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Azirapheal
Amarr
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:06:00 -
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Edited by: Azirapheal on 13/06/2007 12:17:50
Edited by: Azirapheal on 13/06/2007 12:17:39
Edited by: Azirapheal on 13/06/2007 12:10:27
Klepto EULA -
this contract is accepted upon termination of your ship/vessel/capsule/corpse and obligates you to smack/flame/give us your stuff if at any time you should accept our services. our services include the following terms; ransom, ganking, forum whoring, epeen enlargement but is not limited to the above terms.
you also agree to be terminated by kleptomaniac operatives if any of the following actions are performed; fitting WCS, travelling through losec, attacking a klepto member, being attacked by a klepto member, undocking, logging on, booting up your computer, connecting to the internet, waking up in the morning, going to sleep, going out for 5 minutes, being born. this is not intended to be an exhaustive list and also creates an obligation upon the consumer to; give us your stuff, empty your wallet into ours, cry on the forums about how uber we are and generally jsut give up on your worthless life (after contracting your soul to tiller).
klepto are not liable for any personal injury or death caused by; epeen waving, pwnage, your ingame death and any resulting actions thereof, including such accidents as electrocution caused by smashing your fist into your screen and other associated rage and frustration based incidents.
violation of the eula precludes you from any ransom, and will result in instant gankage no matter how much you plead although we will accept delivered pizza and booze as adequate compensation for violation.
Should a customer believe our terms are unfair or impractical, please call the klepto helpline for more information on
0870 D-I-E -N-O-O-B
 Originally by: CCP Wrangler
you're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for.
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IHurricane
Sniggerdly
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:09:00 -
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Wall of text incoming.
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There was never a genius, without a tincture of madness - Aristotle |
Nagissa Kaworu
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:11:00 -
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Jesuz my eyes are bleeding.
Nag
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max bygraves
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:11:00 -
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was that suppose to be funny ?
who the hell are klepto ?
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Azirapheal
Amarr
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:11:00 -
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Edited by: Azirapheal on 13/06/2007 12:11:15
you should be smiling :) you got first on a klepto post :S
id say it was meant in jest, but its the truth hehe
EDITED original to allow people to actually read it, even if that is against the spirit of most eulas :P
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
you're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for.
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Plaetean
coracao ardente
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:12:00 -
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Originally by: Klepto EULA
you also agree to be terminated by kleptomaniac operatives if any of the following actions are performed; fitting WCS
/inserts mandatory flame
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Nagissa Kaworu
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:12:00 -
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Originally by: max bygraves
was that suppose to be funny ?
who the hell are klepto ?
You sir, are a noob!
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DubanFP
Caldari
Four Rings
D-L
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:14:00 -
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Edited by: DubanFP on 13/06/2007 12:15:23
"insert smacktalk about Azirapheal's mother here"
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Dark Shikari> If at first you don't succeed, whine about t20. |
Vagra
Minmatar
Armoured Assassins
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:15:00 -
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Originally by: Nagissa Kaworu
Originally by: max bygraves
was that suppose to be funny ?
who the hell are klepto ?
You sir, are a noob!
forum pirate corp 
If i could do this, Just imagine what i would do to you |
Azirapheal
Amarr
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:15:00 -
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Originally by: DubanFP
"insert smacktalk about Azirapheal's
mother here"
id say my mother was a saint, but i'd be lying... she gave birth to me 
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
you're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for.
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Amanda Shadowsword
Caldari
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:15:00 -
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All your Gates are belong to us. ( no not bill gates) |
Jake Stevens
The League of Legitimate Nigerian Businessmen
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:16:00 -
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Amanda Shadowsword
Caldari
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:20:00 -
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Don't roll your eyes at me sunshine And yes we will forever sail the pages of the eve-o forums.
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All your gates are belong to us. |
Steve Holt
coracao ardente
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:34:00 -
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in rl law isnt this the same as saying "by being punched in the face you agree to my EULA and will not sue or take police action"
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Azirapheal
Amarr
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:40:00 -
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pretty much, although being born also results in the same :P
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
you're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for.
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Dionisius
Gallente
Fallen Lords
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:46:00 -
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You're soooo cool, i wanna be just like you.
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What we have here is total lack of respect for the law...
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Ask Unbeatable
Gallente
HighTech Marines Ltd.
FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:58:00 -
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I laughed 
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Antrius Bara
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Posted - 2007.06.13 13:10:00 -
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All hail the almight spider lizzard,
Didnt u get kicked out of placid?
yeahhhhh...........
Klepto are so uber, like omg i want to have tillers babies please
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Azirapheal
Amarr
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 13:20:00 -
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hmmm im still in placid, only problems ive had lately is with players protecting macroers.... meh
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
you're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for.
