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Tassi
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.06.20 12:27:00 -
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Greetings fellow mission runners.
Do you hate it when pirates probe you out of your mission spots?
Do you hate it when pirates camp the entry gates to your beloved mission agent? Especially the new LvL 5 agents?
Do you hate it when they kill you on sight you little fluffy cuty bear?
There was no solution to this problem until now!
Yes! You can now rent the Infinitus Odium LvL 5 Caldari Agent based in "Maila"!
Agent specifics:
LvL: 5
Quality: 12
Corporation: Peace and Order (What an appropriate name right there!)
Surrounding area difficulty lvl: HIGHLY DEADLY (for people that do not pay INFOD.)
If you contact INFOD now and arrange an agreement for a small fee you will recieve protection of pirates and other evil doers.
If you don't ... well 
Please contact: Dr Kojak or myself to arrange an agreement!
Thank you.
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Bailian Moxtain
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.06.20 12:28:00 -
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Live or die?
Make your choise
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Pehova Mindtriq
Endgame.
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Posted - 2007.06.20 12:29:00 -
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So evil, I love it 
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hilaw
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Posted - 2007.06.20 12:31:00 -
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That was a little slow 
Was 1 Pixel to big and you had to nerf it, well fixed now |
Lord BlackSter
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.06.20 12:48:00 -
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You better pay 
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Nyphur
Pillowsoft
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Posted - 2007.06.20 12:51:00 -
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Edited by: Nyphur on 20/06/2007 12:50:33
This is a fantastic idea. Good luck with it.
EDIT: You could give people a no-commitment trial week before they have to start paying, to let them test the agent out and see what the rewards are like. It might encourage more people to pay.
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Tassi
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.06.20 12:56:00 -
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There is nothing for free.
You pay and move in or you move in and pay via losing your precious ships.
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Shadowsword
COLSUP
Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2007.06.20 13:04:00 -
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 Originally by: Tassi
Yes! You can now rent the Infinitus Odium LvL 5 Caldari Agent based in "Maila"!
That sound like Mafia, to me. Both the system name and business model.
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Roy Gordon
Caldari
The Star Wolves
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Posted - 2007.06.20 13:08:00 -
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Whilst in principle this is a good idea, now you have named the location of the system your going to 'protect', your going to be victims of the well-known 'gun fighter' syndrome, i.e. every pug pirate in the area will do their level best to ensure you cannot do the job your offering to do.
Good luck out there!
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
The Universe is ruled by three basic principles-
Matter, Energy and Enlightened Self-Interest! |
Horsefly
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.06.20 13:16:00 -
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Originally by: Roy Gordon
Whilst in principle this is a good idea, now you have named the location of the system your going to 'protect', your going to be victims of the well-known 'gun fighter' syndrome, i.e. every pug pirate in the area will do their level best to ensure you cannot do the job your offering to do.
Good luck out there!
Um yes please bring your lovely little pew pew guns and shoot me. I love pea's but dont forget to bring the butter.
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MuffinsRevenger
EmpiresMod
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Posted - 2007.06.20 13:19:00 -
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You probobly should concider informing the sourindings about the size of this fee
but apart from that, as long as you are honest, it's an actuall good idea, allthought i don't feel like admiting that
just don't turn everyone down in a massive gank of expensive mission ships and you guys might be asosicated with somthing apart from greifing in the future! (oh, teh horror) |
Tassi
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.06.20 13:20:00 -
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Roy, INFOD is the local pirate organisation
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2007.06.20 13:25:00 -
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Were you the guys camping the Reisen gate in Akora a bit before the big patch ?
I don't recall the names there, and I don't see any posted kills on your killboard, but it was an impressive array of ships there, I must say, whoever they were (way too many recons and command ships).
If that was you guys, I would love to hear about your, umm... pricing offers
Flat weekly payment ? Percentage of gains ? Or what other "pricing scheme" ? And how much ?
As a sidenote, what's stopping you from cashing in on the deposit and, well... you know... just blowing the people up just for the heck of it ?
Or worse, "failing" to protect people from "random ganksquads" roaming around ?
