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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.12.03 10:01:00 -
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"And somewhere in the EVE database, the 1s and 0s that make up Ragnar's long since abandoned character are laughing there rear ends off."
... Thanks to the lovely piece of fiction by Mr.Cruciatus, now every time someone mentions Ragnar am reminded of Futurama and Nixon's head in the jar... o.o
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PropanElgen
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Posted - 2003.12.03 10:35:00 -
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Yoseph, you have posted 7 pages of crap on this thread and still no point.
In all my time playing Eve, I don't think I've ever encountered such ill thought out, contrived, weak drivel as yours. Maybe you should ask an adult to read your posts before you commit them to screen.
Yes, it's pretty clear you are Jade's little muppet.
All the angels and the puny men of god looked away...
Frightened to death by the evil that was born on that day!
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.12.03 10:48:00 -
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Edited by: Khal St on 03/12/2003 10:49:12
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To Jade, (to quote Orwell)...
Some pigs are more equal than others.
I love Animal Farm :)
umm think you'll the quote you wanted was:
'some animals are more equal than others'
Though the remark was uttered by a pig...
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.03 10:50:00 -
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Yoseph, you have posted 7 pages of crap on this thread and still no point.
In all my time playing Eve, I don't think I've ever encountered such ill thought out, contrived, weak drivel as yours. Maybe you should ask an adult to read your posts before you commit them to screen.
Yes, it's pretty clear you are Jade's little muppet.
WTF has it got to do with you? I was addressing Yoseph. Who rattled your cage for an opinion?
Yeah, Im Jades little muppet. I spend all day dolefully looking into her eyes and dribbling at the 4 ft square picture of her that adorns my bedroom wall.
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2003.12.03 13:57:00 -
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Yosef
I have a question about your vociferous space invader fanboi-dom, in connection with the apparent mutual-admiration-club you claim in the CFS.
ArenĘt Space Invaders ą (gasp) pirates, and arenĘt CFS (drum-roll) anti-pirate, and arenĘt you (by extension) a total hypocrite?)
Rhetorical question obviously, but since we have skipped the Orwell banter (and still nobody has explained why animal farm was an urban myth in certain teenage circles, grrrr) we clearly need something else for you to rant about.
Me resigning?
ItĘs no longer my job to choose, implement or discuss tactics with clueless commentatorĘs mĘdear.
Interesting if that is a direct quote from Morkt though, IĘd rather like to see that confirmed by the man himself of course, since your record of telling the truth on record is somewhere between a manic Walter Mitty and apoplectic Noam Chomsky-spouting revisionist.
I still canĘt see how itĘs a question of ōmy tacticsö though, itĘs not like *I* have claimed anything since I resigned now have I?
Tell you what Yosef, if you are right, and the NVA is finished. And the Space Invaders are winning night after night and the only tactic the Venal fighters have is to log off in space.
Surely you would be able to travel up to Y-4 in perfect safety?
Give it a go, achieve something in eve Yosef. There is a whole galaxy outside your station bunkroom in Gehi.
If you like IĘll even send your pimp a hundred isk for the night to excuse your normal duties at the dock ;)
Cyrus
It was a joke. The Russian revolution was quite big news in the circles I moved in. But there is more than one Animal Farm in the annals of popular culture (and not all the little piggies and geegees are animated).
jOsephine
I love that story by Monsieur Cruciatus, and IĘm not sure its fiction.
Monsieur Elgen
Does that mean you are Yosef CohenĘs muppet?
Khal
Oh how cruel! Pointing out a Yosef Cohen misquote! Sitting target ą
Miso
Oh how sad that a numpty misunderstands the sweet perversion of our relationship, whatever shall we do? I mean, itĘs not like we ever argue about politics and revolutions and end up shooting at each other in spaceships.
Oops hang-on, I can see jaws-dropping open there; Yosef, PropanElgen ... there are these things called spaceships and they can be used to leave stations ...
No really itĘs true!
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.03 14:14:00 -
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Miso
Oh how sad that a numpty misunderstands the sweet perversion of our relationship, whatever shall we do? I mean, itĘs not like we ever argue about politics and revolutions and end up shooting at each other in spaceships.
Its true. I disagree with most of Jericho on most things, and alot of the time it ends in fisty-cuffs outside the station.
But, as Yoseph is a self appointed oracle of all knowledge, this must be wrong, and Jericho members in fact, spend all their time masturbating over Jade's word in corp chat. We are drones.
Im so pleased some people on this board have been kind enough to tell me my own mind and define my relationships with my corpmates. Thanks, its been real helpful for me.
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Wren
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Posted - 2003.12.03 14:25:00 -
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Edited by: Wren on 03/12/2003 14:26:23
We at Oracle do not take kindly of using the words Oracle and Yoseph in the same sentence, no matter the context. Please edit. 
