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SenorApples The Clearwater Society Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2007.03.11 23:37:00 - [1] In hopes of adding a little culture to these boards I open this thread for all your EVE War Poems. I will start. Killmail Killmail Wheres the Killmail Did we really lose an Apoc Did we really lose an Apoc What about the KM What about the KM Didnt we gank that guy Where is the killmail I know that their was a battle in 9CG I know that their was a roaming gang in FAT. Get those POds Come on Boys blow up those Pods. Apples have Many Uses and Many more things that they cannot be used for. An apple is not a Football Flanker, an Apple is not a Fossil Fuel.
Entilzah Valen 0utbreak	Posted - 2007.03.11 23:40:00 - [2] Originally by: SenorApples In hopes of adding a little culture to these boards I open this thread for all your EVE War Poems. I will start. Killmail Killmail Wheres the Killmail Did we really lose an Apoc Did we really lose an Apoc What about the KM What about the KM Didnt we gank that guy Where is the killmail I know that their was a battle in 9CG I know that their was a roaming gang in FAT. Get those POds Come on Boys blow up those Pods. You can sing that to the tune of Carol of the Bells. __________________________ I'm inactive!
DonJuan deMatos Die Apokalyptischen Reiter Dusk and Dawn	Posted - 2007.03.11 23:40:00 - [3] what shall we do with the drunken senor what shall we do with the drunken senor early in the morning
Nicholas Barker Caldari Rampage Eternal Ka-Tet	Posted - 2007.03.11 23:40:00 - [4] epic win -------------------------------------
Crellion Art of War Cult of War	Posted - 2007.03.11 23:41:00 - [5] Originally by: SenorApples In hopes of adding a little culture to these boards I open this thread for all your EVE War Poems. I will start. Killmail Killmail Wheres the Killmail Did we really lose an Apoc Did we really lose an Apoc What about the KM What about the KM Didnt we gank that guy Where is the killmail I know that their was a battle in 9CG I know that their was a roaming gang in FAT. Get those POds Come on Boys blow up those Pods. three tablets a day and stop shooting at POSs Arguably my opinions represent to an extent the opinions of my alliance and in particular circumstances give rise to a valid "casus belli" claim.
Entilzah Valen 0utbreak	Posted - 2007.03.11 23:49:00 - [6] EVE Online EVE Online I wish I could play But I lag I like to fight I like to fight But when I try I lag Somedays I log in Most of the time though, I don't Did you receive that EVEmail? Cause some times I won't. . . Hang on a sec Need to reset my internet Oh **** I'm lagged Oh god I'm gonna cry Crap there goes my ship I tried to warp my pod out but it died I guess I'll wait until I get better internets __________________________ I'm inactive!
jaskirat Ecosse Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.03.11 23:56:00 - [7] lol nice poems Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Sahwoolo Etoophie ([email protected])
Exortius Amarrus The Clearwater Society Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2007.03.11 23:56:00 - [8] This thread delivers. ------------------------
Herculite Hunters Agency Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2007.03.12 00:10:00 - [9] Edited by: Herculite on 12/03/2007 00:07:14 I can't believe EvE-O today. Oh I can't close my link and make it go away. How long... How long must we sing this song? How long? How long? Broken snipers at the gate Wrecks strew across pos moon 8 But I won't heed the call for gang. Cause my connection My connection will just hang. Sunday, bloody sunday. Sunday, bloody sunday. Sunday, bloody sunday. And the battles just begun There's many lost, but the node is who has won The swearing goes across Team speak We lost our ships and petitions are for the meak. Sunday, bloody sunday. Sunday, bloody sunday. It is true we are immune. BoB's DD will save us this very noon. And today the swarm will cry. We mine and rat and tomorrow they will die. The real battle yet begun. To claim the victory Molle won. Don't hate me, I'm watching my kid and can't really play right now.
Dark Shikari Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2007.03.12 00:25:00 - [10] To the tune of "Country Roads." Almost bedtime, EVE Online! Your fun battles Always very laggy! Fleets are out there All over Querious! Shooting the starbases And making us squeam! Jump portals... take me home... to the region... where I was born! EVE Online... shoot the megabeams... take me home... Querious. All the battleships... gather round me... all the cruisers align so much faster. All the carriers, sitting at a safe... Oh what I see in front of me, five hundred red squares. Jump portals... take me home... to the region... where I was born! EVE Online... shoot the megabeams... take me home... Querious. (etc) --23 Member-- EVE-Trance Radio--The EVE Textboard
Necronomicon Caldari KIA Corp KIA Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.12 00:39:00 - [11] Edited by: Necronomicon on 12/03/2007 00:37:25 They tell us that KIA, the sister of death Mortality's emblem is given Then to cloning I wish to resign my frail pod if this be a fortaste of heaven. When I dream that I locked you, you'll surely forgive Extend not your warp stabs to two Coz tomorrow I'll get you with two points instead And dance to the sound of pew pew (ripped off Lord Byron, as he does indeed roxor) Carlsberg dont make Eve Pilots, but if they did, i wouldnt be one of them.
ptmpredator Privateers Privateer Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.12 00:48:00 - [12] Very nice guys but i dont write music for a reason. -------------- The Enemys Gate is Up!
