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Valrandir Gallente Shiva Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2007.02.15 21:41:00 - [31] Originally by: Fazoli Pour the water at the top of a large flight of stairs. Read the book while waiting for someone to slip. 1 gram of uranium and a bubble gum wrapper. Wrap the Uranium in the bubble gum wrapper, then offer the 'gum' to your victim. Next items Super glue and a chicken -------------------------------- This has surpassed the Yarrdware specification and has been dubbed Uberware
Xeios Caldari SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.02.15 22:12:00 - [32] Edited by: Xeios on 15/02/2007 22:10:20 Edited by: Xeios on 15/02/2007 22:09:40 Originally by: Valrandir Wrap the Uranium in the bubble gum wrapper, then offer the 'gum' to your victim. Next items Super glue and a chicken Strip victim naked, superglue his hands to his buttocks, then superglue the chickens feet to his stomach facing his feet, then wait. A CD and a laser pointer Spelling ftl apparently
jbob2000 Gallente KIA Corp KIA Alliance	Posted - 2007.02.15 23:25:00 - [33] Edited by: jbob2000 on 15/02/2007 23:21:41 Originally by: Xeios Strip victim naked, superglue his hands to his buttocks, then superglue the chickens feet to his stomach facing his feet, then wait. A CD and a laser pointer Spelling ftl apparently Split CD into various pieces, stab repeatedly with pieces. Occupy oneself with laser pointer while watching victim bleed to death. ________________________________ KIA Recruitment
Scoundrelus's Alt	Posted - 2007.02.15 23:27:00 - [34] Read them Emo poetry.
Admai Sket	Posted - 2007.02.15 23:52:00 - [35] Originally by: Scoundrelus's Alt Read them Emo poetry. (you need to add something to the end of your post) I got my sig snipped again. Can someone make me a new one?
Fierce Deity Gallente Hera Star	Posted - 2007.02.15 23:53:00 - [36] i'm gonna assume emo poetry is the nxt one and say read it till the person's ear's bleed and they turn emo themselfs accdently hanging themselfs in their closet for the high while masterbating. a condom and some drano (you can actually make a car bomb out of this bonus points to the person who finds it out) and thats how we lock a topic! ------FD------
Constantine Arcanum IMPERIAL SENATE Pure.	Posted - 2007.02.16 00:09:00 - [37] You have come up with some very innovating and novel ways to kill people, but the rules have now changed. The two objects you choose must now be in the room you are sitting in. Eg. Plasma Globe and Lynx Can I am appeased with your efforts thus far. Continue!
Benco97 Gallente Multiverse Corporation	Posted - 2007.02.16 00:12:00 - [38] Use the can to soak your victim, plug the plasma thingy in and then smash it over their head, hopefully they'll ignite. My items, Rock tumbler and candle. "MY GOD KEEP THIS AWAY FROM BENCO97!!!!!" - Constantine Arcanum
Zezman Murder of Crows E N I G M A	Posted - 2007.02.16 00:13:00 - [39] Edited by: Zezman on 16/02/2007 00:11:02 Fill the condom with drano and gasoline tie the end to a lit cig, toss at person. changed since i posted after the replies.
Fierce Deity Gallente Hera Star	Posted - 2007.02.16 00:23:00 - [40] sharpen one end of the candle, affix it to the end of the cylender of the rock tumber so the candle rotates. point it at their belly button and start drilling. plastic cup and a magic 8 ball. ------FD------
lofty29 Athanasius Inc.	Posted - 2007.02.16 01:03:00 - [41] Have the person inspect the cup placed on the floor. As they inspect, violently force the 8-ball into their rectum, either causing major internal bleeding due to cuts, or rectal haemoraging. A plush toy and a ball-point pen's spring. ---
Ben Derindar KelBen Productions	Posted - 2007.02.16 01:28:00 - [42] Edited by: Ben Derindar on 16/02/2007 01:27:05 Hide the spring inside the toy and give the toy to the victim's dog. When the dog has made enough of a mess of the toy to have swallowed the spring, he will go mad from the pain and maul his owner to death on your behalf. A paper clip and a bottle of fruit juice. /Ben How to fix Eve
lofty29 Athanasius Inc.	Posted - 2007.02.16 01:42:00 - [43] You put the clip in the fruit juice and shake it all up! A g-string and a magazine. ---
Fierce Deity Gallente Hera Star	Posted - 2007.02.16 04:35:00 - [44] uses the paper of the magazine, to inflict many many paper cuts till the person bleeds to death from it. and umm wear the thong like an eye patch for giggles while doing it. and electric shaver and a blanket ------FD------
Vari Carbide Industries	Posted - 2007.02.16 05:29:00 - [45] Edited by: Vari on 16/02/2007 05:29:18 Edited by: Vari on 16/02/2007 05:26:25 Wrap the victim like a mummy with the top of the head exposed and while sitting on him he can't unravel the blanket, rip off the metal guards from the shaver and shave off his hair, then skin, then bone, then brains. Mints(Altoids) with the tin container and a hammer.
