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Kobanashi Laro
Die Apokalyptischen Reiter
Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2007.03.12 06:38:00 -
[31]
We have somepretty creative space cowboys here. Well done!
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geewiz
InterGalactic Corp.
Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2007.03.12 09:06:00 -
[32]
 Originally by: hybridundertaker
Edited by: hybridundertaker on 12/03/2007 02:46:43
FC u gotta let me know,
should i jump or should i warp now,
if u say that i must jump,
ill be there till the end of struct.
Its allways lag lag lag,
server is happy when we're all dead,
One system is fine the next is lagged,
ive got a zillion bugs on my back.
if i warp it will be trouble,
if i dont it will be bubble.
This grid is kinda bugging me,
it doesnt load so hostiles i cant see,
what range am i supposed to be,
which ammo even should fit me,
is this my wreck or not i see,
oh wait, did i ugrade my clone,
cos sp comes so slow,
and assets gone in a blow.
So ccp u gotta let me know, should i stay or should i go...
You sir win!
Clash ftw :)
gee
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enjoi
Gallente
Turbulent Subversion
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Posted - 2007.03.12 09:24:00 -
[33]
Edited by: enjoi on 12/03/2007 09:20:57
I will show you something different from either
your shadow at morning striding behind you
or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
-T.S. Eliot
Edit: Yes it's not eve related. But I thought it was befitting of some current stances taken by people.
-enjoi-
TBSV CEO
Real men Structure tank. |
WETRAIN
Minmatar
R.U.S.T.
Kith of Venal
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Posted - 2007.03.12 10:28:00 -
[34]
I log in into my "life"
Grab my ship and leave my wife
Load my guns and start to fly
Nothing can stand in my way
I am good, and here to stay
They can smack and they can troll
But they know i came to score.
I am flying with my ship
Killing one or two then *SNIP*
Oh my god the goons are coming
Must log out and "love" my honey
After 2 hours of love
Must log in and SPILL ZE BLOOD
Cause i love, i love my life
I will love it till "Sesion change in Progress"
lol bad ending but yea ...
ROMANIA FAN-FEST 3-4 MAY! IN BUCHAREST |
Scagga Laebetrovo
Delictum 23216
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Posted - 2007.03.12 10:43:00 -
[35]
Life lost to frentix and crash
No past, No Future
To die
As a heathen
Under fire
Delictum 23216 Official forums |
Noluck Ned
FATAL REVELATIONS
FATAL Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.12 10:56:00 -
[36]
All around me bright stars shine
beacons in eternal night
their gentle light touches
dark places in my soul
Lock 'n Load
F4T4L - Recruitment |
Dray
Caldari
Finite Horizon
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Posted - 2007.03.12 11:41:00 -
[37]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Theres a big war going on
and i done a poo
Willaim Shakespeare was an amateur....
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OMGROFL CEO
Amarr
OMG ROFL
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Posted - 2007.03.12 11:46:00 -
[38]
Roses are red,
rhubarb is bitter,
dray is a homma,
that loves it in the S***ter.
stallowned. <3 u
omgrofl since 1337 |
Dray
Caldari
Finite Horizon
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Posted - 2007.03.12 11:47:00 -
[39]
Roses are red
My fingers on the trigger
You only hate me
Becoz your a n*gger
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Pink Marshmellow
Black Lance
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.03.12 11:49:00 -
[40]
bod they had a little lamb there names were CSA
Blacklance turned round mowed them down and now bod dont get payed - mary had a little lamb
little molle blew.... well he needed the money!-little boy blew
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OMGROFL CEO
Amarr
OMG ROFL
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Posted - 2007.03.12 11:51:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Dray
Roses are red
My fingers on the trigger
You only hate me
Becoz your a n*gger
rofl
omgrofl since 1337 |
OMGROFL CEO
Amarr
OMG ROFL
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Posted - 2007.03.12 11:53:00 -
[42]
There once was a frieght express train,
made up of goons they felt the pain,
they ran into Molle,
they put up their brolly,
it was all rather sorry,
now they have to go update their clone.
