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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2003.11.22 21:00:00 -
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A pro-celebrity death-match challenge is hereby made to;
ôTankCEOö of Biomass Cartel (Foresaken Alliance)
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ôTankukö of Cyberdyne Industries (New Venal Alliance)
The terms of the challenge are as follows;
Tankuk is tired of the uncertainty surrounding the reputation of Tank ôthe gankö CEO, and wishes to settle the argument about which of the two armoured fighting vehicles of Eve is the greatest PvP fighter.
It is hereby suggested that a neutral 0.0 system be selected, wherein the two ôtanksö will join a gang and battle it out to the death to determine which of the two is literally; ôtop tankö of the Eve star cluster.
Rules to include;
1. No interference in the fight from any outside agency is to be permitted.
2. An unarmed second from each camp to be allowed to remain to proximity as witness to ensure that fair play is observed.
3. We suggest that Archain of the Space Invaders might be selected as an observer to film the ôclash of the tanksö for posterity and general amusement.
4. All legal layouts and module/weapon combos allowed. No quarter is to be asked or given. Logging off; fleeing the field; or misc. cowardice is to be considered admission of defeat and abandonment of name and honour.
5. Both participants must pre-publish the ships they intend to use in the battle, and only arrive at the scene of the contest in the pre-publicised ship class.
6. The battle will begin at 100km range with the signal from both seconds - and will continue to the bitter end.
7. Since this is to be contest of arms and vigorous martial courage it is asked that profane smack talk be minimised and the focus remain of pure destructive engagement until conclusion.
So, at this time we await response from the TankCEO camp, as to their manÆs acceptance of this challenge.
Until them, I leave you,
Love and peace (and the clash of the titanic tanks)
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Tank CEO
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Posted - 2003.11.22 21:05:00 -
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No ECM/Damps and you got yourself a fight. Also, I choose the system, when and where.
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DB Preacher
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Posted - 2003.11.22 21:28:00 -
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Archain has agreed to Video it too to show the masses....
EVE Celebrity Deathmatch Part 1
I hope you guys "GET IT ON" soon :p
dbp
Current RKK Ranking: (CAL4) Soldier
Drop by and say hi in Reikoku Forums.
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Lord ofRedemption
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Posted - 2003.11.22 21:34:00 -
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Sounds intresting.I look forward to the fight..May the best TANK win
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Retirement closing in .
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2003.11.22 21:37:00 -
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I am instructed to respond to mr "Tank" CEO thuswise;
There can be no restrictions on the loadout since it limits the flexibility and uncertainty of the engagement. There must be risk ... for there to be worth and honour in the fight.
Also we cannot allow you to choose the system. Though we will permit your second to negotiate with our second on the selection of venue.
So .. a response mr Tank CEO?
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Mastema
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Posted - 2003.11.22 21:44:00 -
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So can we watch?
Research with Duvolle Laboratories or you'll end up in the meat grinder!
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Jash Illian
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Posted - 2003.11.22 21:50:00 -
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So can we watch?
Wasn't Amarr today enough to supply you with the answer?
"NO!". Least not everyone that'd be interested in watching 
I mean its like you want corporations to oblige each other like its sex or something. Pffft I would rather **** my enemy.- Rohann
Be careful out there. That other guy waiting in the queue for the gate MIGHT be a baby-munching frock-burner, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW!- Lallante |
Krac
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Posted - 2003.11.22 21:51:00 -
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why not just do it on chaos |
LordXL
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Posted - 2003.11.22 21:51:00 -
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Whoot!!! Whoot!! GO TANK CEO GO!!!
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Tank CEO
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Posted - 2003.11.22 21:51:00 -
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Edited by: Tank CEO on 22/11/2003 21:52:32
Aviously, Jade, you don't know the rules of challenging a person, the person challenged, chooses the rules. You do not make the rules. As I stated, There will be NO ECM/DAMPS and I will choose when and where the match will take place. TankUk seemed fine with NO ECM/DAmps rule.
No compliance with rules, welp, guess no match then.
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Lord Slappy
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Posted - 2003.11.22 21:52:00 -
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No ECM/Damps and you got yourself a fight. Also, I choose the system, when and where.
...stop making excuses, and setting others up, you have no honor and have proven it many times.
The system should be decided by anyone outside this griefing POS's influence.
If TankyPoo can't handle it, he can conceed that he sucks, is a griefing POS, and will quit EVE once and for all. (easy for him to kill noobs, but when he is wooped like the redheaded stepchild he is, he whines about lag...)
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Lord Slappy
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Posted - 2003.11.22 21:54:00 -
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Edited by: Tank CEO on 22/11/2003 21:52:32
Aviously, Jade, you don't know the rules of challenging a person, the person challenged, chooses the rules. You do not make the rules. As I stated, There will be NO ECM/DAMPS and I will choose when and where the match will take place. TankUk seemed fine with NO ECM/DAmps rule.
