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DubanFP
Caldari
Four Rings
D-L
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Posted - 2007.08.24 02:29:00 -
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Edited by: DubanFP on 24/08/2007 02:29:54
Here's a place to post your best "Newb" comments you've ever heard. And the background around said comments as needed. Killmails are welcome if they're very newbish. Of couse names aren't allowed by board rules.
This guy was baiting newbies in an Osprey outside Kisogo. He didn't dare attack my badger at first when i stole from his can. In chat I convinced him i was no threat, and that the lag outside station was too much so we met in a belt "no ability to deagress and dock". So he asked for his bait back, i refused at first to gain his trust a bit more. Gave it back. Agression, Boom.
Anyways 5-10 minutes later this conversation shows up in local.
NewbBaiter > you warp jamed me
DubanFP > no **** sherlock
NewbBaiter > u know how cheap that is
Nearly split my side on that "Warp jammers are cheap" comment. In all honestly later in that conversation when he realized I was just protecting newbies he wasn't that bad a guy at all.
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Daelorn
State War Academy
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Posted - 2007.08.24 02:42:00 -
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Get stuffed noob.
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Lucky 8
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.08.24 02:48:00 -
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"Wheres the pause button."
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 Originally by: Nicho Void
This thread is like a chum slick for forum alt trolls.
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2007.08.24 02:49:00 -
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"What level do you have to be to PvP?" 
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Captian Internet
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Posted - 2007.08.24 02:54:00 -
[5]
"Can some one lend me a big battleship for a while?"
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Ray Beams
Under the Wings of Fury
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Posted - 2007.08.24 03:24:00 -
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(after killing a salvaging destroyer)
"Why did you do that? did i look like a good target to you?"
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"Was killing my pod necessary as well?"
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sicarri Covenant
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Posted - 2007.08.24 03:25:00 -
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"How do I make my ship move?"
"I just saw an explosion and I have a new ship that looks like an egg... did I just level up?"
Tic Toc Tic Toc , time is ticking ~Liz Kali
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Sir Scorpion
Black Banners
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Posted - 2007.08.24 03:35:00 -
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This was by one of my friends that I got to play eve:
Me> so how do you like that game so far?
Him< The NPCs in this game are really toughà.
Me> What NPCs?!
Him< the ones at the gate!
Me> you went to low sec?
Him< no I am still where you left me last night.
Me > so what happened.
Him> I killed all the NPCs in the belts like u show me, then I go to the gate and see a big white +, so I shoot at them and then kill me in 2 secs.
Me> à
Him> and the AI is good the followed me to station and killed me aging when i undocked.
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Captian Internet
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Posted - 2007.08.24 03:38:00 -
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2007.06.17 01:33
Did you enjoy killing a noob? Did it make you feel big and strong? hope so.
2006.11.18 06:27
You really didn't need to pod kill me. And was I really that harmful in a Ibis? I was roaming the roids for FFS. So tell me, you got the balls to face me in real life. Or does my corp have to kick you in the nuts?
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F'nog
Amarr
Celestial Horizon Corp.
Valainaloce
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Posted - 2007.08.24 03:41:00 -
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I don't remember the specifics, but one guy complained about the time wasted training a Rank 1 skill to Level I. I think it was WDO.
I used to get It.
Then It changed.
Now I don't even know what It is.
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Doragee
Minmatar
Unknown Society
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Posted - 2007.08.24 06:42:00 -
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[22:58:54] xxxxxx > where can i buy the skill "missing"?
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UGWidowmaker
Caldari
The Ankou
The Reckoning.
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Posted - 2007.08.24 06:52:00 -
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Originally by: Sir Scorpion
This was by one of my friends that I got to play eve:
Me> so how do you like that game so far?
Him< The NPCs in this game are really toughà.
Me> What NPCs?!
Him< the ones at the gate!
Me> you went to low sec?
Him< no I am still where you left me last night.
Me > so what happened.
Him> I killed all the NPCs in the belts like u show me, then I go to the gate and see a big white +, so I shoot at them and then kill me in 2 secs.
Me> à
Him> and the AI is good the followed me to station and killed me aging when i undocked.
