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SenorApples The Clearwater Society Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2007.03.11 23:37:00 - [1] In hopes of adding a little culture to these boards I open this thread for all your EVE War Poems. I will start. Killmail Killmail Wheres the Killmail Did we really lose an Apoc Did we really lose an Apoc What about the KM What about the KM Didnt we gank that guy Where is the killmail I know that their was a battle in 9CG I know that their was a roaming gang in FAT. Get those POds Come on Boys blow up those Pods. Apples have Many Uses and Many more things that they cannot be used for. An apple is not a Football Flanker, an Apple is not a Fossil Fuel.
Entilzah Valen 0utbreak	Posted - 2007.03.11 23:40:00 - [2] Originally by: SenorApples In hopes of adding a little culture to these boards I open this thread for all your EVE War Poems. I will start. Killmail Killmail Wheres the Killmail Did we really lose an Apoc Did we really lose an Apoc What about the KM What about the KM Didnt we gank that guy Where is the killmail I know that their was a battle in 9CG I know that their was a roaming gang in FAT. Get those POds Come on Boys blow up those Pods. You can sing that to the tune of Carol of the Bells. __________________________ I'm inactive!
DonJuan deMatos Die Apokalyptischen Reiter Dusk and Dawn	Posted - 2007.03.11 23:40:00 - [3] what shall we do with the drunken senor what shall we do with the drunken senor early in the morning
Nicholas Barker Caldari Rampage Eternal Ka-Tet	Posted - 2007.03.11 23:40:00 - [4] epic win -------------------------------------
Crellion Art of War Cult of War	Posted - 2007.03.11 23:41:00 - [5] Originally by: SenorApples In hopes of adding a little culture to these boards I open this thread for all your EVE War Poems. I will start. Killmail Killmail Wheres the Killmail Did we really lose an Apoc Did we really lose an Apoc What about the KM What about the KM Didnt we gank that guy Where is the killmail I know that their was a battle in 9CG I know that their was a roaming gang in FAT. Get those POds Come on Boys blow up those Pods. three tablets a day and stop shooting at POSs Arguably my opinions represent to an extent the opinions of my alliance and in particular circumstances give rise to a valid "casus belli" claim.
Entilzah Valen 0utbreak	Posted - 2007.03.11 23:49:00 - [6] EVE Online EVE Online I wish I could play But I lag I like to fight I like to fight But when I try I lag Somedays I log in Most of the time though, I don't Did you receive that EVEmail? Cause some times I won't. . . Hang on a sec Need to reset my internet Oh **** I'm lagged Oh god I'm gonna cry Crap there goes my ship I tried to warp my pod out but it died I guess I'll wait until I get better internets __________________________ I'm inactive!
jaskirat Ecosse Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.03.11 23:56:00 - [7] lol nice poems Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Sahwoolo Etoophie ([email protected])
Exortius Amarrus The Clearwater Society Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2007.03.11 23:56:00 - [8] This thread delivers. ------------------------
Herculite Hunters Agency Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2007.03.12 00:10:00 - [9] Edited by: Herculite on 12/03/2007 00:07:14 I can't believe EvE-O today. Oh I can't close my link and make it go away. How long... How long must we sing this song? How long? How long? Broken snipers at the gate Wrecks strew across pos moon 8 But I won't heed the call for gang. Cause my connection My connection will just hang. Sunday, bloody sunday. Sunday, bloody sunday. Sunday, bloody sunday. And the battles just begun There's many lost, but the node is who has won The swearing goes across Team speak We lost our ships and petitions are for the meak. Sunday, bloody sunday. Sunday, bloody sunday. It is true we are immune. BoB's DD will save us this very noon. And today the swarm will cry. We mine and rat and tomorrow they will die. The real battle yet begun. To claim the victory Molle won. Don't hate me, I'm watching my kid and can't really play right now.
Dark Shikari Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2007.03.12 00:25:00 - [10] To the tune of "Country Roads." Almost bedtime, EVE Online! Your fun battles Always very laggy! Fleets are out there All over Querious! Shooting the starbases And making us squeam! Jump portals... take me home... to the region... where I was born! EVE Online... shoot the megabeams... take me home... Querious. All the battleships... gather round me... all the cruisers align so much faster. All the carriers, sitting at a safe... Oh what I see in front of me, five hundred red squares. Jump portals... take me home... to the region... where I was born! EVE Online... shoot the megabeams... take me home... Querious. (etc) --23 Member-- EVE-Trance Radio--The EVE Textboard
Necronomicon Caldari KIA Corp KIA Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.12 00:39:00 - [11] Edited by: Necronomicon on 12/03/2007 00:37:25 They tell us that KIA, the sister of death Mortality's emblem is given Then to cloning I wish to resign my frail pod if this be a fortaste of heaven. When I dream that I locked you, you'll surely forgive Extend not your warp stabs to two Coz tomorrow I'll get you with two points instead And dance to the sound of pew pew (ripped off Lord Byron, as he does indeed roxor) Carlsberg dont make Eve Pilots, but if they did, i wouldnt be one of them.
ptmpredator Privateers Privateer Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.12 00:48:00 - [12] Very nice guys but i dont write music for a reason. -------------- The Enemys Gate is Up!
