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Curzon Dax Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2006.12.22 23:41:00 - [1] ***Cockpit of my Dominix* Minding my own business, really! I turned on the**pit vidscreen, channel-surfed until I ran across two young, well-tanned and nubile Minmatar women relieving themselves of the skimpy, yet excessive clothing cluttering their perfect forms. It would seem that the ISK invested into my new 76" Holographically Enhanced Vidscreen was well spent. I grinned as I reached into a side compartment for lu KA-BOOM!!! I lurched out of my chair, cursing viciously as a series of explosions rocked my beloved ship. Klaxons started blaring and my control panel lit up in an ominous shade of blood red as I leapt to my command console to activate my defensive modules. Looking out the**pit window confirmed the suspicions beginning to nag at me. Jim SJ! My shields collapsed as another round of torpedoes thundered against my Dominix from his Navy Issued Raven. I spared a glance at the action heating up on my vidscreen before thumbing it off. Jim would pay for the interruption. Power thrummed through my capacitor as energy surged into my armor repairers, a faint blue aura emenating from my hull as I worked my ship through its regenerative paces to counter the initial surprise attack. Another round of torpedoes crashed into my hull, sparks flying from my control panel and the klaxons abruptly cutting off as a fuse somewhere blew out. The sudden quiet was interrupted by my unsteady May-Day call. "Any mercenaries in system, I am under attack and seek immediate assistance!" My reply came in a burst of static and a fourth and fifth volley of torpedoes that unerringly exploded into my hull. I strapped myself into my seat and wiped blood from my cheek, muttering "Time to play *er" I turned my behemoth towards Jim SJ to close into slugging range. Torpedoes continued to pummel into my armor as I counted the distance down on my tactical overview. 100km...90km...80km...70km... ....what's this? A flash of light burst across my screen as three more pilots entered the fray. 4EnDeR in an Armageddon, Ed Fontana in a Drake, and Anvorr in...a second Navy issue Raven? I hailed the three pilots across communication frequencies requesting assistance, and was answered with a series of flashing yellow brackets in my overview as the newcomers locked onto my warhorse. Spears of pulsing red light shot out from the Armageddon, scorching across my hull, sending cascades of sparks flashing across my viewscreen as the other two missile ships opened up with volleys of their own. Still closing with Jim, angrily flaring light arced towards his Raven as my Nosferatu and Neutralizers found his capacitor. I spared a quick glance at my armor -- still holding. I closed to 10km, looking for the telltale flicker of a shield booster to die with his capacitor, time slowing to an agonizing crawl as I watched multiple volleys of missiles screaming in on me. THERE! With a final pulse, his shield booster went out. I simultaneously activated my warp scramler and reached down to toggle my favorite switch in universe, adrenaline surging through my veins as my beloved Dominix shuddered under the impact of the continued volleys and the focused beams spearing into my ship. The doors to my drone boy ground open and my lovingly kept brood swept into the gulf of space, their localized electonic communications blending in with the static coming from my communications array. I glared across the gulf of space at Jim SJ, praying that he would repent his aggression in these last seconds of life. to be continued*
Curzon Dax Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2006.12.22 23:42:00 - [2] Reserved for construction
Curzon Dax Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2006.12.22 23:42:00 - [3] Reserved for Construction
Taipan Gedscho Taipan Industries	Posted - 2006.12.23 03:22:00 - [4] ok, you got 453 reads already... hurry up man. next time, why dont you just write it in a text editor and then paste it here? but nvm, nice read,thanksalot.
Thomas Maleficus Caldari Monkeys With Syphilis	Posted - 2006.12.23 03:51:00 - [5] Damn it, the old earth television ploy to keep us coming back. You're sick, sick you're sick you sadistic bast***!! (GREAT) Pirates stole my signature.
Mista Sexamalicious Sexa Inc	Posted - 2006.12.23 04:21:00 - [6] Originally by: Curzon Dax to be continued ARGH! the suspense!. Great writing btw. Thanks. SEXEH!
Curzon Dax Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2006.12.23 04:44:00 - [7] Sorry! I was busy watching Minmatar po...um...television. I'll write shortly.
Dario Wall Caldari Bravehearts Xelas Alliance	Posted - 2006.12.23 04:47:00 - [8] Nice work. Looking forward to reading the rest whenever you finish it. All your sigs are belong to us - Xorus
Curzon Dax Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2006.12.23 06:19:00 - [9] Sorry for the delay. Enjoy!
