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MissEvil
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Posted - 2004.01.06 20:16:00 -
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I'm not sure if anyone remembers me, MissEvil the notorious ore thief, however, having discovered God and seeing the error of my ways I am willing to give roughly 28 million isk to one lucky space cadet! All you have to do is tell me within 100 words what kind considerate act you would do with the money! For example, open a school for deaf dumb and blind children. Whoever has the best, most Christian loving idea will receive all my isk! 
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Dworak
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Posted - 2004.01.06 20:18:00 -
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Edited by: Dworak on 06/01/2004 20:51:05
Buy cheap amarr p0rn(nekkidpics of Hardin) and spread it all over minmatar space.
Edit: They have even sensored pr(0)n now.. tsk 
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Hardin
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Posted - 2004.01.06 20:23:00 -
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Edited by: Hardin on 06/01/2004 20:29:17
A minmatar and a lemming - you will die soon sir!
And the rumoured nekkid p0rn doesn't exist - it is just a fantasy by desperate Gallente wenches! 
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Nightfang
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Posted - 2004.01.06 20:50:00 -
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I used to lead a life like you, but using the gun instead of the indy. Now I've retired and started a corp dedicated to helping indys. I've spent 50M in frigate BP's so the newbs can get a head start 
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Trek
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Posted - 2004.01.06 20:51:00 -
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I would rally a lot of soldiers and go to the east, in this case the Amarr empire which might be to the west depending on which angle you watch the star-map from but whatever. Once there I will murder and plunder on my holy crusade against whatever gains me the most popularity at home. How is that for a christian act? 
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My other ship is a Reaper
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Znaei
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Posted - 2004.01.06 20:54:00 -
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I would set up an oranisation that would fight for your right to change your name from MissEvil to MissGood or MissHoly
clagnuts> im drunk just come back from pirates night in spain , wtf i thought it was some eve guys getting together for a drink , turned out to be a feken real pirates show , doh |
Baldour Ngarr
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:00:00 -
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How is that for a christian act?
Lousy. As you well know. 
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Nightfang
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:00:00 -
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Edited by: Nightfang on 06/01/2004 21:01:01
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I used to lead a life like you, but using the gun instead of the indy. Now I've retired and started a corp dedicated to helping newbs*. I've spent 50M in frigate BP's so the newbs can get a head start
*Edit: Changed typo "indys" to "newbs"
Edit 2: And accidentally hit "Quote" instead of "Edit"
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Korthyn
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:02:00 -
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I would spend it on booze to donate to the homeless.
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threeD
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:03:00 -
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Edited by: threeD on 06/01/2004 21:05:57
Edited by: threeD on 06/01/2004 21:04:19
Space weasels are the most endangerd of all woodland, space fareing creatures. Their numbers have dwindled to but a few hundred.. with only 2 females in the entire population (sloppy seconds doesn't even come close to describing what the males have to endure).
With 28 mil, I could take these boys out on the p^ss and get each of them laid.. well, if they're gonna become extinct, at least they should go out in some style...
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:07:00 -
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Once upon a time there was a Gallente called Bob who longed for nothing more than to feel the wind through his hair and to gaze at the stars, unabashed and naked as nature intended.
Unfortunately, Bob was a complete and utter moron who chose to fulfill his dream by leaping out of a porthole while 1 million kilometres above Oris in Amarr.
I would spend the 28M isk repairing the damage to the orphanage he ruined at point of impact.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Admiral Jojon
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:08:00 -
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Honestly; If someone gave me 28mill isk, i would keep it.
..Maybe buy a new comp. 
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Jezebel
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:11:00 -
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I would hunt down and kill all of the people that are begging for ISK.
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Reptar
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:12:00 -
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honestly, i would use it to buy minerals and build frigates for free for newbies well with 90% of the isk i would the rest will go for factory/lab rental for the next 10 years
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Atar
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:13:00 -
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Edited by: Atar on 06/01/2004 21:14:40
Ladies and gentiles, gentiles and croccidles, I've come before you, too stand behind you, to speak to you about something I simply know nothing about.
I am hear to discuss what color to white wash the church fence.
What chicken to cook for the turkey dinner.
Admission is free, pay at the door. Pull up a chair, sit on the floor.
Of course admission proceeds (one being from MissEvil) will be promplty given to those unfortunate little tots that have consumed protein delecacies and now have the intelligence of a bag of rocks!
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Baldour Ngarr
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:14:00 -
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Once upon a time there was a Gallente called Bob who longed for nothing more than to feel the wind through his hair and to gaze at the stars, unabashed and naked as nature intended.
Unfortunately, Bob was a complete and utter moron who chose to fulfill his dream by leaping out of a porthole while 1 million kilometres above Oris in Amarr.
I would spend the 28M isk repairing the damage to the orphanage he ruined at point of impact.
8/10 for absurd humour; minus two for accuracy. From that height, he'd make an impressive firework display but not much else
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"Soon" is an ancient Icelandic word meaning "some time before the next Ice Age." |
Cettie
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:14:00 -
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I would spend it on Noob's in the game.
I have spent quite a bit of my own isk Not My corps isk Helping noobs when the first enter the game. I even have a Chanel set up for them to go to if they wish and me and my corp mates will offer any advice we have and i gernaly give them a sum of isk to help them out, and it is a bighearted sum more than they will make in a weak or more mining.
