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Tiger Would
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
47
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Posted - 2011.12.15 13:10:00 -
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Knob McDouchNozle wrote:Tiger Would wrote:They wont be going out for the kill on the miner that is targeted however. They are there for communication purposes. Thats a waste of good material there, brah! If you are able to somehow infiltrate a hulkageddon party you best be using your position to leverage something more damaging than intel. Ghandi never pulled any 'pranks' and EvE and Ahimsa are, frankly, incompatible. Just sayin...
Good point, yet this is more along the lines of Keats. Not all cards are on the table. |
MrWhitei God
Heretic Army
18
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Posted - 2011.12.15 13:38:00 -
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Hello Gankers of Abudban!
Heretic Army is now selling Ganking passes for your system! These passes guarantee your Suicide ships, Thrashers, Etc. safety from hillbillageddon squads. We will give you blue status for 30 days from the time you pay, and we assure you those standings will be honored. This status applies to highsec only, you will not be safe from attack if, for example, you come to Amamake in a noob ship.
Individual Fee: 30 Million ISK Per Month Corporation Fee: 100 Million ISK Per Month
As more and more corporations pay for these passes, those who do not will be in greater danger. Keep that in mind when considering this purchase.
Convo/message myself to discuss a purchase of an Abudban Ganking Pass! ISK will be payable to Heretic Army.
MrWhitei o7 |
Nathan Jameson
Talocan Dominion Talocan United
155
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Posted - 2011.12.15 14:48:00 -
[363] - Quote
MrWhitei God wrote:These passes guarantee your Suicide ships, Thrashers, Etc. safety from hillbillageddon squads.
How? |
Charanista Vaurenta
Republic University Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2011.12.15 15:27:00 -
[364] - Quote
OH! I get it now! For days I have been reading through this thread, trying to figure out what was happening. The OP kept saying things like "we will sit in our Bantams, laughing at the gankers" and referring to it as a "joke". I have been sitting here thinking, "Wait... aren't jokes funny? Don't you laugh at things that are funny?"
Then it suddenly occurred to me...
Years and years and YEARS ago... (yes, I am old... probably older than most of you)... I saw a kid who went to high school with me getting a "swirly" on a nearly daily basis from a small group of idiotic jocks. They picked on this poor kid because he was lacking in social graces, athletic ability, fashion sense, etc... you know the type.
It was sad, really. I, myself, did not have the social clout to keep this poor kid from getting his head dunked each day, so I was powerless to stop it.
One day, he got a "clever" idea. He started wearing ratty t-shirts and threadbare jeans to school. He would dress in his worst clothes, looking rather ridiculous and... well... bad. Then, after getting his swirly, he would "mock" the guys who did it to him. He would pretend that their efforts were in vain because they were getting his cheapest, worst clothes wet instead of his nice school clothes. It was sad, because as he "laughed" at the jerks doing this to him, you could tell from the cracking of his voice and the shininess of his eyes that he was actually on the verge of crying, but he clung to the "joke" that he "played" on his tormentors as his "clever revenge". He INSISTED that he got one over on those guys, but you could see in his eyes that he was deluding himself. No one else laughed. No one else thought that he won, or that he came out on top. Eventually, I think the jerks felt bad for him, and left him alone.
This has obvious parallels to what is happening in this thread except for the following things: 1) Imaginary spaceships being blown up in a game is not bullying, 2) The guys who blow up the spaceships are not jerks, per se... they are playing a game and not actually hurting anyone. 3) They are not going to feel bad for you, OP, and they are not going to leave you alone.
They don't care that you are wearing your worst clothes (i.e. the Bantams)... and we can hear the tears through your laughter.
Incidentally, I do not take part in hulkageddon. I smile when I see that it is on, amused, and pleased that I play a game where the players make their own content, but I then do things that are profitable and more fun. So if you mark me with the flag "ganker", well... have fun with that. I am merely a passive observer. |
Tiger Would
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
48
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Posted - 2011.12.15 15:37:00 -
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Charanista Vaurenta wrote:OH! I get it now! For days I have been reading through this thread, trying to figure out what was happening. The OP kept saying things like "we will sit in our Bantams, laughing at the gankers" and referring to it as a "joke". I have been sitting here thinking, "Wait... aren't jokes funny? Don't you laugh at things that are funny?"
