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Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.12.14 11:04:00 -
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Hello miners of Abudban!
Heretic Army is now selling mining passes for your system! These passes guarantee your Mining barges, Orcas, Etc. safety from our suicide gank squads. We will give you blue status for 30 days from the time you pay, and we assure you those standings will be honored.
Individual Fee: 200 Million ISK Per Month Corporation Fee: 500 Million ISK Per Month
As more and more corporations pay for these passes, those who do not will be in greater danger. Keep that in mind when considering this purchase.
Convo/message myself to discuss a purchase of an Abudban Mining Pass! ISK will be payable to myself or Heretic Army.
Jude o7 Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
212
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Posted - 2011.12.14 11:05:00 -
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A smart purchase seeing as Hulkageddon approaches.  Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Jes Visuit
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2011.12.14 12:29:00 -
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Jude Lloyd wrote:
As more and more corporations pay for these passes, those who do not will be in greater danger. Keep that in mind when considering this purchase.
so you're saying that as long as no one buys into this scheme everyone will be in, relatively, very little danger? |

Joshua Aivoras
Tech IV Industries Pandorum Invictus
42
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Posted - 2011.12.14 12:57:00 -
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Oh wow.
+1 for originality, I suppose. |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
212
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Posted - 2011.12.14 12:58:00 -
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Jes Visuit wrote:Jude Lloyd wrote:
As more and more corporations pay for these passes, those who do not will be in greater danger. Keep that in mind when considering this purchase.
so you're saying that as long as no one buys into this scheme everyone will be in, relatively, very little danger?
Either way, we are going to be making runs into Abudban every 15 minutes for hours, days, weeks. We will be dropping several hundred Hulks/Mackinaws/Orcas, Etc. in the coming months, so if a pilot would like to protect his assets, he or she will purchase one of these passes.
If we have 1/3 of the Hulks on the belt blue, then the other 2/3's have a higher risk of being popped and probably podded.
Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
215
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Posted - 2011.12.14 13:02:00 -
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Hey Jude, don't make it bad Take a sad song and make it better Remember to let her into your heart Then you can start to make it better
Hey Jude, don't be afraid You were made to go out and get her The minute you let her under your skin Then you begin to make it better
And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain Don't carry the world upon your shoulders For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool By making his world a little colder Na na na, na na, na na na na
Hey Jude, don't let me down You have found her, now go and get her Remember to let her into your heart Then you can start to make it better
So let it out and let it in, hey Jude, begin You're waiting for someone to perform with And don't you know that it's just you? Hey Jude, you'll do The movement you need is on your shoulder Na na na, na na, na na na na, yeah
Hey Jude, don't make it bad Take a sad song and make it better Remember to let her under your skin Then you begin to make it better Better, better, better, better, better, oh!
Na na na, na-na na na Na-na na na, hey Jude Na na na, na-na na na Na-na na na, hey Jude
Na na na, na-na na na Na-na na na, hey Jude Na na na, na-na na na Na-na na na, hey Jude
Na na na, na-na na na Na-na na na, hey Jude Na na na, na-na na na Na-na na na, hey Jude
tl:dr this thread sucks just as hard as Judes blog |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
212
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Posted - 2011.12.14 13:09:00 -
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Skippermonkey wrote:Hey Jude, don't make it bad Take a sad song and make it better Remember to let her into your heart Then you can start to make it better
Hey Jude, don't be afraid You were made to go out and get her The minute you let her under your skin Then you begin to make it better
And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain Don't carry the world upon your shoulders For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool By making his world a little colder Na na na, na na, na na na na
Hey Jude, don't let me down You have found her, now go and get her Remember to let her into your heart Then you can start to make it better
So let it out and let it in, hey Jude, begin You're waiting for someone to perform with And don't you know that it's just you? Hey Jude, you'll do The movement you need is on your shoulder Na na na, na na, na na na na, yeah
Hey Jude, don't make it bad Take a sad song and make it better Remember to let her under your skin Then you begin to make it better Better, better, better, better, better, oh!
Na na na, na-na na na Na-na na na, hey Jude Na na na, na-na na na Na-na na na, hey Jude
Na na na, na-na na na Na-na na na, hey Jude Na na na, na-na na na Na-na na na, hey Jude
Na na na, na-na na na Na-na na na, hey Jude Na na na, na-na na na Na-na na na, hey Jude
tl:dr this thread sucks just as hard as Judes blog
My blog really only entertains a certain crowd - lowsec pew pewers and pirates, and ANTI fans.
Also, you could have at least taken the time to write some Eve themed lyrics for the Chorus :P
Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

