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Azirapheal
Amarr kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:06:00 -
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Edited by: Azirapheal on 13/06/2007 12:17:50 Edited by: Azirapheal on 13/06/2007 12:17:39 Edited by: Azirapheal on 13/06/2007 12:10:27 Klepto EULA -
this contract is accepted upon termination of your ship/vessel/capsule/corpse and obligates you to smack/flame/give us your stuff if at any time you should accept our services. our services include the following terms; ransom, ganking, forum whoring, epeen enlargement but is not limited to the above terms.
you also agree to be terminated by kleptomaniac operatives if any of the following actions are performed; fitting WCS, travelling through losec, attacking a klepto member, being attacked by a klepto member, undocking, logging on, booting up your computer, connecting to the internet, waking up in the morning, going to sleep, going out for 5 minutes, being born. this is not intended to be an exhaustive list and also creates an obligation upon the consumer to; give us your stuff, empty your wallet into ours, cry on the forums about how uber we are and generally jsut give up on your worthless life (after contracting your soul to tiller).
klepto are not liable for any personal injury or death caused by; epeen waving, pwnage, your ingame death and any resulting actions thereof, including such accidents as electrocution caused by smashing your fist into your screen and other associated rage and frustration based incidents.
violation of the eula precludes you from any ransom, and will result in instant gankage no matter how much you plead although we will accept delivered pizza and booze as adequate compensation for violation. Should a customer believe our terms are unfair or impractical, please call the klepto helpline for more information on 0870 D-I-E -N-O-O-B
Originally by: CCP Wrangler you're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for.
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IHurricane
Sniggerdly
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:09:00 -
[2]
Wall of text incoming. ---------------------------------------------
There was never a genius, without a tincture of madness - Aristotle |

Nagissa Kaworu
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:11:00 -
[3]
Jesuz my eyes are bleeding.
Nag
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max bygraves
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:11:00 -
[4]
was that suppose to be funny ? who the hell are klepto ?
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Azirapheal
Amarr kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:11:00 -
[5]
Edited by: Azirapheal on 13/06/2007 12:11:15 you should be smiling :) you got first on a klepto post :S
id say it was meant in jest, but its the truth hehe
EDITED original to allow people to actually read it, even if that is against the spirit of most eulas :P
Originally by: CCP Wrangler you're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for.
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Plaetean
coracao ardente Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:12:00 -
[6]
Originally by: Klepto EULA you also agree to be terminated by kleptomaniac operatives if any of the following actions are performed; fitting WCS
/inserts mandatory flame
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Nagissa Kaworu
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:12:00 -
[7]
Originally by: max bygraves was that suppose to be funny ? who the hell are klepto ?
You sir, are a noob!
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DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings D-L
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:14:00 -
[8]
Edited by: DubanFP on 13/06/2007 12:15:23 "insert smacktalk about Azirapheal's mother here" ____________
Dark Shikari> If at first you don't succeed, whine about t20. |

Vagra
Minmatar Armoured Assassins
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:15:00 -
[9]
Originally by: Nagissa Kaworu
Originally by: max bygraves was that suppose to be funny ? who the hell are klepto ?
You sir, are a noob!
forum pirate corp 
If i could do this, Just imagine what i would do to you |

Azirapheal
Amarr kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:15:00 -
[10]
Originally by: DubanFP "insert smacktalk about Azirapheal's mother here"
id say my mother was a saint, but i'd be lying... she gave birth to me 
Originally by: CCP Wrangler you're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for.
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Amanda Shadowsword
Caldari kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:15:00 -
[11]
All your Gates are belong to us. ( no not bill gates) |

Jake Stevens
The League of Legitimate Nigerian Businessmen
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:16:00 -
[12]

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Amanda Shadowsword
Caldari kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:20:00 -
[13]
Don't roll your eyes at me sunshine  And yes we will forever sail the pages of the eve-o forums. =================================
All your gates are belong to us. |

Steve Holt
coracao ardente Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:34:00 -
[14]
in rl law isnt this the same as saying "by being punched in the face you agree to my EULA and will not sue or take police action"
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Azirapheal
Amarr kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:40:00 -
[15]
pretty much, although being born also results in the same :P
Originally by: CCP Wrangler you're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for.
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Dionisius
Gallente Fallen Lords
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:46:00 -
[16]
You're soooo cool, i wanna be just like you. _______________________
What we have here is total lack of respect for the law...
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Ask Unbeatable
Gallente HighTech Marines Ltd. FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.13 12:58:00 -
[17]
I laughed 
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Antrius Bara
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Posted - 2007.06.13 13:10:00 -
[18]
All hail the almight spider lizzard,
Didnt u get kicked out of placid?
yeahhhhh...........
Klepto are so uber, like omg i want to have tillers babies please
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Azirapheal
Amarr kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 13:20:00 -
[19]
hmmm im still in placid, only problems ive had lately is with players protecting macroers.... meh
Originally by: CCP Wrangler you're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for.
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Dionisius
Gallente Fallen Lords
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Posted - 2007.06.13 13:21:00 -
[20]
Originally by: Antrius Bara
Klepto are so uber, like omg i want to have tillers babies please
Run tiller, RUN!!! _______________________
What we have here is total lack of respect for the law...
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tiller
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 13:42:00 -
[21]
this thread is NOTHING............
without me in it, fixed 
Kleptomaniacs are recruiting evildoers. Join channel KLEPTO for info.
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tiller
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 13:47:00 -
[22]
Edited by: tiller on 13/06/2007 13:48:38
Originally by: Vagra
Originally by: Nagissa Kaworu
Originally by: max bygraves was that suppose to be funny ? who the hell are klepto ?
You sir, are a noob!
forum pirate corp 
as opposed to a pirate clinging onto a long dead pirate corp who have not achieved anything of note within last 2 years ?
oh and btw, you replying to our thread makes you what ?, thats right.. just another 'follower' dreaming of what he could be in eve but ultimately is to scared to become.
Kleptomaniacs are recruiting evildoers. Join channel KLEPTO for info.
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DarkElf
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.06.13 13:50:00 -
[23]
Originally by: tiller
this thread is NOTHING
that bit at the bottom was irrelevant.
i completely agree with you.
DE
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tiller
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 13:52:00 -
[24]
Originally by: DarkElf
Originally by: tiller
this thread is NOTHING
that bit at the bottom was irrelevant.
i completely agree with you.
DE
..for a thread about 'nothing' seems people have plenty to say about it.
Envy is a terrible thing. 
Kleptomaniacs are recruiting evildoers. Join channel KLEPTO for info.
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Vagra
Minmatar Armoured Assassins
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Posted - 2007.06.13 14:05:00 -
[25]
Edited by: Vagra on 13/06/2007 14:05:05
Originally by: tiller Edited by: tiller on 13/06/2007 13:48:38
Originally by: Vagra
Originally by: Nagissa Kaworu
Originally by: max bygraves was that suppose to be funny ? who the hell are klepto ?
You sir, are a noob!
forum pirate corp 
as opposed to a pirate clinging onto a long dead pirate corp who have not achieved anything of note within last 2 years ?
oh and btw, you replying to our thread makes you what ?, thats right.. just another 'follower' dreaming of what he could be in eve but ultimately is to scared to become.
with all due respect your nothing but a little boy trying to play in a big mans game. As for the long dead pirate corp comment, when u have done what these guys have then you can sit there and smile until then you can just carry on dreaming about how good you are. Tiller u my friend are nothing without your 70+ noobs sat my your side. When i say noobs i do mean your corp 
If i could do this, Just imagine what i would do to you |