Ralus eXceed Inc. INVICTUS.	Posted - 2007.02.16 11:58:00 - [46] Originally by: Vari Mints(Altoids) with the tin container and a hammer. enjoy the mints whilst fashioning the tin container into a rudimentary dagger. Hammer the dagger into the persons skull Jar of pennies and a can of lighter fluid
Strangely Brown Cult of the Purple Wolf	Posted - 2007.02.16 12:17:00 - [47] Edited by: Strangely Brown on 16/02/2007 12:14:24 Originally by: Ralus enjoy the mints whilst fashioning the tin container into a rudimentary dagger. Hammer the dagger into the persons skull Jar of pennies and a can of lighter fluid Empty out the pennies onto the floor, soak them in lighter fluid and set light to it. While the pennies are heating up, smash the jar and use the broken shards to cut holes all over the victims body and gouge their eyes out. Now take the red hot pennies and put them in the eye sockets and other wounds. A roll of sellotape and an eraser.
Zaphroid Eulthran Minmatar Imperial Visions	Posted - 2007.02.16 15:17:00 - [48] Edited by: Zaphroid Eulthran on 16/02/2007 15:15:24 Originally by: Strangely Brown Empty out the pennies onto the floor, soak them in lighter fluid and set light to it. While the pennies are heating up, smash the jar and use the broken shards to cut holes all over the victims body and gouge their eyes out. Now take the red hot pennies and put them in the eye sockets and other wounds. A roll of sellotape and an eraser. Laminate floor with sellotape stickyside up, affix victim to floor, and insert eraser up the left nostrel while awaiting a slow death. A ziptie and a boiled sweet Warning, sig starts here, Imperial Visions, Now 429238 seconds since our last fatality
Constantine Arcanum IMPERIAL SENATE Pure.	Posted - 2007.02.16 21:51:00 - [49] Need to up the ante on the gore guys.
Etumretniw Minmatar Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2007.02.16 22:11:00 - [50] Originally by: Zaphroid Eulthran Edited by: Zaphroid Eulthran on 16/02/2007 15:15:24 Originally by: Strangely Brown Empty out the pennies onto the floor, soak them in lighter fluid and set light to it. While the pennies are heating up, smash the jar and use the broken shards to cut holes all over the victims body and gouge their eyes out. Now take the red hot pennies and put them in the eye sockets and other wounds. A roll of sellotape and an eraser. Laminate floor with sellotape stickyside up, affix victim to floor, and insert eraser up the left nostrel while awaiting a slow death. A ziptie and a boiled sweet Discard ziptie, since I have no idea what that is. I rub the boiled sweet on the victims skin, until he starts to bleed, then force the sweet into his bloodstream, awaiting a deadly infection. An empty beercan, and a pillow. Masuat'aa Matari website Ushra'Khan Recruitment thread
F Apparition Minmatar Infinitus Odium Curse Alliance	Posted - 2007.02.16 22:27:00 - [51] Suffocate with pillow. Shove the can up their rectum for laughs. A book on pirates and a small fluffy owl. Originally by: Lasus If EVE gave you oral sex every time you used it people would still complain.
hattifnatt Gallente The Movement	Posted - 2007.02.16 22:37:00 - [52] Shove the owl down his throat and then read to him about pirates while hes suffocating. A tube of super glue and a dictionary
Brolly Caldari The Department of Justice	Posted - 2007.02.16 22:55:00 - [53] Originally by: hattifnatt A tube of super glue and a dictionary Rip some pages out of dictionary and shove in every bodily oiface, then glue every oriface with glue. With left over pages continue to slowly shred victim via paper cuttage (especially on sensitive areas ) and wait for victim to die form suffication/trauma. Empty bitter can and sea shells If I had ú1 for every intelligent comment posted in general discussion, I'd be hideously in debt
pigofparadise Minmatar S-44 Tre Kroner	Posted - 2007.02.16 22:55:00 - [54] Originally by: hattifnatt Shove the owl down his throat and then read to him about pirates while hes suffocating. A tube of super glue and a dictionary Smash victims skull with dictionary (try to keep the brain intact) then experiment on his reactions when you drip the brain-dissolving superglue on random spots. Now for mine: All used up toilet roll (just the cardboard tube left) and a hamster.
