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Viceroy
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Posted - 2004.02.02 12:20:00 -
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Was just going through some logs, and I thought i'd put up some of them for those who are interested. Snipped out the original names cause we dont want to embaress anyone. Enjoy 
Here's Sally and Painball shopping for a new dominix;
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DOMIPILOT > pay you off
DOMIPILOT > pay
DOMIPILOT > please this isnt my shi[
Sally > 30 m
DOMIPILOT > er spip
DOMIPILOT > I have 16.sumpthin
DOMIPILOT > 16.2
DOMIPILOT > all I ahve
Sally > eject from you ship and i pay you 20
DOMIPILOT > this is my brothers shi[p
DOMIPILOT > all I have is 16 mill
DOMIPILOT > 16.280378
DOMIPILOT > I havwe 16 mill
Sally > eject and we pay u 20m
Sally > or u end up losing this ship
DOMIPILOT > please
DOMIPILOT > ejecting
Sally > all right, jump out of the system
Sally > as soon as u leave, i pay u 20m
DOMIPILOT > please dont pod me though
DOMIPILOT > k
Sally > waiting for you to go out.
DOMIPILOT > damn I'm dead when he gets home
DOMIPILOT > ****
DOMIPILOT > ok I am gone from system
Sally > money sent
Sally > have a nice day
DOMIPILOT > I'm still dead unless someone sells me a Dom for 36 mill
DOMIPILOT > **** you guys
DOMIPILOT > I will find you with my alt
DOMIPILOT > be right back
Here's the ideal customer;
Quote:
Viceroy > stop your ship immediatly
VICTIM1 > hi there
Viceroy > do not try to fight back
Viceroy > I'm a pirate
VICTIM1 > not fighting
Viceroy > pay me 3mil isk and you may go free
Viceroy > otherwise i will have to kill oyu
VICTIM1 > ok
Viceroy > quickly
Viceroy > you have 30 seconds
VICTIM1 > got it?
Viceroy > yes you may go
Here's another very cooperative customer;
Quote:
Viceroy > stop your ship completely please
Viceroy > i'm a pirate
VICTIM2 > I will pay you
Viceroy > ok stop your ship
VICTIM2 > ok
Viceroy > how much are you paying?
VICTIM2 > Im still a really new player
Viceroy > ok 2mil
VICTIM2 > how about 1m
Viceroy > you have 30 seconds
VICTIM2 > ok
Viceroy > transfer to my account immediatly
Viceroy > thank you
VICTIM2 > done
VICTIM2 > thank you
Viceroy > np, we always keep our word
VICTIM2 > thats a start for a pirate
VICTIM2 > is it safe for me to come back out
Viceroy > yea sure, you can continue killing npcs
Viceroy > i'm leaving the system anyway
VICTIM2 > thank you
Viceroy > np, cya later ;)
VICTIM2 > nite
Looking for some more atm, i'll post them if anyone is interested.
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Viceroy
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Posted - 2004.02.02 12:21:00 -
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And can a mod change the thread name to "Piracy Logs" or something. Goddamn enter key 
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Archain
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Posted - 2004.02.02 12:22:00 -
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Bah, you were smoking the same thing I was when I left off the title to my last one.
Space Invaders Movie Library - [SPVD]
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Zalasar
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Posted - 2004.02.02 12:24:00 -
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haha nice1 whit the brother :)
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Psy Corp
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Posted - 2004.02.02 12:29:00 -
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nice  post more that was interesting..
how many actually pay?
i mean how many rather try running and gets destroyed
I Have The Power Of The Mighty Lo.0lipop..
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Viceroy
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Posted - 2004.02.02 12:35:00 -
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Well, smart customers usually pay the toll and go free, because its much cheaper. But sometimes people dont have the money, or dont want to part with their money;
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ImPoor > leave it mate
Viceroy > stop your ship please
Viceroy > if you want to live
Viceroy > toll for you ship is 1.5mil
ImPoor > why
Viceroy > pay to my account immediatly
Viceroy > and i will let you go
ImPoor > stopping why kill me
Viceroy > look do you want to loose your ship?
