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Soporo
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Posted - 2007.01.28 21:55:00 -
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Let's list some of the coolest EVE Quotes and Sig messages we see here and IN-GAME Bio.
Please avoid national, racial or religious blah blah, uh...unless its about Gallente or Mimms.
"You thundering retard!"
"0.0 is the final frontier, bring money and friends."
"LowSec is the final frontier, bring...ummm..ah screw it just go to 0.0"
(my personal addition^^^)
"Yo momma so fat, BOB mistaken her for a region and claimed her."
"An untitled thread is like Christmass in a
c r a c k house, probly nothing worthwhile there, but you ought to check just in case."
(my addition^^^, yes, weak I know)
"Fighting in EVE on Sundays is like hitting on a Supermodel, you want to try it, but are pretty sure your gonna get denied."
Bound to be a trillion others I have forgotten.
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Nero Scuro
Caldari
Jejaikaro Corporation
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Posted - 2007.01.28 21:57:00 -
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I was in an empire system when they used their grief tactics to explode everything I own.
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The world isn't going to end; we're not that lucky... |
Magr Rose
Contention Inc
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Posted - 2007.01.28 22:04:00 -
[3]
Part of a Merc Corp Bio:
War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military.
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.28 22:15:00 -
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"Don't call me a griefer because you fly a space pinata and I chose to swing the stick" (My own but some one from the features and ideas forum put it in their sig)
"Spaceshido" -Ikvar
Half Assed Rhymage |
Ikvar
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.01.28 22:16:00 -
[5]
 Originally by: Nero Scuro
I was in an empire system when they used their grief tactics to explode everything I own.
I used this quote in my sig after reading the thread that spawned it, because it's funny as ****.
Originally by: Rekindle
I was in an empire system when they used their grief tactics to explode everything I own.
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.28 22:39:00 -
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Originally by: Ikvar
Oh here's another one everyone should put in their sigs: 'Marcus TheMartin stop posting and go back to /b/'.
To be 100% honest I've been to /b/ 3 times. 1st time there this guy was having a klan Q&A, the 2nd time there were lolz, and the 3rd time there was scat pron. So I'm not a major
/b/tard as you seem to be assuming. But atleast I have a lets hate marcus fan club. Join now with a 1,000,000 isk one time enterance fee!
Half Assed Rhymage |
Araxmas
Black Lance
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.01.28 22:44:00 -
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Flopster has a good bio, if it's still the one about how he got his name (he might of changed it)
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Sokratesz
Guardians of Hell's Gate
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.01.28 22:46:00 -
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Edited by: Sokratesz on 28/01/2007 22:43:30
What i find absolutely retarded, unoriginal, dumb, lame and alot of other superlatives, is that everyone and his mom has:
a) Their biggest wrecking hit on untanked hull of godknows who's ship
b) Some weird Sun-Tzu quote completely ripped out of context in an attempt to look cool
c) That lame Bunny
d) That lame evil Bunny
e) That lame bunny-eating snake
f) That lame beer truck
g) Some utterly retarded questionnaire stretching the borders of even my stupidity
h) Their country's flag
i) That lame ASCII art thingy of some babe
and some other stuff. I like the rest usually.
Basilisk Fitting Link |
Rhaegar Targarin
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.01.28 22:51:00 -
[9]
Originally by: Sokratesz
Edited by: Sokratesz on 28/01/2007 22:43:30
What i find absolutely retarded, unoriginal, dumb, lame and alot of other superlatives, is that everyone and his mom has:
a) Their biggest wrecking hit on untanked hull of godknows who's ship
b) Some weird Sun-Tzu quote completely ripped out of context in an attempt to look cool
c) That lame Bunny
d) That lame evil Bunny
e) That lame bunny-eating snake
f) That lame beer truck
g) Some utterly retarded questionnaire stretching the borders of even my stupidity
h) Their country's flag
i) That lame ASCII art thingy of some babe
and some other stuff. I like the rest usually.
