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Zhaine
Coreli Corporation
Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.01.29 01:53:00 -
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"You thundering retard."
Dunno why, but it still cr&cks me up. . .
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World's best insult:
 Originally by: Phrixus Zephyr
You thundering retard.
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Soporo
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Posted - 2007.01.29 02:00:00 -
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Edited by: Soporo on 29/01/2007 01:59:42
Yeah me too, which why I shamelessly ripped it off you, who ripped it off Phryxus, who got it God knows where.
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smasho
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Posted - 2007.01.29 02:04:00 -
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Originally by: Ikvar
Originally by: Sokratesz
a) Their biggest wrecking hit on untanked hull of godknows who's ship
'Your Tech I Large Turret perfectly strikes 2.5k level 1 mission NPC, wrecking for 87.2 damage'
Usually structure hits on an npc collidable object too.
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Palec Drum
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Posted - 2007.01.29 02:09:00 -
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Actually, i found the turret hits in my bio to be extremely useful. When i was empire pirating, they made me less scary to potential prey. Of course, i only had really crappy ones in there.
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Palec Drum
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Posted - 2007.01.29 02:10:00 -
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^^ apologies, that's my alt.
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Thales Archon
Gallente
Pale Riders School
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Posted - 2007.01.29 02:13:00 -
[36]
Edited by: Thales Archon on 29/01/2007 02:09:14
Originally by: Palec Drum
Actually, i found the turret hits in my bio to be extremely useful. When i was empire pirating, they made me less scary to potential prey. Of course, i only had really crappy ones in there.
Originally by: Palec Drum
^^ apologies, that's my alt.
... you are your own alt!
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ShogunAssassin
System-Lords
E N I G M A
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Posted - 2007.01.29 03:06:00 -
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That dog's as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal.
Fortunately I keep my feathers numbered for, for
just such an emergency.(my bio)
- Foghorn Leghorn
Quote:
if they aren't smurf they die.
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Kieren Rei
Confederation of Independent Corporations
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Posted - 2007.01.29 03:29:00 -
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"GM Guard > I must ask you not to use the petition option like this again but i personally would finish the chicken sandwich first so it wonŠt go to waste. The spaghetti will keep and you can use it the next time you get hungry. Best regards."
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nickky01
The Priory
Shroud Of Darkness
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Posted - 2007.01.29 03:30:00 -
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Edited by: nickky01 on 29/01/2007 03:27:58
my fav bios to read ingame are people who just post funny/stupid things people say in normal chat...
most of mine come from IRC(even more from the #iac channel), i still lol when i read them 
edit*
i bet most people dont get em though...that kinda makes it *** :(
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Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk
Oh and IAC's official response to ISS's offer is lollerskates.
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Ket Halpak
ANZAC ALLIANCE
Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.29 03:55:00 -
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I always have a chuckle at the stupid ones such as
'You have started to warp scramble Veldspar (Asteriod)'
Quote:
Rule 25: Smack in local is a fine and distinguished art. A delicate fencing match of razor wits and clever ripostes. Unfortunately, most of the people who practice it are about as subtle as an Australian rules football match.
I would have thought Nigerian Bank Scam
2 out of my sig are:
'Don't follow me I'm lost' - A sticker i put on my car
'There is no place like 127.0.0.1' - I saw it on a car one day
Quote:
Rule 0: The GM is always right.
This should be on the top of every petition application form!
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pwnedgato
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Posted - 2007.01.29 04:55:00 -
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I read the bio of this really funny guy forgot his name think it had something to do with cats, but in any case his bio said
0.0 is for carebears.
I demand CCP Release T2 Civilian gear
One death is a tragedy 1 million is a statistic - Josef Stalin
I am trying to become a statistic- Pwnedgato
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Check this ghetto sig it isn't actually a sig I just pressed enter a bunch
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Stitcher
Caldari
J.I.T. Enterprises
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.29 05:01:00 -
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Originally by: Ket Halpak
Quote:
Rule 25: Smack in local is a fine and distinguished art. A delicate fencing match of razor wits and clever ripostes. Unfortunately, most of the people who practice it are about as subtle as an Australian rules football match.
I would have thought Nigerian Bank Scam
Win.
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Kumu Honua
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Posted - 2007.01.29 05:20:00 -
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We the unwilling, who are the all knowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, with so little, for so long, that we are now capable of doing damn near anything at all. Miracles require 24 hours.
