Internet spaceships are serious business. I want the people who fly internet spaceships to take me seriously because I too am serious business.

The problem with this, is that Eve has a large amount of players, usually the highbears, who do not engage with the game community in any way. They won't read this, and won't get involved.

Worse than that, they won't even know what Hulkaggedon is.

How do I know?

Because the upcoming Hulkageddon is Hulkageddon FIVE. If highbears actually read these forums and read the warnings, it wouldn't have got past Hulkageddon one.

posting to confirm that i will be flying from system to system spreading the word.

posting to confirm that i will be flying from system to system spreading the word.

so what do you dirty bears do when we extend geddon to 365 days a year?

so what do you dirty bears do when we extend geddon to 365 days a year?

Fun with hulkageddon:

Mine in groups of properly-tanked hulks. It's a lot more efficient to do this for a group than one-by-one, and having extra EHP makes the difference in whether or not you lose a ship.

Park a cloaked Falcon near your mining fleet. As soon as the gank starts they'll get a criminal tag and your falcon can lock and jam them, spoiling the gank AND getting you a killmail. Troll away, collect any tears that come, and enjoy the highs that come with beating other people in Eve instead of mining rocks.

edit: I gave up mining at all months ago but I do think I'll spend HAG prowling the belts looking for likely targets so that I can ***** some concord killmails and possibly save a few miners. Why? Because it'll be funny as hell.

I think that this is a wonderful idea. I applaud the OP for his inventiveness , it really is nice to see carebears capable of thinking outside the box.

As a participant in the upcoming Hulkageddon the prospect of many bantams mining the belt fills me with joy.

Did I mention that my neutral alt (the one that scans hulks , that I warp to to gank the hulks) will be flying a bantam?

Fun with hulkageddon:

Mine in groups of properly-tanked hulks. It's a lot more efficient to do this for a group than one-by-one, and having extra EHP makes the difference in whether or not you lose a ship.

Park a cloaked Falcon near your mining fleet. As soon as the gank starts they'll get a criminal tag and your falcon can lock and jam them, spoiling the gank AND getting you a killmail. Troll away, collect any tears that come, and enjoy the highs that come with beating other people in Eve instead of mining rocks.

edit: I gave up mining at all months ago but I do think I'll spend HAG prowling the belts looking for likely targets so that I can ***** some concord killmails and possibly save a few miners. Why? Because it'll be funny as hell.

My neutral scanning alt already flies a bantam, amusing isn't it?

I think that this is a wonderful idea. I applaud the OP for his inventiveness , it really is nice to see carebears capable of thinking outside the box.

As a participant in the upcoming Hulkageddon the prospect of many bantams mining the belt fills me with joy.

Did I mention that my neutral alt (the one that scans hulks , that I warp to to gank the hulks) will be flying a bantam?

My neutral scanning alt already flies a bantam, amusing isn't it?

I like this one. This would be hilarious as hell, if I had the fitting skills to fly a falcon I'd do this in a second.

Your a good sport sir.

There are now so many ideas that you might scan down hulks yet still only find bantams when you arrive...

I'll just keep moving to I do find them , it probably won't take too long. A lot of miners are too lazy to even mine their ore aligned , I'm pretty sure that there will be quite a few who think that they are safe enough in a belt on the outskirts.

If you manage it though - I'll take my virtual hat off to you.

How many Bantams would it take to gank a Hulk?

Flash test: do you mean mining aligned WHILE MOVING or aligned while stationary?

If you google, you fail the test

How many Bantams would it take to gank a Hulk?

Yes please find that out.

I like this one. This would be hilarious as hell, if I had the fitting skills to fly a falcon I'd do this in a second.

Sorry.....did you say something ? I was afk reading a book / watching a film and listening out for my mining lasers to let me know when the cycle finishes.

To get out quick you need to be at 75% of max speed , so I'd say moving (but as I'd rather put ballpoint pens in my eyes than mine - I could be wrong )

How many Bantams would it take to gank a Hulk?

Actually - it would be pretty funny wouldn't it?

It would, but i like my jokes better, i am just that kind of guy. I love my ego more than anything, specially if i am able to enhance it through a online spaceship game.

Except for the fact that you can't be aligned at 75% speed yet still read a book between your mining laser cycles.