tiller
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 14:10:00 -
[26]
Edited by: tiller on 13/06/2007 14:09:14
Originally by: Vagra
Originally by: tiller Edited by: tiller on 13/06/2007 13:48:38
Originally by: Vagra
Originally by: Nagissa Kaworu
Originally by: max bygraves was that suppose to be funny ? who the hell are klepto ?
You sir, are a noob!
forum pirate corp 
as opposed to a pirate clinging onto a long dead pirate corp who have not achieved anything of note within last 2 years ?
oh and btw, you replying to our thread makes you what ?, thats right.. just another 'follower' dreaming of what he could be in eve but ultimately is to scared to become.
with all due respect your nothing but a little boy trying to play in a big mans game. As for the long dead pirate corp comment, when u have done what these guys have then you can sit there and smile until then you can just carry on dreaming about how good you are. Tiller u my friend are nothing without with 70+ noobs sat my your side. When i say noobs i do mean your corp 
hey I just noticed something strange... let me you show you
take your name 'vagra'
change to 'v' to a 't' remove the 'r' substitute the last 'a' with a 't' insert a 'w' before the 'a' now remove the 'g'
I rest my case
Kleptomaniacs are recruiting evildoers. Join channel KLEPTO for info.
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Ren Surkova
The Phoenix Mercenaries
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Posted - 2007.06.13 14:10:00 -
[27]
I prefer my forum chestbeating to reek a little less of effort, especially when the execution is so mediocre, better luck next time
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Morda Meyhem
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Posted - 2007.06.13 14:11:00 -
[28]
A ringing endorsement from the members of klepto... Any non-klepto members want to comment on the uberness of these guys?
Btw, you spelled 'just' incorrectly in the last sentence of the second paragraph. I was really really scared up until that point.
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tiller
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 14:12:00 -
[29]
Originally by: Ren Surkova I prefer my forum chestbeating to reek a little less of effort, especially when the execution is so mediocre, better luck next time
        
Kleptomaniacs are recruiting evildoers. Join channel KLEPTO for info.
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tiller
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 14:17:00 -
[30]
Edited by: tiller on 13/06/2007 14:15:57
Originally by: Vagra
my god you really are only 12. i thought ppl your age just like to play counterstrike. my bag
you couldn't complete the puzzle could you ? fess up , im 11 btw...
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Vagra
Minmatar Armoured Assassins
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Posted - 2007.06.13 14:22:00 -
[31]
Originally by: tiller Edited by: tiller on 13/06/2007 14:15:57
Originally by: Vagra
my god you really are only 12. i thought ppl your age just like to play counterstrike. my bag
you couldn't complete the puzzle could you ? fess up , im 11 btw...
see now i have to apologize for saying you was 12 ... **** ... i'm a pirate i dont have many brains left for thinking just for yarrr'ing
If i could do this, Just imagine what i would do to you |

Xar0
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Posted - 2007.06.13 14:32:00 -
[32]
Yet another useless post by the nubtastic corp, kleptomaniacs 
I'm really starting to be annoyed by the fact that you wave around your e-peens, when all you do is sit on a gate, and run away at the first sign of a counterattack.
Oh and, surprised i got to throw in a flame before Zoran 
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Amanda Shadowsword
Caldari kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 14:33:00 -
[33]
You have more than 1 brain? can i buy a spare? =================================
All your gates are belong to us. |

Vagra
Minmatar Armoured Assassins
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Posted - 2007.06.13 14:35:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Amanda Shadowsword You have more than 1 brain? can i buy a spare?
by all means just send me 1 bill isk and i'll have it contracted to you 
If i could do this, Just imagine what i would do to you |

Amanda Shadowsword
Caldari kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 14:37:00 -
[35]
do u accept skills as currency? just i have a lot to spare and its obvious you need some, good trade  =================================
All your gates are belong to us. |

Vagra
Minmatar Armoured Assassins
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Posted - 2007.06.13 14:40:00 -
[36]
Originally by: Amanda Shadowsword do u accept skills as currency? just i have a lot to spare and its obvious you need some, good trade 
by all means. just make sure you deliver them personally and we can test that comment out :)
If i could do this, Just imagine what i would do to you |

Tobias Sjodin
Caldari Ore Mongers R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.06.13 14:44:00 -
[37]
The great lengths these guys go to amuse me, thanks Azi, thanks tiller, thanks klepto! <3
- Recruitment open again-
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Kehmor
Caldari The Movement
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Posted - 2007.06.13 14:50:00 -
[38]
By breaching these termsby killing a klepto member, despite them outnumbering you heavily, you agree to be smack talked by the noob brigade and accknowledge that Kleptomaniacs accept no responsibility for any loss mails that they may "neglect" to post.
The Movement is recruiting! |