QFT. Unoriginal and Lame. Each and every one of the above.
Rhaegar Targarin - Minmatar Combat Pilot |
Sokratesz
Guardians of Hell's Gate
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.01.28 22:57:00 -
[10]
added some more
Basilisk Fitting Link |
Kehmor
Caldari
PAK
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Posted - 2007.01.28 22:58:00 -
[11]
Edited by: Kehmor on 28/01/2007 22:55:36
I personally like super original roleplay bios
example:
<insert name> was born into a poor family. somehow he still managed to go to incredibly expensive piloting school. He was top of all his classes especially combat ones. Then, 50million pirates killed his parents and family. He has swarn revenge on this scum, but has started by looking in local high sec astroid belts, tearing the roids apart in the hope of finding his parent's killers. What? It's as good a place to start as any.
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Xiaodown
Dragons Of Redemption
Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.28 22:59:00 -
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My bio has a corp mate's quote in it from a corp chat discussion. We had hostiles incoming, and what he meant to say was:
Yeah, Baby! Killing time!
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Cmdr Sy
Repo Industries
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Posted - 2007.01.28 22:59:00 -
[13]
NPC damage types, sec status tables and other noob tips which cry out "I'm the kind of player that doesn't watch Local, can't use the scanner and has no practice making safespots".
Logoffs
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The Pointless
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.01.28 23:01:00 -
[14]
Edited by: The Pointless on 28/01/2007 22:59:34
I like my bio, same as my sig. Nice and to the point. 
Oh, and Sokratesz, you forgot ASCII middle fingers. Pa...thet...ic.
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I'd rather be a jack of all trades than a master of one. |
Ikvar
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.01.28 23:01:00 -
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Originally by: Sokratesz
a) Their biggest wrecking hit on untanked hull of godknows who's ship
'Your Tech I Large Turret perfectly strikes 2.5k level 1 mission NPC, wrecking for 87.2 damage'
Yeah, I'm hardcore 
Originally by: Rekindle
I was in an empire system when they used their grief tactics to explode everything I own.
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Nero Scuro
Caldari
Jejaikaro Corporation
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Posted - 2007.01.28 23:01:00 -
[16]
Originally by: Sokratesz
Edited by: Sokratesz on 28/01/2007 22:51:20
Edited by: Sokratesz on 28/01/2007 22:43:30
What i find absolutely retarded, unoriginal, dumb, lame and alot of other superlatives, is that everyone and his mom has:
a) Their biggest wrecking hit on untanked hull of godknows who's ship
b) Some weird Sun-Tzu quote completely ripped out of context in an attempt to look cool
c) That lame Bunny
d) That lame evil Bunny
e) That lame bunny-eating snake
f) That lame beer truck
g) Some utterly retarded questionnaire stretching the borders of even my stupidity
h) Their country's flag
i) That lame ASCII art thingy of some babe
j) A list of 'blues', people they expect to come to their help when theyre in trouble
k) A copied conversation with some newbies, prob not even real and only used for the sake of making the newbie look retarded
l) That 'dont speak english F1,F2,F3' thing. Only RA can have that
m) A list of worthless officer and faction stuff they try to sell by putting 'selling stuff, see bio' in local everywhere
and some other stuff. I like the rest usually.
To add to the list - people who post their entire bio in alternating bright cyan and pink or equally aggrevating colours. I have to wonder why, and all I can think of is that they're retarded and they were drawn by the shiny colour button?
Oh, and RPers who have 'xxi645::please wait, you are haxxoring CONCORD database for my uber sekret bio lol' things in there. It's presumptious, but I doubt it bothers most people. Just me I guess. :|
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The world isn't going to end; we're not that lucky... |
Araxmas
Black Lance
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.01.28 23:04:00 -
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My bio has the quote showing the message I got from the eve system as to what happened to my old bio.
