so you're saying that as long as no one buys into this scheme everyone will be in, relatively, very little danger?

Hey Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

Hey Jude, don't be afraid
You were made to go out and get her
The minute you let her under your skin
Then you begin to make it better

And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders
For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder
Na na na, na na, na na na na

Hey Jude, don't let me down
You have found her, now go and get her
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

So let it out and let it in, hey Jude, begin
You're waiting for someone to perform with
And don't you know that it's just you? Hey Jude, you'll do
The movement you need is on your shoulder
Na na na, na na, na na na na, yeah

Hey Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her under your skin
Then you begin to make it better
Better, better, better, better, better, oh!

Na na na, na-na na na
Na-na na na, hey Jude
Na na na, na-na na na
Na-na na na, hey Jude

Na na na, na-na na na
Na-na na na, hey Jude
Na na na, na-na na na
Na-na na na, hey Jude

Na na na, na-na na na
Na-na na na, hey Jude
Na na na, na-na na na
Na-na na na, hey Jude

tl:dr this thread sucks just as hard as Judes blog

Also, you could have at least taken the time to write some Eve themed lyrics for the Chorus :P

this is only a suggestion and not an excuse to butcher a perfectly good song

Empire BS........waste of a good thread space..........

Or and I know this might be controversial... mine in a different system?

My blog really only entertains a certain crowd - lowsec pew pewers and pirates, and ANTI fans.

Its looks horrible and it made me not want to read anything

so i didnt

People aren't that smart man, trust me. Plus, botters will want to protect their way of life.

You know.. you are right and if people are stupid enough to mine in Abudban the I wish you god speed with your ganks :)

Do you accept financing?

Hello miners of Abudban!

Heretic Army is now selling mining passes for your system! These passes guarantee your Mining barges, Orcas, Etc. safety from our suicide gank squads. We will give you blue status for 30 days from the time you pay, and we assure you those standings will be honored. This status applies to highsec only, you will not be safe from attack if, for example, you come to Amamake in a Battleship.

Individual Fee: 100 Million ISK Per Month
Corporation Fee: 300 Million ISK Per Month

As more and more corporations pay for these passes, those who do not will be in greater danger. Keep that in mind when considering this purchase.

Convo/message myself to discuss a purchase of an Abudban Mining Pass! ISK will be payable to myself or Heretic Army.

Jude o7

Oh wow.

+1 for originality, I suppose.

Didn't goons already do this with their ice interdiction scheme, sell licenses to mine ice that they have no intention of honoring?

Oh wow.

+1 for originality, I suppose.

Recipe for lulz:

1. Sell protection from Hulkageddon/similar gankfest
2. Have partners sell similar but separate protection
3. Gullible miners buy protection from one person, can't afford to buy from others
4. Find gullible miner, honor agreement. Give away location to partners.
5. Partners gank miner. Tears ensue.
6. ???
7. _______________!!!

That last one is a fill-in-the-blank.

P.S. Miners who buy this are just encouraging further gankfests and helping to fund their efforts. But hey, I guess when you're getting chased by a bear all that matters is running faster than the other guy.

Just got our first customer!

so you're saying that as long as no one buys into this scheme everyone will be in, relatively, very little danger?

Guys, while I fully endorse suicide ganking miners, if you make it a business venture and keep doing it over long term, you'll just cause enough tears and ragequits that CCP will nerf suicide ganking to the ground. And if they do so, I would be very unhappy. Please farm tears responsibly!

(And yes, extorting "protection fees" which in all reality do not protect you from anything is "making a business venture" out of it)

You should maintain a customer list in this thread. Make it easier for your fellow "protection specialists" to find paying clients!

You are aware that suicide ganking has already been "nerfed into the ground" right? :)

-Liang

waiting for you to announce a payout plan for killed macks and hulks.

Once you guys do that and honor the payouts you will have much more support on this.

waiting for you to announce a payout plan for killed macks and hulks.

Once you guys do that and honor the payouts you will have much more support on this.

So wait.... This is just 1 system? Not even a region? Why wouldn't miners just move? What makes this system so worth while to mine in any ways?

Hmmm... I wonder just how many thrasher it would take to pop a mining rokh... I may have to fly there to find out. LOL

As for not making any accidental kills... That is a pretty big claim. Why not put your isk and 5 carriers if materials where your mouth is? If you are so confident in not killing customers, then offer to replace any accidental kill, refund the paid price, and throw in a little extra isk? If you really are that confident, then you are risking nothing and people may like the reassurance.

Right.

Hello bigmouths of Abudban!

Republic Military School [RMS] are initiating a demolition of Heretic Army in Abudban and Empire.

We call all other noob corp men and women to arms from this friday 22:00 eve time to evaquate the human rats out of Empire once and for all. We have unlimited funding available for the most active killers.

Jude Lloyd's head - 1mil isk each time
any other his corp member's (current, past or future) head - 500k isk

anyone to kill Jude Lloyd 100 times gets a bil extra
anyone to kill any of his corp member 100 times (current, past or future) gets 500mil extra

further payment options available, send mails with ideas which will all be appreciated.