Azirapheal
Amarr kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 14:54:00 -
[39]
might add that bit in keh, good idea.
although on a seriosu note. ALL corps fail to post all lossmails.
i do my best to post all of mine (and you can see my losses on the KB) since to be quite frank im not bothered.
and the eula isnt satire, or a bit of fun... its serious ;)
bloody bears
Originally by: CCP Wrangler you're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for.
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Laxon
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Posted - 2007.06.13 14:55:00 -
[40]
I lol'd
Mainly at the attempted flames, poor guys, they wouldn't recognise fun if it ganked them on the amamake gate.
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Azirapheal
Amarr kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 14:58:00 -
[41]
speaking of which we are running a 2 for one offer tonight, we will take your ship AND your life, at no extra cost
Originally by: CCP Wrangler you're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for.
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DarkElf
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.06.13 15:17:00 -
[42]
Originally by: tiller Edited by: tiller on 13/06/2007 13:52:35
Originally by: DarkElf
Originally by: tiller
this thread is NOTHING
that bit at the bottom was irrelevant.
i completely agree with you.
DE
..for a thread about 'nothing' seems people have plenty to say about it.
Envy is a terrible thing. 
KLEPTO are already the fastest growing rat corp in eve history, and of course those who fail at every level in the game repeatedly will be jealous and show it here... hell I would be.
Boofrikkenhoo 
tiller you know i like you and what you're doing with klepto and i understand that urge to defend corp mates but seriously, this guy has a string of pointless threads just trying to be recognised. i know i'm a forum regular mainly due to my extreme boring job but you really need to read the what ppl are saying not just see a lot of responses and assume it's a good post.

DE
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Azirapheal
Amarr kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 15:26:00 -
[43]
oi, im not making strings of pointless threads thank you very much. this si if anything intended as some cnp satire based on the fact that we at klepto are professional forum "ladies of the night" it gave me a warm chuckle to think it up and i actually care enough about some satire to edit out my damned spelling mistax :P
Originally by: CCP Wrangler you're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for.
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Ren Surkova
The Phoenix Mercenaries
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Posted - 2007.06.13 15:27:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Azirapheal it gave me a warm chuckle...
it must be great to be easily amused
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DarkElf
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.06.13 15:29:00 -
[45]
Originally by: Azirapheal oi, im not making strings of pointless threads thank you very much. this si if anything intended as some cnp satire based on the fact that we at klepto are professional forum "ladies of the night" it gave me a warm chuckle to think it up and i actually care enough about some satire to edit out my damned spelling mistax :P
ok maybe i was a little harsh. i just see loads of posts from you calling ppl noobs etc and it's just a bit much for me that's all.
i see so many ppl coming on these forums who are new and make about 20 threads in their first week and think they can tell everyone they are the best pirate ever etc and call everyone noobs. forums smack ftl.
not saying u have done all this but u are guilty of some.
DE
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tiller
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 15:30:00 -
[46]
Originally by: DarkElf
Originally by: Azirapheal oi, im not making strings of pointless threads thank you very much. this si if anything intended as some cnp satire based on the fact that we at klepto are professional forum "ladies of the night" it gave me a warm chuckle to think it up and i actually care enough about some satire to edit out my damned spelling mistax :P
ok maybe i was a little harsh. i just see loads of posts from you calling ppl noobs etc and it's just a bit much for me that's all.
i see so many ppl coming on these forums who are new and make about 20 threads in their first week and think they can tell everyone they are the best pirate ever etc and call everyone noobs. forums smack ftl.
not saying u have done all this but u are guilty of some.
DE
noob
Kleptomaniacs are recruiting evildoers. Join channel KLEPTO for info.
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Azirapheal
Amarr kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 15:37:00 -
[47]
Originally by: DarkElf
Originally by: Azirapheal oi, im not making strings of pointless threads thank you very much. this si if anything intended as some cnp satire based on the fact that we at klepto are professional forum "ladies of the night" it gave me a warm chuckle to think it up and i actually care enough about some satire to edit out my damned spelling mistax :P
ok maybe i was a little harsh. i just see loads of posts from you calling ppl noobs etc and it's just a bit much for me that's all.
i see so many ppl coming on these forums who are new and make about 20 threads in their first week and think they can tell everyone they are the best pirate ever etc and call everyone noobs. forums smack ftl.
not saying u have done all this but u are guilty of some.
DE
i rarely merely call people noobs, especially where i find a large diatribe on how much they suck hurts them more :P and fyi azi may be a year and 2 months old, but my trading char has been around for alot longer ;)
rawr
Originally by: CCP Wrangler you're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for.
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Drunk Driver
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.06.13 15:39:00 -
[48]
Azirapheal seems to need some attention so everyone smile and wave to Azirapheal.
Say hi to Azirapheal.
"Hi Azirapheal!"
Nice to see you here on the forums Azirapheal. You're looking good. Nice job on the noobs! Great work with those gate camps! Awesome kills Azirapheal! You have the best ships no doubt! Cool toon picture too!
Post is super Azirapheal. It's clever! You write well. You're the greatest!
Keep up the good work Azirapheal!
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Azirapheal
Amarr kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 15:55:00 -
[49]
[subtlemode]ill give you the isk in a bit[/subtlemode]
hehehe
Originally by: CCP Wrangler you're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for.
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DarkElf
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.06.13 16:11:00 -
[50]
On a plus note i like ur sig quote 
DE
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Azirapheal
Amarr kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 16:20:00 -
[51]
it is quite groovy isnt it :) the actual full quote is in my bio, damn sig constraints :(
Originally by: CCP Wrangler you're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for.
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Plim
Gallente Celestial Apocalypse Insurgency
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Posted - 2007.06.13 17:15:00 -
[52]
Noob party! Bring your own noobjuice!
\o/
Rudolf: "I was sworn to absolute secrecy by Santa Claus." |

