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DsItnangel
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Posted - 2007.09.04 10:57:00 -
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Originally by: Gungankllr Asking for dating advice on an MMORPG forum is like asking Michael Jackson for tips on how to be more black.
Im at work and almost crying @ this. Thanks Gung.  
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Crimson Pearl
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Posted - 2007.09.04 10:57:00 -
[32]
Originally by: Cornucopian
Originally by: Crimson Pearl
Originally by: DsItnangel
Originally by: Crimson Pearl the thing is the setting that i meet her in makes it really hard for me to approach her. and alcohol is a no-no.
so this is what happen.
i sit around. punch myself in the legs twice, stand up, take a deep breath and walk towards her.
then half way there turn around and walk back.
it happened twice now.
i want to cry.
Girls are very perceptive chances are she knows your down w/ her by now. Listen to this song "All That Remains - It Dwells in Me" that will give you the courage to say "hey love wanna see my minerals?"
yeah i also made it really clear to her by looking at her and turning away when he catches me. that with friendly smile (flirty one) to get her vibe and i think she likes me. but i just cant approach her OMFG this is so stupid.
i just really want to hold her.
awww yer so sweet. I'll wire you 5mil ISK if you shag her by monday  
but seriously.... you know it, she knows it. dont start off with going on one knee, start with just asking her out to dinner or something. Maybe just lunch....
or you could also start palling around with her women friends. See if that gets her miffed, then you KNOW she was interested. plus it gives you a chance of getting close to her via her friends. all of the adive I'm giving could also massively backfire, but hey, thats life.
what age group are you in, and why is the situation so hard? that might help in the community giving you ways of going about this. I mean, its different if yer high school or at work....
im 17 :)
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Arron S
Gallente Rampage Eternal Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2007.09.04 10:57:00 -
[33]
Originally by: 4rc4ng3L
Originally by: Arron S umm.. I don't know, I'm not very good with women, in the asking out area. always get turned down, despite being good looking and not acting like an ******* around them
Was that just an excuse to say your good looking!?! 
yes, and also I am no good with women.
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DsItnangel
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Posted - 2007.09.04 10:58:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Crimson Pearl
Originally by: Cornucopian
Originally by: Crimson Pearl
Originally by: DsItnangel
Originally by: Crimson Pearl the thing is the setting that i meet her in makes it really hard for me to approach her. and alcohol is a no-no.
so this is what happen.
i sit around. punch myself in the legs twice, stand up, take a deep breath and walk towards her.
then half way there turn around and walk back.
it happened twice now.
i want to cry.
Girls are very perceptive chances are she knows your down w/ her by now. Listen to this song "All That Remains - It Dwells in Me" that will give you the courage to say "hey love wanna see my minerals?"
yeah i also made it really clear to her by looking at her and turning away when he catches me. that with friendly smile (flirty one) to get her vibe and i think she likes me. but i just cant approach her OMFG this is so stupid.
i just really want to hold her.
awww yer so sweet. I'll wire you 5mil ISK if you shag her by monday  
but seriously.... you know it, she knows it. dont start off with going on one knee, start with just asking her out to dinner or something. Maybe just lunch....
or you could also start palling around with her women friends. See if that gets her miffed, then you KNOW she was interested. plus it gives you a chance of getting close to her via her friends. all of the adive I'm giving could also massively backfire, but hey, thats life.
what age group are you in, and why is the situation so hard? that might help in the community giving you ways of going about this. I mean, its different if yer high school or at work....
im 17 :)
I looked like a dork when I was 17. Are you a dork too?
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Sir Scorpion
Black Banners
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Posted - 2007.09.04 10:58:00 -
[35]
Originally by: Crimson Pearl
Originally by: Sir Scorpion
Originally by: Crimson Pearl
i keep telling myself that but i just can not do it. it is sort of like procrastinating, you tell yourself not to but you can't help it.
i am a generally confident guy and i think she likes me too with her glances and peeks.
sigh.
Well tbfh, you know how lucky you are???? Come live with me here in the middle east and THEN say your scared to ask a girl outą.
ądamn her brothers and their machine gun nestsą
your not serious?
I have 7.62mm hole in my chest that says other wise. Nope believe me here its not so easy, its not impossible, but it isnĘt easy.
You donĘt ask her out in the normal way.
You donĘt have that much of an option, you go with what you can get, and most of the time those have serious issues, and the rest are gold diggers rejects.
you cant spend more than a few hours with her, and ur lucky if you can see her once a week. ōsince its all behind her familyö
you cant just see a girl, like her and go ask her our you will be shot by her family.
You spend the night with her ..shot
Crap gose south and she tells on or point u outąshot..