ImPoor > no
ImPoor > ive stopped
Viceroy > ok then pay me 1.5mil
Viceroy > and i will let you go
Viceroy > i'm a pirate
ImPoor > ok
ImPoor > kill the pirate and ill do it
Viceroy > 20 seconds
Viceroy > give me the money and i'll kill the pirate
Viceroy > or i'll let it kill you
ImPoor > ill give you 1mil now 500k after
Viceroy > 1.5mil now
Viceroy > or loose your ship and pod
Viceroy > i will keep my word
ImPoor > screw you kill me then
Viceroy > *sigh*
ImPoor > ive had with you ****s
Viceroy > look, i dont want to kill oyu
Viceroy > i just want money
ImPoor > yeah me too 2 mionths for this
Viceroy > do you want to loose it?
ImPoor > so ive got about 10k in the bank
ImPoor > ive got no money
Viceroy > send me the 1mil now
ImPoor > why do you think i was here
Viceroy > come on...
ImPoor > why dont you just leave me, take out the pirates
Viceroy > give me 1mil
Viceroy > or die
Viceroy > last chance
ImPoor > ive got a ******* black bird the cheapest ******* cruiser
Viceroy > 20 seconds
Viceroy > 10
Viceroy > 5
Viceroy > ok sorry but you asked for it
ImPoor > dont say sorry mate im gonna **** you up
ImPoor > i may be small fry but my corp isnt.
Viceroy > dont swear at me, i offered you a reasonable deal, you decided to die
ImPoor > no you didnt. you turned up and pushed me about
ImPoor > well done mate
Viceroy > it was your choice, and i dont care about your corp
ImPoor > i supose it makes a change not to get your way
Viceroy > send them my way, more customers :)
ImPoor > you didnt give me a choice ive got 10k
Viceroy > i doubt that
ImPoor > and i was insured for 3 mil
Viceroy > as you were here before i came, and even 1 pirate gives 20k bounty
ImPoor > whats the point of giving you 1.5
Viceroy > i really dont care,
ImPoor > i got 10k i was hunting with a nanother guy
Viceroy > you dont want to pay, fine
Viceroy > but dont swear at me
ImPoor > what do you expect. well its a dirty buisness alright. but then i supose it takes all sorts this game. ill see you around. ***boy
Viceroy > lol, bye
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sarasvati
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Posted - 2004.02.02 12:36:00 -
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bad stuff that premature enter clicking 
- sarasvati
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Omniwar
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Posted - 2004.02.02 12:43:00 -
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 sweet
Spawn of the Devil
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Mojo JoJo
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Posted - 2004.02.02 12:50:00 -
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man people get really bent out of shape over a lil isk
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Nightfang
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Posted - 2004.02.02 12:51:00 -
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Lol, those were all nice and clean logs! I wonder why they never showed us that much courtesy back in FD-MLJ
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Triniton
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Posted - 2004.02.02 13:03:00 -
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Edited by: Triniton on 02/02/2004 13:04:42
Something from Zombie¦s weekend heh :]
Quote:
Triniton > hello u are being ransom¦d, plz transfer ??mill to me NOW or loose your ship!
Triniton > ??MILL NOW OR LOOSE YOUR SHIP
Triniton > U GOT 10SECONDS
Triniton > if u dont respond i will blow u up
Triniton > 10secµs
Triniton > 9sec¦s
Megathron pilot > i dont have that money
Triniton > get a loan
Triniton > u have 10second¦s!
Triniton > GET A LOAN NOW!
Triniton > how much do u have?
Megathron pilot > 1.5 mill
Triniton > look, instead of killing your ship i will buy it from u for 20mill sound good?
Megathron pilot > its worth 100 mill
Triniton > u make 20mill and loose your ship or we blow u up!!
Triniton > 25mill then..
Triniton > 25mill or nothing!
Triniton > make up your mind
Triniton > u got 10 seconds!!!
Megathron pilot > wait one
Megathron pilot > stop shooting
Triniton > 9second¦s
Triniton > we are not shooting
Triniton > 8 second¦s
Triniton > yes or no
Megathron pilot > bs
Megathron pilot > im being attacked
Triniton > 7second¦s
Triniton > no YOU ARE NOT BEING ATTACKD
Triniton > u got 25second¦s
Megathron pilot > yes i am smug is
Megathron pilot > and zomb
Triniton > ok u had your chance
Triniton > now im gonna have to blow u up
Megathron pilot > sold
Triniton > u wanna sell me your ship?