Then it suddenly occurred to me...
Years and years and YEARS ago... (yes, I am old... probably older than most of you)... I saw a kid who went to high school with me getting a "swirly" on a nearly daily basis from a small group of idiotic jocks. They picked on this poor kid because he was lacking in social graces, athletic ability, fashion sense, etc... you know the type.
It was sad, really. I, myself, did not have the social clout to keep this poor kid from getting his head dunked each day, so I was powerless to stop it.
One day, he got a "clever" idea. He started wearing ratty t-shirts and threadbare jeans to school. He would dress in his worst clothes, looking rather ridiculous and... well... bad. Then, after getting his swirly, he would "mock" the guys who did it to him. He would pretend that their efforts were in vain because they were getting his cheapest, worst clothes wet instead of his nice school clothes. It was sad, because as he "laughed" at the jerks doing this to him, you could tell from the cracking of his voice and the shininess of his eyes that he was actually on the verge of crying, but he clung to the "joke" that he "played" on his tormentors as his "clever revenge". He INSISTED that he got one over on those guys, but you could see in his eyes that he was deluding himself. No one else laughed. No one else thought that he won, or that he came out on top. Eventually, I think the jerks felt bad for him, and left him alone.
This has obvious parallels to what is happening in this thread except for the following things: 1) Imaginary spaceships being blown up in a game is not bullying, 2) The guys who blow up the spaceships are not jerks, per se... they are playing a game and not actually hurting anyone. 3) They are not going to feel bad for you, OP, and they are not going to leave you alone.
They don't care that you are wearing your worst clothes (i.e. the Bantams)... and we can hear the tears through your laughter.
Incidentally, I do not take part in hulkageddon. I smile when I see that it is on, amused, and pleased that I play a game where the players make their own content, but I then do things that are profitable and more fun. So if you mark me with the flag "ganker", well... have fun with that. I am merely a passive observer.
Got to hand it to you, you are one of the few with some form of imagination.
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uwai223
The Scope Gallente Federation
12
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Posted - 2011.12.15 16:44:00 -
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Tiger Would wrote:uwai223 wrote:Tiger Would wrote:uwai223 wrote:I for one am bumping this delicious thread. OP's inability to understand whats going on here is fun. I liked the part about megalomania. I want to poke it some more. Consider this a free bump to your...cause. Are you absolutely 100% certain we do not understand what is happening? And thx, a bump is bump after all. the fact that you refer to yourself as "we" is actually unsettling. But do go on. Sir, this just shows YOU do not know what this thread is about and whome. Do carry on.
Oooohhh the NO U rebuttal. Ok, I admit, you beat me. Time to recover and lick my wounds. We are required by our constitution to let the voters think they have a choice. That's democracy! |
Tiger Would
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
48
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Posted - 2011.12.15 16:47:00 -
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uwai223 wrote:Tiger Would wrote:uwai223 wrote:Tiger Would wrote:uwai223 wrote:I for one am bumping this delicious thread. OP's inability to understand whats going on here is fun. I liked the part about megalomania. I want to poke it some more. Consider this a free bump to your...cause. Are you absolutely 100% certain we do not understand what is happening? And thx, a bump is bump after all. the fact that you refer to yourself as "we" is actually unsettling. But do go on. Sir, this just shows YOU do not know what this thread is about and whome. Do carry on. Oooohhh the NO U rebuttal. Ok, I admit, you beat me. Time to recover and lick my wounds.
Do you actually think about what you have previously posted? If you would, than you would know what you are saying now does not make sense. |
uwai223
The Scope Gallente Federation
12
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Posted - 2011.12.15 16:54:00 -
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Tiger something something wrote:uwai223 wrote:
Oooohhh the NO U rebuttal. Ok, I admit, you beat me. Time to recover and lick my wounds.
Do you actually think about what you have previously posted? If you would, than you would know what you are saying now does not make sense.
As I said, I am hurt and offended and will now need 2 days to lick my wounds. My saliva isn't very regeneration-inducing. I'm a smoker. Oh and check out Charanista Vaurentas post again, you might even get something out of there. We are required by our constitution to let the voters think they have a choice. That's democracy! |
Tiger Would
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
48
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Posted - 2011.12.15 17:12:00 -
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uwai223 wrote:Tiger something something wrote:uwai223 wrote:
Oooohhh the NO U rebuttal. Ok, I admit, you beat me. Time to recover and lick my wounds.
