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Keenon
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Posted - 2004.01.07 06:46:00 -
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with 28mil i would buy more guns and ships so i could reduce overpopulation
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Nalias
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Posted - 2004.01.07 08:02:00 -
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Edited by: Nalias on 07/01/2004 08:03:47
A Christian deed, eh? Let me see...
1) I'll hijack every other Empire's holidays and rename them.
2) I'll hide needed chapters of our Corporate Charter so that while everyone thinks they know exactly what is going on they are actually stumbling around blindly and not in tune with what I really meant.
3) I will raid Amarr space for all of ther artifacts and will attempt to assasinate the Emporer, all in the name of a Crusade.
4) Once we get all those artifacts back to our home I'll stash them all in my CEO hangar and then deny that the items ever existed. I'll take them out on my hijacked holidays to gloat over them.
5) If there's any time left after the Crusades we'll do an Inquisition by gate camping and forcing people to renounce their Corporation and join ours or we'll pod them in front of their friends.
6) I'll choose my most unstable and obnoxious Corp mate to be my First Officer, and call him Peter whether he likes it or not.
7) I'll rewrite our Corporate History to make all our female members, even the Officers, into harlots, thieves and general evildoers.
8) I'll send out all my Officers abroad to screw with the politics of every other Corporation, with explicit instructions to try to force our Charter onto the smaller ones while absorbing their economies.
It doesn't get any more Christian than that.
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jason hill
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Posted - 2004.01.07 08:27:00 -
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well being the charitable soul that iam :0) i would give it to my wife miss mayhem who`s just started the game ..so that she would stop bloody asking me for mine !!! then spent the rest of it on quafe ....lots of quafe 
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MissEvil
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Posted - 2004.01.07 08:30:00 -
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Miss Evil, you didn't designate a deadline, but we'll sticky this until you pick your winner.
I shall announce a winner sometime on the 9th (just before my subscription is terminated  ). Until then, spread the love my fellow space brothers and sisters!
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TheWise
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Posted - 2004.01.07 08:39:00 -
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I would open the "School of life and comunity" where the jung **** talking, forum spamming eve player will learn how to interact with a comunity. there will also be a reintegration Programm for all the homeless that are living in the eve universe.
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Sara Kerrigan
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Posted - 2004.01.07 08:58:00 -
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I will use it to end universal hunger, free all minmatar slaves, end all hostilities between races, and... aww I can't lie to you any more. It would go toward my goals for domination of the Aridia region, and the enslaving of all neutral corps.
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Pychian Vanervi
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Posted - 2004.01.07 10:07:00 -
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Edited by: Pychian Vanervi on 07/01/2004 10:09:28
Well after my Mom left to live with Tank CEO and my Dad is finding his youth making friends with the Jerico Fraction girls, I have been left to look after my 5 brother and 3 Sisters. I wouldn't be so bad off if they would only do the mining I ask them too, to by the food we need to survive. But you know kids they insist on sitting in other peoples hangers doing nothing. I try my best to make ends meet but with only a shuttle to fly my missions its getting to be a little strain.
So I ask that you not donate it to me, to use on luxury goods, fast ships and women. But think of the children it will be for their future.
Just think of the children.
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It's all about the fortune and glory, fortune and glory!
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Saera Ezliha
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Posted - 2004.01.07 11:55:00 -
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I am truly happy that you have finally seen the Light, but I am sorry to see that The Lord leads you away from us :(.
So much ISK given away would make a huge difference in most peoples life. By giving them to me I will help me getting closer to a good CR BP so I can sponsor new Pilots to achieve something good in this Universe. Equipping them a little so they can spread the Good News to all of the Universe.
I do hope The Lord will show you the way so you can return one day.
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Torvus
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Posted - 2004.01.07 12:10:00 -
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I'd spend the money on the next Patch BP Original, then edit out the bad bits in my spare time.
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War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military.
Georges Clemenceau (1841 - 1929)
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Klyngster
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Posted - 2004.01.07 12:17:00 -
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I would use the Isk to help True Power become the reigning corporation in the Stain Region, as well as offering frigates really cheap to new players. Oh, and I'd make a big pile and dance around on it while laughing maniacally - worrying my family, friends and co-workers so much that they have to do an "intervention", but it would do no good.
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Moah
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Posted - 2004.01.07 12:35:00 -
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i would give the money to curse, so they can buy new brain-cells for all the oc members...
OINK OINK OINK...
Fancy. |
Ulendar
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Posted - 2004.01.07 13:16:00 -
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Edited by: Ulendar on 07/01/2004 13:18:56
Ok il play...id do a few things!
1) Found a shelter for the poor and homeless pirates in EVE who have lost their ships in the line of duty and are incapable of replacing them. Here they would receive care from good looking nurses, combat training (they need it), training in 'how to rip off the carebear' and training in speaking 'pirate'.
2) Start a universal hate campaign against sentrie guns in 0.4 space and below and buy a few nukes to inforce my campaign.
3) Pay my campaign to run for Amarr emperor and once i win i promise to remove sentries from 0.4 space and below, introduce rent-a-apoc for pirates who have lost their rides (Techell will pay for them with their profits from miner II scamm), put very hugh buy orders for tradegoods on distant 0.0 markets, issue the deathpenalty for anyone using an apoc with 8 miner II to mine in 1.0 space, put patrols in hidden belts and order them to kill and pod anyone who enters with a mining laser and make it legal for minmatar rebels to kill amarr slavers and vice versa.