Triniton > for 20mill
Megathron pilot > yes 25 mill
Triniton > 25mill
Triniton > ok
Megathron pilot > y said 25
Triniton > EJECT
Megathron pilot > not until i have my money
Triniton > look if u dont eject i will blow u up!
Triniton > u will have your money when u have warp¦d out
Megathron pilot > then we will both lose
Triniton > 5second¦s
Triniton > 4second¦s
Triniton > 3second¦s
Triniton > 2second¦s
Triniton > 1second
Triniton > now u die
Megathron pilot > done
Triniton > warp away
Triniton > NOW
Megathron pilot > money now
Triniton > nice doing buisness with u mate
Megathron pilot > **** off ass
Triniton > /emotebows
He wasnt very happy.. 
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PainBall
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Posted - 2004.02.02 13:13:00 -
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 Brilliant i say brilliant 
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Jebidus Skari
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Posted - 2004.02.02 13:17:00 -
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Lord Armagon
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Posted - 2004.02.02 13:28:00 -
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I think SI are holding up pilotes in Quafe bars. All i see is SI docked and hiding.
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Arrok elFatal
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Posted - 2004.02.02 13:30:00 -
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Quote:
Edited by: Triniton on 02/02/2004 13:04:42
Something from Zombie¦s weekend heh :]
Quote:
Triniton > hello u are being ransom¦d, plz transfer ??mill to me NOW or loose your ship!
Triniton > ??MILL NOW OR LOOSE YOUR SHIP
Triniton > U GOT 10SECONDS
Triniton > if u dont respond i will blow u up
Triniton > 10secµs
Triniton > 9sec¦s
Megathron pilot > i dont have that money
Triniton > get a loan
Triniton > u have 10second¦s!
Triniton > GET A LOAN NOW!
Triniton > how much do u have?
Megathron pilot > 1.5 mill
Triniton > look, instead of killing your ship i will buy it from u for 20mill sound good?
Megathron pilot > its worth 100 mill
Triniton > u make 20mill and loose your ship or we blow u up!!
Triniton > 25mill then..
Triniton > 25mill or nothing!
Triniton > make up your mind
Triniton > u got 10 seconds!!!
Megathron pilot > wait one
Megathron pilot > stop shooting
Triniton > 9second¦s
Triniton > we are not shooting
Triniton > 8 second¦s
Triniton > yes or no
Megathron pilot > bs
Megathron pilot > im being attacked
Triniton > 7second¦s
Triniton > no YOU ARE NOT BEING ATTACKD
Triniton > u got 25second¦s
Megathron pilot > yes i am smug is
Megathron pilot > and zomb
Triniton > ok u had your chance
Triniton > now im gonna have to blow u up
Megathron pilot > sold
Triniton > u wanna sell me your ship?
Triniton > for 20mill
Megathron pilot > yes 25 mill
Triniton > 25mill
Triniton > ok
Megathron pilot > y said 25
Triniton > EJECT
Megathron pilot > not until i have my money
Triniton > look if u dont eject i will blow u up!
Triniton > u will have your money when u have warp¦d out
Megathron pilot > then we will both lose
Triniton > 5second¦s
Triniton > 4second¦s
Triniton > 3second¦s
Triniton > 2second¦s
Triniton > 1second
Triniton > now u die
Megathron pilot > done
Triniton > warp away
Triniton > NOW
Megathron pilot > money now
Triniton > nice doing buisness with u mate
Megathron pilot > **** off ass
Triniton > /emotebows
He wasnt very happy..
Well! that¦s another way to get a new BS cheap! Stupid of that Megathron pilot to not have his ship insured though!
Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem.
.-* www.eve.se | International fansite *-.
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Jebidus Skari
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Posted - 2004.02.02 13:39:00 -
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I think SI are holding up pilotes in Quafe bars. All i see is SI docked and hiding.
FFS we didn't even make it into the second page before the fearsome alt troll rushes in and wastes the bandwidth 
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.02.02 14:09:00 -
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I think you should change the title to stupidity logs, Vice. People that dumb deserved to be podded
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Blueblooded
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Posted - 2004.02.02 14:39:00 -
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I only people stopped giving away isk and freebee ships too those pirates we jusy might be able to make them sufffer from their own losses....
