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MissEvil
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Posted - 2004.01.06 20:16:00 -
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I'm not sure if anyone remembers me, MissEvil the notorious ore thief, however, having discovered God and seeing the error of my ways I am willing to give roughly 28 million isk to one lucky space cadet! All you have to do is tell me within 100 words what kind considerate act you would do with the money! For example, open a school for deaf dumb and blind children. Whoever has the best, most Christian loving idea will receive all my isk! 
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Dworak
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Posted - 2004.01.06 20:18:00 -
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Edited by: Dworak on 06/01/2004 20:51:05
Buy cheap amarr p0rn(nekkidpics of Hardin) and spread it all over minmatar space.
Edit: They have even sensored pr(0)n now.. tsk 
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Hardin
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Posted - 2004.01.06 20:23:00 -
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Edited by: Hardin on 06/01/2004 20:29:17
A minmatar and a lemming - you will die soon sir!
And the rumoured nekkid p0rn doesn't exist - it is just a fantasy by desperate Gallente wenches! 
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Nightfang
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Posted - 2004.01.06 20:50:00 -
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I used to lead a life like you, but using the gun instead of the indy. Now I've retired and started a corp dedicated to helping indys. I've spent 50M in frigate BP's so the newbs can get a head start 
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Trek
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Posted - 2004.01.06 20:51:00 -
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I would rally a lot of soldiers and go to the east, in this case the Amarr empire which might be to the west depending on which angle you watch the star-map from but whatever. Once there I will murder and plunder on my holy crusade against whatever gains me the most popularity at home. How is that for a christian act? 
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My other ship is a Reaper
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Znaei
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Posted - 2004.01.06 20:54:00 -
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I would set up an oranisation that would fight for your right to change your name from MissEvil to MissGood or MissHoly
clagnuts> im drunk just come back from pirates night in spain , wtf i thought it was some eve guys getting together for a drink , turned out to be a feken real pirates show , doh |
Baldour Ngarr
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:00:00 -
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How is that for a christian act?
Lousy. As you well know. 
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Nightfang
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:00:00 -
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Edited by: Nightfang on 06/01/2004 21:01:01
Quote:
I used to lead a life like you, but using the gun instead of the indy. Now I've retired and started a corp dedicated to helping newbs*. I've spent 50M in frigate BP's so the newbs can get a head start
*Edit: Changed typo "indys" to "newbs"
Edit 2: And accidentally hit "Quote" instead of "Edit"
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Korthyn
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:02:00 -
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I would spend it on booze to donate to the homeless.
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threeD
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:03:00 -
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Edited by: threeD on 06/01/2004 21:05:57
Edited by: threeD on 06/01/2004 21:04:19
Space weasels are the most endangerd of all woodland, space fareing creatures. Their numbers have dwindled to but a few hundred.. with only 2 females in the entire population (sloppy seconds doesn't even come close to describing what the males have to endure).
With 28 mil, I could take these boys out on the p^ss and get each of them laid.. well, if they're gonna become extinct, at least they should go out in some style...
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:07:00 -
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Once upon a time there was a Gallente called Bob who longed for nothing more than to feel the wind through his hair and to gaze at the stars, unabashed and naked as nature intended.
Unfortunately, Bob was a complete and utter moron who chose to fulfill his dream by leaping out of a porthole while 1 million kilometres above Oris in Amarr.
I would spend the 28M isk repairing the damage to the orphanage he ruined at point of impact.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Admiral Jojon
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:08:00 -
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Honestly; If someone gave me 28mill isk, i would keep it.
..Maybe buy a new comp. 
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Jezebel
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:11:00 -
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I would hunt down and kill all of the people that are begging for ISK.
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Reptar
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:12:00 -
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honestly, i would use it to buy minerals and build frigates for free for newbies well with 90% of the isk i would the rest will go for factory/lab rental for the next 10 years
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Atar
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:13:00 -
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Edited by: Atar on 06/01/2004 21:14:40
Ladies and gentiles, gentiles and croccidles, I've come before you, too stand behind you, to speak to you about something I simply know nothing about.