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.28 23:44:00 -
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Originally by: Xiaodown
My bio has a corp mate's quote in it from a corp chat discussion. We had hostiles incoming, and what he meant to say was:
Yeah, Baby! Killing time!
But, he didn't use any punctuation.
Half Assed Rhymage |
Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.28 23:45:00 -
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Originally by: Nero Scuro
Oh, and RPers who have 'xxi645::please wait, you are haxxoring CONCORD database for my uber sekret bio lol' things in there. It's presumptious, but I doubt it bothers most people. Just me I guess. :|
I hate it. Why is every one in eve a superspy, a genetic experiment, the perfect life form, or something else that would make you seem super cool
Half Assed Rhymage |
Nero Scuro
Caldari
Jejaikaro Corporation
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Posted - 2007.01.28 23:52:00 -
[20]
Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
Originally by: Nero Scuro
Oh, and RPers who have 'xxi645::please wait, you are haxxoring CONCORD database for my uber sekret bio lol' things in there. It's presumptious, but I doubt it bothers most people. Just me I guess. :|
I hate it. Why is every one in eve a superspy, a genetic experiment, the perfect life form, or something else that would make you seem super cool
What I personally like is how every superspy announces that they're a superspy in their own bio, that the genetic experiments all act, talk and look EXACTLY like everybody else and the 'perfect lifeforms' are all angsty emos with absolutely no sense of humor.
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The world isn't going to end; we're not that lucky... |
Clementina
Eye of God
X-PACT
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Posted - 2007.01.28 23:55:00 -
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For a short period of time (When OCC left the north to join Chimera Pact), I had this in my bio. There was some talk of reserecting the PA, This is what I thought of that
Originally by: "Clementina's old bio"
My ships once flew here, but now they are dust.
My fleets once fought here, but now they've been owned.
My Alliance once Ruled here, but now it is dead
A memory was born here, that's all that remains.
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Arion Daishi
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Posted - 2007.01.28 23:56:00 -
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TK: I <3 mining... raping the worlds of thier richs to sell to the highest bidder....Stealing natural treasures that should belong to all for my own personal gain... there is no greater joy then robbing the faceless masses of thier most under valued treasure that they will never notice is gone till too late...
AM: Remind me to never let Jav give you access to the corp wallet
one day some woman is going to find a very sexual man under this nerd....
Those are two stolen from a corpmate.
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Nir
The Doldrums
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Posted - 2007.01.29 00:06:00 -
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Douchebags who think its "funny" or "cute" to trick you into clicking their woefully ill disguised eve.orb.at links
To this day I havn't fallen for it. Still annoying though.
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Rakeris
Legio VIII
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Posted - 2007.01.29 00:08:00 -
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I like mine...only because it was such a pain to make (at the time the boi didn't like it when you linked a lot of things...and was very annoying) and I had to either love or hate it...so I chose the more depressing one.
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I gave up on sigs. As all the beatings are starting to hurt and leave nasty bruises. |
Shalia Ripper
Caldari
Perpetua Umbra
Brotherhood Of Steel
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Posted - 2007.01.29 00:41:00 -
[25]
My bio rocks.
Also, Noc Jericho gets props for quoting me.
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Stitcher
Caldari
J.I.T. Enterprises
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.29 00:57:00 -
[26]
In a shameless moment of egomaniacal self-pluggery I present:
MY OWN BIO (abridged edition - just the cool bit, in other words):
Quote:
Stitcher's Rules of EVE:
Rule 0: The GM is always right.
Rule 1: Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men.
Rule 2: Never underestimate the power of an enraged carebear
Rule 2a: Carebear stares are 500% more powerful in siege mode.
Rule 3: this is not the greatest song in the world, this is just a tribute.
Rule 4: mounting small guns on a battleship is dumb.
Rule 5: You are not Captain Picard. Or Han Solo. Or Flash Gordon. Or Edison Trent. Or Buck Rogers. Or Darth Vader.