Waagaa Ktlehr Amarr Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition	Posted - 2007.03.12 00:51:00 - [13] Edited by: Waagaa Ktlehr on 12/03/2007 00:47:47 To: C'mon baby light my fire C'mon baby light my cyno Yoink my mothership through spaaaace C'mon baby light my cyno Gank Some Random Blob in the faaaaace - -
niroshido Caldari Vortex. Maelstrom Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.12 00:57:00 - [14] on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me a side dish of pain and a quick podding on the second day of christmas my true love gave to me a side dish of pain a quick podding and loss of a million SP on the third day of christmas my true love gave to me a side dish of pain a quick podding , loss of a million SP, and several idiots in local smack...talking on the forth day of christmas my true love gave to me a side dish of pain a quick podding, loss of a million SP, several idiots in local smacktalking and a massive topic about anti blobb..ing on the fifth day of christmas my true love gave to me a side dish of pain and a quick podding , loss of a million SP, several idiots in local smacktalking, a massive topic about anti blobbing and laggy gate camp..ing on the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me a special present of an extended server downtime, 10 hours of missed skill training time, and boredom on the only day your free
Blitz'Krieg Caldari SkyMarshal Logistics	Posted - 2007.03.12 00:58:00 - [15] "Field open", predicts thunder The hand of God smites the fleet Destruction reigns down on a lighter note ... They said the nodes were strengthened They lied They lied We jumped into a doomsday We died We died Oh we wanted fun fleet battles We tried We tried But they'll always be tommowow Never mind We got fried meh, i'm drunk
Anaximander Monk Mandala Group	Posted - 2007.03.12 01:03:00 - [16] Blue Flame has only got one ball, Seleene has two but very small, The Enslaver is somewhat sim'lar, But poor old Sir Molle has no balls at all.
hybridundertaker Amarr Beagle Corp	Posted - 2007.03.12 01:11:00 - [17] FC u gotta let me know, should i jump or should i warp now, if u say that i must jump, ill be there till the end of struct. Its allways lag lag lag, server is happy when we're alldead, One system is fine the next is lagged, ive got a zillion bugs on my back. if i warp it will be trouble, if i dont it will be boubble. This grid is bugging me, it doesnt load so hostiles i cant see, what range im supposed to be, which ammo even should fit me, is this my wreck or not i see, oh wait, did i ugrade my clone, cos the sp comes so slow, and the assets gone in a blow. So ccp u gotta let me know, should i stay or should i go... EvE +NLINE - T+TALHELLDEATH SUPPORTER
Stormreaper Minmatar The Marauders	Posted - 2007.03.12 01:15:00 - [18] Very Nice poems people.. Very cool Topic started here also. ( Sang to Walk the Line ) I keep a Close orbit round this foe of mine.. I check my scanner A Lot Of the Time.. His ship's just begun too allign.. Does he have stabs? I'l bang him offline (offline to warp) I dont know why My computer is so slow, I bought it new, yesterday from the show, My connection is faster then Bill Gates, Oh no i lagged.I think i'l go to kates. Peace is preperation for war
Jane Spondogolo NoobWaffe	Posted - 2007.03.12 01:22:00 - [19] Its not called eve war I ffs! That honor belongs to the GNW. CCP have already named it. Its "The war for new eden". Get it right!
James Snowscoran Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate	Posted - 2007.03.12 01:32:00 - [20] Edited by: James Snowscoran on 12/03/2007 01:28:47 Here's some lyrics I wrote some time ago, basically it's an adaption of 'Beautiful Day' by U2. The podÆs filled with goo Resting inside is a lowsec bear IÆm no m0o But IÆm as mean so you may shed a tear YouÆre out of cash And somehow I donÆt seem to care YouÆre talking trash You ainÆt going anywhere You thought I was a friend The gang invite was a trap Not here to hold your fucking hand Your setup was crap ItÆs a beautiful day Ship æsplodes, you feel like ItÆs a beautiful day DonÆt letÆem get away! I sent you home Blown away by a common thief IÆm all alone YouÆre not here to give me smack and grief I love this job Even if that seems strange to you IÆve killed for ages And IÆll keep killing noobs like you! ItÆs a beautiful day DonÆt letÆem get away! ItÆs a beautiful day Ooooh Bring them Bring them to this hellish place Teach them, ooh Not to enter lawless space See a corpse, itÆs white and blue See targets right in front of you See the chokepoints camped by crows See the gankfleets clearing the sys out See the freighters flying at night See the roid fields at first light and See the pod with the killing in sight After the squish all the goo came out It was a beautiful day DonÆt letÆem get away! Beautiful daaaaaay Bring them Bring them to this hellish place Teeeeeaaaach them Not to enter lawless space What you just had you donÆt have it now What you just had I sure need it somehow What you just had you donÆt have it now DonÆt have it now It was a beautiful daaaaay -----
Stormreaper Minmatar The Marauders	Posted - 2007.03.12 01:43:00 - [21] Mine's the best :) Peace is preperation for war
R0ot InNova Tech Inc Xelas Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.12 01:59:00 - [22] hehe love this thread
LancerSix Dirty Deeds Corp. Axiom Empire	Posted - 2007.03.12 02:02:00 - [23] A bit of Haiku, a day in the life of a coalition FC: Here come the BoB pets We outnumber ten to one Ahh crap log the fleet Warning: Sig highly outdated.
