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Neal Cassady
Shih Yang Tong
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Posted - 2007.03.22 15:49:00 -
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-the planets and moons dont move in their orbits
-there is no pator tech school in pator
-the sun remains the same size no matter how far away you are
-if space is a vacuum why can i hear my autocannons?
-if im in a pod with no windows why does my ship have windows?
anyone got any others?
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Frug
Zenithal Harvest
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Posted - 2007.03.22 15:51:00 -
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-The planet orbits are all perfect circles, rather than ellipses.
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-Your ship has windows because it has a crew. Your pod has no windows because that would be stupid. Look up what pods are and it will become obvious why.
-You can hear your autocannons because a completely silent game would be stupid. Also, the autocannons would rattle your ship, which does have air inside, and would thus make noise.
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Minsc
Gallente
A.W.M
Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2007.03.22 15:53:00 -
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 Originally by: Neal Cassady
-the planets and moons dont move in their orbits - Technical limitation of the hardware and game engine.
-there is no pator tech school in pator - dunno about this one.
-the sun remains the same size no matter how far away you are - engine limitation again.
-if space is a vacuum why can i hear my autocannons? - your ships computer simulates them for tactical reasons to aid situational awareness.
-if im in a pod with no windows why does my ship have windows? - Pods are retrofits to already existing ships, also windows would be used by your ships crew. Also help with sense of scale.
anyone got any others?
Originally by: Sharkbait
please for the love of god read the dam stickies
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Marshalll
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Posted - 2007.03.22 15:55:00 -
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your sig is from the best damn pirates movie ive seen in some time.
Hope you guess have all seen it. Essential viewing for pirates.
 YARR
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babylonstew
Caldari
Caldari Scouting and Intel Group
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Posted - 2007.03.22 15:56:00 -
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go read hands of a killer and jovian wet grave
explains all about the pod and windows etc...
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Teruan R'sole
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Posted - 2007.03.22 15:56:00 -
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the planets and moons dont move in their orbits - or do they just move so slowly, it appears they're not moving?
-there is no pator tech school in pator - they moved out, because of an accident with a datacore and a hampster.
-the sun remains the same size no matter how far away you are - suns are the size they are, if they're 10m km's in diameter, they stay that size.
-if space is a vacuum why can i hear my autocannons? - because the air in your ship carries the noise.
-if im in a pod with no windows why does my ship have windows? - how else would your ships computers operate?
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Llewellyn III
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Posted - 2007.03.22 15:57:00 -
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oh yeah, when i stop my sniper mega and come to a complete stop, the front end then starts to drop like there was gravity working on it.
Pain in the arse cos you cant hold your alignment either.
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Neal Cassady
Shih Yang Tong
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Posted - 2007.03.22 15:58:00 -
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i have a crew on my ship? omfg i had no idea. who pays them? why dont they have pods? what is their job? why are they never asking for shares from my kills? why do they keep signing on to fly with me given the number of ships i get blown up?
-you just opened pandoras box
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Splagada
Minmatar
Tides of Silence
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.22 15:59:00 -
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NO way to know if the station you sit in is camped. windows are forbidden !
cyclones, blackbirds should spin really fast instead of going straight
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Joshua Foiritain
Gallente
Coreli Corporation
Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.03.22 16:01:00 -
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Originally by: Neal Cassady
i have a crew on my ship? omfg i had no idea. who pays them? why dont they have pods? what is their job? why are they never asking for shares from my kills? why do they keep signing on to fly with me given the number of ships i get blown up?
-you just opened pandoras box
they clean your ship, they don't have a pod for the same reason cars don't have multiple drivers and they're quite desperate for money. Its all explained in the background fiction 
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Winterblink
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.03.22 16:02:00 -
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Erm... warping to an outer planet will make the sun get smaller. Does for me at least.
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Szprinkoth Sponsz
Chaos Reborn
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Posted - 2007.03.22 16:02:00 -
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Originally by: Neal Cassady
i have a crew on my ship? omfg i had no idea. who pays them? why dont they have pods? what is their job? why are they never asking for shares from my kills? why do they keep signing on to fly with me given the number of ships i get blown up?
-you just opened pandoras box
They're all pressganged homeless people/minmatar slaves.
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Jaggeh
Gallente
Furious Angels
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Posted - 2007.03.22 16:06:00 -
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-there is no pator tech school in pator
ever landed on the planet?
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Anon I'muss
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Posted - 2007.03.22 16:08:00 -
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Some stations have chimneys... in space there is no up or down so how come all the chimneys are at the top? Same can be said for the barges!
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Sean Dillon
Caldari
Privateers
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Posted - 2007.03.22 16:14:00 -
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- Why you dont get vaporised for warping through planets/moons/station.
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MrTriggerHappy
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.03.22 16:20:00 -
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Originally by: Sean Dillon
- Why you dont get vaporised for warping through planets/moons/station.
Because your warp employs the use of multiphasic technology... you go out of phase and reappear as you land
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Ondora
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Posted - 2007.03.22 16:25:00 -
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Originally by: Marshalll
your sig is from the best damn pirates movie ive seen in some time.
Hope you guess have all seen it. Essential viewing for pirates.
YARR
And what is that movie?
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Victor Valka
Caldari
Archon Industries
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Posted - 2007.03.22 16:35:00 -
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Originally by: Ondora
Originally by: Marshalll
your sig is from the best damn pirates movie ive seen in some time.
