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CCP Falcon
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Posted - 2015.07.15 12:57:19 - [1] - Quote

Hey guys,

As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.

This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.

Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.

Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.

Cheers,

- F

UPDATES:

13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE

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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:05:27 - [2] - Quote

Use the choke?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:05:42 - [3] - Quote

another clusterf**k.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:05:42 - [4] - Quote

Reactivated account just today after 8 months inactive --__--
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:07:14 - [5] - Quote

sometimes you just gotta drop the clutch going downhill

But where is fozzie, isnt this his mess, why isnt he cleaning it up :)
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:07:19 - [6] - Quote

eve is ded
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:08:19 - [7] - Quote

Here is a motivation for you CCP to get the server fixed faster Big smile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuHfVn_cfHU

Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:

1: Asteroid Madness

2: Clash of the Empires

3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama

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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:08:35 - [8] - Quote

Gradur Dohr wrote:
eve is ded


RIP EVE
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:09:04 - [9] - Quote

give us bonus SP!!!!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:09:17 - [10] - Quote

Good luck folks! Hope you get it figured out Smile
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:09:28 - [11] - Quote

CCP have used a real entosis link on the TQ cluster? :)
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:09:33 - [12] - Quote

This calls for free SP :-)
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:09:35 - [13] - Quote

Hardworking guys @ CCP ;

The link in the launcher (latest news downtime) is broken. Perhaps link this page instead!!!

GL bringing up the Real world again guys!!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:10:10 - [14] - Quote

CCP Falcon wrote:

SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS
STARTUP ISSUE


I think I see your problem right there.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:10:24 - [15] - Quote

Steijn wrote:
another clusterf**k.


Quite literally.

We're working on it! Big smile

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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:10:29 - [16] - Quote

But what of all the noobies who just begun playing?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:10:49 - [17] - Quote

"What Operating System is it?"

"Vista"

"We're Going To Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:11:05 - [18] - Quote

how much time u need to fix that?Evil
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:11:38 - [19] - Quote

Well Im off to bed. Hope all is well when i come back. Good Luck
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:11:56 - [20] - Quote

I hope it won't be held against me if I can't workout my part of the deal of 'hours for plex'.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:12:15 - [21] - Quote

Keep up the good work.

/c

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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:12:27 - [22] - Quote

I think the only way you can make amends to your player base is to credit all of our accounts .1 isk...
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:12:27 - [23] - Quote

mufe mufetski wrote:
This calls for free SP :-)

Well, if you are that weird and aren't using Skill Queue, then it's your own fault for losing skilltimes.

Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:

1: Asteroid Madness

2: Clash of the Empires

3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama

Stvndog
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:12:29 - [24] - Quote

Stu Pendisdick wrote:
"What Operating System is it?"

"Vista"

"We're Going To Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!"




Come on, windows 95 or GTFO
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:13:19 - [25] - Quote

CCP Falcon wrote:
Steijn wrote:
another clusterf**k.


Quite literally.

We're working on it! Big smile


he stole my line
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:13:24 - [26] - Quote

Stu Pendisdick wrote:
"What Operating System is it?"

"Vista"

"We're Going To Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!"




I'd lol if they were still running XP or server 2000 :P Oh CCP, why you so silly? :P
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:13:24 - [27] - Quote

Ecolo wrote:
The link in the launcher (latest news downtime) is broken

Thank you for the notification. We have consolidated the extended downtime messaging to this thread and have removed other related threads. As such the EVE Launcher now links to this thread (this update took a few minutes during which the Launcher did link to the old, invalid thread).

CCP Phantom - Senior Community Developer - Volunteer Manager

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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:13:31 - [28] - Quote

Can I violence space ships yet?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:13:52 - [29] - Quote

Good luck CCP!

I work with servers IRL and I know how much of a ***** they can be when something's wrong :P
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:13:56 - [30] - Quote

Keep up the good work CCP
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:14:33 - [31] - Quote

Hm, back to the strawberry cake then!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:14:41 - [32] - Quote


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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:14:44 - [33] - Quote

is there any way you guys could roll the server back and boot it for us to continue our daily grind??
or maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?

i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :)
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:14:54 - [34] - Quote

Mida Akhiko wrote:
I think the only way you can make amends to your player base is to credit all of our accounts .1 isk...




Finally! Rational thought wins the day. You know this is going to get buried under a thousand FREE SP!! FREE SP!! WAAAAA!!!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:15:19 - [35] - Quote

CCP Phantom wrote:
Ecolo wrote:
The link in the launcher (latest news downtime) is broken

Thank you for the notification. We have consolidated the extended downtime messaging to this thread and have removed other related threads. As such the EVE Launcher now links to this thread (this update took a few minutes during which the Launcher did link to the old, invalid thread).



#CCPphantomneedzhugs
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:15:48 - [36] - Quote

Steroids for hamsters Twisted
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:16:49 - [37] - Quote

damn need to start a new drinking game nowIdea
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:16:50 - [38] - Quote

Steijn wrote:
another clusterf**k.


I think they call themselves Imperium now
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:16:51 - [39] - Quote

we told you fozzie sov would kill eve
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:17:04 - [40] - Quote

Remember to check the boot.ini Lol
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:17:11 - [41] - Quote

CCP working on start up issues obligatory :D
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:17:16 - [42] - Quote

FREE SKILLPOINTSBlinkRoll
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:17:23 - [43] - Quote

So many iskies im missing right now... 42 million isk every 20 min and atm nothing =(
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:17:30 - [44] - Quote

Well as i said in the first message from ccp about the downtime.

Atleast im not paying IRL for this game.

Hmm wait I am !!!!!!


Some one said compensation ? SP, something, whatever !!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:17:40 - [45] - Quote

Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:17:45 - [46] - Quote

CCP Falcon wrote:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/GJBLtMB.gif[/img]



WITNESSSS !!!!!!!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:17:47 - [47] - Quote

quick someone turn off the entosys link on the CCP cluster.... did goons reinforce CCP station. ?? Fozzie what did you now...Big smile
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:18:06 - [48] - Quote

MortarJim wrote:
damn need to start a new drinking game nowIdea



<3 <3 <3

yes please :)
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:18:11 - [49] - Quote

I'm bored in the office and now this:) hopefully you get em up till I'm back home especially since my wife and kids went on a short trip and I've planned to use that freedom for extensive gaming. So, deadline is another 3 hrs!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:18:48 - [50] - Quote

fozzy sov broke everything, prediction has come true
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:18:52 - [51] - Quote

Everyone sing with me.

(more beer song) -- Free plex, free plex, free plex, free plex, freeeeeee plex, free plex free plex.

If you don't know it you aint an Aussie.... BAHAHAHAHA Shocked
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:18:57 - [52] - Quote

CCP Phantom wrote:
Ecolo wrote:
The link in the launcher (latest news downtime) is broken

Thank you for the notification. We have consolidated the extended downtime messaging to this thread and have removed other related threads. As such the EVE Launcher now links to this thread (this update took a few minutes during which the Launcher did link to the old, invalid thread).


Happy to be of service....... i feel so acknowledged ^^ !!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:09 - [53] - Quote

Did you forget to feed the hamster again ?!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:17 - [54] - Quote

Is the drinking game over?Lol
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:18 - [55] - Quote

Stvndog wrote:
Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot


Every time someone asks for compensation.... take a shot! Blink
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:24 - [56] - Quote

Maddaxe Illat wrote:
FREE SKILLPOINTSBlinkRoll

Have you forgotten that we have a skill queue system where you can put in 50 skills in queue?

It's only your own fault today if you lose skillpoints to downtimes.

Last time i checked, my skill queue was for 150+ days. Gotta have a long downtime before i can request free skillpoints then :-)

Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:

1: Asteroid Madness

2: Clash of the Empires

3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama

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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:29 - [57] - Quote

Lemon Verbena wrote:
MortarJim wrote:
damn need to start a new drinking game nowIdea



<3 <3 <3

yes please :)


Stvndog wrote:
Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot


EDIT:
cretan Audeles wrote:
fozzy sov broke everything, prediction has come true


Drink.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:39 - [58] - Quote

Man, I knew I should of mowed the lawn this morning...


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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:40 - [59] - Quote

Sacrifice the Goat to the server god.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:43 - [60] - Quote

CCP Phantom wrote:
Ecolo wrote:
The link in the launcher (latest news downtime) is broken

Thank you for the notification. We have consolidated the extended downtime messaging to this thread and have removed other related threads. As such the EVE Launcher now links to this thread (this update took a few minutes during which the Launcher did link to the old, invalid thread).



GREEEEEATX an i that still had a page left to catch up on that old thread, and now all mu great words erased from the interwebs*sniffle*Straight
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:43 - [61] - Quote

can I get a Comment on Thread PAP???
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:54 - [62] - Quote

Lt Motion wrote:
But what of all the noobies who just begun playing?



Could somebody please think about the little kids?! Big smile
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:19:59 - [63] - Quote

Kasi Briccius wrote:
Is the drinking game over?Lol

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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:20:17 - [64] - Quote

LETUSDIG wrote:
is there any way you guys could roll the server back and boot it for us to continue our daily grind??
or maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?

i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :)


think this guy has a good idea...a rollback shouldnt be impossible and surely the server keeps a log of failed login attempts :)
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:20:20 - [65] - Quote

Hello, i know where is problem.
It's broken.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:20:39 - [66] - Quote

MinoriF wrote:
Reactivated account just today after 8 months inactive --__--


Some things never change girl ... that downtime , curtesy of CCP , was provided to you to make you feel right at home :) ....
Welcome back to the game .. ^^

And the drinking game : unknown / VIP ... 6 th .. i don't know how long ill be able to use my legs or type if this keeps up
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Fog Industries

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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:20:39 - [67] - Quote

Hey! i just remembered, this isn't nearly as bad as any WOW patch day :)

#CCPphantomneedzhugs
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:21:00 - [68] - Quote

Darn it, CCP forcing people to face the "real life". Twisted

Thanks for the hard work and good luck with the clusterf*ck!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:21:02 - [69] - Quote

c:// format c:
a:// the disk c not exist
a:// please insert eve disk 1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:21:04 - [70] - Quote

sakuma shindou wrote:
CCP Phantom wrote:
Ecolo wrote:
The link in the launcher (latest news downtime) is broken

Thank you for the notification. We have consolidated the extended downtime messaging to this thread and have removed other related threads. As such the EVE Launcher now links to this thread (this update took a few minutes during which the Launcher did link to the old, invalid thread).



GREEEEEATX an i that still had a page left to catch up on that old thread, and now all mu great words erased from the interwebs*sniffle*Straight

they really weren`t that great mate Big smile
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:21:09 - [71] - Quote

What's the best time to fake an orgasm?

When a Rottweiler is humping your leg.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:21:14 - [72] - Quote

did you guys forget to f*** the hamsters?

eve online is offline

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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:21:41 - [73] - Quote

Stvndog wrote:
Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot



Ill join you on that mate
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:21:45 - [74] - Quote

Kasi Briccius wrote:
Is the drinking game over?Lol


Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! Big smile
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:21:45 - [75] - Quote

Timomantis Nabali wrote:
Stu Pendisdick wrote:
"What Operating System is it?"

"Vista"

"We're Going To Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!"




I'd lol if they were still running XP or server 2000 :P Oh CCP, why you so silly? :P


Don't be daft, the server cluster will be running on a dedicated Linux build, probably running on second-hand PS2 hardware. Anything else would just be unprofessional.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:22:07 - [76] - Quote

Dear CCP,

Have you tried unplugging it and then plugging it back in?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:22:08 - [77] - Quote

OK, which Dev clicked on the Windows 10 upgrade icon?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:22:11 - [78] - Quote

I understand that something might have gone wrong.
but this is beginning to take a very long time,

resubbed 2 weeks ago after 3 years of absence here
Seen more downtime then I can remember in the past.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:22:14 - [79] - Quote

While we are all waiting just go and watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rp2s4pSg5Q
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:22:18 - [80] - Quote

Jacques d'Orleans wrote:
Kasi Briccius wrote:
Is the drinking game over?Lol


Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! Big smile



Only if you're doing it wrong :P
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:22:46 - [81] - Quote

I Founds the solution CCP!!! Bear
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:22:55 - [82] - Quote

I dont want excuses, I just want free skill points.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:23:06 - [83] - Quote

CCP Falcon wrote:
Hey guys,

As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.

This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.

Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.

Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.

Cheers,

- F

UPDATES:

13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE

of course because i didnt fill the pos' last night... "oh ill just do in the morning because i have the day off." NOT ffs
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:23:20 - [84] - Quote

Azrael Sheriph wrote:
Sacrifice the Goat to the server god.


The entrails do not look auspicious.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:23:29 - [85] - Quote

ARGH!!! This delay is making it hard for me to stay awake. My Hypersomnia is going to cause me to pass out before the server comes back up.

DEVs please hurry, I don't want to have to take my meds just to play.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:23:35 - [86] - Quote

But yeah. Here is what happened: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhIVtGS3-dk

Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:

1: Asteroid Madness

2: Clash of the Empires

3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama

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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:23:41 - [87] - Quote

I was mid WH when DT hit earlier, I'm stared. Shocked
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:23:41 - [88] - Quote

All my PI colonists will die without my constant care and attention. !!!!


meh .
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:23:57 - [89] - Quote

Should I be making a backup of my BOOT.INI just in case Big smile
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:24:04 - [90] - Quote

LETUSDIG wrote:
is there any way you guys could roll the server back and boot it for us to continue our daily grind??
or maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?

i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :)



Theres is more than enough resources and isk ingame for all players needs,.......not for all players greed!!!!

Grow up, stop begging, start accepting ;)
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:24:09 - [91] - Quote

rm -rf *

get it?
star?
like in space?

...get it?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:24:12 - [92] - Quote

Have you tried this?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:24:15 - [93] - Quote

Maybe....like in real IT environments.....if you have a cockup like that for over severall hours you should roll back the changes until you are back to the original state before you started.
But I guess a good backup or roll backup procedure was not thought off.
If I would do this at the company I work for, I would be having a lot of spare time as of tomorrow.
Be serious about this!!! People are spending money on this every month.

If you want any help on how to organize a real development, test, acceptation and production environment, you can give me a call any time.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:24:30 - [94] - Quote

Seeing as half of eve is here atm, would this be a good time to request 1m from every one of you :)
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:24:39 - [95] - Quote

Time to do some research then. I'd say it's getting a bit stressed in the server room at the moment.
Good luck.Shocked
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:25:02 - [96] - Quote

OOPS!! Spilled my drink in the cluster AGAIN!!! I gotta stop doin that man Cry
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:25:13 - [97] - Quote

Arzi Reece wrote:
Dear CCP,

Have you tried unplugging it and then plugging it back in?


The real solution is clearly taking the cartridge out and blowing in it.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:25:24 - [98] - Quote

mufe mufetski wrote:
This calls for free SP :-)


has this ever happened?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:25:24 - [99] - Quote

This is what happens when you run on old IBM hardware that got sold to Lenovo!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:25:35 - [100] - Quote

Gonna laugh off portions of my anatomy if this is related to the sov bills thing. People aren't going to know what to do next week.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.

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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:25:39 - [101] - Quote

It was me, I did it.

This signature intentionally left blank

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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:25:54 - [102] - Quote

I see you... CCP...
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:26:11 - [103] - Quote

Liam Oliphants wrote:
Arzi Reece wrote:
Dear CCP,

Have you tried unplugging it and then plugging it back in?


The real solution is clearly taking the cartridge out and blowing in it.


vacuum cleaner on low suction works better
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:26:14 - [104] - Quote

they know the answer!!!! http://i.imgur.com/1I1gnZP.jpg?1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:26:14 - [105] - Quote

Lemon Verbena wrote:
Jacques d'Orleans wrote:
Kasi Briccius wrote:
Is the drinking game over?Lol


Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! Big smile



Only if you're doing it wrong :P

I want to get of CCP Fozzie's wild ride.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:26:15 - [106] - Quote

Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer."

"Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!"

God replies, "You better send them up here immediately."

Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them."

God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you."

Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:26:33 - [107] - Quote

dor amwar wrote:
mufe mufetski wrote:
This calls for free SP :-)


has this ever happened?



yes
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:26:37 - [108] - Quote

Seriously. I think that CODE should not be redeployed. Those guys are sort of annoying

http://violetaeon.blogspot.com/

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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:26:46 - [109] - Quote

Electra Magnetic wrote:
I dont want excuses, I just want free skill points.