HankMurphy Minmatar Pelennor Swarm R i s e	Posted - 2007.03.12 02:08:00 - [24] no haiku yet? solo carrier dock undock dock undock bump very nice killmail --------------------------- ok, poem time. this should be interesting. been a good 10 years since i had to do one of these in high school...... lets call this... 'Smilies' the trap is set the goons are plenty their numbers great their tactics funny lag is bad fps of 3 please call me primary i have to pee another ship i warp back in! just in time to spill my gin i look back up my focus gained in time to watch my pod get brained but i moved my clone my third ship is ready! but standard launchers wont fire heavies... a half fit frig? to battle, AWAY! but too late i am for... we've won the day! 5 kill mails only ? the lag i'll blame.... but truth be known i'm too trashed to game so lets drink another and camp the gate its almost dt for reds we wait wave by wave, they'll try their best but rise will stand, and pass our test and months from now when the their assault is over we'll return the favor our fleets like dozers for the bandwagon is large but weak ties don't bind and when the dust settles revenge shall be mine (i cant believe i get paid to do stuff like this at work!!)
DeTox MinRohim Madhatters Inc. Maelstrom Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.12 02:45:00 - [25] Originally by: Herculite Edited by: Herculite on 12/03/2007 00:07:14 I can't believe EvE-O today. Oh I can't close my link and make it go away. How long... How long must we sing this song? How long? How long? Broken snipers at the gate Wrecks strew across pos moon 8 But I won't heed the call for gang. Cause my connection My connection will just hang. Sunday, bloody sunday. Sunday, bloody sunday. Sunday, bloody sunday. And the battles just begun There's many lost, but the node is who has won The swearing goes across Team speak We lost our ships and petitions are for the meak. Sunday, bloody sunday. Sunday, bloody sunday. It is true we are immune. BoB's DD will save us this very noon. And today the swarm will cry. We mine and rat and tomorrow they will die. The real battle yet begun. To claim the victory Molle won. Don't hate me, I'm watching my kid and can't really play right now. My favorite so far ------ ~~Proud member of the !s~~ I take no responsability for your paranoia ! This sig space is Read-only !
Jane Spondogolo NoobWaffe	Posted - 2007.03.12 03:24:00 - [26] Some troll forums , because they are lonely Some troll forums, because they love the risk. Some troll forums, because they want reactions. I troll forums, because no blood for isk!
SenorApples The Clearwater Society Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2007.03.12 04:00:00 - [27] Awesome Guys, I am so Proud! This is workign out Well! Here is another. I call it woe the Rat> We come to mine We come to grind We come to explore We come to hide from Enemies Galore But you are their Mr. Rat Mr. Blood Sansha or Mimitar spat You give us ISK You challenge us with risk Dropping Lewts Wrecks to boot Things that help us built our tanks ane Wallet pranks Sometimes you win Sometimes you dont Your really annoying when you scramble us You are REALLY annoying when you scramble us. But, soon you will all die, When all sign a NAP against your design. Apples have Many Uses and Many more things that they cannot be used for. An apple is not a Football Flanker, an Apple is not a Fossil Fuel.
Xelios Minmatar Rampage Eternal Ka-Tet	Posted - 2007.03.12 05:06:00 - [28] Fleets converge, Screens black... ****. Anyone remember?
Admentus Cor'vion Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition	Posted - 2007.03.12 05:25:00 - [29] Edited by: Admentus Cor''vion on 12/03/2007 05:24:32 Some Haiku's : Coalitions' weak With dreadnaughts we speak fiercely And Destroy hope, joy --- Merciless are we Men who dare to fly with cards Achieve purpose, life. --- Merc Coalition! Evading probable death Hark you fly deftly Nice to fly with a group of warrior poets.
INZi coracao ardente	Posted - 2007.03.12 05:46:00 - [30] havn't u dudes got nothing else todo while humping the roids?