I am hear to discuss what color to white wash the church fence.
What chicken to cook for the turkey dinner.
Admission is free, pay at the door. Pull up a chair, sit on the floor.
Of course admission proceeds (one being from MissEvil) will be promplty given to those unfortunate little tots that have consumed protein delecacies and now have the intelligence of a bag of rocks!
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Baldour Ngarr
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:14:00 -
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Quote:
Once upon a time there was a Gallente called Bob who longed for nothing more than to feel the wind through his hair and to gaze at the stars, unabashed and naked as nature intended.
Unfortunately, Bob was a complete and utter moron who chose to fulfill his dream by leaping out of a porthole while 1 million kilometres above Oris in Amarr.
I would spend the 28M isk repairing the damage to the orphanage he ruined at point of impact.
8/10 for absurd humour; minus two for accuracy. From that height, he'd make an impressive firework display but not much else
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"Soon" is an ancient Icelandic word meaning "some time before the next Ice Age." |
Cettie
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:14:00 -
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I would spend it on Noob's in the game.
I have spent quite a bit of my own isk Not My corps isk Helping noobs when the first enter the game. I even have a Chanel set up for them to go to if they wish and me and my corp mates will offer any advice we have and i gernaly give them a sum of isk to help them out, and it is a bighearted sum more than they will make in a weak or more mining.
Cettie
CEO
NOVA CORP
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Omniwar
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:28:00 -
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I would buy minerals and build missiles and then use the missiles to free peaple from their pathetic lifes.
Spawn of the Devil
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Hoshi Vostigeye
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:31:00 -
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I would use it to start my own corporation...
To sell the peoples of eve what they really need... Milkshakes with fish flavour. And then I mean like ; Sweet salmon, Crispy crab (with real bits of dehydrated red crabs) Shrimp surprise, and of course our award-winning Squid-sundae!
*Patent pending
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Korthyn
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:39:00 -
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Edited by: Korthyn on 06/01/2004 21:40:00
Cettie is the man! Call me his phanboi!
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Ganja
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:41:00 -
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I would buy automated robots to replace the slave children in amarrian sweatshops, and raise the minmatar children to be strong fighter pilots.
With 28m I can afford to buy, and build the robots, pay off the sweatshop owner, and feed/shelter/clothe the children.
Awwww.. then once they are all grown up they will be my wingmen of death, protecting me like a watch dog does its master.
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Ronyo Dae'Loki
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:46:00 -
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I would spend it on medical research and peace organizations so that in the future we wouldn't even NEED orphanages.
Also, I'd help noobs buy new ships (like I already do sometimes anyway) just because they are there and because I like to help.
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My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants.
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Ganja
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:50:00 -
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Quote:
Also, I'd help noobs buy new ships (like I already do sometimes anyway) just because they are there and because I like to help.
I did that kind'of during Christmas..
Went around to a few newb systems and played Santa to those that have only been playing for a week.. noobs ate up about 20m isk :|
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Nightfang
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:52:00 -
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I'd actually say give it to Ganja as a token of appreciation for EVE-DB!
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Ganja
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:53:00 -
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I'd actually say give it to Ganja as a token of appreciation for EVE-DB!
Ooo.. very good idea! I like this one best..
But I'd have to split it amongst my colleagues.. as I don't run the site on my own.
^^^I don't mind doing this..
(See Athan! I don't hog all the glory for EVE-DB!)
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Papolytic
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Posted - 2004.01.06 21:53:00 -
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Here's a few charitible notions:
1) I'd put a 14 million isk bounty on you for being foolish enough to give a heathen like me any money.
2) If you're anything like the 2 'witnesses' that just showed up at my door asking me:
Them: "Do you know which fork of the river you're taking in the next life?" to which I replied,
Me: "I don't even have a boat. Do I need a boat? Would a canoe be ok? What about a Kayak?"
