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Gladiator Jonny
Repo Industries
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Posted - 2007.08.02 10:13:00 -
[31]
I imagine its almost like a happy-slap, With a shovel.
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Blind Dance
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Posted - 2007.08.02 10:59:00 -
[32]
 Originally by: Le Bon
Chavs round the local co-op
Nearly right, but it's more like...
You are driving along in your 4 seat hatchback when you turn a corner there are several chavs in burberry riding mopeds, one grabs your car with two fingers around the bumper stopping you dead, the next starts taking a can opener to your roof and bonnet, the third starts to pour paint over your windscreen and windows, the last then opens the door and hits you with a hunk of wood with a nail in it.
After finishing you off they then sit back at the same corner on their annoying mopeds picking their unshowered groins and counting out the cash they got from your ashtray.
While, worst of all, you wake up in an NHS hospital.
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SasRipper
DIE WITH HONOUR
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Posted - 2007.08.02 11:25:00 -
[33]
devvo is clearly a pirate this vid covers gate(trolly) camping & ransoming as well as smack.
NOT SAFE 4 WORK! HE SWEARS!
*snip* Sas has spoken this tread shall be locked. |
Gibbal Slogspit
Ministry of War
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Posted - 2007.08.02 11:33:00 -
[34]
Just don't go to a Pikey caravan site.
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Angelus Pirata
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2007.08.02 11:33:00 -
[35]
Edited by: Angelus Pirata on 02/08/2007 11:33:12
Originally by: Blind Dance
Originally by: Le Bon
Chavs round the local co-op
Nearly right, but it's more like...
You are driving along in your 4 seat hatchback when you turn a corner there are several chavs in burberry riding mopeds, one grabs your car with two fingers around the bumper stopping you dead, the next starts taking a can opener to your roof and bonnet, the third starts to pour paint over your windscreen and windows, the last then opens the door and hits you with a hunk of wood with a nail in it.
After finishing you off they then sit back at the same corner on their annoying mopeds picking their unshowered groins and counting out the cash they got from your ashtray.
While, worst of all, you wake up in an NHS hospital.
You win that is the funniest goddamn thing I've read all week, you've made my day 
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Ask Unbeatable
Gallente
HighTech Marines Ltd.
FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.02 11:35:00 -
[36]
Somebody post the quote with the tents and stuff - can't remember who said it but it was funny as hell 
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DarkElf
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.08.02 11:55:00 -
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Originally by: Gibbal Slogspit
A guy gets on an elevator on the top floor, he selects ground floor. When he arrives, the door opens and theres a group of yobs waiting for him with bats, and they all shout; 'ZOMG lets gank him!' And of course most of the yobs have nets to web him, and shotguns to make sure he doesnt warp run away.
I guess the RL analogy of what happens then is 1 reeeeeeally big fat bloke comes down the lift and just sits there getting the crap beaten out of him but just laughing cos he's hard as nails and while they're not watching the lift has come down again with twice as many ppl wearing fluffy suits who kick the crap out of them yobs 
DE
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Dionisius
Gallente
LEGI0N
SOUL CARTEL
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Posted - 2007.08.02 12:11:00 -
[38]
Its like one guy running like a madman alone in a battlefield and on the other side you get about 1mil guys with machine guns and artillery waiting for him to arrive...
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Originally by: Splagada
Edited by: Splagada on 21/06/2007 13:51:39
in eve you can break their windows, take over the house, and throw the children in the fire. |
Ja'kar
Murder-Death-Kill
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Posted - 2007.08.02 14:40:00 -
[39]
A relationship break up
My ex, gankÆd me at my computer desk result smashed monitor and headset then looted the rest of flat û ran off with items and demands monthly ransom (my son).
Amongst lost items 42ö wide screen TV û and she did it solo and I have more sp then her!
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Arii Smith
Caldari
StarHunt
Fallout Project
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Posted - 2007.08.02 16:10:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Ja'kar
A relationship break up
My ex, gankÆd me at my computer desk result smashed monitor and headset then looted the rest of flat û ran off with items and demands monthly ransom (my son).
Amongst lost items 42ö wide screen TV û and she did it solo and I have more sp then her!
Sometimes murder IS justified, but if you get caught try to think of a better defense than "***** had it coming".
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Agent Li
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Posted - 2007.08.02 16:12:00 -
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I think it's like robbing a 7-11, and then having a customer in the store surprising you and then monkeystomping you.
There's a video on LiveLeak of this... it reminded me of piracy in Eve.
Being a pirate or gate camper is not without risk...
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"Don't be afraid to take advantage of your enemy's weaknesses. Becasuse winning is everything after all." |
Gibbal Slogspit
Ministry of War
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Posted - 2007.08.02 16:51:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Ja'kar
A relationship break up
My ex, gankÆd me at my computer desk result smashed monitor and headset then looted the rest of flat û ran off with items and demands monthly ransom (my son).
Amongst lost items 42ö wide screen TV û and she did it solo and I have more sp then her!
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SasRipper
DIE WITH HONOUR
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Posted - 2007.08.02 16:55:00 -
[43]
you clearly need a alt to infiltrate her corp to retrieve these goods
*snip* Sas has spoken this tread shall be locked. |
Verone
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.08.02 16:55:00 -
[44]
Border Control.
Afghanistan.
Enough said.