Rule 5A: You are DEFINITELY not Malcolm Reynolds.
Rule 5b: You can be Cisko or Janeway, if you like, they sucked.
Rule 6: See Rule 17
Rule 7: Rule 7 is a lie.
rule 8: Protein Delicacies are people.
Rule 9: Don't smack talk if you can't back it up. with HACs.
Rule 10: You will not have a bumper sticker that says "My other vessel is a Naglfar"
Rule 10a: Nor will you have a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you love Jin Mei"
Rule 11: Fooled you!
Rule 12: A Megathron full of exotic dancers does not qualify as a "pimpmobile"
Rule 13: Naming yourself after a character from Star Trek, Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica, or any other sci-fi movies or TV shows is unoriginal. You don't want to be unoriginal, do you?
Rule 13A: rule 13 especially applies to Firefly. Yes it's cool, but plagiarism's bad, m'kay?
Rule 14: 1337 5p34|< 15 |)|_||\/|8
Rule 15: You shall not refer to your female Gallente alt as your "*****"
Rule 16: In space, no-one can hear you scream, so shut up and die, already!
Rule 17: See Rule 6
Rule 18: There IS an insta-win button - ctrl-Q
Rule 19: Dude, your alt is a woman!
Rule 20: My god, it's full of cans!
Rule 21: Stealth Battleships are silly
Rule 21a: That goes double for capital ships.
Rule 21b: Entire stealth FLEETS, on the other hand, are awesome
Rule 22: Never EVER forget rule 1
Rule 23: Yelling "Q'apla!" Over TS is not appropriate.
Rule 24: Soundwave Superior. Destructicons Inferior.
Rule 25: Smack in local is a fine and distinguished art. A delicate fencing match of razor wits and clever ripostes. Unfortunately, most of the people who practice it are about as subtle as an Australian rules football match.
Rule 26: There is no rule 11
Payment accepted in the form of Lols, Rofls, Lmaos and ISKs. suggestions always welcome. bear in mind, the bio's hit its character limit, and thus any suggestions you make MUST be better than the awesomeness you see arrayed above you in order to stand a chance of replacing something.
-Stitcher (Ego of the year 2006)
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Icy Z
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Posted - 2007.01.29 01:15:00 -
[27]
Edited by: Icy Z on 29/01/2007 01:24:34
Tired of being ignored when you whine?
Tired of not being listened to when you scream for a dev reply?
You are 1337 but no one seems to recognize?
Want to warn the rest of EVE that the sky is falling?
FEAR NOT! My siggy brings salvation!
Making sigs since tdy. 100 mil a piece. Get yours NOW!!! |
Dahak2150
Chaos Monkeys
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Posted - 2007.01.29 01:22:00 -
[28]
Edited by: Dahak2150 on 29/01/2007 01:21:26
That sig is so going to get nerfed.
Edit: Must resist temptation to look at the bio of everyone who posts here.
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Thales Archon
Gallente
Pale Riders School
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Posted - 2007.01.29 01:33:00 -
[29]
My bio:
"Huh? I am not a bum. I'm a jerk.
I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child..."
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Jason Marshall
Hammer Of Light
Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.01.29 01:39:00 -
[30]
"I live in washington (state) where the girls are always wet."
Tacky lens flares in sigs 4tw! |
Zhaine
Coreli Corporation
Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.01.29 01:53:00 -
[31]
"You thundering retard."
Dunno why, but it still cr&cks me up. . .
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World's best insult:
Originally by: Phrixus Zephyr
You thundering retard.
Coreli: Our boosters make you happy. . . |
Soporo
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Posted - 2007.01.29 02:00:00 -
[32]
Edited by: Soporo on 29/01/2007 01:59:42
Yeah me too, which why I shamelessly ripped it off you, who ripped it off Phryxus, who got it God knows where.