Them: "But have you thought it over? It's not too late for you"
Me: "When does the Coast Guard offer the next boating class? I need to get a license. What about Jet Ski's? Are they ok? I'm really not very good with water, or decisions, or forks.
Them: <they're looking quite nervous at this point and begin to back away from the door>
Me: "Wait! I'll take the left fork. Is that like a left turn? Is there a toll or any other charges?"
Them: <now running away like babies down the street>
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Well, if you were like that about your newfound "oneness with your cosmic nothingness", then I'd just put the other 14 million isk on your head as bounty.
3) If you weren't like that, then I'd give it all away in a similarly enlightened post on this board, because I'd feel guilty for having had such horrible thoughts, and I'm sure I'm pretty guilty on general principles, and I just don't deserve such a gift. Pay it forward, backwards, and sideways. That's what I'd do.
4) In retrospect, I just had a sudden change of heart. I'd spend all 28 Million on a carnal extravaganza in Mexicali (a system about 40 miles south of where I usually park my ship).
Sincerly,
Christian J. Papol
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Pann
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Posted - 2004.01.07 03:17:00 -
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Miss Evil, you didn't designate a deadline, but we'll sticky this until you pick your winner.
Eve Community Manager
[email protected]
CCP |
swisher
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Posted - 2004.01.07 04:34:00 -
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Edited by: swisher on 07/01/2004 04:38:05
MissEvil,
Like myself I have done my evil things in eve..stealing and riping off mega and other corps. *testing out there Corp Security of course* But I have also seen the light of my evil ways and this once black heart has now has some light come in. I just recently gave away 10m isk to some noobs just like you are doing here but on eve-i. So I would to say I think what you are doing is really nice..like I look at it as giving back to the community that has given us so much :)
But I dont know since I have already been labeled from a "few" as the robinhood of eve..what does this make you now? :)
Hope this maybe changes the way the people look at us..now that we do have big hearts and deep pockets to help out the poor and hard workers in eve.
-swisher
P.s ..if so that you do pick me I will donated the isk to the special needs Fund for the derelik school for the under educated and funded children of Derelik.
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Siddy
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Posted - 2004.01.07 05:23:00 -
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Edited by: Dworak on 06/01/2004 20:51:05
Buy cheap amarr p0rn(nekkidpics of Hardin) and spread it all over minmatar space.
Edit: They have even sensored pr(0)n now.. tsk
Sensored P0rn ??? OH NO.. were this world is going.. tsk tsk tsk
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Cptn Zadius
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Posted - 2004.01.07 05:53:00 -
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Many people are selling the poor homeless and unrightfully slaved data people of Eve. I've even heard of pilots that jettison these helpless, destitute peons; and tell them that someone will be by in little more than 2 hours to take them to safety 
I would take the money and create a safe-house for all of these poor souls, hiring teachers to train them to become self-sufficient.
Then, finally all of these people will become contributing members of the Eve society; adding to the numbers of pilots that FA could pod. 
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Keenon
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Posted - 2004.01.07 06:46:00 -
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with 28mil i would buy more guns and ships so i could reduce overpopulation
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Help keep carebear population under control!!!! POD U LATER |
Nalias
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Posted - 2004.01.07 08:02:00 -
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Edited by: Nalias on 07/01/2004 08:03:47
A Christian deed, eh? Let me see...
1) I'll hijack every other Empire's holidays and rename them.
2) I'll hide needed chapters of our Corporate Charter so that while everyone thinks they know exactly what is going on they are actually stumbling around blindly and not in tune with what I really meant.
3) I will raid Amarr space for all of ther artifacts and will attempt to assasinate the Emporer, all in the name of a Crusade.
4) Once we get all those artifacts back to our home I'll stash them all in my CEO hangar and then deny that the items ever existed. I'll take them out on my hijacked holidays to gloat over them.
