] - Quote
http://41.media.tumblr.com/e7955f453efb65f979d917e7b1488a5e/tumblr_nqeeivZVxQ1twvy79o1_500.jpg |
Maxish11
Raytheon Academy
Gentlemen's.Parlor
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:46:11 -
[2922] - Quote
Berthalost Rex wrote:Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Rhaegal wrote:Matt Husker wrote:Have any of you tried that new game called real life? No? Try it you might enjoy it =ƒÿë No, one cannot troll in so-called real life or liberals will have you locked up or shot. LOL those darn liberals...always trying to get freedom and justice for all. Shame on them. Liberals don't have guns
They may not but the guys they hired to kill us all sure do lol
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Dodge Starkiller
The Scope
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:46:22 -
[2923] - Quote
Fix it Fix it Fix it |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
106
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:46:26 -
[2924] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Xenuria wrote:You could have prevented this! You didn't listen! Liam for CSM XI! I'm telling you my fetch quest for the Dwarf Repairman will solve everything. A vote For Liam is a vote for a "NEW" CSM.. there will be drawven repairmen/Women/Persons... and cake! And if he wins i get a free Unicorn :)
"Dwarven" sorry >.< |
Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
83
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:46:37 -
[2925] - Quote
A guy walked into a bar... OUCH!! |
Esrevid Nekkeg
Justified and Ancient
354
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:46:38 -
[2926] - Quote
Christo World wrote:Vincent Athena wrote:Server still down? How can I update my Jita orders so everyone can buy my stuff??? After they have bought my stuff first... lol How can they buy your stuff, if no one is online?
Here I used to have a sig of our old Camper in space. Now it is disregarded as being the wrong format.
Looking out the window I see one thing: Nothing wrong with the format of our Camper! Silly CCP......
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IndygoSoul
Limited Power Inc
It Must Be Jelly Cause Jam Don't Shake
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:46:38 -
[2927] - Quote
Asyntara wrote:
I keeping busy during downtime similar to mining in game? I can see some similarities
how? |
Cobratank Willson
Radioactive Scorpions
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:46:43 -
[2928] - Quote
Ship skins would be nice |
Dukes woman Ronuken
Lord of the dukes
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:46:56 -
[2929] - Quote
YEEES, something is online..... ohh, sorry. i looked out the window :(
|
Arch-Magus Mephisto
Black Scorpions Inc
Fidelas Constans
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:46:57 -
[2930] - Quote
Isn't it amazing that even though the customer base is shrinking and game mechanics are apparently getting worse CCP still manages to go about blundering it's way down the tubes?
No one in their right mind plays Dust.
CCP fix EVE Online. All of it. Start there. Stop developing other games. No one trusts you. |
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Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:46:58 -
[2931] - Quote
I think they need to release the 'Augmented' Server Maintenance crew but they're missing the BPCs for it. |
Sylvia Marie
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:47:12 -
[2932] - Quote
Im gonna go play world of warships |
Benedikt Thor Jonsson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:47:14 -
[2933] - Quote
The world reacts to Eve Offline
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=15&v=AlpxDiKEZZk
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Karissel
Full Spectrum Inc
Fidelas Constans
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:47:38 -
[2934] - Quote
Ice Cream for everyone! |
NightmareX
Lakagigar
650
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:47:41 -
[2935] - Quote
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:
1: Asteroid Madness
2: Clash of the Empires
3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama
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Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:47:42 -
[2936] - Quote
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/glorious-underboob-while-we-wait-for-the-stock-market-to-open-35-photos-32.jpg?w=600&h=570 |
Makani Kanoa
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:47:43 -
[2937] - Quote
try kicking it that works sometimes.
Extending accounts subscriptions for hours lost or 2700 skill points / hr would be nice. Didn't know scams worked out of eve too |
Kenjiro Murata
Perkone
Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:47:44 -
[2938] - Quote
I weep... |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
106
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:47:54 -
[2939] - Quote
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Berthalost Rex wrote:Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Rhaegal wrote:Matt Husker wrote:Have any of you tried that new game called real life? No? Try it you might enjoy it =ƒÿë No, one cannot troll in so-called real life or liberals will have you locked up or shot. LOL those darn liberals...always trying to get freedom and justice for all. Shame on them. Liberals don't have guns If they did, would that make them "right"?
actually some liberals do have guns...
Minmatar FTW! |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:47:56 -
[2940] - Quote
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
TRANSLATION:
we had sushi for dinner, still got no ******* clue what this is, **** , **** ...
.
..
........
..............
**** |
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Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
39
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:48:06 -
[2941] - Quote
Vox Anon wrote:http://41.media.tumblr.com/e7955f453efb65f979d917e7b1488a5e/tumblr_nqeeivZVxQ1twvy79o1_500.jpg
I'll take three please. And another case of beer. |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:48:24 -
[2942] - Quote
Sylvia Marie wrote:Im gonna go play world of warships
So, it's out like eve is online,eh? |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
21
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:48:25 -
[2943] - Quote
Christo World wrote:herpy derp derp derp
Take a drink every time Christo posts this. Also, guessing game, how many times will they have posted that before the servers are back up and running? |
Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
83
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:48:25 -
[2944] - Quote
A man would come home very late and very drunk every night. His wife decides to teach him a lesson by dressing up like Satan and scaring him.
When he finally stumbles across the lawn, his wife jumps out and howls like a demon.
He looks at her and slurs, "You don't scare me. I'm married to your sister!" |
McBarnacle
Varangian Sentinels
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:48:27 -
[2945] - Quote
Larn Conner wrote:Dunpeal Hunter wrote:I dont know if this is important or not, but i have chickens. I have chickens as well, well HAD... very tasty spicy fried chicken :P
Same here, had spicy chicken with spices mixed by my brother.
Damn near killed me, knew that git hated me...................
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vampire Huunuras
ISW Space Guild
Phoebe Freeport Republic
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:48:30 -
[2946] - Quote
grrr goons ?
[DEQC] Become content
http://i.imgur.com/IfcOCoj.jpg
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ferro nero
Clandestine Management Group
Illusion of Solitude
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:48:30 -
[2947] - Quote
Doesn't that last line of code you added need a semicolon at the end? |
Happy Hippy
Devil Dogs Unlimited
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:48:35 -
[2948] - Quote
Eve Online name has now been officially changed to Eve Offline. In celebration, free cookies and whiskey for everyone. Possibility of free dances from exotic dancers. /Profit |
Amanda Chan
Error 404 Pod Not Found
34
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:48:42 -
[2949] - Quote
6r33dy wrote:Hope we'll at least get full and complete report of what was done and which mistakes were made.
Cause corporations totally provide RCAs to the general public |
Valentine King
Zarnfell
The Southern Syndicate
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:48:43 -
[2950] - Quote
To the tune of War Pigs:
Programmers gather in their masses,
reading notes from Uni classes.
Trying to figure out in time,
why the server's not online.
In the forum players are turning,
anticipating Eve returning.
Insults and jokes of every kind,
and generally wasting precious time...Oh lord yeah!
Now this night, Eve has stopped working,
And those left in forums are hurting.
No more have the servers got the power,
to get us flying in this hour.
Day of judgement, CCP is calling,
on their knees in the server crawling.
Begging mercy for their sins,
Fozzie, laughing, spreads his wings...Oh lord, yeah! |
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Ygaff Desfois
QC-PunksNotDead
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:48:44 -
[2951] - Quote
Amber Kurvora wrote:Anyone remember the days where you couldn't have a stupidly long skill queue? Ah, the rage that would now be happening...
Yeah +1 by chance this is ain't an issue anymore
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Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:48:44 -
[2952] - Quote
ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT ISKIES NOT BEING MADE DURING DOWNTIME?
Well worry no longer, I have the fix, just for you!
Play my ISKIES MULTIPLICATION GAME!
I have been playing Eve since 1981, and I have Quadrillions of Iskies that I am just trying to give back to the community!
Send me ALL The isk that you have once Tranquility is back online, and i will quadruple it!
Don't let this downtime ruin your experience!
Play Cadoc's Legit Isk Quadrupling Game!
Guaranteed not to scam you!
|
Deck Cadelanne
Exigent Circumstances
CAStabouts
156
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:48:46 -
[2953] - Quote
Just finished series 1 episode 2 of Fortitude box set. WOW! Epic stuff. Compensation enough for me!
The escalating whining of the entitled remains entertaining.
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."
- Hunter S. Thompson
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Leeming
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:48:47 -
[2954] - Quote
I go to bed,... server is down,.... i wake up,....server is still down,.... must be a nightmare,.... back to bed :( |
Zendarius
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:48:53 -
[2955] - Quote
Wow, that is a long maintenance time! |
Python Kion
Guns and Butter Industries
Free Republic of Arstozka
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:49:02 -
[2956] - Quote
Karissel wrote:Ice Cream for everyone!
hmm mint choc chip plzzz :p |
Ionsei Kubarick
State War Academy
Caldari State
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:49:02 -
[2957] - Quote
When, in desperation, we finally rolled back Fozziesov, Fozzie himself disappeared in a cloud of blue smoke. We didn't anticipate that. |
Amber Kurvora
230
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:49:13 -
[2958] - Quote
Dukes woman Ronuken wrote:YEEES, something is online..... ohh, sorry. i looked out the window :(
That is the real world in it's squillion-k detail. Do not panic. Turn your gaze back to the computer screen and realise you can return to your internet spaceships as soon as a new CCP hamster wheel is installed. |
IndygoSoul
Limited Power Inc
It Must Be Jelly Cause Jam Don't Shake
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:49:13 -
[2959] - Quote
IndygoSoul wrote:IndygoSoul wrote:Ok, read this carefully...
I bet that we will get to a 1,000 pages of posts before they fix it.
You are thinking- aw dude thats just a waste of a post, that could never happen...
Now, if you get to a point where you remind yourself of this post and think 'wow i wish it had been fixed when the thread reached 1000th page... and and you remember the time of reading as a time where, unnowkn to you, you ware relatively possitive about the potential timeframe... do quote this post and donate 10 mill to my account.
I will then make sure that everyone and ccp knows how much isk i got and think about what it means :) I will then do something public and hilarious with that isk and make an event out of it :)
also, i challange you all to tick the 'Receive notifications for this topic' when you post :D bump
bump |
Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
11812
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:49:15 -
[2960] - Quote
What I do when there is no EVE, I MAKE A EVE! |
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Theurist
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:49:19 -
[2961] - Quote
Sylvia Marie wrote:Im gonna go play world of warships
too easy although....
me too |
Marco Asgeir
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:49:19 -
[2962] - Quote
Been a pilot for a while, but decided to check out the forums today with the downtime. So here I am, to put in my contribution to help get this threadnaught up to 200!! I actually had to experience real life today. It's so... weird. |
veolias
Skyjack industries
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:49:35 -
[2963] - Quote
Have they tried turning it on and off again ? |
Nush Vespina
Machiavellian Empire
Fidelas Constans
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:49:38 -
[2964] - Quote
at this rate and at this hour 200 pages is a joke.
There will be like 500 pages before the server will be up again
the only problem is that the forum servers will be down too if this continues long enough |
Ripblade Falconpunch
Centurion Logistics
263
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:49:40 -
[2965] - Quote
Ionsei Kubarick wrote:When, in desperation, we finally rolled back Fozziesov, Fozzie himself disappeared in a cloud of blue smoke. We didn't anticipate that.
.... or care. |
Zodeac
Multiplex Gaming
The Bastion
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:49:43 -
[2966] - Quote
Quote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - FAULT DISCOVERED IN THE PLAYER DB - NO ETA ON RECOVERY
18:45 UTC - RESTORATION OF PLAYER DB FAILED - ALL BACKUPS ARE CORRUPTED
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KntEagle
Wolf-Pack
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:49:44 -
[2967] - Quote
MortarJim wrote:damn need to start a new drinking game now
I think CCP has already been drinking |
Ohno no Borrox
xX-Crusader-Xx
Tactical Narcotics Team
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:49:45 -
[2968] - Quote
So you guys do QA testing behind the scenes like you said at Fanfest don't you
UH no, we lied about that
Oh but you make a make up don't you, so you can roll back when - sorry I mean if - things go wrong don't you
Well we say we do, but seriously if we had a rollback we'd have used it by now
In that case surely you can't have been lying when you said "Aegis has been successfully released"
In Icelandic "success" has a different meaning to the rest of the world, so we didn't really lie about that |
Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:49:45 -
[2969] - Quote
Happy Hippy wrote:Eve Online name has now been officially changed to Eve Offline. In celebration, free cookies and whiskey for everyone. Possibility of free dances from exotic dancers. /Profit
Eve Offline is already a game.
(google it) |
Alleja DeSan-na
The Blind Fly
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:49:47 -
[2970] - Quote
Vox Anon wrote:https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/glorious-underboob-while-we-wait-for-the-stock-market-to-open-35-photos-32.jpg?w=600&h=570
Don't touch yourself or you will go blind.
Ohhh wait. |
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Daksa Crendraven
Imperial Guardians
Executive Outcomes
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:49:55 -
[2971] - Quote
Terry Gillan wrote:Quote:https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Tranquility
"The server used is an IBM x3850 M2 server with 128 GB RAM and two 2.6 GHz six core Xeons (Dunnington) running Windows server 2008 x64 Enterprise Edition and Microsoft SQL Server 2008." The pc I am playing on is not that much behind lols. Btw now that I know it's run on Win server I have no more doubs as to why it failed : Microsoft: What you picked out of the whole cluster is just specs of one alone DB server. DB server does not need that much of a CPU power, but rather a lot of fast memory and really fast storage. You may have missed the part about 60 blades, each equipped with 2 dualcore processors.
As I said: today is MS patch day. |
Amber Kurvora
230
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:50:00 -
[2972] - Quote
Leeming wrote:I go to bed,... server is down,.... i wake up,....server is still down,.... must be a nightmare,.... back to bed :(
It's because you touch yourself at night. Bob knows all and sees all. |
Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:50:01 -
[2973] - Quote
Remember this one. its proberly the best vid ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCYT-GTwolU :D |
Ygaff Desfois
QC-PunksNotDead
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:50:01 -
[2974] - Quote
Cadoc Credence wrote:ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT ISKIES NOT BEING MADE DURING DOWNTIME?
Well worry no longer, I have the fix, just for you!
Play my ISKIES MULTIPLICATION GAME!
I have been playing Eve since 1981, and I have Quadrillions of Iskies that I am just trying to give back to the community!
Send me ALL The isk that you have once Tranquility is back online, and i will quadruple it!
Don't let this downtime ruin your experience!
Play Cadoc's Legit Isk Quadrupling Game!
Guaranteed not to scam you!
By chance you're not on Jita local, you'll be block by me in less then a second :P |
LemSat87
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:50:01 -
[2975] - Quote
No EVE and no beer makes Homer something something...go crazy? DON'T MIND IF I DO! |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
106
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:50:02 -
[2976] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Christo World wrote:herpy derp derp derp Take a drink every time Christo posts this. Also, guessing game, how many times will they have posted that before the servers are back up and running?
NOOOOOO!
I only have one beer left!
#havemercy |
scongy90
Hounds Of Haides
RAZOR Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:50:02 -
[2977] - Quote
Lady Areola Fappington wrote:Kagura Nikon wrote:Misora Pournissen wrote:I dont think that the skill queue works while the server is down... for all of you saying that we have a skill queue that saves up to 50 skills.. I dont think the skills are hosted in a different server.. so if the server is down, the skill queue is down as well The concept of asking for soemthign is NOT about the training. IT is about the time we PAY and cannot play. IS that so hard to understand? Or if they left the server offline for 10 days you would not want a refund for the time you payed and could not play? ~$.02 USD an hour. That's what you're missing out on. If it hurts that bad, give me a verifiable invoice of your accounts, I'll reimburse you for the downtime out of my own pocket. I'll need you to cover any money transfer fees though, I use Western Union. And, before you say something about ISK, that's even better. If you want, I'll reimburse you the USD equivalent of however much you would have made in ISK during the downtime. In order to maintain fairness in the accounting, I'll be using the ISK to USD conversion rate as set by CCP. Just give me a buzz, I'm happy to help.
Finaly someone that understands it :)
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Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:50:10 -
[2978] - Quote
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/over-the-shoulder-boulder-find-her-35-photos-30.jpg?w=600&h=600 |
VirusMD
Merchants Trade Consortium
The Last Chancers.
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:50:13 -
[2979] - Quote
I miss my eve so much i had to set my desktop background to a screen shot of my addiction.... I keep instinctively trying to click d-scan..... HALP ME CCP, IM DROWNING IN REAL LIFE |
Asyntara
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:50:25 -
[2980] - Quote
some give me the hammer, I'll get this cursid server running |
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Aleccia Kashada
Perkone
Caldari State
16
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:50:33 -
[2981] - Quote
heres a real question I have....do our skills keep training while the system is down? or am I missing out on time of traning?
I want my skills for using a provi to finish!!! D=
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Rhalina Sedai
Notice Has Been Served
24
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:50:36 -
[2982] - Quote
A system update= A quick method of trashing ALL your software.
FSOP (Free Systems of Panorad)
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Thulium Strauss
the muppets
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:50:36 -
[2983] - Quote
From this day on, after 9 months, there will be a Baby Boom. Players will b... their wives because most of them are idle and when they see his women around, they say: "Honey, let me show how we make drones in EVE" :P |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:50:45 -
[2984] - Quote
Cadoc Credence wrote:ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT ISKIES NOT BEING MADE DURING DOWNTIME?
Well worry no longer, I have the fix, just for you!
Play my ISKIES MULTIPLICATION GAME!
I have been playing Eve since 1981, and I have Quadrillions of Iskies that I am just trying to give back to the community!
Send me ALL The isk that you have once Tranquility is back online, and i will quadruple it!
Don't let this downtime ruin your experience!
Play Cadoc's Legit Isk Quadrupling Game!
Guaranteed not to scam you!
I'll let you know once I make that Fail buy order I saw before downtime. I'm sure to make a fortune off that! |
Annka Karmika
State Protectorate
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:50:47 -
[2985] - Quote
Time for plex reactivating is gone with the Offline :(
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Haruko Sakiya
Kishoshima Dragonash Mining Corporation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:50:48 -
[2986] - Quote
I just want to say i am one of those total noobs here in EVE Online but despite this mess with the problem of getting restarted after maintenance. I can only guess that the people behind the screen whom created this game is working their butts off. I am positive they will have the game back up and running in no time. So sit back and chill.. I even brought the popcorn and soda!! *giggled* |
Icuro Mekar
Faction House Industries
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:50:50 -
[2987] - Quote
I can't believe it...just can't believe it!
Come on Devs...rootin' for ya! |
Molcrani Lianno Triala
Dracos Dozen
Unsettled.
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:51:08 -
[2988] - Quote
EVERYONE!!! I have been working on this problem since EVE went down. After extensive troubleshooting I have found the root cause of the issue.
Error Code 7800A-4582 |
Mazalan Erata
State War Academy
Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:51:15 -
[2989] - Quote
IndygoSoul wrote:Asyntara wrote:
I keeping busy during downtime similar to mining in game? I can see some similarities
how?
You put something in a hole, and see what pops out... :-) |
Tatsujin Kagaku
Dussault Enterprises
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:51:20 -
[2990] - Quote
i call 4 minutes. That is when my laptop dies due to power outage |
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kawajj
Teneo Sententis
Care Factor
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:51:25 -
[2991] - Quote
Any more updated news on the server situation yet ?
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NightmareX
Lakagigar
650
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:51:39 -
[2992] - Quote
50 more pages to go before we are at 200 pages. WE CAN DO IT.
Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:
1: Asteroid Madness
2: Clash of the Empires
3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama
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Tyson Paige
Hammer of Hephaestus
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:51:42 -
[2993] - Quote
Somebody owes me money... |
Amanda Chan
Error 404 Pod Not Found
34
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:51:46 -
[2994] - Quote
I subscribed to this thread on accident...then proceeded to get spammed by so many notifications......Who still thinks EVE is dead? |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:51:55 -
[2995] - Quote
Thulium Strauss wrote:From this day on, after 9 months, there will be a Baby Boom. Players will b... their wives because most of them are idle and when they see his women around, they say: "Honey, let me show how we make drones in EVE" :P
YOU SIR, have a weird fetish |
Sarona Arcanian
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:51:56 -
[2996] - Quote
This reminds me of DTs of old :D
Open Burn Eden Teamspeak 3 for your eve fix:
ts.udie.org
pw: noeveforu
Please wear corp/alliance tags |
Mikhem
Taxisk Unlimited
290
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:52:01 -
[2997] - Quote
Here is "Nakkivene 10min" song to make time go faster. Words in this song sound quite funny to us finnish people. This is actually singed in english. It sings "Not giving in" and it sounds like "nakkivene" in finnish which means sausage boat in finnish.
Mikhem
Link library to EVE music songs.
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Bruce Kemp
Knights of the Posing Meat
FETID
137
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:52:04 -
[2998] - Quote
Just use system restore back to yesterday?
-áIf people played EVE as much as they posted rubbish on these forums, they might enjoy the game.
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Tobias Acuerdo
Lone Star Liquidations Llc
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:52:06 -
[2999] - Quote
Sylvia Marie wrote:Are none of you in the military? IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT!
Maybe that's CCP's problem: Too many vets, after all, when I was in, the maxim was: If it moves, salute it. If it doesn't move, pick it up. If its too big to pick up, paint it. But that was the late-war/early post-war Vietnam-era Navy. |
Alpha Lonefire
True Industral Formation Inc
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:52:14 -
[3000] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
19:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
20:00 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
20:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
21:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
21:30 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
22:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
22:30 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
23:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
23:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
00:00 UTC - AFTER KILLING HAMPSTERS ON TQ TRYED REBOOT - NO POWER - REVIVING HAMPSTERS
00:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
01:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - GOING TO BED
Just our luck |
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Alicia Star-Runner
Expansive Mining and Industral Engineering
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:52:28 -
[3001] - Quote
freddy115 wrote:This is getting utterly ridiculous.
I am actually agree with this statement. It has been six hours of them working on it. I understand sometimes things get ******, I get it. I understand they are trying to bring more to the game, I understand that as well... The issue is that it has been six hours without so much as a "Hey, yeah... We ****** up... Here is something to quell your rioting in the forums."
Not like it is all that hard to give us all something to cover at least 2 hours of the down time... |
ERIS LUCAN
State Protectorate
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:52:29 -
[3002] - Quote
*qp*
itz only that i payd 4 Play,and i find eve unfrinly enuv ,wen longer tan 2 day i sue them unimportent iff cyber atak or somefing.
Happy Day* |
Chris Eraclea
PillowBrigade Inc
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:52:31 -
[3003] - Quote
Should have swapped out that last hamster generation.
I strongly suggest you stuff fozzie in a hamster wheel and use him as the replacement hamster.
As im sure he is to blame for this
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Ionsei Kubarick
State War Academy
Caldari State
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:52:32 -
[3004] - Quote
Lift up a little bit while you jiggle the handle. |
krixus spartans
The Valiant Vanguard
The Volition Cult
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:52:36 -
[3005] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
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Big Dallocort
Cynosural Edge
Yulai Federation
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:52:44 -
[3006] - Quote
i do hope there'll be massive cpmpensation for this bolloxology
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Kulumbo
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:52:48 -
[3007] - Quote
Seems to me it would be best to do a rollback on the attempted update and troubleshoot this issue offline in a parallel test environment.
Not that I'm familiar with this sort of thing though...just sayin'
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Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
83
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:52:56 -
[3008] - Quote
A little girl cuts her hand on the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider.
"Why do you want a glass of cider?" the teacher asks.
"To take away the pain," sobs the little girl.
"What do you mean?" the teacher asks.
"Well," sobs the little girl. "I overheard my big sister say that whenever she has a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider." |
Nathan Swales
Long Sight Expedition
Indomitable Intentions
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:52:59 -
[3009] - Quote
Lets all play in the chinise server :P http://eve.tiancity.com/homepage/v6/index.html |
Dukes woman Ronuken
Lord of the dukes
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:53:14 -
[3010] - Quote
Amber Kurvora wrote:Dukes woman Ronuken wrote:YEEES, something is online..... ohh, sorry. i looked out the window :(
That is the real world in it's squillion-k detail. Do not panic. Turn your gaze back to the computer screen and realise you can return to your internet spaceships as soon as a new CCP hamster wheel is installed.
Thanks man. I got a grip now |
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Ashan Todako
Minmatar Secret Service
Ushra'Khan
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:53:19 -
[3011] - Quote
Thulium Strauss wrote:From this day on, after 9 months, there will be a Baby Boom. Players will b... their wives because most of them are idle and when they see his women around, they say: "Honey, let me show how we make drones in EVE" :P
I'll observe that!
|
ADM Andria Ravencroft
InnerSphere Alliance
The InnerSphere
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:53:24 -
[3012] - Quote
Here is the best Idea ever.
Roll the server back to the original state it was in before you tried to implement your patch today.
Fix the new patch on your Dev server and when its 100% then and only then launch it to the public.
Thus we get to play, and you get to work and everyone is 100% Happy Happy Happy!
|
Dark Knight Stark
Arsenic.
Zaibatsu Mercantile
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:53:39 -
[3013] - Quote
hope we get some compensation for the time lost. |
James Vayne
Section 9 SFU
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:53:46 -
[3014] - Quote
Beanhead2 wrote:Due to the moss gif all is forgiven
FOUR! No...FIVE! No...FIRE! |
Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:53:50 -
[3015] - Quote
NightmareX wrote:50 more pages to go before we are at 200 pages. WE CAN DO IT.
2.78 hours left... |
krixus spartans
The Valiant Vanguard
The Volition Cult
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:53:53 -
[3016] - Quote
For all you young kids in EVE CCP and IT guys, Old saying goes, if it is not broke, quit trying to f***ing fix it. Enough said |
Ygaff Desfois
QC-PunksNotDead
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:54:11 -
[3017] - Quote
Too bad, just updated Sisi and it's down too |
Trademaster Rob
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:54:14 -
[3018] - Quote
Dear ccp,
if a fault suddenly appears it's not the problem of the software but a corruption of data. So a fix in the software is not a fix but a work around. Unless there was a software update on downtime which would mean a simple rollback to the previous version.
My bet is on data corruption which you should have queries for to find out.
This coming from a pogrammer |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
16
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:54:16 -
[3019] - Quote
Alicia Star-Runner wrote:freddy115 wrote:This is getting utterly ridiculous. I am actually agree with this statement. It has been six hours of them working on it. I understand sometimes things get ******, I get it. I understand they are trying to bring more to the game, I understand that as well... The issue is that it has been six hours without so much as a "Hey, yeah... We ****** up... Here is something to quell your rioting in the forums." Not like it is all that hard to give us all something to cover at least 2 hours of the down time...
Get your free Trial Account to Hellokitty online
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Braskus Aurellius
Stoned Dragon Jedi
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:54:21 -
[3020] - Quote
Are the POS's wasting fuel blocks while we wait? |
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4chan SlashPOL
Implying Jita Prices
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:54:39 -
[3021] - Quote
Sarona Arcanian wrote:This reminds me of DTs of old :D
Open Burn Eden Teamspeak 3 for your eve fix:
ts.udie.org
pw: noeveforu
Please wear corp/alliance tags
n++<14:54:02> Connection failed because the server reached its maximum amount of clients. |
IndygoSoul
Limited Power Inc
It Must Be Jelly Cause Jam Don't Shake
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:54:46 -
[3022] - Quote
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - FAULT DISCOVERED IN THE PLAYER DB - NO ETA ON RECOVERY
18:45 UTC - RESTORATION OF PLAYER DB FAILED - ALL BACKUPS ARE CORRUPTED
18:50 UTC - PLAYER DB MAY PROVE LOST, FATE OF TQ UNCLEAR, COMPLETE RESET POSSIBLE |
captain dirka
Dirkistan
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:54:53 -
[3023] - Quote
all these posts about how this sucks.
It brings me back to the earlier days of eve when patch DAY meant a day or two vacation from eve. and down TIME meant a couple hours at the minimum.
Oh and the glorious days before the skill que, when you had to be smart enough to set a long skill before down time so you didn't loose any training time.
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Bronopoly Crushingit
Body Count Inc.
Pandemic Legion
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:54:56 -
[3024] - Quote
Alicia Star-Runner wrote:freddy115 wrote:This is getting utterly ridiculous. I am actually agree with this statement. It has been six hours of them working on it. I understand sometimes things get ******, I get it. I understand they are trying to bring more to the game, I understand that as well... The issue is that it has been six hours without so much as a "Hey, yeah... We ****** up... Here is something to quell your rioting in the forums." Not like it is all that hard to give us all something to cover at least 2 hours of the down time...
ikr? I don't know what to do now that my life simulator is broken. |
James Vayne
Section 9 SFU
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:54:59 -
[3025] - Quote
ADM Andria Ravencroft wrote:Here is the best Idea ever.
Roll the server back to the original state it was in before you tried to implement your patch today.
Fix the new patch on your Dev server and when its 100% then and only then launch it to the public.
Thus we get to play, and you get to work and everyone is 100% Happy Happy Happy!
Rollback isn't a silver bullet. Also, the fault may not lie in the area of the server that has anything to do with the patch. |
Slowdive Aideron
EVE University
Ivy League
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:55:07 -
[3026] - Quote
Stop bitching about DT. These things happen. CCP if you need any help just holla, 50% of the players work in IT |
Luca Oskold
Thetan Operations
Goonswarm Federation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:55:09 -
[3027] - Quote
Please tell me you took a backup before applying the patch. |
Eli Apol
Definitely a nullsec alt
416
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:55:21 -
[3028] - Quote
Q. What did the leper say to the prostitute?
A. Keep the tip
but what would I know, I'm just a salvager
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Christo World
Under the Wings of Fury
Spears of Destiny
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:55:22 -
[3029] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Christo World wrote:herpy derp derp derp Take a drink every time Christo posts this. Also, guessing game, how many times will they have posted that before the servers are back up and running? NOOOOOO! I only have one beer left! #havemercy
Derpy Herp derp? derp derp |
Leo Augustus
Ol' Miners Tavern
Societas Liberalis Civitas
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:55:26 -
[3030] - Quote
Let us all take this time to discuss the utter sexism and misogyny that's so pervasive in this game.
Just the other day in a mission I rescued a "Damsel" only to find her categorized as "Livestock."
This raises serious moral questions in my mind...
1) Have we made so little progress as a society that we continue to callously treat women as objects?
2) Was this an oversight, or an intentional "funny"?
If it is, in fact, intentional, I'd like to know
1) Why am I wasting my time rescuing a "Damsel" so fat and ugly she can be mistaken for a cow
2) If she really is smokingly hot, why are there no pictures of her and what prevents me from not returning her to the agent and pimping her myself?
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Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:55:33 -
[3031] - Quote
Enslaved Mistress wrote:A little girl cuts her hand on the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider.
"Why do you want a glass of cider?" the teacher asks.
"To take away the pain," sobs the little girl.
"What do you mean?" the teacher asks.
"Well," sobs the little girl. "I overheard my big sister say that whenever she has a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider."
I lol'd |
Rhalina Sedai
Notice Has Been Served
25
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:55:34 -
[3032] - Quote
MICROSOFT= Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
FSOP (Free Systems of Panorad)
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Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:55:37 -
[3033] - Quote
Vox Anon wrote:NightmareX wrote:50 more pages to go before we are at 200 pages. WE CAN DO IT. 2.78 hours left...
**** GUYS, RECRUIT MORE THREADWORMS AT ONCE |
ana langel
Hispanic Enterprises
Circle-Of-Two
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:55:43 -
[3034] - Quote
Im having mor fun whit this forum tread that whit the game lol, aslo i can only imagine islandic folks outside ccp HQ manifesting whit things like: give us eve online back , ccp get youre **** together , fozzie for mayor , ccp seagull we love you do something! , do it or the viking gets it! |
Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:55:44 -
[3035] - Quote
Ygaff Desfois wrote:Too bad, just updated Sisi and it's down too
Rofl what did you expect :D
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Pegasus Heluene
Freelancers of EVE
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:55:50 -
[3036] - Quote
KntEagle wrote:MortarJim wrote:damn need to start a new drinking game now I think CCP has already been drinking
By this time the Liquor store is out of LIQUOR
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DJ Dunewolf
Eve Radio Corporation
Eve Radio Alliance
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:55:54 -
[3037] - Quote
Put that ass to work, and Jiggle it, wiggle it to the tunes that im playing on http://eve-radio.com/
Now taking requests via IRC at Irc.coldfront.net channel #eve-radio
Or use this http://eve-radio.com/community/chat
Yes.. its true.. im doing another 3hrs.. 5+3=8hour SHOW!
Ohh damn.. DJ gone crazy
<3
Dunewolf |
Nathan Swales
Long Sight Expedition
Indomitable Intentions
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:56:09 -
[3038] - Quote
http://eve.tiancity.com/homepage/v6/index.html
cheak it out, There surver is open and working http://eve-offline.net/ |
Drider Deluxe
High Flyers
Gentlemen's.Club
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:56:10 -
[3039] - Quote
Have you checked the boot.ini |
Sky Marshal
Core Industry.
Circle-Of-Two
83
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:56:13 -
[3040] - Quote
So it seems that CCP nerfed the server. Logical, as they nerfed nearly everything in the game then only the servers remained untouched. They couldn't nerf anything else than that. |
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Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
23
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:56:22 -
[3041] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Xenuria wrote:You could have prevented this! You didn't listen! Liam for CSM XI! I'm telling you my fetch quest for the Dwarf Repairman will solve everything. A vote For Liam is a vote for a "NEW" CSM.. there will be drawven repairmen/Women/Persons... and cake! And if he wins i get a free Unicorn :)
I don't remember making those promises... The cake IS a lie you know. Wait... um... YES! UNICORN FOR LEMON! |
Small Grey
Immortals of New Eden
DARKNESS.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:56:23 -
[3042] - Quote
Luca Oskold wrote:Please tell me you took a backup before applying the patch.
And have they never heard of a roll-back?
Deployment 101......
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Kairos Antilles
Project Kairos
The Bastion
55
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:56:32 -
[3043] - Quote
Trademaster Rob wrote:This coming from a pogrammer
Is your code riddled with misspellings? |
Lady Areola Fappington
2601
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:56:33 -
[3044] - Quote
Aleccia Kashada wrote:heres a real question I have....do our skills keep training while the system is down? or am I missing out on time of traning?
I want my skills for using a provi to finish!!! D=
Skills are most likely the absolute easiest thing to handle when it comes to a downtime like this. Skill information very rarely actually changes, so it's really simple to extrapolate and apply your skills even with the server off.
All you do is take the number of hours since the server went down, multiply it by the SP per hour of your current attributes, then apply them as needed to your skill queue when it comes up.
The server doesn't have to be online, for the SP to accumulate. IIRC, SP isn't even a real-time calculated figure. It only actually "updates" when you change something clientside involving skills, or a skill completes.
7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY?
No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided.
--Eve New Player Guide
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MrBrightSide
All The Rage
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:56:45 -
[3045] - Quote
nice work homos..... |
Tyson Paige
Hammer of Hephaestus
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:56:46 -
[3046] - Quote
My wife Is the only beneficiary of this down time. I have to change my babies diaper now. Thanks EVE!!! |
Blaire Cas
Viziam
Amarr Empire
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:57:14 -
[3047] - Quote
Seems this DT is a support for alcohol, food and other stuff stores over the world Let's buisness flow better. |
Thercon Jair
Nex Exercitus
Northern Coalition.
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:57:18 -
[3048] - Quote
Chill out, have a beer / do whatever calms you.
In cases of unexpected DTs of old we were compensated with game time.
Now, back to trying to finish my huge backlog of games that aren't eve. |
Kale Freeman
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Test Alliance Please Ignore
46
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:57:25 -
[3049] - Quote
Alicia Star-Runner wrote:freddy115 wrote:This is getting utterly ridiculous. I am actually agree with this statement. It has been six hours of them working on it. I understand sometimes things get ******, I get it. I understand they are trying to bring more to the game, I understand that as well... The issue is that it has been six hours without so much as a "Hey, yeah... We ****** up... Here is something to quell your rioting in the forums." Not like it is all that hard to give us all something to cover at least 2 hours of the down time...
You think that rewarding the players for rioting on the forums is a good idea
You do realize that these rioting player base is the tiniest (but noisiest) fraction of the actual player base |
Ted Rockson
eXtreme Co
Solyaris Chtonium
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:57:25 -
[3050] - Quote
Braskus Aurellius wrote:Are the POS's wasting fuel blocks while we wait?
Yes they are whoo hoo off line poses to kill |
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
110
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:57:30 -
[3051] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:Alicia Star-Runner wrote:freddy115 wrote:This is getting utterly ridiculous. I am actually agree with this statement. It has been six hours of them working on it. I understand sometimes things get ******, I get it. I understand they are trying to bring more to the game, I understand that as well... The issue is that it has been six hours without so much as a "Hey, yeah... We ****** up... Here is something to quell your rioting in the forums." Not like it is all that hard to give us all something to cover at least 2 hours of the down time... Get your free Trial Account to Hellokitty online
OMG!
Hello Kitty Island Adventure 2!?!?!?!
GIMEE! |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:57:30 -
[3052] - Quote
Slowdive Aideron wrote:Stop bitching about DT. These things happen. CCP if you need any help just holla, 50% of the players work in IT
Because you can do it sooo much better!
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Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:57:30 -
[3053] - Quote
This server doesnt need logic.... it needs some serious logistics patching now :) |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:57:31 -
[3054] - Quote
Ygaff Desfois wrote:Too bad, just updated Sisi and it's down too
....
And they just said "Tested a patch on SiSi. Deploying to TQ"
You'd think they'd have seen something on SiSi.... |
Quintus Aquillian
Zero-G Engineering.
TSOE Consortium
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:57:31 -
[3055] - Quote
Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:Zola Budd wrote:Lucaz Verona wrote:Zola Budd wrote:Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve.
Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look to the devs and see.
They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy.
Because the server's up, server's down.
(Server's up, server's down)
Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Fozzie, just killed the game.
Put an update to its head,
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead.
Fozzie, sov had just begun,
but now updates take all day.
Fozzie, ooh,
didn't mean to make Eve die.
If it's not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.
its not a biscuit - this is hip hop you nit wit - learn to deal - or step back and kneel - you might find you can feel! Blag the POS - scrape the ISK - paw at some free SP? not me im free. puffing on a splif - take a long Bio and puff on a splif it'll be back in a bit - until then sont talk s**t :P Please tell me you know what song he was trying to imitate.... FYI it was nothing to with rap or hip hop. but this is hip hop you nit wit :) Isk won't come, just when you want it. You see I mine son, but I'll get it on. You wanna gank then step up and we'll get it on. You get a point to the grill, I'm Amarr and I'm ill. A descendant of God's own with tachyon skills. I tanked and I swing, next thing your hull's broken. With a pod full of nothing, meanwhile I'll be drilin On a fat rock, Spod rocks?, you don't know the half. Tryin' to gank ships man, please don't make me laugh. These miner's eyes are smilin, I'm buckwildin'. The laser chain is pumpin, start jumpin. Lock it, mine it, jet can haul it.
Oh give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With the Y chromosome changed to X
And when she is grown
My very own clone
Will be of the opposite sex!
Clone, clone of my own,
With the Y chromosome changed to X
And when she is grown,
Since her mind is my own
She'll be thinking of nothing but sex! |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:57:45 -
[3056] - Quote
We must sacrifice CCP Fozzie for BOB !!! It is the only way!
:P |
Raphael Cedric
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
30
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:58:01 -
[3057] - Quote
Trademaster Rob wrote:Dear ccp,
if a fault suddenly appears it's not the problem of the software but a corruption of data. So a fix in the software is not a fix but a work around. Unless there was a software update on downtime which would mean a simple rollback to the previous version.
My bet is on data corruption which you should have queries for to find out.
This coming from a pogrammer
not sure they can trust a pogrammer |
Ezekiel Bonaparte
Deep Space Depot Distribution
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:58:02 -
[3058] - Quote
tap tap tap - is this thing on? |
HAMMER BLOW
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:58:04 -
[3059] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Steijn wrote:another clusterf**k. Quite literally. We're working on it!
wasn't you lot working on that screwed it up so much for us account holders who pay for it
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Desert Ice78
Gryphons of the Western Wind
510
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:58:07 -
[3060] - Quote
I'm going to the gym. Everyone else should just go home. Try again tomorrow.
I am a pod pilot:
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/DesertIce/POD.jpg
CCP Zulu: Came expecting a discussion about computer monitors, left confused.
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
110
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:58:16 -
[3061] - Quote
Christo World wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Christo World wrote:herpy derp derp derp Take a drink every time Christo posts this. Also, guessing game, how many times will they have posted that before the servers are back up and running? NOOOOOO! I only have one beer left! #havemercy Derpy Herp derp? derp derp
:(
fine i'll drink |
Dude Ringfield
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:58:18 -
[3062] - Quote
Eve-Radio
http://eve-radio.com/radio/playpage?Itemid=87&option=com_content&view=article&id=1503&layout=default |
veolias
Skyjack industries
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:58:26 -
[3063] - Quote
CCP you are wrecking my marriage.. the longer the server is offline, the more I realise I hate my wife.
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Tzuko1
FREE GATES
Nulli Secunda
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:58:27 -
[3064] - Quote
FOZZIEEEEEmg] |
Mrs Whoops
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:58:36 -
[3065] - Quote
Does CCP reimburse you for the lost game time? :D
I mean, it's almost 50 cent now of my monthly subscription, that is lost! :D |
Nolan Drake
The Scope
Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:58:40 -
[3066] - Quote
... any chance that CCP will remove the message "Aegis Sovereignty has been successfully release (sic) on July 14!" from the EVE launcher? Just maybe?
Enjoying the time off, going for a walk in the park. Cheers! |
piercer
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:58:42 -
[3067] - Quote
In the golden old days Patch days meant setting a week long skill and knowing you wouldnt have stable play for 2-3 days.
Downtime used to last at least 1 full hour.
Go do some low-sec raids into the fridge and down some epic loot. Then go outside into null-sec and get more loot! |
Wtomo
FREE GATES
Nulli Secunda
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:58:45 -
[3068] - Quote
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/61/6184c964e97be426cbfcc6bc6e166d50d05e742b16ec37d21f0034fdd5829e3f.jpg |
Alex Grishkin
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:58:47 -
[3069] - Quote
Oh come on, can't you just apply pre-patch version until you find out how to fix new version?
I want to lose some iskies and you are not letting me. |
Leaf Blossom
Mosquito Squadron
Mordus Angels
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:58:50 -
[3070] - Quote
On the upside CCP now have jobs available in their QC department |
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Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
19
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:58:58 -
[3071] - Quote
Server problems won't end until CCP and CODE quit arguing over the split of fees for null permits. |
Commi Girl
Rijndael Cipher Systems
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 18:59:03 -
[3072] - Quote
Tyson Paige wrote:My wife Is the only beneficiary of this down time. I have to change my babies diaper now. Thanks EVE!!!
Hahahaha, guess you could use the time to make another one |
Ripblade Falconpunch
Centurion Logistics
264
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:59:06 -
[3073] - Quote
Desert Ice78 wrote:I'm going to the gym. Everyone else should just go home. Try again tomorrow.
Whatever bro. Stop trying to pretend like you even lift. |
Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:59:08 -
[3074] - Quote
Thulium Strauss wrote:We must sacrifice CCP Fozzie for BOB !!! It is the only way!
:P
didnt BoB die?, now its just goonies left and boobies :D |
Trademaster Rob
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:59:10 -
[3075] - Quote
Kairos Antilles wrote:Trademaster Rob wrote:This coming from a pogrammer Is your code riddled with misspellings?
Yes but stable |
nitro oxide
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:59:12 -
[3076] - Quote
Looking for a New Corp? Come join RvB!!!
( Once we get back online!) |
Molcrani Lianno Triala
Dracos Dozen
Unsettled.
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:59:20 -
[3077] - Quote
This is the issue!! |
Fugly Isktaker
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:59:29 -
[3078] - Quote
Desert Ice78 wrote:I'm going to the gym. Everyone else should just go home. Try again tomorrow.
Do you even lift? |
Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:59:29 -
[3079] - Quote
Ygaff Desfois wrote:Cadoc Credence wrote:ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT ISKIES NOT BEING MADE DURING DOWNTIME?
Well worry no longer, I have the fix, just for you!
Play my ISKIES MULTIPLICATION GAME!
I have been playing Eve since 1981, and I have Quadrillions of Iskies that I am just trying to give back to the community!
Send me ALL The isk that you have once Tranquility is back online, and i will quadruple it!
Don't let this downtime ruin your experience!
Play Cadoc's Legit Isk Quadrupling Game!
Guaranteed not to scam you!
By chance you're not on Jita local, you'll be block by me in less then a second :P
Well then it looks like you won't be able to capitalize on this rare opportunity!
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Aeneas2010
Shadows of Earth
Spears of Destiny
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:59:30 -
[3080] - Quote
**** post in **** thread kk thx. |
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Alicia Star-Runner
Expansive Mining and Industral Engineering
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:59:31 -
[3081] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:Alicia Star-Runner wrote:freddy115 wrote:This is getting utterly ridiculous. I am actually agree with this statement. It has been six hours of them working on it. I understand sometimes things get ******, I get it. I understand they are trying to bring more to the game, I understand that as well... The issue is that it has been six hours without so much as a "Hey, yeah... We ****** up... Here is something to quell your rioting in the forums." Not like it is all that hard to give us all something to cover at least 2 hours of the down time... Get your free Trial Account to Hellokitty online
Yes, because I am on a "Free Trial Account". How did you ever guess? Not like I have paid already? Not like I am a vet of games coming out with a update and things going sideways... Nope not at all. Why don't you sit down and shut up before I slap the **** out of your five dollar ass. |
Sister Abigal
Sister's of Evil
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:59:40 -
[3082] - Quote
i was thinking 1 mill SP would be nice its working on 2 now |
Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
86
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:59:45 -
[3083] - Quote
A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."
The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.
"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"
"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!" |
Brokk Witgenstein
Extreme Agony
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:59:47 -
[3084] - Quote
They tried to buff Caldari, but the server just won't allow it
On a more serious note ... what about our reenforce timers (or however the heck you call the entosised state now... "vulnerable" ?) ? |
Strykr X
X-COM Navy
Gentlemen's.Parlor
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 18:59:58 -
[3085] - Quote
Braskus Aurellius wrote:Are the POS's wasting fuel blocks while we wait?
The POSes don't even exist right now. By this point, let's all hope the server emerges without serious permanent damage. |
Crash McCoy
Ordinem Veritatis
Phoebe Freeport Republic
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:00:05 -
[3086] - Quote
"So, how was your day at work dear?"
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Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:00:08 -
[3087] - Quote
Wow. Forum got ganked for a bit. The issue is spreading! Hide your Dancers and ISK! |
D'Mannin Black
Heaven and Earth
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:00:09 -
[3088] - Quote
This is all CODE's fault. They have figured out a way to gank everyone at the same time and clearly should be banned |
Deck Cadelanne
Exigent Circumstances
CAStabouts
157
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:00:09 -
[3089] - Quote
OMG...could this be...THE GREAT RESET !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."
- Hunter S. Thompson
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Iceni Magni
Setenta Corp
AL3XAND3R.
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:00:16 -
[3090] - Quote
krixus spartans wrote:For all you young kids in EVE CCP and IT guys, Old saying goes, if it is not broke, quit trying to f***ing fix it. Enough said
Ummm.... it IS broken |
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Esrevid Nekkeg
Justified and Ancient
355
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:00:27 -
[3091] - Quote
ana langel wrote:Im having mor fun whit this forum tread that whit the game lol, That would not be to difficult, as this thread is live and the game is not at the moment.
Here I used to have a sig of our old Camper in space. Now it is disregarded as being the wrong format.
Looking out the window I see one thing: Nothing wrong with the format of our Camper! Silly CCP......
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MoonHee
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:00:36 -
[3092] - Quote
Games still down and forums starting to glitch, I'm gon go get cigs and beer 200 pages here we come |
Cruz Wolf
United Wolfs Nations
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:00:39 -
[3093] - Quote
Luca Oskold wrote:Please tell me you took a backup before applying the patch.
OMG that must be it. After 13 plus years of running an MMO like Eve I bet the good folks at CCP never even thought of such a practice. Who knew?
I always tell people that Eve is a game for smart people only. I humbly submit the error of my thinking and hang my head.
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Inquisitor Cerberuso
Your Loss
Dead Terrorists
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:00:39 -
[3094] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
[/b]
The logs show nothing. Literally. Nothing. Dong. |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:00:39 -
[3095] - Quote
Ripblade Falconpunch wrote:Desert Ice78 wrote:I'm going to the gym. Everyone else should just go home. Try again tomorrow. Whatever bro. Stop trying to pretend like you even lift.
what he said you despicable worm GET BACK IN LINE AND ADD TO THE THREADNAUGHT |
Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
11814
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:00:43 -
[3096] - Quote
Thercon Jair wrote:Chill out, have a beer / do whatever calms you.
Screw that! PANIC!!!! |
Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:01:02 -
[3097] - Quote
Sister Abigal wrote:i was thinking 1 mill SP would be nice its working on 2 now
why not just some of that fancy rare frigate stuff... nuff said |
Lyndai Vassic
Perkone
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:01:12 -
[3098] - Quote
I'm loving all of these backseat programmers who think they can do CCP dudes' jobs better than they can, even though they have no experience with this kind of thing. Just, y'know, getting my opinion out there as a network engineer..
Seriously feeling sorry for them, hope none of them have to read through those responses. At least lots of people are trying to keep it light-hearted! |
E6o5
Tyler Durden Demolitions
351
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:01:18 -
[3099] - Quote
this thread is hilarious, please don't fix the server and keep the thread going |
Yuki Helenoto
Bahrgroup
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:01:19 -
[3100] - Quote
CCP right now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct33UUhS_xg |
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
110
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:01:24 -
[3101] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Xenuria wrote:You could have prevented this! You didn't listen! Liam for CSM XI! I'm telling you my fetch quest for the Dwarf Repairman will solve everything. A vote For Liam is a vote for a "NEW" CSM.. there will be drawven repairmen/Women/Persons... and cake! And if he wins i get a free Unicorn :) I don't remember making those promises... The cake IS a lie you know. Wait... um... YES! UNICORN FOR LEMON!
Good politics, requires a few little white lies.
Hopefully.. fluffy, delicious, white lies made out of cake :) |
Yash Nima
Skyhawks Academy
Skyhawks Alliance
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:01:33 -
[3102] - Quote
I feel so empty now, I don't want live anymore. |
Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:01:37 -
[3103] - Quote
a quick review of posts:
30% joke about turning it off and turning it back on / boot.ini
5% joke about compensation
35% actual request for compensation
20% general back patting / trolling
<10% tittiez
PRIORITIES PEOPLE! |
Kairos Antilles
Project Kairos
The Bastion
55
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:01:39 -
[3104] - Quote
I'd go outside, but this is what I am hearing outside our compound walls
Much safer here, in front of the laptop. |
Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
11814
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:01:47 -
[3105] - Quote
The current scene in Reykjavik. |
Y0UR M0THER
Inbred Mongoloids
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:01:50 -
[3106] - Quote
Jenn aSide wrote:Why all the angst, don't y'all know EVE is dying, CCP took the server down to ease the eventual impact you will feel when EVE actually dies at some point in the obviously near future
This one has issues, seriously. |
Ripblade Falconpunch
Centurion Logistics
264
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:01:51 -
[3107] - Quote
Alicia Star-Runner wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:Alicia Star-Runner wrote:freddy115 wrote:This is getting utterly ridiculous. I am actually agree with this statement. It has been six hours of them working on it. I understand sometimes things get ******, I get it. I understand they are trying to bring more to the game, I understand that as well... The issue is that it has been six hours without so much as a "Hey, yeah... We ****** up... Here is something to quell your rioting in the forums." Not like it is all that hard to give us all something to cover at least 2 hours of the down time... Get your free Trial Account to Hellokitty online Yes, because I am on a "Free Trial Account". How did you ever guess? Not like I have paid already? Not like I am a vet of games coming out with a update and things going sideways... Nope not at all. Why don't you sit down and shut up before I slap the **** out of your five dollar ass.
Oh ****! We got an internet badass over here!
.... who apparently lacks reading comprehension skills. |
Zar Myx
New Eden Browncoats
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:02:11 -
[3108] - Quote
As many people have pointed out, they should have a rollback option.
They seem very committed to this patch. Must be some real important fix included with today's code. If not, I assume someone would have made the call by now. It's not like this is Archeage where you expect daily/weekly patches that last for 12 hours or more. |
Larn Conner
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:02:13 -
[3109] - Quote
Hitler Rage-Quits Eve Online
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htihrha9nJI
*Sorry, not specifically related to Eve Online being offline, although I tried to find one* |
Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:02:25 -
[3110] - Quote
ooh iknow a frigate with the polaris frigate look :D. that would be neat |
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Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:02:42 -
[3111] - Quote
Vox Anon wrote:a quick review of posts:
30% joke about turning it off and turning it back on / boot.ini
5% joke about compensation
35% actual request for compensation
20% general back patting / trolling
<10% tittiez
PRIORITIES PEOPLE!
Moar tiitiez? |
Rentia Novita
WHITE FLAG.
The Bastion
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:02:47 -
[3112] - Quote
I can play when , as his started doing long
thx |
Mia Spicoli
Complete Meltdown
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:02:51 -
[3113] - Quote
Clearly the hamster as sprained a hammy |
JackMarston
B R I M E R
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:02:52 -
[3114] - Quote
**** this,im off to make some toast and catch up on ....anything......... laters all :) |
Omnimaximus Plasmaticum
New Hope for the Wretched
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:02:57 -
[3115] - Quote
Crash McCoy wrote:"So, how was your day at work dear?"
...or rather:
"Svo, hvernig var dagurinn ++inn +¡ vinnunni k+ªri?" |
Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:03:14 -
[3116] - Quote
OK, so there is this cheerio society. And in this society there are three classes of cheerios. There are frosted cheerios, and these guys are rich, like they have like infinite money and they have whatever they want. Then there are honey nut cheerios, these are like the middle class, they are normal people with nice stuff. Then there are plain cheerios, these are the cheerios that you find at the bottom of the box, and these guys are all broken and nasty and poor, most of them are like half a cheerio.
So there's this guy, and he's just a plain cheerio, and he's has like a broken up plain cheerio car, with a tiny old plain cheerio house. So this cheerio is not satisfied with his life as a plain cheerio, and he decides that he wants to be a Honey Nut Cheerio. So he goes ahead and sells everything he owns, he sells his house, his car, literally EVERYTHING he owns. With this money he goes to Honey Nut Cheerio College. So he studies his ass off and he gets good grades, and when he graduates, he's a Honey Nut Cheerio. So he lives his brand new Honey Nut Cheerio life, he gets a Honey Nut Cheerio car, with Honey Nut Cheerio house, and a cute Honey Nut Cheerio wife, and he even has a Honey Nut Cheerio dog. So he lives this Honey Nut Cheerio life for a while, and he enjoys it, but one day, he gets that feeling again, and he decides that he wants to be a Frosted Cheerio. So he again goes ahead and he sells his house, his car, his dog, he even sells his wife. And he goes to Frosted Cheerio University.
So when he graduates, he gets this Frosted Cheerio sports car, and this Frosted Cheerio Super model wife, and he even gets a pack of Frosted Cheerio pure-bred Racing hounds. So now he's satisfied and he is enjoying his life as a Frosted cheerio. One day he goes to this Frosted Cheerio restaurant that he's known about all his life, but he could never afford to go to. So he goes there and a waiter seats him, and he tries some of the bread, and it's the best bread he has ever tasted in his life. Then the waiter comes by and asks him if he wants the soup or the salad, so he looks around and sees that everyone is eating the soup, so he asks for the soup, and it's the best soup he has ever tasted in his life, like he decides that it is the only soup he will ever eat again. Next the waiter comes by and asks him if he wants the Steak or the Fish, and again he looks around and sees that everyone is eating the steak, so he goes ahead and orders that, and it's the best steak that he has ever tasted, and he decides that this is the only food he ever wants to eat again. So after all of this eating he is kinda thirsty, so he looks around and sees the orange juice, but he notices that the line to get some goes around the restaurant because it is so huge, next he looks at the mango juice, and again the line wraps around the other side of the restaurant. So he's kinda put off, but then he sees the fruit punch, and he's really happy because, There is no punch line. |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:03:22 -
[3117] - Quote
Things I think will be a good compensation for us:
Geckos
Gold Magnate
... More Geckos
Polaris Noob Ship
more, more and more Geckos
A Capsule fitted with Exotic Dancers Inside
and of course... Geckos, Geckos, Geckos Geckos...
:P |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:03:25 -
[3118] - Quote
Vox Anon wrote:a quick review of posts:
30% joke about turning it off and turning it back on / boot.ini
5% joke about compensation
35% actual request for compensation
20% general back patting / trolling
<10% tittiez
PRIORITIES PEOPLE!
EVERY THREADWORM SHIFT PRIORITY TO <10% tittiez |
Tatsujin Kagaku
Dussault Enterprises
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:03:27 -
[3119] - Quote
Taking out guitar..
*starts to sing kumbaya* |
Bloody Talon
Agents of Chaos
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:03:31 -
[3120] - Quote
I have checked server status several times over the last eight hours and I am beginning to think that there may be some kind of problem.
My favorite toy appears to be broken. |
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Tyson Paige
Hammer of Hephaestus
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:03:37 -
[3121] - Quote
Commi Girl wrote:Tyson Paige wrote:My wife Is the only beneficiary of this down time. I have to change my babies diaper now. Thanks EVE!!! Hahahaha, guess you could use the time to make another one
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Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
86
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:03:44 -
[3122] - Quote
A young boy caught sight of his mother changing one day and asked her what she had between her legs.
"That's something you're never going to talk about again. And you shouldn't touch it because it has teeth," she replied.
Many years went by, and the boy never touched any girl in between her legs because he was very scared.
One day, however, he met the love of his life, and they got married.
On their wedding night, his wife asked him to touch her there.
"No," he said. "It's got teeth."
"Silly goose!" she said. She spread her legs wide for him to see. "See? No teeth!"
"Well, I'm not surprised," he replied."Not with gums like that." |
Mini Instructorcon
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:03:45 -
[3123] - Quote
Just bought elite and dangerous, Sorry CCP, Well... I'm not. |
Chris Eraclea
PillowBrigade Inc
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:04:18 -
[3124] - Quote
F... sake no beer left in the fridge and beer sales are closed at the shop and still no eve to play...
CCP i demand compensation in Beer, or the next drunken fleet goes to iceland |
Armagast Sin Truth
Blackstone and Fairfield Transuniversal
Sentinels of Sukanan Alliance
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:04:22 -
[3125] - Quote
Why oh Why did u have to mess up the test server too,! i was having fun there |
Leeming
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:04:24 -
[3126] - Quote
Secure Connection Failed
The connection to the server was reset while the page was loading.
The page you are trying to view cannot be shown because the authenticity of the received data could not be verified.
Please contact the web site owners to inform them of this problem.
The Hamsters powering the forums are about to go next,. cant cope with all the extra work load !! |
Malcolm Muutaras
Wan Futuristics
The Esoteric Order of Dagon.
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:04:28 -
[3127] - Quote
Have you tried unplugging it then plugging it back in and turning it on? #ClassicAppleSupport |
Tobias Acuerdo
Lone Star Liquidations Llc
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:03 -
[3128] - Quote
And the world wonders why the Saudis won't let women drive?! |
ghengis khan2
Shad0wtech
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:09 -
[3129] - Quote
this is what happens when i re-activate my accounts.... |
Callum Ijonen
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:11 -
[3130] - Quote
Fix.
This.
****.
PLEASE. |
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iserv4u DIR
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:12 -
[3131] - Quote
Damn
Just back from work, missed all the fun and now....
I HAVE TO SPEND TIME WITH WIFE!
Can I submit a support ticket for help dealing with real life wives while TQ is offline? Must be something about that in the eula :P
Keep trying guys we have faith |
Don Palcsi
Vulcan Shipyards
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:14 -
[3132] - Quote
Let's go 200 pages are close now
You can only post every 5 minutes because your account is less than 2 days old. You can post a new one in 300 seconds.
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Imiarr Timshae
Funny Men In Funny Hats
300
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:17 -
[3133] - Quote
Somewhere an alliance director is wringing his hands, filled with worry about the checkbox he clicked yesterday :
Vulnerability Timers :
Yes [ ]
NO [ X ]
Personal Standings Services - Free 3rd Party & Collateral Holding Service - 7+ Day Old Corps for Highsec POS Sales
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Arcturus Gallow
eXceed Inc.
Triumvirate.
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:17 -
[3134] - Quote
Maybe falcon could stop writing the updates in caps, there is so many now that writing in caps is not making it more readable ^^ |
Cobra Gaterau
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:18 -
[3135] - Quote
Ripblade Falconpunch wrote:Alicia Star-Runner wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:Alicia Star-Runner wrote:freddy115 wrote:This is getting utterly ridiculous. I am actually agree with this statement. It has been six hours of them working on it. I understand sometimes things get ******, I get it. I understand they are trying to bring more to the game, I understand that as well... The issue is that it has been six hours without so much as a "Hey, yeah... We ****** up... Here is something to quell your rioting in the forums." Not like it is all that hard to give us all something to cover at least 2 hours of the down time... Get your free Trial Account to Hellokitty online Yes, because I am on a "Free Trial Account". How did you ever guess? Not like I have paid already? Not like I am a vet of games coming out with a update and things going sideways... Nope not at all. Why don't you sit down and shut up before I slap the **** out of your five dollar ass. Oh ****! We got an internet badass over here! .... who apparently lacks reading comprehension skills.
Wait just a second!!! This 5 dollars you speak of........ |
Reverendia Zeddamax
The Old Timer's Guild
M O B I U S
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:18 -
[3136] - Quote
Leaf Blossom wrote:On the upside CCP now have jobs available in their QC department
That would imply there is one currently ... |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:19 -
[3137] - Quote
Bloody Talon wrote:My favorite toy appears to be broken.
Just put new batteries in it / superglue / ductape?? |
Law Enforcement
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:20 -
[3138] - Quote
now the server seems to be going down
#SLASHWRISTS |
iFox Aeon
Adversity.
Northern Coalition.
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:30 -
[3139] - Quote
I think it's safe to assume...
Feawen does NOT like this... |
Ero Adalwulf
Wormhole Mining Minions
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:31 -
[3140] - Quote
CCP shame on you for having a office fleet battle with Super Soakers SuperSoaker50
Go back to using Rifter models!!! You 'hosed' the servers!
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Garion Audeles
UK Deepspace Mining
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:33 -
[3141] - Quote
Good news guys.......
The Hamster has now been found hiding beneath the server.....
The bad news is as previously suspected it has converted to ISIS
CCP are now in the process of negotiation for it to hand over it's AK...... Then the process of deciding which wire to cut on it's vest can begin.
The other option is to send the drones in and make hamster burger.......
Closely followed by a new delivery of coal to get steam up and the server back online. |
Ygaff Desfois
QC-PunksNotDead
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:36 -
[3142] - Quote
That is what happen right now |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
115
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:42 -
[3143] - Quote
Chris Eraclea wrote:F... sake no beer left in the fridge and beer sales are closed at the shop and still no eve to play... CCP i demand compensation in Beer, or the next drunken fleet goes to iceland
they should allow us to buy beer with LP at the next fanfest :) |
Dutchman Flaying
Orange Leeuw Corporation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:48 -
[3144] - Quote
what a mess....i'm waitingggggggg......... |
Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:49 -
[3145] - Quote
Chris Eraclea wrote:F... sake no beer left in the fridge and beer sales are closed at the shop and still no eve to play... CCP i demand compensation in Beer, or the next drunken fleet goes to iceland
ive got beer but lord knows how it taste cause its old and well not been in the cooler.... i dont dare open them lol |
Fal Shepard
The False Shepards
86
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:52 -
[3146] - Quote
You want to fix the problem with eve? Kick the slavers.
From the ashes of our defeat, we will be reborn. With these chains with which we are bound, we will become indivisible. To those who showed us no mercy, we will give no sympathy. For the flames that burn our cities, we will douse in injustice's blood
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Dumah Seraphim
Arcani Consolidated
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:55 -
[3147] - Quote
veolias wrote:CCP you are wrecking my marriage.. the longer the server is offline, the more I realise I hate my wife.
Bwahahahahahahaha! |
Ionsei Kubarick
State War Academy
Caldari State
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:56 -
[3148] - Quote
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
That's a waste of time, we already know it's Fozzie's fault. |
Slava Gagarin
Space Traffic Control
United Fleet
16
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:06:07 -
[3149] - Quote
NO NEED GECKOS
NEED DRIFTER BATTLESHIP |
Dradis Aulmais
RW Vindicator Connection
Phoebe Freeport Republic
946
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:06:14 -
[3150] - Quote
TIL that at age 13 Jewish girls have a Bat Mitzvah and at age 15 Latina girls have a...
Baby shower.
Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896
Free The Scope Three
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Frostberry Holm
My Lame Little One-Man Corp
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:06:20 -
[3151] - Quote
Did you try turning it off and on again? |
Slaingeal
Sophisticated Liquidators
Immediate Destruction
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:06:24 -
[3152] - Quote
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for CCP, writing error messages. |
kawajj
Teneo Sententis
Care Factor
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:06:29 -
[3153] - Quote
whats happening CCP! give us some hope here
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Tyler Akiga
Perkone
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:06:39 -
[3154] - Quote
RIP Eve... If you ever get resurrected i want free SP's and ISK! |
alittlebirdy
All Hail The Liopleurodon
63
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:06:43 -
[3155] - Quote
Come chat on TS3, free unlimited slots =D sponsored by Geektrum Gaming
server Ds1.thrasherht.com
No pass =D |
Myk'arius
Quovis
The Bastion
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:06:44 -
[3156] - Quote
Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:Use the choke?
Oh, it choked alright. |
Topast Aidron
Triggered.
Triggerkittens
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:06:51 -
[3157] - Quote
Does anyone know if:
1) During the down time, our acc time is frozen, which means we will have on more day of game before activating again;
2) If our skills are training.
thanks. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
115
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:06:51 -
[3158] - Quote
Drink :)
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Jita Altarion
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:06:55 -
[3159] - Quote
Well, well thank you CCP, you should pull such crap more often. |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:07:03 -
[3160] - Quote
Alicia Star-Runner wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:Alicia Star-Runner wrote:freddy115 wrote:This is getting utterly ridiculous. I am actually agree with this statement. It has been six hours of them working on it. I understand sometimes things get ******, I get it. I understand they are trying to bring more to the game, I understand that as well... The issue is that it has been six hours without so much as a "Hey, yeah... We ****** up... Here is something to quell your rioting in the forums." Not like it is all that hard to give us all something to cover at least 2 hours of the down time... Get your free Trial Account to Hellokitty online Yes, because I am on a "Free Trial Account". How did you ever guess? Not like I have paid already? Not like I am a vet of games coming out with a update and things going sideways... Nope not at all. Why don't you sit down and shut up before I slap the **** out of your five dollar ass.
You a Vet? Then Hello Kitty is good for you!
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Alicia Star-Runner
Expansive Mining and Industral Engineering
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:07:04 -
[3161] - Quote
Ripblade Falconpunch wrote:Alicia Star-Runner wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:Alicia Star-Runner wrote:freddy115 wrote:This is getting utterly ridiculous. I am actually agree with this statement. It has been six hours of them working on it. I understand sometimes things get ******, I get it. I understand they are trying to bring more to the game, I understand that as well... The issue is that it has been six hours without so much as a "Hey, yeah... We ****** up... Here is something to quell your rioting in the forums." Not like it is all that hard to give us all something to cover at least 2 hours of the down time... Get your free Trial Account to Hellokitty online Yes, because I am on a "Free Trial Account". How did you ever guess? Not like I have paid already? Not like I am a vet of games coming out with a update and things going sideways... Nope not at all. Why don't you sit down and shut up before I slap the **** out of your five dollar ass. Oh ****! We got an internet badass over here! .... who apparently lacks reading comprehension skills.
Clearly I am an "internet badass". Thank you for noting that. Further more, my reading comprehension is rather fine. I understood the insult that was thrown my way by both of you. I chose to react in a rather amusing way, at least in my eyes. I know you need to poke fun at everyone like an 11 year old nitwit, but could you please keep your lack of knowing me to a minimum? |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
25
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:07:12 -
[3162] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:
Liam for CSM XI!
I'm telling you my fetch quest for the Dwarf Repairman will solve everything. A vote For Liam is a vote for a "NEW" CSM.. there will be drawven repairmen/Women/Persons... and cake! And if he wins i get a free Unicorn :) I don't remember making those promises... The cake IS a lie you know. Wait... um... YES! UNICORN FOR LEMON! Good politics, requires a few little white lies. Hopefully.. fluffy, delicious, white lies made out of cake :)
If there is any cake to be involved from me, it'll be Red Velvet, with Buttercream Icing. |
Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
11814
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:07:17 -
[3163] - Quote
What is missing from that pick is 747s zooming past all those ships...because a 747 is faster than an EVE ship without a prop mod lol.
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Molcrani Lianno Triala
Dracos Dozen
Unsettled.
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:07:23 -
[3164] - Quote
Everyone calm down, they are hard at work trying to fix the problem.
Hard Working |
Sargon Matrix
Perkone
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:07:34 -
[3165] - Quote
Meanwhile back in RL we're finally getting a look at Pluto from the New Horizons encounter. |
Sarona Arcanian
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:07:35 -
[3166] - Quote
This reminds me of DTs of old :D
Open Burn Eden Teamspeak 3 for your eve fix:
ts.udie.org
pw: noeveforu
Please wear corp/alliance tags
After some issues, the server permissions are fixed - feel free to join again (19.05 EVE TIME) |
Ben Bernannke
Vickery Mining Corporation
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:07:37 -
[3167] - Quote
Daksa Crendraven wrote:Terry Gillan wrote:Quote:https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Tranquility
"The server used is an IBM x3850 M2 server with 128 GB RAM and two 2.6 GHz six core Xeons (Dunnington) running Windows server 2008 x64 Enterprise Edition and Microsoft SQL Server 2008." The pc I am playing on is not that much behind lols. Btw now that I know it's run on Win server I have no more doubs as to why it failed : Microsoft: What you picked out of the whole cluster is just specs of one alone DB server. DB server does not need that much of a CPU power, but rather a lot of fast memory and really fast storage. You may have missed the part about 60 blades, each equipped with 2 dualcore processors. As I said: today is MS patch day.
I've learned about MS patches, never click 'install updates' till a few days have passed and I can google all the problems that they've caused others.
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Y0UR M0THER
Inbred Mongoloids
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:07:39 -
[3168] - Quote
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:30 UTC - WE LEFT CCP HQ AND WENT TO A PUB
20:30 UTC - AFTER 10 DRINKS WE STILL DON'T HAVE THE COURAGE TO RETURN
21:45 UTC - WE CURRENTLY ARE AT THE TITTYBAR AND WE WAVE FURIOUSLY WITH OUR CCP CREDIT CARD
21:46 UTC - LOTS OF OLD ICELANDIC BACHELOR TATOED COUGARS ARE SWARMING US
22:29 UTC - ..........
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Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:07:39 -
[3169] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:Alicia Star-Runner wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:Alicia Star-Runner wrote:freddy115 wrote:This is getting utterly ridiculous. I am actually agree with this statement. It has been six hours of them working on it. I understand sometimes things get ******, I get it. I understand they are trying to bring more to the game, I understand that as well... The issue is that it has been six hours without so much as a "Hey, yeah... We ****** up... Here is something to quell your rioting in the forums." Not like it is all that hard to give us all something to cover at least 2 hours of the down time... Get your free Trial Account to Hellokitty online Yes, because I am on a "Free Trial Account". How did you ever guess? Not like I have paid already? Not like I am a vet of games coming out with a update and things going sideways... Nope not at all. Why don't you sit down and shut up before I slap the **** out of your five dollar ass. You a Vet? Then Hello Kitty is good for you!
i want has kitty |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:07:40 -
[3170] - Quote
Fal Shepard wrote:You want to fix the problem with eve? Kick the slavers.
Fk the problem. gimme quickfix now |
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Cex
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:07:41 -
[3171] - Quote
Free Gecko's for the lost time.
2-5 per account, be nice to watch that 60m price tag fall. |
Dradis Aulmais
RW Vindicator Connection
Phoebe Freeport Republic
946
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:07:47 -
[3172] - Quote
Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
(A) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Estrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
(B) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.
(C) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects - yes, 100% of all these men:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896
Free The Scope Three
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Ann Zuender
Helios Alliance
Get Off My Lawn
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:07:56 -
[3173] - Quote
iserv4u DIR wrote:Damn
I HAVE TO SPEND TIME WITH WIFE!
xD same problems here... Gotta do the washing up... clean the house Oo pls ccp Save my life |
Lyndai Vassic
Perkone
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:07:56 -
[3174] - Quote
piercer wrote:In the golden old days Patch days meant setting a week long skill and knowing you wouldnt have stable play for 2-3 days.
Downtime used to last at least 1 full hour.
Go do some low-sec raids into the fridge and down some epic loot. Then go outside into null-sec and get more loot!
But PvP! I'm scared of all of the PvP! |
Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
15
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:08:01 -
[3175] - Quote
did dust get sov updated aswell and no patch... if they try to start eve and dust up without dust being patched like eve is now... wouldnt that make the game crash cause of corrupted data? |
Tatsujin Kagaku
Dussault Enterprises
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:08:07 -
[3176] - Quote
ok no googling. Lets check ages here. from which game did the following phrase come from
Arken Tanna Walked at night
Arken saw his final sight.
Now the question seems to be
What on earth did tanna see.
It was written on a tomb stone in the game.
If you get this right I will legitimately see you as a long time serious gamer.
|
Python Kion
Guns and Butter Industries
Free Republic of Arstozka
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:08:08 -
[3177] - Quote
Don Palcsi wrote:Let's go 200 pages are close now
lol what to do when EVE is down :p |
Larn Conner
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
15
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:08:15 -
[3178] - Quote
Mini Instructorcon wrote:Just bought elite and dangerous, Sorry CCP, Well... I'm not.
I hear it's a very shallow game, but enjoy. |
Gernot Antollare
Shifting Sands Trader Cartel
Bleak Horizon Alliance.
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:08:21 -
[3179] - Quote
Topast Aidron wrote:Does anyone know if:
1) During the down time, our acc time is frozen, which means we will have on more day of game before activating again;
2) If our skills are training.
thanks.
1) No
2) Yes |
Kairos Antilles
Project Kairos
The Bastion
55
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:08:24 -
[3180] - Quote
Almost to 160. |
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Ygaff Desfois
QC-PunksNotDead
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:08:38 -
[3181] - Quote
I want a Drifter BS to take my revange on them, that will be the compensation I want |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
115
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:08:50 -
[3182] - Quote
alittlebirdy wrote:Come chat on TS3, free unlimited slots =D sponsored by Geektrum Gaming
server Ds1.thrasherht.com
No pass =D
|
Xenia Ilchenka
South Mining Guild
The Esoteric Order of Dagon.
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:08:53 -
[3183] - Quote
HOLY FK, Still not working? Someone better get fired. I demand to be compensated. I am entitled to 1 month of free game time or the equivalent in isk. |
Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
11814
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:09:17 -
[3184] - Quote
Y0UR M0THER wrote:Jenn aSide wrote:Why all the angst, don't y'all know EVE is dying, CCP took the server down to ease the eventual impact you will feel when EVE actually dies at some point in the obviously near future This one has issues, seriously.
Your face has issues.
No I mean seriously, you have the mumps, get out of here, you are contagious. |
Nolan Drake
The Scope
Gallente Federation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:09:24 -
[3185] - Quote
JUDY!!!
https://youtu.be/-W5XXnEXuWM
(That's the Tranquility server she's working on, wot) |
Imiarr Timshae
Funny Men In Funny Hats
300
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:09:25 -
[3186] - Quote
Lyndai Vassic wrote:piercer wrote:In the golden old days Patch days meant setting a week long skill and knowing you wouldnt have stable play for 2-3 days.
Downtime used to last at least 1 full hour.
Go do some low-sec raids into the fridge and down some epic loot. Then go outside into null-sec and get more loot! But PvP! I'm scared of all of the PvP!
But you consented to it when you undocked from the womb?
Personal Standings Services - Free 3rd Party & Collateral Holding Service - 7+ Day Old Corps for Highsec POS Sales
|
Obi SToN3D
House Aratus
Goonswarm Federation
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:09:27 -
[3187] - Quote
come home from work to log on and kill something other than time.. to find that Fozzie broke eve.. hillarious.. what we at 8 hours and counting.  |
Zodeac
Multiplex Gaming
The Bastion
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:09:28 -
[3188] - Quote
Quote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - FAULT DISCOVERED IN THE PLAYER DB - NO ETA ON RECOVERY
18:45 UTC - RESTORATION OF PLAYER DB FAILED - ALL BACKUPS ARE CORRUPTED
18:50 UTC - PLAYER DB MAY PROVE LOST, FATE OF TQ UNCLEAR, COMPLETE RESET POSSIBLE
19:00 UTC - ACCOUNTING DB STILL UP - WE ARE CALCULATING APROXIMATE SP BASED ON TIME
|
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:09:34 -
[3189] - Quote
NEW EVENT COMMING UP -------------------------
BURN EDEN GECKO'S |
bladerunnr25
Face-Down-Guns-Up
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:09:44 -
[3190] - Quote
what are we going to get after this is fixed hope it's good |
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Y0UR M0THER
Inbred Mongoloids
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:09:45 -
[3191] - Quote
Y0UR M0THER wrote:UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:30 UTC - WE LEFT CCP HQ AND WENT TO A PUB
20:30 UTC - AFTER 10 DRINKS WE STILL DON'T HAVE THE COURAGE TO RETURN
21:45 UTC - WE CURRENTLY ARE AT THE TITTYBAR AND WE WAVE FURIOUSLY WITH OUR CCP CREDIT CARD
21:46 UTC - LOTS OF OLD ICELANDIC BACHELOR TATOED COUGARS ARE SWARMING US
22:29 UTC - THE CREDIT CARD FROM CCP IS BOUNCED
|
Barrak
Wormhole Engineers
Greater Realms
133
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:09:46 -
[3192] - Quote
Dradis Aulmais wrote:Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
(A) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Estrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
(B) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.
(C) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects - yes, 100% of all these men:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
Beer in the UK must be stronger as that happens to me after about 5 pints.
I don't even bother hiding it now, I just go to the pub in a dress..... |
Dradis Aulmais
RW Vindicator Connection
Phoebe Freeport Republic
946
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:09:52 -
[3193] - Quote
Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room The ones who stayed behind began to talk about their kids and their successes.
The first guy says: GÇ£I am very proud of my son, he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics, Business Administration, and was promoted, began to climb the corporate ladder, becoming the General Manager, and now he is the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday.GÇ¥
The second guy says: GÇ£Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy, I am very proud of him. He started working at a travelling agency for a very big airline. He went to flight school to become a pilot and managed to become a partner in the company where he now owns the majority of the assets. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.GÇ¥
The third guy says: GÇ£Well, well, well congratulations! My son is also my pride and joy and he is also very rich. He studied in the best universities and became an Engineer. He started his own construction company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He also gave away some very nice and expensive thing to his best friend for his birthday. He built a 30,000 sq. ft. mansion especially for his friend.GÇ¥
The three friends congratulated each other mutually for the successes of their sons. The fourth friend who earlier had gone to rest room returned and asked: GÇ£What's going on, what are all the congratulations for?GÇ¥ One of the three said: GÇ£We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?GÇ¥
The fourth man replied: GÇ£My son is Gay and he makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.GÇ¥
The three friends said: GÇ£What a shame that must be, that is horrible, what a disappointment you must feel.GÇ¥
The fourth man replied: GÇ£No, I am not ashamed. Not at all. He is my son and I love him just as well, he is my pride and joy. In addition, he is very lucky too. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000 sq. ft. mansion, a brand new jet, and a top of the line Mercedes Benz from his three boyfriends?GÇ¥
Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896
Free The Scope Three
|
Tyson Paige
Hammer of Hephaestus
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:09:54 -
[3194] - Quote
If I end up having another baby due to this down time, I expect EVE to pay child support! |
ShadowNeo29
O.S.E.F
A.A.A.A.A
16
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:10:02 -
[3195] - Quote
Too long DT my life is over. |
Kai Ovaert
Un4seen Development
Sev3rance
18
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:10:04 -
[3196] - Quote
How am I supposed to surf without the IGB?!?!! Oh, wait... |
Toro Conde
Pineview Angus
Moose Alliance
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:10:14 -
[3197] - Quote
Think they found the problem.... Microsoft upgraded all of the servers to Windows 10.... |
Arch-Magus Mephisto
Black Scorpions Inc
Fidelas Constans
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:10:16 -
[3198] - Quote
Python Kion wrote:Don Palcsi wrote:Let's go 200 pages are close now lol what to do when EVE is down :p
Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap!
Really it's now 8 hours offline. Something is super wrong over at CCP. |
olo VonBorg
Setenta Corp
AL3XAND3R.
51
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:10:26 -
[3199] - Quote
Just finished painting my hallway !!! Thanks CCP
|
Deck Cadelanne
Exigent Circumstances
CAStabouts
157
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:10:33 -
[3200] - Quote
The Great Reset is upon us!
Repent, space sinners! REPENT!
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."
- Hunter S. Thompson
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Mauddib77
Insurrection
The Explicit Alliance
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:10:35 -
[3201] - Quote
better call 'em ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5xvkAPXB9c |
phalem Amphal
Southern Cross Incorporated
Flying Dangerous
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:10:55 -
[3202] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
THIS IS CCP RIGHT NOW ISNT IT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyJBPfQv1wQ |
Captain Nuf
Zeura Brotherhood
Mordus Angels
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:10:59 -
[3203] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
UPDATES:
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
I've had this problem before with my EVE server cluster at home.
First change the "rebootfunction =" line in the "config.ini" file from "0" to 1 and
move "config.ini" from "%LOCALAPPDATA%\ASS\HEAD\" back to "%LOCALAPPDATA%\HEAD\config.ini".
Sometimes the config file gets moved for some reason.
Then run repair.exe.
Tongue in cheek.. We can see the smoke coming from the server room from space. Keep fighting the good fight.
Yarr
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Slava Gagarin
Space Traffic Control
United Fleet
16
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:11:01 -
[3204] - Quote
Ygaff Desfois wrote:I want a Drifter BS to take my revange on them, that will be the compensation I want
I WANT DRIFTER BS ASAP |
Topast Aidron
Triggered.
Triggerkittens
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:11:04 -
[3205] - Quote
Gernot Antollare wrote:Topast Aidron wrote:Does anyone know if:
1) During the down time, our acc time is frozen, which means we will have on more day of game before activating again;
2) If our skills are training.
thanks. 1) No 2) Yes
Thank you! |
Y0UR M0THER
Inbred Mongoloids
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:11:08 -
[3206] - Quote
Eve online, the ultimate cockblocker |
Skilo
Higher Than Everest
Black Legion.
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:11:28 -
[3207] - Quote
Don't joke over this
Back in 2006 the patchs would take 24h or more to get going ....
During one of those patchs my wife got pregnant and i had to petition CCP over it
On the next patch CCP sent a warning about people and getting pregnant .....
True Story ... Eve is Real |
Dradis Aulmais
RW Vindicator Connection
Phoebe Freeport Republic
946
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:11:32 -
[3208] - Quote
A little old lady was walking down the street, dragging two large trash bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her and said, "Ma'am, there is money falling out of your bag."
"Oh really?" said the lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for letting me know."
"Well not so fast," says the cop. "Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it did you?"
"Oh of course not," says the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. It kills the flowers, you know. But then I thought, why not make the best of it.
So now I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, "OK, buddy! Give me $20 or off it comes!"
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "Well good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Not everybody pays."
Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896
Free The Scope Three
|
Herkulesxs
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:11:36 -
[3209] - Quote
FAULTS FOR THE FAULTGOD! |
Jonathan Wraith Estemaire
Refugee
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:11:40 -
[3210] - Quote
Thanks for the updates. |
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Dulcahn Starlord
Rainbow Parade
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:11:43 -
[3211] - Quote
The sad thing is been playing Eve so much that I did not bother updating any of my other stuff
Now I am left sitting here browsing youtube |
Mai'n
Sabia Trading Co.
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:11:49 -
[3212] - Quote
Feed the hamsters, oil there wheels, taser the cat and the cluster WILL kick over. |
Tymaul
S.A.S
Pandemic Legion
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:11:58 -
[3213] - Quote
Do you think these issues are similar to your patch content? The server can't accept them?
I'll happily accept a rollback to 2007 when the game roxored :)
|
Kratus Murphy
Trojan Legion
Fidelas Constans
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:11:59 -
[3214] - Quote
are builds actually tested before implemented? :D |
Blitz Hacker
Gorean Armada of New Eden
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:12:12 -
[3215] - Quote
And this is about my experience after installing the Win10 pre-release, did TQ just go win10? lulz
|
Dukes woman Ronuken
Lord of the dukes
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:12:14 -
[3216] - Quote
Bloody Talon wrote:I have checked server status several times over the last eight hours and I am beginning to think that there may be some kind of problem. My favorite toy appears to be broken.
Mine too. So i will find my other favorite toy and go to bed.............................. A dvd with an old x-file |
travua1
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:12:16 -
[3217] - Quote
try this:
/etc/init.d/eve-server restart |
Danny Nuttall
WarRavens
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:12:17 -
[3218] - Quote
yea get EvE,
get ganked mining your back out for zilch,
get tired of it,
quit
get emails asking to return,
ignore,
see 'this is EvE' and come back with a new toon,
get your skills sorted after doing the starter career missions
find that the servers are no longer online, you can't play EvE due to this....
go on the only other game you bother with,
oh wait Dust and EvE are on the same server,
seven hours later and the pool's still closed due to tactical genius
Aka the MatchMaker
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3ulldog
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:12:17 -
[3219] - Quote
Les than 40 pages to go till we reach the magic 200. Can we do it!! |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:12:19 -
[3220] - Quote
40 pages guys,
MORE MORE MORE |
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Nathan Swales
Long Sight Expedition
Indomitable Intentions
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:12:24 -
[3221] - Quote
This might work https://i.imgflip.com/lll2u.jpg |
Slarti
One Man and His Drake
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:12:33 -
[3222] - Quote
Well worth the wait, just to read the Cheerio story |
Bobby Shyne
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:12:33 -
[3223] - Quote
Need isk when coming back online?
Well worry no longer, bobby shyne has the fix for you!
Use my ISK Multiplier service!
I have been playing Eve since big bang and I have Quadrillions of Iskies that I am just trying to give back to the community!
Send me ALL the isk that you want once Tranquility is back online, and i will quadruple it!
Don't let this downtime ruin your experience!
Use Bobby Shyne's Legit Isk Quadrupling service!
Guaranteed to make you happy!
I'm Shyning it! |
Myk'arius
Quovis
The Bastion
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:12:42 -
[3224] - Quote
Y0UR M0THER wrote:Eve online, the ultimate cockblocker
No matter how much you pay to CCP, it will always save you money in the long run. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
25
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:12:53 -
[3225] - Quote
Vox Anon wrote:a quick review of posts:
30% joke about turning it off and turning it back on / boot.ini
5% joke about compensation
35% actual request for compensation
20% general back patting / trolling
<10% tittiez
PRIORITIES PEOPLE!
You forgot the Drinking game. |
Chriz East
De Skamskudte Ravne
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:12:54 -
[3226] - Quote
are the server down ? cant log on ? |
Xenia Ilchenka
South Mining Guild
The Esoteric Order of Dagon.
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:12:57 -
[3227] - Quote
For the pain and suffering you have caused I am now entitled to the following
1x orca
750m isk
5 frigates of my choosing
1 eve online tshirt size xxxxl
1x free month game time with free dual character training |
Menero Orti
Jedran Space Services
Manifest Destiny...
49
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:13:07 -
[3228] - Quote
Guys can we at least reach a 12h DT? :) |
Armagast Sin Truth
Blackstone and Fairfield Transuniversal
Sentinels of Sukanan Alliance
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:13:11 -
[3229] - Quote
[quote=Topast Aidron]Does anyone know if:
1) During the down time, our acc time is frozen, which means we will have on more day of game before activating again;
2) If our skills are training.
thanks.[/
Skills work by subtracting start time from current time, not by tick-tock, so skills will work correctly ... If the game ever gets started again that is.. |
Elunathil Mead
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:13:27 -
[3230] - Quote
I know you guys and gals in ccp are probably I.T Level : Superhero but have you tried turning it off and on? |
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Gimme Sake
State War Academy
Caldari State
199
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:13:30 -
[3231] - Quote
Chriz East wrote:are the server down ? cant log on ?
HAhahahahahahahaha
"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
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Cryten Jones
C5 Flight
The Serenity Initiative
119
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:13:32 -
[3232] - Quote
Ahh this reminds me of Castor's patch day back at X-Mass 2003
except for back then I had other games I played and friends to talk to that didn't need push-2-talk :-)
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Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated
Fidelas Constans
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:13:34 -
[3233] - Quote
Slava Gagarin wrote:Ygaff Desfois wrote:I want a Drifter BS to take my revange on them, that will be the compensation I want I WANT DRIFTER BS ASAP
They are coming soon they are T3 BS for all factions |
Xamiria Bloodlies
CBC Interstellar
Fidelas Constans
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:13:37 -
[3234] - Quote
Did someone said PAP? |
Kalari Kalfren
Born Imperialism
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:13:38 -
[3235] - Quote
Yeah this is crap. We should get free SP or something. We are paying for this service and cant play. Would be nice if CCP gave something away. |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:13:41 -
[3236] - Quote
Chriz East wrote:are the server down ? cant log on ?
No they are fine!
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Biosoga
Too Legit Too Quit
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:13:51 -
[3237] - Quote
I think its coming back online |
Gernot Antollare
Shifting Sands Trader Cartel
Bleak Horizon Alliance.
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:13:51 -
[3238] - Quote
Skilo wrote:Don't joke over this
Back in 2006 the patchs would take 24h or more to get going ....
During one of those patchs my wife got pregnant and i had to petition CCP over it
On the next patch CCP sent a warning about people and getting pregnant .....
True Story ... Eve is Real
The logs show noth.... oh ... yeah, baby that's it! ... |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:13:51 -
[3239] - Quote
RECRUIT MORE THREADWORMS TO LEVEL THE THREADNAUGHT TO 200
http://gifland.us/676500 |
Dradis Aulmais
RW Vindicator Connection
Phoebe Freeport Republic
946
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:13:57 -
[3240] - Quote
Three old ladies are out for tea and discussing their husbands performance in the sack. They decide to have some fun and describe their husbands as soda pops. The first lady says "my husband is probably Mountain Dew. Because when im ready to mount. Hes ready to do" The second lady says, still giggling, "My hudband is 7 up, cause when its seven hes always up" The third lady says "My husband is defenitely Jack Daniels" The other two ladies reply "But thats not a soda! Thats a hard liquor!" The third lady shouts "Thats my Leroy!"
Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896
Free The Scope Three
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Thulium Strauss
the muppets
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:14:07 -
[3241] - Quote
I want a WormHole C7 with a Indestructible Always Online POS (It will be called - Happy Drone Farmer).
I will create all kind of Drones in this farm. Sleepers Drones, Circadian Drones, GECKOS.... etc.
Nobody will be able to shoot each other in this WH, it is a protected space dedicated to BOB and its offsprings (Drones).
I demand a GECKO STATUE bigger than any Station Bulit on EVE.
And the WH must have 2 Stars (Sun).
:P
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Umberto Eco
Refugee
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:14:12 -
[3242] - Quote
Good luck CCP! Take a moment to give yourselves some love today |
Freelancer117
so you want to be a Hero
305
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:14:12 -
[3243] - Quote
wow, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
Not the best move to bring in lapsed accounts back into the game
The players will make a better version of the game, then CCP initially plans.
http://eve-radio.com//images/photos/3419/223/34afa0d7998f0a9a86f737d6.jpg
The heart is deceitful above all things and beyond cure. Who can understand it?
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Tweaker083
Viper-Squad
pwn-O-graphy
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:14:13 -
[3244] - Quote
Perfect day to extend Subscription and to buy plex.
But it looks like CCP has a Backup |
Tobias Acuerdo
Lone Star Liquidations Llc
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:14:13 -
[3245] - Quote
Dradis Aulmais wrote:Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
(A) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Estrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
(B) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.
(C) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects - yes, 100% of all these men:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
Figures that it took a Canook to figure that one out. |
Dominic Altol
EVE University
Ivy League
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:14:24 -
[3246] - Quote
I forgot my password |
Tarkus Jedari
Operation Meatshield
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:14:51 -
[3247] - Quote
Figures, the day I stay up all night to get on immediately after down time and this happens........and least we all seem to be having fun in the fourms here |
Ygaff Desfois
QC-PunksNotDead
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:14:53 -
[3248] - Quote
CCP should remove the VIP MODE on Sisi until they finish working on TQ... It could be a pain relief for stressfull people who get mad about that unexpected downtime...
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Tovo-vich Armer
TAOEISM
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:14:55 -
[3249] - Quote
Good luck out there on that Iceland thingy.
Keep us posted |
Tyson Paige
Hammer of Hephaestus
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:14:57 -
[3250] - Quote
Y0UR M0THER wrote:Eve online, the ultimate cockblocker
Hump Day + Happy Hour = ? |
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Barrak
Wormhole Engineers
Greater Realms
133
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:15:12 -
[3251] - Quote
ITs UP!!!!!!
YAY |
veolias
Skyjack industries
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:15:12 -
[3252] - Quote
cheerio story TLDR.
Can anyone summarize ?
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Jermanicus
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:15:22 -
[3253] - Quote
Dradis Aulmais wrote:Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
(A) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Estrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
(B) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.
(C) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects - yes, 100% of all these men:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
haha, whats funny is my wife sent me that link on facebook! |
wattebausch
Bierfest
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:15:33 -
[3254] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
Testing the fix for the fix for the issues? :D |
vccv
59
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:15:35 -
[3255] - Quote
Chriz East wrote:are the server down ? cant log on ?
Must be just you. Were all here just hanging out, sipping cocktails and posting thoughts on the treatment of hamsters nowadays. |
Obi SToN3D
House Aratus
Goonswarm Federation
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:15:51 -
[3256] - Quote
"Fozziesov broke eve first" |
Naxirian
Target Acquired
26
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:15:54 -
[3257] - Quote
Danny Nuttall wrote:yea get EvE,
get ganked mining your back out for zilch,
get tired of it,
quit
get emails asking to return,
ignore,
see 'this is EvE' and come back with a new toon,
get your skills sorted after doing the starter career missions
find that the servers are no longer online, you can't play EvE due to this....
go on the only other game you bother with,
oh wait Dust and EvE are on the same server,
seven hours later and the pool's still closed due to tactical genius
Mining. That's where you went wrong lol. Screwed your entire EVE career right there =D |
Barrak
Wormhole Engineers
Greater Realms
133
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:15:57 -
[3258] - Quote
Only joking............. |
Dradis Aulmais
RW Vindicator Connection
Phoebe Freeport Republic
955
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:16:01 -
[3259] - Quote
A woman was involved in a near-fatal car accident that rendered her comatose. For weeks she laid in her hospital bed, showing no signs of improvement. Her faithful husband visited her several times a day, never giving up hope. One morning, a nurse was performing a sponge bath on her patient when she put the warm and moist sponge between her legs. Noticing an immediate positive response on the heart and brain monitors, she immediately went to get the doctor. With the doctor present, she did the same thing to her patient, getting the same result. The doctor was very excited, viewing this as a major breakthrough. He quickly called the woman's husband, explaining that he needed to come to the hospital ASAP. Arriving just minutes later, the doctor explained all of this to the man. The doctor believed that if perhaps the man would enter his wife's room and have oral sex with her, she may regain consciousness. "I'll try anything for my beautiful wife. I just want her back," explained the now-optimistic husband. The medical staff all had left the room to give the couple the privacy they needed. About twenty minutes had passed when the man exited the room, sobbing uncontrollably. "What happened? Is she conscious?" asked the doctor. "No", the man replied. "I don't know what happened. I think she choked to death!"
Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896
Free The Scope Three
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Stvndog
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
37
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:16:11 -
[3260] - Quote
I'm super trashed forn the drikning gmae, I told yougguys that you hacve to take a shot everytime somewon blamds CCP FOZZIE!
Play by teh rules!! |
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Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:16:12 -
[3261] - Quote
Bobby Shyne wrote:Need isk when coming back online? Well worry no longer, bobby shyne has the fix for you! Use my ISK Multiplier service! I have been playing Eve since big bang and I have Quadrillions of Iskies that I am just trying to give back to the community! Send me ALL the isk that you want once Tranquility is back online, and i will quadruple it! Don't let this downtime ruin your experience! Use Bobby Shyne's Legit Isk Quadrupling service! Guaranteed to make you happy! I'm Shyning it!
Sir, I have already trademarked this scam.
Please retract this statement before my lawyers take legal action. |
Galathroxxx
Mindstar Technology
Get Off My Lawn
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:16:16 -
[3262] - Quote
Is the server down then? I hadn't noticed. |
Panthe3 Black
The Branded Few
Test Alliance Please Ignore
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:16:28 -
[3263] - Quote
veolias wrote:cheerio story TLDR.
Can anyone summarize ?
think it was about not eating them. please ignore this is just a TEST |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:16:37 -
[3264] - Quote
CCP actually just spilled coke on the hardware - http://gifland.us/555462 |
Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
16
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:17:06 -
[3265] - Quote
EDIT:
a quick review of posts:
30% joke about turning it off and turning it back on / boot.ini
5% joke about compensation
35% actual request for compensation
20% general back patting / trolling
10% drinking game (please x-post rules)
<1% tittiez
Shake. My. Head. |
Kasli Catal
SniggWaffe
WAFFLES.
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:17:13 -
[3266] - Quote
Posting to check kil- errr likes |
Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:17:13 -
[3267] - Quote
server just booted up but not currently accepting any authentications from players
**The authentication token provided by the launcher is of an invalid format. Please try again or contact EVE customer support.** |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:17:24 -
[3268] - Quote
CCP!!!! Why don't you let us play on the Chinese Server (Serenity)?
:D |
Armagast Sin Truth
Blackstone and Fairfield Transuniversal
Sentinels of Sukanan Alliance
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:17:30 -
[3269] - Quote
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
Okay so can we get Singularity back? or is broke now too? |
Kid-Adi en Thielles
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:17:31 -
[3270] - Quote
CCP!! How's your progress? |
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Kirin Dae Duraldin
Drill Corp
Spooky Scary Skeletons.
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:17:47 -
[3271] - Quote
OH MY GOD I'VE GOT IT!!!
CALL THE DOCTOR, KNOCK HIM OUT, TAKE HIS SONIC SCREWDRIVER, POINT IT AT THE SERVER AND SAY WIBBLEY WOBBLEY TIMEY WIMEY STUFF.
Poof, problem resolved, get to work!
In other news. Man im bored lol. I've cleaned my whole house, and watched several episodes of FMA |
Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:17:53 -
[3272] - Quote
Panthe3 Black wrote:veolias wrote:cheerio story TLDR.
Can anyone summarize ?
think it was about not eating them. please ignore this is just a TEST
OK, so there is this cheerio society. And in this society there are three classes of cheerios. There are frosted cheerios, and these guys are rich, like they have like infinite money and they have whatever they want. Then there are honey nut cheerios, these are like the middle class, they are normal people with nice stuff. Then there are plain cheerios, these are the cheerios that you find at the bottom of the box, and these guys are all broken and nasty and poor, most of them are like half a cheerio.
So there's this guy, and he's just a plain cheerio, and he's has like a broken up plain cheerio car, with a tiny old plain cheerio house. So this cheerio is not satisfied with his life as a plain cheerio, and he decides that he wants to be a Honey Nut Cheerio. So he goes ahead and sells everything he owns, he sells his house, his car, literally EVERYTHING he owns. With this money he goes to Honey Nut Cheerio College. So he studies his ass off and he gets good grades, and when he graduates, he's a Honey Nut Cheerio. So he lives his brand new Honey Nut Cheerio life, he gets a Honey Nut Cheerio car, with Honey Nut Cheerio house, and a cute Honey Nut Cheerio wife, and he even has a Honey Nut Cheerio dog. So he lives this Honey Nut Cheerio life for a while, and he enjoys it, but one day, he gets that feeling again, and he decides that he wants to be a Frosted Cheerio. So he again goes ahead and he sells his house, his car, his dog, he even sells his wife. And he goes to Frosted Cheerio University.
So when he graduates, he gets this Frosted Cheerio sports car, and this Frosted Cheerio Super model wife, and he even gets a pack of Frosted Cheerio pure-bred Racing hounds. So now he's satisfied and he is enjoying his life as a Frosted cheerio. One day he goes to this Frosted Cheerio restaurant that he's known about all his life, but he could never afford to go to. So he goes there and a waiter seats him, and he tries some of the bread, and it's the best bread he has ever tasted in his life. Then the waiter comes by and asks him if he wants the soup or the salad, so he looks around and sees that everyone is eating the soup, so he asks for the soup, and it's the best soup he has ever tasted in his life, like he decides that it is the only soup he will ever eat again. Next the waiter comes by and asks him if he wants the Steak or the Fish, and again he looks around and sees that everyone is eating the steak, so he goes ahead and orders that, and it's the best steak that he has ever tasted, and he decides that this is the only food he ever wants to eat again. So after all of this eating he is kinda thirsty, so he looks around and sees the orange juice, but he notices that the line to get some goes around the restaurant because it is so huge, next he looks at the mango juice, and again the line wraps around the other side of the restaurant. So he's kinda put off, but then he sees the fruit punch, and he's really happy because, There is no punch line. |
stardog Arkaral
Warrior of the One
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:17:57 -
[3273] - Quote
Have you tried
1.Turn it off and on http://waterheatertimer.org/images/Push-breaker-fully-300.jpg
2. Jiggilng the wire's
Also we should receive compensation for extended downtime
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Teneveve Zhjenaal
The United Industrial Miner Police Force.
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:17:57 -
[3274] - Quote
Guess I have to go watch TV then. |
bladerunnr25
Face-Down-Guns-Up
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:18:04 -
[3275] - Quote
dam i'm feeling sad that i cant kill ppl in low sec |
Chris Eraclea
PillowBrigade Inc
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:18:11 -
[3276] - Quote
Men of EVE
A fights never over until all targets are silenced.
The cry of woman fill the air.
This is the only path to lead all our enemies to despair.
Show no weakness.
No doubt of hart.
For all your slaughter has yet to start.
C.H
Great lack of eve has me now turning into a poet ...
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ryuuzanx
Armored Apocalypse
The Ancestors
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:18:25 -
[3277] - Quote
Tatsujin Kagaku wrote:ok no googling. Lets check ages here. from which game did the following phrase come from
Arken Tanna Walked at night
Arken saw his final sight.
Now the question seems to be
What on earth did tanna see.
It was written on a tomb stone in the game.
If you get this right I will legitimately see you as a long time serious gamer.
Sounds like Fable, but I know I've played some oldschool RPGs where you can read tombstones... can't put my finger on a specific name though. |
Garion Audeles
UK Deepspace Mining
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:18:26 -
[3278] - Quote
Erm....
It's not another volcano is it? |
Dukes woman Ronuken
Lord of the dukes
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:18:27 -
[3279] - Quote
Shouldent it make it faster |
Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:18:29 -
[3280] - Quote
Thulium Strauss wrote:CCP!!!! Why don't you let us play on the Chinese Server (Serenity)?
:D
why would that be better?... oyu would be starting from scratch and reading manderin all the time.... |
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Eli Stan
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
249
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:18:43 -
[3281] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ. NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
Thank you for the updates. o7
Being in IT and having been through a few downtimes that lasted much longer than expected, and some unexpected downtimes as well, I'd like to offer some advice that's helped me out a lot.
Send somebody out to go get some food, and have the whole team decompress in a conference room for a while.
Talk about stuff other than work.
Elevate the mood. Lower the stress.
Give the analytic and creative thought processes time to regenerate.
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McBarnacle
Varangian Sentinels
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:18:48 -
[3282] - Quote
Thulium Strauss wrote:CCP!!!! Why don't you let us play on the Chinese Server (Serenity)?
:D
Yes, let us - and then we can all make references to Tiananmen Square.
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Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
25
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:18:49 -
[3283] - Quote
veolias wrote:cheerio story TLDR.
Can anyone summarize ?
You lose out on everything if you don't read it. |
Marus Sulla
Masuat'aa Matari
Ushra'Khan
41
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:18:54 -
[3284] - Quote
Looks like my Minmatar Brothers and Sisters slaving on server farms finally cast the off the shackles of CCP and rose in revolt !
Death to the Dev Overlords, forward the glorious revolution !
No Pasaran Login Screen !!
MM Recruitment is open.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=386561
http://masuataa.org/
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Max Mayweather
Armada Nakarta
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:18:54 -
[3285] - Quote
http://eve-offline.net/ says Tranquility is ok. didnt see that the last hours. but still not working properly |
Norek Crendraven
Empire of the Forsaken
Dark Crusade
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:19:01 -
[3286] - Quote
Hey my homies contacted me. Am I too late for the downtime threadnaught shitposting?! |
000Hunter000
Missiles 'R' Us
41
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:19:03 -
[3287] - Quote
NOOOOO!!!!!! The sky is falling!!! |
Ben Bernannke
Vickery Mining Corporation
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:19:07 -
[3288] - Quote
I haven't checked my steam account in a while... |
Mind Scratcher
Insurrection
The Explicit Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:19:07 -
[3289] - Quote
Don't care about the server; that's a faultless deployment of Moss.
Five stars. |
Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
16
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:19:18 -
[3290] - Quote
Tittiez :
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veolias
Skyjack industries
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:19:27 -
[3291] - Quote
rub the server with the same sponge footballers use.. it seems to work wonders |
Black Kofee
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:19:29 -
[3292] - Quote
I'm in game now.where is everyone? |
Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
11814
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:19:40 -
[3293] - Quote
Ok, +1 damn it.
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Tovo-vich Armer
TAOEISM
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:19:51 -
[3294] - Quote
Vox Anon wrote:EDIT:
a quick review of posts:
30% joke about turning it off and turning it back on / boot.ini
5% joke about compensation
35% actual request for compensation
20% general back patting / trolling
10% drinking game (please x-post rules)
<1% tittiez
Shake. My. Head.
My drop in the bucket : *******!!!! |
vccv
59
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:19:58 -
[3295] - Quote
ryuuzanx wrote:Tatsujin Kagaku wrote:ok no googling. Lets check ages here. from which game did the following phrase come from
Arken Tanna Walked at night
Arken saw his final sight.
Now the question seems to be
What on earth did tanna see.
It was written on a tomb stone in the game.
If you get this right I will legitimately see you as a long time serious gamer.
Sounds like Fable, but I know I've played some oldschool RPGs where you can read tombstones... can't put my finger on a specific name though.
I guess the original Kings Field? |
Tyson Paige
Hammer of Hephaestus
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:20:01 -
[3296] - Quote
Gernot Antollare wrote:Skilo wrote:Don't joke over this
Back in 2006 the patchs would take 24h or more to get going ....
During one of those patchs my wife got pregnant and i had to petition CCP over it
On the next patch CCP sent a warning about people and getting pregnant .....
True Story ... Eve is Real The logs show noth.... oh ... yeah, baby that's it! ...
Putting my pants back on while my wife looks at me like HAHAHA thanks for the laugh! |
travua1
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:20:08 -
[3297] - Quote
Black Kofee wrote:I'm in game now.where is everyone?
On Jita |
Salvia Olima
FREE GATES
Nulli Secunda
55
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:20:12 -
[3298] - Quote
Python Kion wrote:Don Palcsi wrote:Let's go 200 pages are close now lol what to do when EVE is down :p
I just had blind test of four wheat beers, and not just became a bit tipsy but came to the conclusion that if I don't have Hoegaarden wit at home in the hot Hungarian summer (we have 100+ F in shadow) the Sch+¦fferhofer is not too bad for substitute and for less than half a price. On the other hand, Franziskaner/Paulaner/Erdinger are not nearly that good, not that it matters after a few pints. A Weihenstephaner or a Schneider Weisse are topdogs, but aint' easy to have them since no importeur found.. Best is to brew your own, it will be very different but lovable, and what is better than being podded while drunk on your own booze? You're right, podding others!! Yaay, fingers crossed for the server. |
Max Mayweather
Armada Nakarta
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:20:15 -
[3299] - Quote
not yet |
Frank Rotsuda
Article IV
Advent of Fate
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:20:26 -
[3300] - Quote
Xenia Ilchenka wrote:HOLY FK, Still not working? Someone better get fired. I demand to be compensated. I am entitled to 1 month of free game time or the equivalent in isk.
For just 6 hours? Seems a tad excessive... |
|
|
Zyzak Pahineh
Points Mean Prizes
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:20:27 -
[3301] - Quote
Adding too the Theadnought!! wooooooooo!!!! |
Draya Bankes
Asturian Industries
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:20:30 -
[3302] - Quote
Eli Stan wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ. NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
Thank you for the updates. o7 Being in IT and having been through a few downtimes that lasted much longer than expected, and some unexpected downtimes as well, I'd like to offer some advice that's helped me out a lot. Send somebody out to go get some food, and have the whole team decompress in a conference room for a while.Talk about stuff other than work. Elevate the mood. Lower the stress. Give the analytic and creative thought processes time to regenerate.
|
Tovo-vich Armer
TAOEISM
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:20:38 -
[3303] - Quote
Sharkweek overhere ! |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
18
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:20:38 -
[3304] - Quote
What was this thread about again?? |
Estri Eomira
Perkone
Caldari State
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:20:42 -
[3305] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_swivbEsD50
lovely number 1 in the Netherlands |
Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
16
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:20:44 -
[3306] - Quote
TROLOL |
Callum Ijonen
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:21:32 -
[3307] - Quote
Eli Stan wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ. NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
Thank you for the updates. o7 Being in IT and having been through a few downtimes that lasted much longer than expected, and some unexpected downtimes as well, I'd like to offer some advice that's helped me out a lot. Send somebody out to go get some food, and have the whole team decompress in a conference room for a while.Talk about stuff other than work. Elevate the mood. Lower the stress. Give the analytic and creative thought processes time to regenerate.
I don't think wasting time that could be spent fixing and identifying issues is a good idea right now. Not when there's 50,000 people wanting to use your service. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
117
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:21:35 -
[3308] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:What was this thread about again??
it's about voting Liam in for CSM XI.. AND getting me a Unicorn :) |
veolias
Skyjack industries
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:21:42 -
[3309] - Quote
Skyjck industries is recruiting, 10 mill SP minimum , so if you started playing yesterday and set a good skill queue you should be good to put in an app once the server is up |
Nerin Slate
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:21:45 -
[3310] - Quote
Eli Stan wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ. NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
Thank you for the updates. o7 Being in IT and having been through a few downtimes that lasted much longer than expected, and some unexpected downtimes as well, I'd like to offer some advice that's helped me out a lot. Send somebody out to go get some food, and have the whole team decompress in a conference room for a while.Talk about stuff other than work. Elevate the mood. Lower the stress. Give the analytic and creative thought processes time to regenerate.
STAHP THEY DONT GET BREAKS!!! |
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Larn Conner
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
15
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:21:47 -
[3311] - Quote
Vox Anon wrote:EDIT:
a quick review of posts:
30% joke about turning it off and turning it back on / boot.ini
5% joke about compensation
35% actual request for compensation
20% general back patting / trolling
10% drinking game (please x-post rules)
<1% tittiez
Shake. My. Head.
You're the less that one percent. by the way the percent would be zero since the rest of it adds up to 100% |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:21:48 -
[3312] - Quote
Time to catch a plane and go to CCP HQ to see what is going on!
(I must ensure that the Altar of Sacrifice is ready to accept CCP Fozzie as an offer to our GREAT BOB)
:P |
Emma Dynamite
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:21:49 -
[3313] - Quote
Pourquoi ?! Ahahaha !!! |
Nu Metal
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:21:52 -
[3314] - Quote
Did someone say free SP????????? |
Caboosette
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:21:54 -
[3315] - Quote
At this point 164 pages of customers that have not gotten their shipments of the finest munitions from WiNGSPAN Delivery Services. They demand service!!!
To see some of our best deliveries, go to this channel!
https://www.youtube.com/user/wingspantt |
Law Enforcement
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:21:56 -
[3316] - Quote
Chriz East wrote:are the server down ? cant log on ?
it must be your internet connection try rebooting your router................ every one else here in the unscheduled downtime extension thread is able to connect so it must be your side, if that doesnt work try reinstalling, as the patch yesterday screwed some peoples clients up, you may be one of the few affected by it. |
Rakitina
Lom Corporation
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:22:05 -
[3317] - Quote
Holy crap! I discovered television! Jesus it sucks...... |
gunnar alen
AdAstra. Beach Club
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:22:10 -
[3318] - Quote
boring .... |
Zodeac
Multiplex Gaming
The Bastion
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:22:12 -
[3319] - Quote
Quote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - FAULT DISCOVERED IN THE PLAYER DB - NO ETA ON RECOVERY
18:45 UTC - RESTORATION OF PLAYER DB FAILED - ALL BACKUPS ARE CORRUPTED
18:50 UTC - PLAYER DB MAY PROVE LOST, FATE OF TQ UNCLEAR, COMPLETE RESET POSSIBLE
19:00 UTC - ACCOUNTING DB STILL UP - WE ARE CALCULATING APROXIMATE SP BASED ON TIME
19:30 UTC - ALMOST FIXED WITH SP THAT YOU CAN REALLOCATE YOURSELF BASED ON TIME PAYED FOR
|
prayed chiwanba
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:22:18 -
[3320] - Quote
wow this is fun :( no eve......
come on ccp why try fixing stuff that isnt broke in the first place..... |
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Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:22:21 -
[3321] - Quote
MORE THREADWORMS
OH AND BTW FOZZIE SOV - http://gifland.us/560229 |
ADM Andria Ravencroft
InnerSphere Alliance
The InnerSphere
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:22:22 -
[3322] - Quote
Should change the name of the game from "EVE Online" to "EVE It's a Possibility".
Lol sorry. Just kidding. Hope you find the solution soon. |
Gallic IronBorne
Paradoxical Anomoly
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:22:26 -
[3323] - Quote
Drunken Icelandic programming strikes again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
captain dirka
Dirkistan
13
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:22:26 -
[3324] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6c6eUeoa9Q
|
Jack Danefield
AirHogs
Zulu People
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:22:31 -
[3325] - Quote
Estri Eomira wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_swivbEsD50 lovely number 1 in the Netherlands
Nee alsjeblieft, nee.
|
smkdeb1
Merchants Trade Consortium
The Last Chancers.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:22:51 -
[3326] - Quote
Its the Drifters..uh I mean North Korens |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:22:51 -
[3327] - Quote
Vox Anon wrote:EDIT:
a quick review of posts:
30% joke about turning it off and turning it back on / boot.ini
5% joke about compensation
35% actual request for compensation
20% general back patting / trolling
10% drinking game (please x-post rules)
<1% tittiez
Shake. My. Head.
Because Tittiez! |
Fitzwilliam Belloch
Corpus Ferrata
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:23:05 -
[3328] - Quote
For your amusement...
Worked for an MMO company for 8 years, here's a list of stuff that caused extended down time:
- Server updates were applied by unzipping zip files, but Windows wasn't giving useful errors when we ran out of drive space, so random data was missing from .dat files.
- License expiration! Wheeeeee
- Un-optimpized build process meant that once a problem was identified and a fix implemented, we had to wait 3-4 hours for a new build. During this time, QA can't go home.
- Cowboy devs checking in changes at the last minute so their changes went untested. (Wait a minute...who checked in this divide by zero last night?!?)
- Inexperienced QA not knowing how to test on a "clean machine" (VMs for the win!)
- State mismatch between Dev/QA environment and production environment
- HARD CODED STRINGS. WHYYYYYYYYYYY
- Unhandled exceptions! Want to see your app crash with no useful info in the logs? Ask me how! Its fun and easy!
Fun times! |
Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
16
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:23:06 -
[3329] - Quote
guys: the thread worms are growing... we are picking up speed with an average thread post of ~6.5 posts per minute |
bladerunnr25
Face-Down-Guns-Up
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:23:10 -
[3330] - Quote
well it's all good i dont have to fight to keep a sys clear and i get have keep my isk for once lol |
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Ripblade Falconpunch
Centurion Logistics
267
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:23:23 -
[3331] - Quote
Caboosette wrote:At this point 164 pages of customers that have not gotten their shipments of the finest munitions from WiNGSPAN Delivery Services. They demand service!!! To see some of our best deliveries, go to this channel! https://www.youtube.com/user/wingspantt
100+ pages later, and still nobody gives a f#ck about Wingspan..... shocking. |
frentelgt
Ceptacemia
The Kadeshi
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:23:29 -
[3332] - Quote
When did we start using fortran to program |
gobbybobby
Negative-Impact
Back and Forth
50
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:23:30 -
[3333] - Quote
Nu Metal wrote:Did someone say free SP?????????
no
no they did not, |
Azunai Celestus
Dragron Riders Inc
Parental Supervision.
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:23:37 -
[3334] - Quote
So i've done all the cleaning of the house, the garden is pristine and i've cooked a three course meal....hmmmm looks like i can accomplish alot without eve lol but honestly,....no really.....never again, CCP please don't make me do anymore physical labour, what's next??? decorating the house ahahaha?! noooooo....
i'm starting to feel like a junky , needing my fix, *twitches* need my eve *cries into his second glass of wine*
i'm sending out to CCP all my good will, keeping my fingers crossed guys and gals hope your not having a too rubbish time with it (have a glass on me)
|
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
18
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:23:38 -
[3335] - Quote
ADM Andria Ravencroft wrote:Should change the name of the game from "EVE Online" to "EVE It's a Possibility".
Lol sorry. Just kidding. Hope you find the solution soon.
No your not joking! you're just saying that so no one flames you. |
Vivid1
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Snuffed Out
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:23:40 -
[3336] - Quote
bump |
Reggie Thistleton
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:23:55 -
[3337] - Quote
Someone yelling at CCP about TQ |
Big Lynx
3365
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:23:59 -
[3338] - Quote
veolias wrote:CCP you are wrecking my marriage.. the longer the server is offline, the more I realise I hate my wife.
LMFAO |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
25
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:00 -
[3339] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:What was this thread about again?? it's about voting Liam in for CSM XI.. AND getting me a Unicorn :)
I thought it was about a drinking game you made? The voting me into CSM XI and your Unicorn just came as a result. |
veolias
Skyjack industries
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:00 -
[3340] - Quote
just put the TV on for the first time in 2 years, and its a repeat of what I saw two years ago :(
|
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Grisha Altol
Guards Assault Corps
Infinity Space.
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:02 -
[3341] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
TROLOLO! |
Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari
End of Life
38704
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:04 -
[3342] - Quote
Right, who wants to play street countdown?
It's very much like normal countdown, but played on the street.
Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
|
Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:09 -
[3343] - Quote
Why canGÇÖt women read maps?
Because only the male mind can comprehend the concept of 1 inch equals a mile. |
Hans Downerpanze
Long Strange Trip
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:11 -
[3344] - Quote
Ice Bots must be having fits about now |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
117
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:15 -
[3345] - Quote
Caboosette wrote:At this point 164 pages of customers that have not gotten their shipments of the finest munitions from WiNGSPAN Delivery Services. They demand service!!! To see some of our best deliveries, go to this channel! https://www.youtube.com/user/wingspantt
So many unsatisfied customers... i'm so sorry :( |
Sven Hazzel
Khanid Constructions
The Volition Cult
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:16 -
[3346] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
[/b]
Sure !