So ur fracking lucky and stop acting like wossy.
Unless ur from the Arabian gulf donĘt say ur scared to ask a girl outąsigh
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DsItnangel
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Posted - 2007.09.04 10:59:00 -
[36]
Now im a married hairy dork. :(
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bundy bear
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Posted - 2007.09.04 11:02:00 -
[37]
When she looks at you dont break eye contact until she does. Also its better just getting it over with, whats the worst that could happen? Worst case scenario is she snobss u off and in that case she aint worth your time.
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4rc4ng3L
Finite Horizon The Red Skull
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Posted - 2007.09.04 11:02:00 -
[38]
Edited by: 4rc4ng3L on 04/09/2007 11:03:10
Originally by: Crimson Pearl
im 17 :)
oohhhhhh in that case im guessing she is the same age :p
yes...booze, thats what you need!
Or maybe pirates, pirates solve everything, so do the irish, you should give her an irish pirate! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
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Crimson Pearl
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Posted - 2007.09.04 11:03:00 -
[39]
i guess im a dork if i dont even have the balls to ask her out.
i hate this i should become an emo.
at least no one has said "can i have your stuff" yet.
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4rc4ng3L
Finite Horizon The Red Skull
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Posted - 2007.09.04 11:04:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Crimson Pearl i guess im a dork if i dont even have the balls to ask her out.
i hate this i should become an emo.
at least no one has said "can i have your stuff" yet.
CIHYS *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
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Miriyana
Gallente Legions of Derek
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Posted - 2007.09.04 11:05:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Sir Scorpion
Originally by: Crimson Pearl
Originally by: Sir Scorpion
Originally by: Crimson Pearl
i keep telling myself that but i just can not do it. it is sort of like procrastinating, you tell yourself not to but you can't help it.
i am a generally confident guy and i think she likes me too with her glances and peeks.
sigh.
Well tbfh, you know how lucky you are???? Come live with me here in the middle east and THEN say your scared to ask a girl outą.
ądamn her brothers and their machine gun nestsą
your not serious?
I have 7.62mm hole in my chest that says other wise. Nope believe me here its not so easy, its not impossible, but it isnĘt easy.
You donĘt ask her out in the normal way.
You donĘt have that much of an option, you go with what you can get, and most of the time those have serious issues, and the rest are gold diggers rejects.
you cant spend more than a few hours with her, and ur lucky if you can see her once a week. ōsince its all behind her familyö
you cant just see a girl, like her and go ask her our you will be shot by her family.
You spend the night with her ..shot
Crap gose south and she tells on or point u outąshot..
So ur fracking lucky and stop acting like wossy.
Unless ur from the Arabian gulf donĘt say ur scared to ask a girl outąsigh
Tbh yes.
What loser is scared of girls -_-
- - - - - - Change just leads to more problems
Originally by: CCP Wrangler Oh please no, I've had enough with real world taxes, and dealing with the tax agency. No more taxes!!
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Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2007.09.04 11:06:00 -
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Originally by: Crimson Pearl i guess im a dork if i dont even have the balls to ask her out.
i hate this i should become an emo.
at least no one has said "can i have your stuff" yet.
If you're not going to ask her then can I have her? ----- I'll be in my pod |

Xen Gin
The Dragoons X-PACT
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Posted - 2007.09.04 11:07:00 -
[43]
Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia Say you like her, and then you run away scared before listening to the reply.
yes I did that, and yes it was a few years ago. Otherwise no experience, I think a common tactic here is to get the other person completly wasted so you can say anything and they wont remember anyway.
Jesus! Why dont you just break out the Rohypnol. 
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4rc4ng3L
Finite Horizon The Red Skull
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Posted - 2007.09.04 11:07:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Adonis 4174
Originally by: Crimson Pearl i guess im a dork if i dont even have the balls to ask her out.
i hate this i should become an emo.
at least no one has said "can i have your stuff" yet.
If you're not going to ask her then can I have her?
I already asked fool... now your just being rude!  *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
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Falbala
Gallente Les Enfants de Gaia
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Posted - 2007.09.04 11:09:00 -
[45]
Originally by: DsItnangel Either that or get her to play. then I'll pretend to gank her and you can blow me up and save her life. You'll be her pizza faced hero.
Best advice.
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Some Caldari
Caldari Shadow Warrioz
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Posted - 2007.09.04 11:10:00 -
[46]
Rhyphonol. ------------
Originally by: Nyphur Mining is women's work, dammit!
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Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2007.09.04 11:10:00 -
[47]
Originally by: 4rc4ng3L
Originally by: Adonis 4174
Originally by: Crimson Pearl i guess im a dork if i dont even have the balls to ask her out.
i hate this i should become an emo.
at least no one has said "can i have your stuff" yet.