5) If there's any time left after the Crusades we'll do an Inquisition by gate camping and forcing people to renounce their Corporation and join ours or we'll pod them in front of their friends.
6) I'll choose my most unstable and obnoxious Corp mate to be my First Officer, and call him Peter whether he likes it or not.
7) I'll rewrite our Corporate History to make all our female members, even the Officers, into harlots, thieves and general evildoers.
8) I'll send out all my Officers abroad to screw with the politics of every other Corporation, with explicit instructions to try to force our Charter onto the smaller ones while absorbing their economies.
It doesn't get any more Christian than that.
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jason hill
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Posted - 2004.01.07 08:27:00 -
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well being the charitable soul that iam :0) i would give it to my wife miss mayhem who`s just started the game ..so that she would stop bloody asking me for mine !!! then spent the rest of it on quafe ....lots of quafe
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MissEvil
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Posted - 2004.01.07 08:30:00 -
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Quote:
Miss Evil, you didn't designate a deadline, but we'll sticky this until you pick your winner.
I shall announce a winner sometime on the 9th (just before my subscription is terminated  ). Until then, spread the love my fellow space brothers and sisters!
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TheWise
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Posted - 2004.01.07 08:39:00 -
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I would open the "School of life and comunity" where the jung **** talking, forum spamming eve player will learn how to interact with a comunity. there will also be a reintegration Programm for all the homeless that are living in the eve universe.
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Sara Kerrigan
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Posted - 2004.01.07 08:58:00 -
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I will use it to end universal hunger, free all minmatar slaves, end all hostilities between races, and... aww I can't lie to you any more. It would go toward my goals for domination of the Aridia region, and the enslaving of all neutral corps.
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Pychian Vanervi
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Posted - 2004.01.07 10:07:00 -
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Edited by: Pychian Vanervi on 07/01/2004 10:09:28
Well after my Mom left to live with Tank CEO and my Dad is finding his youth making friends with the Jerico Fraction girls, I have been left to look after my 5 brother and 3 Sisters. I wouldn't be so bad off if they would only do the mining I ask them too, to by the food we need to survive. But you know kids they insist on sitting in other peoples hangers doing nothing. I try my best to make ends meet but with only a shuttle to fly my missions its getting to be a little strain.
So I ask that you not donate it to me, to use on luxury goods, fast ships and women. But think of the children it will be for their future.
Just think of the children.
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It's all about the fortune and glory, fortune and glory!
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Saera Ezliha
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Posted - 2004.01.07 11:55:00 -
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I am truly happy that you have finally seen the Light, but I am sorry to see that The Lord leads you away from us :(.
So much ISK given away would make a huge difference in most peoples life. By giving them to me I will help me getting closer to a good CR BP so I can sponsor new Pilots to achieve something good in this Universe. Equipping them a little so they can spread the Good News to all of the Universe.
I do hope The Lord will show you the way so you can return one day.
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Torvus
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Posted - 2004.01.07 12:10:00 -
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I'd spend the money on the next Patch BP Original, then edit out the bad bits in my spare time.
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War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military.
Georges Clemenceau (1841 - 1929)
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Klyngster
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Posted - 2004.01.07 12:17:00 -
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I would use the Isk to help True Power become the reigning corporation in the Stain Region, as well as offering frigates really cheap to new players. Oh, and I'd make a big pile and dance around on it while laughing maniacally - worrying my family, friends and co-workers so much that they have to do an "intervention", but it would do no good.
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Moah
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Posted - 2004.01.07 12:35:00 -
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i would give the money to curse, so they can buy new brain-cells for all the oc members...
OINK OINK OINK...
Fancy. |
Ulendar
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Posted - 2004.01.07 13:16:00 -
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Edited by: Ulendar on 07/01/2004 13:18:56
Ok il play...id do a few things!
1) Found a shelter for the poor and homeless pirates in EVE who have lost their ships in the line of duty and are incapable of replacing them. Here they would receive care from good looking nurses, combat training (they need it), training in 'how to rip off the carebear' and training in speaking 'pirate'.