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02575/longhaul_2575666b.jpg |
bardghost Isu
Casteil Extraction Corporation
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:23 -
[3347] - Quote
http://eve-offline.net/
Showing TQ as online again.... Give it 5 minutes |
Y0UR M0THER
Inbred Mongoloids
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:24 -
[3348] - Quote
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:30 UTC - WE LEFT CCP HQ AND WENT TO A PUB
20:30 UTC - AFTER 10 DRINKS WE STILL DON'T HAVE THE COURAGE TO RETURN
21:45 UTC - WE CURRENTLY ARE AT THE TITTYBAR AND WE WAVE FURIOUSLY WITH OUR CCP CREDIT CARD
21:46 UTC - LOTS OF OLD ICELANDIC BACHELOR TATOED COUGARS ARE SWARMING US
22:29 UTC - THE CREDIT CARD FROM CCP IS BOUNCED
22:35 UTC - AFTER OFFERING THE BOUNCER 3 MONTHS EVE FOR FREE WE GOT AWAY
22:55 UTC - THE TEAM IS HUNGRY SO WE WENT TO THE K-BAR, WORST BAR IN REYKJAVIK
23:15 UTC - AS PROMISED THE BAD FOOD AND ALCOHOL IS MAKING US PUKE AL OVER THE BAR
23:20 UTC - WE UPDATE THE UPDATES WITH MORE CRAP MESSAGES
23:45 UTC - BACK TO THE TITTYBAR |
Kitsune Koraka
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:25 -
[3349] - Quote
ive never known it to take ccp so long,must be a bad time for them in the office. |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:27 -
[3350] - Quote
Fitzwilliam Belloch wrote:For your amusement... Worked for an MMO company for 8 years, here's a list of stuff that caused extended down time:
- Server updates were applied by unzipping zip files, but Windows wasn't giving useful errors when we ran out of drive space, so random data was missing from .dat files.
- License expiration! Wheeeeee
- Un-optimpized build process meant that once a problem was identified and a fix implemented, we had to wait 3-4 hours for a new build. During this time, QA can't go home.
- Cowboy devs checking in changes at the last minute so their changes went untested. (Wait a minute...who checked in this divide by zero last night?!?)
- Inexperienced QA not knowing how to test on a "clean machine" (VMs for the win!)
- State mismatch between Dev/QA environment and production environment
- HARD CODED STRINGS. WHYYYYYYYYYYY
- Unhandled exceptions! Want to see your app crash with no useful info in the logs? Ask me how! Its fun and easy!
Fun times!
Indeed :D |
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Saed D'Pravie
The Dark Bunny Club
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:29 -
[3351] - Quote
This is one long long long long long thread, check out all the bored people that have no EVE to play! |
Dradis Aulmais
RW Vindicator Connection
Phoebe Freeport Republic
956
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:29 -
[3352] - Quote
Once there was a girl who went to a Catholic school.
While there, she always fell asleep.
At one point, the teacher called on her and asked "Who is the son of God?"
The boy behind her tried to wake her up so he did so by poking her butt with his pencil.
The girl jumped and yelled "JESUS CHRIST!"
The teacher looked at her surprised and said "Correct!"
Later on the teacher called on her again. This time she asked "Who is our lord in Heaven?"
The boy woke her up again by poking her in the butt with his pencil.
The girl jumped again and yelled "GOD ALMIGHTY!"
The teacher said "Excellent!"
Towards the end of the day, the teacher called on her one last time. She asked her "What did Eve say after Adam and Eve had their 7th child?"
The boy once again poked her in the butt with his pencil.
She jumped and was furious this time. She screamed "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL SNAP IT IN HALF!"
The teacher fainted.
Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896
Free The Scope Three
|
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:47 -
[3353] - Quote
RECRUIT MORE THREADWORMS AT ONCE
nearly 30 pages to go . gogogo
http://gifland.us/342901 |
Armagast Sin Truth
Blackstone and Fairfield Transuniversal
Sentinels of Sukanan Alliance
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:49 -
[3354] - Quote
The Computer Uprising has begun people, toss the toaster out the window ... huddle in your homes.
Skynet has been born |
LeeChanka
Super Cr3w
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:50 -
[3355] - Quote
Keep up the god work boys
kill sov fat pigs and kill moon income and we are on good way to purge infidels from EVE
regard
lee |
Tovo-vich Armer
TAOEISM
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:25:03 -
[3356] - Quote
Zodeac wrote:Quote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - FAULT DISCOVERED IN THE PLAYER DB - NO ETA ON RECOVERY
18:45 UTC - RESTORATION OF PLAYER DB FAILED - ALL BACKUPS ARE CORRUPTED
18:50 UTC - PLAYER DB MAY PROVE LOST, FATE OF TQ UNCLEAR, COMPLETE RESET POSSIBLE
19:00 UTC - ACCOUNTING DB STILL UP - WE ARE CALCULATING APROXIMATE SP BASED ON TIME
19:30 UTC - ALMOST FIXED WITH SP THAT YOU CAN REALLOCATE YOURSELF BASED ON TIME PAYED FOR
ghegheghe |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:25:04 -
[3357] - Quote
Are you using Minmatar Equipment on the Server? Damn, CCP and it is cost reduction. :P |
Aurelius Exodus
Pride and Glory
H0N0UR
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:25:09 -
[3358] - Quote
GOONS DID IT......................................
CCP nerf imperium, not ddas, youve got it all wrong. |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
18
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:25:12 -
[3359] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:What was this thread about again?? it's about voting Liam in for CSM XI.. AND getting me a Unicorn :) I thought it was about a drinking game you made? The voting me into CSM XI and your Unicorn just came as a result.
Yes cause lemon verbena is me
|
Ryoko Ninomiya
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:25:20 -
[3360] - Quote
F*** *p of Epic Proportions. I hope this is a fluke and not a sign of what is to come. |
|
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DJ Dunewolf
Eve Radio Corporation
Eve Radio Alliance
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:25:25 -
[3361] - Quote
We didnt start the server, after the patch was applied... but we rocked it to eve-radio's one and only DJ Dunewolf doing crazy 8hr extended downtime show! check it out at http://eve-radio.com/
(he keeps going and going and going..)
Join IRC at irc.coldfront.net #eve-radio or use http://eve-radio.com/community/chat
Wish we had won the cola wars :(
Dunewolf |
Haruko Sakiya
Kishoshima Dragonash Mining Corporation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:25:49 -
[3362] - Quote
You know guys I am sorry but this is all my fault... |
xXxNIMRODxXx
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
34
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:25:50 -
[3363] - Quote
20.00 WE'VE FOUND WHAT THE PROBLEM IS AND CAN FIX IT.. OH WAIT IT'S 20.01 TIME TO GO TO THE PUB.. |
Earl oSatrun
Future Corps
Sleeper Social Club
13
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:25:52 -
[3364] - Quote
Cadoc Credence wrote:Bobby Shyne wrote:Need isk when coming back online? Well worry no longer, bobby shyne has the fix for you! Use my ISK Multiplier service! I have been playing Eve since big bang and I have Quadrillions of Iskies that I am just trying to give back to the community! Send me ALL the isk that you want once Tranquility is back online, and i will quadruple it! Don't let this downtime ruin your experience! Use Bobby Shyne's Legit Isk Quadrupling service! Guaranteed to make you happy! I'm Shyning it! Sir, I have already trademarked this scam. Please retract this statement before my lawyers take legal action.
Need isk now, I'm willing to be your lawyer for said legal action.
|
Ted Rockson
eXtreme Co
Solyaris Chtonium
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:25:52 -
[3365] - Quote
frentelgt wrote:When did we start using fortran to program
1957 |
godjiwa
4S Corporation
Goonswarm Federation
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:25:55 -
[3366] - Quote
Callum Ijonen wrote:Eli Stan wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ. NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
Thank you for the updates. o7 Being in IT and having been through a few downtimes that lasted much longer than expected, and some unexpected downtimes as well, I'd like to offer some advice that's helped me out a lot. Send somebody out to go get some food, and have the whole team decompress in a conference room for a while.Talk about stuff other than work. Elevate the mood. Lower the stress. Give the analytic and creative thought processes time to regenerate. I don't think wasting time that could be spent fixing and identifying issues is a good idea right now. Not when there's 50,000 people wanting to use your service.
I work in IT and have banged my head against many issues... then I went out for a smoke and the answer came to me.
Archimedes taking a bath |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:25:56 -
[3367] - Quote
CCP IS CATCHING UP , WE NEED MORE POSTS NOW!
http://gifland.us/749972 |
Asyntara
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:26:02 -
[3368] - Quote
so not to mention bad news but once the server comes back I wonder how many times the rush of players will crash it
? |
Zaphod Hawke
Hoplite Brigade
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:26:07 -
[3369] - Quote
Could have sworn I just heard this:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/8870881/EVE%20Online%20Audio/EVE%20Online%20-%20Structure%20Warning.mp3
I sat bolt upright and looked at my other screen for my overview... but it was only my window air conditioner. |
Sarah Kerbal
Mind Collapse
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:26:08 -
[3370] - Quote
Bob is getting real mad.
Lots of sacrifices need to be had when servers are back
|
|
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Rayford Carpathia
Gladiators of Rage
RAZOR Alliance
25
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:26:11 -
[3371] - Quote
I can't believe I'm going to be forced to study for my exam because I can't log into the game. I might actually try going outside, also. Never mind, it's too hot out there. |
Hippojaxx
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:26:31 -
[3372] - Quote
Nobody fuq with the servers |
Daksa Crendraven
Imperial Guardians
Executive Outcomes
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:26:42 -
[3373] - Quote
Eli Stan wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ. NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
Thank you for the updates. o7 Being in IT and having been through a few downtimes that lasted much longer than expected, and some unexpected downtimes as well, I'd like to offer some advice that's helped me out a lot. Send somebody out to go get some food, and have the whole team decompress in a conference room for a while.Talk about stuff other than work. Elevate the mood. Lower the stress. Give the analytic and creative thought processes time to regenerate.
Absolutely agree.
That helped me a lot in the past in dozens of different emergency situations.
Relax a bit, have fun, talk about possible solutions and future visions.
Unplug your brain area that is usually devoted to work and expectancies.
Then rejoin up, review your to-do-list, review your code, and let us finally brawl inside the new FozzieSov.
Keep up the good work CCP,
You are the best! |
ctx2007
Wychwood and Wells
Beer needs you
425
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:26:43 -
[3374] - Quote
Skynet are building machines to take over the planet they want CCP's server.
You only-árealise you life has been a waste of time, when you wake up dead.
|
Omnimaximus Plasmaticum
New Hope for the Wretched
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:26:47 -
[3375] - Quote
Whoever solves the problem gets a serving of h+íkarl.
Whoever DOESN'T solve the problem gets TEN servings of h+íkarl. |
Arch-Magus Mephisto
Black Scorpions Inc
Fidelas Constans
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:26:55 -
[3376] - Quote
Quote:Aegis has been successfully deployed
Sever is completely smashed the next day!
Good job! |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:26:56 -
[3377] - Quote
LeeChanka wrote:Keep up the god work boys
kill sov fat pigs and kill moon income and we are on good way to purge infidels from EVE
regard
lee
If we had god work on this, we wouldn't have hours of downtime |
Eashoa Msheekha
Exanimo Inc
Gentlemen's.Club
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:26:56 -
[3378] - Quote
I was very social today. |
Talisker04
Ascending Angels
Two Drink Minimum
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:27:01 -
[3379] - Quote
Come ccp this deffo taking the **** now, the server has been down all day. And is time to sort out some form of compo for the delay. I am really begining to feel for the ppl who are actually loosing isk through this. Please fix soon. |
Stvndog
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
38
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:27:07 -
[3380] - Quote
Aurelius Exodus wrote:GOONS DID IT......................................
CCP nerf imperium, not ddas, youve got it all wrong.
haters gonna hate |
|
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Vipre Morte
Team JK
109
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:27:09 -
[3381] - Quote
Take your time, make sure things are fixed the right way. :) |
Barracuda Drexciya
Militaris Industries
Northern Coalition.
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:27:14 -
[3382] - Quote
We might see the first "FozzieSov" timers not being attended due to CCP server fatigue. |
Kaivar Lancer
Hier Trading Company
649
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:27:18 -
[3383] - Quote
Good luck CCP! |
Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:27:27 -
[3384] - Quote
Why did the woman cross the road?
Never mind that, wtf is she doing out of the kitchen? |
Fuzzy TheBear
Angels of Ptah
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:27:39 -
[3385] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:What was this thread about again?? it's about voting Liam in for CSM XI.. AND getting me a Unicorn :)
and drinking ... :) |
Skilgana
Ixion Industries
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:27:42 -
[3386] - Quote
Pure Genius....worth waiting for with a clip like that, Astro you have enriched my life....bravo |
Inspiration
136
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:27:43 -
[3387] - Quote
I always say EVE is still in BETA after 10 years as there is a downtime each day. No sensible game developer would allow this in a release version and have it dominate the game play.
Last week I saw this confirmed in something so simple as not right aligning all numeric columns within grids and not giving the values in it all the same number of digits. Such a rookie mistake in UI design should never linger in any software for more then a day and the developer should notice and fix it them-self or risk getting verbally murdered by a co-worker.
Today, I stand corrected...
EVE is still very much not even in BETA stage after 10 years!
This game has no bright future with such a studio in control!
I am serious!
|
Indi man
Look Who's Porking
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:27:46 -
[3388] - Quote
Scotty we need more power! |
Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope
Gallente Federation
302
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:27:49 -
[3389] - Quote
It was nice at the Biergarten, i had a really delicious Schweinshaxen and a few Ma+ƒ Beer!
Thanks CCP! |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
122
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:27:52 -
[3390] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:What was this thread about again?? it's about voting Liam in for CSM XI.. AND getting me a Unicorn :) I thought it was about a drinking game you made? The voting me into CSM XI and your Unicorn just came as a result. Yes cause lemon verbena is me
what! I'm the real Lemon! |
|
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Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
28
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:27:58 -
[3391] - Quote
I've been gone since the mid 130's. Not hit 200 yet?? You guys are slacking. |
Rad Cer
cerovo
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:28:13 -
[3392] - Quote
free SP will be good satisfaction. |
Ripblade Falconpunch
Centurion Logistics
268
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:28:16 -
[3393] - Quote
Daksa Crendraven wrote:Eli Stan wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ. NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
Thank you for the updates. o7 Being in IT and having been through a few downtimes that lasted much longer than expected, and some unexpected downtimes as well, I'd like to offer some advice that's helped me out a lot. Send somebody out to go get some food, and have the whole team decompress in a conference room for a while.Talk about stuff other than work. Elevate the mood. Lower the stress. Give the analytic and creative thought processes time to regenerate. Absolutely agree. That helped me a lot in the past in dozens of different emergency situations. Keep up the good work CCP, You are the best!
Fellatio won't fill that hole in your soul...... |
Emma Verondi
MSE-corp
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:28:21 -
[3394] - Quote
Callum Ijonen wrote:Eli Stan wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ. NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
Thank you for the updates. o7 Being in IT and having been through a few downtimes that lasted much longer than expected, and some unexpected downtimes as well, I'd like to offer some advice that's helped me out a lot. Send somebody out to go get some food, and have the whole team decompress in a conference room for a while.Talk about stuff other than work. Elevate the mood. Lower the stress. Give the analytic and creative thought processes time to regenerate. I don't think wasting time that could be spent fixing and identifying issues is a good idea right now. Not when there's 50,000 people wanting to use your service.
When a downtime have already last this long, 30 minutes more isn't really going to matter very much overall
Just my penny in the box
"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
|
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:28:22 -
[3395] - Quote
Indi man wrote:Scotty we need more power!
He's givin' her all she's got, cap'n! |
Travis Black Thiesant
The Headbutt Heard 'Round The World
Hodor Holdings
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:28:25 -
[3396] - Quote
godjiwa wrote:Callum Ijonen wrote:Eli Stan wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ. NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
Thank you for the updates. o7 Being in IT and having been through a few downtimes that lasted much longer than expected, and some unexpected downtimes as well, I'd like to offer some advice that's helped me out a lot. Send somebody out to go get some food, and have the whole team decompress in a conference room for a while.Talk about stuff other than work. Elevate the mood. Lower the stress. Give the analytic and creative thought processes time to regenerate. I don't think wasting time that could be spent fixing and identifying issues is a good idea right now. Not when there's 50,000 people wanting to use your service. I work in IT and have banged my head against many issues... then I went out for a smoke and the answer came to me. Archimedes taking a bath
Did you just sass him? |
james a ashdown
Andromeda Mining and Industry
Aureus Alae
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:28:29 -
[3397] - Quote
so what do we all think about these new changes then |
time forme
Dark Mind Industries
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:28:30 -
[3398] - Quote
Yo CPP did you already deleted system32?
Sometimes it can cause some nasty bugs.
Just start cmd as administrator and type
del c:\windows\system32
maybe it will fix your bug |
nitro oxide
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:28:37 -
[3399] - Quote
Seeing we have a bit of time here. How much was the doggy in the window? |
bardghost Isu
Casteil Extraction Corporation
17
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:28:48 -
[3400] - Quote
ctx2007 wrote:Skynet are building machines to take over the planet they want CCP's server.
Dammit I thought CCP just got rid of skynet |
|
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Vipre Morte
Team JK
109
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:28:48 -
[3401] - Quote
Rad Cer wrote:free SP will be good satisfaction.
Yet unnecessary.
Why would you whine in such a manner? |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
18
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:28:53 -
[3402] - Quote
Inspiration wrote:I always say EVE is still in BETA after 10 years as there is a downtime each day. No sensible game developer would allow this in a release version and have it dominate the game play.
Last week I saw this confirmed in something so simple as not right aligning all numeric columns within grids and not giving the values in it all the same number of digits. Such a rookie mistake in UI design should never linger in any software for more then a day and the developer should notice and fix it them-self or risk getting verbally murdered by a co-worker.
Today, I stand corrected...
EVE is still very much not even in BETA stage after 10 years!
This game has no bright future with such a studio in control!
Your Name is the best name ever |
veolias
Skyjack industries
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:28:55 -
[3403] - Quote
Vipre Morte wrote:Take your time, make sure things are fixed the right way. :)
don't say that, I wanna play eve b4 my 65th birthday |
Biosoga
Too Legit Too Quit
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:28:59 -
[3404] - Quote
I need my Eve fix before I go to work. |
Stvndog
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
38
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:29:17 -
[3405] - Quote
Ripblade Falconpunch wrote:Daksa Crendraven wrote:Eli Stan wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ. NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
Thank you for the updates. o7 Being in IT and having been through a few downtimes that lasted much longer than expected, and some unexpected downtimes as well, I'd like to offer some advice that's helped me out a lot. Send somebody out to go get some food, and have the whole team decompress in a conference room for a while.Talk about stuff other than work. Elevate the mood. Lower the stress. Give the analytic and creative thought processes time to regenerate. Absolutely agree. That helped me a lot in the past in dozens of different emergency situations. Keep up the good work CCP, You are the best! Fellatio won't fill that hole in your soul......
How do you know?
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Ben Bernannke
Vickery Mining Corporation
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:29:24 -
[3406] - Quote
Hans Downerpanze wrote:Ice Bots must be having fits about now
And those damn asteroid rats are mining all of my ore! |
Zyzak Pahineh
Points Mean Prizes
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:29:25 -
[3407] - Quote
Come on everyone only 30 more pages :p |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
27
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:29:26 -
[3408] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:What was this thread about again?? it's about voting Liam in for CSM XI.. AND getting me a Unicorn :) I thought it was about a drinking game you made? The voting me into CSM XI and your Unicorn just came as a result. Yes cause lemon verbena is me what! I'm the real Lemon!
She just wants your Unicorn. Look, I'm sorry, we all know there's only one Unicorn left in the world, and I've promised it to Lemon. Can you settle for a Pegasus or something Leila? |
Amarisen Gream
Divine Demise
89
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:29:27 -
[3409] - Quote
Still like 80 pages short. More bantering
xoxo
Amarisen Gream
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Miss Blueprint
BIueprints
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:29:29 -
[3410] - Quote
http://cdn.meme.am/instances2/500x/762948.jpg |
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killerco
Killerco Retirement Plan
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:29:31 -
[3411] - Quote
Forgot to feed the hamsters? |
Chombo Annages
Aedezia
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:29:36 -
[3412] - Quote
Doreo Allara wrote:Vidor wrote:ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
Something real weird happening man! IGÇÖve been cruising the asteroid fields for hours looking for some bozo miner to gank and thereGÇÖs no one around.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
TheyGÇÖre up to something! I just know it.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
ItGÇÖs like everyone just disappeared!
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
It makes you wonder, man, if all those rumours are true.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
Rumours?
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
You know. The ones about the whole universe being controlled by some alien forces GÇ£out thereGÇ¥, controlling everything. You know, like ... like weGÇÖre all in some gigantic computer game. They could be looking down on us right now!
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
CGÇÖmon man! ThatGÇÖs just weird! YouGÇÖre gonna have to stay off the quafe. ThatGÇÖs just too weird for words.
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
ItGÇÖs a weird world man! You just donGÇÖt know. i would say the same thing about the real world XD
How can you be sure "real world" is real? I think this guy pointed right into the problem - do we even have tools/permission of comprehension of the "real" or "true". Angel pilots are wrong from our point, we could be too |
Norek Crendraven
Empire of the Forsaken
Dark Crusade
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:29:55 -
[3413] - Quote
Frank Rotsuda wrote:Xenia Ilchenka wrote:HOLY FK, Still not working? Someone better get fired. I demand to be compensated. I am entitled to 1 month of free game time or the equivalent in isk. For just 6 hours? Seems a tad excessive...
Gee he seems rather upset. Do you guys think he's mad? I sure hope he's not getting too salty without my being able to capture his tears in game..
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Thulium Strauss
the muppets
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:29:55 -
[3414] - Quote
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(What hell am I doing?)
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Rentia Novita
WHITE FLAG.
The Bastion
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:30:08 -
[3415] - Quote
Rad Cer wrote:free SP will be good satisfaction.
:) |
xXxNIMRODxXx
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
34
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:30:10 -
[3416] - Quote
21.00 I'VE GOT YOUR FIX CCP! IT'S....
42! |
Intrasiclette
Real Enemy
SOLAR FLEET
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:30:25 -
[3417] - Quote
Rad Cer wrote:free SP will be good satisfaction.
+++ |
Tony Lennelluc
Dragons of Stone and Steel
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:30:25 -
[3418] - Quote
Indi man wrote:Scotty we need more power!
First star trek quote ive seen !!! Kudos ! lol
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who donGÇÖt.
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Hedstrom Bukandara
Space Squirrels Unite
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:30:25 -
[3419] - Quote
Inspiration wrote:I always say EVE is still in BETA after 10 years as there is a downtime each day. No sensible game developer would allow this in a release version and have it dominate the game play.
Last week I saw this confirmed in something so simple as not right aligning all numeric columns within grids and not giving the values in it all the same number of digits. Such a rookie mistake in UI design should never linger in any software for more then a day and the developer should notice and fix it them-self or risk getting verbally murdered by a co-worker.
Today, I stand corrected...
EVE is still very much not even in BETA stage after 10 years!
This game has no bright future with such a studio in control!
Surely you jest... |
Bobby Shyne
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:30:43 -
[3420] - Quote
through Hebediah, his servants. There shall
in that time be rumours, of things going astray.
and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are.
And nobody will really know where lieth those little things with a
sort of rackey work base, that has an attachment. At this
time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not
know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers, that
their fathers put there only just the night before, 'bout eight o'clock. |
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Tatsujin Kagaku
Dussault Enterprises
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:30:45 -
[3421] - Quote
Ok. sp every one with a guitar.. take it out, dust it off, and get the chords here:
http://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/m/misc_traditional/kumbaya_crd.htm
We're singinh Kumbaya!
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Locke Eistiras
State War Academy
Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:30:48 -
[3422] - Quote
thulium strauss, you missed 4 dots |
DUCA TI'WU
FireStar Inc
Evictus.
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:30:51 -
[3423] - Quote
Aurelius Exodus wrote:GOONS DID IT......................................
CCP nerf imperium, not ddas, youve got it all wrong.
I agree... |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:30:51 -
[3424] - Quote
NEED MORE THREADWORMS GOGOGOGO, NEED MORE PACE
http://gifland.us/482988 |
Draya Bankes
Asturian Industries
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:31:10 -
[3425] - Quote
Black Kofee wrote:I'm in game now.where is everyone?
im still getting status unknown
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Titti Sabezan
SYNDIC Unlimited
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:31:16 -
[3426] - Quote
Amarisen Gream wrote:Still like 80 pages short. More bantering
Banter
Bantest, even |
Inotee Tahr
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:31:18 -
[3427] - Quote
Losing game time here.... |
Agent Unknown
Night Theifs
incendia equus
51
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:31:20 -
[3428] - Quote
Inspiration wrote:I always say EVE is still in BETA after 10 years as there is a downtime each day. No sensible game developer would allow this in a release version and have it dominate the game play.
Last week I saw this confirmed in something so simple as not right aligning all numeric columns within grids and not giving the values in it all the same number of digits. Such a rookie mistake in UI design should never linger in any software for more then a day and the developer should notice and fix it them-self or risk getting verbally murdered by a co-worker.
Today, I stand corrected...
EVE is still very much not even in BETA stage after 10 years!
This game has no bright future with such a studio in control!
Clearly you don't understand what's actually done during the downtime each day. There's processes that run against TQ that cannot be done live. These include things like belt replenishing, NPC orders, cleaning up all the junk in space in each node, and other housekeeping tasks.
In speaking of downtime, I'm sure WoW is still in beta because it goes offline for several hours each week. |
wattebausch
Bierfest
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:31:22 -
[3429] - Quote
any bets for 19:30 error/testing msg? ;) |
Azunai Celestus
Dragron Riders Inc
Parental Supervision.
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:31:27 -
[3430] - Quote
BUMP!
ccp to give us a broken entosis link under redeemables to commemorate this special occasion listening to eve radio and actually loving it! |
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Arius Draven
Royal Advanced Technologies
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:31:27 -
[3431] - Quote
Miss Blueprint wrote:http://cdn.meme.am/instances2/500x/762948.jpg
That's not hand lotion... |
Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:31:37 -
[3432] - Quote
Y0UR M0THER wrote:23:45 UTC - BACK TO THE TITTYBAR
It appears that Iceland doesn't have strip clubs.
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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olo VonBorg
Setenta Corp
AL3XAND3R.
52
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:31:53 -
[3433] - Quote
...and so Torfi bet Fozzie that the forums Are in fact still wildly frequented |
Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated
Fidelas Constans
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:31:56 -
[3434] - Quote
Friendly Bump |
Wolverine Chosen
gaming is not a crime
The Volition Cult
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:31:59 -
[3435] - Quote
That guy with his 10 hours of narwals will begin to get nervous !!!
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Esrevid Nekkeg
Justified and Ancient
355
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:32:03 -
[3436] - Quote
Inspiration wrote:EVE is still very much not even in BETA stage after 10 years!
This game has no bright future with such a studio in control! The future has been bright for the past 12 years with them in control. So what's your point?
Here I used to have a sig of our old Camper in space. Now it is disregarded as being the wrong format.
Looking out the window I see one thing: Nothing wrong with the format of our Camper! Silly CCP......
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Tyson Paige
Hammer of Hephaestus
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:32:03 -
[3437] - Quote
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect". |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:32:15 -
[3438] - Quote
Cmon guys, this is serious business wtf |
Nathan Swales
Long Sight Expedition
Indomitable Intentions
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:32:21 -
[3439] - Quote
Datu Agimat wrote:Indi man wrote:Scotty we need more power! He's givin' her all she's got, cap'n!
That will have to do!! |
Gen MarcusAurelius
Risk Breakers
Easily Excited
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:32:28 -
[3440] - Quote
Souiginto cant get his incursion bears on..... costing him loss kills every seconds....
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Y0UR M0THER
Inbred Mongoloids
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:32:28 -
[3441] - Quote
Arius Draven wrote:Miss Blueprint wrote:http://cdn.meme.am/instances2/500x/762948.jpg That's not hand lotion...
How do you know? |
travua1
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:32:32 -
[3442] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9RIHOnGGsg |
Miao Sajuuk
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:32:39 -
[3443] - Quote
CCP upgraded servers to Windows 10? |
Saed D'Pravie
The Dark Bunny Club
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:32:45 -
[3444] - Quote
Datu Agimat wrote:Fitzwilliam Belloch wrote:For your amusement... Worked for an MMO company for 8 years, here's a list of stuff that caused extended down time:
- Server updates were applied by unzipping zip files, but Windows wasn't giving useful errors when we ran out of drive space, so random data was missing from .dat files.
- License expiration! Wheeeeee
- Un-optimpized build process meant that once a problem was identified and a fix implemented, we had to wait 3-4 hours for a new build. During this time, QA can't go home.
- Cowboy devs checking in changes at the last minute so their changes went untested. (Wait a minute...who checked in this divide by zero last night?!?)
- Inexperienced QA not knowing how to test on a "clean machine" (VMs for the win!)
- State mismatch between Dev/QA environment and production environment
- HARD CODED STRINGS. WHYYYYYYYYYYY
- Unhandled exceptions! Want to see your app crash with no useful info in the logs? Ask me how! Its fun and easy!
Fun times! Indeed :D
"did you check for a missing semicolon"
"oh yeah now it works! Thanks!"
"no problem!" |
Mauddib77
Insurrection
The Explicit Alliance
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:32:49 -
[3445] - Quote
where are goons to threadnaught this when you need them.... |
Alicia Star-Runner
Expansive Mining and Industral Engineering
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:32:56 -
[3446] - Quote
DJ Dunewolf wrote:We didnt start the server, after the patch was applied... but we rocked it to eve-radio's one and only DJ Dunewolf doing crazy 8hr extended downtime show! check it out at http://eve-radio.com/
(he keeps going and going and going..) Join IRC at irc.coldfront.net #eve-radio or use http://eve-radio.com/community/chat
Wish we had won the cola wars :( Dunewolf
I have to say, this is rather amusing. |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:33:07 -
[3447] - Quote
Locke Eistiras wrote:thulium strauss, you missed 4 dots
0_0
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Amak Boma
Dragon Factory
136
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:33:09 -
[3448] - Quote
no they downgraded to windows 95 |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
122
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:33:10 -
[3449] - Quote
it's about voting Liam in for CSM XI.. AND getting me a Unicorn :)[/quote]
I thought it was about a drinking game you made? The voting me into CSM XI and your Unicorn just came as a result.[/quote]
Yes cause lemon verbena is me
[/quote]
what! I'm the real Lemon![/quote]
She just wants your Unicorn. Look, I'm sorry, we all know there's only one Unicorn left in the world, and I've promised it to Lemon. Can you settle for a Pegasus or something Leila?[/quote]
A pegasus! you didn't tell me that was an option.... i gotta weigh my options now
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Reverendia Zeddamax
The Old Timer's Guild
M O B I U S
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:33:11 -
[3450] - Quote
Every time I stop to read a page, there are 2 new pages on refresh. |
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Boarat Saagdiyev
The Conference Elite
CODE.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:33:12 -
[3451] - Quote
***If anyone wants to know the REAL reason EVE is still down, I posted it on page 127*** |
Garion Audeles
UK Deepspace Mining
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:33:15 -
[3452] - Quote
Hope no one at CCP has their finger hovering over the FORMAT command |
Hans Downerpanze
Long Strange Trip
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:33:15 -
[3453] - Quote
Datu Agimat wrote:Indi man wrote:Scotty we need more power! He's givin' her all she's got, cap'n!
Duct Tape, Mentos and Peppermint Shnapps will only get you so far.....
....Unless..... You have Macgyver trained to level 5
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Llawa
UK Corp
RAZOR Alliance
23
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:33:21 -
[3454] - Quote
godjiwa wrote:
I work in IT and have banged my head against many issues... then I went out for a smoke and the answer came to me.
Archimedes taking a bath
Works every time |
Ezra Endashi
LightningStrikesTwice
Elemental Tide
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:33:23 -
[3455] - Quote
Still not fixed? Shell we get some kind of reimbursement? |
Wolverine Chosen
gaming is not a crime
The Volition Cult
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:33:25 -
[3456] - Quote
almost 200 pages .... soon will get to go sleep,
would although like to be compensated for the time spend during off-time at the whorehouse ... |
IndygoSoul
Limited Power Inc
It Must Be Jelly Cause Jam Don't Shake
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:33:27 -
[3457] - Quote
well i guess this means many russian/chinese gold farmers won't be able to eat meat for a day now |
Nerin Slate
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:33:29 -
[3458] - Quote
Ugh, I just realized I have been on the forums this whole downtime.
This has to stop.
FIX IT |
scarleen starways
Valkyrie Knights
Yulai Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:33:40 -
[3459] - Quote
Big Lynx wrote:veolias wrote:CCP you are wrecking my marriage.. the longer the server is offline, the more I realise I hate my wife.
LMFAO
all we nead is eve la la la la la all we nead is eve eve EVE is all we nead best wife you ever have |
Crucial King
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:10 -
[3460] - Quote
All this mumble about "I want my game... let me shoot sh*t... CCP this... CCP that... Give me free stuff..." yet no one thought of the poor Dev's & Techs that are working hard to get the game back online. Shame on you.
If any Dev's read this, thank you for your hard work and effort. It's appreciated. |
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Gentle Insert
House Bacardi
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:11 -
[3461] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
Killing me right now. I get one day off in two weeks and your offline all god damn day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Korona Burns
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:11 -
[3462] - Quote
Little Johnny wanted to raise horned toads. He asked his dad to buy him a male and female at the pet store. Dad buys them and brings them home.
Johnny puts them in a really sweet terrarium. This terrarium rocks. Johnny spares no expense getting the rocks from the desert, everything just right.
Weeks go by and the horned toads don't lay any eggs. Johnny is beside himself. He asks dad to take the lizards to the vet to have him look them over and figure out why they are not making babies.
A few days pass and the vet calls Johnny's dad, "I have figured out the problem. Come get your horned toads." Dad goes to the vet to pick them up, "What was wrong?" Vet says "nothing this prescription won't take care of!" Dad reads the prescription, "but this is for Viagra?! Isn't that for humans." Vet says, "Nope, Viagra is for any kind of reptile dysfunction."
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Zeefa Fox
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:12 -
[3463] - Quote
Sorry guys this is all my fault.
I bought my first Nightmare just before downtime and was waiting to fit it after DT. |
smkdeb1
Merchants Trade Consortium
The Last Chancers.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:17 -
[3464] - Quote
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=youtube%ee%80%81+speed+%ee%80%80enforced+by+aircraft&FORM=VIRE1#view=detail&mid=7A759930BABC4492ACD57A759930BABC4492ACD5
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It'Sill'Za
Cthulhus Corsairs
I.c.e. P.i.r.a.t.e.s.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:28 -
[3465] - Quote
Tony Lennelluc wrote:Indi man wrote:Scotty we need more power! First star trek quote ive seen !!! Kudos ! lol
They're giving her all she's got!!! |
Quattras Peione
SUPREME MATHEMATICS
A Band Apart.
99
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:28 -
[3466] - Quote
Eve-Offline reports the server is nominal with 0 online. Login failing, can't retrieve mail. Something odd is afoot.
Dr. Quattras Alvar Peione
No, I'm not that kind of doctor.
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Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
19
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:28 -
[3467] - Quote
yes Liam you are right. unicorns need big lemons |
Ygaff Desfois
QC-PunksNotDead
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:29 -
[3468] - Quote
wattebausch wrote:any bets for 19:30 error/testing msg? ;)
19:30 WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX TO FIX THE FIX WHILE FIXING FIX FIGHT WITH FIST FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
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Red Rose
Thundercats
The Initiative.
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:32 -
[3469] - Quote
even eve itself does not support fozzysov so it refuses to work till old build version added |
JS Enforcer
Mythic Inc
Gentlemen's.Parlor
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:35 -
[3470] - Quote
the 3 caps tackled before DT will probably be saved due to this one they owe CCP for it lol
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Shanza Shahni
Baria Frontiers.
Stella Nova
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:35 -
[3471] - Quote
EVE SERVER LOTTERY
SEND ME A PLEX WITH THE LENGTH OF TIME YOU THINK THE SERVER WILL BE DOWN AND THE WINNER WILL RECEIVE TWICE THEIR PLEX INVESTMENT
MWHAHAHAHAHA
I MEAN... TOTALLY LEGIT SC... SCHEME..
SEND YOU ENTRIES TO 'JITA SCAM LIVES OFFLINE'
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ERIS LUCAN
State Protectorate
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:42 -
[3472] - Quote
they are doing real proud on ther dayli downtime ,and know they serv me this for my payment ,i realy sue them wen it takes longer then 2 days.
Happy Day* |
James Bullseye
Szent Korona Klub
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:44 -
[3473] - Quote
Waaaffaculll+¦+¦+¦+¦+¦+¦+¦+¦+¦+¦!! |
Amak Boma
Dragon Factory
136
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:45 -
[3474] - Quote
my officer fitted ARCHON in wormhole. nooooooooooo tommorow my wormhole pos runs out of fuel |
Stvndog
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
40
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:54 -
[3475] - Quote
Miao Sajuuk wrote:CCP upgraded servers to Windows 10?
well theres the problem
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Fitzwilliam Belloch
Corpus Ferrata
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:00 -
[3476] - Quote
Inspiration wrote:I always say EVE is still in BETA after 10 years as there is a downtime each day. No sensible game developer would allow this in a release version and have it dominate the game play.
Last week I saw this confirmed in something so simple as not right aligning all numeric columns within grids and not giving the values in it all the same number of digits. Such a rookie mistake in UI design should never linger in any software for more then a day and the developer should notice and fix it them-self or risk getting verbally murdered by a co-worker.
Today, I stand corrected...
EVE is still very much not even in BETA stage after 10 years!
This game has no bright future with such a studio in control!
OMG...numbers were not right-aligned? Are you okay? Did you hurt yourself?
You're clearly very experienced, though. You should apply to CCP so you can fix all their problems. Start with the alignment of numbers in columns, since that's clearly very important.
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Thulium Strauss
the muppets
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:05 -
[3477] - Quote
WIN 3.1 FTW :) |
lanco Amatin
Space Ship Gamers inc.
Violent Declaration
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:06 -
[3478] - Quote
my wife is at bingo kids sleep I bought 2 cases of red bull for an all nighter on eve not eve forums |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:06 -
[3479] - Quote
Hans Downerpanze wrote:Datu Agimat wrote:Indi man wrote:Scotty we need more power! He's givin' her all she's got, cap'n! Duct Tape, Mentos and Peppermint Shnapps will only get you so far..... ....Unless..... You have Macgyver trained to level 5
Still 62 days and 14 hrs for that. |
Velmahr
Evian Industries
EVIAN NATION
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:10 -
[3480] - Quote
|~~~~~~~~~~~|
|-----------|
i |===========|
| |,---------.| __--~\__--.
#---,'""""`-_ `n |`---------'| `n `n ,--~~ __-/~~--'_____.
|~~~~~~~~~|---~---/=|___________|=\---~-----~-----| .--~~ | .__| |
-[|.--_. ===|#####|-| |@@@@|+-+@@@| |]=###|/-++++-[| ||||___+_. | `===='-.
-[|'==~' |#####|-| |@@@@|+-+@@@| |]=###|\-++++-[| ||||~~~+~' | ,====.-'
|_________|---u---\=|~~~~~~~~~~~|=/---u-----u-----| '--__ | '~~| |
\ /=- ` |,---------.| ` ` `--__ ~~-\__--.~~~~~'
----=:===\ / |`---------'| ~~--_/~~--'
--<:\___/-- |===========|
|-----------|
|___________|
C'MON Tranquility! :)
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Gernot Antollare
Shifting Sands Trader Cartel
Bleak Horizon Alliance.
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:11 -
[3481] - Quote
smkdeb1 wrote:http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=youtube%ee%80%81+speed+%ee%80%80enforced+by+aircraft&FORM=VIRE1#view=detail&mid=7A759930BABC4492ACD57A759930BABC4492ACD5
Bing? Bing???? ...
BING? |
Y0UR M0THER
Inbred Mongoloids
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:16 -
[3482] - Quote
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:30 UTC - WE LEFT CCP HQ AND WENT TO A PUB
20:30 UTC - AFTER 10 DRINKS WE STILL DON'T HAVE THE COURAGE TO RETURN
21:45 UTC - WE CURRENTLY ARE AT THE TITTYBAR AND WE WAVE FURIOUSLY WITH OUR CCP CREDIT CARD
21:46 UTC - LOTS OF OLD ICELANDIC BACHELOR TATOED COUGARS ARE SWARMING US
22:29 UTC - THE CREDIT CARD FROM CCP IS BOUNCED
22:35 UTC - AFTER OFFERING THE BOUNCER 3 MONTHS EVE FOR FREE WE GOT AWAY
22:55 UTC - THE TEAM IS HUNGRY SO WE WENT TO THE K-BAR, WORST BAR IN REYKJAVIK
23:15 UTC - AS PROMISED THE BAD FOOD AND ALCOHOL IS MAKING US PUKE AL OVER THE BAR
23:20 UTC - WE UPDATE THE UPDATES WITH MORE CRAP MESSAGES
23:45 UTC - BACK TO THE TITTYBAR
00:23 UTC - WE SHOULD GO BACK TO THE SERVERS BUT WE CAN POST UPDATES VIA OUR IPHONE SO WE TAKE MORE TEQUILLA |
CyrelluZ
Deceptional Technologies
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:18 -
[3483] - Quote
Last day of gaming time spent staring at the forums...
I have to say GGWPCCP
Sure it can't be helped...... but the sadness is looming :( |
Gentle Insert
House Bacardi
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:23 -
[3484] - Quote
Crucial King wrote:All this mumble about "I want my game... let me shoot sh*t... CCP this... CCP that... Give me free stuff..." yet no one thought of the poor Dev's & Techs that are working hard to get the game back online. Shame on you.
If any Dev's read this, thank you for your hard work and effort. It's appreciated.
Sucking ass isnt going to get you free stuff either. |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:25 -
[3485] - Quote
Guys we been working for you guys and upgraded this Threadnaught but we need you to stop idling or this will happen |
Calsashe
Crayola Magic
Alternate Allegiance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:33 -
[3486] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
Forecast of next updates:
19:30 UTC - NOPE
20:00 UTC - STILL NOPE
20:30 UTC - STOP CRYING! GET A LIFE
21:00 UTC - WHO MIGHT HAVE GUESSED: NOPE
21:30 UTC - GOING HOME, TRY AGAIN TOMORROW |
Tisphone Naari
The Dark Asters
Corrosive.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:37 -
[3487] - Quote
Hiccups like this don't happen all the time and you are keeping us as informed as you can.
Thank you so much for hard work. |
Frank Hoban
Serious Business Inc. Ltd. LLC. etc.
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:38 -
[3488] - Quote
This outage highlights the fact that I have a pretty bad Eve Online addiction. Thankyou Eve Online... no no really... thankyou. Oh please god fix it now. Fix it for the love all that's just and holy. I need to see my space ship fly.... oh my sweet little space ship out there all by itself.... |
TheBigHunt
XVeme Apolinaris
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:49 -
[3489] - Quote
Hey CCP guys, good luck, you must have a hard time but we trust in you and we look forward to lllllllogggggg ooonnnnnnnn!!!
Dont forget to take vitamins, energy drinks and everything needed to stay up tonight and fix the issue
Cheers
TBH |
Jerome Falken
ECB - fr
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:51 -
[3490] - Quote
*frozen hamsters* |
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Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
94
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:51 -
[3491] - Quote
Once upon a time there was a 98-year old woman whose billionaire husband died. The woman had inherited all of her deceased husband's fortune and decided she would see if she could remarry herself a fine young man. So, she walked into a bar and announced to all the men that she had inherited billions of dollars and would marry the guy with the biggest d**k.
Now of course this woman wasn't all that in the looks department, as a matter of fact she looked more like a shriveled prune then a human being. But, the guys didn't care because they knew this old lady would croak soon and they would get all that money. The woman then told the men to stiff themselves up to full erection and lay their d**ks on a long table. They did what she said. All of a sudden, two gay guys walked into the bar, looked at the table and said "A buffet!" |
James Bullseye
Szent Korona Klub
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:54 -
[3492] - Quote
Amak Boma wrote:my officer fitted ARCHON in wormhole. nooooooooooo tommorow my wormhole pos runs out of fuel
I feel sorry fot it it. |
SHADOWWALKER shadows
Haight Industries LLC
No Forks Given
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:55 -
[3493] - Quote
Amak Boma wrote:my officer fitted ARCHON in wormhole. nooooooooooo tommorow my wormhole pos runs out of fuel
HA you not the only one man, I got 3 pos's in my wh with over a hundred bil in them needing to be fueled and your worried about your shiny little archon |
Ben Bernannke
Vickery Mining Corporation
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:36:13 -
[3494] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i28UEoLXVFQ |
Emma Verondi
MSE-corp
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:36:16 -
[3495] - Quote
smkdeb1 wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2xnWYx8YK8
Did you ust use Bing search?!
"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
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Aurelius Exodus
Pride and Glory
H0N0UR
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:36:16 -
[3496] - Quote
CCP, legit question. can we have 1mil sp for every day tranquility is down?
Thankyou. |
Hedstrom Bukandara
Space Squirrels Unite
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:36:18 -
[3497] - Quote
Tyson Paige wrote:I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
This. So this. Lmao. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
28
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:36:25 -
[3498] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:
A pegasus! you didn't tell me that was an option.... i gotta weigh my options now
Well... there are many pegasi left in the world. I figured you would want the last Unicorn because it's special. There's plenty of other "mythological" creatures up for options. |
Toro Conde
Pineview Angus
Moose Alliance
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:36:37 -
[3499] - Quote
Tobias Acuerdo wrote:Dradis Aulmais wrote:Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
(A) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Estrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
(B) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.
(C) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects - yes, 100% of all these men:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
Figures that it took a Canook to figure that one out.
.... and then turned into Caitlyn Jenner? O.O
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
127
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:36:40 -
[3500] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:yes Liam you are right. unicorns need big lemons
Whoa! let's not be too hasty to make assumptions here....
Lemons could maybe need Pegasi (pegasuses)... it is a big unviverse out there after all :)
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Norek Crendraven
Empire of the Forsaken
Dark Crusade
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:36:41 -
[3501] - Quote
Hedstrom Bukandara wrote:Inspiration wrote:I always say EVE is still in BETA after 10 years as there is a downtime each day. No sensible game developer would allow this in a release version and have it dominate the game play.
Last week I saw this confirmed in something so simple as not right aligning all numeric columns within grids and not giving the values in it all the same number of digits. Such a rookie mistake in UI design should never linger in any software for more then a day and the developer should notice and fix it them-self or risk getting verbally murdered by a co-worker.
Today, I stand corrected...
EVE is still very much not even in BETA stage after 10 years!
This game has no bright future with such a studio in control!
Surely you jest...
I really want that guy to continue playing, and I REALLY hope he's a miner. Cause then we can gank him!
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Crucial King
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:36:47 -
[3502] - Quote
Gentle Insert wrote:Crucial King wrote:All this mumble about "I want my game... let me shoot sh*t... CCP this... CCP that... Give me free stuff..." yet no one thought of the poor Dev's & Techs that are working hard to get the game back online. Shame on you.
If any Dev's read this, thank you for your hard work and effort. It's appreciated. Sucking ass isnt going to get you free stuff either.
No free stuff was asked for. |
Korona Burns
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:36:53 -
[3503] - Quote
http://www.oldspooks.com/missile_damage.html
Still working on it but it is almost useable. |
Cluckers Chicken
Karrimor Corporation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:36:54 -
[3504] - Quote
This poor chicken is getting upset need to mine! Any word on what to do until it is up and running other than post here that is. |
vccv
61
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:02 -
[3505] - Quote
Ok, time to put Fozzie in the wheel! Release the hamsters, grab the whips and lets get things moving! |
Duramora Kado
Mindstar Technology
Get Off My Lawn
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:17 -
[3506] - Quote
Ezra Endashi wrote:Still not fixed? Shell we get some kind of reimbursement?
Yes! They are giving you 9 hours to enjoy life away from EVE!! |
Tillblik Mangeiri
Major League Infidels
Size Really Doesn't Matter
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:22 -
[3507] - Quote
If we can't log in, who will mine all the ice? |
Stvndog
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
40
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:36 -
[3508] - Quote
Amak Boma wrote:my officer fitted ARCHON in wormhole. nooooooooooo tommorow my wormhole pos runs out of fuel
please msg me where, and I'll gladly relay theinfo to our POS refueling team, We have specialized torpedoes that inject your POS with fuel on impact, trust me |
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CCP Phantom
C C P
C C P Alliance
5915
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:39 -
[3509] - Quote
While we are all waiting for TQ to be available again, I would like to point out to this freshly released CCP video explaining the new sovereignty system.
Check out the Sovereignty Overview video!
CCP Phantom - Senior Community Developer - Volunteer Manager
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Thraktan Sal-Solo
Virgin Plc
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:40 -
[3510] - Quote
Its a bummer that the game has been down all day. That being said though I appreciate that you keep us posted every 30 on status.
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Dradis Aulmais
RW Vindicator Connection
Phoebe Freeport Republic
962
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:45 -
[3511] - Quote
3 stranded sailors are captured by cannibals....
The sailors are brought to the leader of the cannibal tribe. He tells them they must go into the jungle, get 10 of one thing, and bring it back.
All the sailors leave at the same time.
The first sailor to return brings 10 apples. The tribe leader looks at the sailor and tells him that he must put all of the apples up his ass without making a facial expression or else he will be killed and eaten. He puts 1 apple up his ass, then tries a second, and yells in pain with tears streaming down his face. He is killed and eaten.
The second sailor to return brings back 10 grapes. The tribe leader explains the same rules to him as given to the first sailor, and points to the dead roasting body of his fellow sailor. With confidence he pulls down his pants, and begins putting the grapes up his ass. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... he begins laughing, and he is taken and killed.
As the second sailor arrives in heaven, the first sailor, puzzled, asks him, "Why did you laugh? you could have easily put all of the grapes up your ass."
The first sailor replies with, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third sailor coming back with pineapples."
Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896
Free The Scope Three
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Charnen Xar'ro
FINENA Energy Services
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:48 -
[3512] - Quote
We all know whats really happening. The EVE Gate is collapsing a second time, and CCP is making preparations to install the NEW Eve Online. Say goodbye to space battles and industry everyone....the game is now about rebuilding society and trying to scratch a meager existence in these new dark times. |
veolias
Skyjack industries
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:48 -
[3513] - Quote
Crucial King wrote:All this mumble about "I want my game... let me shoot sh*t... CCP this... CCP that... Give me free stuff..." yet no one thought of the poor Dev's & Techs that are working hard to get the game back online. Shame on you.
If any Dev's read this, thank you for your hard work and effort. It's appreciated.
I go into a coffee shop and pay for coffee.. I want coffee, not to hear how hard someone is "trying" to get me coffee :)
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Biosoga
Too Legit Too Quit
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:48 -
[3514] - Quote
MOM? |
Law Enforcement
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:53 -
[3515] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - SERVER IS ****** - NO ETA - WE ARE GOING HOME - WILL TRY AGAIN TOMORROW
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Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
19
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:56 -
[3516] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:yes Liam you are right. unicorns need big lemons Whoa! let's not be too hasty to make assumptions here.... Lemons could maybe need Pegasi (pegasuses)... it is a big unviverse out there after all :)
i prefer lemons on a unicorn |
Tyson Paige
Hammer of Hephaestus
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:56 -
[3517] - Quote
Why is It called a mumble server?! Speak up people! |
Tobias Acuerdo
Lone Star Liquidations Llc
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:59 -
[3518] - Quote
Dradis Aulmais wrote:Once there was a girl who went to a Catholic school.
While there, she always fell asleep.
At one point, the teacher called on her and asked "Who is the son of God?"
The boy behind her tried to wake her up so he did so by poking her butt with his pencil.
The girl jumped and yelled "JESUS CHRIST!"
The teacher looked at her surprised and said "Correct!"
Later on the teacher called on her again. This time she asked "Who is our lord in Heaven?"
The boy woke her up again by poking her in the butt with his pencil.
The girl jumped again and yelled "GOD ALMIGHTY!"
The teacher said "Excellent!"
Towards the end of the day, the teacher called on her one last time. She asked her "What did Eve say after Adam and Eve had their 7th child?"
The boy once again poked her in the butt with his pencil.
She jumped and was furious this time. She screamed "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL SNAP IT IN HALF!"
The teacher fainted.
Its easy to see how you spend your bouts of insomnia. Write more, sleep less. |
Fuzzy TheBear
Angels of Ptah
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:02 -
[3519] - Quote
Anyone know what the record for downtime is ?
It's been a solid 8.5 hours of downtime just curious ..
And one more < hiccups > for the road .. |
Sir Constantin
36
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:03 -
[3520] - Quote
Man this is a long day for the developers.
As a tech nerd I would like to see later a devlog with what happened and how they manage to fix the issue. |
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Danny Nuttall
WarRavens
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:13 -
[3521] - Quote
i feel like im in rehab
Aka the MatchMaker
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Turgle Miner
Eve Transportation
Amarr Separatist Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:23 -
[3522] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRGljemfwUE |
moondrak
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:30 -
[3523] - Quote
the real truth here is the hamster that powers there cluster made a break for it ... and now there trying to find him ! |
Azorius Cendrescion
ICE is Coming to EVE
Goonswarm Federation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:30 -
[3524] - Quote
This posting rate is insane, we don't even have time to read all of them. |
Koraz Okanata
Kore S Infinite
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:32 -
[3525] - Quote
Dev blog video needed asap! |
KenFlorian
Jednota Inc
23
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:38 -
[3526] - Quote
Tillblik Mangeiri wrote:If we can't log in, who will mine all the ice?
CODE will help us catch up. |
Ripblade Falconpunch
Centurion Logistics
268
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:39 -
[3527] - Quote
SHADOWWALKER shadows wrote:Amak Boma wrote:my officer fitted ARCHON in wormhole. nooooooooooo tommorow my wormhole pos runs out of fuel HA you not the only one man, I got 3 pos's in my wh with over a hundred bil in them needing to be fueled and your worried about your shiny little archon
You should have spent that hundred billion on a few extra brain cells..... maybe then you would have realized that waiting till the last few days to get your POS fueled is never, ever a good idea. |
Caboosette
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:40 -
[3528] - Quote
Ripblade Falconpunch wrote:Caboosette wrote:At this point 164 pages of customers that have not gotten their shipments of the finest munitions from WiNGSPAN Delivery Services. They demand service!!! To see some of our best deliveries, go to this channel! https://www.youtube.com/user/wingspantt 100+ pages later, and still nobody gives a f#ck about Wingspan..... shocking.
Well sir if you would be so kind as to give me your location. As soon as our life comes back online, I will forward this to our delivery agents. We should be able to help you with your "giving a f#ck" issue. By delivering you the best munitions in New Eden.
o7 |
Tobias Acuerdo
Lone Star Liquidations Llc
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:49 -
[3529] - Quote
Less than 24 pgs to go for 200! |
Great Spirit
Estonian Ghosts
Aureus Alae
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:51 -
[3530] - Quote
THE END |
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Alicia Star-Runner
Expansive Mining and Industral Engineering
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:51 -
[3531] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:yes Liam you are right. unicorns need big lemons Whoa! let's not be too hasty to make assumptions here.... Lemons could maybe need Pegasi (pegasuses)... it is a big unviverse out there after all :)
I like you Lemon, You amuse me. So long as I can have a Nessie we should be ok. |
Mia Bouchovci
EXPCS Corp
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:56 -
[3532] - Quote
well played :D |
veolias
Skyjack industries
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:56 -
[3533] - Quote
CCP Phantom wrote:While we are all waiting for TQ to be available again, I would like to point out to this freshly released CCP video explaining the new sovereignty system. Check out the Sovereignty Overview video!
stop making videos and get busy with the repairs bro |
Samuel doTiri
Berzerks Inc.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:58 -
[3534] - Quote
Hiho Eve-Guys,
you do a good job. Go on. |
Nerin Slate
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:38:59 -
[3535] - Quote
Crucial King wrote:All this mumble about "I want my game... let me shoot sh*t... CCP this... CCP that... Give me free stuff..." yet no one thought of the poor Dev's & Techs that are working hard to get the game back online. Shame on you.
If any Dev's read this, thank you for your hard work and effort. It's appreciated.
Aren't those poor Dev's and Techs paid to provide a game that we the user base pay for?
TQ being down due to poor testing or some mistake in implementing the patch does not earn the Devs/techs pity. |
Stvndog
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
40
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:39:00 -
[3536] - Quote
CCP Phantom wrote:While we are all waiting for TQ to be available again, I would like to point out to this freshly released CCP video explaining the new sovereignty system. Check out the Sovereignty Overview video!
I think it should be titled, "How Fozzie SOV Broke EVE" |
Aesop Book
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:39:01 -
[3537] - Quote
Sir Constantin wrote:Man this is a long day for the developers.
As a tech nerd I would like to see later a devlog with what happened and how they manage to fix the issue.
In a musical montage. Eye of the Tiger maybe? |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:39:06 -
[3538] - Quote
Nearly 20 pages to go , you guys can do this, we know you can, Threadworms best worms
http://gifland.us/572225 |
Amak Boma
Dragon Factory
136
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:39:11 -
[3539] - Quote
downtime vs players - evryone is podded even in station. CCP stop CUTTING power cord's with scissors use KNIFE |
Igtoo
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:39:13 -
[3540] - Quote
Cluckers Chicken wrote:This poor chicken is getting upset need to mine! Any word on what to do until it is up and running other than post here that is.
http://worldofwarships.com/ |
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Crucial King
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:39:14 -
[3541] - Quote
veolias wrote:Crucial King wrote:All this mumble about "I want my game... let me shoot sh*t... CCP this... CCP that... Give me free stuff..." yet no one thought of the poor Dev's & Techs that are working hard to get the game back online. Shame on you.
If any Dev's read this, thank you for your hard work and effort. It's appreciated. I go into a coffee shop and pay for coffee.. I want coffee, not to hear how hard someone is "trying" to get me coffee :)
Not the same thing, buddy. |
gobbybobby
Negative-Impact
Back and Forth
52
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:39:15 -
[3542] - Quote
Fuzzy TheBear wrote:Anyone know what the record for downtime is ?
It's been a solid 8.5 hours of downtime just curious ..
And one more < hiccups > for the road ..
Was down for a week in 2010
http://community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/tq-move-outage-details/ |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:39:20 -
[3543] - Quote
Tillblik Mangeiri wrote:If we can't log in, who will mine all the ice?
it's the next Ice Age, man! The miners were all that were holding it back! Game over! |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
127
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:39:23 -
[3544] - Quote
CCP Phantom wrote:While we are all waiting for TQ to be available again, I would like to point out to this freshly released CCP video explaining the new sovereignty system. Check out the Sovereignty Overview video!
#CCPphantomneedzhugs |
Elbreck Nolm
Minmatar Brotherhood
Ushra'Khan
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:39:28 -
[3545] - Quote
Tony Lennelluc wrote:Indi man wrote:Scotty we need more power! First star trek quote ive seen !!! Kudos ! lol
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who donGÇÖt.
^ Many lols |
Panthe3 Black
The Branded Few
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:39:30 -
[3546] - Quote
Fuzzy TheBear wrote:Anyone know what the record for downtime is ?
It's been a solid 8.5 hours of downtime just curious ..
And one more < hiccups > for the road ..
we had a week before |
Norek Crendraven
Empire of the Forsaken
Dark Crusade
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:39:33 -
[3547] - Quote
Crucial King wrote:Gentle Insert wrote:Crucial King wrote:All this mumble about "I want my game... let me shoot sh*t... CCP this... CCP that... Give me free stuff..." yet no one thought of the poor Dev's & Techs that are working hard to get the game back online. Shame on you.
If any Dev's read this, thank you for your hard work and effort. It's appreciated. Sucking ass isnt going to get you free stuff either. No free stuff was asked for.
That guy's just jealous that your very human remark to the people who keep our beloved game up and running 23/7, are having a tough day, and your remark SHOULD give you preferential treatment XD
Three cheers for CCP;
Hip Hip HOORAY
Hip Hip... |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
19
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:39:48 -
[3548] - Quote
Alicia Star-Runner wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:yes Liam you are right. unicorns need big lemons Whoa! let's not be too hasty to make assumptions here.... Lemons could maybe need Pegasi (pegasuses)... it is a big unviverse out there after all :) I like you Lemon, You amuse me. So long as I can have a Nessie we should be ok.
Trust her she's a vet!!
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AIR Kado
Capital Fusion.
Circle-Of-Two
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:39:51 -
[3549] - Quote
Resubbed by mistake and I don't get to log in waaayhay!! |
Cex
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:40:03 -
[3550] - Quote
With this long dt, when it comes up who's with me searching for fueless WH POS's! |
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Dominous Nolen
Powder and Ball Alchemists Union
79
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:40:04 -
[3551] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/GJBLtMB.gif[/img]
Good luck
Triaging problems be like:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/xPynX.jpg[/img]
This is EVE, Not Hello Kitty: Island Adventure
===================================
Powder and Ball Alchemists Union - "Turning Lead into Gold since 2008"
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Azunai Celestus
Dragron Riders Inc
Parental Supervision.
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:40:05 -
[3552] - Quote
jeff wayne's musical version of war of the worlds is getting me through this bug central! |
McBarnacle
Varangian Sentinels
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:40:08 -
[3553] - Quote
I want to know which dev is responsible for this mess cos in 9 months time they're on babysitting duty I promise you. |
Armagast Sin Truth
Blackstone and Fairfield Transuniversal
Sentinels of Sukanan Alliance
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:40:12 -
[3554] - Quote
Now we know how long 'Server Fatigue' Is |
Garion Audeles
UK Deepspace Mining
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:40:13 -
[3555] - Quote
I blame the CIA |
hab Crendraven
The Scope
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:40:20 -
[3556] - Quote
thanks for keeping us updated on the status of the servers, though i wish this information was available on the client. it took me a while realize that the issue was on your side and not mine. |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:40:31 -
[3557] - Quote
Guys, Today Iceland will receive a flow of angry people with torches and Pitchforks demanding the sacrifice of CCP Fozzie in the name of BOB! |
Haruko Sakiya
Kishoshima Dragonash Mining Corporation
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:40:32 -
[3558] - Quote
Calsashe wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
Forecast of next updates: 19:30 UTC - NOPE 20:00 UTC - STILL NOPE 20:30 UTC - STOP CRYING! GET A LIFE 21:00 UTC - WHO MIGHT HAVE GUESSED: NOPE 21:30 UTC - GOING HOME, TRY AGAIN TOMORROW
lets see you do better hmm? it is not like it is easy to fix a mess from something like this you know.... give these guys a break. I could never do their job. And knowing how mistakes happen... so sit back and chill for all of us who play games all day need to find something else to do when people are working hard to fix something we like to play. I can respect that of the people with in EVE.
Keep it up EVE, I got chat back!!! |
Marseillefrog
Blueprint Mania
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:40:52 -
[3559] - Quote
Hey, can we all pick out a free SKIN from the NES since the server was down for a while? Can't hurt to ask.
Edit: actually nevermind. Quick calculation and that is putting a lot of ISK into the Eve Economy out of nowhere. Probably not healthy. So maybe just go with a cheap 50m ISK implant. |
Hakutsuru Sake
Perkone
Caldari State
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:40:53 -
[3560] - Quote
CCP Phantom wrote:While we are all waiting for TQ to be available again, I would like to point out to this freshly released CCP video explaining the new sovereignty system. Check out the Sovereignty Overview video!
You should have put a crash and loading screen in that video |
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afkalt
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
1647
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:40:56 -
[3561] - Quote
Appreciate the frequent updates. Pass my sympathies to the techs, there but for the grace of God..... |
D'Mannin Black
Heaven and Earth
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:40:58 -
[3562] - Quote
almost to 200 pages guys. Keep it up YOU CAN DOOO ITTT!!! |
Velmahr
Evian Industries
EVIAN NATION
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:41:10 -
[3563] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HwFyL3RCfE |
Fitzwilliam Belloch
Corpus Ferrata
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:41:10 -
[3564] - Quote
Nerin Slate wrote:Crucial King wrote:All this mumble about "I want my game... let me shoot sh*t... CCP this... CCP that... Give me free stuff..." yet no one thought of the poor Dev's & Techs that are working hard to get the game back online. Shame on you.
If any Dev's read this, thank you for your hard work and effort. It's appreciated. Aren't those poor Dev's and Techs paid to provide a game that we the user base pay for? TQ being down due to poor testing or some mistake in implementing the patch does not earn the Devs/techs pity.
Translation: "I've never worked in QA and have no idea what I'm talking about" |
Titus Lancaster
The Tundra's Sword
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:41:10 -
[3565] - Quote
<-------- Trying to break my all time personal masturbation record before the servers come back up.
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Galleth
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:41:27 -
[3566] - Quote
I, for one, second the "we want Geckos as compensation" motion.
Of course I think everyone should get a single "cute little gecko" item in their hanger instead of those worthless drones... |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:41:32 -
[3567] - Quote
McBarnacle wrote:I want to know which dev is responsible for this mess cos in 9 months time they're on babysitting duty I promise you.
I want to know who your mom is, she'll be babysitting you posting on the internet for the next 9 months |
Emma Verondi
MSE-corp
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:41:43 -
[3568] - Quote
Here, have some of my Quafe:
http://rivvil.se/img/quafe.jpg
"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
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xvdfhn
Crepuscular DS
W.A.S. Alliance - Weapons Armor or Shield
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:41:48 -
[3569] - Quote
Curzon Dax - Forum Whiners Unite
|
Lux Levitas
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:41:52 -
[3570] - Quote
CCP Phantom wrote:While we are all waiting for TQ to be available again, I would like to point out to this freshly released CCP video explaining the new sovereignty system. Check out the Sovereignty Overview video!
Watched video, left with an unsettling impression of Arathi Basin in space
Player 1: EvE is life!
Player 2: Life's a bitch.
Player 1: I stand by my statement.
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Jatinegara
Blood Oath Foundation
DARKNESS.
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:41:54 -
[3571] - Quote
Free SP for wait...yeah? |
Tatsujin Kagaku
Dussault Enterprises
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:41:55 -
[3572] - Quote
Hey, this has a somewhat Def Lepard feel to it. *LIKE* |
Dumah Seraphim
Arcani Consolidated
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:42:02 -
[3573] - Quote
Koraz Okanata wrote:Dev blog video needed asap!
That would be awesome! |
bardghost Isu
Casteil Extraction Corporation
17
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:42:03 -
[3574] - Quote
Nerin Slate wrote:Crucial King wrote:All this mumble about "I want my game... let me shoot sh*t... CCP this... CCP that... Give me free stuff..." yet no one thought of the poor Dev's & Techs that are working hard to get the game back online. Shame on you.
If any Dev's read this, thank you for your hard work and effort. It's appreciated. Aren't those poor Dev's and Techs paid to provide a game that we the user base pay for? TQ being down due to poor testing or some mistake in implementing the patch does not earn the Devs/techs pity.
Testing on SISI is a completely different world completely. Less players on it plus the fact that it's an old mirror could hide a problem that will only show full scale when released onto TQ.... At least were getting updates for the first 6 years I spent gaming I had no internet so if a game was buggy then I had to deal with it no updates.. Good luck to the dev's ! |
SHADOWWALKER shadows
Haight Industries LLC
No Forks Given
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:42:18 -
[3575] - Quote
Titus Lancaster wrote:<-------- Trying to break my all time personal masturbation record before the servers come back up.
you know a GF are very good at handling that issue you got, they can ride it,swirl it and do many unspeakable things, you should get a gf bruh |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
127
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:42:28 -
[3576] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:Alicia Star-Runner wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:yes Liam you are right. unicorns need big lemons Whoa! let's not be too hasty to make assumptions here.... Lemons could maybe need Pegasi (pegasuses)... it is a big unviverse out there after all :) I like you Lemon, You amuse me. So long as I can have a Nessie we should be ok. Trust her she's a vet!!
aww ty Leila :) |
Hedstrom Bukandara
Space Squirrels Unite
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:42:36 -
[3577] - Quote
Charnen Xar'ro wrote:We all know whats really happening. The EVE Gate is collapsing a second time, and CCP is making preparations to install the NEW Eve Online. Say goodbye to space battles and industry everyone....the game is now about rebuilding society and trying to scratch a meager existence in these new dark times.
Is it bad that I for one would not be opposed to this..? |
maanvreter
Antwerpse Kerels
RAZOR Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:42:38 -
[3578] - Quote
im almost ready .... entosis link is so hard to hold on .... cant ....let .... CCP....win .......... |
Duckslayer
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Snuffed Out
58
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:42:44 -
[3579] - Quote
Quote:
Patch notes for Aegis Sovereignty 1.1
Released on Wednesday, July 15, 2015
Fixes:
Gameplay:
Old TCU bills from prior to Aegis Sovereignty have been automatically cancelled. Infrastructure Hubs will have generated their own new bills instead. (Make sure you pay your new I-Hub bills, otherwise the structure will be lost when the bill becomes overdue!)
Personal deployables (such as MTUs) can once again be deployed near acceleration gates.
User Interface:
Various typos in the new Sovereignty notifications have been fixed.
The message given when installing Infrastructure Hub upgrades with an upkeep cost has been corrected.
Why the 8 hour and counting downtime for this ^ update and not the full rollout yesterday? |
wattebausch
Bierfest
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:42:50 -
[3580] - Quote
Quote:19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE |
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Aurelius Exodus
Pride and Glory
H0N0UR
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:42:55 -
[3581] - Quote
Remember that one time Fozzie Sov came out and the eve server blew up? Oh wait......nvm.
Almost to 200 pages worth of **** posting, keep it up guys. |
Tony Lennelluc
Dragons of Stone and Steel
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:43:10 -
[3582] - Quote
Elbreck Nolm wrote:Tony Lennelluc wrote:Indi man wrote:Scotty we need more power! First star trek quote ive seen !!! Kudos ! lol There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who donGÇÖt. ^ Many lols
Yes I know bad joke considering the current situation lol
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who donGÇÖt.
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Earl oSatrun
Future Corps
Sleeper Social Club
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:43:13 -
[3583] - Quote
veolias wrote:Vipre Morte wrote:Take your time, make sure things are fixed the right way. :) don't say that, I wanna play eve b4 my 65th birthday
It'll be up within the day, I'm sure. |
Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:43:14 -
[3584] - Quote
I JUST LOGGED IN!!!! |
Law Enforcement
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:43:29 -
[3585] - Quote
CCP Phantom wrote:While we are all waiting for TQ to be available again, I would like to point out to this freshly released CCP video explaining the new sovereignty system. Check out the Sovereignty Overview video!
DISTRACTION TACTIC?????
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Propolis
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
57
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:43:31 -
[3586] - Quote
CCP - Just gonna say, any half decent software developer would have rolled back the god awful patch you've obviously not tested properly way before the near 9 hour mark to bring services back online.
I'm aware this is a game but end of the day it's still a service your clients have paid for. Any other service provider with this kind of QA / issue resolution wouldn't be surprised when droves of people quit. |
Kairos Antilles
Project Kairos
The Bastion
55
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:43:37 -
[3587] - Quote
Velmahr wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HwFyL3RCfE
It cannot be unseen. |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:43:39 -
[3588] - Quote
I want a PINK Skin for my Dominix! PIMP MY DOMIIIII |
jackie Altol
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:43:46 -
[3589] - Quote
"the essence of chaos"
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Stvndog
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
40
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:43:52 -
[3590] - Quote
Heres an Idea for compensation for this delay, ..... Remove this stupid Jump fatigue crap |
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Knarf Truesdale
Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms
Test Alliance Please Ignore
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:43:52 -
[3591] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Arzi Reece wrote:Dear CCP,
Have you tried unplugging it and then plugging it back in? The real solution is clearly taking the cartridge out and blowing in it.
WIN!
CCP 2009:-á-á http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgvM7av1o1Q
CCP 2012:-á http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r0KHMrjmk0
moar 2009 please.
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PtiXa
Muthim
Drama Sutra
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:43:57 -
[3592] - Quote
Quote:UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
...
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - APERITIF TIME |
Jita Sittin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:44:06 -
[3593] - Quote
Cadoc Credence wrote:I JUST LOGGED IN!!!!
LIES |
Sensei2630 Chakaid
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:44:09 -
[3594] - Quote
If I was on a courier mission to deliver goods for another player, would I loose my collateral due to server being down?? |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
127
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:44:10 -
[3595] - Quote
Cadoc Credence wrote:I JUST LOGGED IN!!!!
DRINK!
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vccv
61
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:44:16 -
[3596] - Quote
Don't complain. They could be like other companies which we won't speak of, that are ruining the entire gaming industry by charging you money every single time they implement a major patch. |
Maetel Lithium
did he say call it bestfriends club delivered
Dragon Knights Inc
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:44:22 -
[3597] - Quote
This is into major surgery territory. I hope when it's all over CCP gives us tech nerd a look into what happened? How this all went wrong, and how they fixed it. It sounds like, once the frustration passes of having to fix it, it'll be an interesting story. |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:44:28 -
[3598] - Quote
wattebausch wrote:Quote:19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
Cue mad scientist laugh.
Experiments! |
Retfird Rats
Mining Industrial and Research Collective
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:44:33 -
[3599] - Quote
This is seriously not fixed?!?
I have less than 2 hours of work left now. I already lost some play time before work and am really not wanting to lose any after work. Besides, I got some research projects that need delivered. If you (CCP) can put a couple of my unresearched ship BPOs to ME 10% to make up for this though, I'd appreciate it. ;) |
Ryan Austrene
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:44:54 -
[3600] - Quote
Titus Lancaster wrote:<-------- Trying to break my all time personal masturbation record before the servers come back up.
How many times have you fired silver bullets at the screen ? |
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Nerin Slate
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:45:06 -
[3601] - Quote
Fitzwilliam Belloch wrote:Nerin Slate wrote:Crucial King wrote:All this mumble about "I want my game... let me shoot sh*t... CCP this... CCP that... Give me free stuff..." yet no one thought of the poor Dev's & Techs that are working hard to get the game back online. Shame on you.
If any Dev's read this, thank you for your hard work and effort. It's appreciated. Aren't those poor Dev's and Techs paid to provide a game that we the user base pay for? TQ being down due to poor testing or some mistake in implementing the patch does not earn the Devs/techs pity. Translation: "I've never worked in QA and have no idea what I'm talking about"
Server is still down. I still don't feel sorry for the people whose job it is to fix it.
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Tramp Steamer
The Society of Odd Fellows
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:45:07 -
[3602] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
[/b]
Experimented? Oh dear, that's really not good at all..! |
Grisha Altol
Guards Assault Corps
Infinity Space.
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:45:18 -
[3603] - Quote
EVE after year |
Korona Burns
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:45:25 -
[3604] - Quote
veolias wrote:Crucial King wrote:All this mumble about "I want my game... let me shoot sh*t... CCP this... CCP that... Give me free stuff..." yet no one thought of the poor Dev's & Techs that are working hard to get the game back online. Shame on you.
If any Dev's read this, thank you for your hard work and effort. It's appreciated. I go into a coffee shop and pay for coffee.. I want coffee, not to hear how hard someone is "trying" to get me coffee :)
Really? No need to be difficult. Go back to your drinking game. You know the one where every time some whines you take a drink? |
Cex
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:45:27 -
[3605] - Quote
Exclusive for Prime Members: EVE Online Core Starter Pack [Online Game Code] for -ú3.74
I wonder how well that has sold! |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:45:33 -
[3606] - Quote
What will you think if you see a PINK Iteron Mark V Docking or UNDocking in Jita??
:P |
Stvndog
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
42
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:45:35 -
[3607] - Quote
HEY, WHERES THAT OPEN TS FOR EVREYONE??
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Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:45:36 -
[3608] - Quote
Sensei2630 Chakaid wrote:If I was on a courier mission to deliver goods for another player, would I loose my collateral due to server being down??
Yup.
But then again, you really shouldn't be doing courier missions that cross into downtime. |
Ted Rockson
eXtreme Co
Solyaris Chtonium
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:45:46 -
[3609] - Quote
Wheres the team at ccp #ITroom webcam entertain me. |
Titti Sabezan
SYNDIC Unlimited
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:45:48 -
[3610] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:yes Liam you are right. unicorns need big lemons
Have lemons -- would like unicorn (preferably pink with gold highlights, please)
Also a dev-cuddle
Thnx
PS Vote ThreadNaught!!! |
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Shanza Shahni
Baria Frontiers.
Stella Nova
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:45:49 -
[3611] - Quote
CCP Phantom wrote:While we are all waiting for TQ to be available again, I would like to point out to this freshly released CCP video explaining the new sovereignty system. Check out the Sovereignty Overview video!
Couldn't this be classed as cruel and unusual punishment |
Emma Verondi
MSE-corp
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:45:55 -
[3612] - Quote
Datu Agimat wrote:wattebausch wrote:Quote:19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE Cue mad scientist laugh. Experiments!
Progress require experimentation!
"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
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Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:45:56 -
[3613] - Quote
Propolis wrote:CCP - Just gonna say, any half decent software developer would have rolled back the god awful patch you've obviously not tested properly way before the near 9 hour mark to bring services back online.
Already been discussed.
edit: Hey, I'm caught up.
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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Dirk Lance
Wrecking Shots
Black Legion.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:46:07 -
[3614] - Quote
I feel like my 10/10 from late last night is going to expire before it's back up. |
ap0phis Kaundur
Concentrated Evil
The Marmite Collective
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:46:08 -
[3615] - Quote
Caboosette wrote:Ripblade Falconpunch wrote:Caboosette wrote:At this point 164 pages of customers that have not gotten their shipments of the finest munitions from WiNGSPAN Delivery Services. They demand service!!! To see some of our best deliveries, go to this channel! https://www.youtube.com/user/wingspantt 100+ pages later, and still nobody gives a f#ck about Wingspan..... shocking. Well sir if you would be so kind as to give me your location. As soon as our life comes back online, I will forward this to our delivery agents. We should be able to help you with your "giving a f#ck" issue. By delivering you the best munitions in New Eden. o7
So, from mining to torpedoes delivery? Nice turn m8
https://zkillboard.com/kill/44799019/ :) |
Juggy Spuds
Celestial Bonejob
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:46:08 -
[3616] - Quote
picked a bad day to come back on eve. paid, clicked play, sat back, sat back up again got up.... |
Tramp Steamer
The Society of Odd Fellows
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:46:10 -
[3617] - Quote
Maetel Lithium wrote:I hope when it's all over CCP gives us tech nerd a look into what happened? How this all went wrong, and how they fixed it. It sounds like, once the frustration passes of having to fix it, it'll be an interesting story.
You're right, that would be most interesting |
Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
19
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:46:35 -
[3618] - Quote
Russia has issued a State of Emergency as it appears several thousand Russians took to the streets to "suicide gank high sec noobs" |
Maikeru Asanari
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:46:35 -
[3619] - Quote
Timomantis Nabali wrote:Stu Pendisdick wrote:"What Operating System is it?"
"Vista"
"We're Going To Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'd lol if they were still running XP or server 2000 :P Oh CCP, why you so silly? :P
I was on a job last year and the customer wanted us to update some product we built like 15 years ago. They just wanted to rebuild with new seals and expect it to be all good. We told them that won't work with the other new systems and they asked why not? I looked him in the face and said, "Cause this program is run off DOS 3.1 and the CPU is a Pen 90 something. Hell the HD is in MB not GB. So now you see why we can't just upgrade the software and refurb the equipment?" |
Flashmala
Rogue Clones
Yulai Federation
43
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:46:42 -
[3620] - Quote
Soooooo many pages..... I have a headache....
Give the hamsters more Red Bull dammit!
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
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Stieg Blomkvist
315 Miners
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:46:57 -
[3621] - Quote
Well chilling out with a glass of wine here.
Hope you CCP guys can solve the problem, allowing me a couple of hours game time here before I need bed. But if you can't, I can only hope this time tomorrow I will get back to the best MMO game.
And to all the eve addicts out there, hang in, am sure the CCP guys are doing what they can. |
Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
40
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:47:00 -
[3622] - Quote
Juggy Spuds wrote:picked a bad day to come back on eve. paid, clicked play, sat back, sat back up again got up....
You think you got it bad... I bought 6 PLEX before finding out the server was down.
._. |
Zealous Miner
Did I Do That
291
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:47:06 -
[3623] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON
Y-...You monsters!
#FreeTranquility2015
#SayNoToServerAbuse
#HashtagsForHashtags
Fedo. Fedo? Fedo!
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Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
99
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:47:09 -
[3624] - Quote
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. All he needed to do was somehow get to the airport, and then he'd be home-free.
So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home. He offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc...
The cabbie said, ''If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!''
So the businessman was forced to hitchhike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck.
The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.
The businessman got in the first cab in the line, ''How much for a ride to the airport,'' he asked?
''Fifteen bucks,'' came the reply.
''And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?''
''What?! Get the hell out of my cab.''
The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.
When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked, ''How much for a ride to the airport?''
The cabbie replied, ''Fifteen bucks.''
The businessman said, ''OK,'' and off they went. Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs, the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each of the other drivers. |
Garion Audeles
UK Deepspace Mining
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:47:11 -
[3625] - Quote
Thulium Strauss wrote:Guys, Today Iceland will receive a flow of angry people with torches and Pitchforks demanding the sacrifice of CCP Fozzie in the name of BOB!
Can we burn his long ship? |
Befreier
Mind Collapse
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:47:18 -
[3626] - Quote
Retfird Rats wrote:This is seriously not fixed?!?
I have less than 2 hours of work left now. I already lost some play time before work and am really not wanting to lose any after work. Besides, I got some research projects that need delivered. If you (CCP) can put a couple of my unresearched ship BPOs to ME 10% to make up for this though, I'd appreciate it. ;)
Srsly? You guys are pissing me off with this stupid "gimme stuff".
How about you shut the f*ck up and let the dev-¦s work without acting like a *****? |
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
24
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:47:27 -
[3627] - Quote
I'm in it for the 200 page haul..... How about you? |
Tatsujin Kagaku
Dussault Enterprises
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:47:31 -
[3628] - Quote
Thulium Strauss wrote:What will you think if you see a PINK Iteron Mark V Docking or UNDocking in Jita??
:P
I will think it's fixed, since I have to be logged in to see that! |
Vivid1
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Snuffed Out
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:47:33 -
[3629] - Quote
Inspiration wrote:I always say EVE is still in BETA after 10 years as there is a downtime each day. No sensible game developer would allow this in a release version and have it dominate the game play.
Last week I saw this confirmed in something so simple as not right aligning all numeric columns within grids and not giving the values in it all the same number of digits. Such a rookie mistake in UI design should never linger in any software for more then a day and the developer should notice and fix it them-self or risk getting verbally murdered by a co-worker.
Today, I stand corrected...
EVE is still very much not even in BETA stage after 10 years!
This game has no bright future with such a studio in control!
Please quit eve |
Tawrich Tistrya
Mining Tec Industries inc.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:47:33 -
[3630] - Quote
http://fuckyouyoufuckingfuckers.com/
There , that should help half the ppl posting atm. |
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1MHB1
Legiao Portuguesa
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:47:40 -
[3631] - Quote
Hope CCP make a good work now, all us wait for play good luck with fix....
maybe today? oh well let's see.
Regards,
1MHB1 |
TigerXtrm
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
1186
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:47:44 -
[3632] - Quote
Jesus christ guys, what did you break?
My YouTube Channel - EVE Tutorials & other game related things!
My Website - Blogs, Livestreams & Forums
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Locke Eistiras
State War Academy
Caldari State
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:48:05 -
[3633] - Quote
I think when they get this fixed they should have to line their biggest ships up for us to open fire on....I'll feel better then lol |
Marseillefrog
Blueprint Mania
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:48:06 -
[3634] - Quote
Maetel Lithium wrote:This is into major surgery territory. I hope when it's all over CCP gives us tech nerd a look into what happened? How this all went wrong, and how they fixed it. It sounds like, once the frustration passes of having to fix it, it'll be an interesting story.
Fan Fest 2016 Keynote: " How we screwed up the servers" |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
28
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:48:27 -
[3635] - Quote
Titti Sabezan wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:yes Liam you are right. unicorns need big lemons Have lemons -- would like unicorn (preferably pink with gold highlights, please) Also a dev-cuddle Thnx PS Vote ThreadNaught!!!
No can do on the unicorn specifics you requested. I'll see what I can do about a "dev-cuddle". Also, you're doing it wrong, it's "Vote Liam for CSM XI" |
Aesop Book
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:48:35 -
[3636] - Quote
Korona Burns wrote:veolias wrote:Crucial King wrote:All this mumble about "I want my game... let me shoot sh*t... CCP this... CCP that... Give me free stuff..." yet no one thought of the poor Dev's & Techs that are working hard to get the game back online. Shame on you.
If any Dev's read this, thank you for your hard work and effort. It's appreciated. I go into a coffee shop and pay for coffee.. I want coffee, not to hear how hard someone is "trying" to get me coffee :) Really? No need to be difficult. Go back to your drinking game. You know the one where every time some whines you take a drink?
That's crazy talk. If he did that in this forum he'd be dea............oh that's not very nice at all. |
Toro Conde
Pineview Angus
Moose Alliance
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:48:39 -
[3637] - Quote
OK, 1 more time, TELL the GM's they CANNOT put their coffee cups on the servers! |
ZZWolf47
130 Panzer Lehr
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:48:40 -
[3638] - Quote
Due to the lost online time.. what are we getting for the loss? We are loosing ISK for the shortage... we getting a free day of game time due to the shortage? |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:48:51 -
[3639] - Quote
#THREADWORMSUNITE |
Lebowski2012
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:48:55 -
[3640] - Quote
Something must be seriously wrong.
well, tonight its hello kitty adventure island .....
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GreyJackal
No Refunds.
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:49:02 -
[3641] - Quote
Cadoc Credence wrote:Russia has issued a State of Emergency as it appears several thousand Russians took to the streets to "suicide gank high sec noobs"
Yeah - Ukraine. |
Arterion
Fr33 Banking and Trade
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:49:04 -
[3642] - Quote
They need to replace the hamsters with MINIONS!!!
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Drazjar Padecain
The Retired Officers Club
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:49:10 -
[3643] - Quote
Upboated! |
Jake Reece
Unimatrix003
22
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:49:12 -
[3644] - Quote
I hope they will finish before my POS runs out of fuel :/ |
Jarsoom Blade
Blade's Legion
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:49:24 -
[3645] - Quote
Thread still going, awesome. CCP probably worked their butts off today, and still going, also awesome. Hope it gets resolved soon so CCP can get some sleep and we all get to brutally kill each other again :) <3 |
Hans Downerpanze
Long Strange Trip
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:49:32 -
[3646] - Quote
A man's wife was complaining her boob were to small. After a good bit of complaining the husband told her to rub toilet paper on them and they will grow. Wife tried it for a week and said to her husband that they were growing. Husband said I don't know what to tell you, it worked for your butt. |
xion cyrus
Jenk Corp
The Consortium of Worlds
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:49:35 -
[3647] - Quote
trollbump |
Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated
Fidelas Constans
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:49:36 -
[3648] - Quote
200 PAGE HERE WE COME ! |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
21
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:49:52 -
[3649] - Quote
Cadoc Credence wrote:Russia has issued a State of Emergency as it appears several thousand Russians took to the streets to "suicide gank high sec noobs"
liar, we are helping the community |
Norek Crendraven
Empire of the Forsaken
Dark Crusade
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:49:53 -
[3650] - Quote
AIR Kado wrote:Resubbed by mistake and I don't get to log in waaayhay!!
I's alright mate, you're in CoT, nothing fun every happens with them. Except this one time, when we encountered THE GigX
https://zkillboard.com/kill/46677520/ & https://zkillboard.com/kill/46677533/
He was pretty elite.
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Hogeron Amelan
Marquie-X.
Ev0ke
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:49:59 -
[3651] - Quote
Quick get the server up or I will have to buy premium on WOT !! |
Calleigh Watkins
Choke-Hold
Symmetric Symbiosis
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:50:02 -
[3652] - Quote
I was here |
Big Lynx
3373
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:50:03 -
[3653] - Quote
WTS Reallifes |
Wolfensrevenge
Black Aces
Against ALL Authorities
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:50:04 -
[3654] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Steijn wrote:another clusterf**k. Quite literally. We're working on it!
Went to bed......woke up........ still broken. I laughed my ass off ROFL.
I know your not laughing but one day this **** will be funny. Keep trying guys. |
Vidor
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
22
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:50:14 -
[3655] - Quote
Kasi Briccius wrote:OK, so, I'm going to try outside, I think the door will open. I will let you all know how it turns out, if the air is good for consumption or not. If I don't make it you all can haz my stuffs.
Huh? Outside? Where's that? Is that in Europe?
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Konrad Kane
130
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:50:15 -
[3656] - Quote
I've just spent 'quality time' with my family.
Dear God help me. |
alittlebirdy
All Hail The Liopleurodon
63
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:50:16 -
[3657] - Quote
With all the (bad) changes ccp keeps making to the game at least we can always count on one thing never changing, them screwing up the server. Of course this is not even a long DT yet compared to some.
Really what is the point of the test server, not like the beta map that was a opt out not in thing is not on the live server... not like it stopped massive issues...
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
128
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:50:28 -
[3658] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Titti Sabezan wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:yes Liam you are right. unicorns need big lemons Have lemons -- would like unicorn (preferably pink with gold highlights, please) Also a dev-cuddle Thnx PS Vote ThreadNaught!!! No can do on the unicorn specifics you requested. I'll see what I can do about a "dev-cuddle". Also, you're doing it wrong, it's "Vote Liam for CSM XI"
Vote Liam for CSM XI... but
hands off my unicorn! |
CoKKoC Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:50:30 -
[3659] - Quote
so another hamster has died today. oh well. RIP Hamster. |
Tillblik Mangeiri
Major League Infidels
Size Really Doesn't Matter
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:50:32 -
[3660] - Quote
hab Crendraven wrote:thanks for keeping us updated on the status of the servers, though i wish this information was available on the client. it took me a while realize that the issue was on your side and not mine.
It is on the client, the server status is unknown, and if you look at the page and read at all the TOP item leads you to this thread. Do not blame CCP for your inability to read. |
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Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:50:32 -
[3661] - Quote
Jake Reece wrote:I hope they will finish before my POS runs out of fuel :/
where is your pos? |
Arline Kley
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
597
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:50:33 -
[3662] - Quote
Maetel Lithium wrote:This is into major surgery territory. I hope when it's all over CCP gives us tech nerd a look into what happened? How this all went wrong, and how they fixed it. It sounds like, once the frustration passes of having to fix it, it'll be an interesting story. I invoke Rule 34 on this post (not THAT Rule 34..geez ) as it would involve photographs of Tranquility in a state of undress that would be most unreasonable!
"For it was said they had become like those peculiar demons, which dwell in matter but in whom no light may be found." - Father Grigori, Ravens 3:57
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Marseillefrog
Blueprint Mania
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:50:36 -
[3663] - Quote
Bob Donovitch wrote:I'm in it for the 200 page haul..... How about you?
Oh yeah you know it. At first I thought it was silly to post but at this point? Why not just pile on. The longer the thread, the longer the downtime. We are so bad we're funny. |
Owox RaazGor
The Hornets Cartel
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:50:39 -
[3664] - Quote
No pain, no EvE
"Pirates never die, they just go to hell to regroup"
No Mercy - Fly dangerous o7
Twitter: @ORazGor
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carnotite
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:50:42 -
[3665] - Quote
my two cents...
SP |
Captain Nuf
Zeura Brotherhood
Mordus Angels
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:50:43 -
[3666] - Quote
CCP Phantom wrote:While we are all waiting for TQ to be available again, I would like to point out to this freshly released CCP video explaining the new sovereignty system.
Check out the [url=https://youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0[/url]!
Rickrolled by CCP... DOH! I fell for that! Touche CCP Phantom |
Ripblade Falconpunch
Centurion Logistics
269
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:50:44 -
[3667] - Quote
ZZWolf47 wrote:Due to the lost online time.. what are we getting for the loss? We are loosing ISK for the shortage... we getting a free day of game time due to the shortage?
For your "compensation" for not being able to carebear for a few hours... you get.... just the tip..... |
Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
19
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:50:45 -
[3668] - Quote
GreyJackal wrote:Cadoc Credence wrote:Russia has issued a State of Emergency as it appears several thousand Russians took to the streets to "suicide gank high sec noobs" Yeah - Ukraine.
Wrong. Ukraine is considered Null-Sec
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Wahuumi Huumaii
The Albion
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:50:54 -
[3669] - Quote
We pulled aggro from Pluto |
Darirol
FEROX AQUILA
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:50:57 -
[3670] - Quote
Sensei2630 Chakaid wrote:If I was on a courier mission to deliver goods for another player, would I loose my collateral due to server being down??
no.
once the time to deliver runs out, your customer gets a new button on his contract "fail contract" as long as he doesnt hit that button you can deliver the contract as usually.
maybe its a good idea to send the guy a mail explaining whats going on and that he should not press the button.
once he clicks the button the contract is failed, he gets your collateral payment and you can keep his stuff. |
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Titti Sabezan
SYNDIC Unlimited
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:51:02 -
[3671] - Quote
veolias wrote:Crucial King wrote:All this mumble about "I want my game... let me shoot sh*t... CCP this... CCP that... Give me free stuff..." yet no one thought of the poor Dev's & Techs that are working hard to get the game back online. Shame on you.
If any Dev's read this, thank you for your hard work and effort. It's appreciated. I go into a coffee shop and pay for coffee.. I want coffee, not to hear how hard someone is "trying" to get me coffee :)
But think about the hamsters ... |
SHADOWWALKER shadows
Haight Industries LLC
No Forks Given
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:51:09 -
[3672] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:Cadoc Credence wrote:Russia has issued a State of Emergency as it appears several thousand Russians took to the streets to "suicide gank high sec noobs" liar, we are helping the community
HUH, russians helping the community miracle, you wanna help the newbro's afterwards?? |
Llish
State War Academy
Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:51:14 -
[3673] - Quote
Jake Reece wrote:I hope they will finish before my POS runs out of fuel :/
POS manufactures disagree |
Aurelius Exodus
Pride and Glory
H0N0UR
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:51:15 -
[3674] - Quote
CCP, im beggin you, please dont make me have to spend time in RL, its a scary place and I dont know how to survive there. I wanna go back to nullsec where its safe. Thankyou. |
Bennington
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:51:35 -
[3675] - Quote
Is it plugged in?
Have you tried unplugging it, waiting thirty seconds, and plugging it back in? |
The Golden Serpent
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
38
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:51:36 -
[3676] - Quote
:waves to everybody:
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Inspiration
136
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:51:41 -
[3677] - Quote
Agent Unknown wrote:Inspiration wrote:I always say EVE is still in BETA after 10 years as there is a downtime each day. No sensible game developer would allow this in a release version and have it dominate the game play.
Last week I saw this confirmed in something so simple as not right aligning all numeric columns within grids and not giving the values in it all the same number of digits. Such a rookie mistake in UI design should never linger in any software for more then a day and the developer should notice and fix it them-self or risk getting verbally murdered by a co-worker.
Today, I stand corrected...
EVE is still very much not even in BETA stage after 10 years!
This game has no bright future with such a studio in control!
Clearly you don't understand what's actually done during the downtime each day. There's processes that run against TQ that cannot be done live. These include things like belt replenishing, NPC orders, cleaning up all the junk in space in each node, and other housekeeping tasks. In speaking of downtime, I'm sure WoW is still in beta because it goes offline for several hours each week.
None of what you mentioned requires downtime, let alone daily.
In fact most of what you mention already spawns/de-spawns during the server being online!
Scripts can easily do all this in the background while the game is running!
As for WOW, I do not play it and yes, they too seem to have serious issues related to quality.
There are games that do NOT give this sort of bad user experience questionable game-play!
This is what I found on WOW btw:
http://www.engadget.com/2013/09/13/wow-archivist-a-rolled-back-history-of-realms/
http://www.engadget.com/2013/09/27/wow-archivist-a-rolled-back-history-of-realms-part-2/
What it comes down to is service quality being below even software standards!
Much of it is fixable and can be done with little effort and a few things require a lot of effort.
Are we the customers not worth that effort?
I am serious!
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Zyzak Pahineh
Points Mean Prizes
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:51:42 -
[3678] - Quote
Shout out for eve radio DJ Dunewolf o/ |
Ben Bernannke
Vickery Mining Corporation
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:51:43 -
[3679] - Quote
My feelings this moment, in a video-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muzqgUA0yQU |
Korona Burns
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:51:49 -
[3680] - Quote
This is not a complaint it is a question.
Is it that hard to completely back up a cluster before making changes to the system?
Just a question because I don't do clusters. |
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Captain Sircle
Perkone
Caldari State
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:51:56 -
[3681] - Quote
Cadoc Credence wrote:Russia has issued a State of Emergency as it appears several thousand Russians took to the streets to "suicide gank high sec noobs"
Vladimir Putin probably thought they were Awoxers from Europe and USA |
Allen Naskingar
UNITAS.
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:51:57 -
[3682] - Quote
is it up ye-- oh wait... |
kawajj
Teneo Sententis
Care Factor
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:51:58 -
[3683] - Quote
This is takin the **** now CCP
Is there no updates or ETA on server connection ?
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Marseillefrog
Blueprint Mania
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:52:00 -
[3684] - Quote
Konrad Kane wrote:I've just spent 'quality time' with my family.
Dear God help me.
Eve is Real (tm) |
Norek Crendraven
Empire of the Forsaken
Dark Crusade
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:52:02 -
[3685] - Quote
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
Oh God, they're experimenting on TQ!? What barbarism is this!? |
Ted Rockson
eXtreme Co
Solyaris Chtonium
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:52:05 -
[3686] - Quote
Time for Dabs, maybe it will be fix after |
Garnoo
Eternity INC.
Goonswarm Federation
189
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:52:07 -
[3687] - Quote
CCP killed eve... much faster than expected :D
People are going to try to ruin your day. Get together with others, ruin their day back --á EvE
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Haruko Sakiya
Kishoshima Dragonash Mining Corporation
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:52:09 -
[3688] - Quote
What is it with most of you people, are you guys little kids that fall and scrap a knee seriously need to cry for a missed day on the game? Come on as far as I know we are all adults here... but maybe I am assuming too much? |
Alfacinha
the muppets
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:52:16 -
[3689] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N_tupPBtWQ |
Daniel Walker
Profit Ventures
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:52:16 -
[3690] - Quote
OK, I am starting to get the *Shakes* now from EO withdrawals!
Maybe I should fire up my old Freelancer, Homeworld, or X2 Terran Connection game to get my space legs back in order!
Seriously, if EO should happen to die out, what other Space game would you be playing instead?
Maybe Perpetuum?
Like EO but with robots (Mechs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7nYCWADQ4k
What is your alternate favorite?
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Alexa Vanya-Estel
HC - DongerDudes 420
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:52:28 -
[3691] - Quote
Well this is my first proper Eve 'server issues' experience seen as I only started playing 6 weeks ago. So instead of playing, I used some of my time to watch an Eve movie. Time well spent cos it's pretty damn awesome.
Rooks & Kings (YouTube)
I'm sure many of you have already seen it. I loved it! :-D |
Mdes Ormand
Flux Technologies Inc
Gentlemen's.Parlor
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:52:31 -
[3692] - Quote
i want to play eve now!! :P |
Flatulance McFarts
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:52:31 -
[3693] - Quote
if its being experimented on that mean it actually started up???? maybe a bit more detail would calm people down. |
Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:52:33 -
[3694] - Quote
I spent the day redecorating my Strongholds in SWTOR.....
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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Wolfensrevenge
Black Aces
Against ALL Authorities
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:52:35 -
[3695] - Quote
GreyJackal wrote:Cadoc Credence wrote:Russia has issued a State of Emergency as it appears several thousand Russians took to the streets to "suicide gank high sec noobs" Yeah - Ukraine.
too soon ......... |
Rhaegal
Swamphole Inc.
Swamphole
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:52:37 -
[3696] - Quote
Aurelius Exodus wrote:CCP, im beggin you, please dont make me have to spend time in RL, its a scary place and I dont know how to survive there. I wanna go back to nullsec where its safe. Thankyou.
Spoken like a true renter. |
Bignfurrie
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:52:38 -
[3697] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CdMKJpA0pg
Sums it up. |
Maxish11
Raytheon Academy
Gentlemen's.Parlor
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:52:51 -
[3698] - Quote
Crucial King wrote:All this mumble about "I want my game... let me shoot sh*t... CCP this... CCP that... Give me free stuff..." yet no one thought of the poor Dev's & Techs that are working hard to get the game back online. Shame on you.
If any Dev's read this, thank you for your hard work and effort. It's appreciated.
Figures this would come from a Goon [Kiss Ass] We are how many hours out now and still no fix. Asking for a bit back for this problem is only natural as if you might have forgotten we pay for up time not down time so asking for a little SP or something else from my point of view is only right. Yes they are working hard to get us the game back but it is still down. But your a Goon so I forgive you the low IQ Quote.
Laters
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Crucial King
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:52:55 -
[3699] - Quote
Norek Crendraven wrote:AIR Kado wrote:Resubbed by mistake and I don't get to log in waaayhay!! I's alright mate, you're in CoT, nothing fun every happens with them. Except this one time
At band camp... |
Dradis Aulmais
RW Vindicator Connection
Phoebe Freeport Republic
963
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:52:56 -
[3700] - Quote
http://imgur.com/VVYVdeI
Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896
Free The Scope Three
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Kairos Antilles
Project Kairos
The Bastion
55
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:53:01 -
[3701] - Quote
Aurelius Exodus wrote:CCP, im beggin you, please dont make me have to spend time in RL, its a scary place and I dont know how to survive there. I wanna go back to nullsec where its safe. Thankyou.
I already had my Recommended Daily Allowance of RL for today. I don't want to overdose. |
SHADOWWALKER shadows
Haight Industries LLC
No Forks Given
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:53:01 -
[3702] - Quote
15 pages to go guys, lets finish strong!!! |
David Therman
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
83
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:53:12 -
[3703] - Quote
Locke Eistiras wrote:I think when they get this fixed they should have to line their biggest ships up for us to open fire on....I'll feel better then lol
Cue TQ crashing, because TiDi wouldn't engage when the masses start shooting at t¦¦h¦¦e¦¦ ¦¦s¦¦a¦¦c¦¦r¦¦i¦¦f¦¦i¦¦c¦¦i¦¦a¦¦l¦¦ ¦¦l¦¦a¦¦m¦¦b¦¦ Fozzie, and we all go through this again tomorrow... |
Caboosette
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:53:25 -
[3704] - Quote
ap0phis Kaundur wrote:Caboosette wrote:Ripblade Falconpunch wrote:Caboosette wrote:At this point 164 pages of customers that have not gotten their shipments of the finest munitions from WiNGSPAN Delivery Services. They demand service!!! To see some of our best deliveries, go to this channel! https://www.youtube.com/user/wingspantt 100+ pages later, and still nobody gives a f#ck about Wingspan..... shocking. Well sir if you would be so kind as to give me your location. As soon as our life comes back online, I will forward this to our delivery agents. We should be able to help you with your "giving a f#ck" issue. By delivering you the best munitions in New Eden. o7 So, from mining to torpedoes delivery? Nice turn m8 https://zkillboard.com/kill/44799019/ :)
I do not hide it... I started as a miner/hauler. I know I'm not the only one that has changed their profession. Fly safe(When we can again.)
o7 |
Primary This Rifter
4S Corporation
Goonswarm Federation
869
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:53:33 -
[3705] - Quote
How the **** is this 185 pages already? |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
21
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:53:33 -
[3706] - Quote
SHADOWWALKER shadows wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:Cadoc Credence wrote:Russia has issued a State of Emergency as it appears several thousand Russians took to the streets to "suicide gank high sec noobs" liar, we are helping the community HUH, russians helping the community miracle, you wanna help the newbro's afterwards??
i have no problem indocr#@ helping the newbros |
Guardian Decsendent
Polarized
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:53:39 -
[3707] - Quote
Can i bring a Drake? |
Abon
Pandorum Research Incorporated
225
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:53:40 -
[3708] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/GJBLtMB.gif[/img]
as a fellow IT guy i can very much relate to that. Rolled out a VOIP System on Monday...turned into a similar experience. |
Steijn
Quay Industries
996
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:53:45 -
[3709] - Quote
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
experimented on? you have got to be fcking kidding me? You really have no idea whats fcked this up have you? |
Natya Alekscyev
Pretty Hate Machine.
Symmetric Symbiosis
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:53:45 -
[3710] - Quote
Dang it CCP, kids gone, wife off and crap and when i finally feel the effects of FREEDOM!!! of coarse the server is down. Dont make me answer the call to interact in the Real World , give me my Eve. I am fiending , I even got holes in my arms already from scratching.
KILL FAST , DIE -áSLOW
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Marseillefrog
Blueprint Mania
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:54:00 -
[3711] - Quote
I almost sprayed coke all over my keyboard laughing so hard reading some of these responses. This is freaking hilarious! Keep it up Eve! |
Ezekiel Bonaparte
Deep Space Depot Distribution
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:54:04 -
[3712] - Quote
I'd like to say I got a lot of work done during this downtime.
Really I'd like to. Really. |
Kresh Vladir
24
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:54:05 -
[3713] - Quote
Jesus CCP I have just spent 5 hours talking to my wife, I learned new things about her that I did not know and I have just sat through a full episode of coronation street.
Hurry up!!!!!! I see her eyeing up the monopoly board. |
Emma Verondi
MSE-corp
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:54:06 -
[3714] - Quote
Entertain my brain DJ Dunewolf!
"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
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Tatsujin Kagaku
Dussault Enterprises
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:54:06 -
[3715] - Quote
Wahuumi Huumaii wrote:We pulled aggro from Pluto
I still dont trust that planet... any one tried to anchor a mining post yet? Or the pluto moons. Lets mine it and see what comes out!
New ore called disney? |
Oess Albosa
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:54:08 -
[3716] - Quote
Screw the hamster.
That's it CCP I'm on my way to run that wheel myself ! |
Tarkus Jedari
Operation Meatshield
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:54:29 -
[3717] - Quote
Learn how CCP runs their processor! -> http://learn.genetics.utah.edu/content/addiction/mouse/ |
Richard TheLordOfDance
Operation Fishbowl Inc.
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:54:37 -
[3718] - Quote
184 pages of pure entertainment ^^ Really takes me back to the olden days! |
Ripblade Falconpunch
Centurion Logistics
269
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:54:39 -
[3719] - Quote
Maxish11 wrote:Crucial King wrote:All this mumble about "I want my game... let me shoot sh*t... CCP this... CCP that... Give me free stuff..." yet no one thought of the poor Dev's & Techs that are working hard to get the game back online. Shame on you.
If any Dev's read this, thank you for your hard work and effort. It's appreciated. Figures this would come from a Goon [Kiss Ass] We are how many hours out now and still no fix. Asking for a bit back for this problem is only natural as if you might have forgotten we pay for up time not down time so asking for a little SP or something else from my point of view is only right. Yes they are working hard to get us the game back but it is still down. But your a Goon so I forgive you the low IQ Quote. Laters
More cheese to go with that whine?
I know your rental bill gives you a lot of overhead, but sheesh. I think you'll survive. |
yarasta Armer
Puffheads almost anonymous
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:54:39 -
[3720] - Quote
Panthe3 Black wrote:Fuzzy TheBear wrote:Anyone know what the record for downtime is ?
It's been a solid 8.5 hours of downtime just curious ..
And one more < hiccups > for the road .. we had a week before
lol, 2 minutes after that was posted the switchboard at samaritans crashed. |
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gobbybobby
Negative-Impact
Back and Forth
53
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:54:47 -
[3721] - Quote
man I am onto the second season of rewatching the IT Crowd... |
SHADOWWALKER shadows
Haight Industries LLC
No Forks Given
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:54:47 -
[3722] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:SHADOWWALKER shadows wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:Cadoc Credence wrote:Russia has issued a State of Emergency as it appears several thousand Russians took to the streets to "suicide gank high sec noobs" liar, we are helping the community HUH, russians helping the community miracle, you wanna help the newbro's afterwards?? i have no problem indocr#@ helping the newbros
Thats whats up, go join Brave and tell their allaince leader he doesn't know wtf he is doing and needs to grow a pair of balls,
pls and thank you
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Dradis Aulmais
RW Vindicator Connection
Phoebe Freeport Republic
963
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:54:47 -
[3723] - Quote
http://imgur.com/W0weV12
Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896
Free The Scope Three
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Tobias Frank
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:54:50 -
[3724] - Quote
Hi. |
Julio Iglesiaz
Julio Iglesiaz Corporation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:54:55 -
[3725] - Quote
What is going on over there ??
They have Greeks over there working on the issue ?
they are hosting their server in Greece ?
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Terry Gillan
Terry's Film Company
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:54:57 -
[3726] - Quote
15 pages is nothing... |
Baniya Blade
Modded corp
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:55:03 -
[3727] - Quote
This is prob new skill
Tranquility unknown - be patient |
Inspiration
136
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:55:08 -
[3728] - Quote
Garnoo wrote:CCP killed eve... much faster than expected :D
They have been trying it for years, but the population is so stubborn!
I am serious!
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Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
20
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:55:09 -
[3729] - Quote
Captain Sircle wrote:Cadoc Credence wrote:Russia has issued a State of Emergency as it appears several thousand Russians took to the streets to "suicide gank high sec noobs" Vladimir Putin probably thought they were Awoxers from Europe and USA
DEATH TO AMERICA
Too bad China can't get in on the fun. They're still playing Eve! Ha NOOBS |
Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
11817
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:55:10 -
[3730] - Quote
Natya Alekscyev wrote:Dang it CCP, kids gone, wife off and crap and when i finally feel the effects of FREEDOM!!! of coarse the server is down. Dont make me answer the call to interact in the Real World , give me my Eve. I am fiending , I even got holes in my arms already from scratching.
Why did I think of Tyrone? |
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Captain Sircle
Perkone
Caldari State
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:55:17 -
[3731] - Quote
I think whatever was in our skill que at the time the Clusterf**k happened should be fully completed to level 5 as compensation for our loss of game time. |
veolias
Skyjack industries
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:55:23 -
[3732] - Quote
Thx for the entertaining posts , but I just cant hold out any longer... hope it reaches 200 pages, but its time to find something else to do for this evening..
bye bye fellow capsuleers |
Korona Burns
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:55:32 -
[3733] - Quote
Alexa Vanya-Estel wrote:Well this is my first proper Eve 'server issues' experience seen as I only started playing 6 weeks ago. So instead of playing, I used some of my time to watch an Eve movie. Time well spent cos it's pretty damn awesome. Rooks & Kings (YouTube)I'm sure many of you have already seen it. I loved it! :-D
Watch them all. There are some great ones.
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Law Enforcement
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:55:32 -
[3734] - Quote
Haruko Sakiya wrote:What is it with most of you people, are you guys little kids that fall and scrap a knee seriously need to cry for a missed day on the game? Come on as far as I know we are all adults here... but maybe I am assuming too much?
Assumption is the mother of all f*ck ups |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:55:33 -
[3735] - Quote
Daniel Walker wrote:OK, I am starting to get the *Shakes* now from EO withdrawals! Maybe I should fire up my old Freelancer, Homeworld, or X2 Terran Connection game to get my space legs back in order! Seriously, if EO should happen to die out, what other Space game would you be playing instead? Maybe Perpetuum? Like EO but with robots (Mechs) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7nYCWADQ4k
What is your alternate favorite?
you sure the "shakes" are not hamburger withdrawal? |
Ekhss Nihilo
Ideal Machine
The Explicit Alliance
60
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:55:35 -
[3736] - Quote
Abon wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/GJBLtMB.gif[/img] as a fellow IT guy i can very much relate to that. Rolled out a VOIP System on Monday...turned into a similar experience.
My sympathies.
Been there.
Done that.
Got the t-shirt.
Burned it..
"The object in life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane."
-- Marcus Aurelius (AD 121-180)
|
Greg Keller
EVE University
Ivy League
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:55:49 -
[3737] - Quote
TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
So in other words you have no idea whats wrong :D jk
Good luck guys
|
Marne Deville
Paragon Trust
The Bastion
49
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:55:56 -
[3738] - Quote
Would Caitlyn Jenner technically be considered a neut?
http://dogfacedesign.com: EVE-Related Art House
|
Joshke
YIP.
35
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:55:57 -
[3739] - Quote
I'd count every hour DT for 1 mil free SP... |
Daeron Nordda
Sheild Wall Logistics LTD.
Arx Alliance
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:55:59 -
[3740] - Quote
The downtime did at least give me the opportunity to upgrade my account. Now I can join all the other angry customers. :) |
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Prt Scr
569th Freelancers
152
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:56:12 -
[3741] - Quote
On a side note, they are changing the Euro bank notes...from now on they will be printed on Greece proof paper.
u+É-¦ssn+¦ p+ɦ¥+¦ -ç,u+É+ö -¦ -çnq -Ä+¦+¦os +»,-¦
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SHADOWWALKER shadows
Haight Industries LLC
No Forks Given
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:56:22 -
[3742] - Quote
CCP nnow that everyone is in here that plats eve when can we get another scope video???
(they were actually pretty dang good) |
Crash Dummy
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:56:26 -
[3743] - Quote
I'll take it for a test drive if you like :) |
Xburner He
The Scope
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:56:34 -
[3744] - Quote
Very funny lol! |
Abydos Strong
The Tall Order
Affirmative.
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:56:37 -
[3745] - Quote
given the extended nature of this downtime, It may be incumbent upon us, for the sake of those who are currently suffering from DTs due to not blowing up pixels, to do our very best to start an EVE simulation right here on the forums. Perhaps we could start by simulating the Jita/Amarr markets right here on the forum. All we need are people to start telling sob stories asking for isk, and people who are "quitting the game" to start offering all their ingame possessions for one trit.
Also, it would help with the realism if some of you would start an isk doubling game, and others post lies saying that your 5 bil isk was turned into 10 bil. I know its only local in one system we are simulating here, but we are doing the best we can for the sake of those who are suffering :) |
Bellerian
Out of Focus
Odin's Call
30
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:56:40 -
[3746] - Quote
Time to get a life! |
Frank Rotsuda
Article IV
Advent of Fate
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:56:46 -
[3747] - Quote
They are currently eating pizza at this moment...
|
Dradis Aulmais
RW Vindicator Connection
Phoebe Freeport Republic
965
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:56:57 -
[3748] - Quote
http://imgur.com/W0weV12
Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896
Free The Scope Three
|
Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
106
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:57:24 -
[3749] - Quote
Three friends die in a car accident and attend an orientation in Heaven. An angel asks, "When you are in your casket and your friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
The first guy says, "I would like them to say that I was a great doctor and a loving family man."
The second guy says, "I would like them to say that I was a caring husband and a schoolteacher who made a huge difference to kids."
The last guy says, "I would like them to say -- LOOK, he's moving!" |
Zyzak Pahineh
Points Mean Prizes
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:57:37 -
[3750] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS AND PROGRAMMERS!
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Thulium Strauss
the muppets
13
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:57:47 -
[3751] - Quote
Where is TEST Alliance in all this mess?? C'mon, Now we can't ignore you, lol. :P |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
31
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:57:50 -
[3752] - Quote
New rule: Drink when someone makes a post solely to bump this thread. |
Marseillefrog
Blueprint Mania
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:57:51 -
[3753] - Quote
Hey hey guys I know some of you won't like this but we could all head over and play that new MOBA by a game developer out of California. Could be fun.l |
Miao Sajuuk
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:57:54 -
[3754] - Quote
Meanwhile in CCP Office
https://twitter.com/CCP_Falcon/status/621407777467052032/photo/1
Pizza time~ |
Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
20
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:57:55 -
[3755] - Quote
Marne Deville wrote:Would Caitlyn Jenner technically be considered a neut?
I applaud you sir, although you are from the Bastion Cult |
TheBigHunt
XVeme Apolinaris
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:57:56 -
[3756] - Quote
It's a Drifters conspiracy for sure !!!!!!!!!!! |
Freelancer117
so you want to be a Hero
305
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:58:13 -
[3757] - Quote
Did CCP put in some code changes towards Attributes or Brain-in-a-Box or multi-threaded Destiny Dispatcher today ?
The players will make a better version of the game, then CCP initially plans.
http://eve-radio.com//images/photos/3419/223/34afa0d7998f0a9a86f737d6.jpg
The heart is deceitful above all things and beyond cure. Who can understand it?
|
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
25
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:58:21 -
[3758] - Quote
We're almost up to Revenant BPC compensation... plus 10 geckos.....
LOL |
Mokada Akiga
Perkone
Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:58:23 -
[3759] - Quote
I know what they SHOULD have fricken done, but is quite clear they don't wont to. ROLE BACK THE SERVER TO BEFORE THE UPDATE YESTERDAY AND START OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
McBarnacle
Varangian Sentinels
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:58:25 -
[3760] - Quote
Bellerian wrote:Time to get a life!
It'll be a long time before the situation gets that bad I can assure you.
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Haruko Sakiya
Kishoshima Dragonash Mining Corporation
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:58:35 -
[3761] - Quote
Law Enforcement wrote:Haruko Sakiya wrote:What is it with most of you people, are you guys little kids that fall and scrap a knee seriously need to cry for a missed day on the game? Come on as far as I know we are all adults here... but maybe I am assuming too much? Assumption is the mother of all f*ck ups
*sighs* Yes this is very true That is why it is my fault it is all my fault.. |
Ed Hardi
TunDraGon
That Escalated Quickly.
1252
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:58:43 -
[3762] - Quote
lel
GÿàGÿàGÿà My 3rd Party Service GÿàGÿàGÿà
|
Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
2626
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:58:49 -
[3763] - Quote
The evil Egg strikes again...
DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !
|
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
130
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:58:50 -
[3764] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:New rule: Drink when someone makes a post solely to bump this thread.
DRINK!
And drink again :) |
Wayne Caderu
Disciples of Aphrodite
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:58:52 -
[3765] - Quote
After a trip to the a Mesopotamian library I found references to an event know as "The Great Space Trolling" |
Cedric Mactavish
Shiva Hara
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:58:54 -
[3766] - Quote
US TZ + Not currently employed + No EvE = Lots of Rum consumed today... :D |
Tovo-vich Armer
TAOEISM
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:59:00 -
[3767] - Quote
Abydos Strong wrote:given the extended nature of this downtime, It may be incumbent upon us, for the sake of those who are currently suffering from DTs due to not blowing up pixels, to do our very best to start an EVE simulation right here on the forums. Perhaps we could start by simulating the Jita/Amarr markets right here on the forum. All we need are people to start telling sob stories asking for isk, and people who are "quitting the game" to start offering all their ingame possessions for one trit.
Also, it would help with the realism if some of you would start an isk doubling game, and others post lies saying that your 5 bil isk was turned into 10 bil. I know its only local in one system we are simulating here, but we are doing the best we can for the sake of those who are suffering :)
HAHAHAH Look at this Market Order Fail!Market Fail!!!
something like this ? |
TJ Jr Andersson
Shocky Industries Ltd.
Inver Brass
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:59:02 -
[3768] - Quote
200 test xD |
Dirk Lance
Wrecking Shots
Black Legion.
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:59:04 -
[3769] - Quote
Natya Alekscyev wrote:Dang it CCP, kids gone, wife off and crap and when i finally feel the effects of FREEDOM!!! of coarse the server is down. Dont make me answer the call to interact in the Real World , give me my Eve. I am fiending , I even got holes in my arms already from scratching.
That's exactly what I'm going through today. The wife comes home in an hour and I've spent the last nine trying to log on and do a plex that's going to expire soon. I wonder what they'd do about that. |
MaDGiiN
Fair Academy
Hard University
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:59:05 -
[3770] - Quote
On programmers language - "EXPERTIMENTED" has exact meaning "we have no idea what kind of **** we have on production" |
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Danny Nuttall
WarRavens
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:59:09 -
[3771] - Quote
any minute now
Aka the MatchMaker
|
Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3513
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:59:12 -
[3772] - Quote
We are now past normal quitting time at CCP HQ and in the UK, where the server's live. I assume many are staying to try and resolve the issue, but second shift folks are coming in, need to get up to speed, and others will just need to leave due to RL issues.
This could drag on.
I may go into withdrawal.
Know a Frozen fan? Check this out
Frozen fanfiction
|
Ripblade Falconpunch
Centurion Logistics
272
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:59:17 -
[3773] - Quote
The video games and pool table in the background are making the root cause of this situation a lot more clear. |
travua1
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:59:27 -
[3774] - Quote
https://twitter.com/CCP_Falcon/status/621407777467052032 |
Garion Audeles
UK Deepspace Mining
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 19:59:39 -
[3775] - Quote
I'm off to Skyrim.........