Kobanashi Laro Die Apokalyptischen Reiter Dusk and Dawn	Posted - 2007.03.12 06:38:00 - [31] We have somepretty creative space cowboys here. Well done! --
geewiz InterGalactic Corp. Imperial Republic Of the North	Posted - 2007.03.12 09:06:00 - [32] Originally by: hybridundertaker Edited by: hybridundertaker on 12/03/2007 02:46:43 FC u gotta let me know, should i jump or should i warp now, if u say that i must jump, ill be there till the end of struct. Its allways lag lag lag, server is happy when we're all dead, One system is fine the next is lagged, ive got a zillion bugs on my back. if i warp it will be trouble, if i dont it will be bubble. This grid is kinda bugging me, it doesnt load so hostiles i cant see, what range am i supposed to be, which ammo even should fit me, is this my wreck or not i see, oh wait, did i ugrade my clone, cos sp comes so slow, and assets gone in a blow. So ccp u gotta let me know, should i stay or should i go... You sir win! Clash ftw :) gee
enjoi Gallente Turbulent Subversion	Posted - 2007.03.12 09:24:00 - [33] Edited by: enjoi on 12/03/2007 09:20:57 I will show you something different from either your shadow at morning striding behind you or your shadow at evening rising to meet you; I will show you fear in a handful of dust. -T.S. Eliot Edit: Yes it's not eve related. But I thought it was befitting of some current stances taken by people. -enjoi- TBSV CEO Real men Structure tank.
WETRAIN Minmatar R.U.S.T. Kith of Venal	Posted - 2007.03.12 10:28:00 - [34] I log in into my "life" Grab my ship and leave my wife Load my guns and start to fly Nothing can stand in my way I am good, and here to stay They can smack and they can troll But they know i came to score. I am flying with my ship Killing one or two then SNIP Oh my god the goons are coming Must log out and "love" my honey After 2 hours of love Must log in and SPILL ZE BLOOD Cause i love, i love my life I will love it till "Sesion change in Progress" lol bad ending but yea ... ROMANIA FAN-FEST 3-4 MAY! IN BUCHAREST
Scagga Laebetrovo Delictum 23216	Posted - 2007.03.12 10:43:00 - [35] Life lost to frentix and crash No past, No Future To die As a heathen Under fire Delictum 23216 Official forums
Noluck Ned FATAL REVELATIONS FATAL Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.12 10:56:00 - [36] All around me bright stars shine beacons in eternal night their gentle light touches dark places in my soul Lock 'n Load F4T4L - Recruitment
Dray Caldari Finite Horizon	Posted - 2007.03.12 11:41:00 - [37] Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a big war going on and i done a poo Willaim Shakespeare was an amateur....
OMGROFL CEO Amarr OMG ROFL	Posted - 2007.03.12 11:46:00 - [38] Roses are red, rhubarb is bitter, dray is a homma, that loves it in the S**ter. stallowned. <3 u omgrofl since 1337*
Dray Caldari Finite Horizon	Posted - 2007.03.12 11:47:00 - [39] Roses are red My fingers on the trigger You only hate me Becoz your a n*gger
Pink Marshmellow Black Lance Against ALL Authorities	Posted - 2007.03.12 11:49:00 - [40] bod they had a little lamb there names were CSA Blacklance turned round mowed them down and now bod dont get payed - mary had a little lamb little molle blew.... well he needed the money!-little boy blew
OMGROFL CEO Amarr OMG ROFL	Posted - 2007.03.12 11:51:00 - [41] Originally by: Dray Roses are red My fingers on the trigger You only hate me Becoz your a ngger rofl omgrofl since 1337*
OMGROFL CEO Amarr OMG ROFL	Posted - 2007.03.12 11:53:00 - [42] There once was a frieght express train, made up of goons they felt the pain, they ran into Molle, they put up their brolly, it was all rather sorry, now they have to go update their clone. omgrofl since 1337
ieniemienie	Posted - 2007.03.12 14:37:00 - [43] When the night is dark, And the dogs go 'bark'; When the clouds are black, And the ducks go 'quack'; When the sky is blue, And the cows go 'mooo'; Think of lovely Queenie, She'll be thinking of you blackadder rulez
Stormreaper Minmatar The Marauders	Posted - 2007.03.12 17:11:00 - [44] This is the best thread so far iv'e seen, at the end we should do a top 3 and the winner should get a prize Peace is preperation for war
Nukleanis Falcon Advanced Industries	Posted - 2007.03.12 17:27:00 - [45] Edited by: Nukleanis on 12/03/2007 17:23:59 One for the Blackadder fans... Boom, boom, boom, boom boom. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Boom. </Baldrick>