ROFL----
OMFG
I am the widowmaker stay tuned.
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NereSky
Gallente
Domination.
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.24 07:49:00 -
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well 2 things for me that will always stick in my mind;
1)i bought a account for my wife , u know trying to get her in to the game ect, and she wanted to try mining so i showed her the basics and basically said theres a cash prize for mining trit (summat like 1mill i think in trit needs to be mined)
i left her to it for about 6 months , shes mining away on the other pc while im having fun undisturbed with moans and groans from her,
a few months later of peaceful eve gameplay she gave me a hard time because she got chatting in local to someone who told her the truth (she stopped playing lol)
but i got a bunch of minerals , a 2nd account out of it.
2)in my days of blissful and carefree pirating i killed some new guy in low sec and then he accused me of cheating with a hax or summat and he was going to petition me for it, i asked why
he replied - i should be invulnerable
i said - errr how
he replied - i was wearing a invuln' shield and u must be cheating
tried to explain but gave up :)
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MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong
Namtz'aar k'in
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Posted - 2007.08.24 07:50:00 -
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Originally by: UGWidowmaker
Originally by: Sir Scorpion
This was by one of my friends that I got to play eve:
Me> so how do you like that game so far?
Him< The NPCs in this game are really toughà.
Me> What NPCs?!
Him< the ones at the gate!
Me> you went to low sec?
Him< no I am still where you left me last night.
Me > so what happened.
Him> I killed all the NPCs in the belts like u show me, then I go to the gate and see a big white +, so I shoot at them and then kill me in 2 secs.
Me> à
Him> and the AI is good the followed me to station and killed me aging when i undocked.
ROFL----
fantastic
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Cornucopian
Gallente
Dutch Omega
United Freemen Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.24 08:27:00 -
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Originally by: NereSky
well 2 things for me that will always stick in my mind;
1)i bought a account for my wife , u know trying to get her in to the game ect, and she wanted to try mining so i showed her the basics and basically said theres a cash prize for mining trit (summat like 1mill i think in trit needs to be mined)
i left her to it for about 6 months , shes mining away on the other pc while im having fun undisturbed with moans and groans from her,
a few months later of peaceful eve gameplay she gave me a hard time because she got chatting in local to someone who told her the truth (she stopped playing lol)
but i got a bunch of minerals , a 2nd account out of it.
2)in my days of blissful and carefree pirating i killed some new guy in low sec and then he accused me of cheating with a hax or summat and he was going to petition me for it, i asked why
he replied - i should be invulnerable
i said - errr how
he replied - i was wearing a invuln' shield and u must be cheating
tried to explain but gave up :)
who needs macros when we have wives? 
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Ralben
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Posted - 2007.08.24 08:29:00 -
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Originally by: NereSky
well 2 things for me that will always stick in my mind;
1)i bought a account for my wife , u know trying to get her in to the game ect, and she wanted to try mining so i showed her the basics and basically said theres a cash prize for mining trit (summat like 1mill i think in trit needs to be mined)
i left her to it for about 6 months , shes mining away on the other pc while im having fun undisturbed with moans and groans from her,
a few months later of peaceful eve gameplay she gave me a hard time because she got chatting in local to someone who told her the truth (she stopped playing lol)
but i got a bunch of minerals , a 2nd account out of it.
2)in my days of blissful and carefree pirating i killed some new guy in low sec and then he accused me of cheating with a hax or summat and he was going to petition me for it, i asked why
he replied - i should be invulnerable
i said - errr how
he replied - i was wearing a invuln' shield and u must be cheating
tried to explain but gave up :)
She spent 6 months to mine 1 million units of trit?
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NereSky
Gallente
Domination.
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.24 08:30:00 -
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she didnt have a mining barge :) and this happened a couple of years ago and the timescales may not be exact.
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Letri Bimmet
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2007.08.24 09:13:00 -
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*some noob who will remain nameless*
How can I import my wow character in here?
*same guy*
Err oeps.
I just pushed the self destruct button, how do I get my ship back?
*another noob*
F**k you I'm not gonna do the tutorial. I can figure this game out by myself.