I want a Million dollars and carload of spending money. Ain't neither one of us getting what we want. But look on the bright side If the server is down for an entire 12 hours You are only out .25 frickin cents USD. Oh, and your poor lost monopoly money.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:26:58 - [110] - Quote

Wolverine Chosen wrote:
I understand that something might have gone wrong.
but this is beginning to take a very long time,

resubbed 2 weeks ago after 3 years of absence here
Seen more downtime then I can remember in the past.



hmmm u dunno, have a played for a very very long time and these last half a year the server is always up when i tried logging in, though the DT here is 11AM for me so either i wake early(yeah, right, fat chance) and get to do things before the DT or i wake up after DT is over and thus does not notice itCool
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:27:06 - [111] - Quote

Gentle Insert wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
Hey guys,

As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.

This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.

Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.

Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.

Cheers,

- F

UPDATES:

13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE

of course because i didnt fill the pos' last night... "oh ill just do in the morning because i have the day off." NOT ffs

unfueled POS, where at, I'll help you fuel it, I have torpedoes, filled with express fuel delivery cartridges
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:27:06 - [112] - Quote

dor amwar wrote:
mufe mufetski wrote:
This calls for free SP :-)


has this ever happened?

don`t think so, this was why skill queues were invented
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:27:09 - [113] - Quote

Bomus SP is good compensation Blink
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:27:33 - [114] - Quote

Wolverine Chosen wrote:
I understand that something might have gone wrong.
but this is beginning to take a very long time,

resubbed 2 weeks ago after 3 years of absence here
Seen more downtime then I can remember in the past.


Trust me this is not a 'very long time'. I once worked for a Police force that had to revert to paper based systems for 8 days whilst the database screw up got fixed.

Trying to write PL/SQL code on the fly to fix someone else's mess whilst an Assistant Chief Constable looks over your shoulder isn't the least stressful thing I've ever done...
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:27:53 - [115] - Quote

i really do think a rollback to playable would be a smart move to make....
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:28:12 - [116] - Quote

claus Hanson wrote:
Well as i said in the first message from ccp about the downtime.

Atleast im not paying IRL for this game.

Hmm wait I am !!!!!!


Some one said compensation ? SP, something, whatever !!


Ah shadup not this again..

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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:28:18 - [117] - Quote

Epentix wrote:
Maybe....like in real IT environments.....if you have a cockup like that for over severall hours you should roll back the changes until you are back to the original state before you started.
But I guess a good backup or roll backup procedure was not thought off.
If I would do this at the company I work for, I would be having a lot of spare time as of tomorrow.
Be serious about this!!! People are spending money on this every month.

If you want any help on how to organize a real development, test, acceptation and production environment, you can give me a call any time.


Big smile
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:28:21 - [118] - Quote

dor amwar wrote:
Liam Oliphants wrote:
Arzi Reece wrote:
Dear CCP,

Have you tried unplugging it and then plugging it back in?


The real solution is clearly taking the cartridge out and blowing in it.


vacuum cleaner on low suction works better


must....not....comment....
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:28:27 - [119] - Quote

NightmareX wrote:
Maddaxe Illat wrote:
FREE SKILLPOINTSBlinkRoll

Have you forgotten that we have a skill queue system where you can put in 50 skills in queue?

It's only your own fault today if you lose skillpoints to downtimes.

Last time i checked, my skill queue was for 150+ days. Gotta have a long downtime before i can request free skillpoints then :-)


Only 150+ days? How did I get over 400 days?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:28:28 - [120] - Quote

Ice Sertan wrote:
Bomus SP is good compensation Blink


I want a threesome with Taylor Swift and Barak Obama
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:28:39 - [121] - Quote

Alex Rax wrote:
Lemon Verbena wrote:
Jacques d'Orleans wrote:
Kasi Briccius wrote:
Is the drinking game over?Lol


Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! Big smile



Only if you're doing it wrong :P

I want to get of CCP Fozzie's wild ride.


Really? why? this is the most fun i've had with EVE in months :)
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:28:53 - [122] - Quote

MortarJim wrote:
dor amwar wrote:
mufe mufetski wrote:
This calls for free SP :-)


has this ever happened?

don`t think so, this was why skill queues were invented



you got free sp when the moved the server to London. but eve was down for a few days when that happened
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:28:56 - [123] - Quote

Now, slowly it is getting more and more embarrassing...
2 1/2 h
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:29:07 - [124] - Quote

Lemon Verbena wrote:
Jacques d'Orleans wrote:
Kasi Briccius wrote:
Is the drinking game over?Lol


Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! Big smile



Only if you're doing it wrong :P


Do you know that when you drink 53 pints a day, you'll have the daily dose of magnesium an adult needs?
A healthy nutrition can be so easy. Big smileCool
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:29:15 - [125] - Quote

lust4blood wrote:
dor amwar wrote:
mufe mufetski wrote:
This calls for free SP :-)


has this ever happened?



yes


for a startup issue? link or it didn't happen.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:29:26 - [126] - Quote

Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve.
Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.

Open your eyes, look to the devs and see.
They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy.
Because the server's up, server's down.
(Server's up, server's down)
Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Fozzie, just killed the game.
Put an update to its head,
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead.
Fozzie, sov had just begun,
but now updates take all day.

Fozzie, ooh,
didn't mean to make Eve die.
If it's not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:29:51 - [127] - Quote

UPDATE.... Eve is [email protected]@@ed...... Again
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:29:52 - [128] - Quote

Epentix wrote:
Maybe....like in real IT environments.....if you have a cockup like that for over severall hours you should roll back the changes until you are back to the original state before you started.
But I guess a good backup or roll backup procedure was not thought off.
If I would do this at the company I work for, I would be having a lot of spare time as of tomorrow.
Be serious about this!!! People are spending money on this every month.

If you want any help on how to organize a real development, test, acceptation and production environment, you can give me a call any time.



I just use fail over clustering to run the new stuff parralel to the old stuff for a few days/weeks till i know the new stuff is stable
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Fugly Isktaker wrote:
rm -rf *

get it?
star?
like in space?

...get it?


So you just want them to wipe their home directory?

I think you meant "rm -rf /*"

Or maybe you could try this one: ":(){:|:}:"
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:30:08 - [130] - Quote

Have you tried flushing the power supply? you see that cup of coffee... just pour it all in, that's it yes, all of it.

Technical support
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Big Lynx wrote:
Ice Sertan wrote:
Bomus SP is good compensation Blink


I want a threesome with Taylor Swift and Barak Obama


Swap out Barack for Emma Watson and you're good to go!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:30:16 - [132] - Quote

Jacques d'Orleans wrote:
Lemon Verbena wrote:
Jacques d'Orleans wrote:
Kasi Briccius wrote:
Is the drinking game over?Lol


Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! Big smile



Only if you're doing it wrong :P


Do you know that when you drink 53 pints a day, you'll have the daily dose of magnesium an adult needs?
A healthy nutrition can be so easy. Big smileCool


Well in that case... i guess i'm REAL healthy :P
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Dear ccp,
if you rollback to before this morning I will kill a hulk for every mil isk I made this morning (that's 3000 hulks)

The love will be shared.
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Free Geckos please
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:30:53 - [135] - Quote

George Jetson wrote:
NightmareX wrote:
Maddaxe Illat wrote:
FREE SKILLPOINTSBlinkRoll

Have you forgotten that we have a skill queue system where you can put in 50 skills in queue?

It's only your own fault today if you lose skillpoints to downtimes.

Last time i checked, my skill queue was for 150+ days. Gotta have a long downtime before i can request free skillpoints then :-)


Only 150+ days? How did I get over 400 days?





I have like 380 days skills in queue
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Yea!! main is at war!! less war time BS.......

....

... wait we're winning... screw that. Hurry pls =)
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Crap.... Im not sure I set my skill queue before downtime... Think it has room for a skill now *panics*
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These these things do happen from time to time, ok it never makes people happy but it is so good to know that CCP are on the job and working so hard for us all.
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Jacques d'Orleans wrote:
Kasi Briccius wrote:
Is the drinking game over?Lol


Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! Big smile


It's really a science !
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:31:55 - [140] - Quote

dor amwar wrote:
mufe mufetski wrote:
This calls for free SP :-)


has this ever happened?


Yes.
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George Jetson wrote:
Only 150+ days? How did I get over 400 days?

I haven't added new skills to my queue in a long time now.

Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:

1: Asteroid Madness

2: Clash of the Empires

3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama

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Ecolo wrote:
LETUSDIG wrote:
is there any way you guys could roll the server back and boot it for us to continue our daily grind??
or maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?

i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :)



Theres is more than enough resources and isk ingame for all players needs,.......not for all players greed!!!!

Grow up, stop begging, start accepting ;)



Is it daft to ask for compensation when befouled by CCP? I am glad I don't just accept crap in life like some sheep, who knows the EU might take over and treat us all like shite..... Oh yer they have already. Think it's time to move to Aus..
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lust4blood wrote:
dor amwar wrote:
mufe mufetski wrote:
This calls for free SP :-)


has this ever happened?



yes


i agree that while getting compensation just because the DT is a little longer then usually is stretching it and just stupid, but i do agree that if the DT goes past certain time(like 2-3 hours or so more) some sort of "we screwed up with something so here is something as a apology" may be appropriated, just IMHO X
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Borgbait wrote:
dor amwar wrote:
mufe mufetski wrote:
This calls for free SP :-)


has this ever happened?


Yes.


pretty sure only on rollbacks when sp has been lost though?
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CCP should hire a stand up comedian for these situations, just to keep everyone happy.
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Back in MY day the server would be down for a day at patch time. You were lucky if your own computer even booted up after.


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TheTennant wrote:
Seeing as half of eve is here atm, would this be a good time to request 1m from every one of you :)



I have Ctrl C'd your name. I will send you 1 Million Isk as per your request once the servers are online.



"You can only post every 5 minutes because your account is less than 2 days old. You can post a new one in 49 seconds."


Really.. less than 2 days huh? I do agree that it SEEMS like 2008 was just yesterday, but less than 2 days? This is WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!
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Cervix Thumper wrote:
Yea!! main is at war!! less war time BS.......

....

... wait we're winning... screw that. Hurry pls =)



Wait....

Did someone just said: WAR??? Big smileBig smile
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Lemon Verbena wrote:
Jacques d'Orleans wrote:
Lemon Verbena wrote:
Jacques d'Orleans wrote:
Kasi Briccius wrote:
Is the drinking game over?Lol


Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! Big smile



Only if you're doing it wrong :P


Do you know that when you drink 53 pints a day, you'll have the daily dose of magnesium an adult needs?
A healthy nutrition can be so easy. Big smileCool


Well in that case... i guess i'm REAL healthy :P


Well there is a bavarian proverb "5 hoibe san woas gscheids zum essn, do hoasd aba no lang nix drunga!"
In englisch (roughly translated): 5 pints are a good lunch, but haven't drunk anything. Big smile
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Jerusaleman wrote:
Ecolo wrote:
LETUSDIG wrote:
is there any way you guys could roll the server back and boot it for us to continue our daily grind??
or maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?

i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :)



Theres is more than enough resources and isk ingame for all players needs,.......not for all players greed!!!!

Grow up, stop begging, start accepting ;)



Is it daft to ask for compensation when befouled by CCP? I am glad I don't just accept crap in life like some sheep, who knows the EU might take over and treat us all like shite..... Oh yer they have already. Think it's time to move to Aus..



yeah, you dont wanna move here, abbott has ****** it up
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CCP Falcon wrote:
Hey guys,

As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.

This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.

Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.

Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.

Cheers,

- F

UPDATES:

13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY

Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime
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PANIC!
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A bear was taking a dump in the forest when a rabbit walked by. The bear said, "Hey rabbit, does poo stick to your fur?"

"No," replied the rabbit.

The bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt with him.
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bucktooth wrote:
CCP should hire a stand up comedian for these situations, just to keep everyone happy.



IMO the whiners shouldn't be paid, but they sure do fill the role you suggested :P
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:34:01 - [155] - Quote

Jerusaleman wrote:
Ecolo wrote:
LETUSDIG wrote:
is there any way you guys could roll the server back and boot it for us to continue our daily grind??
or maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?

i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :)



Theres is more than enough resources and isk ingame for all players needs,.......not for all players greed!!!!

Grow up, stop begging, start accepting ;)



Is it daft to ask for compensation when befouled by CCP? I am glad I don't just accept crap in life like some sheep, who knows the EU might take over and treat us all like shite..... Oh yer they have already. Think it's time to move to Aus..


No, we don't want you here. Stay away.
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Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:
Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve.
Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.

Open your eyes, look to the devs and see.
They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy.
Because the server's up, server's down.
(Server's up, server's down)
Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Fozzie, just killed the game.
Put an update to its head,
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead.
Fozzie, sov had just begun,
but now updates take all day.

Fozzie, ooh,
didn't mean to make Eve die.
If it's not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.



its not a biscuit - this is hip hop you nit wit - learn to deal - or step back and kneel - you might find you can feel!
Blag the POS - scrape the ISK - paw at some free SP? not me im free. puffing on a splif - take a long Bio and puff on a splif it'll be back in a bit - until then sont talk s**t :P
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http://gfycat.com/ExhaustedSilentAldabratortoise
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Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime


I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.

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Bukszpryt Paj-Hi-Wo wrote:
PANIC!


...At The Disco?
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Offline again... drink lol :)
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-ç-æ?
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eve is kaputt ? Shocked
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*sing to Duran Duran "the reflex"

Give FreePlex to the moany child,
He's been kept in the dark,
Some FreePlex for the poor and whiny,
Royal pain in the arse.


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Zola Budd wrote:
Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:
Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve.
Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.

Open your eyes, look to the devs and see.
They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy.
Because the server's up, server's down.
(Server's up, server's down)
Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Fozzie, just killed the game.
Put an update to its head,
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead.
Fozzie, sov had just begun,
but now updates take all day.

Fozzie, ooh,
didn't mean to make Eve die.
If it's not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.



its not a biscuit - this is hip hop you nit wit - learn to deal - or step back and kneel - you might find you can feel!
Blag the POS - scrape the ISK - paw at some free SP? not me im free. puffing on a splif - take a long Bio and puff on a splif it'll be back in a bit - until then sont talk s**t :P


Please tell me you know what song he was trying to imitate.... FYI it was nothing to with rap or hip hop.
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What's really happening is that CCP have only let Greek players on so they can mine enough to pay off their national debt
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Lemon Verbena wrote:
Offline again... drink lol :)

don`t bring server back online, i`ve run out of alcohol, need to go to the shops. so don`t fix it for at least 10 mins please
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We were discussing a week ago how eve would die after fozzies great scheme failed, and the general consensus was a failed server start over and over...and....Big smile

In before "I didn't want that game anyways". Big smile

if not this time....... then..............


And no I haven't asked for isk....and haven't kissed a-ú^&e of someone for stuffing up (heard of testing?)
How about being sure before you release a patch into game, like say have a test server.

Oh wait..!!

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Big Lynx wrote:
CCP working on start up issues obligatory :D


Best Eva!!!!
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GO WIPE Smile
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Xanna Minator wrote:
What's really happening is that CCP have only let Greek players on so they can mine enough to pay off their national debt


uh, whoa
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:38:45 - [171] - Quote

Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
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recode eve and it would be awesome don't shrink battle sizes to save the need for re coding :( big battles is what makes this game unique
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CCP Falcon wrote:
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime


I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.

No need to get snarky with the paying customers
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Lucaz Verona wrote:
Zola Budd wrote:
Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:
Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve.
Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.

Open your eyes, look to the devs and see.
They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy.
Because the server's up, server's down.
(Server's up, server's down)
Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Fozzie, just killed the game.
Put an update to its head,
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead.
Fozzie, sov had just begun,
but now updates take all day.

Fozzie, ooh,
didn't mean to make Eve die.
If it's not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.



its not a biscuit - this is hip hop you nit wit - learn to deal - or step back and kneel - you might find you can feel!
Blag the POS - scrape the ISK - paw at some free SP? not me im free. puffing on a splif - take a long Bio and puff on a splif it'll be back in a bit - until then sont talk s**t :P


Please tell me you know what song he was trying to imitate.... FYI it was nothing to with rap or hip hop.



but this is hip hop you nit wit :)
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MortarJim wrote:
Lemon Verbena wrote:
Offline again... drink lol :)

don`t bring server back online, i`ve run out of alcohol, need to go to the shops. so don`t fix it for at least 10 mins please



I promise not to bring the server back online until you get back home with more booze :P
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Don't forget to start your from those 8" floppies and the original setup.. Good luck, and here's to a timely fix.
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Idea I think its time to push the red button!
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Just like the good old days. Keep up the good work guys, soon be up and running again me thinks......
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Have you tried the following:
- Turning it off and on again.
- Giving it a good kick.
- Throwing abuse at it.
- Storm out the room saying you'll be back in 5mins .
- Saying sorry about all the mean things your said and asking nicely for it to work.
- Threaten you'll buy a new one if you don't work soonGäó

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The BIGGEST battle in eve is today with CCP's all over iceland being deployed,

"I WAS THERE"
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Spcius Patrouette wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime


I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.