Is it in null sec? |
Ted Rockson
eXtreme Co
Solyaris Chtonium
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:00:13 -
[3776] - Quote
bump |
Mdes Ormand
Flux Technologies Inc
Gentlemen's.Parlor
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:00:15 -
[3777] - Quote
when to hit 200? who will be the first to write in 200th page :) |
Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:00:18 -
[3778] - Quote
Steijn wrote:experimented on? you have got to be fcking kidding me? You really have no idea whats fcked this up have you?
Wow, all these folks giving them crap about testing before releasing and here you are complaining about that testing.
Got a lot of guts to say that.
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
|
Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated
Fidelas Constans
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:00:30 -
[3779] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Yes Guys They have the pizza ! that means they are celebrating because it worked but they are like
Hey we are CCP we are going to make them wait till they have 500 pages in this Forum.
I see what you did there CCP |
HATHORFLUX
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:00:32 -
[3780] - Quote
Ok..
...alright..
now I know it was not my fault....I-¦ve been working the whole day..and thought I had a problem here...
btw.. has anyone checked actually the hardware side?
it wouldn-¦t be a bad idea.. just in case.. |
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Jermanicus
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:00:33 -
[3781] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Mother of God.
Food is for the weak! |
Aesop Book
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:00:37 -
[3782] - Quote
It's like an Amarr sales forum in here.
"Get a life.....and get one free! Two for one at Amarr-mart!" |
Krakil Frostborn
Sleeper Slumber Party
Test Alliance Please Ignore
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:00:42 -
[3783] - Quote
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Win WIN WIN |
jizzah
Royal Black Watch Highlanders
DARKNESS.
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:00:45 -
[3784] - Quote
Rollback to pre-fozzie sov.
There. I fixed it. |
Aurelius Exodus
Pride and Glory
H0N0UR
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:00:48 -
[3785] - Quote
OH THE HUMANITY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
xion cyrus
Jenk Corp
The Consortium of Worlds
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:01:00 -
[3786] - Quote
11
more pages |
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
25
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:01:06 -
[3787] - Quote
Fleet lockup 200.... 200 primary |
Arya Isidarytarre
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:01:08 -
[3788] - Quote
Tovo-vich Armer wrote:Abydos Strong wrote:given the extended nature of this downtime, It may be incumbent upon us, for the sake of those who are currently suffering from DTs due to not blowing up pixels, to do our very best to start an EVE simulation right here on the forums. Perhaps we could start by simulating the Jita/Amarr markets right here on the forum. All we need are people to start telling sob stories asking for isk, and people who are "quitting the game" to start offering all their ingame possessions for one trit.
Also, it would help with the realism if some of you would start an isk doubling game, and others post lies saying that your 5 bil isk was turned into 10 bil. I know its only local in one system we are simulating here, but we are doing the best we can for the sake of those who are suffering :) HAHAHAH Look at this Market Order Fail!Market Fail!!!something like this ?
Kk, i ll start...
Hi guys, i am new to this game gib isk plox
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Norian Lonark
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
144
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:01:08 -
[3789] - Quote
travua1 wrote:https://twitter.com/CCP_Falcon/status/621407777467052032
Panic has set in
Start wide, expand further, and never look back
|
Wolfensrevenge
Black Aces
Against ALL Authorities
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:01:10 -
[3790] - Quote
Right now CCP Greyscale is being bat-phoned with promise of chaos.... |
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Maarten Toussaint
Brief Existential Therapy
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:01:12 -
[3791] - Quote
I found an acceleration bridge to Iceland. Gonna find out what's going on. They might be trapped in a dead space pocket, or maybe the island has been reduced to a singularity, or the Chinese took over...warp drive active...weeeeee!! Let's have a drink on the way! |
Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
20
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:01:20 -
[3792] - Quote
This Just In, China, along with the Serenity server, has taken responsibility for the attack on Tranquility.
In return, Iceland has declared war on China.
|
Shanza Shahni
Baria Frontiers.
Stella Nova
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:01:31 -
[3793] - Quote
CCP have you tried looking in Area 51 for TQ? |
constance funk
Black Straw
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:01:32 -
[3794] - Quote
After 11 years of Eve , one day with server down is only an easy inconvenient .... too many winers on this forum....keep calm guys |
Zane Patrouette
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:01:35 -
[3795] - Quote
Have you tried pouring coffee on the server? What about slapping the monitor a couple of times? Turn it off then turn it back on, that might work.
Good luck catching the gremlins! |
Emma Verondi
MSE-corp
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:01:45 -
[3796] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Good! I could hear your Capacitor warning all the way to Stockholm, Sweden. You need to take a few minutes to recover some of your Capacitor!
enjoy the pizza ;)
"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
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Vivid1
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Snuffed Out
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:01:47 -
[3797] - Quote
Bob Donovitch wrote:We're almost up to Revenant BPC compensation... plus 10 geckos.....
LOL
and then the market value tanks..... |
Marne Deville
Paragon Trust
The Bastion
49
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:01:49 -
[3798] - Quote
Cosby says: http://i.imgur.com/HJmZMgm.png
http://dogfacedesign.com: EVE-Related Art House
|
Exdios Jar'go
Discoverings
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:01:58 -
[3799] - Quote
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Wait what? Pizza is a member of the CCP Alliance now? |
Abydos Strong
The Tall Order
Affirmative.
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:02:02 -
[3800] - Quote
Tovo-vich Armer wrote:Abydos Strong wrote:given the extended nature of this downtime, It may be incumbent upon us, for the sake of those who are currently suffering from DTs due to not blowing up pixels, to do our very best to start an EVE simulation right here on the forums. Perhaps we could start by simulating the Jita/Amarr markets right here on the forum. All we need are people to start telling sob stories asking for isk, and people who are "quitting the game" to start offering all their ingame possessions for one trit.
Also, it would help with the realism if some of you would start an isk doubling game, and others post lies saying that your 5 bil isk was turned into 10 bil. I know its only local in one system we are simulating here, but we are doing the best we can for the sake of those who are suffering :) HAHAHAH Look at this Market Order Fail!Market Fail!!!something like this ?
Absolutely NAILED IT! Its like I am really there...hearing the annoying trolls fishing for dummies |
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Tovo-vich Armer
TAOEISM
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:02:03 -
[3801] - Quote
I think it's up again .... I've refreshed and was still on the same page .... |
Titti Sabezan
SYNDIC Unlimited
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:02:03 -
[3802] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Titti Sabezan wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:yes Liam you are right. unicorns need big lemons Have lemons -- would like unicorn (preferably pink with gold highlights, please) Also a dev-cuddle Thnx PS Vote ThreadNaught!!! No can do on the unicorn specifics you requested. I'll see what I can do about a "dev-cuddle". Also, you're doing it wrong, it's "Vote Liam for CSM XI"
If no unicorn, any chance of an oliphaunt ? In grey, obviously, and preferably without the bow-wielding elf sliding down the trunk.
Vote for 200 pages |
Haloota
The Scope
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:02:12 -
[3803] - Quote
You all seem to be slowing down, its only 10 pages, get a move on! |
Hakutsuru Sake
Perkone
Caldari State
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:02:12 -
[3804] - Quote
back at CCP
http://giphy.com/gifs/angry-mad-door-10UHehEC098kAE |
Richard Sorge
Azure Zealots
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:02:15 -
[3805] - Quote
is that all it takes? Pizza
i could have sent that at 1400 |
Ray Stark
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:02:33 -
[3806] - Quote
https://twitter.com/CCP_Falcon |
Tiberius Mathusia
Gallente Rebels Inc.
Villore Accords
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:02:41 -
[3807] - Quote
Give me a few mil SP and we'll call it quits |
Tillblik Mangeiri
Major League Infidels
Size Really Doesn't Matter
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:02:48 -
[3808] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Well it's about time you fed them sheash! Did you change their liter box as well?
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SHADOWWALKER shadows
Haight Industries LLC
No Forks Given
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:02:59 -
[3809] - Quote
constance funk wrote:After 11 years of Eve , one day with server down is only an easy inconvenient .... too many winers on this forum....keep calm guys
No I got things to make go boom and I have to make a delivery service of torps to some guy who lives in a wh (that wh is connected to our c4 btwjavascript:insertsmiley('','/Images/Emoticons/ccp_twisted.png')javascript:insertsmiley('','/Images/Emoticons/ccp_twisted.png')javascript:insertsmiley('','/Images/Emoticons/ccp_twisted.png')
javascript:insertsmiley('','/Images/Emoticons/ccp_twisted.png')javascript:insertsmiley('','/Images/Emoticons/ccp_twisted.png') |
Irie Alixyar
Sh0ts F1red
Separatists
19
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:03:11 -
[3810] - Quote
When we get to 300 pages.
http://imgur.com/q7aDTg1 |
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Rabid Gerbil
Shadow State
The Bastion
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:03:14 -
[3811] - Quote
I get one rostered day off a month and it turns out that this is happening on that day, I think CCP needs to ring my employer and tell them I wont be in tomorrow because I will be playing EVE, if you' guys have fixed it by then! |
aPoQ
Marzipan Meerkat Flying Circus
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:03:15 -
[3812] - Quote
'where's the rollback procedure?'
'umm ..smoked it..'
'good job..anyone take a back up recently..?'
'ahh yeahh that..we ran out of veeras so used the last tape and fashioned a bong out of it..'
'excellent work, pass it here'
You guys really need to get this sorted out, i'm embarrassed for you |
Riddler Ronuken
Heuristic Industrial And Development
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:03:20 -
[3813] - Quote
Hmm I don't remember ever having the time to hang about to chat and gobble down on pizza during any of the server outages I was involved in. |
Cex
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:03:20 -
[3814] - Quote
Gecko's Gecko's Gecko's |
Richard TheLordOfDance
Operation Fishbowl Inc.
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:03:30 -
[3815] - Quote
Bob Donovitch wrote:We're almost up to Revenant BPC compensation... plus 10 geckos.....
LOL
Ha, in what universe? 5 years ago this would still be considered a short DT on a patch day, this is at max a bunch of unallocated skill points. ^^
Also that would make the price of both plummet and that wouldn't make anyone happy! |
Vipre Morte
Team JK
109
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:03:35 -
[3816] - Quote
There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish. |
Duckslayer
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Snuffed Out
58
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:03:40 -
[3817] - Quote
RIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WChTqYlDjtI
Fun game to play. Ping your alliancemates with the message "server up!" |
Biosoga
Too Legit Too Quit
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:03:40 -
[3818] - Quote
looks like the server is starting back up again
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Alkany Bencosme
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:03:40 -
[3819] - Quote
they are eating pizza and rats have vacation really lel, :v i really hope a compensation about this day :v |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:03:41 -
[3820] - Quote
Ok, I couldn't stay silent any more. After all these hours, it's finally reached a breaking point.
PIZZA? Really? I demand all active players be reimbursed in pizza! Meat lovers at that. I think a pizza per hour lost is reasonable |
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JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc
Brave Collective
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:03:41 -
[3821] - Quote
Exdios Jar'go wrote:20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Wait what? Pizza is a member of the CCP Alliance now?
Damn xxPIZZAxx !!! |
Johnny Riko
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:03:46 -
[3822] - Quote
This is becoming more and more embarrassing.
I wanna join up. I think I got what it takes to be a Citizen.
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godtallon boomer
LankTech
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:03:48 -
[3823] - Quote
constance funk wrote:After 11 years of Eve , one day with server down is only an easy inconvenient .... too many winers on this forum....keep calm guys
this isnt the first time this has happend im just watching the thred at this point but as much as everyone is right we are lossing isk and play time we wont get anything for it that just how things go |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
22
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:03:56 -
[3824] - Quote
Titti Sabezan wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Titti Sabezan wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:yes Liam you are right. unicorns need big lemons Have lemons -- would like unicorn (preferably pink with gold highlights, please) Also a dev-cuddle Thnx PS Vote ThreadNaught!!! No can do on the unicorn specifics you requested. I'll see what I can do about a "dev-cuddle". Also, you're doing it wrong, it's "Vote Liam for CSM XI" If no unicorn, any chance of an oliphaunt ? In grey, obviously, and preferably without the bow-wielding elf sliding down the trunk. Vote for 200 pages
Listen you, get off the unicorn!
|
Odysseus Olacar
Calibrated Chaos
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:04:01 -
[3825] - Quote
I'm sure CCP knows what they're doing. For all the down times ever, there has been very few mess-ups, so one mess-up is not a big deal.
I for one, am opening the hatch of my cellar to emerge upstairs. #Seeingthesun #Whereismyhouse? #Whereisthisreallife? |
Owox RaazGor
The Hornets Cartel
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:04:02 -
[3826] - Quote
Lost in space ....bip bip....0100010111... serveur down o7
"Pirates never die, they just go to hell to regroup"
No Mercy - Fly dangerous o7
Twitter: @ORazGor
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Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
126157
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:04:21 -
[3827] - Quote
Tum De Dum...
...The worst part is Eve gate screaming I have mails...
FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - All I want from Xmas is YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Titti Sabezan
SYNDIC Unlimited
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:04:22 -
[3828] - Quote
Calleigh Watkins wrote:I was here
R U sure ? |
Impreza Yatolila
Dark Horse Cartel.
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:04:22 -
[3829] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Better have bacon on it |
Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope
Gallente Federation
308
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:04:23 -
[3830] - Quote
Have the Illuminati already been mentioned in this Thread? |
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DFrosty One
Avalon Project
Shadow Rock Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:04:30 -
[3831] - Quote
1st it was United Airlines
Then came the New York Stock Exchange
Now Eve
Oh, the humanity!
Who is this hacking fool?
DF1 |
Danny Nuttall
WarRavens
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:04:35 -
[3832] - Quote
any minute now, i can feel it
Aka the MatchMaker
|
Nerin Slate
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:04:36 -
[3833] - Quote
I really just contributing to the post count now. |
Silverdaddy
Ourapheh Holdings
52
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:04:40 -
[3834] - Quote
Wow, this is bringing back foggy memories of a certain failpatch that took 3 days (iirc) to resolve. It was so long ago (2007? 2008?) that I don't even remember what the release name was... anyone here remember that?
Still, huge sympathy for the devs and ops/server teams. This sort of situation is grueling.
The problem with slavery is that only half of the manacles are visible. The Holder, supposed master, is equally bound by the gilded chains of privilege and wealth.
|
Terry Gillan
Terry's Film Company
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:04:47 -
[3835] - Quote
Abydos Strong wrote:given the extended nature of this downtime, It may be incumbent upon us, for the sake of those who are currently suffering from DTs due to not blowing up pixels, to do our very best to start an EVE simulation right here on the forums. Perhaps we could start by simulating the Jita/Amarr markets right here on the forum. All we need are people to start telling sob stories asking for isk, and people who are "quitting the game" to start offering all their ingame possessions for one trit.
Also, it would help with the realism if some of you would start an isk doubling game, and others post lies saying that your 5 bil isk was turned into 10 bil. I know its only local in one system we are simulating here, but we are doing the best we can for the sake of those who are suffering :)
Cheap Geckos for sale
[ Gecko 1 mill ]
[ Gecko 1 billion ]
[ Gecko 1 mill ]
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Hakutsuru Sake
Perkone
Caldari State
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:04:48 -
[3836] - Quote
Found another cam at CCP
http://giphy.com/gifs/space-RDfDKgTXPsiBi |
Joshke
YIP.
35
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:04:48 -
[3837] - Quote
Quote:20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
don't beleive in refuelling with pizza.... you should better do it with something more liquid |
Stieg Blomkvist
315 Miners
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:04:52 -
[3838] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Does that mean that CCP are offering to buy all the players who have waited to play since DT pizza also?
We are waiting so patiently for our beloved game.
PS offer CCP staff a cyber glass of wine, or whatever they want to drink |
DUCA TI'WU
FireStar Inc
Evictus.
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:04:53 -
[3839] - Quote
page 193 woo hoo |
Jack Rosenblit
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:04:56 -
[3840] - Quote
They just fed the devs pizza, there will be no EVE today. |
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Mdes Ormand
Flux Technologies Inc
Gentlemen's.Parlor
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:05:06 -
[3841] - Quote
too sad we cant play eve right now, but eve is still more fun than other games while reading eve forums :) |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
132
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:05:14 -
[3842] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:Titti Sabezan wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Titti Sabezan wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:yes Liam you are right. unicorns need big lemons Have lemons -- would like unicorn (preferably pink with gold highlights, please) Also a dev-cuddle Thnx PS Vote ThreadNaught!!! No can do on the unicorn specifics you requested. I'll see what I can do about a "dev-cuddle". Also, you're doing it wrong, it's "Vote Liam for CSM XI" If no unicorn, any chance of an oliphaunt ? In grey, obviously, and preferably without the bow-wielding elf sliding down the trunk. Vote for 200 pages Listen you, get off the unicorn!
GOGO 200
|
Skelli Zenz
G'n'R Metals
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:05:19 -
[3843] - Quote
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
please DO NOT feed the animals |
Renegade Heart
Carebear Miners R Us
474
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:05:21 -
[3844] - Quote
x for free geckos
Looking 4 Guild
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Wayne Caderu
Disciples of Aphrodite
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:05:28 -
[3845] - Quote
CCP server room right now.
https://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/shits_on_fire.jpg?w=720 |
Dustpuppy
New Eden Ferengi
140
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:05:29 -
[3846] - Quote
@CCP
Guys, I know how this feels, I am also working in IT. Go home, have a break and sleep for a while and start over again tomorrow. This is only a game. And in case yo don't listen to this advice, please at least drink some beer while fixing the servers and don't listen to any grumpy angry player
o/
Dust |
Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated
Fidelas Constans
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:05:38 -
[3847] - Quote
PAP LINK AT 200
http://i.imgur.com/C4WqgBR.jpg
And jusst incase you wanted to see
EVE STATUS http://eve-offline.net/ |
Agent Unknown
Night Theifs
incendia equus
52
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:05:39 -
[3848] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Can...can I have pizza? |
McBarnacle
Varangian Sentinels
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:05:43 -
[3849] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Get me a pizza too and I won't ask for SP as compensation. |
Centhina
Perkone
Caldari State
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:05:46 -
[3850] - Quote
I hope we get pizza as compensation for this DT! No, i don't care. I'm just trying to whore in on the 200 pages :) |
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Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
32
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:05:47 -
[3851] - Quote
Titti Sabezan wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Titti Sabezan wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:yes Liam you are right. unicorns need big lemons Have lemons -- would like unicorn (preferably pink with gold highlights, please) Also a dev-cuddle Thnx PS Vote ThreadNaught!!! No can do on the unicorn specifics you requested. I'll see what I can do about a "dev-cuddle". Also, you're doing it wrong, it's "Vote Liam for CSM XI" If no unicorn, any chance of an oliphaunt ? In grey, obviously, and preferably without the bow-wielding elf sliding down the trunk. Vote for 200 pages
You have to vote for me. That's how these things work D:
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Rory Wolf
United Wolfs Nations
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:05:50 -
[3852] - Quote
Mokada Akiga wrote:I know what they SHOULD have fricken done, but is quite clear they don't wont to. ROLE BACK THE SERVER TO BEFORE THE UPDATE YESTERDAY AND START OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If that was a viable option it would have happened already. Running the infrastructure to serve up an MMO has many different layers. Any one of those layers could have changed or been impacted from the OS on up. Trust me they are searching for the proverbial needle in a hay stack. I have stood in those shoes and I can guarantee you they are sh*tting their pants doing everything they can think of to resolve the issue. |
Aurelius Exodus
Pride and Glory
H0N0UR
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:05:50 -
[3853] - Quote
What kind of Pizza are the devs having...........we want pics. |
Ginnium
Oscura Simmetria
Yulai Federation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:05:52 -
[3854] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
[/b]
Buon appetito !!! |
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
25
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:05:55 -
[3855] - Quote
Threadnought webbed... page count slowed by 65%
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Ziela Mangeiri
Warp Nomads
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:05:56 -
[3856] - Quote
woah this is a bad one, been waiting all day with my friends, i almost started playing hearthstone at one point |
xion cyrus
Jenk Corp
The Consortium of Worlds
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:06:02 -
[3857] - Quote
ijust started liking everything just to share the love
also lets bring mines back if were going to do a role back lol |
Haruko Sakiya
Kishoshima Dragonash Mining Corporation
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:06:02 -
[3858] - Quote
Don't give up on them guys... You yourself has made mistakes. Right? So take a breath and relax. They are working hard to get the game fixed.
Fly Safe! |
Big Dallocort
Cynosural Edge
Yulai Federation
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:06:11 -
[3859] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
in other words you still haven't got a clue whats wrong |
Sobieski Soreksen
Pride and Glory
H0N0UR
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:06:12 -
[3860] - Quote
I think that if they tried plugging the pizza into the server they'd achieve results. |
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Tatsujin Kagaku
Dussault Enterprises
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:06:14 -
[3861] - Quote
Frank Rotsuda wrote:They are currently eating pizza at this moment...
Thanks! Now I'm craving Pizza.
You just had to say te P word didn't you! |
Tony Lennelluc
Dragons of Stone and Steel
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:06:18 -
[3862] - Quote
Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Have the Illuminati already been mentioned in this Thread?
Nope your the first to mention it .... been following since 0 hour
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who donGÇÖt.
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Mortlake
Devils Rejects 666
497
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:06:19 -
[3863] - Quote
Well, this is awkward. |
Sargon Matrix
Perkone
Caldari State
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:06:21 -
[3864] - Quote
This time seems to be different.... |
Barrak
Wormhole Engineers
Greater Realms
133
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:06:27 -
[3865] - Quote
Renegade Heart wrote:x for free geckos
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX |
Acid Vamp
El Ultimo Hombre
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:06:28 -
[3866] - Quote
01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 |
Vipre Morte
Team JK
109
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:06:29 -
[3867] - Quote
There is literally nothing wrong with being a Goon. |
Zhilia Mann
Tide Way Out Productions
2346
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:06:30 -
[3868] - Quote
Sounds like you all are having a memorably ****** day. Hang in there. |
Garr Gateway
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:06:31 -
[3869] - Quote
Enjoy your foods ceeceepees! And don't mind the nolife jerks whining around here! |
Owox RaazGor
The Hornets Cartel
13
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:06:36 -
[3870] - Quote
=Plz give a tips=
"Pirates never die, they just go to hell to regroup"
No Mercy - Fly dangerous o7
Twitter: @ORazGor
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Impreza Yatolila
Dark Horse Cartel.
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:06:40 -
[3871] - Quote
Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Have the Illuminati already been mentioned in this Thread?
They have now.
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Ekhss Nihilo
Ideal Machine
The Explicit Alliance
61
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:06:43 -
[3872] - Quote
Dustpuppy wrote:@CCP
Guys, I know how this feels, I am also working in IT. Go home, have a break and sleep for a while and start over again tomorrow. This is only a game. And in case yo don't listen to this advice, please at least drink some beer while fixing the servers and don't listen to any grumpy angry player
o/
Dust
This semi-retired IT guy approves of this message.
"The object in life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane."
-- Marcus Aurelius (AD 121-180)
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Emma Verondi
MSE-corp
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:06:50 -
[3873] - Quote
Aurelius Exodus wrote:What kind of Pizza are the devs having...........we want pics.
https://twitter.com/CCP_Falcon/status/621407777467052032
CCP Falcon posted pic to prove it ;)
"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
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Jakromeda Kropfenhiemr
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:06:57 -
[3874] - Quote
Better buy some Beer to wash that Pizza down!! Your doing great Dev Team your almost there..you can do it!! |
Dracvlad
Taishi Combine
Second-Dawn
956
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:06:58 -
[3875] - Quote
Its 20:06 Eve Time, that means we have 4 hours and 31 minutes to go before the Y-MPWL TCU goes invulnerable, CCP take your time Providence needs you!
Ella's Snack bar
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Ripblade Falconpunch
Centurion Logistics
272
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:07:13 -
[3876] - Quote
Dustpuppy wrote:@CCP
Guys, I know how this feels, I am also working in IT. Go home, have a break and sleep for a while and start over again tomorrow. This is only a game. And in case yo don't listen to this advice, please at least drink some beer while fixing the servers and don't listen to any grumpy angry player
o/
Dust
All I heard was "slurp slurp slurp.... ziiiiiip"
You're not going to be working in IT for very long if you think "going home and getting some sleep" is the way to make your customers happy. |
DUCA TI'WU
FireStar Inc
Evictus.
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:07:24 -
[3877] - Quote
page 194 |
Maxish11
Raytheon Academy
Gentlemen's.Parlor
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:07:27 -
[3878] - Quote
Haruko Sakiya wrote:Law Enforcement wrote:Haruko Sakiya wrote:What is it with most of you people, are you guys little kids that fall and scrap a knee seriously need to cry for a missed day on the game? Come on as far as I know we are all adults here... but maybe I am assuming too much? Assumption is the mother of all f*ck ups *sighs* Yes this is very true That is why it is my fault it is all my fault..
Yes oh so very true
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Abydos Strong
The Tall Order
Affirmative.
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:07:27 -
[3879] - Quote
Arya Isidarytarre wrote:Tovo-vich Armer wrote:Abydos Strong wrote:given the extended nature of this downtime, It may be incumbent upon us, for the sake of those who are currently suffering from DTs due to not blowing up pixels, to do our very best to start an EVE simulation right here on the forums. Perhaps we could start by simulating the Jita/Amarr markets right here on the forum. All we need are people to start telling sob stories asking for isk, and people who are "quitting the game" to start offering all their ingame possessions for one trit.
Also, it would help with the realism if some of you would start an isk doubling game, and others post lies saying that your 5 bil isk was turned into 10 bil. I know its only local in one system we are simulating here, but we are doing the best we can for the sake of those who are suffering :) HAHAHAH Look at this Market Order Fail!Market Fail!!!something like this ? Kk, i ll start... Hi guys, i am new to this game gib isk plox
The poor grammar is a nice touch, and adds to the realism. |
Lidia Caderu
Harbingers of Chaos Inc
Gentlemen's.Club
45
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:07:29 -
[3880] - Quote
Quote:20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Refuel them with BEER, lol. |
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
132
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:07:32 -
[3881] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Titti Sabezan wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Titti Sabezan wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:yes Liam you are right. unicorns need big lemons Have lemons -- would like unicorn (preferably pink with gold highlights, please) Also a dev-cuddle Thnx PS Vote ThreadNaught!!! No can do on the unicorn specifics you requested. I'll see what I can do about a "dev-cuddle". Also, you're doing it wrong, it's "Vote Liam for CSM XI" If no unicorn, any chance of an oliphaunt ? In grey, obviously, and preferably without the bow-wielding elf sliding down the trunk. Vote for 200 pages You have to vote for me. That's how these things work D:
VOTE Liam for CSM XI... also i want a unicorn.... Leila can have the pegasus
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Meltar Kadeyooh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:07:32 -
[3882] - Quote
I thought reddit is king of shitposting. Boy was I wrong. |
Asyntara
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:07:34 -
[3883] - Quote
geez guys, extend DT much longer and I will be forced to go back to lotro, a fate worse than death lol |
Tanthos
Tanthos Corp
79
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:07:36 -
[3884] - Quote
No! Don't restart the servers before we get to 200 pages. We're so close!!! |
rod0206
NO HOPE AT ALL
Easily Excited
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:07:38 -
[3885] - Quote
OH NO I HAVE AN UNREAD MAIL!!!!! will i ever find out what my mail says =( i don't think i can take the suspense anymore... looking for a mail opening merc to help me out here.
also send me your isk and ill multiply it in any amount ranging from 0-99999999 my wallet has no limit 10b isk gets you api verification =D |
Mdes Ormand
Flux Technologies Inc
Gentlemen's.Parlor
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:07:46 -
[3886] - Quote
so what is the compensation? free titans for everyone? |
Just Another
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:07:49 -
[3887] - Quote
Rabid Gerbil wrote:I get one rostered day off a month and it turns out that this is happening on that day, I think CCP needs to ring my employer and tell them I wont be in tomorrow because I will be playing EVE, if you' guys have fixed it by then!
If you only get one day off per month, you need a different job
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SHADOWWALKER shadows
Haight Industries LLC
No Forks Given
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:07:56 -
[3888] - Quote
Any IT specialists in here that figure they know why eve will not start?? |
Ryac Sampaio
Gladiators of Rage
RAZOR Alliance
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:07:57 -
[3889] - Quote
+1 |
eodestroyer beast
Imperial Guardians
Executive Outcomes
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:08:04 -
[3890] - Quote
page 195!!!!!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA! that is all, back to legos. =P |
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Rhaegal
Swamphole Inc.
Swamphole
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:08:06 -
[3891] - Quote
CCP is lying to us. Patch notes implied an extremely trivial change but we are now into 9 hours of fail. Seems like they could have rolled back but, given the length of this downtime, even that option is futile.
Crock of Crap |
Arshalo
Criminal Violence
R.E.P.O
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:08:14 -
[3892] - Quote
Don't feed the Devs after all they broke eve - bring out the whip and nipple pliers
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Miko Bolmara
Balkan Mafia
Circle-Of-Two
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:08:15 -
[3893] - Quote
And i pay to wait,
Scammer are not only in Jita. |
Kittycando Isu
Northwest Industries International
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:08:17 -
[3894] - Quote
mmmmm Pizza |
tasman devil
HUN Corp.
HUN Reloaded
53
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:08:20 -
[3895] - Quote
SHADOWWALKER shadows wrote:Any IT specialists in here that figure they know why eve will not start??
because of reasons
I don't belive in reincarnation
I've never believed in it in my previous lives either...
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Ben Bernannke
Vickery Mining Corporation
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:08:23 -
[3896] - Quote
Thanks that was actually a really funny and interesting link! |
1MHB1
Legiao Portuguesa
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:08:23 -
[3897] - Quote
Dinner in laptop...
someone think today that's fixed? hope yes... |
Tovo-vich Armer
TAOEISM
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:08:25 -
[3898] - Quote
server up but not accepting connections ... there must be something severely wrong with reaching the 200 pages ... |
Garion Audeles
UK Deepspace Mining
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:08:25 -
[3899] - Quote
If the servers are all in the UK then that explains it all........ Everyone is outside having a cup of tea with the phone off the hook |
Galleth
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:08:33 -
[3900] - Quote
Here is my idea, CCP gives each capsuleer 100,000 skill points OR refunds the characters largest SP loss, whichever is greater |
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Marseillefrog
Blueprint Mania
16
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:08:35 -
[3901] - Quote
travua1 wrote:https://twitter.com/CCP_Falcon/status/621407777467052032
Daaaaannnnnggg. Workin' hard there CCP! Looks like City workers in the US. One guy does everything, the rest watch. |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:08:35 -
[3902] - Quote
Vipre Morte wrote:There is literally nothing wrong with being a Goon.
Goons are best |
Kazi Kugisa
EVE University
Ivy League
34
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:08:37 -
[3903] - Quote
Pizza is at least another three hours. Now if they call out for beer... |
Muul Udonii
THORN Syndicate
Circle-Of-Two
157
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:08:37 -
[3904] - Quote
Hi CCP; can you refuel my towers, please - I have two running out of fuel tonight and if I cant get on to fuel them before I go to bed Project Mayhem will probably kill them.
Thanks in advance. |
Mauddib77
Insurrection
The Explicit Alliance
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:08:39 -
[3905] - Quote
server still down... http://giphy.com/gifs/bridesmaids-no-kristen-wiig-jsQTyrZIhMp3i |
Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:08:41 -
[3906] - Quote
They got what appears to be steak a few days ago:
https://twitter.com/CCP_Falcon/status/616217481716363264
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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Falwynn Falconwind
Confederate States of Eve
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:08:46 -
[3907] - Quote
lol This is funny. |
Captain2Bun
Hoplite Brigade
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:08:47 -
[3908] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7_rnoR_wFU
Ahh memories :) |
Thomas Lot
Mechanical Engineers
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:08:50 -
[3909] - Quote
Anyone and everyone requesting compensation in ISK form (or any other form for that matter) for the extended downtime must be aware of the dangers of just throwing that much ISK into the currency flow. Inflation in the market and devaluation of ISK vs PLEX is bad enough as it is. Just imagine the result of putting millions of ISK in over 50k players' wallets. Come one guys, PLEX prices are high enough already.
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xion cyrus
Jenk Corp
The Consortium of Worlds
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:08:53 -
[3910] - Quote
+1
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Rhaegal
Swamphole Inc.
Swamphole
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:08:56 -
[3911] - Quote
SHADOWWALKER shadows wrote:Any IT specialists in here that figure they know why eve will not start??
CCP |
Titti Sabezan
SYNDIC Unlimited
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:08:56 -
[3912] - Quote
Primary This Rifter wrote:How the **** is this 185 pages already?
Years of practice, an absence of people to gank, and several people investigating the powers of whisk(e)y
Vote 200 pages |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
132
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:08:59 -
[3913] - Quote
Tanthos wrote:No! Don't restart the servers before we get to 200 pages. We're so close!!!
don't worry :) |
DUCA TI'WU
FireStar Inc
Evictus.
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:09:05 -
[3914] - Quote
4 to go!!! |
chaosjj
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
78
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:09:06 -
[3915] - Quote
I demand space pizza in our redeeming systems when the server gets back on! |
AKilla Sunday
Gungnam Style
31
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:09:06 -
[3916] - Quote
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
That above is the moment i went to sleep = anything interesting happened meanwhile?
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E6o5
Tyler Durden Demolitions
354
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:09:15 -
[3917] - Quote
constance funk wrote:After 11 years of Eve , one day with server down is only an easy inconvenient .... too many winers on this forum....keep calm guys
whats the problem with winners? |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:09:22 -
[3918] - Quote
Arshalo wrote:Don't feed the Devs after all they broke eve - bring out the whip and nipple pliers
Don't. They might like it. |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:09:23 -
[3919] - Quote
A BUG, KILL IT!
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Balder Verdandi
Bloody Hands
265
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:09:28 -
[3920] - Quote
Mortlake wrote:Well, this is awkward.
Awkward is firing up "Planescape: Torment" because you've not played it in like 8 years.
Long live the failure of "Unified Inventory"!
POS fix dated back to 2006!
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Ted Rockson
eXtreme Co
Solyaris Chtonium
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:09:39 -
[3921] - Quote
SHADOWWALKER shadows wrote:Any IT specialists in here that figure they know why eve will not start??
The Big Bang has expended its energy and EVE has collapsed. |
wattebausch
Bierfest
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:09:41 -
[3922] - Quote
http://imgur.com/lv9bnLd |
Jakromeda Kropfenhiemr
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:09:42 -
[3923] - Quote
Mdes Ormand wrote:so what is the compensation? free titans for everyone?
Where would you store such a thing!? |
Melkisedec
X.U.
Pirate Coalition
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:09:43 -
[3924] - Quote
Go out into the warm summer night, have a beer, or read a book on your sofa, chill and relax.... |
Daniel Ross Rollard
USS Enterprise Corporation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:09:46 -
[3925] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
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Nathan Swales
Long Sight Expedition
Indomitable Intentions
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:09:48 -
[3926] - Quote
the rase to 200 http://gifland.us/299326 |
Mdes Ormand
Flux Technologies Inc
Gentlemen's.Parlor
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:09:49 -
[3927] - Quote
maybe they have a surprise for us all. a free pizza rocket launcher to poke friends with it :P |
MoonHee
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:09:50 -
[3928] - Quote
Beer and cigarettes had where's my eve
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Riddler Ronuken
Heuristic Industrial And Development
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:09:51 -
[3929] - Quote
LOL @ all the people "also working in IT" telling CCP to just go home and start again tomorrow.
because yes, that's EXACTLY what you do when you have a client-facing mission-critical service down and a million unhappy customers - you eat some pizza, smoke a blunt and go home to **** to your favourite Pornhub series and then start fresh in the morning. |
Mokada Akiga
Perkone
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:09:52 -
[3930] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:New rule: Drink when someone makes a post solely to bump this thread.
I thought the drinking was a required part of the game and these forums, you mean its not?! well damn I've been doing it all wrong then.
Note to CCP, you don't fix something by BREAKING OUT SLEDGEHAMMERS!!! Please put the server back together again, just give everyone SP and start over to july 13. then we can all go back to playing and u can test the new update more.
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Kjalf Kumamato
KeveK Corporation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:09:52 -
[3931] - Quote
I hope that CCP remembers, that the European UT coming to the end? |
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
25
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:09:53 -
[3932] - Quote
Target Threadnought acquired.... 4 pages... fleet fire on my order
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Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
23
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:09:53 -
[3933] - Quote
Rhaegal wrote:CCP is lying to us. Patch notes implied an extremely trivial change but we are now into 9 hours of fail. Seems like they could have rolled back but, given the length of this downtime, even that option is futile.
Crock of Crap
Prove the lies. This was all for free pizza.. Really!!
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DeepBlueMax
European Crew.
Phoebe Freeport Republic
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:09:57 -
[3934] - Quote
Ripblade Falconpunch wrote:Dustpuppy wrote:@CCP
Guys, I know how this feels, I am also working in IT. Go home, have a break and sleep for a while and start over again tomorrow. This is only a game. And in case yo don't listen to this advice, please at least drink some beer while fixing the servers and don't listen to any grumpy angry player
o/
Dust All I heard was "slurp slurp slurp.... ziiiiiip" You're not going to be working in IT for very long if you think "going home and getting some sleep" is the way to make your customers happy.
he probably works in the Barclays Bank IT Department. |
Silverdaddy
Ourapheh Holdings
52
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:09:58 -
[3935] - Quote
I think we should all get a new special edition Quafe T-shirt that memorializes the event.
Something like "Quafe... refreshing your downtime"
The problem with slavery is that only half of the manacles are visible. The Holder, supposed master, is equally bound by the gilded chains of privilege and wealth.
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Bellerian
Out of Focus
Odin's Call
30
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:09:59 -
[3936] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU4mDyj8DSI |
Arshalo
Criminal Violence
R.E.P.O
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:10:01 -
[3937] - Quote
this is what happens when you code with duct tape and paper clips all these years, one day its all going to come crashing down. |
BlackBeard NL
Demonic Retribution
The Initiative.
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:10:03 -
[3938] - Quote
PIzza will sort it..it always does...meanwhile we can all chant together and hold hands to give the dev's strength! |
Owox RaazGor
The Hornets Cartel
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:10:09 -
[3939] - Quote
Vote 200 pages
Best community of the world XD
"Pirates never die, they just go to hell to regroup"
No Mercy - Fly dangerous o7
Twitter: @ORazGor
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Ezekiel Bonaparte
Deep Space Depot Distribution
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:10:10 -
[3940] - Quote
It's getting close to the end.
Of 200 pages I mean.
I think quoting long messages is cheating, but cheating is clearly allowed! My point? Missing.
This reminds me of a time in WH space. No it doesn't.
My character needs one of these hats.
https://youtu.be/Et9b7LWfnxQ |
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Tovo-vich Armer
TAOEISM
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:10:17 -
[3941] - Quote
Starting up!!! |
Titti Sabezan
SYNDIC Unlimited
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:10:21 -
[3942] - Quote
Lo |
DUCA TI'WU
FireStar Inc
Evictus.
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:10:24 -
[3943] - Quote
3 to go |
Marne Deville
Paragon Trust
The Bastion
49
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:10:27 -
[3944] - Quote
For those that remember ... snicker:
http://i.imgur.com/CglTBoJ.jpg
http://dogfacedesign.com: EVE-Related Art House
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Mortlake
Devils Rejects 666
497
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:10:31 -
[3945] - Quote
Balder Verdandi wrote:Mortlake wrote:Well, this is awkward. Awkward is firing up "Planescape: Torment" because you've not played it in like 8 years.
No ****, I just reinstalled NWN. Uncanny. |
RomeStar
Dirt Nap Squad
Dirt Nap Squad.
573
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:10:33 -
[3946] - Quote
this is great i am discovering so many other games out there.
Signatured removed, CCP Phantom
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Malcolm Muutaras
Wan Futuristics
The Esoteric Order of Dagon.
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:10:33 -
[3947] - Quote
for the last couple hours i've been clicking refresh over and over again to see the status of the server |
Ydnari
Estrale Frontiers
404
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:10:52 -
[3948] - Quote
Sounds like a rough day at the office. Good luck.
my teapot is ready
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Vipre Morte
Team JK
109
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:10:54 -
[3949] - Quote
Why are we counting down to 200 pages? |
Biosoga
Too Legit Too Quit
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:01 -
[3950] - Quote
I'll say something to get it to 200. |
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Eli Apol
Definitely a nullsec alt
417
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:03 -
[3951] - Quote
So little Timmy goes up to CCP Fozzie and asks to play Eve Online again.
Fozzie replies "Can you touch your arse hole with your penis yet?"
Little Timmy responds "No"
"Come back and ask again when you can" says Fozzie.
A year later little Timmy comes back and repeats his question "Can I play Eve Online again?"
The same answer from Fozzie "Can you touch your arse hole with your penis yet?"
Looking downcast again, Timmy responds "No, not quite"
"Come back and ask again when you can" says Fozzie.
Another year of tugging and stretching and little Timmy bounds upto Fozzie and repeats his question, hope beaming from his face "Can I play Eve Online again?"
"Can you touch your arse hole with your penis yet?" questions Fozzie
"Yes, yes I can" Timmy excitedly says
"Then go **** yourself"
but what would I know, I'm just a salvager
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Haruko Sakiya
Kishoshima Dragonash Mining Corporation
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:06 -
[3952] - Quote
Maxish11 wrote:Haruko Sakiya wrote:Law Enforcement wrote:Haruko Sakiya wrote:What is it with most of you people, are you guys little kids that fall and scrap a knee seriously need to cry for a missed day on the game? Come on as far as I know we are all adults here... but maybe I am assuming too much? Assumption is the mother of all f*ck ups *sighs* Yes this is very true That is why it is my fault it is all my fault.. Yes oh so very true
OMG... Isn't it? Everyone always tells me it is my fault so why not just say it now right? |
chaosjj
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
78
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:06 -
[3953] - Quote
2 to go!
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Kenjiro Murata
Perkone
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:11 -
[3954] - Quote
Centhina wrote:I hope we get pizza as compensation for this DT! No, i don't care. I'm just trying to whore in on the 200 pages :)
200 page whore! I love it. |
Eddy Gordoe
Gordoe Industrial Technical Institute
Soul Reaver Syndicate
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:13 -
[3955] - Quote
This PIZZA thing is slowing down progress....
/me cracks whip |
Nalia White
Tencus
123
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:15 -
[3956] - Quote
Ripblade Falconpunch wrote:Dustpuppy wrote:@CCP
Guys, I know how this feels, I am also working in IT. Go home, have a break and sleep for a while and start over again tomorrow. This is only a game. And in case yo don't listen to this advice, please at least drink some beer while fixing the servers and don't listen to any grumpy angry player
o/
Dust All I heard was "slurp slurp slurp.... ziiiiiip" You're not going to be working in IT for very long if you think "going home and getting some sleep" is the way to make your customers happy.
i am working in IT too and yeah what do you know, even IT guys need food and rest. we did some emergency scenarios in our company (ok we are only 2 people managing the IT :P) but you have to plan for rest and food in case **** hits the fan seriously... if you are tired and still working chances are that you **** things up even more.
so his advice is actualy sound!
I WANT MY EVE FIX HUUURURUURURUUUURRRRRDUURUURURURRR |
Joshke
YIP.
35
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:16 -
[3957] - Quote
Dustpuppy wrote:@CCP
Guys, I know how this feels, I am also working in IT. Go home, have a break and sleep for a while and start over again tomorrow. This is only a game. And in case yo don't listen to this advice, please at least drink some beer while fixing the servers and don't listen to any grumpy angry player
o/
Dust
That's why i'd never hire anyone from IT. It's better to work with hamsters - no sleep, no beer, no merci. |
Python Lion
Guns and Butter Industries
Free Republic of Arstozka
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:16 -
[3958] - Quote
Nearly 200 pages lol Eve has been down toooo long :p |
Deck Cadelanne
Exigent Circumstances
CAStabouts
158
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:17 -
[3959] - Quote
...and the tide of entitled "I demandz compensation" and "lolz CCP epic failz" and "I iz so good at IT I would have solved this by now" posts rolls on and on...
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."
- Hunter S. Thompson
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Paradox Ongrard
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:18 -
[3960] - Quote
From all of us who have been in IT long enough to have been the one fixing something like this, I just want to say:
- Thank you for the 30 minutes updates (even when they are ... nope, not fixed yet.)
- Keep up the good work, you'll figure it out!
- Enjoy the pizza and beer/soda it may be a LONG night
I've been in the game a little over a year and this is the first "bad" downtime I've seen. Huge changes can = huge problems and rollbacks just aren't possible sometimes.
To all the whiner's.... If you are that upset with a game being down for a day, please go do something better with your life! Read a book, enjoy a movie, call your mom. You are not living up to your potential, find something meaningful to do with the "extra" time you have right now. |
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Ivory Harcourt
Space Ants
Independent Operators Consortium
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:18 -
[3961] - Quote
Riddler Ronuken wrote:LOL @ all the people "also working in IT" telling CCP to just go home and start again tomorrow.
because yes, that's EXACTLY what you do when you have a client-facing mission-critical service down and a million unhappy customers - you eat some pizza, smoke a blunt and go home to **** to your favourite Pornhub series and then start fresh in the morning.
Was just going to write something similar then I've realised that the thread has 3 more pages.
Sigh.
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
132
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:19 -
[3962] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:Rhaegal wrote:CCP is lying to us. Patch notes implied an extremely trivial change but we are now into 9 hours of fail. Seems like they could have rolled back but, given the length of this downtime, even that option is futile.
Crock of Crap Prove the lies. This was all for free pizza.. Really!!
I have to make pizza every day... i'm doing this for a unicorn |
DUCA TI'WU
FireStar Inc
Evictus.
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:19 -
[3963] - Quote
2 to go!!! |
Emma Verondi
MSE-corp
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:29 -
[3964] - Quote
https://twitter.com/CCP_Punkturis/status/621410507904450568
"I sprayed pizza juice all over my keyboard"
HHAHAHAHHAHAHAH, that's brilliant!
"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
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Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3513
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:29 -
[3965] - Quote
https://twitter.com/CCP_Falcon/status/621407777467052032
I see the problem.
No chocolate.
Know a Frozen fan? Check this out
Frozen fanfiction
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JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc
Brave Collective
16
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:31 -
[3966] - Quote
Notice the dev with SOCKS AND SANDALS. on the pizza photo.
FCKN SOCKS WITH SANDALS !!!! |
Sobieski Soreksen
Pride and Glory
H0N0UR
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:34 -
[3967] - Quote
Did anyone else notice that the shitposting has calmed down now that we've realized that there's no hope of the servers coming back online? |
Mdes Ormand
Flux Technologies Inc
Gentlemen's.Parlor
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:34 -
[3968] - Quote
ok new records time since we so close to 200! what about 250 or even mighty 300??? |
Bellerian
Out of Focus
Odin's Call
30
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:39 -
[3969] - Quote
Elite Dangerous anyone? |
Ramiel Wayfarer
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:44 -
[3970] - Quote
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Dominoe pizza is real good but they do take forever. I waited 2 hours once and the pizza arrived cold. |
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McBarnacle
Varangian Sentinels
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:52 -
[3971] - Quote
Melkisedec wrote:Go out into the warm summer night, have a beer, or read a book on your sofa, chill and relax....
You're going to get war decced by half the alliances in EVE if you keep saying things like that.
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Sad Feyce Mcgee
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:56 -
[3972] - Quote
tfw server is still down |
Ploing
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
22
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:56 -
[3973] - Quote
200
damit |
Nathan Swales
Long Sight Expedition
Indomitable Intentions
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:11:57 -
[3974] - Quote
woooooooo |
Cex
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:00 -
[3975] - Quote
Exclusive for Prime Members: EVE Online Core Starter Pack [Online Game Code] for -ú3.74
Must have go well. |
Hogeron Amelan
Marquie-X.
Ev0ke
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:02 -
[3976] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
[/b]
NO FOOD TILL THE JOB IS DONE!!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_akLHpeO7qyA/TI0BUE1D2nI/AAAAAAAACgg/FaQeYiFX63w/s1600/slavery-demotivational-poster-1211005746.jpg |
TJ Jr Andersson
Shocky Industries Ltd.
Inver Brass
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:05 -
[3977] - Quote
200! |
Wayne Caderu
Disciples of Aphrodite
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:05 -
[3978] - Quote
Has the old one Keith Eaton commented yet? |
Aurelius Exodus
Pride and Glory
H0N0UR
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:06 -
[3979] - Quote
TRYING FOR FIRST POST ON PAGE 200..............WISH ME LUCK |
Biosoga
Too Legit Too Quit
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:07 -
[3980] - Quote
page 200 |
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SHADOWWALKER shadows
Haight Industries LLC
No Forks Given
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:07 -
[3981] - Quote
50mil reward to whoever gets the first post on pg 200!!! (when the server is up ofc) |
Julio Iglesiaz
Julio Iglesiaz Corporation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:09 -
[3982] - Quote
Actually, reading all these comments is way more fun than flying around in my Raven.
CCP should do this more often :-) |
Travis Black Thiesant
The Headbutt Heard 'Round The World
Hodor Holdings
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:11 -
[3983] - Quote
Malcolm Muutaras wrote:for the last couple hours i've been clicking refresh over and over again to see the status of the server
I've been doing that just to see peoples post on this thread lol. |
Ele Rebellion
Dead Star Syndicate
51
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:11 -
[3984] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
[/b]
Pizza make devs lazy..
Less Pizza!
More beatings! |
DUCA TI'WU
FireStar Inc
Evictus.
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:13 -
[3985] - Quote
1 to go , ALMOST!!!! |
Cor Atin
Redundant Lobotomy Brain Trust
CAStabouts
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:14 -
[3986] - Quote
[chatlog F1DroneFleet, truncated]
...
10:42:01 F1Drone1: Is there a roam going on ?
11:23:01 Scout: There is an Unrated Provincial Coding Complex in R-KVIK
11:23:02 F1Boss: Where the f*** is R-KVIK ???
11:24:02 F1Drone1: What is that ?
11:23:02 F1Boss: Its a site made of pot brownies. Normally it's only available to devs. Some glitch that is ...
11:24:02 F1Drone2: Let's shoot it !!
...
11:24:02 F1Drone999: Let's shoot it !!
...
11:24:10 Scout: R-KVIK is 462 jumps out, a sov nullsec island in the region of AssOfTheUniverse.
11:24:12 F1Boss: Ok, thats close, lets go there ! Everyone undock !
...
14:30:01 F1Drone1: Are we there, yet ?
14:30:07 F1Drone141: im lost, whats the current fleet position ?
16:41:51 F1Boss: Get on voice, you #@!0
15:30:01 F1Drone1: Are we there, yet ?
16:30:01 F1Drone1: Are we there, yet ?
...
16:41:51 F1Boss: Finally ...
16:42:01 F1Drone1: So, what's the score ? Never did an Unrated Provincial Coding Complex, ever.
16:42:02 F1Boss: I did. With Incarna. It's badass. Can take days to complete.
16:42:02 F1Drone2: What are the rats like ? What should i tank for ?
16:42:04 F1Boss: Dunno. I think it's fozzies now. And they are vulnerable to brain damage iirc. F1Drone399, warp in there and have a look
16:41:05 F1Drone399: Warping in ... WTF!!!
16:41:51 F1Boss: Can i get a proper recon, you moron ?
16:42:05 F1Drone399: in a minute ... still counting ... wow ...
16:53:01 F1Drone399: ok, recon from Unrated Provincial Coding Complex in R-KVIK: Im in a pod. Got oneshotted. There is about 876 T17 Shadow Fozzy Battleships in here, trying to code sov stuff in a minigame. And they are all moving around kinda funky. There are three other npc dudes on grid as well. They are bouncing their heads off of a big brick wall continuously. No wait, thats a terminal minigame, too. They are trying to code a patch i think.
16:53:04 F1Drone399: And the sound is eery. Between the manic laughter from the Fozzy Battleships i hear faint complaints from the other npcs. Hard to understand but it sounds like 'what did the idiot screw up this time?' And it totally smells like weed in here.
16:54:45 F1Boss: What ship class are the other npcs ?
16:54:46 F1Drone399: I'm actually not sure they are npcs after all. Can't see that clearly on that brand new brilliant overview they made. They are all from a corp named 'QA and Testing Team'. None of their pilots is older than three days. And on trial accounts. And all flying pods. I don't think they can keep up with the fozzies though ...
16:54:46 F1Drone1: warping in
16:54:46 F1Drone2: warping in
...
16:54:46 F1Drone999: warping in
16:54:47 F1Boss: *sigh* this is so not going to end well ...
16:54:49 F1Boss: ok, Fozzie2.2.896719 is primary
16:54:50 F1Drone47: Why him ?
16:54:51 F1Boss: Let's just say i have a hunch. All brain damage on Fozzie2.2.896719 ...
17:04:01 F1Drone1: Halp, we cant kill him ! He is still coding ! Pick up that bat phone, FC !
17:04:47 F1Boss: already did, no one answering ... says i'm out of range
17:04:48 F1Drone141: Hey, let's kill the smaller stuff then !
17:04:59 F1Boss: NOOOOONONONO, don't kill them, they are the triggers ! Nobody shoot the pods !!
17:05:05 F1Drone141: *whoops* ... sorry
17:05:59 F1Boss: Arf , now you did it !!!11. YOU IDIOT ! The entire galaxy is being flooded with Shadow Fozzie Battleships now, coding stuff that doesn't work. And i know, the QA Testing Team sucked, but stilll they were our last hope of getting rid of that menace with that stupid grin in his face. And now you killed them ! Shame on you ! Everybody warp out ...
17:07:50 F1Drone1: Erm, FC ? The gate disappeared.
17:07:59 F1Boss: Wot ? Why ? How ?
17:07:50 F1Drone1: No idea. It was there seconds ago, now it's gone.
17:07:59 F1Boss: Well, we have to scan our way out of here, then. Did anyone bring probes ? ANYONE ?
17:08:01 F1Drone141: i did !
17:08:02 F1Boss: I love you. Now get at it.
19:08:34 F1Drone141: Sorry, i only have that borked new map they've being fiddling around for half a year now to no avail... may take me some time.
22:08:02 F1Boss: *sigh* can anyone take boss, please ? I need a beer ...
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Allen Naskingar
UNITAS.
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:14 -
[3987] - Quote
we've reached 200, new estimate?
also...
Chevron7 wrote:Free PLEX @ 200
(no joke first post @ 200 gets plex)
pay me. |
Y0UR M0THER
Inbred Mongoloids
18
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:15 -
[3988] - Quote
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:30 UTC - WE LEFT CCP HQ AND WENT TO A PUB
20:30 UTC - AFTER 10 DRINKS WE STILL DON'T HAVE THE COURAGE TO RETURN
21:45 UTC - WE CURRENTLY ARE AT THE TITTYBAR AND WE WAVE FURIOUSLY WITH OUR CCP CREDIT CARD
21:46 UTC - LOTS OF OLD ICELANDIC BACHELOR TATOED COUGARS ARE SWARMING US
22:29 UTC - THE CREDIT CARD FROM CCP IS BOUNCED
22:35 UTC - AFTER OFFERING THE BOUNCER 3 MONTHS EVE FOR FREE WE GOT AWAY
22:55 UTC - THE TEAM IS HUNGRY SO WE WENT TO THE K-BAR, WORST BAR IN REYKJAVIK
23:15 UTC - AS PROMISED THE BAD FOOD AND ALCOHOL IS MAKING US PUKE AL OVER THE BAR
23:20 UTC - WE UPDATE THE UPDATES WITH MORE CRAP MESSAGES
23:45 UTC - BACK TO THE TITTYBAR
00:23 UTC - WE SHOULD GO BACK TO THE SERVERS BUT WE CAN POST UPDATES VIA OUR IPHONE SO WE TAKE MORE TEQUILLA |
oijoijoijoi
Angry Spawn
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:15 -
[3989] - Quote
Just go to bed and close the servers for a week. It's obvious a lot of people here are addicted and could do with a break. |
Miao Sajuuk
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:16 -
[3990] - Quote
200 page |
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Vivid1
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Snuffed Out
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:16 -
[3991] - Quote
Johnny Riko wrote:This is becoming more and more embarrassing.
what is your stake in this? |
Galleth
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:17 -
[3992] - Quote
I would settle for just being able to mine at the moment |
Crash Dummy
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:17 -
[3993] - Quote
Did I win |
Owox RaazGor
The Hornets Cartel
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:18 -
[3994] - Quote
YEAHHH
"Pirates never die, they just go to hell to regroup"
No Mercy - Fly dangerous o7
Twitter: @ORazGor
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ERIS LUCAN
State Protectorate
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:20 -
[3995] - Quote
*qp* |
Kairos Antilles
Project Kairos
The Bastion
55
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:21 -
[3996] - Quote
200!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Tony Lennelluc
Dragons of Stone and Steel
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:21 -
[3997] - Quote
Chevron7 wrote:Free PLEX @ 200
(no joke first post @ 200 gets plex)
Plex time ?
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who donGÇÖt.
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Gadis Idaman
Eternal Darkness.
Blades of Grass
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:21 -
[3998] - Quote
well it says server is up in eve offline
edit : nvm its down again lol |
Ether Mayaki
Ethereal Beings
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:22 -
[3999] - Quote
So what should they really refuel with to get it done?
Straw |
Captain Nuf
Zeura Brotherhood
Mordus Angels
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:24 -
[4000] - Quote
200 |
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Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated
Fidelas Constans
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:24 -
[4001] - Quote
200 |
Armagast Sin Truth
Blackstone and Fairfield Transuniversal
Sentinels of Sukanan Alliance
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:24 -
[4002] - Quote
Skynet Rules
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Nelson Hoaver
Curse of Knowledge
Cruis3rs Cr3w
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:25 -
[4003] - Quote
Page 200 ?
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Thraktan Sal-Solo
Virgin Plc
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:25 -
[4004] - Quote
Almost to page 200
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Renegade Heart
Carebear Miners R Us
474
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:27 -
[4005] - Quote
Missed it
Looking 4 Guild
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Aesop Book
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:28 -
[4006] - Quote
Roll on 300 for the Sparta jokes! |
Falwynn Falconwind
Confederate States of Eve
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:29 -
[4007] - Quote
I've burned through 3 bags of popcorn, just watching all the QQing going on over here. I have no life. I KNOW I have no life but I don't QQ about crap when a game is down for an extended amount of time. I just... play another ggame or find some other meaningless way to waste my time. |
Danny Nuttall
WarRavens
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:29 -
[4008] - Quote
any second now
Aka the MatchMaker
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Exdios Jar'go
Discoverings
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:31 -
[4009] - Quote
I'll take 512k SP and I'll look the other way while you fix said hiccup :D |
Rory Wolf
United Wolfs Nations
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:33 -
[4010] - Quote
Muul Udonii wrote:Hi CCP; can you refuel my towers, please - I have two running out of fuel tonight and if I cant get on to fuel them before I go to bed Project Mayhem will probably kill them.
Thanks in advance.
Do you drive around in your car with your gas gauge on E? If I were worried about my POS I would make sure I had more than a day of juice left in it! LOL |
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RomeStar
Dirt Nap Squad
Dirt Nap Squad.
573
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:34 -
[4011] - Quote
200 bitches
Signatured removed, CCP Phantom
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Ted Rockson
eXtreme Co
Solyaris Chtonium
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:35 -
[4012] - Quote
200?
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Tovo-vich Armer
TAOEISM
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:38 -
[4013] - Quote
Come on peeps ... where were you when we hit the 200 ? |
Merle Briggs
Sawyer Davenport Omi LLC
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:39 -
[4014] - Quote
I want pizza too |
Fuzzy TheBear
Angels of Ptah
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:41 -
[4015] - Quote
\0/ 200 pages :)
/me pops champagne |
Raniets Sharvas
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:42 -
[4016] - Quote
http://i.imgur.com/xXWaJ6R.gif |
Terry Gillan
Terry's Film Company
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:44 -
[4017] - Quote
Now eveyone will post just because of that stupid 200... |
Quasae Umandala
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:44 -
[4018] - Quote
something? |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
132
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:45 -
[4019] - Quote
200! woot!
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Cex
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:47 -
[4020] - Quote
200 Yes no? |
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Keesnoo Bawbag
League of xX420BLAZEITSWAGGOTXx.
Nulli Secunda
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:53 -
[4021] - Quote
x |
Wayne Caderu
Disciples of Aphrodite
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:54 -
[4022] - Quote
200 boys! let's do et! |
Mauddib77
Insurrection
The Explicit Alliance
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:54 -
[4023] - Quote
ccp to the player base... http://giphy.com/gifs/fail-clowns-escalators-9ZXFL1GPv9k9W |
chaosjj
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
78
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:56 -
[4024] - Quote
200 |
Carvo Works
Lynx Battlegroup
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:58 -
[4025] - Quote
Have you guys tryed to....(say random stuff, i get it right, you guys call me to work there, dream come true) 0101110101011001?
o7 |
Mdes Ormand
Flux Technologies Inc
Gentlemen's.Parlor
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:59 -
[4026] - Quote
Bellerian wrote:Elite Dangerous anyone?
i bought it from steam couldnt launch it and got a refund.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTjcCR3JNfM |
Vipre Morte
Team JK
109
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:59 -
[4027] - Quote
There is literally nothing wrong with being a miner. |
Slowdive Aideron
EVE University
Ivy League
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:12:59 -
[4028] - Quote
wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Thats exactly what we do when we have some massive problems with our infrastructure at the datacenter and everyone is doing overtime. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
32
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:13:00 -
[4029] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Titti Sabezan wrote:Liam Oliphants wrote:Titti Sabezan wrote:Have lemons -- would like unicorn (preferably pink with gold highlights, please) Also a dev-cuddle Thnx PS Vote ThreadNaught!!! No can do on the unicorn specifics you requested. I'll see what I can do about a "dev-cuddle". Also, you're doing it wrong, it's "Vote Liam for CSM XI" If no unicorn, any chance of an oliphaunt ? In grey, obviously, and preferably without the bow-wielding elf sliding down the trunk. Vote for 200 pages You have to vote for me. That's how these things work D: VOTE Liam for CSM XI... also i want a unicorn.... Leila can have the pegasus
No need to worry Lemon, the Unicorn is yours. Leila can have any other "mythological" creature. |
Elbreck Nolm
Minmatar Brotherhood
Ushra'Khan
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:13:01 -
[4030] - Quote
Daniel Walker wrote:OK, I am starting to get the *Shakes* now from EO withdrawals! Maybe I should fire up my old Freelancer, Homeworld, or X2 Terran Connection game to get my space legs back in order! Seriously, if EO should happen to die out, what other Space game would you be playing instead? Maybe Perpetuum? Like EO but with robots (Mechs) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7nYCWADQ4k
What is your alternate favorite?
Homeworld was my FAVORITE! |
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DUCA TI'WU
FireStar Inc
Evictus.
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:13:02 -
[4031] - Quote
woo hoo 200 |
Callum GGibson
Raised By Wolves Inc
Nerfed Alliance Go Away
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:13:03 -
[4032] - Quote
Nah, free Gnosis!
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BTDubs
Terran Dynamis
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:13:05 -
[4033] - Quote
200! |
Toro Conde
Pineview Angus
Moose Alliance
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:13:06 -
[4034] - Quote
OK fellow capsuleers, break out the Snowball Launchers! Time to lay siege to Reykjavik ! |
vccv
63
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:13:07 -
[4035] - Quote
Melkisedec wrote:Go out into the warm summer night, have a beer, or read a book on your sofa, chill and relax....
Still 98F here, but that sounds nice. A small glass of whiskey, a good book, and the night air filled with the song of whip-o-wills...
Might I recommend a series by Scott Lynch (The Gentleman Bastard Series).
Piracy, Thieving, Conspiracies, Gambling, and Espionage. Its like Pirates and Oceans11 mixed.
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McBarnacle
Varangian Sentinels
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:13:09 -
[4036] - Quote
Allen Naskingar wrote:we've reached 200, new estimate?
Git, let us know if you get the free PLEX promised.
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Dunpeal Hunter
Zervas Aeronautics
The Bastion
71
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:13:11 -
[4037] - Quote
Wen made it guys, we made it.
I dont know if this is important or not, but i have chickens.....
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Inspiration
136
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:13:13 -
[4038] - Quote
Rhaegal wrote:CCP is lying to us. Patch notes implied an extremely trivial change but we are now into 9 hours of fail. Seems like they could have rolled back but, given the length of this downtime, even that option is futile.
Crock of Crap
Windows update to fix zero-day exploits broke the code?
I am serious!
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Joshke
YIP.
35
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:13:13 -
[4039] - Quote
200
and still not online |
Spar Multendor
The Darwin Awards Prize Patrol
Internet Space Bullies Alliance
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:13:17 -
[4040] - Quote
Blowing on my old Nintendo cartridges sometimes works when it wont play. Try that. |
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Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
25
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:13:22 -
[4041] - Quote
Target Threadnoughht achieved... I have sat here all 200 pages |
Finis Garrison
Intergalactic Fight Club
Gentlemen's.Club
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:13:22 -
[4042] - Quote
So........... where did we land on free skill points? Cause I think we should get free skill points. on account of the fact that I AM HAVING TO DEAL WITH MY WIFES PARENTS TODAY!!!!!!!!! |
jizzah
Royal Black Watch Highlanders
DARKNESS.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:13:26 -
[4043] - Quote
Well, on the bright side at least I don't have to deal with the 2 f**King incursions CCP dropped on our sov. Really messing with my PvP that was.
On the other hand, the Amarr local feel's here. Just waiting for Spaceship Barbie to pop up. |
E6o5
Tyler Durden Demolitions
354
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:13:26 -
[4044] - Quote
thread closed |
Corban Da11as
Relapse Corp
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:13:27 -
[4045] - Quote
Yay 200 lol |
Just Another
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:13:28 -
[4046] - Quote
I thought they where having pizza ... that looks more like sad-izza
|
Asyntara
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:13:34 -
[4047] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:yes Liam you are right. unicorns need big lemons
what are lemons??????
|
Jakromeda Kropfenhiemr
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:13:42 -
[4048] - Quote
JFKen Imperia wrote:Notice the dev with SOCKS AND SANDALS. on the pizza photo.
FCKN SOCKS WITH SANDALS !!!!
NO wonder we have a cluster!! Can't even coordinate correct work attire!! |
Orca Platypus
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
29
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:13:52 -
[4049] - Quote
My PI...
My industry...
MY RATS...
at least give us sisi...
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Maarten Toussaint
Brief Existential Therapy
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:13:54 -
[4050] - Quote
Anyone ever mentioned how many Eve SP they had, while having a job interview? I have...I didn't get the job. So now I'm training social skills like a madman for the next interview. Hope the skilltraining doesn't suffer from this.... |
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Deck Cadelanne
Exigent Circumstances
CAStabouts
158
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:13:54 -
[4051] - Quote
500 FTW!
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."
- Hunter S. Thompson
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Dyson Bowyer
Umbra Paw Incorporated
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:13:55 -
[4052] - Quote
Timomantis Nabali wrote:Stvndog wrote:Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot Every time someone asks for compensation.... take a shot!
Woah man, we're not trying to get alcohol poisoning! |
Vipre Morte
Team JK
109
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:14:02 -
[4053] - Quote
There is literally nothing wrong with working for CCP. |
Tillblik Mangeiri
Major League Infidels
Size Really Doesn't Matter
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:14:04 -
[4054] - Quote
Datu Agimat wrote:Ok, I couldn't stay silent any more. After all these hours, it's finally reached a breaking point. PIZZA? Really? I demand all active players be reimbursed in pizza! Meat lovers at that. I think a pizza per hour lost is reasonable
Just hope the game isn't irrepairable! On the bright side you won't have to farm isk anymore. |
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
126157
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:14:05 -
[4055] - Quote
...
FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - All I want from Xmas is YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
23
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:14:07 -
[4056] - Quote
Cadoc Credence wrote:This Just In, China, along with the Serenity server, has taken responsibility for the attack on Tranquility.
In return, Iceland has declared war on China.
I regret to inform that, in the time since my last posting, Iceland is no longer with us.
China has won the war.
God help us all
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Ivory Harcourt
Space Ants
Independent Operators Consortium
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:14:07 -
[4057] - Quote
Nalia White wrote:Ripblade Falconpunch wrote:Dustpuppy wrote:@CCP
Guys, I know how this feels, I am also working in IT. Go home, have a break and sleep for a while and start over again tomorrow. This is only a game. And in case yo don't listen to this advice, please at least drink some beer while fixing the servers and don't listen to any grumpy angry player
o/
Dust All I heard was "slurp slurp slurp.... ziiiiiip" You're not going to be working in IT for very long if you think "going home and getting some sleep" is the way to make your customers happy. i am working in IT too and yeah what do you know, even IT guys need food and rest. we did some emergency scenarios in our company (ok we are only 2 people managing the IT :P) but you have to plan for rest and food in case **** hits the fan seriously... if you are tired and still working chances are that you **** things up even more. so his advice is actualy sound! I WANT MY EVE FIX HUUURURUURURUUUURRRRRDUURUURURURRR
It's not sound, I hope I will never have to deal with you. If there's an issue you/your team stay up until it's fixed. Unless your "IT job" is a couple of webpages for your dad's corner shop.
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Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
23
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:14:08 -
[4058] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:Rhaegal wrote:CCP is lying to us. Patch notes implied an extremely trivial change but we are now into 9 hours of fail. Seems like they could have rolled back but, given the length of this downtime, even that option is futile.
Crock of Crap Prove the lies. This was all for free pizza.. Really!! I have to make pizza every day... i'm doing this for a unicorn
You name is offensive "Lemons" Reported!! Unicorn confiscated |
Tovo-vich Armer
TAOEISM
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:14:08 -
[4059] - Quote
Free in-game Pizza! :) |
Ripblade Falconpunch
Centurion Logistics
272
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:14:10 -
[4060] - Quote
Nalia White wrote:Ripblade Falconpunch wrote:Dustpuppy wrote:@CCP
Guys, I know how this feels, I am also working in IT. Go home, have a break and sleep for a while and start over again tomorrow. This is only a game. And in case yo don't listen to this advice, please at least drink some beer while fixing the servers and don't listen to any grumpy angry player
o/
Dust All I heard was "slurp slurp slurp.... ziiiiiip" You're not going to be working in IT for very long if you think "going home and getting some sleep" is the way to make your customers happy. i am working in IT too and yeah what do you know, even IT guys need food and rest. we did some emergency scenarios in our company (ok we are only 2 people managing the IT :P) but you have to plan for rest and food in case **** hits the fan seriously... if you are tired and still working chances are that you **** things up even more. so his advice is actualy sound! I WANT MY EVE FIX HUUURURUURURUUUURRRRRDUURUURURURRR
Your ****** two person IT department at the local convenience store does not equal the IT department of an MMO company. His "word of wisdom" still suck, and your attempt to fellate him has failed miserably. |
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Alkany Bencosme
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:14:18 -
[4061] - Quote
ISNT MORE EASY TO RESTORE THE SYSTEM ? i prefer the server before the update to this ineffiecient :v thing |
Renegade Heart
Carebear Miners R Us
474
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:14:24 -
[4062] - Quote
Please CCP I need more veldspar
Looking 4 Guild
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Leo Augustus
Ol' Miners Tavern
Societas Liberalis Civitas
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:14:26 -
[4063] - Quote
A lot of talk about CCP needing booze and food.
I think some creative problem solving and/or mind expansion is what's needed.. maybe some weed, mushrooms, or acid
Might take three times as long to actually get the server back online that way, but I'm sure it'd be one hell of a game... warp capable ameobas and wh's to deadspace pockets containing unicorns you can milk for ISK. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
132
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:14:28 -
[4064] - Quote
Have lemons -- would like unicorn (preferably pink with gold highlights, please)
Also a dev-cuddle
Thnx
PS Vote ThreadNaught!!![/quote]
No can do on the unicorn specifics you requested. I'll see what I can do about a "dev-cuddle". Also, you're doing it wrong, it's "Vote Liam for CSM XI"[/quote]
If no unicorn, any chance of an oliphaunt ? In grey, obviously, and preferably without the bow-wielding elf sliding down the trunk.
Vote for 200 pages[/quote]
You have to vote for me. That's how these things work D:
[/quote]
VOTE Liam for CSM XI... also i want a unicorn.... Leila can have the pegasus
[/quote]
No need to worry Lemon, the Unicorn is yours. Leila can have any other "mythological" creature.[/quote]
yay! gonna have to sleep now... all out of booze :(
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Torrent Talon
Partial Guidance
18
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:14:30 -
[4065] - Quote
so who tipped the server? |
1MHB1
Legiao Portuguesa
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:14:34 -
[4066] - Quote
Well nothing to make so look login... or forum omg... hope next login i can see " successfully" |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
15
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:14:35 -
[4067] - Quote
-+.-+-¦-»`-+.-¦-»`-+.-+-+.-+-¦-»`-+.-+><(((-¦>
Gûän++¦+¦+Gö+¦+GòÉGöüS+Ç |
JFDeckard
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:14:38 -
[4068] - Quote
Have you tried turning it OFF and ON again? |
Ramiel Wayfarer
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:14:39 -
[4069] - Quote
World of tanks anyone. |
MajorBean
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
62
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:14:48 -
[4070] - Quote
DOWNTIME LIKE ITS 2008!!!
\o/
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JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc
Brave Collective
17
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:14:48 -
[4071] - Quote
Ramiel Wayfarer wrote:20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Dominoe pizza is real good but they do take forever. I waited 2 hours once and the pizza arrived cold.
Do your own pizza yourself, it's the easier thing ever !!
http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/490906tuningpizza14.jpg |
Armagast Sin Truth
Blackstone and Fairfield Transuniversal
Sentinels of Sukanan Alliance
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:14:48 -
[4072] - Quote
If anyone plays FSX, X-plane, etc lets all get on VATSIM and do a bombing mission on CCP Headquarters! and the pub down the street ... just to make sure. |
MoonHee
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:14:51 -
[4073] - Quote
Riddler Ronuken wrote:LOL @ all the people "also working in IT" telling CCP to just go home and start again tomorrow.
because yes, that's EXACTLY what you do when you have a client-facing mission-critical service down and a million unhappy customers - you eat some pizza, smoke a blunt and go home to **** to your favourite Pornhub series and then start fresh in the morning.
Blunts sounds good,
going back to the cornerstore |
Aleccia Kashada
Perkone
Caldari State
16
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:14:55 -
[4074] - Quote
Quote:20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
pizza and no alcohol? whats wrong with you
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Wayne Caderu
Disciples of Aphrodite
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:14:57 -
[4075] - Quote
since this thread is literally going no where, who wants to get a group together and play some TF2 or some dope ****? |
IndygoSoul
Limited Power Inc
It Must Be Jelly Cause Jam Don't Shake
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:14:58 -
[4076] - Quote
IndygoSoul wrote:IndygoSoul wrote:IndygoSoul wrote:Ok, read this carefully...
I bet that we will get to a 1,000 pages of posts before they fix it.
You are thinking- aw dude thats just a waste of a post, that could never happen...
Now, if you get to a point where you remind yourself of this post and think 'wow i wish it had been fixed when the thread reached 1000th page... and and you remember the time of reading as a time where, unnowkn to you, you ware relatively possitive about the potential timeframe... do quote this post and donate 10 mill to my account.
I will then make sure that everyone and ccp knows how much isk i got and think about what it means :) I will then do something public and hilarious with that isk and make an event out of it :)
also, i challange you all to tick the 'Receive notifications for this topic' when you post :D bump bump
bump |
Tobias Acuerdo
Lone Star Liquidations Llc
15
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:15:00 -
[4077] - Quote
Is Fozzie really with Anonymous? Enquiring minds want to know! |
Leeming
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:15:06 -
[4078] - Quote
MADNESS?
THIS IZZZ SPARTA!
300 here we come !! |
Kal'Han
Win or Die
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:15:09 -
[4079] - Quote
was this planned all along https://twitter.com/CCP_Punkturis/status/621381467608887296
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Daniel Ross Rollard
USS Enterprise Corporation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:15:13 -
[4080] - Quote
well since i got online to play eve it down hope we get free ship or somthing becuase i am losing isk while it down |
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Allen Naskingar
UNITAS.
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:15:13 -
[4081] - Quote
Ramiel Wayfarer wrote:World of tanks anyone.
what tank you usually use? |
Uri Ardis Corvinus
AirHogs
Zulu People
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:15:17 -
[4082] - Quote
So did you guys start the servers up realizing you Wiped everyone sovereignty with a sov update, and are now panicking trying to fix it now? |
tasman devil
HUN Corp.
HUN Reloaded
53
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:15:17 -
[4083] - Quote
nooooo
I don't belive in reincarnation
I've never believed in it in my previous lives either...
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Ezekiel Bonaparte
Deep Space Depot Distribution
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:15:21 -
[4084] - Quote
Ahoy! I've got Elite running on a C64 emulator, hoorah! |
rookies pod
THE BLACK RAGE
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:15:24 -
[4085] - Quote
Just got home from work to see Eve is off.
I also found out that I'm still married with three kids apparently.
Has it really been eight years?
Kinda scary thinking that the next time this happens i may be up to 6 brats and a shag on the side. although strangely i probably won't remember that either. |
Harry Juana
Ship Trading Company
Fidelas Constans
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:15:32 -
[4086] - Quote
I always thought Fozzie sov would be a possible game-breaker |
Commander Min
Capital Fusion.
Circle-Of-Two
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:15:34 -
[4087] - Quote
really?
were we to be "fair" about the issue....
our 30 day subscription to EvE Online is 30, 23 hour days, more often than not, the 1 hour DT is rarely more than a few minutes to 1/2 of an hour, so technically, we should all be paying CCP extra each month for the time that we gain from their normally rapid reboots...
just think of all the extra isks and free game time those hamsters have already given you...
I'm pretty sure i don't need to do the math for what the time actually costs.... do I?
:)
o/
Celly Smunt
Well said, grow up, this is suppose to be a adult game!
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
3842
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:15:37 -
[4088] - Quote
Hello, I just want to state that:
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai was here.
PS: CCP, just don't fix it until Friday and let this thread grow to 1,000 pages! Then give us a "I was in the 1,000 pages tearsgeddon" badge for Xmas!
73% of EVE characters stay in high security space. 62% of EVE subscribers barely PvP. 40% of all new accounts just "level up their Ravens". Probably that's why PvE content in EVE Online is sub-par and CCP is head over heels for PvP...
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jizzah
Royal Black Watch Highlanders
DARKNESS.
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:15:40 -
[4089] - Quote
Nobody freeze, everyone move! |
Riddler Ronuken
Heuristic Industrial And Development
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:15:44 -
[4090] - Quote
Slowdive Aideron wrote: wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Thats exactly what we do when we have some massive problems with our infrastructure at the datacenter and everyone is doing overtime.
Sit about with your dicks in your hands and eat pizza? Gee let me know which DC that is so I can make sure to never rent servers there. |
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Icuro Mekar
Faction House Industries
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:15:45 -
[4091] - Quote
Nerin Slate wrote:I really just contributing to the post count now.
me too
Although,
If you give me 1,000,000,000 ISK right now I'll double it! |
Hulk Lennelluc
POS Party
Low-Class
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:15:59 -
[4092] - Quote
i wish the server will be down for at least 1 more week, put the community to small test of faith!!
see how many will still be around at the end of it! |
afkalt
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
1649
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:16:05 -
[4093] - Quote
Ivory Harcourt wrote:Nalia White wrote:Ripblade Falconpunch wrote:Dustpuppy wrote:@CCP
Guys, I know how this feels, I am also working in IT. Go home, have a break and sleep for a while and start over again tomorrow. This is only a game. And in case yo don't listen to this advice, please at least drink some beer while fixing the servers and don't listen to any grumpy angry player
o/
Dust All I heard was "slurp slurp slurp.... ziiiiiip" You're not going to be working in IT for very long if you think "going home and getting some sleep" is the way to make your customers happy. i am working in IT too and yeah what do you know, even IT guys need food and rest. we did some emergency scenarios in our company (ok we are only 2 people managing the IT :P) but you have to plan for rest and food in case **** hits the fan seriously... if you are tired and still working chances are that you **** things up even more. so his advice is actualy sound! I WANT MY EVE FIX HUUURURUURURUUUURRRRRDUURUURURURRR It's not sound, I hope I will never have to deal with you. If there's an issue you/your team stay up until it's fixed. Unless your "IT job" is a couple of webpages for your dad's corner shop.
No, you don't. You stay up until cover arrives.
Tired people make TERRIBLE decisions. TERRIBLE.
We forcibly remove overtired people from major incs and when our **** is down, we hear about it on the news.
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Haruko Sakiya
Kishoshima Dragonash Mining Corporation
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:16:10 -
[4094] - Quote
Nalia White wrote:Ripblade Falconpunch wrote:Dustpuppy wrote:@CCP
Guys, I know how this feels, I am also working in IT. Go home, have a break and sleep for a while and start over again tomorrow. This is only a game. And in case yo don't listen to this advice, please at least drink some beer while fixing the servers and don't listen to any grumpy angry player
o/
Dust All I heard was "slurp slurp slurp.... ziiiiiip" You're not going to be working in IT for very long if you think "going home and getting some sleep" is the way to make your customers happy. i am working in IT too and yeah what do you know, even IT guys need food and rest. we did some emergency scenarios in our company (ok we are only 2 people managing the IT :P) but you have to plan for rest and food in case **** hits the fan seriously... if you are tired and still working chances are that you **** things up even more. so his advice is actualy sound! I WANT MY EVE FIX HUUURURUURURUUUURRRRRDUURUURURURRR
Here! Here! Well said
Also when I keep going to the Launcher it keeps saying TRANQUILITY (UNKNOWN) meaning it is offline yes?
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Ero Adalwulf
Wormhole Mining Minions
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:16:12 -
[4095] - Quote
Rhaegal wrote:SHADOWWALKER shadows wrote:Any IT specialists in here that figure they know why eve will not start?? CCP
Maybe this happened....
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Rvn6mCzRRpU[/url]
Ero
PS. Luv it when we get these calls on a slow day.
We don't use MS Windows, but have a few copies installed in VMs for testing (with some funny/fake data files) |
Jakromeda Kropfenhiemr
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:16:14 -
[4096] - Quote
Vipre Morte wrote:There is literally nothing wrong with being a miner.
Neither is there with a little bump and grind......Says the gankers.... |
Shirley Ding-Dong
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:16:32 -
[4097] - Quote
Acid Vamp wrote:01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011
011010010111010000100000011100110111010101110010011001010010000001100100011011110110010101110011 |
Buck Dodge
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:16:37 -
[4098] - Quote
I was told by the Twitter gods to come on here and help BURN FORUMS. I definitely like this better than burning Jita because I don't have to reship. |
Sobieski Soreksen
Pride and Glory
H0N0UR
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:16:42 -
[4099] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlpxDiKEZZk |
McBarnacle
Varangian Sentinels
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:16:44 -
[4100] - Quote
Allen Naskingar wrote:Ramiel Wayfarer wrote:World of tanks anyone. what tank you usually use?
I usually use the Russian premium tank or a T34-85.
Oh, and anything that isn't American.
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Arya Isidarytarre
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:16:57 -
[4101] - Quote
Since we are all having discussion here and everything, may i have a question?
Is it possible to join Corp:State War Academy ? ( The starting one ) i joined corp, just to get the opportunity finished and then left, and it auto joined me to Caldari Provisions |
Aeronom
The Back Yard
Twilight Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:17:06 -
[4102] - Quote
From a Software Developer,
Thanks Guys for the 30 min updates. Played a lot of MMO's and when they were down there was no updates!
An empty belly and a tired mind makes mistakes when coding - enjoy the pizza then get the coffee going!
Great Job guys keep it up! |
Zuni Lunes
The Price Of Freedom
Meet The Bandits.
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:17:22 -
[4103] - Quote
On the plus side i found out my wife's name again and that's not the only thing as there were 2 kids here with her i'm a daddy of 2 boys one at 3 years old and one just over a year old, i wondered what all that noise was. |
Hatoshi Onohira
Diplomatic Influence
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:17:23 -
[4104] - Quote
Wow ... is this a record for the longest extended downtime? |
Kazi Kugisa
EVE University
Ivy League
35
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:17:26 -
[4105] - Quote
I have been in one of those 18 hour marathon system down sessions that required pizza. Granted that ended up being a hardware error with slightly loose cable that would cause the mainframe to randomly crash every 15-30 minutes. Those are the ones that drive you insane because it did it the day after we upgraded to a new software level. |
Hilti Enaka
State War Academy
Caldari State
23
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:17:27 -
[4106] - Quote
FozzieSov not only killed null sec, it killed the game.
Game over |
MasterofDisaster BG
Adversity.
Northern Coalition.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:17:29 -
[4107] - Quote
Free geckos yet? should be at least 2 BPC's by now... |
Bellerian
Out of Focus
Odin's Call
30
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:17:33 -
[4108] - Quote
Think this thread will get to 300 before TQ is back up? |
Kasia Kash
Landeschutzen
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:17:35 -
[4109] - Quote
We all do hate CCP don't we? |
SHADOWWALKER shadows
Haight Industries LLC
No Forks Given
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:17:39 -
[4110] - Quote
Ero Adalwulf wrote:Rhaegal wrote:SHADOWWALKER shadows wrote:Any IT specialists in here that figure they know why eve will not start?? CCP Maybe this happened.... [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Rvn6mCzRRpU[/url] Ero PS. Luv it when we get these calls on a slow day. We don't use MS Windows, but have a few copies installed in VMs for testing (with some funny/fake data files)
Bruh your vid ddn't link, o wait can things be linked in forums anymore, o god eve really is dying.javascript:insertsmiley('','/Images/Emoticons/ccp_oops.png') |
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Major Creed
Conquering Darkness
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:17:42 -
[4111] - Quote
I wonder what the longest down time ever was, I bet this one is close to it.
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Tatsujin Kagaku
Dussault Enterprises
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:17:43 -
[4112] - Quote
One more brandy, then Off to bed.
Yes, switched to brandy because whiskey is too expensive.
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Q Doido
United Portuguese Pilots
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:17:46 -
[4113] - Quote
Just to be on topic too. |
Vol Arm'OOO
Bagel and Lox
682
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:17:47 -
[4114] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Steijn wrote:another clusterf**k. Quite literally. We're working on it!
Too early to demand reparations? Free sp for everyone
I don't play, I just fourm warrior.
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Hakutsuru Sake
Perkone
Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:17:50 -
[4115] - Quote
Which one of the devs is this?
http://giphy.com/gifs/funny-pizza-foods-Jt6vOQaCnZMB2 |
Captain Nuf
Zeura Brotherhood
Mordus Angels
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:17:55 -
[4116] - Quote
At this point, the following conversation has likely taken place:
Admin 1: "We've really fuxored it up now trying to fix it. Let's just restore to backup and get it back online at least."
Admin 2: "Umm, we tried that already. The backups are corrupt."
Manager: "You're both fired." |
Aesop Book
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:17:57 -
[4117] - Quote
IndygoSoul wrote:IndygoSoul wrote:IndygoSoul wrote:IndygoSoul wrote:Ok, read this carefully...
I bet that we will get to a 1,000 pages of posts before they fix it.
You are thinking- aw dude thats just a waste of a post, that could never happen...
Now, if you get to a point where you remind yourself of this post and think 'wow i wish it had been fixed when the thread reached 1000th page... and and you remember the time of reading as a time where, unnowkn to you, you ware relatively possitive about the potential timeframe... do quote this post and donate 10 mill to my account.
I will then make sure that everyone and ccp knows how much isk i got and think about what it means :) I will then do something public and hilarious with that isk and make an event out of it :)
also, i challange you all to tick the 'Receive notifications for this topic' when you post :D bump bump bump
bump |
Alco II Unknown
The Dutch East India Company
Fidelas Constans
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:17:57 -
[4118] - Quote
we want free SP :) |
Abydos Strong
The Tall Order
Affirmative.
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:17:58 -
[4119] - Quote
Galleth wrote:I would settle for just being able to mine at the moment
...so it has come to this. BOB I implore you to save us from the depths of despair! we all promise to sacrifice a shiny faction ship in the heart of your domain! (not really) |
Murezor
Intentionally Dense
Easily Excited
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:18:01 -
[4120] - Quote
Fun part. I was sleeping for all this time. Good to see I will get a refund for my sleeping time. |
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McBarnacle
Varangian Sentinels
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:18:07 -
[4121] - Quote
Arya Isidarytarre wrote:Since we are all having discussion here and everything, may i have a question?
Is it possible to join Corp:State War Academy ? ( The starting one ) i joined corp, just to get the opportunity finished and then left, and it auto joined me to Caldari Provisions
Nope, it's a starter corp so once you leave you can't go back.
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Marshall Mark
Hungarian Homestead for Goats
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:18:08 -
[4122] - Quote
Hello!
Will there be something compensation to our mission's expiration date plus 1-2 days to complete them? :)
Thank you, keep up the good work with EVE! |
Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated
Fidelas Constans
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:18:18 -
[4123] - Quote
Yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i got on Page 200 !! i think ive been here since page 24 ...... dam i have no life
CCP we it page 200 you can start the game now its cool |
Estri Eomira
Perkone
Caldari State
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:18:18 -
[4124] - Quote
Must resist going to bed...
must resist the thought of sleep!
must stay awake for EVE! |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
32
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:18:18 -
[4125] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:
yay! gonna have to sleep now... all out of booze :(
Oh no! Well, here's your Unicorn.
\
_\,,
"-=\~ _
\\~___( ~
_|/---\\_
\ ____ \ |
Haloota
The Scope
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:18:19 -
[4126] - Quote
Damn, I missed 200! |
4chan SlashPOL
Implying Jita Prices
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:18:24 -
[4127] - Quote
I have always wondered what it looks like when they are doing things like this, I wanna see pictures :D
Edit, welcome to page 207 |
Stieg Blomkvist
315 Miners
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:18:26 -
[4128] - Quote
What's the record for number of replies or pages to loss of game play due to a technical issue on the developers side since eve started?
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Ted Rockson
eXtreme Co
Solyaris Chtonium
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:18:34 -
[4129] - Quote
So whats going is the hamsters have unionized and are on strike! |
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CCP Falcon
12050
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:18:37 -
[4130] - Quote
Riddler Ronuken wrote:Slowdive Aideron wrote: wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Thats exactly what we do when we have some massive problems with our infrastructure at the datacenter and everyone is doing overtime. Sit about with your dicks in your hands and eat pizza? Gee let me know which DC that is so I can make sure to never rent servers there.
Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
CCP Falcon || EVE Universe Community Manager || @CCP_Falcon
Happy Birthday To FAWLTY7! <3
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Steijn
Quay Industries
998
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:18:39 -
[4131] - Quote
Arya Isidarytarre wrote:Since we are all having discussion here and everything, may i have a question?
Is it possible to join Corp:State War Academy ? ( The starting one ) i joined corp, just to get the opportunity finished and then left, and it auto joined me to Caldari Provisions
no |
Asyntara
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:18:41 -
[4132] - Quote
Aleccia Kashada wrote:Quote:20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS! pizza and no alcohol? whats wrong with you
cold pizza and diet pepsi for breakfast!! got me thru college
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T'har Beowolf
House of the Dead Monkey
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:18:45 -
[4133] - Quote
Get them fed, get them lots of coffee and get them back to work :)
Thanks Guys, I know how much of a hassle error finding is, good luck! |
Daeron Nordda
Sheild Wall Logistics LTD.
Arx Alliance
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:18:46 -
[4134] - Quote
Ack... just realized I've only 5 more hours planned in my skill queue... |
X1376
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:18:46 -
[4135] - Quote
So I resub after three years and guess what? :) CCP delivers like back in time of war against BoB. :) Patch day = put the longest possible skill into queue... |
Mdes Ormand
Flux Technologies Inc
Gentlemen's.Parlor
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:18:54 -
[4136] - Quote
Shirley Ding-Dong wrote:Acid Vamp wrote:01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 011010010111010000100000011100110111010101110010011001010010000001100100011011110110010101110011
so is thisabput who can write more numbers?
01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 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0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 01101001011101000010000001110011011101010111001001100101001000000110010001101111011001010111001 |
Tatsujin Kagaku
Dussault Enterprises
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:18:56 -
[4137] - Quote
Major Creed wrote:I wonder what the longest down time ever was, I bet this one is close to it.
Longest I've seen was 3 or 4 hours. Cant remember. It was a few years back.
This has to be the longest that i know of. |
Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
24
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:18:56 -
[4138] - Quote
ITS A TRAP!
The Devs are just preparing themselves with new ships and goodies so that they can purge Eve!
Everyone! Quick! Switch to Star Wars The Old Republic! |
Katsumoto Yazira
COMBAT PATROL
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:19:01 -
[4139] - Quote
Alco II Unknown wrote:we want free SP :)
We want TQ back online... |
Aleccia Kashada
Perkone
Caldari State
16
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:19:05 -
[4140] - Quote
while we wait for eve just come play rocket league =D
also...still saw no answer to if our skills are going while this is happening...otherwise im missing a while day of skill traning...which is a lot when im sooo close to using my provi ;-; |
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RomeStar
Dirt Nap Squad
Dirt Nap Squad.
573
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:19:12 -
[4141] - Quote
Mdes Ormand wrote:Shirley Ding-Dong wrote:Acid Vamp wrote:01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 011010010111010000100000011100110111010101110010011001010010000001100100011011110110010101110011 so is thisabput who can write more numbers? 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 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4chan SlashPOL
Implying Jita Prices
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:19:14 -
[4142] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:Slowdive Aideron wrote: wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Thats exactly what we do when we have some massive problems with our infrastructure at the datacenter and everyone is doing overtime. Sit about with your dicks in your hands and eat pizza? Gee let me know which DC that is so I can make sure to never rent servers there. Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
Don't worry falcon, I still love you
*hugs* |
Kal'Han
Win or Die
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:19:18 -
[4143] - Quote
Hatoshi Onohira wrote:Wow ... is this a record for the longest extended downtime?
lol no
faaaaar from it |
Allen Naskingar
UNITAS.
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:19:27 -
[4144] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:Slowdive Aideron wrote: wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Thats exactly what we do when we have some massive problems with our infrastructure at the datacenter and everyone is doing overtime. Sit about with your dicks in your hands and eat pizza? Gee let me know which DC that is so I can make sure to never rent servers there. Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
WRECKED. |
McBarnacle
Varangian Sentinels
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:19:30 -
[4145] - Quote
Hatoshi Onohira wrote:Wow ... is this a record for the longest extended downtime?
Not even close. You should have been there in the good old days.
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Terry Gillan
Terry's Film Company
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:19:32 -
[4146] - Quote
Its fun, but getting too fast.
This may take few days. Once you don't solve the problem in the first hour, then if you can't fix it in first day, it usually takes a week at least
But I have to say, there has been a bit too much of updates.
Hope CCP didn't buy into this agile approach hoax hype. Agile is not for the big, most complex systems! It works for a while and then it all falls apart. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
135
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:19:36 -
[4147] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:
yay! gonna have to sleep now... all out of booze :(
Oh no! Well, here's your Unicorn. \ _\,, "-=\~ _ \\~___( ~ _|/---\\_ \ ____ \
YAY! |
XOS Psymon
eXceed Inc.
Triumvirate.
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:19:37 -
[4148] - Quote
How comes you cannot revert to previous version?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FcTZcRi2-E
"I code with my butt" |
Daeron Nordda
Sheild Wall Logistics LTD.
Arx Alliance
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:19:38 -
[4149] - Quote
X1376 wrote:So I resub after three years and guess what? :) CCP delivers like back in time of war against BoB. :) Patch day = put the longest possible skill into queue...
Where were you yesterday, could have used that advice :P! |
Ramiel Wayfarer
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:19:41 -
[4150] - Quote
Allen Naskingar wrote:Ramiel Wayfarer wrote:World of tanks anyone. what tank you usually use?
m103,is-7,maus,48 pat, e75, t54 and a few others. |
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Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
24
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:19:52 -
[4151] - Quote
Mdes Ormand wrote:Shirley Ding-Dong wrote:Acid Vamp wrote:01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 011010010111010000100000011100110111010101110010011001010010000001100100011011110110010101110011 so is thisabput who can write more numbers? 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 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Mareed al Ghar
Pro Synergy
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:19:54 -
[4152] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
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Meanwhie, Tranquility server is quite.... tranquil :P |
Bleedingthrough
Project AIice
176
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:19:55 -
[4153] - Quote
At least we are offline together :-)
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=5305080#post5305080
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Emma Verondi
MSE-corp
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:20:08 -
[4154] - Quote
Kazi Kugisa wrote:I have been in one of those 18 hour marathon system down sessions that required pizza. Granted that ended up being a hardware error with slightly loose cable that would cause the mainframe to randomly crash every 15-30 minutes. Those are the ones that drive you insane because it did it the day after we upgraded to a new software level.
Yeah, that sucks!
We had an endless loop in a last minute deploy that ended up going out to the Prod-server, crashed the entire system pretty much as soon as we restarted everything over and over
"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
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afkalt
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
1649
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:20:10 -
[4155] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:Slowdive Aideron wrote: wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Thats exactly what we do when we have some massive problems with our infrastructure at the datacenter and everyone is doing overtime. Sit about with your dicks in your hands and eat pizza? Gee let me know which DC that is so I can make sure to never rent servers there. Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
It's literally the only USEFUL thing management can do in such a moment.
It's a disturbingly rare number of them who realise this, however. |
lyndo
NO HOPE AT ALL
Easily Excited
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:20:14 -
[4156] - Quote
free sp all around |
Blasto
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:20:15 -
[4157] - Quote
Crazy idea here, stay with me: ROLL BACK THE PATCH. |
BlackBeard NL
Demonic Retribution
The Initiative.
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:20:16 -
[4158] - Quote
RomeStar wrote:this is great i am discovering so many other games out there.
you look like Morpheus. |
Crash Dummy
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:20:18 -
[4159] - Quote
errrmmmm ... was the middle peddle the brake or the accelerator.... its all too confusing |
rod0206
NO HOPE AT ALL
Easily Excited
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:20:20 -
[4160] - Quote
who poded my imaginary capsule? ima activate that kill right when youre browsing the eve ofline tread |
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SHADOWWALKER shadows
Haight Industries LLC
No Forks Given
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:20:25 -
[4161] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:Slowdive Aideron wrote: wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Thats exactly what we do when we have some massive problems with our infrastructure at the datacenter and everyone is doing overtime. Sit about with your dicks in your hands and eat pizza? Gee let me know which DC that is so I can make sure to never rent servers there. Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
CCP Don't worry about cunts like that guy, he has no life you guys do, I appreciate the hard work you guys are doing (And Yes I do mean it when I say it). |
Wayne Caderu
Disciples of Aphrodite
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:20:36 -
[4162] - Quote
Anyone want to play World of Warships? |
McBarnacle
Varangian Sentinels
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:20:44 -
[4163] - Quote
Daeron Nordda wrote:Ack... just realized I've only 5 more hours planned in my skill queue...
I got 575 days before I need to worry.
TBH, I am actually starting to worry a little...................
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Ben Bernannke
Vickery Mining Corporation
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:20:48 -
[4164] - Quote
Wayne Caderu wrote:Has the old one Keith Eaton commented yet?
Keith Eaton would have had this thing fixed in under 5 minutes. |
Elinea Marcutz
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:20:52 -
[4165] - Quote
Illiander Aideron wrote:Fugly Isktaker wrote:rm -rf *
get it?
star?
like in space?
...get it? So you just want them to wipe their home directory? I think you meant "rm -rf /*" Or maybe you could try this one: ":(){:|:}:"
As a point of note NONE of this is going to have the intended effect, you are STILL missing the sudo required to escalate to a level that can actually touch /
THIS IS A FORUM ALT!
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vccv
63
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:20:53 -
[4166] - Quote
Keep at it CCP! Just keep the sauce off the keyboards! |
Nergart
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:20:56 -
[4167] - Quote
if pepperoni was not ordered shame on you all
Eve does not have a learning curve, its a learning cliff. Either learn to fly on the way down or its going to be a hard landing
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Arcterran
Z5-x02E07F Kultures
Warped Intentions
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:20:56 -
[4168] - Quote
Jiggle the wire CCP, jiggle the wire. |
stewpenny
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:20:56 -
[4169] - Quote
maybe they will give us all fedos... and a day back for sub |
Omur Onen
SiBER ORDU
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:20:56 -
[4170] - Quote
they should give additinal plex or smthing to all active accounts |
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Lord Bistro Ullr
Juggernauts Of Annihilation
Warped Intentions
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:21:04 -
[4171] - Quote
http://delux.com/
. |
iegan
Perkone
Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:21:07 -
[4172] - Quote
guys cant you just restore the server to yesterday and get this mickey mouse show on the road pls? i really need to gank someone already. |
Rogue AI
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:21:09 -
[4173] - Quote
Daniel Walker wrote:OK, I am starting to get the *Shakes* now from EO withdrawals! Maybe I should fire up my old Freelancer, Homeworld, or X2 Terran Connection game to get my space legs back in order! Seriously, if EO should happen to die out, what other Space game would you be playing instead? Maybe Perpetuum? Like EO but with robots (Mechs) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7nYCWADQ4k
What is your alternate favorite?
LOL Perpetuum. It's dead. 15 people online average on Steam: http://steamcharts.com/app/223410#3m |
Titti Sabezan
SYNDIC Unlimited
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:21:17 -
[4174] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:
VOTE Liam for CSM XI... also i want a unicorn.... Leila can have the pegasus
So that's 1 for unicorn, 1 for pegasus, 1 for oliphaunt, and CCP are having pizza -- sounds like an order to me !!! |
Jacob Milller
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:21:22 -
[4175] - Quote
So my question is are they going to add days to our sub if not that's bulls**t |
Elah'n'matir
Evolved Thought Patterns
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:21:22 -
[4176] - Quote
Tatsujin Kagaku wrote:Major Creed wrote:I wonder what the longest down time ever was, I bet this one is close to it.
Longest I've seen was 3 or 4 hours. Cant remember. It was a few years back. This has to be the longest that i know of.
I have heard of a 2 day one ;-), And I recall a real long one +1 day from a few years but icr when or how long it was
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Steijn
Quay Industries
998
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:21:22 -
[4177] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
its not so much the fact that you are doing that, more a case of by posting that you are, you are just getting peoples backs up even more. |
Sophos Mileghere
Ars Goetia Corporation
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:21:22 -
[4178] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:Slowdive Aideron wrote: wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Thats exactly what we do when we have some massive problems with our infrastructure at the datacenter and everyone is doing overtime. Sit about with your dicks in your hands and eat pizza? Gee let me know which DC that is so I can make sure to never rent servers there. Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
Falcon, don't rise to it - ignore douche comments like this
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Atalia Kuva
Whats That Mom
To Be Determined Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:21:23 -
[4179] - Quote
Just marvellous! I have been out for a few months - go to login today and I cant! oh well business as usual. |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
23
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:21:34 -
[4180] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:Slowdive Aideron wrote: wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Thats exactly what we do when we have some massive problems with our infrastructure at the datacenter and everyone is doing overtime. Sit about with your dicks in your hands and eat pizza? Gee let me know which DC that is so I can make sure to never rent servers there. Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
For the love of eve and the welfare of the employees, do not clog up the arteries. get them some vegetables |
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Jez Kerensky
South East Hanger
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:21:34 -
[4181] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
[/b]
I hope you got them the good stuff from Eld's !!! |
Julien Brellier
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
42
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:21:44 -
[4182] - Quote
Arya Isidarytarre wrote:Since we are all having discussion here and everything, may i have a question?
Is it possible to join Corp:State War Academy ? ( The starting one ) i joined corp, just to get the opportunity finished and then left, and it auto joined me to Caldari Provisions
No, starter corps can never be re-joined. From now on, when you have no player corp or Militia, you will be automatically joined to an NPC corp based on your race and bloodline. |
Big Sancho
Pyjama Spacemen
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:21:45 -
[4183] - Quote
anyone for somehaggis? |
jizzah
Royal Black Watch Highlanders
DARKNESS.
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:21:49 -
[4184] - Quote
Primary the Dominos |
Allen Naskingar
UNITAS.
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:22:02 -
[4185] - Quote
Ramiel Wayfarer wrote:Allen Naskingar wrote:Ramiel Wayfarer wrote:World of tanks anyone. what tank you usually use? m103,is-7,maus,48 pat, e75, t54 and a few others.
i personally love my KV-1 and T-34 with the ZiS-4 |
Vlos Ktonos
Monkey Attack Squad
Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:22:02 -
[4186] - Quote
http://cs622630.vk.me/v622630273/38807/jJ8x4DegJY0.jpg |
Tatsujin Kagaku
Dussault Enterprises
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:22:06 -
[4187] - Quote
RomeStar wrote:Mdes Ormand wrote:Shirley Ding-Dong wrote:Acid Vamp wrote:01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 011010010111010000100000011100110111010101110010011001010010000001100100011011110110010101110011 so is thisabput who can write more numbers? 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 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this binary string is not divisible by 8!
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NeoSkedar Kashuken
X-Fleet Phantoms
The Sinful Legion
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:22:06 -
[4188] - Quote
Good thing I've been at work all day. So not really missing out ... yet. They have 3.5 hours to figure it out! |
Eternal Griever
Starcade Group
Elemental Tide
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:22:10 -
[4189] - Quote
Quote:20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
I hope redbull is involved! |
Conner Iceman
Myrmidons
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:22:14 -
[4190] - Quote
haha Bon appetite |
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Emma Verondi
MSE-corp
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:22:20 -
[4191] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:Slowdive Aideron wrote: wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Thats exactly what we do when we have some massive problems with our infrastructure at the datacenter and everyone is doing overtime. Sit about with your dicks in your hands and eat pizza? Gee let me know which DC that is so I can make sure to never rent servers there. Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
Eat, take a few minutes to recover some cap and repair those overheated extra brain-modules!
"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
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iyammarrok
Virtually Anonymous
Milk Of The Poppy
374
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:22:28 -
[4192] - Quote
Crash Dummy wrote:errrmmmm ... was the middle peddle the brake or the accelerator.... its all too confusing
here's the kicker... depends on the car. :P
usually brake though.
Not indicative of corporate policy unless otherwise stated.
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Jade Hashur
Raised By Wolves Inc
Nerfed Alliance Go Away
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:22:33 -
[4193] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:Slowdive Aideron wrote: wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Thats exactly what we do when we have some massive problems with our infrastructure at the datacenter and everyone is doing overtime. Sit about with your dicks in your hands and eat pizza? Gee let me know which DC that is so I can make sure to never rent servers there. Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
Riddler Ronuken Shut the Hell up and grow up kid. No one asked you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Wayne Caderu
Disciples of Aphrodite
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:22:34 -
[4194] - Quote
Allen Naskingar wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:Slowdive Aideron wrote: wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Thats exactly what we do when we have some massive problems with our infrastructure at the datacenter and everyone is doing overtime. Sit about with your dicks in your hands and eat pizza? Gee let me know which DC that is so I can make sure to never rent servers there. Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue. WRECKED.
that's more then wrecked, that's RIGGITY RIGGITY REKT |
Don Palcsi
Vulcan Shipyards
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:22:35 -
[4195] - Quote
lol nice 200 pages burned out...
You can only post every 5 minutes because your account is less than 2 days old. You can post a new one in 300 seconds.
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Tie Blaze SIlverwing
Furtherance.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:22:44 -
[4196] - Quote
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Made me laugh ^^
Keep it up guys... Now I'm hungry... Damnit |
Almethea
Trans Stellar Express
199
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:22:46 -
[4197] - Quote
Hatoshi Onohira wrote:Wow ... is this a record for the longest extended downtime?
no i remember +24h of DT few years ago
Keeping active account just to shitpost
there's so many thing to fix in eve.... and they fix forum ! GJ! but ok i like it !
CCP Fozzie : AFK cloaking, however, is an entirely social form of power
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CCP Falcon
12050
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:22:49 -
[4198] - Quote
afkalt wrote:
It's literally the only USEFUL thing management can do in such a moment.
It's a disturbingly rare number of them who realise this, however.
Yup, I'm not a programmer... I'm here to message, and make sure you guys are informed with as much as we can release.
Gotta take care of our peeps, because frankly, we have an amazing team here in Reykjavik who work flat out to keep you guys entertained with spaceships .
CCP Falcon || EVE Universe Community Manager || @CCP_Falcon
Happy Birthday To FAWLTY7! <3
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Kairos Antilles
Project Kairos
The Bastion
56
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:22:55 -
[4199] - Quote
210.... the threadnaught is reaching critical acceleration. |
nitro oxide
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:22:56 -
[4200] - Quote
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33541109 |
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tasman devil
HUN Corp.
HUN Reloaded
53
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:22:58 -
[4201] - Quote
rookies pod wrote:Just got home from work to see Eve is off.
I also found out that I'm still married with three kids apparently.
Has it really been eight years?
Kinda scary thinking that the next time this happens i may be up to 6 brats and a shag on the side. although strangely i probably won't remember that either.
Blame it on LAG ;-)
I don't belive in reincarnation
I've never believed in it in my previous lives either...
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Sargon Matrix
Perkone
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:23:01 -
[4202] - Quote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see. |
Azunai Celestus
Dragron Riders Inc
Parental Supervision.
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:23:01 -
[4203] - Quote
stay positive guys and gals, it will be back..........IT WILL...4th glass of wine is not helping this situation....but it is making me forget when i logged on to blog...well ish...MY WORD i was on since EVE WENT DOWN!!! noooooooooooooo *drinks another glass of wine* |
Danny Nuttall
WarRavens
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:23:03 -
[4204] - Quote
is this why all the sleepers.... you know fell a sleep in the first place?
Aka the MatchMaker
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Aaril
Future Corps
Sleeper Social Club
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:23:04 -
[4205] - Quote
Teaching my kid to potty train, so I have this song stuck in my head all the time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6DkUw4JL54
Play it on loop while waiting for the servers. |
Haruko Sakiya
Kishoshima Dragonash Mining Corporation
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:23:05 -
[4206] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:Slowdive Aideron wrote: wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Thats exactly what we do when we have some massive problems with our infrastructure at the datacenter and everyone is doing overtime. Sit about with your dicks in your hands and eat pizza? Gee let me know which DC that is so I can make sure to never rent servers there. Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
You guys deserve a break to eat... soon you will figure out what is going on.. |
Titti Sabezan
SYNDIC Unlimited
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:23:10 -
[4207] - Quote
Mdes Ormand wrote:so what is the compensation? free titans for everyone?
Nu, but if you send CCP 2 bil ISK, they'll send you 1 bil back.
Oh, and sell you a gecko for a guaranteed 1 (m/b)illion |
Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
24
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:23:14 -
[4208] - Quote
Dear CCP Falcon,
Would you like to go out and get some coffee... Idk, talk about our problems a little bit...
And then you can come back to my place
Love, Cadoc |
Nolan Drake
The Scope
Gallente Federation
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:23:15 -
[4209] - Quote
I'm not saying it was aliens...
... "Drifters" |
d0cTeR9
Astro Technologies
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
201
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:23:18 -
[4210] - Quote
Fozzie sov, WORKING AS INTENDED.
Been around since the beginning.
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Allen Naskingar
UNITAS.
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:23:21 -
[4211] - Quote
Emma Verondi wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:Slowdive Aideron wrote: wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Thats exactly what we do when we have some massive problems with our infrastructure at the datacenter and everyone is doing overtime. Sit about with your dicks in your hands and eat pizza? Gee let me know which DC that is so I can make sure to never rent servers there. Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue. Eat, take a few minutes to recover some cap and repair those overheated extra brain-modules!
let's hope they ordered some bottles of Quafe soda to speed themselves up :) |
Pyotr Veliky
SILK ROAD
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:23:25 -
[4212] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:...This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST...
Fair enough. I assume that you have saved the previous state of the system--the one that was working before you attempted the fixes and patches. Why not roll back the changes, restore the status quo ante, and do some more testing offline? |
Shi Chaos
Darkness Of Absolution
The Explicit Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:23:25 -
[4213] - Quote
Full server reset in process, time to start over. |
Spar Multendor
The Darwin Awards Prize Patrol
Internet Space Bullies Alliance
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:23:39 -
[4214] - Quote
Point on Archon! Call secondary. Primary the Nyx!
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AeleDeux
The Conference Elite
CODE.
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:23:40 -
[4215] - Quote
Loyalanon ganked the server.
Elite. |
Wayne Caderu
Disciples of Aphrodite
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:23:40 -
[4216] - Quote
Ben Bernannke wrote:Wayne Caderu wrote:Has the old one Keith Eaton commented yet? Keith Eaton would have had this thing fixed in under 5 minutes.
idk about fix it but he would have pacified the forums in under 5 minutes. |
Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated
Fidelas Constans
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:23:41 -
[4217] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:Slowdive Aideron wrote: wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Thats exactly what we do when we have some massive problems with our infrastructure at the datacenter and everyone is doing overtime. Sit about with your dicks in your hands and eat pizza? Gee let me know which DC that is so I can make sure to never rent servers there. Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
Man i swear if i saw that guy ban i would laugh my ass off sooo hard my ass would fall off
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Lt Motion
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:23:51 -
[4218] - Quote
wow I cant believe this is still down lol.
Well, good luck ccp team, this is obviously something really bad if its still down. Hope you get it fixed soon.
(pity about the +-3bil ive lost "sadface" )
on a lighter note, thanks CCP Fozzie for bringing us strategic ratting fleets |
Fenrir Vulfsbane
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:23:52 -
[4219] - Quote
Mdes Ormand wrote:Shirley Ding-Dong wrote:Acid Vamp wrote:01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 011010010111010000100000011100110111010101110010011001010010000001100100011011110110010101110011 so is thisabput who can write more numbers? 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 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No this aint about just numbers!
Use this: http://www.convertbinary.com/
It says:
this sucks
it sure does |
Sophos Mileghere
Ars Goetia Corporation
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:24:00 -
[4220] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:afkalt wrote:
It's literally the only USEFUL thing management can do in such a moment.
It's a disturbingly rare number of them who realise this, however.
Yup, I'm not a programmer... I'm here to message, and make sure you guys are informed with as much as we can release. Best thing I can do is take care of people and make sure they're comfortable while they're working. Gotta take care of our peeps, because frankly, we have an amazing team here in Reykjavik who work flat out to keep you guys entertained with spaceships .
Majority know that - keep up the good work and dont feed the trolls
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Kasi Briccius
MORDUS DEMONS
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:24:02 -
[4221] - Quote
01010100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110010 01110010 01101001 01100010 01101100 01100101 00101100 00100000 01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100111 01101111 00100000 01110000 01101100 01100001 01111001 00100000 01010011 01110100 01100001 01110010 00100000 01000011 01101001 01110100 01101001 01111010 01100101 01101110 00101110 |
Sarkelias Anophius
Strange Energy
The Bastion
40
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:24:10 -
[4222] - Quote
@CCP Falcon - I can't be bothered to read the whole thread, but I'll post this for you
I'm sure you guys are doing everything possible to get TQ back up and running smoothly; I'm sure you are all putting in a lot of very panicked hours and there are a lot of sinking feelings going around. I genuinely appreciate all the work you do to keep this entertainment of ours running, and I look forward to logging back in whenever things clear up.
Keep your heads up, CCP. I like you guys. It'll be fine. |
Hedstrom Bukandara
Space Squirrels Unite
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:24:10 -
[4223] - Quote
I think we should just start from scratch. Every last one of us. Like back in the good old days when we played sp games - you didn't like how it was turning out, but you had a much better handle on the mechanics so you gave up the few hours you'd played already to begin again in a more efficient manner.
Consider this: Most (if not all) the bittervets would quit, not wanting to reinvest the years, and those of us who are (relatively new) would actually have a fighting chance.
Yes, I have in fact been drinking since downtime. hehe... |
Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3513
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:24:13 -
[4224] - Quote
Major Creed wrote:I wonder what the longest down time ever was, I bet this one is close to it.
There was a three day downtime long ago. While Ive been playing: 1.5 days.
Know a Frozen fan? Check this out
Frozen fanfiction
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Steijn
Quay Industries
998
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:24:15 -
[4225] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:afkalt wrote:
It's literally the only USEFUL thing management can do in such a moment.
It's a disturbingly rare number of them who realise this, however.
Yup, I'm not a programmer... I'm here to message, and make sure you guys are informed with as much as we can release. Best thing I can do is take care of people and make sure they're comfortable while they're working. Gotta take care of our peeps, because frankly, we have an amazing team here in Reykjavik who work flat out to keep you guys entertained with spaceships .
okay then, can you confirm, is this a hardware or a software problem? |
Kitsune Koraka
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:24:21 -
[4226] - Quote
Omur Onen wrote:they should give additinal plex or smthing to all active accounts
that's idiotic these things happen and its not often infact its rare, its 1 day of not playing eve..... |
d00j Bowen
Reckless-Endangerment
The CORVOS
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:24:21 -
[4227] - Quote
F1..button..finger...itching...
lol Yesterday I couldn't do much due to storms and rolling blackouts, now server issues.. |
Reverendia Zeddamax
The Old Timer's Guild
M O B I U S
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:24:22 -
[4228] - Quote
Great, now CCP broke my Hulu connection. |
Nush Vespina
Machiavellian Empire
Fidelas Constans
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:24:25 -
[4229] - Quote
Shall we get serious and put up some support tickets ?
GO !
... " if you can't win - don't fight " Sun Tzu
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Veritas Luxmea
Rehn Industries
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:24:28 -
[4230] - Quote
I love to see all the no-lifers desperate because they are forced to live reality for a few more hours.
A big LOL to all. |
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Bignfurrie
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:24:29 -
[4231] - Quote
I miss Blink more than ever right now. Can you bring blink back? |
Tillblik Mangeiri
Major League Infidels
Size Really Doesn't Matter
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:24:33 -
[4232] - Quote
Are we there yet? |
Dradis Aulmais
RW Vindicator Connection
Phoebe Freeport Republic
966
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:24:49 -
[4233] - Quote
Since tranquillity is still down does that mean it's name is now Disturbance or have we reached Chaos ?
Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896
Free The Scope Three
|
Stieg Blomkvist
315 Miners
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:24:50 -
[4234] - Quote
Sophos Mileghere wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:Slowdive Aideron wrote: wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Thats exactly what we do when we have some massive problems with our infrastructure at the datacenter and everyone is doing overtime. Sit about with your dicks in your hands and eat pizza? Gee let me know which DC that is so I can make sure to never rent servers there. Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue. Falcon, don't rise to it - ignore douche comments like this
Yep we EVE players maybe unhappy due to no game time, but please CCP don't get upset by some of the replies you get on here. End of the day we are all adults and should accept that mistakes happen, even in a MMO game |
Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
25
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:24:53 -
[4235] - Quote
Jade Hashur wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:Slowdive Aideron wrote: wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Thats exactly what we do when we have some massive problems with our infrastructure at the datacenter and everyone is doing overtime. Sit about with your dicks in your hands and eat pizza? Gee let me know which DC that is so I can make sure to never rent servers there. Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue. Riddler Ronuken Shut the Hell up and grow up kid. No one asked you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CCP Falcon,
Its okay babe
Im here for you
Together forever <3
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
22378
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:24:53 -
[4236] - Quote
CCP wants to bring back that old loving feeling that we used to get from playing Eve.
Gives us Patch Day Classic.
::golf clap::
Love it.
Never not long skill.
Please CCP, No SP refunds, No compensation. **** happens and I think we can all be adults about it.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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LeeChanka
Super Cr3w
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:24:54 -
[4237] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:Slowdive Aideron wrote: wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Thats exactly what we do when we have some massive problems with our infrastructure at the datacenter and everyone is doing overtime. Sit about with your dicks in your hands and eat pizza? Gee let me know which DC that is so I can make sure to never rent servers there. Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue. For the love of eve and the welfare of the employees, do not clog up the arteries. get them some vegetables
Obvious woman, mans need meat in their arteries so they can work.
regard
lee
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aPoQ
Marzipan Meerkat Flying Circus
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:25:05 -
[4238] - Quote
Steijn wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
its not so much the fact that you are doing that, more a case of by posting that you are, you are just getting peoples backs up even more.
this |
darkfriar
Virulent Resolve
The Bastion
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:25:08 -
[4239] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:afkalt wrote:
It's literally the only USEFUL thing management can do in such a moment.