Neon Genesis Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2007.02.16 22:58:00 - [55] Edited by: Neon Genesis on 16/02/2007 22:55:46 Originally by: Patch86 A bicycle and a sturdy pair of trousers. Wear trousers and ride bicycle to victim's house, kill victim with your fists while wearing the trousers (the bike is safely chained up outside to protect against thieves). A packet of blu tack and 'Lenin' by Robert Service.
Kweel Nakashyn Minmatar Aeden Tau Ceti Federation	Posted - 2007.02.17 00:56:00 - [56] Originally by: pigofparadise Now for mine: All used up toilet roll (just the cardboard tube left) and a hamster. Put the hamster in the cardboard tube, apply to mouth, aim the victim, shoot the hamster on his face, watch the victim die in horible pain (hamsters have large teeth). Cigs and a butter knife. ----- History is made by whinners
Wardog 1 Infinitus Odium Curse Alliance	Posted - 2007.02.17 01:19:00 - [57] Edited by: Wardog 1 on 17/02/2007 01:16:16 Originally by: Kweel Nakashyn Cigs and a butter knife. Strip victim naked, arouse said victim. Force butter knife down eh, japs eye. Once fully inserted rotate butter knife 90 degrees. Have a smoke and wait for victim to become, not aroused. Should complete mutilation of the male parts not kill the victim, stuff mouth with cigarettes and gag/peg nose untill suffication occurs. Ipod and an electronic drum kit.
Constantine Arcanum IMPERIAL SENATE Pure.	Posted - 2007.02.17 01:46:00 - [58] Originally by: Wardog 1 Edited by: Wardog 1 on 17/02/2007 01:16:16 Originally by: Kweel Nakashyn Cigs and a butter knife. Strip victim naked, arouse said victim. Force butter knife down eh, japs eye. Once fully inserted rotate butter knife 90 degrees. Have a smoke and wait for victim to become, not aroused. Should complete mutilation of the male parts not kill the victim, stuff mouth with cigarettes and gag/peg nose untill suffication occurs. Ipod and an electronic drum kit. You win the thread so far.
Streetrip FATAL REVELATIONS FATAL Alliance	Posted - 2007.02.17 03:30:00 - [59] Edited by: Streetrip on 17/02/2007 03:27:17 Edited by: Streetrip on 17/02/2007 03:27:03 Originally by: Wardog 1 Ipod and an electronic drum kit. Throw Ipod REALLY hard at victims head so that it knocks them out. Use the drumsticks and impale your victim on a wall (imagine its a soft wall/really hard sticks) Now remove the casing to the plug for the electronic drum kit and remove the fuse and bend the pins so that there is no fuse anymore and you can have a high current running. Do this for all fuses you find in your circuit. Now dismantle the speaker of the electronics drum kit and remove the wires that plug into the central magnet and plug roughly 2 inches apart just to the left of the central axis of the chest of your victim. flip the power on. Now everytime you hit the bass drum of your drum kit, a high voltage/current should run through your victims heart, triggering heart failure. Watch your victim as they can no longer pump blood around their body. At the onset of pain, hit the bass drum again to essentially defib the heart and resuscitate them. Rinse and repeat till you have a hard-on. 2x 15kg dumbells an eggholder
Aduna Ore Mongers R0ADKILL	Posted - 2007.02.17 04:12:00 - [60] Originally by: Streetrip 2x 15kg dumbells an eggholder use the dumbbells to crush their skull in, while forcing the eggholder through their ear canal and into their inner ear, thus causing tremendous amounts of pain. -OR- shove eggholder into ear, beat until it breaks the inner ear. take dumbbells, and use them to blunt force trauma an open wound in their stomach area. proceed to urinate into the wound, and rub dirt in. wait for septic shock to set in. with the eggholder shattering their inner ear, they lose any sense of balance and can't walk. dental floss a stinger missile

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