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Soporo
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Posted - 2007.01.28 21:55:00 -
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Let's list some of the coolest EVE Quotes and Sig messages we see here and IN-GAME Bio.
Please avoid national, racial or religious blah blah, uh...unless its about Gallente or Mimms.
"You thundering retard!"
"0.0 is the final frontier, bring money and friends."
"LowSec is the final frontier, bring...ummm..ah screw it just go to 0.0"
(my personal addition^^^)
"Yo momma so fat, BOB mistaken her for a region and claimed her."
"An untitled thread is like Christmass in a
c r a c k house, probly nothing worthwhile there, but you ought to check just in case."
(my addition^^^, yes, weak I know)
"Fighting in EVE on Sundays is like hitting on a Supermodel, you want to try it, but are pretty sure your gonna get denied."
Bound to be a trillion others I have forgotten.
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Nero Scuro
Caldari
Jejaikaro Corporation
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Posted - 2007.01.28 21:57:00 -
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I was in an empire system when they used their grief tactics to explode everything I own.
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Magr Rose
Contention Inc
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Posted - 2007.01.28 22:04:00 -
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Part of a Merc Corp Bio:
War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military.
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.28 22:15:00 -
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"Don't call me a griefer because you fly a space pinata and I chose to swing the stick" (My own but some one from the features and ideas forum put it in their sig)
"Spaceshido" -Ikvar
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Ikvar
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.01.28 22:16:00 -
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 Originally by: Nero Scuro
I was in an empire system when they used their grief tactics to explode everything I own.
I used this quote in my sig after reading the thread that spawned it, because it's funny as ****.
Originally by: Rekindle
I was in an empire system when they used their grief tactics to explode everything I own.
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.28 22:39:00 -
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Originally by: Ikvar
Oh here's another one everyone should put in their sigs: 'Marcus TheMartin stop posting and go back to /b/'.
To be 100% honest I've been to /b/ 3 times. 1st time there this guy was having a klan Q&A, the 2nd time there were lolz, and the 3rd time there was scat pron. So I'm not a major
/b/tard as you seem to be assuming. But atleast I have a lets hate marcus fan club. Join now with a 1,000,000 isk one time enterance fee!
Half Assed Rhymage |
Araxmas
Black Lance
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.01.28 22:44:00 -
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Flopster has a good bio, if it's still the one about how he got his name (he might of changed it)
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Sokratesz
Guardians of Hell's Gate
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.01.28 22:46:00 -
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Edited by: Sokratesz on 28/01/2007 22:43:30
What i find absolutely retarded, unoriginal, dumb, lame and alot of other superlatives, is that everyone and his mom has:
a) Their biggest wrecking hit on untanked hull of godknows who's ship
b) Some weird Sun-Tzu quote completely ripped out of context in an attempt to look cool
c) That lame Bunny
d) That lame evil Bunny
e) That lame bunny-eating snake
f) That lame beer truck
g) Some utterly retarded questionnaire stretching the borders of even my stupidity
h) Their country's flag
i) That lame ASCII art thingy of some babe
and some other stuff. I like the rest usually.
Basilisk Fitting Link |
Rhaegar Targarin
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.01.28 22:51:00 -
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Originally by: Sokratesz
Edited by: Sokratesz on 28/01/2007 22:43:30
What i find absolutely retarded, unoriginal, dumb, lame and alot of other superlatives, is that everyone and his mom has:
a) Their biggest wrecking hit on untanked hull of godknows who's ship
b) Some weird Sun-Tzu quote completely ripped out of context in an attempt to look cool
c) That lame Bunny
d) That lame evil Bunny
e) That lame bunny-eating snake
f) That lame beer truck
g) Some utterly retarded questionnaire stretching the borders of even my stupidity
h) Their country's flag
i) That lame ASCII art thingy of some babe
and some other stuff. I like the rest usually.
QFT. Unoriginal and Lame. Each and every one of the above.
Rhaegar Targarin - Minmatar Combat Pilot |
Sokratesz
Guardians of Hell's Gate
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.01.28 22:57:00 -
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added some more
Basilisk Fitting Link |
Kehmor
Caldari
PAK
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Posted - 2007.01.28 22:58:00 -
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Edited by: Kehmor on 28/01/2007 22:55:36
I personally like super original roleplay bios
example:
<insert name> was born into a poor family. somehow he still managed to go to incredibly expensive piloting school. He was top of all his classes especially combat ones. Then, 50million pirates killed his parents and family. He has swarn revenge on this scum, but has started by looking in local high sec astroid belts, tearing the roids apart in the hope of finding his parent's killers. What? It's as good a place to start as any.
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Xiaodown
Dragons Of Redemption
Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.28 22:59:00 -
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My bio has a corp mate's quote in it from a corp chat discussion. We had hostiles incoming, and what he meant to say was:
Yeah, Baby! Killing time!
