Goonswarm member posts in thread pertaining to thing GSF is doing, is literally crying irl
please stop, I need these salty waters to live

This is brilliant, I will be mass producing Bantams as soon as possible.

The fact that so many "PVPers" are raging and crying at the mere prospect of this occurring makes me smile. To get even the organiser of hulkageddon on here crying is brilliant, I applaud you sir!

I shall spread the word!

This is brilliant, I will be mass producing Bantams as soon as possible.

The fact that so many "PVPers" are raging and crying at the mere prospect of this occurring makes me smile. To get even the organiser of hulkageddon on here crying is brilliant, I applaud you sir!

I shall spread the word!

Yes we are so mad! The tears will flow like a raging river! Build lots of them!

This is brilliant, I will be mass producing Bantams as soon as possible.

The fact that so many "PVPers" are raging and crying at the mere prospect of this occurring makes me smile. To get even the organiser of hulkageddon on here crying is brilliant, I applaud you sir!

I shall spread the word!

Will you promise to put your cam on and show your face if we are able to pull this a few times for a few hillbillageddon parties?

Another thing sir, and for everyone liking this idea enough to give it a go, lets get organized before hulkageddon actually starts.

Please let us use in game email to get organized and have some superb jokes ready to have a laugh.
All ideas are welcome, though this is about pointing and laughing.

They will scan out exhumers, we will have to prepare the counter for that so they will still only find bantams all yelling *Surprise!* when they arrve at the belts. We will need a bait exhumer and all chip in if it gets lost anyway. Nobody should suffer large losses.

If it starts early, or unexpected, we should get together immediatly for appropriate clownage.

Looking forward to it!


As you might understand, i can not reveal my main at any time.

Oh you don't need to pull off your brilliant plan to see my face. I'll post it just because I think you're an awesome guy.

This thread gives me ideas....

This is gonna be awesome. Seriously. Making the suicide-gankers look stupid is gonna be fun.

I just think organizing having all the Bantams in one place will be counter-productive. Spreading them out, however, will increase our visibility and potentially let us recruit more players to join our cause.
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You are absolutely right.

Yes definitly spread out, also, to protect our identities and trust ( it is eve after all, their will be people trying to figure out what we up to) we should all organize our own groups (fleets). Just coordinate the joke we are going to pull.
We can exchange pics, youtubes etc. afterwards.

Bit late sir, we are already a few steps ahead.

I hear you are providing a home for hillbillageddon participants without a home for this specific event.

You hear? Please. It's no secret that that is what this corp was designed for. You also can't be a few steps ahead if you don't know where I'm going with it.

Just remember that Hulkageddon exists primarily for ***** & giggles. It is incredibly difficult to upset people that aren't taking things seriously. It was like Nathan Jameson suggesting that there are ships other than the Bantam that aren't worth the sec loss. Wut? I believe the vast majority of participants would be happy to gank an Ibis so long as it is mining.


Anyways, I'd better let you get back to your planning.

I think if I'm lucky, I can get my entire corp to jump on this train. If that happens, we're one step closer to achieving our primary objective. Time to produce more Bantams and Miner I's. No need to lose too much on this.

Oh, I'd also suggest that you get a spai to apply to this corp so you can be super-leet in getting intel. I'll even give them a supaspai medal when it's all over if you like.

I do not expect that you not point and laugh Mr.Would, I expect you to die.

It is initiatives like hulkageddon that make EvE more fun.

So this thread is going to be about how we could extract tears from hulkageddon organizers and participants
I figured that the best way would be to just make fun of them.

The best way to extract tears is to actually FIT YOUR BLOODY SHIPS for the risk. Best laugh I've had was with some failganker that pew'd on my Hulk with a T2 fit Brutix and promptly was rewarded with CONCORDokken. Me? I continued my ice mining, looted his wreck, and made some isk on his fail.

Fit the ships correctly and it won't be the miner's tears that flow.

But we all know that won't happen.

The best way to extract tears is to actually FIT YOUR BLOODY SHIPS for the risk. Best laugh I've had was with some failganker that pew'd on my Hulk with a T2 fit Brutix and promptly was rewarded with CONCORDokken. Me? I continued my ice mining, looted his wreck, and made some isk on his fail.

Fit the ships correctly and it won't be the miner's tears that flow.

But we all know that won't happen.

Let me think....ehmmm....nahhh
i rather point and laugh sir, sorry.

I'm pretty sure it'll be just as easy to just fit a bunch of Bantams with 2 Miner I's and nothing else and just mine happily, until we run out of ships.
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Did you see the mail by the way on the previous page from goonfleet, i guess it is getting under the skin a bit.


As for what your suggesting, it would be just perfect if whole areas will only have mining bantams. If we do see someone mining (we could scout out before) in exhumer what ever we could ask them to temporarely switch to bantam.
Atleast untill they cleared the area.

We dont need to do it all day, actually only when they are in the area, we will discuss details i suppose on ingame mail.

I can also see something else, maybe fit one miner and one gun. When a few arrive fixate on one of them and see if we can bring that one attacker down before they got all the bantams.

Quite crued plan, but i have many to discuss with you, and am all ears what else you could suggest. (and others ofcourse)