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Evil Sulu
Sanguine Legion
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Posted - 2007.01.11 02:57:00 -
[61]
A bold plan is underway to execute a surprise graffiti attack on your water cooler and spraypaint "GOONZ RULEZ" on your boss's new Porsche. This will be followed by a blitzkrieg attack on the men's bathroom in an attempt to cut off the enemy's sewage lines.  
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Hambonius Omega
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Posted - 2007.01.11 02:57:00 -
[62]
First it was D2 breaking our toilets, I swore "Never Again." WE WILL FIGHT THEM IN THE BATHROOMS
Fartbubbles for CEO
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Kali Asheni
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Posted - 2007.01.11 02:58:00 -
[63]
Fresh blood!!! I was starting to get thirsty. Do bees taste good?
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Disland
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.01.11 02:58:00 -
[64]
Does sangune lengion have honor? No
Thine emptiness Ehonor hath been revieled
  
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Ish Bosheth
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.01.11 02:59:00 -
[65]
Goonfleet has come to a crossroads in their long climb to the top of the Eve Online community.
We've had our dark times, and our bright times, and none burned so brightly as now; yet we must fight for our very honor after ascending so high - after the defeat and turning of KOS, and then the appropriation of V's old home; after being one of many catalysts in the destruction of ISS and the displacement of the Honorable Maelstrom, after forging adamantium bonds with our allies, the very best you could desire - our honor and reputation was besmirched by some lowlifes and scum.
For when you boil down to the inner hullplating with a mega pulse laser, that's all our "opponents" are - scum. Pirates. The flotsam of the universe, that somehow swirled together and coagulated into a mockery of a "corporation"; hardly that at all - more like unfettered anarchy. No alliance or corporation in their right minds would challenge the might of the GoReIaImATCF Federated Confederacy - not now. Not ever. Yet, these mongrels have.
I for one anticipate their demise, and all of EVE will throw up a mighty cheer when their wrecks and corpses wash up on the bloody shores of space.
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Cyrus Ildemar
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Posted - 2007.01.11 02:59:00 -
[66]
:twitsed:
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duckmonster
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.01.11 03:00:00 -
[67]
 Originally by: scabbsssjr
A goon post on the forums? Can you fill in the details (without it being one massive paragraph) of this war and why you hate these guys?
This is personal.
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Decadence
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.01.11 03:00:00 -
[68]
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Sitten Spynne
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Posted - 2007.01.11 03:01:00 -
[69]
FARTBUBBLES FOR CEO
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Breaky Uzumaki
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.01.11 03:01:00 -
[70]
tick tock
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Hesh Ballantine
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.01.11 03:01:00 -
[71]
this thread is a laffo and a halfo
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scabbsssjr
Gallente
M'8'S
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Posted - 2007.01.11 03:02:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Jayne Town
We have removed all POS.
Sanguine Legion's Industrial Backbone has been destroyed.
There is no Sanguine Legion.
goodbye
I saw one in ec-p, did you get that one?
What ever I say is my own views and not of my corp. |
Innominate
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.01.11 03:02:00 -
[73]
welp.
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Leto Twin
Amarr
Privateers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.11 03:02:00 -
[74]
Originally by: Cyrus Ildemar
Fix0red.
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scabbsssjr
Gallente
M'8'S
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Posted - 2007.01.11 03:02:00 -
[75]
Originally by: duckmonster
Originally by: scabbsssjr
A goon post on the forums? Can you fill in the details (without it being one massive paragraph) of this war and why you hate these guys?
This is personal.
Did they steal your honey from the BEE hive?
What ever I say is my own views and not of my corp. |
VCBee 516
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Posted - 2007.01.11 03:03:00 -
[76]
I can't wait for Nez Perces commentary on this, because seriously we need the expert opinion of a 1 man empire corp CEO on all 0.0 matters.
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NZAmoeba
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.01.11 03:03:00 -
[77]
they fite wit no honer + dont desreve to play eve
eve is to serias for this bullsh!t
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Phobos Ra
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.01.11 03:03:00 -
[78]
tbh your rights in the eve world extend only as far as CCP deem fit son. And when it comes to offenseive material...your rights are about as limited as the pvp ability of your alliance.
I would advise you and your clearly defective and disfunctional alliance set auto-pilot to empire somewhere, log off and delete your accounts.
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Ish Bosheth
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.01.11 03:04:00 -
[79]
Originally by: Phobos Ra
tbh your rights in the eve world extend only as far as CCP deem fit son. And when it comes to offenseive material...your rights are about as limited as the pvp ability of your alliance.
I would advise you and your clearly defective and disfunctional alliance set auto-pilot to empire somewhere, log off and delete your accounts.