Now. Jude fkin Lloyd you have 1 day to reconsider playing this game and delete your character cause you will have no peace in here from now on. Same applies to your corp members. Post the proof of character termintation and your corp mates will be left in peace. Any member of your corp may pay Republic Military School a 500mil one time fee for not being killed and ****** afterwards or the other way round.

P.S. no I am not buthurt, no I have not been abused by these little rats, no none of my mates either. no, your wrong, i am doing this cause I feel pleasure hurting the weaker ones.

any ideas are welcome, lets rock the fking boat boooys n gals

Any member of your corp may pay Republic Military School a 500mil one time fee for not being killed and ****** afterwards or the other way round.

Right.

Hello bigmouths of Abudban!

Republic Military School [RMS] are initiating a demolition of Heretic Army in Abudban and Empire.

We call all other noob corp men and women to arms from this friday 22:00 eve time to evaquate the human rats out of Empire once and for all. We have unlimited funding available for the most active killers.

Jude Lloyd's head - 1mil isk each time
any other his corp member's (current, past or future) head - 500k isk

anyone to kill Jude Lloyd 100 times gets a bil extra
anyone to kill any of his corp member 100 times (current, past or future) gets 500mil extra

further payment options available, send mails with ideas which will all be appreciated.

Now. Jude fkin Lloyd you have 1 day to reconsider playing this game and delete your character cause you will have no peace in here from now on. Same applies to your corp members. Post the proof of character termintation and your corp mates will be left in peace. Any member of your corp may pay Republic Military School a 500mil one time fee for not being killed and ****** afterwards or the other way round.

P.S. no I am not buthurt, no I have not been abused by these little rats, no none of my mates either. no, your wrong, i am doing this cause I feel pleasure hurting the weaker ones.

any ideas are welcome, lets rock the fking boat boooys n gals

lol
Emphasis mine.
Extortion: you're doing it wrong.

Well, maybe not that great... you're just a noob corp after all.

Lastly, U MAD? Because you sound pretty mad.

my intention was to sound mad, yes. thats the motivation for them noobcorpmembers i hope.

and look oh look who started talkin seriousrly after all :D

I repeat - I have never met any of those rats in game before nor suffered from them so cut this out already, im not mad.

well, the downside will be deployed infront of your little greedy eyes sooner or later. any player that was connected to you, lets say was, is or ever will be in a same corp as you, will be tortured. as long as there are followers and you do not stay docked while selling your 'mining passes' you will be killed. and fee isnt that big because i believe there will be plenty of payments and who the **** are you to deserve a better payment in the first place? some idiot who decided to claim 1 empire system? that kind of characters are being put in the hospitals for having a psyhiciatric disorder (forgot how its called). bored?

Would a list of my known associates from the past year be helpful to you? I can send that in game if you'd like.

Would a list of my known associates from the past year be helpful to you? I can send that in game if you'd like.

Known associates:

1. Minmatar Customs Major
2. Jumpgate Sentry Gun
3. CONCORD Police Captain

Also Silvester, post with your main please... it'll build trust with your RMS followers to know that their leader isn't someone with no record on any killboard ever.

you ARE bored arent you? I am not going to disapoint you by posting with my main or letting you have a look at its killboard noob. the qestion is not about my mental health here. control your ego and everything else will be ok.

Oh wow.

+1 for originality, I suppose.

Abudban you say? Great. Nice to know there will be some miners there with a false sense of security after buying a 'mining pass'.

This thread has probably made Abudban the most dangerous system to mine in. Was that the intention?

Not quite...

Bastard Pass

-1 for originality

+1 for Jude Lloyd and his pure evilness

Lol that is pretty awesome.

Also, does that mean I'm at zero currently?

This is my official statement of non-compliance.

Right.

Hello bigmouths of Abudban!

Republic Military School [RMS] are initiating a demolition of Heretic Army in Abudban and Empire.

We call all other noob corp men and women to arms from this friday 22:00 eve time to evaquate the human rats out of Empire once and for all. We have unlimited funding available for the most active killers.

Jude Lloyd's head - 1mil isk each time
any other his corp member's (current, past or future) head - 500k isk

anyone to kill Jude Lloyd 100 times gets a bil extra
anyone to kill any of his corp member 100 times (current, past or future) gets 500mil extra

further payment options available, send mails with ideas which will all be appreciated.

Now. Jude fkin Lloyd you have 1 day to reconsider playing this game and delete your character cause you will have no peace in here from now on. Same applies to your corp members. Post the proof of character termintation and your corp mates will be left in peace. Any member of your corp may pay Republic Military School a 500mil one time fee for not being killed and ****** afterwards or the other way round.