Do you actually think about what you have previously posted? If you would, than you would know what you are saying now does not make sense. As I said, I am hurt and offended and will now need 2 days to lick my wounds. My saliva isn't very regeneration-inducing. I'm a smoker. Oh and check out Charanista Vaurentas post again, you might even get something out of there.
True, checked the post by Charanista and found someone with some kind of imagination. Which was refreshing. Other than that, it only contained self indulgence which to me, is a bit like masturbating. And i get it, to some, self indulgence is best indulgence.
I guess people in C&P just get a hard-on from copy/pasting "popular" believe. (Which is an weakness in itself in regards to EvE gameplay and politics, it makes for good slaves)
Now we have gotten that out of the way, is there anything else i can do for you sir?
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Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
213
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Posted - 2011.12.15 17:18:00 -
[370] - Quote
MrWhitei God wrote:Hello Gankers of Abudban!
Heretic Army is now selling Ganking passes for your system! These passes guarantee your Suicide ships, Thrashers, Etc. safety from hillbillageddon squads. We will give you blue status for 30 days from the time you pay, and we assure you those standings will be honored. This status applies to highsec only, you will not be safe from attack if, for example, you come to Amamake in a noob ship.
Individual Fee: 30 Million ISK Per Month Corporation Fee: 100 Million ISK Per Month
As more and more corporations pay for these passes, those who do not will be in greater danger. Keep that in mind when considering this purchase.
Convo/message myself to discuss a purchase of an Abudban Ganking Pass! ISK will be payable to Heretic Army.
MrWhitei o7
I approve of this product and/or service. Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |
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FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks Petition Blizzard
403
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Posted - 2011.12.15 18:11:00 -
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After reading the update on this whole thing, I'm anticipating lots of lame attempts at humor.
I'll be cashing in on hulkageddon in my own amusing ways.
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
6
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Posted - 2011.12.15 20:45:00 -
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I'll probably mine in a rokh and have a buddy in an occator to haul it. Gank those will ya...
Seriously though, hulkageddon doesn't gank helpless carebears, they gank ignorant carebears. Huge difference there. I'm a carebear but I'm not an ignorant one. I've never lost a hulk to hulkageddon and I never will. Someday hopefully I'll claim a few kills of my own though. |
Crumplecorn
Eve Cluster Explorations
34
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Posted - 2011.12.15 20:48:00 -
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Read half the thread. OP is an idiot. Basic summary of the thread is this:
OP: Gankers are planning to run around shooting miners in the foot OP: To grief the gankers, we will amputate our feet so that they cannot be shot! Ganker 1: Miners are not organised enough to collectively amputate their feet on cue OP: lol ganker tears! Ganker 2: You know amputating your foot is worse than having it shot right? OP: lol ganker tears!
Protip OP: You are not trolling the gankers by effectively giving in to them. They are not crying. You do not know what tears are. Pointing and laughing just makes you look stupid (see: swirly kid story, above).
All that said, the image of a gank fleet warping into a belt expecting to find one or more hulks and instead finding an army of bantams is quite amusing, so I hope some miners actually pull this off and put the fraps on youtube. |
MrWhitei God
Heretic Army
20
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Posted - 2011.12.15 21:17:00 -
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Charanista Vaurenta wrote:OH! I get it now! For days I have been reading through this thread, trying to figure out what was happening. The OP kept saying things like "we will sit in our Bantams, laughing at the gankers" and referring to it as a "joke". I have been sitting here thinking, "Wait... aren't jokes funny? Don't you laugh at things that are funny?"
Then it suddenly occurred to me...
Years and years and YEARS ago... (yes, I am old... probably older than most of you)... I saw a kid who went to high school with me getting a "swirly" on a nearly daily basis from a small group of idiotic jocks. They picked on this poor kid because he was lacking in social graces, athletic ability, fashion sense, etc... you know the type.
It was sad, really. I, myself, did not have the social clout to keep this poor kid from getting his head dunked each day, so I was powerless to stop it.