2) Start a universal hate campaign against sentrie guns in 0.4 space and below and buy a few nukes to inforce my campaign.
3) Pay my campaign to run for Amarr emperor and once i win i promise to remove sentries from 0.4 space and below, introduce rent-a-apoc for pirates who have lost their rides (Techell will pay for them with their profits from miner II scamm), put very hugh buy orders for tradegoods on distant 0.0 markets, issue the deathpenalty for anyone using an apoc with 8 miner II to mine in 1.0 space, put patrols in hidden belts and order them to kill and pod anyone who enters with a mining laser and make it legal for minmatar rebels to kill amarr slavers and vice versa.
4) Hire Viceroy to be my lawyer
Originally by: cashman
It's time for Eris to get a clue. CCP should make a statement about this.
It's the exact same things as what Zombie did, you may not attack in "safe-areas" (empire/within sentry range) without loosing your ship.
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DJTempest3K
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Posted - 2004.01.07 13:18:00 -
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I personally think it should be given to the charity DJ Tempest3K, er, sorry, I meant EVE-Radio, of course, hmm  
DJ Tempest
EVE-Radio - visit us @ www.eve-radio.com
Music you can mine, mission & pod too :) |
Lucas De'Thal
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Posted - 2004.01.07 13:22:00 -
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just so you know, you don't have to give all of it to 1 person ;)
anyways, I could use it to help with training and outfitting newbies. (cost of skills adds up)
one time, this guy i was training went out in one of my merlins.....came back in a pod. why...he attacked ships around a gate which he thought were NPC pirates......don't know how he could have missed that they were concord ships.....
ah well....
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Hellmar > sorry for the attitude, playing a n00b character through the current state just left me a bit bitter
dev chat: Mar 18, 2004
hellmar> "you lot are just so clever you have a good history for out smarting us :-S "
dev chat: Feb 12, 2004 |
Torath
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Posted - 2004.01.07 13:26:00 -
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I would donate it to every member of eve to get a new set of clothing. Some people have been in the same gear for 8 months, I am sure there are some who still haven't washed them yet!!!
You want it I got it....erm unless I sold it, then some one else has it!?! :/
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Cool dude
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Posted - 2004.01.07 14:16:00 -
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I would use the money to continue the great work that was started by my uncle Cleatus who used to donate thousands to sick animals.
Well he didnt know they were sick when he backed them!
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Skarsnik
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Posted - 2004.01.07 15:09:00 -
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Edited by: Skarsnik on 07/01/2004 15:14:28
Well here is my chance to help a poor soul, who was injured in the great Caldari - Gallente war.
His name is Arhan Diurlen, I came across this impoverished man during one of my many missions to remove Homeless from my resident station. However upon taking him to the next destination, he cried and pleaded with me to help him. I wavered, took him back with me and he is now resident in my hanger.
I however donÆt have the money to re-home him and help him on his way.
When you think of the Money think of Arhan.
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DREAMWORKS
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Posted - 2004.01.07 15:13:00 -
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Same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world.
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SpeedOfShiva
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Posted - 2004.01.07 15:21:00 -
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I'd use the cash to found a home for retired ship captains! Unlimited Quafe and Protein Delicacies for all residents...!
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Crayathan
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Posted - 2004.01.07 15:44:00 -
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I would open a sanctury for poor little kittens that have no homes.
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil |
Alexandra Belani
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Posted - 2004.01.07 15:52:00 -
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Edited by: Alexandra Belani on 07/01/2004 15:54:34
Ill take a cr4ck at this
I have given over 60 million worth of assets to new players in our corp, and outside our corp. Let me distribute it :)
Like this sig? Check out my sig shoppe..
Zen Jakkaru - "Alexandra Belani (Most sexy terr |
Lord Azraiel
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Posted - 2004.01.07 16:14:00 -
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I would give it to the needy noobs.