omgrofl since 1337 |
ieniemienie
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Posted - 2007.03.12 14:37:00 -
[43]
When the night is dark,
And the dogs go 'bark';
When the clouds are black,
And the ducks go 'quack';
When the sky is blue,
And the cows go 'mooo';
Think of lovely Queenie,
She'll be thinking of you
blackadder rulez
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Stormreaper
Minmatar
The Marauders
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Posted - 2007.03.12 17:11:00 -
[44]
This is the best thread so far iv'e seen, at the end we should do a top 3 and the winner should get a prize 
Peace is preperation for war |
Nukleanis
Falcon Advanced Industries
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Posted - 2007.03.12 17:27:00 -
[45]
Edited by: Nukleanis on 12/03/2007 17:23:59
One for the Blackadder fans...
Boom, boom, boom, boom boom.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Boom.
</Baldrick>
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Dee Carson
Caldari
Eve University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.03.12 22:20:00 -
[46]
<Adapted from & sung to the tune of, the Paratrooper's Lament, "Blood on the Risers">
He was just a noobie pilot and he surely shook with fright.
He checked off his equipment and made sure his fit was right.
He had to sit and listen to those awful engines roar.
He ain't gonna jump no more.
<Chorus:>
Clone me, Clone me, what a hellufaway to die.
Clone me, Clone me, what a hellufaway to die.
Clone me, Clone me, what a hellufaway to die.
He ain't gonna jump no more.
"Is everybody happy?" cried the FC looking up.
Our hero feebly answered, "Yes", and then they lined him up.
He jumped into the icy void, his tiny frig stayed cloaked.
But he ain't gonna jump no more.
<Chorus>
He counted long, he counted loud, he waited for the lag.
He felt the wind, he felt the cold, he felt the awful drag.
ôLanded in a gate camp! Oh no! IÆm in the bag!ö
And he ain't gonna jump no more.
<Chorus>
Cap booster, hardeners and reppers he did click.
ôAlign & jump, align & jump!ö the FC called out ôQuick!ö
The cloak dissolved, ships resolved and he was locked up slick!
No, he ain't gonna jump no more.
<Chorus>
They scrammed & webbed & nosÆed the noob.
They gave him iron and lead and hammerhead & withheld any lube.
In local they smacked about frapping for YouTube.
No, he ain't gonna jump no more.
<Chorus>
Shields dissolved, his amour gone & structure fading fast
He knew a pod would be his fate,
ThatÆs how the die was cast,
He ain't gonna jump no more.
Clone me, Clone me, what a hellufaway to die.
Clone me, Clone me, what a hellufaway to die.
Clone me, Clone me, what a hellufaway to die.
He ain't gonna jump no more.
Join channel: "Eve University" or read here |
mama guru
Gallente
Friendship 7 Corporation
YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.03.12 22:29:00 -
[47]
nice poems lol 
-YOU ARE NOW READING MY SIGNATURE-
EVE is like the "Fisherman's Friend" of MMOs. If it's too hard, you are too weak. |
Becca Manns
Puppets on Steroids
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Posted - 2007.03.12 23:58:00 -
[48]
a haiku:
gullible ET
lets goonswarm pick his members
backstab will come soon
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Kashre
Minmatar
Imperium Technologies
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.03.13 01:24:00 -
[49]
Fortune's Glory evermore
Through endless inky void we chase
Seeking through with deathless valor
Starry halls where Angels race
Flame and flare of death and ice
Forever trapped at Cizin's Gate
We fear no end of Man's device
Faces forward seek our fate
Foes along the wayside fall
Struck down by Imptech's ceaseless might
As valiantly we face them all
Until with dread they put to flight
Comrades, champions, heroes true
Hold fast to duty's calling grim
Spill IRON blood of darkest hue
Thus end refrain to Imptech's Hymn
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"Etiquette is for the Dojo. In war there is only victory or death." - Eiji Yoshikawa |
R0NIN
Amarr
Imperium Technologies
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.03.13 01:37:00 -
[50]
wow that is pretty good Kash  
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Galea Wildfang
Inebriated Consortium Enterprises Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.13 01:58:00 -
[51]
Roses are red,
but what does it matter,
we want just some fights,
the more, the better,
Sploshuns are yellow,
and they are the fun,
we want launchers spitting,
and alot blazing gun(s)
Scrambled at midnight,
oh lord they got me,
time for the bed,
fi-na-ly.