One day, he got a "clever" idea. He started wearing ratty t-shirts and threadbare jeans to school. He would dress in his worst clothes, looking rather ridiculous and... well... bad. Then, after getting his swirly, he would "mock" the guys who did it to him. He would pretend that their efforts were in vain because they were getting his cheapest, worst clothes wet instead of his nice school clothes. It was sad, because as he "laughed" at the jerks doing this to him, you could tell from the cracking of his voice and the shininess of his eyes that he was actually on the verge of crying, but he clung to the "joke" that he "played" on his tormentors as his "clever revenge". He INSISTED that he got one over on those guys, but you could see in his eyes that he was deluding himself. No one else laughed. No one else thought that he won, or that he came out on top. Eventually, I think the jerks felt bad for him, and left him alone.
This has obvious parallels to what is happening in this thread except for the following things: 1) Imaginary spaceships being blown up in a game is not bullying, 2) The guys who blow up the spaceships are not jerks, per se... they are playing a game and not actually hurting anyone. 3) They are not going to feel bad for you, OP, and they are not going to leave you alone.
They don't care that you are wearing your worst clothes (i.e. the Bantams)... and we can hear the tears through your laughter.
Incidentally, I do not take part in hulkageddon. I smile when I see that it is on, amused, and pleased that I play a game where the players make their own content, but I then do things that are profitable and more fun. So if you mark me with the flag "ganker", well... have fun with that. I am merely a passive observer.
That kid, that kid was Charanista Vaurenta |
Tiger Would
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
49
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Posted - 2011.12.15 21:20:00 -
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Crumplecorn wrote:Read half the thread. OP is an idiot. Basic summary of the thread is this:
OP: Gankers are planning to run around shooting miners in the foot OP: To grief the gankers, we will amputate our feet so that they cannot be shot! Ganker 1: Miners are not organised enough to collectively amputate their feet on cue OP: lol ganker tears! Ganker 2: You know amputating your foot is worse than having it shot right? OP: lol ganker tears!
Protip OP: You are not trolling the gankers by effectively giving in to them. They are not crying. You do not know what tears are. Pointing and laughing just makes you look stupid (see: swirly kid story, above).
All that said, the image of a gank fleet warping into a belt expecting to find one or more hulks and instead finding an army of bantams is quite amusing, so I hope some miners actually pull this off and put the fraps on youtube.
Thing is sir, as you only read half the thread you missed out on the good parts, in my opinion anyway. This thread first needed some attention, and our group just used everything we know that will create a reaction.
We know people will ridicule on spelling, dumb ideas and so forth. Than after a few days we started changing the thread bit by bit, including responses from our side.
It allowed us to keep the thread alive and up the numbers on the thread counters. We knew we would get insults, and all sorts of negative feedback.
I highlighted the part that you got right, and that is all its about. Getting people to be inventive and actually have some hilarious footage online at the end.
In a way the thread needed to be nourished carefully. If you make sense, you get less response and certainly not the public we wanted in the thread.
(The we thing is about me just being the communicator for our entire group)
Anyways, thank you for your post sir. |
Crumplecorn
Eve Cluster Explorations
37
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Posted - 2011.12.15 21:29:00 -
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Tiger Would wrote:We know people will ridicule on spelling, dumb ideas and so forth. Than after a few days we started changing the thread bit by bit, including responses from our side.
It allowed us to keep the thread alive and up the numbers on the thread counters. We knew we would get insults, and all sorts of negative feedback. [img]http://k.crumplecorn.com/src/1309874886323.png[/img] |
Tiger Would
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
49
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Posted - 2011.12.15 21:34:00 -
[377] - Quote
Crumplecorn wrote:Tiger Would wrote:We know people will ridicule on spelling, dumb ideas and so forth. Than after a few days we started changing the thread bit by bit, including responses from our side.
It allowed us to keep the thread alive and up the numbers on the thread counters. We knew we would get insults, and all sorts of negative feedback. [img]http://k.crumplecorn.com/src/1309874886323.png[/img]
You are ofcourse allowed to believe that.
Have a good day sir. |
El Boracho
State War Academy Caldari State
6
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Posted - 2011.12.15 23:07:00 -
[378] - Quote
I am too lazy to train for a Bantam, i will just name my Osprey as Bantam and have some fun mocking the gankers, at least when i am not one of them.