No need to get snarky with the paying customers


Well... when the paying customers are being whiny b*****'s by and large..... You know.

Everybody is human lol.
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So... Has anyone noticed that in the last thread CCP were all calm and casual with their updates and now ITS AN ALL CAPS RAGE!!!!
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CCP Falcon wrote:
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime


I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.


surely when youve deployed something 4 or more times and it still fails, the only logical solution is to rollback until you know what is actually wrong with it?
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Could someone nice donate me ISK to buy gecko for lowsec roam on Friday.
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Lev Andropov: That's why I told you "touch nothing". But you're bunch of cowboys!
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Xanna Minator wrote:
What's really happening is that CCP have only let Greek players on so they can mine enough to pay off their national debt


I fuckin lol'ed! LMAFAO!!
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Stan Bran wrote:
Jacques d'Orleans wrote:
Kasi Briccius wrote:
Is the drinking game over?Lol


Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! Big smile


It's really a science !



My uncle is a professional chemist. He can take any beer, wine or spirit and turn it into urine in under 5 mins. He loves chemistry.

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Muffins wrote:
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime


I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.

No need to get snarky with the paying customers


Well... when the paying customers are being whiny b*****'s by and large..... You know.

Everybody is human lol.

Whats whiny about offering a suggestion?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:41:19 - [189] - Quote

it keeps going to VIP mode ccp must be getting somewhere, try the power switch P

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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:41:24 - [190] - Quote

Free Geckos rather ran free SP
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:41:32 - [191] - Quote

God Dang POS CODE
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:41:36 - [192] - Quote

well put muffins
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:41:44 - [193] - Quote

Zola Budd wrote:
Lucaz Verona wrote:
Zola Budd wrote:
Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:
Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve.
Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.

Open your eyes, look to the devs and see.
They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy.
Because the server's up, server's down.
(Server's up, server's down)
Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Fozzie, just killed the game.
Put an update to its head,
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead.
Fozzie, sov had just begun,
but now updates take all day.

Fozzie, ooh,
didn't mean to make Eve die.
If it's not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.



its not a biscuit - this is hip hop you nit wit - learn to deal - or step back and kneel - you might find you can feel!
Blag the POS - scrape the ISK - paw at some free SP? not me im free. puffing on a splif - take a long Bio and puff on a splif it'll be back in a bit - until then sont talk s**t :P


Please tell me you know what song he was trying to imitate.... FYI it was nothing to with rap or hip hop.



but this is hip hop you nit wit :)



good god, kill it before it breeds
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:41:45 - [194] - Quote

While waiting for the servers, I got onto witcher 3 to pass a few rounds of gwent, It hit me then that I would like to see an eve version of the card game.
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Raphendyr Nardieu wrote:
Could someone nice donate me ISK to buy gecko for lowsec roam on Friday.

start a gofundme clone for isk
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:42:00 - [196] - Quote

Whats going on?
Has FozzieSov downed EVE so early?
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CCP Falcon wrote:
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime


I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.


I "believe"???? so you don't know for sure "obviously"
Clusters are a ***** if you don't use them like you should do.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:42:14 - [198] - Quote

Jerusaleman wrote:


Is it daft to ask for compensation when befouled by CCP? I am glad I don't just accept crap in life like some sheep, who knows the EU might take over and treat us all like shite..... Oh yer they have already. Think it's time to move to Aus..



Generally it's considered pretty gauche and ill-mannered to demand compensation in situations like this. I was brought up better.

"Company X, this thing happened and I'm unhappy."
"Ohh, we're sorry Customer Y, please accept this compensation in apology."

That exchange is cool.

"Company X, this thing happened and I'm upset, gimme something!"

Yeah, that's pretty rude. Don't do that, kids.

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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:42:33 - [199] - Quote

Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:
Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve.
Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.

Open your eyes, look to the devs and see.
They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy.
Because the server's up, server's down.
(Server's up, server's down)
Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Fozzie, just killed the game.
Put an update to its head,
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead.
Fozzie, sov had just begun,
but now updates take all day.

Fozzie, ooh,
didn't mean to make Eve die.
If it's not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.



First post on the forums just to say this is AWESOME!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:42:36 - [200] - Quote

Cervix Thumper wrote:
Stan Bran wrote:
Jacques d'Orleans wrote:
Kasi Briccius wrote:
Is the drinking game over?Lol


Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! Big smile


It's really a science !



My uncle is a professional chemist. He can take any beer, wine or spirit and turn it into urine in under 5 mins. He loves chemistry.


i can do it in 3 minutes , so he sucks
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:42:38 - [201] - Quote

To the creators of EVE ...

Don't want anything free instead just wanna say thanks for creating an awesome game ! Servers go down from time to time and I honestly can say I feel your pain if I could I'd send ya some advil and Timmies !

PS: DONT CLICK THE UPGRADE TO WINDOWS 10 ICON !!!!! Eve would self destruct the servers would never work right and we would all be stuck playing minesweeper !

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Xanna Minator wrote:
What's really happening is that CCP have only let Greek players on so they can mine enough to pay off their national debt


Greeks dont play Eve - you pay corporate tax in Eve Twisted
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:42:44 - [203] - Quote

finaly the did it .... FOZZIE SOV
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test bumm wrote:
We were discussing a week ago how eve would die after fozzies great scheme failed, and the general consensus was a failed server start over and over...and....Big smile

In before "I didn't want that game anyways". Big smile

if not this time....... then..............


And no I haven't asked for isk....and haven't kissed a-ú^&e of someone for stuffing up (heard of testing?)
How about being sure before you release a patch into game, like say have a test server.

Oh wait..!!



The trick that they seem to have missed is using identical hardware on the test server as on the production server.

Or they forgot to roll this patch out on the test server.

Has to be one or the other.

I've been in similar situations, it happens when devs get overconfident in their programming abilities.

Generally it leads to a CTA among the whole technical staff.
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Skyrider Deathknight wrote:
Have you tried the following:
- Turning it off and on again.
- Giving it a good kick.
- Throwing abuse at it.
- Storm out the room saying you'll be back in 5mins .
- Saying sorry about all the mean things your said and asking nicely for it to work.
- Threaten you'll buy a new one if you don't work soonGäó



remember not to forget to rattle it about a bit too mind ;)
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:43:07 - [206] - Quote

I gonna make coffe.... maybe a pie too Roll
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:43:17 - [207] - Quote

Serenity Just went down.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:43:33 - [208] - Quote

As worf would say " Qapbe' nguSDI "
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Skyrider Deathknight wrote:
Have you tried the following:
- Turning it off and on again.
- Giving it a good kick.
- Throwing abuse at it.
- Storm out the room saying you'll be back in 5mins .
- Saying sorry about all the mean things your said and asking nicely for it to work.
- Threaten you'll buy a new one if you don't work soonGäó



I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen. Dave
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:43:54 - [210] - Quote

01364642479

call me in you are blazed and in the UK hahahah
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:44:00 - [211] - Quote

Epentix wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime


I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.


I "believe"???? so you don't know for sure "obviously"
Clusters are a ***** if you don't use them like you should do.


Just remember, he works at eve, you dont!
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Steijn wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime


I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.


surely when youve deployed something 4 or more times and it still fails, the only logical solution is to rollback until you know what is actually wrong with it?


Often you don't want to do that immediately as you need to gather info as to the problem. Only when you exhaust that avenue do you rollback otherwise you may simply take 2 hours recovering only to hit the very same problem.
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MortarJim wrote:
Cervix Thumper wrote:
Stan Bran wrote:
Jacques d'Orleans wrote:
Kasi Briccius wrote:
Is the drinking game over?Lol


Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! Big smile


It's really a science !



My uncle is a professional chemist. He can take any beer, wine or spirit and turn it into urine in under 5 mins. He loves chemistry.


i can do it in 3 minutes , so he sucks


#jimisproandCCPphantomneedzhugs
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:44:13 - [214] - Quote

Step 1. Shut down server.
Step 2. Deploy Client patch to CDN
Step 3. Deploy Server patch to each VM
Step 4. D**k stuck in toaster.... F**k
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:44:39 - [215] - Quote

Thanks for keeping us informed while your struggling. (Now please send CCP Seagull downtown after some proper food for the hamsters!).
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Cervix Thumper wrote:
Stan Bran wrote:
Jacques d'Orleans wrote:
Kasi Briccius wrote:
Is the drinking game over?Lol


Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! Big smile


It's really a science !



My uncle is a professional chemist. He can take any beer, wine or spirit and turn it into urine in under 5 mins. He loves chemistry.



Yup, chemistry is an utterly undervalued field of science. Big smile
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:45:09 - [217] - Quote

Zola Budd wrote:
Skyrider Deathknight wrote:
Have you tried the following:
- Turning it off and on again.
- Giving it a good kick.
- Throwing abuse at it.
- Storm out the room saying you'll be back in 5mins .
- Saying sorry about all the mean things your said and asking nicely for it to work.
- Threaten you'll buy a new one if you don't work soonGäó



remember not to forget to rattle it about a bit too mind ;)


Ah forgot that one, also the petting it and giving it a good cuddle
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:45:17 - [218] - Quote

...guess it's time I stop my ddos attack and let you all back online
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:45:39 - [219] - Quote

Press CTRL + ALT + DEL
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:45:40 - [220] - Quote

i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?

this is joke?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:45:53 - [221] - Quote

JFKen Imperia wrote:
I gonna make coffe.... maybe a pie too Roll


I want some!!!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:45:58 - [222] - Quote

Gajo Facinus wrote:
...guess it's time I stop my ddos attack and let you all back online



lulz >.>
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:45:58 - [223] - Quote

Soooo, instead of just breaking eve from the inside, fozzie has decided to break eve properly this time???
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:46:10 - [224] - Quote

Some of the most amusing and creative authorships derives from unscheduled downtime. Many of the posts in this thread are compensation enough.

I would hate for unscheduled downtimes to forever cease.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:46:18 - [225] - Quote

ela Ishikela wrote:
i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?

this is joke?


Wait, there are people that still pay for eve?! wut
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:46:20 - [226] - Quote

Zola Budd wrote:
Lucaz Verona wrote:
Zola Budd wrote:
Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:
Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve.
Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.

Open your eyes, look to the devs and see.
They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy.
Because the server's up, server's down.
(Server's up, server's down)
Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Fozzie, just killed the game.
Put an update to its head,
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead.
Fozzie, sov had just begun,
but now updates take all day.

Fozzie, ooh,
didn't mean to make Eve die.
If it's not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.



its not a biscuit - this is hip hop you nit wit - learn to deal - or step back and kneel - you might find you can feel!
Blag the POS - scrape the ISK - paw at some free SP? not me im free. puffing on a splif - take a long Bio and puff on a splif it'll be back in a bit - until then sont talk s**t :P


Please tell me you know what song he was trying to imitate.... FYI it was nothing to with rap or hip hop.



but this is hip hop you nit wit :)


Isk won't come, just when you want it.
You see I mine son, but I'll get it on.
You wanna gank then step up and we'll get it on.
You get a point to the grill, I'm Amarr and I'm ill.
A descendant of God's own with tachyon skills.
I tanked and I swing, next thing your hull's broken.
With a pod full of nothing, meanwhile I'll be drilin
On a fat rock, Spod rocks?, you don't know the half.
Tryin' to gank ships man, please don't make me laugh.
These miner's eyes are smilin, I'm buckwildin'.
The laser chain is pumpin, start jumpin.
Lock it, mine it, jet can haul it.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:46:22 - [227] - Quote

and now lets go to our five day forecast.
Whats the weather like Ollie?
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The devs are hard at work
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I know this is a great opportunity for the denizens of EvE to go outside but I work outside so to make a long story short somebody may as well have my stuff if you aren't going to give me 1m free SP.

Recruitment Officer: What type of a pilot are you? Me: I've been described as a Ray Charles with Parkinsons and a drinking problem.

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Darkanon Destroyer wrote:
and now lets go to our five day forecast.
Whats the weather like Ollie?

ITS BAD
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:46:53 - [231] - Quote

did you try turning off and on again?

lol.

jakes aside,


im sad. wanna play [email protected]!!!!!!!



ahh well. can always play later. im sure they are being as fast as they can to get back online.



(but I wouldn't be against free sp, push me closer to using my provi, or a plex)
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Impness wrote:
Thanks for keeping us informed while your struggling. (Now please send CCP Seagull downtown after some proper food for the hamsters!).



Rihanna ! I didn't know you played eve.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:47:03 - [233] - Quote

Maybe this will help...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=insM7oUYNOE
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"Hey, I just noticed this SQL index uses a - instead of a _ should we fix it today?"

"yeah go for it."
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Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Darkanon Destroyer wrote:
and now lets go to our five day forecast.
Whats the weather like Ollie?

ITS BAD

VERY BAD
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Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Muffins wrote:
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime


I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.

No need to get snarky with the paying customers


Well... when the paying customers are being whiny b*****'s by and large..... You know.

Everybody is human lol.

Whats whiny about offering a suggestion?


My post obviously reflected every single individual in eve.

Especially you.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:01 - [237] - Quote

Have you tried turning it off and back on again........ oh wait.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:04 - [238] - Quote

Keel Fozzie, this is his fault!
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NightmareX wrote:
Here is a motivation for you CCP to get the server fixed faster Big smile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuHfVn_cfHU

its not funny... its like this video was ment for this momet... this is creepy
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ela Ishikela wrote:
i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?

this is joke?

Keep calm, sh*t happens sometimes
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:11 - [241] - Quote

Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Darkanon Destroyer wrote:
and now lets go to our five day forecast.
Whats the weather like Ollie?

ITS BAD


thanks Ollie
Now sports
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:20 - [242] - Quote

ela Ishikela wrote:
i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?

this is joke?


Relax mate and join us with the drinking game. CCP is working on it.

Rules : Take a drink each time someone blames CCP

Disclaimer : Alcohol abuse is a serious issue, do not drink. Ever.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:22 - [243] - Quote

chez1962 wrote:
finaly the did it .... FOZZIE SOV

lol
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:27 - [244] - Quote

Skyrider Deathknight wrote:
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Darkanon Destroyer wrote:
and now lets go to our five day forecast.
Whats the weather like Ollie?

ITS BAD

VERY BAD

ITS RAINING CATS
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:28 - [245] - Quote

EVE server down NNnnnnooooo....

CCP i need the server up ASAP!!!

I've left my Fedo in the station hangar with no food or water.....what am i to do??

Will Concord get involved or social services??

Will i lose my fedo forever?

GET THE SERVER BACK ON AND SAVE A FEDO TODAY.

P.S

Keep up the hard work CCP.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:48:49 - [246] - Quote

while the servers are down here's some great reading material that will satisfy anyone for 2 minutesLolLol
https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Tranquility

edit: vip mode this is the one guys THIs is the one
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:49:34 - [247] - Quote

Jack Pickaloe wrote:
Idea I think its time to push the red button!


Ah yes the Shiny Red Candy-Like Button...
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:49:50 - [248] - Quote

Muffins wrote:

Especially you.

I assumed as much, given that you replied directly to me.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:49:53 - [249] - Quote

Hicksimus wrote:
I know this is a great opportunity for the denizens of EvE to go outside but I work outside so to make a long story short somebody may as well have my stuff if you aren't going to give me 1m free SP.


I can take your stuff.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:49:56 - [250] - Quote

10 minutes into DT - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa7nSzCiGXk
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:50:04 - [251] - Quote

Skyrider Deathknight wrote:
Zola Budd wrote:
Skyrider Deathknight wrote:
Have you tried the following:
- Turning it off and on again.
- Giving it a good kick.
- Throwing abuse at it.
- Storm out the room saying you'll be back in 5mins .
- Saying sorry about all the mean things your said and asking nicely for it to work.
- Threaten you'll buy a new one if you don't work soonGäó



remember not to forget to rattle it about a bit too mind ;)


Ah forgot that one, also the petting it and giving it a good cuddle


just put SOV back to the old way and just hit (restore to last save point)
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:50:10 - [252] - Quote

Darkanon Destroyer wrote:
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Darkanon Destroyer wrote:
and now lets go to our five day forecast.
Whats the weather like Ollie?