Dee Carson Caldari Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2007.03.12 22:20:00 - [46] <Adapted from & sung to the tune of, the Paratrooper's Lament, "Blood on the Risers"> He was just a noobie pilot and he surely shook with fright. He checked off his equipment and made sure his fit was right. He had to sit and listen to those awful engines roar. He ain't gonna jump no more. <Chorus:> Clone me, Clone me, what a hellufaway to die. Clone me, Clone me, what a hellufaway to die. Clone me, Clone me, what a hellufaway to die. He ain't gonna jump no more. "Is everybody happy?" cried the FC looking up. Our hero feebly answered, "Yes", and then they lined him up. He jumped into the icy void, his tiny frig stayed cloaked. But he ain't gonna jump no more. <Chorus> He counted long, he counted loud, he waited for the lag. He felt the wind, he felt the cold, he felt the awful drag. ôLanded in a gate camp! Oh no! IÆm in the bag!ö And he ain't gonna jump no more. <Chorus> Cap booster, hardeners and reppers he did click. ôAlign & jump, align & jump!ö the FC called out ôQuick!ö The cloak dissolved, ships resolved and he was locked up slick! No, he ain't gonna jump no more. <Chorus> They scrammed & webbed & nosÆed the noob. They gave him iron and lead and hammerhead & withheld any lube. In local they smacked about frapping for YouTube. No, he ain't gonna jump no more. <Chorus> Shields dissolved, his amour gone & structure fading fast He knew a pod would be his fate, ThatÆs how the die was cast, He ain't gonna jump no more. Clone me, Clone me, what a hellufaway to die. Clone me, Clone me, what a hellufaway to die. Clone me, Clone me, what a hellufaway to die. He ain't gonna jump no more. Join channel: "Eve University" or read here
mama guru Gallente Friendship 7 Corporation YouWhat	Posted - 2007.03.12 22:29:00 - [47] nice poems lol -YOU ARE NOW READING MY SIGNATURE- EVE is like the "Fisherman's Friend" of MMOs. If it's too hard, you are too weak.
Becca Manns Puppets on Steroids	Posted - 2007.03.12 23:58:00 - [48] a haiku: gullible ET lets goonswarm pick his members backstab will come soon
Kashre Minmatar Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2007.03.13 01:24:00 - [49] Fortune's Glory evermore Through endless inky void we chase Seeking through with deathless valor Starry halls where Angels race Flame and flare of death and ice Forever trapped at Cizin's Gate We fear no end of Man's device Faces forward seek our fate Foes along the wayside fall Struck down by Imptech's ceaseless might As valiantly we face them all Until with dread they put to flight Comrades, champions, heroes true Hold fast to duty's calling grim Spill IRON blood of darkest hue Thus end refrain to Imptech's Hymn +++ "Etiquette is for the Dojo. In war there is only victory or death." - Eiji Yoshikawa
R0NIN Amarr Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2007.03.13 01:37:00 - [50] wow that is pretty good Kash
Galea Wildfang Inebriated Consortium Enterprises Inc.	Posted - 2007.03.13 01:58:00 - [51] Roses are red, but what does it matter, we want just some fights, the more, the better, Sploshuns are yellow, and they are the fun, we want launchers spitting, and alot blazing gun(s) Scrambled at midnight, oh lord they got me, time for the bed, fi-na-ly. Flamming leads to anger, anger leads to pain, pain leads to suffering, and suffering leads to teh Dark Side !
LeadPan	Posted - 2007.03.13 02:27:00 - [52] Edited by: LeadPan on 13/03/2007 02:25:40
Enders Vaal SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2007.03.13 02:34:00 - [53] Fleet Battle...a haiku Jumping in now sir **** I'm lagging like hell Good game I am dead. ---
geewiz InterGalactic Corp. Imperial Republic Of the North	Posted - 2007.03.13 09:00:00 - [54] Tyranny was accepted for eons of time, Then came an event that shocked all, The drums began to rumble pod pilots thought fine, The bell has tolled and some must fall A treaty arrived upon, Of blues there be many, Legendary fights between capitals have come, Pray being smack be low, and the chat canny. Of this all agree, The meeting of forces shall be epic and full of wonder, Loses on all sides we shall see, New Eden shall be torn a sunder.
Krexus Amarr Reunited O X I D E	Posted - 2007.03.13 09:42:00 - [55] There once was a pilot named scrabby Who was quite fond of his webby Along came a pod He clicked on his mod Scrabby made a kill with his webby ( Disclaimer: Pilot name scrabby is fictional, if however there is a pilot named this way ... you know who you are ) The system known as H-PA is a place where triumvirate likes to play once they were blue but now that's all through howlong will triumvirate stay? Put on this mod I must covered in my hanger with dust once they were loved till the nerf they were buffed oh my this thing is covered with rust - more to come - i think anyone found my marbles?