If you're not going to ask her then can I have her?
I already asked fool... now your just being rude! 
You asked for his stuff, I asked for his girl. Different requests.
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Crimson Pearl
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Posted - 2007.09.04 11:10:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Xen Gin
Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia Say you like her, and then you run away scared before listening to the reply.
yes I did that, and yes it was a few years ago. Otherwise no experience, I think a common tactic here is to get the other person completly wasted so you can say anything and they wont remember anyway.
Jesus! Why dont you just break out the Rohypnol. 
because i want to love her and not just have sex.
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4rc4ng3L
Finite Horizon The Red Skull
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Posted - 2007.09.04 11:11:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Adonis 4174
Originally by: 4rc4ng3L
Originally by: Adonis 4174
Originally by: Crimson Pearl i guess im a dork if i dont even have the balls to ask her out.
i hate this i should become an emo.
at least no one has said "can i have your stuff" yet.
If you're not going to ask her then can I have her?
I already asked fool... now your just being rude! 
You asked for his stuff, I asked for his girl. Different requests.
eewwww she's like second hand now! have her! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
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Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2007.09.04 11:12:00 -
[50]
Originally by: 4rc4ng3L
Originally by: Adonis 4174
Originally by: 4rc4ng3L
Originally by: Adonis 4174
Originally by: Crimson Pearl i guess im a dork if i dont even have the balls to ask her out.
i hate this i should become an emo.
at least no one has said "can i have your stuff" yet.
If you're not going to ask her then can I have her?
I already asked fool... now your just being rude! 
You asked for his stuff, I asked for his girl. Different requests.
eewwww she's like second hand now! have her!
You see, Crimson? If you don't ask her she'll end up with a jerk like us. ----- I'll be in my pod |

jam6549
Cold Blooded Killers
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Posted - 2007.09.04 11:13:00 -
[51]
oh god great thread guys, keep it going!
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4rc4ng3L
Finite Horizon The Red Skull
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Posted - 2007.09.04 11:13:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Adonis 4174
Originally by: 4rc4ng3L
Originally by: Adonis 4174
Originally by: 4rc4ng3L
Originally by: Adonis 4174
Originally by: Crimson Pearl i guess im a dork if i dont even have the balls to ask her out.
i hate this i should become an emo.
at least no one has said "can i have your stuff" yet.
If you're not going to ask her then can I have her?
I already asked fool... now your just being rude! 
You asked for his stuff, I asked for his girl. Different requests.
eewwww she's like second hand now! have her!
You see, Crimson? If you don't ask her she'll end up with a jerk like us.
Mwuahahahahahahahaha  *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
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General StarScream
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.09.04 11:14:00 -
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Can i have your girl?
this is what you do works 100% dont matter if they look like a young riki lake and gets all the boys they want, with this line you will get anyone, Man,Female, animals, Insects anything you like.
here is it, get your Notebook open.
Walk close up to heer, have Ipod or a mp3 player with you, go up to heer look into heer eyes, dont look away!!!!.
say you heard this song and you tought of her and you want her to lissen to it, on the mp3 player/ipod, you have downloaded.
Wishing on a star by Roce Joyce.
when she is lissing to it, take her arms and slowing force your slef close to her.
and start to close dance with her, and look into her eyes dont look away!!!!
When the song ends.
you take the mp3 player back, give her your phone nr on a note sented with Roses.
and you leave without saying a word,
either she will say he wait, and kiss you,
or she will call you the next day, and say shes thinking about you, and that she wants to have your kids.
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jam6549
Cold Blooded Killers
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Posted - 2007.09.04 11:16:00 -
[54]
Originally by: General StarScream Can i have your girl?
this is what you do works 100% dont matter if they look like a young riki lake and gets all the boys they want, with this line you will get anyone, Man,Female, animals, Insects anything you like.
here is it, get your Notebook open.
Walk close up to heer, have Ipod or a mp3 player with you, go up to heer look into heer eyes, dont look away!!!!.
say you heard this song and you tought of her and you want her to lissen to it, on the mp3 player/ipod, you have downloaded.
Wishing on a star by Roce Joyce.
when she is lissing to it, take her arms and slowing force your slef close to her.
and start to close dance with her, and look into her eyes dont look away!!!!
