Oh wow.

+1 for originality, I suppose.

Abudban you say? Great. Nice to know there will be some miners there with a false sense of security after buying a 'mining pass'.

This thread has probably made Abudban the most dangerous system to mine in. Was that the intention?

Not quite...

Bastard Pass

-1 for originality

+1 for Jude Lloyd and his pure evilness

Lol that is pretty awesome.

Also, does that mean I'm at zero currently?

This is my official statement of non-compliance.

Right.

Hello bigmouths of Abudban!

Republic Military School [RMS] are initiating a demolition of Heretic Army in Abudban and Empire.

We call all other noob corp men and women to arms from this friday 22:00 eve time to evaquate the human rats out of Empire once and for all. We have unlimited funding available for the most active killers.

Jude Lloyd's head - 1mil isk each time
any other his corp member's (current, past or future) head - 500k isk

anyone to kill Jude Lloyd 100 times gets a bil extra
anyone to kill any of his corp member 100 times (current, past or future) gets 500mil extra

further payment options available, send mails with ideas which will all be appreciated.

Now. Jude fkin Lloyd you have 1 day to reconsider playing this game and delete your character cause you will have no peace in here from now on. Same applies to your corp members. Post the proof of character termintation and your corp mates will be left in peace. Any member of your corp may pay Republic Military School a 500mil one time fee for not being killed and ****** afterwards or the other way round.

P.S. no I am not buthurt, no I have not been abused by these little rats, no none of my mates either. no, your wrong, i am doing this cause I feel pleasure hurting the weaker ones.

any ideas are welcome, lets rock the fking boat boooys n gals

Well, that would suggest that we would be killing our customers, which we will not be doing. If they purchase the mining pass, they will receive complete safety from our Heretic Jihad squads. We will not have to replace any "accidental" kills because we won't make any.

Recipe for lulz:


P.S. Miners who buy this are just encouraging further gankfests and helping to fund their efforts. But hey, I guess when you're getting chased by a bear all that matters is running faster than the other guy.

And you are?

Right.

Hello bigmouths of Abudban!

Republic Military School [RMS] are initiating a demolition of Heretic Army in Abudban and Empire.

We call all other noob corp men and women to arms from this friday 22:00 eve time to evaquate the human rats out of Empire once and for all. We have unlimited funding available for the most active killers.

Jude Lloyd's head - 1mil isk each time
any other his corp member's (current, past or future) head - 500k isk

anyone to kill Jude Lloyd 100 times gets a bil extra
anyone to kill any of his corp member 100 times (current, past or future) gets 500mil extra

further payment options available, send mails with ideas which will all be appreciated.

Now. Jude fkin Lloyd you have 1 day to reconsider playing this game and delete your character cause you will have no peace in here from now on. Same applies to your corp members. Post the proof of character termintation and your corp mates will be left in peace. Any member of your corp may pay Republic Military School a 500mil one time fee for not being killed and ****** afterwards or the other way round.

P.S. no I am not buthurt, no I have not been abused by these little rats, no none of my mates either. no, your wrong, i am doing this cause I feel pleasure hurting the weaker ones.

any ideas are welcome, lets rock the fking boat boooys n gals

Right.

Hello bigmouths of Abudban!

Republic Military School [RMS] are initiating a demolition of Heretic Army in Abudban and Empire.

We call all other noob corp men and women to arms from this friday 22:00 eve time to evaquate the human rats out of Empire once and for all. We have unlimited funding available for the most active killers.

Jude Lloyd's head - 1mil isk each time
any other his corp member's (current, past or future) head - 500k isk

anyone to kill Jude Lloyd 100 times gets a bil extra
anyone to kill any of his corp member 100 times (current, past or future) gets 500mil extra

further payment options available, send mails with ideas which will all be appreciated.

Now. Jude fkin Lloyd you have 1 day to reconsider playing this game and delete your character cause you will have no peace in here from now on. Same applies to your corp members. Post the proof of character termintation and your corp mates will be left in peace. Any member of your corp may pay Republic Military School a 500mil one time fee for not being killed and ****** afterwards or the other way round.

P.S. no I am not buthurt, no I have not been abused by these little rats, no none of my mates either. no, your wrong, i am doing this cause I feel pleasure hurting the weaker ones.

any ideas are welcome, lets rock the fking boat boooys n gals

So has anyone poped Jude yet. This has provided me with many lulz. On a side note though. The pay off for protection would be a good idea. We will find you.

This is my official statement of non-compliance.

So have you thought of setting up a killboard or a campaign on your current killboard to track the ganks. That may help show that you guys are causing damage to those who do not pay.

http://kb.heretic-army.biz/?a=cc_detail&ctr_id=5&view=recent_activity

^^ We drank too much rum and lost the password for the eve-kill board

IGÇÖm not a miner and IGÇÖm not trolling, but it seems hardly worth someone paying for GÇÿsecurityGÇÖ that only pertains to 1 his-sec system; if I were one of those pilots, IGÇÖd just move... If you guys are such a powerhouse, why not offer to fly support/security for these miners in a low sector? YouGÇÖd be able to charge a lot more and have the ability to gank pilots passing through. Plus you can still go to your favorite hi-sec system and suicide gank the miners there as you have been doing anywayGǪ

ill give you an answer, and i believe i also speak for the miners on this one:

Effort.