Flamming leads to anger, anger leads to pain, pain leads to suffering, and suffering leads to teh Dark Side !
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LeadPan
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Posted - 2007.03.13 02:27:00 -
[52]
Edited by: LeadPan on 13/03/2007 02:25:40
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Enders Vaal
SniggWaffe
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.03.13 02:34:00 -
[53]
Fleet Battle...a haiku
Jumping in now sir
**** I'm lagging like hell
Good game I am dead.
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geewiz
InterGalactic Corp.
Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2007.03.13 09:00:00 -
[54]
Tyranny was accepted for eons of time,
Then came an event that shocked all,
The drums began to rumble pod pilots thought fine,
The bell has tolled and some must fall
A treaty arrived upon,
Of blues there be many,
Legendary fights between capitals have come,
Pray being smack be low, and the chat canny.
Of this all agree,
The meeting of forces shall be epic and full of wonder,
Loses on all sides we shall see,
New Eden shall be torn a sunder.
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Krexus
Amarr
Reunited
O X I D E
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Posted - 2007.03.13 09:42:00 -
[55]
There once was a pilot named scrabby
Who was quite fond of his webby
Along came a pod
He clicked on his mod
Scrabby made a kill with his webby
( Disclaimer: Pilot name scrabby is fictional, if however there is a pilot named this way ... you know who you are )
The system known as H-PA
is a place where triumvirate likes to play
once they were blue
but now that's all through
howlong will triumvirate stay?
Put on this mod I must
covered in my hanger with dust
once they were loved
till the nerf they were buffed
oh my this thing is covered with rust
- more to come -
i think
anyone found my marbles? |
Anastasia DC
Gallente
Death Monkey's With Knives
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.13 10:35:00 -
[56]
I just logged in, undock my ship
When on the left i see a blip
My mail blinks, once again
Another noob seeking fame
Clogging up Alliance mail
My heart sinks, my face now pale...
I wish i could show him my rails
Clean alliance mail, my holy grail.
xxx
Politics, they make me sick
As fickle as a teenage chick
Today you blue
Tomorrow red
Last week friends
This week dead
I think ill log and go to bed...
xxx
More to come...
When I have more time to think. ;)
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Le Skunk
Privateers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.13 11:18:00 -
[57]
I sat at the gate and what did i see?
Haulers and noobs shooting at me.
If truth be told twere other way round
crushing your frigate right into the ground
I pop your pods, and purloin your loot
Best place to find me is on a trade route
SKUNK
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Sahwoolo Etoophie
Forum Moderator
Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2007.03.19 05:56:00 -
[58]
Imagine there's no flaming
It's easy if you try
No trolls flaming us
About 15 times tonight
Imagine all the people
Posting fair today...
Imagine there's no cursing
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to swear or troll for
And no petitions queue
Imagine all the people
Posting to CAOD in peace...
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the forum will be awesome
Imagine no bumping
I wonder if you can
No need to *snip* or *click* for
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the altcorps
Leaving all the world...
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the forum will feel awesome
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Da Tosser
Enterprising Trolls With Flamethrowers
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Posted - 2007.03.19 06:08:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Sahwoolo Etoophie
No trolls flaming us
About 15 times tonight
Nothing to swear or troll for
Imagine all the altcorps
Leaving all the world...
I paid good money for this alt corp. Sometimes i just feel stupid or want to post when I am drunk. (Oh, FFS, we are doing poems.)
For my words are sour,
My taunts are sweet.
Make my enemies glower,
when I applaud defeat.
Just a lonely troll,
Dispersing a little flame.
Most my words are vitrol,
While hiding my main's name.
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Jordan Musgrat
Convergent
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.03.19 06:17:00 -
[60]
DD me baby 1 more time!!!
Shecka bow wow. doom doom. sheecka bow wow. doom doom.
Quality, quality guys. Sorry it wasn't a poem, music is the next best thing. Just as much class though, say it outloud and very loud.
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