Anastasia DC Gallente Death Monkey's With Knives Freelancer Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.13 10:35:00 - [56] I just logged in, undock my ship When on the left i see a blip My mail blinks, once again Another noob seeking fame Clogging up Alliance mail My heart sinks, my face now pale... I wish i could show him my rails Clean alliance mail, my holy grail. xxx Politics, they make me sick As fickle as a teenage chick Today you blue Tomorrow red Last week friends This week dead I think ill log and go to bed... xxx More to come... When I have more time to think. ;)
Le Skunk Privateers Privateer Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.13 11:18:00 - [57] I sat at the gate and what did i see? Haulers and noobs shooting at me. If truth be told twere other way round crushing your frigate right into the ground I pop your pods, and purloin your loot Best place to find me is on a trade route SKUNK

Sahwoolo Etoophie Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department	Posted - 2007.03.19 05:56:00 - [58] Imagine there's no flaming It's easy if you try No trolls flaming us About 15 times tonight Imagine all the people Posting fair today... Imagine there's no cursing It isn't hard to do Nothing to swear or troll for And no petitions queue Imagine all the people Posting to CAOD in peace... You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the forum will be awesome Imagine no bumping I wonder if you can No need to snip or click for A brotherhood of man Imagine all the altcorps Leaving all the world... You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the forum will feel awesome forum rules \| [email protected] \| Our Website

Da Tosser Enterprising Trolls With Flamethrowers	Posted - 2007.03.19 06:08:00 - [59] Originally by: Sahwoolo Etoophie No trolls flaming us About 15 times tonight Nothing to swear or troll for Imagine all the altcorps Leaving all the world... I paid good money for this alt corp. Sometimes i just feel stupid or want to post when I am drunk. (Oh, FFS, we are doing poems.) For my words are sour, My taunts are sweet. Make my enemies glower, when I applaud defeat. Just a lonely troll, Dispersing a little flame. Most my words are vitrol, While hiding my main's name.
Jordan Musgrat Convergent Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2007.03.19 06:17:00 - [60] DD me baby 1 more time!!! Shecka bow wow. doom doom. sheecka bow wow. doom doom. Quality, quality guys. Sorry it wasn't a poem, music is the next best thing. Just as much class though, say it outloud and very loud. ----------- Primary is family values, secondary is 0.0...
Anaximander Monk Mandala Group	Posted - 2007.03.19 06:36:00 - [61] How could you just leave me me standin' Alone at the gate, I'm so screwed Maybe I'm just too demandin' Maybe I'm just like my dial up, too slow Maybe I'm just like yo mumma, she's never satisfied Why must we smack talk each other? This is what it sounds like.. when pods pop.
Entilzah Valen 0utbreak	Posted - 2007.03.19 06:44:00 - [62] This carrier keeps leaving the POS bubble Yes the totally unarmed POS's bubble Does anyone have a bumping ship? Does anyone have a capital ship? Ok he's outside the shield Ok he's bumped out a ways from the shield Kill the fighters, nos him kthx We'll hold our fire until his cap breaks Oooh someone with a carrier in corp chat Open a cyno and lets finish the kill Woot he's dead now, that was a great thrill Scoop his loot and lets go home Fin __________________________ [Pending]
Kiell Amor The Graduates Ivy League	Posted - 2007.03.19 12:02:00 - [63] He left the POS at midnight WTF was that? A mystery.... He gave a cough His Titan logged off And the rest, as they say, is history!
Quillan Rage E X O D U S Imperial Republic Of the North	Posted - 2007.03.19 12:46:00 - [64] Edited by: Quillan Rage on 19/03/2007 12:44:42 To the tune of Sweet Child o mine... FIX have a POS, which is in ED ItÆs in reinforced, soon to be history And everyone, Hopes it will finally be destroyed FIX call BoB, they donÆt want it dead Then in jumps a fleet, which is mainly Dread IRON wait too long And 300 Bob deployed Oh Oh Oh û Is our POS onlineà Oh Oh Oh Oh, Is our POS online <guitar solo> BOB jump out, this is IRONÆs chance Then lag hitÆs, please donÆt crash IÆd hate to see a failed advance By doing, something thatÆs rash The lag then goes so the battle starts And the modules come on line I pray for the Lasers, And the lag Then happily watch as it dies.... Oh Oh Oh û Is our POS onlineà Oh Oh Oh Oh, Is our POS online <guitar solo> Where do we go Where do we go now Where do we go Without a POS onlineà Kittens in Tinfoil Hats
Fela Shombay	Posted - 2007.04.05 14:33:00 - [65] -haiku- rifter setup good, orbiting hauler and web, forgot scrambler, noob
blanked Caldari Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.	Posted - 2007.04.05 20:30:00 - [66] There's a breathless hush in the Gang to-night -- Ten to kill and a friend to save -- An hour to play and the last man in. And it's not for the sake of a contract fee, Or the selfish hope of the forum's fame, But his Captain's hand on his shoulder smote -- 'Play up! play up! and play the game!' The gate of the system is sodden red, -- Red with the wreck of a pod that broke; -- The doomsdays blown and the F.C. dead, And the regiment jammed with lag and coke. The river of death has brimmed his banks, And Eden's far, and Honour a name, But the voice of a captain rallies the ranks: 'Play up! play up! and play the game!' This is the word that year by year, While in her place the gang is set, Every one of her sons must hear, And none that hears it dare forget. This they all with a joyful mind Bear through life like a torch in flame, And falling fling to the war behind -- 'Play up! play up! and play the game!' Augmentation of a poem called Vitai Lampada by Henry Newbolt. You are perhaps the sexiest eve gamer I have ever had the fortune to encounter on these forums! -Conuion Meow ([email protected]) Much love Conuion <3
Derrios Dirty Deeds Corp. Axiom Empire	Posted - 2007.04.05 20:59:00 - [67] Edited by: Derrios on 05/04/2007 20:56:41 blazing guns fill void explosions soar past the eye victory is done ----------------------------------------------- I got something to put in you. at the *** bar.
