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Strangely Brown
Cult of the Purple Wolf
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Posted - 2007.02.17 10:26:00 -
[61]
Edited by: Strangely Brown on 17/02/2007 10:23:06
 Originally by: Aduna
dental floss
a stinger missile
Use stinger missile to blow up target's house and family while he is out, inform him it was you who did this via a text message, be sure to give him your address.
Return home and open your front door, tie the dental floss at neck height (the target's not yours!). Leave the door open and stand a few feet inside with a big smile on your face and wait for target to arrive.
He hopefully will be so angry and upset he'll run straight for you and not notice the dental floss, garotting or preferably decapitating himself.
An inflatable mattress and a train ticket.
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Argo Weir
The Movement
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Posted - 2007.02.17 12:56:00 -
[62]
Originally by: Strangely Brown
An inflatable mattress and a train ticket.
Using the train ticket, papercut a hole in a major blood vessel. Inflate the mattress, then insert the inflating thingie into the hole in your victim. Deflate the mattress into your victims veins, the increased pressure hopefully causing them to explode.
A paper fan and a padlock with no key.
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Wardog 1
Infinitus Odium
Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.17 15:44:00 -
[63]
Originally by: Argo Weir
A paper fan and a padlock with no key.
Find a particularly sharp edge of the paper fan. Begin to paper cut victims eyeballs. Slit mulitple times, write your name if you'd like.
Assuming the padlock is in a locked position,infact it doesnt really matter, force victim to chew said padlock with the promise that if he does so, and consumes fully, you will send him to hospital and let them repair his eyes before all the blood puss and whatnot in his eyeball dribbles out.
You are ofcourse lying.
Desperation will likely cause him to try and chew metal, destroying his teeth and causing excrutiating pain. Furthermore by the time hes done that the fact that his eyeballs are bleeding will leave him, wanting death, if not close to it. Do what you like till he dies, take some photos post them on the internet.
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Chode Rizoum
Minmatar
Temptation inc.
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Posted - 2007.02.17 15:49:00 -
[64]
blow op his titan when his logged off 
TEMPTATION INC. Killboard |
Kharakan
Amarr
Magnificent Beavers
Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2007.02.17 15:52:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Chode Rizoum
blow op his titan when his logged off
Fail =/
this signature space is claimed in the name of eris, haha I got to him first. neeneer
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Ebedar
Gallente
Primary Intelligence
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Posted - 2007.02.17 16:16:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Wardog 1
a ten pence coin and a bed.
Sit the victim on one end of the bed and then balance it on the edge of a cliff in such a way that any extra weight will cause it to fall onto the deadly rocks at the bottom.
Slowly roll the ten pence coin down towards the end of the bed hanging over the drop.
A 56k internal modem and a giant inflatable football.
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Wardog 1
Infinitus Odium
Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.17 17:10:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Ebedar
A 56k internal modem and a giant inflatable football.
Deflate football, insert deflated football into victims rear end. Inflate football slowly causing said victims anus to resemble that of the goatse guy. Remove football and insert 56K modem into now enlarged exit pipe.
Force poor man to work as a portable dial up modem for a chinese sweat shop.
Death will result after extreme constipation.
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Samirol
OctoberSnow Corp
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Posted - 2007.02.17 17:50:00 -
[68]
since the above didnt specify items, im going to just do one...
Strap the guy to a chair, and make him extremely horny with lots of **** stars. Cut off his eyelids so he cant close them. Then forcefeed him water so he his bladder fills up, and since he has a massive boner, he will not be able to pee and his bladder will explode, filling his insides with toxins. Then you rip out his skull and beat him to death with his skull while he screams "THIS IS NOT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!". After that, you *****his warm, tortured, infected body with his skull.
Joe Montana bobble head and a bottle of water.
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Constantine Arcanum
IMPERIAL SENATE
Pure.