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Cmdr Sy
Repo Industries
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Posted - 2007.01.28 22:59:00 -
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NPC damage types, sec status tables and other noob tips which cry out "I'm the kind of player that doesn't watch Local, can't use the scanner and has no practice making safespots".
Logoffs
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The Pointless
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.01.28 23:01:00 -
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Edited by: The Pointless on 28/01/2007 22:59:34
I like my bio, same as my sig. Nice and to the point. 
Oh, and Sokratesz, you forgot ASCII middle fingers. Pa...thet...ic.
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Ikvar
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.01.28 23:01:00 -
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Originally by: Sokratesz
a) Their biggest wrecking hit on untanked hull of godknows who's ship
'Your Tech I Large Turret perfectly strikes 2.5k level 1 mission NPC, wrecking for 87.2 damage'
Yeah, I'm hardcore 
Originally by: Rekindle
I was in an empire system when they used their grief tactics to explode everything I own.
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Nero Scuro
Caldari
Jejaikaro Corporation
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Posted - 2007.01.28 23:01:00 -
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Originally by: Sokratesz
Edited by: Sokratesz on 28/01/2007 22:51:20
Edited by: Sokratesz on 28/01/2007 22:43:30
What i find absolutely retarded, unoriginal, dumb, lame and alot of other superlatives, is that everyone and his mom has:
a) Their biggest wrecking hit on untanked hull of godknows who's ship
b) Some weird Sun-Tzu quote completely ripped out of context in an attempt to look cool
c) That lame Bunny
d) That lame evil Bunny
e) That lame bunny-eating snake
f) That lame beer truck
g) Some utterly retarded questionnaire stretching the borders of even my stupidity
h) Their country's flag
i) That lame ASCII art thingy of some babe
j) A list of 'blues', people they expect to come to their help when theyre in trouble
k) A copied conversation with some newbies, prob not even real and only used for the sake of making the newbie look retarded
l) That 'dont speak english F1,F2,F3' thing. Only RA can have that
m) A list of worthless officer and faction stuff they try to sell by putting 'selling stuff, see bio' in local everywhere
and some other stuff. I like the rest usually.
To add to the list - people who post their entire bio in alternating bright cyan and pink or equally aggrevating colours. I have to wonder why, and all I can think of is that they're retarded and they were drawn by the shiny colour button?
Oh, and RPers who have 'xxi645::please wait, you are haxxoring CONCORD database for my uber sekret bio lol' things in there. It's presumptious, but I doubt it bothers most people. Just me I guess. :|
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Araxmas
Black Lance
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.01.28 23:04:00 -
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My bio has the quote showing the message I got from the eve system as to what happened to my old bio.
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.28 23:44:00 -
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Originally by: Xiaodown
My bio has a corp mate's quote in it from a corp chat discussion. We had hostiles incoming, and what he meant to say was:
Yeah, Baby! Killing time!
But, he didn't use any punctuation.
Half Assed Rhymage |
Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.28 23:45:00 -
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Originally by: Nero Scuro
Oh, and RPers who have 'xxi645::please wait, you are haxxoring CONCORD database for my uber sekret bio lol' things in there. It's presumptious, but I doubt it bothers most people. Just me I guess. :|
I hate it. Why is every one in eve a superspy, a genetic experiment, the perfect life form, or something else that would make you seem super cool
Half Assed Rhymage |
Nero Scuro
Caldari
Jejaikaro Corporation
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Posted - 2007.01.28 23:52:00 -
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Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
Originally by: Nero Scuro
Oh, and RPers who have 'xxi645::please wait, you are haxxoring CONCORD database for my uber sekret bio lol' things in there. It's presumptious, but I doubt it bothers most people. Just me I guess. :|
I hate it. Why is every one in eve a superspy, a genetic experiment, the perfect life form, or something else that would make you seem super cool
What I personally like is how every superspy announces that they're a superspy in their own bio, that the genetic experiments all act, talk and look EXACTLY like everybody else and the 'perfect lifeforms' are all angsty emos with absolutely no sense of humor.
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Clementina
Eye of God
X-PACT
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Posted - 2007.01.28 23:55:00 -
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For a short period of time (When OCC left the north to join Chimera Pact), I had this in my bio. There was some talk of reserecting the PA, This is what I thought of that
Originally by: "Clementina's old bio"
My ships once flew here, but now they are dust.
My fleets once fought here, but now they've been owned.
My Alliance once Ruled here, but now it is dead
A memory was born here, that's all that remains.
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Arion Daishi
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Posted - 2007.01.28 23:56:00 -
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TK: I <3 mining... raping the worlds of thier richs to sell to the highest bidder....Stealing natural treasures that should belong to all for my own personal gain... there is no greater joy then robbing the faceless masses of thier most under valued treasure that they will never notice is gone till too late...