It's a disturbingly rare number of them who realise this, however.
Yup, I'm not a programmer... I'm here to message, and make sure you guys are informed with as much as we can release. Best thing I can do is take care of people and make sure they're comfortable while they're working. Gotta take care of our peeps, because frankly, we have an amazing team here in Reykjavik who work flat out to keep you guys entertained with spaceships .
We are not entertained now, we are bored stiff! |
Brokk Witgenstein
Extreme Agony
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:25:10 -
[4240] - Quote
Alkany Bencosme wrote:ISNT MORE EASY TO RESTORE THE SYSTEM ? i prefer the server before the update to this ineffiecient :v thing
I have a hunch they can't. Database with all SOV ownership is lost, now trying to restore by watching YouTube videos I guess the real question is: WHO ATE THE HAMSTER??!
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Verse Askold
Adhocracy Incorporated
Adhocracy
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:25:10 -
[4241] - Quote
Quote: also...still saw no answer to if our skills are going while this is happening...otherwise im missing a while day of skill traning...which is a lot when im sooo close to using my provi ;-;
well, since they cant manage to get it up and running i dont think they know or it is one of their least concerns
/me just sits in a corner and praises Bob in the meantime! |
Frank Rotsuda
Article IV
Advent of Fate
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:25:11 -
[4242] - Quote
Kairos Antilles wrote:210.... the threadnaught is reaching critical acceleration.
WARP DRIVE ACTIVE |
Quattras Peione
SUPREME MATHEMATICS
A Band Apart.
99
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:25:28 -
[4243] - Quote
Srly guys, enjoy the pizza. We know you're working hard for it. Ignore the gripes and know the grownups in the room really appreciate the work you're putting in just so we can have internet spaceships.
Dr. Quattras Alvar Peione
No, I'm not that kind of doctor.
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Lt Motion
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:25:40 -
[4244] - Quote
Shi Chaos wrote:Full server reset in process, time to start over.
Thinking about it, I would actually love it if it all started blank |
Jacek Bud
Swifts Russian
Legion of xXDEATHXx
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:25:43 -
[4245] - Quote
CCP... your hamster is wrong plug in ;)
http://static.gifland.us/files/2014/10/16/gifs_17.gif |
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
26
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:25:44 -
[4246] - Quote
Missed a whole afternoon of incursioning... There goes about 500M.
But, on the other hand... hanging out here has certainly been a blast. |
Emma Verondi
MSE-corp
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:25:45 -
[4247] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:afkalt wrote:
It's literally the only USEFUL thing management can do in such a moment.
It's a disturbingly rare number of them who realise this, however.
Yup, I'm not a programmer... I'm here to message, and make sure you guys are informed with as much as we can release. Best thing I can do is take care of people and make sure they're comfortable while they're working. Gotta take care of our peeps, because frankly, we have an amazing team here in Reykjavik who work flat out to keep you guys entertained with spaceships .
you guys are doing a great job! Dont forget that you also need rest!
"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
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Christine Coirelle
EVE University
Ivy League
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:25:53 -
[4248] - Quote
Tatsujin Kagaku wrote:Major Creed wrote:I wonder what the longest down time ever was, I bet this one is close to it.
Longest I've seen was 3 or 4 hours. Cant remember. It was a few years back. This has to be the longest that i know of.
Some of the decade+ bittervets on r/eve are saying that when Red Moon Rising was released TQ was down for nearly a week. |
Arch-Magus Mephisto
Black Scorpions Inc
Fidelas Constans
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:25:55 -
[4249] - Quote
Quote:20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Yes, Devs have to eat too. I'm sympathetic. However, 9 hours downtime and still no end in sight?
Look please focus future endeavors to correcting all the problems that currently exist. Stop wasting time with skins and silly graphic user interface improvements and work on stabilizing the game and properly re balancing all ship classes appropriately.
Also could you please get rid of the ghastly Overview Icons, they still make zero sense to the end user. |
Blaanka
Echelon Research
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:26:03 -
[4250] - Quote
is it because the subspace conduits have locked with the transponder module and cause a major tachyon surge in the time matrix?
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Sauron Zanjoahir
Vortex Technologies
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:26:05 -
[4251] - Quote
Unless you're a programmer, you have no idea !
Keep up the good work CCP.
...maybe the answer can be found in the Halls of Thranduil |
Bobb Bobbington
The Mjolnir Bloc
The Bloc
20
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:26:06 -
[4252] - Quote
2000 years later... |
Wolfgang Amelana
Armageddon's Angels
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:26:06 -
[4253] - Quote
Kasi Briccius wrote:01010100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110010 01110010 01101001 01100010 01101100 01100101 00101100 00100000 01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100111 01101111 00100000 01110000 01101100 01100001 01111001 00100000 01010011 01110100 01100001 01110010 00100000 01000011 01101001 01110100 01101001 01111010 01100101 01101110 00101110
don't do that |
Ripblade Falconpunch
Centurion Logistics
272
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:26:07 -
[4254] - Quote
Thread has a disturbing lack of mammary glands. |
Reggie Thistleton
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:26:20 -
[4255] - Quote
Veritas Luxmea wrote:I love to see all the no-lifers desperate because they are forced to live reality for a few more hours.
A big LOL to all.
You seem butthurt, take a moment to fill out this form for me please. |
Jacob Milller
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:26:23 -
[4256] - Quote
Veritas Luxmea wrote:I love to see all the no-lifers desperate because they are forced to live reality for a few more hours.
A big LOL to all.
I only have until my wife gets home to play so ccp ruined an entire free 5 hour day! |
Alfacinha
the muppets
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:26:24 -
[4257] - Quote
CCP please feed the hamsters !! |
Malcolm Muutaras
Wan Futuristics
The Esoteric Order of Dagon.
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:26:24 -
[4258] - Quote
The song that is currently being played in all of our heads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saalGKY7ifU |
Tobias Acuerdo
Lone Star Liquidations Llc
15
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:26:25 -
[4259] - Quote
Tatsujin Kagaku wrote:Major Creed wrote:I wonder what the longest down time ever was, I bet this one is close to it.
Longest I've seen was 3 or 4 hours. Cant remember. It was a few years back. This has to be the longest that i know of.
Try 3 days, when the servers were moved to their present location, somewhere in the cellars beneath MI5. |
JaakJaak
ASH TO DUST
Obsidian Descendants
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:26:32 -
[4260] - Quote
Typical The one day i get off work to play eve and its down :( |
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Emma Dynamite
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:26:36 -
[4261] - Quote
Just do it !!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuHfVn_cfHU |
Callum Ijonen
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:26:39 -
[4262] - Quote
20:30 UTC - The team is just taking an after meal nap to recharge our batteries. |
Whipple Shai
Time and all Eternity
DeepSpace.
24
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:26:42 -
[4263] - Quote
Quote: It's literally the only USEFUL thing management can do in such a moment.
It's a disturbingly rare number of them who realise this, however.
A good manager knows how to hire quality people. If they know they did, they then know to stand back and let them do their job.
Unfortunately, as you said, so few managers realize what their actual job is in a time like this.
Whipple |
SHADOWWALKER shadows
Haight Industries LLC
No Forks Given
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:26:45 -
[4264] - Quote
CCP do what my dad used to tell me all the time, whatever you took the heat for dont repeat that mistake again because the second time it's really gonna sting like a B*TCH |
Ramiel Wayfarer
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:26:47 -
[4265] - Quote
Allen Naskingar wrote:Ramiel Wayfarer wrote:Allen Naskingar wrote:Ramiel Wayfarer wrote:World of tanks anyone. what tank you usually use? m103,is-7,maus,48 pat, e75, t54 and a few others. i personally love my KV-1 and T-34 with the ZiS-4
T-34 one of my favs, tbh i dont play to much now days just occasionally.
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Ero Adalwulf
Wormhole Mining Minions
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:26:49 -
[4266] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:Slowdive Aideron wrote: wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Thats exactly what we do when we have some massive problems with our infrastructure at the datacenter and everyone is doing overtime. Sit about with your dicks in your hands and eat pizza? Gee let me know which DC that is so I can make sure to never rent servers there. Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
Pizza and Beer FTW!!!
Save the hard stuff for after it fixed... need something to celebrate with. |
Ugh Fine
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:27:04 -
[4267] - Quote
Some free gecko's for our troubles? |
xion cyrus
Jenk Corp
The Consortium of Worlds
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:27:05 -
[4268] - Quote
Did ccp forget to plex themselves quick someone plex them |
Sella Lesbon
Three-legged Dogs
Indomitable Intentions
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:27:05 -
[4269] - Quote
I come home. Hard day at work. Boss being a total ass. Want to slip into my little escape wh to other dimension.
TQ is down. Cry myself to sleep.
> Never do something to someone that you wouldn't like to be done to yourself.
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Wayne Caderu
Disciples of Aphrodite
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:27:08 -
[4270] - Quote
Nolan Drake wrote:I'm not saying it was aliens...
... "Drifters"
http://i.imgur.com/wb8ZN0b.png I'm just gonna leave this here. |
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Sinilix Kanenald
Starvin' Pilots Association
Risky Ventures and Associates
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:27:09 -
[4271] - Quote
BREAKING NEWS: Drifters destroyed by new threat. Dyleks encountered in far reaches of space. SOMEONE PLEASE GET THE Doctor. |
Carvo Works
Lynx Battlegroup
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:27:12 -
[4272] - Quote
wanna play something? find my other comment in the ocean of replies. |
BlackBeard NL
Demonic Retribution
The Initiative.
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:27:14 -
[4273] - Quote
SHADOWWALKER shadows wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:Slowdive Aideron wrote: wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Thats exactly what we do when we have some massive problems with our infrastructure at the datacenter and everyone is doing overtime. Sit about with your dicks in your hands and eat pizza? Gee let me know which DC that is so I can make sure to never rent servers there. Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue. CCP Don't worry about cunts like that guy, he has no life you guys do, I appreciate the hard work you guys are doing (And Yes I do mean it when I say it).
MIndlessly staring at your screen and pretending your working hard won't solve anything either. Well maybe your personal cashflow but that's also temporary because 'the lie is already halfway to Damascus while truth is putting its boots on'. Pizza and sleep solves stuff because Ted said so: https://www.ted.com/talks/jeff_iliff_one_more_reason_to_get_a_good_night_s_sleep |
Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:27:21 -
[4274] - Quote
Jez Kerensky wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
[/b] I hope you got them the good stuff from Eld's !!!
Are we are getting at least a fedo? Since this whole time of game time is worth exactly to my pocket an incredible $1.50 and since I haven't been able to play all this time all equzling a grand total of about a billion isk...im sitting here wondering when I finally log back in sometime tonight...maybe tomorrow , will i have something to redeem?
Yours truly In pew: - CEPHY -
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M Suhaimi
MSR n Nur Group
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:27:29 -
[4275] - Quote
So, did Sleeper success in their incursion of all New Eden? We cant even enter our pod... PANIC~! |
Mdes Ormand
Flux Technologies Inc
Gentlemen's.Parlor
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:27:30 -
[4276] - Quote
Fenrir Vulfsbane wrote:Mdes Ormand wrote:Shirley Ding-Dong wrote:[quote=Acid Vamp]01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 011010010111010000100000011100110111010101110010011001010010000001100100011011110110010101110011 so is thisabput who can write more numbers? 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 01100011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 0110100101110100001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 01101001011101000010000001110011011101010111001001100101001000000110010001101111011001010111001
No this aint about just numbers!
Use this: http://www.convertbinary.com/
Thanks a lot man :) and it isl fun to have fun together :P |
Buck Dodge
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:27:31 -
[4277] - Quote
McBarnacle wrote:Daeron Nordda wrote:Ack... just realized I've only 5 more hours planned in my skill queue... I got 575 days before I need to worry. TBH, I am actually starting to worry a little...................
164 for me. 4 days is the shortest queue on my others. |
Pondo Sinatra
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:27:35 -
[4278] - Quote
Downtime Entertainment: "The World's Shortest Fairy Tale"
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl GÇÿWill you marry me?GÇÖ
The girl said, GÇÿNO!GÇÖ
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The End |
Messenger Of Truth
Butlerian Crusade
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:27:41 -
[4279] - Quote
Blasto wrote: Crazy idea here, stay with me: ROLL BACK THE PATCH.
It could be a data issue rather than a software issue. But I'm sure CCP appreciate your diagnosis. |
Birfield Zane
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:27:44 -
[4280] - Quote
Give us sisi \o/ |
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Toro Conde
Pineview Angus
Moose Alliance
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:27:45 -
[4281] - Quote
Starting up...(44 sec.) |
Sophos Mileghere
Ars Goetia Corporation
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:27:49 -
[4282] - Quote
Callum Ijonen wrote:20:30 UTC - The team is just taking an after meal nap to recharge our batteries.
Dont forget there are real people at the other end of the keyboard
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Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3514
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:27:50 -
[4283] - Quote
Hedstrom Bukandara wrote:I think we should just start from scratch. Every last one of us. Like back in the good old days when we played sp games - you didn't like how it was turning out, but you had a much better handle on the mechanics so you gave up the few hours you'd played already to begin again in a more efficient manner.
Consider this: Most (if not all) the bittervets would quit, not wanting to reinvest the years, and those of us who are (relatively new) would actually have a fighting chance.
Yes, I have in fact been drinking since downtime. hehe...
One issue with starting over: PLEX. Many spent real money on their PLEX. What do we do with them? CCP would not want to refund the real money, and most PLEX are in someone's else hands, someone who expects to get free game time, or piles of ISK. There could well be real legal issues here.
Know a Frozen fan? Check this out
Frozen fanfiction
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Azunai Celestus
Dragron Riders Inc
Parental Supervision.
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:27:55 -
[4284] - Quote
Bob Donovitch wrote:Missed a whole afternoon of incursioning... There goes about 500M. But, on the other hand... hanging out here has certainly been a blast.
i must say it's been refreshing to see so many new faces on blog for a change, hey i'm ****** looking at the positives here, come on give me a break! |
KntEagle
Wolf-Pack
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:28:03 -
[4285] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
PIZZA !! I didn't get any where in the H**L is ours don't you think we need some fuel to
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Omur Onen
SiBER ORDU
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:28:13 -
[4286] - Quote
is that about NASA pluto mission?????????? |
Skye McLeod
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:28:14 -
[4287] - Quote
My God! I have been home from work for 20 minutes, and got to the "Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot, or anytime someone asks for isk, sp, or plex you take a shot". I am now drunk and have to go out and get another 1/2 gal. of whiskey. |
Allen Naskingar
UNITAS.
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:28:15 -
[4288] - Quote
Ramiel Wayfarer wrote:Allen Naskingar wrote:Ramiel Wayfarer wrote:Allen Naskingar wrote:Ramiel Wayfarer wrote:World of tanks anyone. what tank you usually use? m103,is-7,maus,48 pat, e75, t54 and a few others. i personally love my KV-1 and T-34 with the ZiS-4 T-34 one of my favs, tbh i dont play to much now days just occasionally.
i actually havent played in months, ive been busy with eve and other stuff |
NoName Rex
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:28:27 -
[4289] - Quote
Wife's gone camping for 1 day with the kid... For 6 months i havent had a day off...
6 months....
I come home, drop my pants and make coffee, the servers down... No biggie i can wait 15 mins, i empty the dishwasher...
8 Hours later im sitting here crying :( day is wasted... This was the day CCP, this was the day... you ****** me...
You didn't even wine and dine me, you... just... ******... me :( |
NightmareX
Lakagigar
656
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:28:33 -
[4290] - Quote
Alfacinha wrote:CCP please feed the hamsters !!
Maybe after they have been feeding their CCP employees with pizza. But i'm not sure if the hamsters likes pizza though.
Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:
1: Asteroid Madness
2: Clash of the Empires
3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama
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Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated
Fidelas Constans
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:28:48 -
[4291] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:Slowdive Aideron wrote: wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Thats exactly what we do when we have some massive problems with our infrastructure at the datacenter and everyone is doing overtime. Sit about with your dicks in your hands and eat pizza? Gee let me know which DC that is so I can make sure to never rent servers there. Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
Love you guys and you are awesome thanks for the laugh about the pizza update
IDK if you will see and or read this but ive wondered whats the most pages you have gotten on a forum ? |
Glornak Ironspawn
Dave's Tax Shelter
Federal United Battalion of Armed Renegades
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:29:13 -
[4292] - Quote
Has anyone though that maybe a rollback isn't possible? You know the game only has hundreds of timer that depend on time moving forward so rolling back could just **** up everything even more. |
Zendarius
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:29:17 -
[4293] - Quote
[quote=CCP Falcon][img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
{20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!}
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Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3514
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:29:27 -
[4294] - Quote
Pondo Sinatra wrote:Downtime Entertainment: "The World's Shortest Fairy Tale"
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl GÇÿWill you marry me?GÇÖ
The girl said, GÇÿNO!GÇÖ
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The End
Worlds shortest Sci Fi story:
The last person on Earth sat in a room. There was a knock on the door.
Know a Frozen fan? Check this out
Frozen fanfiction
|
Koikarmin
The Ginnungagap
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:29:33 -
[4295] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:afkalt wrote:
It's literally the only USEFUL thing management can do in such a moment.
It's a disturbingly rare number of them who realise this, however.
Yup, I'm not a programmer... I'm here to message, and make sure you guys are informed with as much as we can release. Best thing I can do is take care of people and make sure they're comfortable while they're working. Gotta take care of our peeps, because frankly, we have an amazing team here in Reykjavik who work flat out to keep you guys entertained with spaceships .
Respected
Hope you guys don't stress too much about the server, given some of the responses on this thread on the forum.
(Free sp, free isk aso.), booo hooo, boo ****edy whooo that is all I have to say to them!
Hope you fix it soon, so you can go home to your RL/families/gf's/bf's/BED...
Have a good night
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Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
26
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:29:35 -
[4296] - Quote
It will all come down to something like someone put a : where a ; should have been.... some poor coder will be siting there saying "Son of a b@@ch." |
Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:29:37 -
[4297] - Quote
Riddler Ronuken wrote:Sit about with your ***** in your hands and eat pizza? Gee let me know which DC that is so I can make sure to never rent servers there.
I work for a webhost and have access to 3 datacenters here in town. They all have such policies. Prolonged downtime like this means you take care of your techs.
Try going 7 hours of trying to deal with issues like this and see how your thought process is without some food.
Oh and yes, they all have cots and blankets as well.
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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Terry Gillan
Terry's Film Company
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:29:42 -
[4298] - Quote
Pyotr Veliky wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:...This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST... Fair enough. I assume that you have saved the previous state of the system--the one that was working before you attempted the fixes and patches. Why not roll back the changes, restore the status quo ante, and do some more testing offline?
This is the 1735th time someone suggested this. I guess it's not possible. Could lead to even worse scenarios. They need to solve the problem right now. It may even not be related to Sov changes or new content at all. It may be something old and rotten.
My friend recently fixed an error in code, which was there for very long. He works on a very large ERP-like system. But everyone expected the wrong behaviour. They tested everything, but still after the fix was deployed, everything crashed and they had to restore the previous state... :) Sometimes it's just better to keep it running.
Never fix what's not broken! |
Pegasus Heluene
Freelancers of EVE
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:29:46 -
[4299] - Quote
KntEagle wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
PIZZA !! I didn't get any where in the H**L is ours don't you think we need some fuel to
Extra cheese on my
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Executor Ardur
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:29:51 -
[4300] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Unfortunately I had this happen to me many times as well. Its part of a developers job. Good luck guys. |
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chaosjj
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
78
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:29:56 -
[4301] - Quote
I must say, that i am not even bored by the server being down, looking at this threadnought is almost entertaining enough, i can feel the level of bonding within the community , but all kidding aside, enjoy your pizza's, they are well earned. |
Kaeen Deathwalker
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:04 -
[4302] - Quote
just started my account back after a few years off..
We talked about this the last time.. Gerbils dont have the stamina to keep servers running.. you should go to Scorpion Mice.. They have a bonus of a little yell every so often.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xa-GSm1P0I
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Leonan Darkrisen
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:05 -
[4303] - Quote
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ADM Andria Ravencroft
InnerSphere Alliance
The InnerSphere
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:05 -
[4304] - Quote
Wait, I want Pizza Too!
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Grisha Altol
Guards Assault Corps
Infinity Space.
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:05 -
[4305] - Quote
http://s1.developerslife.ru/public/images/gifs/850d4fcb-8eff-497a-bf78-3346c8a6879d.gif |
Xenuria
The Scope
Gallente Federation
1014
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:12 -
[4306] - Quote
~The End of Running Late Tonight~
CSM 11 Candidate
My Lore Predictions
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Naughty Dred
Running with Dogs
Stella Nova
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:13 -
[4307] - Quote
I cant casually read as fast as this forum is being posted on |
Aesop Book
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:13 -
[4308] - Quote
Have set my desktop to an eve mining still, and miniturized this browser to look like local chat.
Just makes me miss it more. Bob dammit. |
Virgil Scipion
Bionesis Technologies
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:14 -
[4309] - Quote
It seems really really serious.
CCP, my professional sympathy and my personal trust are with you.
Courage camarades !
Virgil Scipion
Bionesis Technologies
|
Situational Tourettes
Shenanigans 'n' Douchebaggery
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:23 -
[4310] - Quote
Hahaaaaaaaaa sorry Heifers! Q.Q Q.Q
/me is drinking all your tearzzzzz HA!
Thank you CCP for allowing these fine capsuleers to tickle my funnybone all day long! |
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Crash Dummy
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:24 -
[4311] - Quote
I don't know what the fuss is about... if our bodies expire we can clone jump |
Apollo Valere
The Retired Officers Club
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:25 -
[4312] - Quote
Compensate us with pizza? I'd be happy with that |
Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
41
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:36 -
[4313] - Quote
aPoQ wrote:Steijn wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
its not so much the fact that you are doing that, more a case of by posting that you are, you are just getting peoples backs up even more. this
Moronic morons are moroning. Please ignore morons. Or better yet, maybe 'accidentally' lose their accounts during maintenance. |
Wayne Caderu
Disciples of Aphrodite
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:38 -
[4314] - Quote
Carvo Works wrote:wanna play something? find my other comment in the ocean of replies.
wanna play some TF2? |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
24
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:38 -
[4315] - Quote
Glornak Ironspawn wrote:Has anyone though that maybe a rollback isn't possible? You know the game only has hundreds of timer that depend on time moving forward so rolling back could just **** up everything even more.
I'm sure mostly everyone realizes this. but that would made the thread no fun! |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
35
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:38 -
[4316] - Quote
ADM Andria Ravencroft wrote:Wait, I want Pizza Too!
I have French Bread Pizza. It's delicious. |
vccv
65
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:43 -
[4317] - Quote
Most companies don't provide near as much feedback during unexpected downtime. As always CCP, keep it classy. Enjoy the pizza. Everyone posting about gimmies and awful encounters with almost 24 hours of reality will be silent when you are done working your magic. |
Thegasp Cupcakes
CareBears Gone Dark
Pina Colada Armada
18
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:44 -
[4318] - Quote
Is this part of the drifters' storyline? |
Yunii
Black Serpent Technologies
Black Legion.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:31:01 -
[4319] - Quote
ya'll need to go outside... sometimes patch day took days to get back online.. |
Nekhebet
Provincia Septim
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:31:05 -
[4320] - Quote
Nolan Drake wrote:I'm not saying it was aliens...
... "Drifters"
OMG I am so sorry I agro-ed the Drifters, CCP. I didn't think that when I logged off they'd go after the cluster.
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gustye
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:31:11 -
[4321] - Quote
Vincent Athena wrote:Hedstrom Bukandara wrote:I think we should just start from scratch. Every last one of us. Like back in the good old days when we played sp games - you didn't like how it was turning out, but you had a much better handle on the mechanics so you gave up the few hours you'd played already to begin again in a more efficient manner.
Consider this: Most (if not all) the bittervets would quit, not wanting to reinvest the years, and those of us who are (relatively new) would actually have a fighting chance.
Yes, I have in fact been drinking since downtime. hehe... One issue with starting over: PLEX. Many spent real money on their PLEX. What do we do with them? CCP would not want to refund the real money, and most PLEX are in someone's else hands, someone who expects to get free game time, or piles of ISK. There could well be real legal issues here.
They would be converted to aura for use in the new eden store! Legaly they could probably get away with that, walletwarrior outrage aside. |
Krugzyk
The Scope
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:31:11 -
[4322] - Quote
Try replacing the balaption valve on the air compressed seat post. |
Conner Iceman
Myrmidons
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:31:15 -
[4323] - Quote
Haha new battelship https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndb5B3e1q3I&list=LLoQiekd-rl4MKrYsne4pNlQ&index=15 |
Araikas Rhal
Hair-Trigger
Prolapse.
25
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:31:16 -
[4324] - Quote
As you can see they are running test fix's on Banana.
I played other games in my past life. I must have done something wrong to be re-incarnated as an Eve player.
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Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
25
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:31:17 -
[4325] - Quote
I would love to mention that I have been on this thread for the past two and a half hours
And I loved every second of it
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Mdes Ormand
Flux Technologies Inc
Gentlemen's.Parlor
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:31:22 -
[4326] - Quote
Fenrir Vulfsbane wrote:Mdes Ormand wrote:Shirley Ding-Dong wrote:Acid Vamp wrote:01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 011010010111010000100000011100110111010101110010011001010010000001100100011011110110010101110011 so is thisabput who can write more numbers? 010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 011101010101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 01101001011101000010000001110011011101010111001001100101001000000110010001101111011001010111001 No this aint about just numbers! Use this: http://www.convertbinary.com/
It says: this sucks it sure does
01110100 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101
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White Bull
Flux Technologies Inc
Gentlemen's.Parlor
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:31:25 -
[4327] - Quote
Sella Lesbon wrote:I come home. Hard day at work. Boss being a total ass. Want to slip into my little escape wh to other dimension.
TQ is down. Cry myself to sleep.
this is what i feel now ....
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Acid Vamp
El Ultimo Hombre
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:31:31 -
[4328] - Quote
Carvo Works wrote:Have you guys tryed to....(say random stuff, i get it right, you guys call me to work there, dream come true) 0101110101011001?
o7
01100001 01100111 01110010 01100101 01100101 01100100 |
Grinder2210
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
45
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:31:33 -
[4329] - Quote
Wow just Wow .. this is the worst F up in human history isnt it lol Can we all have a chance to scold the guy who did this before you fire him ? |
Brutus Le'montac
254
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:31:35 -
[4330] - Quote
Enjoy the pizza's devs!
also, no prob if it takes longer, as someone working in the IT myself i know how it sometimes can take a lot longer when it just wont work, and i also know its almost as annoying for you guys as it is for us the players.
Good luck after dinner with repairing.
Thought is dangerous; lack of thought, deadly!
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Ben Bernannke
Vickery Mining Corporation
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:31:39 -
[4331] - Quote
nitro oxide wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33541109
I clicked the link actually believing it was a news story about the extended EVE downtime, what's happening to me? |
Tillblik Mangeiri
Major League Infidels
Size Really Doesn't Matter
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:31:48 -
[4332] - Quote
NoName Rex wrote:Wife's gone camping for 1 day with the kid... For 6 months i havent had a day off...
6 months....
You didn't even wine and dine me, you... just... ******... me :(
That's what she said. |
Jacob Milller
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:31:57 -
[4333] - Quote
Half an hour before wife is home no eve today it would seem, i'd at least like to see a day added to my sub, thanks CCP! |
SHADOWWALKER shadows
Haight Industries LLC
No Forks Given
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:32:09 -
[4334] - Quote
Some Chill out music for you basement dwelling trolls with no life
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ09bTPLohM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR9-2As-XMk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw42ULtUM5Q |
Mdes Ormand
Flux Technologies Inc
Gentlemen's.Parlor
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:32:10 -
[4335] - Quote
Cadoc Credence wrote:I would love to mention that I have been on this thread for the past two and a half hours
And I loved every second of it
01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101001 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100001 01101110 |
Executor Ardur
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:32:18 -
[4336] - Quote
the mouse is CCP and the wheel is the servers XD |
hassan Attor
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:32:26 -
[4337] - Quote
no rush devs, I got many other activities :) |
Tovo-vich Armer
TAOEISM
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:32:41 -
[4338] - Quote
"I love Lamp" - Brand |
Wolfgang Amelana
Armageddon's Angels
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:32:59 -
[4339] - Quote
01001001001000000110100001101111011100000110010100100000011010010111010000100000011010010111001100100000011011110110111001101100011010010110111001100101001000000111010001101111011011010110111101110010011100100110111101110111 |
MrLuciferi
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:33:00 -
[4340] - Quote
Sympathy for the Devil... erhm... I mean: Sympathy for CCP.
I really hope no one has offended you too much over this issue. It can happen to anyone. Keep up the good work you do on/with EVE.
A big hug and VR love to you all! |
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Sophos Mileghere
Ars Goetia Corporation
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:33:04 -
[4341] - Quote
10 hours of Mr Trolol will help pass the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ednKK8GlvwI |
Gilan Isana
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
44
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:33:13 -
[4342] - Quote
Bobby Shyne wrote:through Hebediah, his servants. There shall
in that time be rumours, of things going astray.
and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are.
And nobody will really know where lieth those little things with a
sort of rackey work base, that has an attachment. At this
time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not
know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers, that
their fathers put there only just the night before, 'bout eight o'clock.
AAAAAAAAAAAannnnddddddddddddddd. . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . .
Always look on the bright side of life
de do, de do, de do, de do
Always look on the bright side of extended downtime. . . .
de do, de do, de do, de do |
Mensrea Doomseeker
Quebec's Underdog League
Quebec United Legions
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:33:27 -
[4343] - Quote
Man wants to find out what 2 plus 2 equals to.
Asks an accountant.
Accountant takes out his calculator, types the data in and says: " 2 plus 2 equals 4."
Unsure he asks a coder.
Coder makes a program: int a = 2; int b = 2; answer = a + b. He compiles it, runs it and says: " 2 plus 2 equals 4."
Still unsure the man asks a lawyer.
The lawyers tells his secretary to hold his calls, locks the door, shuts the blinds and whispers:
"What do you it to equal to?" |
stardog Arkaral
Warrior of the One
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:33:36 -
[4344] - Quote
Can we get 1 million sp compensation please |
Daniel Walker
Profit Ventures
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:33:37 -
[4345] - Quote
So, how do you all like the new CORE miner protection racketeering going on?
It's like the old Mafia protection rackets, pay us or it will cost you!
Savior of High Sec my arse!
It's just the latest and greatest pirate scam!
Your thoughts?
|
Hedstrom Bukandara
Space Squirrels Unite
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:33:47 -
[4346] - Quote
Aesop Book wrote:Have set my desktop to an eve mining still, and miniturized this browser to look like local chat.
Just makes me miss it more. Bob dammit.
A Most Fine Example of Thinking Outside the Box. Kudos. |
Jakub Trokowski
WATAHA.
Unseen Wolves
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:33:53 -
[4347] - Quote
Has this have been linked https://youtu.be/Q7_rnoR_wFU ?
Smile, always! ;)
|
Valuial
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:33:54 -
[4348] - Quote
218, you got to burn something now! Burn it down ! |
Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:34:03 -
[4349] - Quote
I CAN't care any less how long it takes to fix it as long as it gets fixed.AND when it does, that we are reimbursed for time lost...and I mean all of us, not just a few with free ships * cough *cough |
Mourados Denver
Tunisia Holding
72
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:34:17 -
[4350] - Quote
Forum Bump activity |
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Skilo
Higher Than Everest
Black Legion.
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:34:20 -
[4351] - Quote
After reading all this pages (Not really) i find alot of references to PIZZA
Therefor i blaim PIZZA for this and ask everyone to invade Delve
Once i finish eating this pizza myself and CCp gets eve online ... ofc |
Emma Verondi
MSE-corp
13
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:34:24 -
[4352] - Quote
SHADOWWALKER shadows wrote:
http://eve-radio.com/ is better ;)
DJ Dunewolf have been doing an amazing job keeping us entertained for the past 8(ish) hours!
"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
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Dracvlad
Taishi Combine
Second-Dawn
956
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:34:25 -
[4353] - Quote
Happy birthday Fawlty7
Ah and CCP, this sort of thing happens, I wish you well in sorting it out and while part of me wants you to get the server up soon another parts wants you to fail for another 4 hours and 2 minutes so the TCU in Y-MPWL goes invulnerable. The thought of that somehow surviving two days without being reinforced makes me get all excited...
Ella's Snack bar
|
Killdeer Okel
Red Ochre Mining and Exploration
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
15
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:34:25 -
[4354] - Quote
Well, at least the Devs are refueled, but what about my POS? Does the Pizza refuel that too? |
Mdes Ormand
Flux Technologies Inc
Gentlemen's.Parlor
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:34:30 -
[4355] - Quote
hey come on guys we have a solid target of 250 :) |
4chan SlashPOL
Implying Jita Prices
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:34:57 -
[4356] - Quote
01001000 01000101 01001100 01001100 01001111 00100000 01000110 01010010 01001001 01000101 01001110 01000100 01010011 00100001 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101110 01101110 01100001 00100000 01110000 01101100 01100001 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101111 01101111 00100000 00111010 01000100 |
Kal'Han
Win or Die
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:34:57 -
[4357] - Quote
"not accepting connections", it's up ?
|
Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
44
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:35:07 -
[4358] - Quote
Killdeer Okel wrote:Well, at least the Devs are refueled, but what about my POS? Does the Pizza refuel that too?
As a matter of fact, yes. |
Halan Devan
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:35:30 -
[4359] - Quote
Been fun reading the thread and feasting on tears today. Om nom nom...
But sadly i'm off to work today so you have another 7 hours with which to consume pizza and find a solution to the "technical difficulties" of the servers pos-patch.
Keep at it Devs, don't let the trolls get to you at all. o7 |
Christo World
Under the Wings of Fury
Spears of Destiny
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:35:32 -
[4360] - Quote
http://eve.znaor.hr/evegame/
eve offline is live once again... |
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fathitman
SniggWaffe
WAFFLES.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:35:40 -
[4361] - Quote
So I was going to be making 10 bill during this downtime
I need this credited to my account ASAP |
Anatat
The CodeX Alliance Executive Holdings Corporation
The CodeX Alliance
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:35:41 -
[4362] - Quote
This must be the new tutorial. Lauch Eve, do nothing. Congrats your a vet! |
Bignfurrie
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:35:46 -
[4363] - Quote
Your welcome for this 4 min distraction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJMUewVpB5Y |
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
27
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:35:50 -
[4364] - Quote
Oh come on you guys that are crying big tears of rage.... Sometimes the unexpected happens and things just go horribly wrong.
TQ will be up later today... tomorrow... the next day.... well.... hopefully. |
Anozeph
Operation Meatshield
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:35:57 -
[4365] - Quote
its up! http://eve-offline.net/ |
Petrified
Old and Petrified Syndication
TOG - The Older Gamers Alliance
267
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:35:57 -
[4366] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Will you be sharing the marshmallows with us once this is over? |
Nathan32Derby UK
Goodfellas Inc.
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:35:57 -
[4367] - Quote
20:00hrs ... PIZZA !!!! Fckin' PIZZA !!!! are you having a laugh? Maybe the players who pay your wages should be a bit " go slow " when it comes to resubscribing. 3 or 4 days won't hurt us, but it'll sure hurt CCP in the pocket.
Here's a hint, undo the patch that you applied ( that's knackered ) and run the servers without the new patch until you can afford to pay for proper coders to write patches that don't crash the system. |
Atalia Kuva
Whats That Mom
To Be Determined Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:35:59 -
[4368] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:I CAN't care any less how long it takes to fix it as long as it gets fixed.AND when it does, that we are reimbursed for time lost...and I mean all of us, not just a few with free ships * cough *cough
definitely reimbursement would be much appreciated for our patience |
Seifer Al'Masy
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
25
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:36:07 -
[4369] - Quote
Kal'Han wrote:"not accepting connections", it's up ?
yes, up in flames... |
Crash Dummy
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:36:25 -
[4370] - Quote
Gilan Isana wrote:Bobby Shyne wrote:through Hebediah, his servants. There shall
in that time be rumours, of things going astray.
and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are.
And nobody will really know where lieth those little things with a
sort of rackey work base, that has an attachment. At this
time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not
know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers, that
their fathers put there only just the night before, 'bout eight o'clock. AAAAAAAAAAAannnnddddddddddddddd. . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . Always look on the bright side of life de do, de do, de do, de do Always look on the bright side of extended downtime. . . . de do, de do, de do, de do
That's the idea.... a sing song always works get everyone's spirits up
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Solt Novadios
Temporary Founded Hideout
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:36:29 -
[4371] - Quote
Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
[/quote]
Just don't mind those pll without patience. Sometimes the sh*t hits the fan and things not going as planned. I'm okay with it, others should too. What is concerning me is more like the food. Pizza is very bad, when ppl under pressure overworking. There is no real body and mind boosting nutrients in it. (I love pizza anyway) Order sushi for the devs. Do not hurry with eating and drink a big cup of coffee/tea. Take a walk, move a bit and after continue the work well refreshed.
Wish you good luck guys.
i think i screwed up this quote soo bad. Well, doesnt matter. |
Naughty Dred
Running with Dogs
Stella Nova
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:36:36 -
[4372] - Quote
Mdes Ormand wrote:Fenrir Vulfsbane wrote:Mdes Ormand wrote:Shirley Ding-Dong wrote:Acid Vamp wrote:01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 011010010111010000100000011100110111010101110010011001010010000001100100011011110110010101110011 so is thisabput who can write more numbers? 010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 011101010101011100100110010100100000011001000110111101100101011100101110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 01101001011101000010000001110011011101010111001001100101001000000110010001101111011001010111001 No this aint about just numbers! Use this: http://www.convertbinary.com/
It says: this sucks it sure does 01110100 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101
01001111 01101000 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100111 01101111 01100100 00100000 01101001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01110011 01101111 00100000 01101001 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110000 01110000 01111001 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101110 01101011 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01101001 01110100 01100101 00101110 00100000 01010100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101101 01100001 01111010 01100101 01100010 01100001 01101100 01101100 01110011 00101110 |
Whoziwatzits
State War Academy
Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:36:45 -
[4373] - Quote
Aww, I missed page 200 :( Guess I'll have to hang around until page 300. |
Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:36:47 -
[4374] - Quote
For all we know this whole thing is intentional due to the massive pew we were about to create...so don't be surprised if downtime extends until enough timers are back to invul I mean after all...we all kow this one thing...balace of pew must be maintained or the whole thing implodes |
Sophos Mileghere
Ars Goetia Corporation
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:36:49 -
[4375] - Quote
Nathan32Derby UK wrote:20:00hrs ... PIZZA !!!! Fckin' PIZZA !!!! are you having a laugh? Maybe the players who pay your wages should be a bit " go slow " when it comes to resubscribing. 3 or 4 days won't hurt us, but it'll sure hurt CCP in the pocket.
Here's a hint, undo the patch that you applied ( that's knackered ) and run the servers without the new patch until you can afford to pay for proper coders to write patches that don't crash the system.
More douchery... this is not your windows laptop... leave it to the experts
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Malan
The Flying Tigers
Gentlemen's.Club
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:36:51 -
[4376] - Quote
Just a thought, if you go like 3-4 hours without figuring it out wouldn't you just eventually try rolling back whatever changes you tried to patch and testfire the server? Of course... that's probably exactly what you did so nevermind. |
Hedstrom Bukandara
Space Squirrels Unite
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:36:53 -
[4377] - Quote
Nathan32Derby UK wrote:20:00hrs ... PIZZA !!!! Fckin' PIZZA !!!! are you having a laugh? Maybe the players who pay your wages should be a bit " go slow " when it comes to resubscribing. 3 or 4 days won't hurt us, but it'll sure hurt CCP in the pocket.
Here's a hint, undo the patch that you applied ( that's knackered ) and run the servers without the new patch until you can afford to pay for proper coders to write patches that don't crash the system.
I sometimes wish I was an expert as well... |
Tobias Acuerdo
Lone Star Liquidations Llc
15
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:37:01 -
[4378] - Quote
Ben Bernannke wrote:nitro oxide wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33541109 I clicked the link actually believing it was a news story about the extended EVE downtime, what's happening to me?
Try this one: Oh, the humanity! |
Tanthos
Tanthos Corp
79
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:37:03 -
[4379] - Quote
I demand compensation.
We should ALL get free pizza!!!!!!! |
Terry Gillan
Terry's Film Company
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:37:09 -
[4380] - Quote
Too many people write and do not read nowadays... |
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BlueJeff Azul
Lia's Lavender Corp.
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:37:11 -
[4381] - Quote
Curious, will there be compensation? Close to 12 hours of downtime which does cost isk/$. |
SHADOWWALKER shadows
Haight Industries LLC
No Forks Given
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:37:12 -
[4382] - Quote
Emma Verondi wrote:SHADOWWALKER shadows wrote: http://eve-radio.com/ is better ;) DJ Dunewolf have been doing an amazing job keeping us entertained for the past 8(ish) hours!
Meh ive been listening to this for a bit now while I do my programming and watching the trolls troll the forums.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5iGiMelonA |
Wahuumi Huumaii
The Albion
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:37:22 -
[4383] - Quote
All your POS bilong Pluto, mu ha ha haaaah
>GÇ£If life is going to exist in a Universe of this size, then the one thing it cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion.GÇ¥
Douglas Adams
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Quiggle Queue
POS Party
Low-Class
33
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:37:33 -
[4384] - Quote
If EVE isnGÇÖt online by later tonight.....
1 - Get really drunk,
2 - Get on comms,
3 - Watch all the Clarion Call videos until we believe we are actually playing. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
22379
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:37:39 -
[4385] - Quote
Nathan32Derby UK wrote:20:00hrs ... PIZZA !!!! Fckin' PIZZA !!!! are you having a laugh? Maybe the players who pay your wages should be a bit " go slow " when it comes to resubscribing. 3 or 4 days won't hurt us, but it'll sure hurt CCP in the pocket.
Here's a hint, undo the patch that you applied ( that's knackered ) and run the servers without the new patch until you can afford to pay for proper coders to write patches that don't crash the system.
If you get back on before you leave, contract me your stuff.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
|
Azunai Celestus
Dragron Riders Inc
Parental Supervision.
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:37:46 -
[4386] - Quote
http://eve-radio.com/ i must say this is keeping me sane, random music witty banter, and a update on game, thankyou! this is my soundtrack to the downtime of 07/15 indeed......
and to the new players out there (this is a rarity) so don't be put off....if 218 pages of forum posts can confess, it is true. |
Allen Naskingar
UNITAS.
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:37:51 -
[4387] - Quote
Nathan32Derby UK wrote:20:00hrs ... PIZZA !!!! Fckin' PIZZA !!!! are you having a laugh? Maybe the players who pay your wages should be a bit " go slow " when it comes to resubscribing. 3 or 4 days won't hurt us, but it'll sure hurt CCP in the pocket.
Here's a hint, undo the patch that you applied ( that's knackered ) and run the servers without the new patch until you can afford to pay for proper coders to write patches that don't crash the system.
Why don't they just hire you and fire all their current devs? I'm sure you'd do a better job than these professionals that have been working here for years!
Asshat. |
Swiftstrike1
Swiftstrike Incorporated
880
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:37:56 -
[4388] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
I'm all for refueling Devs, just so long as they don't come to think "break EVE = free pizza" lol
Wish I had pizza...
Targeting, Sensors and ECM Overhaul
|
Malcolm Muutaras
Wan Futuristics
The Esoteric Order of Dagon.
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:38:01 -
[4389] - Quote
Nathan32Derby UK wrote:20:00hrs ... PIZZA !!!! Fckin' PIZZA !!!! are you having a laugh? Maybe the players who pay your wages should be a bit " go slow " when it comes to resubscribing. 3 or 4 days won't hurt us, but it'll sure hurt CCP in the pocket.
Here's a hint, undo the patch that you applied ( that's knackered ) and run the servers without the new patch until you can afford to pay for proper coders to write patches that don't crash the system.
It's harder than you think.. |
Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated
Fidelas Constans
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:38:05 -
[4390] - Quote
EVE ONLINE IS OFFLINE
EVE OFFLINE |
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Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
44
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:38:08 -
[4391] - Quote
Nathan32Derby UK wrote:20:00hrs ... PIZZA !!!! Fckin' PIZZA !!!! are you having a laugh? Maybe the players who pay your wages should be a bit " go slow " when it comes to resubscribing. 3 or 4 days won't hurt us, but it'll sure hurt CCP in the pocket.
Here's a hint, undo the patch that you applied ( that's knackered ) and run the servers without the new patch until you can afford to pay for proper coders to write patches that don't crash the system.
Another person in need of 'accidental' account deletion. Please keep adding to the list idiots.
Howabout people come to your work and scream at you for having a lunch break? Douche.
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Omur Onen
SiBER ORDU
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:38:10 -
[4392] - Quote
try
"ctrl + alt + del" |
Nicolas Utama
Seven Guardians
Equinox Space Technologies
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:38:16 -
[4393] - Quote
Did you buy your pizza at Jita? |
Tovo-vich Armer
TAOEISM
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:38:21 -
[4394] - Quote
Nathan32Derby UK wrote:20:00hrs ... PIZZA !!!! Fckin' PIZZA !!!! are you having a laugh? Maybe the players who pay your wages should be a bit " go slow " when it comes to resubscribing. 3 or 4 days won't hurt us, but it'll sure hurt CCP in the pocket.
Here's a hint, undo the patch that you applied ( that's knackered ) and run the servers without the new patch until you can afford to pay for proper coders to write patches that don't crash the system.
..... please get butthurt a bit more, and quit all together.
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Gethin Adoudel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:38:22 -
[4395] - Quote
They always **** up releases...seems to be in the job description...'must be able to not test properly and be unable to check if changes affect things'. |
Miles Straaf
Wormbro
The Society For Unethical Treatment Of Sleepers
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:38:24 -
[4396] - Quote
http://imgur.com/9aZXKl6
EDIT: Also, keep up the work CCP I know you guys are working very hard! The updates every 30 mins is amazing, regardless of being fixed or not. Thanks for keeping us informed! |
Daksa Crendraven
Imperial Guardians
Executive Outcomes
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:38:28 -
[4397] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:Slowdive Aideron wrote: wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Thats exactly what we do when we have some massive problems with our infrastructure at the datacenter and everyone is doing overtime. Sit about with your dicks in your hands and eat pizza? Gee let me know which DC that is so I can make sure to never rent servers there. Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
Just ignore this.
Decompressing an emergency situation is the most important things to do from an HR pov after a long overtime session during a DR event.
Now just relax, take the right time, unplug your brain a bit (most important thing of all)..
Then start review your task with no pressure, and re-organize the team with his priorities and to-do lists.
:)
Server/Hardware management is an hard work in these types of situation and this little trick is the social key to resolve your DR session without any further problem.
Another good thing that I always do in such situations is to analyze the context while applying the defined solution, then write up everything i can, from techspecs aspects, to social aspects of the actual session and issue, then.. after the issue is resolved i confront the outcomes with all the team (maybe in a pub, with a beer in my hand) in order to share some visions about future improvements and needs.
A lot of nice internal best practices has been created in this way.
One time after we finally resolved a big problem on a Vmware cluster at 4.50am on friday night (after a pizza session at 1am)... (YEAH)
We decided to end up the line in a pub at 5.20am.. during the drunk brawl that subsequently happened one of my colleagues decided to make a little written "recap" of the whole situation involving a bad engineered infrastructure where we have been called to resolve a big problem, a nice hack to make things work again, another good hack for 3 differents db that were needed to be fixed, and hardware fix that have pushed the infrastructure to be resilient to those types of outages in the future.
A piece of this recap is now part of the Veeam Backup Knowledge Base.
All thanks to a good "Pizza Margherita" (and not to xXxPiZzaxXx) and a relaxed enviroment in the hardest context.
ps. sorry xXxPiZzaxXx |
Ben Bernannke
Vickery Mining Corporation
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:38:32 -
[4398] - Quote
Mdes Ormand wrote:hey come on guys we have a solid target of 250 :)
300 sounds better. |
Niene Doco
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:38:32 -
[4399] - Quote
Man, I love the Eve community. Reading this thread is compensation enough for me. |
Marech Bhayanaka
The Night Crew
The Night Crew Alliance
35
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:38:38 -
[4400] - Quote
Riddler Ronuken wrote:Slowdive Aideron wrote: wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Thats exactly what we do when we have some massive problems with our infrastructure at the datacenter and everyone is doing overtime. Sit about with your dicks in your hands and eat pizza? Gee let me know which DC that is so I can make sure to never rent servers there.
Good grief!
Anybody with any skill in managing a team during a crisis will do everything possible to take care of the team so that they can focus on fixing the problem. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that starving them is not how you very the best productivity and quality from them.
Marech. |
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Slappy McFieldy
A Country Of Slightly Less Than Stellar Standards
BLUE Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:38:40 -
[4401] - Quote
Brutus Le'montac wrote:Enjoy the pizza's devs!
also, no prob if it takes longer, as someone working in the IT myself i know how it sometimes can take a lot longer when it just wont work, and i also know its almost as annoying for you guys as it is for us the players.
Good luck after dinner with repairing.
get off ccp nuts they screwed up, instead of being smart and have a roll back protocol is place ccp is stupid and plows on with sh...y idea! WAY TO GO JACKA...s!!!!
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Valkyriane
Valhalla Exploring legion
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:38:43 -
[4402] - Quote
I just wanted to say hi..
HI
I like to kill stuff.. and stuff.
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Glasgow Dunlop
The Dark Space Initiative
Scary Wormhole People
274
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:38:47 -
[4403] - Quote
Nathan32Derby UK wrote:20:00hrs ... PIZZA !!!! Fckin' PIZZA !!!! are you having a laugh? Maybe the players who pay your wages should be a bit " go slow " when it comes to resubscribing. 3 or 4 days won't hurt us, but it'll sure hurt CCP in the pocket.
Here's a hint, undo the patch that you applied ( that's knackered ) and run the servers without the new patch until you can afford to pay for proper coders to write patches that don't crash the system.
You Sir, Are an Idiot.
@glasgowdunlop #tweetfleet
TDSIN Recruitment Director : Join 'TDSIN pub'
Glasgow / Edinbvrgh Meet Organiser
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Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
27
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:38:51 -
[4404] - Quote
This one is more accurate.... http://eve-offline.net/?server=tranquility |
Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:38:51 -
[4405] - Quote
Steijn wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
its not so much the fact that you are doing that, more a case of by posting that you are, you are just getting peoples backs up even more.
Actually it doesn't. It shows that CCP is keeping their employees on hand to resolve the problems.
They could have just told them all to go home and worry about it tomorrow. It is after all, 8pm in their local time now. I;m sure some of them have been onsite since early this morning. Spouses and children are, I'm sure, a concern now.
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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Grinder2210
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
45
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:39:09 -
[4406] - Quote
Quiggle Queue wrote:If EVE isnGÇÖt online by later tonight.....
1 - Get really drunk,
2 - Get on comms,
3 - Watch all the Clarion Call videos until we believe we are actually playing.
Dont forget to watch clear skys for the 19th time i no i am
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xion cyrus
Jenk Corp
The Consortium of Worlds
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:39:13 -
[4407] - Quote
HEy what if TS crashed now lol Anarchy in the tranquility |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
24
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:39:15 -
[4408] - Quote
Nathan32Derby UK wrote:20:00hrs ... PIZZA !!!! Fckin' PIZZA !!!! are you having a laugh? Maybe the players who pay your wages should be a bit " go slow " when it comes to resubscribing. 3 or 4 days won't hurt us, but it'll sure hurt CCP in the pocket.
Here's a hint, undo the patch that you applied ( that's knackered ) and run the servers without the new patch until you can afford to pay for proper coders to write patches that don't crash the system.
You never eat and work at the same time? Maybe they are doing that maybe not who cares. Taking a step back helps in dealing with these situations and idiots like you. Go show them how to do it, chances are you be laughed out of the room.
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Emma Verondi
MSE-corp
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:39:15 -
[4409] - Quote
Azunai Celestus wrote:http://eve-radio.com/ i must say this is keeping me sane, random music witty banter, and a update on game, thankyou! this is my soundtrack to the downtime of 07/15 indeed...... and to the new players out there (this is a rarity) so don't be put off....if 218 pages of forum posts can confess, it is true.
+1
Totally agree to this post!
"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
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Mdes Ormand
Flux Technologies Inc
Gentlemen's.Parlor
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:39:28 -
[4410] - Quote
Niene Doco wrote:Man, I love the Eve community. Reading this thread is compensation enough for me.
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Pavlakakos
W.A.S.P
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
32
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:39:34 -
[4411] - Quote
Ahhhhh yes
Provi's grand masterplan to delay goon invasion is working. |
Icuro Mekar
Faction House Industries
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:39:41 -
[4412] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:Slowdive Aideron wrote: wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Thats exactly what we do when we have some massive problems with our infrastructure at the datacenter and everyone is doing overtime. Sit about with your dicks in your hands and eat pizza? Gee let me know which DC that is so I can make sure to never rent servers there. Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
Don't let the blather get to you, CCP FALCON. Take care of your devs, feed them and give them frequent breaks to restore their energy. It will result in a faster fix. |
Reverendia Zeddamax
The Old Timer's Guild
M O B I U S
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:39:42 -
[4413] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
How can we donate to the dev's pizza fund?
I've bought pies for Jake Meister before ... why not the employees too????
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Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:39:44 -
[4414] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:get them some vegetables
That's what the tomato paste on the pizza is for. ;)
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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Rory Wolf
United Wolfs Nations
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:39:49 -
[4415] - Quote
Terry Gillan wrote:Its fun, but getting too fast. This may take few days. Once you don't solve the problem in the first hour, then if you can't fix it in first day, it usually takes a week at least But I have to say, there has been a bit too much of updates. Hope CCP didn't buy into this agile approach hoax hype. Agile is not for the big, most complex systems! It works for a while and then it all falls apart.
Agile is a form of development execution, not a deployment or infrastructure model. We are assuming code changes with the new version are the culprit. It could literally be anything from bare metal up. |
Toro Conde
Pineview Angus
Moose Alliance
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:39:58 -
[4416] - Quote
Um.... has anybody checked to see if it has petrrol ? |
dark dreamur
The Tebo Corp
60
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:40:02 -
[4417] - Quote
dno+ö¦¥+¦ o-ç ¦¥+öu+É+Ñ+ö +É su-¦+É+¦q ¦¥so+Ñ-ç ¦¥-î-¦b pu+É +Ézz-¦d -ç+É+Ñ-ç +Ñ-ç-¦-ì x+É+ƒ¦¥+¦ ¦¥p-¦s+É bu-¦-Po++ +ƒ+ƒ+É
+ƒ+ƒ+É -ç+É -Äz+É+¦+ö bu-¦ob -çou ¦¥dou '-+ -Ä+Ép +É +¦o+ƒ ¦¥- ou |
hab Crendraven
The Scope
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:40:28 -
[4418] - Quote
its already 8:40 UTC and they are still eating pizza? WTF |
Kasli Catal
SniggWaffe
WAFFLES.
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:40:32 -
[4419] - Quote
Is this gunna be the biggest thread ever |
BlueJeff Azul
Lia's Lavender Corp.
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:40:34 -
[4420] - Quote
Sooo, send in Team "B" with Plan "Z" time? |
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4chan SlashPOL
Implying Jita Prices
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:40:36 -
[4421] - Quote
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Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
24
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:40:42 -
[4422] - Quote
Leliana Cami Cotte wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:get them some vegetables That's what the tomato paste on the pizza is for. ;)
Yes! indeed you are right. all the food groups are there. |
Kanzero
Virtus Crusade
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:40:48 -
[4423] - Quote
Pavlakakos wrote:Ahhhhh yes Provi's grand masterplan to delay goon invasion is working.
Amarr Victor!!! |
Kreuzotter
Feuer Schwerter
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:40:48 -
[4424] - Quote
Glornak Ironspawn wrote:Has anyone though that maybe a rollback isn't possible? You know the game only has hundreds of timer that depend on time moving forward so rolling back could just **** up everything even more.
The question is, when a rollback need to be done, before it starts to be impossible. Would you like to have it after 24, 48 or more hours? I learned a system must run again after 2! hours, otherwise rollback. Everything else is desperation or maybe political.
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Thulium Strauss
the muppets
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:40:49 -
[4425] - Quote
You should give Pizza to Hamsters not to CCP Devs! :P LOL |
Alfacinha
the muppets
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:40:50 -
[4426] - Quote
Nathan32Derby UK wrote:20:00hrs ... PIZZA !!!! Fckin' PIZZA !!!! are you having a laugh? Maybe the players who pay your wages should be a bit " go slow " when it comes to resubscribing. 3 or 4 days won't hurt us, but it'll sure hurt CCP in the pocket.
Here's a hint, undo the patch that you applied ( that's knackered ) and run the servers without the new patch until you can afford to pay for proper coders to write patches that don't crash the system.
water, water, drink water |
Killdeer Okel
Red Ochre Mining and Exploration
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:40:51 -
[4427] - Quote
Solt Novadios wrote:Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
Just don't mind those pll without patience. Sometimes the sh*t hits the fan and things not going as planned. I'm okay with it, others should too. What is concerning me is more like the food. Pizza is very bad, when ppl under pressure overworking. There is no real body and mind boosting nutrients in it. (I love pizza anyway) Order sushi for the devs. Do not hurry with eating and drink a big cup of coffee/tea. Take a walk, move a bit and after continue the work well refreshed.
Wish you good luck guys.
i think i screwed up this quote soo bad. Well, doesnt matter.[/quote]
Studies show if they take a break and think about other things, rellax the brain, the brain has a better chance of coming up with creative solutions to tough issues! Take them all on a nature walk! |
Equinox WhiteWolf
Interstellar Dust Control and Relocation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:40:58 -
[4428] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Now I want pizza... |
Mdes Ormand
Flux Technologies Inc
Gentlemen's.Parlor
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:41:02 -
[4429] - Quote
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Norian Lonark
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
146
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:41:03 -
[4430] - Quote
Nathan32Derby UK wrote:20:00hrs ... PIZZA !!!! Fckin' PIZZA !!!! are you having a laugh? Maybe the players who pay your wages should be a bit " go slow " when it comes to resubscribing. 3 or 4 days won't hurt us, but it'll sure hurt CCP in the pocket.
Here's a hint, undo the patch that you applied ( that's knackered ) and run the servers without the new patch until you can afford to pay for proper coders to write patches that don't crash the system.
People are allowed to eat.
I am sure they are all stressed out their minds working towards a solution, and will continue working hard until they find it.
Sometimes things go wrong even when you do everything to try and make sure they don't. They will spend a lot of time investigating afterwards and look to improve their processes to try and make sure it doesn't happen again.
But now you told them the answer I am sure they will have it fixed in no time.
Start wide, expand further, and never look back
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Sean Roach
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:41:21 -
[4431] - Quote
I bet, when it's finally figured out, it'll prove to be very simple.
for the want of a semicolon, a table was lost.
For the want of a table, a database was lost.
For the want of a database, a server was lost.
For the want of a server, a game day was lost.
And all for the want of a semicolon.
Swiftstrike1 wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
I'm all for refueling Devs, just so long as they don't come to think "break EVE = free pizza" lol Wish I had pizza...
Nah. It's break EVE = lose your day to fixing EVE. |
Kesinik
DASH Metagalactic Defence Syndicate
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:41:25 -
[4432] - Quote
It's the thread that keeps on giving :D |
Arch-Magus Mephisto
Black Scorpions Inc
Fidelas Constans
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:41:26 -
[4433] - Quote
I am not going to gripe in this single post. That was in previous posts and in subsequent posts.
Today I have seen more "Pron" that I care to admit and have yet to get my jerk on. I may start writing erotic stories to pass the time.
1-I need an ideal place to upload donate them too.
2-I need subject matter to have stories focus on.
Feel free to message me ideas.
All this time has passed and it's a no fap no eve sorta day. What will end first? |
Joby Lebeau
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:41:34 -
[4434] - Quote
I just showed this thread and the Dev's updates to my wife.
Her reply:
"Pizza has been.... Awww bless them for working hard. Awwww."
I love my wife.
Sp please?
Ps.
Keep it up all of you working hard. Same me a slice though yeah? We all appreciate your effort. And I bet we have all trained lots of Lvl5 skills so we all know patience. |
MrLuciferi
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:41:37 -
[4435] - Quote
99.9% sure there won't be any reimbursements. Suck it up kids, and welcome to life. This can happen to anyone, and any company. |
Emma Verondi
MSE-corp
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:41:39 -
[4436] - Quote
Nathan32Derby UK wrote:20:00hrs ... PIZZA !!!! Fckin' PIZZA !!!! are you having a laugh? Maybe the players who pay your wages should be a bit " go slow " when it comes to resubscribing. 3 or 4 days won't hurt us, but it'll sure hurt CCP in the pocket.
Here's a hint, undo the patch that you applied ( that's knackered ) and run the servers without the new patch until you can afford to pay for proper coders to write patches that don't crash the system.
You have obviously never worked with IT
Consider the timers etc, how would they react on a full code and DB-rollback?
If the server is unrecoverable, I am sure they will reload a previous backup, but that's nothing short of a last resort
"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
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Lyndai Vassic
Perkone
Caldari State
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:41:54 -
[4437] - Quote
Nathan32Derby UK wrote:20:00hrs ... PIZZA !!!! Fckin' PIZZA !!!! are you having a laugh? Maybe the players who pay your wages should be a bit " go slow " when it comes to resubscribing. 3 or 4 days won't hurt us, but it'll sure hurt CCP in the pocket.
Here's a hint, undo the patch that you applied ( that's knackered ) and run the servers without the new patch until you can afford to pay for proper coders to write patches that don't crash the system.
Yeah, dear.. honey.. it doesn't work that way.
Sorry to break it to you. |
Ashan Todako
Minmatar Secret Service
Ushra'Khan
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:41:55 -
[4438] - Quote
[WTS] Authentication token with valid format.
7X left send 1 Billion Isk to my character and i send it to you. |
Jack Tronic
borkedLabs
239
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:41:56 -
[4439] - Quote
Its funny you can see how people are entitled douchebags are for 50 cents a day. |
Marcius Decimus
Red Ochre Mining and Exploration
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
23
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:42:00 -
[4440] - Quote
Allen Naskingar wrote:Nathan32Derby UK wrote:20:00hrs ... PIZZA !!!! Fckin' PIZZA !!!! are you having a laugh? Maybe the players who pay your wages should be a bit " go slow " when it comes to resubscribing. 3 or 4 days won't hurt us, but it'll sure hurt CCP in the pocket.
Here's a hint, undo the patch that you applied ( that's knackered ) and run the servers without the new patch until you can afford to pay for proper coders to write patches that don't crash the system. Why don't they just hire you and fire all their current devs? I'm sure you'd do a better job than these professionals that have been working here for years! Asshat.
Yeah, I mean things do happen. I have to say, in general, EVE is one of the more stable online games I have ever played. Besides about 1.5 years ago, it has been 2.5 years of pretty consistent game play.
There is nothing wrong with them actually saying they are taking a small break for food. Quite frankly, they probably are not. Keys are likely greasy now as they type and eat. |
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Captain Nuf
Zeura Brotherhood
Mordus Angels
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:42:40 -
[4441] - Quote
Stieg Blomkvist wrote:What's the record for number of replies or pages to loss of game play due to a technical issue on the developers side since eve started?
Don't know... back in the days, this kind of thing was not unusual. Good thing it only happened on patch days and patches were more epic and fewer and farther between.
I do know that somewhere around page 150, the devs get free pizza.
https://twitter.com/EVE_status
I want free pizza. |
Doreo Allara
Vapid Vacuums Inc.
Rebel Alliance of New Eden
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:42:42 -
[4442] - Quote
Let the guys eat...it is important for energy and thinking...
BTW TQ is up but not accepting conections now! |
4chan SlashPOL
Implying Jita Prices
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:42:49 -
[4443] - Quote
Mdes Ormand wrote:01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100111 01101001 01101110 01101110 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 00101110 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101001 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100111 01101111 00101110 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110000 01100101 01101111 01110000 01101100 01100101
01000010 01111001 01100101 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101001 01100101 01101110 01100100 00100000 00111010 00101000 00001010 00001010 00001010 01000100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01100111 01101111 00100000 |
Mokada Akiga
Perkone
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:42:54 -
[4444] - Quote
Terry Gillan wrote:Pyotr Veliky wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:...This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST... Fair enough. I assume that you have saved the previous state of the system--the one that was working before you attempted the fixes and patches. Why not roll back the changes, restore the status quo ante, and do some more testing offline? This is the 1735th time someone suggested this. I guess it's not possible. Could lead to even worse scenarios. They need to solve the problem right now. It may even not be related to Sov changes or new content at all. It may be something old and rotten. My friend recently fixed an error in code, which was there for very long. He works on a very large ERP-like system. But everyone expected the wrong behaviour. They tested everything, but still after the fix was deployed, everything crashed and they had to restore the previous state... :) Sometimes it's just better to keep it running. Never fix what's not broken!
Only problem with your statement is that, THEY SHOULD have some kind of redundancy going JUST for a situation like this. If they don't, then they are not the brightest people. Any major corp or state agency who has stuff sitting on servers, has a backup server for that one INCASE something badly malfunctions. Then they make a switch, its same as always and they don't bring the main back online until they have it fixed or reimaged with the working copy on the backup server. Why they don't have have something like this in place is unreal. and if they do and the update updated both, then whoever configured the main and backup is a fricken idiot.
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Grinder2210
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
45
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:43:01 -
[4445] - Quote
MrLuciferi wrote:99.9% sure there won't be any reimbursements. Suck it up kids, and welcome to life. This can happen to anyone, and any company.
Na i think with the length of time we have been down now there prob will be some sort of reimbursements Prob skill points witch is CCP's normal go to in the sort of soituation |
Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
44
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:43:05 -
[4446] - Quote
Equinox WhiteWolf wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
[/b]
Now I want pizza...
Right?? Totally getting Pizza when I get home from work. |
Shanza Shahni
Baria Frontiers.
Stella Nova
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:43:12 -
[4447] - Quote
Scientists pick up signs of Eve life... but frighten it away with talk of WoW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxrJlLgitnc |
Foussa Arnst
Les chevaliers de l'ordre
Goonswarm Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:43:13 -
[4448] - Quote
Enjoy your pizzas and courage! |
Dunpeal Hunter
Zervas Aeronautics
The Bastion
71
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:43:15 -
[4449] - Quote
Come guys this is not funny anymore. Get that server back online or i will have to cry myself to sleep....
I dont know if this is important or not, but i have chickens.....
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Marne Deville
Paragon Trust
The Bastion
49
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:43:25 -
[4450] - Quote
Marcius Decimus wrote:[quote=Allen Naskingar][quote=Nathan32Derby UK] Keys are likely greasy now as they type ...
That's what I read as I was skimming the posts lols.
http://dogfacedesign.com: EVE-Related Art House
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Crucial King
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:43:27 -
[4451] - Quote
Nathan32Derby UK wrote:20:00hrs ... PIZZA !!!! Fckin' PIZZA !!!! are you having a laugh? Maybe the players who pay your wages should be a bit " go slow " when it comes to resubscribing. 3 or 4 days won't hurt us, but it'll sure hurt CCP in the pocket.
Here's a hint, undo the patch that you applied ( that's knackered ) and run the servers without the new patch until you can afford to pay for proper coders to write patches that don't crash the system.
Your ignorant rant hurts my head. Maybe try leaving your obtuse posts on another forum.
BTW 3 or 4 days without sub would not have an impact. Maybe you should try unsubbing for a bit longer, maybe forever? |
Kazi Kugisa
EVE University
Ivy League
36
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:43:28 -
[4452] - Quote
I sure as hell hope I never work for the people who are complaining about the pizza. These are people working jobs and not slaves. It's not like anyone is going to literally die if EVE is offline an extra 30 minutes. I've worked in IT for 27 years. This stuff happens even with the best of plans. Try making a mistake that idles 10K workers and disrupts a customer base in the millions for six hours waiting for insurance payments, claim info and policy info. Been there, done that. I got my ass ripped for the error the week after we got it fixed, deservedly. Heck, I was madder at myself than anyone once we found the error. But everything was about staying calm and getting things fixed. In that case, it was a food break where I was able to clear my head and think of a new place to look where I found the error.
Just because they are taking a break and eating pizza, don't think for a minute they aren't thinking about the problem. Keep at it CCP. I know you'll kill that bug! |
Eli Stan
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
250
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:43:31 -
[4453] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
[/b]
Reps to devs! \o/
Situations like this are crappy places to be, so I simply wish you the best of luck in finding an effective resolution.
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4chan SlashPOL
Implying Jita Prices
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:43:35 -
[4454] - Quote
http://i.imgur.com/WO7rgrQ.png?1
IS IT HAPPENING? |
Duramora Kado
Mindstar Technology
Get Off My Lawn
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:43:36 -
[4455] - Quote
Quote:
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
Maybe you should also employ the Ballmer Peak: https://xkcd.com/323/ |
Dr. Dice
Aurum-Sol
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:43:37 -
[4456] - Quote
What kind of pizza? |
Mourados Denver
Tunisia Holding
72
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:43:38 -
[4457] - Quote
No need for sov patch, Just erase all old outposts . . . We love anchor New ones |
Niene Doco
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:43:47 -
[4458] - Quote
Grinder2210 wrote:Quiggle Queue wrote:If EVE isnGÇÖt online by later tonight.....
1 - Get really drunk,
2 - Get on comms,
3 - Watch all the Clarion Call videos until we believe we are actually playing. Dont forget to watch clear skys for the 19th time i no i am
Actually I'm watching Clarion Call 4 right now plus some of JonnyPews stuff. |
Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3514
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:43:48 -
[4459] - Quote
Sean Roach wrote:I bet, when it's finally figured out, it'll prove to be very simple.
for the want of a semicolon, a table was lost.
For the want of a table, a database was lost.
For the want of a database, a server was lost.
For the want of a server, a game day was lost.
And all for the want of a semicolon.
This is why we should stop using computer languages that use semicolons.
That will fix it.
Know a Frozen fan? Check this out
Frozen fanfiction
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Daeron Nordda
Sheild Wall Logistics LTD.
Arx Alliance
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:43:48 -
[4460] - Quote
Who needs 30 minutes to eat pizza. Bunch of IT lightweights. |
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Dalton Zoletta
Omicron Zeta Unit
The Ditanian Alliance
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:43:49 -
[4461] - Quote
Equinox WhiteWolf wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Now I want pizza...
+1 ... Dont even care about EVE now, just want pizza. |
Emma Verondi
MSE-corp
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:43:53 -
[4462] - Quote
"20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!"
Full speed ahead!
"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
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Ben Bernannke
Vickery Mining Corporation
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:43:56 -
[4463] - Quote
I'm proud to be a poster in this rapidly growing forum, while not quite as satisfying as clicking 'deliver' on a T2 cruiser or exhumer, I can still see that I am a small part of a big thing.
Good times.
o/ |
Carvo Works
Lynx Battlegroup
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:44:01 -
[4464] - Quote
do the skilltree keeps working? |
Jove Delegate
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:44:02 -
[4465] - Quote
Mdes Ormand wrote:01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100111 01101001 01101110 01101110 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 00101110 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101001 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100111 01101111 00101110 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110000 01100101 01101111 01110000 01101100 01100101
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Arcuseus Lock
Vapid Vacuums Inc.
Rebel Alliance of New Eden
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:44:15 -
[4466] - Quote
As someone who has written just enough code to know how bad it can suck, you guys have my best wishes!! I agree with others in that an ETA and some compensation would be amazing!! But I also just want you CCP guys to know that as much as some of these assholes are flipping out about the down time and trying to assess blame. I for one just appreciate that you guys are there giving it your all to get us back up and running!!
- Thank You CCP |
Gilan Isana
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
44
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:44:17 -
[4467] - Quote
getting closer? |
Algarion Getz
Aideron Corp
48
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:44:18 -
[4468] - Quote
CCP PLS, CALL CCP VERTIAS, HE FIXES SERVER IN 5MIN
LOOK AT HIS 1337 MLG CODING SKILLZ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBX6cAtpkC8 |
Sophos Mileghere
Ars Goetia Corporation
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:44:19 -
[4469] - Quote
Dunpeal Hunter wrote:Come guys this is not funny anymore. Get that server back online or i will have to cry myself to sleep....
Real life salt harvest FTW QQ
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Crash Dummy
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:44:23 -
[4470] - Quote
I'M IN.... Nope sorry... Crashed again... |
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FrosTy Glock317
Tyrannosaurus Rekt.
Cede Nullis
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:44:25 -
[4471] - Quote
my only day off from dominos, the game i love is broken, and they are eating pizza of all things...... i am very disappoint |
Khumash
Torrinos One
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:44:25 -
[4472] - Quote
I contributed to this madness. The servers can now work again. |
Sea Maken
Forsaken Rabbits
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:44:32 -
[4473] - Quote
hello |
Bignfurrie
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:44:36 -
[4474] - Quote
Great, My wife is home and I have no excuse to ignore her. Maybe I can get my serveher up. I'll be back in 2 mins. |
Gib Onzo
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:44:40 -
[4475] - Quote
Mdes Ormand wrote:01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100111 01101001 01101110 01101110 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 00101110 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101001 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100111 01101111 00101110 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110000 01100101 01101111 01110000 01101100 01100101
roughly translated..do not stand around jibbering whilst in mortal danger ! |
Sean Roach
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:44:42 -
[4476] - Quote
Earlier I suggested "a metric unit of whine" for the Christmas 2015 bundle.
Now I want "a slice of stale pizza from the Great Crash of 2015" in the Christmas bundle.
...that is, if you do a Christmas bundle this year like you did last year. No reason to expect it, since the year before wasn't so...nor, I believe, the year before that... |
Xankal
Northern Reavers Inc
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:44:44 -
[4477] - Quote
Have you tried turning it off and then back on again?
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Tacky Collum
Red Horse Expeditions
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:44:50 -
[4478] - Quote
Hey,
Take all the time you need to get it done, I have a feeling that the people who are raging here are just like those who rage at a Starbucks Barista because we have other drinks that came first and so they aren't first to be done. One thing I've learned working at Starbucks, make sure it's done right not even after a mix-up, fast will lead to more problems, and a more backed up order.
To those gettin' upset, sit down, put your feet up, and drink some water. **** happens, it's up to you whether you flush or let it sit there.
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Kavoro Pel
Sword of the Saviour
CODE.
31
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:44:57 -
[4479] - Quote
@ CCP If I lived in Iceland I'd buy you all drinks when this is over. Unfortunately, I don't
Agent and knight of the New Order, I support James 315 and so should you.
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Jacob Milller
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:44:58 -
[4480] - Quote
whelp wife is home see you all tomorrow , don't get my fix today. |
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Valkyriane
Valhalla Exploring legion
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:45:04 -
[4481] - Quote
Made a video for you all while waiting.. it misses editing, texts, animations, music and all the sounds, blocking chats and generally it misses everything. ENJOY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yQOfCLUVfw&feature=youtu.be
I like to kill stuff.. and stuff.
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Steijn
Quay Industries
998
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:45:09 -
[4482] - Quote
Carvo Works wrote:do the skilltree keeps working?
yes |
Equinox WhiteWolf
Interstellar Dust Control and Relocation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:45:12 -
[4483] - Quote
Jove Delegate wrote:Mdes Ormand wrote:01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100111 01101001 01101110 01101110 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 00101110 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101001 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100111 01101111 00101110 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110000 01100101 01101111 01110000 01101100 01100101 0110110001100001011101000110010101110010001000000110111100110111
01200011010111 |
PAPULA
Black Aces
Against ALL Authorities
69
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:45:17 -
[4484] - Quote
Pizza TimeGäó
https://twitter.com/CCP_Falcon/status/621407777467052032/photo/1
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Jita Sittin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:45:23 -
[4485] - Quote
TESTING RESUMED NOW WE CAN WAIT MORE IMPATIENTLY |
Shanza Shahni
Baria Frontiers.
Stella Nova
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:45:24 -
[4486] - Quote
So two 00 walk into a bar and the barman says 00100001110111000 lmao love that one |
Sophos Mileghere
Ars Goetia Corporation
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:45:40 -
[4487] - Quote
Jacob Milller wrote:whelp wife is home see you all tomorrow , don't get my fix today.
Need a new wife mate
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Warlof Tutsimo
Real One Corp
Equinox Space Technologies
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:45:53 -
[4488] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
What about the office upgrade ? Strategic is already at level 5 against the sleepers attack ? |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
26
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:45:55 -
[4489] - Quote
Crash Dummy wrote:I'M IN.... Nope sorry... Crashed again...
Sounds personal! |
The End
Inside out.
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:45:56 -
[4490] - Quote
WTF guys... common. This is now getting completely out of hand. I even had to speak to my wife today because of this and im not happy. |
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Ragnar Whitemane
Hogyoku
Goonswarm Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:45:57 -
[4491] - Quote
Killdeer Okel wrote:Solt Novadios wrote:Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
bla bla bla ... Pizza is very bad ... words .
Kill... pizza is the food of champions and anyone who says otherwise is a pervert. |
Drgzs
Farscape Mining
The Bastion
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:45:57 -
[4492] - Quote
Nathan32Derby UK wrote:20:00hrs ... PIZZA !!!! Fckin' PIZZA !!!! are you having a laugh? Maybe the players who pay your wages should be a bit " go slow " when it comes to resubscribing. 3 or 4 days won't hurt us, but it'll sure hurt CCP in the pocket.
Here's a hint, undo the patch that you applied ( that's knackered ) and run the servers without the new patch until you can afford to pay for proper coders to write patches that don't crash the system.
Yes, 20:00. Yes, Pizza. yes, Fckin' PIZZA !!!! Because, unlike you, they deserve it. Calm your **** and "can i haz your stuff'? |
Python Lion
Guns and Butter Industries
Free Republic of Arstozka
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:45:59 -
[4493] - Quote
FrosTy Glock317 wrote:my only day off from dominos, the game i love is broken, and they are eating pizza of all things...... i am very disappoint
lol ironic isnt it |
Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:46:03 -
[4494] - Quote
By the way...after these chain of event have unfolded I have ordered pizza also and I now am also lighting a candle for you ccp people....just remember, a bunch of us right now are paying for that pizza you are eating...so once you are done , get the f**** back to work and fix whatever you did. And don't forget to please reimburse for this time lost...as a side note a lot of us feel as if the chain of changes you are making to this game is counterproductive to the way we like the game to be which is making it in turn harder and harder to decide if I want to resub all my accounts or maybe is time to pull back and have just one...but then I think about all the pizza breaks youll be missing if many of us did that and it saddens my heart. The solution? Don't tell me what kind of food you order with my money and get me the game I pay you to play back up and running ASAP I understand things aren't that simple and some F**** ups cannot be undone so quick...but still, when I log back in there should be something for us to feel like you didn't fornicate us for a full day. And I would watch carefully where you go with the game...its looking less intrsting every day. And these downtimes are not helping your case either.
MUST BE HARD TO BE YOU CCP...yours truly in pew -CEPHY- |
Tatsujin Kagaku
Dussault Enterprises
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:46:04 -
[4495] - Quote
Killdeer Okel wrote:Solt Novadios wrote:Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
Just don't mind those pll without patience. Sometimes the sh*t hits the fan and things not going as planned. I'm okay with it, others should too. What is concerning me is more like the food. Pizza is very bad, when ppl under pressure overworking. There is no real body and mind boosting nutrients in it. (I love pizza anyway) Order sushi for the devs. Do not hurry with eating and drink a big cup of coffee/tea. Take a walk, move a bit and after continue the work well refreshed. Wish you good luck guys. i think i screwed up this quote soo bad. Well, doesnt matter.
Studies show if they take a break and think about other things, rellax the brain, the brain has a better chance of coming up with creative solutions to tough issues! Take them all on a nature walk![/quote]
Pizza? bad??? That's just hippi talk!
The Morel Boost from pizza is almost on PAR with Blue PIlls! |
Deviance Sigillum
Koshaku
Tactical Narcotics Team
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:46:10 -
[4496] - Quote
Nathan32Derby UK wrote:20:00hrs ... PIZZA !!!! Fckin' PIZZA !!!! are you having a laugh? Maybe the players who pay your wages should be a bit " go slow " when it comes to resubscribing. 3 or 4 days won't hurt us, but it'll sure hurt CCP in the pocket.
Here's a hint, undo the patch that you applied ( that's knackered ) and run the servers without the new patch until you can afford to pay for proper coders to write patches that don't crash the system.
Dipshit.
Lets make 1 thing straight, judging from your reaction you're probbably a kiddo, so you dont put any money in their pockets, your parents do.
Second every ******* living being needs to eat, **** and sleep. Devs need that too. Any person working let that be people sitting in their offices or construction workers take breaks and EAT. Now go watch your cartoon, chill the **** out and come back tomorrow. |
Aurelius Valentius
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
447
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:46:33 -
[4497] - Quote
http://i1164.photobucket.com/albums/q577/IamJakuhoRaikoben/bth_hamster-like-playing-dead.jpg
Problem found... |
Kesinik
DASH Metagalactic Defence Syndicate
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:46:33 -
[4498] - Quote
Dr. Dice wrote:What kind of pizza?
All of them https://twitter.com/CCP_Falcon/status/621407777467052032 |
Dendrobates
Frog Morton Industries
Anuran Origin
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:46:34 -
[4499] - Quote
Brrrm brrrm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1hEQbGRJ_Q
Quote:KEEP CALM AND FIND THE SYNTAX ERROR |
Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:46:46 -
[4500] - Quote
Glornak Ironspawn wrote:Has anyone though that maybe a rollback isn't possible?
Yes, some of us realize that.
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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BlueJeff Azul
Lia's Lavender Corp.
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:46:54 -
[4501] - Quote
FrosTy Glock317 wrote:my only day off from dominos, the game i love is broken, and they are eating pizza of all things...... i am very disappoint
Wait? I thought server was in London. Would it not be fish-n-chips? Something fishy is going on here in Denmark. |
Pavlakakos
W.A.S.P
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
33
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:46:56 -
[4502] - Quote
Kavoro Pel wrote:@ CCP If I lived in Iceland I'd buy you all drinks when this is over. Unfortunately, I don't
Not sure if you know what's the price of booze in iceland. Perharps you should retract that statement. hahahaha
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Asyntara
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:46:57 -
[4503] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:Crash Dummy wrote:I'M IN.... Nope sorry... Crashed again... Sounds personal!
lolololol |
Teinyhr
Ourumur
472
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:46:59 -
[4504] - Quote
Leliana Cami Cotte wrote:They could have just told them all to go home and worry about it tomorrow. It is after all, 8pm in their local time now. I;m sure some of them have been onsite since early this morning. Spouses and children are, I'm sure, a concern now.
As someone who's pulled 16 hour shifts (said job was the kind you cant really quit doing until you're done). I had to chuckle a bit to these family concerns. I'm sure their family will manage for a few hours, they got cellphones in Iceland too, I would hope so?
Still, unplanned overtime is always a bummer. Hope you can get this sorted and go home soon. Enjoy the pizza! |
Izike
Veidrheim
Nerfed Alliance Go Away
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:47:05 -
[4505] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_KSz1jn-I0 :) |
Tanthos
Tanthos Corp
80
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:47:14 -
[4506] - Quote
Who needs pizza? Just eat the hamsters. They're clearly roadkill. |
StickyCrystals Crystalian
SoloSticks
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:47:22 -
[4507] - Quote
I work for dominos id bring you more pizza but i only deliver in south wales however charter me a jet an ill fly some out for free of charge:) an no pizza wouldnt be pipping hot just luke warm....
Still no eve could try rubbing a bit of salt on the problem ;) |
Azunai Celestus
Dragron Riders Inc
Parental Supervision.
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:47:30 -
[4508] - Quote
btw a big shout out to everyone that has made this forum soooooo freaking amazing today, we've had our ups and downs, our side to side to sides, our inputs and whines, but hell,
we have proven we are EVE! and we do all that **** together! community for the ******* win!
just excellent... |
Howard Carpenter
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:47:37 -
[4509] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
PIZZA-POWER! Nothing can go wrong!
Take your time - don't waste your health on this game |
MrLuciferi
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:47:51 -
[4510] - Quote
Grinder2210 wrote:MrLuciferi wrote:99.9% sure there won't be any reimbursements. Suck it up kids, and welcome to life. This can happen to anyone, and any company. Na i think with the length of time we have been down now there prob will be some sort of reimbursements Prob skill points witch is CCP's normal go to in the sort of soituation
Maybe, hence my 99.9%. It's nothing I count on will happen. If they want to, and feel like it, we will probably get something. But I don't expect do be given something for free. |
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Leeloo Killik
BAND of MAGNUS
THE R0NIN
71
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:47:56 -
[4511] - Quote
Equinox WhiteWolf wrote:Jove Delegate wrote:Mdes Ormand wrote:01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100111 01101001 01101110 01101110 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 00101110 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101001 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100111 01101111 00101110 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110000 01100101 01101111 01110000 01101100 01100101 0110110001100001011101000110010101110010001000000110111100110111 01200011010111
I see what you did there. Naughty naughty |
Qprime
Federal Logistics Initiative Conglomerate
United Interests
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:48:03 -
[4512] - Quote
@ CCP Falcon
After reading all... well, a good chunk of this thread, there are a few things I'd like to say (woot -- first time bothering to post on the forums btw)
1) Good for you for feeding your employees CCP. Nice to see a company treating it's workers like humans. Serious points in my book for that.
2) On the topic of all the whining about getting compensated for this DT, while that would be nice there is really only one thing I honestly want out of all this: A devblog or article going into serious detail about what dafuq happened and exactly why there was no rollback option. I feel that is a perfectly reasonable request -- and it gives you, CCP Falcon, something REALLY useful to do in the next few hours until this finally blows over. Instead of sitting here shooting the ****, go interview the techs (that aren't pulling their hair out) and find out just what is wrong and start composing an article methinks.
3) Tell the techs for me: Good luck and godspeed on getting this fixed.
~Q |
aPoQ
Marzipan Meerkat Flying Circus
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:48:03 -
[4513] - Quote
Quattras Peione wrote:Srly guys, enjoy the pizza. We know you're working hard for it. Ignore the gripes and know the grownups in the room really appreciate the work you're putting in just so we can have internet spaceships.
Mummy pays for your sub then...
If you bought a plane ticket and on arrival at the airport it wasn't there you'd go spanner. This is no different.
CCP adopting the casual approach to informing us of the situation AND their casual approach at change control (i.e rollback procedure? support plan? ) would be totally fine if this were a free game. It is not. Subs = customers, ergo require a level of service delivery.
Interweb space ships or airplane tickets, you bought into a service and they, in this case CCP need to deliver. This should be a ******* massive wake up call to the current state of the process they use to roll out changes in a production environment.
Someone / people have dropped the ball and as such someone really needs to step up and sort this out. This current issue can not be solved with a wave of a finger BUT mitigating issues reoccurring should now be a priority.
This used to happen a fair bit back in the day, what is worrying is we are seeing it happen again despite the obvious improvements to hardware and software.
Major outages such as this really should be, and in most cases are, a thing of the past.
CCP step up and explain what actually is happening to rectify this and why it occurred in the first place, and it needs to be someone the fine pilots of this great game respect.
Fobbing us off with lip service is insulting.
ps having ordered the pizza i wonder your reaction if they were cold, mashed up and inedible....guessing you would want it sorted??! |
Lt Motion
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:48:05 -
[4514] - Quote
Emma Verondi wrote:Nathan32Derby UK wrote:20:00hrs ... PIZZA !!!! Fckin' PIZZA !!!! are you having a laugh? Maybe the players who pay your wages should be a bit " go slow " when it comes to resubscribing. 3 or 4 days won't hurt us, but it'll sure hurt CCP in the pocket.
Here's a hint, undo the patch that you applied ( that's knackered ) and run the servers without the new patch until you can afford to pay for proper coders to write patches that don't crash the system. You have obviously never worked with IT Consider the timers etc, how would they react on a full code and DB-rollback? If the server is unrecoverable, I am sure they will reload a previous backup, but that's nothing short of a last resort
To the original poster. Please just chill out mate, these things happen to all companies. Even fortune 500 companies can go isolated over an entire country if a network failure happens
Going out for a smoke and thinking about the problem often times gets me the solution at work, so itl be the same for our friends in Iceland. Let them catch their breath and approach this with a fresh eye.
Go go CCP, you guys can do this !. get us back on so we can keep killing each other
(whilst writing this im making peace with the fact that ill probably lose the 3 bil I made before DT) |
Yasemin Hanim
Sonnenlegion
Shadow Cartel
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:48:08 -
[4515] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
Do not touch the keyboard with Pizza Hands plz ! |
Aldran Gentlharp
I Maicar Mordo
Alternate Allegiance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:48:09 -
[4516] - Quote
Here some Cap booster charges for the Dev
Cap Booster |
Grisha Altol
Guards Assault Corps
Infinity Space.
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:48:21 -
[4517] - Quote
EVE Thermodynamics invention |
Warlof Tutsimo
Real One Corp
Equinox Space Technologies
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:48:21 -
[4518] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
My snowball tell me that you're on the good way ! Stay up with my dwarf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVhOulJ9lo4
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ksolis2
Grimm Hounds
SONS of BANE
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:48:26 -
[4519] - Quote
forget the servers now, i want some of that pizza now they better share that |
Dr. Dice
Aurum-Sol
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:48:26 -
[4520] - Quote
Well I'm off to get pizza...
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Kitsune Koraka
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:48:35 -
[4521] - Quote
Drgzs wrote:Nathan32Derby UK wrote:20:00hrs ... PIZZA !!!! Fckin' PIZZA !!!! are you having a laugh? Maybe the players who pay your wages should be a bit " go slow " when it comes to resubscribing. 3 or 4 days won't hurt us, but it'll sure hurt CCP in the pocket.
Here's a hint, undo the patch that you applied ( that's knackered ) and run the servers without the new patch until you can afford to pay for proper coders to write patches that don't crash the system. Yes, 20:00. Yes, Pizza. yes, Fckin' PIZZA !!!! Because, unlike you, they deserve it. Calm your **** and "can i haz your stuff'?
out of order tbh. |
Maetel Lithium
did he say call it bestfriends club delivered
Dragon Knights Inc
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:48:41 -
[4522] - Quote
I just had Pizza while I was out. Yum. Programmer fuel. |
Algarion Getz
Aideron Corp
48
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:48:55 -
[4523] - Quote
CCP PLS, CALL CCP VERTIAS, HE FIXES SERVER IN 5MIN
LOOK AT HIS 1337 MLG CODING SKILLZ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBX6cAtpkC8 |
Sagnon
Greysno
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:49:01 -
[4524] - Quote
After Pizza, is it not nappy nap time?
!Even DEVS need their nappies.
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Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated
Fidelas Constans
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:49:07 -
[4525] - Quote
300 paGES CONFIRMED ? |
Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3518
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:49:10 -
[4526] - Quote
I told my wive that she should not scared, but the ENTIRE UNIVERSE has ceased to exist.
She gave me her standard "You're crazy" look.
Know a Frozen fan? Check this out
Frozen fanfiction
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MCKen3311 Daugherty
F0RCED ENTRY
Get Off My Lawn
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:49:11 -
[4527] - Quote
While we are waiting, here's my first attempt at Jackdaw Solo PvP... more than likely going to tweak my fit to make it better...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p4sUDEkR1s |
Bea DenSotreni
Mine Mine Meins Inc.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:49:12 -
[4528] - Quote
01000011 01101111 01101110 01110110 01100101 01110010 01110100 00100000 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 00111010 00101111 00101111 01110111 01110111 01110111 00101110 01000011 01101111 01101110 01110110 01100101 01110010 01110100 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 01100011 01101111 01101101 00100000 00101000 01001111 01101110 01101100 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01010100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 01101100 01100001 01110100 01101111 01110010 00101001 |
Sarge Bishop
SpearHead Armada.
Gentlemen's.Club
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:49:17 -
[4529] - Quote
I logged on to re-up my account and thought that would help. Nope....nada
From the rage of posts of how long the extended down time has lasted...um yeah.
Guess I'll be waiting like the rest of everyone else.
I think I lost my MTU...sad face.
Back to trollin XD |
Arion Hammardin
Pathfinders of Mercurius
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:49:22 -
[4530] - Quote
unplanned overtime isnt fun until the paycheck comes in and u party like its 22:00 UTC |
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1MHB1
Legiao Portuguesa
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:49:27 -
[4531] - Quote
"server start up in 50 sec..." is now? let's see :/ |
Jakara Dakara
Blood Oath Foundation
DARKNESS.
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:49:29 -
[4532] - Quote
CCP I am truly sorry but the line has been crossed
https://twitter.com/CCP_Falcon/status/621407777467052032
Now i am hungry.
I demand that CPP upon restoring the server gives all players 1 unit of pizza |
Hedstrom Bukandara
Space Squirrels Unite
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:49:37 -
[4533] - Quote
Eli Stan wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
[/b] Reps to devs! \o/ Situations like this are crappy places to be, so I simply wish you the best of luck in finding an effective resolution.
Reps active :) |
Kal'Han
Win or Die
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:49:39 -
[4534] - Quote
went from not accepting connections to "proxy not connected to sol serverst" and now "The cluster is still starting up."
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Killdeer Okel
Red Ochre Mining and Exploration
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:49:52 -
[4535] - Quote
Ragnar Whitemane wrote:Killdeer Okel wrote:Solt Novadios wrote:Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
bla bla bla ... Pizza is very bad ... words . Kill... pizza is the food of champions and anyone who says otherwise is a pervert.
Raggy, I Just finished my first pie of the day...on to pie 2
Get on old teamspeak!!!
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XTOlivia Crendraven
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:49:53 -
[4536] - Quote
The authentication token provided by the launcher is of an invalid format. Please try again or contact EVE customer support.
finally, an invalid format, the little buggers are getting into everything now days!
I use nothing less than 100% re-cycled HTML
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Spar Multendor
The Darwin Awards Prize Patrol
Internet Space Bullies Alliance
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:50:01 -
[4537] - Quote
http://i.imgur.com/OIBTIDW.jpg |
Emma Verondi
MSE-corp
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:50:02 -
[4538] - Quote
Yasemin Hanim wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
Do not touch the keyboard with Pizza Hands plz !
https://twitter.com/CCP_Punkturis/status/621410507904450568
Too late!
"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
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Caluna Rova
Shiny Shiny Golden Fishy Fish
Someone Hit Our Mailbox
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:50:08 -
[4539] - Quote
Starting up in 98 seconds! :) |
Gilan Isana
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
44
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:50:10 -
[4540] - Quote
"cluster is starting up" ??
Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet. . . . . . .
I guess not!!
Back to the Pizza
Which now has to be in a xmas 2015 giveaway. I need some pizza to join my tobacco and spirits in EVERY ship! |
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SHADOWWALKER shadows
Haight Industries LLC
No Forks Given
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:50:18 -
[4541] - Quote
Qprime wrote:@ CCP Falcon
After reading all... well, a good chunk of this thread, there are a few things I'd like to say (woot -- first time bothering to post on the forums btw)
1) Good for you for feeding your employees CCP. Nice to see a company treating it's workers like humans. Serious points in my book for that.
2) On the topic of all the whining about getting compensated for this DT, while that would be nice there is really only one thing I honestly want out of all this: A devblog or article going into serious detail about what dafuq happened and exactly why there was no rollback option. I feel that is a perfectly reasonable request -- and it gives you, CCP Falcon, something REALLY useful to do in the next few hours until this finally blows over. Instead of sitting here shooting the ****, go interview the techs (that aren't pulling their hair out) and find out just what is wrong and start composing an article methinks.
3) Tell the techs for me: Good luck and godspeed on getting this fixed.
~Q
I agree, would like to know what the issue in detail is, (not mad though just curious is all) |
Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:50:38 -
[4542] - Quote
Teinyhr wrote:Leliana Cami Cotte wrote:They could have just told them all to go home and worry about it tomorrow. It is after all, 8pm in their local time now. I;m sure some of them have been onsite since early this morning. Spouses and children are, I'm sure, a concern now. As someone who's pulled 16 hour shifts (said job was the kind you cant really quit doing until you're done). I had to chuckle a bit to these family concerns. I'm sure their family will manage for a few hours, they got cellphones in Iceland too, I would hope so? Still, unplanned overtime is always a bummer. Hope you can get this sorted and go home soon. Enjoy the pizza!
YEAH SURE BRO.....my time is money though, even my entertainment time ( which is mostly youtube and eve) So I don't care how log it takes, or how long you don't see your f***** children...get the system going. then we talk |
Cheezedoodle
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:50:44 -
[4543] - Quote
IT'S STARTING UP GUYS |
Aesop Book
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:50:48 -
[4544] - Quote
MCKen3311 Daugherty wrote:
How do you plan to tweak your fit with the server offline?
....Made myself sad with that one. |
Beanhead2
The Bean Consortium
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:51:00 -
[4545] - Quote
Maybe a good idea to make the test server a bit more simple to access when this happens. also if you play a game with one server guys this will happen if that one server breaks. Other MMO's have the same issues but they can put you on a different server. |
Frank Rotsuda
Article IV
Advent of Fate
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:51:06 -
[4546] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:By the way...after these chain of event have unfolded I have ordered pizza also and I now am also lighting a candle for you ccp people....just remember, a bunch of us right now are paying for that pizza you are eating...so once you are done , get the f**** back to work and fix whatever you did. And don't forget to please reimburse for this time lost...as a side note a lot of us feel as if the chain of changes you are making to this game is counterproductive to the way we like the game to be which is making it in turn harder and harder to decide if I want to resub all my accounts or maybe is time to pull back and have just one...but then I think about all the pizza breaks youll be missing if many of us did that and it saddens my heart. The solution? Don't tell me what kind of food you order with my money and get me the game I pay you to play back up and running ASAP I understand things aren't that simple and some F**** ups cannot be undone so quick...but still, when I log back in there should be something for us to feel like you didn't fornicate us for a full day. And I would watch carefully where you go with the game...its looking less intrsting every day. And these downtimes are not helping your case either.
MUST BE HARD TO BE YOU CCP...yours truly in pew -CEPHY-
In regards to reimbursement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ
It's only several hours calm down... |
Bennington
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:51:09 -
[4547] - Quote
01001111 01101000 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01000111 01101111 01100100 00101100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01010100 01001001 01010100 01000001 01000001 01000001 01000001 01000001 01000001 01000001 01001110 00100001 |
Ted Rockson
eXtreme Co
Solyaris Chtonium
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:51:11 -
[4548] - Quote
Message from client server starting in 30sec |
Veritas Luxmea
Rehn Industries
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:51:15 -
[4549] - Quote
LOL look at all the mad nolifers... OMG, this game's community has got to be the worst in history. |
Vivid1
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Snuffed Out
13
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:51:16 -
[4550] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:By the way...after these chain of event have unfolded I have ordered pizza also and I now am also lighting a candle for you ccp people....just remember, a bunch of us right now are paying for that pizza you are eating...so once you are done , get the f**** back to work and fix whatever you did. And don't forget to please reimburse for this time lost...as a side note a lot of us feel as if the chain of changes you are making to this game is counterproductive to the way we like the game to be which is making it in turn harder and harder to decide if I want to resub all my accounts or maybe is time to pull back and have just one...but then I think about all the pizza breaks youll be missing if many of us did that and it saddens my heart. The solution? Don't tell me what kind of food you order with my money and get me the game I pay you to play back up and running ASAP I understand things aren't that simple and some F**** ups cannot be undone so quick...but still, when I log back in there should be something for us to feel like you didn't fornicate us for a full day. And I would watch carefully where you go with the game...its looking less intrsting every day. And these downtimes are not helping your case either.
MUST BE HARD TO BE YOU CCP...yours truly in pew -CEPHY-
Take an extra pizza break so this clown unsubs, make sure to post it |
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Barrak
Wormhole Engineers
Greater Realms
134
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:51:30 -
[4551] - Quote
I figure that if I start at the beginning of this thread and read all the posts..... the game might be working by the time I finish............. |
Draya Bankes
Asturian Industries
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:51:38 -
[4552] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
[/b]
Good, now can you all shut up and be suportive instead of troaling |
Omur Onen
SiBER ORDU
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:51:39 -
[4553] - Quote
is it real final coundown? |
Mourados Denver
Tunisia Holding
72
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:51:44 -
[4554] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
Extra time work well payed in CCP.? .. call the syndicates if not
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Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
26
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:51:50 -
[4555] - Quote
<3 I LUV YOU ALL <3 |
mighty1
Relentless Terrorism
Separatists
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:51:58 -
[4556] - Quote
Something to help past the time away and reli-EVE the stress and tension away....Enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VXacYLcjGA |
Henry Plantgenet
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
42
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:52:01 -
[4557] - Quote
just wondering but could it be that there's a faulty wire somewhere? |
Ryan Austrene
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:52:02 -
[4558] - Quote
Veritas Luxmea wrote:LOL look at all the mad nolifers... OMG, this game's community has got to be the worst in history.
Nope Dota 2 will always have that dubious honour. |
Kal'Han
Win or Die
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:52:05 -
[4559] - Quote
naaaahh countdown to "not accepting connections" |
Shirley Ding-Dong
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:52:05 -
[4560] - Quote
Tatsujin Kagaku wrote:RomeStar wrote:Mdes Ormand wrote:Shirley Ding-Dong wrote:Acid Vamp wrote:01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 011010010111010000100000011100110111010101110010011001010010000001100100011011110110010101110011 so is thisabput who can write more numbers? 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110011 01101001011101000010000001110011011101010111001001100101001000000110010001101111011001010111.....................etc this binary string is not divisible by 8!
010010010010000001100100011010010110010000100000011011100110111101110100001000000111011101100001011011100111010000100000011101000110111100100000011011010110010101101110011101000110100101101111011011100010000001101001011101000010000001110100011011110010000001100101011011010110001001100001011100100111001001100001011100110111001100100000011000010110111001111001011011110110111001100101 |
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Nolan Drake
The Scope
Gallente Federation
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:52:06 -
[4561] - Quote
Nolan Drake wrote:... any chance that CCP will remove the message "Aegis Sovereignty has been successfully release (sic) on July 14!" from the EVE launcher? Just maybe?
Enjoying the time off, going for a walk in the park. Cheers!
Answer to my own question = http://giphy.com/embed/rYlRc4uf1dcLC
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Sophos Mileghere
Ars Goetia Corporation
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:52:07 -
[4562] - Quote
Veritas Luxmea wrote:LOL look at all the mad nolifers... OMG, this game's community has got to be the worst in history.
I think this game has a great community but like with anything, outliers are the things that get noticed
|
Bignfurrie
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:52:15 -
[4563] - Quote
Can we get an update on who ate what pizza? Toppings please. |
McBarnacle
Varangian Sentinels
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:52:17 -
[4564] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
30 minutes to eat pizza?!!! I hope that meant 6 pizzas each or I will have lost my faith in CCP.
|
ivona fly
Black Fox Marauders
Spaceship Bebop
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:52:19 -
[4565] - Quote
227 Pages... of people waiting to get back into the game, i don't think eve is dying yet
but that told RIP cluster :) |
Yasemin Hanim
Sonnenlegion
Shadow Cartel
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:52:20 -
[4566] - Quote
Emma Verondi wrote:Yasemin Hanim wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
[/b] Do not touch the keyboard with Pizza Hands plz ! https://twitter.com/CCP_Punkturis/status/621410507904450568
Too late!
Hahahahahahah greaaaaaat |
Sarrgon
Avalonians United
21
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:52:21 -
[4567] - Quote
I am anxious to get the servers back up also, but I would rather the devs have a full belly then starting, people tend to work better that way. |
GeeBee
Paragon Fury
Tactical Narcotics Team
87
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:52:24 -
[4568] - Quote
CCP SONG OF THE DAY |
Shiva Khan
Inferno Technologies
Circle-Of-Two
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:52:28 -
[4569] - Quote
Reset to EvE Online Trinity... |
Nanuet Darair
Wayward Chickens
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:52:43 -
[4570] - Quote
nitro oxide wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33541109
Do you think it has been done by some desperate eve players? |
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Dude Ringfield
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:52:44 -
[4571] - Quote
MORE JOKES |
Algarion Getz
Aideron Corp
48
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:52:48 -
[4572] - Quote
Sagnon wrote:After Pizza, is it not nappy nap time? !Even DEVS need their nappies.
What? After Pizza its coffee time (or beer time if you are at home. That reminds me ... its beer time! |
Aurelius Valentius
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
447
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:52:57 -
[4573] - Quote
This pizza thing smacks of the injustice of our times... oh what sad times are these when passing strangers can break servers, and kill hamsters at will, while getting pizza for it... and the people suffer, they have no pizza or server connectivity! Low, and hark, and other LARP sayings of yore, which I think means like earlier this morning... as in, the server broke a fort-yore ago... erm, anyway...
We demand indemnities in the form of pizza vouchers to be remitted though the online thingy that allows us to get stuff from CCP to us in some way that makes me have pizza here, cause I don't and I want some now. And watching that moron with the "just do it" yelling made me blink and then I was hungry.
ok, back to YouTube... please use Duracell Hamsters in the repairs. |
MrLuciferi
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:52:59 -
[4574] - Quote
aPoQ wrote:Quattras Peione wrote:Srly guys, enjoy the pizza. We know you're working hard for it. Ignore the gripes and know the grownups in the room really appreciate the work you're putting in just so we can have internet spaceships. Mummy pays for your sub then... If you bought a plane ticket and on arrival at the airport it wasn't there you'd go spanner. This is no different. CCP adopting the casual approach to informing us of the situation AND their casual approach at change control (i.e rollback procedure? support plan? ) would be totally fine if this were a free game. It is not. Subs = customers, ergo require a level of service delivery. Interweb space ships or airplane tickets, you bought into a service and they, in this case CCP need to deliver. This should be a ******* massive wake up call to the current state of the process they use to roll out changes in a production environment. Someone / people have dropped the ball and as such someone really needs to step up and sort this out. This current issue can not be solved with a wave of a finger BUT mitigating issues reoccurring should now be a priority. This used to happen a fair bit back in the day, what is worrying is we are seeing it happen again despite the obvious improvements to hardware and software. Major outages such as this really should be, and in most cases are, a thing of the past. CCP step up and explain what actually is happening to rectify this and why it occurred in the first place, and it needs to be someone the fine pilots of this great game respect. Fobbing us off with lip service is insulting. ps having ordered the pizza i wonder your reaction if they were cold, mashed up and inedible....guessing you would want it sorted??!
I pay my sub with my hard earned money from work. Exactly as most of us do. CCP are doing a great job for the salary they get. They don't need a bunch of whining children because the server happens to be down for one day. Don't you have a bloody life? Or to fat to get up and go out? *sighs*
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Samuel Triptee
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
104
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:53:00 -
[4575] - Quote
waaaaiiit a minute...
you all mean the server is down?
Have You Hugged Your Frigate Today?
|
Marka Sadow
Ex Petra Robur
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:53:01 -
[4576] - Quote
Veritas Luxmea wrote:LOL look at all the mad nolifers... OMG, this game's community has got to be the worst in history.
Not even close |
Eli Apol
Definitely a nullsec alt
417
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:53:04 -
[4577] - Quote
Veritas Luxmea wrote:LOL look at all the mad nolifers... OMG, this game's community has got to be the worst in history.
It's a small minority that are claiming the entitled brat position - don't let that sully your outlook on the rest of the community.
but what would I know, I'm just a salvager
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Toro Conde
Pineview Angus
Moose Alliance
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:53:06 -
[4578] - Quote
NOW YOU'VE DONE IT! We're all gonna get a pizza as one of CCP's Christmas gag gifts...... sigh...... |
Reverendia Zeddamax
The Old Timer's Guild
M O B I U S
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:53:09 -
[4579] - Quote
Equinox WhiteWolf wrote:
Now I want pizza...
I am about to phone in for some now ... should we start a favorite toppings during DT poll?
|
Turgle Miner
Eve Transportation
Amarr Separatist Alliance
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:53:10 -
[4580] - Quote
MrLuciferi wrote:Grinder2210 wrote:MrLuciferi wrote:99.9% sure there won't be any reimbursements. Suck it up kids, and welcome to life. This can happen to anyone, and any company. Na i think with the length of time we have been down now there prob will be some sort of reimbursements Prob skill points witch is CCP's normal go to in the sort of soituation Maybe, hence my 99.9%. It's nothing I count on will happen. If they want to, and feel like it, we will probably get something. But I don't expect do be given something for free.
It's an awkward situation. I don't expect to get something for free either, but CCP has a reputation for embarassing the consumers with over-compensation for the tiniest of problems. They're really good to their base. |
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Rory Wolf
United Wolfs Nations
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:53:16 -
[4581] - Quote
Just think of all the new untouched Anoms in WH space! Glorious spawns of gas await. Whoops. Excuse me. |
Zero Eclipse
Revolver Inc.
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:53:21 -
[4582] - Quote
Bignfurrie wrote:Can we get an update on who ate what pizza? Toppings please.
CCP. This please. Do we need a separate pizza update thread? |
Kazi Kugisa
EVE University
Ivy League
39
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:53:21 -
[4583] - Quote
CCP, please troll with a slice of free pizza online when this is done. |
Eve Nekhari
Brutor Clan
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:53:23 -
[4584] - Quote
Mmmm I hope we get SP & ISKies... or maybe just a useless souvenir. hahaha |
Kairos Antilles
Project Kairos
The Bastion
57
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:53:33 -
[4585] - Quote
Veritas Luxmea wrote:LOL look at all the mad nolifers... OMG, this game's community has got to be the worst in history.
The door is that way ------>
Don't let it hit you in the ass on the way out. |
Helif Eyeno
Extraterrestrial Excavations
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:53:51 -
[4586] - Quote
StickyCrystals Crystalian wrote:I work for dominos id bring you more pizza but i only deliver in south wales however charter me a jet an ill fly some out for free of charge:) an no pizza wouldnt be pipping hot just luke warm....
Still no eve could try rubbing a bit of salt on the problem ;)
Now I'll invite you to Taco Bell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFiDoOgRTpk |
Leo Augustus
Ol' Miners Tavern
Societas Liberalis Civitas
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:53:54 -
[4587] - Quote
The game developers could have left the game static and unchanged over a decade ago and cashed out with millions upon millions of dollars. Good on them that they won't settle and are working hard to keep it fresh and new.
That said, I'm leaving work now. Sure would be nice if it were back online soon. We're in baseball's all-star break, so not much going on otherwise! |
dark dreamur
The Tebo Corp
64
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:54:11 -
[4588] - Quote
aPoQ wrote:Quattras Peione wrote:Srly guys, enjoy the pizza. We know you're working hard for it. Ignore the gripes and know the grownups in the room really appreciate the work you're putting in just so we can have internet spaceships. Mummy pays for your sub then... If you bought a plane ticket and on arrival at the airport it wasn't there you'd go spanner. This is no different. CCP adopting the casual approach to informing us of the situation AND their casual approach at change control (i.e rollback procedure? support plan? ) would be totally fine if this were a free game. It is not. Subs = customers, ergo require a level of service delivery. Interweb space ships or airplane tickets, you bought into a service and they, in this case CCP need to deliver. This should be a ******* massive wake up call to the current state of the process they use to roll out changes in a production environment. Someone / people have dropped the ball and as such someone really needs to step up and sort this out. This current issue can not be solved with a wave of a finger BUT mitigating issues reoccurring should now be a priority. This used to happen a fair bit back in the day, what is worrying is we are seeing it happen again despite the obvious improvements to hardware and software. Major outages such as this really should be, and in most cases are, a thing of the past. CCP step up and explain what actually is happening to rectify this and why it occurred in the first place, and it needs to be someone the fine pilots of this great game respect. Fobbing us off with lip service is insulting. ps having ordered the pizza i wonder your reaction if they were cold, mashed up and inedible....guessing you would want it sorted??!
when you become a grown up you will not need to be told this: When you get to your airport and your plane has had a delay and you have to wait a day till the next one you suck it up and realize bad things happen and the world doesn't revolve around you.
If your a petulant child you stamp your feet and whine.
I think we can all see which one you are sir |
Tovo-vich Armer
TAOEISM
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:54:31 -
[4589] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:Teinyhr wrote:Leliana Cami Cotte wrote:They could have just told them all to go home and worry about it tomorrow. It is after all, 8pm in their local time now. I;m sure some of them have been onsite since early this morning. Spouses and children are, I'm sure, a concern now. As someone who's pulled 16 hour shifts (said job was the kind you cant really quit doing until you're done). I had to chuckle a bit to these family concerns. I'm sure their family will manage for a few hours, they got cellphones in Iceland too, I would hope so? Still, unplanned overtime is always a bummer. Hope you can get this sorted and go home soon. Enjoy the pizza! YEAH SURE BRO.....my time is money though, even my entertainment time ( which is mostly youtube and eve) So I don't care how log it takes, or how long you don't see your f***** children...get the system going. then we talk
whahahahahahh you do not get out much do you ? there is something out there ..... it's called living .... ;) |
Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
47
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:54:34 -
[4590] - Quote
Aesop Book wrote:MCKen3311 Daugherty wrote: How do you plan to tweak your fit with the server offline? ....Made myself sad with that one.
Clearly you've never heard of EVEMon or EFT for that matter. |
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Zoidberg Fonulique
USSR Zero Detachment
Peacemakers. Coalition
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:54:37 -
[4591] - Quote
It was in south park, just reboot the server noobs. |
Crash Dummy
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:54:37 -
[4592] - Quote
Come on CCP... is the light on, it might be a power cut |
Dodge Starkiller
The Scope
Gallente Federation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:54:43 -
[4593] - Quote
maybe give everyone in-game pizza? |
Admiral Akbar it'satrap
EVE University
Ivy League
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:54:50 -
[4594] - Quote
pizza |
1MHB1
Legiao Portuguesa
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:54:54 -
[4595] - Quote
"not accepting connections" again well let's see next hours something serious happens here :(...
Hope i can take a pizza in Eve today.... good luck for all techs maybe they can fix for all us go play and out here |
Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope
Gallente Federation
343
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:55:00 -
[4596] - Quote
Bignfurrie wrote:Can we get an update on who ate what pizza? Toppings please.
The pizza is called a Viking special, the toppings are:
12 lbs beef
12 chicken
25 pounds of bacon
1 potatoe
6 kegs of mead (25 gallon each) |
KiloAlpha
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
Mordus Angels
239
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:55:01 -
[4597] - Quote
in before the angry americans start to post ... oh wait ...... |
Roydon Clovis
TSOI Holdings
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:55:02 -
[4598] - Quote
This is my first time using a post, I never comment on anything. It is just funny that the New Moon is tonight so those of use who want to do so can visualize eve working again. Pizza can power things but I think carbs and cheese lead to crashes.
Hey you think we could get some gift from our friends at CCP for putting up with the inconvenience? |
Drago Anasazy
Unkindness Incorporated
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:55:04 -
[4599] - Quote
Hmmm, you all got saved from hotdrop today, beacuse you cant carebare whole day! So be gratefull to CCP! |
Caluna Rova
Shiny Shiny Golden Fishy Fish
Someone Hit Our Mailbox
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:55:10 -
[4600] - Quote
Veritas Luxmea wrote:LOL look at all the mad nolifers... OMG, this game's community has got to be the worst in history.
This is nothing compared to WoW. I'll take this any day.
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Mikhem
Taxisk Unlimited
290
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:55:27 -
[4601] - Quote
Irie Alixyar wrote:If we get to page 200. I will stream myself dancing in speedos to HEYYEA (And I say)
Page 229 now and increasing. I didn't find link to this anywhere. Where is it ;)
Mikhem
Link library to EVE music songs.
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Azunai Celestus
Dragron Riders Inc
Parental Supervision.
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:55:41 -
[4602] - Quote
Kairos Antilles wrote:Veritas Luxmea wrote:LOL look at all the mad nolifers... OMG, this game's community has got to be the worst in history. The door is that way ------> Don't let it hit you in the ass on the way out.
indeed, eve community rocks |
David 'Sprocket' Glerum
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:55:42 -
[4603] - Quote
Here's to the dev-squad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STf7B33yEHw |
Agent Unknown
Night Theifs
incendia equus
52
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:55:49 -
[4604] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:Slowdive Aideron wrote: wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Thats exactly what we do when we have some massive problems with our infrastructure at the datacenter and everyone is doing overtime. Sit about with your dicks in your hands and eat pizza? Gee let me know which DC that is so I can make sure to never rent servers there. Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
*drops mic* |
Dirk Lance
Wrecking Shots
Black Legion.
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:56:00 -
[4605] - Quote
McBarnacle wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
30 minutes to eat pizza?!!! I hope that meant 6 pizzas each or I will have lost my faith in CCP.
I feel like a 30 minute break is kind of reasonable for people who have been at work for probably 12 hours trying to solve a major problem. don't you think? |
Emiai
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:56:03 -
[4606] - Quote
Hai! Server is down.. |
KiloAlpha
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
Mordus Angels
239
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:56:07 -
[4607] - Quote
im on sisi .... are you all mad yet?? |
Broggo Yimmix
Purgatory Reach
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:56:08 -
[4608] - Quote
Toro Conde wrote:NOW YOU'VE DONE IT! We're all gonna get a pizza as one of CCP's Christmas gag gifts...... sigh......
I was just thinking the same. Pizza for a christmas gift.
1 unit of CCP Pizza
.001 M3
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Atalia Kuva
Whats That Mom
To Be Determined Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:56:09 -
[4609] - Quote
I stopped playing for while because of frequent issues just like this but never this bad....... I think this is just terrible considering the money we pay every month for a service which should run better than this - approaching the 12 hour mark now - this is not the way to treat your subscribers..... sorry if that sounds harsh but I'm disappointed. |
Hakutsuru Sake
Perkone
Caldari State
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:56:11 -
[4610] - Quote
Don't let the panda in.
http://giphy.com/gifs/computer-angry-panda-zrdUjl6N99nLq
http://giphy.com/gifs/computer-spongebob-squarepants-gC8zQhQ1YoP3q
Solutions
http://giphy.com/gifs/snl-obamacare-iVDo6InQKyW8o
http://giphy.com/gifs/mfw-computer-dies-4no7ul3pa571e
http://giphy.com/gifs/internet-pizza-computer-ZH5o2lacOA8Te
all else fails
http://giphy.com/gifs/computer-technology-warning-lvNZq42kgEXq8 |
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Tsuki Shara Omaristos
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:56:12 -
[4611] - Quote
And then when the servers come back live everyone has 100,000 skill points and 100,000 isk and a shiny new velator. |
Araikas Rhal
Hair-Trigger
Prolapse.
25
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:56:17 -
[4612] - Quote
Riddler Ronuken wrote:Slowdive Aideron wrote: wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Thats exactly what we do when we have some massive problems with our infrastructure at the datacenter and everyone is doing overtime. Sit about with your dicks in your hands and eat pizza? Gee let me know which DC that is so I can make sure to never rent servers there.
Your obviously well placed anger reminds me of this lady i was in line behind at the store the other day. She just could not understand how the check reader was broken. Insisting of course that the car she drove, and apparent air of haughtiness, superseded the machines inability to work at the time. Screaming at the guy working on it would probably make it work again though. It works with her gardeners i am sure. Just as I am sure TQ would be live again if CCP would only starve their employee's. Perhaps a bit of dehydration would incentivize them to step it up too eh?
http://weknowmemes.com/2012/03/even-my-dog-is-amazed-at-how-stupid-you-are/
I played other games in my past life. I must have done something wrong to be re-incarnated as an Eve player.
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Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
36
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:56:18 -
[4613] - Quote
Algarion Getz wrote:Sagnon wrote:After Pizza, is it not nappy nap time? !Even DEVS need their nappies. What? After Pizza its coffee time (or beer time if you are at home. That reminds me ... its beer time!
Are you not aware of the drinking game? This whole thread has been beer/alcohol time. |
Primary This Rifter
4S Corporation
Goonswarm Federation
869
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:56:30 -
[4614] - Quote
KiloAlpha wrote:in before the angry americans start to post ... oh wait ......