No compliance with rules, welp, guess no match then.
STFU you POS and show up at teh location they decide, not one you can have your buddies to back you up.
COWARD is all i see when looking at TankyPoo, a scared POS unless he has his gang to back up his mouth...(hear that clucking sound, like a chicken, coming from Tanks direction...)
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Stue
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Posted - 2003.11.22 21:54:00 -
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Sounds interesting. I wonder why there havent been such public deathmatches before. And having a video of it surely is the nicest feauture.
But i think there have to be restrictions in ECM/Dampening fitting. The fitting and class of the ships are to be publically announced before the fight. So the chances of each participant can mostly be derived from the fitting of both ships.
If changes to the fitting are allowed AFTER the fitting announcement, it will most probably result in ECM pokering. Who can beat the others fitting before the fight even starts?
I think this should be taken into consideration. You wouldnt want the losing parting to complain about the challenge's rules and procedures afterwards.
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Captain Lugnut
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Posted - 2003.11.22 21:57:00 -
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Edited by: Tank CEO on 22/11/2003 21:52:32
Aviously, Jade, you don't know the rules of challenging a person, the person challenged, chooses the rules. You do not make the rules. As I stated, There will be NO ECM/DAMPS and I will choose when and where the match will take place. TankUk seemed fine with NO ECM/DAmps rule.
No compliance with rules, welp, guess no match then.
I see a coward alrighty, hide tank hide, you are afraid now we see, you are making more excuses now instead of standing up 1-vs-1, you want to hide behind excuses.
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Triniton
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Posted - 2003.11.22 21:57:00 -
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somebody gag lord zlappy kthx, ppl like him are killing these forum¦s.
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Lord Slappy
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Posted - 2003.11.22 21:59:00 -
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somebody gag lord zlappy kthx, ppl like him are killing these forum¦s.
whats the matter little kiddie, can't handle someone with an opinion you don't like?
Its all within the rules, RP'ed and all, without any swearing, so the only issue is, YOU don't like what I have to say, well...WAAAAAA, now you want to cry to a MOD...GTFU
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Triniton
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Posted - 2003.11.22 22:00:00 -
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lol endyourself litle alt.
ZOMBIE PRUNES! |
Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2003.11.22 22:10:00 -
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In response to TankCEO ... there are no rules of challenge m'dear in the court of public opinion.
You have been offered an entirely fair 1v1 contest of skill and combat talent.
Everyone can see that.
You may of course turn away and walk from the challenge ... that is your right.
But you may have to live with the laughter and jeers of the crowd ringing in your ears for a while yet.
Tankuk has told me he doesn't care whether he wins or if he loses ... he just wants to fight you by the terms expressed.
PS
To the chap that suggested it be done on Chaos.
Are you souless?
The spice of this fight is in the risk of Tank CEO's ship and implants ;)
Courage demands risk as a pre-requisite!
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Tank CEO
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Posted - 2003.11.22 22:11:00 -
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Personally, I don't give a **** about this match.
I made the rules and its simple.
- No ECM/Damps.
- I choose When and where.
- The system will be 0.0 and the only people in that system with be me, Tank UK and Archain which will be in a frigate he chooses.
- The match will be in a place, in middle of no where, we will be in a gang. He can be the leader if he likes. But IF anyone enters the gang he will aviously be disqualified.
Those are the rules, plain and simple. I don't care what you guys think of me wether I have skills or not. IT all goes down to the fight. You wanna think i suck, well go right ahead, see if I care.
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Tank CEO
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Posted - 2003.11.22 22:14:00 -
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Welp, since you aviously do not know the rules of challenges, therefore, I will not fight with the rules allowing ECM. I don't give a **** about the fight, you can go ahead and say Tank UK is better then me, I just don't care. I have nothing to prove here, I liad down the guidelines for me to fight in this match and you have refused to comply. I for one will not waste my time to goto a 1v1 fight just to be jammed and fired upon.
Like i said, I have nothing to prove, I dont care if you guys think i have skills or not.
I will fight by those rules I stated, plain n simple, its up to you. Done posting.
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Viceroy
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Posted - 2003.11.22 22:15:00 -
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In the meantime, the Forsaken Alliances forces, consisting of Space Invaders, Zombies and Valkrye pilots defeated the NVA forces while odds were 25vs9.
2 scorps, 1 tempest and a lot of cruisers were shot down.
The rest of the NVA fleet decided to stay by the Venal Defensive Doctrine (aka run for the mountains and take cover).
Rual Storge was blasted to pieces while making funny faces from 100km away, on the border of the local grid.
Jade Constantine commented: "Well it seems like you blew the crap out of a load of our ships again"
But alas, it has not all been victories for the freedom fighters.