Waagaa Ktlehr Amarr Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition	Posted - 2007.03.12 00:51:00 - [13] Edited by: Waagaa Ktlehr on 12/03/2007 00:47:47 To: C'mon baby light my fire C'mon baby light my cyno Yoink my mothership through spaaaace C'mon baby light my cyno Gank Some Random Blob in the faaaaace - -
niroshido Caldari Vortex. Maelstrom Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.12 00:57:00 - [14] on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me a side dish of pain and a quick podding on the second day of christmas my true love gave to me a side dish of pain a quick podding and loss of a million SP on the third day of christmas my true love gave to me a side dish of pain a quick podding , loss of a million SP, and several idiots in local smack...talking on the forth day of christmas my true love gave to me a side dish of pain a quick podding, loss of a million SP, several idiots in local smacktalking and a massive topic about anti blobb..ing on the fifth day of christmas my true love gave to me a side dish of pain and a quick podding , loss of a million SP, several idiots in local smacktalking, a massive topic about anti blobbing and laggy gate camp..ing on the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me a special present of an extended server downtime, 10 hours of missed skill training time, and boredom on the only day your free
Blitz'Krieg Caldari SkyMarshal Logistics	Posted - 2007.03.12 00:58:00 - [15] "Field open", predicts thunder The hand of God smites the fleet Destruction reigns down on a lighter note ... They said the nodes were strengthened They lied They lied We jumped into a doomsday We died We died Oh we wanted fun fleet battles We tried We tried But they'll always be tommowow Never mind We got fried meh, i'm drunk
Anaximander Monk Mandala Group	Posted - 2007.03.12 01:03:00 - [16] Blue Flame has only got one ball, Seleene has two but very small, The Enslaver is somewhat sim'lar, But poor old Sir Molle has no balls at all.
hybridundertaker Amarr Beagle Corp	Posted - 2007.03.12 01:11:00 - [17] FC u gotta let me know, should i jump or should i warp now, if u say that i must jump, ill be there till the end of struct. Its allways lag lag lag, server is happy when we're alldead, One system is fine the next is lagged, ive got a zillion bugs on my back. if i warp it will be trouble, if i dont it will be boubble. This grid is bugging me, it doesnt load so hostiles i cant see, what range im supposed to be, which ammo even should fit me, is this my wreck or not i see, oh wait, did i ugrade my clone, cos the sp comes so slow, and the assets gone in a blow. So ccp u gotta let me know, should i stay or should i go... EvE +NLINE - T+TALHELLDEATH SUPPORTER
Stormreaper Minmatar The Marauders	Posted - 2007.03.12 01:15:00 - [18] Very Nice poems people.. Very cool Topic started here also. ( Sang to Walk the Line ) I keep a Close orbit round this foe of mine.. I check my scanner A Lot Of the Time.. His ship's just begun too allign.. Does he have stabs? I'l bang him offline (offline to warp) I dont know why My computer is so slow, I bought it new, yesterday from the show, My connection is faster then Bill Gates, Oh no i lagged.I think i'l go to kates. Peace is preperation for war
Jane Spondogolo NoobWaffe	Posted - 2007.03.12 01:22:00 - [19] Its not called eve war I ffs! That honor belongs to the GNW. CCP have already named it. Its "The war for new eden". Get it right!
James Snowscoran Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate	Posted - 2007.03.12 01:32:00 - [20] Edited by: James Snowscoran on 12/03/2007 01:28:47 Here's some lyrics I wrote some time ago, basically it's an adaption of 'Beautiful Day' by U2. The podÆs filled with goo Resting inside is a lowsec bear IÆm no m0o But IÆm as mean so you may shed a tear YouÆre out of cash And somehow I donÆt seem to care YouÆre talking trash You ainÆt going anywhere You thought I was a friend The gang invite was a trap Not here to hold your fucking hand Your setup was crap ItÆs a beautiful day Ship æsplodes, you feel like ItÆs a beautiful day DonÆt letÆem get away! I sent you home Blown away by a common thief IÆm all alone YouÆre not here to give me smack and grief I love this job Even if that seems strange to you IÆve killed for ages And IÆll keep killing noobs like you! ItÆs a beautiful day DonÆt letÆem get away! ItÆs a beautiful day Ooooh Bring them Bring them to this hellish place Teach them, ooh Not to enter lawless space See a corpse, itÆs white and blue See targets right in front of you See the chokepoints camped by crows See the gankfleets clearing the sys out See the freighters flying at night See the roid fields at first light and See the pod with the killing in sight After the squish all the goo came out It was a beautiful day DonÆt letÆem get away! Beautiful daaaaaay Bring them Bring them to this hellish place Teeeeeaaaach them Not to enter lawless space What you just had you donÆt have it now What you just had I sure need it somehow What you just had you donÆt have it now DonÆt have it now It was a beautiful daaaaay -----
Stormreaper Minmatar The Marauders	Posted - 2007.03.12 01:43:00 - [21] Mine's the best :) Peace is preperation for war
R0ot InNova Tech Inc Xelas Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.12 01:59:00 - [22] hehe love this thread
LancerSix Dirty Deeds Corp. Axiom Empire	Posted - 2007.03.12 02:02:00 - [23] A bit of Haiku, a day in the life of a coalition FC: Here come the BoB pets We outnumber ten to one Ahh crap log the fleet Warning: Sig highly outdated.