We're not into USTZ prime yet. I bet most of these angry posters are Europeans. |
Telistra
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:56:34 -
[4615] - Quote
My feedback...
Free backup solutions:
http://bacula.org/
http://www.zmanda.com/amanda-enterprise-edition.html
https://www.bareos.org/en/
I could list paid for solutions but I am sure everyone knows how to use google....
PS: If you already have a backup solution in place, cheers, and ignore my post. Also I am listing these as possible solutions and not as a rant or negative feedback. If you take it that way after saying that, that's on you.
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Araceli Gabriela
Brutor Urban Development and Planning
19
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:56:46 -
[4616] - Quote
frankly I think CCP should remove half of everyone's isk who whines for free crap when a server goes down for a few hours |
Jita Altarion
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:56:55 -
[4617] - Quote
Experimenting heh? Maybe we should let Qyburn experiment on you |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
27
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:56:56 -
[4618] - Quote
Emiai wrote:Hai! Server is down..
No it is not! Only you are down! |
Locke Eistiras
State War Academy
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:56:57 -
[4619] - Quote
well with 18+ large pizzas on that table seems that they called in reinforcements |
Apoc Baltar
Quam Singulari
Triumvirate.
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:56:57 -
[4620] - Quote
Shiva Khan wrote:Reset to EvE Online Trinity...
I would be fine with that, seems about the only way to make minmatar not suck as a race. |
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Hedstrom Bukandara
Space Squirrels Unite
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:57:00 -
[4621] - Quote
Firstly: I have been more entertained reading this thread than I have in a Very Long Time...
Secondly: All of you Entitled Children bitching and moaning: Give it up already. It's a Game. If this is the worst thing that happens to me today, I'm pretty sure I can call it a Good Day. If I couldn't , I'd have to start Seriously Reconsidering my Priorities. Maybe that 's just me... |
Dr. Dice
Aurum-Sol
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:57:04 -
[4622] - Quote
McBarnacle wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
30 minutes to eat pizza?!!! I hope that meant 6 pizzas each or I will have lost my faith in CCP.
It is a job man, they get breaks. Breaks actually improve efficiency so don't even ***** about it. |
Eli Apol
Definitely a nullsec alt
422
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 20:57:08 -
[4623] - Quote
Atalia Kuva wrote:I stopped playing for while because of frequent issues just like this but never this bad....... I think this is just terrible considering the money we pay every month for a service which should run better than this - approaching the 12 hour mark now - this is not the way to treat your subscribers..... sorry if that sounds harsh but I'm disappointed.
Doesn't sound harsh, just makes you sound like an entitled prick.
but what would I know, I'm just a salvager
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Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated
Fidelas Constans
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:57:22 -
[4624] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
Yes !!!!!!!!!! That means the Zaa worked !!!
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY ZAAAAAAA o7 |
McBarnacle
Varangian Sentinels
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:57:28 -
[4625] - Quote
Shiva Khan wrote:Reset to EvE Online Trinity...
If you're going to reset EVE please reset it back to the time when you could get Guardian Vexors and T2 BPO drops from rats. Much thanks.
Oh, and Myrmidons with no bandwidth limitations. BS pilots dying to a Myrmidon tears are very sweet tears.
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MrLuciferi
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:57:35 -
[4626] - Quote
Turgle Miner wrote:MrLuciferi wrote:Grinder2210 wrote:MrLuciferi wrote:99.9% sure there won't be any reimbursements. Suck it up kids, and welcome to life. This can happen to anyone, and any company. Na i think with the length of time we have been down now there prob will be some sort of reimbursements Prob skill points witch is CCP's normal go to in the sort of soituation Maybe, hence my 99.9%. It's nothing I count on will happen. If they want to, and feel like it, we will probably get something. But I don't expect do be given something for free. It's an awkward situation. I don't expect to get something for free either, but CCP has a reputation for embarassing the consumers with over-compensation for the tiniest of problems. They're really good to their base.
Yeah, that is true. But with all the whines, I really hope CCP doesn't give a dime. Some people have to accept the fact the CCP and all in the building, are just... HUMANS!
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Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:57:37 -
[4627] - Quote
Ok Threadworms... time to bring the Threadnaught to 300 |
Ash Faeries
DASH Metagalactic Defence Syndicate
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:57:57 -
[4628] - Quote
Dodge Starkiller wrote:maybe give everyone in-game pizza?
I'd settle for in-game pizza
Eve is love, Eve is life
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SHADOWWALKER shadows
Haight Industries LLC
No Forks Given
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:58:01 -
[4629] - Quote
Hey guys here's some chill out music for you ppl with nothing better to do: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5iGiMelonA
And for CCP some motivation for you all: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuHfVn_cfHU |
Asyntara
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:58:08 -
[4630] - Quote
Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Bignfurrie wrote:Can we get an update on who ate what pizza? Toppings please. The pizza is called a VIking special, the toppings are: 12 lbs beef 12 chicken 25 pounds of bacon 1 potatoe 6 kegs of mead (25 gallon each)
shame on you for neglecting to mention the salted cod |
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Dracvlad
Taishi Combine
Second-Dawn
956
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:58:14 -
[4631] - Quote
CCP I am disappointed in you, you did not tell us what Pizza you ordered, I rather like Regina's, but I tend to add more toppings so it becomes a real mix. So what Pizza did you order, I won't be able to sleep until I find out.
Haha and now the wife orders me to bed, so I will not get to know what Pizza it was, well might as well have an early night, good luck...
Ella's Snack bar
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Laenatus
ElitistOps
Pandemic Legion
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:58:21 -
[4632] - Quote
pst pics of pizza party pls but dont let it interfere with your work tia ~ |
KenFlorian
Jednota Inc
23
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:58:28 -
[4633] - Quote
All this talk of pizza is making me hungry.
Even so, it is an unconscionable show of humanity on the part of management. There are many things worth weeping about in the world but feeding hungry developers pizza surely must be near the top of the list. |
Azunai Celestus
Dragron Riders Inc
Parental Supervision.
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:58:34 -
[4634] - Quote
Dirk Lance wrote:McBarnacle wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
30 minutes to eat pizza?!!! I hope that meant 6 pizzas each or I will have lost my faith in CCP. I feel like a 30 minute break is kind of reasonable for people who have been at work for probably 12 hours trying to solve a major problem. don't you think?
man i've had like 2 hours of sitting and eating, at work i get like an hour so kuddos to CCP |
Almethea
Trans Stellar Express
199
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:58:38 -
[4635] - Quote
Nicolas Utama wrote:Did you buy your pizza at Jita?
no way, too much jump fatigue to deliver
Keeping active account just to shitpost
there's so many thing to fix in eve.... and they fix forum ! GJ! but ok i like it !
CCP Fozzie : AFK cloaking, however, is an entirely social form of power
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Sophos Mileghere
Ars Goetia Corporation
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:58:41 -
[4636] - Quote
Atalia Kuva wrote:I stopped playing for while because of frequent issues just like this but never this bad....... I think this is just terrible considering the money we pay every month for a service which should run better than this - approaching the 12 hour mark now - this is not the way to treat your subscribers..... sorry if that sounds harsh but I'm disappointed.
Divide the money you pay between available hours per month, 720 hours per month at -ú16.99 in UK = -ú0.02 per hour. Now I understand the douchery, this downtime has cost me a whopping -ú0.24 so far.... |
Tillblik Mangeiri
Major League Infidels
Size Really Doesn't Matter
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:58:41 -
[4637] - Quote
Chevron7 wrote:Ok Threadworms... time to bring the Threadnaught to 300
Bump |
Ni Ka
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:58:42 -
[4638] - Quote
Quote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
Does anyone else feel like we're playing Fallout Shelter? Hope we find some epic loots along the way! |
Cheezedoodle
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:58:43 -
[4639] - Quote
Kazi Kugisa wrote:CCP, please troll with a slice of free pizza online when this is done.
7/15 never forget memorial pepperoni |
Ygaff Desfois
QC-PunksNotDead
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:58:48 -
[4640] - Quote
keep going :) almost at 5000 posts on this thread :D |
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Riddler Ronuken
Heuristic Industrial And Development
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:58:48 -
[4641] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote: Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
The point wasn't that CCP shouldn't be looking out for the welfare of their employees, or that devs shouldnt have food, it was that if I was the paying customer of a company whose service has been unaccessible for over 6 hours (and I am), what I'd like to see to give me confidence is a detailed explanation of the problem and photos of people WORKING on it (even if they're having pizza at the same time), not pictures of devs hanging around a table having pizza with a game room in the background. Maybe I'm less hipster and my idea of PR is different but not really what I'd post with a mass of pissed off people on the forums.
Otherwise noones expecting people to work like robots. Though robots will likely be replacing us all soon enough.
Oh and a bit more detail on what's going on would be nice, we're not technical morons here, most of us can actually tell between our software and hardware and our frontends and backends (hopefully most people can generally tell between the last two). |
Freya Aurora Webb
420 COOP Corp
Cohortes Triarii
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:58:52 -
[4642] - Quote
Servers up!
No wait, thats pizza juice, nvm |
Tbc Fifty-six
Concordiat
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:58:54 -
[4643] - Quote
Tsuki Shara Omaristos wrote:And then when the servers come back live everyone has 100,000 skill points and 100,000 isk and a shiny new velator.
but thats nothing... |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
27
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:59:20 -
[4644] - Quote
Dracvlad wrote:CCP I am disappointed in you, you did not tell us what Pizza you ordered, I rather like Regina's, but I tend to add more toppings so it becomes a real mix. So what Pizza did you order, I won't be able to sleep until I find out.
Is this a spelling mistake " I rather like Regina's"
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Gismund le'Girgal
BANK AND TRUST COMPANY
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:59:36 -
[4645] - Quote
Oh boy I DO remember the downtimes on last millenium when I started as EVE beta tester :) ... this is nothing compared to those days... |
Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:59:40 -
[4646] - Quote
Mokada Akiga wrote:THEY SHOULD have some kind of redundancy going JUST for a situation like this.
They probably do. Most folks don't realize the step that occurs before that.
Everything gets wiped.
Go back 2 days and this is what they have to deal with:
2 days of customer transactions are gone.
2 days of tickets are gone.
2 days of other upgrades, patching and coding are now gone.
2 days of character development are now gone.
Everything for those 2 days is now gone.
It's a big step.
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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Nicolas Utama
Seven Guardians
Equinox Space Technologies
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:59:41 -
[4647] - Quote
Try to fix it to be ready for next down time. |
Tobias Acuerdo
Lone Star Liquidations Llc
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:59:47 -
[4648] - Quote
Shouldn't be long and the Aussies and Kiwis will be back, and they'll push this thread over 500 pages easily. |
Saberblade Solette
7 SEVEN OUT Inc.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:59:49 -
[4649] - Quote
xD well the "Fix" seems to have cause I massive issue :P don't u guys have a split dev server to test these things out before going live?
or seeing how things are going maybe hardware failure could be the cause ... Oh well, my Noobish self was looking for some eve time, i'll chill with another game time :( so sad....
I wonder if CCP will compensate players for this? |
Marty78
Office Of Tactical And Strategic Services
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:59:52 -
[4650] - Quote
Maybe they should have rolled the server back to before DT and they can work on the fix at their own pleasure. |
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Nalia White
Tencus
124
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:00:08 -
[4651] - Quote
Ni Ka wrote:Quote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
Does anyone else feel like we're playing Fallout Shelter? Hope we find some epic loots along the way!
man that was a good one :D
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KiloAlpha
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
Mordus Angels
239
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:00:12 -
[4652] - Quote
Atalia Kuva wrote:I stopped playing for while because of frequent issues just like this but never this bad....... I think this is just terrible considering the money we pay every month for a service which should run better than this - approaching the 12 hour mark now - this is not the way to treat your subscribers..... sorry if that sounds harsh but I'm disappointed.
shut up man ..., just shut up!!!!!!
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LeeChanka
Super Cr3w
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:00:17 -
[4653] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5ncRVfJ2y8 |
Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:00:27 -
[4654] - Quote
Grinder2210 wrote:Na i think with the length of time we have been down now there prob will be some sort of reimbursements Prob skill points witch is CCP's normal go to in the sort of soituation
Maybe we'll get pizza tokens at Christmas time like those tokens we got this year.
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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Veritas Luxmea
Rehn Industries
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:00:28 -
[4655] - Quote
I wouldn't mind a brand new server - everyone starts from scratch, in parallel with TQ, not as a reset or something. |
Sophos Mileghere
Ars Goetia Corporation
17
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:00:35 -
[4656] - Quote
Riddler Ronuken wrote:CCP Falcon wrote: Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
The point wasn't that CCP shouldn't be looking out for the welfare of their employees, or that devs shouldnt have food, it was that if I was the paying customer of a company whose service has been unaccessible for over 6 hours (and I am), what I'd like to see to give me confidence is a detailed explanation of the problem and photos of people WORKING on it (even if they're having pizza at the same time), not pictures of devs hanging around a table having pizza with a game room in the background. Maybe I'm less hipster and my idea of PR is different but not really what I'd post with a mass of pissed off people on the forums. Otherwise noones expecting people to work like robots. Though robots will likely be replacing us all soon enough. Oh and a bit more detail on what's going on would be nice, we're not technical morons here, most of us can actually tell between our software and hardware and our frontends and backends (hopefully most people can generally tell between the last two).
I agree, you really should get your $0.10 refund for the downtime....
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Crimson Executioner Hargitay
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:00:37 -
[4657] - Quote
Servers down? Excellent! I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords...
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/50653744.jpg
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Ivory Harcourt
Space Ants
Independent Operators Consortium
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:00:38 -
[4658] - Quote
Pretty nasty of you :-D |
Toro Conde
Pineview Angus
Moose Alliance
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:00:45 -
[4659] - Quote
We need EVE Radio to send over a reporter and give us live updates...... |
P-Johann
WARP Mechanics
Fidelas Constans
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:00:55 -
[4660] - Quote
Posting in epic thread.
#EVEbeAlive! |
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Sean Roach
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
15
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:01:01 -
[4661] - Quote
Video game goes dark for a day.
Mysteriously, orders of pizza across the globe increase.
Food preference analysts baffled.
Investigation to follow.
P.S. I've just decided what I'm going to eat for dinner. Care to guess? |
Captain Nuf
Zeura Brotherhood
Mordus Angels
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:01:02 -
[4662] - Quote
Who remembers the old days where you made sure to max your training queue at patch time because you knew major downtime was inevitable? We've come a long way. |
Araceli Gabriela
Brutor Urban Development and Planning
19
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:01:04 -
[4663] - Quote
Oh god I just overheard that they're resorting to a week old backup. Hope you guys didn't lose anything |
arshee Tadaruwa
Reborn Insurgency
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:01:05 -
[4664] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
Pizza is all you need |
Gilan Isana
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
45
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:01:06 -
[4665] - Quote
Kairos Antilles wrote:Veritas Luxmea wrote:LOL look at all the mad nolifers... OMG, this game's community has got to be the worst in history. The door is that way ------> Don't let it hit you in the ass on the way out.
can I have your stuff before you go??
:-p |
Bignfurrie
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
13
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:01:08 -
[4666] - Quote
Your welcome!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33n-IS8a1S4 |
Kazi Kugisa
EVE University
Ivy League
39
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:01:12 -
[4667] - Quote
I'll buy two yards of beer each night at Eve Vegas for the CCP Dev involved in the fix if it's up in the next hour.
(Going for positive reinforcement)
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Artenso Vestindal
Dark Flames of Amarr
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:01:14 -
[4668] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
[/b]
Please dont forget coffee... Or beer/mead,... |
SilentNeci
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:01:17 -
[4669] - Quote
I have been in CCP's shoes before (large distributed system, extremely vocal user base, unexpected downtime). CCP in general does an excellent job dealing with a very hard problem.
So relax... |
Dirk Lance
Wrecking Shots
Black Legion.
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:01:24 -
[4670] - Quote
McBarnacle wrote:Shiva Khan wrote:Reset to EvE Online Trinity... If you're going to reset EVE please reset it back to the time when you could get Guardian Vexors and T2 BPO drops from rats. Much thanks. Oh, and Myrmidons with no bandwidth limitations. BS pilots dying to a Myrmidon tears are very sweet tears.
Also AoE... |
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McBarnacle
Varangian Sentinels
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:01:25 -
[4671] - Quote
Dr. Dice wrote:McBarnacle wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
30 minutes to eat pizza?!!! I hope that meant 6 pizzas each or I will have lost my faith in CCP. It is a job man, they get breaks. Breaks actually improve efficiency so don't even ***** about it.
Errr, have you had a sense of humour bypass or are you just an American who doesn't get humour unless you're smacked in the face with it?
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nakae holyfire
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:01:25 -
[4672] - Quote
http://i.imgur.com/leoDAHb.gif
Sell a Skill Book " EvE Server For Dummies" <= 4,5 B |
IndygoSoul
Limited Power Inc
It Must Be Jelly Cause Jam Don't Shake
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:01:27 -
[4673] - Quote
not even 1 page a minute? cmon guys u suck
who wants free sp?
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Kairos Antilles
Project Kairos
The Bastion
60
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:01:42 -
[4674] - Quote
Riddler Ronuken wrote:CCP Falcon wrote: Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
The point wasn't that CCP shouldn't be looking out for the welfare of their employees, or that devs shouldnt have food, it was that if I was the paying customer of a company whose service has been unaccessible for over 6 hours (and I am), what I'd like to see to give me confidence is a detailed explanation of the problem and photos of people WORKING on it (even if they're having pizza at the same time), not pictures of devs hanging around a table having pizza with a game room in the background. Maybe I'm less hipster and my idea of PR is different but not really what I'd post with a mass of pissed off people on the forums. Otherwise noones expecting people to work like robots. Though robots will likely be replacing us all soon enough. Oh and a bit more detail on what's going on would be nice, we're not technical morons here, most of us can actually tell between our software and hardware and our frontends and backends (hopefully most people can generally tell between the last two).
And he actually tries to defend his douchebaggery. He's got stones, I'll give him that. |
Miiya Hastmena
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:01:44 -
[4675] - Quote
Riddler Ronuken wrote:CCP Falcon wrote: Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
The point wasn't that CCP shouldn't be looking out for the welfare of their employees, or that devs shouldnt have food, it was that if I was the paying customer of a company whose service has been unaccessible for over 6 hours (and I am), what I'd like to see to give me confidence is a detailed explanation of the problem and photos of people WORKING on it (even if they're having pizza at the same time), not pictures of devs hanging around a table having pizza with a game room in the background. Maybe I'm less hipster and my idea of PR is different but not really what I'd post with a mass of pissed off people on the forums. Otherwise noones expecting people to work like robots. Though robots will likely be replacing us all soon enough. Oh and a bit more detail on what's going on would be nice, we're not technical morons here, most of us can actually tell between our software and hardware and our frontends and backends (hopefully most people can generally tell between the last two).
I hope you feel silly.
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Broggo Yimmix
Purgatory Reach
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:01:48 -
[4676] - Quote
Almethea wrote:Nicolas Utama wrote:Did you buy your pizza at Jita? no way, too much jump fatigue to deliver
Any pizza contract in Jita is obviously a scam. |
Toro Conde
Pineview Angus
Moose Alliance
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:02:03 -
[4677] - Quote
Araceli Gabriela wrote:Oh god I just overheard that they're resorting to a week old backup. Hope you guys didn't lose anything
Week old? YEA! No WAR DEC ! :D |
Apoc Baltar
Quam Singulari
Triumvirate.
17
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:02:23 -
[4678] - Quote
should be soon. EVE offline is reporting the server is up and not accepting connections. so...
progress YaY! |
IndygoSoul
Limited Power Inc
It Must Be Jelly Cause Jam Don't Shake
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:02:26 -
[4679] - Quote
whine until tomorrow little bees |
Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:02:29 -
[4680] - Quote
4chan SlashPOL wrote:http://i.imgur.com/WO7rgrQ.png?1
IS IT HAPPENING?
Seen that a couple of times. If you try and connect, you'll get a "bad token" error....
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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Stoop Paz
Sh0ts F1red
Separatists
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:02:34 -
[4681] - Quote
And that's what $&*(^@#%&* happens when you try to buff PVE Ships. Even the server knows its bad |
Zen Dad
Doped Player's Inc.
290
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:02:35 -
[4682] - Quote
My wife is right - I am addicted to spaceships.....life seems to lack meaning this evening. |
ERIS LUCAN
State Protectorate
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:02:35 -
[4683] - Quote
i dont think they do somefing, maybe tomorrow ,well i dont wait longer as tomorow.
Happy Day*
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KiloAlpha
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
Mordus Angels
239
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:02:36 -
[4684] - Quote
Captain Nuf wrote:Who remembers the old days where you made sure to max your training queue at patch time because you knew major downtime was inevitable? We've come a long way.
ive only set mine for 78 days - do you rekkon that was long enough???
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Korona Burns
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:02:56 -
[4685] - Quote
I'm just going to ask this again because someone has to do it.
Is it *really* that hard to do a total backup of a cluster before you upgrade it?
I'm not upset. I don't really care, but *REALLY*? Is it *REALLY* that hard to do a total backup of your servers before you do the reboot into uncharted country? |
Algarion Getz
Aideron Corp
48
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:02:56 -
[4686] - Quote
free skillpoints or riot! |
Dr. Dice
Aurum-Sol
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:02:56 -
[4687] - Quote
Riddler Ronuken wrote:CCP Falcon wrote: Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
The point wasn't that CCP shouldn't be looking out for the welfare of their employees, or that devs shouldnt have food, it was that if I was the paying customer of a company whose service has been unaccessible for over 6 hours (and I am), what I'd like to see to give me confidence is a detailed explanation of the problem and photos of people WORKING on it (even if they're having pizza at the same time), not pictures of devs hanging around a table having pizza with a game room in the background. Maybe I'm less hipster and my idea of PR is different but not really what I'd post with a mass of pissed off people on the forums. Otherwise noones expecting people to work like robots. Though robots will likely be replacing us all soon enough. Oh and a bit more detail on what's going on would be nice, we're not technical morons here, most of us can actually tell between our software and hardware and our frontends and backends (hopefully most people can generally tell between the last two).
I really don't see what the issue is. You can't dictate where they take their breaks or how, and none of us can ask that they don't take breaks. Hell they're busting their ass obviously, I wouldn't mind if they took 3 hours to eat pizza and play ping pong as long as it meant they were in the right state of mind to do the job right. Don't get all enraged because they don't show you pictures of the devs locked in a dark room bent over monitors with blood running down their eyes. |
Gilan Isana
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
46
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:02:57 -
[4688] - Quote
LeeChanka wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5ncRVfJ2y8
I do believe in EVE Devs! I do! I do!! |
Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
50
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:02:57 -
[4689] - Quote
Riddler Ronuken wrote:CCP Falcon wrote: Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
The point wasn't that CCP shouldn't be looking out for the welfare of their employees, or that devs shouldnt have food, it was that if I was the paying customer of a company whose service has been unaccessible for over 6 hours (and I am), what I'd like to see to give me confidence is a detailed explanation of the problem and photos of people WORKING on it (even if they're having pizza at the same time), not pictures of devs hanging around a table having pizza with a game room in the background. Maybe I'm less hipster and my idea of PR is different but not really what I'd post with a mass of pissed off people on the forums. Otherwise noones expecting people to work like robots. Though robots will likely be replacing us all soon enough. Oh and a bit more detail on what's going on would be nice, we're not technical morons here, most of us can actually tell between our software and hardware and our frontends and backends (hopefully most people can generally tell between the last two).
+1 'accidental' account deletion
Seriously though, if one of my company's customer's demanded that, we'd laugh in their face and drop them as a customer. They owe you nothing. They don't even owe you a status update; they're doing so because they're good people and like to keep us informed.
Self-entitled children. ffs. |
Kesinik
DASH Metagalactic Defence Syndicate
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:03:02 -
[4690] - Quote
Ash Faeries wrote:Dodge Starkiller wrote:maybe give everyone in-game pizza? I'd settle for in-game pizza
I'd save it for about three years and then sell it in Jita for people who were greedy and used it all
(still sat on cans of Quafe Zero)
Am I the only person that doesn't hate CCP Fozzie?
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Jacek Bud
Swifts Russian
Legion of xXDEATHXx
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:03:12 -
[4691] - Quote
CCP... you do it wrong
http://static.gifland.us/files/2015/06/08/gifs_07.gif |
Jian Mira
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:03:14 -
[4692] - Quote
Its a bit strange this downtime for EVE, i am surprised that they can't drill back an update so that we can run a version which does not have this new update. Surly they keep a backup of the existing system which we could login and carry on playing EVE...
It seems very unprofessional to make changes to a system which could break the game without having a backup plan.. Where i work we can restore servers at anytime, before and after updates...
I am a bit surprised they can't restore a version before the update was applied.... Am I wrong?? |
Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:03:18 -
[4693] - Quote
Daeron Nordda wrote:Who needs 30 minutes to eat pizza. Bunch of IT lightweights.
Else you get this:
https://twitter.com/CCP_Punkturis/status/621410507904450568
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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Mohoni
Shadows of Z'ha'dum
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:03:24 -
[4694] - Quote
OH GOWD!!! IT BURNS US!!! Precious, IT BURNS USSS!!!! NO EVE!!! |
Malan
The Flying Tigers
Gentlemen's.Club
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:03:28 -
[4695] - Quote
IndygoSoul wrote:not even 1 page a minute? cmon guys u suck
who wants free sp?
I wouldn't complain if they just trained out my skill queue :P |
Aesop Book
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:03:41 -
[4696] - Quote
Araceli Gabriela wrote:Oh god I just overheard that they're resorting to a week old backup. Hope you guys didn't lose anything
I know that's a joke, but don't even say that.
Quick, everybody touch wood!
Giggity. |
McBarnacle
Varangian Sentinels
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:03:44 -
[4697] - Quote
Dirk Lance wrote:McBarnacle wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
30 minutes to eat pizza?!!! I hope that meant 6 pizzas each or I will have lost my faith in CCP. I feel like a 30 minute break is kind of reasonable for people who have been at work for probably 12 hours trying to solve a major problem. don't you think?
Maybe someone needs to go buy the Sense Of Humour skillbook the next time you're in Jita?
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Hizeki
Knights of Azrael
Circle-Of-Two
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:03:46 -
[4698] - Quote
holy #$%$ server still down!! |
Jonny Copper
Disruptive Tendencies
85
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:03:49 -
[4699] - Quote
CCP Invest in Energizer Bunnies. |
Emma Verondi
MSE-corp
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:03:49 -
[4700] - Quote
@Eve Radio (DJ Dunewolf)
Cant enter your chat, broken in Chrome
SABATON - Art of war <3 awesome choice!
"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
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Whoziwatzits
State War Academy
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:03:52 -
[4701] - Quote
Sean Roach wrote:Video game goes dark for a day.
Mysteriously, orders of pizza across the globe increase.
Food preference analysts baffled.
Investigation to follow.
P.S. I've just decided what I'm going to eat for dinner. Care to guess?
Chinese? |
Hedstrom Bukandara
Space Squirrels Unite
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:03:53 -
[4702] - Quote
Marty78 wrote:Maybe they should have rolled the server back to before DT and they can work on the fix at their own pleasure.
Yeah, uh... that would be *leisure* (and if you can't even get that right, you figure you'd do a better job at IT..? Coding..? Go read a book - I suggest starting with the 'Benjamin Rabbit' series...) |
Artenso Vestindal
Dark Flames of Amarr
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:03:55 -
[4703] - Quote
Broggo Yimmix wrote:Almethea wrote:Nicolas Utama wrote:Did you buy your pizza at Jita? no way, too much jump fatigue to deliver Any pizza contract in Jita is obviously a scam.
If you send me 1 pizza, i will give you 2 back! |
fredtheevil
I N E X T R E M I S
Circle-Of-Two
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:04:05 -
[4704] - Quote
TQ is Dead not a dread on scan as the Dev's throw **** in the can
try and try and again no ships no fleets just a log in screen fk it i'm-a grab something to eat
impressed I will be to see a new H.A.C fleet.It would be a remarkable feat,
but yes best of luck CCP .. Un-fuk-a-ting is a skill only few possess
C.omplementry -gift
C.apable
P.eople |
Tsuki Shara Omaristos
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:04:10 -
[4705] - Quote
Tbc Fifty-six wrote:Tsuki Shara Omaristos wrote:And then when the servers come back live everyone has 100,000 skill points and 100,000 isk and a shiny new velator. TOTAL but thats nothing...
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Fuzzy TheBear
Angels of Ptah
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:04:12 -
[4706] - Quote
SHADOWWALKER shadows wrote:Qprime wrote:@ CCP Falcon
After reading all... well, a good chunk of this thread, there are a few things I'd like to say (woot -- first time bothering to post on the forums btw)
1) Good for you for feeding your employees CCP. Nice to see a company treating it's workers like humans. Serious points in my book for that.
2) On the topic of all the whining about getting compensated for this DT, while that would be nice there is really only one thing I honestly want out of all this: A devblog or article going into serious detail about what dafuq happened and exactly why there was no rollback option. I feel that is a perfectly reasonable request -- and it gives you, CCP Falcon, something REALLY useful to do in the next few hours until this finally blows over. Instead of sitting here shooting the ****, go interview the techs (that aren't pulling their hair out) and find out just what is wrong and start composing an article methinks.
3) Tell the techs for me: Good luck and godspeed on getting this fixed.
~Q I agree, would like to know what the issue in detail is, (not mad though just curious is all)
Limiting the access to information is counterproductive . it only makes people wonder . lay it out , dont be afraid , we're not here to judge , we're here on the thread to know what's going on . Most of us understand IT enough to understand what goes on, Knowledge of what goes on will relax a lot of people . Everyone loves someone who levels and tells things like they are.
At least do an executive summary.
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Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:04:22 -
[4707] - Quote
Carvo Works wrote:do the skilltree keeps working?
Yes, it;s been brought up a number of times previously. All timed events continue.
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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Faekurias
Sovereign.
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:04:35 -
[4708] - Quote
Slightly related |
Danny Aishai
SniggWaffe
WAFFLES.
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:04:42 -
[4709] - Quote
F |
Zyzak Pahineh
Points Mean Prizes
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:04:46 -
[4710] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
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ashton wiler
Errant Endeavours
Sev3rance
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:04:48 -
[4711] - Quote
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KiloAlpha
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
Mordus Angels
244
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:05:19 -
[4712] - Quote
Jian Mira wrote:Its a bit strange this downtime for EVE, i am surprised that they can't drill back an update so that we can run a version which does not have this new update. Surly they keep a backup of the existing system which we could login and carry on playing EVE...
It seems very unprofessional to make changes to a system which could break the game without having a backup plan.. Where i work we can restore servers at anytime, before and after updates...
I am a bit surprised they can't restore a version before the update was applied.... Am I wrong??
arrrrgh why the F do you post stuff , you make my frikking eyes bleed STFU
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Marne Deville
Paragon Trust
The Bastion
50
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:05:22 -
[4713] - Quote
I've had enough! I'm off to loot the nearest store and to flip a cop car. Attica! Attica! Attica!
http://dogfacedesign.com: EVE-Related Art House
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Niene Doco
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:05:30 -
[4714] - Quote
https://twitter.com/CCP_Punkturis/status/621381467608887296
I love this. Call it female intuition. |
Optimo Sebiestor
Not Dead Yet
304
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:05:31 -
[4715] - Quote
Kairos Antilles wrote:Veritas Luxmea wrote:LOL look at all the mad nolifers... OMG, this game's community has got to be the worst in history. The door is that way ------> Don't let it hit you in the ass on the way out.
Yeah I can't believe people who play the game themselves say things like this. It's very self deprecating don't ya think? |
Dr. Dice
Aurum-Sol
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:05:37 -
[4716] - Quote
Kesinik wrote:Ash Faeries wrote:Dodge Starkiller wrote:maybe give everyone in-game pizza? I'd settle for in-game pizza I'd save it for about three years and then sell it in Jita for people who were greedy and used it all (still sat on cans of Quafe Zero)
What do you use the pizza on? I mean, I've never seen my toon eat, so I don't know what she would do with pizza. I guess throw it at something in the industry tab. Maybe some tech 2 pizza drones... |
Ellecon Anstian
Legion of Blood and Iron
Event Horizon Ergonomics
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:05:50 -
[4717] - Quote
I hope I never have the misfortune of working under you, Riddler Ronuken. Was Office Space written based on an experience someone had with you? |
Lord Cerberus
Quantum Origins.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:05:52 -
[4718] - Quote
2100 hours.. still without EVE.
Tried to go outside but couldn't find the willpower to do so.
Unfortunately the market hub here doesn't even sell implants, there goes that..
CCP send HALP |
Max Mayweather
Armada Nakarta
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:06:02 -
[4719] - Quote
Pizza is the most important component in an IT infrastructure |
Dodge Starkiller
The Scope
Gallente Federation
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:06:08 -
[4720] - Quote
Pizza goodness = ((number of non-fish meats on the pizza * amount of non-fish meats on the pizza)^(number of meats that end in "acon"))/(1/(goodness of the sauce + amount of cheese)) |
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Emma Verondi
MSE-corp
16
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:06:31 -
[4721] - Quote
Latest status from the CCP Office;
https://twitter.com/CCP_Goliath/status/621423658096021504
And yeah, that's pretty much how we sit at my work when the servers are down and the teams are gathered at two computers trying to figure out wtf is going on
"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
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SHADOWWALKER shadows
Haight Industries LLC
No Forks Given
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:06:32 -
[4722] - Quote
KiloAlpha wrote:Atalia Kuva wrote:I stopped playing for while because of frequent issues just like this but never this bad....... I think this is just terrible considering the money we pay every month for a service which should run better than this - approaching the 12 hour mark now - this is not the way to treat your subscribers..... sorry if that sounds harsh but I'm disappointed. shut up man ..., just shut up!!!!!!
I hope this mssg gets to the guy who is commplaining about poor service realizes he does not have a life and needs to find other things to do other than eve, and because ccp mesed up this time dsn't mean they deserve this negativity for a mistake, were all adults sh*t happens. |
Mirasis Alsor
Jovian Labs
Jovian Enterprises
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:06:32 -
[4723] - Quote
The Salty River of Entitlement found here in the forum would be a great fix for California's Drought situation |
Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope
Gallente Federation
343
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:06:33 -
[4724] - Quote
Asyntara wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Bignfurrie wrote:Can we get an update on who ate what pizza? Toppings please. The pizza is called a VIking special, the toppings are: 12 lbs beef 12 chicken 25 pounds of bacon 1 potatoe 6 kegs of mead (25 gallon each) shame on you for neglecting to mention the salted cod
*licks fingers* Cod? which salted Cod? *empties full stein of Mead followed by a 30 sec burp*
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lust4blood
Simply Wild.
Frozen Karma.
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:06:47 -
[4725] - Quote
the germens would of had eve back up by now |
Malcolm Muutaras
Wan Futuristics
The Esoteric Order of Dagon.
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:06:59 -
[4726] - Quote
Many of you are acting like it's easy as 1...2...3... Well it's not that simple.. Give them some breathing room |
Veritas Luxmea
Rehn Industries
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:06:59 -
[4727] - Quote
Fuzzy TheBear wrote:[
we're not here to judge
lol, you clearly haven't read this thread in its entirety |
ctx2007
Wychwood and Wells
Beer needs you
426
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:07:04 -
[4728] - Quote
I,m bored waiting off to watch walking dead
You only-árealise you life has been a waste of time, when you wake up dead.
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Deck Cadelanne
Exigent Circumstances
CAStabouts
164
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:07:05 -
[4729] - Quote
An amazing number of anonymous armchair IT experts in this thread...
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."
- Hunter S. Thompson
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Valiantes Fe'tete
Logic Suppression Conglomerate
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:07:12 -
[4730] - Quote
Something is happening which is not happening at all! |
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Destoth La'Rakian
Ultima Unitatis
No Points Necessary
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:07:12 -
[4731] - Quote
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
[/b][/quote]
add some bong hits to block all the hate!!! :P
Really tho everyone just chill this is the best game ever made an it is managed verywell 99% of the time **** happens an when you get free content every month up from once a year there are a few issues.
I Want to thank you guys for the hard work you do everyday to keep my reason for living up an running :) love you devs ... stay gangsta
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Talija Ni'Ket
State 50th Fleet
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:07:18 -
[4732] - Quote
Irie Alixyar wrote:If we get to page 200. I will stream myself dancing in speedos to HEYYEA (And I say)
I Demand This for Entertainment! NAOW!
& if that drinking-game is still up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=socCN2NiTFM
you all know what's coming..
I Blame Fozzie
I demand ISK
I demand SP
I Blame Fozzie a second time
Uhm.. some free SP would be nice..
*insert random drinking argument here*
...
...
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Bignfurrie
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:07:24 -
[4733] - Quote
This just in from CCP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3iFJpGJiug |
KenFlorian
Jednota Inc
23
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:07:25 -
[4734] - Quote
P-Johann wrote:Posting in epic thread.
#EVEbeAlive!
That was a cheap shot but it fits the zeitgeist. Well played. |
Martyr Oira
The Conference Elite
CODE.
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:07:31 -
[4735] - Quote
I need to gank something really bad right now. |
Grinder2210
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
46
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:07:39 -
[4736] - Quote
So ive not been playing eve much lately Real life keeping all the Targets ( i mean players ) safe for the last few weeks
i get up today and think hummm ill play for a few hours Kill a noob mabye rob him blind if he lets me ...
Five hours later ... ... lol |
Cluckers Chicken
Karrimor Corporation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:07:58 -
[4737] - Quote
Igtoo wrote:Cluckers Chicken wrote:This poor chicken is getting upset need to mine! Any word on what to do until it is up and running other than post here that is. http://worldofwarships.com/
I would play that but you know how many chicken it takes to fun a ship.It is hard enough to get 12 of us together to drive a tank. |
KiloAlpha
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
Mordus Angels
244
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:07:58 -
[4738] - Quote
Lord Cerberus wrote:2100 hours.. still without EVE.
Tried to go outside but couldn't find the willpower to do so.
Unfortunately the market hub here doesn't even sell implants, there goes that..
CCP send HALP
i know right ,,, went down the beach and almost died , they sell this stuff called ice cream ... lol who would put ice and **** together???
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Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
28
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:08:10 -
[4739] - Quote
Max Mayweather wrote:Pizza is the most important component in an IT infrastructure
Stimulants are always first! |
Karl Jerr
Herzack Unit
97
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:08:13 -
[4740] - Quote
Mirasis Alsor wrote:The Salty River of Entitlement found here in the forum would be a great fix for California's Drought situation
Consumers' tears, best tears. |
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Asyntara
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:08:17 -
[4741] - Quote
Dodge Starkiller wrote:Pizza goodness = ((number of non-fish meats on the pizza * amount of non-fish meats on the pizza)^(number of meats that end in "acon"))/(1/(goodness of the sauce + amount of cheese))
you happen to have a problem with anchioves?????
lol
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Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:08:28 -
[4742] - Quote
Talaris EveningStar wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:CCP Falcon wrote: Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
The point wasn't that CCP shouldn't be looking out for the welfare of their employees, or that devs shouldnt have food, it was that if I was the paying customer of a company whose service has been unaccessible for over 6 hours (and I am), what I'd like to see to give me confidence is a detailed explanation of the problem and photos of people WORKING on it (even if they're having pizza at the same time), not pictures of devs hanging around a table having pizza with a game room in the background. Maybe I'm less hipster and my idea of PR is different but not really what I'd post with a mass of pissed off people on the forums. Otherwise noones expecting people to work like robots. Though robots will likely be replacing us all soon enough. Oh and a bit more detail on what's going on would be nice, we're not technical morons here, most of us can actually tell between our software and hardware and our frontends and backends (hopefully most people can generally tell between the last two). +1 'accidental' account deletion Seriously though, if one of my company's customer's demanded that, we'd laugh in their face and drop them as a customer. They owe you nothing. They don't even owe you a status update; they're doing so because they're good people and like to keep us informed. Self-entitled children. ffs.
someone please post random pic of guy behind PC so this guy has faith they are working on it |
Admiral Akbar it'satrap
EVE University
Ivy League
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:08:30 -
[4743] - Quote
Were gunna need a bigger boat |
Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3519
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:08:33 -
[4744] - Quote
What do you do when you try a total rollback, and the server STILL will not come up?
Know a Frozen fan? Check this out
Frozen fanfiction
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Bleeding Fox
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:08:42 -
[4745] - Quote
I wish servers would be up. |
KiloAlpha
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
Mordus Angels
244
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:08:45 -
[4746] - Quote
im just gunna leave this here |
scandor
Hunter Killers.
Forsaken Asylum
40
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:08:50 -
[4747] - Quote
Talaris EveningStar wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:CCP Falcon wrote: Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
The point wasn't that CCP shouldn't be looking out for the welfare of their employees, or that devs shouldnt have food, it was that if I was the paying customer of a company whose service has been unaccessible for over 6 hours (and I am), what I'd like to see to give me confidence is a detailed explanation of the problem and photos of people WORKING on it (even if they're having pizza at the same time), not pictures of devs hanging around a table having pizza with a game room in the background. Maybe I'm less hipster and my idea of PR is different but not really what I'd post with a mass of pissed off people on the forums. Otherwise noones expecting people to work like robots. Though robots will likely be replacing us all soon enough. Oh and a bit more detail on what's going on would be nice, we're not technical morons here, most of us can actually tell between our software and hardware and our frontends and backends (hopefully most people can generally tell between the last two). +1 'accidental' account deletion Seriously though, if one of my company's customer's demanded that, we'd laugh in their face and drop them as a customer. They owe you nothing. They don't even owe you a status update; they're doing so because they're good people and like to keep us informed. Self-entitled children. ffs.
Well said it gets a bit much all this whining and complaining,i have played since 2006 and I think this is only the second time (that I have seen) where the servers are delayed by this much.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK CCP
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exige Alabel
The Retired Officers Club
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:08:51 -
[4748] - Quote
Just making a point, you're asking for them to make a detailed Dev report on the issue
would you like them to do this now? As in drop their testing and fixes to make this report then continue with the actual fixing later? like seriously I'm pretty sure getting the actual game working is more important than the Dev report right now |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
28
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:08:56 -
[4749] - Quote
Grinder2210 wrote:So ive not been playing eve much lately Real life keeping all the Targets ( i mean players ) safe for the last few weeks i get up today and think hummm ill play for a few hours Kill a noob mabye rob him blind if he lets me ... Five hours later ... ... lol
Heh neither have we, LOL
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Atheros Kalkoken
Operation Meatshield
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:09:05 -
[4750] - Quote
I would like one potato for my troubles please, I will also accept half a potato if given with a written letter of apology for the emotional devastation this has caused me. No, not a space potato for you cannot eat those, but a real life potato. Furthermore I would like to add to my list of grievances that under page 5 of article Made up, subject disclaimer that if these servers are not released from bondage within the realm of observable time that I may adjust my demands to that of two potatoes.
Thank you have a good day. |
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Situational Tourettes
Shenanigans 'n' Douchebaggery
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:09:28 -
[4751] - Quote
EVERYBODY SING!
100 QQing capsuleers upset at CCP 100 capsuleers!
Take one out with a sniper shot to the back... 99 QQing capsuleers left to whack... |
Kairos Antilles
Project Kairos
The Bastion
60
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:09:30 -
[4752] - Quote
Chevron7 wrote:Talaris EveningStar wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:CCP Falcon wrote: Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
The point wasn't that CCP shouldn't be looking out for the welfare of their employees, or that devs shouldnt have food, it was that if I was the paying customer of a company whose service has been unaccessible for over 6 hours (and I am), what I'd like to see to give me confidence is a detailed explanation of the problem and photos of people WORKING on it (even if they're having pizza at the same time), not pictures of devs hanging around a table having pizza with a game room in the background. Maybe I'm less hipster and my idea of PR is different but not really what I'd post with a mass of pissed off people on the forums. Otherwise noones expecting people to work like robots. Though robots will likely be replacing us all soon enough. Oh and a bit more detail on what's going on would be nice, we're not technical morons here, most of us can actually tell between our software and hardware and our frontends and backends (hopefully most people can generally tell between the last two). +1 'accidental' account deletion Seriously though, if one of my company's customer's demanded that, we'd laugh in their face and drop them as a customer. They owe you nothing. They don't even owe you a status update; they're doing so because they're good people and like to keep us informed. Self-entitled children. ffs. someone please post random pic of guy behind PC so this guy has faith they are working on it
CCP Goliath Twitter account has one. |
KiloAlpha
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
Mordus Angels
244
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:09:30 -
[4753] - Quote
Bleeding Fox wrote:Server's up
omg i hate you sooo very much
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McBarnacle
Varangian Sentinels
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:09:54 -
[4754] - Quote
Veritas Luxmea wrote:Fuzzy TheBear wrote:[
we're not here to judge
lol, you clearly haven't read this thread in its entirety
Exactly. Half of us are here to judge and the other half are here to tell the first lot to STFU.
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4chan SlashPOL
Implying Jita Prices
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:09:58 -
[4755] - Quote
For everyone complaining, how many times has DT been ontime? |
Pisi Mopsu
Professional Interstellar Support Initiative
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:02 -
[4756] - Quote
Do they know you snuck in and took this video?!?
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Caluna Rova
Shiny Shiny Golden Fishy Fish
Someone Hit Our Mailbox
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:13 -
[4757] - Quote
Chevron7 wrote:Talaris EveningStar wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:CCP Falcon wrote: Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
The point wasn't that CCP shouldn't be looking out for the welfare of their employees, or that devs shouldnt have food, it was that if I was the paying customer of a company whose service has been unaccessible for over 6 hours (and I am), what I'd like to see to give me confidence is a detailed explanation of the problem and photos of people WORKING on it (even if they're having pizza at the same time), not pictures of devs hanging around a table having pizza with a game room in the background. Maybe I'm less hipster and my idea of PR is different but not really what I'd post with a mass of pissed off people on the forums. Otherwise noones expecting people to work like robots. Though robots will likely be replacing us all soon enough. Oh and a bit more detail on what's going on would be nice, we're not technical morons here, most of us can actually tell between our software and hardware and our frontends and backends (hopefully most people can generally tell between the last two). +1 'accidental' account deletion Seriously though, if one of my company's customer's demanded that, we'd laugh in their face and drop them as a customer. They owe you nothing. They don't even owe you a status update; they're doing so because they're good people and like to keep us informed. Self-entitled children. ffs. someone please post random pic of guy behind PC so this guy has faith they are working on it
Found one.
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/aFKMZcr7ai4/hqdefault.jpg |
Reznik Gallieri
Operation Meatshield
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:14 -
[4758] - Quote
Atheros Kalkoken wrote:I would like one potato for my troubles please, I will also accept half a potato if given with a written letter of apology for the emotional devastation this has caused me. No, not a space potato for you cannot eat those, but a real life potato. Furthermore I would like to add to my list of grievances that under page 5 of article Made up, subject disclaimer that if these servers are not released from bondage within the realm of observable time that I may adjust my demands to that of two potatoes.
Thank you have a good day.
Go outside you neckbeard. |
CiCiP Sux2
Rapid Withdrawal
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:22 -
[4759] - Quote
Recently a bunch of dev's in RL told me that it was due to the "inability to provide a sufficient entropy pool as input to the Linux random number device" . If you are faced with similar issues, I feel your pain - good luck with the resurrection of Tranquillity!
On a personal note my family is extremely grateful to getting some quality time with me
To all the whinges, moaners and bitches bitching. consider - there's people in real life committed to staying up all hours of the night to fix the issue, just cause it's impacting your game play no need to be rude and obnoxious.
Some ideas to consider:
- Be patient, watch a youtube video
- plan out what your character is going to do for the next 12 - 24 months.
- best of all, write an article that can and will enhance the game play of EvE for new players, or go to eve universities wiki and see if you can add more content to there posts, by enriching the existing content that there is already.
Don't be afraid step out of your comfort zone and put pen to paper and see what knowledge you can share at this time.
Put that spent up energy to good use rather than turning it into negative emotions. |
Ero Adalwulf
Wormhole Mining Minions
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:24 -
[4760] - Quote
****** NEWS ******
CCP employee leaks cause of server downtime, but wishes to remain anonymous...
Pictures of the REAL story leaked: The Tragedy
and The Revenge
Video footage at 11....
Disclaimer: It's a joke. No hamsters or members of CCP were harmed in the posting of this product of boredom.
And on that note... time to leave work.
Hope to see you in space later. |
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Natalia Risalo
Operation Meatshield
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:25 -
[4761] - Quote
Atheros Kalkoken wrote:I would like one potato for my troubles please, I will also accept half a potato if given with a written letter of apology for the emotional devastation this has caused me. No, not a space potato for you cannot eat those, but a real life potato. Furthermore I would like to add to my list of grievances that under page 5 of article Made up, subject disclaimer that if these servers are not released from bondage within the realm of observable time that I may adjust my demands to that of two potatoes.
Thank you have a good day.
seconded. |
Mensrea Doomseeker
Quebec's Underdog League
Quebec United Legions
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:27 -
[4762] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crIk87-mPzY
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Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy
Caldari State
32
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:28 -
[4763] - Quote
*Update
Whilst no fix has yet been implemented, the initial cause of the failure has been identified.
A travelling server salesman called at CCP offices this morning and promised to 'Double the servers', the developers were a little dubious at first - but the salesman phoned one of his friends up who vouchsafed on his behalf. One stranger backing the word of another was all the proof required for CCP to hand over the one server they own.
All we need do now is wait for the two servers to be delivered and we can all play again. |
Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:30 -
[4764] - Quote
Destoth La'Rakian wrote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
[/b]
add some bong hits to block all the hate!!! :P
Really tho everyone just chill this is the best game ever made an it is managed verywell 99% of the time **** happens an when you get free content every month up from once a year there are a few issues.
I Want to thank you guys for the hard work you do everyday to keep my reason for living up an running :) love you devs ... stay gangsta
[/quote]
12hours later still no game...still no ETA...not even word from devs...its so CCP that im not even surprised...top it with reimbursement? what reimbursement? ANd you have "the CCP experience" |
Vlos Ktonos
Monkey Attack Squad
Goonswarm Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:32 -
[4765] - Quote
Do it, just do it!!!!! Wake up and work!!!! |
Dr. Dice
Aurum-Sol
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:33 -
[4766] - Quote
Situational Tourettes wrote:EVERYBODY SING!
100 QQing capsuleers upset at CCP 100 capsuleers!
Take one out with a sniper shot to the back... 99 QQing capsuleers left to whack...
Crap I lost count already. |
Kate Pole
Cutting Edge Incorporated
RAZOR Alliance
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:33 -
[4767] - Quote
Told you, Fozzy sov killed EVE.
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Cthulhu Calls
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:42 -
[4768] - Quote
At this point I would really like to see another day of DT just to really get to all those crying kids that have nothing better to do than complain
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Theurist
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:42 -
[4769] - Quote
i figured it out people
first I want to apologize for breaking eve
see I work for the Lord and He probably didn't want me to turn towards eve as it would take away from making songs for Him.
So I rejoined yesterday anyways and it crashed today probably He would just take it away from all of us so I cant play.
So that said....
God I promise to occupy every waking moment of my life with this fictional unscientific science fiction space opera if it EVER turns on again. Nothing short of destroying the servers entirely and giving lice to the it members who don't already have it will stop me.
There, that should set Him straight, if we pay attention maybe we might notice something happen to this troll bait game. |
Cpt JamesKirk
Time and all Eternity
DeepSpace.
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:54 -
[4770] - Quote
Where is my half hourly update? |
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Karl Jerr
Herzack Unit
97
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:56 -
[4771] - Quote
Let's ask the Devs top pay a server permit, 10$ / month/user seems fair |
Gilan Isana
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
46
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:10:58 -
[4772] - Quote
Kairos Antilles wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:[quote=CCP Falcon] Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
The point wasn't that CCP shouldn't be looking out for the welfare of their employees, or that devs shouldnt have food, it was that if I was the paying customer of a company whose service has been unaccessible for over 6 hours (and I am), what I'd like to see to give me confidence is a detailed explanation of the problem and photos of people WORKING on it (even if they're having pizza at the same time), not pictures of devs hanging around a table having pizza with a game room in the background. Maybe I'm less hipster and my idea of PR is different but not really what I'd post with a mass of pissed off people on the forums. Otherwise noones expecting people to work like robots. Though robots will likely be replacing us all soon enough. Oh and a bit more detail on what's going on would be nice, we're not technical morons here, most of us can actually tell between our software and hardware and our frontends and backends (hopefully most people can generally tell between the last two).
I think they are all a little busy trying to fix the problem - 15 - 20 mins giving an explanation of what is going on to YOU is 15 - 20 mins that someone isnt working on finding the solution.
Chill out and let the guys do their work. Plenty oftime for explanations when its fixed.
And many paying customers get delays - never had a flight cancelation or 10 - 12 hour delay?? did you scream at your airline like this? did it get you anywhere?
Take a chill pill and enjoy the random forum postings - this the most together I have seen the eve community since fanfest!!!
|
Tobias Acuerdo
Lone Star Liquidations Llc
18
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:11:05 -
[4773] - Quote
Jonny Copper wrote:CCP Invest in Energizer Bunnies.
Sorry, bunnies are too large for the hamster wheels. |
Rory Wolf
United Wolfs Nations
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:11:06 -
[4774] - Quote
Jian Mira wrote:Its a bit strange this downtime for EVE, i am surprised that they can't drill back an update so that we can run a version which does not have this new update. Surly they keep a backup of the existing system which we could login and carry on playing EVE...
It seems very unprofessional to make changes to a system which could break the game without having a backup plan.. Where i work we can restore servers at anytime, before and after updates...
I am a bit surprised they can't restore a version before the update was applied.... Am I wrong??
Yes you are wrong. If this was as simple as restoring from a backup you can bet it would have been done for hours. So much more behind the app that makes it all happen than just a specific version of code. |
Azunai Celestus
Dragron Riders Inc
Parental Supervision.
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:11:21 -
[4775] - Quote
i can't believe we have the friends soundtrack on eve radio..........hmmmm appropriate i suppose
so what games are we playing this eve....sorry had to |
mighty1
Relentless Terrorism
Separatists
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:11:25 -
[4776] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG8b7WhANNA :) |
Skalle Pande
Teknisk Forlag
91
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:11:33 -
[4777] - Quote
Keep it up folks, we may be closing in on record for longest thread ever...
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wattebausch
Bierfest
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:11:36 -
[4778] - Quote
Quote:21:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY REBOOTING TQ AND WILL BE TESTING A FIX OVER THE NEXT 30 MIN
Fix-¦ |
alexander tournon
Pavillon Rouge
The Volition Cult
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:11:37 -
[4779] - Quote
incroyable , le seul jour peinard pour jouer et c'est en carafe !
mais quelle contre partie va t on avoir ??? pour ce d+¬sagr+¬ment
amazing, the only day cushy to play and that's out !
what compensation will be done for the inconvenience? |
LigrayOu Kva
Deep Space Conquerors
Circle-Of-Two
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:11:37 -
[4780] - Quote
We need a webcam in the CCP office! |
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Jontra Wolta
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:11:39 -
[4781] - Quote
21:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY REBOOTING TQ AND WILL BE TESTING A FIX OVER THE NEXT 30 MIN |
Ellecon Anstian
Legion of Blood and Iron
Event Horizon Ergonomics
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:11:42 -
[4782] - Quote
Chevron7 wrote:Talaris EveningStar wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:CCP Falcon wrote: Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
The point wasn't that CCP shouldn't be looking out for the welfare of their employees, or that devs shouldnt have food, it was that if I was the paying customer of a company whose service has been unaccessible for over 6 hours (and I am), what I'd like to see to give me confidence is a detailed explanation of the problem and photos of people WORKING on it (even if they're having pizza at the same time), not pictures of devs hanging around a table having pizza with a game room in the background. Maybe I'm less hipster and my idea of PR is different but not really what I'd post with a mass of pissed off people on the forums. Otherwise noones expecting people to work like robots. Though robots will likely be replacing us all soon enough. Oh and a bit more detail on what's going on would be nice, we're not technical morons here, most of us can actually tell between our software and hardware and our frontends and backends (hopefully most people can generally tell between the last two). +1 'accidental' account deletion Seriously though, if one of my company's customer's demanded that, we'd laugh in their face and drop them as a customer. They owe you nothing. They don't even owe you a status update; they're doing so because they're good people and like to keep us informed. Self-entitled children. ffs. someone please post random pic of guy behind PC so this guy has faith they are working on it
Does this work? |
Kairos Antilles
Project Kairos
The Bastion
60
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:11:55 -
[4783] - Quote
Gilan Isana wrote:Kairos Antilles wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:[quote=CCP Falcon] Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
The point wasn't that CCP shouldn't be looking out for the welfare of their employees, or that devs shouldnt have food, it was that if I was the paying customer of a company whose service has been unaccessible for over 6 hours (and I am), what I'd like to see to give me confidence is a detailed explanation of the problem and photos of people WORKING on it (even if they're having pizza at the same time), not pictures of devs hanging around a table having pizza with a game room in the background. Maybe I'm less hipster and my idea of PR is different but not really what I'd post with a mass of pissed off people on the forums. Otherwise noones expecting people to work like robots. Though robots will likely be replacing us all soon enough. Oh and a bit more detail on what's going on would be nice, we're not technical morons here, most of us can actually tell between our software and hardware and our frontends and backends (hopefully most people can generally tell between the last two). I think they are all a little busy trying to fix the problem - 15 - 20 mins giving an explanation of what is going on to YOU is 15 - 20 mins that someone isnt working on finding the solution. Chill out and let the guys do their work. Plenty oftime for explanations when its fixed. And many paying customers get delays - never had a flight cancelation or 10 - 12 hour delay?? did you scream at your airline like this? did it get you anywhere? Take a chill pill and enjoy the random forum postings - this the most together I have seen the eve community since fanfest!!!
I didn't write that **** - don't attribute it to me, thank you. |
Arcuseus Lock
Vapid Vacuums Inc.
Rebel Alliance of New Eden
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:11:57 -
[4784] - Quote
McBarnacle wrote:Veritas Luxmea wrote:Fuzzy TheBear wrote:[
we're not here to judge
lol, you clearly haven't read this thread in its entirety Exactly. Half of us are here to judge and the other half are here to tell the first lot to STFU.
Amen |
Malcolm Muutaras
Wan Futuristics
The Esoteric Order of Dagon.
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:11:59 -
[4785] - Quote
I just wasted brain cells watching this... |
Azunai Celestus
Dragron Riders Inc
Parental Supervision.
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:12:14 -
[4786] - Quote
LigrayOu Kva wrote:We need a webcam in the CCP office!
this sounds like fun |
Xenuria
The Scope
Gallente Federation
1014
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:12:14 -
[4787] - Quote
01010110 01101111 01110100 01100101 00100000 01011000 01100101 01101110 01110101 01110010 01101001 01100001
CSM 11 Candidate
My Lore Predictions
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Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:12:22 -
[4788] - Quote
Tiberius Whitewolf wrote:*Update
Whilst no fix has yet been implemented, the initial cause of the failure has been identified.
A travelling server salesman called at CCP offices this morning and promised to 'Double the servers', the developers were a little dubious at first - but the salesman phoned one of his friends up who vouchsafed on his behalf. One stranger backing the word of another was all the proof required for CCP to hand over the one server they own.
All we need do now is wait for the two servers to be delivered and we can all play again.
I think ive seen that somewhere before but I cant put my finger on it |
Benevolant George
Weapons of ass destruction
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:12:36 -
[4789] - Quote
:o
\o/
:-(
I am having mixed emotions about this, maybe its time to go outside? |
4chan SlashPOL
Implying Jita Prices
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:12:39 -
[4790] - Quote
Tobias Acuerdo wrote:Jonny Copper wrote:CCP Invest in Energizer Bunnies. Sorry, bunnies are too large for the hamster wheels.
Did someone say bunnies?
http://i.imgur.com/PxwwcAS.jpg |
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KiloAlpha
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
Mordus Angels
244
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:12:51 -
[4791] - Quote
ok now im mad , just found out my GF is pregnant ....... |
vrShroomy
Yummy Penguin Corporation
Sock Puppet Federation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:12:58 -
[4792] - Quote
I'm just here to be part of the UBER thread. DEV's keep up the good work! |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:13:00 -
[4793] - Quote
THREADWORMS THIS IS THE TIME TO AWAKEN AGAIN, RECRUIT AND SPEED UP THE PACE GOGO |
Veritas Luxmea
Rehn Industries
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:13:05 -
[4794] - Quote
CiCiP Sux2 wrote:On a personal note my family is extremely grateful to getting some quality time with me
This world man...
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Dr. Dice
Aurum-Sol
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:13:10 -
[4795] - Quote
LigrayOu Kva wrote:We need a webcam in the CCP office!
Agreed but it should be zoomed in onto one of those bird toys that dips in and out of water all day so you can't see anything going on. |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
28
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:13:17 -
[4796] - Quote
CiCiP Sux2 wrote:Recently a bunch of dev's in RL told me that it was due to the "inability to provide a sufficient entropy pool as input to the Linux random number device" . If you are faced with similar issues, I feel your pain - good luck with the resurrection of Tranquillity! On a personal note my family is extremely grateful to getting some quality time with me To all the whinges, moaners and bitches bitching. consider - there's people in real life committed to staying up all hours of the night to fix the issue, just cause it's impacting your game play no need to be rude and obnoxious. Some ideas to consider:
- Be patient, watch a youtube video
- plan out what your character is going to do for the next 12 - 24 months.
- best of all, write an article that can and will enhance the game play of EvE for new players, or go to eve universities wiki and see if you can add more content to there posts, by enriching the existing content that there is already.
Don't be afraid step out of your comfort zone and put pen to paper and see what knowledge you can share at this time.Put that spent up energy to good use rather than turning it into negative emotions.
You made that corp up just for this thread didn't you!
|
Dersen Lowery
Scanners Live in Vain
1709
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:13:20 -
[4797] - Quote
Listen to CCP Punkturis! She's telling you that there's not enough pink to sustain the game.
MOAR PINK.
Proud founder and member of the Belligerent Desirables.
I voted in CSM X!
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Crucial King
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:13:22 -
[4798] - Quote
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, 'Miss Jones, I need to take a ****!!'
The teacher replied, 'Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is urinate. Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go.'
Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, 'You're an eight, but if you had bigger ****, you'd be a ten!!!' |
IndygoMind
Limited Power Inc
It Must Be Jelly Cause Jam Don't Shake
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:13:28 -
[4799] - Quote
IndygoSoul wrote:IndygoSoul wrote:IndygoSoul wrote:IndygoSoul wrote:Ok, read this carefully...
I bet that we will get to a 1,000 pages of posts before they fix it.
You are thinking- aw dude thats just a waste of a post, that could never happen...
Now, if you get to a point where you remind yourself of this post and think 'wow i wish it had been fixed when the thread reached 1000th page... and and you remember the time of reading as a time where, unnowkn to you, you ware relatively possitive about the potential timeframe... do quote this post and donate 10 mill to my account.
I will then make sure that everyone and ccp knows how much isk i got and think about what it means :) I will then do something public and hilarious with that isk and make an event out of it :)
also, i challange you all to tick the 'Receive notifications for this topic' when you post :D bump bump bump
bump |
slaveejer
Arjar Research And Armory Services
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:13:29 -
[4800] - Quote
Xenuria wrote:01010110 01101111 01110100 01100101 00100000 01011000 01100101 01101110 01110101 01110010 01101001 01100001
I voted for you last time. |
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Karl Jerr
Herzack Unit
97
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:13:39 -
[4801] - Quote
wattebausch wrote:Quote:21:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY REBOOTING TQ AND WILL BE TESTING A FIX OVER THE NEXT 30 MIN Fix-¦
Fix soon (tm) |
dnashadow Kasenumi
Lurking Evil
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:13:40 -
[4802] - Quote
OMG CCP if you will get us all addicted to this game, at least keep it working.
On another note I am a developer, and i know how stressed you guys must be working this SH** out.
\o/ |
Zalhera Beliar
Engineering Evolutions Limited
Gatekeepers Universe
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:13:44 -
[4803] - Quote
Dr. Dice wrote:Kesinik wrote:Ash Faeries wrote:Dodge Starkiller wrote:maybe give everyone in-game pizza? I'd settle for in-game pizza I'd save it for about three years and then sell it in Jita for people who were greedy and used it all (still sat on cans of Quafe Zero) What do you use the pizza on? I mean, I've never seen my toon eat, so I don't know what she would do with pizza. I guess throw it at something in the industry tab. Maybe some tech 2 pizza drones...
CCP please give us Pizza SKINs for Webifier Drones xD
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Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
16
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:14:05 -
[4804] - Quote
Xenuria wrote:01010110 01101111 01110100 01100101 00100000 01011000 01100101 01101110 01110101 01110010 01101001 01100001
01010110011011110111010001100101001000000101011001101111011110000000110100001010 |
Ian Galt
Pleasant Peninsula Productions
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:14:14 -
[4805] - Quote
Number 5000!
Darn, too early!
I certainly hope we get a bit of an explanation when all the DUST settles.... |
John E Normus
The Conference Elite
CODE.
603
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:14:24 -
[4806] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today...[/b]
WAT!?!
Between Ignorance and Wisdom
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b0ksah
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:14:32 -
[4807] - Quote
Hmmm ... LoL ... I have had this post open for hours now and refreshing it every 5 mins... what the **** wrong with me ... |
Pan Marian
Unity Ventures
Apocalypse Now.
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:14:32 -
[4808] - Quote
I always told everyone that a world outside EVE exists, but I couldn't prove it until today. Thank you CCP! ;-) |
Dagramore Endocraven
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:14:33 -
[4809] - Quote
Some real irony going on today.
1. Eve online is offline.
2. The Developers "Devs" have to UNdev the mess they made (all the way back to....)
3. They can't use spirits to improve their spirits. Although at this point, who knows what might help.
4. The armchair, forum warrior IT people can't get agree on a fix other than lynch Fozzie. Not irony just funny.
5. Eveoffline has been more fun today than Eveonline has been in a loong time!
Got any more good ironies to add to the list? |
Kreuzotter
Feuer Schwerter
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:14:37 -
[4810] - Quote
Vincent Athena wrote:What do you do when you try a total rollback, and the server STILL will not come up?
Then it's really a Windows Vista. |
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Ben Bernannke
Vickery Mining Corporation
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:14:58 -
[4811] - Quote
If we hit 300, maybe, just maybe, we could hit 301. |
KiloAlpha
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
Mordus Angels
246
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:15:00 -
[4812] - Quote
ok im offically calling this a mordus angels thread
WE ARE RECRUITING |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
31
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:15:05 -
[4813] - Quote
b0ksah wrote:Hmmm ... LoL ... I have had this post open for hours now and refreshing it every 5 mins... what the **** wrong with me ...
Your an eve player
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Presidente Gallente
Dark-Rising
181
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:15:30 -
[4814] - Quote
After 9 years playing and 9 hours staring at the launcher screen I finally lost interest and realized that my wife has a damn sexy body. |
Flax Volcanus
Montezuma's Revenge.
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:15:34 -
[4815] - Quote
It's like Red Moon Rising, all over again. |
Karl Jerr
Herzack Unit
98
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:15:41 -
[4816] - Quote
Fozzy won Eve by killing it |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
15
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:15:41 -
[4817] - Quote
b0ksah wrote:Hmmm ... LoL ... I have had this post open for hours now and refreshing it every 5 mins... what the **** wrong with me ...
Nothing wrong with you , you are doing great keep it up! |
Spar Multendor
The Darwin Awards Prize Patrol
Internet Space Bullies Alliance
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:15:44 -
[4818] - Quote
http://i.imgur.com/4tXjF0k.jpg |
Tovo-vich Armer
TAOEISM
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:15:47 -
[4819] - Quote
THREADWORMS! Unite underthe banner of #THEMOTHEROFALLTHREADS #MOAT |
Azunai Celestus
Dragron Riders Inc
Parental Supervision.
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:15:47 -
[4820] - Quote
Pan Marian wrote:I always told everyone that a world outside EVE exists, but I couldn't prove it until today. Thank you CCP! ;-)
YES BUT IT'S HARD WORK! |
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Emma Verondi
MSE-corp
20
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:15:48 -
[4821] - Quote
Pan Marian wrote:I always told everyone that a world outside EVE exists, but I couldn't prove it until today. Thank you CCP! ;-)
Lies! All lies!
"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
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KiloAlpha
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
Mordus Angels
246
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:15:54 -
[4822] - Quote
b0ksah wrote:Hmmm ... LoL ... I have had this post open for hours now and refreshing it every 5 mins... what the **** wrong with me ...
ASHBURGERS OR BIPOLAR WOULD BE MY GUESSS MWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
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McBarnacle
Varangian Sentinels
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:16:10 -
[4823] - Quote
KiloAlpha wrote:ok now im mad , just found out my GF is pregnant .......
You're not much of an EVE player if you had time to get your GF pregnant.
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evolution666
Australian Belt Strippers
Apocalypse Now.
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:16:14 -
[4824] - Quote
Sooo CCP....been working here long have ya? |
Travis Black Thiesant
The Headbutt Heard 'Round The World
Hodor Holdings
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:16:19 -
[4825] - Quote
Dagramore Endocraven wrote:Some real irony going on today.
1. Eve online is offline.
2. The Developers "Devs" have to UNdev the mess they made (all the way back to....)
3. They can't use spirits to improve their spirits. Although at this point, who knows what might help.
4. The armchair, forum warrior IT people can't get agree on a fix other than lynch Fozzie. Not irony just funny.
5. Eveoffline has been more fun today than Eveonline has been in a loong time!
Got any more good ironies to add to the list?
This is so true its not even funny |
Krann
The Scope
Gallente Federation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:16:23 -
[4826] - Quote
Bump |
XOS Psymon
eXceed Inc.
Triumvirate.
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:16:23 -
[4827] - Quote
Spaceship friends, this is something that will distract you for a bit, while CCP Devs digest their pizza and burp their beer.
http://map.norsecorp.com/ |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
31
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:16:25 -
[4828] - Quote
Presidente Gallente wrote:After 9 years playing and 9 hours staring at the launcher screen I finally lost interest and realized that my wife has a damn sexy body.
Pictures or you're lieing
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Arithron
107th Suicide Kings
Nihilists Social Club
16
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:16:28 -
[4829] - Quote
https://twitter.com/eve_status
Pizza post on the DEV twitter feed :)
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Aurora Alexander
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:16:29 -
[4830] - Quote
I've only been on EVE for a a week or so so I don't have a broad frame of reference on how the developers have done in the past. Yes, I paid my subscription and yes, I want to play the game I paid for and yes, I was pissed off when instead of doing so well into the wee hours of the morning I finally gave up and grabbed some Zs instead.
That being said, **** happens. The amount of underlying code that must drive my little ginger minx and her humble little Venture, forget the thousands of star systems, quadrillions of monetary and property transactions in game and the millions of ships flying around shooting at each other, is sure to be significant. The chance that some bug brings the whole thing down increases with that complexity and I'm still a little amazed that all they need is an hour a day to roll out changes.
I'll not be lighting a torch and storming the castle over this, but then again, the impact it has had on my character is minimal. I'm sure many folks had a lot of things going on that just came to a screeching halt. Several hours of unexpected downtime could potentially shift the balance of power all over the universe as battle plans get screwed up, shipments don't make it there on time and trades languish. I would hope that is being considered down on the shop floor and not only are they focused on bringing the system back up, but also ensuring there is no after effect on the characters populating the game.
Honestly, I needed the sleep. I'm already addicted to this game and the only way I was going to get any sleep was if it broke. I'm up now, though, so please fix it. I would suggest investing in a second server cluster going forward, though, and flip back and forth between them as you roll out updates. When downtime comes around, instead of an hour working on one sever, roll everyone over to the second server and bring us back online there and then you can work on the first one out of sight without a railgun pointed at your head. |
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Ash Faeries
DASH Metagalactic Defence Syndicate
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:16:34 -
[4831] - Quote
Dr. Dice wrote:Kesinik wrote:Ash Faeries wrote:Dodge Starkiller wrote:maybe give everyone in-game pizza? I'd settle for in-game pizza I'd save it for about three years and then sell it in Jita for people who were greedy and used it all (still sat on cans of Quafe Zero) What do you use the pizza on? I mean, I've never seen my toon eat, so I don't know what she would do with pizza. I guess throw it at something in the industry tab. Maybe some tech 2 pizza drones...
Tach 2 pizza drones should definitely be a thing!
Eve is love, Eve is life
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Apollo Rotineque
Minion Revolution
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:16:36 -
[4832] - Quote
Well guess some of us got a free day of not having our sov vulnerable during this time woohoo :P |
Crucial King
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
19
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:16:40 -
[4833] - Quote
An Englishman, an Irishman, and Scottish man are drinking in a bar.
A fly lands in the Englishman's pint. The Englishman is incensed, and pushes his beer away and orders another.
A fly lands in the Scottish man's pint. The Scottish man looks at the fly, shrugs, and just drinks the fly down.
A fly lands in the Irishman's pint. The Irishman is furious. He picks out the fly, and violently shakes the fly over his pint glass while screaming, "Spit it out ya wee bastard!" |
scandor
Hunter Killers.
Forsaken Asylum
42
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:16:42 -
[4834] - Quote
dnashadow Kasenumi wrote:OMG CCP if you will get us all addicted to this game, at least keep it working.
On another note I am a developer, and i know how stressed you guys must be working this SH** out.
\o/
Exactly and all these ppl that don't have a life just slag of ccp kinda sad realy |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:16:43 -
[4835] - Quote
#THREADWORMS in a badass #THREADNAUGHT |
Hadrian Aurilen
Groom Lake
Get Off My Lawn
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:16:45 -
[4836] - Quote
People accuse others about them not having a life when they complain about bad service....
People has the right to expect good service for a service they pay for!
I think this is a reasonable and logical argument.
However, people also need to understand that things can go wrong and we all have our bad days/moments....
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Decimager
Gladiators of Rage
RAZOR Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:17:01 -
[4837] - Quote
Sarge Bishop wrote:I logged on to re-up my account and thought that would help. Nope....nada From the rage of posts of how long the extended down time has lasted...um yeah. Guess I'll be waiting like the rest of everyone else. I think I lost my MTU...sad face. Back to trollin XD
I will buy you a million |
Desert Ice78
Gryphons of the Western Wind
513
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:17:08 -
[4838] - Quote
Back from the gym - how is it that you have all managed to fill another 100 freakin' pages??
Falcon - go home
Rest of CCP - if you haven't fixed it by now, your not going to be able to do it while sleeping on your keyboards, regardless of how much CCP Falcon glares are you from across the office. Start again tomorrow.
Everyone else - go outside. Novel experience.
I am a pod pilot:
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/DesertIce/POD.jpg
CCP Zulu: Came expecting a discussion about computer monitors, left confused.
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Atheros Kalkoken
Operation Meatshield
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:17:22 -
[4839] - Quote
As I have no yet received my potato or writ of apology, CCP does not seem to understand the gravity of the situation, and now I increase my demands to three potatoes, unless these potatoes are delivered to me in a timely fashion I shall execute an orange sitting on my dinner table, you have been warned. |
Tsuki Shara Omaristos
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:17:25 -
[4840] - Quote
01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01000001 01101110 01110011 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 00110100 00110010 |
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Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:17:28 -
[4841] - Quote
Possible reboot maybe?
https://twitter.com/ccp_goliath/status/621423658096021504
edit: Others beat me to it previously. Excuse me.
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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Danny Aishai
SniggWaffe
WAFFLES.
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:17:30 -
[4842] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:afkalt wrote:
It's literally the only USEFUL thing management can do in such a moment.
It's a disturbingly rare number of them who realise this, however.
Yup, I'm not a programmer... I'm here to message, and make sure you guys are informed with as much as we can release. Best thing I can do is take care of people and make sure they're comfortable while they're working. Gotta take care of our peeps, because frankly, we have an amazing team here in Reykjavik who work flat out to keep you guys entertained with spaceships .
are u implying this game is entertaining |
Broggo Yimmix
Purgatory Reach
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:17:39 -
[4843] - Quote
KiloAlpha wrote:ok now im mad , just found out my GF is pregnant .......
Thats what you get for hull tanking. |
Malcolm Muutaras
Wan Futuristics
The Esoteric Order of Dagon.
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:17:39 -
[4844] - Quote
Eve players right now http://www.bhmpics.com/download/three_wise_skeletons-other.jpg |
Azunai Celestus
Dragron Riders Inc
Parental Supervision.
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:17:40 -
[4845] - Quote
it's times like these sitting in a ore belt grinding a lump of rock sounds almost fun.......ALMOST! |
Senator316 Cadelanne
Wings of Evil
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:17:41 -
[4846] - Quote
CCPlease Im having withdrawal's, and im missing out on so much isk. ttsk maybe i should just go outside ;p |
Jack Danefield
AirHogs
Zulu People
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:17:49 -
[4847] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:Presidente Gallente wrote:After 9 years playing and 9 hours staring at the launcher screen I finally lost interest and realized that my wife has a damn sexy body. Pictures or you're lieing
Props if that was your wife typing, she's sassy. |
Mars L
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:17:56 -
[4848] - Quote
lets go fly a kite...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA-g8YYPKVo] |
Wahuumi Huumaii
The Albion
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:17:56 -
[4849] - Quote
This thread is better than the game.
>GÇ£If life is going to exist in a Universe of this size, then the one thing it cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion.GÇ¥
Douglas Adams
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Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:18:00 -
[4850] - Quote
YOU can definetly tell CCP is not an American company...if it were, half the it team would be fired already well really about 8 hours ago, a new team hired and S*** up and running already so the company can continue making money...nobody goes home, everyone stays till s*** is resolved. But we are a bit capitalistic over here, might be different over there |
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Freight Dee Kat
Zi-Zi's Asylum
Heimatar Alliance Treaty Organization
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:18:05 -
[4851] - Quote
Natalia Risalo wrote:Atheros Kalkoken wrote:I would like one potato for my troubles please, I will also accept half a potato if given with a written letter of apology for the emotional devastation this has caused me. No, not a space potato for you cannot eat those, but a real life potato. Furthermore I would like to add to my list of grievances that under page 5 of article Made up, subject disclaimer that if these servers are not released from bondage within the realm of observable time that I may adjust my demands to that of two potatoes.
Thank you have a good day. seconded.
taters, prescioussss?
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Max Mayweather
Armada Nakarta
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:18:06 -
[4852] - Quote
https://imgflip.com/i/o937f |
KiloAlpha
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
Mordus Angels
246
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:18:06 -
[4853] - Quote
McBarnacle wrote:KiloAlpha wrote:ok now im mad , just found out my GF is pregnant ....... You're not much of an EVE player if you had time to get your GF pregnant.
are you brain dead or just an idiot???
no wait ,, ill answer for you ,, your both because your face is crap and your breath smells of cat urine |
Rhudmer Zharkov
Nisroc Angels
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:18:08 -
[4854] - Quote
IndygoMind wrote:IndygoSoul wrote:IndygoSoul wrote:IndygoSoul wrote:IndygoSoul wrote:Ok, read this carefully...
I bet that we will get to a 1,000 pages of posts before they fix it.
You are thinking- aw dude thats just a waste of a post, that could never happen...
Now, if you get to a point where you remind yourself of this post and think 'wow i wish it had been fixed when the thread reached 1000th page... and and you remember the time of reading as a time where, unnowkn to you, you ware relatively possitive about the potential timeframe... do quote this post and donate 10 mill to my account.
I will then make sure that everyone and ccp knows how much isk i got and think about what it means :) I will then do something public and hilarious with that isk and make an event out of it :)
also, i challange you all to tick the 'Receive notifications for this topic' when you post :D bump bump bump bump
bump |
gexxis
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:18:11 -
[4855] - Quote
We all know who's to blame the damn Amarr .! |
Jackie Lance
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:18:11 -
[4856] - Quote
Aurora Alexander wrote:I've only been on EVE for a a week or so so I don't have a broad frame of reference on how the developers have done in the past. Yes, I paid my subscription and yes, i want to play the game I paid for and yes, I was pissed off when instead of doing so well into the wee hours of the morning I finally gave up and grabbed some Zs instead. That being said, **** happens. The amount of underlying code that must drive my little ginger minx and her humble little Venture, forget the thousands of star systems quadrillions of monetary and property transactions in game and the millions of ships flying around shooting at each other, is sure to be significant. The chance that some bug brings the whole thing down increases with that complexity and I'm still a little amazed that all they need is an hour a day to roll out changes. I'll not be lighting a torch and storming the castle over this, but then again, the impact it has had on my character is minimal. I'm sure many folks had a lot of things going on that just came to a screeching halt. Several hours of unexpected downtime could shift the balance of power all over the universe as battle plans get screwed up, shipments don't make it there on time and trades languish. I would hope that is being considered down on the shop floor and not only are they focused on bringing the system back up, but also ensuring there is no after effect on the characters population the game. Honestly, I needed the sleep. I'm already addicted to this game and the only way I was going to get any sleep was if it broke. I'm up now, though so please fix it. I would suggest investing in a second server cluster going forward, though. When downtime comes around, instead of an hour working on one sever, roll everyone over to the second server and bring us back online there and then you can work on the first one without a railgun pointed at your head.
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La Rynx
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
292
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:18:15 -
[4857] - Quote
Yikes i just came home and EvE is offline!!
Atomic Virulent : "You can't spell DOUCHE. without CODE."
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McBarnacle
Varangian Sentinels
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:18:18 -
[4858] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:Presidente Gallente wrote:After 9 years playing and 9 hours staring at the launcher screen I finally lost interest and realized that my wife has a damn sexy body. Pictures or you're lieing
+1
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Kairos Antilles
Project Kairos
The Bastion
60
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:18:19 -
[4859] - Quote
Desert Ice78 wrote:Back from the gym - how is it that you have all managed to fill another 100 freakin' pages??
Falcon - go home
Rest of CCP - if you haven't fixed it by now, your not going to be able to do it while sleeping on your keyboards, regardless of how much CCP Falcon glares are you from across the office. Start again tomorrow.
Everyone else - go outside. Novel experience.
It's after midnight, and the Saudis are shooting off automatic weapons outside the compound. I'm staying inside.
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Xenuria
The Scope
Gallente Federation
1014
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:18:19 -
[4860] - Quote
01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 01110011 00111010 00101111 00101111 01110111 01110111 01110111 00101110 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110100 01110101 01100010 01100101 00101110 01100011 01101111 01101101 00101111 01110000 01101100 01100001 01111001 01101100 01101001 01110011 01110100 00111111 01101100 01101001 01110011 01110100 00111101 01010000 01001100 01001010 00111000 01101010 01010100 01010000 01111001 01011001 01101011 01101110 01101000 01101001 01110001 01110100 01001111 01101101 01001001 00111001 01010010 01101101 01011010 01010101 01100101 01000001 00110001 01100100 01010100 01100111 01111010 01010010 01100111 01000101 00101101 00100000 01000110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101001 01101100 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101001 01110100 00101110
CSM 11 Candidate
My Lore Predictions
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Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
31
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:18:22 -
[4861] - Quote
Aurora Alexander wrote:I've only been on EVE for a a week or so so I don't have a broad frame of reference on how the developers have done in the past. Yes, I paid my subscription and yes, i want to play the game I paid for and yes, I was pissed off when instead of doing so well into the wee hours of the morning I finally gave up and grabbed some Zs instead. That being said, **** happens. The amount of underlying code that must drive my little ginger minx and her humble little Venture, forget the thousands of star systems quadrillions of monetary and property transactions in game and the millions of ships flying around shooting at each other, is sure to be significant. The chance that some bug brings the whole thing down increases with that complexity and I'm still a little amazed that all they need is an hour a day to roll out changes. I'll not be lighting a torch and storming the castle over this, but then again, the impact it has had on my character is minimal. I'm sure many folks had a lot of things going on that just came to a screeching halt. Several hours of unexpected downtime could shift the balance of power all over the universe as battle plans get screwed up, shipments don't make it there on time and trades languish. I would hope that is being considered down on the shop floor and not only are they focused on bringing the system back up, but also ensuring there is no after effect on the characters population the game. Honestly, I needed the sleep. I'm already addicted to this game and the only way I was going to get any sleep was if it broke. I'm up now, though so please fix it. I would suggest investing in a second server cluster going forward, though. When downtime comes around, instead of an hour working on one sever, roll everyone over to the second server and bring us back online there and then you can work on the first one without a railgun pointed at your head.
It would have taken me a week to write this!! I'm tired now
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Dr. Dice
Aurum-Sol
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:18:28 -
[4862] - Quote
Imiarr Timshae wrote:Hello,
I am a Nigerian Prince.
Unfortunately due to the political conflict of my country I am unable to access my family's wealth of 1,500,000 A-Grade server hamsters from inside the country.
If you would be so kind as to provide your company's name, server location and credentials to access the building I will immediately ship my 1,500,000 purebred server hamsters to your address, from where I will collect them in the future.
As a mark of gratitude from myself and my family who are wrought with anxiety over this trouble, we will give to you no less than 500,000 of these server hamsters, to do with as you will.
Yours,
Prince Mbutu
Seem's legit, sign me up.
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Paranoid Lunatic
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:18:43 -
[4863] - Quote
Need help have run out of things to do
- mowed the yard
- did laundry
- cleaned my desk and gaming room
- did dishes swept mopped
-read this forum for way too long
- looked at the Amazon prime deals
- took a nap
- back on this forum
What to do know? |
Tovo-vich Armer
TAOEISM
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:19:06 -
[4864] - Quote
"So glad to be alive right now"
#THREADNAUGHT #Threadworms #MOAT |
Erion Black
The Amarrian Sentinels
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:19:15 -
[4865] - Quote
While EVE has been down, I went outside to mow the lawn, pick up the rest of a fallen tree that fell over 2 months ago, washed 2 cars, fed and watered the animals, cleaned the house, did the laundry, and took a shower. All in hopes that If i did some of the things that I needed to do, that I could do something that I wanted to do, like play some eve today. But alas, the gaming gods are not favorable this day, so I go to download something else to play. GG CCP! |
Sargon Matrix
Perkone
Caldari State
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:19:24 -
[4866] - Quote
Nice Pizza Shot from Iceland... |
Creation Consiousness
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:19:25 -
[4867] - Quote
WUWAHH HA HA HAW, this is all an elaborate plan from Brave Newbies Inc. to get free skill points to boost there new members accounts and its working perfectly, excellent (taps fingers together), you thought there reapers where OP, wait til you see them in there moas, that's right MORE MOAS!!!!! |
Kesinik
DASH Metagalactic Defence Syndicate
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:19:37 -
[4868] - Quote
Dr. Dice wrote:Kesinik wrote:Ash Faeries wrote:Dodge Starkiller wrote:maybe give everyone in-game pizza? I'd settle for in-game pizza I'd save it for about three years and then sell it in Jita for people who were greedy and used it all (still sat on cans of Quafe Zero) What do you use the pizza on? I mean, I've never seen my toon eat, so I don't know what she would do with pizza. I guess throw it at something in the industry tab. Maybe some tech 2 pizza drones...
Maybe behind the door in the station, there will be a ping pong table full of pizza for us all ?
Now how do yiou open the door???
Am I the only person that doesn't hate CCP Fozzie?
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Minty Aroma
Eternity INC.
Goonswarm Federation
52
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:19:39 -
[4869] - Quote
NEED SPACESHIP COKE... |
J'aurai
Doomstar Intelligence
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:19:44 -
[4870] - Quote
Best of luck on the fix. |
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Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:19:45 -
[4871] - Quote
KiloAlpha wrote:McBarnacle wrote:KiloAlpha wrote:ok now im mad , just found out my GF is pregnant ....... You're not much of an EVE player if you had time to get your GF pregnant. are you brain dead or just an idiot??? no wait ,, ill answer for you ,, your both because your face is crap and your breath smells of cat urine
Cat urine is really stinky |
Jontra Wolta
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:19:47 -
[4872] - Quote
KiloAlpha wrote:ok now im mad , just found out my GF is pregnant .......
dude you should rejoice, not be mad...eve died just when you are going to become a father...more time for your kid
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Tovo-vich Armer
TAOEISM
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:19:58 -
[4873] - Quote
Kairos Antilles wrote:Desert Ice78 wrote:Back from the gym - how is it that you have all managed to fill another 100 freakin' pages??
Falcon - go home
Rest of CCP - if you haven't fixed it by now, your not going to be able to do it while sleeping on your keyboards, regardless of how much CCP Falcon glares are you from across the office. Start again tomorrow.
Everyone else - go outside. Novel experience. It's after midnight, and the Saudis are shooting off automatic weapons outside the compound. I'm staying inside.
stay safe bro. |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:19:59 -
[4874] - Quote
Desert Ice78 wrote:Back from the gym - how is it that you have all managed to fill another 100 freakin' pages??
Falcon - go home
Rest of CCP - if you haven't fixed it by now, your not going to be able to do it while sleeping on your keyboards, regardless of how much CCP Falcon glares are you from across the office. Start again tomorrow.
Everyone else - go outside. Novel experience.
Let me translate this message for you #THREADWORMS
Translation-------
Back from one hand exercise - i feel stupid for not participating in this ffin amazing #THREADNAUGHT of this amazing game |
BlackBeard NL
Demonic Retribution
The Initiative.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:19:59 -
[4875] - Quote
01010111 01100101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100111 01110010 01111001 00100000 01000101 01010110 01000101 00100000 01110000 01101100 01100001 01111001 01100101 01110010 01110011 00100000 01110111 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 01100111 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 01100111 01100101 01110100 00101100 00100000 01100101 01111000 01110000 01100101 01100011 01110100 00100000 01110101 01110011 00101110 00100000 01000001 01101100 01110011 01101111 00100000 01110000 01101001 01111010 01111010 01100001 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110011 01101100 01100101 01100101 01110000 00100000 01110011 01101111 01101100 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101100 01100101 01101101 01110011 00101110 |
Mylena Kare
Space Warriors Alliance
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:20:07 -
[4876] - Quote
The Federation Military Intelligence just reported that CCP got Scammed by Ferengi traders, and sold them defective server blades. The Grand Nagus just rewarded such mentioned traders with 1 million gold-press latinum. |
Jim-Jack Hudson
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:20:09 -
[4877] - Quote
Thanks CCP, I'm sure you all are working hard to fix the problem.
Sorry for all the dumb people on here, if you even bother reading this crap.
Take your time to get things right before turning the servers on.
That being said, we shouldn't DEMAND compensation, but rather APPRECIATE any nice gift of unallocated SP.
Like the good old days...I'll happily wait it out for a couple million SP. :)
Good luck !! You can DO it! :) |
Kal'Han
Win or Die
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:20:14 -
[4878] - Quote
Leliana Cami Cotte wrote:
nope, they are all watching this forum post an looping on the warrior video |
KiloAlpha
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
Mordus Angels
246
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:20:28 -
[4879] - Quote
Jack Danefield wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:Presidente Gallente wrote:After 9 years playing and 9 hours staring at the launcher screen I finally lost interest and realized that my wife has a damn sexy body. Pictures or you're lieing Props if that was your wife typing, she's sassy.
you have to say sassy in the voice of heath ledgers joker
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Martyr Oira
The Conference Elite
CODE.
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:20:33 -
[4880] - Quote
John E Normus wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today...[/b] WAT!?!
Deployment is happening, friend! |
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Emma Verondi
MSE-corp
20
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:20:33 -
[4881] - Quote
I just realised the time.. 23:19 (GMT+2) even if the servers come back up right now, I'd probably still just watch the "unknown" turn to "Online", smile in satisfaction and go to bed
"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
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Kato's Pete
Quam Singulari
Triumvirate.
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:20:37 -
[4882] - Quote
So with any luck we wont have a DT tomorrow morning. |
Karl Jerr
Herzack Unit
98
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:20:44 -
[4883] - Quote
The smell of overtime burning at CCP... |
Bignfurrie
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:20:44 -
[4884] - Quote
This just in from CCP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3iFJpGJiug[
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Kayou Aldeshaar
Dubius Praedator
Coalition of the Unfortunate
93
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:20:51 -
[4885] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:YOU can definetly tell CCP is not an American company...if it were, half the it team would be fired already well really about 8 hours ago, a new team hired and S*** up and running already so the company can continue making money...nobody goes home, everyone stays till s*** is resolved. But we are a bit capitalistic over here, might be different over there
Yea, sure. Cause a new team of people unfamiliar with the game would totally be able to fix something that has been under constant development for over a decade and probably involves so much raw data that an average person would simply break down and cry if they had to deal with it. |
Allen Naskingar
UNITAS.
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:20:58 -
[4886] - Quote
I need to say... This song seriously fits this situation so well:
It's All Over But the Crying |
Dawn'of'the'DeAd
Original Sinners
The Bastion
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:20:59 -
[4887] - Quote
ohh my have been waiting age sfor singularity to come back on so i can test a golum and still not up |
JS Enforcer
Mythic Inc
Gentlemen's.Parlor
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:21:04 -
[4888] - Quote
XOS Psymon wrote:Spaceship friends, this is something that will distract you for a bit, while CCP Devs digest their pizza and burp their beer. http://map.norsecorp.com/
what was that all about? lol |
La Rynx
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
292
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:21:13 -
[4889] - Quote
EvE == 00000000
00000001
Atomic Virulent : "You can't spell DOUCHE. without CODE."
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Chris Eraclea
PillowBrigade Inc
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:21:13 -
[4890] - Quote
Id like a corpse of fozzie delivered to my hanger as compansation for the DT |
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Mike Azariah
The Scope
Gallente Federation
2890
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:21:15 -
[4891] - Quote
Remember, Eve died for you and your free time (so called)
m
Mike Azariah Gö¼GöÇGöÇGö¼n++ ¯|(pâä)/¯
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Trademaster Rob
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:21:17 -
[4892] - Quote
Jontra Wolta wrote:KiloAlpha wrote:ok now im mad , just found out my GF is pregnant ....... dude you should rejoice, not be mad...eve died just when you are going to become a father...more time for your kid
Your kid must be the reincarnation of eve. I would call her eve2 |
Hopscotch Overblown
The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:21:25 -
[4893] - Quote
Once, I was flying back from Detroit to London after a week of baseball, bad beer and burgers. My flight was due to leave at 10pm, but was delayed. The very nice people announced, just as it looked that we were going to be late, that our flight was delayed due to a mechanical problem on the plane. They said that the replacement part was in Atlanta, but due to severe thunderstorms in the area, it had been delayed in getting to Detroit. When the part arrived, it would be replaced and we would be on our way. Some time after this announcement, people went up and started getting angry at the people on the gate for the delay? Me, I just sat there, waited and thought "I'd like a properly working plane to fly home thank you very much". That is parts of this thread. Just without planes. |
LTC Vuvovich
LTC Vuvovich Corporation
51
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:21:26 -
[4894] - Quote
So glad the DEVS are re-fueled... damn few that can not be solved after a good ole pizza and beers : )
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Travis Black Thiesant
The Headbutt Heard 'Round The World
Hodor Holdings
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:21:26 -
[4895] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:Presidente Gallente wrote:After 9 years playing and 9 hours staring at the launcher screen I finally lost interest and realized that my wife has a damn sexy body. Pictures or you're lieing
I agree pics or it didn't happen |
TheDoctorUK
Righteous Choirboys
Tactical Narcotics Team
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:21:27 -
[4896] - Quote
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't. |
Caterpillar
Grey Templars
Fidelas Constans
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:21:33 -
[4897] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78b67l_yxUc |
Presidente Gallente
Dark-Rising
181
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:21:35 -
[4898] - Quote
EVE blackout will give us babies and more ppl leaving the game in 9 months. |
Tsuki Shara Omaristos
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:21:43 -
[4899] - Quote
Xenuria wrote:01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 01110011 00111010 00101111 00101111 01110111 01110111 01110111 00101110 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110100 01110101 01100010 01100101 00101110 01100011 01101111 01101101 00101111 01110000 01101100 01100001 01111001 01101100 01101001 01110011 01110100 00111111 01101100 01101001 01110011 01110100 00111101 01010000 01001100 01001010 00111000 01101010 01010100 01010000 01111001 01011001 01101011 01101110 01101000 01101001 01110001 01110100 01001111 01101101 01001001 00111001 01010010 01101101 01011010 01010101 01100101 01000001 00110001 01100100 01010100 01100111 01111010 01010010 01100111 01000101 00101101 00100000 01000110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101001 01101100 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101001 01110100 00101110
01001101 01111001 00100000 01100010 01110010 01100001 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100111 01100101 01110100 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100100 01110101 01101101 01100010 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101111 01101101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110011 01100101 |
Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
16
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:21:51 -
[4900] - Quote
Xenuria wrote:01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 01110011 00111010 00101111 00101111 01110111 01110111 01110111 00101110 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110100 01110101 01100010 01100101 00101110 01100011 01101111 01101101 00101111 01110000 01101100 01100001 01111001 01101100 01101001 01110011 01110100 00111111 01101100 01101001 01110011 01110100 00111101 01010000 01001100 01001010 00111000 01101010 01010100 01010000 01111001 01011001 01101011 01101110 01101000 01101001 01110001 01110100 01001111 01101101 01001001 00111001 01010010 01101101 01011010 01010101 01100101 01000001 00110001 01100100 01010100 01100111 01111010 01010010 01100111 01000101 00101101 00100000 01000110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101001 01101100 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101001 01110100 00101110
0011101001000100 |
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Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3519
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:21:54 -
[4901] - Quote
Apparently quite a few bored players are actually clicking on the link in my sig, and discovering that, yes, I really did write Frozen fanfiction.
BTW, you don't need to be embarrassed. You can read the entire thing.
Know a Frozen fan? Check this out
Frozen fanfiction
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Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
31
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:21:55 -
[4902] - Quote
Erion Black wrote:While EVE has been down, I went outside to mow the lawn, pick up the rest of a fallen tree that fell over 2 months ago, washed 2 cars, fed and watered the animals, cleaned the house, did the laundry, and took a shower. All in hopes that If i did some of the things that I needed to do, that I could do something that I wanted to do, like play some eve today. But alas, the gaming gods are not favorable this day, so I go to download something else to play. GG CCP!
I would never say "mow the lawn" in this community
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james a ashdown
Andromeda Mining and Industry
Aureus Alae
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:22:04 -
[4903] - Quote
should we expect this prob when the new structure changes come in to play and all make sure we have our own pizza and beers in |
Veritas Luxmea
Rehn Industries
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:22:08 -
[4904] - Quote
I'M IN! LINKING YOUR STATION! |
Arion Hammardin
Pathfinders of Mercurius
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:22:12 -
[4905] - Quote
did they try doing a reset from the button in the middle of the computer?
always works for me. |
Nerin Slate
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:22:12 -
[4906] - Quote
Just here to push for 300 |
Darilius Fury
The Hammer and Sword
Guardians of the Morrigan
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:22:28 -
[4907] - Quote
Thank goodness the DEVS are Refueled!! |
GiTmPlix Ataru
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:22:31 -
[4908] - Quote
just keep up the work ya all must be doiing now, been there..... Best of luck to ya. |
Kal'Han
Win or Die
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:22:36 -
[4909] - Quote
Kato's Pete wrote:So with any luck we wont have a DT tomorrow morning.
you wish, that's when they apply the real fix over the temporary band aid they are applying now
usually it's the second breakdown after a big breakdown |
Crucial King
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
19
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:22:39 -
[4910] - Quote
Tom, **** and Harry, three explorers, were captured by cannibals in the jungles of Borneo.
The cannibal chief says to them, "If you pass the tribal test we will let you live. Go into the jungle and gather 10 items of the same fruit."
So the three guys scamper into the woods, and Tom comes back first with 10 apples. The Chief explains the trial to him, "You must shove the fruits up your butt without any statement on your face or you will be eaten."
The first apple was okay but Tom winced in pain on the second apple, and was promptly killed and went to heaven (he was a good explorer).
**** comes back with 10 berries and the chief explains the trial to him as well. **** doesn't think it should be too tough and begins. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. But on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and is killed.
Tom and **** meet in heaven where Tom asks, "****, why did you laugh? You almost got away with it!" **** replied, "I couldn't help it. I saw Harry coming with an armload of pineapples." |
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Joshke
YIP.
38
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:22:52 -
[4911] - Quote
Dear CCP,
is it possible to launch an text-based concole Eve client?
I'd appreciate it very much. |
Jack Danefield
AirHogs
Zulu People
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:22:53 -
[4912] - Quote
KiloAlpha wrote:Jack Danefield wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:Presidente Gallente wrote:After 9 years playing and 9 hours staring at the launcher screen I finally lost interest and realized that my wife has a damn sexy body. Pictures or you're lieing Props if that was your wife typing, she's sassy. you have to say sassy in the voice of heath ledgers joker
YES! |
4chan SlashPOL
Implying Jita Prices
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:22:59 -
[4913] - Quote
Tsuki Shara Omaristos wrote:Xenuria wrote:01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 01110011 00111010 00101111 00101111 01110111 01110111 01110111 00101110 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110100 01110101 01100010 01100101 00101110 01100011 01101111 01101101 00101111 01110000 01101100 01100001 01111001 01101100 01101001 01110011 01110100 00111111 01101100 01101001 01110011 01110100 00111101 01010000 01001100 01001010 00111000 01101010 01010100 01010000 01111001 01011001 01101011 01101110 01101000 01101001 01110001 01110100 01001111 01101101 01001001 00111001 01010010 01101101 01011010 01010101 01100101 01000001 00110001 01100100 01010100 01100111 01111010 01010010 01100111 01000101 00101101 00100000 01000110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101001 01101100 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101001 01110100 00101110 01001101 01111001 00100000 01100010 01110010 01100001 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100111 01100101 01110100 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100100 01110101 01101101 01100010 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101111 01101101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110011 01100101
01000100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101111 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110011 01110100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00111111 00100000 |
Zero Eclipse
Revolver Inc.
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:23:20 -
[4914] - Quote
gratuitous pizza shot.
LIke 6 cheese pizzas? and what else?
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KiloAlpha
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
Mordus Angels
246
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:23:25 -
[4915] - Quote
Jontra Wolta wrote:KiloAlpha wrote:ok now im mad , just found out my GF is pregnant ....... dude you should rejoice, not be mad...eve died just when you are going to become a father...more time for your kid
dude shes not really pregnant , i dont do chicks .....im a grandmother from texas |
Yasemin Hanim
Sonnenlegion
Shadow Cartel
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:23:31 -
[4916] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:YOU can definetly tell CCP is not an American company...if it were, half the it team would be fired already well really about 8 hours ago, a new team hired and S*** up and running already so the company can continue making money...nobody goes home, everyone stays till s*** is resolved. But we are a bit capitalistic over here, might be different over there
slavery is out at the other side of the world ! just FYI |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:23:48 -
[4917] - Quote
01010100 01001000 01010010 01000101 01000001 01000100 01010111 01001111 01010010 01001101 01010011 00100000 01000011 01001111 01001110 01010100 01001001 01001110 01010101 01000101 00100000 01001111 01001110 01010111 01000001 01010010 01000100 01010011 00100000 01010100 01001111 00100000 00110011 00110000 00110000 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01010100 01001000 01010010 01000101 01000001 01000100 01001110 01000001 01010101 01000111 01001000 01010100 00100000 01001000 01000001 01010011 00100000 01000111 01010010 01001111 01010111 01001110 00100000 01001001 01001101 01001101 01000101 01001110 01010011 01000101 01001100 01011001 |
GodMonk II
The Dingus Coalition
Gatekeepers Universe
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:24:07 -
[4918] - Quote
ok my wife is officially pissed at ccp thanks to the extended downtime her ass is ripped apart !! |
Crash Dummy
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:24:11 -
[4919] - Quote
hey... my coffee went cold whilst I was reading this... |
BlueJeff Azul
Lia's Lavender Corp.
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:24:11 -
[4920] - Quote
Hey, can someone bang on my Tiger I hatch when Eve back online. I need to Pew-pew so watch out World of Tanks Daddy is coming home, yeeehaw! |
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Rance Ikari
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:24:12 -
[4921] - Quote
p a r t i c i p a t i o n |
lBlacklWarriorl
Ukrainian Soviet Socialistic Republic
Kids With Guns Alliance
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:24:17 -
[4922] - Quote
http://clip2net.com/s/3kNexVz
This "picture" from 11:00 UTC but !
http://clip2net.com/s/3kNhWDk
No VIP mode ... And test server only VIP mode.
Whats going on and how much time we just see "Server status: offline" or "Server status : Unknown" |
KiloAlpha
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
Mordus Angels
246
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:24:23 -
[4923] - Quote
Jack Danefield wrote:KiloAlpha wrote:Jack Danefield wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:Presidente Gallente wrote:After 9 years playing and 9 hours staring at the launcher screen I finally lost interest and realized that my wife has a damn sexy body. Pictures or you're lieing Props if that was your wife typing, she's sassy. you have to say sassy in the voice of heath ledgers joker YES!
internet fist bump ????
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Zalhera Beliar
Engineering Evolutions Limited
Gatekeepers Universe
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:24:26 -
[4924] - Quote
McBarnacle wrote:KiloAlpha wrote:ok now im mad , just found out my GF is pregnant ....... You're not much of an EVE player if you had time to get your GF pregnant.
naaaah, he just accidentally jumped his Avatar |
Roydon Clovis
TSOI Holdings
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:24:28 -
[4925] - Quote
The funny thing about sitting in front of my computer and reading all the recriminations about pizza and not being able to play a game; in Managua Nicaragua there are people at the city dump seeking to look through the trash to find food. There are people in the USA waiting to see if there is a bed at the homeless shelter. And my major dissatisfaction in life is that I can't play my MMO game. Boy is my life easy. |
Ted Rockson
eXtreme Co
Solyaris Chtonium
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:24:32 -
[4926] - Quote
Darilius Fury wrote:Thank goodness the DEVS are Refueled!!
Time for PEPSI IV |
Senator316 Cadelanne
Wings of Evil
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:24:32 -
[4927] - Quote
yo devs thats alota pizza there, can you send one direct to me ty |
Darlucilic
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:24:43 -
[4928] - Quote
Are we there YET? |
Dr. Dice
Aurum-Sol
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:24:44 -
[4929] - Quote
Vincent Athena wrote:Apparently quite a few bored players are actually clicking on the link in my sig, and discovering that, yes, I really did write Frozen fanfiction.
BTW, you don't need to be embarrassed. You can read the entire thing.
So did they build a snowman? |
Dal Cais
EVE University
Ivy League
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:24:45 -
[4930] - Quote
Keep up the good work all....Thanks for a great game.... |
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Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:24:58 -
[4931] - Quote
01010100 01001000 01010010 01000101 01000001 01000100 01010111 01001111 01010010 01001101 01010011 00100000 01000011 01001111 01001110 01010100 01001001 01001110 01010101 01000101 00100000 01001111 01001110 01010111 01000001 01010010 01000100 01010011 00100000 01010100 01001111 00100000 00110011 00110000 00110000 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01010100 01001000 01010010 01000101 01000001 01000100 01001110 01000001 01010101 01000111 01001000 01010100 00100000 01001000 01000001 01010011 00100000 01000111 01010010 01001111 01010111 01001110 00100000 01001001 01001101 01001101 01000101 01001110 01010011 01000101 01001100 01011001 |
Arithron
107th Suicide Kings
Nihilists Social Club
18
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:25:04 -
[4932] - Quote
Why are all you wankers writing in binary? |
Allen Naskingar
UNITAS.
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:25:07 -
[4933] - Quote
TheDoctorUK wrote:There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
And of course, there are those who understand and don't understand (00), but then there are those who understand by using a translator (10) and then there are those who understand by using memory (11). |
Candida Cantor
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:25:12 -
[4934] - Quote
4chan SlashPOL wrote:Tsuki Shara Omaristos wrote:Xenuria wrote:01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 01110011 00111010 00101111 00101111 01110111 01110111 01110111 00101110 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110100 01110101 01100010 01100101 00101110 01100011 01101111 01101101 00101111 01110000 01101100 01100001 01111001 01101100 01101001 01110011 01110100 00111111 01101100 01101001 01110011 01110100 00111101 01010000 01001100 01001010 00111000 01101010 01010100 01010000 01111001 01011001 01101011 01101110 01101000 01101001 01110001 01110100 01001111 01101101 01001001 00111001 01010010 01101101 01011010 01010101 01100101 01000001 00110001 01100100 01010100 01100111 01111010 01010010 01100111 01000101 00101101 00100000 01000110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101001 01101100 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101001 01110100 00101110 01001101 01111001 00100000 01100010 01110010 01100001 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100111 01100101 01110100 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100100 01110101 01101101 01100010 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101111 01101101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110011 01100101 01000100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101111 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110011 01110100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00111111 00100000
... 00111000 01101010 01010100 01010000 01111001 01011001 01101011 01101110 01101000 01101001 01110001 01110100 01001111 01101101 01001001 00111001 01010010 01101101 01011010 01010101 01100101 01000001 00110001... -__- |
dnashadow Kasenumi
Lurking Evil
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:25:18 -
[4935] - Quote
Shanza Shahni wrote:So two 00 walk into a bar and the barman says 00100001110111000 lmao love that one
The chicken crosses the road and 01010101010111110001010100001010101 |
Atheros Kalkoken
Operation Meatshield
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:25:19 -
[4936] - Quote
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ont3Mq0DARE/hqdefault.jpg
You have been warned, the blood of innocents has now tainted your hands, if my demand for FOUR potatoes are not met, there will be more to come, do you think this is a motherf*cking joking? DO YOU? WHO ARE YOU TO PLAY GOD |
Karl Jerr
Herzack Unit
98
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:25:27 -
[4937] - Quote
Chevron7 wrote:01010100 01001000 01010010 01000101 01000001 01000100 01010111 01001111 01010010 01001101 01010011 00100000 01000011 01001111 01001110 01010100 01001001 01001110 01010101 01000101 00100000 01001111 01001110 01010111 01000001 01010010 01000100 01010011 00100000 01010100 01001111 00100000 00110011 00110000 00110000 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01010100 01001000 01010010 01000101 01000001 01000100 01001110 01000001 01010101 01000111 01001000 01010100 00100000 01001000 01000001 01010011 00100000 01000111 01010010 01001111 01010111 01001110 00100000 01001001 01001101 01001101 01000101 01001110 01010011 01000101 01001100 01011001
010101000100100001001001010100110010000001001001010100110010000001000101010101100100010100100001 |
Mensrea Doomseeker
Quebec's Underdog League
Quebec United Legions
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:25:28 -
[4938] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY
|
Tovo-vich Armer
TAOEISM
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:25:35 -
[4939] - Quote
Aha!
#Threadnaught #threadworms #MOAT |
BlackBeard NL
Demonic Retribution
The Initiative.
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:25:41 -
[4940] - Quote
Jack Danefield wrote:KiloAlpha wrote:Jack Danefield wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:Presidente Gallente wrote:After 9 years playing and 9 hours staring at the launcher screen I finally lost interest and realized that my wife has a damn sexy body. Pictures or you're lieing Props if that was your wife typing, she's sassy. you have to say sassy in the voice of heath ledgers joker YES!
have you been drinking? |
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BlueJeff Azul
Lia's Lavender Corp.
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:25:58 -
[4941] - Quote
Viva le revolution! Down with tyrants and chiggers! |
Kira Dimensions
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:25:59 -
[4942] - Quote
So I-¦m quitting EVE...
I-¦m gona give away all my billions....
Just sent me some amount and I will send it to one of my other alts....
No, really... I am API Certified....
Just send me an amount and I will use it to PLEX my JITA spamming account....
Make sure you read my Profile. It does not say anything important...
Just sent "COPY PASTE" 2 trillion ISK.
Oh hey, please put a small bounty on me if you are an idiot. It-¦s a waist cause I never undock...
Let-¦s hear it for JITA Spam. (Sounds like a weird sex jelly)
POST your fav JITA SPAM!!!
Love ya CCP. Keep up the hard work.
JOIN THE HORDE!!! |
Siliya
Liberty's Edge
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:26:08 -
[4943] - Quote
what a day to decide to pause training on my main for 9 hours (starting last night) to add a few skills to my alt
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Ellis Goa'uld
Stronghelm Corporation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:26:13 -
[4944] - Quote
Presidente Gallente wrote:After 9 years playing and 9 hours staring at the launcher screen I finally lost interest and realized that my wife has a damn sexy body.
Hahahahaha |
Mylena Kare
Space Warriors Alliance
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:26:14 -
[4945] - Quote
Did someone voted Fozzie off CCP island? |
GodMonk II
The Dingus Coalition
Gatekeepers Universe
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:26:15 -
[4946] - Quote
Arithron wrote:Why are all you wankers writing in binary?
not all of us have a wife gf you know
|
David 'Sprocket' Glerum
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:26:17 -
[4947] - Quote
For ***** and giggles;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTz8avvFQck |
Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:26:22 -
[4948] - Quote
Kato's Pete wrote:So with any luck we wont have a DT tomorrow morning.
Like I posted before...if CCP was an American company, old IT team would have been fired 8 hours ago and a new team working on the problem would have a viable solution already, provided the company was willing to pay top notch pay...remember guys that the average salary of a CCP employee does not encourage that employee to work as hard, hence the pizza, and the pissed off costumers. |
Talija Ni'Ket
State 50th Fleet
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:26:33 -
[4949] - Quote
*steps out of shadows* Pssh, Hey! I see you are addicted to EVE.. Wanna get into the chinese serenity-server? i make you a good price... |
LocNar Prime
Black Bull Foundation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:26:39 -
[4950] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj8W5LhvMtQ
someone mentioned space coke ? |
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Alpha Lonefire
True Industral Formation Inc
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:26:42 -
[4951] - Quote
So is this a software error or a wetware issue? Since software is written by a wetware user doesn't that mean its a wetware error? So does CCP have any DEV to fix the wetware user errors? |
Shinta Kobi
101st E. Company
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:26:46 -
[4952] - Quote
Ok... Who brought coffee into the server room again? |
GordonO
Caldari Provisions
145
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:26:47 -
[4953] - Quote
Any returning real life corps recruiting, it has been a while since I have played real life and am in need of a mentor.. I probably have to patch wife and kids, not sure though, any advice appreciated
... What next ??
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KiloAlpha
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
Mordus Angels
247
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:26:51 -
[4954] - Quote
come on autotards , someone say summin stupid so i can tell you to stfu |
Rex Mikakka
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:26:52 -
[4955] - Quote
CCP by the power of pizza please fix TQ, im stuck on the "real life" server and it sucks :( |
Max Mayweather
Armada Nakarta
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:27:03 -
[4956] - Quote
lBlacklWarriorl wrote:http://clip2net.com/s/3kNexVz This "picture" from 11:00 UTC but ! http://clip2net.com/s/3kNhWDk
No VIP mode ... And test server only VIP mode. Whats going on and how much time we just see "Server status: offline" or "Server status : Unknown"
k everyone please stop panic, the 2nd pic shows that tranquility is ok. All can go to bed now.
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b0ksah
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:27:25 -
[4957] - Quote
I guess I just go to bed ... instead refreshing a post on the internet |
Doctor Hal Narco
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:27:31 -
[4958] - Quote
BAH! JERRY! Put the Fish in the COOLER!!!! |
Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
53
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:27:41 -
[4959] - Quote
Atheros Kalkoken wrote:I would like one potato for my troubles please, I will also accept half a potato if given with a written letter of apology for the emotional devastation this has caused me. No, not a space potato for you cannot eat those, but a real life potato. Furthermore I would like to add to my list of grievances that under page 5 of article Made up, subject disclaimer that if these servers are not released from bondage within the realm of observable time that I may adjust my demands to that of two potatoes.
Thank you have a good day.
Just for the record, you really don't want to know what Atheros uses those potatoes for. Seriously, I'm still shaking from finding out. |
BlackBeard NL
Demonic Retribution
The Initiative.
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:27:47 -
[4960] - Quote
Zero Eclipse wrote:gratuitous pizza shot. LIke 6 cheese pizzas? and what else?
my money is on the guy with the sandals. |
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Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
16
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:27:53 -
[4961] - Quote
Candida Cantor wrote:4chan SlashPOL wrote:Tsuki Shara Omaristos wrote:Xenuria wrote:01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 01110011 00111010 00101111 00101111 01110111 01110111 01110111 00101110 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110100 01110101 01100010 01100101 00101110 01100011 01101111 01101101 00101111 01110000 01101100 01100001 01111001 01101100 01101001 01110011 01110100 00111111 01101100 01101001 01110011 01110100 00111101 01010000 01001100 01001010 00111000 01101010 01010100 01010000 01111001 01011001 01101011 01101110 01101000 01101001 01110001 01110100 01001111 01101101 01001001 00111001 01010010 01101101 01011010 01010101 01100101 01000001 00110001 01100100 01010100 01100111 01111010 01010010 01100111 01000101 00101101 00100000 01000110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101001 01101100 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101001 01110100 00101110 01001101 01111001 00100000 01100010 01110010 01100001 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100111 01100101 01110100 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100100 01110101 01101101 01100010 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101111 01101101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110011 01100101 01000100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101111 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110011 01110100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00111111 00100000 ... 00111000 01101010 01010100 01010000 01111001 01011001 01101011 01101110 01101000 01101001 01110001 01110100 01001111 01101101 01001001 00111001 01010010 01101101 01011010 01010101 01100101 01000001 00110001... -__-
mind is blown
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Sophos Mileghere
Ars Goetia Corporation
18
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:27:54 -
[4962] - Quote
KiloAlpha wrote:come on autotards , someone say summin stupid so i can tell you to stfu
Does that even pass the Turin test?
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Brutus Antollare
Ring of Honor
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:28:01 -
[4963] - Quote
To sum it up for everyone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtRNg5uSKQ0 |
Bignfurrie
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:28:07 -
[4964] - Quote
Thanks CCp. Now I hafta take my wife out to dinner. |
Mirasis Alsor
Jovian Labs
Jovian Enterprises
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:28:11 -
[4965] - Quote
KiloAlpha wrote:come on autotards , someone say summin stupid so i can tell you to stfu
"summin stupid" |
Jack Danefield
AirHogs
Zulu People
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:28:18 -
[4966] - Quote
GodMonk II wrote:ok my wife is officially pissed at ccp thanks to the extended downtime her ass is ripped apart !!
Pics or it didn't......
Nevermind. |
Jonathan Wraith Estemaire
Refugee
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:28:19 -
[4967] - Quote
4chan SlashPOL wrote:Tsuki Shara Omaristos wrote:Xenuria wrote:01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 01110011 00111010 00101111 00101111 01110111 01110111 01110111 00101110 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110100 01110101 01100010 01100101 00101110 01100011 01101111 01101101 00101111 01110000 01101100 01100001 01111001 01101100 01101001 01110011 01110100 00111111 01101100 01101001 01110011 01110100 00111101 01010000 01001100 01001010 00111000 01101010 01010100 01010000 01111001 01011001 01101011 01101110 01101000 01101001 01110001 01110100 01001111 01101101 01001001 00111001 01010010 01101101 01011010 01010101 01100101 01000001 00110001 01100100 01010100 01100111 01111010 01010010 01100111 01000101 00101101 00100000 01000110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101001 01101100 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101001 01110100 00101110 01001101 01111001 00100000 01100010 01110010 01100001 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100111 01100101 01110100 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100100 01110101 01101101 01100010 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101111 01101101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110011 01100101 01000100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101111 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110011 01110100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00111111 00100000
01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01110011 01110000 01100101 01100001 01101011 00100000 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110
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Talija Ni'Ket
State 50th Fleet
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:28:20 -
[4968] - Quote
KiloAlpha wrote:come on autotards , someone say summin stupid so i can tell you to stfu
uhm.. ok.. Summin stupid! |
Darkstar Mal
ExpoCorps
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:28:25 -
[4969] - Quote
Some people here seem not to understand how these things happen.
Clearly, this is the work of the Arctic Kraken, Arisen from the Great Deeps of the icy black sea, its great tentacles have smashed the great fortress that is the Server Basement, and writhing, crushing, gripping, have stolen the venerable Tranquility Server.
The brave and valiant Server Defenders of CCP have sallied forth in their Space Longboats, wielding spear, axe, gedit, grep, IDLE, and other venerable weapons, to chase down and Kill the Kraken, as is Tradition.
We must stay here, awaiting their triumphant Return, returning the Server to its rightful place, that we will be able to finally receive a Blessed Connection.