"I'm comin' for ya, and Hell's comin' with me!" |
Nemesis I
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Posted - 2004.01.07 16:33:00 -
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Id sell it on ebay, errr wadaya mean I can't!!!
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Delc
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Posted - 2004.01.07 17:17:00 -
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I would have used the money to make more money that I could give new members of EVE.
N.A.G.A Corp | NAGAmazon
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DATEK
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Posted - 2004.01.07 17:55:00 -
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Our destiny is clear. This money must be used to finance a holy crusade. We will convert the pagens and non-believers, civilize the barbarians, and eraticate any who resits God's will.
Just send me the cash, I'll handle the details 
DATEK
CEO, Frog Morton Industries |
Fester Addams
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Posted - 2004.01.07 19:14:00 -
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Charity begins at home, I would pile it upp and save it for a rainy day... and maby use it to go on a bloody crusade against the Ammar fanatics.
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2004.01.07 20:34:00 -
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First I would make Siddy a forum sig. That Typhoon looks like a mishappened cricket bat.
Second I would find ten newer individuals who are stuck in n00b frigates and buy them each an combat/mining outfitted "decent" frigate.
Third I would take the rest of the isk and found a scientific institute where we would research to create a "compassion implant" for all those heartless indivduals out there - a real "Wizard of Oz" story.
Posting for Numbnutz |
1of1
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Posted - 2004.01.07 23:43:00 -
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I would roll around in it whilst also touching goats 
Then I'd donate it all to the Gallentean Arts Council to stop my brother Warrior from lecturing me all the time
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Xtreem
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Posted - 2004.01.07 23:44:00 -
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Edited by: Xtreem on 07/01/2004 23:45:28
i would invest the money into my corp for new players who just want to make some money for there familys, life in space can be very hard and absent familys trying to earn a hard isk.
give a man some isk and he can feed his family for a day, give him a miner 2 and he can make isk all year for his family!
have a heart, give to xtreem
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olyyy
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Posted - 2004.01.08 02:09:00 -
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Make cookies for mentaly deficient children... There are so many of them that I would really need millions of isk for this task
Galaga (Galaxian - XIF corp) And yes, Olyyy is on our KOS list so she enjoys stirring the "flames" ( 2004.05.25 ) |
Seiun Darel
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Posted - 2004.01.08 02:21:00 -
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hmmmmm, i would start a new EVE crusade in the name of Jesus Christ!!!!!........................
<<-- CGI Art -->>
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Denathis Arabar
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Posted - 2004.01.08 02:33:00 -
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I would start up a new corp called space cows, and then i would fly about "spacing" cows all over the universe. I would leave them in roid fields, leave them at station exits. Black and white ones, and let them float frozen, with a suprised look on thier faces for eternity. Like some freaky bovine space 2001 monolith!!!
Ok you want my bank pin?
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Cettie
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Posted - 2004.01.08 04:15:00 -
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Quote:
Edited by: Korthyn on 06/01/2004 21:40:00
Cettie is the man! Call me his phanboi!
Thanks
I only want to help
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Pojo
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Posted - 2004.01.08 05:52:00 -
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I would use it to fund our fight against the Gallente scum in luminair. Caldari prime will be free!!!
"Caldari capacity for good is only exceeded by our capacity for evil"
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NewChina
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Posted - 2004.01.08 11:26:00 -
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28mil ill buy a panda bear and start a zoo in new caldari so all the chillderen can come and take a look and be happy again ... and if i have some money left ill paint him pink.
"i hear and i forget, i see and i understand, i do and i remember" |
Magellan Gamma
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Posted - 2004.01.08 13:11:00 -
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I would use the ISK to build mining frigates of all races and start a weekly event to locate the abandoned ship in noob sectors of space.
Also abandoned cans with equipment to get noobs started.
A Santa of sorts.
Land ho!!, I see Land!!