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U'puauht
Minmatar
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.06.20 13:26:00 -
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Edited by: U''puauht on 20/06/2007 13:32:16
Edited by: U''puauht on 20/06/2007 13:31:24
Originally by: Tassi
Greetings  fellow  mission runners.
I'd strike it out, but that doesn't work on these boards... 
Originally by: Tassi
Roy, INFOD is the local real estate and health insurance organisation
Fixed.
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Originally by: Akita T
Were you the guys camping the Reisen gate in Akora a bit before the big patch?
(...) many recons and command ships(...)
Sounds like us alright.
Originally by: Akita T
As a sidenote, what's stopping you from cashing in on the deposit and, well... you know... just blowing the people up just for the heck of it?
Or worse, "failing" to protect people from "random ganksquads" roaming around ?
If people don't believe in our business model, we're not gonna get paid, so we'll lose ISK (or rather not make it) by blowing people up.
Similarly, if we "fail" to protect people after they've paid - and I'm reading this as if you implied we'd be inclined to deliberately fail for arguments purpose - a similar loss in our wallet would be incurred.
Obviously there is no 100% safety anywhere, and people will do good to remember that upon logging in. Rest assured though that we'll do our best to ensure your safety should you decide to pay us for it.
As to the prices, please contact Tassi or Dr Kojak, as stated in the first post. (Damnit, Tassi beat me to it! )
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Tassi
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.06.20 13:28:00 -
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INFOD does not fail.
It will be a fixed price per week. If you really want a serious offer just contact me ingame, I will not discuss prices on the forums.
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Trypho
Minmatar
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.06.20 13:31:00 -
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Just to make this great offer even jucier; you will get to be my drinking buddy!
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Ogdru Jahad
Amarr
Hookers and Black Jack
Flaming Hookers
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Posted - 2007.06.20 13:57:00 -
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LOL you guys cannot promise 100% protection from other pirate corps in the area.
there is plenty more agents to use. and who wants to run lvl v agents? not me.
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Siobhan Ni
Gallente
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.06.20 14:00:00 -
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Originally by: Ogdru Jahad
LOL you guys cannot promise 100% protection from other pirate corps in the area.
We took care of your corp in very little time
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Hirana Yoshida
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Posted - 2007.06.20 14:01:00 -
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Pirates finally get some loving .. lowsec only agents.
Tassi, that there is racketeering at its finest.
Here's hoping you are not too successful and end up with Motsu system performance - muhahaha
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Major Stormer
Caldari
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.06.20 14:03:00 -
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Originally by: Siobhan Ni
Originally by: Ogdru Jahad
LOL you guys cannot promise 100% protection from other pirate corps in the area.
We took care of your corp in very little time
Ignore him hes a corp jumper and a idiot.
Comon guys, safe low sec, you know you want to :D
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Dont get too excited now.
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Ogdru Jahad
Amarr
Hookers and Black Jack
Flaming Hookers
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Posted - 2007.06.20 14:06:00 -
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Originally by: Major Stormer
Originally by: Siobhan Ni
Originally by: Ogdru Jahad
LOL you guys cannot promise 100% protection from other pirate corps in the area.
We took care of your corp in very little time
Ignore him hes a corp jumper and a idiot.
Comon guys, safe low sec, you know you want to :D
if thats the best ya can do sad for you.
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Yakia TovilToba
Halliburton Inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.20 14:08:00 -
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Are you serious or posting for fun ?
Do you have the means to protect the system proplerly ? Do you have at least a mothership and a solid capital fleet that is online 24/7 ?
What if you fail ? If for example a pirate scout gets in the sys, probes out my missionspot, drops a cyno and his pirate friends with thier 259234 dreads jump in and kill my faction fitted carrier - will you repay it ?
What is the fee ? Be more precise with fees/conditions please.
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Tassi
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.06.20 14:13:00 -
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Infinitus Odium is very well known for being capable of securing low security systems.
If you do not realise with whom you are dealing here please watch one of our thausend videos.
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Ogdru Jahad
Amarr
Hookers and Black Jack
Flaming Hookers
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Posted - 2007.06.20 14:18:00 -
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Edited by: Ogdru Jahad on 20/06/2007 14:18:54
Originally by: Tassi
Edited by: Tassi on 20/06/2007 14:13:09
Infinitus Odium is very well known for being capable of securing low security systems.