Freyjan
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 17:25:00 -
[53]
I snorted too much Crash and woke up in Klepto...
Azi keeps calling me 'son'! AHHHH!!!! 
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Azirapheal
Amarr kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 17:36:00 -
[54]
listen here son, gimme that crash!
sigh im bored out of my mind at the minute, might go eat a baby
Originally by: CCP Wrangler you're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for.
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Crimson Magician
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.06.13 17:59:00 -
[55]
sad attention seekers, when challenged claiming its satire...
yeah hands down comic genius woulda been just as credible a claim.
havent you guys got a forum of your own you can write this rubbish in ?
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Arii Smith
Caldari StarHunt Fallout Project
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Posted - 2007.06.13 18:00:00 -
[56]
Is it just me or is Tiller the only member of Klepto who is not a complete muppet (Atleast when he makes a thread I laugh)?
All these threads are making you guys into a joke, not a feared pirate corp...
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tiller
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 18:01:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Crimson Magician sad attention seekers, when challenged claiming its satire...
yeah hands down comic genius woulda been just as credible a claim.
havent you guys got a forum of your own you can write this rubbish in ?
I mean every word here I say.... One thing I'm not is modest about my uberness.
Kleptomaniacs are recruiting evildoers. Join channel KLEPTO for info.
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.06.13 18:57:00 -
[58]
Originally by: max bygraves was that suppose to be funny ? who the hell are klepto ?
Lol, A for effort, F- for relevance.
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Azirapheal
Amarr kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 19:00:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Arii Smith Is it just me or is Tiller the only member of Klepto who is not a complete muppet (Atleast when he makes a thread I laugh)?
All these threads are making you guys into a joke, not a feared pirate corp...
im fairly sure that tiller would have a heart attack if you didnt include him in the muppetry :P
Originally by: CCP Wrangler you're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for.
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DarkElf
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.06.13 19:11:00 -
[60]
Originally by: Arii Smith Is it just me or is Tiller the only member of Klepto who is not a complete muppet (Atleast when he makes a thread I laugh)?
All these threads are making you guys into a joke, not a feared pirate corp...
you obviously don't know klepto. tiller is the only member. the rest are all his alts 
DE
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Freyjan
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 19:19:00 -
[61]
Tiller would make a good Kermit.
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Dano Katiria
The Scope
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Posted - 2007.06.13 20:13:00 -
[62]
Originally by: Derovius Vaden
Originally by: max bygraves was that suppose to be funny ? who the hell are klepto ?
Lol, A for effort, F- for relevance.
And a fat U for Boob head  Being nice is for ugly people - Falazi |

Aakron
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.06.13 20:13:00 -
[63]
Look at me, I'm a pirate woooo. Another quality attention seeking post. ---
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tiller
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 20:17:00 -
[64]
Edited by: tiller on 13/06/2007 20:15:56
Originally by: Aakron Look at me, I'm a pirate woooo. Another quality attention seeking post.
And your another flamer in a klepto thread ? lol @ u
If you don't like a thread, don't post in it, simple really
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Azirapheal
Amarr kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 21:13:00 -
[65]
Edited by: Azirapheal on 13/06/2007 21:12:00 im officially honoured, boob head graced me with his presence
and im absolutely loving all these people that hate us for being uber flaming our posts and keeping em alive id laugh, but it would be unbecoming for one as smacktacular as i!
Azi *chuckles
Originally by: CCP Wrangler you're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for.
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.06.13 21:21:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Azirapheal Edited by: Azirapheal on 13/06/2007 21:12:00 im officially honoured, boob head graced me with his presence
and im absolutely loving all these people that hate us for being uber flaming our posts and keeping em alive id laugh, but it would be unbecoming for one as smacktacular as i!
Azi *chuckles
I don't think they hate you for being uber, I think they hate you for being one with the boob. You can pick up your honorary headgear at the front door. 
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das licht
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.06.13 21:50:00 -
[67]
Originally by: DarkElf
Originally by: Arii Smith Is it just me or is Tiller the only member of Klepto who is not a complete muppet (Atleast when he makes a thread I laugh)?
All these threads are making you guys into a joke, not a feared pirate corp...
you obviously don't know klepto. tiller is the only member. the rest are all his alts 
DE
Really? That would be kinda boring in the long run.
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Azirapheal
Amarr kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 22:17:00 -
[68]
im not one with the boob! everything i do contradicts what you want :P did you even read the EVE eula? (not ours)
quite clearly states that "persons with boobs for heads do not have a valid opinion, ever"
somewhere near the bottom i think ;)
/emote goes to have a shower
Originally by: CCP Wrangler you're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for.
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das licht
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.06.13 22:26:00 -
[69]
Originally by: Vagra
Originally by: tiller Edited by: tiller on 13/06/2007 14:09:14
Originally by: Vagra
Originally by: tiller Edited by: tiller on 13/06/2007 13:48:38
Originally by: Vagra
Originally by: Nagissa Kaworu
Originally by: max bygraves was that suppose to be funny ? who the hell are klepto ?
You sir, are a noob!
forum pirate corp 
as opposed to a pirate clinging onto a long dead pirate corp who have not achieved anything of note within last 2 years ?
oh and btw, you replying to our thread makes you what ?, thats right.. just another 'follower' dreaming of what he could be in eve but ultimately is to scared to become.
with all due respect your nothing but a little boy trying to play in a big mans game. As for the long dead pirate corp comment, when u have done what these guys have then you can sit there and smile until then you can just carry on dreaming about how good you are. Tiller u my friend are nothing without with 70+ noobs sat my your side. When i say noobs i do mean your corp 
hey I just noticed something strange... let me you show you
take your name 'vagra'
change to 'v' to a 't' remove the 'r' substitute the last 'a' with a 't' insert a 'w' before the 'a' now remove the 'g'
I rest my case
my god you really are only 12. i thought ppl your age just like to play counterstrike. my bag
What a great sig you have Vagra. It reminds me on Bad Boys
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Kermis
Caldari The Ankou
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Posted - 2007.06.13 22:54:00 -
[70]
Oh hey, what's this? I've never heard of Klepto, they must be the biggest, baddest piwat corp in eve!
Oh wait...
Seriously, we know you're there, I know first hand that you pwn, and you're all pretty cool and everything, but seriously, every day I come to this forum and see zome new Klepto smacktalk. It was funny for a week or so, but it's getting kinda old now...
Other than that, yarr!
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Tobias Sjodin
Caldari Ore Mongers R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.06.13 23:01:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Aakron Look at me, I'm a pirate woooo. Another quality attention seeking post.
Yeah, your dancing-spam in COAD were so much better... 
- Recruitment open again-
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Azirapheal
Amarr kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.13 23:07:00 -
[72]
ironic really, a eula joke too intelligent for CNP "bring out the dancing spam"
sigh - mod go clicky clicky please and let it die *sniffle*
Originally by: CCP Wrangler you're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for.
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das licht
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.06.13 23:20:00 -
[73]
umm, the threads are getting weirder each day. strange stuff, it turns you completely away from online gaming.
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Great Artista
Purple Cloud
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Posted - 2007.06.13 23:40:00 -
[74]
Edited by: Great Artista on 13/06/2007 23:39:58 Tiller, you didnt claim on the first page that DE, from VETO, envies Klepto. Get a clue mister .
EDIT: Oh I forgot:
     