ITS BAD


thanks Ollie
Now sports


People kicked things, others hit them with stuff.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:50:11 - [253] - Quote

Bladeburner wrote:
EVE server down NNnnnnooooo....

CCP i need the server up ASAP!!!

I've left my Fedo in the station hangar with no food or water.....what am i to do??

Will Concord get involved or social services??

Will i lose my fedo forever?

GET THE SERVER BACK ON AND SAVE A FEDO TODAY.

P.S

Keep up the hard work CCP.

Donate isk to save the Fedo
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:50:16 - [254] - Quote

RIP eve Cry
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:50:19 - [255] - Quote

did you feed the hamsters after midnight?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:50:20 - [256] - Quote

-ö-â-¦-+-ü-î -¦-ü-¦ -é-¦-¦-+ -+-Ç-+-ê-¦-+ -¦-+-¦-+-+-+....

-ò-ü-+-+ -¦ -¦ -+-¦-¦-¦ -Å -+-¦-é-¦-+, -¦ -é-ï -¦-+-+-¦ -¦-ï -+-+-¦ -¦-+-¦-+-¦
-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -â-é-+-+-+-+ -+-¦-+-Å , -ç-é-+-¦-ï -¦-ï-+ -¦-ü-¦-¦-¦-¦ -ü -é-+-¦-+-¦
-ò-ü-+-+ -¦ -+-¦-¦-¦ -Å -+-¦-é-¦-+, -¦ -é-ï -¦-+-+-¦ -¦-ï -+-+-¦ -¦-+-¦-+-¦
-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-ï-ü-â-ê-+-+ -+-+-Ç-Å, -ç-é-+-¦-ï -é-ï -¦-ï-+-¦ -ü-+ -+-+-+-¦

-ò-ü-+-+ -+-æ-Ç-é-¦-ï-+ -¦-ï-+ -¦-ï -Å -+-â -¦ -é-ï -¦-ë-æ -¦-+-¦-+-¦
-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-+-ü-¦-Ç-¦-ü-+-+ -+-¦-+-Å -ç-é-+-¦-ï -¦-ï-+ -¦-ü-¦-¦-¦-¦ -ü -é-+-¦-+-¦
-ò-ü-+-+ -+-æ-Ç-é-¦-ï-+ -¦-ï-+ -¦-ï -Å -+-â -¦ -é-ï -¦-ë-æ -¦-+-¦-+-¦
-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-+-+-+-î -é-¦-+-Ä -+-¦-¦-Ç-¦-+ -ç-é-+-¦-ï -é-ï -¦-ï-+-¦ -ü-+ -+-+-+-¦
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:50:25 - [257] - Quote

Fugly Isktaker wrote:
"Hey, I just noticed this SQL index uses a - instead of a _ should we fix it today?"

"yeah go for it."


Possibly the most hilarious comment in the thread.

Also, completely believable for the sort of fix someone would be arrogant enough to assume that they don't need to test.

Gentlemen, ladies: we have a winner!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:50:28 - [258] - Quote

Darkanon Destroyer wrote:
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Darkanon Destroyer wrote:
and now lets go to our five day forecast.
Whats the weather like Ollie?

ITS BAD


thanks Ollie
Now sports



Wait the aliens are coming the aliens are coming............
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:50:35 - [259] - Quote

The default fix for all things wrong in Eve generally is: try repackaging your ship and see if that fixes the problem.

Perhaps CCP should try repackaging their servers to see if that fixes the problem ?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:51:09 - [260] - Quote

I need a beer.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:51:14 - [261] - Quote

Skyrider Deathknight wrote:
ela Ishikela wrote:
i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?

this is joke?


Wait, there are people that still pay for eve?! wut


Yes, and because they do you can play as well.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:51:22 - [262] - Quote

July 15th, 2015 - the day EVE online went down...FOREVER. Not too bad, it has been up (I use the word loosely, of course) since May 6th, 2003. Not a bad run.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:51:36 - [263] - Quote

Arzi Reece wrote:
Dear CCP,

Have you tried unplugging it and then plugging it back in?

Clear your cache....
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:51:44 - [264] - Quote

Timomantis Nabali wrote:
Epentix wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime


I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.


I "believe"???? so you don't know for sure "obviously"
Clusters are a ***** if you don't use them like you should do.


Just remember, he works at eve, you dont!



lol, I know I am paying part of his salary every month!
But than again, I offered to help
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:51:46 - [265] - Quote

Lt Motion wrote:
ela Ishikela wrote:
i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?

this is joke?


Relax mate and join us with the drinking game. CCP is working on it.

Rules : Take a drink each time someone blames CCP

Disclaimer : Alcohol abuse is a serious issue, do not drink. Ever.


Lemon Verbena wrote:
DRINK!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:51:50 - [266] - Quote

Shadowlightt wrote:
I need a beer.



Way ahead of you :)
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:51:50 - [267] - Quote

iv payed for this service and would just like to know about some compensation

i was just wondering im doing alot of work with bpos and i was going to ask can you send me a really cool bpo i know you guys work really hard and the game is fantastic i like what you doing with eve thank you very much and im looking forward to your response :)
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:51:57 - [268] - Quote

Is this time going to be reimbursed Blink
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:52:09 - [269] - Quote

Shadowlightt wrote:
I need a beer.


You're late to the game my friend!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:52:09 - [270] - Quote

Sonia Vess wrote:
-ö-â-¦-+-ü-î -¦-ü-¦ -é-¦-¦-+ -+-Ç-+-ê-¦-+ -¦-+-¦-+-+-+....

-ò-ü-+-+ -¦ -¦ -+-¦-¦-¦ -Å -+-¦-é-¦-+, -¦ -é-ï -¦-+-+-¦ -¦-ï -+-+-¦ -¦-+-¦-+-¦
-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -â-é-+-+-+-+ -+-¦-+-Å , -ç-é-+-¦-ï -¦-ï-+ -¦-ü-¦-¦-¦-¦ -ü -é-+-¦-+-¦
-ò-ü-+-+ -¦ -+-¦-¦-¦ -Å -+-¦-é-¦-+, -¦ -é-ï -¦-+-+-¦ -¦-ï -+-+-¦ -¦-+-¦-+-¦
-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-ï-ü-â-ê-+-+ -+-+-Ç-Å, -ç-é-+-¦-ï -é-ï -¦-ï-+-¦ -ü-+ -+-+-+-¦

-ò-ü-+-+ -+-æ-Ç-é-¦-ï-+ -¦-ï-+ -¦-ï -Å -+-â -¦ -é-ï -¦-ë-æ -¦-+-¦-+-¦
-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-+-ü-¦-Ç-¦-ü-+-+ -+-¦-+-Å -ç-é-+-¦-ï -¦-ï-+ -¦-ü-¦-¦-¦-¦ -ü -é-+-¦-+-¦
-ò-ü-+-+ -+-æ-Ç-é-¦-ï-+ -¦-ï-+ -¦-ï -Å -+-â -¦ -é-ï -¦-ë-æ -¦-+-¦-+-¦
-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-+-+-+-î -é-¦-+-Ä -+-¦-¦-Ç-¦-+ -ç-é-+-¦-ï -é-ï -¦-ï-+-¦ -ü-+ -+-+-+-¦


Dudos still held apparently ....

If I flew in the sky , and you would be living under water
God would have drowned me, that was always with you
When I flew in the sky , and you would have lived under water
God would have dried up the sea , that you were with me

If I would have been dead well, you're still alive
God raised me to have been always with you
If I would have been dead well, you're still alive
God would your life took you to be with me

- Thank you Google translate
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:52:14 - [271] - Quote

LOL. IwantIsk stellar pool is still counting. What? Trustable site. Lol
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:52:26 - [272] - Quote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RybNI0KB1bg
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:52:31 - [273] - Quote

It's like the good old days all over again! Big smile
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:52:35 - [274] - Quote

Valkyrie Ragnor wrote:
iv payed for this service and would just like to know about some compensation

i was just wondering im doing alot of work with bpos and i was going to ask can you send me a really cool bpo i know you guys work really hard and the game is fantastic i like what you doing with eve thank you very much and im looking forward to your response :)


You should get a beer too :P
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:52:40 - [275] - Quote

Quote:
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING


13:37? Seriously?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:52:42 - [276] - Quote

Trademaster Rob wrote:
Is this time going to be reimbursed Blink


maybe another 50k unallocated SP

[u]Carpe noctem[/u]

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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:52:51 - [277] - Quote

Ellis Goa'uld wrote:
while the servers are down here's some great reading material that will satisfy anyone for 2 minutesLolLol
https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Tranquility

edit: vip mode this is the one guys THIs is the one


That explains it, they aren't using a real database...
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:52:52 - [278] - Quote

Stu Pendisdick wrote:
The devs are hard at work


or is it:
working hard
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:00 - [279] - Quote

for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:11 - [280] - Quote

Nicolai Serkanner wrote:
Skyrider Deathknight wrote:
ela Ishikela wrote:
i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?

this is joke?


Wait, there are people that still pay for eve?! wut


Yes, and because they do you can play as well.


Really i did not know that.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:17 - [281] - Quote

Thanks Obama...
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:32 - [282] - Quote

Trademaster Rob wrote:
Is this time going to be reimbursed Blink


Yep - the next 1/2 hour of your time is free - you are free to sit there and do whatever you want with it - Enjoy!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:33 - [283] - Quote

Possible solution:
Have you tried turning it off and on again ?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:37 - [284] - Quote

Trademaster Rob wrote:
Is this time going to be reimbursed Blink


In the form of torpedoes...
Hitting our hull...

Making us cry...
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:45 - [285] - Quote

Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Muffins wrote:

Especially you.

I assumed as much, given that you replied directly to me.


Sarcasm detection has failed, I see.

I didn't mean you, specifically. Just in general ^_^
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:45 - [286] - Quote

Stvndog wrote:
for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!!


It's all CCP Fozzie's fault.

There now take that shot.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:51 - [287] - Quote

Liam Oliphants wrote:
Lt Motion wrote:
ela Ishikela wrote:
i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?

this is joke?


Relax mate and join us with the drinking game. CCP is working on it.

Rules : Take a drink each time someone blames CCP

Disclaimer : Alcohol abuse is a serious issue, do not drink. Ever.


Lemon Verbena wrote:
DRINK!



<3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:53:54 - [288] - Quote

Lemon Verbena wrote:
Valkyrie Ragnor wrote:
iv payed for this service and would just like to know about some compensation

i was just wondering im doing alot of work with bpos and i was going to ask can you send me a really cool bpo i know you guys work really hard and the game is fantastic i like what you doing with eve thank you very much and im looking forward to your response :)


You should get a beer too :P




LMFAO maybe some TEQUILA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:54:00 - [289] - Quote

Lemon Verbena wrote:
Shadowlightt wrote:
I need a beer.



Way ahead of you :)


Wild Turkey time Big smile
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:54:09 - [290] - Quote

Zola Budd wrote:
Lucaz Verona wrote:
Zola Budd wrote:
Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:
Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve.
Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.

Open your eyes, look to the devs and see.
They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy.
Because the server's up, server's down.
(Server's up, server's down)
Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Fozzie, just killed the game.
Put an update to its head,
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead.
Fozzie, sov had just begun,
but now updates take all day.

Fozzie, ooh,
didn't mean to make Eve die.
If it's not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.



its not a biscuit - this is hip hop you nit wit - learn to deal - or step back and kneel - you might find you can feel!
Blag the POS - scrape the ISK - paw at some free SP? not me im free. puffing on a splif - take a long Bio and puff on a splif it'll be back in a bit - until then sont talk s**t :P


Please tell me you know what song he was trying to imitate.... FYI it was nothing to with rap or hip hop.



but this is hip hop you nit wit :)


Actually, you nit wit, it is Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody... Jesus ****, learn your music.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:54:29 - [291] - Quote

Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burned. The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, to identify the body.

Daryl arrives first, and when the mortician pulls back the sheet, Daryl says, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over."

The mortician rolls him over, and Daryl says, "Nope, ain't Bubba."

The mortician thinks this is strange. Then he brings Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer takes a look at the face and says, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."

The mortician rolls him over and Gomer says, "No, it ain't Bubba."

The mortician asks, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a**holes."

"What? He had two a**holes?!" exclaims the mortician.

"Yup, every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two a**holes.'"
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:54:36 - [292] - Quote

Jerusaleman wrote:
Ecolo wrote:
LETUSDIG wrote:
is there any way you guys could roll the server back and boot it for us to continue our daily grind??
or maybe compensate all the people who attempted to log in during the issue?

i mean the hamsters are costing all us eve players allot of isk.... maybe some sp might be the way to go? or some more gecko's or gnossis? u know the little things that you gift us when things go wrong or on special events :)



Theres is more than enough resources and isk ingame for all players needs,.......not for all players greed!!!!

Grow up, stop begging, start accepting ;)



Is it daft to ask for compensation when befouled by CCP? I am glad I don't just accept crap in life like some sheep, who knows the EU might take over and treat us all like shite..... Oh yer they have already. Think it's time to move to Aus..


Asking for compensation for a bit of downtime Eve is: LAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Enough said!!
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Stvndog wrote:
for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!!

i blame CCPFozzie
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Richard TheLordOfDance wrote:
It's like the good old days all over again! Big smile


+1 :) I played a lot in 2004, and this kind of downtime was just business-as-usual :)
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Stu Pendisdick wrote:
The devs are hard at work



Dang beat me to it. Was about to do some editing to that XD
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Sonia Vess wrote:

-æ-+-¦ -¦-ï -¦-ï-ü-â-ê-+-+ -+-+-Ç-Å, -ç-é-+-¦-ï -é-ï -¦-ï-+-¦ -ü-+ -+-+-+-¦

ahah, that's what she said
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:55:01 - [297] - Quote

Time to take 40 winks.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:55:01 - [298] - Quote

look at the silver lining here. at least that twenty day skill you had in training will be finished when you log in next.
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I'm not going to catch up. Two more pages were added while I was reading the last one. So, I'll post without reading the thread first. Rude of me, I know.

For compensation,..
I'm thinking the Christmas 2014 bundle.
Maybe in the Christmas 2015 bundle, "one metric unit of whine"?

Well, I hope the servers are back up soon.
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Someone must have opened The Door.

Know a Frozen fan? Check this out

Frozen fanfiction

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all these people crying about it. jesus guys,

WAA WAAAAAHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

whats that i hear? a WAMBULANCE

step outside away from your pc's theres another world out there. out of all these years this games been running i can count how many times CCP has had issues and compared to other games out there CCP are a god damn better than a lot of dev's.

@ all CCP's keep up the good work, you have done awsome so far no turning back now. oh yeah blame this on FOZZIE.

nothing he says is belivable. "just saying" :P
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Have you tried calling Tech support ?
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CCP Fozzie! Wai you break things?
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I always knew it would happen.... "If it ain't broke,Don't fix it!"
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with the downtime......now would be a great time to add the jukebox back to eve!!!!!PPPP
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Not enough tears.
Eve servers use player tears as fuel.

Capital Remote AID Rebalance Way to solve important nullsec issue. CSM members do your work.

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2nd Day in eve, decided to start afresh after a break to get my hand back in, and this happens.....

I DEMAND COMPENSATION!!!! I've calculated -ú0.02 per hour so looking forward to a cheque in the post...

You can send it to:

Mr W.H.Iney
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Oh wait, that makes me sound like a whiney moron with nothing better to do with my life than complain on the forum, I don't really care that eve's down at the moment, it gives me chance to trawl through the forums to see what's happening and remember that eve is always the same, unexpected occasional dt especially after patch days :)

And remember the days when it used to go down with no explanation for hours leading to forumragequit etc...
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Aneu Angellus wrote:
CCP Fozzie! Wai you break things?

Oh thank you!!
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Muffins wrote:
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Muffins wrote:

Especially you.

I assumed as much, given that you replied directly to me.


Sarcasm detection has failed, I see.

I didn't mean you, specifically. Just in general ^_^

I used whats known as the 'serbian double reverse' on you. taking an obviously sarcastic comment and responding to its literal interpretation.

TYL
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admiral kerk wrote:
I always knew it would happen.... "If it ain't broke,Don't fix it!"


What about if its broke and you cant fix it?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:56:38 - [311] - Quote

13:56

The sun still won't rise...
Time...has come to a stop.
...startup issues...still...gaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrr
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MortarJim wrote:
Stvndog wrote:
for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!!

i blame CCPFozzie



Did you get more booze?
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Well, We're Waiting!
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Hoooray!!! It's UP!





exclaimed the wife after she found me something to do with her whilst not playing EvE

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Beliskner Hippaforalcu wrote:
Thanks Obama...