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smasho
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Posted - 2007.01.29 02:04:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Ikvar
Originally by: Sokratesz
a) Their biggest wrecking hit on untanked hull of godknows who's ship
'Your Tech I Large Turret perfectly strikes 2.5k level 1 mission NPC, wrecking for 87.2 damage'
Usually structure hits on an npc collidable object too.
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Palec Drum
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Posted - 2007.01.29 02:09:00 -
[34]
Actually, i found the turret hits in my bio to be extremely useful. When i was empire pirating, they made me less scary to potential prey. Of course, i only had really crappy ones in there.
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Palec Drum
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Posted - 2007.01.29 02:10:00 -
[35]
^^ apologies, that's my alt.
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Thales Archon
Gallente
Pale Riders School
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Posted - 2007.01.29 02:13:00 -
[36]
Edited by: Thales Archon on 29/01/2007 02:09:14
Originally by: Palec Drum
Actually, i found the turret hits in my bio to be extremely useful. When i was empire pirating, they made me less scary to potential prey. Of course, i only had really crappy ones in there.
Originally by: Palec Drum
^^ apologies, that's my alt.
... you are your own alt!
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ShogunAssassin
System-Lords
E N I G M A
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Posted - 2007.01.29 03:06:00 -
[37]
That dog's as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal.
Fortunately I keep my feathers numbered for, for
just such an emergency.(my bio)
- Foghorn Leghorn
Quote:
if they aren't smurf they die.
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Kieren Rei
Confederation of Independent Corporations
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Posted - 2007.01.29 03:29:00 -
[38]
"GM Guard > I must ask you not to use the petition option like this again but i personally would finish the chicken sandwich first so it wonŠt go to waste. The spaghetti will keep and you can use it the next time you get hungry. Best regards."
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nickky01
The Priory
Shroud Of Darkness
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Posted - 2007.01.29 03:30:00 -
[39]
Edited by: nickky01 on 29/01/2007 03:27:58
my fav bios to read ingame are people who just post funny/stupid things people say in normal chat...
most of mine come from IRC(even more from the #iac channel), i still lol when i read them 
edit*
i bet most people dont get em though...that kinda makes it *** :(
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Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk
Oh and IAC's official response to ISS's offer is lollerskates.
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Ket Halpak
ANZAC ALLIANCE
Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.29 03:55:00 -
[40]
I always have a chuckle at the stupid ones such as
'You have started to warp scramble Veldspar (Asteriod)'
Quote:
Rule 25: Smack in local is a fine and distinguished art. A delicate fencing match of razor wits and clever ripostes. Unfortunately, most of the people who practice it are about as subtle as an Australian rules football match.
I would have thought Nigerian Bank Scam
2 out of my sig are:
'Don't follow me I'm lost' - A sticker i put on my car
'There is no place like 127.0.0.1' - I saw it on a car one day
Quote:
Rule 0: The GM is always right.
This should be on the top of every petition application form!
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pwnedgato
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Posted - 2007.01.29 04:55:00 -
[41]
I read the bio of this really funny guy forgot his name think it had something to do with cats, but in any case his bio said
0.0 is for carebears.
I demand CCP Release T2 Civilian gear
One death is a tragedy 1 million is a statistic - Josef Stalin
I am trying to become a statistic- Pwnedgato
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Check this ghetto sig it isn't actually a sig I just pressed enter a bunch
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Stitcher
Caldari
J.I.T. Enterprises
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.29 05:01:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Ket Halpak
Quote:
Rule 25: Smack in local is a fine and distinguished art. A delicate fencing match of razor wits and clever ripostes. Unfortunately, most of the people who practice it are about as subtle as an Australian rules football match.
I would have thought Nigerian Bank Scam
Win.
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Kumu Honua
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Posted - 2007.01.29 05:20:00 -
[43]
We the unwilling, who are the all knowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, with so little, for so long, that we are now capable of doing damn near anything at all. Miracles require 24 hours.