Helen STK Scientific Ascendant Frontier	Posted - 2006.12.23 11:16:00 - [10] Well written but for the love of god get yourself into a real corp.
Mutant Caldari Caldari VSP Corp. R0ADKILL	Posted - 2006.12.23 11:29:00 - [11] Great story Curzon.I see you have been having fun lately .Great job man and hope many more kills come your way
Galvanized	Posted - 2006.12.23 12:34:00 - [12] *****ing read....get urself a job in a newspaper
Xtreem Gallente S.W.A.T..	Posted - 2006.12.23 13:10:00 - [13] excellent story!!
Curzon Dax Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2006.12.23 15:46:00 - [14] I can't believe no one has said anything about the Minmatar girlies. =p and I HAVE a corp. Deep Corp Mining Inc. =) There's a 0% tax rate, which fits my miserly scrooge persona very well.
Kyreax Gallente Rising Sun Coalition	Posted - 2006.12.23 19:37:00 - [15] Dear Mr. Dax, How do you get a chair into your pod? I've been trying for years, can't seem to make it fit, much less strap myself in to one. --------------------------------------------------- Rising Sun Coalition is Recruiting! And...we don't smell funny like some other corps.
Robbie Boozecruise Caldari Eve Defence Force Ascendant Frontier	Posted - 2006.12.23 19:56:00 - [16] nice work. but no way should you have survived against 2x navy ravens 1x Armageddon and 1x Drake
Curzon Dax Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2006.12.23 20:15:00 - [17] Edited by: Curzon Dax on 23/12/2006 20:17:23 Its all in the fittings Mr. Robbie. EDIT Kyreax, I have a modified Dominix without a pod. Stick a ship in a station, install a jump clone there, jump into it, and hop in the ship. Presto no pod. =) You get an agility boost for the additional ability to control your ship with hands on command as opposed to the neural interfaces through your pod.
Viance Gallente Sniggerdly	Posted - 2006.12.23 21:01:00 - [18] Great read! Question though, what's your setup? I'm toying with Quickfit to try and cram some stuff, but the powergrid is just too damn limited.
Curzon Dax Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2006.12.23 22:31:00 - [19] My fittings are SEKRETZ, but I will offer up that Reactor Control units help with the powergrid problem.
Soporo	Posted - 2006.12.23 22:55:00 - [20] Awesome read.
Destr0math Tritanium Workers Union	Posted - 2006.12.23 23:56:00 - [21] I feel like this is what happens when idiots can get Navy Ravens. Honestly, who the hell can lose to a domi w/ 2 CNR's that are supposedly faction fitted?? Ugh.
Curzon Dax Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2006.12.24 02:13:00 - [22] hehehe....Destr0math, get a friend, put the two of you in CNRs, and come pay me a visit. =)
Robbie Boozecruise Caldari Eve Defence Force Ascendant Frontier	Posted - 2006.12.24 12:41:00 - [23] i have flown domi for the past 2 years and i know the dmg 2x navy raven and a geddon can do. suppose a torp setup with torp 5 and standard torps with caldari bs 4 and 3x BCU ll then the ravens will each be throwing out arround 700DPS each add in a geddon which to have a tank was prob fitted with dual heavy pulse would be throing out about 400-600 dps add in a drake and add in drones then there is no way you would be able to tank them. and you are only putting out a max of 465 dps with maxed skills i suppose you are running 2x large repper 3x EANM, RCU and dmg control then running 3x heavy nos and some neuts. on paper there is no way you should have won with competant pilots behind the ravens geddon and drake but it looks as though you came across a bunch of noobs
Curzon Dax Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2006.12.24 14:16:00 - [24] Robbie, you're not even remotely close to my fittings. Please! Enjoy the story. That's why I wrote it.
Doomed Predator The Phoenix Rising Distant Star Alliance	Posted - 2006.12.24 17:35:00 - [25] Well i don't belive you could have tanked all of them.It just looks imposible. But the story was great. --------------------------------------------- The first mod to edit my sig gets a keg of beer(2 pink kegs if its done by a female) I don't like beer - Serathu Sera often mods in a dress, does that mean I can have his 2 kegs? - Cortes
Curzon Dax Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2006.12.26 05:14:00 - [26] Doomed Predator, you're welcome to come play with me. =)
Kalil d'Maelstromo The Establishment	Posted - 2006.12.26 05:43:00 - [27] Great story, well written and if (as presumed) its a a true rendition rather than based on a true story or a fictional account congratz but I guess the mods and ship are all teh gratz you need :) Originally by: Thor Xian I use a named WCS called "Situational Awareness".