If you do not realise with whom you are dealing here please watch one of our thausend videos.
EDIT: I am serious with this offer and you can contact me ingame for further details. I will not post any specific conditions in this thread.
one. What is a thausend?
two. i don't dought the seriousness of your offer.
three. at this stage I cant and do not wish to run any caldari agents.
four. why does major stormer come running to a thread that involves me and infod and forum smacks? that boy has issues me thinks.
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Ravelin Eb
Minmatar
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.06.20 14:23:00 -
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Originally by: Yakia TovilToba
Are you serious or posting for fun ?
Do you have the means to protect the system proplerly ? Do you have at least a mothership and a solid capital fleet that is online 24/7 ?
What if you fail ? If for example a pirate scout gets in the sys, probes out my missionspot, drops a cyno and his pirate friends with thier 259234 dreads jump in and kill my faction fitted carrier - will you repay it ?
What is the fee ? Be more precise with fees/conditions please.
If you would like to know the fee contact Tassi for information.
If you do not believe we can protect you let we remind you that nothing in eve is every truely safe, and we will enjoy killing your ships and taking all youve worked for. And we arnt going to repay anything, want to live? pay us. want to die? then ignore our advice.
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Vasiliyan
The Flying Swan
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Posted - 2007.06.20 14:23:00 -
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Originally by: Yakia TovilToba
Are you serious or posting for fun ?
Do you have the means to protect the system proplerly ? Do you have at least a mothership and a solid capital fleet that is online 24/7 ?
Nobody has that. Not even BOB. Total safety cannot be guaranteed.
Also, it appears that most L5 missions do not allow capitals...
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Horsefly
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.06.20 14:26:00 -
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Originally by: Ogdru Jahad
Edited by: Ogdru Jahad on 20/06/2007 14:18:54
Originally by: Tassi
Edited by: Tassi on 20/06/2007 14:13:09
Infinitus Odium is very well known for being capable of securing low security systems.
If you do not realise with whom you are dealing here please watch one of our thausend videos.
EDIT: I am serious with this offer and you can contact me ingame for further details. I will not post any specific conditions in this thread.
one. What is a thausend?
two. i don't dought the seriousness of your offer.
three. at this stage I cant and do not wish to run any caldari agents.
four. why does major stormer come running to a thread that involves me and infod and forum smacks? that boy has issues me thinks.
I believe he was responding to your question about the ability of our corp to provide saftey. The answer is most definatly yes we do.
A basic background of INFOD. We move around a bit and basically desimate the local area of Pirates and Carebears until its completly blue from our friends moving in and people moving out.
Were very good at what we do and we keep up our end of the terms of all agreements.
Have a nice day and please pay for our roof it is perpetually leaky.
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MegAtomic
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Posted - 2007.06.20 14:42:00 -
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Originally by: Trypho
Just to make this great offer even jucier; you will get to be my drinking buddy!
...and that alone should be reason for a huge discount. if only to cover the costs of the beer Little Tryppi drinks
then again...low self esteem slave minmatar....hes got an excuse :P
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Neo Providence
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Posted - 2007.06.20 14:44:00 -
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no offence, this really sounds like a scam. A good idea if your legit but i'm not so sure u are. U probably just prob out them mission runners yourselves. thats what pirate corp do, and i think your one of them.
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bloomich
Trotter's Independent Traders Co
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Posted - 2007.06.20 15:01:00 -
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Edited by: bloomich on 20/06/2007 15:01:26
Originally by: Neo Providence
Edited by: Neo Providence on 20/06/2007 14:44:54
no offence, this really sounds like a scam. A good idea if your legit but i'm not so sure u are. U probably just prob out them mission runners yourselves. thats what pirate corp do, and i think your one of them.
by chance, your not a real estate agent in real life, r u? 
So what you are saying is that they will take your isk and then hunt you with their alts?
I dont think Tassi is like that at all, nor have I heard anything bad about them. I think the coming weeks will show how prfitable these missions are so there is a lot to work from. To be honest, I think its a great thing he is doing, and I forsee more people doing the same very soon.
If you cannot beat the pirates, then the pirates putting forward a solution that is mutually benifical sounds like a forward thinking plan.
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