Quoted for truth tbh.
CCP should add something that keeps you from defacing corp logos.
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Phlimsy
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.01.11 03:05:00 -
[80]
i must apologize that a banner was not available for this announcement, as i had not yet finished adding the appropriate lens flares.
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duckmonster
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.01.11 03:05:00 -
[81]
Originally by: scabbsssjr
Originally by: duckmonster
Originally by: scabbsssjr
A goon post on the forums? Can you fill in the details (without it being one massive paragraph) of this war and why you hate these guys?
This is personal.
Did they steal your honey from the BEE hive?
Who are they? There is no Sanguine legion.
Goodbye.
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Dramaticus
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.01.11 03:05:00 -
[82]
I believe that it is my obligation, in order to supply the information and just as much persons as possible the inspiration. Around this pedantic to address in the remainder this letter the effective information is introduced as such, and my own opinions are represented clearly as opinion. For example it is a fact that GoonSwarm certainly never proved intensively from the thought. Or of the whole one for this material. The stylograph is a powerful tool. Why don't we use this tools, in order to give the drop tube outside of the biting criticism of GoonSwarm and its Phalanx scabrous of the replacement? I hope clearly that you are not deceived again through "GoonSwarm". Only its methods and tactics changed. The goal of GoonSwarm is always identical: in order to force us at the downward low elbow before stubborn and anal custodians.
It is, why I am you saying that my love makes necessary for persons that I open spirit for the place of the locking it. I master the opposition of GoonSwarm. However it is not to be stopped a reason, but to try harder. The friends of GoonSwarm want to only eliminate sensitive ecological systems for a goal and a goal: in order to censor all systems incomplicitous the faith. GoonSwarm demanded recently that the darkness, evasiveness, the incomprehensibility, which is lack to straight-lineness and the ambiguity deep and gloss character. I would have found it, from comment to to shock me had the similar wastes of them, not belonged, a hundred times before. Deeply debted for the talking so much, but the bad individuals in agreement with other bad individuals for a bad goal act.
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MS ELOHEL
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.01.11 03:05:00 -
[83]
The question comes up: "are we having fun?" Fair question. I personally love camping but I didn't get much chance to do it due to holidays until the last two weeks.
The fights at Jita 4-4 were very good fun, nothing more exilerating than sitting in your velator while a fight rages around you or being the support warping next to an active Concord battleship to defend the ibises.
However, GoonFleet have always been a solid camping corp. Our first proper 23/7 camp against ISS last for nearly three minutes as did our camp against Privateers. We even camped down BE for a few seconds before warping off. During that time, we made sure that we kept the members entertained in other ways.
GF members know that this was a means to an end, there was no problem from any of them and everyone turned up that could be available (rl permitting).
Would they do it tomorrow for another ten minutes if they were asked? Yes, without a doubt.
Remember that folks the next time that you think that GF is playing on Easy mode.
I can't comment on the other corps, I'll leave that to their CEO's.
dbp
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Dyme
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.01.11 03:06:00 -
[84]
evi;
:twisted:]
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Eyud
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.01.11 03:07:00 -
[85]
fofofo
FOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFO
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Disland
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.01.11 03:11:00 -
[86]
Edited by: Disland on 11/01/2007 03:08:22
Originally by: duckmonster
Originally by: scabbsssjr
Originally by: duckmonster
Originally by: scabbsssjr
A goon post on the forums? Can you fill in the details (without it being one massive paragraph) of this war and why you hate these guys?
This is personal.
Did they steal your honey from the BEE hive?
Who are they? There is no Sanguine legion.
Goodbye.
lol imo ftw lmbo
edit: :tsisted;
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Salvia Devine
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.01.11 03:12:00 -
[87]
1. You are a griefer if you get a pilot drunk and pod him.
2. You are a griefer if you find a drunk pilot and pod him.
3. You are a griefer if you get yourself drunk and pod him. Your drunkeness is no excuse.
4. If you are BOTH drunk you may still be a griefer.
5. If heÆs alternating between puking his guts out and passing out in the bed then you're a griefer.
6. If heÆs sleeping and you pod him you're a griefer.
7. If heÆs unconscious and you pod him then you're a griefer.
8. If heÆs taking sleeping pills and doesnÆt wake up when you pod him then youÆre a griefer.
9. If himself is incapacitated in any way and unable to say 'Yes' then you're a griefer.
10. If you drug him then you're a griefer.
11. If you find a drugged pilot and pod him then you're a griefer.
12. If you don't bother to ask him permission and he says neither 'Yes' or 'No' then you could be a griefer.
13. You are a griefer if you 'nag' him for a fight. Because you manage to ply an eventual 'yes' from a weary victim doesn't mean it's not griefing. You are a griefer.