Lvl5 Production, Production Eff., Refining, Refinery Eff.
lvl1 Scrapmetal Processing |
Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2004.01.08 13:41:00 -
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Edited by: Rodj Blake on 08/01/2004 13:47:59
I would spend the money on buying secure cans and anchoring skills for new players, so that they will never have to suffer the indignity of having their ore stolen.
This will help new players more than just giving them cash, because as the old saying goes... "Buy a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime."
MissEvil - is Obiwan Jr still about?
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Gan Ning
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Posted - 2004.01.08 13:45:00 -
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Gan Ning clone 1 was an ore theif in his youth.
If I was to win the money I would use it to set up an anonymous ore theifs consultation group, to help them quit ore theft and become better citizens. With love and kindness and a little financial support anyone can make it through.
And my motto would be;
"If its in a can, stay away from it - man!"
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Korel
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Posted - 2004.01.08 14:20:00 -
[69]
Im gonna rid the universe of ore theifs.
uh..oops :)
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.01.08 15:50:00 -
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Well, if I got the money, I'd spend it on a luxury manicure. My nails are in a terrible state...
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sloop
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Posted - 2004.01.08 19:46:00 -
[71]
ebay
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NYMPHO HUNTER
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Posted - 2004.01.08 21:35:00 -
[72]
Quote:
First I would make Siddy a forum sig. That Typhoon looks like a mishappened cricket bat.
Second I would find ten newer individuals who are stuck in n00b frigates and buy them each an combat/mining outfitted "decent" frigate.
Third I would take the rest of the isk and found a scientific institute where we would research to create a "compassion implant" for all those heartless indivduals out there - a real "Wizard of Oz" story.
ROFL Anyone else fancy the typhoon a duct taped garbage can made from scrap metal
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Hanns
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Posted - 2004.01.08 22:50:00 -
[73]
Give me the 28 million, and ill split it with you 50-50 and donate 10% of my share to help free minmitar slave children.
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Mathews
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Posted - 2004.01.09 02:32:00 -
[74]
but lotsa Boosters
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Goldar Hektu
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Posted - 2004.01.09 07:00:00 -
[75]
Edited by: Goldar Hektu on 09/01/2004 07:03:17
I'd buy as many slaves, homeless, and livestock as I could, to save them from the horrible experiments being performed by research agents.
Then I'd move them to a hangar in a Sisters of Eve station, well stocked with frozen food, wheat, dairy products, water, antibiotics, consumer electronics (something for the kids to do), vitoc (for the slaves suffering withdrawal), spirits/wine (to keep some of the homeless from suffering from the delirium tremens), quafe (so that some of the children can get good with computers and what not). I would also stock my shelter with soil and frozen plant seeds, so that they grow food for themselves and the livestock, thereby providing them with a means of attaining self-sufficency, and therefore, dignity.
Your 150mm Railgun II perfectly strikes Serpentis Drug Baron, wrecking for 192.8 damage. |
RagnarH
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Posted - 2004.01.09 11:23:00 -
[76]
I would buy my family back that is held in amarr space
This char is perm banned on forums :S |
Torvus
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Posted - 2004.01.09 12:43:00 -
[77]
Alternatively, we could fund a big warm welcome-back party in Amarr space for all those poor estranged Minmatar freedom fighters - reuniting them with long lost relatives, ensuring that they're comfortable, giving them free quafe drugged with Vitoc ...ooops did I actually say that!?... I meant with tonic water.
Seriously, any Minmatar intrested, give yourself up at ...errr... I mean contact the Ministry of Internal Order at any of its many stations - they'd escort you to the party and look after your ship for you :))
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War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military.