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"The royal blood is blue, hence my name"
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sutty
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Posted - 2004.02.02 15:38:00 -
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funny thing is, if a pirate was to hold me up. Id just open fire and if I die so what.
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LLeBRing
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Posted - 2004.02.02 15:41:00 -
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Edited by: LLeBRing on 02/02/2004 15:42:01
Actually I think its quite hilarious lol. Even though we fight these guys you can't help but admire the way they do business
If its one thing that pi$$es people off its a pirate.. but to get a nice pirate..... good god, that must drive them insane.
Hey those logs were a blast to read, maybe you guys can create a site that has some more funny logs?? Would be kinda cool and give me something to read while in class :)
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Toulak
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Posted - 2004.02.02 15:47:00 -
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funny thing is, if a pirate was to hold me up. Id just open fire and if I die so what.
Too right, die with honour I say
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Shadowthrone
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Posted - 2004.02.02 16:44:00 -
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I can't believe people fly around with no insurance at all. Even self destructing with 50% insurance would have been better deal for these guys.
Celes Kill Board
"Show them no mercy, for you will receive none"
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Omniwar
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Posted - 2004.02.02 16:47:00 -
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I can't believe people fly around with no insurance at all. Even self destructing with 50% insurance would have been better deal for these guys.
that might not be the case, even with basic insurance its way cheaper to almost give the ship away if they have implants
Spawn of the Devil
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McFly
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Posted - 2004.02.02 17:05:00 -
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Well all I have to say is its funny stuff, even tho I'd hate it happening to me, and its also nice to see your guys keep your word about paying
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drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2004.02.02 17:06:00 -
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sweet logs.
We are considering opening our chatlogs forum on our new boards (www.si-corp.net) it was quite popular last time.
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I think SI are holding up pilotes in Quafe bars. All i see is SI docked and hiding.
A bit of a strange comment to drop in a thread that is about things that SI have done while out in space...
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Ganja
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Posted - 2004.02.02 17:25:00 -
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Edited by: Ganja on 02/02/2004 18:51:09
oopsy ****sy
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Viceroy
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Posted - 2004.02.02 18:35:00 -
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Edited by: Viceroy on 02/02/2004 18:53:15
Well if you're caught by one of us with no insurance and lots of implants, the tolls we charge are VERY reasonable, even if we "buy" your ship. If you want to die, fine np, but i dont think paying the toll if you dont want to lose your ship is stupidity all. Would i pay? No, because i have more than enough to get a new battleship. But in the situation of guy with a few mil in the bank, paying is by far the smartest thing to do, if you can get over your pride that is. I wouldnt expect you to pay though sutty
More fresh logs to come!
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Lord Armagon
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Posted - 2004.02.02 20:18:00 -
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Quote:
Quote:
I think SI are holding up pilotes in Quafe bars. All i see is SI docked and hiding.
FFS we didn't even make it into the second page before the fearsome alt troll rushes in and wastes the bandwidth
sarcasm my friend, i actualy love SI (or my alt do hehe )
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Gyrn Fzirth
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Posted - 2004.02.02 20:44:00 -
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Wow, those are some amazing logs
I suppose people that don't have insurance and/or have implants would be well served to pay up. I consider it the realization of their risks vs the rewards or lessened risks they could've had if they had just insured their vessel.
On the flip side, this does remind me of Pu**ycat's incident ("Stop I will pay you".) I know that controverted SI's internal policy of never paying to exit a system/save a ship/save a clone etc. Goes to show everyone can make mistakes - hopefully the folks in your logs learn from them so they will feel less fear or possibly even retaliate against such piratery.
Oh, and nice chase this morning! I thought I had you - I even stopped at the gate I expected you to flee through after your pod escaped me at the jump in. Good show!
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Killboard: http://www.celeskills.com
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SithEwok
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Posted - 2004.02.02 22:12:00 -
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There are only 10 kinds of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don't.
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LOL nice
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Gyrn Fzirth
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Posted - 2004.02.02 22:24:00 -
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Quote:
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There are only 10 kinds of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don't.
LOL nice
Sadly, I can't claim credit for it. I saw it on a different forum and I got a kick out of it. So true, though, yes?
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Killboard: http://www.celeskills.com
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Miss Take
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Posted - 2004.02.02 22:25:00 -
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Those logs are great.