Ma'lice Minmatar The Kennels	Posted - 2006.12.26 19:22:00 - [28] Awesome story. Thnx for sharing. I'll convo you sometime for a duel. I'm sure it'll be fun. Originally by: Portios Smith 1 v 1 are like sex, be selective or catch a bug
Pinky Denmark	Posted - 2006.12.26 22:10:00 - [29] very nice storytelling - guess domi pilots really enjoy noobs in factionships... Nerf the domi
Smagd Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2006.12.27 15:39:00 - [30] Wonderful story! I'll offer that I don't care whether all of it's true as long as it's entertaining. For instance, I could consider for a moment that you may have been misguiding us about the afterburner and a Nanodominix may just have been able to pull it off. -- Thukkers do
Attiladehun Gallente Contraband Inc. Mercenary Coalition	Posted - 2006.12.27 20:19:00 - [31] Nice story. And people saying it may or not may be true, somehow i can believe it. Don't underestimate the power of tanking Anyway nice to read and great job
Ethan Tomlinson The Collective	Posted - 2006.12.27 21:54:00 - [32] may we see the killmails please? edit the names or post on a killboard
Johncrab Minmatar Typo Corp	Posted - 2006.12.28 02:42:00 - [33] Great story and very well writen. Congrats. If it's true or not, i really don't know. Seems kinda of impossible a domi taking out 2xnavy ravens, a armageddon, and a drake. If it's true, i extend my congrats to the kills also. But what matters is the writing, and that is well worth it.
velocoraptor Art of War Anarchy Empire	Posted - 2006.12.28 02:48:00 - [34] Nice read. I don't know if the story is true (if it is, one of the victims may be best able to explain). What I know is that a fully T2, maximized skills Dominix (although a very nice solo machine) cannot under any circumstances tank (especially long enough to kill them) 2CNR's an Arma and a Drake shooting anything other than snowballs (i.e. piloted by ppl with just decent skills, using more or less 'correct' fittings and not civialian stuff and actually aiming and firing at you). With uber-l33t faction stuff you may do better but I still don't think your tank could absorb all that. Moreover, a decent CNR pilot solo could tank you dmg (mostly form drones if you use a lot of nosses and 2 LARS) until he runs out of cap charges. The above plus some other stuff you say (you scouping and launching drones all the time, deactivating hardeners and those guys trying to kill your drones instead of killing you in a matter of seconds) make me believe that: a.either these guys were complete noobs and were doing everything wrong=ebay ftl or b. story is not entirelly(?) true. Either way, nice read as I said. Kali IS the goddess of destruction after all
MegabitOne Caldari The Black Ops Maelstrom Alliance	Posted - 2006.12.28 06:51:00 - [35] Edited by: MegabitOne on 28/12/2006 06:55:46 One of the greatest stories I've ever read in the fora! Writing Skill lvl 5 ftw! If this is the writing style you usually use, I want to hear about all your other fights. Win or loose doesn't matter, as long as it's written in the same style. I think you can even make a story about a 30 minute gate camp where nobody comes through in to a thriller! About the true/untrue thing: the story may be fiction but so is Eve, isn't it? Kudos m8 ! It probably won't make it, but I vote for glue! Yarr --- I'm not as bad-ass as some of my corp mates, but I'll pwn you anyway! -= In God we trust, all the others pay cash =-
Alliaanna Dalaii Gallente Does Not Compute	Posted - 2006.12.28 07:23:00 - [36] Great story mate Alliaanna DNC Treasure Hunt !!