4) Hire Viceroy to be my lawyer
Originally by: cashman
It's time for Eris to get a clue. CCP should make a statement about this.
It's the exact same things as what Zombie did, you may not attack in "safe-areas" (empire/within sentry range) without loosing your ship.
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DJTempest3K
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Posted - 2004.01.07 13:18:00 -
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I personally think it should be given to the charity DJ Tempest3K, er, sorry, I meant EVE-Radio, of course, hmm  
DJ Tempest
EVE-Radio - visit us @ www.eve-radio.com
Music you can mine, mission & pod too :) |
Lucas De'Thal
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Posted - 2004.01.07 13:22:00 -
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just so you know, you don't have to give all of it to 1 person ;)
anyways, I could use it to help with training and outfitting newbies. (cost of skills adds up)
one time, this guy i was training went out in one of my merlins.....came back in a pod. why...he attacked ships around a gate which he thought were NPC pirates......don't know how he could have missed that they were concord ships.....
ah well....
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Hellmar > sorry for the attitude, playing a n00b character through the current state just left me a bit bitter
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hellmar> "you lot are just so clever you have a good history for out smarting us :-S "
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Torath
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Posted - 2004.01.07 13:26:00 -
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I would donate it to every member of eve to get a new set of clothing. Some people have been in the same gear for 8 months, I am sure there are some who still haven't washed them yet!!!
You want it I got it....erm unless I sold it, then some one else has it!?! :/
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Cool dude
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Posted - 2004.01.07 14:16:00 -
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I would use the money to continue the great work that was started by my uncle Cleatus who used to donate thousands to sick animals.
Well he didnt know they were sick when he backed them!
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Skarsnik
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Posted - 2004.01.07 15:09:00 -
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Edited by: Skarsnik on 07/01/2004 15:14:28
Well here is my chance to help a poor soul, who was injured in the great Caldari - Gallente war.
His name is Arhan Diurlen, I came across this impoverished man during one of my many missions to remove Homeless from my resident station. However upon taking him to the next destination, he cried and pleaded with me to help him. I wavered, took him back with me and he is now resident in my hanger.
I however donĘt have the money to re-home him and help him on his way.
When you think of the Money think of Arhan.
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DREAMWORKS
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Posted - 2004.01.07 15:13:00 -
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Same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world.
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SpeedOfShiva
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Posted - 2004.01.07 15:21:00 -
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I'd use the cash to found a home for retired ship captains! Unlimited Quafe and Protein Delicacies for all residents...!
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Crayathan
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Posted - 2004.01.07 15:44:00 -
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I would open a sanctury for poor little kittens that have no homes.
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil |
Alexandra Belani
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Posted - 2004.01.07 15:52:00 -
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Edited by: Alexandra Belani on 07/01/2004 15:54:34
Ill take a cr4ck at this
I have given over 60 million worth of assets to new players in our corp, and outside our corp. Let me distribute it :)
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Zen Jakkaru - "Alexandra Belani (Most sexy terr |
Lord Azraiel
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Posted - 2004.01.07 16:14:00 -
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I would give it to the needy noobs.
"I'm comin' for ya, and Hell's comin' with me!" |
Nemesis I
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Posted - 2004.01.07 16:33:00 -
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Id sell it on ebay, errr wadaya mean I can't!!!
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Delc
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Posted - 2004.01.07 17:17:00 -
[54]
I would have used the money to make more money that I could give new members of EVE.
N.A.G.A Corp | NAGAmazon
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DATEK
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Posted - 2004.01.07 17:55:00 -
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Our destiny is clear. This money must be used to finance a holy crusade. We will convert the pagens and non-believers, civilize the barbarians, and eraticate any who resits God's will.
Just send me the cash, I'll handle the details 
DATEK
CEO, Frog Morton Industries |
Fester Addams
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Posted - 2004.01.07 19:14:00 -
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Charity begins at home, I would pile it upp and save it for a rainy day... and maby use it to go on a bloody crusade against the Ammar fanatics.
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2004.01.07 20:34:00 -
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First I would make Siddy a forum sig. That Typhoon looks like a mishappened cricket bat.
Second I would find ten newer individuals who are stuck in n00b frigates and buy them each an combat/mining outfitted "decent" frigate.
Third I would take the rest of the isk and found a scientific institute where we would research to create a "compassion implant" for all those heartless indivduals out there - a real "Wizard of Oz" story.
Posting for Numbnutz |
1of1
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Posted - 2004.01.07 23:43:00 -
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I would roll around in it whilst also touching goats 
Then I'd donate it all to the Gallentean Arts Council to stop my brother Warrior from lecturing me all the time
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Xtreem
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Posted - 2004.01.07 23:44:00 -
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Edited by: Xtreem on 07/01/2004 23:45:28
i would invest the money into my corp for new players who just want to make some money for there familys, life in space can be very hard and absent familys trying to earn a hard isk.
give a man some isk and he can feed his family for a day, give him a miner 2 and he can make isk all year for his family!
have a heart, give to xtreem
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olyyy
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Posted - 2004.01.08 02:09:00 -
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Make cookies for mentaly deficient children... There are so many of them that I would really need millions of isk for this task
Galaga (Galaxian - XIF corp) And yes, Olyyy is on our KOS list so she enjoys stirring the "flames" ( 2004.05.25 ) |
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