Good stuff Viceroy, keep them coming
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Viceroy
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Posted - 2004.02.02 22:37:00 -
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Quote:
Wow, those are some amazing logs
I suppose people that don't have insurance and/or have implants would be well served to pay up. I consider it the realization of their risks vs the rewards or lessened risks they could've had if they had just insured their vessel.
On the flip side, this does remind me of Pu**ycat's incident ("Stop I will pay you".) I know that controverted SI's internal policy of never paying to exit a system/save a ship/save a clone etc. Goes to show everyone can make mistakes - hopefully the folks in your logs learn from them so they will feel less fear or possibly even retaliate against such piratery.
Oh, and nice chase this morning! I thought I had you - I even stopped at the gate I expected you to flee through after your pod escaped me at the jump in. Good show!
*****cat has proved herself to be trustworthy many times, so no one in SI really cares about that incident. We lose ships all the time, and for all we care she prolly said it to throw the attackers off guard. Even if she didnt, we simply cant be arsed to beat the dead horse anymore, because it simply isnt important to us (but it really did feed the forum trolls for a loooong long time )
And my dear friend! It is very hard to retaliate against piracy when it has your ship locked down and targetting systems jammed! Cooperation is the best way for both parties! We just wish that everyone would cooperate, so both pirate and victim would gain, instead of victim getting ganked and pirate left with a loot can.
And I did love my incursus  Must buy a new one now!
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Skelator
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Posted - 2004.02.02 22:43:00 -
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And can a mod change the thread name to "Piracy Logs" or something. Goddamn enter key
LOL now you have Class BUT what if the person really only has 1 million Viceroy?
Would you show mercy then?
Just Curious
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Falhofnir
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Posted - 2004.02.02 22:58:00 -
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we simply cant be arsed to beat the dead horse anymore, because it simply isnt important to us (but it really did feed the forum trolls for a loooong long time)
i take a note of that sentence.
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Viceroy
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Posted - 2004.02.02 23:04:00 -
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Quote:
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And can a mod change the thread name to "Piracy Logs" or something. Goddamn enter key
LOL now you have Class BUT what if the person really only has 1 million Viceroy?
Would you show mercy then?
Just Curious
Its not a matter of mercy, its just business I wouldnt insult any of my customers by showing them "mercy"
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Vodalus
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Posted - 2004.02.02 23:22:00 -
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I guess anyone going into dangerous space should expect this kind of stuff.
I venture into 0.0 quite often, and I see some pirates, but there's only one who has been able to catch me so far. He podded me twice, then the third time, we came to an agreement. After chatting with this person for a bit, I realized he wasn't a total *******, and that he was just doing what he does. I respect his cunning, and his understanding of the game, and so I decided that even though I could continue to do what I had been doing and suffer the occasional podding, it was better for me to pay, not because I was scared, but because I respected this person and his abilities (in fact I think I have figured out a strategy that I could use to defeat his tactics, but that is another story that I won't be telling to you dirty low-down pirates ).
I've only been playing for a couple of weeks, but everyone I have met so far has been really nice. Even the person who podded me twice is fun to chat with - the first time I sort of took it personally, but after that I realized the excitement of having him after me made up for any monetary losses I might have.
Now my question is this: If most of the pirates out there are just people like myself, and not some jerkoff kiddies who just enjoy griefing other people, don't they feel kinda ****ty for ruining someone's day/week/month?
Do you really get more satisfaction from using your skills to be a criminal?
Does being anonymous just allow people's real personalities to come out? Or, do they somehow feel that because this is "only a game" you aren't adding to your karmic burden when you do "bad" things? (How bad can it be, it's only a game, right?)
Maybe I should start a thread on pirate philosophy. I already decided for myself that I will never be a pirate in this game, but I would love to be a pirate hunter - it just seems way more satisfying.
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Originally by: Oveur
EVE is primarily a PVP game
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2004.02.02 23:35:00 -
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I like the logs Viceroy - very entertaining... my question is...
HOW IN THE HECK DO THESE PEOPLE GET CAUGHT?!?!
I mean don't they use the map or pay attention to local chat? I could see a hauler getting snatched up - maybe. But a battleship?!?! LOL - C'MON. It's not so easy to lock one of those down if the pilot is aware of his surroundings.
Am I the only one around here, who just doesn't quite get this?