Maxtor Payne Minmatar DeathWatch Militaris	Posted - 2007.04.05 21:57:00 - [68] Moller of Muppets Capship yards at play, crumbling away Im your source of self-deception Spies that pump with fear, sucking up the lies Leading on your death's construction [chorus:] Hate me you will see More dots you really need I'm dedicated to How I'm playing you Come jumping faster Obey your master Your dreads burn faster Obey your master Master Master of puppets Im pulling your strings Twisting your mind and smashing your fleets Blinded by me, you cant see a thing Just slur my name, `cause Ill hear you scream Master Master Just slur my name, `cause Ill hear you scream Master Master [end chorus] Jumpbridge the way, never you betray Fleet of death becoming clearer The "Train"'s foly, capship rapery Mop you up because of your error [chorus] Master, master, wheres the baby Titan that I've been after? Master, master, you promised only lies Laughter, laughter, all I hear and see is laughter Laughter, laughter, laughing at my cries "H4X!" is the cause of all that, natural habitat Just a whinge without a reason Neverending cries, drift on unumbered threads Now your petition is out of season [chorus] [fade out with evil laughter]. Merc alt for hire. Contact Retran for contracts. Currently fighting: Deep Space Construction
Dungheap Caldari Dragon's Rage Intrepid Crossing	Posted - 2007.04.05 22:01:00 - [69] they came in on patch day 'cuz local was buggy. like some wild circus clowns or east-indian thugee. i thought i was safe and quite out of range. but never trust bobbits 'cuz they're all deranged. out of their crows light missiles did spew. ccp had taken inties from my overview! it was over quite quickly just as fast as that. my pod exploded with a sickening splat. with my screen nicely frozen i was forced to observe as they looted my wreck. imagine the nerve! as quick as they came they went on their way. with a gf in local and a "ya, we know we're ghey"
Shiraz Merlot Octavian Vanguard RAZOR Alliance	Posted - 2007.04.05 22:14:00 - [70] Aligning, like old sigils bearing slaves, Decloaking, bumping our ships, we cursed through lag, Till on our empty home we turned our backs And towards the distant south began to trudge. Pilots jumped asleep. Many had lost their ships But limped on, in structure. All lost cap; all jammed; Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots Of short warping caldari cruisers that dropped behind. Doomsday! Quick, boys! û An ecstasy of fumbling, Clicking the clumsy warpout just in time; But someone still was yelling out on teamspeak, And flound'ring like a man stuck on the gate . . . Dim, through the gangchat panes and red warp shift, As under the starlight, I saw him sploding. In all my dreams, before my helpless sight, He *****es at me, whining, scrambled, podded. If in some smothering dreams you too could pace Behind the noobship that we flung him in, And watch the snowballs melted in his launchers, His whining voice, like a camper's sick of gank; If you could hear, at every jump, the energy Come gargling from the nos-corrupted cap, Obscene as dampers, bitter as the veld Of vile, incessant mining in noobcorp hulks, My friend, you would not tell with such high zest To pilots ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est Pro foederatus mori. (with apologies to Wilfred Owen)
Exortius Amarrus The Clearwater Society Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2007.04.05 22:36:00 - [71] Fleet fight, armies assemble. Boy and men, both doth tremble. Enter warp, all is quiet. Not a one, ready to die yet. Out of warp, ready to fi.......... [an attempt to write a line is already underway] [an attempt to write a line is already underway] [your ship is out of control] Mail flashes, pod and ship gone. Tonight we will sing, no great battle song. Indeed, my foe, you are red to me. But is it not true, lag is our greatest enemy. ------------------------
Wylker Caldari Pyrrhus Sicarii Aftermath Alliance	Posted - 2007.04.05 23:28:00 - [72] The goonies were really upset Because bob wouldnÆt make them a pet They were run into space Now theyÆre forming a place ThatÆs got many a people upset They helped RA win in the east And offered up part of the feast But when friends came to eat And share in the treat Poor SMASH found that they had been fleeced. The north rides on their pretty **** train And said they were bringing the big pain But fix holds up the q And pets stick together like glue While IRON just posts with their main There once were some guys we called bob Whom everyone wanted to blob Then the ruskies just stopped To make plexes get popped And the rest of the blob got bobbed Now the æverse is all buried in war And the noobs in high sec say ôwhat forö As blobs lag out nodes PCs crash on our toes And we all can only say ôMORE!ö My muse here is dying quite fast I donÆt think that this rhyme can last IÆll see you in space IÆll smash in your face And I think that weÆll all have a blast. Your signature has been removed. Please contact us at [email protected] for an explaniation - Kreul Intentions
Meriones TARDZ Gods of Night and Day	Posted - 2007.04.06 14:01:00 - [73] I am a dog, IRC is a flower, I lift up my leg, and give them a shower.