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SonOTassadar
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.01.29 06:16:00 -
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Edited by: SonOTassadar on 29/01/2007 06:13:37
Edited by: SonOTassadar on 29/01/2007 06:13:20
My bio is plain and completely unoriginal, filled with funny quotes from corp/alliance/local chat  :
Quote:
Anonymous > that guy is a useless thundering f***wit of inbreeding-prevention advertisement
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* Lyissa Stormwhisper tries to work out what to do for the next 8 hours
SonOTassadar > M*****bate.
Lyissa Stormwhisper > for 8 hours?
SonOTassadar > Yes.
Vish'ne Echs > Get some burn cream first
Trytonx > it scared me cuz hes serious :D
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D'Nar > wtf is with all these "invest now" spam mails I'm getting?
SonOTassadar > I get a lot of p***. -_-
D'Nar > I don't mind those...
SonOTassadar > I do. I've got myself set up quite nicely. I don't need people sending
me more p***.
Meera Fontaine > I have a 35" ***** cos of spam emails
Onanala > are you gonna go for the full yard?
Onanala > just 1" to go
SonOTassadar > Meera: mine wraps around my waist and talks to me because of e-mails.
D'Nar > <Pants> You've got mail!
Meera Fontaine > I use mine to make sure I take a steady picture
D'Nar > mine has somehow become prehensile
SonOTassadar > Mine is the President of the United States.
Onanala > Tass, can you please circumscribe that thing?
D'Nar > that would explain why everyone says the president is a d***
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Onanala > what's the C/O stand for on blueprints? original/copy?
Vish'ne Echs > yup
Onanala > and how do they relate?
Vish'ne Echs > BPCs have limited runs (you can see it on info), they can't be researched
Onanala > ah okay
Onanala > another mystery lifted :P
SonOTassadar > Vish'Ne is newer and knows more about BPs :-P
* Onanala is shamed
* Onanala plots course for the sun
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Haruto > Im drowning my sorrows in pizza =(
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Minuru Wakovsky > awww. :) We need more pics!
D'Nar > my sister has the camera :(
SonOTassadar > Kill her.
Minuru Wakovsky > tell her to visit more.
SonOTassadar > I like my idea better >_>
* D'Nar ponders the options
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D'Nar > politicians are like prostitutes, but with lower standards
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Folstrum > Destroyer pilots are the people Jesus doesn't love.
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SonOTassadar > Doc, don't lie -- she's a horny grumpy drunk, right? :-P
Minuru Wakovsky > hell, I'm ALWAYS horny.
SonOTassadar > Oh, fair enough.
Doctor Wakovsky > There you have it. The secret to my happiness.
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Griffin -- 100,000 ISK
ECM - Multispectral Jammer Is -- 20,000 ISK
Standar Missile Launcher Is -- 10,000 ISK
War target sobbing over losing a fight in his T2 fitted Battleship -- priceless |
Soporo
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Posted - 2007.01.29 06:29:00 -
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Edited by: Soporo on 29/01/2007 06:32:39
For some bizarre reason Splag has a recipe for Salmon in his bio and people keep sending him other recipes!
Piece of a convo from Jed:
Jedek > If i could smoke a salad I would have salad 3 times a day
Jedek > Maybe sprinkle some nicotine into my food and drink
Jedek > what is wrong with making Apples addictive?
Something I read in some random novel once:
"You Sir, are a boil on the s c r o t u m of stupidity."
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Joskken Inx
J.H.E.N.R
Pure.
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Posted - 2007.01.29 06:36:00 -
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Edited by: Joskken Inx on 29/01/2007 06:33:05
ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ.
Short and to the point. RL and in game.
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Nicholai Pestot
Gallente
Havoc Inc
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Posted - 2007.01.29 06:40:00 -
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"Putting your NPC damage scores here is like posting pictures of yourself beating up a cripple"
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Ket Halpak
ANZAC ALLIANCE
Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.29 07:24:00 -
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Originally by: Nicholai Pestot
"Putting your NPC damage scores here is like posting pictures of yourself beating up a cripple"
Winner of this thread!
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Myth Al'kar
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Posted - 2007.01.29 07:51:00 -
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Edited by: Myth Al''kar on 29/01/2007 07:47:52
meh, i just put the names of characters I have played in other games in mine, in the 100000000 to 1 chance I meet anyone I know from years ago.
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SSgt Sniper
Gallente
Zekarus Ltd.
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Posted - 2007.01.29 07:58:00 -
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Edited by: SSgt Sniper on 29/01/2007 07:54:16
I usually put either cuts from Red Vs. Blue, or MASH in my bio. I change them up every so often.