Well I hope those guys learned their lesson.
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Viceroy
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Posted - 2004.02.02 23:42:00 -
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Edited by: Viceroy on 02/02/2004 23:45:21
Yes you're right, we only catch the afk, semi-afk, lazy, stupid and greedy people. If you are aware of your surroundings and the fact that "killing one more npc", "getting a few more units of [insertore]" or "getting to empire space before downtime" isnt worth your ship/pod, we probably will never catch you. Trusting your signature radius, drones, microwarpdrive(s) and your corpmates that are "only a few jumps away" are also reasons for our wallets to flash with happiness.
We're like the devil you see, your greed and ignorance leads to our ultimate profit 
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Mrissa Easeah
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Posted - 2004.02.03 00:33:00 -
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On the *hopefully slim* chance that I'm ever that lazy kiting past you boyos, does the gate fee apply for one passage? Or do you ever jam someone who comes back through a bit later and ask the fee a second time?
Guess I'd have to be lazy AND stupid for that to happen, but I dunno, in a hurry in the midst of another scenario that you've managed to chokehold, what's SPVD's general policy?
And as its a hostage situation, do you ever just get offers of blanket 'protection racket' cash to avoid certain corps/individuals?
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Nervar
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Posted - 2004.02.03 03:04:00 -
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Funny stuff Just shows SI are coolest pirates inn EvE
Mee as a good captain i am would go down with my ship no matter cost
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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
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drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2004.02.03 09:08:00 -
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On the *hopefully slim* chance that I'm ever that lazy kiting past you boyos, does the gate fee apply for one passage? Or do you ever jam someone who comes back through a bit later and ask the fee a second time?
Guess I'd have to be lazy AND stupid for that to happen, but I dunno, in a hurry in the midst of another scenario that you've managed to chokehold, what's SPVD's general policy?
And as its a hostage situation, do you ever just get offers of blanket 'protection racket' cash to avoid certain corps/individuals?
Personally, I'll only toll a person once in an evening, as long as they're pleasant about the whole situation (of course). The sweary types usually don't get the option second time around
As for getting offered stuff, yes we do get offers, we don't take many of them up though.
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Soul Reaver
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Posted - 2004.02.03 14:18:00 -
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Hey I just thought. I have never once had the opportunity to have the stop pay up chat! How comes? I always get the more aggressive opening gambit. Blasters missiles approach? It would be nice to be asked afterall :)
At least I would have the opprotunity of being in one of Fals "Most stupidest Pirate Hunter posts things"
Be you a Pirate or a Simple Alt creeper! Sooner or later you'll dance with Soul Reaver and His Amazing Underpants
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DB Preacher
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Posted - 2004.02.03 14:48:00 -
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Edited by: DB Preacher on 03/02/2004 14:49:41
If you like these logs... go find any well-known pirate hangout and sit with an alt in system watching idiot after idiot get caught in gate traps with no insurance and most are semi-afk.
I've sat around watching SPVD, c0w, m0o, zombie, biomass, jokers all doing tolls while I'm in system. All of them are gentlemanly about it (apart from a couple of scum but no way as bad as some of the scum that gets caught).
The local chat in these systems are great :)
dbp
Current RKK Ranking: (CAL4) Soldier
Drop by and say hi in Reikoku Forums.
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darth solo
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Posted - 2004.02.03 15:00:00 -
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DB,
i love flying around space with my alts, takes alot of the pressure away, and u actually get to see how amazing the game looks, rather than having eyes constantly on local.
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NIL8
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Posted - 2004.02.03 16:36:00 -
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DB Preacher, are you realy a girl???
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darth solo
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Posted - 2004.02.03 16:42:00 -
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DB Preacher, are you realy a girl???
she was ALL woman last night.
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DB Preacher
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Posted - 2004.02.03 16:50:00 -
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DB Preacher, are you realy a girl???
Am I really a girl?
I am nothing but what you perceive.
dbp
Current RKK Ranking: (CAL4) Soldier
Drop by and say hi in Reikoku Forums.
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Saladin
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Posted - 2004.02.03 17:01:00 -
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Putting my feelings for highway hold ups aside, there is one thing that bothers me.