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Posted - 2007.02.17 18:35:00 -
[69]
Originally by: Chode Rizoum
I'm ghey.
word.
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Pwn4ge P4nts
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.02.17 20:24:00 -
[70]
blow op his bantam when his logged off
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ARCH NEMESSIS
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Posted - 2007.02.17 22:05:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Samirol
Joe Montana bobble head and a bottle of water.
ask victim who is the face on the bobble head, when he thinks where he knowes this guy from, insert bottle of water to victims brain via his eye socket.
a wierless mouse and a copy of BattleField 2
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Constantine Arcanum
IMPERIAL SENATE
Pure.
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Posted - 2007.02.18 00:34:00 -
[72]
Edited by: Constantine Arcanum on 18/02/2007 00:31:50
replace said bf2 copy in case, take it out of the case, and repeat until you get an almost invisible ***** in the middle of the disc. Become enraged as your copy has broken, and you have to catch the bus into town to get bf2142. Miss the bus, and wait a further hour. Finally catch the bus, get to the shop, and find out that you are a quid short of it. Take a trip to the bank, get back to GAME, and buy it 10 minutes before closing time. Miss the bus home and wait an hour, stop at the bar with the lads for a while. Finally get home, smashed, at 11pm.
But with 2142.
Find out that 2142 just isn't as good as bf2, no matter which way you look at it.
oh, and stove his head in with the wireless mouse.
Plasma globe and a sports bottle.
(NOTE: ANUS RELATED ANTICS NO LONGER ALLOWED UNLESS THEY ARE REALLY, REALLY FUNNY OR DEPRAVED)
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Wardog 1
Infinitus Odium
Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.18 01:01:00 -
[73]
Edited by: Wardog 1 on 18/02/2007 01:01:35
Originally by: Constantine Arcanum
Plasma globe and a sports bottle.
Forcefully insert bottle into... wait no anus' Stop changing the rules 
Hmm, tie person down and setup sports bottle over his head so that its contents will come out at the rate of a droplet every few seconds. (Yes, chinese water torture, tis gd). This will, or so someone once told me, drive the person completely insane.
Amuse yourself with the plasma globe for a while, come back when you think your patient is insane enough.
Once victim has fully lost his mind, take the plug for the plasma globe and bash him repeatedly with the three prongs. Do not kill him.
Continue water torture.
Shatter plasma globe into small pieces and place them under his eyelids, fill his mouth with the liquid contents of the globe should there be any, gag victim. A short painfull needless death should occur. If not, bash repeatedly with plug until fully dead.
A pair of shoes and an xbox360
Edit, constantine, you have a thing for globes?
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Constantine Arcanum
IMPERIAL SENATE
Pure.
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Posted - 2007.02.18 03:17:00 -
[74]
Originally by: Wardog 1
Edited by: Wardog 1 on 18/02/2007 01:01:35
Originally by: Constantine Arcanum
Plasma globe and a sports bottle.
Forcefully insert bottle into... wait no anus' Stop changing the rules
Hmm, tie person down and setup sports bottle over his head so that its contents will come out at the rate of a droplet every few seconds. (Yes, chinese water torture, tis gd). This will, or so someone once told me, drive the person completely insane.
Amuse yourself with the plasma globe for a while, come back when you think your patient is insane enough.
Once victim has fully lost his mind, take the plug for the plasma globe and bash him repeatedly with the three prongs. Do not kill him.
Continue water torture.
Shatter plasma globe into small pieces and place them under his eyelids, fill his mouth with the liquid contents of the globe should there be any, gag victim. A short painfull needless death should occur. If not, bash repeatedly with plug until fully dead.
A pair of shoes and an xbox360
Edit, constantine, you have a thing for globes?
Well; if you were pretty clever you could have said that you would forcefully insert the plasma globe into person's rectum, switch on, and delight in their uncontrollable spasms and loss of sphinctor control that would result as the static discharge increased.
and i never thought about having a globe fetish... suppose i do?