Hope you guess have all seen it. Essential viewing for pirates.
YARR
And what is that movie?
Here's 2 million ISK to it being ****ographic in nature. 
Originally by: Diana Marc
Notice that BoB is agreeing with RA's concern. That's like Elrond and Sauron agreeing to reduce carbon emissions.
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Mechanikus
Gallente
Battlestars
Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.22 16:38:00 -
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- There seems to be a semblance of "up" and "down" in space and your ship seems to be affected by this "up" and "down" when coming to rest.
- Why do ships always bump into each other? Are all the pilots drunk?
- There are an awful lot of planets in 0.0 space that apparently only have pirates living on them.
- No rebel fleet to fight the empire.
- no reverse in any of the ships, the tranny's must be broken.
- tractor beams can only be used on stuff you own or killed, it should instead be called a personal loot wreck grabby thing.
- why do smugglers get to build secret hidden bases and stargates but players can't?
- mobile labs are anything but, they must be anchored, therefore they are not, errr mobile.
- not enough doom in space, time for the doom song!
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Llewellyn III
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Posted - 2007.03.22 16:40:00 -
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Originally by: Ondora
Originally by: Marshalll
your sig is from the best damn pirates movie ive seen in some time.
Hope you guess have all seen it. Essential viewing for pirates.
YARR
oNE OF THE FINEST (**** CAps) p o.r n movies ive seen. Even has a pirate story line and medium budget cgi of ship battles.
Makes Pirates of the carribean look ****. (Certainly explains why they dont let chicks on boats in them days. No one would do any work)
And what is that movie?
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William Hamilton
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Posted - 2007.03.22 16:42:00 -
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Originally by: Neal Cassady
-the planets and moons dont move in their orbits
I'l give you that one.
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-there is no pator tech school in pator
What does that have to do with anything?
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-the sun remains the same size no matter how far away you are
Warp to a star then say that again.
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-if space is a vacuum why can i hear my autocannons?
Space is a vacuum, the materials that make up your ship aren't.
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-if im in a pod with no windows why does my ship have windows?
For the crew/cameras.
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anyone got any others?
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Harisdrop
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.03.22 16:43:00 -
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-why does the camera stop why cant i look 360 degrees of my ship even in station.
-why cant I see the explosion i see the last shot but not the explosion.
-does anyone ever get graded when you train
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Kappas.
Galaxy Punks
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.22 16:45:00 -
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Originally by: Neal Cassady
-the planets and moons dont move in their orbits
-there is no pator tech school in pator
-the sun remains the same size no matter how far away you are
-if space is a vacuum why can i hear my autocannons?
-if im in a pod with no windows why does my ship have windows?
anyone got any others?
Behold the sacred answer to all your questions!
IT'S A GAME!
More importantly it's not a space sim 
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Caldorous
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.03.22 16:50:00 -
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This is a RPG GAME FFS!!, go find if WoW also respect the laws of physics and anathomy...
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Wendat Huron
Lupus Industries
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Posted - 2007.03.22 16:51:00 -
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I believe the crew work for you pro bono, cashing in if they're alive when you retire.
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Darren Facet
Kinda'Shujaa
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2007.03.22 16:51:00 -
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If you switch off your engine, your ship comes to a grinding halt. Don't get me started about how a ship is aligned during turns. Space combat would actually take navigational skills and a lot higher situational awareness with realistic physics (and collision damage). Just image crashing into a station with 5k/sec just because you forgot to turn around your interceptor half-way 180¦ and start burning 
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Hooch Flux
Caldari
CMOT Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.03.22 16:54:00 -
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Edited by: Hooch Flux on 22/03/2007 16:50:29
Sorry to pop your pod on this one guys, but the Jove explain why there is sound in pods in the "Jovian Wetgrave", its a simulated sound system using sensors, something to do with psycological effects. If you take what they say literally the crew would not hear any sound of explosions and what not unless the it was from something physically touching the ship, but your pod simulates it if not.
I say prep for dustoff, nuke the site from orbit...
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Darquies Shade
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Posted - 2007.03.22 17:01:00 -
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Originally by: Marshalll
your sig is from the best damn pirates movie ive seen in some time.
Hope you guess have all seen it. Essential viewing for pirates.
YARR
To my understanding, those 2 are Pron stars, because my video manager, explained to me that "the pirate" movie in question, had the highest budget of all time when dealing with Pron movies per say. Chew on that for a sec! (i would had said swallow, but that would had been too obvious)
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Neal Cassady
Shih Yang Tong
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Posted - 2007.03.22 17:07:00 -
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ppl are taking my post too seriously i think. look what happens when someone feels their primary joy in life is under attack.
i was just looking for people to point out interesting non sequiturs in the game, im not insulting it.
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Prophet Jurah
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.03.22 17:07:00 -
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Edited by: Prophet Jurah on 22/03/2007 17:07:34
Originally by: Neal Cassady
-the sun remains the same size no matter how far away you are
-if space is a vacuum why can i hear my autocannons?
-if im in a pod with no windows why does my ship have windows?
anyone got any others?
The sun has been bugged since revalations. You can't hear your autocannons, it's a computer simulation to make you more aware of your suroundings. You're not seeing the world from your own eyes. What you see is the view from a camera drone floating outside your ship. Go read the story.
Originally by: Anon I'muss
Some stations have chimneys... in space there is no up or down so how come all the chimneys are at the top? Same can be said for the barges!
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