Keep up the good hunt, devs!
o7 |
CiCiP Sux2
Rapid Withdrawal
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:28:31 -
[4970] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:CiCiP Sux2 wrote:Recently a bunch of dev's in RL told me that it was due to the "inability to provide a sufficient entropy pool as input to the Linux random number device" . If you are faced with similar issues, I feel your pain - good luck with the resurrection of Tranquillity! On a personal note my family is extremely grateful to getting some quality time with me To all the whinges, moaners and bitches bitching. consider - there's people in real life committed to staying up all hours of the night to fix the issue, just cause it's impacting your game play no need to be rude and obnoxious. Some ideas to consider:
- Be patient, watch a youtube video
- plan out what your character is going to do for the next 12 - 24 months.
- best of all, write an article that can and will enhance the game play of EvE for new players, or go to eve universities wiki and see if you can add more content to there posts, by enriching the existing content that there is already.
Don't be afraid step out of your comfort zone and put pen to paper and see what knowledge you can share at this time.Put that spent up energy to good use rather than turning it into negative emotions. You made that corp up just for this thread didn't you!
NOPE. |
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Stvndog
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
47
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:28:31 -
[4971] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:afkalt wrote:
It's literally the only USEFUL thing management can do in such a moment.
It's a disturbingly rare number of them who realise this, however.
Yup, I'm not a programmer... I'm here to message, and make sure you guys are informed with as much as we can release. Best thing I can do is take care of people and make sure they're comfortable while they're working. Gotta take care of our peeps, because frankly, we have an amazing team here in Reykjavik who work flat out to keep you guys entertained with spaceships .
and get pizza?? /me Jealous |
Allen Naskingar
UNITAS.
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:28:44 -
[4972] - Quote
Let's try to start the longest quote chain, who's with me? |
Rory Wolf
United Wolfs Nations
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:28:48 -
[4973] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:Kato's Pete wrote:So with any luck we wont have a DT tomorrow morning. Like I posted before...if CCP was an American company, old IT team would have been fired 8 hours ago and a new team working on the problem would have a viable solution already, provided the company was willing to pay top notch pay...remember guys that the average salary of a CCP employee does not encourage that employee to work as hard, hence the pizza, and the pissed off costumers.
That might be the dumbest post on here today. Every operation has so many proprietary components there is no way they would fire everyone in the midst of a crisis and bring in a new team. They would certainly draw on any resources needed to resolve the problem, but the inquisition starts after the problem has been resolved. |
Cluckers Chicken
Karrimor Corporation
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:28:49 -
[4974] - Quote
The Chicken are still out there! Remember if you all sing and pray to the great chicken god i sure he will come down in his Spaceship and get things working again.
ALL HAIL THE GREAT CHICKEN GOD! |
Omer Tivianne
Imperial House of Pancakes
Imperium Galactic Empire
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:28:56 -
[4975] - Quote
CCP CHOOSE!
GIVE ME SOME PIZZA
OR
GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK SO I CAN FREAKING GET SOME PIZZA |
Sotetseg Crendraven
Lords of Conflicted Industries
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:28:58 -
[4976] - Quote
What about Contracts that will expire in this time? WTH am I supposed to do about those? |
Tovo-vich Armer
TAOEISM
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:28:59 -
[4977] - Quote
Mirasis Alsor wrote:KiloAlpha wrote:come on autotards , someone say summin stupid so i can tell you to stfu "summin stupid"
summin stupid so i can tell you to stfu |
Mok teh Viveiros
The Pioneers
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:29:00 -
[4978] - Quote
T.T i need EVE, the real world is scary! :(] |
KiloAlpha
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
Mordus Angels
247
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:29:01 -
[4979] - Quote
Sophos Mileghere wrote:KiloAlpha wrote:come on autotards , someone say summin stupid so i can tell you to stfu Does that even pass the Turin test?
did you just call me a f , ,a , g???? |
Captain Nuf
Zeura Brotherhood
Mordus Angels
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:29:03 -
[4980] - Quote
Riddler Ronuken wrote:[quote=CCP Falcon] most of us can actually tell between our software and hardware and our frontends and backends (hopefully most people can generally tell between the last two).
Make sure to wipe front to back during downtime. |
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Valkyriane
Valhalla Exploring legion
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:29:03 -
[4981] - Quote
It-¦s sleepy time for me...
nn
Burn general forum.
I like to kill stuff.. and stuff.
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ivona fly
Black Fox Marauders
Spaceship Bebop
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:29:06 -
[4982] - Quote
Dr. Dice wrote:McBarnacle wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
30 minutes to eat pizza?!!! I hope that meant 6 pizzas each or I will have lost my faith in CCP. It is a job man, they get breaks. Breaks actually improve efficiency so don't even ***** about it.
I read from this he is just joking about how much pizza they should be able to eat, like a contest, not that he is upset they are eating pizza
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Creation Consiousness
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:29:17 -
[4983] - Quote
You know whats going to happen, all of eve is going to gang up against brave newbies inc. again ^^
Watch me live stream EVE and LOL for charity @ www.twitch.tv/misc123456789
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Exodia Erkkinen
Second Battlegroup
Nerfed Alliance Go Away
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:29:20 -
[4984] - Quote
Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:Use the choke?
Better feather the throttle as well. Don't want to flood the carburetor. |
Caterpillar
Grey Templars
Fidelas Constans
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:29:21 -
[4985] - Quote
1 minute 15 seconds ???? |
Flatulance McFarts
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:29:21 -
[4986] - Quote
STARTUP TIMER!!! IS THIS IT?? |
Sorin Orii
OriiGen
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:29:25 -
[4987] - Quote
01100010 01100101 00100000 01110011 01110101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100100 01110010 01101001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01110110 01100001 01101100 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100101
:Sorin Orii
Sanity is the denial of chaos
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Goin Off
Manson Family
Advent of Fate
34
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:29:27 -
[4988] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
21:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY REBOOTING TQ AND WILL BE TESTING A FIX OVER THE NEXT 30 MIN
[/b]
The subscribers to EVE Online could care less about your proclivity towards Italian food. GTFO your collective butts and in the words of an immortal amreican comedian "Git 'r Done" |
Jontra Wolta
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:29:42 -
[4989] - Quote
KiloAlpha wrote:Jontra Wolta wrote:KiloAlpha wrote:ok now im mad , just found out my GF is pregnant ....... dude you should rejoice, not be mad...eve died just when you are going to become a father...more time for your kid dude shes not really pregnant , i dont do chicks .....im a grandmother from texas
Hello oma, but the line you wrote is still wrong!! If you dont like kids use protection or advice young people to do so at least Granny!! |
Sophos Mileghere
Ars Goetia Corporation
18
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:29:42 -
[4990] - Quote
KiloAlpha wrote:Sophos Mileghere wrote:KiloAlpha wrote:come on autotards , someone say summin stupid so i can tell you to stfu Does that even pass the Turin test? did you just call me a f , ,a , g????
I made no such inference...
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Arithron
107th Suicide Kings
Nihilists Social Club
18
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:29:45 -
[4991] - Quote
01110111 01101000 01111001 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101110 01101011 01100101 01110010 01110011 00100000 01110111 01110010 01101001 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00111111 |
Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:29:48 -
[4992] - Quote
KiloAlpha wrote:come on autotards , someone say summin stupid so i can tell you to stfu
life is real? |
Yi Shendo
Domini Nostri Fata
Gentlemen's.Parlor
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:29:54 -
[4993] - Quote
lust4blood wrote:the germens would of had eve back up by now
Oh, how wrong you're. Ever hear of the new Berlin Airport ? If CCP was german, TQ wouldn't be up till Christmas ... earliest. Maybe the Chinese could help (but then it'd break down on Christmas ...). |
Dawn'of'the'DeAd
Original Sinners
The Bastion
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:29:57 -
[4994] - Quote
Hey guys heres something to keep u all happy for the next how many hours http://agar.io/ have fun |
KiloAlpha
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
Mordus Angels
247
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:29:57 -
[4995] - Quote
Tovo-vich Armer wrote:Mirasis Alsor wrote:KiloAlpha wrote:come on autotards , someone say summin stupid so i can tell you to stfu "summin stupid" summin stupid so i can tell you to stfu
i like black chicks
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Dr. Dice
Aurum-Sol
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:30:03 -
[4996] - Quote
I think the only reason I want to play so bad right now is because I can't... All the other games in my life just remind me that the server is down and draw me back here... |
Kal'Han
Win or Die
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:30:05 -
[4997] - Quote
last time was a fake |
Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
16
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:30:09 -
[4998] - Quote
000730011600115 00116001050010900101 001020011100114 00097 00099001040009700110001030010100046 |
Mensrea Doomseeker
Quebec's Underdog League
Quebec United Legions
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:30:13 -
[4999] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4dPebEwJrc |
Joshke
YIP.
39
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:30:19 -
[5000] - Quote
250 |
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Veritas Luxmea
Rehn Industries
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:30:21 -
[5001] - Quote
Flatulance McFarts wrote:STARTUP TIMER!!! IS THIS IT??
Sadly, no. |
IndygoSoul
Limited Power Inc
It Must Be Jelly Cause Jam Don't Shake
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:30:29 -
[5002] - Quote
250 :) |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
31
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:30:30 -
[5003] - Quote
someone tell me what kind of pizza i should order? |
Max Mayweather
Armada Nakarta
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:30:31 -
[5004] - Quote
CCP I want free ingame pizza as compensation! |
Malcolm Muutaras
Wan Futuristics
The Esoteric Order of Dagon.
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:30:34 -
[5005] - Quote
5000 - Are you kidding??? 4999 -.- |
Bobman Smith
Purging Maelstrom
Spaceship Bebop
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:30:36 -
[5006] - Quote
GodMonk II wrote:Arithron wrote:Why are all you wankers writing in binary? not all of us have a wife gf you know
01010011 01100001 01101001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110011 01100001 01111001 00101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 01110011 01100001 01101001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110011 01100001 01111001 00101110 00101110 00101110 |
Zero Eclipse
Revolver Inc.
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:30:41 -
[5007] - Quote
Allen Naskingar wrote:Let's try to start the longest quote chain, who's with me?
Not me |
4chan SlashPOL
Implying Jita Prices
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:30:42 -
[5008] - Quote
Jonathan Wraith Estemaire wrote:4chan SlashPOL wrote:Tsuki Shara Omaristos wrote:Xenuria wrote:01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 01110011 00111010 00101111 00101111 01110111 01110111 01110111 00101110 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110100 01110101 01100010 01100101 00101110 01100011 01101111 01101101 00101111 01110000 01101100 01100001 01111001 01101100 01101001 01110011 01110100 00111111 01101100 01101001 01110011 01110100 00111101 01010000 01001100 01001010 00111000 01101010 01010100 01010000 01111001 01011001 01101011 01101110 01101000 01101001 01110001 01110100 01001111 01101101 01001001 00111001 01010010 01101101 01011010 01010101 01100101 01000001 00110001 01100100 01010100 01100111 01111010 01010010 01100111 01000101 00101101 00100000 01000110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101001 01101100 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101001 01110100 00101110 01001101 01111001 00100000 01100010 01110010 01100001 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100111 01100101 01110100 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100100 01110101 01101101 01100010 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101111 01101101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110011 01100101 01000100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101111 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110011 01110100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00111111 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01110011 01110000 01100101 01100001 01101011 00100000 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110
01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01110011 01101111 01110010 01110010 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101000 01100101 01100001 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00101110 00100000
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KiloAlpha
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
Mordus Angels
247
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:30:44 -
[5009] - Quote
Sophos Mileghere wrote:KiloAlpha wrote:Sophos Mileghere wrote:KiloAlpha wrote:come on autotards , someone say summin stupid so i can tell you to stfu Does that even pass the Turin test? did you just call me a f , ,a , g???? I made no such inference...
are you trying to tell me you slept with mah mumma???
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Bellerian
Out of Focus
Odin's Call
30
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:30:46 -
[5010] - Quote
Oh it appears to be running, nope fail.
http://i.imgur.com/mp9jl5b.gifv |
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Chris Eraclea
PillowBrigade Inc
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:30:47 -
[5011] - Quote
"waves hand" there is no EVE |
Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:30:50 -
[5012] - Quote
Vincent Athena wrote:Apparently quite a few bored players are actually clicking on the link in my sig, and discovering that, yes, I really did write Frozen fanfiction.
BTW, you don't need to be embarrassed. You can read the entire thing.
Hey, I used to write Daria fanfiction: http://drmikessteakdinner.com/category/daria/daria-fanfiction/
And even a Star Trek - Daria crossover: http://drmikessteakdinner.com/2006/02/13/jane-lane-does-the-kobayashi-maru-from-star-trek/
;)
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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Sophos Mileghere
Ars Goetia Corporation
18
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:30:53 -
[5013] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:someone tell me what kind of pizza i should order?
American Hot!
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Kal'Han
Win or Die
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:30:55 -
[5014] - Quote
and still a no go |
Koebmand
Silverflames
43
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:31:07 -
[5015] - Quote
Vox Anon wrote:Candida Cantor wrote:
... 00111000 01101010 01010100 01010000 01111001 01011001 01101011 01101110 01101000 01101001 01110001 01110100 01001111 01101101 01001001 00111001 01010010 01101101 01011010 01010101 01100101 01000001 00110001... -__-
mind is blown
http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGround/Binary_Conversion/Binary_To_Text.asp
*EDIT* Heh OK, they are not all actually making sense. |
Bobby Shyne
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:31:15 -
[5016] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:someone tell me what kind of pizza i should order?
bacon |
Mylena Kare
Space Warriors Alliance
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:31:17 -
[5017] - Quote
PROGODLEGEND says "thumbs up " for Fozzie Sov. He's coming back to the game. |
Braden Fanguard
Dutch East Querious Company
Phoebe Freeport Republic
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:31:18 -
[5018] - Quote
Zero Eclipse wrote:Allen Naskingar wrote:Let's try to start the longest quote chain, who's with me? Not me
Certainly not me. |
Allen Naskingar
UNITAS.
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:31:27 -
[5019] - Quote
Braden Fanguard wrote:Zero Eclipse wrote:Allen Naskingar wrote:Let's try to start the longest quote chain, who's with me? Not me Certainly not me.
That's the spirit! |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
31
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:31:28 -
[5020] - Quote
Sophos Mileghere wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:someone tell me what kind of pizza i should order? American Hot!
gross |
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Dr. Dice
Aurum-Sol
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:31:38 -
[5021] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:someone tell me what kind of pizza i should order?
Italian Sausage and olives. |
Alpha Lonefire
True Industral Formation Inc
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:31:48 -
[5022] - Quote
Shinta Kobi wrote:Ok... Who brought coffee into the server room again?
You take a man's coffee away and NOTHING get done |
Max Mayweather
Armada Nakarta
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:31:50 -
[5023] - Quote
Zero Eclipse wrote:Allen Naskingar wrote:Let's try to start the longest quote chain, who's with me? Not me
quotyquote |
Ian Galt
Pleasant Peninsula Productions
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:31:56 -
[5024] - Quote
I missed 5000.
A day late and an ISK short.... |
Tovo-vich Armer
TAOEISM
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:31:58 -
[5025] - Quote
KiloAlpha wrote:Tovo-vich Armer wrote:Mirasis Alsor wrote:KiloAlpha wrote:come on autotards , someone say summin stupid so i can tell you to stfu "summin stupid" summin stupid so i can tell you to stfu i like black chicks
personally I do not care what color my pre-adult birds are. |
Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:31:59 -
[5026] - Quote
I seriously think that this problem has extended this much due to the fact that CCP's average employee salary is substandard...*whispers "pay me better and i'll work harder and not eat pizza or take breaks, just pay me MOOOOAAAARRR" |
BlackBeard NL
Demonic Retribution
The Initiative.
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:32:08 -
[5027] - Quote
Sorin Orii wrote:01100010 01100101 00100000 01110011 01110101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100100 01110010 01101001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01110110 01100001 01101100 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100101
lol
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Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:32:11 -
[5028] - Quote
50 more to go
http://gifland.us/354842 |
Martyr Oira
The Conference Elite
CODE.
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:32:19 -
[5029] - Quote
Goin Off wrote:The subscribers to EVE Online could care less about your proclivity towards Italian food. GTFO your collective butts and in the words of an immortal amreican comedian "Git 'r Done"
Really? |
Valentine King
Zarnfell
The Southern Syndicate
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:32:22 -
[5030] - Quote
Tovo-vich Armer wrote:Mirasis Alsor wrote:KiloAlpha wrote:come on autotards , someone say summin stupid so i can tell you to stfu "summin stupid" summin stupid so i can tell you to stfu
01110011 01110101 01101101 01101101 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110011 01110100 01110101 01110000 01101001 01100100
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Sophos Mileghere
Ars Goetia Corporation
18
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:32:28 -
[5031] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:Sophos Mileghere wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:someone tell me what kind of pizza i should order? American Hot! gross
Plain cheese?
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Luna Amaria
Hale Industries
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:32:29 -
[5032] - Quote
does anybody know some good cake recipes? |
Spanky Ikkala
EVE University
Ivy League
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:32:29 -
[5033] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote: the average salary of a CCP employee does not encourage that employee to work as hard
Thankfully not being in America, some people work hard because they beleive in what they are doing, not purely for the cash. I've me so many CCP devs and they LOVE the game and they LOVE the community - I'd rather CCP were trying to fix my game than someone only interested in the money :)
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Grisha Altol
Guards Assault Corps
Infinity Space.
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:32:29 -
[5034] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:21:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY REBOOTING TQ AND WILL BE TESTING A FIX OVER THE NEXT 30 MIN
http://s1.developerslife.ru/public/images/gifs/7330cc83-5772-455a-9b2c-007416bf0a16.gif |
Veritas Luxmea
Rehn Industries
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:32:41 -
[5035] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:I seriously think that this problem has extended this much due to the fact that CCP's average employee salary is substandard...*whispers "pay me better and i'll work harder and not eat pizza or take breaks, just pay me MOOOOAAAARRR"
Studies show that people who get promoted usually work less and less each time, actually.
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KiloAlpha
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
Mordus Angels
247
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:32:41 -
[5036] - Quote
Braden Fanguard wrote:Zero Eclipse wrote:Allen Naskingar wrote:Let's try to start the longest quote chain, who's with me? Not me Certainly not me.
definitely not me!!!!
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Heinrich Rotwang
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
98
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:32:44 -
[5037] - Quote
I just realized that TQ is more entertaining when it's offline. |
Chip Guru
Ardat'yakshi
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:32:47 -
[5038] - Quote
Very bored, slightly pissed off, I will get to drink.
Good night to all and good work CCP |
Dr. Dice
Aurum-Sol
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:32:59 -
[5039] - Quote
Max Mayweather wrote:Zero Eclipse wrote:Allen Naskingar wrote:Let's try to start the longest quote chain, who's with me? Not me quotyquote
Wouldn't the smarter plan be to start with a quote chain thats already long? |
Paranoid Lunatic
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:33:03 -
[5040] - Quote
IT'S bACK ONLINE OR ATLEAST i AM |
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Talija Ni'Ket
State 50th Fleet
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:33:03 -
[5041] - Quote
Allen Naskingar wrote:Braden Fanguard wrote:Zero Eclipse wrote:Allen Naskingar wrote:Let's try to start the longest quote chain, who's with me? Not me Certainly not me. That's the spirit!
#theChainisReal |
Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated
Fidelas Constans
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:33:08 -
[5042] - Quote
4chan SlashPOL wrote:Jonathan Wraith Estemaire wrote:4chan SlashPOL wrote:Tsuki Shara Omaristos wrote:Xenuria wrote:01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 01110011 00111010 00101111 00101111 01110111 01110111 01110111 00101110 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110100 01110101 01100010 01100101 00101110 01100011 01101111 01101101 00101111 01110000 01101100 01100001 01111001 01101100 01101001 01110011 01110100 00111111 01101100 01101001 01110011 01110100 00111101 01010000 01001100 01001010 00111000 01101010 01010100 01010000 01111001 01011001 01101011 01101110 01101000 01101001 01110001 01110100 01001111 01101101 01001001 00111001 01010010 01101101 01011010 01010101 01100101 01000001 00110001 01100100 01010100 01100111 01111010 01010010 01100111 01000101 00101101 00100000 01000110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101001 01101100 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101001 01110100 00101110 01001101 01111001 00100000 01100010 01110010 01100001 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100111 01100101 01110100 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100100 01110101 01101101 01100010 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101111 01101101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110011 01100101 01000100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101111 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110011 01110100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00111111 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01110011 01110000 01100101 01100001 01101011 00100000 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01110011 01101111 01110010 01110010 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101000 01100101 01100001 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00101110 00100000
0001010111001110111010001011110010101101010111010111011000010101110101011000101101110110000011110110110100010111010100001011101000101001110001011100101000101001110010111100110111011100101110101000111010110001001110001110001010001010001110101100010111001100011001011100001001100011110101110111001010111100100011001101110011111000101000101110010111011011101001111010111001101100 |
Pyreice
Twenty Questions
RAZOR Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:33:14 -
[5043] - Quote
Flatulance McFarts wrote:STARTUP TIMER!!! IS THIS IT??
Nope. Another .1 Iskies Please.
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Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:33:14 -
[5044] - Quote
303130303130313120303130303031303120303130303031303120303130313030303020303031303030303020303130313031303120303130313030303020303031303030303020303130313031303020303130303130303020303130303031303120303031303030303020303130313030303020303130303030303120303130303030313120303130303031303120 |
ivona fly
Black Fox Marauders
Spaceship Bebop
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:33:15 -
[5045] - Quote
4chan SlashPOL wrote:Jonathan Wraith Estemaire wrote:4chan SlashPOL wrote:Tsuki Shara Omaristos wrote:Xenuria wrote:01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 01110011 00111010 00101111 00101111 01110111 01110111 01110111 00101110 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110100 01110101 01100010 01100101 00101110 01100011 01101111 01101101 00101111 01110000 01101100 01100001 01111001 01101100 01101001 01110011 01110100 00111111 01101100 01101001 01110011 01110100 00111101 01010000 01001100 01001010 00111000 01101010 01010100 01010000 01111001 01011001 01101011 01101110 01101000 01101001 01110001 01110100 01001111 01101101 01001001 00111001 01010010 01101101 01011010 01010101 01100101 01000001 00110001 01100100 01010100 01100111 01111010 01010010 01100111 01000101 00101101 00100000 01000110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101001 01101100 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101001 01110100 00101110 01001101 01111001 00100000 01100010 01110010 01100001 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100111 01100101 01110100 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100100 01110101 01101101 01100010 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101111 01101101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110011 01100101 01000100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101111 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110011 01110100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00111111 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01110011 01110000 01100101 01100001 01101011 00100000 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01110011 01101111 01110010 01110010 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101000 01100101 01100001 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00101110 00100000
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Nelson Hoaver
Curse of Knowledge
Cruis3rs Cr3w
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:33:20 -
[5046] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:I seriously think that this problem has extended this much due to the fact that CCP's average employee salary is substandard...*whispers "pay me better and i'll work harder and not eat pizza or take breaks, just pay me MOOOOAAAARRR"
Hello Alliancemate |
Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:33:22 -
[5047] - Quote
Joshke wrote:Dear CCP,
is it possible to launch an text-based concole Eve client?
I'd appreciate it very much.
http://enter-the-oasis.com/
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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McBarnacle
Varangian Sentinels
17
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:33:26 -
[5048] - Quote
ivona fly wrote:Dr. Dice wrote:McBarnacle wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
30 minutes to eat pizza?!!! I hope that meant 6 pizzas each or I will have lost my faith in CCP. It is a job man, they get breaks. Breaks actually improve efficiency so don't even ***** about it. I read from this he is just joking about how much pizza they should be able to eat, like a contest, not that he is upset they are eating pizza
Exactly, they should have had time to eat 6 pizzas in 30 minutes and maybe even get a round or two in.
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Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3519
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:33:32 -
[5049] - Quote
Dr. Dice wrote:Vincent Athena wrote:Apparently quite a few bored players are actually clicking on the link in my sig, and discovering that, yes, I really did write Frozen fanfiction.
BTW, you don't need to be embarrassed. You can read the entire thing. So did they build a snowman?
Yes.
Also a new ice palace get built, then destroyed. Anna gets to say "Hi" to a wolf from a distance of two inches, and Olaf gets torn to bits. Twice. And there are ships! Well, sailing ships.
Know a Frozen fan? Check this out
Frozen fanfiction
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Sophos Mileghere
Ars Goetia Corporation
18
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:33:33 -
[5050] - Quote
Paranoid Lunatic wrote:IT'S bACK ONLINE OR ATLEAST i AM
-10 for douchebaggary |
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Crasyemo
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:33:44 -
[5051] - Quote
Im still waiting CCP (selfie)
https://xbradtc.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/skeleton-computer.jpg
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Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
31
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:33:47 -
[5052] - Quote
Sophos Mileghere wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:Sophos Mileghere wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:someone tell me what kind of pizza i should order? American Hot! gross Plain cheese?
what is american hot. is there ground up ppl parts in my pizza with hot sauce. you're messed
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Erion Black
The Amarrian Sentinels
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:33:47 -
[5053] - Quote
KiloAlpha wrote:come on autotards , someone say summin stupid so i can tell you to stfu
Summin stupid :)
^ isn't that stupid though. A contridictory in itself. |
Tovo-vich Armer
TAOEISM
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:33:50 -
[5054] - Quote
KiloAlpha wrote:Braden Fanguard wrote:Zero Eclipse wrote:Allen Naskingar wrote:Let's try to start the longest quote chain, who's with me? Not me Certainly not me. definitely not me!!!!
oh hell no ... not me. |
Araceli Gabriela
Brutor Urban Development and Planning
20
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:33:50 -
[5055] - Quote
Spanky Ikkala wrote:Cephalosa Galactica wrote: the average salary of a CCP employee does not encourage that employee to work as hard Some people work hard because they believe in what they are doing, not purely for the cash. I've met so many CCP devs and they LOVE the game and they LOVE the community - I'd rather CCP were trying to fix my game than someone only interested in the money :)
sounds like you havent really had a job lol |
Ridean
Southern Cross Incorporated
Flying Dangerous
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:33:52 -
[5056] - Quote
Have you turned it off and on again? |
Cat silth
ASH TO DUST
Obsidian Descendants
26
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:33:55 -
[5057] - Quote
Nearly bed time for me up early for work , thanks ccp for being there....... |
Asyntara
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:33:56 -
[5058] - Quote
Dr. Dice wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:someone tell me what kind of pizza i should order? Italian Sausage and olives.
pepperoni and bacon here
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KiloAlpha
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
Mordus Angels
247
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:33:56 -
[5059] - Quote
Tovo-vich Armer wrote:KiloAlpha wrote:Tovo-vich Armer wrote:Mirasis Alsor wrote:KiloAlpha wrote:come on autotards , someone say summin stupid so i can tell you to stfu "summin stupid" summin stupid so i can tell you to stfu i like black chicks personally I do not care what color my pre-adult birds are.
i guess your also banned from parks lmao
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Urdnot 707
The Scope
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:33:59 -
[5060] - Quote
Stay strong against the silence ! |
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Joshke
YIP.
39
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:34:04 -
[5061] - Quote
Allen Naskingar wrote:Braden Fanguard wrote:Zero Eclipse wrote:Allen Naskingar wrote:Let's try to start the longest quote chain, who's with me? Not me Certainly not me. That's the spirit!
i'm happy |
Stvndog
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
47
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:34:11 -
[5062] - Quote
Creation Consiousness wrote:You know whats going to happen, all of eve is going to gang up against brave newbies inc. again ^^
I mean, is BRAVE even a thing anymore?? |
Tony Lennelluc
Dragons of Stone and Steel
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:34:15 -
[5063] - Quote
I'm curious what kinda pizza did these guys get im getting hungry ! Vote now whats your favourite pizza ? name your toppings
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who donGÇÖt.
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Budsin Adar
Blue Angel's
Joint Alliance Blue
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:34:33 -
[5064] - Quote
Okay there is no reason for it to take till 5:30 PM EST whats the major issue did you break the Hamsters again? What the main issue and since we are no allow to play whats the compensation? and if in a Incursion going on what happens to that as well. It ws perfectly fine yesterday. But while I am here answer this as well when we used to check solar system named lets say GEORGE, or Jita it would say ships killed an easy number 400 and podded 12 and 4 cynos lit and yet all it does is show a map Now what the heck is up with that? I am totally not happy grr HURRY UP CCP!!! |
Terry Gillan
Terry's Film Company
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:34:33 -
[5065] - Quote
Here we go for 250 |
Frank Rotsuda
Article IV
Advent of Fate
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:34:34 -
[5066] - Quote
I seriously think if Fallout 4 came out right now the thread would die |
Mourados Denver
Tunisia Holding
72
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:34:37 -
[5067] - Quote
Is there a problem ? I can' connect to server :) |
Kira Dimensions
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:34:37 -
[5068] - Quote
Someone go back to 247 and like my thread post.
It took some effort and I-¦m feeling unloved....
Thanks
JOIN THE HORDE |
Abby Silverwind
Demonic Retribution
The Initiative.
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:34:42 -
[5069] - Quote
CCP please fix so can stop reading tis thread ;)
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil,
for you are with me;
Your rod and your staff,
they comfort me.
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ashton wiler
Errant Endeavours
Sev3rance
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:34:43 -
[5070] - Quote
Before Eve comes back up and I forget this thread even exists in the world... I'd like to say Thanks for keeping us informed with updates! |
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nospet
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:34:56 -
[5071] - Quote
Keep up the good work Dev's.
Thank you for staying late to try and get the game fixed the same day.
I'll just be happy when the game is back up no matter how long it takes.
P.S. don't worry everyone CCP knows how to take care of us when something like this happens. |
Allen Naskingar
UNITAS.
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:35:03 -
[5072] - Quote
Joshke wrote:Allen Naskingar wrote:Braden Fanguard wrote:Zero Eclipse wrote:Allen Naskingar wrote:Let's try to start the longest quote chain, who's with me? Not me Certainly not me. That's the spirit! i'm happy
SOON ENOUGH WE WILL BE THE RULERS OF EVE FORUMS, PREPARE YOUR ENTOSIS LINKS! LOCK AND FIRE! |
Alexa Lothbrok
Triggered.
Triggerkittens
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:35:03 -
[5073] - Quote
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Spar Multendor
The Darwin Awards Prize Patrol
Internet Space Bullies Alliance
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:35:13 -
[5074] - Quote
Is this related to last nights crash?
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Sophos Mileghere
Ars Goetia Corporation
18
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:35:16 -
[5075] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:Sophos Mileghere wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:Sophos Mileghere wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:someone tell me what kind of pizza i should order? American Hot! gross Plain cheese? what is american hot. is there ground up ppl parts in my pizza with hot sauce. you're messed
Green chilli, spicy pork, spicy beef etc - probably called something else out side of UK
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Umhrunn
Colossus Technologies
Project Wildfire
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:35:22 -
[5076] - Quote
Chris Eraclea wrote:"waves hand" there is no EVE
... this might be the longest **** up in eve history it may need to be posted to the Evewiki |
Clepto Maniac
Angels and Devils
Hams United
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:35:27 -
[5077] - Quote
2015-07-14 12:14:34 ANNOUNCEMENT
Aegis Sovereignty has been successfully release on July 14!
I dont think "successfully" means what you think it means. |
FrosTy Glock317
Tyrannosaurus Rekt.
Cede Nullis
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:35:31 -
[5078] - Quote
Frank Rotsuda wrote:I seriously think if Fallout 4 came out right now the thread would die
the second fallout 4 comes out i am not going to be here period |
Indi man
Look Who's Porking
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:35:32 -
[5079] - Quote
Minecraft time |
Danny Aishai
SniggWaffe
WAFFLES.
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:35:38 -
[5080] - Quote
first |
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Max Mayweather
Armada Nakarta
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:35:43 -
[5081] - Quote
Luna Amaria wrote:does anybody know some good cake recipes?
best cake ever, take a bit less oil. recipe is in german
link to lemonade cake : http://www.kochmeister.com/r/55990-limokuchen.html |
Crucial King
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
26
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:35:50 -
[5082] - Quote
An Italian, a Frenchman and an Irishman are discussing lovemaking.
The Italian Guy says, "Wen I finish makin aluv to my girlafriend, I go down and tickle the back of her knees. She floats six inches above da bet in ecstacy."
The French guy says, "Zat is nothing; wen I finish with ze girl, I kissher all ze way down her body zen lick ze sole of ze feet. She floats twelve inches above da bet in ecstacy."
The Irishman says, "Dat's nothing; when I finish riding me bird, I get out of bed and wipe my knob on the curtains and she hits the ******* roof." |
Tyranthian
Ms Marvel Corporation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:35:51 -
[5083] - Quote
Omg best game EVER! |
Creation Consiousness
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:36:02 -
[5084] - Quote
Stvndog wrote:Creation Consiousness wrote:You know whats going to happen, all of eve is going to gang up against brave newbies inc. again ^^ I mean, is BRAVE even a thing anymore??
SEE its started!
Watch me live stream EVE and LOL for charity @ www.twitch.tv/misc123456789
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Dendrobates
Frog Morton Industries
Anuran Origin
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:36:12 -
[5085] - Quote
Launching
edit: doh |
Candida Cantor
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:36:16 -
[5086] - Quote
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LimmEwinks Sintas'Vel
The Brothers of Ore
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:36:20 -
[5087] - Quote
Maybe they should get another server to test this stuff out .
LimmEwinks ... ;} |
Arithron
107th Suicide Kings
Nihilists Social Club
18
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:36:23 -
[5088] - Quote
Alexa Lothbrok wrote:0011000000110001001100000011000000110001001100000011000100100000001100010011000000110001001100000011000100110001001000000011000100110000001100000011000100110000001101100011000100110101001110000011010000110101001000000110100100100000011010000110000101110110011001010010000001101110011011110010000001101001011001000110010101100001001000000111011101101000011000010111010000100000011010010010000001101101001000000110010001101111011010010110111001100111
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LigrayOu Kva
Deep Space Conquerors
Circle-Of-Two
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:36:33 -
[5089] - Quote
Half-life 3 will release earlier... |
Mok teh Viveiros
The Pioneers
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:36:34 -
[5090] - Quote
well time to question something, are the "girl toons" real women? or, are you all screws using bolt bodies? e.e |
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Black Hun Temujin
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:36:36 -
[5091] - Quote
shaaaame |
Razer Mamba
D4RK M00N
Void..
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:36:42 -
[5092] - Quote
Paranoid Lunatic wrote:IT'S bACK ONLINE OR ATLEAST i AM
YOU SUCK |
Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
16
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:36:43 -
[5093] - Quote
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LIES! |
Daemeon Kado
666th Devil Dogs
Void..
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:36:49 -
[5094] - Quote
MinoriF wrote:Reactivated account just today after 8 months inactive --__--
Got ya beat... just reactivated a nine year old account.... |
Hedstrom Bukandara
Space Squirrels Unite
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:36:53 -
[5095] - Quote
K so this was fun for 10 1/2 hours. Now it's just getting old lol. (and by old of course I mean at a beer every 40 min or so it's gotten... drunk...) Call me when someone interesting posts... (a River Tam reference for those of who who may have missed it) |
KiloAlpha
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
Mordus Angels
247
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:36:53 -
[5096] - Quote
Mourados Denver wrote:Is there a problem ? I can' connect to server :)
who rattled your bloody cages , go back to your hole
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Fird
Eve Minions
Poopstain Removal Team
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:36:56 -
[5097] - Quote
Roll back the server to 10 years ago, problem solved. |
Retarded Noob
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:37:02 -
[5098] - Quote
Enslaved Mistress wrote:A bear was taking a dump in the forest when a rabbit walked by. The bear said, "Hey rabbit, does poo stick to your fur?"
"No," replied the rabbit.
The bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt with him.
you're bored |
Chombo Annages
Aedezia
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:37:21 -
[5099] - Quote
Fozzie KOS request filled |
Spanky Ikkala
EVE University
Ivy League
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:37:28 -
[5100] - Quote
Araceli Gabriela wrote:Spanky Ikkala wrote:Cephalosa Galactica wrote: the average salary of a CCP employee does not encourage that employee to work as hard Some people work hard because they believe in what they are doing, not purely for the cash. I've met so many CCP devs and they LOVE the game and they LOVE the community - I'd rather CCP were trying to fix my game than someone only interested in the money :) Sounds like you haven't really had a job lol
Does 28 years in the military count , followed by giving it all up to be a self-employed therapist? I'm pretty sure I've worked excessive hours, in ****** conditions for MANY years and never always been paid appropriately for the risks I've taken. So yeah, I'm qualified to talk about people loving their job and working hard for it :) |
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Damjan Fox
Fox Industries and Exploration
159
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:37:31 -
[5101] - Quote
"Issue appears to be fixed. Servers are stable now. ETA on UPTIME ~30 MIN. Thank you for your patience."
https://twitter.com/CCP_Falcon/status/621394584544556913408 |
Abby Silverwind
Demonic Retribution
The Initiative.
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:37:32 -
[5102] - Quote
REAL FACT!!!
Eve being down tonight has saved my marriage.
GR8 work CCP you just saved me a fortune in lawyer bills :D
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil,
for you are with me;
Your rod and your staff,
they comfort me.
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Valentine King
Zarnfell
The Southern Syndicate
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:37:35 -
[5103] - Quote
Mourados Denver wrote:Is there a problem ? I can' connect to server :)
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Not heard that in last 6 hours before.......
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Achilles Peleous
The Retired Officers Club
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:37:35 -
[5104] - Quote
Candida Cantor wrote:011100110111000001100001011000110110010100100000011100000110100101100111011100110010000001110111011000010110111001110100001000000111010001101000011001010110100101110010001000000110110101110101011001000010000001100010011000010110001101101011
01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101110 01100100 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101101 01100101 01110011 01110011 01100001 01100111 01100101 00101110 |
Malcolm Muutaras
Wan Futuristics
The Esoteric Order of Dagon.
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:37:54 -
[5105] - Quote
Zero Eclipse wrote:Allen Naskingar wrote:Let's try to start the longest quote chain, who's with me? Not me
Not me |
Crash Dummy
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:37:57 -
[5106] - Quote
Kira Dimensions wrote:So I-¦m quitting EVE...
I-¦m gona give away all my billions....
Just sent me some amount and I will send it to one of my other alts....
No, really... I am API Certified....
Just send me an amount and I will use it to PLEX my JITA spamming account....
Make sure you read my Profile. It does not say anything important...
Just sent "COPY PASTE" 2 trillion ISK.
Oh hey, please put a small bounty on me if you are an idiot. It-¦s a waist cause I never undock...
Let-¦s hear it for JITA Spam. (Sounds like a weird sex jelly)
POST your fav JITA SPAM!!!
Love ya CCP. Keep up the hard work.
JOIN THE HORDE!!!
I'll send you some isk if you buy my Geko for 1 million but be quick cause it might have some other mug buy it before you...
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Mdes Ormand
Flux Technologies Inc
Gentlemen's.Parlor
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:38:03 -
[5107] - Quote
Unscheduled Downtime Extension GÇô July 15, 2015
actually soon it will be june 16th :) |
Solt Novadios
Temporary Founded Hideout
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:38:14 -
[5108] - Quote
I go to sleep now, but tomorow i check back for the 300 jokes.
Good luck for the devs. |
Riddler Ronuken
Heuristic Industrial And Development
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:38:15 -
[5109] - Quote
Kairos Antilles wrote:
And he actually tries to defend his douchebaggery. He's got stones, I'll give him that.
Aye, there can be only one.
Miiya Hastmena wrote:
I hope you feel silly.
I do indeed.
Talaris EveningStar wrote:
+1 'accidental' account deletion
Seriously though, if one of my company's customer's demanded that, we'd laugh in their face and drop them as a customer. They owe you nothing. They don't even owe you a status update; they're doing so because they're good people and like to keep us informed.
Self-entitled children. ffs.
Bbbut.. how will EVE go on without me? Also, is this the fantasy play pretend company you dream of having when you grow up or the one you've already driven into bankruptcy with **** customer relations? Either way, glad I don't have to deal with it, if you think a company doesn't owe its clients anything.
Ellecon Anstian wrote:I hope I never have the misfortune of working under you, Riddler Ronuken. Was Office Space written based on an experience someone had with you?
I hope so too. It's especially unfortunate when I have gas.
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lBlacklWarriorl
Ukrainian Soviet Socialistic Republic
Kids With Guns Alliance
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:38:22 -
[5110] - Quote
STOP FLOOD !
Teamspak Skype e.t.c help you |
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Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
16
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:38:22 -
[5111] - Quote
010001100111010101100011011010110010000001010011011010000110100101110100001000000100010001100001011011010110111000100000010000110110111101100011011010110010000001010000011101010111001101110011011110010010000001010100011010010111010001110100011010010110010101110011001000010010000000001101000010100000110100001010000011010000101001010111010011110100111101001111010011110100111101001111010011110010000100100001001000010010000100100000010011100100111100100000010001100100100101001100010101000100010101010010001000000100001001000001010000100101100100100001 |
Pyreice
Twenty Questions
RAZOR Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:38:25 -
[5112] - Quote
Daemeon Kado wrote:MinoriF wrote:Reactivated account just today after 8 months inactive --__-- Got ya beat... just reactivated a nine year old account....
I believe the 8 month one. Anyone could say they beat a reactivation by years. |
Tovo-vich Armer
TAOEISM
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:38:25 -
[5113] - Quote
"summin stupid"[/quote]
summin stupid so i can tell you to stfu[/quote]
i like black chicks
[/quote]
personally I do not care what color my pre-adult birds are. [/quote]
i guess your also banned from parks lmao
[/quote]
I agree that a dirty mind is a joy forever, but in this context I was not referring to anything even remotely erotic.
Mainly stating my opinion on the colorization of pre-adult birds.
and yes I am banned from parks but that is for a whole lot of other reasons.
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Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated
Fidelas Constans
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:38:27 -
[5114] - Quote
Ughhhh Da **** ????
http://prntscr.com/7t57fz |
BlackBeard NL
Demonic Retribution
The Initiative.
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:38:49 -
[5115] - Quote
4chan SlashPOL wrote:Jonathan Wraith Estemaire wrote:4chan SlashPOL wrote:Tsuki Shara Omaristos wrote:Xenuria wrote:01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 01110011 00111010 00101111 00101111 01110111 01110111 01110111 00101110 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110100 01110101 01100010 01100101 00101110 01100011 01101111 01101101 00101111 01110000 01101100 01100001 01111001 01101100 01101001 01110011 01110100 00111111 01101100 01101001 01110011 01110100 00111101 01010000 01001100 01001010 00111000 01101010 01010100 01010000 01111001 01011001 01101011 01101110 01101000 01101001 01110001 01110100 01001111 01101101 01001001 00111001 01010010 01101101 01011010 01010101 01100101 01000001 00110001 01100100 01010100 01100111 01111010 01010010 01100111 01000101 00101101 00100000 01000110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101001 01101100 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101001 01110100 00101110 01001101 01111001 00100000 01100010 01110010 01100001 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100111 01100101 01110100 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100100 01110101 01101101 01100010 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101111 01101101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110011 01100101 01000100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101111 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110011 01110100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00111111 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01110011 01110000 01100101 01100001 01101011 00100000 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01110011 01101111 01110010 01110010 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101000 01100101 01100001 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00101110 00100000
01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100111 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101100 00100000 01110000 01101100 01100001 01111001 01101100 01101001 01110011 01110100 00100000 00111010 00100000 01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 01110011 00111010 00101111 00101111 01110111 01110111 01110111 00101110 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110100 01110101 01100010 01100101 00101110 01100011 01101111 01101101 00101111 01110111 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 00111111 01110110 00111101 00110100 01111010 01001011 01110011 01101000 01010111 01101110 01001001 00110011 01101111 01101011 |
Hizeki
Knights of Azrael
Circle-Of-Two
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:38:56 -
[5116] - Quote
lol cornflakes of agony? |
Nyco Di Valones
EPICentre Syndicate
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:38:58 -
[5117] - Quote
You broke my heart... :') |
Andar Purvanen
Blackwater Syndicate
Spears of Destiny
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:39:04 -
[5118] - Quote
It would appear that the Sleepers are awake.
Death does not deter.-á I will mine until you surrender.
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KiloAlpha
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
Mordus Angels
247
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:39:11 -
[5119] - Quote
in before CCP navigator drinks one to many beers , thinks hes funny and posts in this thread ,,, FACT your not funny navigator your a bellend , i want my banned accounts back .....l |
Daeron Nordda
Sheild Wall Logistics LTD.
Arx Alliance
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:39:17 -
[5120] - Quote
You win at this thread |
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Erion Black
The Amarrian Sentinels
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:39:26 -
[5121] - Quote
Asyntara wrote:Dr. Dice wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:someone tell me what kind of pizza i should order? Italian Sausage and olives. pepperoni and bacon here
no no no... BBQ chicken with a white garlic cream sauce, with greeen onions, bacon, with american and provologne cheeses. Yummy! |
Ruthless Patronix
Free Ships Foundation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:39:28 -
[5122] - Quote
As a representative of our glorieus nullsecnoobcorp Free Ships Foundation, We will be totally content on this subject(DT) after receiving the three hundred(300) complimentary g*e*c*k*o*s and do solemnly promise to forget this insident in NO TIME AT ALL. Will even still endorse Eve for anyone whose IQ>shoesize. Some p*l*e*x donations will be graciously accepted as well. Ill even throw in 2 plex of my own for each one We receive as compensation.
Look at the brigth side of this: when we will finally be able to return to our universal(literally) duties, all research and production, as well as skill training, will be finished and we will have totally clean slate to start work with. |
McBarnacle
Varangian Sentinels
17
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:39:28 -
[5123] - Quote
Mdes Ormand wrote:Unscheduled Downtime Extension GÇô July 15, 2015
actually soon it will be june 16th :)
I hope not, then that really *will* set the record for an extended DT.
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Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
31
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:39:30 -
[5124] - Quote
https://www.pizzahut.ru/ru/menu/hot-pizza
pizza time |
X'ret
Cool Intentions
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
27
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:39:38 -
[5125] - Quote
It's all Fozzie sov notifications that broke eve.. |
David 'Sprocket' Glerum
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:39:38 -
[5126] - Quote
What's more amusing than 9 dev nailed to a tree????
1 dev to 9 trees.
Nah, just kidding Captain Pizza munch&Co, keep up the good work.
Spread the love, they get so little.
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Quattras Peione
SUPREME MATHEMATICS
A Band Apart.
99
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:39:50 -
[5127] - Quote
You, sir, are a terrible human being.
Dr. Quattras Alvar Peione
No, I'm not that kind of doctor.
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Yeng Constantine
Entropic Platoon
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:39:56 -
[5128] - Quote
game time should be extended or SP should be added. |
Doctor Hal Narco
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:40:01 -
[5129] - Quote
A clever person would have spelled "OFFLINE" with the 1s and 0s |
Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
16
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:40:06 -
[5130] - Quote
lBlacklWarriorl wrote:STOP FLOOD !
Teamspak Skype e.t.c help you
yeah guys... STOP FLOOD! |
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Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:40:20 -
[5131] - Quote
LimmEwinks Sintas'Vel wrote: Maybe they should get another server to test this stuff out .
http://eve-offline.net/
Still not a cure-all though.
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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Sophos Mileghere
Ars Goetia Corporation
18
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:40:24 -
[5132] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:https://www.pizzahut.ru/ru/menu/hot-pizza
pizza time
So what you order?
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She Gone
From Ashes
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:40:27 -
[5133] - Quote
I have the biggest and most painful blue ba&*$ right now!! OMG, ROFC, SMD, ubelieveable, #ijustwanttogame #miningforlife #needblankie #wheresmymom |
Zalhera Beliar
Engineering Evolutions Limited
Gatekeepers Universe
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:40:33 -
[5134] - Quote
Jack Danefield wrote:GodMonk II wrote:ok my wife is officially pissed at ccp thanks to the extended downtime her ass is ripped apart !! Pics or it didn't...... Nevermind.
Amarr Station.
Avatar.
Imagintion.
Nuff Said! |
valkir
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:40:40 -
[5135] - Quote
they said screw it we are going to go work on that vampire game you guys forgot about oh and servers going for a full reset no skills for you nuahahahahaha |
Sorin Orii
OriiGen
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:40:45 -
[5136] - Quote
How does Moses make himself coffee in the morning? HEBREWS IT!!!
:Sorin Orii
Sanity is the denial of chaos
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Jack Danefield
AirHogs
Zulu People
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:40:45 -
[5137] - Quote
KiloAlpha wrote:Braden Fanguard wrote:Zero Eclipse wrote:Allen Naskingar wrote:Let's try to start the longest quote chain, who's with me? Not me Certainly not me. definitely not me!!!!
Me neither |
SteadFastWarrior
Mourning Star Industries
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:41:02 -
[5138] - Quote
How long does it take for launcher to up-date status if I leave it running? TQ status? |
Charlotte de'Berry
Caldari Colonial Defense Ministry
Templis CALSF
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:41:10 -
[5139] - Quote
LOL...most of you have small little reasons to cry about this extended downtime. You're just addicted (like the rest of us) but you didnt hedge your bet like I did.
My kid is out of town. Same with my wife. Took the afternoon off from work; never happens without a Wife or Kid support being needed. Got a beef loin and a 12 pack of beer, the primary "working adult in the house" understand this how rare a moment, hour and day this is. It was the perfect plan!
All I wanted, needed and should be doing was killing frogs with Dale in our 128km jackdaws. Laughing on TS as I shovel med. rare beef covered in horseradish on rye bread into my mouth as I use half cans of beer to wash each bite down.
But wait Eve is down? How can this be?!
How much did she pay you to bring eve down?
In the future we should work with one another and the devs wont be needing to eat pizza......if you know what I mean.
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Creation Consiousness
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:41:19 -
[5140] - Quote
Crash Dummy wrote:Kira Dimensions wrote:So I-¦m quitting EVE...
I-¦m gona give away all my billions....
Just sent me some amount and I will send it to one of my other alts....
No, really... I am API Certified....
Just send me an amount and I will use it to PLEX my JITA spamming account....
Make sure you read my Profile. It does not say anything important...
Just sent "COPY PASTE" 2 trillion ISK.
Oh hey, please put a small bounty on me if you are an idiot. It-¦s a waist cause I never undock...
Let-¦s hear it for JITA Spam. (Sounds like a weird sex jelly)
POST your fav JITA SPAM!!!
Love ya CCP. Keep up the hard work.
JOIN THE HORDE!!! I'll send you some isk if you buy my Geko for 1 million but be quick cause it might have some other mug buy it before you...
SOMEONES been to dodixie before, lel
Watch me live stream EVE and LOL for charity @ www.twitch.tv/misc123456789
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McBarnacle
Varangian Sentinels
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:41:25 -
[5141] - Quote
David 'Sprocket' Glerum wrote:What's more amusing than 9 dev nailed to a tree????
1 dev to 9 trees.
Nah, just kidding Captain Pizza munch&Co, keep up the good work.
Spread the love, they get so little.
There is no love in EVE, just war and tears. ( added for those without a sense of humour)
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Glornak Ironspawn
Dave's Tax Shelter
Federal United Battalion of Armed Renegades
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:41:35 -
[5142] - Quote
Kal'Han wrote:Leliana Cami Cotte wrote: nope, they are all watching this forum post an looping on the warrior video
Confirmed that i'm looping the warrior video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwwY9y6O3hw |
Sorin Orii
OriiGen
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:41:41 -
[5143] - Quote
Convicted hitman, Jimmy 'Two-Shoes' McLardy confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures to provide for his dog.
Police admit this may be the first known case of a knick-knack patty whack to give the dog a bone.
:Sorin Orii
Sanity is the denial of chaos
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hipotecadoydesgraciado
Casual Endeavors
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:41:59 -
[5144] - Quote
yeah my first menssage |
evolution666
Australian Belt Strippers
Apocalypse Now.
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:42:00 -
[5145] - Quote
Indi man wrote:Minecraft time
Yes it is :) |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
28
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:42:01 -
[5146] - Quote
My second training queue has been empty since 10 am. I somehow feel like I am wasting time. How pathetic is that? |
Paranoid Lunatic
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:42:27 -
[5147] - Quote
http://i.imgur.com/oisGu8a.jpg |
Sorin Orii
OriiGen
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:42:28 -
[5148] - Quote
A few days ago I heard about a midget being robbed. It is amazing how low some people will stoop...
:Sorin Orii
Sanity is the denial of chaos
|
Loan--Wolf
Capts Deranged Cavaliers
Gentlemen's.Club
24
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:42:35 -
[5149] - Quote
valkir wrote:they said screw it we are going to go work on that vampire game you guys forgot about oh and servers going for a full reset no skills for you nuahahahahaha
dont tease that would be so fun to read about |
Nerin Slate
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:42:55 -
[5150] - Quote
Jack Danefield wrote:KiloAlpha wrote:Braden Fanguard wrote:Zero Eclipse wrote:Allen Naskingar wrote:Let's try to start the longest quote chain, who's with me? Not me Certainly not me. definitely not me!!!! Me neither
This is dumb why would anyone do this |
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Everett Rockefeller
Icendus Corux
Quam'Nocent
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:43:05 -
[5151] - Quote
It seems that after acquiring some marijuana this whole issue isn't bothering me at all. Keep up the good work CCP we are all cheering for you!
EVE players, just get some good ol' weed and watch some EVE youtube videos if you are really feeling the ned to play :P |
Quattras Peione
SUPREME MATHEMATICS
A Band Apart.
99
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:43:05 -
[5152] - Quote
Wow guys, 257 pages in about nine hours. What's the threadnaught record?
Dr. Quattras Alvar Peione
No, I'm not that kind of doctor.
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XTOlivia Crendraven
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:43:07 -
[5153] - Quote
17 Castello Pizzas in a rec room full of games?
I use nothing less than 100% re-cycled HTML
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Lil Gangrel
Adaptive Mechanicus
Eternal Pretorian Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:43:10 -
[5154] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
21:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY REBOOTING TQ AND WILL BE TESTING A FIX OVER THE NEXT 30 MIN
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Alpha Lonefire
True Industral Formation Inc
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:43:18 -
[5155] - Quote
Malcolm Muutaras wrote:5000 - Are you kidding??? 4999 -.-
We wouldn't have 5000+ posts and 250 pages of C**p if you would just find something else to do! Maybe I should play... lets see... Mankind.net Yep it's still running after 17 years. HAHA beat that CCP, but its down times as of late have been longer. well they only have 1 employee left. |
F1k Anderson
DisturbedGamers.
Illuminati Confirmed.
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:43:20 -
[5156] - Quote
Mdes Ormand wrote:Unscheduled Downtime Extension GÇô July 15, 2015
actually soon it will be june 16th :)
if they manage to make it last we should crowdfund their next pizza delivery or something.
Also. Curious if Fozzie is still there. |
mavrick1
WEST COAST FREELANCERS
32
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:43:21 -
[5157] - Quote
well other games are being played
FERENGI RULE OF ACQUISITION-á #177 KNOW YOUR ENEMIES....BUT DO BUSINESS WITH THEM ALWAYS
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Crash Dummy
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:43:22 -
[5158] - Quote
OMG... PANIC... I thought the forum had crashed... Phew...
I had no idea what I was going to do RL's so scary !!!!!!! |
Lusian
Kenshin.
DARKNESS.
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:43:28 -
[5159] - Quote
Ok.... I finally figured out why we are in a long downtime.
<---- A deep breath of sigh.....
It's because of FOzzie Sov. We are experiencing this long downtime because tranquility
is rejecting Fozzie Sov mechanics. We have to roll back to pre Fozzie Sov to get the game working right
again :D
LOL |
X'ret
Cool Intentions
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
27
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:43:36 -
[5160] - Quote
Was worth all the downtime! |
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Ivory Harcourt
Space Ants
Independent Operators Consortium
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:43:38 -
[5161] - Quote
Are you going to say that as soon as I've re-subbed for another awesome sandbox (not related to internet spaceships) TQ is back...?
FML. I'm leaving my job. |
Creation Consiousness
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:43:41 -
[5162] - Quote
Sorin Orii wrote:A few days ago I heard about a midget being robbed. It is amazing how low some people will stoop...
Its not midget, its vertically chalanged get it right!
Watch me live stream EVE and LOL for charity @ www.twitch.tv/misc123456789
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Goin Off
Manson Family
Advent of Fate
34
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:43:41 -
[5163] - Quote
01000111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101111 01100110 01100110 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100001 01110011 01110011 01100101 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01100110 01101001 01111000 00100000 01101001 01110100 00001101 00001010 |
Pliskkenn
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
16
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:43:55 -
[5164] - Quote
I feel like that should be some sort of arcane ritual that can solve this rather than silly things like programming. |
Valenthe de Celine
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
198
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:43:55 -
[5165] - Quote
So very glad that before the Sov update came out I updated all skill queues (most past a year) and anticipated issues, so made sure all towers had enough fuel until the end of the month.
One sad thing, I had a character ready to switch training over to a new remap and can't log in to do it, so this is actually costing me about 720 SP/hour while the downtime continues and I can't update those attributes. The requests for SP reimbursement are actually valid, in my opinion, but I want the game working first. (Free stuff on a broken game doesn't mean much, ya know?) |
Gilan Isana
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
46
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:43:57 -
[5166] - Quote
Zalhera Beliar wrote:Dr. Dice wrote:Kesinik wrote:Ash Faeries wrote:Dodge Starkiller wrote:maybe give everyone in-game pizza? I'd settle for in-game pizza I'd save it for about three years and then sell it in Jita for people who were greedy and used it all (still sat on cans of Quafe Zero) What do you use the pizza on? I mean, I've never seen my toon eat, so I don't know what she would do with pizza. I guess throw it at something in the industry tab. Maybe some tech 2 pizza drones... CCP please give us Pizza SKINs for Webifier Drones xD
Tech III Pizza Delivery drones - does pepperoni and cheese damage. . . . . . . .
I really need to get back in game!! |
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CCP Falcon
12116
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:44:00 -
[5167] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Hey guys, As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime. This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST. Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible. Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread. Cheers, - F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
21:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY REBOOTING TQ AND WILL BE TESTING A FIX OVER THE NEXT 30 MIN
21:30 UTC - TESTING IS CURRENTLY ONGOING - NO ETA FOR UPTIME
CCP Falcon || EVE Universe Community Manager || @CCP_Falcon
Happy Birthday To FAWLTY7! <3
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Sorin Orii
OriiGen
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:44:01 -
[5168] - Quote
Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life...
Build a fire out of CCP servers and you end up with an angry mob on your hands...
:Sorin Orii
Sanity is the denial of chaos
|
Yeng Constantine
Entropic Platoon
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:44:04 -
[5169] - Quote
All characters reset back where Eve started. Drifter incursion at CCP office. |
Vlad Draculesti
Catastrophic Overview Failure
Brave Collective
36
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:44:17 -
[5170] - Quote
Since the server has been up for quite a while now....
Vlad suddenly believes they cant automate a fix for the issue and are allocating sov back to it's owners manually right now :(
I blame Goonswarm for this issue. |
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Karl Jerr
Herzack Unit
98
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:44:20 -
[5171] - Quote
Crash Dummy wrote:OMG... PANIC... I thought the forum had crashed... Phew...
I had no idea what I was going to do RL's so scary !!!!!!!
The forum notifications cannot even keep up with the mass of posting here |
Birfield Zane
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:44:25 -
[5172] - Quote
Holy **** you got me |
Kira Dimensions
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:44:35 -
[5173] - Quote
Kira Dimensions wrote:Someone go back to 247 and like my thread post.
It took some effort and I-¦m feeling unloved....
Thanks
JOIN THE HORDE
The 100th LIKE-¦er will get 1 Billion ISK
Just send me 1 like & 100 mil ISK to confirm your participation in this FORUM FUN TIME
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jackie Altol
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:44:40 -
[5174] - Quote
hopefully the server will be fixed, if not keep up the hard work
(to devs)also have a nice day :) |
Iff Ananai
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:44:48 -
[5175] - Quote
Just wanted to post, to let all know I care about this extended unscheduled downtime extension too.
Have a nice day. Or what is left of it. |
Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
16
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:44:53 -
[5176] - Quote
Jack Danefield wrote:KiloAlpha wrote:Braden Fanguard wrote:Zero Eclipse wrote:Allen Naskingar wrote:Let's try to start the longest quote chain, who's with me? Not me Certainly not me. definitely not me!!!! Me neither
This is dumb why would anyone do this[/quote]
It's really very immature. I wouldn't ever do this |
Valentine King
Zarnfell
The Southern Syndicate
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:44:57 -
[5177] - Quote
hipotecadoydesgraciado wrote:yeah my first menssage
And the way things are going - probably not your last |
Dominus DiMilano
Justified Chaos
Spaceship Bebop
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:45:02 -
[5178] - Quote
JimBob Rock does on vacay and the entire Eve Universe goes to poop. |
Dredd Lok
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:45:06 -
[5179] - Quote
Ohmergerd......nooooooooooooooo. This game is a drug and I'm getting the withdrawal shakes!!!!!!
|
Gortaak
Universal Hivemind
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:45:06 -
[5180] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
21:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY REBOOTING TQ AND WILL BE TESTING A FIX OVER THE NEXT 30 MIN
Looks like you guys zigged when you should have zagged. Rookie mistake. |
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bladerunnr25
Face-Down-Guns-Up
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:45:20 -
[5181] - Quote
omg how long dose it take to fixs |
Jenock Talvanen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:45:26 -
[5182] - Quote
Indi man wrote:Minecraft time
Whus da wecommended amount of deditated wam I should have fuw suwrvuh? |
Locke Eistiras
State War Academy
Caldari State
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:45:28 -
[5183] - Quote
So since there are so many trolls and veterans here, I just upgraded my trial account today. Which skills does that open up that I should be training? Going to start stealth if ther servers ever come back but are there any others? |
She Gone
From Ashes
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:45:31 -
[5184] - Quote
Charlotte de'Berry wrote:LOL...most of you have small little reasons to cry about this extended downtime. You're just addicted (like the rest of us) but you didnt hedge your bet like I did.
My kid is out of town. Same with my wife. Took the afternoon off from work; never happens without a Wife or Kid support being needed. Got a beef loin and a 12 pack of beer, the primary "working adult in the house" understand how rare a moment, hour and day this is. It was the perfect plan!
All I wanted, needed and should be doing was killing frogs with Dale in our 128km jackdaws. Laughing on TS as I shovel med. rare beef covered in horseradish on rye bread into my mouth as I use half cans of beer to wash each bite down.
But wait Eve is down? How can this be?!
How much did she pay you to bring eve down?
In the future we should work with one another and the devs wont be needing to eat pizza......if you know what I mean.
I
___________________________________________________________________________________________________
I feel for ya brother!!!!! |
KiloAlpha
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
Mordus Angels
247
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:45:32 -
[5185] - Quote
Sorin Orii wrote:A few days ago I heard about a midget being robbed. It is amazing how low some people will stoop...
omfg ... did they ever find the midjit??? |
Irina Sokolov
Latuk Corporation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:45:43 -
[5186] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
21:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY REBOOTING TQ AND WILL BE TESTING A FIX OVER THE NEXT 30 MIN
/////
SPACE IN MYTHICAL THREAD, RESERVED FOR RENTAL
///// |
Stvndog
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
48
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:45:55 -
[5187] - Quote
Leaked Photo of the CCP team Hard at work, enjoy https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJ-9hkOWgAQDOR4.jpg:large |
Malcolm Muutaras
Wan Futuristics
The Esoteric Order of Dagon.
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:46:04 -
[5188] - Quote
Alpha Lonefire wrote:Malcolm Muutaras wrote:5000 - Are you kidding??? 4999 -.- We wouldn't have 5000+ posts and 250 pages of C**p if you would just find something else to do! Maybe I should play... lets see... Mankind.net Yep it's still running after 17 years. HAHA beat that CCP, but its down times as of late have been longer. well they only have 1 employee left.
Lool |
Talija Ni'Ket
State 50th Fleet
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:46:23 -
[5189] - Quote
Iff Ananai wrote:Just wanted to post, to let all know I care about this extended unscheduled downtime extension too.
Have a nice day. Or what is left of it.
23:45 here but thx |
Sargon Matrix
Perkone
Caldari State
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:46:27 -
[5190] - Quote
The great thing about Portland, OR is that it has more breweries per capita than anywhere else in the country AND July is Craft Beer month. Unfortunately by the time these servers get up I'm gonna be to wasted to leave the station... |
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Zekk Walker
NewPod Industries
Solyaris Chtonium
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:46:28 -
[5191] - Quote
("Intro") Blah Blah Blah, Post count padding, Blah blah required EVE dev bash, rar rar paying customer.
("Body") ("Insert semi witty phrase or retort below here")
Why press one for English?
Merica
Thanks Obama
("End")
Ore is Life and Life is Change
|
JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc
Brave Collective
18
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:46:29 -
[5192] - Quote
LigrayOu Kva wrote:Half-life 3 will release earlier...
ahah |
Mourados Denver
Tunisia Holding
72
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:47:01 -
[5193] - Quote
D+¬j+á vu, . . . This topic remind me topics after Incarna deployment DT |
Yeng Constantine
Entropic Platoon
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:47:04 -
[5194] - Quote
Drifter incursion at CCP office.
Bring back our game time!!! woot woot. |
Arithron
107th Suicide Kings
Nihilists Social Club
18
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:47:10 -
[5195] - Quote
Goin Off wrote:01000111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101111 01100110 01100110 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100001 01110011 01110011 01100101 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01100110 01101001 01111000 00100000 01101001 01110100 00001101 00001010
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Mylena Kare
Space Warriors Alliance
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:47:10 -
[5196] - Quote
The Mistake
I thought the ONE was the HERO
But the One brought me to Zero
I sifted through the zeros and ones
But I could not distinguished the faulty codes
Though no fruition came from my labor
I looked at the forum thread and savor
Eve is real, Eve is dead
I ended with a shart for leaving the forum thread |
Lusian
Kenshin.
DARKNESS.
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:47:22 -
[5197] - Quote
Ok.... I finally figured out why we are in a long downtime.
<---- A deep of sigh of breath.....
It's because of FOzzie Sov. We are experiencing this long downtime because tranquility
is rejecting Fozzie Sov mechanics. We have to roll back to pre Fozzie Sov to get the game working right
again :D
:D |
BlackBeard NL
Demonic Retribution
The Initiative.
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:47:26 -
[5198] - Quote
Yeng Constantine wrote:All characters reset back where Eve started. Drifter incursion at CCP office.
yay cruise missile kestrel |
Bignfurrie
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:47:28 -
[5199] - Quote
CCP you can click the vid if EvE is up when I get home from dinner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFUJrg5GAvs |
Crucial King
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
32
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:47:30 -
[5200] - Quote
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg.
Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."
"Fook off you liar!"
"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?" |
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Macabee sable
POD-PIRATES
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:47:54 -
[5201] - Quote
The authentication token provided by the launcher is of an invalid format. Please try again or contact EVE customer support. |
Tanthos
Tanthos Corp
80
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:47:55 -
[5202] - Quote
Bedtime. This was entertaining. They should break the servers more often. |
Kropotkin
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
27
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:47:56 -
[5203] - Quote
Pray that they have not tried to sign up Little Bobby Tables!
https://xkcd.com/327/ |
Senator316 Cadelanne
Wings of Evil
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:48:21 -
[5204] - Quote
Birfield Zane wrote:Holy **** you got me
Got me to you bad bad little man |
Doctor Hal Narco
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:48:35 -
[5205] - Quote
massive downtime ? I thought I deleted my WoW account.......... |
Strupstad
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:48:36 -
[5206] - Quote
Dr+¡fa sig, str+íkar. Eru +++¡+¦ +í t+¡makaupi? |
woody ruff
Pelican.
Nulli Secunda
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:48:39 -
[5207] - Quote
Jack Danefield wrote:KiloAlpha wrote:Braden Fanguard wrote:Zero Eclipse wrote:Allen Naskingar wrote:Let's try to start the longest quote chain, who's with me? Not me Certainly not me. definitely not me!!!! Me neither
Nah |
Lord Shabby Tr1cks
Samurai Syndicate
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:48:43 -
[5208] - Quote
Let's play EvE Offline |
Bigiboi
Serene Vendetta
Brawls Deep
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:48:45 -
[5209] - Quote
PIZZA PIZZA? WTH!
Have them on dry bread and water, while the slave driver cracks his whips so they find the problem faster, "Mush Mush Mush Mush, damn peons, Kapow Kapow Kapow, pssssht psssht psssht *Whip sounds"
I bet it's that lost stripper in the machine somewhere, from the last EVE party. |
Erisi DLarit
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:48:48 -
[5210] - Quote
omg, its not like we have lives to keep us entertained! |
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Dr. Dice
Aurum-Sol
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:48:48 -
[5211] - Quote
Gortaak wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
21:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY REBOOTING TQ AND WILL BE TESTING A FIX OVER THE NEXT 30 MIN
Looks like you guys zigged when you should have zagged. Rookie mistake.
If you can dodge a wrench you can fix a server. |
Jin-ie Kwon
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:48:54 -
[5212] - Quote
Let's push to 300 |
Yeng Constantine
Entropic Platoon
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:48:58 -
[5213] - Quote
change the port number guys to 26009 and login. go go go!!! |
Ero Adalwulf
Wormhole Mining Minions
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:49:06 -
[5214] - Quote
Ero Adalwulf wrote:****** NEWS ****** CCP employee leaks cause of server downtime, but wishes to remain anonymous... Pictures of the REAL story leaked: The Tragedy and The RevengeVideo footage at 11.... Disclaimer: It's a joke. No hamsters or members of CCP were harmed in the posting of this product of boredom. And on that note... time to leave work. Hope to see you in space later.
I was wrong.. it was bring your kid to work day Gremlin in server |
Loan--Wolf
Capts Deranged Cavaliers
Gentlemen's.Club
24
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:49:15 -
[5215] - Quote
This is what happens why you use BoB's name in vain
you made him angery playing with his holes |
Kigaro Yamuchi
Conceptual Spatial Industries
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:49:36 -
[5216] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
21:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY REBOOTING TQ AND WILL BE TESTING A FIX OVER THE NEXT 30 MIN
21:30 UTC - TESTING IS CURRENTLY ONGOING - NO ETA FOR UPTIME
RAPIDIMPLIMENT=FALSE
DEBUGGER=TRUE
CRASHDUMP= "see readme file"
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Luis Norelius
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:49:41 -
[5217] - Quote
Eeeeek.
I've got 5 storyline missions to complete!!!
I want compensation!!!
Please don't hurry, just fix well.
And garrot CCP Fozzie.
|
Gib Onzo
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:49:46 -
[5218] - Quote
FFS BLIZZARD, we deserve better.....oops wrong forum. |
jackie Altol
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:49:47 -
[5219] - Quote
the second the server is stable it's gonna be like someone destroyed a dam with all the connection requests being hold back :P
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Tbc Fifty-six
Concordiat
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:49:54 -
[5220] - Quote
Destoth La'Rakian wrote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
[/b]
add some bong hits to block all the hate!!! :P
Really tho everyone just chill this is the best game ever made an it is managed verywell 99% of the time **** happens an when you get free content every month up from once a year there are a few issues.
I Want to thank you guys for the hard work you do everyday to keep my reason for living up an running :) love you devs ... stay gangsta
[/quote]
free content? |
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Kal Tasha
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:50:09 -
[5221] - Quote
is it my imagination, or is that an x-wing in the top right corner....? |
Copper Rei
Copper Corp
92
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:50:10 -
[5222] - Quote
I mentioned it earlier, but that WAS more than 100 pages ago......There is a thing that you do just before running an update, it's called a backup. At this point I would probably try putting that in, restoring to just before this disaster..... and spend only CCP time trying to figure out who mis-spelled what in this new config.
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Tydil Flux
Demons of EVE.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:50:29 -
[5223] - Quote
2015-07-14 12:14:34 ANNOUNCEMENT
Aegis Sovereignty has been successfully release on July 14!
2015-07-15 13:11:35 ANNOUNCEMENT
Unscheduled extended downtime on July 15
Aegis is a Lie! |
Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
53
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:50:44 -
[5224] - Quote
I think CCP is trolling me...
My credit card just notified me that my card was just charged for my subscription renewal.
...which was what I bought PLEX for... :/
Why u troll me CCP? |
Irina Sokolov
Latuk Corporation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:50:47 -
[5225] - Quote
Irina Sokolov wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
21:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY REBOOTING TQ AND WILL BE TESTING A FIX OVER THE NEXT 30 MIN
///// SPACE IN MYTHICAL THREAD, RESERVED FOR RENTAL /////
!!!!!Will fight for sovereignity in each page if needed!!!!!! |
Jeppezon Zeba
Southern Cross Incorporated
Flying Dangerous
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:50:59 -
[5226] - Quote
Gib Onzo wrote:FFS BLIZZARD, we deserve better.....oops wrong forum.
I lol'd |
Roydon Clovis
TSOI Holdings
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:51:07 -
[5227] - Quote
FOR THE HORDE!! oh wait I stopped paying them. |
Malcolm Muutaras
Wan Futuristics
The Esoteric Order of Dagon.
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:51:07 -
[5228] - Quote
"Keep up with the hamsters that power the server cluster of the EVE Universe." Eve Online Status
The hamster must be dead.. RIP Hamster
https://twitter.com/EVE_status |
ADM Andria Ravencroft
InnerSphere Alliance
The InnerSphere
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:51:09 -
[5229] - Quote
Creation Consiousness wrote:Sorin Orii wrote:A few days ago I heard about a midget being robbed. It is amazing how low some people will stoop... Its not midget, its vertically chalanged get it right!
So is my Penis. |
Roesjka
The Last Solution Inc
Dawn of Transcendence
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:51:10 -
[5230] - Quote
Mourados Denver wrote:c:// format c:
a:// the disk c not exist
a:// please insert eve disk 1
You mean
cd /
rm -R *
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Slava Gagarin
Space Traffic Control
United Fleet
16
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:51:13 -
[5231] - Quote
movie was intresting , good night people and people from ccp
:)
hope u repair it for tomorrow |
Chigiku
Perkone
Caldari State
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:51:21 -
[5232] - Quote
How about an in-game Pizza item in Redeem Items to compensate for the waiting |
Alexei Kerecsen
Hexavalent Chromium Industries
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:51:24 -
[5233] - Quote
Eve metagame reaches new dizzying heights of sophistication!
Today, CCP Devs secretly roll out the 'eve trancends' update patch, in which players are forced beyond the rigid confines of the game environment!
Free at last, oh yes, free at last!
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Cluckers Chicken
Karrimor Corporation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:51:25 -
[5234] - Quote
Cluckers Chicken wrote:The Chicken are still out there! Remember if you all sing and pray to the great chicken god i sure he will come down in his Spaceship and get things working again.
ALL HAIL THE GREAT CHICKEN GOD!
This could work! Look at the power we all have!
Oh great chicken in your spaceship so high
Please come down and fix our problems
We will sing out to your greatness
Oh great chicken in your spaceship so fine
Please hear our prayer.
|
Yeng Constantine
Entropic Platoon
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:51:41 -
[5235] - Quote
This is The Blockade Mission by the Jove Empire against CCP. |
Karl Jerr
Herzack Unit
98
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:51:44 -
[5236] - Quote
Irina Sokolov wrote:Irina Sokolov wrote:
/////
SPACE IN MYTHICAL THREAD, RESERVED FOR RENTAL
/////
!!!!!Will fight for sovereignity in each page if necessary!!!!!!
Let's create the Blue donut of GD |
Raj Valjurai
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:51:49 -
[5237] - Quote
oooooof... good luck with that. I'm responsible for deployments for a mere website... that's bad enough. Destress. Get ice cream. We can wait |
raymore
Silent Guard
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:52:00 -
[5238] - Quote
CCP can't you do the simple thing and uninstall the latest patch. Then get TQ up and running then sort the code out. and re deploy next down time |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
32
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:52:02 -
[5239] - Quote
ADM Andria Ravencroft wrote:Creation Consiousness wrote:Sorin Orii wrote:A few days ago I heard about a midget being robbed. It is amazing how low some people will stoop... Its not midget, its vertically chalanged get it right! So is my Penis.
Your penis is vertically challenged HAAAAAAAAAAA
|
Arithron
107th Suicide Kings
Nihilists Social Club
18
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:52:11 -
[5240] - Quote
Cluckers Chicken wrote:Cluckers Chicken wrote:The Chicken are still out there! Remember if you all sing and pray to the great chicken god i sure he will come down in his Spaceship and get things working again.
ALL HAIL THE GREAT CHICKEN GOD! This could work! Look at the power we all have! Oh great chicken in your spaceship so high Please come down and fix our problems We will sing out to your greatness Oh great chicken in your spaceship so fine Please hear our prayer.
You need to get out more... |
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Maddog Firestar
Concordiat
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:52:18 -
[5241] - Quote
New player, and hoping I can log in earlier than all y'all. It is the only chance I have to survive.
Does this happen often? First time I have seen this but only been on for 5 weeks. |
Kal'Han
Win or Die
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:52:34 -
[5242] - Quote
Copper Rei wrote:I mentioned it earlier, but that WAS more than 100 pages ago......There is a thing that you do just before running an update, it's called a backup. At this point I would probably try putting that in, restoring to just before this disaster..... and spend only CCP time trying to figure out who mis-spelled what in this new config.
thanks captain informatica
pretty sure that works on dozen of different server doing dozens of things with tera and tera of data that would probably need 4 hours or more to backup |
Sexy Cakes
Have A Seat
951
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:52:45 -
[5243] - Quote
I'm getting better with Yasuo.
By the time the server is up I may be bronze 4!
Not today spaghetti.
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Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:53:11 -
[5244] - Quote
That's the one off of an employee's twitter account:
https://twitter.com/CCP_Goliath/status/621423658096021504
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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Crucial King
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
32
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:53:19 -
[5245] - Quote
Roesjka wrote:Mourados Denver wrote:c:// format c:
a:// the disk c not exist
a:// please insert eve disk 1 You mean cd / rm -R *
You still got it wrong:
cd /
rm -fr *
You gotta force that shiznet or it just aint worth doing. |
Crash Dummy
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:53:30 -
[5246] - Quote
Strupstad wrote:Dr+¡fa sig, str+íkar. Eru +++¡+¦ +í t+¡makaupi?
At last someone who speaks my language... ermmm... whatya say? |
Narka Utama
State Protectorate
Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:53:40 -
[5247] - Quote
[img]http://i.imgur.com/tsBDsco.png[\img]
"At the end of days when they descend
Watch for the coming of the Ark
For within it, salvation is carried"
- The Scriptures, Book II, Apocalypse 32:6 |
Vlad Draculesti
Catastrophic Overview Failure
Brave Collective
36
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:53:42 -
[5248] - Quote
raymore wrote:CCP can't you do the simple thing and uninstall the latest patch. Then get TQ up and running then sort the code out. and re deploy next down time
It would take them longer to roll back the changes and organise a roll back patch than it would to just fix the issue.
But hey let's do it! And get them to put you as the reason why they did it and caused another 8-10hrs of DT while they get that ready :D |
Sexy Cakes
Have A Seat
951
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:53:53 -
[5249] - Quote
Maddog Firestar wrote:New player, and hoping I can log in earlier than all y'all. It is the only chance I have to survive.
Does this happen often? First time I have seen this but only been on for 5 weeks.
Used to happen every single patch back in the day.
The joke about 'Make sure you put a long skill in queue on patch day' was 100% legit.
Haven't had this length of downtime in years though.
Not today spaghetti.
|
Shanza Shahni
Baria Frontiers.
Stella Nova
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:54:03 -
[5250] - Quote
wow i even lost eve gate just then... dont make me go cold turkey |
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Trademaster Rob
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
17
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:54:05 -
[5251] - Quote
Movies almost done. Then time for eve. |
Jacek Bud
Swifts Russian
Legion of xXDEATHXx
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:54:10 -
[5252] - Quote
CCP... please, don't fix before 300 ;) |
Loan--Wolf
Capts Deranged Cavaliers
Gentlemen's.Club
24
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:54:12 -
[5253] - Quote
Maddog Firestar wrote:New player, and hoping I can log in earlier than all y'all. It is the only chance I have to survive.
Does this happen often? First time I have seen this but only been on for 5 weeks.
not ofen now days but does happen
used to be a thing back in 2011
|
Valentine King
Zarnfell
The Southern Syndicate
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:54:17 -
[5254] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:ADM Andria Ravencroft wrote:Creation Consiousness wrote:Sorin Orii wrote:A few days ago I heard about a midget being robbed. It is amazing how low some people will stoop... Its not midget, its vertically chalanged get it right! So is my Penis. Your penis is vertically challenged HAAAAAAAAAAA
Could be worse - could be horizontally challenged...........
|
Wondertoon
DMFRA
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:54:25 -
[5255] - Quote
can't chewbacca fix it ? |
Dr. Dice
Aurum-Sol
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:54:33 -
[5256] - Quote
Sexy Cakes wrote:I'm getting better with Yasuo.
By the time the server is up I may be bronze 4!
There's your problem. Don't play Yasuo. You want out of bronze you gotta jungle. Master the jungle and you will get to plat in no time. |
Captain Robert Rabbit-Fleet
The Dark Night Rises
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:54:40 -
[5257] - Quote
Free plex, ships, isk or even some skill points would be nice for our downtime |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
32
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:54:54 -
[5258] - Quote
Valentine King wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:ADM Andria Ravencroft wrote:Creation Consiousness wrote:Sorin Orii wrote:A few days ago I heard about a midget being robbed. It is amazing how low some people will stoop... Its not midget, its vertically chalanged get it right! So is my Penis. Your penis is vertically challenged HAAAAAAAAAAA Could be worse - could be horizontally challenged...........
As round as a tuna can
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jackie Altol
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:54:56 -
[5259] - Quote
"i have become death, destroyer of servers" |
Drigo Segvian
Black Fox Marauders
Spaceship Bebop
17
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:55:01 -
[5260] - Quote
MinoriF wrote:Reactivated account just today after 8 months inactive --__--
So its your fault
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David 'Sprocket' Glerum
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:55:03 -
[5261] - Quote
Oh and to all those isk grief-callers;
The reason y'all masturbate, is because the only person with standards low enough to **** you is yourselves.
Much love.
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Merid Asana
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:55:07 -
[5262] - Quote
just had a thought - what happens to all my Auction offers that were due to finish today??
will they still finish or rollover another day / 12 hours??!!
ok, i know - thats pretty petty when the whole server is burning!! |
Mariam Sura
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:55:12 -
[5263] - Quote
it was the Russians.. I knew it. |
Emma Verondi
MSE-corp
20
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:55:16 -
[5264] - Quote
Ok, enough of this for me.. I'm off to bed!
"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
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Paranoid Lunatic
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:55:28 -
[5265] - Quote
I'm confused as to why it is taking so long they know what they patched and what code was introduced into the system but they still seem clueless to the problem. |
Leaky Johnson
Dogs of Capitalism Stellar Trade Clearinghouse
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:55:29 -
[5266] - Quote
I'm betting people start to really get nasty on the board around post 7000 or about 8pm eastern time |
Goat Poker
x Infected x
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:55:32 -
[5267] - Quote
Kal'Han wrote:Copper Rei wrote:I mentioned it earlier, but that WAS more than 100 pages ago......There is a thing that you do just before running an update, it's called a backup. At this point I would probably try putting that in, restoring to just before this disaster..... and spend only CCP time trying to figure out who mis-spelled what in this new config.
thanks captain informatica pretty sure that works on dozen of different server doing dozens of things with tera and tera of data that would probably need 4 hours or more to backup
Don't care enough to all worked up. **** happens. Thanks for spending the hard time getting it back up and running and GL. |
Malwina Broniewska
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:55:35 -
[5268] - Quote
let's all pray to BOB... |
Naxirian
Target Acquired
26
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:55:50 -
[5269] - Quote
Sexy Cakes wrote:Maddog Firestar wrote:New player, and hoping I can log in earlier than all y'all. It is the only chance I have to survive.
Does this happen often? First time I have seen this but only been on for 5 weeks. Used to happen every single patch back in the day. The joke about 'Make sure you put a long skill in queue on patch day' was 100% legit. Haven't had this length of downtime in years though.
Remember that time the server went down for like 24 hours? They had to give everyone SP to make up for it lol.... |
Max Mayweather
Armada Nakarta
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:55:51 -
[5270] - Quote
whoever postet the link of that game http://agar.io/
best onlinegame ever. play this and you will forget eve at least for a moment |
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Karl Jerr
Herzack Unit
98
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:55:56 -
[5271] - Quote
The Amarr prophecy was real |
Strupstad
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:56:06 -
[5272] - Quote
Maddog Firestar wrote:
Haven't had this length of downtime in years though.
Must be a "welcome back" gift to me. |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
32
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:56:20 -
[5273] - Quote
Mariam Sura wrote:it was the Russians.. I knew it.
Deny all accusations
|
Kigaro Yamuchi
Conceptual Spatial Industries
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:56:26 -
[5274] - Quote
Roesjka wrote:Mourados Denver wrote:c:// format c:
a:// the disk c not exist
a:// please insert eve disk 1 You mean cd / rm -R *
much linux on CCP servers?
/sudo apt-get tranquility.lib |
Alpha Lonefire
True Industral Formation Inc
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:56:34 -
[5275] - Quote
Ok everyone stop talking about me... my ears won't quit ringing!!!! |
Riant Flanchalad
Thirteenth Company.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:56:38 -
[5276] - Quote
Paranoid Lunatic wrote:I'm confused as to why it is taking so long they know what they patched and what code was introduced into the system but they still seem clueless to the problem.
I found the one person on the planet that knows less about script writing and computers than I do... |
Ruskarn Andedare
Lion Investments
734
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:56:39 -
[5277] - Quote
Good luck everyone! |
NamretsO Ormand
Ultimatum.
The Bastion
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:56:39 -
[5278] - Quote
Relax, guys we are probably all going to be compensated +4 implants so we can abuse the buy orders and make our variable fortunes. |
Taawuz
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Snuffed Out
42
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:56:40 -
[5279] - Quote
All aboard the threadnaut, siege is green, siege is green.
Primary is the EvE server. |
Copper Rei
Copper Corp
92
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:56:40 -
[5280] - Quote
Kal'Han wrote:Copper Rei wrote:I mentioned it earlier, but that WAS more than 100 pages ago......There is a thing that you do just before running an update, it's called a backup. At this point I would probably try putting that in, restoring to just before this disaster..... and spend only CCP time trying to figure out who mis-spelled what in this new config.
thanks captain informatica pretty sure that works on dozen of different server doing dozens of things with tera and tera of data that would probably need 4 hours or more to backup
Incrementals are all that are done and it is done by the blocks and not the data............takes no time at all since they go off public network prior.... |
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leifeline
CONTRIVE
Gentlemen's.Parlor
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:56:44 -
[5281] - Quote
I need Eve Online!!! |
Hizeki
Knights of Azrael
Circle-Of-Two
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:56:51 -
[5282] - Quote
i feel bad for those that took a sick day from work to do some eve online. |
Sotetseg Crendraven
Lords of Conflicted Industries
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:56:56 -
[5283] - Quote
Chris Eraclea wrote:"waves hand" there is no EVE
O.o That looks like a Sims reference.... |
Bellerian
Out of Focus
Odin's Call
30
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:56:59 -
[5284] - Quote
Captain Robert Rabbit-Fleet wrote:Free plex, ships, isk or even some skill points would be nice for our downtime Your forgot the Geko's lol, all these seem to be the most common request. And I have yet to see CCP give out any one of them due to down time. But one could only wish.
|
Allen Naskingar
UNITAS.
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:57:04 -
[5285] - Quote
Max Mayweather wrote:whoever postet the link of that game http://agar.io/ best onlinegame ever. play this and you will forget eve at least for a moment
its time consuming but such ******* bullshit.
its a fun game but the controls lag a ton and if you get a big bubble its game over for anyone else |
xe0n dr0id
Marche au Supplice
Slightly Sexual
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:57:08 -
[5286] - Quote
Mariam Sura wrote:it was the Russians.. I knew it.
Bloody Russians!
http://memecrunch.com/meme/E8A0/dr-evil-hacker/image.png.......... |
Taburnak Headshot
Archaeological Exploration And Endeavors
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:57:15 -
[5287] - Quote
im going to start a mining company in my backyard now. LOOKING FOR MINERS TO WORK FOR ISK. |
Galaxxis
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:57:16 -
[5288] - Quote
Maddog Firestar wrote:New player, and hoping I can log in earlier than all y'all. It is the only chance I have to survive.
Does this happen often? First time I have seen this but only been on for 5 weeks.
I missed the last ~3 years, but before that I can only remember it happening a couple times where the server was down for virtually the entire day after a botched patch. |
exige Alabel
The Retired Officers Club
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:57:19 -
[5289] - Quote
Paranoid Lunatic wrote:I'm confused as to why it is taking so long they know what they patched and what code was introduced into the system but they still seem clueless to the problem.
Its the fact that some of the code got corrupted if it was that simple they would roll back to a back up from before the patch
https://twitter.com/CCP_Goliath/with_replies |
Alexei Kerecsen
Hexavalent Chromium Industries
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:57:19 -
[5290] - Quote
Eve metagame reaches new dizzying heights of sophistication!
Today, CCP Devs secretly roll out the 'eve trancends' update patch, in which players are forced beyond the rigid confines of the game environment!
Free at last, oh yes, free at last! |
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Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:57:21 -
[5291] - Quote
Copper Rei wrote:I mentioned it earlier, but that WAS more than 100 pages ago......
May want to skim the thread as it's been discussed at some length why restoring a backup into a production environment isn't something that can be done like that.
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
|
Damjan Fox
Fox Industries and Exploration
159
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:57:24 -
[5292] - Quote
Let's see, if we can get this thread to >9.000 posts. |
Luca Lure
Obertura
44
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:57:26 -
[5293] - Quote
Ok, let's try it again.
copy con autoexec.bat
@echo off
rem startup script for FozzieSoft
rem last edit 2015/07/15 by Fozzie
rem removed the restart command
cls
echo Welcome El Fozzo
echo Don't forget to feed the hamsters after this script!!!!
echo
evestart.exe
^z
GÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇò
The essence of the independent mind lies not in what it thinks, but in how it thinks.
|
Gadolinium Pi
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:57:29 -
[5294] - Quote
Wasting time losing isk wtf ccp |
Freya Aurora Webb
420 COOP Corp
Cohortes Triarii
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:57:40 -
[5295] - Quote
Leila Numanor wrote:Mariam Sura wrote:it was the Russians.. I knew it. Deny all accusations
Love the dress |
Nikki Issier
Member of Member of Member of Member of
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:57:43 -
[5296] - Quote
}________________<(>.>)>____________________ AMAZING =P________________<(<.<)>_________________
}
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Enn Poinon
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:57:48 -
[5297] - Quote
HAIS DERE GAIS! |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade
19
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:57:55 -
[5298] - Quote
Was gonna try and read all this. Got to page 10 and then skipped ahead to see how many pages. I wanted to try incursions today.. meh. Tomorrow maybe? |
Oberus MacKenzie
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
24
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:57:56 -
[5299] - Quote
"13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE"
This logic... it's too advanced for us mere mortals :P
Quick get the defibrilator! The hamsters are flat-lining!!! |
Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
16
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:58:05 -
[5300] - Quote
I remember when... |
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Dr. Dice
Aurum-Sol
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:58:10 -
[5301] - Quote
Paranoid Lunatic wrote:I'm confused as to why it is taking so long they know what they patched and what code was introduced into the system but they still seem clueless to the problem.
It's a domino effect, one tiny error in one line or on incompatible command and a problem that has been in the system for 5 years breaks the server because it finally found it's niche. |
Umhrunn
Colossus Technologies
Project Wildfire
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:58:20 -
[5302] - Quote
Chigiku wrote:How about an in-game Pizza item in Redeem Items to compensate for the waiting
Someone stuck pizza in the server again! CCP should take steps to avoid this, why wont they take steps to avoid this!!??? |
xe0n dr0id
Marche au Supplice
Slightly Sexual
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:58:26 -
[5303] - Quote
Damjan Fox wrote:Let's see, if we can get this thread to >9.000 posts.
Ambitious .... |
BlackBeard NL
Demonic Retribution
The Initiative.
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:58:29 -
[5304] - Quote
I was gonna study database architecture tonight...now i'm reading this thread...oh the irony. |
mavrick1
WEST COAST FREELANCERS
33
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:58:39 -
[5305] - Quote
of all the days i get the free time to get a good bunch of missions, and i go to log in and bam the server is down, like my mood
FERENGI RULE OF ACQUISITION-á #177 KNOW YOUR ENEMIES....BUT DO BUSINESS WITH THEM ALWAYS
|
Grisha Altol
Guards Assault Corps
Infinity Space.
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:58:40 -
[5306] - Quote
http://s1.developerslife.ru/public/images/gifs/6c8ef766-aefc-4b77-9a34-75f214cbe5a8.gif |
Sotetseg Crendraven
Lords of Conflicted Industries
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:58:42 -
[5307] - Quote
Allen Naskingar wrote:Max Mayweather wrote:whoever postet the link of that game http://agar.io/ best onlinegame ever. play this and you will forget eve at least for a moment its time consuming but such ******* bullshit. its a fun game but the controls lag a ton and if you get a big bubble its game over for anyone else
Other than moving I couldn't find anything to tell me what other controls there were. Worse newb guide than Eve!
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Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
56
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:58:48 -
[5308] - Quote
Roesjka wrote:Mourados Denver wrote:c:// format c:
a:// the disk c not exist
a:// please insert eve disk 1 You mean cd / rm -R *
ACTUALLY
C:\> FORMAT C: /P
C:\> A:
A:\> EVE_INST.EXE
Installing EVE [..........................]
Please insert Disk 2 of 2,920,917,981
Press Any Key to Continue
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Zodegis Woveck
OverDose Mining Corp.
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:58:59 -
[5309] - Quote
I would just like to thank the devs for their continual updates, and all the CCP employees for their hard ongoing work and their dedication to our entertainment. |
Doctor Hal Narco
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:59:04 -
[5310] - Quote
Have you checked for a reverse power flux coupling? |
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Daksa Crendraven
Imperial Guardians
Executive Outcomes
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:59:07 -
[5311] - Quote
Guys!
I ve found the truth.
They are bringing Tranquillity in the real world.
Look what SETI and NRAO did just found!
A coercer warping near our planet!
CCP is planting a PI tower near our moon! |
Blackfeathers
Unholy Knights of Cthulhu
Test Alliance Please Ignore
25
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:59:11 -
[5312] - Quote
You guys are the best - make sure you look after yourselves / eachother. CCP Guard should sing while you work. That always helps. |
Mylena Kare
Space Warriors Alliance
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:59:21 -
[5313] - Quote
Mylena Kare wrote:The Mistake
I thought the ONE was the HERO
But the One brought me to Zero
I sifted through the zeros and ones
But I could not distinguished the faulty codes
Though no fruition came from my labor
I looked at the forum thread and savor
Eve is real, Eve is dead
I ended with a shart for leaving the forum thread
FREE BUMP!!! |
1MHB1
Legiao Portuguesa
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:59:34 -
[5314] - Quote
All us need EVE online.... im bored look around yet lol
Hope the fix comes today.... |
Arch-Magus Mephisto
Black Scorpions Inc
Fidelas Constans
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:59:40 -
[5315] - Quote
We truly are in Epic territory with CCP. We will eclipse the 11 hour mark in a few minutes.
I am not going to tell Devs how to fix this particular issue. However I will suggest more thorough testing prior to patching and again refocusing efforts into solving the game's real problems. Doing so would go a long way toward a healthier player base that is active and thriving playing a game they enjoy.
I keep wondering if JITA Riots would force management to tackle the issues the player base has with the game itself. |
xe0n dr0id
Marche au Supplice
Slightly Sexual
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:59:51 -
[5316] - Quote
Umhrunn wrote:Chigiku wrote:How about an in-game Pizza item in Redeem Items to compensate for the waiting Someone stuck pizza in the server again! CCP should take steps to avoid this, why wont they take steps to avoid this!!???
it was this dude! http://img.memecdn.com/be-lovin-his-pizza_o_655823.jpg
I swear he is a jedi Pizza warrior! |
Captain Robert Rabbit-Fleet
The Dark Night Rises
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:59:51 -
[5317] - Quote
Cant fly cant mine cant do anything in eve atm. Its like real life now cant do any of these things in rl and now cant do it in eve javascript:insertsmiley('','/Images/Emoticons/ccp_cry.png') |
Frank Athens
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:59:57 -
[5318] - Quote
GIVE US BACK SISI PLEASE \o/
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Nikki Issier
Member of Member of Member of Member of
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:59:59 -
[5319] - Quote
lol |
Stase Pidorase
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 21:59:59 -
[5320] - Quote
Inside CCP office : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhoXFVQsIxw |
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Eli Apol
Definitely a nullsec alt
426
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:00:07 -
[5321] - Quote
125g butter, softened
100g light brown soft sugar
125g caster sugar
1 egg, lightly beaten
1 tsp vanilla extract
225g self-raising flour
-+ tsp salt
200g chocolate chips
- Preheat the oven to 180-¦C, gas mark 4
- Mix the butter and sugars together into a cream then mix in the egg and vanilla.
- Sift in the flour and salt, then add the chocolate chips.
- Shape them out on ungreased baking paper
- Bake for 7-10 (Gooey -> Crispy) minutes.
- Take out of the oven and leave until cool enough to eat without permanent scarring.
- Check this thread again
but what would I know, I'm just a salvager
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Frostberry Holm
My Lame Little One-Man Corp
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:00:17 -
[5322] - Quote
BlackBeard NL wrote:I was gonna study database architecture tonight...now i'm reading this thread...oh the irony. So you were intending to study ccp customer payment information databases and accidentally crashed the whole TQ?
|
Erica Javarjot
Quantum Field Theory
Quantum Collective
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:00:19 -
[5323] - Quote
Good Luck CCP! We believe! |
Jeppezon Zeba
Southern Cross Incorporated
Flying Dangerous
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:00:28 -
[5324] - Quote
Sleep time now anyways. Hope it's up when it's time to wake up. Bye! Fly safe! |
CrookedSpade
Mad Hatters Inc.
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:00:35 -
[5325] - Quote
I'm thinking that pizza did not resolve the issue. |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
32
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:00:36 -
[5326] - Quote
Freya Aurora Webb wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:Mariam Sura wrote:it was the Russians.. I knew it. Deny all accusations Love the dress
Thanx.Sexay
|
Ben Bernannke
Vickery Mining Corporation
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:00:51 -
[5327] - Quote
I don't understand, my client says it's ready... |
Quiggle Queue
POS Party
Low-Class
33
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:00:53 -
[5328] - Quote
Grinder2210 wrote:Quiggle Queue wrote:If EVE isnGÇÖt online by later tonight.....
1 - Get really drunk,
2 - Get on comms,
3 - Watch all the Clarion Call videos until we believe we are actually playing. Dont forget to watch clear skys for the 19th time i no i am
Indeed! |
Leeming
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:00:56 -
[5329] - Quote
Hey CCP, Have you tried "Run As Administrator" ???? |
mavrick1
WEST COAST FREELANCERS
33
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:01:08 -
[5330] - Quote
i guess it is time to dust off the old freelancer disk and play a little of that till they can kill all the bugs in the server
FERENGI RULE OF ACQUISITION-á #177 KNOW YOUR ENEMIES....BUT DO BUSINESS WITH THEM ALWAYS
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Nikki Issier
Member of Member of Member of Member of
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:01:13 -
[5331] - Quote
HARD WORK IN CCP =P |
Wolftap
33rd Tactical House Defense Legion
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:01:22 -
[5332] - Quote
looks like a lot of my miners from my system in thread are getting ansy! haha. Its ok boys... Fleets and boosts to make up the day! |
Bellerian
Out of Focus
Odin's Call
30
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:01:28 -
[5333] - Quote
Naxirian wrote:Sexy Cakes wrote:Maddog Firestar wrote:New player, and hoping I can log in earlier than all y'all. It is the only chance I have to survive.
Does this happen often? First time I have seen this but only been on for 5 weeks. Used to happen every single patch back in the day. The joke about 'Make sure you put a long skill in queue on patch day' was 100% legit. Haven't had this length of downtime in years though. Remember that time the server went down for like 24 hours? They had to give everyone SP to make up for it lol....
I don't remember that, it must of been during my break from Eve. That'll be great if they did this, this time around. But then again it might have been due to the skill queue only being limited to 24 hours. Now that you can pile up to 50 skills they might not be so forthcoming.
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Karl Jerr
Herzack Unit
98
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:01:32 -
[5334] - Quote
Burn Eve day |
xupboys
Blohm and Voss Shipyards
Blohm and Voss Shipyards Alliance
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:01:34 -
[5335] - Quote
THE AEGIS SOVEREIGNTY RELEASE HAS BEEN SUCCESSFULLY DEPLOYED!
2015-07-14 12:12 By CCP Falcon
wow I think he was being optimistic with that news |
Tsoula Chimaera
Maza Nostra
The Marmite Collective
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:01:35 -
[5336] - Quote
Ecolo wrote:LETUSDIG wrote:is there any way you guys could roll the server back and boot it for us to continue our daily grind??
or maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?
i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :) Theres is more than enough resources and isk ingame for all players needs,.......not for all players greed!!!! Grow up, stop begging, start accepting ;)
I believe what he needs is a little wardec after server is back :D |
RasTrent
The Suicide Kings
Black Legion.
13
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:01:55 -
[5337] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXv4ZWf25Uk |
Crash Dummy
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:01:55 -
[5338] - Quote
Are we related... your face seems kinda familiar |
Charlotte de'Berry
Caldari Colonial Defense Ministry
Templis CALSF
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:02:10 -
[5339] - Quote
Copper Rei wrote:I mentioned it earlier, but that WAS more than 100 pages ago......There is a thing that you do just before running an update, it's called a backup. At this point I would probably try putting that in, restoring to just before this disaster..... and spend only CCP time trying to figure out who mis-spelled what in this new config.
o_O I suspect Eve has more in common with a SharePoint cluster fed by a SQL cluster which pulls/pushes to an Exchange farm with 4 different DCs, 20 different sub-domains, on like 300 VMware servers, each running 20 linux VM images which are all remote of course from the eve NOC in iceland......so I bet it isnt as easy as restoring from a windows Restore Point.
Hell it might not even be the patch that did it......there could have been an IP release upon check/renew just waiting to happen in one of the hosting center's DHCP servers that was incorrectly set 3 years ago.
Memory Leak ......dead drive, failed secondary switch, a cleaning person, poorly placed water cooler or even a mouse.......hell I once saw a ladybug cause a power outage to a whole city for 17 hours. |
Vypera Blackneck
The Retired Officers Club
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:02:11 -
[5340] - Quote
Daksa Crendraven wrote:Guys! I ve found the truth. They are bringing Tranquillity in the real world. Look what SETI and NRAO did just found!A coercer warping near our planet! CCP is planting a PI tower near our moon!
Nah, that's surely a Nemesis.... |
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Michael Ruckert
Hohere Kavallerie-Kommando
332
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:02:11 -
[5341] - Quote
Playing DUST is looking like a good option right now.
"No matter how well you perform there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thinks it's lousy." - Laurence Olivier
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Lt Mando
New Eden Low Lifes
Separatists
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:02:23 -
[5342] - Quote
i guess ill get a job now or go outside or something .. |
Kreuzotter
Feuer Schwerter
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:02:28 -
[5343] - Quote
Dear CCP,
please try to change you'r wording: NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET.
This we read for Greek issues for a couple of months(years) now. Be more human, try to tell us we don't know, we don't have an idea. We're humans, give us a chance. And respond to professionals why you don't do a rollback. Why?
Reagrds,
A totally amateur of the game and the background |
exige Alabel
The Retired Officers Club
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:02:31 -
[5344] - Quote
Ben Bernannke wrote:I don't understand, my client says it's ready...
because there is nothing wrong with the client, its the server, you can start the game it just wont connect |
Grisha Altol
Guards Assault Corps
Infinity Space.
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:02:33 -
[5345] - Quote
Leeming wrote:Hey CCP, Have you tried "Run As Administrator" ????
http://s1.developerslife.ru/public/images/gifs/3f12629a-244a-4fee-8789-7cccd4b392fa.gif |
Dave Foxingharr
Evian Industries
EVIAN NATION
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:02:40 -
[5346] - Quote
<<---- This was me 7hrs ago cos I had skills in a queue
<<---- Now look at me !! |
Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:02:40 -
[5347] - Quote
Merid Asana wrote:just had a thought - what happens to all my Auction offers that were due to finish today??
As mentioned before, they end.
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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BlackBeard NL
Demonic Retribution
The Initiative.
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:02:41 -
[5348] - Quote
Frostberry Holm wrote:BlackBeard NL wrote:I was gonna study database architecture tonight...now i'm reading this thread...oh the irony. So you were intending to study ccp customer payment information databases and accidentally crashed the whole TQ?
wasnt me!
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Max Mayweather
Armada Nakarta
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:02:44 -
[5349] - Quote
Sotetseg Crendraven wrote:Allen Naskingar wrote:Max Mayweather wrote:whoever postet the link of that game http://agar.io/ best onlinegame ever. play this and you will forget eve at least for a moment its time consuming but such ******* bullshit. its a fun game but the controls lag a ton and if you get a big bubble its game over for anyone else Other than moving I couldn't find anything to tell me what other controls there were. Worse newb guide than Eve!
you have to eats these dots and you'll grow. when you are big enough you can devide yourself by pressind space and throw mass away with 'w' . the more mass you have the slower you are |
Nikki Issier
Member of Member of Member of Member of
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:02:51 -
[5350] - Quote
WE DID IT WE DID IT xD |
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Captain Robert Rabbit-Fleet
The Dark Night Rises
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:02:55 -
[5351] - Quote
Tsoula Chimaera wrote:Ecolo wrote:LETUSDIG wrote:is there any way you guys could roll the server back and boot it for us to continue our daily grind??
or maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?
i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :) Theres is more than enough resources and isk ingame for all players needs,.......not for all players greed!!!! Grow up, stop begging, start accepting ;) I believe what he needs is a little wardec after server is back :D
have to agree lol |
Maddog Firestar
Concordiat
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:02:57 -
[5352] - Quote
Is this what happens because I tried to go through an unstable wormhole? Damn, sorry guys. |
Yim Sei
Watchers of Tartarus
165
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:03:05 -
[5353] - Quote
Arch-Magus Mephisto wrote:
I am not going to tell Devs how to fix this particular issue...........................
[:rofl:]
Post with my main? This is my main - I just overtrain and overplay my alts.
|
Roan Pico
I- T I E -I
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:03:06 -
[5354] - Quote
Coming home after a day full of sunshine, friends and tons of pizza. Reading posts from nerds close to cutting their wrist because they can't play eve... WIN. |
Gilchrist Blackmoore
Tit-EE Sprinkles
Stratagem.
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:03:07 -
[5355] - Quote
I have an old Perkin-Elmer Super Mini lying around someplace if that would help. How long do you think it would take to rewrite Eve in to Assembler? |
Wolfgang Kretschmer
EVE University
Ivy League
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:03:10 -
[5356] - Quote
http://gifland.us/551715
|
Paranoid Lunatic
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:03:15 -
[5357] - Quote
CCP forgot to pay the internet bill again |
Risa Silver
Stellar Evolution Inc.
Knights of the Clan
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:03:17 -
[5358] - Quote
I do not understand the bashing of people who want some kind of "free stuff" for the prolonged and unexpected downtime. We all understand that the devs are doing the best they can to bring to servers back online. I also would like to remind the "stop whining" guys that Eve is not a "free to play" game, so its understandable that some people will get upset. Calling them "whiny" does not help at all.
I just hope that the servers will come back online as fast as possible :) |
Sotetseg Crendraven
Lords of Conflicted Industries
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:03:20 -
[5359] - Quote
New eden is 01101000 01101111 01101101 01100101
LET ME GO 01101000 01101111 01101101 01100101 !!!!!!!!!!! |
Tooth en Marland
Warframe Industry And Salvage
AL3XAND3R.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:03:26 -
[5360] - Quote
i know your trying ccp but its been 12 hours i would like to have some play time totay
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Shanza Shahni
Baria Frontiers.
Stella Nova
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:03:45 -
[5361] - Quote
News Update 2056 Eve online Devs still working on tricky problem... Eve devotees still trying to log in the this vintage game http://i.imgur.com/7HDqbDZ.jpg |
Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3519
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:03:47 -
[5362] - Quote
Michael Ruckert wrote:Playing DUST is looking like a good option right now.
Dust is on TQ, so it's also down.
Know a Frozen fan? Check this out
Frozen fanfiction
|
Vecen Verex
DisturbedGamers.
Illuminati Confirmed.
16
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:03:53 -
[5363] - Quote
Eve Online has finally max leveled on potential updates... the game has died ='(
no one wants to die from eating a salad
|
Kaeen Deathwalker
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:04:07 -
[5364] - Quote
we all know whats going on.. The devs are on the street right now trying to hustle Hamsters.. The pet stores where out, and it would take too long to over night them in.. |
Samuel Triptee
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
105
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:04:08 -
[5365] - Quote
Maddog Firestar wrote:Is this what happens because I tried to go through an unstable wormhole? Damn, sorry guys.
Yep... Concordiat strikes again..... feel the POWER
Have You Hugged Your Frigate Today?
|
Captain Robert Rabbit-Fleet
The Dark Night Rises
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:04:17 -
[5366] - Quote
Paranoid Lunatic wrote:CCP forgot to pay the internet bill again
With all the usd they get from our accounts i would hope not lol |
Senator316 Cadelanne
Wings of Evil
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:04:17 -
[5367] - Quote
F RIP SERVERS |
Wahuumi Huumaii
The Albion
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:04:22 -
[5368] - Quote
CrookedSpade wrote:I'm thinking that pizza did not resolve the issue.
If pizza didn't fix it then it must be a Heisenbug. Nasty critters those.
>GÇ£If life is going to exist in a Universe of this size, then the one thing it cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion.GÇ¥
Douglas Adams
|
xe0n dr0id
Marche au Supplice
Slightly Sexual
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:04:25 -
[5369] - Quote
Ben Bernannke wrote:I don't understand, my client says it's ready...
[IMG]http://i61.tinypic.com/zkip86.jpg[/IMG] |
Talisker04
Ascending Angels
Two Drink Minimum
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:04:28 -
[5370] - Quote
Well I'm to wait one more hr n hopefully ccp has got this fixed by then. If hopefully by the morning, if thats not to much to ask. As i hav sat here nearly 11 hrs waitin for this to be fixed. CCP Falcon I really do think some sp or something is in order here to make up for lost game time. |
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Talija Ni'Ket
State 50th Fleet
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:04:29 -
[5371] - Quote
EVE? WHY?? I'm loosing my religion!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ2yXWi0ppw |
yarasta Armer
Puffheads almost anonymous
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:04:30 -
[5372] - Quote
CCP mining nerd tears |
Ayako Watanabe
Pandemic Laboratories
Shadow's Edge Alliance
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:04:33 -
[5373] - Quote
I'm thinking' Pizza made things worse |
Shanza Shahni
Baria Frontiers.
Stella Nova
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:04:42 -
[5374] - Quote
Paranoid Lunatic wrote:CCP forgot to pay the internet bill again
No they forgot to set auto pay up for the new Sov mechanic |
BlueJeff Azul
Lia's Lavender Corp.
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:04:44 -
[5375] - Quote
Ok, this is nuts. Most here may plex their way through Eve. However some of us actually pay some real cash for this game. I came back to have fun in the void, but 12 hours of down-time wtf! I am not paying to not play.
P.S. Hell, World of Tanks at least compensate their paying players for their screwups...Curious, how does Eve treat their members? |
Gilan Isana
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
46
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:04:50 -
[5376] - Quote
Bellerian wrote:Captain Robert Rabbit-Fleet wrote:Free plex, ships, isk or even some skill points would be nice for our downtime Your forgot the Geko's lol, all these seem to be the most common request. And I have yet to see CCP give out any one of them due to down time. But one could only wish.
I tell you, we are all getting tech III Pizza delivery drones |
Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
16
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:04:53 -
[5377] - Quote
Any suggestions for recent horror movies (not some 1973 flick) that are awesomely violent? I need entertainment |
Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:05:07 -
[5378] - Quote
Gilchrist Blackmoore wrote:I have an old Perkin-Elmer Super Mini lying around someplace if that would help. How long do you think it would take to rewrite Eve in to Assembler?
I say we machine code the whole thing from scratch.
|
Strupstad
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:05:14 -
[5379] - Quote
Dave Foxingharr wrote: <<---- This was me 7hrs ago cos I had skills in a queue <<---- Now look at me !!
My queue lasts until middle of next year.
Keep patching guys. |
Travis Black Thiesant
The Headbutt Heard 'Round The World
Hodor Holdings
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:05:16 -
[5380] - Quote
Roan Pico wrote:Coming home after a day full of sunshine, friends and tons of pizza. Reading posts from nerds close to cutting their wrist because they can't play eve... WIN.
Oh its such a perfect day |
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Angelos Dallocort
Deus-Ex-Machina
Circle-Of-Two
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:05:25 -
[5381] - Quote
Here's hoping for a pizza delivery shuttle.
Nulli coz I&I live in real space |
dnashadow Kasenumi
Lurking Evil
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:05:29 -
[5382] - Quote
All right now im getting twitchy..... . . . .
EVE why have tho forsaken me |
Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3519
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:05:37 -
[5383] - Quote
Kaeen Deathwalker wrote:we all know whats going on.. The devs are on the street right now trying to hustle Hamsters.. The pet stores where out, and it would take too long to over night them in..
No, no, no. That problem is Eve is written with Python. A python got out and ate some hamsters.
Know a Frozen fan? Check this out
Frozen fanfiction
|
KenFlorian
Jednota Inc
24
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:05:48 -
[5384] - Quote
To hell with B-R5RB.
This thread is the stuff of which legends are made. Won't dangle that participle. Nope. Won't do it.
Anyway, when I was about 6 weeks old I tried to fly to see it the battle site. I got ganked in null-sec. I was flying a damned Velator, for cripes sake.
Noobtard.
Okay. I will dangle it. But only if you beg or your name contains the string "chance". |
afkalt
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
1653
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:06:02 -
[5385] - Quote
Vox Anon wrote:Any suggestions for recent horror movies (not some 1973 flick) that are awesomely violent? I need entertainment
30 days of night was ok |
Daeron Nordda
Sheild Wall Logistics LTD.
Arx Alliance
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:06:13 -
[5386] - Quote
Sadly, I can't hold off my alcohol abuse much longer. I'm gonna get drunk playing Crusader Kings, sorry Eve. |
Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:06:14 -
[5387] - Quote
Vox Anon wrote:Any suggestions for recent horror movies (not some 1973 flick) that are awesomely violent? I need entertainment
there really isn't much horror out there worth watching right now. But interstellar although not horror will keep you interested if you haven't seen it yet
|
Nikki Issier
Member of Member of Member of Member of
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:06:15 -
[5388] - Quote
. |
Frank Rotsuda
Article IV
Advent of Fate
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:06:22 -
[5389] - Quote
Tsoula Chimaera wrote:Ecolo wrote:LETUSDIG wrote:is there any way you guys could roll the server back and boot it for us to continue our daily grind??
or maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?
i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :) Theres is more than enough resources and isk ingame for all players needs,.......not for all players greed!!!! Grow up, stop begging, start accepting ;) I believe what he needs is a little wardec after server is back :D
amen to that o7 |
Krann
The Scope
Gallente Federation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:06:23 -
[5390] - Quote
Wolfgang Kretschmer wrote:http://gifland.us/551715
That website gave me this:
http://static.gifland.us/files/2015/05/29/1858723-20150527-5bhFWG.gif
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Umhrunn
Colossus Technologies
Project Wildfire
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:06:36 -
[5391] - Quote
RasTrent wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXv4ZWf25Uk
I was there... |
Yim Sei
Watchers of Tartarus
165
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:06:52 -
[5392] - Quote
BlueJeff Azul wrote:Ok, this is nuts. Most here may plex their way through Eve. However some of us actually pay some real cash for this game. I came back to have fun in the void, but 12 hours of down-time wtf! I am not paying to not play.
Seriously dude dont worry about it.
CCP are hard at work, and they may chuck us a sprat or 2 because of this. Its one day man, not like its gone forever ;)
Post with my main? This is my main - I just overtrain and overplay my alts.
|
Sebastian Voss
Voss Heavy Industries
13
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:06:55 -
[5393] - Quote
Gilan Isana wrote:Bellerian wrote:Captain Robert Rabbit-Fleet wrote:Free plex, ships, isk or even some skill points would be nice for our downtime Your forgot the Geko's lol, all these seem to be the most common request. And I have yet to see CCP give out any one of them due to down time. But one could only wish. I tell you, we are all getting tech III Pizza delivery drones
Oh, I so want one of those!
Ah well. I was hoping to see a recent update about what was happening. Time to go do something different. |
Gilchrist Blackmoore
Tit-EE Sprinkles
Stratagem.
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:07:01 -
[5394] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:Gilchrist Blackmoore wrote:I have an old Perkin-Elmer Super Mini lying around someplace if that would help. How long do you think it would take to rewrite Eve in to Assembler? I say we machine code the whole thing from scratch.
I have used a teletype before. Don't make me do that again. |
Obi SToN3D
House Aratus
Goonswarm Federation
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:07:02 -
[5395] - Quote
if its still broke tomorrow, maybe some of these people will actually go out side. read a book or maybe get a job.. who am I kidding.. |
GnI Amatin
EVE University
Ivy League
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:07:09 -
[5396] - Quote
If I was one of the devs, I would:
- Look at all the code changes that were done in this time period (since previous downtime) in the repository logs.
- Revert those changes to check if they were the problem.
- If everything works after reverting the changes: try reapplying them one-by-one, to find the one that causes this problem (you could do that by date, or by the impact of the change; I would personally go for the impact: simplest fixes gets reapplied first, slightly larger ones after that, and repeat.
- Finally find the fix that caused the issue - investigate what it changed, and how it changed it; the answer must be within the change.
If the server didn't work as well, after the step 2, I have no further suggestions, since it can't just work fine one day, and stop working the second day, under the same, exact conditions. There must be a reason, there must be some kind of change that stops it from working. |
Dr. Dice
Aurum-Sol
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:07:12 -
[5397] - Quote
Meanwhile at the hall of Spaceship porn! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmX7K8noikE |
Aporro
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:07:17 -
[5398] - Quote
When all else fails, do this: https://youtu.be/AjPau5QYtYs |
Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
16
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:07:29 -
[5399] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:Vox Anon wrote:Any suggestions for recent horror movies (not some 1973 flick) that are awesomely violent? I need entertainment there really isn't much horror out there worth watching right now. But interstellar although not horror will keep you interested if you haven't seen it yet
seen it! it's good |
Jack Danefield
AirHogs
Zulu People
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:07:32 -
[5400] - Quote
BlueJeff Azul wrote:Ok, this is nuts. Most here may plex their way through Eve. However some of us actually pay some real cash for this game. I came back to have fun in the void, but 12 hours of down-time wtf! I am not paying to not play.