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.03 14:27:00 -
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Edited by: Wren on 03/12/2003 14:26:23
We at Oracle do not take kindly of using the words Oracle and Yoseph in the same sentence, no matter the context. Please edit.
lol
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2003.12.03 14:29:00 -
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Monsieur Wren, I've just remembered you wanted a chat with me. I do apologise for being rude, will you forgive me?
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drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2003.12.03 14:46:00 -
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(and still nobody has explained why animal farm was an urban myth in certain teenage circles, grrrr)
I know the myth you're talking about. I saw parts of it on VHS once.
Not the sort of urban myths that we need on the board though 
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2003.12.03 15:04:00 -
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Oh I am sorry m'dear, but for some terrible reason I couldn't let Yosef get away with the feedline ...
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I love Animal Farm :)
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I'll have Miso pencil me in for a therapeutic spanking ... (if you are in torrinos again you can come watch) ;)
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Wren
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Posted - 2003.12.03 15:13:00 -
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Of course Jade, I understand the busy nature of your life. At your earliest oppertunty.
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drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2003.12.03 15:19:00 -
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I love Animal Farm :)
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Yeah, that's comedy gold, if you know of the myth.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.03 15:23:00 -
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I remember seeing that film age 14 with a group of friends at someones house. Ive never seen so many collective jaws drop in my life.
Never again  
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KIAEddZ
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Posted - 2003.12.03 16:32:00 -
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I would like to point at this post, as a point n case as to Jades almost forum forced decision to step down as NVA pr manager.
Despite putting her heart n soul into this position, and loving it like a mother would love a son, the bottom line is, because of the narrow minded, and angry at heart individuals that dwell on this forum, anything she ever had to announce for the NVA, was derised and battered b4 it had a chance to breath its first breath.
The same people that infest this thread, with petty personal grudges, and patheticly low and useless blows on a characters personality, have done so for months in every NVA related thread that has had Jades word upon it.
There is no big secret as to why she has had to step down, it is simply that he NVA needs to be given a fair chance in its future, and such is the hatred for Jade by a few ill tempered "bed wetters", that she was no longer able to provide this as our PR.
But mark my words, freed from her PR constraints, Jade will have no trouble pinning and wasting anyone that challenges her in the verbal field, in game shes a gun toting rooky, on this forum, she is as hard as a jovian on a killing spree.
Pr is dead, long live ms Jade.
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=176347
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Yoseph Cohen
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Posted - 2003.12.03 16:43:00 -
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Edited by: Yoseph Cohen on 03/12/2003 16:44:20
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WTF has it got to do with you? I was addressing Yoseph. Who rattled your cage for an opinion?
Awwww, what's the matter, skin so thin a tickle sets you off? Yes, I know its shocking, a sizable portion of the playerbase doesn't like the NVA. :P
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As for Space Invaders being pirates....
Yeeees, they are.
Is CFS anti-pirate...
You bet.
If Space Invaders entered CFS space, would I turn out with my band to help the CFS Navy blow them away? Hell yeah.
However...
To quote Churchill...
""If the devil himself were to declare war on Germany, I would at least make a favoriable comment about him to the house of commons...""
Point being, I don't care WHO's shooting at you, all power to whoever it is, though.
Oh, and one more point about Space Invaders...
You WERE there allies at one point.
In fact, I seem to remember you defending pirating.
Ah, where's that hypocrit label when you really need it?
Yoseph Cohen
Aluf
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Talon SilverHawk
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Posted - 2003.12.03 18:12:00 -
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(and still nobody has explained why animal farm was an urban myth in certain teenage circles, grrrr)
I know the myth you're talking about. I saw parts of it on VHS once.
Not the sort of urban myths that we need on the board though
Now did'nt that chicken look surpised
Tal
What goes around comes around...
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2003.12.03 18:13:00 -
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Why thank you Eddz, and you are absolutely right of course. Inane numpties can through weight of numbers drown out the most sensible of arguments and best intentions alas.
Stil it is a lot of fun blasting fools with linguisitc hellfire ...
*ahem*
[Yosef gurgled]
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If Space Invaders entered CFS space, would I turn out with my band to help the CFS Navy blow them away? Hell yeah.
Is that a rubber band ?
or a brass band ?
or maybe just a band-aid?
For as sure as space is cold it isn't a band of brothers or supporters, because you are about the loneliest man in Eve at the moment, and I for one doubt you even know what the inside of a space ship looks like!
And by-the-by, when did you change your mind from paying tolls to pirates like you cringingly suggested in mewling wormtongue undertones as the ideal solution for Taggart dealing with mOO?
Answer the question this time, theres a good monkey.
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Yoseph Cohen
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Posted - 2003.12.03 18:16:00 -
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Edited by: Yoseph Cohen on 03/12/2003 18:18:29
Simple Jade, I'm not taking on 20 guys in battleships with my brand new cruiser that I just got, and got the skills for.
That's dumb. Especially 2 weeks into the game.
Joining a fleet of 20 other guys in battleships to take on another fleet of 20 guys in battleships...
That's fighting. More importantly, that's fun.
:)
Let me crystalize fighting for you.
The objective is not to die for your cause.