When the song ends.
you take the mp3 player back, give her your phone nr on a note sented with Roses.
and you leave without saying a word,
either she will say he wait, and kiss you,
or she will call you the next day, and say shes thinking about you, and that she wants to have your kids.
oh god im crying with laughter
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4rc4ng3L
Finite Horizon The Red Skull
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Posted - 2007.09.04 11:19:00 -
[55]
Edited by: 4rc4ng3L on 04/09/2007 11:19:34
Originally by: jam6549
oh god im crying with laughter
Likewise, pure classic...  *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
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Backdoor Bandit
Minmatar Gay Rights League
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Posted - 2007.09.04 11:19:00 -
[56]
Edited by: Backdoor Bandit on 04/09/2007 11:20:40 Awww, Young love. This is my new favourite thread.
In the spirit of Asking Backdoor Bandit I would like to pose to you the following options:
Option 1: Roll on up like you own the place and say 'Oh no, I don't have a Devastator Cruise Missile in my pants, I'm pleased to see you!'
Option 2: Hit her over the head with your club and drag her back to your cave.
Option 3: Ask her if she's a *Edit* Woman who enjoys the company of other women *Edit*. If she says no, Say 'Cool, lets roll back to my place and do the Red-Hot Monkey Dance'. If she says yes, Say 'Score, I've seen all of your films'.
Option 4: D-Up and get her asked, As you get older, You'll come to regret these missed opportunities. There's no shame in failure and you could really miss out if you attempt to wait for her move.
Option 5: Ask her how she likes her eggs in the morning, if she says 'Unfertilized' Reply 'No problem, I'll just *expletive deleted* you up the *expletive deleted*.
Option 4 is probably the keeper though.
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DsItnangel
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Posted - 2007.09.04 11:21:00 -
[57]
Originally by: General StarScream Can i have your girl?
this is what you do works 100% dont matter if they look like a young riki lake and gets all the boys they want, with this line you will get anyone, Man,Female, animals, Insects anything you like.
here is it, get your Notebook open.
Walk close up to heer, have Ipod or a mp3 player with you, go up to heer look into heer eyes, dont look away!!!!.
say you heard this song and you tought of her and you want her to lissen to it, on the mp3 player/ipod, you have downloaded.
Wishing on a star by Roce Joyce.
when she is lissing to it, take her arms and slowing force your slef close to her.
and start to close dance with her, and look into her eyes dont look away!!!!
When the song ends.
you take the mp3 player back, give her your phone nr on a note sented with Roses.
and you leave without saying a word,
either she will say he wait, and kiss you,
or she will call you the next day, and say shes thinking about you, and that she wants to have your kids.
Either that or she'll smack your $200.00 iPod on to the floor and tell you to get the hell away from her. Best of not forcing anything physical. Better yet If you need a prop then it isnt gonna work. Look man. This is not the place to ask for advice.....we all suck at it. The only way to do it is to do it. Thats the best advice anybody here can give you.
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Miriyana
Gallente Legions of Derek
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Posted - 2007.09.04 11:27:00 -
[58]
Originally by: 4rc4ng3L Edited by: 4rc4ng3L on 04/09/2007 11:19:34
Originally by: jam6549
oh god im crying with laughter
Likewise, pure classic... 
   - - - - - - Change just leads to more problems
Originally by: CCP Wrangler Oh please no, I've had enough with real world taxes, and dealing with the tax agency. No more taxes!!
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Godlesswanderer
Gallente Hells Angels Inc.
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Posted - 2007.09.04 11:30:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Backdoor Bandit Edited by: Backdoor Bandit on 04/09/2007 11:20:40 Awww, Young love. This is my new favourite thread.
In the spirit of Asking Backdoor Bandit I would like to pose to you the following options:
Option 1: Roll on up like you own the place and say 'Oh no, I don't have a Devastator Cruise Missile in my pants, I'm pleased to see you!'
Option 2: Hit her over the head with your club and drag her back to your cave.
Option 3: Ask her if she's a *Edit* Woman who enjoys the company of other women *Edit*. If she says no, Say 'Cool, lets roll back to my place and do the Red-Hot Monkey Dance'. If she says yes, Say 'Score, I've seen all of your films'.
Option 4: D-Up and get her asked, As you get older, You'll come to regret these missed opportunities. There's no shame in failure and you could really miss out if you attempt to wait for her move.
Option 5: Ask her how she likes her eggs in the morning, if she says 'Unfertilized' Reply 'No problem, I'll just *expletive deleted* you up the *expletive deleted*.
Option 4 is probably the keeper though.
Good luck.
I'd choose option 1. But I guess 4 is good too. ---------------------------
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syphurous
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.09.04 11:35:00 -
[60]
Can I suggest some Nine Inch Nails ?
<*hums*>
Yes, I am alone, but then again I always was As far back as I can tell, I think maybe it's because Because you were never really real to begin with I just made you up to hurt myself
</*hums*>
EMO FTW ! ___
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