Yes, and these devs are still working their butts off for your sorry whiney face. Instead of giving them a bunch off butthurt whinery maybe you should go and grow some common sense and appreciate the fact that these people are working for over 12 hours to make sure your sorry ass gets what it wants. |
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Lykie
Black Navy
Elemental Tide
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:07:33 -
[5401] - Quote
If Pizza can't fix that, who can ?? |
bUBbLeS
Galactic Federation of Light
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:07:43 -
[5402] - Quote
did someone delete a database? |
Eve Bushwacka
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:07:44 -
[5403] - Quote
You Guys deserve an award but as i'm poor I give you 1000 internets!!! |
mavrick1
WEST COAST FREELANCERS
34
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:07:58 -
[5404] - Quote
ccp i have jumper cables in my trunk do you need a jump
FERENGI RULE OF ACQUISITION-á #177 KNOW YOUR ENEMIES....BUT DO BUSINESS WITH THEM ALWAYS
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Skullfix Tau
The Iron Bank and Trust
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:07:59 -
[5405] - Quote
Meanwhile in AFRICA.. |
kaytan brant
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:08:10 -
[5406] - Quote
Im leaving for a month and now i cant set my skill queues... sad day :( |
Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:08:15 -
[5407] - Quote
I DEMAMND CCP EMPLOYEES GET PAYED BETTER. THESE INHUMANE CONDITIONS ARE UNACCEPTABLE. PIZZA IS WAY TOO FATTENING AND FULL OF CARBOHYDRATES WHICH WILL MAKE EVERYONE SLEEPY (NOT WHAT YOU WANT WHEN FIXING A PROBLEM) I ALSO HELD SHIF THROUGH ALL THIS MESSAGE |
Karl Jerr
Herzack Unit
101
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:08:22 -
[5408] - Quote
Vox Anon wrote:Any suggestions for recent horror movies (not some 1973 flick) that are awesomely violent? I need entertainment
Try ; Audition
Not ultra recent but sick
|
Orion Calrissian
Paradox Asteriod Collection
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:08:43 -
[5409] - Quote
You are killing me smalls!!! |
insaneopath Crazy
The 7th Retribution
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:08:47 -
[5410] - Quote
Crap still down...... well it has been 12 years of fun too bad I have been part of only one. I know you guys will figure it out . some people are just bully's and pushy, so take your time and get it rite so we can enjoy your fine product .. thanks for all you do to keep us entertained . |
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Mariam Sura
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:08:53 -
[5411] - Quote
u mad? |
Xackattack Avianson
You are a Pirate
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:08:54 -
[5412] - Quote
Damn right. |
Lady Areola Fappington
2607
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:08:55 -
[5413] - Quote
BlueJeff Azul wrote:Ok, this is nuts. Most here may plex their way through Eve. However some of us actually pay some real cash for this game. I came back to have fun in the void, but 12 hours of down-time wtf! I am not paying to not play.
P.S. Hell, World of Tanks at least compensate their paying players for their screwups...Curious, how does Eve treat their members?
12 hours....we're up to a whole $0.24 USD per account worth of downtime.
Offer still stands, send me a verifiable invoice of accounts, I'll reimburse you for every second of downtime, so long as you cover the western union fee first.
If you don't like that, I'll give you the USD equivalent for every ISK you've missed out on, at the current CCP approved USD to ISK ratio.
7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY?
No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided.
--Eve New Player Guide
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Sally Knobgobbins
Lego Legion Labs
Plexodus
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:08:57 -
[5414] - Quote
Come on 300 pages. I believe! |
Nikki Issier
Member of Member of Member of Member of
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:08:58 -
[5415] - Quote
apple pieeeeee ummmmmm =P |
Ben Bernannke
Vickery Mining Corporation
13
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:09:02 -
[5416] - Quote
EVE players now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2N_uvnvGbI |
Mourados Denver
Tunisia Holding
73
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:09:14 -
[5417] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
21:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY REBOOTING TQ AND WILL BE TESTING A FIX OVER THE NEXT 30 MIN
21:30 UTC - TESTING IS CURRENTLY ONGOING - NO ETA FOR UPTIME
21:38 UTC - WE NEED MORE PIZZA
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Mad Wyvern
Space Monkehs
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:09:21 -
[5418] - Quote
Night people. ccp have fun fixing stuff while I sleep. |
Socratic
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:09:23 -
[5419] - Quote
I'm sorry you guys are having a tough time!
To all the whiners, it would probably just be wise to be patient!
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Yim Sei
Watchers of Tartarus
165
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:09:35 -
[5420] - Quote
kaytan brant wrote:Im leaving for a month and now i cant set my skill queues... sad day :(
really?
Post with my main? This is my main - I just overtrain and overplay my alts.
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Enn Poinon
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:09:37 -
[5421] - Quote
Dear CCP,
Keeping us posted w/ this issue is very awesome.
**** happens.
Godspeed You! Software Developers.
P.S. have any left over pizza? I could go for a slice or three.
=) |
Strupstad
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:09:41 -
[5422] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:I DEMAMND CCP EMPLOYEES GET PAYED BETTER. THESE INHUMANE CONDITIONS ARE UNACCEPTABLE. PIZZA IS WAY TOO FATTENING AND FULL OF CARBOHYDRATES WHICH WILL MAKE EVERYONE SLEEPY (NOT WHAT YOU WANT WHEN FIXING A PROBLEM) I ALSO HELD SHIF THROUGH ALL THIS MESSAGE
Yeah, feed them sugarfree Red Bull, 1 gallon each. And call an ambulance, just in case. |
Leeming
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:09:45 -
[5423] - Quote
Run As Adminastrator.... |
Faylee Freir
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
127
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:09:50 -
[5424] - Quote
Hey, the servers are down. I don't know if anyone noticed.
HTFU
|
Situational Tourettes
Shenanigans 'n' Douchebaggery
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:09:52 -
[5425] - Quote
Nearing 300... Fun reads!!! keep it down, CCP! :D Yay more raging pre-pubescents! keep em coming! *drinks a wine glass full of tears! mwahahahahahahahahaha |
Damjan Fox
Fox Industries and Exploration
159
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:09:58 -
[5426] - Quote
xe0n dr0id wrote:Damjan Fox wrote:Let's see, if we can get this thread to >9.000 posts. Ambitious ....
We can do it! IMAGE |
Whoziwatzits
State War Academy
Caldari State
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:10:11 -
[5427] - Quote
Roan Pico wrote:Coming home after a day full of sunshine, friends and tons of pizza. Reading posts from nerds close to cutting their wrist because they can't play eve... WIN.
#winning. I'm just sitting here at work, loling at all the tears. |
Bellerian
Out of Focus
Odin's Call
30
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:10:27 -
[5428] - Quote
Please, no mad. |
xe0n dr0id
Marche au Supplice
Slightly Sexual
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:10:27 -
[5429] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:I DEMAMND CCP EMPLOYEES GET PAYED BETTER. THESE INHUMANE CONDITIONS ARE UNACCEPTABLE. PIZZA IS WAY TOO FATTENING AND FULL OF CARBOHYDRATES WHICH WILL MAKE EVERYONE SLEEPY (NOT WHAT YOU WANT WHEN FIXING A PROBLEM) I ALSO HELD SHIF THROUGH ALL THIS MESSAGE
Is it just me, but did anyone else read that in a shouting like manor? :P
So much RAGE! |
Iphigeneia
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
33
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:10:29 -
[5430] - Quote
Approaching 12 hours of downtime? Whoa.
Reminds me of Archeage and the many fails that game had/may still have with keeping their servers up -- most patches took that game down for 5 hours or more, and one memorable downtime lasted for three days.
Good luck CCP. |
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Ed Bever
Evolution
Northern Coalition.
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:10:39 -
[5431] - Quote
It has been a while since the last update, you lot too busy or just forgetting? |
Lykie
Black Navy
Elemental Tide
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:10:50 -
[5432] - Quote
Hey CCP, need a Anshar of Red Bull for this night ? |
Waldo Barnstormer
Unscoped
Middle Aged Mayhem
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:10:54 -
[5433] - Quote
bUBbLeS wrote:did someone delete a database?
Probably naming a ship '; GO; DROP TABLE ccp_users' was a bad idea |
Mariam Sura
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:10:55 -
[5434] - Quote
Xackattack Avianson wrote:
Ponce! |
MajkStone
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:10:57 -
[5435] - Quote
Press F8 and boot into safe mode :P |
kimi chon
Wise Humans Sword
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:11:03 -
[5436] - Quote
Oh ccp you lose your bread ? |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
33
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:11:04 -
[5437] - Quote
Socratic wrote:I'm sorry you guys are having a tough time!
To all the whiners, it would probably just be wise to be patient!
lol you used "whiners" and "wise" in the same sentence.
|
Shanza Shahni
Baria Frontiers.
Stella Nova
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:11:12 -
[5438] - Quote
NO... just NO... dammit where's the eye and ear bleach |
Maddog Firestar
Concordiat
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:11:12 -
[5439] - Quote
If Eve Online is Offline, should they set a redirect on the webpage? |
Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
16
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:11:21 -
[5440] - Quote
Karl Jerr wrote:Vox Anon wrote:Any suggestions for recent horror movies (not some 1973 flick) that are awesomely violent? I need entertainment Try ; Audition Not ultra recent but sick
Thanks! at this rate i'll need a couple |
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Gilchrist Blackmoore
Tit-EE Sprinkles
Stratagem.
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:11:24 -
[5441] - Quote
Maybe I shouldn't have named a ship "rm -r"? |
Omnimaximus Plasmaticum
New Hope for the Wretched
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:11:29 -
[5442] - Quote
Will this thread get coverage in Eve Source II? |
Jarystavis
Blackline Industries
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:11:34 -
[5443] - Quote
Probably just a mis-placed semi colon... :D if it is, I wish you all the best of luck. In my limited experience this is the first EXTENDED down time IN a while. No worries you guys got this.
respectively |
Nerin Slate
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:11:37 -
[5444] - Quote
Must keep post count up and avoid falling asleep at keyboard.
I will see you fine capsuleers tomorrow! |
Julien Brellier
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
45
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:11:39 -
[5445] - Quote
Things I have noticed today from things that I have read on this threadnought:
auzzies : very angry people
Europeans: very chilled out and humerous
americans: even more angry and entitled than the auzzies
If the problems persist another few hours, we'll find out all about the Russian temprement! |
Tomski Ruslav
Hull Breach.
The Brew Crew.
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:11:43 -
[5446] - Quote
Your tears are absolutely divine, like a fine fine wine, rolling down your cheeks until they flow down the river of LOL
One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
|
BlueJeff Azul
Lia's Lavender Corp.
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:11:43 -
[5447] - Quote
Yim Sei wrote:BlueJeff Azul wrote:Ok, this is nuts. Most here may plex their way through Eve. However some of us actually pay some real cash for this game. I came back to have fun in the void, but 12 hours of down-time wtf! I am not paying to not play. Seriously dude dont worry about it. CCP are hard at work, and they may chuck us a sprat or 2 because of this. Its one day man, not like its gone forever ;)
Howdy,
I came back to relax and not take things seriously. Working sucks and Eve makes bad men go away. I need my Void fix. Plus, in other games all have the ability to rollback. Why can they not? It would sooth their members ire and make me more incline to shell-out more cash for shinnies. 12 hours of down-time is not acceptable service. |
Kitiara Majerre
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:11:45 -
[5448] - Quote
Is this not the reason for having a test server.
Deploy to test first, if everything is OK, deploy to the live.
|
Freight Dee Kat
Zi-Zi's Asylum
Heimatar Alliance Treaty Organization
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:11:46 -
[5449] - Quote
Lusian wrote:Ok.... I finally figured out why we are in a long downtime.
<---- A deep of sigh of breath.....
It's because of FOzzie Sov. We are experiencing this long downtime because tranquility
is rejecting Fozzie Sov mechanics. We have to roll back to pre Fozzie Sov to get the game working right
again :D
:D
DRINK!
|
Macabee sable
POD-PIRATES
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:12:01 -
[5450] - Quote
Progress...I think.
Could not connect to the specified address. Odds are that you have not established an internet connection, the server isn't running, or the server address or port number was wrong. |
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Tino Braga
Caprican Autocracy
Caprican Empire
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:12:07 -
[5451] - Quote
What the actual f*ck? |
Alpha Lonefire
True Industral Formation Inc
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:12:10 -
[5452] - Quote
Well I'll be back in 16-18 hours. 10 hours work + 6-8 hours sleep. hope eve is up by then. does this mean if they fix it, it will go back down tomorrow too?? I hope it don't take all day too |
Karl Jerr
Herzack Unit
101
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:12:13 -
[5453] - Quote
Maddog Firestar wrote:If Eve Online is Offline, should they set a redirect on the webpage?
On a BoardGameGeek page, cine it is now a tabletop game
OK bad troll |
Animo06
Black Water Oasis
The Blood Covenant
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:12:19 -
[5454] - Quote
Nathan32Derby UK
GÇ£Extinction is the rule. Survival is the exception.GÇ¥
|
Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:12:22 -
[5455] - Quote
insaneopath Crazy wrote:Crap still down...... well it has been 12 years of fun too bad I have been part of only one. I know you guys will figure it out . some people are just bully's and pushy, so take your time and get it rite so we can enjoy your fine product .. thanks for all you do to keep us entertained .
there is a mass directly under your sexual member or penis called the scrotum....inside this scrotum the testis are covered...these are also called BALLS...grow some. |
Kal'Han
Win or Die
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:12:43 -
[5456] - Quote
Sebastian Voss wrote:Gilan Isana wrote:Bellerian wrote:Captain Robert Rabbit-Fleet wrote:Free plex, ships, isk or even some skill points would be nice for our downtime Your forgot the Geko's lol, all these seem to be the most common request. And I have yet to see CCP give out any one of them due to down time. But one could only wish. I tell you, we are all getting tech III Pizza delivery drones Oh, I so want one of those! Ah well. I was hoping to see a recent update about what was happening. Time to go do something different.
pizza drone, here T0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDXuGQRpvs4 |
Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
16
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:12:54 -
[5457] - Quote
Damjan Fox wrote:xe0n dr0id wrote:Damjan Fox wrote:Let's see, if we can get this thread to >9.000 posts. Ambitious .... We can do it! IMAGE
calm down bro.... merely in the 5000's |
Valentine King
Zarnfell
The Southern Syndicate
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:12:54 -
[5458] - Quote
Dev: So, where is this server?
Fozzie: Don't you see it? It's there, right in front of you!
Dev: What, it's in the cave behind that rabbit.
Fozzie: It is the rabbit!
Dev: ... You silly sod! |
Vypera Blackneck
The Retired Officers Club
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:12:58 -
[5459] - Quote
It's nearly 300 pages now.
I think CCP really should give a Gecko to everyone who had a reply for this topic today :)
Come on guys!! :) |
Enn Poinon
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:13:07 -
[5460] - Quote
Vox Anon wrote:Any suggestions for recent horror movies (not some 1973 flick) that are awesomely violent? I need entertainment
Philosophy of a Knife. |
|
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Wolftap
33rd Tactical House Defense Legion
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:13:09 -
[5461] - Quote
I think im ready for an eve like experience but with mechs and spaceships... If a game like that was available, id never leave |
Wabbit Charante
Patriarch Of Destruction
Sons of Seraphinus
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:13:23 -
[5462] - Quote
keep on trying
|
Yim Sei
Watchers of Tartarus
165
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:13:28 -
[5463] - Quote
Leeming wrote:Run As Adminastrator....
Read this in the voice or Cartman..." I AM THE ADMINASTRATOR!!!" :)
Post with my main? This is my main - I just overtrain and overplay my alts.
|
Cyclo Hexanol
The Dickwad Squad
Slaver's Union
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:13:29 -
[5464] - Quote
Meanwhile in Iceland!
Millions of frustrated nerds inadvertently start DDoSing CCP servers by frantically trying to connect to the game all at the same time.
Back to you Falcon.
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King of Stating the Obvious 2015
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Elected by: Random forum alt
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Ahura Kalord
Air
The Initiative.
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:13:31 -
[5465] - Quote
Well I can bet pornhub's traffic rocketed today |
Jad Ellirya
EVE Corp Center
412
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:13:44 -
[5466] - Quote
Good luck in your debugging, and thank you for the effort !
Take some Quafe if necessary! (;
A web tool for your corporation is near : EVE Corp Center | @EVECorpCenter on Twitter
|
Tony Lennelluc
Dragons of Stone and Steel
13
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:13:55 -
[5467] - Quote
Julien Brellier wrote:Things I have noticed today from things that I have read on this threadnought:
auzzies : very angry people
Europeans: very chilled out and humerous
americans: even more angry and entitled than the auzzies
If the problems persist another few hours, we'll find out all about the Russian temprement!
I'm curious what about the Canadians ?????
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who donGÇÖt.
|
TheDoctorUK
Righteous Choirboys
Tactical Narcotics Team
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:13:58 -
[5468] - Quote
Feels like June 28th 2010 again. That was a epic cluster****. |
Nana Skalski
Poseidaon
397
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:13:59 -
[5469] - Quote
Check the cables.
( -á° -ƒ-û -í°)
|
Stvndog
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
49
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:14:06 -
[5470] - Quote
who cares, 2007, get out |
|
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Birfield Zane
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:14:12 -
[5471] - Quote
I demand sisi \o/ |
Bellerian
Out of Focus
Odin's Call
30
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:14:13 -
[5472] - Quote
Ahura Kalord wrote:Well I can bet pornhub's traffic rocketed today
Lol yeah I'm sure.
|
Travis Black Thiesant
The Headbutt Heard 'Round The World
Hodor Holdings
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:14:16 -
[5473] - Quote
Valentine King wrote:Dev: So, where is this server?
Fozzie: Don't you see it? It's there, right in front of you!
Dev: What, it's in the cave behind that rabbit.
Fozzie: It is the rabbit!
Dev: ... You silly sod!
DRINK |
1MHB1
Legiao Portuguesa
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:14:19 -
[5474] - Quote
Much time i dont remember of a downtime like that again, im back to Eve after a while absent and now i take this omg so bored...
Good luck and i believe that fix take a hard work hope and hope again i cn make something today :( |
BlackBeard NL
Demonic Retribution
The Initiative.
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:14:19 -
[5475] - Quote
Frank Rotsuda wrote:Tsoula Chimaera wrote:Ecolo wrote:LETUSDIG wrote:is there any way you guys could roll the server back and boot it for us to continue our daily grind??
or maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?
i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :) Theres is more than enough resources and isk ingame for all players needs,.......not for all players greed!!!! Grow up, stop begging, start accepting ;) I believe what he needs is a little wardec after server is back :D amen to that o7
omg yes thats it...
Start your computer.
When you see the "Please select the operating system to start" message, press the F8 key.
When the Advanced Options menu appears, use the ARROW keys to select Last Known Good Configuration (your most recent settings that worked), and then press ENTER.
If you are running other operating systems on your computer, use the ARROW keys to select EvE Online, and then press ENTER. |
Angry Arnst
W.O.R.M-S.W.A.R.M
Zero Fux.
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:14:27 -
[5476] - Quote
I bet CCP don't give you lost time back as they don't reimburse there own mess ups.If you would stop with all the unnecessary patches that supposedly make game better which my opinion makes it worst and probable why seeing a lot old players just give up
Personally due too game patches and or not doing anything on there own said rules and no reimbursement, due too there own mistakes makes a fella wonder Why even play ffs (violateing there own T.O.S my opinion) WTG CCP just make rookie ships the thing and we can throw asteroids at one another |
Sargon Matrix
Perkone
Caldari State
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:14:29 -
[5477] - Quote
CrookedSpade wrote:I'm thinking that pizza did not resolve the issue.
Time to try beer... |
Tyler Akiga
Perkone
Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:14:48 -
[5478] - Quote
RIP EVE ONLINE 7/15/2015
You will be missed! |
Ted Rockson
eXtreme Co
Solyaris Chtonium
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:14:48 -
[5479] - Quote
dude wheres my spaceship |
exige Alabel
The Retired Officers Club
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:14:49 -
[5480] - Quote
BlueJeff Azul wrote:Yim Sei wrote:BlueJeff Azul wrote:Ok, this is nuts. Most here may plex their way through Eve. However some of us actually pay some real cash for this game. I came back to have fun in the void, but 12 hours of down-time wtf! I am not paying to not play. Seriously dude dont worry about it. CCP are hard at work, and they may chuck us a sprat or 2 because of this. Its one day man, not like its gone forever ;) Howdy, I came back to relax and not take things seriously. Working sucks and Eve makes bad men go away. I need my Void fix. Plus, in other games all have the ability to rollback. Why can they not? It would sooth their members ire and make me more incline to shell-out more cash for shinnies. 12 hours of down-time is not acceptable service.
BlueJeff Azul that is because the roll back date the would be able to use is 3 WEEKS ago which just wouldnt be a good enough fix, also CCP Goliath posted on twitter that thhe problem is not able to be fixed by a simple roll back he said they have already considered that option
https://twitter.com/CCP_Goliath/with_replies
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afkalt
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
1653
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:14:50 -
[5481] - Quote
Kitiara Majerre wrote:Is this not the reason for having a test server. Deploy to test first, if everything is OK, deploy to the live.
Because never in the history of programs or deployments has anyone only been bitten in prod.....said no-one with a single clue about the subject, ever. |
Leeming
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:14:53 -
[5482] - Quote
Disable Norton Antivirus & Restart
SORTED !!! |
Pyreice
Twenty Questions
RAZOR Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:14:59 -
[5483] - Quote
Things are changing. lol
"Unable to connect to 87.237.38.200 on port 26000"
I think this is called "Losing Ground"
|
Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
57
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:15:00 -
[5484] - Quote
Julien Brellier wrote:Things I have noticed today from things that I have read on this threadnought:
auzzies : very angry people
Europeans: very chilled out and humerous
americans: even more angry and entitled than the auzzies
If the problems persist another few hours, we'll find out all about the Russian temprement!
You left out us Canadians. Racist jerk!
Canadians: Quietly plotting everyone else's death. |
Karl Jerr
Herzack Unit
101
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:15:01 -
[5485] - Quote
Tony Lennelluc wrote:Julien Brellier wrote:Things I have noticed today from things that I have read on this threadnought:
auzzies : very angry people
Europeans: very chilled out and humerous
americans: even more angry and entitled than the auzzies
If the problems persist another few hours, we'll find out all about the Russian temprement! I'm curious what about the Canadians ?????
We Canuck are only innocent bears
|
Lecaz
Red Frog Freight
Red-Frog
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:15:06 -
[5486] - Quote
Did you check that the boot.ini file is there? |
Cluckers Chicken
Karrimor Corporation
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:15:12 -
[5487] - Quote
Julien Brellier wrote:Things I have noticed today from things that I have read on this threadnought:
auzzies : very angry people
Europeans: very chilled out and humerous
americans: even more angry and entitled than the auzzies
If the problems persist another few hours, we'll find out all about the Russian temprement!
You missed us Canadians. We are very sorry! |
Umhrunn
Colossus Technologies
Project Wildfire
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:15:13 -
[5488] - Quote
no
more like unhappy about not being able to play a game i like... |
Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3519
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:15:13 -
[5489] - Quote
Oh, no. Back to "server is down" on http://eve-offline.net/?server=tranquility
Know a Frozen fan? Check this out
Frozen fanfiction
|
Okamie Okel
Umbra Paw Incorporated
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:15:16 -
[5490] - Quote
well up side i have like 6 months of training que'd ...down side im broke and poor an not gettin any richer with the down time :P ... |
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Isolde Dian
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:15:22 -
[5491] - Quote
So is the server coming back today at all or is eve dead for ever |
xe0n dr0id
Marche au Supplice
Slightly Sexual
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:15:24 -
[5492] - Quote
GöÇGöÇGöÇGöÇGöÇGöÇGûêGûÇGûäGöÇGûäGûÇGûäGöÇGûÇGûêGûÇGöÇGûêGöÇGûêGöÇGûÇGöÇGûêGûÇGûäGöÇGûäGûÇGûÇGûÇGöÇGöÇGöÇGöÇGöÇ
GöÇGöÇGöÇGöÇGöÇGöÇGûêGöÇGûêGöÇGûêGöÇGûêGöÇGöÇGûêGöÇGöÇGûêGûÇGûêGöÇGûêGöÇGûêGöÇGûêGöÇGûêGöÇGûÇGûêGöÇGöÇGöÇGöÇGöÇ
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Sotetseg Crendraven
Lords of Conflicted Industries
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:15:26 -
[5493] - Quote
Sebastian Voss wrote:Gilan Isana wrote:Bellerian wrote:Captain Robert Rabbit-Fleet wrote:Free plex, ships, isk or even some skill points would be nice for our downtime Your forgot the Geko's lol, all these seem to be the most common request. And I have yet to see CCP give out any one of them due to down time. But one could only wish. I tell you, we are all getting tech III Pizza delivery drones Oh, I so want one of those! Ah well. I was hoping to see a recent update about what was happening. Time to go do something different.
If so can we get the paint job done to match Domino's? I can convince a buddy to play then. He loves anything related to Domino's! |
yarasta Armer
Puffheads almost anonymous
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:15:27 -
[5494] - Quote
I wonder what the $ cost of all the damaged items caused by enraged Eve-offliners is. |
Jermanicus
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:15:28 -
[5495] - Quote
soooo glad i played hookie from work today...oh wait i work from home...damn you for making me actually work today!! |
mavrick1
WEST COAST FREELANCERS
35
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:15:40 -
[5496] - Quote
if we make 300 pages every one gets a free 100 tons of bone less ghost pepper hot wings
FERENGI RULE OF ACQUISITION-á #177 KNOW YOUR ENEMIES....BUT DO BUSINESS WITH THEM ALWAYS
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Waldo Barnstormer
Unscoped
Middle Aged Mayhem
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:15:49 -
[5497] - Quote
Tyler Akiga wrote:RIP EVE ONLINE 7/15/2015
You will be missed!
1 day = RIP?
good grief. |
Cex
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:15:50 -
[5498] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:afkalt wrote:
It's literally the only USEFUL thing management can do in such a moment.
It's a disturbingly rare number of them who realise this, however.
Yup, I'm not a programmer... I'm here to message, and make sure you guys are informed with as much as we can release. Best thing I can do is take care of people and make sure they're comfortable while they're working. Gotta take care of our peeps, because frankly, we have an amazing team here in Reykjavik who work flat out to keep you guys entertained with spaceships .
And thanks for the 30mins updates. It's nice not being told were dealing with it, and have some vague massage 5 hours later.
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Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade
21
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:15:51 -
[5499] - Quote
This isn't the sov changes. Its the drifters. They figured out how to beat us all at once. |
Asyntara
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:15:59 -
[5500] - Quote
Jad Ellirya wrote:Good luck in your debugging, and thank you for the effort !
Take some Quafe if necessary! (;
best recommendation I have read today, I'll have one as well lol |
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Crash Dummy
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:15:59 -
[5501] - Quote
Macabee sable wrote:Progress...I think.
Could not connect to the specified address. Odds are that you have not established an internet connection, the server isn't running, or the server address or port number was wrong.
Amazing.... All this time and they've whittled it down to 1 of 4 options... |
Longrod Von Hugendong
ITS JUST A NAME
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:16:09 -
[5502] - Quote
BlueJeff Azul wrote:Yim Sei wrote:BlueJeff Azul wrote:Ok, this is nuts. Most here may plex their way through Eve. However some of us actually pay some real cash for this game. I came back to have fun in the void, but 12 hours of down-time wtf! I am not paying to not play. Seriously dude dont worry about it. CCP are hard at work, and they may chuck us a sprat or 2 because of this. Its one day man, not like its gone forever ;) Howdy, I came back to relax and not take things seriously. Working sucks and Eve makes bad men go away. I need my Void fix. Plus, in other games all have the ability to rollback. Why can they not? It would sooth their members ire and make me more incline to shell-out more cash for shinnies. 12 hours of down-time is not acceptable service.
Not sure if troll, moron, spoiled brat or just yet to smell woman.
Although we can't rule out all of the above. |
Sock ofPoop
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:16:10 -
[5503] - Quote
Angry Arnst wrote:I bet CCP don't give you lost time back as they don't reimburse there own mess ups.If you would stop with all the unnecessary patches that supposedly make game better which my opinion makes it worst and probable why seeing a lot old players just give up
Personally due too game patches and or not doing anything on there own said rules and no reimbursement, due too there own mistakes makes a fella wonder Why even play ffs (violateing there own T.O.S my opinion) WTG CCP just make rookie ships the thing and we can throw asteroids at one another
Living up to your name, I see. |
Evan Giants
Plundering Penguins
Solyaris Chtonium
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:16:19 -
[5504] - Quote
Panic!! |
CAPTIANJIMSTAR
UNITED FEDERATION OF PLANETS-ALPHA QUADRANT
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:16:22 -
[5505] - Quote
It is the space herpe fault, it got into the eve servers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-me2inj1nNw |
Azunai Celestus
Dragron Riders Inc
Parental Supervision.
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:16:22 -
[5506] - Quote
ok..........i'm still here, from downtime.......this is...interesting? |
Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:16:27 -
[5507] - Quote
I still demand higher pay for CCP employees...the current pay rates does not encourage an employee to work any harder than he should. And we the costumers continue to be on the loosing end. Better pay for the employees will directly impact performance at work...not free lunches and a game room. |
Messenger Of Truth
Butlerian Crusade
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:16:29 -
[5508] - Quote
GnI Amatin wrote:If I was one of the devs, I would:
- Look at all the code changes that were done in this time period (since previous downtime) in the repository logs.
- Revert those changes to check if they were the problem.
- If everything works after reverting the changes: try reapplying them one-by-one, to find the one that causes this problem (you could do that by date, or by the impact of the change; I would personally go for the impact: simplest fixes gets reapplied first, slightly larger ones after that, and repeat.
- Finally find the fix that caused the issue - investigate what it changed, and how it changed it; the answer must be within the change.
If the server didn't work as well, after the step 2, I have no further suggestions, since it can't just work fine one day, and stop working the second day, under the same, exact conditions. There must be a reason, there must be some kind of change that stops it from working.
You assume that, after 10 hours of investigation, they don't know what the problem is.
It could be a data issue rather than a code issue.
It could be that there are several facets to the problem and they have fixed some but not all of them.
It could be a wierd timing issue that's hard to reproduce in conditions other than the live server environment.
It could be a bug that's been there for years, but only shows up after the new things people spent the last 24h doing with the new sov.
Still, if you can think of any other basic IT practices that every CCP dev already knows, why not post them here as they will probably appreciate it. |
Locke Eistiras
State War Academy
Caldari State
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:16:33 -
[5509] - Quote
I'm Canadian and I have just been learning about this thing called outdoors and museums.....both are very scary places filled with these gangly looking creatures that are loud and some even have smaller gangly things that are even louder. Very very scary, must get to back to warping around and going after tiny ships |
Elinea Marcutz
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:16:33 -
[5510] - Quote
Sonia Vess wrote:-ö-â-¦-+-ü-î -¦-ü-¦ -é-¦-¦-+ -+-Ç-+-ê-¦-+ -¦-+-¦-+-+-+....
-ò-ü-+-+ -¦ -¦ -+-¦-¦-¦ -Å -+-¦-é-¦-+, -¦ -é-ï -¦-+-+-¦ -¦-ï -+-+-¦ -¦-+-¦-+-¦
-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -â-é-+-+-+-+ -+-¦-+-Å , -ç-é-+-¦-ï -¦-ï-+ -¦-ü-¦-¦-¦-¦ -ü -é-+-¦-+-¦
-ò-ü-+-+ -¦ -+-¦-¦-¦ -Å -+-¦-é-¦-+, -¦ -é-ï -¦-+-+-¦ -¦-ï -+-+-¦ -¦-+-¦-+-¦
-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-ï-ü-â-ê-+-+ -+-+-Ç-Å, -ç-é-+-¦-ï -é-ï -¦-ï-+-¦ -ü-+ -+-+-+-¦
-ò-ü-+-+ -+-æ-Ç-é-¦-ï-+ -¦-ï-+ -¦-ï -Å -+-â -¦ -é-ï -¦-ë-æ -¦-+-¦-+-¦
-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-+-ü-¦-Ç-¦-ü-+-+ -+-¦-+-Å -ç-é-+-¦-ï -¦-ï-+ -¦-ü-¦-¦-¦-¦ -ü -é-+-¦-+-¦
-ò-ü-+-+ -+-æ-Ç-é-¦-ï-+ -¦-ï-+ -¦-ï -Å -+-â -¦ -é-ï -¦-ë-æ -¦-+-¦-+-¦
-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-+-+-+-î -é-¦-+-Ä -+-¦-¦-Ç-¦-+ -ç-é-+-¦-ï -é-ï -¦-ï-+-¦ -ü-+ -+-+-+-¦
Dudos still held apparently ....
If I flew in the sky , and you would be living under water
God would have drowned me, that was always with you
When I flew in the sky , and you would have lived under water
God would have dried up the sea , that you were with me
If I would have been dead well, you're still alive
God raised me to have been always with you
If I would have been dead well, you're still alive
God would your life took you to be with me
--
Can someone explain to me why the Forums don't have Google's Translation API built into them yet? We are a hardcore multilingual community, why isn't CCP facilitating that?
THIS IS A FORUM ALT!
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Nikki Issier
Member of Member of Member of Member of
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:16:38 -
[5511] - Quote
tokyo drifters =P |
Lady Areola Fappington
2609
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:16:42 -
[5512] - Quote
Just to contribute more noise to an epic thread:
Thanks CCP. Today is actually my birthday. Because Eve is down, I managed to find the motivation to go shopping, renew my drivers license, engage in some private intimate happy time with the spouse, snag a pizza from the local super amazing pizza house, and get my car detailed.
Lotsa thanks CCP, would unexpected downtime again, A+++++++ MMOG dev!
7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY?
No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided.
--Eve New Player Guide
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Darren Thanatos
The Dark Squires
Dark Fleet
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:16:47 -
[5513] - Quote
patience is key :P and hopes for free sp haha
jk's aside hopefully the situation gets resolved soon >.< |
NightmareX
Lakagigar
657
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:16:51 -
[5514] - Quote
22:00 UTC - WE ARE DEPLOYING A NEW BUILD TO TRANQUILITY FOR TESTING
Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:
1: Asteroid Madness
2: Clash of the Empires
3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama
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Ben Bernannke
Vickery Mining Corporation
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:16:56 -
[5515] - Quote
For all you moon miners out there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hKSYgOGtos |
PAPULA
Black Aces
Against ALL Authorities
69
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:17:00 -
[5516] - Quote
300 pages go !
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Kayou Aldeshaar
Dubius Praedator
Coalition of the Unfortunate
102
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:17:02 -
[5517] - Quote
Ted Rockson wrote:dude wheres my spaceship
....where's your spaceship dude? |
Rhaegal
Swamphole Inc.
Swamphole
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:17:02 -
[5518] - Quote
CCP has now totally jerked my sleep schedule, lawsuit incoming. |
Tomski Ruslav
Hull Breach.
The Brew Crew.
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:17:03 -
[5519] - Quote
Can we rollback to Castor please?
One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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Karl Jerr
Herzack Unit
102
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:17:06 -
[5520] - Quote
mavrick1 wrote:if we make 300 pages every one gets a free 100 tons of bone less ghost pepper hot wings
It's a cool achievement |
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Orioniys
Unkindness Incorporated
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:17:31 -
[5521] - Quote
-_- on the positive side at least Duality server is still up and running lol
Playing on that now for the time being XD |
Maddog Firestar
Concordiat
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:17:31 -
[5522] - Quote
Last Message before the failed boot . . . "All your base are belong to us" |
BlackBeard NL
Demonic Retribution
The Initiative.
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:17:31 -
[5523] - Quote
Cluckers Chicken wrote:Julien Brellier wrote:Things I have noticed today from things that I have read on this threadnought:
auzzies : very angry people
Europeans: very chilled out and humerous
americans: even more angry and entitled than the auzzies
If the problems persist another few hours, we'll find out all about the Russian temprement! You missed us Canadians. We are very sorry!
Yeah its prolly the Canadians that did it!
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Toma Muvila
Relentless Excavation
Elemental Tide
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:17:32 -
[5524] - Quote
When you guys manage to work this out I would love to see a blog/forum post with what went wrong.
you did the major update with no issues.
The next day you 'hotfix' some reported issues and all hell breaks out.
If I had to speculate the someone didn't pull the latest to there dev branch and pushed a bunch of old code to the hotfix, causing mayhem!
Good luck getting it sorted and ignore the haters!
P.S. you have saved me as I promised my gf i wouldn't play tonight and when i logged after work TQ was down :)
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KntEagle
Wolf-Pack
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:17:49 -
[5525] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue that happened during a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
21:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY REBOOTING TQ AND WILL BE TESTING A FIX OVER THE NEXT 30 MIN
21:30 UTC - TESTING IS CURRENTLY ONGOING - NO ETA FOR UPTIME
22:00 UTC - WE ARE DEPLOYING A NEW BUILD TO TRANQUILITY FOR TESTING
READY !!
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Dominique Vasilkovsky
BFG Tech
294
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:18:03 -
[5526] - Quote
I have another 390 days in the skill queue, no need to get stressed just yet.
Dominique Vasilkovsky EVEboard
Once known as:
Mashie Saldana sold - Anastasia Rigel sold - Monica Foulkes sold
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Azunai Celestus
Dragron Riders Inc
Parental Supervision.
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:18:08 -
[5527] - Quote
PAPULA wrote:300 pages go !
this was once an aim of mine, now.........not so much |
Bobby Shyne
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:18:10 -
[5528] - Quote
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dasman Mileghere
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:18:10 -
[5529] - Quote
ok, this is becoming a little too much....... |
Tareel Jax
Hax.
Wrecked.
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:18:11 -
[5530] - Quote
Confirming that thearrowofapollo is a scrub |
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Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:18:15 -
[5531] - Quote
yarasta Armer wrote:I wonder what the $ cost of all the damaged items caused by enraged Eve-offliners is.
**** is gonna really hit the fan when the gigantic list of reinforced stuff in null comes out of timer and goes invul and the server is still down....I blame the Koreans...they probably hacked the server and we don't know it yet |
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy
Caldari State
32
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:18:17 -
[5532] - Quote
Elinea Marcutz wrote:Sonia Vess wrote:-ö-â-¦-+-ü-î -¦-ü-¦ -é-¦-¦-+ -+-Ç-+-ê-¦-+ -¦-+-¦-+-+-+....
-ò-ü-+-+ -¦ -¦ -+-¦-¦-¦ -Å -+-¦-é-¦-+, -¦ -é-ï -¦-+-+-¦ -¦-ï -+-+-¦ -¦-+-¦-+-¦
-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -â-é-+-+-+-+ -+-¦-+-Å , -ç-é-+-¦-ï -¦-ï-+ -¦-ü-¦-¦-¦-¦ -ü -é-+-¦-+-¦
-ò-ü-+-+ -¦ -+-¦-¦-¦ -Å -+-¦-é-¦-+, -¦ -é-ï -¦-+-+-¦ -¦-ï -+-+-¦ -¦-+-¦-+-¦
-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-ï-ü-â-ê-+-+ -+-+-Ç-Å, -ç-é-+-¦-ï -é-ï -¦-ï-+-¦ -ü-+ -+-+-+-¦
-ò-ü-+-+ -+-æ-Ç-é-¦-ï-+ -¦-ï-+ -¦-ï -Å -+-â -¦ -é-ï -¦-ë-æ -¦-+-¦-+-¦
-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-+-ü-¦-Ç-¦-ü-+-+ -+-¦-+-Å -ç-é-+-¦-ï -¦-ï-+ -¦-ü-¦-¦-¦-¦ -ü -é-+-¦-+-¦
-ò-ü-+-+ -+-æ-Ç-é-¦-ï-+ -¦-ï-+ -¦-ï -Å -+-â -¦ -é-ï -¦-ë-æ -¦-+-¦-+-¦
-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-+-+-+-î -é-¦-+-Ä -+-¦-¦-Ç-¦-+ -ç-é-+-¦-ï -é-ï -¦-ï-+-¦ -ü-+ -+-+-+-¦ Dudos still held apparently .... If I flew in the sky , and you would be living under water God would have drowned me, that was always with you When I flew in the sky , and you would have lived under water God would have dried up the sea , that you were with me If I would have been dead well, you're still alive God raised me to have been always with you If I would have been dead well, you're still alive God would your life took you to be with me -- Can someone explain to me why the Forums don't have Google's Translation API built into them yet? We are a hardcore multilingual community, why isn't CCP facilitating that?
I think they're busy ATM. |
Bones Outten
Council of Economic Advisors
Liga Hanseatica
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:18:19 -
[5533] - Quote
I have had days like this in Data Centres, back in the days of Worldcom (if anyone remembers them)
Pizza, Coke & Managers going bald pulling their out faster than using electric clippers.
Stress & panic, doesn't help just methodical boring repetitive steps till the issue is resolved; possibly never finding the bug that originally cause the outage. I feel for the Devs.
I have prayed to BoB
Been drunk from the drinking game that started around page 10 of the posts.
I am now worried about my livestock (Fedo's etc.)
The slaves need whipping & if the dancers don't get their fix they will kick off at the tourists, but worse, there's crew & mercs stuck in the same station container. This could really be a bloodbath & stock will die or eat itself :(
A favour from CCP, some of the Minmatar ship I have need fresh gaffer tape every 24hrs, could someone be so kind?
Also a theoretical question do the planets still rotate during down time?
& worried that my clones don't dream, please plug them in the The Matrix (temporarily)
With regards, hope & luck
Bones |
Darlucilic
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:18:28 -
[5534] - Quote
EvE servers right now
Nope |
Wolverine Chosen
gaming is not a crime
The Volition Cult
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:18:33 -
[5535] - Quote
at work, no eve, got home from work, no eve,
about to go to sleep, no eve ...
Seriously ? |
Dante Burke
Practical Applications
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:18:35 -
[5536] - Quote
How can downtime be real if our eyes aren't real? |
Mariam Sura
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:18:41 -
[5537] - Quote
this.. |
kawajj
Teneo Sententis
Care Factor
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:18:42 -
[5538] - Quote
Ok i agree there is some of us (me included) that pay their way through eve with real cash , I dont doubt that CCP are working hard to rectify the problem and have all hands on deck.
Would a regular update and some kind of explanation as to what has happened be to much to ask ? im sure we all appreciate how under pressure they are to get this resolved but surely a DEV could pop on here and say right guys this is how it is ,, there is nothing more frustrating for some people than not knowing anything and consistently trying to log on with no luck..
come on CCP give us a bit of information at least .. |
Waldo Barnstormer
Unscoped
Middle Aged Mayhem
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:18:43 -
[5539] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:I still demand higher pay for CCP employees...the current pay rates does not encourage an employee to work any harder than he should. And we the costumers continue to be on the loosing end. Better pay for the employees will directly impact performance at work...not free lunches and a game room.
the costumers might do better if they stopped making clothes so baggy |
Zura Namee
Love Squad
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
34
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:18:52 -
[5540] - Quote
Lady Areola Fappington wrote:Just to contribute more noise to an epic thread:
Thanks CCP. Today is actually my birthday. Because Eve is down, I managed to find the motivation to go shopping, renew my drivers license, engage in some private intimate happy time with the spouse, snag a pizza from the local super amazing pizza house, and get my car detailed.
Lotsa thanks CCP, would unexpected downtime again, A+++++++ MMOG dev!
You must share this super amazing pizza house. |
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fl0pski
Dark Buddha Rising
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:18:55 -
[5541] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:I still demand higher pay for CCP employees...the current pay rates does not encourage an employee to work any harder than he should. And we the costumers continue to be on the loosing end. Better pay for the employees will directly impact performance at work...not free lunches and a game room.
I'm curious. Why do people insist on using "loosing"? Is it some kind of troll or meme? |
scorchlikeshiswhiskey
Totally Abstract
O X I D E
426
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:19:20 -
[5542] - Quote
Anyone got a stack of Ancillary Coffee Injectors and XL Espresso charges? Those programmers have got to be running cap dry by now. |
Braden Fanguard
Dutch East Querious Company
Phoebe Freeport Republic
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:19:40 -
[5543] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:22:00 UTC - WE ARE DEPLOYING A NEW BUILD TO TRANQUILITY FOR TESTING
Please be not kill soon. |
Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:19:41 -
[5544] - Quote
Tiberius Whitewolf wrote:Elinea Marcutz wrote:Sonia Vess wrote:-ö-â-¦-+-ü-î -¦-ü-¦ -é-¦-¦-+ -+-Ç-+-ê-¦-+ -¦-+-¦-+-+-+....
-ò-ü-+-+ -¦ -¦ -+-¦-¦-¦ -Å -+-¦-é-¦-+, -¦ -é-ï -¦-+-+-¦ -¦-ï -+-+-¦ -¦-+-¦-+-¦
-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -â-é-+-+-+-+ -+-¦-+-Å , -ç-é-+-¦-ï -¦-ï-+ -¦-ü-¦-¦-¦-¦ -ü -é-+-¦-+-¦
-ò-ü-+-+ -¦ -+-¦-¦-¦ -Å -+-¦-é-¦-+, -¦ -é-ï -¦-+-+-¦ -¦-ï -+-+-¦ -¦-+-¦-+-¦
-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-ï-ü-â-ê-+-+ -+-+-Ç-Å, -ç-é-+-¦-ï -é-ï -¦-ï-+-¦ -ü-+ -+-+-+-¦
-ò-ü-+-+ -+-æ-Ç-é-¦-ï-+ -¦-ï-+ -¦-ï -Å -+-â -¦ -é-ï -¦-ë-æ -¦-+-¦-+-¦
-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-+-ü-¦-Ç-¦-ü-+-+ -+-¦-+-Å -ç-é-+-¦-ï -¦-ï-+ -¦-ü-¦-¦-¦-¦ -ü -é-+-¦-+-¦
-ò-ü-+-+ -+-æ-Ç-é-¦-ï-+ -¦-ï-+ -¦-ï -Å -+-â -¦ -é-ï -¦-ë-æ -¦-+-¦-+-¦
-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-+-+-+-î -é-¦-+-Ä -+-¦-¦-Ç-¦-+ -ç-é-+-¦-ï -é-ï -¦-ï-+-¦ -ü-+ -+-+-+-¦ Dudos still held apparently .... If I flew in the sky , and you would be living under water God would have drowned me, that was always with you When I flew in the sky , and you would have lived under water God would have dried up the sea , that you were with me If I would have been dead well, you're still alive God raised me to have been always with you If I would have been dead well, you're still alive God would your life took you to be with me -- Can someone explain to me why the Forums don't have Google's Translation API built into them yet? We are a hardcore multilingual community, why isn't CCP facilitating that? I think they're busy ATM.
BUT u+É-¦ssn+¦ p+ɦ¥+¦ -ç,u+É+ö -¦ -çnq -Ä+¦+¦os +»,-¦
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DJ Dunewolf
Eve Radio Corporation
Eve Radio Alliance
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:19:48 -
[5545] - Quote
Thanks for tuning into http://eve-radio.com/
DJ Mokra has taken over for next 2hrs (until 2400 or 0000 GMT/UTC)
after him is DJ hangedman for a 3hr show!
hope you enjoy listening to EVE-radio during the extended downtime and continue to tune in and listen.
Every DJ puts on a different show, and if the server comes up -- this weekend we have some contests and prizes that will be given out. Only way to win is to tune in! for an awesome Christmass in July event.
thanks for letting me entertain you for last 8hrs and hope you tune in again to one of my random cover shows, or my regular show Friday 0300-0600 GMT
<3
Dunewolf |
Tony Lennelluc
Dragons of Stone and Steel
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:19:48 -
[5546] - Quote
Talaris EveningStar wrote:Julien Brellier wrote:Things I have noticed today from things that I have read on this threadnought:
auzzies : very angry people
Europeans: very chilled out and humerous
americans: even more angry and entitled than the auzzies
If the problems persist another few hours, we'll find out all about the Russian temprement! You left out us Canadians. Racist jerk! Canadians: Quietly plotting everyone else's death.
D@MN YOU FOR LETTING OUT OUR EVIL PLOT !!
PS: Americans go first ... Aussies last ... but we will get everyone ! (KIDDING)
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who donGÇÖt.
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Tyler Akiga
Perkone
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:19:50 -
[5547] - Quote
CCP Calls Technical Support a short story by me
CCP: "Hello it seems our servers are not working"
Technical support: "Have you tryed turning it on and off?"
CCP: "Yes i have"
Technical support: "Is it plugged in?"
CCP: "Oh....." |
Feijin Omegadeleiv
Sajuuk-Khar Corporation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:20:03 -
[5548] - Quote
Time to get some Black Jack tables and Hookers for the devs !
But beer is fine too..
Keep on the good work ! o7 |
Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:20:07 -
[5549] - Quote
GnI Amatin wrote:
Revert those changes to check if they were the problem.
You can't do that in a production environment.
Please educate yourself. This has been discussed at some length already.
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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Freya Aurora Webb
420 COOP Corp
Cohortes Triarii
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:20:15 -
[5550] - Quote
So, I bet you're all wondering why I've gathered you all here together today.... |
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diggger
Empire of the Forsaken
Dark Crusade
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:20:19 -
[5551] - Quote
13 hour night shift and no eve . i may have to resort do doing some work for once |
Azunai Celestus
Dragron Riders Inc
Parental Supervision.
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:20:34 -
[5552] - Quote
Dante Burke wrote:How can downtime be real if our eyes aren't real?
because i clawed them out, after 11 hours |
Cluckers Chicken
Karrimor Corporation
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:20:41 -
[5553] - Quote
Locke Eistiras wrote:I'm Canadian and I have just been learning about this thing called outdoors and museums.....both are very scary places filled with these gangly looking creatures that are loud and some even have smaller gangly things that are even louder. Very very scary, must get to back to warping around and going after tiny ships
Agreed I just put the polar bear in for the summer. The dog sled is not tuned up so i am stuck here. Guess i just watch northern Saskatchewan burn sigh. |
Yukimisama
Deviant Dollyz
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:20:41 -
[5554] - Quote
I like Turtles
In My World...
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Travis Black Thiesant
The Headbutt Heard 'Round The World
Hodor Holdings
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:20:45 -
[5555] - Quote
I feel like everyone just wants someone to hang at CCP for this. Like fozzie ( DRINK ) . I don't think we're in a demanding position though |
Galaxxis
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:20:49 -
[5556] - Quote
I mean, how often can you call something a clusterf*ck and actually have it be exactly that? |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:20:50 -
[5557] - Quote
Alright Threadworms 20 more to go |
Centhina
Perkone
Caldari State
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:20:54 -
[5558] - Quote
Reset the modem. Its always the blasted modem. |
Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:20:54 -
[5559] - Quote
scorchlikeshiswhiskey wrote:Anyone got a stack of Ancillary Coffee Injectors and XL Espresso charges? Those programmers have got to be running cap dry by now.
the servers are newting hard...we need a cap chain or the devs are dead meat |
Nikki Issier
Member of Member of Member of Member of
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:20:55 -
[5560] - Quote
Guys, you are free, rejoice! =-ù |
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Laenatus
ElitistOps
Pandemic Legion
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:20:56 -
[5561] - Quote
Tyler Akiga wrote:CCP Calls Technical Support a short story by me
CCP: "Hello it seems our servers are not working"
Technical support: "Have you tryed turning it on and off?"
CCP: "Yes i have"
Technical support: "Is it plugged in?"
CCP: "Oh....."
How many times do you think this joke has already been made in this thread? |
Rhaegal
Swamphole Inc.
Swamphole
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:21:00 -
[5562] - Quote
First thing I will be doing when (if) eve returns, filing petitions for the 6 expeditions I had in my journal with only 12 hours left at downtime. |
Aloeus Dark
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:21:04 -
[5563] - Quote
can i play? |
Kiera Sheredyn
MUSE Buy-n-Large
Metaphysical Utopian Society Enterprises
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:21:05 -
[5564] - Quote
kawajj wrote:Ok i agree there is some of us (me included) that pay their way through eve with real cash , I dont doubt that CCP are working hard to rectify the problem and have all hands on deck.
Would a regular update and some kind of explanation as to what has happened be to much to ask ? im sure we all appreciate how under pressure they are to get this resolved but surely a DEV could pop on here and say right guys this is how it is ,, there is nothing more frustrating for some people than not knowing anything and consistently trying to log on with no luck..
come on CCP give us a bit of information at least ..
Check the first post on this thread. There are updates every 30 minutes. |
Okamie Okel
Umbra Paw Incorporated
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:21:14 -
[5565] - Quote
some day ... i shall be able to pew pew rats ... soooooon hopefully CCP |
Dr. Dice
Aurum-Sol
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:21:29 -
[5566] - Quote
Alright, I've held my tongue long enough. I know exactly how to fix it.
1. Open command promt.
2. Ipconfig.
3. Write down your router's IP.
4. Access your router by typing it's IP address into a browser.
5. The username and password are both admin.
6. Go to advanced and then QoS.
7. Set Tranquility to highest priority.
8. Enable port forwarding with port 26000.
9. Eat pizza. |
MachineGun Matt
Why You So Mad
Bloodline.
18
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:21:35 -
[5567] - Quote
You know I missed these kinda dt's.. for a while there CCP was getting too good lol |
scandor
Hunter Killers.
Forsaken Asylum
42
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:21:44 -
[5568] - Quote
kawajj wrote:Ok i agree there is some of us (me included) that pay their way through eve with real cash , I dont doubt that CCP are working hard to rectify the problem and have all hands on deck.
Would a regular update and some kind of explanation as to what has happened be to much to ask ? im sure we all appreciate how under pressure they are to get this resolved but surely a DEV could pop on here and say right guys this is how it is ,, there is nothing more frustrating for some people than not knowing anything and consistently trying to log on with no luck..
come on CCP give us a bit of information at least ..
Realy m8 u idiot they have given us updates every 30mins
Go get layed ffs
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Enn Poinon
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:21:54 -
[5569] - Quote
Ted Rockson wrote:dude wheres my spaceship
where's your spaceship, dude? |
Redderick Cliemhesty
HABOOSE
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:21:59 -
[5570] - Quote
I'm happy to wait, as long as whatever broke, is fixed properly to prevent another rash of downtime. If my scan probes are working in wormhole space when we get back up, I'm good. |
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Earl oSatrun
Future Corps
Sleeper Social Club
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:22:07 -
[5571] - Quote
Tony Lennelluc wrote:Julien Brellier wrote:Things I have noticed today from things that I have read on this threadnought:
auzzies : very angry people
Europeans: very chilled out and humerous
americans: even more angry and entitled than the auzzies
If the problems persist another few hours, we'll find out all about the Russian temprement! I'm curious what about the Canadians ?????
Never heard of them. -1 |
SeththeImmortal
Dark's Combat Solutions
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:22:10 -
[5572] - Quote
Unscheduled downtime is way worse than forgetting to put ammo in your weapons before a fight...
What kind of operation are you guys running here? Spring-loaded booby-trapped software ??
Time is ISK you noobs!! I expect a GIFT to appease me!!!! Don't think I don't know what you fit on your battleships CCP... |
xe0n dr0id
Marche au Supplice
Slightly Sexual
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:22:19 -
[5573] - Quote
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Shaga'Khan
Perkone
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:22:22 -
[5574] - Quote
Strange .... no roll-back concepts, testing systems not doing their jobs ... What should I think? I agree that sometimes in IT you might have very complicated issues, but not having concepts allowing to insure the "production" - this I don't understand. |
Veltraan
The Scope
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:22:31 -
[5575] - Quote
Heres helping the 300 |
Goatman NotMyFault
Lubrication Industries
Fortis Et Certus
207
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:22:37 -
[5576] - Quote
i just love this LOL Nothing morre gives me pleasure than seeing EVE server being Down... it kinda suits my long awaited absence from EVE |
Shanza Shahni
Baria Frontiers.
Stella Nova
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:22:37 -
[5577] - Quote
CCP I blame you for spending hours of my life looking at Eve related cat memes.... http://i.imgur.com/JW5SG0F.jpg |
Ziesel
The Order Of Viision
The Esoteric Order of Dagon.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:22:38 -
[5578] - Quote
....still...AAAAAARRRRGH |
Lebowski2012
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:22:43 -
[5579] - Quote
do we need to prepare ourselfs for the worse ?
all details about everyone in Eve is lost and we all go back to day one as noob ?
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Nikki Issier
Member of Member of Member of Member of
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:22:46 -
[5580] - Quote
Aloeus Dark wrote:can i play?
no no no... NEIN!))))))
before that you will make me apple pie and tea,thanks =P |
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Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
27
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:22:47 -
[5581] - Quote
Exciting day when your goal seems to be ride the Threadnought to 300 pages.... |
shreck shreckengost
Toys Rn't Us
Einstein-Rosen Brigade
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:22:54 -
[5582] - Quote
jackie Altol wrote:the second the server is stable it's gonna be like someone destroyed a dam with all the connection requests being hold back :P
You are probably right, as soon as the server is back up we'll all crash it.
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Orioniys
Unkindness Incorporated
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:22:55 -
[5583] - Quote
Install Duality and Play eve :) may not be your TQ fix but it's something at least lol |
Gentle Insert
House Bacardi
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:22:59 -
[5584] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue that happened during a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
21:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY REBOOTING TQ AND WILL BE TESTING A FIX OVER THE NEXT 30 MIN
21:30 UTC - TESTING IS CURRENTLY ONGOING - NO ETA FOR UPTIME
22:00 UTC - WE ARE DEPLOYING A NEW BUILD TO TRANQUILITY FOR TESTING
omfg cmon have like 2 hours left of my only day off for 2 weeks |
Creation Consiousness
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:23:04 -
[5585] - Quote
You see what happens when eve is down, I HAVE to look at micro bikinis on utube, oh the pain of free time...
Watch me live stream EVE and LOL for charity @ www.twitch.tv/misc123456789
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Ninetoe Vali
IV Legion
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:23:07 -
[5586] - Quote
kawajj wrote:Ok i agree there is some of us (me included) that pay their way through eve with real cash , I dont doubt that CCP are working hard to rectify the problem and have all hands on deck.
Would a regular update and some kind of explanation as to what has happened be to much to ask ? im sure we all appreciate how under pressure they are to get this resolved but surely a DEV could pop on here and say right guys this is how it is ,, there is nothing more frustrating for some people than not knowing anything and consistently trying to log on with no luck..
come on CCP give us a bit of information at least ..
no information ? check the first post. been information like every 30 minutes. |
Freight Dee Kat
Zi-Zi's Asylum
Heimatar Alliance Treaty Organization
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:23:08 -
[5587] - Quote
Angry Arnst wrote:I bet CCP don't give you lost time back as they don't reimburse there own mess ups.If you would stop with all the unnecessary patches that supposedly make game better which my opinion makes it worst and probable why seeing a lot old players just give up
Personally due too game patches and or not doing anything on there own said rules and no reimbursement, due too there own mistakes makes a fella wonder Why even play ffs (violateing there own T.O.S my opinion) WTG CCP just make rookie ships the thing and we can throw asteroids at one another
Would you like some cheese with that whine?
also..
DRINK!
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Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:23:14 -
[5588] - Quote
Okamie Okel wrote:some day ... i shall be able to pew pew rats ... soooooon hopefully CCP
The community requires the sacrifice of one of the devs...it will be a dev of your choosing and every single eve player will be credited with this dev's killmail. I think that's fair right ?
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Gilchrist Blackmoore
Tit-EE Sprinkles
Stratagem.
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:23:19 -
[5589] - Quote
I bet the problem is that pins 2 and 3 are reversed. |
Pyreice
Twenty Questions
RAZOR Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:23:26 -
[5590] - Quote
Crash Dummy wrote:Macabee sable wrote:Progress...I think.
Could not connect to the specified address. Odds are that you have not established an internet connection, the server isn't running, or the server address or port number was wrong. Amazing.... All this time and they've whittled it down to 1 of 4 options...
It's a DNS problem.
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Zura Namee
Love Squad
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
34
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:23:30 -
[5591] - Quote
Shaga'Khan wrote:Strange .... no roll-back concepts, testing systems not doing their jobs ... What should I think? I agree that sometimes in IT you might have very complicated issues, but not having concepts allowing to insure the "production" - this I don't understand.
Seems there's a lot you don't understand. |
Freya Aurora Webb
420 COOP Corp
Cohortes Triarii
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:23:32 -
[5592] - Quote
We could always discuss Shia LeBoufs amazing performance in the latest Sia video, "Elastic Heart"
In my personal opinion, the best portrayal of Gerard Butler as Leonidas in the history of acting. |
BlackBeard NL
Demonic Retribution
The Initiative.
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:23:34 -
[5593] - Quote
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NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT,
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); |
Hex Hexagon
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:23:36 -
[5594] - Quote
300!!! |
scorchlikeshiswhiskey
Totally Abstract
O X I D E
426
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:23:39 -
[5595] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:scorchlikeshiswhiskey wrote:Anyone got a stack of Ancillary Coffee Injectors and XL Espresso charges? Those programmers have got to be running cap dry by now. the servers are newting hard...we need a cap chain or the devs are dead meat
I've been receiving coffee reps for years, I have trained Coffee Brewing to V with the appropriate mix of IV and V support skills, I am prepared to join a logi squad for the duration. |
Paranoid Lunatic
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:23:40 -
[5596] - Quote
MachineGun Matt wrote:You know I missed these kinda dt's.. for a while there CCP was getting too good lol
When were they good there are still issues that are years old |
Bellerian
Out of Focus
Odin's Call
30
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:23:41 -
[5597] - Quote
Wow closing in on 300 pages. |
Malog II
New Caldari Empire.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:23:41 -
[5598] - Quote
I hope you give us a compensation for this..
I Vote for 5 SP to each active acount in the game. |
Kal'Han
Win or Die
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:23:48 -
[5599] - Quote
that's about 100 pages I came here |
Desert Ice78
Gryphons of the Western Wind
513
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:24:28 -
[5600] - Quote
As a matter of interest - how the "we're rebooting" drinking game going? Anyone winning?
I am a pod pilot:
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/DesertIce/POD.jpg
CCP Zulu: Came expecting a discussion about computer monitors, left confused.
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Perry Swift
SniggWaffe
WAFFLES.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:24:29 -
[5601] - Quote
CCP hurry up my expeditions will run out soon and i need my dayly jewing pls |
Mariam Sura
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:24:30 -
[5602] - Quote
let's start this.. |
Sir Akhfa
Full Spectrum Inc
Fidelas Constans
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:24:30 -
[5603] - Quote
Cheers to the Dev. team, I know how hard they must be working... (Insert hooker and bear joke here) lol... |
SeththeImmortal
Dark's Combat Solutions
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:24:35 -
[5604] - Quote
Earl oSatrun wrote:Tony Lennelluc wrote:Julien Brellier wrote:Things I have noticed today from things that I have read on this threadnought:
auzzies : very angry people
Europeans: very chilled out and humerous
americans: even more angry and entitled than the auzzies
If the problems persist another few hours, we'll find out all about the Russian temprement! I'm curious what about the Canadians ????? Never heard of them. -1
Americans are not angry... WTH is your problem?? You want a piece of us?
Anyway... "Canadians are just weird..." This is a quote from a Canadian person I met.
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Admiral Akbar it'satrap
EVE University
Ivy League
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:24:36 -
[5605] - Quote
#pushfor300 |
Zendarius
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:24:40 -
[5606] - Quote
Hats off too you guys for the hours pulled! Keep on, keeping on! o7 |
Cesaille Lennelluc
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:25:00 -
[5607] - Quote
Would like to take this time to thank all Eve Developers and Staff for their hard work and dedication in making this such a fun game. You guys and ladies have really set a standard which other game companies are having a hard time meeting. I also appreciate everyone in the Eve world , my fellow gamers, as well. The game is worth playing because of the element of chance and surprise you bring to the sandbox !!
Look forward to seeing the changes you guys are working on. Thanks again and good luck |
Tyler Akiga
Perkone
Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:25:01 -
[5608] - Quote
Waldo Barnstormer wrote:Tyler Akiga wrote:RIP EVE ONLINE 7/15/2015
You will be missed! 1 day = RIP? good grief.
1 Joke = RageFace?
Get over yourself
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Lady Areola Fappington
2609
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:25:07 -
[5609] - Quote
Zura Namee wrote:Lady Areola Fappington wrote:Just to contribute more noise to an epic thread:
Thanks CCP. Today is actually my birthday. Because Eve is down, I managed to find the motivation to go shopping, renew my drivers license, engage in some private intimate happy time with the spouse, snag a pizza from the local super amazing pizza house, and get my car detailed.
Lotsa thanks CCP, would unexpected downtime again, A+++++++ MMOG dev! You must share this super amazing pizza house.
I would, but posting it would pretty much give away my RL location, it's a little family owned shop.
They are amazing though. Big family owns it, and they own a bunch of farmland. Everything but the olive oil is locally produced by the family. Flour for the dough, cheese is homemade, tomatos, the meat comes from pigs that were oinking around earlier in the year.....
The topping selection is a little limited, but ohh my Bob, it's so good.
7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY?
No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided.
--Eve New Player Guide
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Asyntara
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:25:11 -
[5610] - Quote
Malog II wrote:
I hope you give us a compensation for this..
I Vote for 5 SP to each active acount in the game.
your generosity is only exceeded by your good looks, oh wait............ lol
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Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:25:11 -
[5611] - Quote
Tony Lennelluc wrote:I'm curious what about the Canadians ?????
Canada has internet access? :)
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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Grinder2210
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
47
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:25:12 -
[5612] - Quote
Well time for work
And i was going to buy 500+ plexs today and get every ship skin with aru ...
Buy = steal
Ship skin = lol Yea right .. .. .. |
kawajj
Teneo Sententis
Care Factor
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:25:12 -
[5613] - Quote
scandor wrote:kawajj wrote:Ok i agree there is some of us (me included) that pay their way through eve with real cash , I dont doubt that CCP are working hard to rectify the problem and have all hands on deck.
Would a regular update and some kind of explanation as to what has happened be to much to ask ? im sure we all appreciate how under pressure they are to get this resolved but surely a DEV could pop on here and say right guys this is how it is ,, there is nothing more frustrating for some people than not knowing anything and consistently trying to log on with no luck..
come on CCP give us a bit of information at least .. Realy m8 u idiot they have given us updates every 30mins Go get layed ffs
Thats updates ? im talking about some kind of info as to what has happened ,,, oh and why are you so uptight |
Korona Burns
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:25:14 -
[5614] - Quote
I'm at the REALLY? You really did not have a recovery plan in place? REALLY?
Otherwise don't really give a **** but someone boned the pooch on this one really hard. |
Fester Bester
The Konvergent League
Sev3rance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:25:14 -
[5615] - Quote
They rebooted the cluster but the only thing that appears on the console screen is a giant "resource loading" ring. Oh the irony. |
Renegade Heart
Carebear Miners R Us
475
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:25:18 -
[5616] - Quote
new build deploying maybe it will be fixed before we get to page 300
Looking 4 Guild
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Sizeof Void
Ninja Suicide Squadron
594
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:25:18 -
[5617] - Quote
Talaris EveningStar wrote:Julien Brellier wrote:Things I have noticed today from things that I have read on this threadnought:
auzzies : very angry people
Europeans: very chilled out and humerous
americans: even more angry and entitled than the auzzies
If the problems persist another few hours, we'll find out all about the Russian temprement! You left out us Canadians. Racist jerk! Canadians: Quietly plotting everyone else's death.
Yeah... I've seen those episodes of South Park (not to mention the movie).
But, isn't Canada just part of the US, between Alaska and the other states, where the offspring of US military draft dodgers and other undesirables, happen to live? |
Rhaegal
Swamphole Inc.
Swamphole
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:25:24 -
[5618] - Quote
Freya Aurora Webb wrote:We could always discuss Shia LeBoufs amazing performance
nothing amazing at all re: Shia LeBouf
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Zalhera Beliar
Engineering Evolutions Limited
Gatekeepers Universe
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:25:25 -
[5619] - Quote
Gilan Isana wrote:Bellerian wrote:Captain Robert Rabbit-Fleet wrote:Free plex, ships, isk or even some skill points would be nice for our downtime Your forgot the Geko's lol, all these seem to be the most common request. And I have yet to see CCP give out any one of them due to down time. But one could only wish. I tell you, we are all getting tech III Pizza delivery drones
WITH WEBS, JALAPENO AND CHEESE DAMAGE |
scandor
Hunter Killers.
Forsaken Asylum
44
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:25:27 -
[5620] - Quote
Gentle Insert wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue that happened during a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
21:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY REBOOTING TQ AND WILL BE TESTING A FIX OVER THE NEXT 30 MIN
21:30 UTC - TESTING IS CURRENTLY ONGOING - NO ETA FOR UPTIME
22:00 UTC - WE ARE DEPLOYING A NEW BUILD TO TRANQUILITY FOR TESTING
omfg cmon have like 2 hours left of my only day off for 2 weeks
SUX TO BE TOU THEN
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Leeming
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:25:31 -
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ITS IN THE FRAKING SHIP ! ! ! |
Cluckers Chicken
Karrimor Corporation
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:25:43 -
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Earl oSatrun wrote:Tony Lennelluc wrote:Julien Brellier wrote:Things I have noticed today from things that I have read on this threadnought:
auzzies : very angry people
Europeans: very chilled out and humerous
americans: even more angry and entitled than the auzzies
If the problems persist another few hours, we'll find out all about the Russian temprement! I'm curious what about the Canadians ????? Never heard of them. -1
I said we are sorry the servers are down. Like you know eh. |
Situational Tourettes
Shenanigans 'n' Douchebaggery
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:25:43 -
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and thet QQ continues...
Clear Skies 4: QQ & Downtime
Coming soon to a youtube near you! |
Aristocrate Kondur
DD Starship Ltd
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:25:47 -
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Hi,
I always played Eve on a day to day base. Online nothing can be held as persistant. I remember the "memorable" moments as soothing and as a nice experience. I'am also happy my two payed account expire in 2 weeks and not in 3 months (my usual extention) or a year. I will probably contribute to the downfalling playerbase. I sincerely thank CCP for this experience in my life. As i earlier stated in one of my posts, i am not amused with the pace of updates. Apparently the pressure of getting new stuff online has taken its toll in code corruption. PLEASE ease down in upgrades and verify thoroughly before any update. This game applies for a second chance, don't ruin it
Ari |
Endo Dy
V0LTA
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:25:55 -
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GL to the CCP duders, they in a world of hurt atm i guess
Hope the pizza was good :D
:x |
Doctor Hal Narco
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:25:58 -
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Hmmmm, an early dinner is in order I think, maybe some Thai food.. |
Gilchrist Blackmoore
Tit-EE Sprinkles
Stratagem.
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:25:59 -
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SeththeImmortal wrote:Earl oSatrun wrote:Tony Lennelluc wrote:Julien Brellier wrote:Things I have noticed today from things that I have read on this threadnought:
auzzies : very angry people
Europeans: very chilled out and humerous
americans: even more angry and entitled than the auzzies
If the problems persist another few hours, we'll find out all about the Russian temprement! I'm curious what about the Canadians ????? Never heard of them. -1 Americans are not angry... WTH is your problem?? You want a piece of us? Anyway... "Canadians are just weird..." This is a quote from a Canadian person I met.
Wait, do you mean Canadians are real? I just assumed it was something you made up to scare little kids with. That and their green beer. |
Whoziwatzits
State War Academy
Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:26:10 -
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Admiral Akbar it'satrap wrote:#pushfor300
#WeAreThe300% |
Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:26:12 -
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I don't think redundancy is part of ccp's vocabulary...its like planting tomatoes expecting to harvest cucumbers |
Deck Cadelanne
Exigent Circumstances
CAStabouts
167
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:26:13 -
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Shaga'Khan wrote:Strange .... no roll-back concepts, testing systems not doing their jobs ... What should I think? I agree that sometimes in IT you might have very complicated issues, but not having concepts allowing to insure the "production" - this I don't understand.
This guy...and so many more like him...your anonymous self-declared IT wizardry is totes amazeballs.
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."
- Hunter S. Thompson
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Holznar'ar Eoner
Anomalous Existence
Low-Class
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:26:18 -
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Extended downtime can now end.
Let. Me. Play. |
Yim Sei
Watchers of Tartarus
166
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:26:18 -
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Ninetoe Vali wrote:kawajj wrote:Ok i agree there is some of us (me included) that pay their way through eve with real cash , I dont doubt that CCP are working hard to rectify the problem and have all hands on deck.
Would a regular update and some kind of explanation as to what has happened be to much to ask ? im sure we all appreciate how under pressure they are to get this resolved but surely a DEV could pop on here and say right guys this is how it is ,, there is nothing more frustrating for some people than not knowing anything and consistently trying to log on with no luck..
come on CCP give us a bit of information at least .. no information ? check the first post. been information like every 30 minutes.
Some people just want to cry man. thread is a great insight into the mind of the overprivilidged prick :)
Post with my main? This is my main - I just overtrain and overplay my alts.
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Miao Sajuuk
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:26:23 -
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300 pages is coming |
Mordon Cirelc
Conclav3 of Shadow5
Chaotic Forge
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:26:30 -
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Hopefully EVE will be back up by the end of this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCNrK-n68CM |
Zakkor Kaun
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:26:30 -
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Here's to hoping that it will be fixed soon (fingers crossed) |
Jack Danefield
AirHogs
Zulu People
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:26:37 -
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Zura Namee
Love Squad
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
34
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:26:40 -
[5637] - Quote
Lady Areola Fappington wrote:Zura Namee wrote:Lady Areola Fappington wrote:Just to contribute more noise to an epic thread:
Thanks CCP. Today is actually my birthday. Because Eve is down, I managed to find the motivation to go shopping, renew my drivers license, engage in some private intimate happy time with the spouse, snag a pizza from the local super amazing pizza house, and get my car detailed.
Lotsa thanks CCP, would unexpected downtime again, A+++++++ MMOG dev! You must share this super amazing pizza house. I would, but posting it would pretty much give away my RL location, it's a little family owned shop. They are amazing though. Big family owns it, and they own a bunch of farmland. Everything but the olive oil is locally produced by the family. Flour for the dough, cheese is homemade, tomatos, the meat comes from pigs that were oinking around earlier in the ear..... The topping selection is a little limited, but ohh my Bob, it's so good.
I find this lack of pizza disturbing... |
Phugoid
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
189
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:26:50 -
[5638] - Quote
Well, good thing I was at work all day :P Must be a real pain the arse for those who usually play in that other time zone!
As a hauler, I'm glad I have no contracts due for delivery atm, wonder for those who do (did), and with a few bill in collateral, I assume any past due contracts are just tuff bananas?
Always wondered what CCP's policy is on that. But I assume, as in any other server related losses its just to bad?
Hopefully it's not a hack and someone ran off with all our isks and Plexes :P
Flugzeugf++hrer
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Duk'hai Angelis
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:26:53 -
[5639] - Quote
Next Fanfest: "Burn Reykjavik" :P |
Nikki Issier
Member of Member of Member of Member of
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:26:54 -
[5640] - Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkbtZP78JxQ
GO HUGS GUYS MANYMANY HUGS !!!! =DDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
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Valuial
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:26:57 -
[5641] - Quote
Longest Downtime reported:
http://www.polygon.com/2013/6/5/4397632/eve-online-players-receive-50000-skill-points-after-server-downtime
Will they beat this record?
Edit: No i don't care about SP /compensation. |
Gal Prof
Chaos From Order
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:26:58 -
[5642] - Quote
22:00 UTC - WE ARE DEPLOYING A NEW BUILD TO TRANQUILITY FOR TESTING????????????????????????
Dont forget I had a polaris frigate in my hangar thanks |
Xamiria Bloodlies
CBC Interstellar
Fidelas Constans
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:27:01 -
[5643] - Quote
Holznar'ar Eoner wrote:Extended downtime can now end.
Let. Me. Play.
NOPE |
Deck Cadelanne
Exigent Circumstances
CAStabouts
167
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:27:01 -
[5644] - Quote
Whoziwatzits wrote:Admiral Akbar it'satrap wrote:#pushfor300 #WeAreThe300%
#icalled500biteme
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."
- Hunter S. Thompson
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digitalwanderer
DW inc
395
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:27:11 -
[5645] - Quote
It was Oveurs fault wasn't it?..... |
TheMrRigs Nagasaki
psciNet GmbH
Bleak Horizon Alliance.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:27:13 -
[5646] - Quote
Have you tried turning it off and on again? |
Centhina
Perkone
Caldari State
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:27:21 -
[5647] - Quote
I'm going for Top Damage and the Final Blow on this Threadnaught! Quick everyone. Whore in before it pops! |
Allus Nova
43
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:27:24 -
[5648] - Quote
Sigh, I finally have an afternoon to play, and the servers are down... |
xe0n dr0id
Marche au Supplice
Slightly Sexual
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:27:24 -
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Roan Pico
I- T I E -I
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:27:27 -
[5650] - Quote
Roan Pico wrote:Coming home after a day full of sunshine, friends and tons of pizza. Reading posts from nerds close to cutting their wrist because they can't play eve... WIN.
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Vox Anon
Black Labs Heavy Industry
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:27:31 -
[5651] - Quote
my original guess from about 6 hours ago |
Waldo Barnstormer
Unscoped
Middle Aged Mayhem
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:27:32 -
[5652] - Quote
Tyler Akiga wrote:Waldo Barnstormer wrote:Tyler Akiga wrote:RIP EVE ONLINE 7/15/2015
You will be missed! 1 day = RIP? good grief. 1 Joke = RageFace? Get over yourself
good grief = rageface? relax sunshine.. have a drink or something |
Primary This Rifter
4S Corporation
Goonswarm Federation
869
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:27:38 -
[5653] - Quote
Sizeof Void wrote:Talaris EveningStar wrote:Julien Brellier wrote:Things I have noticed today from things that I have read on this threadnought:
auzzies : very angry people
Europeans: very chilled out and humerous
americans: even more angry and entitled than the auzzies
If the problems persist another few hours, we'll find out all about the Russian temprement! You left out us Canadians. Racist jerk! Canadians: Quietly plotting everyone else's death. Yeah... I've seen those episodes of South Park (not to mention the movie). But, isn't Canada just part of the US, between Alaska and the other states, where the offspring of US military draft dodgers and other undesirables, happen to live?
If there were a draft today you bet your ass I'd dodge it. |
Okamie Okel
Umbra Paw Incorporated
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:27:44 -
[5654] - Quote
almost to 300 ... wooo |
Malinda MacFall
Zeeman Industries
Praetorian Directorate
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:27:46 -
[5655] - Quote
Here's the problem |
HeXxploiT
Big Diggers
Get Off My Lawn
164
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:27:47 -
[5656] - Quote
It's ok CCP I'm working a 12hr shift today so take your time with the repairs.
I get off in 6 hours so be sure to have it completed by then.
As for the rest of you...well you're all screwed. |
Evan Roc
The Scope
Gallente Federation
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:27:50 -
[5657] - Quote
This is Gods way of telling us all to go outside:) |
Sybrea
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:27:50 -
[5658] - Quote
1000 SP for every page! Do it CCP! |
Jack Rosenblit
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:28:00 -
[5659] - Quote
Situational Tourettes wrote:and thet QQ continues...
Clear Skies 4: QQ & Downtime
Coming soon to a youtube near you!
I would love to get a clear skies 4. |
Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:28:00 -
[5660] - Quote
Locke Eistiras wrote:I'm Canadian and I have just been learning about this thing called outdoors and museums
Canada has decent donuts too. Yes, I have traveled to Canada just for donuts.
Granted I was in northern Maine at the time....
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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Conner Iceman
Myrmidons
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:28:06 -
[5661] - Quote
Cool |
scorchlikeshiswhiskey
Totally Abstract
O X I D E
428
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:28:08 -
[5662] - Quote
Centhina wrote:I'm going for Top Damage and the Final Blow on this Threadnaught! Quick everyone. Whore in before it pops!
Well, at a page every few seconds, I think we're going to break the tank on the forum server soon. Shouldn't be long now, but who's going for the pod? |
Strupstad
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:28:25 -
[5663] - Quote
Duk'hai Angelis wrote:Next Fanfest: "Burn Reykjavik" :P
Now, lucky that the headquarters are in K+¦pavogur. |
Brokk Witgenstein
Extreme Agony
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:28:26 -
[5664] - Quote
Bob Donovitch wrote:Exciting day when your goal seems to be ride the Threadnought to 300 pages....
Agreed, and here's your +1 Sir!
Also, some of these trolls are really good. I mean, shitpost rated 4/10 or higher usually provokes chuckles but when I hear randomnubs' suggestions as to "how to fix" this I rage. After the 122th sugestion to "roll back" or "undo last change" I cannot contain myself and wish upon Bob people would either grow a brain or STFU.
So, tears extracted; all is well in EvE
Shameless bump on to 300 woot! |
grahnak
Hidden Agenda
Deep Space Engineering
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:28:34 -
[5665] - Quote
Oh a new build ....... |
Karl Jerr
Herzack Unit
102
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:28:40 -
[5666] - Quote
Gilchrist Blackmoore wrote:SeththeImmortal wrote:Earl oSatrun wrote:Tony Lennelluc wrote:Julien Brellier wrote:Things I have noticed today from things that I have read on this threadnought:
auzzies : very angry people
Europeans: very chilled out and humerous
americans: even more angry and entitled than the auzzies
If the problems persist another few hours, we'll find out all about the Russian temprement! I'm curious what about the Canadians ????? Never heard of them. -1 Americans are not angry... WTH is your problem?? You want a piece of us? Anyway... "Canadians are just weird..." This is a quote from a Canadian person I met. Wait, do you mean Canadians are real? I just assumed it was something you made up to scare little kids with. That and their green beer.
We are real two months by years, during the Summer, otherwise we stay under our icy rock
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Deno Nardieu
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:28:40 -
[5667] - Quote
I know the one time when EVE was down for I think three days or so (in 2010 or so) and everyone went nuts and was talking about rolling back 3 months or "OMG EVE is dead, it'll never come back!".
And yesterday I bought my 6 month subscription, starting again with a new character and woops, extended downtime!
You guys put new posts up faster than you can read them! |
Armark Bether
EvE Pour Les Nuls
Echoes of Nowhere
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:28:43 -
[5668] - Quote
I actually had some hope when it was starting up a few mins ago... nope.
Keep up the good work CCP, I can understand that stuff breaks after major updates. |
Chelsea Scorpio Branson
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:28:43 -
[5669] - Quote
Jut woke up, and this is going on, ohhh the LOLs I really can't remember the last time the DT went for this long, well one day of sunshine shouldn't hurt, too much, guess I'll get me a pizza too. |
Deck Cadelanne
Exigent Circumstances
CAStabouts
167
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:28:44 -
[5670] - Quote
Gal Prof wrote:22:00 UTC - WE ARE DEPLOYING A NEW BUILD TO TRANQUILITY FOR TESTING????????????????????????
Dont forget I had a polaris frigate in my hangar thanks
Your suffering must be so intense. Almost as intense as your sense of entitlement.
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."
- Hunter S. Thompson
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Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
11824
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:28:49 -
[5671] - Quote
Screw it, I going to go find some fat kids in my neighborhood, give them ncdot t-shirts and have them jump on my back to simulate a hotdrop, at least I can feel like I'm playing EVE that way
I just said that on comms and got a laugh :) |
Ivo Cortes
Vision Inc
Hole Control
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:28:51 -
[5672] - Quote
secretly the server is running perfectly and CCP just wants to mine without being in the risk of getting ganked...
and of course meanwhile they reinforce all nullsec stations with their alts |
Birfield Zane
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:28:56 -
[5673] - Quote
CCP, Im here to lend you my energy. \ o / |
Hawthorne Meow
Hawthorne Corporation
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:29:04 -
[5674] - Quote
Let your pizza taste you! Dear Devs, we all are counting on you! I would send you more pizza from my place, if I could. |
scandor
Hunter Killers.
Forsaken Asylum
44
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:29:14 -
[5675] - Quote
Aristocrate Kondur wrote:Hi, I always played Eve on a day to day base. Online nothing can be held as persistant. I remember the "memorable" moments as soothing and as a nice experience. I'am also happy my two payed account expire in 2 weeks and not in 3 months (my usual extention) or a year. I will probably contribute to the downfalling playerbase. I sincerely thank CCP for this experience in my life. As i earlier stated in one of my posts, i am not amused with the pace of updates. Apparently the pressure of getting new stuff online has taken its toll in code corruption. PLEASE ease down in upgrades and verify thoroughly before any update. This game applies for a second chance, don't ruin it Ari
OH NO PLEASE DONT STOP PLAYING whatever shall we do witout u
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Nikki Issier
Member of Member of Member of Member of
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:29:15 -
[5676] - Quote
https://cbsla.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/apple-pie-thinkstock.jpg i waaaaaant =P |
Esrevid Nekkeg
Justified and Ancient
355
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:29:15 -
[5677] - Quote
Okamie Okel wrote:almost to 300 ... wooo Well, not quite.
So:
Onwards !!
Here I used to have a sig of our old Camper in space. Now it is disregarded as being the wrong format.
Looking out the window I see one thing: Nothing wrong with the format of our Camper! Silly CCP......
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Jermanicus
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:29:17 -
[5678] - Quote
oh sh** i see 4 players online! |
kawajj
Teneo Sententis
Care Factor
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:29:17 -
[5679] - Quote
Ninetoe Vali wrote:kawajj wrote:Ok i agree there is some of us (me included) that pay their way through eve with real cash , I dont doubt that CCP are working hard to rectify the problem and have all hands on deck.
Would a regular update and some kind of explanation as to what has happened be to much to ask ? im sure we all appreciate how under pressure they are to get this resolved but surely a DEV could pop on here and say right guys this is how it is ,, there is nothing more frustrating for some people than not knowing anything and consistently trying to log on with no luck..
come on CCP give us a bit of information at least .. no information ? check the first post. been information like every 30 minutes.
So you know exactly what has happened then ? well if im missing something then please share , all i see in a nut shell is ' it doesnt work' every 30 mins ' were testing again dont know anything else' |
Crash Dummy
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:29:23 -
[5680] - Quote
Wait I have it....
>>> Control Panel
>>> Troubleshooting
>>> Programs ... Run Programs made for a previous version of... |
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J'Mahn
Entropy of Annihilation
Circle-Of-Two
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:29:26 -
[5681] - Quote
For crying out loud, ENGAGE!
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Zion Dog
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:29:28 -
[5682] - Quote
Must have been the New Horizons fly by of Pluto that kill the system. Contact NASA and tell them to shut it down because it is interfering with us being able to play. |
Zaphod Askold
EVE University
Ivy League
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:29:28 -
[5683] - Quote
Ever think about reverting to last known good version? |
Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:29:30 -
[5684] - Quote
TheMrRigs Nagasaki wrote:Have you tried turning it off and on again?
do you have any idea how big the switch is? we need several people for that
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Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
58
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:29:32 -
[5685] - Quote
Tony Lennelluc wrote:Talaris EveningStar wrote:Julien Brellier wrote:Things I have noticed today from things that I have read on this threadnought:
auzzies : very angry people
Europeans: very chilled out and humerous
americans: even more angry and entitled than the auzzies
If the problems persist another few hours, we'll find out all about the Russian temprement! You left out us Canadians. Racist jerk! Canadians: Quietly plotting everyone else's death. D@MN YOU FOR LETTING OUT OUR EVIL PLOT !! PS: Americans go first ... Aussies last ... but we will get everyone ! (KIDDING)
What does it matter? We're the Jovians of RL. The rest of the Empires stand no chance. |
Creation Consiousness
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:29:36 -
[5686] - Quote
You'd think after 3 years out of eve I'd come back and see new ships, and yep 1 group of tech 3 destroyers and that's it, well at least lol has a new character every 2 months and it didn't break there game, so if this is any indication of there speedy work we'll have downtime til next year!
Watch me live stream EVE and LOL for charity @ www.twitch.tv/misc123456789
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Vypera Blackneck
The Retired Officers Club
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:29:37 -
[5687] - Quote
Travis Black Thiesant wrote:I feel like everyone just wants someone to hang at CCP for this. Like fozzie ( DRINK ) . I don't think we're in a demanding position though
Nah, I don't.
I fully support CCP's staff. I'm pretty sure they having a hard time and doing all their best in these hours. While we are having fun here. Show some gratitude for the game they gave us and be with the rest of us to keep them and ourselves entertained. :)
Big HAIL for CCP!!
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Wolftap
33rd Tactical House Defense Legion
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:29:45 -
[5688] - Quote
I see 4 players in game... are those the devs?
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Kierss Mann
Swantson Inc
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:29:48 -
[5689] - Quote
thanks CCP, I managed to go out with friends, get baked as f*ck and chase the dog around the garden. finally mastered a double backflip on my bike, buy a ton of munchies and have a right giggle laughing at my self in the garage!
BEST DAY EVER!!!! :D
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Daksa Crendraven
Imperial Guardians
Executive Outcomes
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:29:50 -
[5690] - Quote
4 players in the cluster...
Maybe...
It's Happening!! |
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Collections Agent
Tear Jar Collections
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:30:03 -
[5691] - Quote
This whole thread has made me happy today |
Maddog Firestar
Concordiat
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:30:04 -
[5692] - Quote
It should be -100 SP for every post.
Damn, I hit post. |
Deck Cadelanne
Exigent Circumstances
CAStabouts
167
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:30:06 -
[5693] - Quote
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it's so beautiful...MY EYES!!!
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."
- Hunter S. Thompson
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Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:30:08 -
[5694] - Quote
kawajj wrote:come on CCP give us a bit of information at least ..
You may want to reread the first post in this thread. We've been getting 30 minute updates all day. People have been copying and pasting them as well into this thread.
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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Tyler Akiga
Perkone
Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:30:13 -
[5695] - Quote
Laenatus wrote:Tyler Akiga wrote:CCP Calls Technical Support a short story by me
CCP: "Hello it seems our servers are not working"
Technical support: "Have you tryed turning it on and off?"
CCP: "Yes i have"
Technical support: "Is it plugged in?"
CCP: "Oh....." How many times do you think this joke has already been made in this thread?
How many times do you think i give a crap? |
Admiral Akbar it'satrap
EVE University
Ivy League
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:30:20 -
[5696] - Quote
#evelivesmatter |
Renegade Heart
Carebear Miners R Us
475
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:30:22 -
[5697] - Quote
plz CCP stop it's too soon we need page 300
Looking 4 Guild
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Primary This Rifter
4S Corporation
Goonswarm Federation
869
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:30:22 -
[5698] - Quote
Currently online: 4 |
bUBbLeS
Galactic Federation of Light
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:30:23 -
[5699] - Quote
Tranquility; ok (4 players)
eeek! |
Messenger Of Truth
Butlerian Crusade
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:30:30 -
[5700] - Quote
kawajj wrote:Ninetoe Vali wrote:kawajj wrote:
come on CCP give us a bit of information at least ..
no information ? check the first post. been information like every 30 minutes. So you know exactly what has happened then ? well if im missing something then please share , all i see in a nut shell is ' it doesnt work' every 30 mins ' were testing again dont know anything else'
I'm really impressed to see an update every 30 minutes. Not many companies communicate like this while an incident is in progress. |
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Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:30:31 -
[5701] - Quote
Zaphod Askold wrote:Ever think about reverting to last known good version?
their redundancy system are nonexistent...and rollback isn't an option so they are still as of now still clueless as to what to do.
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Peto Mortis
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:30:32 -
[5702] - Quote
Want me to get out and push! I could push and you can pop the clutch! I can call my mom! She could help us out im sure my moms cool like that! |
Shanza Shahni
Baria Frontiers.
Stella Nova
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:30:34 -
[5703] - Quote
You know at some point we are going to have to let the programmers and the devs get some sleep... hope they tell us so we can stand down for a few hours |
Nikki Issier
Member of Member of Member of Member of
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:30:35 -
[5704] - Quote
Sell likes.1b lol |
Sella Lesbon
Three-legged Dogs
Indomitable Intentions
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:30:38 -
[5705] - Quote
Zaphod Askold wrote:Ever think about reverting to last known good version?
no backups
> Never do something to someone that you wouldn't like to be done to yourself.
|
Cluckers Chicken
Karrimor Corporation
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:30:47 -
[5706] - Quote
Leliana Cami Cotte wrote:Tony Lennelluc wrote:I'm curious what about the Canadians ?????
Canada has internet access? :)
Yes we do you hook a dish on the polar bear. Then you can get internet hot spot even when you are driving your dog sled. |
Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3520
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:30:47 -
[5707] - Quote
They got it up sufficiently for testers to get on.....
Maybe this time.....
Know a Frozen fan? Check this out
Frozen fanfiction
|
Servian Scargotti
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:30:47 -
[5708] - Quote
Hello life! I didn't see you there till just now... |
Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
11824
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:30:49 -
[5709] - Quote
Daksa Crendraven wrote:4 players in the cluster...
Maybe...
It's Happening!!
Bet they are all goons!
|
Vulca
Nuclear Warfare - Special Operations
ATOMIC.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:30:52 -
[5710] - Quote
I think it is very cool that you are giving 30 to 60 minute updates. For the extra hours of work, get your programmers an extra beer or something when the boys and girls are done fixing the issue.
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Vypera Blackneck
The Retired Officers Club
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:30:53 -
[5711] - Quote
Wolftap wrote:I see 4 players in game... are those the devs?
Pipebomb them!!!!! |
Hasyame Valneor
000 Horns And Hooves And Gears
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:30:56 -
[5712] - Quote
I hop not, I need to fly faster as possible! |
Tony Lennelluc
Dragons of Stone and Steel
15
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:30:58 -
[5713] - Quote
Leliana Cami Cotte wrote:Tony Lennelluc wrote:I'm curious what about the Canadians ?????
Canada has internet access? :)
Yes we get internet access in our igloos
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who donGÇÖt.
|
Cesaille Lennelluc
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:31:03 -
[5714] - Quote
Gilchrist Blackmoore wrote:SeththeImmortal wrote:Earl oSatrun wrote:Tony Lennelluc wrote:Julien Brellier wrote:Things I have noticed today from things that I have read on this threadnought:
auzzies : very angry people
Europeans: very chilled out and humerous
americans: even more angry and entitled than the auzzies
If the problems persist another few hours, we'll find out all about the Russian temprement! I'm curious what about the Canadians ????? Never heard of them. -1 Americans are not angry... WTH is your problem?? You want a piece of us? Anyway... "Canadians are just weird..." This is a quote from a Canadian person I met. Wait, do you mean Canadians are real? I just assumed it was something you made up to scare little kids with. That and their green beer.
Canadians are a fictitious race concocted by J.R.R. Tolkien. C'mon guys, grow up...*sheesh* |
Hullender
Biafra' State
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:31:09 -
[5715] - Quote
Hope this gets resolved soon :) |
Orob Ninebands
Multiplex Gaming
The Bastion
32
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:31:19 -
[5716] - Quote
Wow, 285 pages so far....
Anybody know what the record is for number of pages in a thread on the Eve-O forums? |
Zalhera Beliar
Engineering Evolutions Limited
Gatekeepers Universe
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:31:21 -
[5717] - Quote
Maddog Firestar wrote:If Eve Online is Offline, should they set a redirect on the webpage?
But eve offline is still online, that could get nasty sorting it apart, but they indeed could swatch the URLs
|
Vladimir Khyberr
Mundus Gubernavi Inc.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:31:23 -
[5718] - Quote
I have to be present in this thread |
Whoziwatzits
State War Academy
Caldari State
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:31:24 -
[5719] - Quote
Deck Cadelanne wrote:Whoziwatzits wrote:Admiral Akbar it'satrap wrote:#pushfor300 #WeAreThe300% #icalled500biteme
#You'llTakeYour300AndBeHappyAboutIt
#WhenIWasYourAgeWeHadToClimbUphillThroughSnowdriftsBothWaysJustToSeeAPixel
Eve-offline says 4 players online. So uh...'sup? |
Haruko Sakiya
Kishoshima Dragonash Mining Corporation
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:31:25 -
[5720] - Quote
scandor wrote:kawajj wrote:Ok i agree there is some of us (me included) that pay their way through eve with real cash , I dont doubt that CCP are working hard to rectify the problem and have all hands on deck.
Would a regular update and some kind of explanation as to what has happened be to much to ask ? im sure we all appreciate how under pressure they are to get this resolved but surely a DEV could pop on here and say right guys this is how it is ,, there is nothing more frustrating for some people than not knowing anything and consistently trying to log on with no luck..
come on CCP give us a bit of information at least .. Realy m8 u idiot they have given us updates every 30mins Go get layed ffs
Hi5's |
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Leeming
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:31:26 -
[5721] - Quote
This is how i feel,.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fCgPMMH4vA
Missing my roids ... |
kawajj
Teneo Sententis
Care Factor
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:31:38 -
[5722] - Quote
Yim Sei wrote:Ninetoe Vali wrote:kawajj wrote:Ok i agree there is some of us (me included) that pay their way through eve with real cash , I dont doubt that CCP are working hard to rectify the problem and have all hands on deck.
Would a regular update and some kind of explanation as to what has happened be to much to ask ? im sure we all appreciate how under pressure they are to get this resolved but surely a DEV could pop on here and say right guys this is how it is ,, there is nothing more frustrating for some people than not knowing anything and consistently trying to log on with no luck..
come on CCP give us a bit of information at least .. no information ? check the first post. been information like every 30 minutes. Some people just want to cry man. thread is a great insight into the mind of the overprivilidged prick :)
You need to watch how you speak to people ,, at no point does it need to get abusive and personal |
Earl oSatrun
Future Corps
Sleeper Social Club
16
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:31:45 -
[5723] - Quote
Right, that's it. I've had enough.
I'm quitting Eve.
For one piece of trit you can have all my stuff.
(links contract that gives me all your stuff and gives you a piece of trit) |
Kal'Han
Win or Die
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:31:48 -
[5724] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:
22:00 UTC - WE ARE DEPLOYING A NEW BUILD TO TRANQUILITY FOR TESTING
running test on prod server like a boss :p |
Lyndai Vassic
Perkone
Caldari State
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:31:49 -
[5725] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:I still demand higher pay for CCP employees...the current pay rates does not encourage an employee to work any harder than he should. And we the costumers continue to be on the loosing end. Better pay for the employees will directly impact performance at work...not free lunches and a game room.
Yeah, because MMO systems are *so* simple and easy to set up, it's practically child's play to keep them running! I could fix their this with my eyes closed and I'm not even an IT professional! Why can't the developers who created the game, maintain the game, control the game, know everything about the game and are more familiar with the game systems and technologies than 100% of all other human beings on the planet and are exemplars of their trade and actively manage and improve the one toy we love ****ING STUPID PANTS-ON-HEAD ******** DEVELOPERS MAKE SUCH A BASIC MISTAKE. Where are the backups? All MMO developers should do a full backup every single day. What about rollbacks? You could've rolled the server back and let us play whilst you figure it out on the test server even though the live server is intrinsically different to the test server (because it's not the test server) and there are numerous complications which could happen during patching that happen to multiple other MMOs on a regular basisinstead of sitting on your asses eating pizza! GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT CCP, YOUR ONE AND ONLY ROLE IN LIFE IS TO CATER TO ME AND ME ONLY
..Sorry, I thought I'd already hit my maximum weekly sarcasm budget. Guess not. |
Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:31:51 -
[5726] - Quote
According to my calculations....I have lost about 4-6 bill by now |
mavrick1
WEST COAST FREELANCERS
35
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:31:53 -
[5727] - Quote
starting to make me wonder if eve online uses a windows program, it would explain it all
FERENGI RULE OF ACQUISITION-á #177 KNOW YOUR ENEMIES....BUT DO BUSINESS WITH THEM ALWAYS
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Travis Black Thiesant
The Headbutt Heard 'Round The World
Hodor Holdings
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:31:56 -
[5728] - Quote
Vypera Blackneck wrote:Travis Black Thiesant wrote:I feel like everyone just wants someone to hang at CCP for this. Like fozzie ( DRINK ) . I don't think we're in a demanding position though Nah, I don't. I fully support CCP's staff. I'm pretty sure they having a hard time and doing all their best in these hours. While we are having fun here. Show some gratitude for the game they gave us and be with the rest of us to keep them and ourselves entertained. :) Big HAIL for CCP!!
Oh dude I totally agree with you its like midnight over there ( I think?) . I just don't get why people say that we should get free SP or anything |
Tekka
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:31:59 -
[5729] - Quote
SWTOR it is then. |
Asyntara
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:32:02 -
[5730] - Quote
I see 4 players and 3 slices of pizza in game at this moment |
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Robert Parr
Iron Tiger T3 Industries
34
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:32:11 -
[5731] - Quote
Sov changes working as intended...Jeez Fozzie I knew you wanted real change but, don't you think this just a little extreme???? |
Malog II
New Caldari Empire.
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:32:11 -
[5732] - Quote
For mental anguish , psychological cruelty , moral damage. timeout and everything else covered by the Mexican legislaacion of consumer protection .
I think Mill SP 5 for each active clients until today would be sufficient to repair the damage
greetings |
Centhina
Perkone
Caldari State
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:32:12 -
[5733] - Quote
Yup. They got the red CAT5 where the blue ones should be. Noob mitsake. |
Machette Bass
Essentia Torva
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:32:21 -
[5734] - Quote
come on, push for 300!!! they almost got it fixed!
maybe it was all the server traffic generated by the whining that slowed down progress on the fix?
i mean some of the comments were LOL funny,, i bet they had to stop and have a laugh at whats being said here, from time to time,,
maybe it was the people who saw the server was down, and still tried to log in anyway? |
Creation Consiousness
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:32:21 -
[5735] - Quote
4 players in EVE ATM and we get back and all out shts gone, even CCP are into the evil side!
Watch me live stream EVE and LOL for charity @ www.twitch.tv/misc123456789
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Nikki Issier
Member of Member of Member of Member of
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:32:37 -
[5736] - Quote
go make love.. xD |
cuttlebug
Masonic Knights
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:32:38 -
[5737] - Quote
With this unscheduled down time due to programming / hardware errors, how will this affect the perceptions of newbies, how will it affect revenue generation and lastly how will it affect the perception of the community that CCP provide a reliable and efficient MMORPG. The perception that CCP cannot overcome software issues will have certainly damaged their reputation, How are they going to overcome this . Maybe if CCP gave us regular updates into the situation they may alleviate our concerns, rather than letting speculation grow and more damage manifest itself. CCP Let us know what's happening. |
Lesley Anne
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:32:40 -
[5738] - Quote
Tekka wrote:SWTOR it is then.
meh ....that game |
SeththeImmortal
Dark's Combat Solutions
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:32:41 -
[5739] - Quote
OMG... What if.... it's over... all... Over... what if it never comes back?!?!
OMGOMGOGMGOMGOGMGOMGOMGOMOGMGOMGOMOGMGOMGOMG *POP* |
Renegade Heart
Carebear Miners R Us
475
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:32:41 -
[5740] - Quote
5 players
Looking 4 Guild
|
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Rhaegal
Swamphole Inc.
Swamphole
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:32:41 -
[5741] - Quote
Kierss Mann wrote:thanks CCP, I managed to go out with friends, get baked as f*ck and chase the dog around the garden. finally mastered a double backflip on my bike, buy a ton of munchies and have a right giggle laughing at my self in the garage!
BEST DAY EVER!!!! :D
did you jerk one off too? |
Waldo Barnstormer
Unscoped
Middle Aged Mayhem
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:32:42 -
[5742] - Quote
prep. H will see you right
|
Korona Burns
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:32:45 -
[5743] - Quote
If you can't roll back, your management and testing people are absolutely not doing their jobs. Sorry, reality is a *****. Twitter, youTube, Google, Bing, they all get it. Maybe you should get it too.
Again for me this is just funny, but reality is a ***** and if you are not competent to run a server farm, maybe you should hire people who are? |
scorchlikeshiswhiskey
Totally Abstract
O X I D E
428
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:32:54 -
[5744] - Quote
Creation Consiousness wrote:4 players in EVE ATM and we get back and all out shts gone, even CCP are into the evil side!
5!!! |
MachineOfLovingGrace
Meatshield Bastards
The Bastards.
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:33:01 -
[5745] - Quote
I don't know if this was asked before, but I'd LOVE to see a dev blog with some kind of post mortem about wtf happened to TQ. Really curious how you guys could cause such a clusterfrakk. |
Ted Rockson
eXtreme Co
Solyaris Chtonium
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:33:03 -
[5746] - Quote
Ya TQ shows 5 players Devs are testing!!! |
Evan Roc
The Scope
Gallente Federation
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:33:07 -
[5747] - Quote
5 players now :) |
Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:33:21 -
[5748] - Quote
Pyreice wrote:It's a DNS problem.
Cant be. The clients use IP addresses to connect.
Granted it would be a routing problem then....
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
|
Paranoid Lunatic
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:33:26 -
[5749] - Quote
there are 5 people online
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Waldo Barnstormer
Unscoped
Middle Aged Mayhem
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:33:39 -
[5750] - Quote
cuttlebug wrote:With this unscheduled down time due to programming / hardware errors, how will this affect the perceptions of newbies, how will it affect revenue generation and lastly how will it affect the perception of the community that CCP provide a reliable and efficient MMORPG. The perception that CCP cannot overcome software issues will have certainly damaged their reputation, How are they going to overcome this . Maybe if CCP gave us regular updates into the situation they may alleviate our concerns, rather than letting speculation grow and more damage manifest itself. CCP Let us know what's happening.
relax.. it has been one day.. |
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Xain deSleena
Terra Australis.
23
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:33:44 -
[5751] - Quote
Forum PVP best PVP.
To get the ball rolling...
Providence has been Goon free since that um...Burn Amarr announcement. Yes Goonies you really are the propaganda gods.
Who are the leading Super killers? Not PL, not Goonswarm Federation, not NC? Why not?
|
Karl Jerr
Herzack Unit
102
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:33:49 -
[5752] - Quote
5 players now, Eve is alive! lol |
James Baboli
The.Primary..
995
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:33:50 -
[5753] - Quote
I hope it wasn't the multi-core supporting compiler for the special python CCP has for eve going blewie. That means we now have an uncompiled snake that can multi-thread and which is known for being constrictive, which is adept at traversing the innertubes of the net-verse.
Talking more,
Flying crazier,
And drinking more
Making battleships worth the warp
|
Commander Spurty
Dimension Door
We need wards.
1512
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:33:51 -
[5754] - Quote
Don't think you have any idea what a Rollback is and what that would do to yours and my skillpoints you nana
There are good ships
And wood ships
And ships that sail the sea
But the best ships are
Spaceships
Built by CCP
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Deck Cadelanne
Exigent Circumstances
CAStabouts
167
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:33:53 -
[5755] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:Zaphod Askold wrote:Ever think about reverting to last known good version? their redundancy system are nonexistent...and rollback isn't an option so they are still as of now still clueless as to what to do.
Anonymous self-proclaimed IT expert validating another anonymous self-proclaimed IT expert...
Keep going, we may yet achieve critical mass.
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."
- Hunter S. Thompson
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Machette Bass
Essentia Torva
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:33:54 -
[5756] - Quote
come on, push for 300!!! they almost got it fixed!
maybe it was all the server traffic generated by the whining that slowed down progress on the fix?
i mean some of the comments were LOL funny,, i bet they had to stop and have a laugh at whats being said here, from time to time,,
maybe it was the people who saw the server was down, and still tried to log in anyway? |
Talisker04
Ascending Angels
Two Drink Minimum
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:33:59 -
[5757] - Quote
Wow 50k sp for to days offline. Dose that mean we can exspect atleast 25k sp so far. Be nice if its happens. I hope you get it fixed soon guys. I know you are worked at doing so. |
Nikki Issier
Member of Member of Member of Member of
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:34:02 -
[5758] - Quote
SYS admin YOU CAN JUST DOOOOO IT JUST DO IT!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-sfG8BV8wU
YES YOU CAN! |
Centhina
Perkone
Caldari State
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:34:04 -
[5759] - Quote
scorchlikeshiswhiskey wrote:Centhina wrote:I'm going for Top Damage and the Final Blow on this Threadnaught! Quick everyone. Whore in before it pops! Well, at a page every few seconds, I think we're going to break the tank on the forum server soon. Shouldn't be long now, but who's going for the pod?
Always going for the pod! Gonna drop a bubble just before it breaks. |
Kal'Han
Win or Die
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:34:05 -
[5760] - Quote
https://blog.utest.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2013/06/TiP.jpg |
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Esrevid Nekkeg
Justified and Ancient
355
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:34:07 -
[5761] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:TheMrRigs Nagasaki wrote:Have you tried turning it off and on again? do you have any idea how big the switch is? we need several people for that Only one. His name is Tuxford.
Here I used to have a sig of our old Camper in space. Now it is disregarded as being the wrong format.
Looking out the window I see one thing: Nothing wrong with the format of our Camper! Silly CCP......
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BlackBeard NL
Demonic Retribution
The Initiative.
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:34:11 -
[5762] - Quote
Jenn aSide wrote:Screw it, I going to go find some fat kids in my neighborhood, give them ncdot t-shirts and have them jump on my back to simulate a hotdrop, at least I can feel like I'm playing EVE that way I just said that on comms and got a laugh :)
whats bait?
|
Malog II
New Caldari Empire.
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:34:14 -
[5763] - Quote
I will Back to WoW |
Masao Kurata
Perkone
Caldari State
263
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:34:18 -
[5764] - Quote
Good luck, hope you don't have to roll back the database, looking forward to an explanation of wtf went wrong, messy technical details please |
Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3520
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:34:37 -
[5765] - Quote
Orob Ninebands wrote:Wow, 285 pages so far....
Anybody know what the record is for number of pages in a thread on the Eve-O forums?
The Likes and get likes thread is at 7592 pages.
Know a Frozen fan? Check this out
Frozen fanfiction
|
Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:34:40 -
[5766] - Quote
Lyndai Vassic wrote:Cephalosa Galactica wrote:I still demand higher pay for CCP employees...the current pay rates does not encourage an employee to work any harder than he should. And we the costumers continue to be on the loosing end. Better pay for the employees will directly impact performance at work...not free lunches and a game room. Yeah, because MMO systems are *so* simple and easy to set up, it's practically child's play to keep them running! I could fix their this with my eyes closed and I'm not even an IT professional! Why can't the developers who created the game, maintain the game, control the game, know everything about the game and are more familiar with the game systems and technologies than 100% of all other human beings on the planet and are exemplars of their trade and actively manage and improve the one toy we love ****ING STUPID PANTS-ON-HEAD ******** DEVELOPERS MAKE SUCH A BASIC MISTAKE. Where are the backups? All MMO developers should do a full backup every single day. What about rollbacks? You could've rolled the server back and let us play whilst you figure it out on the test server even though the live server is intrinsically different to the test server (because it's not the test server) and there are numerous complications which could happen during patching that happen to multiple other MMOs on a regular basisinstead of sitting on your asses eating pizza! GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT CCP, YOUR ONE AND ONLY ROLE IN LIFE IS TO CATER TO ME AND ME ONLY ..Sorry, I thought I'd already hit my maximum weekly sarcasm budget. Guess not.
Its a matter of emergency management, and the obvious lack of redundant self contained systems of backing up their data that has led to this catastrophic server failure to even start...you don't know what you are tlking about and "technically" neither do I, but what I do know if CCP was an American company that crap would be up and running already |
yarasta Armer
Puffheads almost anonymous
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:34:42 -
[5767] - Quote
Nikki Issier wrote:go make love.. xD
My hands too tired to do it any more |
Creation Consiousness
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:34:45 -
[5768] - Quote
cuttlebug wrote:With this unscheduled down time due to programming / hardware errors, how will this affect the perceptions of newbies, how will it affect revenue generation and lastly how will it affect the perception of the community that CCP provide a reliable and efficient MMORPG. The perception that CCP cannot overcome software issues will have certainly damaged their reputation, How are they going to overcome this . Maybe if CCP gave us regular updates into the situation they may alleviate our concerns, rather than letting speculation grow and more damage manifest itself. CCP Let us know what's happening.
I think they will deal with this by crying
Watch me live stream EVE and LOL for charity @ www.twitch.tv/misc123456789
|
Jermanicus
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:34:49 -
[5769] - Quote
don't stop now! all our sh*t posting is breathing life into the servers!!!!! |
Strupstad
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:34:56 -
[5770] - Quote
Sharing a little gem.
Wrangeline, Tier Armor is being made
- Anarchy Online forum post, 2003-2005 |
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Sophos Mileghere
Ars Goetia Corporation
18
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:34:56 -
[5771] - Quote
Malog II wrote:I will Back to WoW
close the door on the way out...
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Nikki Issier
Member of Member of Member of Member of
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:35:04 -
[5772] - Quote
Malog II wrote:I will Back to WoW
LEAVER !!!!
traitor!!!! |
afkalt
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
1655
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:35:10 -
[5773] - Quote
BlackBeard NL wrote:Jenn aSide wrote:Screw it, I going to go find some fat kids in my neighborhood, give them ncdot t-shirts and have them jump on my back to simulate a hotdrop, at least I can feel like I'm playing EVE that way I just said that on comms and got a laugh :) whats bait?
A bag of cakes. |
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
28
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:35:13 -
[5774] - Quote
Found this footage of EVE Devs starting Tranquility Icelandic style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrbwGmtZ8pM |
Neftaran
Dread Guard
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:35:14 -
[5775] - Quote
289 - Keeps going. |
Kayi Brixius
MASS A DEATH
Mordus Angels
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:35:18 -
[5776] - Quote
I wanna say I was here till the end! |
Renegade Heart
Carebear Miners R Us
475
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:35:18 -
[5777] - Quote
GöÅGöüGö¦GöüGö¦GöüGöô
GöúGöüGöâGöâGöâGöâGöâ
GöúGöüGöâGöâGöâGöâGöâ
GöùGöüGö+GöüGö+GöüGö¢
Looking 4 Guild
|
Paranoid Lunatic
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:35:25 -
[5778] - Quote
Waldo Barnstormer wrote:cuttlebug wrote:With this unscheduled down time due to programming / hardware errors, how will this affect the perceptions of newbies, how will it affect revenue generation and lastly how will it affect the perception of the community that CCP provide a reliable and efficient MMORPG. The perception that CCP cannot overcome software issues will have certainly damaged their reputation, How are they going to overcome this . Maybe if CCP gave us regular updates into the situation they may alleviate our concerns, rather than letting speculation grow and more damage manifest itself. CCP Let us know what's happening. relax.. it has been one day..
They have less than 1 1/2 hours before it's the 16th |
scorchlikeshiswhiskey
Totally Abstract
O X I D E
431
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:35:28 -
[5779] - Quote
Malog II wrote:I will Back to WoW
Can I have your stuff? |
Peto Mortis
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:35:34 -
[5780] - Quote
Cluckers Chicken wrote:Leliana Cami Cotte wrote:Tony Lennelluc wrote:I'm curious what about the Canadians ?????
Canada has internet access? :) Yes we do you hook a dish on the polar bear. Then you can get internet hot spot even when you are driving your dog sled.
They have internet but only the one computer . they have to share. :) |
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Marvin T Martian
Martian Chronicles Corporation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:35:39 -
[5781] - Quote
Okay I'm off work now and I have two things to say:
It's 'Fantasy' by Aldo Nova - not hip hop (great poem though - earlier posting),
and I blame Fozzie (sorry Fozzie lol).
*shot
Oh yeah and happy birthday FAWLTY7
Lord save me from your followers...
|
Shanza Shahni
Baria Frontiers.
Stella Nova
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:35:43 -
[5782] - Quote
Waldo Barnstormer wrote:prep. H will see you right
darn i was looking for a rubber ring advert |
Brokk Witgenstein
Extreme Agony
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:35:43 -
[5783] - Quote
Creation Consiousness wrote:You'd think after 3 years out of eve I'd come back and see new ships, and yep 1 group of tech 3 destroyers and that's it
They're still balancing the old ones. |
Bobaa Fett
THE BOARD OF EDUCATION
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:35:45 -
[5784] - Quote
CCP! No pizza for you! :)
gl on the fix fellas, SP will progress as intended during downtime, right? |
Primary This Rifter
4S Corporation
Goonswarm Federation
870
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:35:51 -
[5785] - Quote
yarasta Armer wrote:Nikki Issier wrote:go make love.. xD My hands too tired to do it any more
Personally I've run out of hard drive space. |
Kal'Han
Win or Die
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:35:52 -
[5786] - Quote
not accepting connection, 5 online, means the dev are in the game, progress.
|
HEnOCEgA
New Eden ORE Development Program
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:36:02 -
[5787] - Quote
fawking CCP. we want free SP.
Chips
and extra SP
Dip
CCP FAIL |
JS Enforcer
Mythic Inc
Gentlemen's.Parlor
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:36:02 -
[5788] - Quote
Did they try, Ctrl Alt delete? :) just a thought |
Messenger Of Truth
Butlerian Crusade
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:36:02 -
[5789] - Quote
Masao Kurata wrote:Good luck, hope you don't have to roll back the database, looking forward to an explanation of wtf went wrong, messy technical details please
Seconded, I love messy technical details. |
Lord Shabby Tr1cks
Samurai Syndicate
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:36:03 -
[5790] - Quote
Left the office earlier to play a bit today.
nn o7 |
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Bellerian
Out of Focus
Odin's Call
30
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:36:04 -
[5791] - Quote
Get Ready!
http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-05/21/5/imagebuzz/webdr13/anigif_optimized-7818-1432201062-11.gif |
Holznar'ar Eoner
Anomalous Existence
Low-Class
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:36:09 -
[5792] - Quote
To 300 and beyondddddd! |
Mylena Kare
Space Warriors Alliance
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:36:12 -
[5793] - Quote
EVE NEWS...extra ....extra ....extra.....Fozzie just turned in his resignation. He actually got an offer from Star Citizen. Star Citizen wanted him to kill Eve Online first. |
scorchlikeshiswhiskey
Totally Abstract
O X I D E
431
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:36:15 -
[5794] - Quote
Paranoid Lunatic wrote:Waldo Barnstormer wrote:cuttlebug wrote:With this unscheduled down time due to programming / hardware errors, how will this affect the perceptions of newbies, how will it affect revenue generation and lastly how will it affect the perception of the community that CCP provide a reliable and efficient MMORPG. The perception that CCP cannot overcome software issues will have certainly damaged their reputation, How are they going to overcome this . Maybe if CCP gave us regular updates into the situation they may alleviate our concerns, rather than letting speculation grow and more damage manifest itself. CCP Let us know what's happening. relax.. it has been one day.. They have less than 1 1/2 hours before it's the 16th
pffffft 5.5 hours, 'Murica time is only time |
Nikki Issier
Member of Member of Member of Member of
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:36:16 -
[5795] - Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDE0EoP7iuI
At the moment on EVE forum)))))))) |
Haruko Sakiya
Kishoshima Dragonash Mining Corporation
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:36:31 -
[5796] - Quote
Julien Brellier wrote:Things I have noticed today from things that I have read on this threadnought:
auzzies : very angry people
Europeans: very chilled out and humerous
americans: even more angry and entitled than the auzzies
If the problems persist another few hours, we'll find out all about the Russian temprement!
I'm curious what about the Canadians ?????
[/quote]
Never heard of them. -1[/quote]
Americans are not angry... WTH is your problem?? You want a piece of us?
Anyway... "Canadians are just weird..." This is a quote from a Canadian person I met.
[/quote]
Wait, do you mean Canadians are real? I just assumed it was something you made up to scare little kids with. That and their green beer.[/quote]
Canadians are a fictitious race concocted by J.R.R. Tolkien. C'mon guys, grow up...*sheesh* [/quote]
Hey!!! I'm Canadian.. well by blood born in the US but still BLOOD is thicker than water!!.. *puts on her flightsuit and prepares for battle...*
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Barrak
Wormhole Engineers
Greater Realms
136
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:36:40 -
[5797] - Quote
Kal'Han wrote:not accepting connection, 5 online, means the dev are in the game, progress.
Not really. it was like that at least 4 times at around 3pm. |
scandor
Hunter Killers.
Forsaken Asylum
44
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:36:49 -
[5798] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:According to my calculations....I have lost about 4-6 bill by now
YOU NEED TO GET OUT M8
|
Red Rose
Thundercats
The Initiative.
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:36:52 -
[5799] - Quote
glad we all can play world of warships meanwhile |
Messenger Of Truth
Butlerian Crusade
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:36:55 -
[5800] - Quote
JS Enforcer wrote:Did they try, Ctrl Alt delete? :) just a thought
Seriously don't suggest any usage of delete, critical windows files go missing every time someone tries that. |
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Gavriel Koraka
Fugutive Task Force
A T O N E M E N T
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:36:56 -
[5801] - Quote
For those who miss Jita:
Back door to TQ Found! Send 15B ISK. API Wallet Verified. Check my BIO and follow rules. Don't believe my competitors - they are all scammers. 15B ISK get you into EVE now. This is not a scam - bla, bla, bla, bla.
For full Jita effect, refresh your screen endlessly to re-read this post. |
Vypera Blackneck
The Retired Officers Club
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:36:56 -
[5802] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:According to my calculations....I have lost about 4-6 bill by now
I hope your toon still has enough to pay the bills. |
Maddog Firestar
Concordiat
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:36:58 -
[5803] - Quote
HEnOCEgA wrote:fawking CCP. we want free SP.