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SonOTassadar
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.01.29 06:16:00 -
[44]
Edited by: SonOTassadar on 29/01/2007 06:13:37
Edited by: SonOTassadar on 29/01/2007 06:13:20
My bio is plain and completely unoriginal, filled with funny quotes from corp/alliance/local chat :
Quote:
Anonymous > that guy is a useless thundering f***wit of inbreeding-prevention advertisement
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* Lyissa Stormwhisper tries to work out what to do for the next 8 hours
SonOTassadar > M*****bate.
Lyissa Stormwhisper > for 8 hours?
SonOTassadar > Yes.
Vish'ne Echs > Get some burn cream first
Trytonx > it scared me cuz hes serious :D
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D'Nar > wtf is with all these "invest now" spam mails I'm getting?
SonOTassadar > I get a lot of p***. -_-
D'Nar > I don't mind those...
SonOTassadar > I do. I've got myself set up quite nicely. I don't need people sending
me more p***.
Meera Fontaine > I have a 35" ***** cos of spam emails
Onanala > are you gonna go for the full yard?
Onanala > just 1" to go
SonOTassadar > Meera: mine wraps around my waist and talks to me because of e-mails.
D'Nar > <Pants> You've got mail!
Meera Fontaine > I use mine to make sure I take a steady picture
D'Nar > mine has somehow become prehensile
SonOTassadar > Mine is the President of the United States.
Onanala > Tass, can you please circumscribe that thing?
D'Nar > that would explain why everyone says the president is a d***
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Onanala > what's the C/O stand for on blueprints? original/copy?
Vish'ne Echs > yup
Onanala > and how do they relate?
Vish'ne Echs > BPCs have limited runs (you can see it on info), they can't be researched
Onanala > ah okay
Onanala > another mystery lifted :P
SonOTassadar > Vish'Ne is newer and knows more about BPs :-P
* Onanala is shamed
* Onanala plots course for the sun
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Haruto > Im drowning my sorrows in pizza =(
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Minuru Wakovsky > awww. :) We need more pics!
D'Nar > my sister has the camera :(
SonOTassadar > Kill her.
Minuru Wakovsky > tell her to visit more.
SonOTassadar > I like my idea better >_>
* D'Nar ponders the options
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D'Nar > politicians are like prostitutes, but with lower standards
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Folstrum > Destroyer pilots are the people Jesus doesn't love.
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SonOTassadar > Doc, don't lie -- she's a horny grumpy drunk, right? :-P
Minuru Wakovsky > hell, I'm ALWAYS horny.
SonOTassadar > Oh, fair enough.
Doctor Wakovsky > There you have it. The secret to my happiness.
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Griffin -- 100,000 ISK
ECM - Multispectral Jammer Is -- 20,000 ISK
Standar Missile Launcher Is -- 10,000 ISK
War target sobbing over losing a fight in his T2 fitted Battleship -- priceless |
Soporo
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Posted - 2007.01.29 06:29:00 -
[45]
Edited by: Soporo on 29/01/2007 06:32:39
For some bizarre reason Splag has a recipe for Salmon in his bio and people keep sending him other recipes!
Piece of a convo from Jed:
Jedek > If i could smoke a salad I would have salad 3 times a day
Jedek > Maybe sprinkle some nicotine into my food and drink
Jedek > what is wrong with making Apples addictive?
Something I read in some random novel once:
"You Sir, are a boil on the s c r o t u m of stupidity."
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Joskken Inx
J.H.E.N.R
Pure.
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Posted - 2007.01.29 06:36:00 -
[46]
Edited by: Joskken Inx on 29/01/2007 06:33:05
ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ.
Short and to the point. RL and in game.
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Nicholai Pestot
Gallente
Havoc Inc
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Posted - 2007.01.29 06:40:00 -
[47]
"Putting your NPC damage scores here is like posting pictures of yourself beating up a cripple"
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Ket Halpak
ANZAC ALLIANCE
Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.29 07:24:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Nicholai Pestot
"Putting your NPC damage scores here is like posting pictures of yourself beating up a cripple"
Winner of this thread!