14. You are a griefer if you try to circumvent him "No" by talking him into it. HeÆs not playing hard to get, and, even if he IS it's not YOUR responsibility to 'get' him. You're still a griefer.
15. You are a griefer if you manipulate him into a fight when he doesn't otherwise want it. If you say, "If you loved me youÆd do X" then you're a griefer. If you say, "All the other kids are doing it!" then you're a griefer.
16. If you threaten him, or act in a way that HE thinks you're threatening him then you're a griefer. If you puff up and get loud and frustrated while trying to 'talk' him into a fight then you're a griefer.
17. You are a griefer if you don't immediately get your hands off of him when he says 'no'. You are a griefer if you take your hands off of him and then put them back ON him after 10 minutes and he eventually 'gives in' to this tactic.
18. You are a griefer if you won't let him sleep peacefully without waking him every 15 minutes asking him for a fight. Sleep depravation is a form of torture and YOU are a griefer.
19. If you're necking with him and you're naked and you've already gone down on him and he says 'No' to a fight with you and you pod him anyway then you're a griefer.
20. If you're engaged in a fight and he says 'No' at ANY point and you don't immediately stop then you're a griefer.
21. If he said "Yes" to a fight with a condom and that condom breaks and you proceed anyway then you're a griefer.
22. If he picked you up at a bar looking for a fight and then decides that he doesn't WANT a fight and you continue then you're a griefer.
23. If he changes him mind at ANY point for ANY reason and you don't immediately back off or you try to talk him into it and get a fight anyway then you're a griefer.
24. If you don't hit him and he says 'No' you're still a griefer.
25. If you don't have a BS or a cruiser or a BC and he says 'No' then you're still a griefer.
26. If you're a friend of his you can still be a griefer.
27. If you had a fight with him the night before but he doesn't want morning a fight and you pressure him for it anyway then you're a griefer.
28. If you're his corpmate you can still be a griefer.
29. If it's your wedding night and he doesn't WANT to fight you and you force or coerce him anyway then you're a griefer.
30. If heÆs had a fight with you hundreds of times before but doesn't want to on the 101st time then you're a griefer.
31. If you penetrate him explosively, electronically or kinetically against his will then YOU my friend, are ALSO a griefer.
32. Pilots do not owe you a fight.
33. Buying his weapons does not entitle you to a fight.
34. Paying his insurance does not entitle you to a fight.
35. Buying him clothing does not entitle you to a fight.
36. Buying him fittings does not entitle you to a fight. It also doesn't mean that he has any obligation to use those fittings around you.
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Phelan Driscoll
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.01.11 03:12:00 -
[88]
I'd have three Carrier kills now in my Rifter, except they keep ctrl-q'ing and other dirty tactics.
Where is your e-honor? Have you no e-pride? What you do now will echo on through e-time.
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Salvia Devine
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.01.11 03:13:00 -
[89]
37. Spending any amount of money on him does not, ever, entitle you to a fight.
38. Seeing his guns does not entitle you to a fight.
39. If he 'turns you on' you're not entitled to a fight.
40. If he has podded every man in a 10 square mile radius and he doesn't want to fight you and you pod him anyway, then you're a griefer.
41. His fitting is not a reason for you to pod him. His LACK of fittings is no reason to pod him. If heÆs fitting stolen T2Æs you STILL have no right to pod him.
42. If heÆs a prostitute and he says "No" then you're a griefer.
43. If heÆs a stripper and he says "No" then you're a griefer. Likewise, if heÆs a pirate and heÆs been rubbing against your ship all night long and you follow him to his system and pod him against his will then you are ALSO a griefer.
44. If you watch a pilot being podded without calling the authorities then you're as bad as a griefer and you may also be a griefer yourself.
45. If you don't fight griefing then you accept griefing.
46. If you don't believe a pilot when he says he was podded then you're encouraging griefing.
47. If you choose to remain friends with a man who podded a pilot you are encouraging griefing.
48. If you confess to the authorities that you podded a pilot it does not exonerate you. You are not suddenly a model of good behavior.
49. If you æonlyÆ podded one pilot, youÆre STILL a griefer.
50. You cannot tell who is a griefer by the way they look. Griefers are your friends, your brothera, your fathers and you won't know it.
51. Do not get frustrated with a pilot if he doesn't trust you. HE already knows that griefers don't wear signs on their foreheads. Something you think is innocuous HE may find terrifying.
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Dungar Loghoth
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.01.11 03:13:00 -
[90]
Edited by: Dungar Loghoth on 11/01/2007 03:10:07
sh*t post lmao
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