I don't know if the Dominix pilot had insurance or not, but if he did it was monumentally stupid for him to do what he did. Basic insurance on a Dom would have probably fetched him 35+ mil for the destruction of the ship, and the filthy pirates would have not been able to take his ship. He would have also had 50+ mil which would have placed him in a better position to replace the ship
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NIL8
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Posted - 2004.02.03 17:13:00 -
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DB Preacher, I just wanted to let you know I've been to medical school and if you need an examination just let me know.
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DB Preacher
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Posted - 2004.02.03 17:29:00 -
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DB Preacher, I just wanted to let you know I've been to medical school and if you need an examination just let me know.
Thx,
I'll bear that in mind
dbp
Current RKK Ranking: (CAL4) Soldier
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Viceroy
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Posted - 2004.02.03 17:38:00 -
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Putting my feelings for highway hold ups aside, there is one thing that bothers me.
I don't know if the Dominix pilot had insurance or not, but if he did it was monumentally stupid for him to do what he did. Basic insurance on a Dom would have probably fetched him 35+ mil for the destruction of the ship, and the filthy pirates would have not been able to take his ship. He would have also had 50+ mil which would have placed him in a better position to replace the ship
Guess what?
He probably didnt have insurance.
Plus even if he did, would it have covered his implants? Dont think his pod would have had ANY chance of getting away, we have instant locking scrambling ships, he'd lose his pod too.
And we're not filthy thank you very much, we have very good personal hygiene and have regular bubble bath parties together!
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Mimiru
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Posted - 2004.02.03 21:48:00 -
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and have regular bubble bath parties together!
Surprisingly that's not the most disturbing thing i've read today...
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Sniperpirate
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Posted - 2004.02.03 22:22:00 -
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lol give him a break that was a good come bk hehe :)
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2004.02.03 22:25:00 -
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and have regular bubble bath parties together!
Surprisingly that's not the most disturbing thing i've read today...
What do you think is the real reason for me leaving SPVD?
This is not a hijack
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Mimiru
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Posted - 2004.02.03 23:38:00 -
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I just figured that Viceroy didnt learn that 'no' means 'no'
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Preacha
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Posted - 2004.02.04 00:13:00 -
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And we're not filthy thank you very much, we have very good personal hygiene and have regular bubble bath parties together!
Lmao.....It's h4x0's turn to drop the soap.
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Clipped Wings
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Posted - 2004.02.04 00:16:00 -
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And we're not filthy thank you very much, we have very good personal hygiene and have regular bubble bath parties together!
Lmao.....It's h4x0's turn to drop the soap.
...Just switch to liquid soap. Gives you better time, and I have heard. Friend of a Friend, you know, that it's supposedly usable for other stuff as well...
Finding liquid soap in a buble bath. *Shivers*
I don't think I'd like to be in that particular bath...With pirates. ;-)
-Clipped Wings of LFC
-Clipped Wings of LFC
"I believe in the theoretical benevolence, and practical malignity of man."
~William Hazlitt
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TIvian
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Posted - 2004.02.04 07:03:00 -
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Edited by: TIvian on 04/02/2004 11:16:22
Edited by: TIvian on 04/02/2004 07:04:24Edited for lack of sleep
Trully a very cool post. I cant believe the noobness of getting caught in a pirate trap.
Vic I have to agree that the Dom pilot didnt have insurance he was flying his bro's ship...probably with out bro's permission. and didnt ins. sux to be the both of them.
I have to agree with Sutty though. I would rather go down fighting then surrender. but I can assure you I would never complain on the boards or flame in local. beside I never fly with out serious ins on any of my battleships....and OMG is it EXPENSIVE!!!
Infact I would say my battleship insurance is just as expensive as supporting my ex hooker...er....ummm I mean ex wife!
H3ll you guys would be doing me a favor if you blow one up
ah well.
what a bunch of whinney little b!tches they are!
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(> <) Teh Uber Asheron's Call Bunny Booty WTFPWNZ you!! |
TIvian
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Posted - 2004.02.04 11:15:00 -
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Edited by: TIvian on 04/02/2004 07:04:24EDITED FOR LACK OF SLEEEEEEEPPPPP
Trully a very cool post. I cant believe the noobness of getting caught in a pirate trap.
Vic I have to agree that the Dom pilot didnt have insurance he was flying his bro's ship...probably with out bro's permission. and didnt ins. sux to be the both of them.