     
     
     
Block of lol, just for you <3. ___________________________________ ///////////// Because people keep stealing my sigs, I'm gonna fill this with gibberish. asgn÷aoeng÷kjean÷gkjnsdfkjgnlskdjfglksjdfglksjdgk sdlkfgnlskdjfgl÷ksjdg |

Amanda Shadowsword
Caldari kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.14 01:55:00 -
[75]
BLAH BLAH BLAH (insult) BLAH BLAH (pie rat ( include stupid spelling)) Please note for every1 that hates these thread if you didnt need to troll/flame or post in any form it would just sink into the depths of eve-o.
So the moral of the story is .......QUIT POSTING OR STFU =================================
All your gates are belong to us. |

cocaineblues
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Posted - 2007.06.14 04:01:00 -
[76]
Yawn. *** post kleptos.
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Dano Katiria
The Scope
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Posted - 2007.06.14 06:38:00 -
[77]
Originally by: Azirapheal i have a small *****
that was my favorite bit 
no realy i thought that was quite funny and the crap u are getting here is undeserved.
as a point, i was thinking of aplying to klepto, but do u just do gate work? or anything else? Being nice is for ugly people - Falazi |

the Entity
the evil ones
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Posted - 2007.06.14 06:41:00 -
[78]
..... /me goes back to sleep.....
Originally by: LittleTerror What a Crap thread.
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Great Artista
Purple Cloud
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Posted - 2007.06.14 08:09:00 -
[79]
Originally by: Amanda Shadowsword QUIT POSTING OR STFU
 ___________________________________ ///////////// Because people keep stealing my sigs, I'm gonna fill this with gibberish. asgn÷aoeng÷kjean÷gkjnsdfkjgnlskdjfglksjdfglksjdgk sdlkfgnlskdjfgl÷ksjdg |

Templer Relleg
Endgame.
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Posted - 2007.06.14 08:21:00 -
[80]
By posting on the C&P forum, you accept that you dont write about how uber you are;how uber your corp and or alliance is; how much you pwned a n00b; how many nber ships you got. But its not limited to this.
Failing to follow these rules, god will kill a kitten; some noob will kill a klepto member while he whines on the forums; CCP will nerf pirates further; someone will whine about the forums on how hard it is to be a pirate; some pirate will lose his xxx million bounty.
Now stfu, kthxbye.
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dralid
M. Corp M. PIRE
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Posted - 2007.06.14 09:57:00 -
[81]
Originally by: tiller Edited by: tiller on 13/06/2007 14:09:14
Originally by: Vagra
Originally by: tiller Edited by: tiller on 13/06/2007 13:48:38
Originally by: Vagra
Originally by: Nagissa Kaworu
Originally by: max bygraves was that suppose to be funny ? who the hell are klepto ?
You sir, are a noob!
forum pirate corp 
as opposed to a pirate clinging onto a long dead pirate corp who have not achieved anything of note within last 2 years ?
oh and btw, you replying to our thread makes you what ?, thats right.. just another 'follower' dreaming of what he could be in eve but ultimately is to scared to become.
with all due respect your nothing but a little boy trying to play in a big mans game. As for the long dead pirate corp comment, when u have done what these guys have then you can sit there and smile until then you can just carry on dreaming about how good you are. Tiller u my friend are nothing without with 70+ noobs sat my your side. When i say noobs i do mean your corp 
hey I just noticed something strange... let me you show you
take your name 'vagra'
change to 'v' to a 't' remove the 'r' substitute the last 'a' with a 't' insert a 'w' before the 'a' now remove the 'g'
I rest my case
I definitely laughed here :) 
Where do the wild roses grow? |

Amanda Shadowsword
Caldari kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.14 10:20:00 -
[82]
Go God stamp those dirty kittens =================================
All your gates are belong to us. |

SFShootme
The Carebear Stare
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Posted - 2007.06.14 11:20:00 -
[83]
Quote: cry on the forums about how uber we are
Quote: we cry on the forums about how uber we are
fixed  j/k  - Tho shall give Life, for Life. |

tiller
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.14 11:31:00 -
[84]
Originally by: Great Artista Edited by: Great Artista on 13/06/2007 23:51:01 Tiller, you didnt claim on the first page that DE, from VETO, envies Klepto, did ya? Get a clue mister .
EDIT: Oh I forgot:
     
     
     
     
Block of lol, just for you <3.
I see your block of lol and raise you a block of bears
     
     
     
     
Kleptomaniacs are recruiting evildoers. Join channel KLEPTO for info.
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DarkElf
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.06.14 11:52:00 -
[85]
Originally by: Great Artista Edited by: Great Artista on 13/06/2007 23:51:01 Tiller, you didnt claim on the first page that DE, from VETO, envies Klepto, did ya? Get a clue mister .
EDIT: Oh I forgot:
     
     
     
     
Block of lol, just for you <3.
i thought i'd just let that one go
<3
DE
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tiller
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.14 11:52:00 -
[86]
Originally by: moobag
tbh you just attract flamers with your noobiness
 
which you are doing right now....
you are adding nothing to the thread except your hate for it's very existance, thus FLAMING
Kleptomaniacs are recruiting evildoers. Join channel KLEPTO for info.
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moobag
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Posted - 2007.06.14 11:52:00 -
[87]
Originally by: Kermis Oh hey, what's this? I've never heard of Klepto, they must be the biggest, baddest piwat corp in eve!
Oh wait...
Seriously, we know you're there, I know first hand that you pwn,
you really havent seen klepto pvp then what noobs.....
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moobag
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Posted - 2007.06.14 11:53:00 -
[88]
Edited by: moobag on 14/06/2007 11:52:44
Originally by: tiller
Originally by: moobag
tbh you just attract flamers with your noobiness
 