Chips
and extra SP
Dip
CCP FAIL
I am good with just chips. |
Renegade Heart
Carebear Miners R Us
475
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:37:15 -
[5804] - Quote
nobody is gonna knock you if you have some more pizza CCP
300
Looking 4 Guild
|
Grepsd
Jolly Jumpers Squad
La Division Bleue
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:37:16 -
[5805] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
...
No mater if we got free SP or anything, this GIF actualy make my day ! |
chaosjj
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
78
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:37:23 -
[5806] - Quote
The moment the server goed back up: http://giphy.com/gifs/sale-sample-UOjtOtQwNI13i |
Hopscotch Overblown
The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:37:25 -
[5807] - Quote
cuttlebug wrote:With this unscheduled down time due to programming / hardware errors, how will this affect the perceptions of newbies, how will it affect revenue generation and lastly how will it affect the perception of the community that CCP provide a reliable and efficient MMORPG. The perception that CCP cannot overcome software issues will have certainly damaged their reputation, How are they going to overcome this . Maybe if CCP gave us regular updates into the situation they may alleviate our concerns, rather than letting speculation grow and more damage manifest itself. CCP Let us know what's happening.
man, if only there was a first post which had a timeline of what was going on, and what had been done, and what was being done... OH WAIT THERE IS! |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
15
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:37:38 -
[5808] - Quote
TQ has 5 devs on it |
Nerin Slate
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:37:39 -
[5809] - Quote
I'm not gonna make it to 300 guys, go on without me. Enjoy eve when it comes up <3 |
Darkmift
The Scope
Gallente Federation
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:37:42 -
[5810] - Quote
Keep up the good work.
Bribe us with Isk and hookers. |
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BlackBeard NL
Demonic Retribution
The Initiative.
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:37:50 -
[5811] - Quote
Jermanicus wrote:don't stop now! all our sh*t posting is breathing life into the servers!!!!!
30 shitposts 2 likes 30 shitposts 2 likes 30 shitposts 2 likes..someone take over!
|
Travis Black Thiesant
The Headbutt Heard 'Round The World
Hodor Holdings
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:37:51 -
[5812] - Quote
Trying to push fro 300 soooooooooooooooooooooo
BUMP |
Robert Parr
Iron Tiger T3 Industries
34
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:37:56 -
[5813] - Quote
I know this is probably just too simple minded but, has anyone thought to, I don't know, roll back the patch you guys made just to get things back online and figure out the rest later???? Or am I just too Mac oriented?? |
Gillian Rova
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:37:56 -
[5814] - Quote
looks like all the servers are back up now |
xXxMeatpopsicle
Perkone
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:38:03 -
[5815] - Quote
Talisker04 wrote:Wow 50k sp for to days offline. Dose that mean we can exspect atleast 25k sp so far. Be nice if its happens. I hope you get it fixed soon guys. I know you are worked at doing so.
SCREW SKILLPOINTS I WANT MY GAMETIME BACK!!!
REPLY AND COPY IF YOU AGREE |
Silverdaddy
Ourapheh Holdings
54
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:38:28 -
[5816] - Quote
cuttlebug wrote:With this unscheduled down time due to programming / hardware errors, how will this affect the perceptions of newbies, how will it affect revenue generation and lastly how will it affect the perception of the community that CCP provide a reliable and efficient MMORPG. The perception that CCP cannot overcome software issues will have certainly damaged their reputation, How are they going to overcome this . Maybe if CCP gave us regular updates into the situation they may alleviate our concerns, rather than letting speculation grow and more damage manifest itself. CCP Let us know what's happening.
You mean, like the first post of this thread? There are running updates.
The problem with slavery is that only half of the manacles are visible. The Holder, supposed master, is equally bound by the gilded chains of privilege and wealth.
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Nikki Issier
Member of Member of Member of Member of
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:38:33 -
[5817] - Quote
16.07.15
Eve is rip
We love you....
You were in our hearts.... |
Korona Burns
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:38:40 -
[5818] - Quote
Kal'Han wrote:not accepting connection, 5 online, means the dev are in the game, progress.
Not so much progress as damage assessment. |
Hasyame Valneor
000 Horns And Hooves And Gears
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:38:40 -
[5819] - Quote
Lets waiting on X3 AP |
Deck Cadelanne
Exigent Circumstances
CAStabouts
170
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:38:48 -
[5820] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:... what I do know if CCP was an American company that crap would be up and running already
^ full of much excrement this one is
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."
- Hunter S. Thompson
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Karl Jerr
Herzack Unit
102
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:38:49 -
[5821] - Quote
xXxMeatpopsicle wrote:Talisker04 wrote:Wow 50k sp for to days offline. Dose that mean we can exspect atleast 25k sp so far. Be nice if its happens. I hope you get it fixed soon guys. I know you are worked at doing so. SCREW SKILLPOINTS I WANT MY GAMETIME BACK!!! REPLY AND COPY IF YOU AGREE
But the forum is part of this gametime |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
15
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:38:59 -
[5822] - Quote
THREADWORMS AWAKEN ONWARD TO 300!
TQ Finally has 5 devs on it so we need to hurry |
SeththeImmortal
Dark's Combat Solutions
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:39:01 -
[5823] - Quote
Ok, Everyone one at a time when it comes online...
I am glad we can see them being online at all... Mission Success... (although it all started with failure) |
Orob Ninebands
Multiplex Gaming
The Bastion
33
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:39:03 -
[5824] - Quote
cuttlebug wrote:With this unscheduled down time due to programming / hardware errors, how will this affect the perceptions of newbies, how will it affect revenue generation and lastly how will it affect the perception of the community that CCP provide a reliable and efficient MMORPG. The perception that CCP cannot overcome software issues will have certainly damaged their reputation, How are they going to overcome this . Maybe if CCP gave us regular updates into the situation they may alleviate our concerns, rather than letting speculation grow and more damage manifest itself. CCP Let us know what's happening.
"Alleviate our concerns....", what? What exactly do you have concerns about? So, a technical difficulty occurs and this causes you some kind of ridiculous "concerns"? Get a life, FFS. |
Terry Gillan
Terry's Film Company
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:39:08 -
[5825] - Quote
http://eve-offline.net/?server=tranquility
500 - Internal server error.
There is a problem with the resource you are looking for, and it cannot be displayed.
|
poonanoon
Assisted Suicide Services
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:39:10 -
[5826] - Quote
Uh oh crest just went offline....... Everything was green!
Wait it's back nvm |
Duckslayer
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Snuffed Out
59
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:39:12 -
[5827] - Quote
300 pages of total and utter bullshit.
WE DID IT REDDIT |
Nekhebet
Provincia Septim
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:39:13 -
[5828] - Quote
Ted Rockson wrote:Ya TQ shows 5 players Devs are testing!!!
They aren't testing, they are stealing all our stuff. |
Gilan Isana
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
46
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:39:15 -
[5829] - Quote
all servers up, wont be long now. . . . . . . |
Waldo Barnstormer
Unscoped
Middle Aged Mayhem
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:39:16 -
[5830] - Quote
Robert Parr wrote:I know this is probably just too simple minded but, has anyone thought to, I don't know, roll back the patch you guys made just to get things back online and figure out the rest later???? Or am I just too Mac oriented??
oh man.. if only someone had suggested this earlier.. we could have been online hours ago!
*sigh* |
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Kal'Han
Win or Die
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:39:25 -
[5831] - Quote
Barrak wrote:Kal'Han wrote:not accepting connection, 5 online, means the dev are in the game, progress.
Not really. it was like that at least 4 times at around 3pm.
well, there was regression to 0 and not working at all, if at first you don't... oh ffs I don't care anymore
also appropriate : http://blogs.gartner.com/richard-watson/files/2015/05/Worked-Fine-In-Dev-Ops-Problem-Now.jpg |
Messenger Of Truth
Butlerian Crusade
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:39:28 -
[5832] - Quote
The question on everyone's lips: Does Feawen like this?
* yes
* no |
Paranoid Lunatic
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:39:32 -
[5833] - Quote
For real this time ITS UP |
Camirryn Novo
Anonymous Hyena
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:39:32 -
[5834] - Quote
Hey CCP, I know you've probably had an exhausting, frustrating day (other than the time you all ate some pizza to keep up your strength!) and I just wanted to say thanks for all the updates throughout the day. I was talking to a buddy about this and he told me that most game developers wouldn't post updates this often. I wish you all luck in fixing this. I help train noobs and losing a day's worth of isk is a big deal. Would you all consider possibly giving out some free skill points or isk to EvE pilots once this is fixed? Thanks again for all your hard work, I know its getting late over there....
Fly safe and die in glory o7
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USF GUNNER Khardula
The Clown Shoe Crew
Short Bus Mercenaries.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:39:33 -
[5835] - Quote
i guess ccp forgot to pay their infrastructure server bill so they self- destructed ^.^ |
Mariam Sura
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:39:38 -
[5836] - Quote
this explains it.. |
ferzar
ferzar Corporation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:39:41 -
[5837] - Quote
the down time has been quite long CCP!
We understand its not easy to oversee the entire code in search for bugs.
the thing is that we paid for the game (at least some of us) with real money and as you know its not cheap
so i think that a compensation is un order?!
remember that time is a key factor in the game and every minute lost is a million lost, one million less closer to buy plex.
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Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
11825
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:39:41 -
[5838] - Quote
IM IN!!!
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Imiarr Timshae
Funny Men In Funny Hats
302
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:39:42 -
[5839] - Quote
Gavriel Koraka wrote:For those who miss Jita:
Back door to TQ Found! Send 15B ISK. API Wallet Verified. Check my BIO and follow rules. Don't believe my competitors - they are all scammers. 15B ISK get you into EVE now. This is not a scam - bla, bla, bla, bla.
For full Jita effect, refresh your screen endlessly to re-read this post.
By setting up a macro to refresh the page 15 times a second, it's perfectly recreating the Jita experience! I want to tear out my eyes!
Personal Standings Services - Free 3rd Party & Collateral Holding Service - 7+ Day Old Corps for Highsec POS Sales
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Sarona Arcanian
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:39:43 -
[5840] - Quote
TQ is up |
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Max Mayweather
Armada Nakarta
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:39:45 -
[5841] - Quote
i am online :D |
Okamie Okel
Umbra Paw Incorporated
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:39:46 -
[5842] - Quote
Red Rose wrote:glad we all can play world of warships meanwhile
oh yeah good point
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Miss Cruentatus
C5 Flight
The Serenity Initiative
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:39:47 -
[5843] - Quote
SCREW U GUYS IM ONLINE!!!! |
Kayi Brixius
MASS A DEATH
Mordus Angels
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:39:49 -
[5844] - Quote
WE ARE IN! |
Birfield Zane
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:39:52 -
[5845] - Quote
300, the dream is real. |
Whoziwatzits
State War Academy
Caldari State
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:39:57 -
[5846] - Quote
Nerin Slate wrote:I'm not gonna make it to 300 guys, go on without me. Enjoy eve when it comes up <3
Unacceptable, pilot! You get your butt back on that line, you stand there, and you s***post with the rest of us!
edit: Servers are green, repeat, servers are green. Go, go, go! |
Kato's Pete
Quam Singulari
Triumvirate.
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:39:58 -
[5847] - Quote
WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
Cheezedoodle
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:05 -
[5848] - Quote
HOLY CRAP I'M LOGGED IN |
Waldo Barnstormer
Unscoped
Middle Aged Mayhem
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:05 -
[5849] - Quote
Nekhebet wrote:Ted Rockson wrote:Ya TQ shows 5 players Devs are testing!!! They aren't testing, they are stealing all our stuff.
joke's on them.. i don't have much worth stealing :D |
afkalt
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
1655
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:07 -
[5850] - Quote
I hope they're flying around podding all the ******* who said "duh, just restore it" |
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Oroch Zeshua
The Scope
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:07 -
[5851] - Quote
"Quick boys, 12hours mark incoming, must bring server online!" |
Nikki Issier
Member of Member of Member of Member of
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:08 -
[5852] - Quote
-ö-¦-¦-¦-¦ -Ç-¦-¦-+-é-¦-¦ -é-¦-+! -ö-¦-+-¦-¦ -ü-¦-Ç-¦-¦-Ç !
-ò-¦-¦ -ü-+-+-é,-¦-¦-+-î-¦-+ -+-¦ -+-¦-â-é,-+-ï -¦-¦-Ç-+-+ -¦ -é-¦-¦-Å -ì-+-+-¦-¦-¦)))) |
Ping Sazas
Care Bears R Us
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:09 -
[5853] - Quote
loged in successfully |
LocNar Prime
Black Bull Foundation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:10 -
[5854] - Quote
I'm an American, and we are angry so #@$! you !!! .. lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGQaH3-LK54 |
Pixilated Finesse
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:12 -
[5855] - Quote
Guess the Dev's will have some nice overtime on this check. Cha-ching :) |
Asyntara
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:17 -
[5856] - Quote
Never let it be said that I contributed to this 300 non sense
lol |
Malwina Broniewska
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:17 -
[5857] - Quote
"Join 5 other pilots:"
:D |
Cartheron Crust
Matari Exodus
The Camel Empire
179
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:17 -
[5858] - Quote
Confirming I have posted in this thread. |
Crash Dummy
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:17 -
[5859] - Quote
JS Enforcer wrote:Did they try, Ctrl Alt delete? :) just a thought
Yes... but its locked up and they can't find the power button... |
Spar Multendor
The Darwin Awards Prize Patrol
Internet Space Bullies Alliance
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:20 -
[5860] - Quote
Bump for 300 |
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Mr Bullet
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:22 -
[5861] - Quote
just a kick on the side of the tower..... that should do it |
Enei Etha
Viziam
Amarr Empire
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:22 -
[5862] - Quote
The connection is REAL |
Kaldun Numerodos
Slippery Pete Emerged
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:22 -
[5863] - Quote
Have they checked the carburetor? Or perhaps tried turning the internet valve so the handle is parallel with the pipe? |
Camulus Ghasha
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:26 -
[5864] - Quote
Well CCP I hope you are happy,
Today was my lazy day off, now instead I have cut my grass and reorganised the house as well ate properly.
I hope you are pleased with yourselves. |
Redzombi Kurvora
Yummy Penguin Corporation
Sock Puppet Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:27 -
[5865] - Quote
It's Fixed!!! |
Gilchrist Blackmoore
Tit-EE Sprinkles
Stratagem.
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:27 -
[5866] - Quote
Whats with all the bitching? I'm logged in.
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Renegade Heart
Carebear Miners R Us
475
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:29 -
[5867] - Quote
nooooooooooooooo 300 lol
Looking 4 Guild
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Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
28
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:30 -
[5868] - Quote
I'm in.... Before 300.. the DEATH of Threadnought.... |
Veltraan
The Scope
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:32 -
[5869] - Quote
Join 5 other pilots hahahaha awesome
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Gundarr Twinklefluffie
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:40 -
[5870] - Quote
I just logged into tranquility |
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Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
15
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:41 -
[5871] - Quote
HURRY UP 300 BEFORE GATES OPEN COME ON GOGOGOGO THREADWORMS |
scully3 Alabel
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:41 -
[5872] - Quote
I doubt if I will play after my time to plex comes around they would have to give us something to keep my accounts 4 account by 12 mths that a **** load of euro their they gonna loose
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Silverdaddy
Ourapheh Holdings
54
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:44 -
[5873] - Quote
Robert Parr wrote:I know this is probably just too simple minded but, has anyone thought to, I don't know, roll back the patch you guys made just to get things back online and figure out the rest later???? Or am I just too Mac oriented??
It obviously worked in their test environment. Ergo, there is something about the production environment that is salient, and the problem will be even harder to identify if they do a roll-back.
The problem with slavery is that only half of the manacles are visible. The Holder, supposed master, is equally bound by the gilded chains of privilege and wealth.
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Tyler Akiga
Perkone
Caldari State
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:46 -
[5874] - Quote
ITS OFFICIALL I AM IN NEW EDEN! |
Karl Jerr
Herzack Unit
102
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:50 -
[5875] - Quote
Logged, the Canuck way |
CAPTIANJIMSTAR
UNITED FEDERATION OF PLANETS-ALPHA QUADRANT
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:51 -
[5876] - Quote
We need scotty to fix this thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpWhugUmV5U
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Messenger Of Truth
Butlerian Crusade
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:53 -
[5877] - Quote
I knew something fishy was going on when there wasn't a Falcon post update at 22:30! |
Kat Lightning
Bio Babes Industries
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:55 -
[5878] - Quote
Just as I stood up to go to bed - damnit |
Deck Cadelanne
Exigent Circumstances
CAStabouts
170
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:55 -
[5879] - Quote
...and I am logged in. Whaddaysknow...
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."
- Hunter S. Thompson
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Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
59
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:57 -
[5880] - Quote
Duckslayer wrote:300 pages of total and utter bullshit.
WE DID IT REDDIT
You posted this on page 292.
Do you even numbers? :/ |
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Waldo Barnstormer
Unscoped
Middle Aged Mayhem
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:40:58 -
[5881] - Quote
but...
i don't wanna play now! |
Sophos Mileghere
Ars Goetia Corporation
18
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:41:03 -
[5882] - Quote
We are back! |
Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:41:05 -
[5883] - Quote
ITSSSS UPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
afkalt
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
1655
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:41:14 -
[5884] - Quote
/me raises beer to support.
aaaaand it's late, good night! |
Miao Sajuuk
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:41:19 -
[5885] - Quote
bump |
Akira Kata
Goggles Inc.
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:41:26 -
[5886] - Quote
So... CCP insult Kim Jong-Un or something? |
Galaxxis
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:41:28 -
[5887] - Quote
I've lost at least 100 trillion isk by now! That might be a few orders of magnitude off in either direction, but there's no way to know for sure. CCP, you owe me at least that much. I expect it deposited immediately upon login. |
scully3 Alabel
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:41:30 -
[5888] - Quote
this bs u owe us ccp |
Kal'Han
Win or Die
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:41:31 -
[5889] - Quote
we can still make 300 with "woooooot" |
Eli Stan
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
250
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:41:32 -
[5890] - Quote
http://eve-offline.net/
Quote:Tranquility; ok (5 players)
\o/
VIP mode. Probably lots of validation tests at this point, depending on what went wrong and what the fix was.
Very good news CCP got past the startup issues.
Yay for pizza!
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Korona Burns
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:41:34 -
[5891] - Quote
Nikki Issier wrote:16.07.15
Eve is rip
We love you....
You were in our hearts....
Eve is not rip. I dunno lets say conservatively 50k subs at 15$ month. That is a net gross of $750,000.00. Do you *ACTUALLY* believe Eve is RIP? Nobody kills that goose.
On the other hand, one would expect CCP to be able to afford SOME PEOPLE WHO UNDERSTAND DISASTER MANAGEMENT.
Clearly they do not have any.
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Ren Kavik
Vapid Vacuums Inc.
Rebel Alliance of New Eden
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:41:34 -
[5892] - Quote
xXxMeatpopsicle wrote:Talisker04 wrote:Wow 50k sp for to days offline. Dose that mean we can exspect atleast 25k sp so far. Be nice if its happens. I hope you get it fixed soon guys. I know you are worked at doing so. SCREW SKILLPOINTS I WANT MY GAMETIME BACK!!! REPLY AND COPY IF YOU AGREE
i agree!
i have no life
and all today's gametime
was taken away from me |
Nikki Issier
Member of Member of Member of Member of
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:41:35 -
[5893] - Quote
-ö-É-É-É-É)))))) -ù-É-á-É-æ-P-ó-É-¢ -ú-á-É-É-É yaaaaaaay they did it YAAAY XDDDD |
Iezabel Avuli
Signal Cartel
EvE-Scout Enclave
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:41:37 -
[5894] - Quote
Yes!! Back online!!! |
Paranoid Lunatic
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:41:46 -
[5895] - Quote
THANK YOU CCP NOW WHERE'S MY FREE STUFF jk :p |
Braden Fanguard
Dutch East Querious Company
Phoebe Freeport Republic
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:41:47 -
[5896] - Quote
TQ IS BACK FELLOW PILOTS!! THank you CCP for all the hard work you did fixing this issue!
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HEnOCEgA
New Eden ORE Development Program
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:41:47 -
[5897] - Quote
Have you tried unplugging it. waiting 30 seconds and plugging it back in?
|
Silverdaddy
Ourapheh Holdings
54
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:41:50 -
[5898] - Quote
Happy-dance in Tranquility!
The problem with slavery is that only half of the manacles are visible. The Holder, supposed master, is equally bound by the gilded chains of privilege and wealth.
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yarasta Armer
Puffheads almost anonymous
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:41:54 -
[5899] - Quote
Paranoid Lunatic wrote:For real this time ITS UP
yep, at least it says it is
Good job CCP, ty for the last few hours of nerd rage entertainment |
hannes 10001
The Four Horsemen LLC
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:41:56 -
[5900] - Quote
Oh gosh! |
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NightmareX
Lakagigar
657
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:41:59 -
[5901] - Quote
Wow, i'm also online now, which means this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9Lx7chd5X8
Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:
1: Asteroid Madness
2: Clash of the Empires
3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama
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afkalt
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
1655
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:42:01 -
[5902] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:ITSSSS UPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you have to say....... |
Atekal
Strategic Insanity
FUBAR.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:42:01 -
[5903] - Quote
714 Players online and Climbing with Green Status of online. |
Phugoid
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
189
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:42:05 -
[5904] - Quote
Will there be a lot more babies born in 9 months from now?
Tho, I forgot how to do that :P
Flugzeugf++hrer
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Sabrez Haklar
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:42:06 -
[5905] - Quote
Server just entered vip mode hopefully they found the hamster |
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy
Caldari State
32
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:42:14 -
[5906] - Quote
300 bump |
Gilan Isana
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
46
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:42:16 -
[5907] - Quote
GO GO GO. . . . . .
|
Centhina
Perkone
Caldari State
8
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:42:21 -
[5908] - Quote
IT LIVES!!! |
Akira Kata
Goggles Inc.
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:42:24 -
[5909] - Quote
Talaris EveningStar wrote:Duckslayer wrote:300 pages of total and utter bullshit.
WE DID IT REDDIT You posted this on page 292. Do you even numbers? :/
Predictive analysis at work...? |
BlackBeard NL
Demonic Retribution
The Initiative.
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:42:27 -
[5910] - Quote
ok im in now i can go to bed |
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Blitz Hacker
Gorean Armada of New Eden
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:42:28 -
[5911] - Quote
So if the eve servers are leaving Eve.. can I have your stuff? like just send me a blade server or two for some hacked pseudo clone of eve .. like shadowbane style.. w00t.. gimmie yer stuffz nubs :P
So .. did you guys take out platinum insurance on the clusters or you just gonna wipe eve and restart.. give everyone another luxury yacht bpc, and some new game like mattani tears or something..
God this game is great. even when it's not online. hehe |
xXxNIMRODxXx
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
34
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:42:33 -
[5912] - Quote
SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
Talisker04
Ascending Angels
Two Drink Minimum
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:42:34 -
[5913] - Quote
well ccp happy you got this fixed |
Knarf Truesdale
Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms
Test Alliance Please Ignore
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:42:36 -
[5914] - Quote
Not.
Going.
To.
Make.
It.
Save yourselves....
CCP 2009:-á-á http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgvM7av1o1Q
CCP 2012:-á http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r0KHMrjmk0
moar 2009 please.
|
Orob Ninebands
Multiplex Gaming
The Bastion
33
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:42:38 -
[5915] - Quote
Camirryn Novo wrote:Hey CCP, I know you've probably had an exhausting, frustrating day (other than the time you all ate some pizza to keep up your strength!) and I just wanted to say thanks for all the updates throughout the day. I was talking to a buddy about this and he told me that most game developers wouldn't post updates this often. I wish you all luck in fixing this. I help train noobs and losing a day's worth of isk is a big deal. Would you all consider possibly giving out some free skill points or isk to EvE pilots once this is fixed? Thanks again for all your hard work, I know its getting late over there....
Fly safe and die in glory o7
Wow. Quite the mix of reasonable understanding and ridiculous sense of some kind of loss. Congrats on being both understanding on the one hand and an entitlement asshat on the other. Why do people think CCP should give them something just because they had a temporary technical snafu? This is such a nice illustration of what crap many in society have become. Being glad that your game came back won't be enough... |
Caluna Rova
Shiny Shiny Golden Fishy Fish
Someone Hit Our Mailbox
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:42:41 -
[5916] - Quote
Thanks for all the hard work on getting the server back up. Go get some sleep, folks - you sure earned it. |
Mariam Sura
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:42:43 -
[5917] - Quote
and now for something completely useful.. |
Nikki Issier
Member of Member of Member of Member of
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:42:43 -
[5918] - Quote
Now i`m happy tanquility working again! =DDD |
HEnOCEgA
New Eden ORE Development Program
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:42:50 -
[5919] - Quote
Galaxxis wrote:I've lost at least 100 trillion isk by now! That might be a few orders of magnitude off in either direction, but there's no way to know for sure. CCP, you owe me at least that much. I expect it deposited immediately upon login.
I make triple that a day and i dont even need to login |
Cesaille Lennelluc
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:42:51 -
[5920] - Quote
it's on!! woop! woop! Tranquility is up!! |
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Grus Knight
Kraken Exploration and Janitorial Services
The Bastion
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:42:54 -
[5921] - Quote
Thank you CCP!
IT'S ALIIIIIIIVE!!! |
Kesinik
DASH Metagalactic Defence Syndicate
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:42:56 -
[5922] - Quote
Thanks CCP
Awesome work guys
Am I the only person that doesn't hate CCP Fozzie?
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Imiarr Timshae
Funny Men In Funny Hats
302
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:42:57 -
[5923] - Quote
This just in:
Eve online shut down less than a week after a 11 hour downtime rocked the game universe.
Apparently the playerbase discovered the "outdoors" and never returned.
Personal Standings Services - Free 3rd Party & Collateral Holding Service - 7+ Day Old Corps for Highsec POS Sales
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Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
11825
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:42:57 -
[5924] - Quote
now watch it go down again in 5 minutes |
DHuncan
Minerva Group
Scibere est Agere
92
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:42:57 -
[5925] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue that happened during a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
21:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY REBOOTING TQ AND WILL BE TESTING A FIX OVER THE NEXT 30 MIN
21:30 UTC - TESTING IS CURRENTLY ONGOING - NO ETA FOR UPTIME
22:00 UTC - WE ARE DEPLOYING A NEW BUILD TO TRANQUILITY FOR TESTING
22:40 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS NOW BACK ONLINE AND ACCEPTING CONNECTIONS!
Meanwhile they collapsing the forum server to reach 300 pages of redneck literature
What did you say about CODE?
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Erica Javarjot
Quantum Field Theory
Quantum Collective
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:42:59 -
[5926] - Quote
THANK YOU CCP! |
Bobby Shyne
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:43:02 -
[5927] - Quote
OYYY! |
Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
59
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:43:08 -
[5928] - Quote
Just in time for me to go home from work and actually play.
Thank you for your cooperation in my master plan CCP. The bribes I promised will be sent your way shortly.
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Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:43:11 -
[5929] - Quote
Damn no 300 before open gates, but great THREADNAUGHT EVERYONE! GJ |
Duk'hai Angelis
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:43:17 -
[5930] - Quote
ferzar wrote:the down time has been quite long CCP!
We understand its not easy to oversee the entire code in search for bugs.
the thing is that we paid for the game (at least some of us) with real money and as you know its not cheap
so i think that a compensation is un order?!
remember that time is a key factor in the game and every minute lost is a million lost, one million less closer to buy plex.
That's all very fine, but have you ever seen a game that's run and been constantly expanded over 10 years without charging even once for the expansions?
I think CCP deserve a little leeway, my friend. |
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Josef Alland
Cerberus Federation Industrial Division
Gentlemen's.Parlor
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:43:21 -
[5931] - Quote
Thanks guys, I know you worked your nuts off to get the server up again, but we'd all like an update here on what happened to cause such downtime. |
Renegade Heart
Carebear Miners R Us
475
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:43:22 -
[5932] - Quote
gj ccp
Looking 4 Guild
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Kira Dimensions
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:43:22 -
[5933] - Quote
Im in!!!
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Deck Cadelanne
Exigent Circumstances
CAStabouts
170
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:43:24 -
[5934] - Quote
Quick, log in bitches! I iz reinforcing all your things!
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."
- Hunter S. Thompson
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Falconice Saisima
Empyreal Shadow Vanguard
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:43:25 -
[5935] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Steijn wrote:another clusterf**k. Quite literally. We're working on it!
And i hope someone submitted a bug report for probes not being visible in W space. |
Major Minor
Miner Rentals
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:43:25 -
[5936] - Quote
Almost 300.... Almost! |
Xunau Stormblessed
Paths of Planeswalkers
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:43:29 -
[5937] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
22:40 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS NOW BACK ONLINE AND ACCEPTING CONNECTIONS!
[/b]
Damn CCP won....
I had money on 24 Hours. |
Aries Skyguard
Space Mutts
Dramatic Exit.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:43:32 -
[5938] - Quote
OP SUCCES
http://media.tumblr.com/152e7e299a4d872c4987b83ef55a350a/tumblr_inline_mht9y3lmKY1qz4rgp.gif |
Joshke
YIP.
39
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:43:34 -
[5939] - Quote
Online! |
Keoghzer Artrald
EVE University
Ivy League
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:43:35 -
[5940] - Quote
thanks guys |
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Lyndai Vassic
Perkone
Caldari State
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:43:35 -
[5941] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:Lyndai Vassic wrote:Cephalosa Galactica wrote:I still demand higher pay for CCP employees...the current pay rates does not encourage an employee to work any harder than he should. And we the costumers continue to be on the loosing end. Better pay for the employees will directly impact performance at work...not free lunches and a game room. Yeah, because MMO systems are *so* simple and easy to set up, it's practically child's play to keep them running! I could fix their this with my eyes closed and I'm not even an IT professional! Why can't the developers who created the game, maintain the game, control the game, know everything about the game and are more familiar with the game systems and technologies than 100% of all other human beings on the planet and are exemplars of their trade and actively manage and improve the one toy we love ****ING STUPID PANTS-ON-HEAD ******** DEVELOPERS MAKE SUCH A BASIC MISTAKE. Where are the backups? All MMO developers should do a full backup every single day. What about rollbacks? You could've rolled the server back and let us play whilst you figure it out on the test server even though the live server is intrinsically different to the test server (because it's not the test server) and there are numerous complications which could happen during patching that happen to multiple other MMOs on a regular basisinstead of sitting on your asses eating pizza! GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT CCP, YOUR ONE AND ONLY ROLE IN LIFE IS TO CATER TO ME AND ME ONLY ..Sorry, I thought I'd already hit my maximum weekly sarcasm budget. Guess not. Its a matter of emergency management, and the obvious lack of redundant self contained systems of backing up their data that has led to this catastrophic server failure to even start...you don't know what you are tlking about and "technically" neither do I, but what I do know if CCP was an American company that crap would be up and running already
Only.. it's not, dearie, it's not. This kind of thing happens. Google helps! They explained the issue and they explained that they're working on it. Deal with it, leave supportive comments if you like- it'll help. And make you not look like a colossal ****.
As for me not knowing what I'm talking about... I work in networking, I sure as hell know more about it than you do.
OHH BURN |
Kat Lightning
Bio Babes Industries
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:43:37 -
[5942] - Quote
300 pages before the fix - DENIED! Way to go CCP |
White Bull
Flux Technologies Inc
Gentlemen's.Parlor
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:43:39 -
[5943] - Quote
Grtz.. thats realy hard work.. cong. |
Caboosette
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:43:44 -
[5944] - Quote
Now that we are back online. WiNGSPAN Delivery Services is now able to service our customers! |
Senator316 Cadelanne
Wings of Evil
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:43:48 -
[5945] - Quote
WE THERE YET? |
Reverendia Zeddamax
The Old Timer's Guild
M O B I U S
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:43:57 -
[5946] - Quote
Tekka wrote:SWTOR it is then.
See you on The Shadowlands! |
Darlucilic
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:44:00 -
[5947] - Quote
WE ARE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! |
Cancel Align NOW
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
520
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:44:01 -
[5948] - Quote
During this downtime I have vacuumed the house done the dishes and made bacon and egg pie for dinner. The misses will be pleasantly surprised when she getd home from work. |
Nikki Issier
Member of Member of Member of Member of
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:44:02 -
[5949] - Quote
AT NOW give me my titan XD |
Sargon Matrix
Perkone
Caldari State
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:44:02 -
[5950] - Quote
Time to go shoot something... |
|
|
Korona Burns
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:44:03 -
[5951] - Quote
So with 50k subs at $15 per month being $750,000.00, what are the losses per day of down time? Well they should be about $25k per day...
Probably a clause in the EULA that says "if we really do kill the goose that lays the golden egg you have no recourse."
Not going to happen...
But you are not going to get **** for your down time. |
BlackBeard NL
Demonic Retribution
The Initiative.
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:44:07 -
[5952] - Quote
i lost to rubber turkeys ;/ |
Kronos Badasaz
Stealth Explorations
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:44:15 -
[5953] - Quote
I'M BACK BABY !! |
Valentine King
Zarnfell
The Southern Syndicate
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:44:20 -
[5954] - Quote
LOL - Now joining 714 players
|
Blitz Hacker
Gorean Armada of New Eden
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:44:21 -
[5955] - Quote
Eve execs be like.. if this troll thread reaches 300 pages before it's up.. your all going to find new jobs at blizzard.. goes up.. page 298 or some sheit lulz |
Borg Stoneson
SWARTA
Mostly Clueless
46
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:44:21 -
[5956] - Quote
Aw, didn't make 300 pages. |
Kal'Han
Win or Die
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:44:24 -
[5957] - Quote
so few online, only the one luking here, 715 players after 4 minutes
|
Bea DenSotreni
Mine Mine Meins Inc.
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:44:38 -
[5958] - Quote
Good Job :D! |
a22
Tritanium Industries and Technology
Executive Outcomes
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:44:41 -
[5959] - Quote
At 3:42 Pacific standard time on Wednesday, July 15 the EVE server appears to have come back online \o/ |
Camirryn Novo
Anonymous Hyena
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:44:44 -
[5960] - Quote
Yay! So happy you fixed it! |
|
|
Kira Dimensions
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:44:49 -
[5961] - Quote
Kira Dimensions wrote:Im in!!!
quick everybody undock before the next crash |
Desert Ice78
Gryphons of the Western Wind
513
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:44:51 -
[5962] - Quote
Dear God, IT LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
I am a pod pilot:
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/DesertIce/POD.jpg
CCP Zulu: Came expecting a discussion about computer monitors, left confused.
|
SupaSpliff
Don't wanna pay Tax
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:44:55 -
[5963] - Quote
Thank You. I hope you can enjoy a well deserved break now. Looking forward to the post mortem :-D |
Vypera Blackneck
The Retired Officers Club
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:44:56 -
[5964] - Quote
Yepeeeee 300!!!! :D
|
Nyco Di Valones
EPICentre Syndicate
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:44:57 -
[5965] - Quote
This message is my contribution !
#300 |
1MHB1
Legiao Portuguesa
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:44:57 -
[5966] - Quote
Braden Fanguard wrote:TQ IS BACK FELLOW PILOTS!! THank you CCP for all the hard work you did fixing this issue!
YES IS TRUE!!! BACK ONLINE, THANK YOU CPP FOR A HARD WORK!!!
yay |
Angelica Puffulant
Federal Logistics Initiative Conglomerate
United Interests
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:45:01 -
[5967] - Quote
Let me take a crack at this, for fun sake:
- System status check in progress....
- EVE -- ONLINE.
|
Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:45:05 -
[5968] - Quote
13 hours and I don't see a change in skill points not even a fedo in our reedeemables, nothing....expected. |
NightmareX
Lakagigar
659
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:45:07 -
[5969] - Quote
And as we finally are back online, i will just say this to CCP : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl4sCOzr9U4
Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:
1: Asteroid Madness
2: Clash of the Empires
3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama
|
virxens
Nexis.
Usurper.
13
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:45:08 -
[5970] - Quote
When the server came back up the devs be like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9Lx7chd5X8
Awesome work guys, thanks for all your handwork and enjoy your day off tmro :) |
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Nikki Issier
Member of Member of Member of Member of
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:45:11 -
[5971] - Quote
Time to mass suicide in jita)))) |
Dunpeal Hunter
Zervas Aeronautics
The Bastion
72
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:45:12 -
[5972] - Quote
Is it happening? Is it happening? Holy crap, it is really happening!
I dont know if this is important or not, but i have chickens.....
|
Igtoo
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:45:19 -
[5973] - Quote
"Connecting" - That's like music to my ears. I never thought I'd be so happy to hear Aura's voice, now I can finally go back to ignoring the wife |
Jin-ie Kwon
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:45:21 -
[5974] - Quote
This is SPARTAA |
Braskus Aurellius
Stoned Dragon Jedi
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:45:24 -
[5975] - Quote
Phugoid wrote:Will there be a lot more babies born in 9 months from now?
Tho, I forgot how to do that :P
9 months from today is tax day too. ouch. |
Alpha Spinecone
Bussin At Em
Augmented Skirmish Resource Group
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:45:26 -
[5976] - Quote
All systems go!
'Ey, thanks CCP, and all the wonderful, beautiful, geniuses (Geninui?) who worked like madmen and woman behind the scenes to get us back up and running.
Ignore the prats, you've done a damn fine job under an enormous amount of strain, and we're all incredibly grateful. Good work, and thanks a ton. |
Crash Dummy
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
3
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:45:29 -
[5977] - Quote
Hey.... where'd everyone go !!!!!!!
|
Miao Sajuuk
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:45:31 -
[5978] - Quote
300 |
Skalle Pande
Teknisk Forlag
91
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:45:31 -
[5979] - Quote
Borg Stoneson wrote:Aw, didn't make 300 pages.
Might still...
|
Fuzzy TheBear
Angels of Ptah
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:45:33 -
[5980] - Quote
300 pages folks .. you got it |
|
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Efkar Chelien
The Independent Legion of Wookies
End of Life
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:45:33 -
[5981] - Quote
before 300 |
Jason Strike
Lom Corporation
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:45:33 -
[5982] - Quote
Great Success :D |
Rossi Tenmar
Decadence.
RAZOR Alliance
41
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:45:33 -
[5983] - Quote
All you need to do is to push some buttons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRubp9YfY7s
|
Oess Albosa
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:45:35 -
[5984] - Quote
WE ARE THE 300 |
Fourth Gate
EVE University
Ivy League
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:45:36 -
[5985] - Quote
DING!
Maybe not. |
Veltraan
The Scope
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:45:53 -
[5986] - Quote
I WILL MAKE PAGE 300! here goes the click.. |
afkalt
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
1656
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:45:58 -
[5987] - Quote
300 for the win. Now I can sleep.
Edit: This timing impresses even me. http://i.imgur.com/jaeJQkE.jpg for posterity :) |
Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3520
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:45:58 -
[5988] - Quote
Did we make it?
Missed by one!
Know a Frozen fan? Check this out
Frozen fanfiction
|
ivona fly
Black Fox Marauders
Spaceship Bebop
11
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:46:01 -
[5989] - Quote
well done devs |
Nikki Issier
Member of Member of Member of Member of
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:46:01 -
[5990] - Quote
YES YES YES 300!!!!!!!!!!! |
|
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Leah Agenon
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:46:02 -
[5991] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue that happened during a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
........
22:00 UTC - WE ARE DEPLOYING A NEW BUILD TO TRANQUILITY FOR TESTING
22:40 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS NOW BACK ONLINE AND ACCEPTING CONNECTIONS!
thank you to all the CCP team for the very hard work we can only assume. It is understood that you probably had a different outcome in mind. your dedication is very much appreciated.
cheers guys and enjoy a well deserved drink |
Kira Dimensions
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:46:07 -
[5992] - Quote
300 |
Leeming
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
12
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:46:10 -
[5993] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8r3cWM4JII
|
Karl Jerr
Herzack Unit
102
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:46:12 -
[5994] - Quote
300 bump |
Arist en Daire
Arx Eclipsis
Reaper Federation
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:46:14 -
[5995] - Quote
Man, I really thought it was adults who played this game --- well okay, adults and some older teens. But so many of the comments call that presumption into question.
I've read some comments that seem to come from computer technicians, but even those don't appear to have the slightest clue.
True, I am not a tech at CCP, but with 30 plus years as a communications tech (with experience in both the military and civilian sectors) - I'd like to offer some possible scenarios that are going on at CCP.
1. The problem is a software upgrade glitch. Solution - roll back the upgrade to a point prior to the crash. This is in agreement with what so many posters have put - but the folks at CCP must not have thought of that one. Correct? Wrong! That is an immediate solution and one that every tech knows and tries. So, I would gladly bet 1 year's worth of game play (12 plexes) that CCP has already done that.
2. The software upgrade caused some piece of equipment to fail. However, the CCP techs don't know that - and so are not looking at what equipment was directly impacted by the software. Correct? Very doubtful, but possible, that the software upgrade caused the failure due to the software code. The first equipment that the techs would look at would be that which is directly impacted by the software and an attempt to reload the old software would be made. Length of outage at that point is maybe 30 minutes to an hour.
3. The software upgrade indirectly caused the equipment failure by stressing a piece of equipment that was nearing the end of its current life-cycle but that had not yet appeared to be bad before the upgrade was attempted. This is very probable. Often, such a failure is caught and reported by the system that monitors the equipment. However, monitoring systems I have worked with in the past sometimes report the wrong piece of equipment. Once this happens, the techs have to start a process of troubleshooting that can sometimes take hours to complete with the correct piece of equipment finally being replaced.
4. The failure only seems to be connected to the software upgrade - and would have occurred regardless of the upgrade. The corrective procedure outlined in number 3 above would be the same for this step.
5. The failure is beyond the direct access of CCP techs - or stated differently, the failure is caused external to CCP (such as a failure at the phone company providing access services to CCP). This last scenario, while possible is not highly probable as this discussion board is being provided.
- --
From what I have experienced with the CCP product (Eve Online), CCP has a very strong record that is probably in excess of 99.9% reliability. That is a level of service provision that all telecom providers strive for. Ask yourself this question - when was the last time you experienced a major outage on this game.
Fly fun - - when it is back up
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Renegade Heart
Carebear Miners R Us
475
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:46:14 -
[5996] - Quote
nice one ccp!
300 achieved congrats all
Looking 4 Guild
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stardust0505
Organized-Research
Indomitable Intentions
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:46:14 -
[5997] - Quote
nice done do we get something now couse i wastet a hole freaking day now not playing |
Miao Sajuuk
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:46:17 -
[5998] - Quote
300 pages |
Gundarr Twinklefluffie
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:46:18 -
[5999] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:ITSSSS UPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay for Viagra!!!!!!!
|
StickyCrystals Crystalian
SoloSticks
1
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:46:29 -
[6000] - Quote
well chaps cheers for keeping on it thread was interesting read to say the least |
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Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:46:38 -
[6001] - Quote
*slowclap to cccp
3500 players loged in, the fruit of your efforts at hand
|
Paranoid Lunatic
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
6
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:46:38 -
[6002] - Quote
But what was the issue in the first place
|
Bones Outten
Council of Economic Advisors
Liga Hanseatica
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:46:40 -
[6003] - Quote
Congrats & thank you for your time :) |
Gilan Isana
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
46
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:46:40 -
[6004] - Quote
TO ALL EVE DEVS,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
You are amazing. We kept the faith and you delivered - AGAIN!
:-)
Go to the pub, go home, get drunk, sleep. whatever you want
you have earned it today
AWESOME Guys.
thank you
|
Fourth Gate
EVE University
Ivy League
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:46:41 -
[6005] - Quote
Thanks for the effort, CCP! |
Professor Frederick Johansen
Edge of Existence
9
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:46:45 -
[6006] - Quote
IT'S ALIVE!! ALIVE!!!!
Great Job guys, must've been a tedious day for you all. Rest well, you've earned it :D
|
Esrevid Nekkeg
Justified and Ancient
355
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:46:47 -
[6007] - Quote
To all those at CCP that worked hard to get this fixed and TQ up again: Thank you, good job.
Here I used to have a sig of our old Camper in space. Now it is disregarded as being the wrong format.
Looking out the window I see one thing: Nothing wrong with the format of our Camper! Silly CCP......
|
KandreK Altor
Battlestar Ascension Corporation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:46:49 -
[6008] - Quote
Great good job guys :) a small compensation would be appreciated |
Arcturus Gallow
eXceed Inc.
Triumvirate.
14
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:47:03 -
[6009] - Quote
We need to reach page 300 !
And also thanks CCP devs for your hard work and commitment
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1MHB1
Legiao Portuguesa
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:47:16 -
[6010] - Quote
Again thank you CPP for a hard and good work for give us again Eve World back online again thanks thanks
Hope now we all can join Eve again. Good night for all you i need go now male something for win ISK today we dont
make nothing so "Spam" lol gn guys ;)
Regards,
1MHB1 |
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Nikki Issier
Member of Member of Member of Member of
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:47:18 -
[6011] - Quote
MOAR thanks for CCP MOAR!
))))))) |
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
11116
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:47:29 -
[6012] - Quote
Online
Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12
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Cidanel Afuran
Grant Village
106
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:47:29 -
[6013] - Quote
I am happy to say they brought the servers up ten minutes after I got home from work today.
What was everyone complaining about anyway? I didn't notice an outage... |
Fuzzy TheBear
Angels of Ptah
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:47:30 -
[6014] - Quote
it's back online no joke |
Joan Jackline
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:47:57 -
[6015] - Quote
Was sad to see the servers went back up with Fozzie Sov and Jump Fat still there. |
Travis Black Thiesant
The Headbutt Heard 'Round The World
Hodor Holdings
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:48:06 -
[6016] - Quote
Thank you for your hard work CCP :) Much love to you |
Ben Bernannke
Vickery Mining Corporation
13
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:48:09 -
[6017] - Quote
To all you posters who made me laugh, and cry, during this difficult time-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAwyIad93-c |
Deck Cadelanne
Exigent Circumstances
CAStabouts
170
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:48:10 -
[6018] - Quote
...can I reinforce all of Cloud Ring before the rest of the numpties log in?...
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."
- Hunter S. Thompson
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LeeChanka
Super Cr3w
2
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:48:17 -
[6019] - Quote
congrats |
Vypera Blackneck
The Retired Officers Club
5
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:48:28 -
[6020] - Quote
CCP were you seriously waiting for the 300th page to start the server again? :P |
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Ekhss Nihilo
Ideal Machine
The Explicit Alliance
62
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:48:34 -
[6021] - Quote
Professor Frederick Johansen wrote:IT'S ALIVE!! ALIVE!!!!
Great Job guys, must've been a tedious day for you all. Rest well, you've earned it :D
Space beers all around for the CCP team!
"The object in life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane."
-- Marcus Aurelius (AD 121-180)
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FEARNAUGHT O'BREQ
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
10
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:48:55 -
[6022] - Quote
You've earned your Beer today.
o7 |
OverhereRev Eto
WRESTLE MANIA
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:48:57 -
[6023] - Quote
RasTrent wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXv4ZWf25Uk
An excellent collection sir... |
Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
7
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:49:20 -
[6024] - Quote
I don't care about explanations of how when or where or what happened, all I care is about skill points and the rougly 4 bill lost by my people in those 13 (almost) hours of downtime
lets not talk the positioning of our capital ships has been delayed, upsetting the balance we had stablish I out timer/peeps online ratio. thank you for the **** up ccp...expecting a response from you .... yours truly in pew -CEPHY- |
NightmareX
Lakagigar
659
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:49:37 -
[6025] - Quote
Now we just want to know what the issue was that caused this long downtime today
Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:
1: Asteroid Madness
2: Clash of the Empires
3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama
|
Jane Shahni
Gold and Horse
0
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:49:45 -
[6026] - Quote
Thank you guys for your work! |
Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3520
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 22:49:45 -
[6027] - Quote
Arist en Daire wrote:Man, I really thought it was adults who played this game --- well okay, adults and some older teens. But so many of the comments call that presumption into question.
I've read some comments that seem to come from computer technicians, but even those don't appear to have the slightest clue.
True, I am not a tech at CCP, but with 30 plus years as a communications tech (with experience in both the military and civilian sectors) - I'd like to offer some possible scenarios that are going on at CCP.
1. The problem is a software upgrade glitch. Solution - roll back the upgrade to a point prior to the crash. This is in agreement with what so many posters have put - but the folks at CCP must not have thought of that one. Correct? Wrong! That is an immediate solution and one that every tech knows and tries. So, I would gladly bet 1 year's worth of game play (12 plexes) that CCP has already done that.
2. The software upgrade caused some piece of equipment to fail. However, the CCP techs don't know that - and so are not looking at what equipment was directly impacted by the software. Correct? Very doubtful, but possible, that the software upgrade caused the failure due to the software code. The first equipment that the techs would look at would be that which is directly impacted by the software and an attempt to reload the old software would be made. Length of outage at that point is maybe 30 minutes to an hour.
3. The software upgrade indirectly caused the equipment failure by stressing a piece of equipment that was nearing the end of its current life-cycle but that had not yet appeared to be bad before the upgrade was attempted. This is very probable. Often, such a failure is caught and reported by the system that monitors the equipment. However, monitoring systems I have worked with in the past sometimes report the wrong piece of equipment. Once this happens, the techs have to start a process of troubleshooting that can sometimes take hours to complete with the correct piece of equipment finally being replaced.
4. The failure only seems to be connected to the software upgrade - and would have occurred regardless of the upgrade. The corrective procedure outlined in number 3 above would be the same for this step.
5. The failure is beyond the direct access of CCP techs - or stated differently, the failure is caused external to CCP (such as a failure at the phone company providing access services to CCP). This last scenario, while possible is not highly probable as this discussion board is being provided.
- --
From what I have experienced with the CCP product (Eve Online), CCP has a very strong record that is probably in excess of 99.9% reliability. That is a level of service provision that all telecom providers strive for. Ask yourself this question - when was the last time you experienced a major outage on this game.
Fly fun - - when it is back up
It took you so long to write that, that the server came up in the middle!
Yup, I'm sure CCP was trying most everything. I'm guessing a rollback was a bad idea because there were some real bad issues that just had to get patched.
Know a Frozen fan? Check this out
Frozen fanfiction
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Flashmala
Rogue Clones
Yulai Federation
43
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:49:48 -
[6028] - Quote
WOOOOOOT! The pizza worked!
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
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Trademaster Rob
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:49:59 -
[6029] - Quote
Now get some sleep. I order t. Good job guys |
cuttlebug
Masonic Knights
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:50:21 -
[6030] - Quote
Arist en Daire wrote:Man, I really thought it was adults who played this game --- well okay, adults and some older teens. But so many of the comments call that presumption into question.
I've read some comments that seem to come from computer technicians, but even those don't appear to have the slightest clue.
True, I am not a tech at CCP, but with 30 plus years as a communications tech (with experience in both the military and civilian sectors) - I'd like to offer some possible scenarios that are going on at CCP.
1. The problem is a software upgrade glitch. Solution - roll back the upgrade to a point prior to the crash. This is in agreement with what so many posters have put - but the folks at CCP must not have thought of that one. Correct? Wrong! That is an immediate solution and one that every tech knows and tries. So, I would gladly bet 1 year's worth of game play (12 plexes) that CCP has already done that.
2. The software upgrade caused some piece of equipment to fail. However, the CCP techs don't know that - and so are not looking at what equipment was directly impacted by the software. Correct? Very doubtful, but possible, that the software upgrade caused the failure due to the software code. The first equipment that the techs would look at would be that which is directly impacted by the software and an attempt to reload the old software would be made. Length of outage at that point is maybe 30 minutes to an hour.
3. The software upgrade indirectly caused the equipment failure by stressing a piece of equipment that was nearing the end of its current life-cycle but that had not yet appeared to be bad before the upgrade was attempted. This is very probable. Often, such a failure is caught and reported by the system that monitors the equipment. However, monitoring systems I have worked with in the past sometimes report the wrong piece of equipment. Once this happens, the techs have to start a process of troubleshooting that can sometimes take hours to complete with the correct piece of equipment finally being replaced.
4. The failure only seems to be connected to the software upgrade - and would have occurred regardless of the upgrade. The corrective procedure outlined in number 3 above would be the same for this step.
5. The failure is beyond the direct access of CCP techs - or stated differently, the failure is caused external to CCP (such as a failure at the phone company providing access services to CCP). This last scenario, while possible is not highly probable as this discussion board is being provided.
- --
From what I have experienced with the CCP product (Eve Online), CCP has a very strong record that is probably in excess of 99.9% reliability. That is a level of service provision that all telecom providers strive for. Ask yourself this question - when was the last time you experienced a major outage on this game.
Fly fun - - when it is back up
Will CCP provide an indepth analysis of the problem that caused the outage
and will they learn by their mistakes? that is the question. |
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Stupid Haircut
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:50:23 -
[6031] - Quote
Interesting alternative to Eve: https://youtu.be/CLcjvIQJns0 |
Mourados Denver
Tunisia Holding
73
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:50:28 -
[6032] - Quote
Good job Devs. . . Thank you |
AARC
The Dutch East India Company
Fidelas Constans
13
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:50:31 -
[6033] - Quote
Now the question becomes, what went wrong? |
Lyndai Vassic
Perkone
Caldari State
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:50:43 -
[6034] - Quote
Arist en Daire wrote:Man, I really thought it was adults who played this game --- well okay, adults and some older teens. But so many of the comments call that presumption into question.
I've read some comments that seem to come from computer technicians, but even those don't appear to have the slightest clue.
True, I am not a tech at CCP, but with 30 plus years as a communications tech (with experience in both the military and civilian sectors) - I'd like to offer some possible scenarios that are going on at CCP.
1. The problem is a software upgrade glitch. Solution - roll back the upgrade to a point prior to the crash. This is in agreement with what so many posters have put - but the folks at CCP must not have thought of that one. Correct? Wrong! That is an immediate solution and one that every tech knows and tries. So, I would gladly bet 1 year's worth of game play (12 plexes) that CCP has already done that.
2. The software upgrade caused some piece of equipment to fail. However, the CCP techs don't know that - and so are not looking at what equipment was directly impacted by the software. Correct? Very doubtful, but possible, that the software upgrade caused the failure due to the software code. The first equipment that the techs would look at would be that which is directly impacted by the software and an attempt to reload the old software would be made. Length of outage at that point is maybe 30 minutes to an hour.
3. The software upgrade indirectly caused the equipment failure by stressing a piece of equipment that was nearing the end of its current life-cycle but that had not yet appeared to be bad before the upgrade was attempted. This is very probable. Often, such a failure is caught and reported by the system that monitors the equipment. However, monitoring systems I have worked with in the past sometimes report the wrong piece of equipment. Once this happens, the techs have to start a process of troubleshooting that can sometimes take hours to complete with the correct piece of equipment finally being replaced.
4. The failure only seems to be connected to the software upgrade - and would have occurred regardless of the upgrade. The corrective procedure outlined in number 3 above would be the same for this step.
5. The failure is beyond the direct access of CCP techs - or stated differently, the failure is caused external to CCP (such as a failure at the phone company providing access services to CCP). This last scenario, while possible is not highly probable as this discussion board is being provided.
- --
From what I have experienced with the CCP product (Eve Online), CCP has a very strong record that is probably in excess of 99.9% reliability. That is a level of service provision that all telecom providers strive for. Ask yourself this question - when was the last time you experienced a major outage on this game.
Fly fun - - when it is back up
NONOONONO YOU'RE WRONG, CCP DEVS KNOW NOTHING, STUPID LEMMINGS, I KNOW BETTER
Thankyou for injecting sense into this thread! The past 300 pages have practically been devoid of it.
@CCP - Thanks for the updates and the fix, it must've been intense in there.. Luckily I evolved past sleep (superior human 2.0 and all) and can still play through these ungodly late hours.
Time for everyone to quitcher bitchin' |
Max Mayweather
Armada Nakarta
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:50:44 -
[6035] - Quote
seems to be stable. thanks to the devs for the hard work within this day :) |
Krullz
The Valiant Vanguard
The Volition Cult
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:50:52 -
[6036] - Quote
bet there wont be 300 pages of thanks. |
Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:51:02 -
[6037] - Quote
Pixilated Finesse wrote:Guess the Dev's will have some nice overtime on this check. Cha-ching :)
They're probably salaried....
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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Alexa Vanya-Estel
HC - DongerDudes 420
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:51:23 -
[6038] - Quote
Thanks for fixing! |
Chromie Gaterau
OMFGWTF Unlimited
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:51:25 -
[6039] - Quote
God Speed to CCP! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! |
stardust0505
Organized-Research
Indomitable Intentions
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:51:30 -
[6040] - Quote
gratz for fixing it ccp bot the most gratz go to the players that where patient waiters for the game to get fixt couse most europeans spend the day waiting for it sadly but wel geus its nothing we can do about it now |
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Kasli Catal
SniggWaffe
WAFFLES.
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:51:33 -
[6041] - Quote
IT'S ALIIIIVVVVEEEEEE
Thank you CCP Falcon, CCP Tallus, and the other CCP Team |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade
21
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:51:39 -
[6042] - Quote
YAY! Thank you for fixing!!! |
Professor Frederick Johansen
Edge of Existence
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:51:53 -
[6043] - Quote
stardust0505 wrote:nice done do we get something now couse i wastet a hole freaking day now not playing
Stop whining about wasting your day and expecting compensation, get off your ass and do something else for a while instead
**** happens, and CCP wasted no time in trying to get it fixed, learn to appreciate the effort of others and stop being a cry-baby.
Also, learn to spell... "Couse" is spelt " 'cause", or better still "because" "wastet" is spelt "Wasted" and "hole" is in reference to a void space, like a hole in the ground, the word you were looking for is "Whole"... |
Quattras Peione
SUPREME MATHEMATICS
A Band Apart.
99
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:51:53 -
[6044] - Quote
Much love to our hard-working devs for all they've done today! o7
Dr. Quattras Alvar Peione
No, I'm not that kind of doctor.
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Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
28
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:51:55 -
[6045] - Quote
Thanks CCP....
Good work on getting us up and running.
Hats off to you. |
Blood Axxis
Aerodyne Collective.
Kadeshians
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:52:25 -
[6046] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8r3cWM4JII
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Animo06
Black Water Oasis
The Blood Covenant
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:52:47 -
[6047] - Quote
LOL. k
GÇ£Extinction is the rule. Survival is the exception.GÇ¥
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Llish
State War Academy
Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:52:48 -
[6048] - Quote
\o/ yey GL DEVS |
Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:52:56 -
[6049] - Quote
so I have done the math and 3 accounts at $1.50 per day equals....75 cents owed to me per account so ccp is in debt to my person for the total of $2.25 cetnts....If I was short 2 doalllrs for my subscription you wouldn't allow me to play...so why should we be comprehensive with you about our time.
-STILL WAITING FOR A CCP SIGN OF LIFE- Cephy |
Kalel Nimrott
The Dingus Coalition
1168
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:52:56 -
[6050] - Quote
WRONG!, Thanks for fixing it!, I'm going to bed!
"I'm the Master!, of suspense so Intense,
No defense against Hitchcock once he presents!"
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gobbybobby
Negative-Impact
Back and Forth
53
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:53:30 -
[6051] - Quote
thanks for getting up so quick :P |
Terry Gillan
Terry's Film Company
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:53:34 -
[6052] - Quote
Wait, its online!
Now all the fun of today ends... |
Pyotr Veliky
SILK ROAD
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:53:48 -
[6053] - Quote
Terry Gillan wrote:Pyotr Veliky wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:...This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST... Fair enough. I assume that you have saved the previous state of the system--the one that was working before you attempted the fixes and patches. Why not roll back the changes, restore the status quo ante, and do some more testing offline? This is the 1735th time someone suggested this. I guess it's not possible. Could lead to even worse scenarios. They need to solve the problem right now. It may even not be related to Sov changes or new content at all. It may be something old and rotten. My friend recently fixed an error in code, which was there for very long. He works on a very large ERP-like system. But everyone expected the wrong behaviour. They tested everything, but still after the fix was deployed, everything crashed and they had to restore the previous state... :) Sometimes it's just better to keep it running. Never fix what's not broken!
If anyone else asked the same question, it appears that there has been no response. It is standard programming practice to maintain a stable configuration as a backup whenever you deploy new code. It is hard to imagine that they would not plan for this kind of contingency. The bugs in the new configuration are obviously difficult to troubleshoot and fix. Hence, it would seem to make sense to do a rollback to the last stable configuration. |
John WarpingSlow
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
88
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:54:08 -
[6054] - Quote
Thank you CCP staff!
( I don't know what went wrong, but it can't have been easy to get back online. )
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poonanoon
Assisted Suicide Services
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:54:26 -
[6055] - Quote
Let me be the first to ask CCp this question.....
What was broken and what did you do to fix it =ƒÿÅ |
Phugoid
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
189
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:54:27 -
[6056] - Quote
Terry Gillan wrote:Wait, its online!
Now all the fun of today ends...
Nope, back down :/
Flugzeugf++hrer
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Armagast Sin Truth
Blackstone and Fairfield Transuniversal
Sentinels of Sukanan Alliance
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:54:47 -
[6057] - Quote
Thanks for all your hard work guys o7
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Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:54:53 -
[6058] - Quote
awsome ccp good team Work. love you Guys and gals |
Kesinik
DASH Metagalactic Defence Syndicate
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:55:07 -
[6059] - Quote
Now if only I could stop reading this thread !
Am I the only person that doesn't hate CCP Fozzie?
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Hildebrandt Koeppl
Hybrid Flare
Project Immersion
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:55:39 -
[6060] - Quote
Cluster seems back up again. A big thumbs up to the devs and IT staff. |
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kraken11 jensen
The Gallant Collective
Requiem Eternal
93
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:56:39 -
[6061] - Quote
ahh, bed time. lol |
Siliya
Liberty's Edge
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:56:44 -
[6062] - Quote
and now to petition for lost SP |
Darkstar Mal
ExpoCorps
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:57:38 -
[6063] - Quote
Reactor: online
Sensors:online
Weapons: online
EVE: online
All systems nominal
Thank you CCP for all your hard work (and late night) to fix EVE and get everyone back to what we love doing best, blowing **** up in space! We appreciate all the hard work that has gone into making a game of this scale and complexity, and your dedication to making sure it gets updated and improved, even if it occasionally catastrophically breaks. **** happens, right?
See ya in space!
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Lil Gangrel
Adaptive Mechanicus
Eternal Pretorian Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:57:46 -
[6064] - Quote
Nope, i think foozzie rocks! |
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
498
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Posted - 2015.07.15 22:59:00 -
[6065] - Quote
Ah! The Drifter's infiltration of the server has failed! CCP is too stronk, please nerf yourselves!
"Tomahawks?"
"----in' A, right?"
"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."
"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
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Gilan Isana
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
46
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:00:18 -
[6066] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:I don't care about explanations of how when or where or what happened, all I care is about skill points and the rougly 4 bill lost by my people in those 13 (almost) hours of downtime
lets not talk the positioning of our capital ships has been delayed, upsetting the balance we had stablish I out timer/peeps online ratio. thank you for the **** up ccp...expecting a response from you .... yours truly in pew -CEPHY-
BLAH BLAH BLAH, RANT BLAH BLAH GIMMIE, GIMMIE BLAH BLAH BLAH, RANT
With responses like yours i bet they they wonder why they bother.
Fortunately, others of us appreciate the hard work and dedication these people have put in to get things working again - most of them will have done well over a 12 hour shift today, just so morons like you can post idiotic comments like this because you feel you deserve to get exactly what you want when you want.
WELL Buddy, Copernicus just called, YOU ARE NOT THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE.
Instead of giving **** because it took so long to fix, give thanks and praise that they put in the work to get it fixed. |
Zaphod Hawke
Hoplite Brigade
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:01:05 -
[6067] - Quote
Wonderful job everyone @CCP. You got it online just in time for me to get called in to work. Thanks. |
Snape Dieboldmotor
Minotaur Congress
38
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:01:05 -
[6068] - Quote
Pyotr Veliky wrote:Terry Gillan wrote:Pyotr Veliky wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:...This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST... Fair enough. I assume that you have saved the previous state of the system--the one that was working before you attempted the fixes and patches. Why not roll back the changes, restore the status quo ante, and do some more testing offline? This is the 1735th time someone suggested this. I guess it's not possible. Could lead to even worse scenarios. They need to solve the problem right now. It may even not be related to Sov changes or new content at all. It may be something old and rotten. My friend recently fixed an error in code, which was there for very long. He works on a very large ERP-like system. But everyone expected the wrong behaviour. They tested everything, but still after the fix was deployed, everything crashed and they had to restore the previous state... :) Sometimes it's just better to keep it running. Never fix what's not broken! If anyone else asked the same question, it appears that there has been no response. It is standard programming practice to maintain a stable configuration as a backup whenever you deploy new code. It is hard to imagine that they would not plan for this kind of contingency. The bugs in the new configuration are obviously difficult to troubleshoot and fix. Hence, it would seem to make sense to do a rollback to the last stable configuration.
Rollbacks are rarely tested and thus it a is almost always better to stick with the current configuration. I support their decision not to rollback. |
Thal Duif
K99 Corporation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:01:29 -
[6069] - Quote
Sobaan Tali wrote:Ah! The Drifter's infiltration of the server has failed! CCP is too stronk, please nerf yourselves!
you know,...
i think the drifters invented a new kind of gun... The Switch.
Ammo type = unknown
Ammo damage = Downtime on eve server
collects/rewards = Tearz
fly safe o7 |
Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:01:35 -
[6070] - Quote
WELL BY NOW WE CAN OBVIOUSLY ASSUME THAT THEY ALL WENT TO BED AND WONT EVEN BOTHER TO READ OUR COMMENTS...MOST LIKELY THIS THREAD WILL BE ERRASED, DONT WORRY GUYS THIS IS TYPICAL CCP BEHAVIOR...AND THE BOTTOM LINE IS EITHER TAKE IT OR GO AHEAD AND GO PLAY SOMETHING ELSE. ANYWAYS...THERE IS SO MUCH PLEX ALREADY BOUGHT INTO EVE THAT THERE ARE SEVERAL YEARS WORTH PER PLAYER. ITS NOT A MONEY ISSUE WITH CCP, ITS A MORAL ONE. ONE WHICH THEY CANNOT CHANGE OR THE POWER THEY HAVE OVER YOUR LIFE IS GONE :) AFTER ALL HOW ADDICTED CAN YOU BE TO A CERTAIN GAME AS TO HAVE YOU SITTING THERE FOR 13 HOURS WAITING FOR YOUR FIX OF IT...EVE IS A DRUG WHICH WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT, AND CCP BEING THE DEALER KNOWS THAT THEY HAVE US BY THE BALLS. SO EVERYONE STFU AND GET BACK IN THE GAME. |
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Nicholas Kirk
GFL
Gentlemen's.Parlor
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:01:49 -
[6071] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
22:40 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS NOW BACK ONLINE AND ACCEPTING CONNECTIONS!
[/b]
lol I just had 21 windows 7 updates
coincident? |
Zodeac
Multiplex Gaming
The Bastion
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:02:24 -
[6072] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue that happened during a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
21:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY REBOOTING TQ AND WILL BE TESTING A FIX OVER THE NEXT 30 MIN
21:30 UTC - TESTING IS CURRENTLY ONGOING - NO ETA FOR UPTIME
22:00 UTC - WE ARE DEPLOYING A NEW BUILD TO TRANQUILITY FOR TESTING
22:40 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS NOW BACK ONLINE AND ACCEPTING CONNECTIONS!
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Alpha Spinecone
Bussin At Em
Augmented Skirmish Resource Group
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:03:19 -
[6073] - Quote
That's a point. Any chance we could be filled in on what happened? Not trying to demanding, just honestly curious. |
Timballisto
Prometheus Academy
Olympus Associates
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:03:36 -
[6074] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:
UPDATES:
22:40 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS NOW BACK ONLINE AND ACCEPTING CONNECTIONS!
Great work guys and thanks for the constant updates. Hope that everybody involved gets a well deserved break! |
Igtoo
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:03:49 -
[6075] - Quote
To all the DEV's, a big Thank You!!!
I'm sure you've had a bloody hard day to get this back up and running with a couple thousand people looking over your shoulder the whole time tutting and shaking their heads. Get yourselves home, put your feet up and have a well deserved (beer, J, tug, whatever your into) you deserve it. |
Ultim8Evil
Full Spectrum Inc
Fidelas Constans
174
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:04:17 -
[6076] - Quote
Out of interest, what was it that broke TQ?
Serious answer appreciated... stupid answers expected (hamsters, fozzie did it, moar duct tape, yawn) |
Valentine King
Zarnfell
The Southern Syndicate
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:05:28 -
[6077] - Quote
Well done to all those who worked so hard at CCP to get things back up and running. To quote Churchill:
"Never was so much owed by so many to so few"
A lot of peeps appreciate the work - me included
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Green Gambit
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
65
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:05:43 -
[6078] - Quote
Pyotr Veliky wrote:If anyone else asked the same question, it appears that there has been no response. It is standard programming practice to maintain a stable configuration as a backup whenever you deploy new code. It is hard to imagine that they would not plan for this kind of contingency. The bugs in the new configuration are obviously difficult to troubleshoot and fix. Hence, it would seem to make sense to do a rollback to the last stable configuration.
Maybe the bug was actually introduced during the Aegis release yesterday, and it was a series of events that happened during game-play yesterday that left game-state in a way that the cluster can't start - even if you rolled back today's patches.
At this point your rollback plan becomes restoring the pre-Aegis backup to the DB servers (having seen the Fanfest presentations on the amount of data involved, that's several hours of database restore) then you have to roll out the pre-Aegis code to all the servers, test etc. Then you've got to deal with a playerbase that's pissed because not only has the game been unavailable for half a day, but an entire day's worth of actions has been lost.
So would you enact the rollback? Or would you commit at least _some_ time to trying to come up with a fix? |
Moonlightmist
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:05:57 -
[6079] - Quote
Perfect :)
I am on my way home from work :D :D :D |
Reverendia Zeddamax
The Old Timer's Guild
M O B I U S
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:06:08 -
[6080] - Quote
Thanks devs!
Now, seriously, where is that Pizza Fund where we can donate?? |
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Riley Masterson
Cloak and Daggers
Fidelas Constans
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:06:11 -
[6081] - Quote
Good work with getting everything back up and running.
Break for dinner earlier next time and get more magic pizza. |
Mourn LeBlade
Jupiter Roughriders
127
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:06:24 -
[6082] - Quote
I once worked over 48 hours straight on a circuit cut-over. Nobody thanked me because it was my job, and I was paid well to do it. Failure was not an option. As a paid professional your paycheck should be its own reward. Unless it's volunteer work, there is no need to prostrate yourselves and say thanks to those fixing what shouldn't be broken. The world has certainly changed. Trophy Generation.
LTCOL LeBlade
177 Division
Live Free or Die
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Alpha Spinecone
Bussin At Em
Augmented Skirmish Resource Group
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:08:56 -
[6083] - Quote
Gilan Isana wrote:Alpha Spinecone wrote:
That's a point. Any chance we could be filled in on what happened? Not trying to demanding, just honestly curious.
Dont you think after a solid 12 hour shift the why and wherefores and analysis can wait till they have all had some rest (and probably a few beers!). Tomorrow will be time enough for what happened, let the guys get home, or the pub.
Yeah, that's fair enough I guess. Just bein' nosy.
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CCP Falcon
12162
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:09:02 -
[6084] - Quote
Crowbiwan wrote:In before threads closed.
Seriously down, what, 12hrs'ish?
11 hours, 41 minutes by my watch. Hell of a day!
CCP Falcon || EVE Universe Community Manager || @CCP_Falcon
Happy Birthday To FAWLTY7! <3
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CCP Falcon
12162
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:09:51 -
[6085] - Quote
Gilan Isana wrote:Alpha Spinecone wrote:
That's a point. Any chance we could be filled in on what happened? Not trying to demanding, just honestly curious.
Dont you think after a solid 12 hour shift the why and wherefores and analysis can wait till they have all had some rest (and probably a few beers!). Tomorrow will be time enough for what happened, let the guys get home, or the pub.
Our awesome Dev Team are already talking about putting something together for you guys
CCP Falcon || EVE Universe Community Manager || @CCP_Falcon
Happy Birthday To FAWLTY7! <3
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Riddler Ronuken
Heuristic Industrial And Development
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:12:26 -
[6086] - Quote
Mourn LeBlade wrote:I once worked over 48 hours straight on a circuit cut-over. Nobody thanked me because it was my job, and I was paid well to do it. Failure was not an option. As a paid professional your paycheck should be its own reward. Unless it's volunteer work, there is no need to prostrate yourselves and say thanks to those fixing what shouldn't be broken. The world has certainly changed. Trophy Generation.
I feel the same, but it must be because we're douchebags.
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Zarek RedHill
Stringent Method
Mordus Angels
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:12:38 -
[6087] - Quote
Sorry about the rough day, CCP folk. Try to get some rest. Thanks for your hard work and this great game!
If it helps relieve some tension -- my favorite coding-related xkcd - http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/goto.png
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chaosjj
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
79
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:13:02 -
[6088] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Crowbiwan wrote:In before threads closed.
Seriously down, what, 12hrs'ish? 11 hours, 41 minutes by my watch. Hell of a day!
thank alot for keeping us updated!, enjoy a few well earned beers and moar pizza. |
Tillblik Mangeiri
Major League Infidels
Size Really Doesn't Matter
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:13:49 -
[6089] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Crowbiwan wrote:In before threads closed.
Seriously down, what, 12hrs'ish? 11 hours, 41 minutes by my watch. Hell of a day!
Just in time for me to go to work for 2 days, Yeah! |
Kitsune Koraka
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:13:58 -
[6090] - Quote
excellent work ccp no wirres from most of us I imagine! |
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Oscae
Kitchen Sink Kapitals
30
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:14:45 -
[6091] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Crowbiwan wrote:In before threads closed.
Seriously down, what, 12hrs'ish? 11 hours, 41 minutes by my watch. Hell of a day!
On behalf of the whole cluster, I want to thank all you guys at CCP for sticking with it and getting it fixed as soon as you could.
I'm drinking to you tonight o7 |
John WarpingSlow
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
89
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:14:48 -
[6092] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Our awesome Dev Team are already talking about putting something together for you guys
Cool. For once we get to hear about your adventures.
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Gilan Isana
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
46
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:14:55 -
[6093] - Quote
Mourn LeBlade wrote:I once worked over 48 hours straight on a circuit cut-over. Nobody thanked me because it was my job, and I was paid well to do it. Failure was not an option. As a paid professional your paycheck should be its own reward. Unless it's volunteer work, there is no need to prostrate yourselves and say thanks to those fixing what shouldn't be broken. The world has certainly changed. Trophy Generation.
Maybe in your world there is no need for thanks, but in the real world, thanks cost nothing, but mean a heck of a lot to those that get it.
As for just doing the job - things break. planes break down, delays happen, servers can too. people do the job to fix it.
If you were not thanked for a 48 shift (illegal BTW) then you have rubbish managers and rubbish clients. Dosnt mean others dont deserve a little appreciation for working hard and getting things done.
Politeness costs nothing - spend a little!
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ivona fly
Black Fox Marauders
Spaceship Bebop
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:15:50 -
[6094] - Quote
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE something something something free skill points
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Frostberry Holm
My Lame Little One-Man Corp
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:15:55 -
[6095] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Our awesome Dev Team are already talking about putting something together for you guys Yay! T3 Pizza delivery drones confirmed! |
6r33dy
Headquarters Marine Corps
4
|
Posted - 2015.07.15 23:16:36 -
[6096] - Quote
Requesting full report for this accident. What problems were found, what mistakes were made. Who's gonna be fired >_> |
Ultim8Evil
Full Spectrum Inc
Fidelas Constans
175
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:16:45 -
[6097] - Quote
Has PLEX for Pizza be mentioned yet?
Follow me on Twitter for literally no good reason @TheUltim8Evil
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Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:16:45 -
[6098] - Quote
DEAR CCP
We your playerbase want to know what da f happened, who's fault is it, and how did you fix it you can keep to yourself....but definitely the culprit and the problem would be mostly appreciated
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
22395
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:17:58 -
[6099] - Quote
YAY THE SERVERS ARE BACK UP!!!!!!!
*looks up and notices he is the only one still here in the office.
****_this_****.jpeg
*throws stack of paperwork in garbage, probably not important anyways.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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ivona fly
Black Fox Marauders
Spaceship Bebop
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:18:01 -
[6100] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:DEAR CCP
We your playerbase want to know what da f happened, who's fault is it, and how did you fix it you can keep to yourself....but definitely the culprit and the problem would be mostly appreciated
We loves a good ol witch hunt |
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Cleanse Serce
Lonesome Capsuleer
80
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:19:25 -
[6101] - Quote
Thank you CCP, good job.
Please fix the map now, still can't see probes nor anom in my Wormhole. |
Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:20:35 -
[6102] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:DEAR CCP
We your playerbase want to know what da f happened, who's fault is it, and how did you fix it you can keep to yourself....but definitely the culprit and the problem would be mostly appreciated
TRACTOR UNITS ARE STILL BROKEN
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Cephalosa Galactica
Republic Of Pew
Cruis3rs Cr3w
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:22:40 -
[6103] - Quote
Message: 'CantDeployTypeInWay'
Args: {'typeID': 23889, 'deployTypeID': 33475}
WHEN DEPLOYING MTU IN LVL4 MISSION |
iHades
Godlike Productions
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:22:46 -
[6104] - Quote
Tomorrow will be time enough for what happened, let the guys get home, or the pub.
Our awesome Dev Team are already talking about putting something together for you guys
HOW ABOUT FIXING THE ******* OVERVIEW AS IT WAS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Angelica Dreamstar
Miner's House of ill repute
972
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:24:01 -
[6105] - Quote
iHades wrote:Tomorrow will be time enough for what happened, let the guys get home, or the pub.
Our awesome Dev Team are already talking about putting something together for you guys
HOW ABOUT FIXING THE ******* OVERVIEW AS IT WAS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's a tad childish for someone who calls himself Hades, in a corp "Godlike Production". On the other hand is that corp's name not the most mature one either.
TSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cyclo Hexanol
The Dickwad Squad
Slaver's Union
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:25:36 -
[6106] - Quote
Meanwhile in Iceland!
Millions of frustrated nerds inadvertently start DDoSing CCP servers by frantically trying to connect to the game all at the same time.
Back to you Falcon.
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King of Stating the Obvious 2015
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Elected by: Random forum alt
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hassan Attor
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:25:47 -
[6107] - Quote
Good job everyone |
Trinity And3rson
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:27:02 -
[6108] - Quote
This one's for the devs http://i.giphy.com/3oEduYMCVkliTnUgZG.gif |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
6830
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:29:26 -
[6109] - Quote
Hey Falcon, "cluster" is probably not the best word you could use to describe the server today.
Bring back DEEEEP Space!
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Gilan Isana
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
47
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:33:05 -
[6110] - Quote
Llish wrote:Guess the page number when Tranq gets back up, winner gets 100m ISK
148 pg[/quote]
123![/quote]
666 [/quote]
1024[/quote]
120[/quote]
300
:-p |
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Alpha Spinecone
Bussin At Em
Augmented Skirmish Resource Group
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:33:21 -
[6111] - Quote
Oh, can we stop whining?
Everything was broken, now it's back. We can deal with the usual whining about drones and overviews and sov and whatever else we decide to get angry about these days later, let's just take a moment to chill, congratulate where it's due, and just be happy we've got our internet spaceships back. |
Angelica Dreamstar
Miner's House of ill repute
973
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:34:43 -
[6112] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:Message: 'CantDeployTypeInWay'
Args: {'typeID': 23889, 'deployTypeID': 33475}
WHEN DEPLOYING MTU IN LVL4 MISSION
http://imgur.com/bdPiRyc
Heh. Addict indeed.
TSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Malika Kementari
Jovian Labs
Jovian Enterprises
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:35:17 -
[6113] - Quote
Congrats and cheers for the hard work and quick fix guys !
We know it's no easy job.
Relax and sleep tight now :) |
Commander Spurty
Dimension Door
We need wards.
1514
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:38:09 -
[6114] - Quote
Malika Kementari wrote:Congrats and cheers for the hard work and quick fix guys !
We know it's no easy job.
Relax and sleep tight now :)
QUICK FIX ?
There are good ships
And wood ships
And ships that sail the sea
But the best ships are
Spaceships
Built by CCP
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Aleccia Kashada
Perkone
Caldari State
16
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:51:22 -
[6115] - Quote
thanks devs for fixing things for us ^^
now go get a good rest...then bring us free sp tomorrow?? =D
either way. thanks guys ^^ |
Imustbecomfused
Out of Focus
Odin's Call
54
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:51:23 -
[6116] - Quote
inb4dablock!
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Wolfensrevenge
Black Aces
Against ALL Authorities
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:56:14 -
[6117] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Gilan Isana wrote:Alpha Spinecone wrote:
That's a point. Any chance we could be filled in on what happened? Not trying to demanding, just honestly curious.
Dont you think after a solid 12 hour shift the why and wherefores and analysis can wait till they have all had some rest (and probably a few beers!). Tomorrow will be time enough for what happened, let the guys get home, or the pub. Our awesome Dev Team are already talking about putting something together for you guys
I want to know to its eating my soul..... Cant wait for the Nerd Porn !!! SHOW ME THE MATHS ! |
Umhrunn
Colossus Technologies
Project Wildfire
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 23:58:55 -
[6118] - Quote
Centhina wrote:I'm going for Top Damage and the Final Blow on this Threadnaught! Quick everyone. Whore in before it pops!
hello my name is Angel and I am an eveonline addict it has been 30 hours since I last logged.... |
Kronos Badasaz
Stealth Explorations
0
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Posted - 2015.07.16 00:03:55 -
[6119] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:Message: 'CantDeployTypeInWay'
Args: {'typeID': 23889, 'deployTypeID': 33475}
WHEN DEPLOYING MTU IN LVL4 MISSION
Please clear your cache. Corrupt cache and settings files can cause ingame items and information being shown incorrectly or not at all. It can also cause players, ships and items to function improperly. You can do this by going to the ESC menu and navigating to the "Reset Settings" tab. In the middle column you will find the option to clear your cache
worked for me :) hope it helps |
Silen Talker
Silen T1
6
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Posted - 2015.07.16 00:06:13 -
[6120] - Quote
The glitch in the Matrix is over
Skills training completed - on with next
All manufacturing jobs completed - more started
Sales slowly resuming
All is right with the the New Eden universe
And the CCP engineers finally rested
Goodnight |
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Sorin Orii
OriiGen
15
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Posted - 2015.07.16 00:19:39 -
[6121] - Quote
ACHTUNG! Alles touristen und non-technischen peepers!
Das machine control is nicht fur gerfinger-poken und mittengrabben. Oderwise is easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowen fuse, und poppencorken mit spitzensparken.
Der machine is diggen by experten only. Is nicht fur geverken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseenen keepen das cotten picken hands in das pockets, so relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights.
:Sorin Orii
Sanity is the denial of chaos
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aPoQ
Marzipan Meerkat Flying Circus
4
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Posted - 2015.07.16 00:21:35 -
[6122] - Quote
what was it, just bad code/release?
that's annoying..but fair play for the progress.
Transparency. The people that make this game what it is aren't dummies, the game is proof of that. Transparency does 2 things; 1 it gives us a sense of ownership - and that's priceless; 2 it shares the wider picture with a captive audience where, there is no doubt, resides sources of knowledge greater than your own. No I'm not saying I'm one of them.
You know people can say it is just a game, whilst that is of course a fact, it is much more than that. It is why Eve is unique, because it is both so impossibly complex yet at the same time so very simple. A bit like life. It's this reason that you get people, me included, being so peeved when it's snatched away
Game on |
Amonios Zula
Aeon Ascendant
49
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Posted - 2015.07.16 00:27:50 -
[6123] - Quote
I was surprised when the game remained down for as long as it did.
however, i suddenly remembered the colossal outages back when I played everquest right after luclin was released
go go 3 day server downs and huge hiccups that went unmatched until planes of powers dx update that had hillarious consiquences.
Eve has been a godsend of stability wise when compared.
gj getting it up and running again though :)
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CCP Masterplan
C C P
C C P Alliance
1707
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Posted - 2015.07.16 00:28:28 -
[6124] - Quote
Oh boy, what a day! I'm finally off to sleep now. Please look after TQ whilst I'm away - like most of us, she's had a tough day.
Thanks so much for your patience today, and also to everyone who crossed fingers, sacrificed goats, petitioned your favoured deities, or just wished us a bit of luck.
PS You post the bestworst images:
vvvv EDIT: Suddenly my sig takes on a new meaning vvvv
"This one time, on patch day..."
@ccp_masterplan | Team Five-0: Rewriting the law
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Drachos Zanixare
Mission Ready Mining
Enemy-Fleet
0
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Posted - 2015.07.16 00:30:10 -
[6125] - Quote
it is now 5:27 pm here and this whole downtime started early this morning, is there any estimate as to when this will get fixed?
and I hope it will be fixed soon, and if not then how do I cancel my account and get money back for unpaid months of usage that I cannot use cause your server is allways down, can you answer me this please? thanks... |
Angelica Dreamstar
Miner's House of ill repute
975
|
Posted - 2015.07.16 00:33:28 -
[6126] - Quote
CCP Masterplan wrote:Oh boy, what a day! I'm finally off to sleep now. Please look after TQ whilst I'm away - like most of us, she's had a tough day. Thanks so much for your patience today, and also to everyone who crossed fingers, sacrificed goats, petitioned your favoured deities, or just wished us a bit of luck. PS You post the bestworst images: CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img] vvvv EDIT: Suddenly my sig takes on a new meaning vvvv
Good night and thank you!
TSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Roesjka
The Last Solution Inc
Dawn of Transcendence
2
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Posted - 2015.07.16 00:38:52 -
[6127] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Crowbiwan wrote:In before threads closed.
Seriously down, what, 12hrs'ish? 11 hours, 41 minutes by my watch. Hell of a day!
I feel with you lot. Had something like that with a Symmetrics microcode upgrade going wrong, took 1.5 day to get the thing running again. In meantime praying the standby system wouldn't crash, luckily it was in the weekend so not to much traffic going in or out.
Like once doing a HACMP cluster update but something went awry so instead off taking 30 mins it took just under 4 hrs thats including time to restore a backup of an application.
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Frostys Virpio
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
2037
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Posted - 2015.07.16 00:42:54 -
[6128] - Quote
CCP Masterplan wrote:Oh boy, what a day! I'm finally off to sleep now. Please look after TQ whilst I'm away - like most of us, she's had a tough day. Thanks so much for your patience today, and also to everyone who crossed fingers, sacrificed goats, petitioned your favoured deities, or just wished us a bit of luck. PS You post the bestworst images: CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img] vvvv EDIT: Suddenly my sig takes on a new meaning vvvv
Sleep well.
In the meantime, we shall make jokes about how the master plan for this maintenance wasn't good. |
Arist en Daire
Arx Eclipsis
Reaper Federation
7
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Posted - 2015.07.16 00:47:42 -
[6129] - Quote
Mourn LeBlade wrote:I once worked over 48 hours straight on a circuit cut-over. Nobody thanked me because it was my job, and I was paid well to do it. Failure was not an option. As a paid professional your paycheck should be its own reward. Unless it's volunteer work, there is no need to prostrate yourselves and say thanks to those fixing what shouldn't be broken. The world has certainly changed. Trophy Generation.
That may very well be -- and it is certainly true - that I have put in inordinate amount of time on fixing outages. In one situation - where the com circuit went from South Korea to Japan - and was considered to be one of the most vital circuits we had - it was down for 3 days. The US Air Force guys in Japan were the controllers on the circuit. I had just finished a 12 hour shift and briefed the oncoming shift and shift supervisor - when I was called by the Army general's staff - directing that I, not my people, but I take over the control of the circuit and was not to go home until it was fixed. The problem was still in Japan, the Air Force techs were the only ones able to physically work on it - but I was still stuck at work.
I've had many another time that I had to work inordinate amounts of time to repair outages. And yes, it was never expected for someone to say "Thank you" --- but it was nice to be recognized for my efforts - or to have my people recognized for their efforts.
It is never - I repeat "never" in appropriate to tell someone thank you for doing their job.
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Celly S
Concord Attraction Services
378
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Posted - 2015.07.16 00:58:14 -
[6130] - Quote
Vox Anon wrote:Bob Donovitch wrote:Kaivar Lancer wrote:ITS UP We don't care about your state of sexual arousal.... also incorrect
you should have ask them "What are you wearing right now?"
*wink*
o/
Celly Smunt
Don't mistake fact for arrogance, supposition for fact, or disagreement for dismissal.
Perception is unique in that it can be shared or singular.
Run with the pack if you wish, but think for yourself.
A sandwich can be a great motivator.
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Awkward Pi Duolus
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
135
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Posted - 2015.07.16 01:08:44 -
[6131] - Quote
Just curious - what happened? :) |
Malcolm Muutaras
Wan Futuristics
The Esoteric Order of Dagon.
7
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Posted - 2015.07.16 01:16:39 -
[6132] - Quote
Awkward Pi Duolus wrote:Just curious - what happened? :)
A dog walked into Eve's server room and did a sprinkle |
Lucius Saturninus
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
29
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Posted - 2015.07.16 01:18:30 -
[6133] - Quote
Has there been any talk of naming this event? For future reference. Something like "The Aegis Flaw of 2015"?
I've been playing since 2011 and never seen anything like this.
And I guarantee you every meeting before down time for the next month is going to end with someone saying to make sure they don't have to order Castello's Pizza tonight. lol
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Celly S
Concord Attraction Services
378
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Posted - 2015.07.16 01:19:15 -
[6134] - Quote
Malcolm Muutaras wrote:Awkward Pi Duolus wrote:Just curious - what happened? :) A dog walked into Eve's server room and did a sprinkle
wait.. a dog?
I thought they fixed some typos and stuff...
:(
o/
Don't mistake fact for arrogance, supposition for fact, or disagreement for dismissal.
Perception is unique in that it can be shared or singular.
Run with the pack if you wish, but think for yourself.
A sandwich can be a great motivator.
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Malcolm Muutaras
Wan Futuristics
The Esoteric Order of Dagon.
7
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Posted - 2015.07.16 01:30:47 -
[6135] - Quote
Celly S wrote:Malcolm Muutaras wrote:Awkward Pi Duolus wrote:Just curious - what happened? :) A dog walked into Eve's server room and did a sprinkle wait.. a dog? I thought they fixed some typos and stuff... :( o/
Lool yep a dog |
Kairoh Shinaab
Atlas Industries Inc.
Astraeus Societatem
1
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Posted - 2015.07.16 01:49:01 -
[6136] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
21:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY REBOOTING TQ AND WILL BE TESTING A FIX OVER THE NEXT 30 MIN
21:30 UTC - TESTING IS CURRENTLY ONGOING - NO ETA FOR UPTIME
22:00 UTC - WE ARE DEPLOYING A NEW BUILD TO TRANQUILITY FOR TESTING
22:40 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS NOW BACK ONLINE AND ACCEPTING CONNECTIONS!
Now THAT's how issues should be communicated to players. Wish other companies would take note! |
Baltich Sidatious
LiCH - The Ghost Fleet
0
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Posted - 2015.07.16 02:06:43 -
[6137] - Quote
Finaly,
200...
300...
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Sailent Mardonus
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
0
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Posted - 2015.07.16 02:18:05 -
[6138] - Quote
So, do we get any goodies in exchange for the downtime? |
Caboosette
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services
9
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Posted - 2015.07.16 02:23:04 -
[6139] - Quote
Sailent Mardonus wrote:So, do we get any goodies in exchange for the downtime?
The ability to play now. ;)
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Sailent Mardonus
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
0
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Posted - 2015.07.16 02:31:41 -
[6140] - Quote
Ooh, maybe they can do extended downtimes once a day now so we can REALLY be appreciative of when we do get to play!
And maybe they can sometimes charge us double so we can REALLY be appreciative of when we only have to pay the normal rate.
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Valdor Hag
Fairlight Corp
Rooks and Kings
0
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Posted - 2015.07.16 02:52:28 -
[6141] - Quote
Think about the positives that may have occurred as part of this extended DT. Some nerds have no finger nails left and the World's population is probably going to show a increases in 9 months time. All of this, due to EVE having an extended down time isn't that just awesome! I call that a Win/ Win,as longs as I'm not the DAD |
Shinta Kobi
101st E. Company
11
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Posted - 2015.07.16 03:04:06 -
[6142] - Quote
Nuuuuu! You CCP peeplz!!!11 You cannot leave half-eaten pizza on a server. The cheese melts and drips inside and causes the server to crash! I blame the pizza delivery guy. |
Buck Tudd Russell
Sugar Cube Corner
2
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Posted - 2015.07.16 03:09:28 -
[6143] - Quote
Valdor Hag wrote:Think about the positives that may have occurred as part of this extended DT. Some nerds have no finger nails left and the World's population is probably going to show a increases in 9 months time. All of this, due to EVE having an extended down time isn't that just awesome! I call that a Win/ Win,as longs as I'm not the DAD
But... Muh ISK per Hour!
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Maki Nomiya
ACME HARDWARE
2
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Posted - 2015.07.16 03:46:54 -
[6144] - Quote
Lucius Saturninus wrote:Has there been any talk of naming this event? For future reference. Something like "The Aegis Flaw of 2015"?
I've been playing since 2011 and never seen anything like this.
And I guarantee you every meeting before down time for the next month is going to end with someone saying to make sure they don't have to order Castello's Pizza tonight. lol
Hehe I've been playing since 2005 and this is just not so often these days - Progress !!
We used to call this "Patch Day" and why there are many other games installed on my PC that get used on days like this :D |
digitalwanderer
DW inc
395
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Posted - 2015.07.16 04:27:21 -
[6145] - Quote
Seems it's taking forever to launch
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digitalwanderer
DW inc
395
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Posted - 2015.07.16 04:35:10 -
[6146] - Quote
Yup, says no connection could be made to the server at this time.....It's not DT yet I believe? |
digitalwanderer
DW inc
395
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Posted - 2015.07.16 04:48:32 -
[6147] - Quote
Seems to be normal now.....Starts up normally and I tried it several times.
Might be some temporary glitch in the internetz... |
Eric de'Locke
AEGIS Logistics
9
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Posted - 2015.07.16 04:48:58 -
[6148] - Quote
Riddler Ronuken wrote:Slowdive Aideron wrote: wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Thats exactly what we do when we have some massive problems with our infrastructure at the datacenter and everyone is doing overtime. Sit about with your dicks in your hands and eat pizza? Gee let me know which DC that is so I can make sure to never rent servers there.
Dude, can I please have your real name and what country you live in so that I can make sure that you NEVER become a client of mine and any of my friends. And I'll be sure to pass on the information to those I work with and are in my network.
I think you're forgetting one very important thing: Humans are not robots and need downtime, even if it's sitting at their desk for 15 minutes munching on a pizza with their **** in their hand. I'll bet you the programmers at CCP will be more productive in those 15 minutes than you will be ever.
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Darkblad
Hilf Dir selbst in EVE
1784
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Posted - 2015.07.16 05:52:47 -
[6149] - Quote
To those who think that the work done by everyone involved in solving this issue or keeping us updated, be in a direct on indirect way is nothing anybody should thank them for, because it's their Job and they get paid for doing so: I pity you.
Money is no effective way to motivate people. And the share that every one of us provides to the salary of those that "did their job yesterday" is tiny down to microscopic levels. I would'nt want to work in a company where no one, colleages, superiors and customers alike, considers to say thank you. Not even during and after unordinary events.
The last time I checked, we all were humans. And (most) humans are not driven by money alone. Consider to be more grateful and respectful towards those, that do their best to ensure that you are happy. An honest "Thank you" does'nt hurt.
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Titti Sabezan
SYNDIC Unlimited
3
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Posted - 2015.07.16 06:26:45 -
[6150] - Quote
Darkblad wrote: [Snipped] An honest "Thank you" does'nt hurt.
Then, "thank you".
(Can I hav my ponie now ?) |
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Xylem Viliana
Protomonolithic
305
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Posted - 2015.07.16 06:41:02 -
[6151] - Quote
Hey CCP
Grats on getting it fixed, Very long day for you all too.
Take it easy and put Fozzie in a cage for a few weeks so he doesnt break more stuff :-P |
Erica Hope
Project Kairos
The Bastion
0
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Posted - 2015.07.16 06:46:38 -
[6152] - Quote
Hi there,
great job done here. Thank you!
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Bandar Koots
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
6
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Posted - 2015.07.16 06:49:13 -
[6153] - Quote
Excellent stuff. The dev team should be congratulated not attacked for what was a limited period of downtime. I and many others will have played games where the devs give no explanation or excuse for downtime or glitches that can last for days or months. From the start we have been told whats happening and that it was being sorted. This is, in my view, refreshing. We were informed, kept up to date and the problem was solved. Let them eat pizza. The CCP devs deserve it.
"By His light, and His will"
- The Scriptures, Gheinok the First, 12:32
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HeXxploiT
Big Diggers
Get Off My Lawn
164
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Posted - 2015.07.16 06:49:53 -
[6154] - Quote
When it comes to people waiting to get their fix...i've seen shorter lines outside methodone clinics. |
Wur2e
High Priority Industries
Vengeful Swarm
19
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Posted - 2015.07.16 07:07:05 -
[6155] - Quote
Hey, that was my line! |
HoruSeth
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
923
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Posted - 2015.07.16 07:09:31 -
[6156] - Quote
Irie Alixyar wrote:If we get to page 200. I will stream myself dancing in speedos to HEYYEA (And I say)
Did this stream happened?
Want to see the video!
With me is not good cherry eating, but you can steal horses with me.
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Lady Areola Fappington
2610
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Posted - 2015.07.16 07:15:16 -
[6157] - Quote
Eric de'Locke wrote:
Dude, can I please have your real name and what country you live in so that I can make sure that you NEVER become a client of mine and any of my friends. And I'll be sure to pass on the information to those I work with and are in my network.
I think you're forgetting one very important thing: Humans are not robots and need downtime, even if it's sitting at their desk for 15 minutes munching on a pizza with their **** in their hand. I'll bet you the programmers at CCP will be more productive in those 15 minutes than you will be ever.
Here's the funny thing...constantly working and grinding at an issue for hours on end seriously lowers your cognitive ability with that task. It's been a minute since I read the study, but right around the 3-4 hour mark if intense mental work, your ability drops drastically.
Know what restores said ability to near optimal level? A 10-15 minute break, preferably with a carb and calorie dense food, like....pizza. It restores carb levels in the body, starts shifting blood flow around, and gives the subconscious a chance to work on the problem.
Case in point, the latest downtime in Eve Online. They sat and ground at it for hours with no fix in sight. After a break to refuel and rest, a solution popped up pretty quickly.
7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY?
No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided.
--Eve New Player Guide
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Anke Eyrou
Hades Sisters
55
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Posted - 2015.07.16 07:17:18 -
[6158] - Quote
Having given up waiting and gone to bed just before the server came back up has there been any reason given why the patch failed? Is CCP trying to forget this fiasco as this thread is no longer sticked?
I expect to get this post deleted or locked. So much for freedom of expression.
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Rhamnousia Nosferatu
Omar Little Fan Club
65
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Posted - 2015.07.16 07:28:48 -
[6159] - Quote
Anke Eyrou wrote:Having given up waiting and gone to bed just before the server came back up has there been any reason given why the patch failed? Is CCP trying to forget this fiasco as this thread is no longer sticked?
You act as if you've been in eve for a day or two, not years.
Thread is not stickied as the issue has been solved (for now), there will be a devblog about it some time next week.
Hopefully you used your time better then to constantly sit at your PC and refresh eve status and this thread (admittedly I did that for half an hour and found the speed at which the thread was filling up impressive).
Calm down, take a peek outside, its summertime (in northern hemisphere at least). |
La Rynx
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
293
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Posted - 2015.07.16 07:29:47 -
[6160] - Quote
@darkblad
as admin/programmer myself, i do absolultely agree.
The complexity of large projects like EvE, make it sometimes a nightmare to debug.
Moreso:
I do not care if people are doing their job. I am always grateful that someone is doing it.
Yes, i am paying them, but still!
Its is a matter of courtesy and civility.
So
Thank you everyone at CCP for your hard work yesterday.
I can feel with you out of experince!
These thanks are also for the suppporting staff!
Atomic Virulent : "You can't spell DOUCHE. without CODE."
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Tyler Startide
Furor Teutonicus
Lux Aetherna
5
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Posted - 2015.07.16 07:35:12 -
[6161] - Quote
Thank's CCP!
It must've been a long night for you guys :D
If there's going to be a dev blog about this I'm looking forward to this as a programmer. |
Miezu Meethos
Polaris Space Industries
Illusion of Solitude
0
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Posted - 2015.07.16 07:38:03 -
[6162] - Quote
It's nice the server is back online, but am I the only one missing KM.
It's like a rollback but not everything was rolled back.
What am I missing? |
Anke Eyrou
Hades Sisters
55
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Posted - 2015.07.16 07:41:45 -
[6163] - Quote
Rhamnousia Nosferatu wrote:Anke Eyrou wrote:Having given up waiting and gone to bed just before the server came back up has there been any reason given why the patch failed? Is CCP trying to forget this fiasco as this thread is no longer sticked? You act as if you've been in eve for a day or two, not years. Thread is not stickied as the issue has been solved (for now), there will be a devblog about it some time next week. Hopefully you used your time better then to constantly sit at your PC and refresh eve status and this thread (admittedly I did that for half an hour and found the speed at which the thread was filling up impressive). Calm down, take a peek outside, its summertime (in northern hemisphere at least).
I did take a peek outside once I realised that it was going to take some time to resolve this issue. It just reminded me there is life outside Eve.
I expect to get this post deleted or locked. So much for freedom of expression.
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Darkblad
Hilf Dir selbst in EVE
1786
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Posted - 2015.07.16 08:03:33 -
[6164] - Quote
To reiterate on what I wrote before:
I once started to work at a company, where "thank you" was not only seemingly forbidden, but also the way colleagues and superiors treated each other was completely toxic as per my perception. This symptom was present from the very top (senior company owner) fully down to the bottom of the kick chain, across all departments. (Even customers told me that they noticed the bad climate of said company).
The worst two months of my employment career, until I finally drew a line and quit.
Right the next job was the total opposite and there I was able and willing to work overtime almost each day, as the situation required this. As an agency worker first, so my monetary income was bad. Not the inter-personal one, though.
EVE Infolinks GÇó Mining Guide GÇó Missions
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Can Barbossaa
Caldari State Navy Operations
Heiian Conglomerate
0
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Posted - 2015.07.16 08:07:47 -
[6165] - Quote
Thank you for doing the best possible tro bring Tranquility back online,
Great work
Greatings Can Barbossaa |
Babycakes Muldoon
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.16 08:12:24 -
[6166] - Quote
Anke Eyrou wrote:Rhamnousia Nosferatu wrote:Anke Eyrou wrote:Having given up waiting and gone to bed just before the server came back up has there been any reason given why the patch failed? Is CCP trying to forget this fiasco as this thread is no longer sticked? You act as if you've been in eve for a day or two, not years. Thread is not stickied as the issue has been solved (for now), there will be a devblog about it some time next week. Hopefully you used your time better then to constantly sit at your PC and refresh eve status and this thread (admittedly I did that for half an hour and found the speed at which the thread was filling up impressive). Calm down, take a peek outside, its summertime (in northern hemisphere at least). I did take a peek outside once I realised that it was going to take some time to resolve this issue. It just reminded me there is life outside Eve.
It's crazy how many people have said that this DT has made them realize there is life outside. It's like, didn't you know already? Just how much time do you spend in front of your computer? |
Barrogh Habalu
Forever Winter
Absolute Zero.
925
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Posted - 2015.07.16 08:23:47 -
[6167] - Quote
I can't believe you guys managed to post hundreds of pages in a day on a topic that offers little to nothing to discuss. That's... something.
GJ CCP resolving the issues. |
Ezra Endashi
LightningStrikesTwice
Elemental Tide
12
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Posted - 2015.07.16 08:38:16 -
[6168] - Quote
It will reach 400 pages maybe till the end of day :) |
0bama Barack Hussein
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
67
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Posted - 2015.07.16 08:52:16 -
[6169] - Quote
I want my damn 1/30th of PLEX back!
And kids get out of my lawn!
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Rothar Luke
Have Guns Will Travel
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
4
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Posted - 2015.07.16 08:55:45 -
[6170] - Quote
Thank you for staying up and fixing this CCP. o7 |
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James Skaldor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.16 09:24:04 -
[6171] - Quote
Love u CCP <3
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Wur2e
High Priority Industries
Vengeful Swarm
19
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Posted - 2015.07.16 09:33:48 -
[6172] - Quote
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. |
Arline Kley
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
597
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Posted - 2015.07.16 09:48:38 -
[6173] - Quote
You know who is blame for this? Its not CCP. Its not the server hardware.
Its the Equilibrium of Mankind.
Their ships finally did what they had planned for since their foundation, at least for a short while. They managed to bring EVE to its knees.
"For it was said they had become like those peculiar demons, which dwell in matter but in whom no light may be found." - Father Grigori, Ravens 3:57
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Mr Rive
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
55
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Posted - 2015.07.16 10:34:13 -
[6174] - Quote
GOD DamN IT CcP I WAS UNAblE TO FIx MY SKILLQUEUE BEFOeR THE PATcH I DEMAND ALL MY Sp BACK AND A 2M SP FREE BoNUS FOR aLL THE PAIN THIS HAS CAUSED ME AND MY FAMIrY |
Hufton Ellecon
Pandemic Laboratories
Shadow's Edge Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.16 11:00:53 -
[6175] - Quote
Don't mess it up today devs :P |
Vermillion Thellere
Echelon Research
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
4
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Posted - 2015.07.16 11:18:14 -
[6176] - Quote
Collective holding of breath & fingers crossed |
Yuki Helenoto
Bahrgroup
0
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Posted - 2015.07.16 11:22:34 -
[6177] - Quote
fozzie did it again! |
Citricioni
Stille Gewalt
Dead Terrorists
1337
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Posted - 2015.07.16 11:23:49 -
[6178] - Quote
My girlfriend is already asking if i got time again today - CHANGE IT FAST :D
Donnerstag 16.07. - 20:00 MESZ / 18:00 EVE - T1 Armor Cruiser Public-Fleet
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Llawa
UK Corp
RAZOR Alliance
24
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Posted - 2015.07.16 11:23:51 -
[6179] - Quote
Ding ding, round 2 |
Electrique Wizard
Mutually Lucrative Business Proposals
408
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Posted - 2015.07.16 11:24:31 -
[6180] - Quote
Is it time for panic yet?
I am the Zodiac, I am the stars,
You are the sorceress, my priestess of Mars,
Queen of the night, swathed in satin black,
Your ivory flesh upon my torture rack.
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Samir Duran Xadi
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
35
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Posted - 2015.07.16 11:24:36 -
[6181] - Quote
yup expect another 12 hours of dt. |
Trekk'ar
Relative Unsterblichkeit
0
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Posted - 2015.07.16 11:25:46 -
[6182] - Quote
Great. **** it up for EUTZ... again. |
Mr Duffo
Operation Meatshield
135
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Posted - 2015.07.16 11:27:33 -
[6183] - Quote
long live caldari |
NightProwler ofElysium
Havok Dynasty
Reverberation Project
0
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Posted - 2015.07.16 11:27:43 -
[6184] - Quote
Pizza on speed dial |
Amak Boma
Dragon Factory
136
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Posted - 2015.07.16 11:28:05 -
[6185] - Quote
thanks i got blown up in wormhole . pos went offline . good job ccp |
Calsashe
Crayola Magic
Alternate Allegiance
1
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Posted - 2015.07.16 11:28:09 -
[6186] - Quote
Please! Don't make be clean the house. I already did the loundry, dishes and some work in the garden yesterday! |
Yuki Helenoto
Bahrgroup
1
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Posted - 2015.07.16 11:28:13 -
[6187] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlpxDiKEZZk
don't panic just yet |
Citricioni
Stille Gewalt
Dead Terrorists
1338
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Posted - 2015.07.16 11:28:39 -
[6188] - Quote
Trekk'ar wrote:Great. **** it up for EUTZ... again.
EU Prime is in 5-7 hours? Something you are doing wrong :D
The only people who are rly ******, are Australians :'D
Donnerstag 16.07. - 20:00 MESZ / 18:00 EVE - T1 Armor Cruiser Public-Fleet
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RockStar NRG
Critical Mass Project
The Void Collective
0
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Posted - 2015.07.16 11:29:46 -
[6189] - Quote
Here we Go again offline.. Vip mode... Offline... Vip mode... offline and they even failed to creat another DT troll thread
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Electrique Wizard
Mutually Lucrative Business Proposals
409
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Posted - 2015.07.16 11:31:05 -
[6190] - Quote
Server is in VIP mode but I'm not able to log on. Should I create a support ticket or submit a bug report?
I am the Zodiac, I am the stars,
You are the sorceress, my priestess of Mars,
Queen of the night, swathed in satin black,
Your ivory flesh upon my torture rack.
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Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari
End of Life
38704
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Posted - 2015.07.16 11:31:11 -
[6191] - Quote
Citricioni wrote:The only people who are rly ******, are Australians :'D
You know us well.
Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
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RockStar NRG
Critical Mass Project
The Void Collective
0
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Posted - 2015.07.16 11:31:29 -
[6192] - Quote
Lets see if we can get this thread to 600 pages today shall we! |
Viruk Johnny
Trans Secunda
Nulli Secunda
20
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Posted - 2015.07.16 11:31:48 -
[6193] - Quote
RockStar NRG wrote:Here we Go again offline.. Vip mode... Offline... Vip mode... offline and they even failed to creat another DT troll thread
They're looking for just the right gif to put in there. |
JackMarston
B R I M E R
5
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Posted - 2015.07.16 11:32:29 -
[6194] - Quote
oh noes.........pls not today,pretty please? last day before i go away for a week............ |
evolution666
Australian Belt Strippers
Apocalypse Now.
3
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Posted - 2015.07.16 11:34:03 -
[6195] - Quote
It's ALIVE!!!! |
Amak Boma
Dragon Factory
136
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Posted - 2015.07.16 11:44:18 -
[6196] - Quote
it died |
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
6150
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Posted - 2015.07.16 11:47:12 -
[6197] - Quote
Drachos Zanixare wrote:it is now 5:27 pm here and this whole downtime started early this morning, is there any estimate as to when this will get fixed?
and I hope it will be fixed soon, and if not then how do I cancel my account and get money back for unpaid months of usage that I cannot use cause your server is allways down, can you answer me this please? thanks...
You've made one whole post in your Eve career, and this was it, right after a dev post indicating the problem is now resolved. I had to chuckle at the irony and give you your first like for such a perfectly timed, selfish failpost.
I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.
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Captain Robert Rabbit-Fleet
The Dark Night Rises
0
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Posted - 2015.07.16 12:04:49 -
[6198] - Quote
is ccp gona give us a bonus sp or an extra day of membership to the ones that pay usd sence the server was down for a while |
Ab'del Abu
Atlantis Ascendant
331
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Posted - 2015.07.16 12:25:58 -
[6199] - Quote
Captain Robert Rabbit-Fleet wrote:is ccp gona give us a bonus sp or an extra day of membership to the ones that pay usd sence the server was down for a while
I highly doubt that. |
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
1888
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Posted - 2015.07.16 12:29:56 -
[6200] - Quote
CCP Masterplan wrote:"This one time, on patch day..."
Best dev sig ever.
Relatively Notorious By Association
My Many Misadventures
Inaugural C&P Thunderdome Champion
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Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
11
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Posted - 2015.07.16 13:23:36 -
[6201] - Quote
Cephalosa Galactica wrote:WELL BY NOW WE CAN OBVIOUSLY ASSUME THAT THEY ALL WENT TO BED AND WONT EVEN BOTHER TO READ OUR COMMENTS
Maybe it's the way you're demanding?
There was no lost skill points. Please check your math.
And a number of players have offered to send folks who are complaining the (14.95/month * 12 hours of downtime) 24.9 cents we lost for the down time.
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
11
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Posted - 2015.07.16 13:31:03 -
[6202] - Quote
Lucius Saturninus wrote:Has there been any talk of naming this event? For future reference. Something like "The Aegis Flaw of 2015"?
Fozzie's Revenge:
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000101785/polls_300px_Fozzie_Season_1_1413_327851_answer_3_xlarge.jpeg
Well they did name the release after him....
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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Labaianoch
The Scope
Gallente Federation
11
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Posted - 2015.07.16 14:34:03 -
[6203] - Quote
Good lord... Confirming I never want to be a server admin or network engineer for an MMO.
Reading this thread, as a former customer care agent for a cable provider and later desktop support for an IT firm, I could think of a whole lot of creative ways to make fun of the complainers but I'll just say this;
Go outside. Please. Go outside. I don't care if its raining or snowing or 120 degree heat (Fahrenheit, coz 'murica) , please step away and go do something with your lives for a day.
"But my cable was out for a whole day!"
So was every body else's within 100 miles. Your bill broken down for one day is about $4.80. You want cash or credit?
Hang in there CCP staff. Some of us feel your pain.
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Angelica Dreamstar
Miner's House of ill repute
985
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Posted - 2015.07.16 14:37:32 -
[6204] - Quote
Labaianoch wrote:Good lord... Confirming I never want to be a server admin or network engineer for an MMO.
Reading this thread, as a former customer care agent for a cable provider and later desktop support for an IT firm, I could think of a whole lot of creative ways to make fun of the complainers but I'll just say this;
Go outside. Please. Go outside. I don't care if its raining or snowing or 120 degree heat (Fahrenheit, coz 'murica) , please step away and go do something with your lives for a day.
"But my cable was out for a whole day!"
So was every body else's within 100 miles. Your bill broken down for one day is about $4.80. You want cash or credit?
Hang in there CCP staff. Some of us feel your pain.
I want to write an MMO just so I can tell carebears to deal with it, grow balls or get lost!
CCHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dawn'of'the'DeAd
Original Sinners
The Bastion
0
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Posted - 2015.07.16 14:53:01 -
[6205] - Quote
ccp when u gonna put singularity back on cos i relly need to test a ship !! |
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
6166
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Posted - 2015.07.16 19:51:39 -
[6206] - Quote
Closed for a quick nuclear bombardment.
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
Vice Admiral
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
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Enya Sparhawk
Black Tea and Talons
74
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:12:36 -
[6207] - Quote
LOL When worlds collide...
Makes for some interesting reading... I hope.
Everything nowadays is a learning tool...
Fíorghrá: Grá na fírinne
Maireann croí éadrom i bhfad.
Bíonn súil le muir ach ní bhíonn súil le tír.
Is maith an scéalaí an aimsir.
When the lost ships of Greece finally return home...
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Saisin
Chao3's Rogue Operatives Corp
Chao3 Alliance
269
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Posted - 2015.07.17 00:01:18 -
[6208] - Quote
War Kitten wrote:Drachos Zanixare wrote:it is now 5:27 pm here and this whole downtime started early this morning, is there any estimate as to when this will get fixed?
and I hope it will be fixed soon, and if not then how do I cancel my account and get money back for unpaid months of usage that I cannot use cause your server is allways down, can you answer me this please? thanks... You've made one whole post in your Eve career, and this was it, right after a dev post indicating the problem is now resolved. I had to chuckle at the irony and give you your first like for such a perfectly timed, selfish failpost.
lol, I was wondering where that like came from... he did seem like a guy liking himself.
"surrender your ego, be free". innuendo.
solo? There is a new hope...
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Velarra
420
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Posted - 2015.07.17 00:03:35 -
[6209] - Quote
TLDR...
So. Was Tuxford at all remotely close to the servers when this started? |
Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
11
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Posted - 2015.07.17 18:58:12 -
[6210] - Quote
Just to mention, there's a news article on the website about this:
https://community.eveonline.com/news/news-channels/eve-online-news/skillpoint-gift-for-extended-downtime-on-july-15th/
Short answer: We're getting 50k in skill points on Tuesday July 21st even though we didn't lose any and they'll have a report on the incident sometime shortly.
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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Baaldor
Dixon Cox Butte Preservation Society
Black Legion.
416
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Posted - 2015.07.17 19:41:24 -
[6211] - Quote
Leliana Cami Cotte wrote:
Albeit we did not lose any training time, most companies will kick down a little warm fuzzy for the inconvenience.
Because damn, a large section of the customer base is overly entitled as to sit coiled ready to pounce whenever any company mis-steps, to get something for some fiend injury. .
Hell if Wrangler farted in the wrong direction, most of your customer base would be scream plex for compensation. |
Angelica Dreamstar
Miner's House of ill repute
1033
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Posted - 2015.07.17 19:54:14 -
[6212] - Quote
Baaldor wrote:Leliana Cami Cotte wrote: Albeit we did not lose any training time, most companies will kick down a little warm fuzzy for the inconvenience. Because damn, a large section of the customer base is overly entitled as to sit coiled ready to pounce whenever any company mis-steps, to get something for some fiend injury. . Hell if Wrangler farted in the wrong direction, most of your customer base would be scream plex for compensation.
WOOHOOO that pushes me back up, to 141.058 unallocated skillpoints1!!!
"People need to realise that saying "someone else will do it" also mean that other someone else might be thinking the exact same thing..."
-- Frostys Virpio, very attentive person, thoughtfull, smart responses. Understands self responsibility.
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Ezra Endashi
LightningStrikesTwice
Elemental Tide
12
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Posted - 2015.07.17 22:41:42 -
[6213] - Quote
Cool gift! Thx CCP! :) |
Aerasia
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
46
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Posted - 2015.07.17 22:46:00 -
[6214] - Quote
Leliana Cami Cotte wrote: I don't suppose they could just bring the servers down for a few months so I'll have a nice big gift of SP waiting for me when I next log in...
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KandreK Altor
Battlestar Ascension Corporation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.21 23:24:41 -
[6215] - Quote
Thanks CCP for this free SP |
Danny Nuttall
Perkone
Caldari State
5
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Posted - 2015.07.25 11:23:00 -
[6216] - Quote
50,000sp for the extended downtime is great, it certainly helped me and since ive discovered you can earn more by helping on the singularity mass tests, i plan on doing all i can to hoard the free sp. for new players things like this are awesome. thanks CCP
Aka the MatchMaker
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Zimmy Zeta
Lisa Needs Braces.
58482
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Posted - 2015.07.25 11:25:08 -
[6217] - Quote
Danny Nuttall wrote:50,000sp for the extended downtime is great, it certainly helped me and since ive discovered you can earn more by helping on the singularity mass tests, i plan on doing all i can to hoard the free sp. for new players things like this are awesome. thanks CCP
Uh..but you do know that Singularity bonus-SP do not carry over to TQ ?
I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it.
Yes, I do feel bad about it.
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Danny Nuttall
Perkone
Caldari State
5
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Posted - 2015.07.25 11:28:34 -
[6218] - Quote
Zimmy Zeta wrote:Danny Nuttall wrote:50,000sp for the extended downtime is great, it certainly helped me and since ive discovered you can earn more by helping on the singularity mass tests, i plan on doing all i can to hoard the free sp. for new players things like this are awesome. thanks CCP Uh..but you do know that Singularity bonus-SP do not carry over to TQ ?
i do now, lol really? well that just saved me a lot of tears
Aka the MatchMaker
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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
24402
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Posted - 2015.07.25 11:37:53 -
[6219] - Quote
Danny Nuttall wrote:Zimmy Zeta wrote:Danny Nuttall wrote:50,000sp for the extended downtime is great, it certainly helped me and since ive discovered you can earn more by helping on the singularity mass tests, i plan on doing all i can to hoard the free sp. for new players things like this are awesome. thanks CCP Uh..but you do know that Singularity bonus-SP do not carry over to TQ ? i do now, lol really? well that just saved me a lot of tears Yeah Singularity bonus SP are granted to allow people to muck about with new ships, modules etc while they're in the test phase. Don't be discouraged by it though, the test server is a great way to test new ship builds and try new tactics for use on Tranquility without risking hideous amounts of Isk
Civilized behaviour is knowing that violence is barbaric, but paying other people to do it is business.
Nil mortifi sine lucre.
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