P.S. no I am not buthurt, no I have not been abused by these little rats, no none of my mates either. no, your wrong, i am doing this cause I feel pleasure hurting the weaker ones.

any ideas are welcome, lets rock the fking boat boooys n gals

Well, that would suggest that we would be killing our customers, which we will not be doing. If they purchase the mining pass, they will receive complete safety from our Heretic Jihad squads. We will not have to replace any "accidental" kills because we won't make any.

Recipe for lulz:


P.S. Miners who buy this are just encouraging further gankfests and helping to fund their efforts. But hey, I guess when you're getting chased by a bear all that matters is running faster than the other guy.

And you are?

Right.

Hello bigmouths of Abudban!

Republic Military School [RMS] are initiating a demolition of Heretic Army in Abudban and Empire.

We call all other noob corp men and women to arms from this friday 22:00 eve time to evaquate the human rats out of Empire once and for all. We have unlimited funding available for the most active killers.

Jude Lloyd's head - 1mil isk each time
any other his corp member's (current, past or future) head - 500k isk

anyone to kill Jude Lloyd 100 times gets a bil extra
anyone to kill any of his corp member 100 times (current, past or future) gets 500mil extra

further payment options available, send mails with ideas which will all be appreciated.

Now. Jude fkin Lloyd you have 1 day to reconsider playing this game and delete your character cause you will have no peace in here from now on. Same applies to your corp members. Post the proof of character termintation and your corp mates will be left in peace. Any member of your corp may pay Republic Military School a 500mil one time fee for not being killed and ****** afterwards or the other way round.

P.S. no I am not buthurt, no I have not been abused by these little rats, no none of my mates either. no, your wrong, i am doing this cause I feel pleasure hurting the weaker ones.

any ideas are welcome, lets rock the fking boat boooys n gals

Right.

Hello bigmouths of Abudban!

Republic Military School [RMS] are initiating a demolition of Heretic Army in Abudban and Empire.

We call all other noob corp men and women to arms from this friday 22:00 eve time to evaquate the human rats out of Empire once and for all. We have unlimited funding available for the most active killers.

Jude Lloyd's head - 1mil isk each time
any other his corp member's (current, past or future) head - 500k isk

anyone to kill Jude Lloyd 100 times gets a bil extra
anyone to kill any of his corp member 100 times (current, past or future) gets 500mil extra

further payment options available, send mails with ideas which will all be appreciated.

Now. Jude fkin Lloyd you have 1 day to reconsider playing this game and delete your character cause you will have no peace in here from now on. Same applies to your corp members. Post the proof of character termintation and your corp mates will be left in peace. Any member of your corp may pay Republic Military School a 500mil one time fee for not being killed and ****** afterwards or the other way round.

P.S. no I am not buthurt, no I have not been abused by these little rats, no none of my mates either. no, your wrong, i am doing this cause I feel pleasure hurting the weaker ones.

any ideas are welcome, lets rock the fking boat boooys n gals

So has anyone poped Jude yet. This has provided me with many lulz. On a side note though. The pay off for protection would be a good idea. We will find you.

This is my official statement of non-compliance.

So have you thought of setting up a killboard or a campaign on your current killboard to track the ganks. That may help show that you guys are causing damage to those who do not pay.

http://kb.heretic-army.biz/?a=cc_detail&ctr_id=5&view=recent_activity

^^ We drank too much rum and lost the password for the eve-kill board

IGÇÖm not a miner and IGÇÖm not trolling, but it seems hardly worth someone paying for GÇÿsecurityGÇÖ that only pertains to 1 his-sec system; if I were one of those pilots, IGÇÖd just move... If you guys are such a powerhouse, why not offer to fly support/security for these miners in a low sector? YouGÇÖd be able to charge a lot more and have the ability to gank pilots passing through. Plus you can still go to your favorite hi-sec system and suicide gank the miners there as you have been doing anywayGǪ

ill give you an answer, and i believe i also speak for the miners on this one:

Effort.

My -10.0 sec status is going to make you very hard to protect from can flippers.

Jude, what are the chances of you setting up a sort of Amamake PI freeport? Say 50mil a month for blue standings and 0% tax on POCOs ? I think there might actually be some interest in that sort of thing.

Miners without the pass will die!

this is only a suggestion and not an excuse to butcher a perfectly good song

those dumb enough to mine in a video game.

I'm shocked this isn't being done in every system. It's just a protection racket with disposable (alts) muscle.

Good stuff!

on top again

Heretic Army pride ourselves on Hono(u)r, Integrity, and ASCII Thorax's.

Blues are never shot (unless they shoot first), and if we're gonna gank, we gank with our mains

Infact, just for sh1ts and giggles I will personally put a 5 billion ISK reward (and invite you to join Heretic Academy) on the member of RMS that actually pod kills Jude 3 times.

Hmm. Can I take you up on that offer even if I am in Brutor Tribe? I mean..a n00b is a n00b, right?

I think even the most clever militia blob would have a tough time with this. After all, Jude Lloyd is quite wiley

How hard can it be?Gäó

Just wait around long enough, be present when he gets Concordokkened and try to get that pod, right?
Could be fun to see how many fails I would manage to generate out of this