One I saw I liked:
notify> Frying pan belonging to WIFE [RL] strikes you for have to log off damage.
I saw it in the middle of the night, and laughed so hard I woke MY wife up, who hit me for wtfnaggingpwn damage
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Representing all the casual gamers happily living in Empire, that want NO PART of your 0.0 annoyances.
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Torquemanda Corteaz
Gallente
Infinite Improbability Inc
Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2007.01.29 08:02:00 -
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sigwise on the boards i like that iron guy (darko117 i think) with his always outnumbered never outgunned.. and that sig with the quote "sir we're surrounded! excellent we can shoot in every direction!"
and in game bios, a corpmate has "your divorce strikes you perfectly wrecking for $15,000 a year"
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Thor Xian
Vertigo One
E.A.R.T.H. Federation
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Posted - 2007.01.29 08:18:00 -
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Quote:
All work and no play, makes Jack a dull boy.
Corporate Empowerment (1300 Member cap) and Alliance Creation Services Available, contact for details.
Previously known as ActiveX [sold], Sobeseki Pawi [sold], and Eximius Josari [alt].
My bio...sucks...I need to work on it.
~Thor Xian, Material Defender
"For all your Material Needs, Vertigo One."
Corp/Alliance Services |
ChironV
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.01.29 08:32:00 -
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Im gonna blow you up faster than an Iraqi insurgent screaming "Allah Ackbar!" with 20 pounds of Cr strapped to his butt.
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It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
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James Leutre
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Posted - 2007.01.29 08:36:00 -
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Edited by: James Leutre on 29/01/2007 08:32:48
[deleted post]
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Kuolematon
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.29 08:44:00 -
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I have cool picture of my countrys flag and some cool test to trick you go eve.orb .. and then some random people saying something stupid about Privateers .. and for last part some ULTRACOOLMEGAHYPERLAMOR hits to other players with my pew-pew's.
Am I cool or what?!
You should see my ALT's BIO .. He totally rocks! 
Playing Caldari-Online as a Amarr specced is PURE Hardcore
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Feke
Artic Blue
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.29 09:04:00 -
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Great stuff, keep it comin.
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Sinder Ohm
Infinite Improbability Inc
Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2007.01.29 09:54:00 -
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Originally by: pwnedgato
I read the bio of this really funny guy forgot his name think it had something to do with cats, but in any case his bio said
0.0 is for carebears.
I think I have seen that bio before it has 2 JPG links .. one for pvpers with a picture of a cat and text "the voices tell me to kill you" and one for miners also a cool cat picture text "what are you doing there"
made me LOL when i read it!
my bio isnt fantasticly original just saying which corp I proudly belong to (which I am) and an acient Klingon proverb.
Originally by: Blind Man
okies so liek when u warp in on them u shod target them... and stuff k.then u FIRE ZE MISSILES
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Sokratesz
Guardians of Hell's Gate
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.01.29 10:10:00 -
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Actually, i have a 6k wrecking hit in my bio....that a POS scored against ME
Basilisk Fitting Link |
Sokratesz
Guardians of Hell's Gate
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.01.29 10:16:00 -
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Edited by: Sokratesz on 29/01/2007 10:13:31
Ok, here the full version:
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It takes more than combat gear to make a man,
It takes more than a license to own a gun..
Confront your enemies, avoid them when you can
A gentleman will walk but never run
- Sting, Englishman in New York
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He attacked everything in life with a mix of extrordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.
- Douglas Adams
2007.01.03 21:48:18 Combat Gallente Control Tower Medium [EPLC]<ENTRO>strikes you perfectly, wrecking for 6064.1 damage.
Ser Smok'allot > guys we need to make war to bob (in noobcorp chat)
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Krazow > lol sok smells like flowers
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Harcole > When you've got a hammer, all problems turn into nails!
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Keuel > oficial tnt macro miner killer = sok
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[Teamspeak] [19:50:45] You were kicked by player TNT - ALTZ - Harcole (Bend over I'm coming down)
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Dylan Reem > Are u on the crazy pills again!!?
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Rothghaer Lyedecker
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Posted - 2007.01.29 10:28:00 -
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Deep Slumber, best bio:
"You are not your bio. You are not your ship. You are not your number of skills. You are not your skillpoints. You are not your copied and pasted damage output. You are not the amount of ISK in your wallet. You are not your number of entries on killmails. You are not the number of accounts you run."
The best quote is in someone's sig, can't remember who's or even who said it, but it always makes me smile because how absurd it is...
"SEED ME DADDY" |
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