HankMurphy Minmatar Pelennor Swarm R i s e	Posted - 2007.03.12 02:08:00 - [24] no haiku yet? solo carrier dock undock dock undock bump very nice killmail --------------------------- ok, poem time. this should be interesting. been a good 10 years since i had to do one of these in high school...... lets call this... 'Smilies' the trap is set the goons are plenty their numbers great their tactics funny lag is bad fps of 3 please call me primary i have to pee another ship i warp back in! just in time to spill my gin i look back up my focus gained in time to watch my pod get brained but i moved my clone my third ship is ready! but standard launchers wont fire heavies... a half fit frig? to battle, AWAY! but too late i am for... we've won the day! 5 kill mails only ? the lag i'll blame.... but truth be known i'm too trashed to game so lets drink another and camp the gate its almost dt for reds we wait wave by wave, they'll try their best but rise will stand, and pass our test and months from now when the their assault is over we'll return the favor our fleets like dozers for the bandwagon is large but weak ties don't bind and when the dust settles revenge shall be mine (i cant believe i get paid to do stuff like this at work!!)
DeTox MinRohim Madhatters Inc. Maelstrom Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.12 02:45:00 - [25] Originally by: Herculite Edited by: Herculite on 12/03/2007 00:07:14 I can't believe EvE-O today. Oh I can't close my link and make it go away. How long... How long must we sing this song? How long? How long? Broken snipers at the gate Wrecks strew across pos moon 8 But I won't heed the call for gang. Cause my connection My connection will just hang. Sunday, bloody sunday. Sunday, bloody sunday. Sunday, bloody sunday. And the battles just begun There's many lost, but the node is who has won The swearing goes across Team speak We lost our ships and petitions are for the meak. Sunday, bloody sunday. Sunday, bloody sunday. It is true we are immune. BoB's DD will save us this very noon. And today the swarm will cry. We mine and rat and tomorrow they will die. The real battle yet begun. To claim the victory Molle won. Don't hate me, I'm watching my kid and can't really play right now. My favorite so far ------ ~~Proud member of the !s~~ I take no responsability for your paranoia ! This sig space is Read-only !
Jane Spondogolo NoobWaffe	Posted - 2007.03.12 03:24:00 - [26] Some troll forums , because they are lonely Some troll forums, because they love the risk. Some troll forums, because they want reactions. I troll forums, because no blood for isk!
SenorApples The Clearwater Society Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2007.03.12 04:00:00 - [27] Awesome Guys, I am so Proud! This is workign out Well! Here is another. I call it woe the Rat> We come to mine We come to grind We come to explore We come to hide from Enemies Galore But you are their Mr. Rat Mr. Blood Sansha or Mimitar spat You give us ISK You challenge us with risk Dropping Lewts Wrecks to boot Things that help us built our tanks ane Wallet pranks Sometimes you win Sometimes you dont Your really annoying when you scramble us You are REALLY annoying when you scramble us. But, soon you will all die, When all sign a NAP against your design. Apples have Many Uses and Many more things that they cannot be used for. An apple is not a Football Flanker, an Apple is not a Fossil Fuel.
Xelios Minmatar Rampage Eternal Ka-Tet	Posted - 2007.03.12 05:06:00 - [28] Fleets converge, Screens black... ****. Anyone remember?
Admentus Cor'vion Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition	Posted - 2007.03.12 05:25:00 - [29] Edited by: Admentus Cor''vion on 12/03/2007 05:24:32 Some Haiku's : Coalitions' weak With dreadnaughts we speak fiercely And Destroy hope, joy --- Merciless are we Men who dare to fly with cards Achieve purpose, life. --- Merc Coalition! Evading probable death Hark you fly deftly Nice to fly with a group of warrior poets.
INZi coracao ardente	Posted - 2007.03.12 05:46:00 - [30] havn't u dudes got nothing else todo while humping the roids?

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