ParMizaN Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition	Posted - 2006.12.28 13:32:00 - [37] Edited by: ParMizaN on 28/12/2006 13:33:04 Curazon, there is no way to tank the damage that two CNRs, an armageddon, and a drake were spouting at you in a dominix with just two armour repairers. Two reps with all hardeners (assuming you have infinite cap and no need for the fitting mods) will only tank around 700 DPS. Two CNRS alone would be going above this damage almost twofold, added to the damage of the geddon and the drake. Chances are that with just two armour repairers, faction/officer or not, you would be taking around 1000DPS that is non-repairable. This means that with the likely HP of 6000/8000/6000 with good skills you would not have lasted 2 minutes factoring resistances in. That's not mentioning the "fact" that you turned off a hardener, and used your AB to close almost 100km to get to the first CNR. The cap gain from the Nos would almost reduced by the neut, and you would have been horribly drained by afterburning 100km without having any to drain and running your repairers. For your story to be correct, then, you would have needed a cap injector, which would have been running quickly out of charges running two repairers from the get-go and afterburning 100km in a dominix (which, without speed mods aside from the afterburner, would take approximately 5 minutes) If you DID have an injector fitted, then having two repairers along with nos, neuts and and afterburner would have left you absolutely neededing a fitting mod or two. This takes away from your possible hardener count, and means that you can tank even less dps. Now, unless the enemy pilots were blindingly incompetent, you are telling fibs. That is not to say that your story was bad; I enjoyed it.
Redbad Minmatar Gingerbread Reapers Inc.	Posted - 2006.12.28 16:13:00 - [38] I don't know about winning or losing the fight, but his girls redressed ... I say he indeed lost on that part! Great story Curzon!
Curzon Dax Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2006.12.31 14:59:00 - [39] Originally by: MegabitOne Edited by: MegabitOne on 28/12/2006 06:55:46 I think you can even make a story about a 30 minute gate camp where nobody comes through in to a thriller! About the true/untrue thing: the story may be fiction but so is Eve, isn't it? Kudos m8 ! It probably won't make it, but I vote for glue! Yarr If I wrote a story about a PvP-less 30 minute gatecamp, it would probably meander its way back to those X-rated Holoreels, at which point some mod would read it, blush fiercely, and ban me from the forums. And to everyone else. STOP TELLING ME why my tank is impossible, what mods must have been fitted on whom, and what you think happened. Then get into a PvP ship. Then pay me a visit. M'kay? =)
Takahashi Arran coracao ardente Sani Khal'Vecna	Posted - 2006.12.31 17:17:00 - [40] oh dear havy missile CNR time again? , nice story, obviously the pilots of the CNR were noobs but its still funnies. I wish i'd come across something that juicy in my Domi, At a guess your fittings were 2LAR2 3Actives2 DCU(probably) RCU2, capbooster, scram,AB, 2 random **** 3 heavy NOS 3other
Acalin	Posted - 2007.01.09 20:26:00 - [41] awesome story dude no more to tell, told the alliance bout it , have to bump it ps: i want a carrier now
Rick Thwaites Privateers Privateer Alliance	Posted - 2007.01.10 01:12:00 - [42] Curzon, send me some CNRs to kill. They drop good loot. = )! -- Max sig dimensions are 400W x 120H - Cathath ([email protected]) Purple matches your eyes a little better, Cathath. = )! Not the first time I have been told I am too big...
Zardenim	Posted - 2007.01.10 06:47:00 - [43] Does this kind of stuff have to be based on a true story? Because if you guys wanted writing that was about pvp that didn't necessarily happen I'd be more than willing to whip something up. (I love to write. :D)
Kala Veijo Veto.	Posted - 2007.01.10 14:09:00 - [44] Nerf domi Warp Wind, CSM Chapter blog.
Erfnam Time Cube Syndicate Daikoku Trade Syndicate	Posted - 2007.01.10 18:52:00 - [45] Awesome story! TCSyn is recruiting
Katrina Coreli Soar Angelic	Posted - 2007.01.10 20:21:00 - [46] Fantastic story and killz, but next time give us some fraps to silence the non belivers ; )
Zephirz Blood Inquisition Sani Khal'Vecna	Posted - 2007.01.10 20:29:00 - [47] Nice story :) zephirz
Curzon Dax Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.01.11 06:13:00 - [48] Ah...someone has given me inspiration for a second one. =) Stay tuned. Although, I think that my stories are more appropriately fitted for the "General Discussion" forum...or somewhere. I'm not sure where they should go.