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Dionisius
Gallente
Fallen Lords
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Posted - 2007.06.13 13:21:00 -
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Originally by: Antrius Bara
Klepto are so uber, like omg i want to have tillers babies please
 Run tiller, RUN!!!
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What we have here is total lack of respect for the law...
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tiller
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 13:42:00 -
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this thread is NOTHING............
without me in it, fixed
Kleptomaniacs are recruiting evildoers. Join channel KLEPTO for info.
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tiller
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 13:47:00 -
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Edited by: tiller on 13/06/2007 13:48:38
Originally by: Vagra
Originally by: Nagissa Kaworu
Originally by: max bygraves
was that suppose to be funny ?
who the hell are klepto ?
You sir, are a noob!
forum pirate corp
as opposed to a pirate clinging onto a long dead pirate corp who have not achieved anything of note within last 2 years ?
oh and btw, you replying to our thread makes you what ?, thats right.. just another 'follower' dreaming of what he could be in eve but ultimately is to scared to become.
Kleptomaniacs are recruiting evildoers. Join channel KLEPTO for info.
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DarkElf
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.06.13 13:50:00 -
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Originally by: tiller
this thread is NOTHING
that bit at the bottom was irrelevant.
i completely agree with you.
DE
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tiller
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 13:52:00 -
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Originally by: DarkElf
Originally by: tiller
this thread is NOTHING
that bit at the bottom was irrelevant.
i completely agree with you.
DE
..for a thread about 'nothing' seems people have plenty to say about it.
Envy is a terrible thing.
Kleptomaniacs are recruiting evildoers. Join channel KLEPTO for info.
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Vagra
Minmatar
Armoured Assassins
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Posted - 2007.06.13 14:05:00 -
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Edited by: Vagra on 13/06/2007 14:05:05
Originally by: tiller
Edited by: tiller on 13/06/2007 13:48:38
Originally by: Vagra
Originally by: Nagissa Kaworu
Originally by: max bygraves
was that suppose to be funny ?
who the hell are klepto ?
You sir, are a noob!
forum pirate corp
as opposed to a pirate clinging onto a long dead pirate corp who have not achieved anything of note within last 2 years ?
oh and btw, you replying to our thread makes you what ?, thats right.. just another 'follower' dreaming of what he could be in eve but ultimately is to scared to become.
with all due respect your nothing but a little boy trying to play in a big mans game. As for the long dead pirate corp comment, when u have done what these guys have then you can sit there and smile until then you can just carry on dreaming about how good you are. Tiller u my friend are nothing without your 70+ noobs sat my your side. When i say noobs i do mean your corp 
If i could do this, Just imagine what i would do to you |
tiller
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 14:10:00 -
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Edited by: tiller on 13/06/2007 14:09:14
Originally by: Vagra
Originally by: tiller
Edited by: tiller on 13/06/2007 13:48:38
Originally by: Vagra
Originally by: Nagissa Kaworu
Originally by: max bygraves
was that suppose to be funny ?
who the hell are klepto ?
You sir, are a noob!
forum pirate corp
as opposed to a pirate clinging onto a long dead pirate corp who have not achieved anything of note within last 2 years ?
oh and btw, you replying to our thread makes you what ?, thats right.. just another 'follower' dreaming of what he could be in eve but ultimately is to scared to become.
with all due respect your nothing but a little boy trying to play in a big mans game. As for the long dead pirate corp comment, when u have done what these guys have then you can sit there and smile until then you can just carry on dreaming about how good you are. Tiller u my friend are nothing without with 70+ noobs sat my your side. When i say noobs i do mean your corp
hey I just noticed something strange... let me you show you
take your name 'vagra'
change to 'v' to a 't'
remove the 'r'
substitute the last 'a' with a 't'
insert a 'w' before the 'a'
now remove the 'g'
I rest my case
Kleptomaniacs are recruiting evildoers. Join channel KLEPTO for info.
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Ren Surkova
The Phoenix Mercenaries
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Posted - 2007.06.13 14:10:00 -
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I prefer my forum chestbeating to reek a little less of effort, especially when the execution is so mediocre, better luck next time
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Morda Meyhem
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Posted - 2007.06.13 14:11:00 -
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A ringing endorsement from the members of klepto... Any non-klepto members want to comment on the uberness of these guys?
Btw, you spelled 'just' incorrectly in the last sentence of the second paragraph. I was really really scared up until that point.
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tiller
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 14:12:00 -
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Originally by: Ren Surkova
I prefer my forum chestbeating to reek a little less of effort, especially when the execution is so mediocre, better luck next time
 
Kleptomaniacs are recruiting evildoers. Join channel KLEPTO for info.
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tiller
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 14:17:00 -
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Edited by: tiller on 13/06/2007 14:15:57
Originally by: Vagra
my god you really are only 12. i thought ppl your age just like to play counterstrike. my bag
you couldn't complete the puzzle could you ? fess up , im 11 btw...
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