I have to agree with Sutty though. I would rather go down fighting then surrender. but I can assure you I would never complain on the boards or flame in local. beside I never fly with out serious ins on any of my battleships....and OMG is it EXPENSIVE!!!
Infact I would say my battleship insurance is just as expensive as supporting my ex hooker...er....ummm I mean ex wife!
H3ll you guys would be doing me a favor if you blow one up
ah well.
what a bunch of whinney little b!tches they are!
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(> <) Teh Uber Asheron's Call Bunny Booty WTFPWNZ you!! |
jjjgg
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Posted - 2004.02.04 13:13:00 -
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Lol but why would anyone sell a Megathron for 25mil as opposed to have it destroyed ?
1. Even with the most basic insurance you'd get more than that if you just self destructed that.
2. I'd personally go out fighting. Against a few SI alone it probably aint gonna turn out too clever but against Triniton he'd probably run as soon as you launched FOF's
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Viceroy
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Posted - 2004.02.04 13:23:00 -
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Lol but why would anyone sell a Megathron for 25mil as opposed to have it destroyed ?
1. Even with the most basic insurance you'd get more than that if you just self destructed that.
2. I'd personally go out fighting. Against a few SI alone it probably aint gonna turn out too clever but against Triniton he'd probably run as soon as you launched FOF's
1. He probably didnt have basic insurance. Plus if he had implants he'd lose them aswell, and you cant insure those.
2. It wouldnt really be a fight, because we take you down to 10-0% armor before we actually ask for money. So we'd have all our guns aimed right at you incase anything went wrong.
But ofcourse, if you think that insurance is a better deal than paying, we understand that. Its just business after all
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TIvian
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Posted - 2004.02.04 16:17:00 -
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1. He probably didnt have basic insurance. Plus if he had implants he'd lose them aswell, and you cant insure those.
2. It wouldnt really be a fight, because we take you down to 10-0% armor before we actually ask for money. So we'd have all our guns aimed right at you incase anything went wrong.
But ofcourse, if you think that insurance is a better deal than paying, we understand that. Its just business after all
Yeah, I would say that I would rather take the pod ride home and have the insurance then have you buy out. I wouldnt want to end up here on the forums looking like a dumb a55. oh wait too late
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(> <) Teh Uber Asheron's Call Bunny Booty WTFPWNZ you!! |
Kalast Raven
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Posted - 2004.02.05 00:53:00 -
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I wish the Guristas had offered me 25 mil to eject from my BS...
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Seleene
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Posted - 2004.02.05 08:09:00 -
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And we're not filthy thank you very much, we have very good personal hygiene and have regular bubble bath parties together!
Viceroy, I'm still trying to get the image of you, Drunk and the little rubber duck out of my head. Next time, hang a sign on the door. Please.
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Riddari
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Posted - 2004.02.05 09:12:00 -
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Eject from ship - right click ship - Self destruct - Warp away in pod
All can be done in a second and the pirates would have to be super alert to see you eject and warp away.
I've used this technique for alt-clone-jumping, can't see why this shouldn't work for a battleship that is locked down either.
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Kenya
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Posted - 2004.02.05 11:14:00 -
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The only question i want to know is where are all these nice rats at??? Ive been podded like 5 or 6 times and only once been given the chance to pay a toll. Hell I would pay a toll if given the chance but hell no I just get my ship shot out from under me and then pod killed to boot.
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MoLeH
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Posted - 2004.02.05 12:49:00 -
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theres a couple of reason why ejecting and warpinf wont work. but im not gonna tell you cos i dont wanna give away the ebil pirates game plan
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MooKids
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Posted - 2004.02.05 16:05:00 -
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Edited by: Viceroy on 02/02/2004 23:45:21
Yes you're right, we only catch the afk, semi-afk, lazy, stupid and greedy people. If you are aware of your surroundings and the fact that "killing one more npc", "getting a few more units of [insertore]" or "getting to empire space before downtime" isnt worth your ship/pod, we probably will never catch you. Trusting your signature radius, drones, microwarpdrive(s) and your corpmates that are "only a few jumps away" are also reasons for our wallets to flash with happiness.
We're like the devil you see, your greed and ignorance leads to our ultimate profit
The scary thing is, it almost seems like what he is doing is a service to the community. Weeding out the stupid and weak so the strong can flourish.
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