Originally by: Mi Lai

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Goonswarm:

The Sanguine Legion stops today to indulge in short reminiscence. The purpose of this announcement is to transcribe the most general viewpoint shared among our corporation with honesty and clarity.

The Precedent
The Sanguine Legion war against the GoonSwarm has officially begun. Victory will bee achieved with the complete dissolution of Goonswarm as a sovereign entity. Of the umpteen strong, now remains a lonely few, and in the next week, all stations will be secured and new inhabitants in place. We claim, and no one can dispute, a full and complete victory.

The Motive
The reasons for war are simple and straightfoward. Months of cold war, stockpiling and building with no end in sight of offensive office banners. Fiend provoked repeatedly and waited, and waited. For a short while it appeared as if the boiling point had been reached. Instead of explosive all out war, it fizzled into the nothingness known as Ghost Dogs.

The reasons for selecting Goonswarm as the target were stated and restated, and will be once more. Goonswarm were the biggest and most likely to offer the best challenge in bathroom propaganda, while keeping us occupied the longest. In theory, the unstoppable force versus the unmovable object. State War Academy almost had it, but morphed itself into a defensive alliance. The choice came down to fighting Goonswarm or mini-Goonswarm. All opposing claims were either misinformed, or fictional.

Due Process
Initial plans and expectations called for an 8-12 month war, with intervention from multiple outsiders on multiple fronts. No requests to allies made; no mercenaries hired. If there was glory to be had, sharing it was never our intent. Furthermore, no attempts on enemy bathroom-sovereignty were scheduled before six weeks had passed. The invasion of the forums led to one of the poorest tactical maneuvers of all time, and let us proceed well ahead of schedule. The invasion of our public channel was done in high spirits and high confidence by the enemy. Within two minutes the channel was secured, and within three it was cleared out.

Following the three failed attempts on removing us from our channel, (which led to the most epic battle of the war), we laid siege to all Goonswarm starbases in EVE.

In conclusion, it took four minutes to break Goons will to post, three minutes to re-conquer our public channel, and four minutes to send them home running. War quickly degraded to bathroom bashing as FIEND went head to head with Goons, but a few memorable battles were had.

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Originally by: MS ELOHEL

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2007.01.11 03:30
The war between GoonSwarm and Sanguine Legion is coming to an end. GoonSwarm has retracted the war against Sanguine Legion. The war will be declared as being over after approximately 24 hours.

Sanguine Legion has been utterly crushed. Our work is finished, we're going back to Scalding Pass.

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Originally by: Mi Lai

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Goonswarm:

The Sanguine Legion stops today to indulge in short reminiscence. The purpose of this announcement is to transcribe the most general viewpoint shared among our corporation with honesty and clarity.

The Precedent
The Sanguine Legion war against the GoonSwarm has officially begun. Victory will bee achieved with the complete dissolution of Goonswarm as a sovereign entity. Of the umpteen strong, now remains a lonely few, and in the next week, all stations will be secured and new inhabitants in place. We claim, and no one can dispute, a full and complete victory.

The Motive
The reasons for war are simple and straightfoward. Months of cold war, stockpiling and building with no end in sight of offensive office banners. Fiend provoked repeatedly and waited, and waited. For a short while it appeared as if the boiling point had been reached. Instead of explosive all out war, it fizzled into the nothingness known as Ghost Dogs.

The reasons for selecting Goonswarm as the target were stated and restated, and will be once more. Goonswarm were the biggest and most likely to offer the best challenge in bathroom propaganda, while keeping us occupied the longest. In theory, the unstoppable force versus the unmovable object. State War Academy almost had it, but morphed itself into a defensive alliance. The choice came down to fighting Goonswarm or mini-Goonswarm. All opposing claims were either misinformed, or fictional.

Due Process
Initial plans and expectations called for an 8-12 month war, with intervention from multiple outsiders on multiple fronts. No requests to allies made; no mercenaries hired. If there was glory to be had, sharing it was never our intent. Furthermore, no attempts on enemy bathroom-sovereignty were scheduled before six weeks had passed. The invasion of the forums led to one of the poorest tactical maneuvers of all time, and let us proceed well ahead of schedule. The invasion of our public channel was done in high spirits and high confidence by the enemy. Within two minutes the channel was secured, and within three it was cleared out.

Following the three failed attempts on removing us from our channel, (which led to the most epic battle of the war), we laid siege to all Goonswarm starbases in EVE.

In conclusion, it took four minutes to break Goons will to post, three minutes to re-conquer our public channel, and four minutes to send them home running. War quickly degraded to bathroom bashing as FIEND went head to head with Goons, but a few memorable battles were had.

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Originally by: Dramaticus

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hay guys still camped in station send help

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Originally by: arkarsk

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Edited by: arkarsk on 11/01/2007 03:37:09

Originally by: Dramaticus

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hay guys still camped in station send help

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2007.01.10 22:14
Victim: Dramaticus
Alliance: GoonSwarm
Corp: GoonFleet
Destroyed: Ibis
System: Yulai
Security: 0.1

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Destroyed items:
Core x-type civilian railgun

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Originally by: Lhyda Souljacker

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Edited by: Lhyda Souljacker on 11/01/2007 03:34:27
Mi Lai likes ham.

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Originally by: Lhyda Souljacker

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Edited by: Lhyda Souljacker on 11/01/2007 03:34:27
Mi Lai likes ham.

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Originally by: Mi Lai

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As your intel division or Mitani would have confirmed, I follow a strict Kosher diet!

Also, Remedial is fat (compliments by NOROC).

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Originally by: Morris Falter

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Hi mum, I'm in a bob parody thread!

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Originally by: frozenphil

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Posting so I can get a Picture instead of an !.

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Originally by: Mi Lai

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Originally by: frozenphil

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Posting so I can get a Picture instead of an !.

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You can't. It's offical CCP policy to hurt griefers.

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