To all those who are so ardently arguing against this idea - you protest too much.
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Kush Monster
Big Tobacco F0rgotten Hope
8
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Posted - 2011.12.16 01:17:00 -
[379] - Quote
HaxTis wrote:Here's how to make mining enjoyable: a bullet, a gun, your mouth This is going in my sig! "Here's how to make mining enjoyable: a bullet, a gun, your mouth" -Haxtis
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beyonderLover
GalOre Industries HELM Alliance
0
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Posted - 2011.12.16 03:17:00 -
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quoting my ceo and alliance leader:
so the pirate ganking squad does this....
http://ransm.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11883904
and as a result, they get this...
http://brokenchainsalliance.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11883956
in my own words:
Si Karde knows how to kill snakes...with bombs! |
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Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet Hearts And Minds Alliance
151
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Posted - 2011.12.16 04:41:00 -
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To be honest some of the walls of text in this thread make it hard for the illiterate to keep up. Not fair. Black Man with Goggles |
uwai223
The Scope Gallente Federation
13
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Posted - 2011.12.16 08:26:00 -
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Singeabooty Raj wrote:To be honest some of the walls of text in this thread make it hard for the illiterate to keep up. Not fair.
Op posts, people flame, op gets some sort of entitlement out of this.
Edit.: It's pretty much your average run-of-the-mill c&p thread. We are required by our constitution to let the voters think they have a choice. That's democracy! |
Tiger Would
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
49
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Posted - 2011.12.16 08:53:00 -
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Singeabooty Raj wrote:To be honest some of the walls of text in this thread make it hard for the illiterate to keep up. Not fair.
Are you sure that the opacity of your glasses are sufficient to judge upon that sir? |
Nathan Jameson
Talocan Dominion Talocan United
155
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Posted - 2011.12.16 09:24:00 -
[384] - Quote
beyonderLover wrote:http://ransm.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11883904
OMG DONT CLICK THAT LINK
MY EYES |
Tiger Would
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
49
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Posted - 2011.12.16 09:44:00 -
[385] - Quote
Nathan Jameson wrote:beyonderLover wrote:http://ransm.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11883904 OMG DONT CLICK THAT LINK MY EYES
Well, change out one of your eyes for an anus, GS does. |
Maddock Krug
Aurora Security Transstellar Operations
0
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Posted - 2011.12.16 11:44:00 -
[386] - Quote
What's the point in a contest that does look like, but not feel like one? No Players' alliance or corp behind it. No clarification on how to evaluate the different suggestions except for a general statement. Too bad. All this does not even sound promissing.
First hand though: The idea of attempting to draw tears from Hulkageddon-pilots may be funny, although this might be a bit over-ambitious. Why: Because it is possible; because "they can".
But on second thought: You know, what's the point? In doubt the gankers shoot everything - just for the sake of a killmail, laughter, lulz, tears, and fun, which I honestly approve. Reason: Because it is possible, because "they can".
Let's throw all T1 and frigs and cruisers with civilian moduels or cheapest crap at one anothers faces - just for fun. 'S part of EvE as well.
Since I wasted plenty of time only by reading the first and last two pages of this thread and writing this word-vomit I sincerely hope that the OP is successful in his contest as a germ surviving in a bottle filled with germicide.
Best wishes, fly reckless! Mad
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Amelia Shortcake
The Right Hand of Beadle
1
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Posted - 2011.12.16 12:24:00 -
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Show me on the dolly where the goon touched you. |
Tiger Would
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
49
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Posted - 2011.12.16 12:26:00 -
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Amelia Shortcake wrote:Show me on the dolly where the goon touched you.
Dolly not sufficient.
*Whips out little tiger*
They kept sucking on it. |
Tiger Would
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
49
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Posted - 2011.12.16 12:27:00 -
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Removed double post |
Tiger Would
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
50
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Posted - 2011.12.16 18:48:00 -
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Updated reserved initial post and our website with the following information:
UPDATE!! 16 December 2011:
We have now found out about griefergeddon 2.0. We will allign and be working as a partner with them to replace their last years "No Tears" section.
Please go to http://griefer-geddon.blogspot.com/ for info on griefergeddon 2.0 . They provide different angles to the Hulkageddon offensive.
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