I believe your intended target if Fozzie...
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There has recently been some earthquake activity in Iceland;

http://en.vedur.is/#tab=skjalftar

Guess this is the problem...
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Just Another wrote:
Have you tried calling Tech support ?


"Hello, this is pets 4 u, my name is Dave, how can I help you"

CCP: "Yea, our hamster wheels seem to have broken"
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MinoriF wrote:
Reactivated account just today after 8 months inactive --__--



It's your fault
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8p8q4x9AA0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:57:22 - [320] - Quote

Unplugging for 30 seconds usually helps with my stuff.

CCP, try forcibly interupting power to the datacenter for 30 seconds and see if that fixes it.

My YouTube Channel - EVE Tutorials & other game related things!

My Website - Blogs, Livestreams & Forums

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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:57:22 - [321] - Quote

Well, hours goes by, servers are still down... Seems like no EVE for me todayCry And the worst part? I don't even have any beer or other alkohol to drink while waiting Sad

CCP, I wish you good luck identifying and fixing the problemCool
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:57:23 - [322] - Quote

Can we get Geckos as a compensation? Actually, just add Gecko BPCs to the game while you're fixing things.
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IF we log in to an empty skillqueue and a bunch of "skill has been completed" messages (and we had a 300 day queue) Should this be reported as a bug or a feature?
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Lemon Verbena wrote:
Valkyrie Ragnor wrote:
iv payed for this service and would just like to know about some compensation

i was just wondering im doing alot of work with bpos and i was going to ask can you send me a really cool bpo i know you guys work really hard and the game is fantastic i like what you doing with eve thank you very much and im looking forward to your response :)


You should get a beer too :P


lol i just feel that compensation isnt too much to ask
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Everyone shut up and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgvM7av1o1Q

let them work in peace

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i dont know much about computer coding, but in my experience, stuff works when you hit it with a hammer.
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Miss Cruentatus wrote:
all these people crying about it. jesus guys,

WAA WAAAAAHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

whats that i hear? a WAMBULANCE

step outside away from your pc's theres another world out there. out of all these years this games been running i can count how many times CCP has had issues and compared to other games out there CCP are a god damn better than a lot of dev's.

@ all CCP's keep up the good work, you have done awsome so far no turning back now. oh yeah blame this on FOZZIE.

nothing he says is belivable. "just saying" :P


Yeah, put out a code what broke the whole game (and another game) is a pretty good work. And who the hell care what other devs and games do? We are here, and want to play THIS, not others.
And this "go away from your PC" is such a childish sentence...
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Shadowlightt wrote:
Lemon Verbena wrote:
Valkyrie Ragnor wrote:
iv payed for this service and would just like to know about some compensation

i was just wondering im doing alot of work with bpos and i was going to ask can you send me a really cool bpo i know you guys work really hard and the game is fantastic i like what you doing with eve thank you very much and im looking forward to your response :)


You should get a beer too :P




LMFAO maybe some TEQUILA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


Okay so As a rough estimate due to different currency etc; it's basically a penny an hour you're losing because of this extended DT. So you would like 3p compensation correct?
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Ever notice when you only log into eve to set a 3 day PI cycle you dont care mostly if its up or down... But when you want to log in to make changes and it is down then.... It drives you insane?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehN1eS6HSro heres a video to pass the time, seems like we'll have it
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Artenso Vestindal wrote:
Well, hours goes by, servers are still down... Seems like no EVE for me todayCry And the worst part? I don't even have any beer or other alkohol to drink while waiting Sad

CCP, I wish you good luck identifying and fixing the problemCool



Maybe we can get beer from the LP store?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:58:34 - [332] - Quote

Reset the servers lets all start from day one again
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Why dont these things happen on the days I have to WORK Evil
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5pitf1re wrote:
Can we get Geckos as a compensation? Actually, just add Gecko BPCs to the game while you're fixing things.

As someone who have several billions stored in Geckos, I disagreeBig smile
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:59:03 - [335] - Quote

Something broke. Sprinkle some beer over it and nurse it back to life.
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Miss Cruentatus wrote:
all these people crying about it. jesus guys,

WAA WAAAAAHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

whats that i hear? a WAMBULANCE

step outside away from your pc's theres another world out there. out of all these years this games been running i can count how many times CCP has had issues and compared to other games out there CCP are a god damn better than a lot of dev's.

@ all CCP's keep up the good work, you have done awsome so far no turning back now. oh yeah blame this on FOZZIE.

nothing he says is belivable. "just saying" :P


Yep and the Wambulance has free cups of concrete for everyone Lol
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Lemon Verbena wrote:
MortarJim wrote:
Stvndog wrote:
for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!!

i blame CCPFozzie



Did you get more booze?

yes enough for another 300 rounds
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:59:22 - [338] - Quote

Hey look at the Bright side.... The longer it's down the longer it takes for them to mess something else up
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:59:24 - [339] - Quote

I'll give it another hour before the forums magically go offline so as to stop all the bitching.
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Extended downtime means extended pilot's license right? Would make sense in an ideal world right?
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Really feel bad for the ausies
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EVE Offline
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I posted this image on the first page of this thread and my post was deleted: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m97yhpjmYJ1rrc78e.gif

Wtf guys? You know it was a light hearted joke right? Ugh
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Kalvai Corracks wrote:
i dont know much about computer coding, but in my experience, stuff works when you hit it with a hammer.


If it still doesnt work - find a bigger hammer!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 13:59:57 - [345] - Quote

Everyone please be sure to accept all of my contracts upon re-entering space.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:00:00 - [346] - Quote

It was fun while it lasted. Back to space invaders.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:00:03 - [347] - Quote

I get that the ccp dont want the servers down any more than we do but could the players telling everyone to relax take their own advice? some of us only have a limited time set aside where we planned to play this game. Thats what we wanted to do with our time. There is no way to know if the server will be up in 30 seconds or 3 hours. its not as easy as 'just go for a walk or enjoy your free time'

were trying to, this is how we wanted to enjoy it.
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then you blow it up and start anew! Smile
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MortarJim wrote:
Lemon Verbena wrote:
MortarJim wrote:
Stvndog wrote:
for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!!

i blame CCPFozzie



Did you get more booze?

yes enough for another 300 rounds



SO... five minutes worth? :P
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:00:25 - [350] - Quote

Hey CCP did you try to kick it ? :D
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Well complaining isn't going to fix anything guys and gals. Most players that complain must be young. Let us older ones tell you, waiting is it's own reward.

With that said, can't CCP just reload the server without the patch and fix the patch for tomorrows update?

Oh well, guess we'll just have to wait.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:00:38 - [352] - Quote

Someone push the button!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:00:42 - [353] - Quote

Me right now
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:01:23 - [354] - Quote

In my time zone I get the Offline at 11:00 am, that finishes my play for the day as I'm busy later. Got used to it.

Im on holidays today, thinking YEAAAHHH!---> Offline status: Permanent.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:01:28 - [355] - Quote

HexiD wrote:
Have you tried flushing the power supply? you see that cup of coffee... just pour it all in, that's it yes, all of it.

Technical support



lol P

that give me an idea Idea
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:01:36 - [356] - Quote

Epic failure in customer service right here. Paying for game time and not being able to access the server without any sort of compensation is theft imo.
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Do you want some cheese with your whine?

Cool
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Rogue AI wrote:
I posted this image on the first page of this thread and my post was deleted: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m97yhpjmYJ1rrc78e.gif

Wtf guys? You know it was a light hearted joke right? Ugh


Actually i think their whole post was deleted(or disappeared) and made again
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:02:13 - [359] - Quote

Skyrider Deathknight wrote:
Nicolai Serkanner wrote:
Skyrider Deathknight wrote:
ela Ishikela wrote:
i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?

this is joke?


Wait, there are people that still pay for eve?! wut


Yes, and because they do you can play as well.


Really i did not know that.


Imagine what would happen if nobody paid ... it is simple really..
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:02:32 - [360] - Quote

Kalvai Corracks wrote:
i dont know much about computer coding, but in my experience, stuff works when you hit it with a hammer.

Can't hit bytes with the hammer, so sad
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:02:33 - [361] - Quote

I blame CCP Fozzie! Drink!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:02:47 - [362] - Quote

Alpha Lonefire wrote:
Well complaining isn't going to fix anything guys and gals. Most players that complain must be young. Let us older ones tell you, waiting is it's own reward.

With that said, can't CCP just reload the server without the patch and fix the patch for tomorrows update?

Oh well, guess we'll just have to wait.



LOL dude your profile pic looks like the main actor in American sniper
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:02:54 - [363] - Quote

These guys might have something to do with it.

The last kill on Tranquility>>> https://zkillboard.com/kill/47874834/
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:03:16 - [364] - Quote

Don't make me spend time with the wife!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:03:28 - [365] - Quote

Kaoraku Shayiskhun wrote:


Yeah, put out a code what broke the whole game (and another game) is a pretty good work. And who the hell care what other devs and games do? We are here, and want to play THIS, not others.
And this "go away from your PC" is such a childish sentence...



In the ultimate grand scheme of your life, Eve being down for a few hours on a Wednesday really, honestly isn't that big a deal in the least.

I know we live in the entitlement "right now" generation, but seriously. There's nothing you can do to make Eve come back online faster, the issue is being worked on as we speak.

As Mom used to say, "****** happens". If this few hours of extra downtime is the worst thing to happen to you in your entire life, then I seriously envy you.

7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY? No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided. --Eve New Player Guide

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:03:39 - [366] - Quote

Kasi Briccius wrote:
I blame CCP Fozzie! Drink!



ouchies! my liver :P
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:03:57 - [367] - Quote

Lucaz Verona wrote:
Just Another wrote:
Have you tried calling Tech support ?


"Hello, this is pets 4 u, my name is Dave, how can I help you"

CCP: "Yea, our hamster wheels seem to have broken"



http://i.imgur.com/H8ExcnZ.png
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:04:04 - [368] - Quote

Who forgot to feed the hamster this time?

It needs to be fed or it can't run in the wheel that makes the server go...
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:04:09 - [369] - Quote

Trademaster Rob wrote:
Really feel bad for the ausies


Why? we're just fine and dandy down here thanks Big smile
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:04:15 - [370] - Quote

Kalvai Corracks wrote:
i dont know much about computer coding, but in my experience, stuff works when you hit it with a hammer.



This is not true, as my grandfather tried it on my brother years ago ... my brother never worked for him again
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:04:29 - [371] - Quote

Fozzie-sof(t) kills hamsters.

GÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇòGÇò

The essence of the independent mind lies not in what it thinks, but in how it thinks.

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:04:32 - [372] - Quote

Skyrider Deathknight wrote:
Shadowlightt wrote:
Lemon Verbena wrote:
Valkyrie Ragnor wrote:
iv payed for this service and would just like to know about some compensation

i was just wondering im doing alot of work with bpos and i was going to ask can you send me a really cool bpo i know you guys work really hard and the game is fantastic i like what you doing with eve thank you very much and im looking forward to your response :)


You should get a beer too :P




LMFAO maybe some TEQUILA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


Okay so As a rough estimate due to different currency etc; it's basically a penny an hour you're losing because of this extended DT. So you would like 3p compensation correct?






no just a really cool blueprint orig
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:04:35 - [373] - Quote

Alpha Lonefire wrote:
Well complaining isn't going to fix anything guys and gals. Most players that complain must be young. Let us older ones tell you, waiting is it's own reward.

With that said, can't CCP just reload the server without the patch and fix the patch for tomorrows update?

Oh well, guess we'll just have to wait.

i made this suggestion and falcon gave me attitude
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:04:52 - [374] - Quote

CCP's Version of April fools in July...........

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:04:53 - [375] - Quote

Nicolai Serkanner wrote:
Skyrider Deathknight wrote:
Nicolai Serkanner wrote:
Skyrider Deathknight wrote:
ela Ishikela wrote:
i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?

this is joke?


Wait, there are people that still pay for eve?! wut


Yes, and because they do you can play as well.


Really i did not know that.


Imagine what would happen if nobody paid ... it is simple really..


What would happen? Well, the plex price would skyrocket !

Ah wait it already did ;(
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:04:55 - [376] - Quote

Still, a Gecko as a compensation would be awesome
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:04:59 - [377] - Quote

(This is an old one I did a few months ago...but I think I did alright with it)

Carry on my Iteron,
There'll be peace when your haul's done.
Lay your weary drives to rest,
Don't you warp no more.

Once I rose above the fights and explosions,
To get glimpse beyond this null system.
I was mining with my lasers, but Mercoxit makes me cry.

Though my alts could fight I still was a miner,
Cause my corp likes to move I still have a hauler.
I hear the mail pings even when I'm dreaming,
telling me to flee.

Carry on my Iteron,
There'll be peace when your haul's done.
Lay your weary drives to rest,
Don't you warp no more.

Masquerading as a man with a skill tree,
Most of my them are only trained up to three.
And if I claim to be a fighter,
It surely means that I won't haul.

On a stormy system of Sov fights,
Tossed about, ownership changes every night.
I set a course and drag my whole fortune,
Cause I hear the corp mails say.

Carry on my Iteron,
There'll be peace when your haul's done.
Lay your weary drives to rest,
Don't you warp no more, no!

Carry on,
You will always be hauling.
Carry on,
Nothing equals your holdings.
Now that your hold's no longer empty,
Surely scouters wait for you.

Carry on my Iteron,
There'll be peace when your haul's done.
Lay your weary drives to rest,
don't you fly,
Don't you warp no more,

No more!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:05:04 - [378] - Quote

More than 3 hours downtime - looks not very professional.

Every change of software can be faulty but there must be a way to rollback to a working system. If I do this in my job, I didnt survive the day.

Maybe that some guys dont remember, that there are customers on the other side.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:05:29 - [379] - Quote

A guy finds his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house. He gives it a bath, blow dries its fur, and puts it back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.

A few days later, the neighbor asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?"

The guy stammers and says, "Um... no... what happened?"

The neighbor replies, "We found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him, someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There are some real sick people out there!"
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:05:33 - [380] - Quote

Artenso Vestindal wrote:
Rogue AI wrote:
I posted this image on the first page of this thread and my post was deleted: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m97yhpjmYJ1rrc78e.gif

Wtf guys? You know it was a light hearted joke right? Ugh


Actually i think their whole post was deleted(or disappeared) and made again


Hey, can you explain what you mean? I don't see what rule I broke What?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:05:43 - [381] - Quote

Has anyone tried this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckIMuvumYrg
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:05:48 - [382] - Quote

Sneekeypete NZXT wrote:
Epic failure in customer service right here. Paying for game time and not being able to access the server without any sort of compensation is theft imo.


LOL fruit loop
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:06:04 - [383] - Quote

GibsonRSA wrote:
These guys might have something to do with it.

The last kill on Tranquility>>> https://zkillboard.com/kill/47874834/


https://zkillboard.com/kill/47868557/

Maybe oliver was so mad, he hacked EVE
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:06:28 - [384] - Quote

O. Now status is UNKNOWN. What doest it means? Noone knows. :)
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:06:36 - [385] - Quote

Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:
Ellis Goa'uld wrote:
while the servers are down here's some great reading material that will satisfy anyone for 2 minutesLolLol
https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Tranquility

edit: vip mode this is the one guys THIs is the one


That explains it, they aren't using a real database...


Holy ****!

They are actually running this on a windows server?

Are they mad!?!?!?!? No wonder they need a daily downtime. They really do need to reboot their servers every day. Dayum.

I seriously thought everyone was sensible enough to at least put there servers on a solid OS (some form of UNIX) but apparently I was wrong...

No wonder they can't roll back. They might need to reinstall their OSs to fix this. Did microsoft issue one of their "unstoppable" patches yesterday?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:06:36 - [386] - Quote

See EVE dose not want you to kill her, she will fight you to the bitter end.... but RIP EVE you're fight will not be enough :(
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:06:48 - [387] - Quote

i run game servers, Not as wazoo as eve would run on, however when i make changed i keep a backup of just before. The change fails... i back up and figure it out on a TEST SERVER. Then my players are out maybe half an hour. This isnt that hard of a concept to grasp i wouldnt think as i dont make money off my game servers and even i know this...
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:06:49 - [388] - Quote

someone needs to get a inspect spray can and spray the bugs off the hamsters
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:07:21 - [389] - Quote

Alexey Rumyancev wrote:
Still, a Gecko as a compensation would be awesome

just no... no compensations in limited edition stuff... On the other hand... full set of Khanid skins would be nice Big smile
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:07:23 - [390] - Quote

This is bullshit. I want a free month of subscription
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:07:37 - [391] - Quote

Sounds like a perfect time to start Eve 2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:07:40 - [392] - Quote

I know alot of peoples doesn't like to hear this because of jealousness and because so many likes it, but i'm gonna do some effort to make me a pizza and om nom nom nom it while waiting for the server to come online.

