Hostile? No. Objective? Yes.

If these people weren't lazy loser degenerates, and actually bothered to apply enough Axe bodyspray to mask their odor for the duration of a job interview, they wouldn't be "economically disparaged."

See, this is exactly why we predators will always be winners, while you, and the foodstamp-collecting ninnies you argue for, will always be losers. It's also the reason you mine in high-sec; lapping up the scraps in an MMO videogame is arguably the last avenue for you to experience the feeling of productivity. The rest of us do well enough that we don't have to put up with the soul-crushing monotony of riskless high-sec grinding. We can buy any ships or modules we want, while you're forced to play solitaire during Hulkageddon, and permanently unsubscribe if, God forbid, you lose your one and only exhumer.

I assure you that I'm not the cause of your wish to vomit. If anything, it's your body's desire to purge itself of the ignorance of your uneducated reasoning. That, or the tree bark you had for dinner, peasant.

See? He called gankers Hillbillies! That's gotta get to you guys!

You make me want to vomit.

Hostile? No. Objective? Yes.

If these people weren't lazy loser degenerates, and actually bothered to apply enough Axe bodyspray to mask their odor for the duration of a job interview, they wouldn't be "economically disparaged."

See, this is exactly why we predators will always be winners, while you, and the foodstamp-collecting ninnies you argue for, will always be losers. It's also the reason you mine in high-sec; lapping up the scraps in an MMO videogame is arguably the last avenue for you to experience the feeling of productivity. The rest of us do well enough that we don't have to put up with the soul-crushing monotony of riskless high-sec grinding. We can buy any ships or modules we want, while you're forced to play solitaire during Hulkageddon, and permanently unsubscribe if, God forbid, you lose your one and only exhumer.

I assure you that I'm not the cause of your wish to vomit. If anything, it's your body's desire to purge itself of the ignorance of your uneducated reasoning. That, or the tree bark you had for dinner, peasant.

attn: liars re: this thread

as you can see by the "warp bantams in" "funny idea" this guy's version of "funny" is, well, unique and you should play to the judge with your stories rather than wasting time crafting ones that would be funny to a normal person

I see thousands of Bantam miners grouped together being obliterated by cheap T1 BS with plenty of large smartbombs, and lots of tears.

I have never quit playing during H'geddon. No reason to. Some people want high sec life as casual players who just want something to do in the evening CASUALLY. Not me, but More than you would ever think.

Now to the meat of the matter:


We are all so happy that you think you have already WON The Game of Life !!!

BS.

I suggest you look up the definition of the psychological condition known as megalomaniacal infantilism. The above is a veritable checklist for the condition.

And your use of the word Ninny indicates Great Britain. I believe you Euros are having some 'Financial Issues'. After the collapse finally hits you, your retirement is gone, there are NO jobs, food prices skyrocket (I'm just describing America ATM).................. lets re-read the above in about 12 months and then see how you feel in the dole line.

You need to get, not out of the game, but off the Earth, or plant yourself on a shrink's couch for awhile. You have LOT's to discuss.

Maybe Oprah can offer some assistance as well.........

attn: liars re: this thread

as you can see by the "warp bantams in" "funny idea" this guy's version of "funny" is, well, unique and you should play to the judge with your stories rather than wasting time crafting ones that would be funny to a normal person

LOL OP thinks gankers target hulks to offset the loss of there own ship

That's the funny thing here, I don't think he does. As far as I know (and I'm happy to be corrected) he just wants a laugh - preferably at the gankers expense.

I say good on him , I'll be flying for the other side but I can assure you that I'll laugh as loud as these guys if they pull a stunt on me.

Surely it's better than cowering in stations wishing the nasty pi-wates would go away?

Interesting concept... like the idea

Maybe being tackled by a Bantam would be funnier

I'm in

Just to make it worthwhile, I'll match the prizes for documented "pranks" that actually *are* funny. Hell, may even toss up some isk for related stories that are funny.


Also, collecting some stuffs together to donate for "most batman kills" during the main event.

LOL OP thinks gankers target hulks to offset the loss of there own ship

So, make it 3 events: Bantamaggeddon will be starting in January too, in parallel with Hulkaggeddon. I tell you, this will mean a lot of teeeeaaaarrrsss :D


No, seriously, do you think this is ever going to work? You had to reach the hardcore miners for that and 96% of the miners don't even login in the forums or have them ever visited. At least half of them don't even know how to access them.

I don't belong either to the one nor the other side and still I will say, this isn't going to work. There will be Hulks everywhere, more than enough, not just Bantams.

*me prepares my shuttle for mining*

I have never quit playing during H'geddon. No reason to.

Now im looking forward to hulkageddon, as a carebear i always take the week off from Eve now i have something to do

Now to the meat of the matter:


We are all so happy that you think you have already WON The Game of Life !!!

BS.

I suggest you look up the definition of the psychological condition known as megalomaniacal infantilism. The above is a veritable checklist for the condition.

And your use of the word Ninny indicates Great Britain. I believe you Euros are having some 'Financial Issues'. After the collapse finally hits you, your retirement is gone, there are NO jobs, food prices skyrocket (I'm just describing America ATM).................. lets re-read the above in about 12 months and then see how you feel in the dole line.

You need to get, not out of the game, but off the Earth, or plant yourself on a shrink's couch for awhile. You have LOT's to discuss.

Maybe Oprah can offer some assistance as well.........

Nice Idea. I had requested the CCP make a killer Hulk that could attack with say it's lasers or my be missiles that would nor be known until it is too later for the attacker.

Davinthan

Nice Idea. I had requested the CCP make a killer Hulk that could attack with say it's lasers or my be missiles that would nor be known until it is too later for the attacker.

Davinthan

We are now certain it will work.

Now that would be fun. The Killer-Hulks strike back! THAT would be some real surprise to the Hulkageddon fleets. instead of ganking Hulks to being ganked by Hulks lol

Unfortunately, like the mindset of most carebears is you won't get them into that kind of fun. They would prefer to think they are safe by taking "precautions" or just staying docked instead of striking back. Though I had like to see that, would make Hulkageddon itself a more fun event.

Even better would be, to selfdestruct your Hulk when you see the fleet jumping in (you might be dead anyway)... the tears would be on those not getting their killmails and the surprise on their faces every ISK worth lol

@Tiger: Did I catched the spirit of HIllbillageddon? :D

We? You and your imaginary friends aka alts?

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