MrWhitei God
Heretic Army
17
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Posted - 2011.12.14 13:21:00 -
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Jude Lloyd wrote: Also, you could have at least taken the time to write some Eve themed lyrics for the Chorus :P
this is only a suggestion and not an excuse to butcher a perfectly good song |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
212
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Posted - 2011.12.14 13:42:00 -
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MrWhitei God wrote:Jude Lloyd wrote: Also, you could have at least taken the time to write some Eve themed lyrics for the Chorus :P
this is only a suggestion and not an excuse to butcher a perfectly good song
Good point, I'll be honest... with all of the different genres I listen to, The Beatles are still my favorite band (Cliche I know, but I was raised listening and playing their music). Don't **** with the song :P
Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

ChYph3r
Multiplex Gaming SpaceMonkey's Alliance
10
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Posted - 2011.12.14 13:55:00 -
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Empire BS........waste of a good thread space.......... AMP - Angry Monkey Podcast |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
212
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Posted - 2011.12.14 14:03:00 -
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ChYph3r wrote:Empire BS........waste of a good thread space..........
Lol its not like we are Empire PVPers, we are coming from lowsec and ganking those dumb enough to mine in a video game.
Free loot, tears, and laughs, nothing wrong with that.
Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Prince Kobol
90
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Posted - 2011.12.14 14:06:00 -
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Or and I know this might be controversial... mine in a different system? |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
213
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Posted - 2011.12.14 14:10:00 -
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Prince Kobol wrote:Or and I know this might be controversial... mine in a different system?
People aren't that smart man, trust me. Plus, botters will want to protect their way of life. Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

WiLi19
Heretic Army
1
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Posted - 2011.12.14 14:28:00 -
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Miners without the pass will die! |

Jarnis McPieksu
Aliastra Gallente Federation
98
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Posted - 2011.12.14 14:28:00 -
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Guys, while I fully endorse suicide ganking miners, if you make it a business venture and keep doing it over long term, you'll just cause enough tears and ragequits that CCP will nerf suicide ganking to the ground. And if they do so, I would be very unhappy.
(And yes, extorting "protection fees" which in all reality do not protect you from anything is "making a business venture" out of it)
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Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
216
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Posted - 2011.12.14 15:08:00 -
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Jude Lloyd wrote:My blog really only entertains a certain crowd - lowsec pew pewers and pirates, and ANTI fans. Its looks horrible and it made me not want to read anything
so i didnt |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
213
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Posted - 2011.12.14 15:16:00 -
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Skippermonkey wrote:Jude Lloyd wrote:My blog really only entertains a certain crowd - lowsec pew pewers and pirates, and ANTI fans. Its looks horrible and it made me not want to read anything so i didnt
Lol fair enough. =) Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Prince Kobol
93
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Posted - 2011.12.14 15:18:00 -
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Jude Lloyd wrote:Prince Kobol wrote:Or and I know this might be controversial... mine in a different system? People aren't that smart man, trust me. Plus, botters will want to protect their way of life.
You know.. you are right and if people are stupid enough to mine in Abudban the I wish you god speed with your ganks :)
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Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
213
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Posted - 2011.12.14 15:22:00 -
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Prince Kobol wrote:Jude Lloyd wrote:Prince Kobol wrote:Or and I know this might be controversial... mine in a different system? People aren't that smart man, trust me. Plus, botters will want to protect their way of life. You know.. you are right and if people are stupid enough to mine in Abudban the I wish you god speed with your ganks :)
Haha thanks.  Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Kaomi Zorbaz
Claint Industries
0
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Posted - 2011.12.14 16:00:00 -
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Do you accept financing? |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
213
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Posted - 2011.12.14 16:06:00 -
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Kaomi Zorbaz wrote:Do you accept financing?
Meaning letting someone else handle the income? Nope. Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