Today in a sad incident, the Alliance Chat channel of our forces was stormed by the NVA, in a crippling move that nearly made us surrender the war. It was devastating, it wass a great blow, but we will survive.
NVA Members were reported to have said "All your channels are belong to us, all our battleships are belong to you!" Codebreakers are working on it as we speak.
The Carebear emperor, who recently awarded his champions with uber battleships commented "No i do not think that the lag was unbearable, or that the event was ghey. I dont agree with those who complain that they were stuck for 2 hours either. I definatly cannot say that the RP was very ghey, or that the universe collapsed for a reboot when our home system got invaded by people that thought this event actually had a point. And over all, the event did turn out just like we planned. Thx for your time. I think i'll have a cookie."
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In other news, the NVA, in a last-ditch PR effort, have challenged Tank CEO to a 1v1 duel with their own Tank UK.
The battle has already been labled as a "battle of tanks" by the Sports Critics of the Caldari State, yet many of them have reminded the public that the NVA has a history of inviting people to 1v1 and ambushing them.
When threatened with public humiliation in the form of a "forum challenge" , Tank CEO responded:
"I dont care."
Jade Constantine was shocked by this unbelievable answer, and she was last spotted in a jungle on y-4cfk prime, running around naked. Local journalists who went to take pictures came back terrified, and were heard mumbling "omg she's a man, she's a man! who could have guessed?!".
The whole universe is waiting for the outcome of this great event. Even the Ghey Carebear Emperor of the Ghey Amarr has been reported to have put money on Tank CEO.
Jamyl Sarum, the Former Imperial Griefer-heir, whose home system (sarum prime) has been the scene of the piratical heresy of Tank CEO, was enraged by the actions of the Carebearking (a popular name for Emperor Kor-Azor). He commented:
"Omg thx Tank, i was looking for an excuse to start a civil war, you r teh r0x0r"
Political Experts say the statement is very subjective.
And thats News From Across the Universe.
Viceroy the Bald.
Channel 4
Venal
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Tank CEO
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Posted - 2003.11.22 22:18:00 -
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LOL, what a great story Viceroy, thanks for the laugh
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EvilEric
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Posted - 2003.11.22 22:19:00 -
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TankCEO... why do not want ECM/Dampners by the way?
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John Zeppe
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Posted - 2003.11.22 22:21:00 -
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TankCEO... why do not want ECM/Dampners by the way?
Because the fight will be all about
- Having the most ECCM, or/and
- Having the most ECM
- Having the lowest locking time?
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Lliad
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Posted - 2003.11.22 22:39:00 -
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emm there is no point in using ecm> it is no test of skill. Especially if you have to declare the ship before you come. As then it is simple to mount a stupid amount of specific jammers.
There would be no need of scramblers on the setup as if you warp out you lose.
So really drop ecm for a skill bassed 1v1.
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Rizzy
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Posted - 2003.11.22 22:42:00 -
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Tankuk would whoop tank ceo and he knows it, thats why hes chicken :)
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Maasu
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Posted - 2003.11.22 22:49:00 -
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Edited by: Maasu on 22/11/2003 22:49:42
Chaos would be a good idea to test PvP ability.
But part of the fun of PvP is the anxiety brought about with tranquility combat, so much to lose, its great :)
Maasu.
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Veruna Caseti
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Posted - 2003.11.22 22:50:00 -
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Edited by: Veruna Caseti on 22/11/2003 22:52:00
Tank CEO please point us to the "Rules of Challenges" you keep referring to where it says the person challenged gets to decide every detail of the fight.
I ask rhetorically, because you can't. No such rule exists except in your head. If you can't fight in an open match in a venue chosen mutually and with witnesses from both sides, then simply refuse to fight.
Saying it's because they "don't understand the rules of challenges" is a really weak excuse. "Cop-out" some might say.
"You challenged me, so I say you're not allowed to equip any weapons, but I am. We meet in my homesystem, all of my corpmates are there but none of yours. Also you have to fill your cargohold with megacyte and rare modules first. Oh, and be AFK."
Veruna Caseti
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Luther Pendragon
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Posted - 2003.11.22 22:53:00 -
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If the point of the 1 on 1 match is to determine the best PvP player in Eve, a match without ECM is a pointless in determining the best PvP player as it is an integral part of combat in Eve.
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EvilEric
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Posted - 2003.11.22 22:54:00 -
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emm there is no point in using ecm> it is no test of skill. Especially if you have to declare the ship before you come. As then it is simple to mount a stupid amount of specific jammers.
There would be no need of scramblers on the setup as if you warp out you lose.
So really drop ecm for a skill bassed 1v1.
So... mounting all this ECM and the like would take up many slots? Why no counter with a raven and FoF missiles (cruise) and turn the shields and armor into a tank and ignore the other guy using his med/low slots for ECM?
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