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Myth Al'kar
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Posted - 2007.01.29 07:51:00 -
[49]
Edited by: Myth Al''kar on 29/01/2007 07:47:52
meh, i just put the names of characters I have played in other games in mine, in the 100000000 to 1 chance I meet anyone I know from years ago.
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SSgt Sniper
Gallente
Zekarus Ltd.
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Posted - 2007.01.29 07:58:00 -
[50]
Edited by: SSgt Sniper on 29/01/2007 07:54:16
I usually put either cuts from Red Vs. Blue, or MASH in my bio. I change them up every so often.
One I saw I liked:
notify> Frying pan belonging to WIFE [RL] strikes you for have to log off damage.
I saw it in the middle of the night, and laughed so hard I woke MY wife up, who hit me for wtfnaggingpwn damage
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Torquemanda Corteaz
Gallente
Infinite Improbability Inc
Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2007.01.29 08:02:00 -
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sigwise on the boards i like that iron guy (darko117 i think) with his always outnumbered never outgunned.. and that sig with the quote "sir we're surrounded! excellent we can shoot in every direction!"
and in game bios, a corpmate has "your divorce strikes you perfectly wrecking for $15,000 a year"
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Thor Xian
Vertigo One
E.A.R.T.H. Federation
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Posted - 2007.01.29 08:18:00 -
[52]
Quote:
All work and no play, makes Jack a dull boy.
Corporate Empowerment (1300 Member cap) and Alliance Creation Services Available, contact for details.
Previously known as ActiveX [sold], Sobeseki Pawi [sold], and Eximius Josari [alt].
My bio...sucks...I need to work on it.
~Thor Xian, Material Defender
"For all your Material Needs, Vertigo One."
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ChironV
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.01.29 08:32:00 -
[53]
Im gonna blow you up faster than an Iraqi insurgent screaming "Allah Ackbar!" with 20 pounds of Cr strapped to his butt.
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It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
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James Leutre
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Posted - 2007.01.29 08:36:00 -
[54]
Edited by: James Leutre on 29/01/2007 08:32:48
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Kuolematon
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.29 08:44:00 -
[55]
I have cool picture of my countrys flag and some cool test to trick you go eve.orb .. and then some random people saying something stupid about Privateers .. and for last part some ULTRACOOLMEGAHYPERLAMOR hits to other players with my pew-pew's.
Am I cool or what?!
You should see my ALT's BIO .. He totally rocks! 
Playing Caldari-Online as a Amarr specced is PURE Hardcore
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Feke
Artic Blue
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.29 09:04:00 -
[56]
Great stuff, keep it comin.
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Sinder Ohm
Infinite Improbability Inc
Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2007.01.29 09:54:00 -
[57]
Originally by: pwnedgato
I read the bio of this really funny guy forgot his name think it had something to do with cats, but in any case his bio said
0.0 is for carebears.
I think I have seen that bio before it has 2 JPG links .. one for pvpers with a picture of a cat and text "the voices tell me to kill you" and one for miners also a cool cat picture text "what are you doing there"
made me LOL when i read it!
my bio isnt fantasticly original just saying which corp I proudly belong to (which I am) and an acient Klingon proverb.
Originally by: Blind Man
okies so liek when u warp in on them u shod target them... and stuff k.then u FIRE ZE MISSILES
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Sokratesz
Guardians of Hell's Gate
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.01.29 10:10:00 -
[58]
Actually, i have a 6k wrecking hit in my bio....that a POS scored against ME
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Sokratesz
Guardians of Hell's Gate
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.01.29 10:16:00 -
[59]
Edited by: Sokratesz on 29/01/2007 10:13:31
Ok, here the full version:
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It takes more than combat gear to make a man,
It takes more than a license to own a gun..