(ANAL ANTICS NOW ALLOWED)
Switch on xbox360 and make the person attempt to get on a server with a decent ping. Eat shoes. Victim dies of hunger.
An electric guitar and nine inch nails gig tickets.
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Benglada
Infinitus Odium
Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.18 04:19:00 -
[75]
Edited by: Benglada on 18/02/2007 04:16:52
Sever cord on electric guitar halfway, have a contest on "who can jam the best" with the prize being NiN tickits. Wrap NiN tickits with super conducting material....
Smash guitar over head of winner (didnt see that coming did you)
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Originally by: Arkanor
0.0 is the Final Frontier. Bring money and friends.
Sig nerfz0r - maximum allowed siz0r is 24000 bytz0r. - Devil ([email protected])
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Nex Angelus
Caldari
Ginnungagaps Rymdfarargille
Tre Kroner
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Posted - 2007.02.18 17:25:00 -
[76]
Won't write something I made up here, but since the guy above me didn't leave 2 items...
a cell-phone and an umbrella
Let's keep the thread alive 
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hattifnatt
Gallente
The Movement
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Posted - 2007.02.18 17:41:00 -
[77]
Push the umbrella down victims throat and then unfold it. victim vill hopefully die from internal bleeding, if not hammer him to death with the cell phone.
Trashcan and a ruler.
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Lori Carlyle
LuthorCorp Combat Division
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Posted - 2007.02.18 17:56:00 -
[78]
Originally by: hattifnatt
Push the umbrella down victims throat and then unfold it. victim vill hopefully die from internal bleeding, if not hammer him to death with the cell phone.
Trashcan and a ruler.
Deploy target in trashcan, Tap on the side of the can with the ruler until target goes insane and eats his own hands and feet.
1 Dog and a set of handcuffs.
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Hong Fire
Will I Ever Forget To Remember..?
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Nex Angelus
Caldari
Ginnungagaps Rymdfarargille
Tre Kroner
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Posted - 2007.02.18 23:55:00 -
[79]
Originally by: Lori Carlyle
1 Dog and a set of handcuffs.
Place victim belly down on the floor. Bend legs backwards, and use the handcuffs to lock the arms around the legs, thus leaving the victim fairly immobile and defenceless lying on the floor.
Hook the victim up to intravenous nourishment, if you have it handy. Make sure no other foodstuffs are in the room.
Now, let the dog in the room. Leave room, lock door, wait. Sooner or later that dog will get hungry
A fine way to go I must say. Eaten alive by a dog *shrugs*
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hattifnatt
Gallente
The Movement
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Posted - 2007.02.19 00:00:00 -
[80]
last poster didnt add any items so: a large cardboard box and a roll of ducktape
Originally by: Nicholas Barker
i tackled somebody in the middle of nowhere, and told them i wouldn't leave untill they stripped on web cam. Who wants the video?
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Feng Schui
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2007.02.19 00:37:00 -
[81]
break your victims bones so that he is unable to move (although, still alive).
duct tape his hands and feet in a hog-tied fashion. put him into cardboard box. duct tape the box shut. put the box into a silo with a 2 or 3 dozen starving rats. walk away.
Chainsaw and electro-torture device
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Alvar Ursidae
Amarr
Decisive Outcomes
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Posted - 2007.02.19 02:54:00 -
[82]
Originally by: Feng Schui
break your victims bones so that he is unable to move (although, still alive).
duct tape his hands and feet in a hog-tied fashion. put him into cardboard box. duct tape the box shut. put the box into a silo with a 2 or 3 dozen starving rats. walk away.
Chainsaw and electro-torture device
Tie victim so that they are sitting JUST above the electro torture device, but in such a way that they have to eventually sit down. So they are basically unable to stand straight or sit or lie down etc. Causes cramps etc.