The objective is to make the other dumb SOB die for his.
As said Patton.
Oh, and there you go with the cheap, personal attacks again.
Situation Normal.
Yoseph Cohen
Aluf
Israeli Defense Forces
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crice
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Posted - 2003.12.03 18:26:00 -
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*Blam*Blam*Blam* "Die Post Die"....
Let's move on... Kids.
Jade enjoy life, take a break.
And who the Heck is the Israel corp? Never heard of them.
Crice
The wanna be Neutral Corp... Muhaaaa...
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2003.12.03 19:37:00 -
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mOo weren't in battleships 2 weeks into the game Yosef. And they weren't in battleships when Taggart payed weregild either. So your example is (as ever) inaccurate and flawed.
But the point remains; once you advocated paying "protection money" to criminals for your peace of mind.
Now you would fight them?
Somehow I find that very difficult to believe.
Anyway, Crice is right to a degree Yosef, you aren't really bringing anything new to this thread (and haven't done since you first posted in it).
And re personal insults ... I never promised to stop using them ;)
Such things have their place (dealing with clueless hecklers mostly)
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Yoseph Cohen
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Posted - 2003.12.03 19:50:00 -
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Not all of M0o had battleships Jade; several of the higher up members did; remember when they made a big deal about splashing a battleship of another corp in first couple of weeks?
Here's a saying for you, since you seem to be into the spying bit...
"Diplomacy is the fine art of saying nice doggy, untill you can find a big enough rock"
So yes, at 2 weeks in, I would consider paying money to M0o to keep them from blowing up the meager resources the corporation I was in had.
Now, when I have battleships, lots of ISK, and a way to realisticly fight them without being set back to "n00b" status in a hurry and waste weeks of work...
If M0o showed up in CFS, they'd get a war from everyone - including me.
Its incredibly simple. TTI had the problem of having no real combat players. So they simply paid everyone off. Or, they used economic power to buy military power. The same way you use your words to try to buy military power for the NVA.
As for you saying you won't stop engaging in personal attacks...
Let me get this straight - you use personal attacks on anyone and everyone that disagrees with you, but when confronted by the same personal attacks on yourself, you go whining and crying to the quitting stand, but have the gall to keep throwing personal attacks at others and COMPLAIN ABOUT THERES?!
Some animals really are more equal than others.
Yoseph Cohen
Aluf
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2003.12.03 20:21:00 -
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Have you seen me retreat from the fight numpty-nuts? I don't think so. What you have seen is my PR role made impossible by lunatic tosspieces like yourself. Well, these things happen, but don't think in a million years that you have seen the back of me m'dear.
NVA is happy without your crappy attentions.
Me? like I said, I just enjoy humilating you.
At the moment you have no existence in Eve away from this thread.
Just wait until you try. Then we'll see who goes whining to the losing stands.
Would you like a spaceship fight btw?
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.12.03 20:27:00 -
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Well Cyrus, that declaration I made was completely unilateral, as I'm sure you can see from the above (incredibly unfunny) Jade post.
But, let me trot out my line from yesterday again....
I win. :)
Yoseph Cohen
Aluf
Israeli Defense Forces
of course, the converse of what Cyrus says is that sound-bitey, t-shirt worthy snippets of self-congratulatory declarations of victory also prove your win to only yourself.
as i said earlier... keep saying it. I'm sure you believe it's true. Go you!
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.12.03 20:28:00 -
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Animal Farm is a book by George Orwell on the evils of communism.
1984 is a book by George Orwell on the evils of language, used to spin.
recursion is the root of all evil... nice spin on 1984, there =).
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.12.03 20:30:00 -
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Yeah, Im Jades little muppet. I spend all day dolefully looking into her eyes and dribbling at the 4 ft square picture of her that adorns my bedroom wall.
oh. so you're Joshua's alt then?
/me runs and hides fast
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.12.03 20:34:00 -
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Oh, and one more point about Space Invaders...
You WERE there allies at one point.
In fact, I seem to remember you defending pirating.
Ah, where's that hypocrit label when you really need it?
no no no... you're thinking of TTI again.
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.12.03 20:35:00 -
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Joining a fleet of 20 other guys in battleships to take on another fleet of 20 guys in battleships...
That's fighting. More importantly, that's fun.
:)
there is nothing quite as exhilerating as being a cruiser in the middle of a battleship slugfest. On that at least we can agree. That and Churchill 
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.12.04 03:32:00 -
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Yoseph, you have posted 7 pages of crap on this thread and still no point.
In all my time playing Eve, I don't think I've ever encountered such ill thought out, contrived, weak drivel as yours. Maybe you should ask an adult to read your posts before you commit them to screen.
Yes, it's pretty clear you are Jade's little muppet.
Wrong, Miso is my Muppet.
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2003.12.04 03:58:00 -
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haha! I was the one who double-webified her to exquisite immobile helpless bondage tonight in Torrinos ... a shame I couldn't stay to probe her superstructure with my wicked drones...
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