>>> THE BEAUTY OF NEW EDEN <<<
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milinkoee
Bastage Incorporated
THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.02 21:51:00 -
[45]
89.9% of the actual time spent at the gate is forplay (by forplay I mean begging for action, yes I am married), with 0.1% dedicated to the action (usually in the form of a gangbang), 9.0% is for the cuddling after the action (mainly me whining that I didn't get in on the money shot...errr...killmail).
Bastage, Inc.
Worst Pirates Ever!!! |
FT Diomedes
Gallente
Ductus Exemplo
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Posted - 2007.08.02 22:54:00 -
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Edited by: FT Diomedes on 02/08/2007 23:00:37
Originally by: Verone
Border Control.
Afghanistan.
Enough said.
If border control in Afghanistan is anything like border control in Iraq, then the pirates camping the gate are all AFK. In my experience, a gate camp, while not without its dangers, almost always stops people from getting through. Unlike the sieve that we currently have running on the Syrian and Iranian borders.
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Improvize. Adapt. Overcome. |
LocalHost
Empirius Enigmus Navy
Dark Matter Coalition
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Posted - 2007.08.03 04:49:00 -
[47]
Edited by: LocalHost on 03/08/2007 04:50:57
High-Sec Suicide Camp :
Guy gets in his car, drives by the store where he buys that cellphone he always was wanting. Thing is, at the intersection that happens to have an active police substation with cops actively directing traffic is a robber with a scanner, scanning out cars as they exit.
Suddenly, out of no where as this guy is at the light waiting for it to let him go through, 40 lincoln town cars slam into him and the police open fire even as his car starts to explode. Insultingly, as he is sitting in his pod, an SUV (hauler) pulls up and inspects his wreck, removing his new shiny phone and all of his other possessions while he watches hopelessly, the police not doing anything as the SUV hadn't actually committed the original crime.
Low-Sec gate Camp :
As you're driving through the projects in the city, with your paycheck in hand, taking the shortcut to get across town because you're lazy and don't want to spend the extra 20 minutes to get to the bank, you come to an intersection. It looks clear so you proceed across when all of a sudden, upon reaching the other side, you are surrounded by a bunch of angry thugs who proceed to box in your car, and beat it to a pulp with baseball bats. The police meanwhile appear to have substituted pea shooters for guns and are taking ***** shots at the armored cars that now have you surrounded.
Adding insult to injury, having destroyed your car, you are trying desperately to get away when a sniper opens fire and kills your pod, whereby you wake up in a dingy hospital in a no name town you don't remember, and upon awakening, you realize with horror you feel dumber, having forgotten to get your life insurance renewed (clone), thus losing 20 IQ points
0.0 Gatecamp
As you're driving in from the country you happen across an intersection. Upon crossing that intersection you all of a sudden realize that you appear to be stuck in some mud and spinning your tires as you attempt to get away and free. A bunch of guys are beating on your hull and as you are vaporized and your pod is locked and fired upon you realize that the nearest hospital where you're likely to end up next is 40 miles away (40 jumps). |
Qui Shon
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Posted - 2007.08.03 14:59:00 -
[48]
Originally by: William Hamilton
Edited by: William Hamilton on 02/08/2007 06:19:31
Originally by: Ridley Tree
Gate Camps are more like the bandits and robbers you'll find in 3rd world countries setting up roadblocks and charging a 'toll' for anyone who drives by. USA would be Hi-Sec. And Hi-Sec has Cops/Concord.
Aye, Africa is 0.0, Europe is 0.7, and russia is lowsec.
Actually, if you look at any crime statistic figures, you'll see western Europe as highsec and the US as 0.7.
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Le Bon
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.08.03 15:10:00 -
[49]
Edited by: Le Bon on 03/08/2007 15:10:50
Originally by: Blind Dance
Originally by: Le Bon
Chavs round the local co-op
Nearly right, but it's more like...
You are driving along in your 4 seat hatchback when you turn a corner there are several chavs in burberry riding mopeds, one grabs your car with two fingers around the bumper stopping you dead, the next starts taking a can opener to your roof and bonnet, the third starts to pour paint over your windscreen and windows, the last then opens the door and hits you with a hunk of wood with a nail in it.
After finishing you off they then sit back at the same corner on their annoying mopeds picking their unshowered groins and counting out the cash they got from your ashtray.
While, worst of all, you wake up in an NHS hospital.
Class :p
Could do with a little bit more realism however, you stop at traffic lights... When your just about to pull off you dont move.. realising your car is on bricks and your tires have been stolen 
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Ishbuanium
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Posted - 2007.08.03 18:56:00 -
[50]
You're driving. You get on the entrance to the freeway. You're speeding up, you round a turn and BAM. Those police spike things blow out your tires and a lot of cars swarm you and box you in so you cant move.
Oh yeah, and then you die.
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Galan Amarias
Amarr
Vendetta Underground
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.08.03 20:47:00 -
[51]
High sec is the girls dorm. The campers can't go in anymore since they trashed their sec by harassing the coeds at a bar. (They can make it through by "streaking" in a pod I guess)
Now they sit waiting for some other folks to have a panty raid. The set a wire on the door so anyone trying to leave gets triped. Then they jump the guy leaving with bats while the co-eds let em have from the windows with a coupla squirt guns.
In the end you steal the panties from the origional thieves, have a sniff and smack on teamspeak till the next pantyraiders try to get out.
-Galan
The answer to empire ganking |
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