SithLordSidious
Miffed inc.
1
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Posted - 2011.12.14 17:50:00 -
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Seems Legit. i paid them and they have ganked hulks all around me but havent tried ganking me +10/10. |

Jack Traynor
One More Corp
17
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Posted - 2011.12.14 18:21:00 -
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Jude Lloyd wrote:Hello miners of Abudban!
Heretic Army is now selling mining passes for your system! These passes guarantee your Mining barges, Orcas, Etc. safety from our suicide gank squads. We will give you blue status for 30 days from the time you pay, and we assure you those standings will be honored. This status applies to highsec only, you will not be safe from attack if, for example, you come to Amamake in a Battleship.
Individual Fee: 100 Million ISK Per Month Corporation Fee: 300 Million ISK Per Month
As more and more corporations pay for these passes, those who do not will be in greater danger. Keep that in mind when considering this purchase.
Convo/message myself to discuss a purchase of an Abudban Mining Pass! ISK will be payable to myself or Heretic Army.
Jude o7
Damn, youse gaiz are eeleet!!! Where can I sign up for such awesome success at killing ships that won't shoot back!?!?!?!!? |

Miss Margin
Miss Margin Corp
4
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Posted - 2011.12.14 19:18:00 -
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Joshua Aivoras wrote:Oh wow.
+1 for originality, I suppose.
Didn't goons already do this with their ice interdiction scheme, sell licenses to mine ice that they have no intention of honoring? This character is for Sale, pure trade skills.-á https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=517979#post517979
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Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
213
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Posted - 2011.12.14 19:22:00 -
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Miss Margin wrote:Joshua Aivoras wrote:Oh wow.
+1 for originality, I suppose. Didn't goons already do this with their ice interdiction scheme, sell licenses to mine ice that they have no intention of honoring?
The difference being that we will honor. Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Krios Ahzek
Juvenis Iratus
296
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Posted - 2011.12.14 19:41:00 -
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Joshua Aivoras wrote:Oh wow.
+1 for originality, I suppose.
Not even Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks. |

Axis Raikkonen
Combat Pigs
0
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Posted - 2011.12.14 19:52:00 -
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Recipe for lulz:
- Sell protection from Hulkageddon/similar gankfest
- Have partners sell similar but separate protection
- Gullible miners buy protection from one person, can't afford to buy from others
- Find gullible miner, honor agreement. Give away location to partners.
- Partners gank miner. Tears ensue.
- ???
- _______________!!!
That last one is a fill-in-the-blank.
P.S. Miners who buy this are just encouraging further gankfests and helping to fund their efforts. But hey, I guess when you're getting chased by a bear all that matters is running faster than the other guy. |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
213
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Posted - 2011.12.14 20:06:00 -
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Just got our first customer!  Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
213
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Posted - 2011.12.14 20:09:00 -
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Axis Raikkonen wrote:Recipe for lulz:
- Sell protection from Hulkageddon/similar gankfest
- Have partners sell similar but separate protection
- Gullible miners buy protection from one person, can't afford to buy from others
- Find gullible miner, honor agreement. Give away location to partners.
- Partners gank miner. Tears ensue.
- ???
- _______________!!!
That last one is a fill-in-the-blank. P.S. Miners who buy this are just encouraging further gankfests and helping to fund their efforts. But hey, I guess when you're getting chased by a bear all that matters is running faster than the other guy.
Give away locations? You mean the asteroid belts in Abudban? Not very hard to locate the miners m8.
Heretic Army CEO Host of Frigfry Fridays http://judelloyd.blog.com/ -á |

Axis Raikkonen
Combat Pigs
0
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Posted - 2011.12.14 20:12:00 -
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Jude Lloyd wrote:Just got our first customer!  You should maintain a customer list in this thread. Make it easier for your fellow "protection specialists" to find paying clients! |
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