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/c4/c4d531301c13df499c7b2df4bc907a0dae196375b9d9f0c96fb83fe4e4709e43.jpg

Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:

1: Asteroid Madness

2: Clash of the Empires

3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:07:58 - [393] - Quote

I was looking for a good reason to not play eve this evening.

Capital Storm is recruiting Aussies for Lowsec pvp and money making. Join "Capital Storm Pub" channel ingame. www.capitalstorm.net

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:07:58 - [394] - Quote

I wish my consulting firm had the same type of SLA response as CCP does to its customers. Yea we'll fix it when we figure out how to fix it. Until then go kick rocks (and thanks for your money).

I'd be losing clients and getting sued left and right.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:07:59 - [395] - Quote

lol someone hacked eve .... retaliation for Fozzie sov
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:07:59 - [396] - Quote

What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?
One hundred people who don't do ****.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:08:03 - [397] - Quote

Illiander Aideron wrote:
Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:
Ellis Goa'uld wrote:
while the servers are down here's some great reading material that will satisfy anyone for 2 minutesLolLol
https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Tranquility

edit: vip mode this is the one guys THIs is the one


That explains it, they aren't using a real database...


Holy ****!

They are actually running this on a windows server?

Are they mad!?!?!?!? No wonder they need a daily downtime. They really do need to reboot their servers every day. Dayum.

I seriously thought everyone was sensible enough to at least put there servers on a solid OS (some form of UNIX) but apparently I was wrong...

No wonder they can't roll back. They might need to reinstall their OSs to fix this. Did microsoft issue one of their "unstoppable" patches yesterday?


i run game servers on windows 2008 r2 and have 0 issues. Runs for weeks without restarts. Your Microsoftphobia is a bit misplaced i think.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:08:07 - [398] - Quote

And now, a word from our sponsors:

who blames
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:08:15 - [399] - Quote

Ninhursaag Eridani wrote:
O. Now status is UNKNOWN. What doest it means? Noone knows. :)



it means DRINK! Twisted

we should all know this by now :)
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:08:26 - [400] - Quote

Hey CCP,

Not sure if you've noticed but the servers are down.
- I would like to sit here and legit tell you how to do your job despite not having a clue what the f*** i'm talking about.
- I would also like compensation for the last couple of hours of bitching I've had to do because said servers are down, which right now they still are down.
- Now lets talk free game time because outside actually being sunny right now isn't good for my complexion, and there are other people outside and someone turned concord off. This is unacceptable and I blame you guys for this too.
- What about free Geckos or a Gecko BPC because clearly 3 hours of DT is just that unacceptable that we must have this. Cough up please.
- I demand free stuff because i've wasted my time writing this post that people may or may not legit take serious because they actually went outside and became seriously deluded. This is CCP fault also.

Thanks
Sky
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:08:30 - [401] - Quote

Okay, everyone get out and push.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:08:47 - [402] - Quote

Eve is dead right now due to ishtars nerf
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:08:51 - [403] - Quote

Ooppss!!! Sorry!!! I kicked the cord out of the wall. I'll plug it back in.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:08:52 - [404] - Quote

Stvndog wrote:
Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot


Fozzie in the middle of this all!!!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:08:57 - [405] - Quote

Ninhursaag Eridani wrote:
O. Now status is UNKNOWN. What doest it means? Noone knows. :)


It's the Schr+¦dinger's Server Big smile
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:09:21 - [406] - Quote

freddy115 wrote:
i run game servers, Not as wazoo as eve would run on, however when i make changed i keep a backup of just before. The change fails... i back up and figure it out on a TEST SERVER. Then my players are out maybe half an hour. This isnt that hard of a concept to grasp i wouldnt think as i dont make money off my game servers and even i know this...


Amazing insight, I bet CCP wish they had experts onboard.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:09:23 - [407] - Quote

Lemon Verbena wrote:
MortarJim wrote:
Stvndog wrote:
for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!!

i blame CCPFozzie



Did you get more booze?

.. out of beer .. have to move on to rum ..
nothing like turning a disaster in a happy event , cheers
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:09:26 - [408] - Quote

What is 6.9?

A really great thing ruined by a period.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:09:34 - [409] - Quote

Xenia Ilchenka wrote:
This is bullshit. I want a free month of subscription

free month subscription because you've been inconvenienced for 3 hours?
What is this america?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:09:41 - [410] - Quote

Imagine, the database and all backups fail and stats, assets are reset back to 2003 Shocked

I'm my own NPC alt.

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:09:42 - [411] - Quote

An accurate depiction of the EVE community atm
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:09:43 - [412] - Quote

Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:
(This is an old one I did a few months ago...but I think I did alright with it)

Carry on my Iteron,
There'll be peace when your haul's done.
Lay your weary drives to rest,
Don't you warp no more.

Once I rose above the fights and explosions,
To get glimpse beyond this null system.
I was mining with my lasers, but Mercoxit makes me cry.

Though my alts could fight I still was a miner,
Cause my corp likes to move I still have a hauler.
I hear the mail pings even when I'm dreaming,
telling me to flee.

Carry on my Iteron,
There'll be peace when your haul's done.
Lay your weary drives to rest,
Don't you warp no more.

Masquerading as a man with a skill tree,
Most of my them are only trained up to three.
And if I claim to be a fighter,
It surely means that I won't haul.

On a stormy system of Sov fights,
Tossed about, ownership changes every night.
I set a course and drag my whole fortune,
Cause I hear the corp mails say.

Carry on my Iteron,
There'll be peace when your haul's done.
Lay your weary drives to rest,
Don't you warp no more, no!

Carry on,
You will always be hauling.
Carry on,
Nothing equals your holdings.
Now that your hold's no longer empty,
Surely scouters wait for you.

Carry on my Iteron,
There'll be peace when your haul's done.
Lay your weary drives to rest,
don't you fly,
Don't you warp no more,

No more!



**** This aint Kansas anymore Dorothy ****
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can someone from ccp talk to me plz i just want to know if i can have a bpo for compensation it has been 3h since it was working this is abit of a joke i mean i love the game you guys need to know that

just let me know about the bpo plz that would be cool email me if you have too
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:10:06 - [414] - Quote

Once again the AUTZ gets screwed because of CCP have no idea what they are doing.

How about you do this crap in another timezone for once.
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X-Fleet Phantoms
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:10:07 - [415] - Quote

Illiander Aideron wrote:
Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:
Ellis Goa'uld wrote:
while the servers are down here's some great reading material that will satisfy anyone for 2 minutesLolLol
https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Tranquility

edit: vip mode this is the one guys THIs is the one


That explains it, they aren't using a real database...


Holy ****!

They are actually running this on a windows server?

Are they mad!?!?!?!? No wonder they need a daily downtime. They really do need to reboot their servers every day. Dayum.

I seriously thought everyone was sensible enough to at least put there servers on a solid OS (some form of UNIX) but apparently I was wrong...

No wonder they can't roll back. They might need to reinstall their OSs to fix this. Did microsoft issue one of their "unstoppable" patches yesterday?


I must say Im a little amazed by this too....Linux/Unix would infinitely better IMHO
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:10:28 - [416] - Quote

Fuzzy TheBear wrote:
Lemon Verbena wrote:
MortarJim wrote:
Stvndog wrote:
for the love of EVE, someone blame CCP fozzie so I can take this shot!!

i blame CCPFozzie



Did you get more booze?

.. out of beer .. have to move on to rum ..
nothing like turning a disaster in a happy event , cheers


<3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:10:29 - [417] - Quote

That'll teach me to drink milk while reading this thread.

I, literally, very nearly spewed chocolate milk all over my laptop.

Thumbs up.

Enslaved Mistress wrote:
A guy finds his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house. He gives it a bath, blow dries its fur, and puts it back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.

A few days later, the neighbor asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?"

The guy stammers and says, "Um... no... what happened?"

The neighbor replies, "We found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him, someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There are some real sick people out there!"

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:10:33 - [418] - Quote

Day off after night shift... servers down ;)
It must be karma...

Looking forward to see all changes U guys made through that DT Blink
Good luck o7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:10:35 - [419] - Quote

Pete Toxcal wrote:
More than 3 hours downtime - looks not very professional.

Every change of software can be faulty but there must be a way to rollback to a working system. If I do this in my job, I didnt survive the day.

Maybe that some guys dont remember, that there are customers on the other side.


Customers like you they can do without. bye
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:10:50 - [420] - Quote

My Health Service bowel screening kit has just arrived - now I can pass the time productively!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:11:00 - [421] - Quote

freddy115 wrote:
i run game servers, Not as wazoo as eve would run on, however when i make changed i keep a backup of just before. The change fails... i back up and figure it out on a TEST SERVER. Then my players are out maybe half an hour. This isnt that hard of a concept to grasp i wouldnt think as i dont make money off my game servers and even i know this...


You sound stupid right now. But you know that anyway ;)

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:11:16 - [422] - Quote

Have they tried switching it off and on again?

Also have they remembered to feed the space hamsters powering it, we tell corebloodbrothers to do this when hes having connection issues lol
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:11:17 - [423] - Quote

Sally Ann Anderson wrote:
Once again the AUTZ gets screwed because of CCP have no idea what they are doing.

How about you do this crap in another timezone for once.


i dont think you need worry, this current 'crap' looks set to go through everyones TZ before its sorted.
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EvE is ONLINEEEEEE !!! Pirate
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Leonard "Bones" McCoy: *tricorder waved over body of hamster* It's dead, Jim.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:11:39 - [426] - Quote

Inject Real Life here!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:11:42 - [427] - Quote

Have you tried jiggling the handle?

About giving it good *thump*

Is the power on?



I love it. Dam near 10 years of playing and still seeing the same issues.

Oh well I guess you'll comp me SOE LP and isk right?
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Valkyrie Ragnor wrote:
can someone from ccp talk to me plz i just want to know if i can have a bpo for compensation it has been 3h since it was working this is abit of a joke i mean i love the game you guys need to know that

just let me know about the bpo plz that would be cool email me if you have too



what bpo?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:11:59 - [429] - Quote

Tobias Acuerdo wrote:
And now, a word from our sponsors:

who blames



thanks obama
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:12:05 - [430] - Quote

freddy115 wrote:
Illiander Aideron wrote:
Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:
Ellis Goa'uld wrote:
while the servers are down here's some great reading material that will satisfy anyone for 2 minutesLolLol
https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Tranquility

edit: vip mode this is the one guys THIs is the one


That explains it, they aren't using a real database...


Holy ****!

They are actually running this on a windows server?

Are they mad!?!?!?!? No wonder they need a daily downtime. They really do need to reboot their servers every day. Dayum.

I seriously thought everyone was sensible enough to at least put there servers on a solid OS (some form of UNIX) but apparently I was wrong...

No wonder they can't roll back. They might need to reinstall their OSs to fix this. Did microsoft issue one of their "unstoppable" patches yesterday?


i run game servers on windows 2008 r2 and have 0 issues. Runs for weeks without restarts. Your Microsoftphobia is a bit misplaced i think.


Ahh, see, you run for "weeks" without restarts.

I consider running for *years* without restarts to be minimum competency.

Ever heard of "five nines of uptime"? That's the target, not mere weeks.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:12:10 - [431] - Quote

turns out.. I have other games on my computer to play while we wait :D

Annexe

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:00 - [432] - Quote

Here's a thought for those saying 'Use the backup/rollback'. They probably already did and it didn't fix it. This is where the support staff really start to earn there ISK.

As for SLA's I doubt there is a specific time listed in which any and all problems will be fixed as that is simply impossible to guarantee. They did however tell us of the problem within an hour and that is much better than ,any companies would do.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:06 - [433] - Quote

Sally Ann Anderson wrote:
Once again the AUTZ gets screwed because of CCP have no idea what they are doing.

How about you do this crap in another timezone for once.

Servers are down for every TimeZone Attention
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Eren Dante wrote:
EvE is ONLINEEEEEE !!! Pirate

Leave now! Your kind does not belong here!
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Richard TheLordOfDance wrote:
It's like the good old days all over again! Big smile

See you.... next week? :D
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TheTennant wrote:
Pete Toxcal wrote:
More than 3 hours downtime - looks not very professional.

Every change of software can be faulty but there must be a way to rollback to a working system. If I do this in my job, I didnt survive the day.

Maybe that some guys dont remember, that there are customers on the other side.


Customers like you they can do without. bye



Customers like you make me wonder why they don't require a license to procreate.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:14 - [437] - Quote

Did Windows 10 get released already?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:15 - [438] - Quote

guys, it's just internet spaceships, you payed for a month, server has been down for a few hours. wtf...
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:25 - [439] - Quote

Oh great ... come back from holiday and no eve.... i've been cold turkey for all these time and now more waiting .. i was hopping to get on line before i have to get back to work ... this is so fustrating that i pay for a game that i can't use.. i understand there can be issues but i thought that was the point of the test server ... test it on the test server before it screws up tranquility server....
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:36 - [440] - Quote

freddy115 wrote:
i run game servers, Not as wazoo as eve would run on, however when i make changed i keep a backup of just before. The change fails... i back up and figure it out on a TEST SERVER. Then my players are out maybe half an hour. This isnt that hard of a concept to grasp i wouldnt think as i dont make money off my game servers and even i know this...



Sometimes things blow up in such a way that you can't just roll back. You've got to fight your way through and fix it.

Maintaining a perfect 100% hot-swap backup of the Eve cluster is economically unfeasible. I really couldn't imagine the logistics required to hold a full copy of the Eve cluster in a near-constant duplicate state....and I really wouldn't want to pay the sub fee for that. Things start getting pricey when you start getting over three 9's of service guarantee in a complex system.


I work with an electronic medical record system for an ER for my day job, and even THAT isn't 100% hot-swappable in backup.

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:42 - [441] - Quote

Sally Ann Anderson wrote:
Once again the AUTZ gets screwed because of CCP have no idea what they are doing.

How about you do this crap in another timezone for once.


You're in a penal colony, be happy you get sunshine and internet time at all.

Dan's your man! unless you need a girl, then Dan's just watching.

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Free month for game being broken. Give it to me
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:13:54 - [443] - Quote

Vibiana wrote:
[quote=Stvndog]Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot


Thats not a drinking game its alcohol poisoning!!!





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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:14:05 - [444] - Quote

Stvndog wrote:
Stu Pendisdick wrote:
"What Operating System is it?"

"Vista"

"We're Going To Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!"




Come on, windows 95 or GTFO


It's a quote from the IT Crowd: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phStMmoXM6Q

Now on a more serious note CCP, have you tried turning it off and on again?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:14:14 - [445] - Quote

Skyrider Deathknight wrote:
Hey CCP,

Not sure if you've noticed but the servers are down.
- I would like to sit here and legit tell you how to do your job despite not having a clue what the f*** i'm talking about.
- I would also like compensation for the last couple of hours of bitching I've had to do because said servers are down, which right now they still are down.
- Now lets talk free game time because outside actually being sunny right now isn't good for my complexion, and there are other people outside and someone turned concord off. This is unacceptable and I blame you guys for this too.
- What about free Geckos or a Gecko BPC because clearly 3 hours of DT is just that unacceptable that we must have this. Cough up please.
- I demand free stuff because i've wasted my time writing this post that people may or may not legit take serious because they actually went outside and became seriously deluded. This is CCP fault also.

Thanks
Sky


If outside is so awesome why arent you there instead of being in here bitching about people bitching?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:14:40 - [446] - Quote

Never share a server with a Greek bank!!Big smile
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:14:46 - [447] - Quote

CCP Falcon wrote:
Hey guys,


14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
[/b]



The Hamster cloaked didnt he?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:14:46 - [448] - Quote

Lemon Verbena wrote:
Valkyrie Ragnor wrote:
can someone from ccp talk to me plz i just want to know if i can have a bpo for compensation it has been 3h since it was working this is abit of a joke i mean i love the game you guys need to know that

just let me know about the bpo plz that would be cool email me if you have too



what bpo?


any thing just a really cool one
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:14:55 - [449] - Quote

Go play some Space Run

May your mushrooms always be sautéed and your onions always be grilled.