Cettie
CEO
NOVA CORP
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Omniwar
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:28:00 -
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I would buy minerals and build missiles and then use the missiles to free peaple from their pathetic lifes.
Spawn of the Devil
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Hoshi Vostigeye
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:31:00 -
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I would use it to start my own corporation...
To sell the peoples of eve what they really need... Milkshakes with fish flavour. And then I mean like ; Sweet salmon, Crispy crab (with real bits of dehydrated red crabs) Shrimp surprise, and of course our award-winning Squid-sundae!
*Patent pending
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Korthyn
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:39:00 -
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Edited by: Korthyn on 06/01/2004 21:40:00
Cettie is the man! Call me his phanboi!
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Ganja
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:41:00 -
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I would buy automated robots to replace the slave children in amarrian sweatshops, and raise the minmatar children to be strong fighter pilots.
With 28m I can afford to buy, and build the robots, pay off the sweatshop owner, and feed/shelter/clothe the children.
Awwww.. then once they are all grown up they will be my wingmen of death, protecting me like a watch dog does its master.
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Ronyo Dae'Loki
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:46:00 -
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I would spend it on medical research and peace organizations so that in the future we wouldn't even NEED orphanages.
Also, I'd help noobs buy new ships (like I already do sometimes anyway) just because they are there and because I like to help.
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My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants.
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Ganja
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:50:00 -
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Also, I'd help noobs buy new ships (like I already do sometimes anyway) just because they are there and because I like to help.
I did that kind'of during Christmas..
Went around to a few newb systems and played Santa to those that have only been playing for a week.. noobs ate up about 20m isk :|
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Nightfang
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:52:00 -
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I'd actually say give it to Ganja as a token of appreciation for EVE-DB!
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Ganja
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:53:00 -
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I'd actually say give it to Ganja as a token of appreciation for EVE-DB!
Ooo.. very good idea! I like this one best..
But I'd have to split it amongst my colleagues.. as I don't run the site on my own.
^^^I don't mind doing this..
(See Athan! I don't hog all the glory for EVE-DB!)
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Papolytic
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:53:00 -
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Here's a few charitible notions:
1) I'd put a 14 million isk bounty on you for being foolish enough to give a heathen like me any money.
2) If you're anything like the 2 'witnesses' that just showed up at my door asking me:
Them: "Do you know which fork of the river you're taking in the next life?" to which I replied,
Me: "I don't even have a boat. Do I need a boat? Would a canoe be ok? What about a Kayak?"
Them: "But have you thought it over? It's not too late for you"
Me: "When does the Coast Guard offer the next boating class? I need to get a license. What about Jet Ski's? Are they ok? I'm really not very good with water, or decisions, or forks.
Them: <they're looking quite nervous at this point and begin to back away from the door>
Me: "Wait! I'll take the left fork. Is that like a left turn? Is there a toll or any other charges?"
Them: <now running away like babies down the street>
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Well, if you were like that about your newfound "oneness with your cosmic nothingness", then I'd just put the other 14 million isk on your head as bounty.
3) If you weren't like that, then I'd give it all away in a similarly enlightened post on this board, because I'd feel guilty for having had such horrible thoughts, and I'm sure I'm pretty guilty on general principles, and I just don't deserve such a gift. Pay it forward, backwards, and sideways. That's what I'd do.
4) In retrospect, I just had a sudden change of heart. I'd spend all 28 Million on a carnal extravaganza in Mexicali (a system about 40 miles south of where I usually park my ship).
Sincerly,
Christian J. Papol
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Pann
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Posted - 2004.01.07 03:17:00 -
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Miss Evil, you didn't designate a deadline, but we'll sticky this until you pick your winner.
Eve Community Manager
[email protected]
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swisher
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Posted - 2004.01.07 04:34:00 -
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Edited by: swisher on 07/01/2004 04:38:05
MissEvil,
Like myself I have done my evil things in eve..stealing and riping off mega and other corps. *testing out there Corp Security of course* But I have also seen the light of my evil ways and this once black heart has now has some light come in. I just recently gave away 10m isk to some noobs just like you are doing here but on eve-i. So I would to say I think what you are doing is really nice..like I look at it as giving back to the community that has given us so much :)
But I dont know since I have already been labeled from a "few" as the robinhood of eve..what does this make you now? :)
Hope this maybe changes the way the people look at us..now that we do have big hearts and deep pockets to help out the poor and hard workers in eve.
-swisher
P.s ..if so that you do pick me I will donated the isk to the special needs Fund for the derelik school for the under educated and funded children of Derelik.
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Siddy
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Posted - 2004.01.07 05:23:00 -
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Edited by: Dworak on 06/01/2004 20:51:05
Buy cheap amarr p0rn(nekkidpics of Hardin) and spread it all over minmatar space.
Edit: They have even sensored pr(0)n now.. tsk
Sensored P0rn ??? OH NO.. were this world is going.. tsk tsk tsk
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Cptn Zadius
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Posted - 2004.01.07 05:53:00 -
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Many people are selling the poor homeless and unrightfully slaved data people of Eve. I've even heard of pilots that jettison these helpless, destitute peons; and tell them that someone will be by in little more than 2 hours to take them to safety 
I would take the money and create a safe-house for all of these poor souls, hiring teachers to train them to become self-sufficient.
Then, finally all of these people will become contributing members of the Eve society; adding to the numbers of pilots that FA could pod. 
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