Smagd Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2007.01.11 11:44:00 - [49] EVE Library really, with a short new topic in EVE General maybe saying "Find new combat report here. Funny how few people know of your search for the ultimate killing machine as per that announcement in Events really. You do need to do some Vids (or at least screenshots, hit PrtScr!) to silence them all up, or well, here in Crimes & Punishments posting anonymized kill mails could lend some credibility (but I doubt that suits your style, and they can be written from scratch anyway). -- Thukkers do
NightWolfe Caldari Exanimo Inc	Posted - 2007.02.05 23:58:00 - [50] Meh! Tru or not, enjoyed it:) keep it up Bud
Ed Fontana FATAL REVELATIONS FATAL Alliance	Posted - 2007.02.18 19:16:00 - [51] /me shakes his fist.... Next time you won't live and I will have my way with your Minmatar womens!
Tallonvor	Posted - 2007.03.30 08:37:00 - [52] Hey Dax like you songs, your story was great. I'm looking forward to another fantastic production.
Garan Savlar Gallente Twilight Operations	Posted - 2007.03.30 09:37:00 - [53] Originally by: Ed Fontana /me shakes his fist.... Next time you won't live and I will have my way with your Minmatar womens! Well this proves to me that the story is true. Excellent writing even if it wasn't. Respect to Curzon ... great story, great fight. Respect to Ed Fontana for posting and taking his loss with good humour. Well done mate! ------------------------------------------------ Faugh-A-Ballaugh!
ED Grubermann Boot To The Head	Posted - 2007.03.30 10:42:00 - [54] haven't some of you read his other posts? this guy flies the most uber pimped bs's he can have... he probably have full implant sets, best faction equipment isk can buy... so i would guess this guy can rep more than double your 700 hp per tick... If you can't use proper spacing in your posts, use ALT+F4 to make it more readable - yes the above is my siggy -
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.03.30 19:13:00 - [55] Originally by: ED Grubermann haven't some of you read his other posts? this guy flies the most uber pimped bs's he can have... he probably have full implant sets, best faction equipment isk can buy... so i would guess this guy can rep more than double your 700 hp per tick... You know, I should probably resent that or something. =p This is supposed to be about the STORYTELLING, and the fun of reading it! Rather than post a kill mail and wag my ePeen, I chose to spin a tale about Minmatar slave girls stripping.....HOW CAN YOU COMPLAIN?!? And Ed, I have a lot of ships. :) Don't believe everything you hear.
Jason C	Posted - 2007.04.02 05:58:00 - [56] I really did enjoy the story and having been picked apart by a Dominix and it's Drones myself, I have no reason to doubt it. But I read a comment by you saying "stories". So where can I find the others. BTW, enjoyed the tunes too... glad I downloaded them all before the "snip".
Merick Dronome Quantum Industries Prime Orbital Systems	Posted - 2007.04.24 14:55:00 - [57] Gah!! He ist a GM, back to toy vit us! just kidding. Excellent read Curzon, keep em coming. Thanks. Your Signature exceeds the max filesize limit of 24,000 bytes. Mail us if you have questions -Eldo
ReePeR McAllem The Carebear Stare Privateer Alliance	Posted - 2007.04.24 20:05:00 - [58] 'I whispered a prayer that it would be reincarnated as a Dominix, as the other three escaped into my drone bay to repair themselves' Haha this is priceless!
Kagura Nikon Minmatar Guardians of the Dawn Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.04.25 12:30:00 - [59] Yes there is a way to tank that. Nos the arma and soon hisDPS is very low. ECM drones on one raven, dampeners on the other..... the dps of a common passive tanked drake is pathetic for your natural tank. The remaining problem would be.. how to kil them... :P If brute force doesn't solve your problem... you are not using enough
Kagura Nikon Minmatar Guardians of the Dawn Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.04.25 13:02:00 - [60] ok now reading more carefully. Armaggedon orbiting fast.. that results in nearly zero real DPS for him. NAvy raven throwing torpedoes on drones... WTF! trying to kill all the drones of a dominix.. with torpedoes? lol anothert ships real dps reduced to nearly zero. Under that circustances a good pilot of an well equippped dominix can no doubt tank the remaining dps... If brute force doesn't solve your problem... you are not using enough
Nama Saya Absolutely No Return	Posted - 2007.04.25 16:54:00 - [61] excellent story pal! Well done. Like to read more of them Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe Albert Einstein
Jovialmadness	Posted - 2007.04.25 18:28:00 - [62] excellent read dude! on the side...you ship probably costs more than multiple corporations make annually Quote: As a side note, i liken capacitor to blood. Without blood, nothing can function in the body. I do NOT like being a race that bleeds quicker than anyone else. yes, i am an alt..Jovial Quote:

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