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Jastra
Gallente
Core Domination
Big Bang Quantum
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Posted - 2007.08.24 10:12:00 -
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Edited by: Jastra on 24/08/2007 10:12:00
Originally by: Ray Beams
(after killing a salvaging destroyer)
"Why did you do that? did i look like a good target to you?"
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Ditto :)
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Quasar Black
Minmatar
Rens 911
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Posted - 2007.08.24 10:13:00 -
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"One point on the Moros."
Said by a two day old goon on his first fleet op.
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Entreri Finwe
Raptus Regaliter
Pride - Honor - Duty
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Posted - 2007.08.24 10:24:00 -
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We had a guy in corp a few years back that finally managed to get his hands on a Apocalypse, he's first BS
At that time we had a war dec on us and they guys that had decced us was long time enemies so they knew everything about us and we knew about as much about them.
So he was in his new Apoc, in our empire HQ...
Him: "I'm gonna mine for insurance"
Me: "Eh, I think that would be unwise, we have a war"
Him: "No worries, I've got a cruise missile launcher fitted"
Me: "That wouldn't do diddely-squat"
Him: "Yes it will, I will kill anything that attacks me"
15 minutes later:
Him: "Help, I'm under attack!"
Him: "I'm going down!"
Him: "I lost my Apoc"
(Spelling was improved for readability, that guy had the worst english skills I've seen yet)
Originally by: jarack
I de-synced in my bathroom once, now i have no where to wash my hands 
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Jump ToMe
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Posted - 2007.08.24 10:54:00 -
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"Jaiko : Vledspar was all i took, i swear on my life !!!" :)
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hedfunk
Caldari
High Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2007.08.24 11:09:00 -
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Ganking in high sec, you get a crapload of newb comments, including a mass amounts off 'Did that make you fee big?'
But the best are just when you're locking and scanning. People seem to take real offence to being locked lol.
The amount of 'Shoot then you [Insert insult X here]' I've had is just unreal. =(
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cal nereus
Bounty Hunter - Dark Legion
Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.24 11:11:00 -
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Originally by: Quasar Black
"One point on the Moros."
Said by a two day old goon on his first fleet op.
What a way to start the game.
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Countess Markievicz
Gallente
0-Deflex
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Posted - 2007.08.24 11:14:00 -
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So new players with very little understanding of the game make 'foolish' comments, there's a surprise!
What would be much funnier would be experienced players owning up to 'foolish' comments, things have done when they should know better.
Unfortunately, I lack the experience to post any of my own. :)
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Thicky McThick
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Posted - 2007.08.24 11:31:00 -
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My favourite was in rookie channel "What does self destruct do?"
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Chi Canery
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Posted - 2007.08.24 11:35:00 -
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Originally by: Countess Markievicz
So new players with very little understanding of the game make 'foolish' comments, there's a surprise!
What would be much funnier would be experienced players owning up to 'foolish' comments, things have done when they should know better.
Unfortunately, I lack the experience to post any of my own. :)
Why is there always a wet blanket? It's a little bit of fun, stop being so superior.
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Gregoriuses
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Posted - 2007.08.24 11:36:00 -
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He: Why is test server for?
Me: It is for test the settings,modules,ships...and everything there u can get for 100 isk
Him: REALL wow nice!!!?? AND why the hell people play on this server and not on test server than ?
LOL
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Per Bastet
Amarr
B.O.O.M
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Posted - 2007.08.24 11:42:00 -
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Originally by: Gregoriuses
He: Why is test server for?
Me: It is for test the settings,modules,ships...and everything there u can get for 100 isk
Him: REALL wow nice!!!?? AND why the hell people play on this server and not on test server than ?
LOL
Quoted for Awesome
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Grunanca
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Posted - 2007.08.24 12:02:00 -
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Edited by: Grunanca on 24/08/2007 12:02:29
I was in ammold letting a friend test his rupture on my typhoon...
Local:
Newb: I will help you!
A rifter locks me, fires, inflicts 2.3 damage and gets blown by the guns.
Silence...
Moments later 7 newbs in starterships lock me, fires and gets blown up by guns. Well, a lot of people learned something about CONCORD that day
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