Not Sworn Absent since 2009

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:14:56 - [450] - Quote

JFKen Imperia wrote:
Ninhursaag Eridani wrote:
O. Now status is UNKNOWN. What doest it means? Noone knows. :)


It's the Schr+¦dinger's Server Big smile
Hmmm so is Eve Dead and Alive at the same time?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:15:21 - [451] - Quote

Then,, to be acquired Gecko?
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99 little bugs int he code

"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:15:34 - [453] - Quote

F**K IM GOING TO MISS THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF JITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Another cluster bites the dust...
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:15:54 - [455] - Quote

Holy Crap, Batman! It's lints in the servers!!
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Eren Dante wrote:
EvE is ONLINEEEEEE !!! Pirate

LIES!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:16:08 - [457] - Quote

A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.

When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:16:11 - [458] - Quote

Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Skyrider Deathknight wrote:
Hey CCP,

Not sure if you've noticed but the servers are down.
- I would like to sit here and legit tell you how to do your job despite not having a clue what the f*** i'm talking about.
- I would also like compensation for the last couple of hours of bitching I've had to do because said servers are down, which right now they still are down.
- Now lets talk free game time because outside actually being sunny right now isn't good for my complexion, and there are other people outside and someone turned concord off. This is unacceptable and I blame you guys for this too.
- What about free Geckos or a Gecko BPC because clearly 3 hours of DT is just that unacceptable that we must have this. Cough up please.
- I demand free stuff because i've wasted my time writing this post that people may or may not legit take serious because they actually went outside and became seriously deluded. This is CCP fault also.

Thanks
Sky


If outside is so awesome why arent you there instead of being in here bitching about people bitching?


I suppose you caught on perfectly to the sarcasm and irony instilled in that post.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:16:12 - [459] - Quote

Taos D'Heretic wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
Hey guys,


14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
[/b]



The Hamster cloaked didnt he?


Nope, he went AFW and CODE got him...
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I WANT FREE SP I WANT FREE SP Cool
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:16:56 - [461] - Quote

Whilst everyone is in this thread waiting and arguing and things, can you help me with my SNI for level 4 missions against Guristas.

I like buffer tanking with high shield HP and Resists, at the moment with skills the kinetic is up to like 92% or something which is lovely.

What could I change to improve it?

Was thinking of removing the MWD and replacing with a TP but the little drones do quite well against frigates.
Also I notice some people dont have the drone high slot, they put in a cap drainer instead. Why?

Would a smart bomb be better?

Not too interested in losing tank slots, it does ok and i'm a bit ****.



http://eve.battleclinic.com/view_loadout.php?id=72621
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Shadowlightt wrote:
F**K IM GOING TO MISS THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF JITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ok, this one made me smile. Well done.
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Anyone else find it funny ppl bitching for others to go outside during downtime, when they themselves have nothing better to do than ***** at the ppl who are complaining..
Who is the bigger fool.. The Fool, or the fool who follows him..lol
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Corey Mcbain wrote:
Vibiana wrote:
[quote=Stvndog]Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot


Thats not a drinking game its alcohol poisoning!!!






come to Czech Republic, live with us for few months and you will get used to that... Or even better, Russia, those guys are undrunkable Big smile
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:17:13 - [465] - Quote

It's obvious what happened:

CCP didn't rat up the index on the server room - and someone came and Entosis'ed it during downtime.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:17:18 - [466] - Quote

CCP, a compensation in mead would be appreciated! A keg would be ok. Cool
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:17:34 - [467] - Quote

Alicia Star-Runner wrote:
Shadowlightt wrote:
F**K IM GOING TO MISS THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF JITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ok, this one made me smile. Well done.



Me too!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:17:47 - [468] - Quote

don't need game time, 50m sp will do thanks Pirate
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:17:53 - [469] - Quote

Illiander Aideron wrote:
freddy115 wrote:
Illiander Aideron wrote:
Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:
Ellis Goa'uld wrote:
while the servers are down here's some great reading material that will satisfy anyone for 2 minutesLolLol
https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Tranquility

edit: vip mode this is the one guys THIs is the one


That explains it, they aren't using a real database...


Holy ****!

They are actually running this on a windows server?

Are they mad!?!?!?!? No wonder they need a daily downtime. They really do need to reboot their servers every day. Dayum.

I seriously thought everyone was sensible enough to at least put there servers on a solid OS (some form of UNIX) but apparently I was wrong...

No wonder they can't roll back. They might need to reinstall their OSs to fix this. Did microsoft issue one of their "unstoppable" patches yesterday?


i run game servers on windows 2008 r2 and have 0 issues. Runs for weeks without restarts. Your Microsoftphobia is a bit misplaced i think.


Ahh, see, you run for "weeks" without restarts.

I consider running for *years* without restarts to be minimum competency.

Ever heard of "five nines of uptime"? That's the target, not mere weeks.



Stop it your going to hurt there feelings. You know the system has to be restarted daily. They haven't gotten to 2 "9's".
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:18:00 - [470] - Quote

Kalfar Chillar wrote:
Eren Dante wrote:
EvE is ONLINEEEEEE !!! Pirate

Leave now! Your kind does not belong here!


You make me sad. Like the EvE Online Offline make you sad. Lol
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:18:10 - [471] - Quote

what the...?

I turn away for a few minutes and the thread grew by 10 pages!

This is madness! P
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:18:21 - [472] - Quote

Ahhh yes, this again.

Complain about the downtime = whiner.
Lecture the complainers about their complaining = fanboi.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Its hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they take things literally.

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:18:30 - [473] - Quote

captain Atruin wrote:
I WANT FREE SP I WANT FREE SP Cool

gimme gimme
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:18:32 - [474] - Quote

Well ain't this a pickle!

As a former software dev and executive I feel for the CCP boys atm. So many things can go wrong. Yup things were likely missed in test. Yup you can expect issues after updates. Yup when you host a service that has 10's of thousands of users you can bet there will be nasties that pop up from time to time. It sucks, but I am pretty sure after 13 years of doing this the chaps at CCP know what they are doing and will have our darling Eve back up soon.

So go give your wife a kiss, or your kids some time or get back to work because that time sucking b**ch Eve will be calling you soon!

Fly dangerous peeps!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:18:52 - [475] - Quote

Wargaming Don't seem to have these problems ----- Just say'n
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:19:13 - [476] - Quote

I'm tired of staring at the ceiling.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:19:16 - [477] - Quote

Pandion Swa wrote:
Inject Real Life here!


I don't have the prerequisite skills high enough yet.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:19:17 - [478] - Quote

Pull me finger for a wee bit of dram whiskey!!Them codes will be in focus!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:19:20 - [479] - Quote

I demand a Ragnarok as restitution for this appalling display of internetz.

Not today spaghetti.

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:19:26 - [480] - Quote

Hi Kassa o/
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:19:40 - [481] - Quote

Jacques d'Orleans wrote:
CCP, a compensation in mead would be appreciated! A keg would be ok. Cool

That would be the best compensation ever! Cool
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:19:45 - [482] - Quote

hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:20:06 - [483] - Quote

http://www.iheart.com/live/995-the-wolf-5525/


listen to this while you guys wait
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:20:11 - [484] - Quote

Dear CCP,
Did you delete boot.ini? AGAIN?

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:20:19 - [485] - Quote

How about revert back to last weeks patch and fix this Failzie sov on QA servers ?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:20:26 - [486] - Quote

Just a possible solition :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKZNBr9raFs
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:20:35 - [487] - Quote

In all fairness to CCP, before today I did not know there existed a third server status in the Eve Launcher as (UNKNOWN)... most befitting isnt it?

STATUS = UNKNOWN

PROBLEM = UNKNOWN

SOLUTION = UNKNOWN
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:20:50 - [488] - Quote

Datu Agimat wrote:
what the...?

I turn away for a few minutes and the thread grew by 10 pages!

This is madness! P

Don't blink! Blink and you're dead!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:21:22 - [489] - Quote

Thunder Wind wrote:
Has anyone tried this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckIMuvumYrg



Ok, that was cute Big smileBig smileBig smile
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:21:23 - [490] - Quote

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion.

God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and she will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and she will freely give love and compassion whenever needed."

Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:21:23 - [491] - Quote

I love these threads!!

CCP has been doing pretty well on most patch days and this hasn't happened in a while.


:popcorn:

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:21:38 - [492] - Quote

freddy115 wrote:
Illiander Aideron wrote:
Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:
Ellis Goa'uld wrote:
while the servers are down here's some great reading material that will satisfy anyone for 2 minutesLolLol
https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Tranquility

edit: vip mode this is the one guys THIs is the one


That explains it, they aren't using a real database...


Holy ****!

They are actually running this on a windows server?

Are they mad!?!?!?!? No wonder they need a daily downtime. They really do need to reboot their servers every day. Dayum.

I seriously thought everyone was sensible enough to at least put there servers on a solid OS (some form of UNIX) but apparently I was wrong...

No wonder they can't roll back. They might need to reinstall their OSs to fix this. Did microsoft issue one of their "unstoppable" patches yesterday?


i run game servers on windows 2008 r2 and have 0 issues. Runs for weeks without restarts. Your Microsoftphobia is a bit misplaced i think.



hmmm, 2008R2 is fine, but 2008 is not supported anymore (mainstream anyways) as of january 2015.
Calling Microsoft won't help anymore
any MSCE 2008 out there to help them out?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:21:50 - [493] - Quote

Xanna Minator wrote:
What's really happening is that CCP have only let Greek players on so they can mine enough to pay off their national debt


And give it to the isk doublers in Brussels



Again.

There is one EvE. Many people. Many lifestyles. WE are EvE

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:22:05 - [494] - Quote

Intel Channel Broken wrote:
I love these threads!!

CCP has been doing pretty well on most patch days and this hasn't happened in a while.


:popcorn:



and beer :)
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:22:05 - [495] - Quote

Yimarra wrote:
Anyone else find it funny ppl bitching for others to go outside during downtime, when they themselves have nothing better to do than ***** at the ppl who are complaining..
Who is the bigger fool.. The Fool, or the fool who follows him..lol


The answer is both, but it is pretty amusing none the less.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:22:09 - [496] - Quote

If this forum had a downvote option I would be a lot more active here.

Reddit is like a calm, limpid pool of reason in comparison
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:22:33 - [497] - Quote

This seems like a good time to go back to a sane release cycle.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:22:41 - [498] - Quote

Goldie Foxx wrote:
give us bonus SP!!!!






Yes . . YES . . . So much Yes

Give us Bonus SP . . .
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:22:44 - [499] - Quote

Lemon Verbena wrote:
Intel Channel Broken wrote:
I love these threads!!

CCP has been doing pretty well on most patch days and this hasn't happened in a while.


:popcorn:



and beer :)



And country music http://www.iheart.com/live/995-the-wolf-5525/
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:22:49 - [500] - Quote

Well - im currently doing a show with http://eve-radio.com/ for all those interested and in hopes of the server gurus/monkeys/hamsters being able to focus a bit more with thumping music!

Feel free to tune in and enjoy the "extended downtime show"
:)

<3

Dunewolf
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:22:50 - [501] - Quote

dor amwar wrote:
mufe mufetski wrote:
This calls for free SP :-)


has this ever happened?


No
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:22:51 - [502] - Quote

Not sure why falcon isnt adding updates to the bottom of the thread as well as the top

UPDATES:

13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:22:56 - [503] - Quote

Elsa Hayes wrote:
Dear CCP,
Did you delete boot.ini? AGAIN?



Do IBM 650's have boot.ini's? Big smile
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:23:03 - [504] - Quote

CCP Falcon wrote:
Hey guys,

As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.

This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.

Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.

Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.

Cheers,

- F

UPDATES:

13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:23:12 - [505] - Quote

Elsa Hayes wrote:
Dear CCP,
Did you delete boot.ini? AGAIN?


Ahah !!! Maybe there is a floppy disk in the drive....
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:23:16 - [506] - Quote

Chloe Redfield wrote:
Goldie Foxx wrote:
give us bonus SP!!!!






Yes . . YES . . . So much Yes

Give us Bonus SP . . .





GIVE ME NOW FREEEEEEE SP
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:23:29 - [507] - Quote

madhatta18 wrote:
hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this


Plz go suck a lollipop.!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:23:38 - [508] - Quote

fl0pski wrote:
I'm tired of staring at the ceiling.


Keep doing it, after a while the ceiling will stare back at you.

"Never not blob!" ~ Plato

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:23:46 - [509] - Quote

I am done with my household Straight ...

What to do now? \o/
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:23:57 - [510] - Quote

Alicia Star-Runner wrote:
Yimarra wrote:
Anyone else find it funny ppl bitching for others to go outside during downtime, when they themselves have nothing better to do than ***** at the ppl who are complaining..
Who is the bigger fool.. The Fool, or the fool who follows him..lol


The answer is both, but it is pretty amusing none the less.


OP Aren't you just bitching about the bitchers bitching about bitching? And yes that's me bitching about the bitcher whos bitching about the bitching of the bitchers.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:24:07 - [511] - Quote

CRAP!!! I passed out at the keyboard and when I woke (actually my son woke me) I see that the server is STILL down. Is there any light at the end of the tunnel?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:24:11 - [512] - Quote

Adam and Eve were facing one another when Adam got his first erection. The two watched, astonished, until Adam suddenly exclaimed, "Move aside -- I don't know how far it's gonna go."
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:24:16 - [513] - Quote

JFKen Imperia wrote:
Sally Ann Anderson wrote:
Once again the AUTZ gets screwed because of CCP have no idea what they are doing.

How about you do this crap in another timezone for once.

Servers are down for every TimeZone Attention


She means, how about doing it so it inconveniences a different "prime time". I mean, it's mid-morning here. I only noticed the extended downtime because I was going to log in and make a quick adjustment before going to work.

That is a fair point. I benefit greatly from DT always occurring during the AM. Of course, I'm also, PROBABLY in the largest single demographic that plays this game, North Americans.

I, for one, would be okay with DT being determined each time by a roll of the dice. Or on a rotation.
Of course, the techs who like having regular hours might not feel so enthusiastic.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:24:25 - [514] - Quote

Stomp Mongo wrote:
Electra Magnetic wrote:
I dont want excuses, I just want free skill points.



I want a Million dollars and carload of spending money. Ain't neither one of us getting what we want. But look on the bright side If the server is down for an entire 12 hours You are only out .25 frickin cents USD. Oh, and your poor lost monopoly money.


actually, if the server is down for a few hours they credit everyone's account with a full day of subscription, and skill point hand outs have been a thing in the past when the server has been down for extended time. So no, I'm not losing anything besides time to hunt down big mouth twits like you in game.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:24:44 - [515] - Quote

To all the people complaining in this thread, shut your holes and go get lives.

"Gimme SP!"
"I'm losing ISK!"

Its so freaking annoying that I am in a community with so many little babies who cry at everything and act like they live entitled lives.
Personally, I hope CCP loses your accounts, you pathetic little *****-baby whiners.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:24:57 - [516] - Quote

EVE Server status: Unknown

The Complete Guide to the EVE Universe www.isktheguide.com

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:24:59 - [517] - Quote

I'm a programming student in the making, 2nd year starting Monday.
I understand mistakes happen and code doesn't always function as anticipated, but my understanding of that would be on an amazingly different level to the professionals at CCP haha.
But what I do understand more than anything is you're doing what you can, and I really appreciate it, and look forward to hearing about what the problem turns out to be :)

Thank you for constantly evolving an amazing game, and I understand hiccups are just part of the evolution, and a learning process for everyone involved :)

Cheers.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:25:02 - [518] - Quote

Raymond Barber wrote:
CRAP!!! I passed out at the keyboard and when I woke (actually my son woke me) I see that the server is STILL down. Is there any light at the end of the tunnel?



This music will keep you awake! http://www.iheart.com/live/995-the-wolf-5525/
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:25:34 - [519] - Quote

Orob Ninebands wrote:
To all the people complaining in this thread, shut your holes and go get lives.

"Gimme SP!"
"I'm losing ISK!"

Its so freaking annoying that I am in a community with so many little babies who cry at everything and act like they live entitled lives.
Personally, I hope CCP loses your accounts, you pathetic little *****-baby whiners.




i want free sp since i cant rat Twisted
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:25:43 - [520] - Quote

while client offline the drifters will conquer the world
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:25:45 - [521] - Quote

I found a new game to play while waiting,, its called blinking, its pretty cool when u get the hang of it Shocked
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:25:56 - [522] - Quote

Orob Ninebands wrote:
To all the people complaining in this thread, shut your holes and go get lives.

"Gimme SP!"
"I'm losing ISK!"

Its so freaking annoying that I am in a community with so many little babies who cry at everything and act like they live entitled lives.
Personally, I hope CCP loses your accounts, you pathetic little whiners.