Confront your enemies, avoid them when you can
A gentleman will walk but never run
- Sting, Englishman in New York
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He attacked everything in life with a mix of extrordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.
- Douglas Adams
2007.01.03 21:48:18 Combat Gallente Control Tower Medium [EPLC]<ENTRO>strikes you perfectly, wrecking for 6064.1 damage.
Ser Smok'allot > guys we need to make war to bob (in noobcorp chat)
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Krazow > lol sok smells like flowers
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Harcole > When you've got a hammer, all problems turn into nails!
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Keuel > oficial tnt macro miner killer = sok
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[Teamspeak] [19:50:45] You were kicked by player TNT - ALTZ - Harcole (Bend over I'm coming down)
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Dylan Reem > Are u on the crazy pills again!!?
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Rothghaer Lyedecker
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Posted - 2007.01.29 10:28:00 -
[60]
Deep Slumber, best bio:
"You are not your bio. You are not your ship. You are not your number of skills. You are not your skillpoints. You are not your copied and pasted damage output. You are not the amount of ISK in your wallet. You are not your number of entries on killmails. You are not the number of accounts you run."
The best quote is in someone's sig, can't remember who's or even who said it, but it always makes me smile because how absurd it is...
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Par'Gellen
Low Grade Ore
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Posted - 2007.01.29 11:08:00 -
[61]
Originally by: Kieren Rei
"GM Guard > I must ask you not to use the petition option like this again but i personally would finish the chicken sandwich first so it wonŠt go to waste. The spaghetti will keep and you can use it the next time you get hungry. Best regards."
LMAO!
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Ifni
Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2007.01.29 11:10:00 -
[62]
Info Entarii ingame. It comes from this.
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Par'Gellen
Low Grade Ore
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Posted - 2007.01.29 11:15:00 -
[63]
"Good news! I found a cemetary that can fit us all in!" - Marie Barone
Got it from an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond.
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Noluck Ned
FATAL REVELATIONS
FATAL Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.29 11:48:00 -
[64]
Edited by: Noluck Ned on 29/01/2007 11:45:38
I guess I am not all that original.
I have the hated beer truck.
I have the much despised hidden links to Eve-orb.
I have....to make up something new.
My pet hate is people with NO Bio at all.
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Diicc Tater
Aggressive Tendencies
Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.29 11:55:00 -
[65]
Biff Umlaut: "I got no fear, coz I got lots of beer!"
And someones sig with the text: "We are the Borg dyslectic, your a$$ will be laminated."
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Puke Skystalker
Minmatar
The Mystical Order
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Posted - 2007.01.29 12:06:00 -
[66]
I forget where I saw it but I found it amusing anyway, it was a Dorothy quote from The Wizard of Oz.
"Toto, I've got a feeling were not in Kansas anymore."
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Aramendel
Amarr
Queens of the Stone Age
Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.01.29 12:12:00 -
[67]
I found the sig of deadeye dave rather amusing.
And, of cource, there are the classics like that of backdoor bandit.
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Chief Cane
Bones and Ashes Inc
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Posted - 2007.01.29 13:46:00 -
[68]
Edited by: Chief Cane on 29/01/2007 13:47:54
A bio I saw back in jump-queue days:
In 0.0, people camp gates.
In Empire, gate camps YOU!
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Dahak2150
Chaos Monkeys
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Posted - 2007.01.30 21:27:00 -
[69]
Mine's just a big Battletech thing about the WOB jihad. Don't bother reading unless you're a fan. You'll just get confused.
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Static Shift
Neogen Industries
Serenity Fallen
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Posted - 2007.01.31 01:21:00 -
[70]
One I saw was:
"I filter my killmails...I get too much spam as it is"
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Kua Burrow
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Posted - 2007.01.31 02:52:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Sokratesz
a) Their biggest wrecking hit on untanked hull of godknows who's ship
Actually, ironically, more prevalent is some satire on this formula. I'm sure the first few were very funny, but when more people have it than the original.....
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