which you are doing right now....
you are adding nothing to the thread except your hate for it's very existance, thus FLAMING
yup i'm flaming because i really cba to do anything else atm and tbh whoever has seen these guys pvp would hate they're existance due to they're lameness but anyway back to your noobiness
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tiller
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.14 11:53:00 -
[89]
Edited by: tiller on 14/06/2007 11:52:45
Originally by: moobag
Originally by: tiller
Originally by: moobag
tbh you just attract flamers with your noobiness
 
which you are doing right now....
you are adding nothing to the thread except your hate for it's very existance, thus FLAMING
yup i'm flaming because i really cba to do anything else atm but anyway back to your noobiness
oh dear 
edit: if your REALLY bored convo me in game, you can come help me smartbomb shuttles / frigs, it's a TON of fun
Kleptomaniacs are recruiting evildoers. Join channel KLEPTO for info.
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moobag
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Posted - 2007.06.14 11:54:00 -
[90]
Edited by: moobag on 14/06/2007 11:53:31
Originally by: tiller Edited by: tiller on 14/06/2007 11:52:45
Originally by: moobag
Originally by: tiller
Originally by: moobag
tbh you just attract flamers with your noobiness
 
which you are doing right now....
you are adding nothing to the thread except your hate for it's very existance, thus FLAMING
yup i'm flaming because i really cba to do anything else atm but anyway back to your noobiness
oh dear 
edit: if your REALLY bored convo me in game, you can come help me smartbomb shuttles / frigs, it's a TON of fun
wat a noob...........
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killerkeano
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.14 12:03:00 -
[91]
[\quote] wat a noob...........
that must have taken some serious thought, you up all night with that one?
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moobag
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Posted - 2007.06.14 12:07:00 -
[92]
Edited by: moobag on 14/06/2007 12:06:00 yup...
on a more serious note you have no body 
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Laxon
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Posted - 2007.06.14 12:07:00 -
[93]
Originally by: killerkeano
that must have taken some serious thought, you up all night with that one?
Portrait made me lol
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hUssmann
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.06.14 12:44:00 -
[94]
I heard tiller lives under the stairs. 
Ginger Magician > You are merely an effective ganker of haulers who runs at the first sign of combat. |

n0thing
omen.
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Posted - 2007.06.14 13:42:00 -
[95]
Originally by: tiller
Originally by: n0thing Edited by: n0thing on 14/06/2007 11:46:03
Originally by: Plaetean
Originally by: Klepto EULA you also agree to be terminated by kleptomaniac operatives if any of the following actions are performed; fitting WCS
/inserts mandatory flame
So, I fly in my travel config using 4 stabs 3 istabs....hmm...clearly I dont wanna fight, thus I can assume that quote of the quote above states that original OP likes to gank defenceless people in travel setups? yay.
I'll reply for the op, yes... we like to gank anyone that flys past. So what....unconsentual pvp ftw (well it gives me a chubby tbh)
Well, I meant if you focus on doing rather this then picking actual fights, or doing it by chance. And from the quoted "eula" post, it seems like its one of the main goals. ---
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tiller
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.14 13:45:00 -
[96]
Edited by: tiller on 14/06/2007 13:51:17
Originally by: n0thing
Originally by: tiller
Originally by: n0thing Edited by: n0thing on 14/06/2007 11:46:03
Originally by: Plaetean
Originally by: Klepto EULA you also agree to be terminated by kleptomaniac operatives if any of the following actions are performed; fitting WCS
/inserts mandatory flame
So, I fly in my travel config using 4 stabs 3 istabs....hmm...clearly I dont wanna fight, thus I can assume that quote of the quote above states that original OP likes to gank defenceless people in travel setups? yay.
I'll reply for the op, yes... we like to gank anyone that flys past. So what....unconsentual pvp ftw (well it gives me a chubby tbh)
Well, I meant if you focus on doing rather this then picking actual fights, or doing it by chance. And from the quoted "eula" post, it seems like its one of the main goals.
the following is from first few lines of corp statement / recruitment
CORP GOAL
- Kill everyone while stealing as much of their possessions as possible for our own gain.
- Create maximum panic, hatred, disruption, loathing and despair wherever we go.
- Become the largest and most effective pirate force eve has ever seen.
I could not care less about how we achieve the above.... could be camping, could be flying to a fight, could be running away to fight another day with better odds of winning.
whatever....
Kleptomaniacs are recruiting evildoers. Join channel KLEPTO for info.
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n0thing
omen.
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Posted - 2007.06.14 14:27:00 -
[97]
Originally by: tiller Corp goal...<space saver>
Thats the most normal post I have seen in the entire thread. Coulda just put that in the first post and the response would have been alot better.
Originally by: Amanda Shadowsword QUIT POSTING OR STFU
I lolled for around 5 mins. Can i buy copyright on that one?
> >  
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Azirapheal
Amarr kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.14 18:19:00 -
[98]
if i really wanted to attract vast amounts of attention to myself i'd run ******* naked through the nearest city centre waving my truncheon around and cackling like a loon
and yeah tiller is under your stairs.... griefing your noobs
Originally by: CCP Wrangler you're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for.
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Rudy Metallo
Crimson Squall Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2007.06.14 18:29:00 -
[99]
Edited by: Rudy Metallo on 14/06/2007 18:32:22
Originally by: Aakron Look at me, I'm a pirate woooo. Another quality attention seeking post.
Lol Infod. Pot meet kettle. Say what? |

Vogg
Gallente Null Horizon
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Posted - 2007.06.14 18:35:00 -
[100]
Edited by: Vogg on 14/06/2007 18:36:34
oh... damn... wrong game...
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DarkElf
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.06.14 18:41:00 -
[101]
   
i love that pic
DE
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n0thing
omen.
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Posted - 2007.06.14 18:58:00 -
[102]
Originally by: Azirapheal griefing your noobs
Our noobs? Hmm...now thats weird.
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NightmareX
Caldari Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.06.14 20:09:00 -
[103]
Edited by: NightmareX on 14/06/2007 20:08:24
Originally by: tiller - Become the largest and most effective pirate force eve has ever seen.
Yarr tiller  
Good luck on getting bigger than INFOD, and more effective though
Infinitus Odium - We Are The Bringers Of Hatred |