Good, good.

Let the hate flow through you.

Not today spaghetti.

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BRB, need to take a dump... Maybe it'll be up when I get back!
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Jacques d'Orleans wrote:
Elsa Hayes wrote:
Dear CCP,
Did you delete boot.ini? AGAIN?



Do IBM 650's have boot.ini's? Big smile


Bill's legacy code IS pervasive.
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Ecolo wrote:
madhatta18 wrote:
hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this


Plz go suck a lollipop.!



Can i have a lollipop?
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Raymond Barber wrote:
CRAP!!! I passed out at the keyboard and when I woke (actually my son woke me) I see that the server is STILL down. Is there any light at the end of the tunnel?


Nope, the railroad maintenance workers are on strike today.

"Never not blob!" ~ Plato

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:26:50 - [527] - Quote

Sally Ann Anderson wrote:
Wargaming Don't seem to have these problems ----- Just say'n

i kinda painted half of army during this )
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:05 - [528] - Quote

captain Atruin wrote:
Orob Ninebands wrote:
To all the people complaining in this thread, shut your holes and go get lives.

"Gimme SP!"
"I'm losing ISK!"

Its so freaking annoying that I am in a community with so many little babies who cry at everything and act like they live entitled lives.
Personally, I hope CCP loses your accounts, you pathetic little *****-baby whiners.




i want free sp since i cant rat Twisted



Because you are a little baby who can't rat, and obviously you are entitled to it. Get a life dude.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:10 - [529] - Quote

WTF
We are paying for this game...!!!
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:14 - [530] - Quote

Sean Roach wrote:
JFKen Imperia wrote:
Sally Ann Anderson wrote:
Once again the AUTZ gets screwed because of CCP have no idea what they are doing.

How about you do this crap in another timezone for once.

Servers are down for every TimeZone Attention


She means, how about doing it so it inconveniences a different "prime time". I mean, it's mid-morning here. I only noticed the extended downtime because I was going to log in and make a quick adjustment before going to work.

That is a fair point. I benefit greatly from DT always occurring during the AM. Of course, I'm also, PROBABLY in the largest single demographic that plays this game, North Americans.

I, for one, would be okay with DT being determined each time by a roll of the dice. Or on a rotation.
Of course, the techs who like having regular hours might not feel so enthusiastic.

I saw a graph recently of concurrent players logged in which suggested DT should be shifted back ~3 hours. ill try to find it
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Oops stagger stagger roll roll roll crawl crawl stagger crawl roll walk stagger fall crawl roll roll stagger stagger roll (picks up mouse finds bottle of vodka) stagger stagger click?

Uh oh... um eh... what happened?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:17 - [532] - Quote

Kalfar Chillar wrote:
BRB, need to take a dump... Maybe it'll be up when I get back!



TLI = too little information
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:18 - [533] - Quote

" AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE"

Best update ever.

Daemun of Khanid

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:28 - [534] - Quote

Still no new news? And yeah a gift would be appreciated _-_
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Enslaved Mistress wrote:
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion.

God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and she will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and she will freely give love and compassion whenever needed."

Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"




G*D was Jewish, so the real answer to the question was, "You're lucky I give you anything at all. What? You think this is easy? Look at you! Like you're such a prize! I spend all my time coming up with fun ideas and this is the thanks I get? You just wait young man! And put some clothes on! What is the matter with you?"
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:30 - [536] - Quote

do you see all these unpatience & etc ?! .. all these & the same things you do in your bedrooms Shocked
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:35 - [537] - Quote

Alden Radd wrote:
Holy Crap, Batman! It's lints in the servers!!


That'd do it, but it would usually take a few hours of uptime for the reduced airflow to be a factor.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:27:48 - [538] - Quote

Ecolo wrote:
madhatta18 wrote:
hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this


Plz go suck a lollipop.!


He can't afford a lollipop he pays real money to play eve...
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:28:09 - [539] - Quote

Can't y'all just role it back to when it worked before and then fix the fix on another server?
Shocked
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:28:19 - [540] - Quote

terrahell wrote:
WTF
We are paying for this game...!!!


But you Mostly AFK... What?
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:28:25 - [541] - Quote

I see lots of people complaining about 1 little bit of downtime ... hows about words of encouragement for the amazing people at eve from what ive read its been years since a major issue ! can anyone claim that of their ISP ? bank ? or work network ? so lets give the folks at eve their due and congratulate them on the LACK of downtime and instead of freaking on them

say thank you for the many many 100's of hours of awesome gameplay and yes before someone whines I do pay to play ! so is this costing me a bit of money maybe but I get many hours of awesome gameplay a month for a great price ! costs me less to play eve than it does to take got the movies with the mrs !

so ...


THANK YOU !!

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who donGÇÖt.

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:28:41 - [542] - Quote

I'm on holydays today and before leaving home I wanted to jump in my boosted clone ... Thanks CCP What?
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The Scope
Gallente Federation

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:28:49 - [543] - Quote

Raymond Barber wrote:
CRAP!!! I passed out at the keyboard and when I woke (actually my son woke me) I see that the server is STILL down. Is there any light at the end of the tunnel?


Sure, there is a light at every end of a tunnel, it's called a locomotive. Big smile
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:28:50 - [544] - Quote

Goldie Foxx wrote:
give us bonus SP!!!!



This guy.....This guy right here has the right idea..
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Brave Collective

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:28:57 - [545] - Quote

Slava Gagarin wrote:
while client offline the drifters will conquer the world

OMG... you're right !! Shocked
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:29:00 - [546] - Quote

terrahell wrote:
WTF
We are paying for this game...!!!

Yeah, you pay for EVE while you sleep to. Want to get compensation for the lost game time while you sleep to, or :-) ?

Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:

1: Asteroid Madness

2: Clash of the Empires

3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama

Executioner Zateki
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Who wants free SP?
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Shadowlightt wrote:
Raymond Barber wrote:
CRAP!!! I passed out at the keyboard and when I woke (actually my son woke me) I see that the server is STILL down. Is there any light at the end of the tunnel?



This music will keep you awake! http://www.iheart.com/live/995-the-wolf-5525/


Nope, started to listen and my head hit the keyboard. Guess I am going to have take a dose of my meds to stay awake today. What?
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Illusion of Solitude

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For all those who are requesting something free? may I suggest mass Drifter spawn. Just because.Twisted

There is one EvE. Many people. Many lifestyles. WE are EvE

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:29:25 - [550] - Quote

Masdren wrote:
Goldie Foxx wrote:
give us bonus SP!!!!



This guy.....This guy right here has the right idea..



AYYYYYCool
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:29:33 - [551] - Quote

Orob Ninebands wrote:
To all the people complaining in this thread, shut your holes and go get lives.

"Gimme SP!"
"I'm losing ISK!"

Its so freaking annoying that I am in a community with so many little babies who cry at everything and act like they live entitled lives.
Personally, I hope CCP loses your accounts, you pathetic little whiners.



Don't know if I find whining about whining better...

And yes, I am absolutely whining about whining about whining
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Am sending an emergency shipment of blue pills to help you boys get it up. Roll
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epicurus ataraxia wrote:
For all those who are requesting something free? may I suggest mass Drifter spawn. Just because.Twisted

Nah just give the Circadian Sleepers smartbombs and make 'em aggressive Lol
Goldie Foxx
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AirHogs
Zulu People

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even sisi is down now :/
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:30:21 - [555] - Quote

Gajo Facinus wrote:
Orob Ninebands wrote:
To all the people complaining in this thread, shut your holes and go get lives.

"Gimme SP!"
"I'm losing ISK!"

Its so freaking annoying that I am in a community with so many little babies who cry at everything and act like they live entitled lives.
Personally, I hope CCP loses your accounts, you pathetic little whiners.



Don't know if I find whining about whining better...

I yes, I am absolutely whining about whining about whining


Drink twice plz :)
Ryan Dallocort
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The Scope
Gallente Federation

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:30:23 - [556] - Quote

Has anyone seen any updates since 1400?

The pinned post hasn't changed for 90 mins since those first few frequent updates.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:30:25 - [557] - Quote

Drabbin Mishi wrote:
It's obvious what happened:

CCP didn't rat up the index on the server room - and someone came and Entosis'ed it during downtime.


Of COURSE they "Entosis'ed" it during downtime! The servers are invulnerable to entosis the rest of the time.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:30:29 - [558] - Quote

My Shopping List for extended downtime compensation from CCP. free 5 mil SP, 1 bonus remap, 1 revenant bpc, dual character training and free exotic dancers.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:30:59 - [559] - Quote

Kasi Briccius wrote:

G*D was Jewish, so the real answer to the question was, "You're lucky I give you anything at all. What? You think this is easy? Look at you! Like you're such a prize! I spend all my time coming up with fun ideas and this is the thanks I get? You just wait young man! And put some clothes on! What is the matter with you?"



You forgot "When am I going to get some grandchildren I'm not getting any younger! Listen you should go on a date with that nice girl down the street her father's a doctor!"

7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY? No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided. --Eve New Player Guide

JFKen Imperia
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:31:06 - [560] - Quote

Hands up if the Aegis theme is playing for hours in your headphones GÖ¬GÖ½GÖ¬GÖ¬GÖ½
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:31:14 - [561] - Quote

Every time I had a major system outage that could not be fixed quickly I had to use the bathroom rather badly. I would try and hold it until the server was back up. Finally I would just tell my boss that I will be back in a few min. Took care of business then came back to fix the problem in about 10 minutes.

That's what CCP needs to do. Use the bathroom.


Giving you Inconsistent grammar, speilling and Punct-uation since 1974!

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:31:16 - [562] - Quote

We told you FozzieSov would ruin EVE.

:-)
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CCP Falcon || EVE Universe Community Manager || @CCP_Falcon

Happy Birthday To FAWLTY7! <3

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:31:18 - [564] - Quote

Anyone asking for free sp isn't even thinking ahead. Ask for a remap, it would be way more useful :P
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:31:18 - [565] - Quote

Welcome to White Knights and Wankers Weekly, with your host CCP Honesty.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:31:26 - [566] - Quote

Datu Agimat wrote:
what the...?

I turn away for a few minutes and the thread grew by 10 pages!

This is madness! P


No. This is EVE
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:31:56 - [567] - Quote

Lemon Verbena wrote:
Gajo Facinus wrote:
Orob Ninebands wrote:
To all the people complaining in this thread, shut your holes and go get lives.

"Gimme SP!"
"I'm losing ISK!"

Its so freaking annoying that I am in a community with so many little babies who cry at everything and act like they live entitled lives.
Personally, I hope CCP loses your accounts, you pathetic little whiners.



Don't know if I find whining about whining better...

I yes, I am absolutely whining about whining about whining


Drink twice plz :)


unbelievable but that seems to be the reasonable thing to do now :-)
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:32:12 - [568] - Quote

JFKen Imperia wrote:
Hands up if the Aegis theme is playing for hours in your headphones GÖ¬GÖ½GÖ¬GÖ¬GÖ½



I like my country music TEXAS FTW
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SONS of BANE

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:32:28 - [569] - Quote

Just tried to login, I get the following error message....

" The authentication token provided by the launcher is of an invalid format. Please try again or contact EVE customer support"

Hopefully , IF the DEV's rollback TQ, they will rollback our launcher RollRollRoll

Otherwise it will be a long day running repair.exe

Fingers crossed


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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:32:33 - [570] - Quote

My client says, "starting up... (0 sec)"
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:33:14 - [571] - Quote

Tony Lennelluc wrote:
I see lots of people complaining about 1 little bit of downtime ... hows about words of encouragement for the amazing people at eve from what ive read its been years since a major issue ! can anyone claim that of their ISP ? bank ? or work network ? so lets give the folks at eve their due and congratulate them on the LACK of downtime and instead of freaking on them

say thank you for the many many 100's of hours of awesome gameplay and yes before someone whines I do pay to play ! so is this costing me a bit of money maybe but I get many hours of awesome gameplay a month for a great price ! costs me less to play eve than it does to take got the movies with the mrs !

so ...


THANK YOU !!



I completely agree . .although inconvenient, everybody at CCP are always working hard to provide content and to keep this totally brilliant game running ... one breakdown every now and then doesnt deserve the responses being posted in this thread Big smile
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:33:22 - [572] - Quote

Etomo wrote:
Can't y'all just role it back to when it worked before and then fix the fix on another server?
Shocked


That would require them to have saved the code from 2008 or earlier :P
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:33:32 - [573] - Quote

CCP Falcon wrote:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]


Did you fit damage control on the servers?

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:33:48 - [574] - Quote

EVE just hasn't been the same since Pao has assumed supreme control over CCP.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:33:48 - [575] - Quote

Yes Yes Yes

Remap please ... this would appease many I'm sure.

Big smileBig smileBig smileBig smileBig smileBig smileBig smileBig smileBig smileBig smile
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Have A Seat

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:01 - [576] - Quote

I always like to imagine extended downtime as godzilla and all of us as thousands of asian people panicking.

Not today spaghetti.

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:03 - [577] - Quote

I'm just gonna sit back, sip my Vanilla Coke, and enjoy my Peppermint Crisp while I watch the hatred spew back and forth. This is better than Jita local.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:13 - [578] - Quote

Ezri Dax wrote:
Anyone asking for free sp isn't even thinking ahead. Ask for a remap, it would be way more useful :P


Nah, 50m SP would be WAY more useful Twisted
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:18 - [579] - Quote

Awsome.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:22 - [580] - Quote

This was CCP's morning

https://youtu.be/3jkBMcybZ8U
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Parental Supervision.

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:22 - [581] - Quote

I don't need free sp or anything like that, how about a broken entosis link for all players to redeem to mark the occasion? Lol

Hope you guys don't get too brain fried finding the bug ha ha, good luck....i hope you get it sorted soon cleaning the house ain't fun, or cutting the lawn......omg save me
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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:24 - [582] - Quote

Oh wait, before updating EvE worked???

I propose more drastic matters if all else fails!

Repair Toolkit

Works not only on Iphones but on servers too LolCoolLol
Intel Channel Broken
Intel Channel Broken
University of Caille
Gallente Federation

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:26 - [583] - Quote

CCP Falcon wrote:
CCP Falcon || EVE Universe Community Manager || @CCP_Falcon


They probably don't pay you enough to put up with us. Cool
Liam Oliphants
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:27 - [584] - Quote

Lemon Verbena wrote:
Ecolo wrote:
madhatta18 wrote:
hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this


Plz go suck a lollipop.!



Can i have a lollipop?


I wonder if alcoholic lollipops can be a thing...
Aptiva Rin
Aptiva Rin
Multiplex Gaming
The Bastion

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:27 - [585] - Quote

Real Life almost got me today. Good thing I have boats installed.
Ecolo
Ecolo
Highcouncil Private Holding
The Tsunami Collective

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:41 - [586] - Quote

Jaqen Ahai wrote:
Ecolo wrote:
madhatta18 wrote:
hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this


Plz go suck a lollipop.!


He can't afford a lollipop he pays real money to play eve...


OK .ok .ok....... Handing out lollipos,.... 1 per capsuleer ..sighs.....

If u dont like the taste: NO FREE SP, NO FREE GAME TIME AND NO MORE LOLLIPOPS!!!!

go suck a tomato...
Kalfar Chillar
Kalfar Chillar
The Minutemen
The Bastion

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:48 - [587] - Quote

Kalfar Chillar wrote:
BRB, need to take a dump... Maybe it'll be up when I get back!

And that would be a no!
Jack Pickaloe
Jack Pickaloe
Rock Punchers Inc

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:49 - [588] - Quote

How do you upset an eve player?

Could not connect to the specified address. Odds are that you have not established an internet connection, the server isn't running, or the server address or port number was wrong.
Cervix Thumper
Cervix Thumper
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:53 - [589] - Quote

Lemon Verbena wrote:
Ecolo wrote:
madhatta18 wrote:
hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this


Plz go suck a lollipop.!



Can i have a lollipop?



you can have my lollipop.. hehe ;)
Enslaved Mistress
Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:34:56 - [590] - Quote

An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a salesman. "Is there something in particular I can show you?" he asked.

"Yes, I want to buy a sexual sofa."

"You mean a sectional sofa," he suggested.

"Sectional, schmectional. All I want is an occasional piece in the living room."
Remyra Nark
Remyra Nark
The Kopanoi

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Posted - 2015.07.15 14:35:08 - [591] - Quote

Xanna Minator wrote:
What's really happening is that CCP have only let Greek players on so they can mine enough to pay off their national debt


Hey, I should be in my retriever then!