Georges Clemenceau (1841 - 1929)
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Alexa Varajan
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Posted - 2004.01.09 13:25:00 -
[78]
OH YE GODS of ROCKS!! HARKEN To ME And LISTEN To What I Have To TELL:
Teh famouse Miss Evil, beeing HORRIFIED by her everpresent NIGHTMARES of mutant-afk-bs-miners turning her into SCORDITE rocks and spreading her all over the Eve-iverse, finally found SALVATION of her SOUL in the name of the ever gratious, fair, all-knowing and pure
ALEXA VARJAN
who will build a SHRINE in central AMARR, Roid field 1, just left of that BIG Scordite ROCK, so all MINERS will always stay in AWE and WONDER of this vigilant, brave fighter against AFK-Miners called MISS EVIL!!
Please send DONATIONS to help funding the 28 million project to the KIND
ALEXA VARAJAN
Teh god of SCORDITE will bless you for any small isk you give (and turn into SCORDITE anyone that gieves less than 28 million)
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Capn Blood
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Posted - 2004.01.09 13:47:00 -
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When you give me my 28 mil winnings , I will set up and run a rehabilitation and reconcilliation centre for Carebears and Pirates.
They will all get to sit together in a nice comfy (padded) room with lots of soft bright furnishings and do group-help exercises.
There will be lots of hugging and singing of songs, and after a few weeks they will all become firm friends....
....either that or they'll all kill each other and we won't have to listen to either bunch moaning
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"Trust no man who says to you that 'The ends justify the means' or who says that 'We will do whatever it takes...'.
These men have no honour, and are fit only to be politicians."
The book of Rab
Chapter 1, Verse 3.
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P3gasus
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Posted - 2004.01.09 14:16:00 -
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If I get the money I can take brake from mining and make my hole body in photoshop, with VERY LITTLE and THIGHT clothes on.
and you will be the first person reciveing the photo
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sahel
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Posted - 2004.01.09 15:08:00 -
[81]
To be honest I'd probably spend most of it on women, drink, and drugs - and then waste the rest!
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Goor
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Posted - 2004.01.09 15:12:00 -
[82]
I would use the money to buy one big giant lollipop.
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2004.01.09 17:46:00 -
[83]
buy new frigates for the 'innocent' lost people who I blew up in stain/curse.
This is not a hijack
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CLONE 9
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Posted - 2004.01.09 18:20:00 -
[84]
I would open a drop in centre for Eve addicts. Then I would check myself in and dry out.
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Jezebel
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Posted - 2004.01.09 19:42:00 -
[85]
I would donate the ISK to a friend who has started a non profit corporation that helps disabled elderly learn computers and play games for entertainment. The elderly, for a long time, have avoided the complexities of MMORPG games. My friend is walking them through games like EVE in order to give them a new reason to live and a sense of purpose within a world dominiated by younger generations. God bless the elderly.
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MissEvil
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Posted - 2004.01.09 21:55:00 -
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After careful consideration over who should inherit my isk I've decided that im going to be selfish and keep it all, yes i could be nice and give it to the newbs, however im a thief at heart and thieves dont give stolen stuff back to their victims
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Deadflip2
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Posted - 2004.01.09 22:52:00 -
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welll... for one thing idd help ppor homeless ppl... then idd buy worldpiece.. then idd hire a lotta hookers.. and then its spend
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I forgot to ask her her phone number" - Nelix trist
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.01.09 23:06:00 -
[88]
Quote:
After careful consideration over who should inherit my isk I've decided that im going to be selfish and keep it all, yes i could be nice and give it to the newbs, however im a thief at heart and thieves dont give stolen stuff back to their victims
heh, cute.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2004.01.09 23:42:00 -
[89]
Unnstickied the topic because MissEvil has decided who gets the isk.
I ♥ my pink dreadnought of pwnage
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threeD
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Posted - 2004.01.10 01:38:00 -
[90]
*waves fist
I knew it, the gargantuas chin of doom spelt trouble from the start...
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Nalias
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Posted - 2004.01.10 05:56:00 -
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Well, after first requesting ideas for a Christian effort, it's good to see that Miss Evil at least behaved in a Christian manner in the end.
It's all about the money and power.
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Xtreem
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Posted - 2004.01.10 23:28:00 -
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how very lame
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