XrTN
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.14 20:46:00 -
[104]
"Hi Azirapheal!"
Nice to see you here on the forums Azirapheal. You're looking good. Nice job on the noobs! Great work with those gate camps! Awesome kills Azirapheal! You have the best ships no doubt! Cool toon picture too!
Post is super Azirapheal. It's clever! You write well. You're the greatest!
Keep up the good work Azirapheal!
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wtwtf
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Posted - 2007.06.15 00:09:00 -
[105]
omg ir teh leet i have fan!
gief memore lube!EPEEN lol
I HAS A FLOOOR!!!!1
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Azirapheal
Amarr kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.15 00:09:00 -
[106]
what the smeg is going on here?
Originally by: CCP Wrangler you're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for.
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LittleTerror
Caldari kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.15 00:24:00 -
[107]
This thread =   |

das licht
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.06.15 23:43:00 -
[108]
Post a block of ****er smilies and i go nutz!
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Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar Spartan Industries Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.06.16 00:36:00 -
[109]
tiller, I told you long time ago not to join October snow. You didn't listen then, so you won't listen now 
But just in case you have one ear open...
There is no doubt you are a skilled pvpr ( I did say that you were above the shuttle ganking snow corp ) but please, tone down the ego a little.
Respect is earned, not demanded.
Wish you luck in Klepto. 07
I, erm, like kill things and stuff |

max bygraves
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Posted - 2007.06.16 00:39:00 -
[110]
Originally by: Nagissa Kaworu
Originally by: max bygraves was that suppose to be funny ? who the hell are klepto ?
You sir, are a noob!
so are you.
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Archa
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.16 00:41:00 -
[111]
Originally by: Flinx Evenstar tiller, I told you long time ago not to join October snow. You didn't listen then, so you won't listen now 
But just in case you have one ear open...
There is no doubt you are a skilled pvpr ( I did say that you were above the shuttle ganking snow corp ) but please, tone down the ego a little.
Respect is earned, not demanded.
Wish you luck in Klepto. 07
come on man, a god needs followers! for if he is not worshipped, he can't be a god?
the boasting must go on!
The klepto lunacy will spread and no gate will be free.
Klepto will claim low-sec!
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Faekurias
Caldari Federation Fleet Endless Horizon
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Posted - 2007.06.16 14:22:00 -
[112]
Edited by: Faekurias on 16/06/2007 14:20:46 I've never seen klepto but now TEH FEAR HAS RISETHENETHETH 
Beware of ze Klepto?  They shalt even lewt thy *****? 
Edit: You're not allowed to write p3n1s? 
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Madorthene
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Posted - 2007.06.16 14:43:00 -
[113]
I see you're still following my smartbombing awesomeness tiller. Poor ginger, I took so much loot from the wrecks around me at those camps without saying anything to him. 
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BANDID
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.06.16 22:57:00 -
[114]
Edited by: BANDID on 16/06/2007 22:58:03
Originally by: Azirapheal Edited by: Azirapheal on 13/06/2007 12:11:15 you should be smiling :) you got first on a klepto post :S
id say it was meant in jest, but its the truth hehe
EDITED original to allow people to actually read it, even if that is against the spirit of most eulas :P
Dude who are u guys :S never heared of u or Kleptomaniacs :S whats wrong with u have u done something so HUGE in eve. Man u got some serious issues  And now give me some asprin cause ure text make my head go bOOm 
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Faekurias
Caldari Federation Fleet Endless Horizon
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Posted - 2007.06.16 23:05:00 -
[115]
Originally by: XrTN "Hi Azirapheal!"
Nice to see you here on the forums Azirapheal. You're looking good. Nice job on the noobs! Great work with those gate camps! Awesome kills Azirapheal! You have the best ships no doubt! Cool toon picture too!
Post is super Azirapheal. It's clever! You write well. You're the greatest!
Keep up the good work Azirapheal!
lolalt? 
[17:14:00] Paladin Elanvitale > o/ all. sorry for my delayed return. the mind said get up, the body said 'go to hell' |

XrTN
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.17 11:36:00 -
[116]
Originally by: Faekurias
Originally by: XrTN "Hi Azirapheal!"
Nice to see you here on the forums Azirapheal. You're looking good. Nice job on the noobs! Great work with those gate camps! Awesome kills Azirapheal! You have the best ships no doubt! Cool toon picture too!
Post is super Azirapheal. It's clever! You write well. You're the greatest!
Keep up the good work Azirapheal!
lolalt? 
2nd page, 19th post...
lol? y, alt? n
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Faekurias
Caldari Federation Fleet Endless Horizon
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Posted - 2007.06.17 11:38:00 -
[117]
I somehow over-read it earlier, that's why :P
[17:14:00] Paladin Elanvitale > o/ all. sorry for my delayed return. the mind said get up, the body said 'go to hell' |

Azirapheal
Amarr kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.17 18:11:00 -
[118]
i can confirm he is not my alt, technically speaking i myself am an alt if you go by character age
but fish happens
on a lighter note i now have a RL job! so will only be forum spamming for 18 hours of the day
Originally by: CCP Wrangler you're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for.
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Faekurias
Caldari Federation Fleet Endless Horizon
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Posted - 2007.06.17 18:18:00 -
[119]
oh well, fanboi ftw I guess :P
Dont forget to report on how your coffee tastes and how dark it is 
XXXXXX > row row row your boat gentle down the str..ZOMFG PIRATES CRAP I CANT WARP FFS LAg FFs PFF N00B WAAAAAAAAAA MY ship! il get my corp to kill you in RL and your dog now buy me a new row bo |