hybridundertaker Amarr Beagle Corp	Posted - 2007.04.07 01:04:00 - [74] Gankers on the roam, Gankers on the roam, into this gang they were merged, into this fleet they were reformed, better a cluster then just one drone, to kill the carebear all alone. gankers on the roam, there is a podder in the gang, his sensors pulsing, pods go bang. Webbing and painting all the way, let ure missiles play. if u cant warp out in time, ure ship and pod are gonna die. gankers on the roam... EvE +NLINE - T+TALHELLDEATH SUPPORTER
Pure Angel Contraband Inc. Mercenary Coalition	Posted - 2007.04.07 01:48:00 - [75] What is this life, if full of care We have no time to stand and stare? But yet we sit here loading this gate And read our loss mails while we wait! __________________________________________________
Jason Marshall Hammer Of Light	Posted - 2007.04.07 04:09:00 - [76] This is my blaster, This is my striper, One is for mining, The others for fun. LETS SEE YOU NERF THIS ONE Kreul!!!... ...if that is your REAL name o_O Tacky lens flares in sigs 4tw!
Freelanc3r Caldari Xoth Inc Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2007.04.07 04:16:00 - [77] Maybe in another system I could gank you there Warped away before your time I cant deal its so unfair Leaving 425ii's in my grave Show that I still care But implants and insurance Can't bring back whats taken from me I reach out to the devs and call out your name and if I could petition I would -----------------------------------
Attak Trioptimum FREGE Alliance	Posted - 2007.04.07 04:40:00 - [78] Too much traditional poetry! Let's do it highschool emo poetry publication style! EVE when we play when we play Can we please stop we must fight shoot the laser shoot the laser shoot the laser shoot the laser for right? for wrong? blue... the color of water when dyed blue............... we may NeVeR know why we fight why we die why we can shoot through POS shields my ship melts away in the blueness of it all EVE PODS LIFE I am alive once more EVE TAKER OF LIVES
FGxHalsey Battlestars GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.12.18 21:38:00 - [79] I, for one, applaud the artistic contributions of the poetry writers in this thread. You truly make eve a better place by adding some fine culture to these boards. Lately there has been a disturbing lack of culture in general. I have been shocked and appalled at the general state of the CAOD boards of late. I hope that bringing such posts back can bring our beloved boards back to the quality posting environment it once was.
true enjoyment GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.12.18 21:47:00 - [80] it is always nighttime in space hiding in the nebulae we wait patience, my brother, patience soon our time will come drifting in the shadows power to the engines power to the shields power to the weapons power to the thrusters lock those targets from the shadows we strike focus fire on the primary shout into the mic
Master Technique Club Bear	Posted - 2007.12.19 00:39:00 - [81] This thread is great. One of the better ones on CAOD in a while=) The song parodies are the funniest part so far, but some of the actual poetry is pretty damn good. I think the emo highschooler one made me laugh the hardest so far out of any of them though. Anyways, heres mine, to the tune of Hypnotize by SOAD (I thought it was appropriate to use SOAD for CAOD=P) Why don't you ask the, pets in zero zero Is this what they wanted, is BoB their hero? Take advantage, of smaller alliances then DD the badguys, with their titans... I'm just sitting, in empire waiting for the - Then on the other side, the famous goonfleet Mad props for turning out to be, the most annoying people I'll ever meet They disguised their, absolute stupidity with propaganda, they're no better than "B" "O" "B" So I'm just sitting, in empire waiting for the End...... _______________ Master Technique Club Bear
Orion Moonstar Ultrapolite Socialites GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.12.19 00:55:00 - [82] Goons write poetry The CAOD boards break Intelligence lost

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