The idea is that when they get too tired, they will fall onto the electro torture device, which will hurt them, causing them to jerk away violently from the shock, into the running chainsaw, which makes them go back to the torture device, and back to the chainsaw...
The horrible part is the amount of pain caused, and fear before they die...
New Bits: a small novel, and a butterfly.
-=services ò eve-stuff =-
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Curzon Dax
Caldari
Eve University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.02.19 06:49:00 -
[83]
Neither a small novel nor a butterfly can be effectively used to kill someone.
Moving on....
A stick of gum and a pair of sunglasses.
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Deadly Swarm
Gah! Sig nerfed. Stay tuned! |
Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2007.02.19 09:22:00 -
[84]
Originally by: Curzon Dax
Neither a small novel nor a butterfly can be effectively used to kill someone.
Moving on....
A stick of gum and a pair of sunglasses.
Use small novel to crush butterfly, and while target is still feeling shocked punch repeatedly in the gut, until you reach the spine.
And
Chew gum slightly. Offer sunglasses to target. Punch in lenses, damaging eyes of target. Attempt to insert chewed gum into anus (their's, not your's). Target runs into busy street and gets hit by bus.
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Originally by: Constantine Arcanum
(NOTE: ANUS RELATED ANTICS NO LONGER ALLOWED UNLESS THEY ARE REALLY, REALLY FUNNY OR DEPRAVED)
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Alvar Ursidae
Amarr
Decisive Outcomes
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Posted - 2007.02.19 11:07:00 -
[85]
Curzon, simply because YOU don't have the ability to come up with an idea, does NOT give you the right to throw it away, if youw ant easy, then YOU can find a way with a knife and a gun, but then for those wanting a challenge, use those given. PS, dental floss is better isn't it.
How about you let your brains kick in before your mouth.
-=services ò eve-stuff =-
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Alvar Ursidae
Amarr
Decisive Outcomes
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Posted - 2007.02.19 11:11:00 -
[86]
As to the chewing gum and sunglasses. Stick gum to their shoes, and while distracted, ram the arm of the sunglasses into an ear, piercing the brain killing them.
Or break up the glass from the glasses, and mix into the gum, then it cuts their mouth open while chewing, and while distracted stab them in either the throat or ear (again) with the arm of the sunglasses...
New Items: A photo negative strip, and a car battery (24v).
-=services ò eve-stuff =-
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El Chulo
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Posted - 2007.02.19 11:29:00 -
[87]
Don't let this fool ya. But, Two Master locks inna sock will qualm the feistiest,of the fiesty. Not to mention, knock a m*tha F*cka out quick.
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Bambi
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Posted - 2007.02.19 13:14:00 -
[88]
Edited by: Bambi on 19/02/2007 13:11:23
Use the ratchet holes on the 35mm negative to etch a target of small squares on the victims forehead using battery acid from the battery, Next take the battery to the top of a tall building and drop it over the edge aiming for the target you previously etched onto your victims forehead. If you miss you have to run all the way down and retrieve your battery..
A Spoon and a cubic meter of marsh-mallow
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Ebedar
Gallente
Primary Intelligence
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Posted - 2007.02.19 13:23:00 -
[89]
Originally by: Bambi
A Spoon and a cubic meter of marsh-mallow
Use the spoon to remove the victim's eyes. Create two makeshift ropes by twisting strands of marshmallow together. Push one rope in one eye socket and out of the other and tie the ends to the ceiling, suspending the victim in the air. Use the other rope to repeatedly whip their neck until it breaks.
A webcam and a nail clipper.
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ARCH NEMESSIS
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Posted - 2007.02.19 14:52:00 -
[90]
Originally by: Ebedar
Originally by: Bambi
A webcam and a nail clipper.
ask victim to look at the webcam from close range to take thier picture, move webcam away quickly and use nail clipper to clip thier Cornea with a quick movement.
hopefully the victim will die from infection.
a marker and a joystick (have fun)
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