Acid Pimp
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Posted - 2007.06.17 19:23:00 -
[120]
Originally by: tiller Edited by: tiller on 13/06/2007 13:48:38
Originally by: Vagra
Originally by: Nagissa Kaworu
Originally by: max bygraves was that suppose to be funny ? who the hell are klepto ?
You sir, are a noob!
forum pirate corp 
as opposed to a pirate clinging onto a long dead pirate corp who have not achieved anything of note within last 2 years ?
oh and btw, you replying to our thread makes you what ?, thats right.. just another 'follower' dreaming of what he could be in eve but ultimately is to scared to become.
I would be more inclined to believe that 90% of your corp are the ones that are dreaminf of what they could be but were ultimately too scared to do it themselves. Thats why they joined your corp; to make themselves look successful but will never actually ammount to anything other than using your deeds (and the rest of the core of klepto) as a cover for their own inadequacies.
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tiller
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.17 20:29:00 -
[121]
Originally by: Acid Pimp
I would be more inclined to believe that 90% of your corp are the ones that are dreaminf of what they could be but were ultimately too scared to do it themselves. Thats why they joined your corp; to make themselves look successful but will never actually ammount to anything other than using your deeds (and the rest of the core of klepto) as a cover for their own inadequacies.
Looking successful in eve is 50% of the way to actually succeeding.
I'd say that as we do look quite successful we are problably 65% of the way to my own goals in the game....
Hell even your post knocked our score up 0.01% by giving me a free bump, so thanks for that
I plan on winning the part of eve I play, and klepto is a tool for those who are like minded to do the same. Live with it 
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Alpha Sentori
Caldari kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.17 21:35:00 -
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Edited by: Alpha Sentori on 17/06/2007 21:37:44
Originally by: Acid Pimp
Originally by: tiller Edited by: tiller on 13/06/2007 13:48:38
Originally by: Vagra
Originally by: Nagissa Kaworu
Originally by: max bygraves was that suppose to be funny ? who the hell are klepto ?
You sir, are a noob!
forum pirate corp 
as opposed to a pirate clinging onto a long dead pirate corp who have not achieved anything of note within last 2 years ?
oh and btw, you replying to our thread makes you what ?, thats right.. just another 'follower' dreaming of what he could be in eve but ultimately is to scared to become.
I would be more inclined to believe that 90% of your corp are the ones that are dreaminf of what they could be but were ultimately too scared to do it themselves. Thats why they joined your corp; to make themselves look successful but will never actually ammount to anything other than using your deeds (and the rest of the core of klepto) as a cover for their own inadequacies.
Hey Acid, or do you prefer Pimp?
Please don't presume to know why we do what we do. It is fun (for us) and that's what we play for and whilst we're at it we want to be the best at this style of gameplay. If you don't like it, fine so what! Don't look too deeply into things, you'll go round the twist. Alpha
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n0thing
omen.
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Posted - 2007.06.17 21:37:00 -
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Originally by: tiller
winning the part of eve
The smile is more then apporiate 
But really, you cant just take the place among the top in your specialization just by size and pure number of raw kills. Quality > Quantity. Imo. ---
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Faekurias
Caldari Federation Fleet Endless Horizon
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Posted - 2007.06.17 22:29:00 -
[124]
Edited by: Faekurias on 17/06/2007 22:28:58 How do you even "win Eve" ? isnt that like claiming "O hai I winz teh internetz"? Wins The Interents
XXXXXX > row row row your boat gentle down the str..ZOMFG PIRATES CRAP I CANT WARP FFS LAg FFs PFF N00B WAAAAAAAAAA MY ship! il get my corp to kill you in RL and your dog now buy me a new row bo |

Azirapheal
Amarr kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.17 22:50:00 -
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Edited by: Azirapheal on 17/06/2007 22:50:00 HAI CAN HAS 1337PWNZORZ VISIBLE "KLEPTOMANIA PWNS JOO" VISIBLE "Faekurias PH43RS US" VISIBLE "KLEPTO WIN EVE" KTHXBYE
Originally by: CCP Wrangler you're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for.
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Faekurias
Caldari Federation Fleet Endless Horizon
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Posted - 2007.06.17 22:56:00 -
[126]
Originally by: Azirapheal Edited by: Azirapheal on 17/06/2007 22:50:00 HAI CAN HAS 1337PWNZORZ VISIBLE "KLEPTOMANIA PWNS JOO" VISIBLE "Faekurias PH43RS US" VISIBLE "KLEPTO WIN EVE" KTHXBYE
Orly?
How do I shot we...I mean how do I make sign? :( |

Mika Meisk
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.06.18 13:23:00 -
[127]
Derailment by kittens 4tw
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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2007.06.18 20:26:00 -
[128]
Did you know ther was a character in game called bumbandito
SKUNK
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Marduk Jerak
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.19 03:38:00 -
[129]
Originally by: Faekurias Edited by: Faekurias on 18/06/2007 13:17:57 Edited by: Faekurias on 18/06/2007 13:16:22 Edited by: Faekurias on 17/06/2007 23:06:07
Originally by: Azirapheal Edited by: Azirapheal on 17/06/2007 22:50:00 HAI CAN HAS 1337PWNZORZ VISIBLE "KLEPTOMANIA PWNS JOO" VISIBLE "Faekurias PH43RS US" VISIBLE "KLEPTO WIN EVE" KTHXBYE
Orly?<-----
Fear Tiller And his Kleptos! Klepto Klepto Az <3 Miz? Ganksquad Fleet commander, notice the superior advantage point.
OMG, The kittens! oh, btw Klepto FTW! |

Father Weebles
Repo Industries
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Posted - 2007.06.19 03:41:00 -
[130]
this thread reeks with utter kewlness 
"You leave anything for us?" "Just bodies." |

tiller
kleptomaniacs
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Posted - 2007.06.19 04:51:00 -
[131]
Originally by: Father Weebles this thread reeks with utter kewlness 
You wasted some of your life reading it ?, good.. you deserve it imho 
Kleptomaniacs are recruiting evildoers. Channel KLEPTO for info. |

Father Weebles
Repo Industries
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Posted - 2007.06.19 07:07:00 -
[132]
Originally by: tiller
Originally by: Father Weebles this thread reeks with utter kewlness 
You wasted some of your life reading it ?, good.. you deserve it imho 
lol hell no
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Sunny Mooninite
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.06.19 13:28:00 -
[133]
Originally by: tiller this thread is NOTHING............
/signed --- Yeah, I trolled your thread, and it didn't cost me a dime. What ya gonna do? |

Nazdarovie
Minmatar Macabre Votum INVICTUS.
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Posted - 2007.06.19 13:35:00 -
[134]
Sunny either grow some balls and post with ur main/show ur corp or stop typing crap little boy.
Don't troll please. -Hango
Don't use your signature to troll. -Rauth Kivaro ([email protected]) |

Irob Urore
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Posted - 2007.07.06 18:44:00 -
[135]
lol so true sunny, fess up who are you? don't mess with klepto and the best eula this side of eulas! its the best
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TheDagda
Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department

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Posted - 2007.07.07 09:35:00 -
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*click* No Necro of threads please
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