AM: Remind me to never let Jav give you access to the corp wallet
one day some woman is going to find a very sexual man under this nerd....
Those are two stolen from a corpmate.
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Nir
The Doldrums
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Posted - 2007.01.29 00:06:00 -
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Douchebags who think its "funny" or "cute" to trick you into clicking their woefully ill disguised eve.orb.at links
To this day I havn't fallen for it. Still annoying though.
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Rakeris
Legio VIII
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Posted - 2007.01.29 00:08:00 -
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I like mine...only because it was such a pain to make (at the time the boi didn't like it when you linked a lot of things...and was very annoying) and I had to either love or hate it...so I chose the more depressing one.
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Shalia Ripper
Caldari
Perpetua Umbra
Brotherhood Of Steel
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Posted - 2007.01.29 00:41:00 -
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My bio rocks.
Also, Noc Jericho gets props for quoting me.
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Stitcher
Caldari
J.I.T. Enterprises
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.29 00:57:00 -
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In a shameless moment of egomaniacal self-pluggery I present:
MY OWN BIO (abridged edition - just the cool bit, in other words):
Quote:
Stitcher's Rules of EVE:
Rule 0: The GM is always right.
Rule 1: Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men.
Rule 2: Never underestimate the power of an enraged carebear
Rule 2a: Carebear stares are 500% more powerful in siege mode.
Rule 3: this is not the greatest song in the world, this is just a tribute.
Rule 4: mounting small guns on a battleship is dumb.
Rule 5: You are not Captain Picard. Or Han Solo. Or Flash Gordon. Or Edison Trent. Or Buck Rogers. Or Darth Vader.
Rule 5A: You are DEFINITELY not Malcolm Reynolds.
Rule 5b: You can be Cisko or Janeway, if you like, they sucked.
Rule 6: See Rule 17
Rule 7: Rule 7 is a lie.
rule 8: Protein Delicacies are people.
Rule 9: Don't smack talk if you can't back it up. with HACs.
Rule 10: You will not have a bumper sticker that says "My other vessel is a Naglfar"
Rule 10a: Nor will you have a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you love Jin Mei"
Rule 11: Fooled you!
Rule 12: A Megathron full of exotic dancers does not qualify as a "pimpmobile"
Rule 13: Naming yourself after a character from Star Trek, Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica, or any other sci-fi movies or TV shows is unoriginal. You don't want to be unoriginal, do you?
Rule 13A: rule 13 especially applies to Firefly. Yes it's cool, but plagiarism's bad, m'kay?
Rule 14: 1337 5p34|< 15 |)|_||\/|8
Rule 15: You shall not refer to your female Gallente alt as your "*****"
Rule 16: In space, no-one can hear you scream, so shut up and die, already!
Rule 17: See Rule 6
Rule 18: There IS an insta-win button - ctrl-Q
Rule 19: Dude, your alt is a woman!
Rule 20: My god, it's full of cans!
Rule 21: Stealth Battleships are silly
Rule 21a: That goes double for capital ships.
Rule 21b: Entire stealth FLEETS, on the other hand, are awesome
Rule 22: Never EVER forget rule 1
Rule 23: Yelling "Q'apla!" Over TS is not appropriate.
Rule 24: Soundwave Superior. Destructicons Inferior.
Rule 25: Smack in local is a fine and distinguished art. A delicate fencing match of razor wits and clever ripostes. Unfortunately, most of the people who practice it are about as subtle as an Australian rules football match.
Rule 26: There is no rule 11
Payment accepted in the form of Lols, Rofls, Lmaos and ISKs. suggestions always welcome. bear in mind, the bio's hit its character limit, and thus any suggestions you make MUST be better than the awesomeness you see arrayed above you in order to stand a chance of replacing something.
-Stitcher (Ego of the year 2006)
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Icy Z
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Posted - 2007.01.29 01:15:00 -
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Edited by: Icy Z on 29/01/2007 01:24:34
Tired of being ignored when you whine?
Tired of not being listened to when you scream for a dev reply?
You are 1337 but no one seems to recognize?
Want to warn the rest of EVE that the sky is falling?
FEAR NOT! My siggy brings salvation!
Making sigs since tdy. 100 mil a piece. Get yours NOW!!! |
Dahak2150
Chaos Monkeys
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Posted - 2007.01.29 01:22:00 -
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Edited by: Dahak2150 on 29/01/2007 01:21:26
That sig is so going to get nerfed.
Edit: Must resist temptation to look at the bio of everyone who posts here.
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Thales Archon
Gallente
Pale Riders School
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Posted - 2007.01.29 01:33:00 -
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My bio:
"Huh? I am not a bum. I'm a jerk.
I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child..."
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Jason Marshall
Hammer Of Light
Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.01.29 01:39:00 -
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"I live in washington (state) where the girls are always wet."
Tacky lens flares in sigs 4tw! |
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